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The Return of “Trixi Toxic” to the Lollie Bombs Burlesque Troop: As many of you know, the Lollie Bombs burlesque shows are not to be missed! However, one of their performers has been missing for far too long. After six months of being absent from the troop after a brutal car wreck, the tempting “Trixi Toxic” gives our photographer, Sam (a.k.a. DV8photo) an interview… Sam: Hey Trixi, Tell us about your wreck and how you feel about your return to The Lollie Bombs. Trixi: The wreck happened this past

friends. I’ve been on Doctor’s orders to take it easy, rest, and do my physical therapy up until September. So, I’ve been itching to get back to the Lollies so I can perform again. My first Lollie show at the Pocket Sandwich Theater will be on October 29th and 30th, and I can’t explain how excited I am! Sam: That sounds terrible!! I am sure they are happy to have you back! Do you have some sexy numbers coming up? Do you have any hints for us?

April on Easter Sunday. I can honestly say, I don’t remember much about the wreck itself (I was knocked unconscious) except my short stay in the hospital and my discovery when I got there that I had fractured my C6 in my neck. I was incredibly banged up, and confused. I had no memory of even being in the car with my

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Trixi: I have a very sexy number coming up! I’ve performed it once before, and sadly it was the show in Houston right before the accident. It has not been performed at the Pocket Sandwich yet. Let’s say.. It’s called The Magic Box. That’s all I will say! And for Grotesque Burlesque, I’ll be doing something with balloons people haven’t seen before. Sam: Oh, so you will be a performer at the Grotesque Burlesque as www.METROANE.com

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well? Hmm… something with balloons people haven’t seen before. I don’t know, a lot of people who read this magazine have seen some crazy shit. Trixi: I’m pretty sure they have. But, it’s not your average balloon number. It takes about three hours to get suited up into my outfit. Sam: Sounds intriguing! Well, I don’t

want you to have to give away too much after all a little mystery is good! So, what do you miss most about the performances? Trixi: Honestly, it’s just the performance itself, and everything that comes with it. I miss putting on a show for the audience to enjoy, creating and brainstorming new numbers, and being in the lime light, even if it’s only for about 3 minutes. I do have to say that coming up with new routines is the best part. It’s interesting to see how the audience reacts to what you decide to do for a new number. Last year, I came up with a Jill Valentine routine, and I had an extremely great reaction from the audience. I got a lot of Resident Evil gifts from fans that realized I was an uber gamer dork. Sam: Haha, Now that we have the gamers drooling.... what other game characters would you want to dress up as?

dressing up like Jill wasn’t hard. So, I’ve been wanting to do Aeon Flux for a while, and other than that, Lara Croft, Ultra Violet, Silk Spectre, Ada Wong.. I have quite a list. Sam: I am not even a gamer, but I am about to speak for the vast majority of them...YES PLEASE!!! Sounds Awesome!

Trixi: I’m sure you’ll see some dress up routines from me really soon! Sam: Remind us real quick again the dates and locations of your upcoming shows. Trixi: Grotesque Burlesque will be October 15th at The Lizard Lounge, and The Lollie Bombs October show at the Pocket Sandwich Theatre will be October 29th and 30th. Buy your tickets for the Pocket Sandwich show A.S.A.P.! These will sell out fast! Sam: Well, it has been an absolute pleasure catching up with you and all of us here at MetroANE and DV8photo hope your return is even better than you could expect...and we can’t wait to see the shows! Thanks!! Trixi: Thank you so much! The pleasure was all mine!

Trixi: Wow, that’s a big list. I try to go for the characters I mostly look like, so

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Vampire Girl vs. Frankenstein Girl release date October 19, 2010 Japanese culture is as bizarre as it gets at times, among the various oddities that have sprung from it are game shows which consist of male contestants being whacked in the genitals and animated pornography, termed “hentai”, whose various sub genres involving bestiality and lactation have become widely popular amongst the population. Hell, they even sell toilet paper with short horror stories printed on it for god knows what reason. This utterly insane culture extends into their film as well and one doesn’t have to look any further than Vampire Girl vs. Frankenstein Girl for an example of how depraved, grotesque and downright “weird” their movies can get. There are very few American-produced films that can match the sheer lunacy occurring within this “versus” circus freak show. Continuing in the tradition of previous hyper-violent, excessivelysexual Japanese horrors centered on attractive school-girls (popular films like The Machine Girl and Tokyo Gore Police), Vampire Girl vs. Frankenstein Girl throws a whole bunch of other peculiarities into the mix, including blackface, a kabuki mad scientist who air guitars using his victims spinal cords, an oversexed nurse with eyeballs sewn onto her nipples, a wrist-cutting competition, and copious amounts of blood equal in proportion to the accumulation of ten regular horror movies. If it isn’t one of the strangest films of all time, it certainly is of this year.

Throwing up an assortment of depravity and blood-drenched insanity into a film always makes for good fun, but never makes up for a lack of plot, lazy writing or poorly-executed film-making, a few key problems that permeate through many of these gory, low-budget efforts. These are all issues readily apparent in The Machine Girl, a prior similar undertaking which, for all its excessive gore and dismemberment, was at its core really nothing much different than most substandard Hollywood fare. Here, directors Yoshihiro Nishimura (who tread similar ground with Tokyo Gore Police) and Naoyuki Tomomatsu have crafted both an emotionally-charged teen love story and a hilarious satire of popular trends, the film elevated by the over-the-top absurdities rather than reliant on them. High-school heart throb Mizushima finds himself in the center of a vicious tug-of-war between two lovers: Keiko, his high-maintenance girlfriend whose spineless vice-principal daddy bows

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to her every demand, and Monami, a new student in the school who falls for Mizushima’s kind personality...and who also happens to be a vampire. Of course, when the two girls get into a feud, Keiko is no match for the supernatural Monami and is killed. However, Keiko’s father moonlights as a mad scientist and he reanimates Keiko, upgrading her with a variety of dif-

ferent physical attributes swiped from corpses. Now, the Vampire Girl and the Frankenstein Girl find themselves facing off in a battle to the death for Mizushima’s affection.

ing crushed in or where some appendage isn’t being attached to some other ludicrous concoction. It is amazingly fun, completely original and absolutely never dull. Even those who don’t enjoy the film, possibly too much for their tastes, will likely be enthralled by the madcap display enfolding in front of them.

However, it’s when the film steps back from the lunacy that it’s at its best. The characters at their best, particularly Monami and Mizushima, are surpris-

ingly fleshed out, likable and quite funny; at their worst, over-the-top caricatures that are usually funny and always interesting. There are a lot of laughs mined from the absurd notion of falling in love with a vampire, as well as the battle being waged for Mizushima, the tone always light and self-deprecating; one comical part has Mizushima proclaiming, as he narrates the battle, something along the lines of “Has anyone ever asked my feelings about this”, which sums up the ridiculousness of the obvious lapses of logic that allow the fight, and pretty much the entire film, to occur. Perhaps the funniest scenes involve those lampooning current teenage trends. The “emo’s” are part of an after-school wrist cutting club. The trend of imitating black culture is taken to absurd limits with a trio of girls not only in black face, but with afros, over-sized lips and the refusal to drink any coffee but black. Not only isn’t there a boring minute, but there isn’t one that’s not either laugh-out-loud hilarious or just plain crazy. The only shortcomings are the occasional limitations of the lowbudget paired with the wide scope of the films imaginative dismemberment. Some of the effects, although most often not, are poorly executed. As well, the arterial spray of blood throughout the film is less than satisfying due to the reliance on CGI effects, which look both incredibly cheap and silly (in a bad way). The entire film also carries a somewhat cheap vibe to it, which leads me to believe it was either digital video or inefficiency behind the camera. Regardless, these are small prices to pay for the amount of imaginative fun and hilarious splatter that Vampire Girl vs. Frankenstein Girl delivers, making it one of the better exercises in this type of frenetic insanity that so often falls on the wayside. - Dylan, allhorrorfilms.com

There are a plethora of outlandish gags to please any hardened gorefan. Among the best are the Vampire Girl tearing a hole in a girls face and unraveling her skin like the wrappings on a mummy, a reanimated foot-hand creature, blood drops with a life of their own and the Frankenstein Girl tearing off an arm, screwing it onto her head and using it as a helicopter propeller to zip around through the sky. This is the love-child of a three-way between Looney Tunes, an early Peter Jackson film and a Troma movie. Nary two minutes go by where someone’s head isn’t beVoted America’s #1 Adult Weekly

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TLAcult.com Launches Short Film Contest TLACult.com, an online and direct mail DVD and VOD retailer specializing in unusual cult, horror and exploitation cinema, announced today the launch of the TLACult. com 2010 Short Film Contest. The company said filmmakers are encouraged to submit their homemade cult, horror or exploitation movies to TLA’s corporate office where four members of TLA’s web content department will screen the films in order to find the best and most unusual short films out there.

Then they will choose 20 finalists whose work will appear using the site’s streaming video service for devoted genre fans to screen and vote for their favorites.

To submit a film, interested parties can visit TLACult.com to print a copy of the submission form which should be enclosed along with a DVD copy. Submissions should be under 20 minutes in length and not currently available on any commercial DVDs or pay-per-view sites. All submissions are due in by Nov. 1. and will not be returned to the filmmakers. The 20 finalists will be notified at least 24 hours prior to the contest’s official launch on Dec. 1.

The company said TLACult.com customers will be encouraged to vote for their favorite selections before Jan. 1, 2011, when the prize winners will be announced.

“We’re looking for the weird, the wacky, the cheesy, the terrifying, the “We are very excited to launch this fiercely original,” said Dan Reed, contest,” Reed said. managing editor of TLACult.com. “We love genre movies here at TLA and we love seeing work whose creativity shines through despite the budgetary restrictions that short filmmakers have to face. If it’s trashy, we want it for our contest. If it’s bloody, we want it for our contest. If it’s totally off-the-wall weird we want it for our contest,”

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“There are thousands of filmmakers out there making unique and crazy genre movies every year that, for whatever reason, only a very limited selection of people get to see, and even more cult movie fans hungry to watch them. With this contest, the filmmakers get exposure for their work they wouldn’t get otherwise and the fans get access to some truly unique movies.”

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THE HARD SCORE.com What’s not to like about grocery stores? We have to have them, we like them, we have choices of the kinds of stores to shop from, and the good ones have all kinds of choices for us and fresh produce. I’ll tell you what’s not to like, and that’s when we go into the meats and fresh produce section and there’s not much selection. Like the meat looks old, and there’s some fruits and veggies that are wrinkled up &/or have bad spots on them, or just downright bad. Same goes with the NFL. That’s right. The NFL gives us lots of teams to choose from that provide different offensive and defensive philosophies. Pure passing attacks, emphasis on running, balanced offenses, blitz crazy defenses, zones, man on, and slip back cover two. This past weekend was like that bad day at the grocery, a lot of games to turn up your nose to. Some were bad from wrinkles, some from rot, and some from both. That’s NOT what we want from our NFL teams. Yeah, it’s great to have the pals over and be grillin’ and chillin’, but I don’t need the NFL as an excuse to grill, I need them to put some product together that can get me excited. Last week’s column I didn’t think there were that many good games coming, but for most of them to be lousy? C’mon. Let’s get some different ball goin’ before we chew on the NFL.

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The first round of the MLB postseason is a five game series, 2-2-1. American League Rays host Rangers. Twins host Yankees. Rays finished 96-66, the Rangers 90-72. Oddly enough the Rangers do have a chance here as both teams have a tendency to get streaky. If Hamilton hits his average and we get the base running, Texas has an even chance. Rays have the edge with more playoff experience. Twins finished 94-68, the Yankees 95-67. New York’s the popular choice but Minnesota’s played strong all year, limited the slumps, tough when it mattered and really don’t care about Yankees history. I give this to the Twins because I dislike New York and, hey, that about covers it, I don’t like the Yankees. Oh, alright, I think the Twins pitching order is stronger than the Yankees, how’s that? Rangers @ Rays Game 1 Wed Oct 6 12:30 CST Yankees @ Twins Game 1 Wed Oct 6 7:30 CST National League Giants host Braves. Phillies host Reds. Giants finished 92-70, the Braves

91-71. They may be close in the standings, and they may have won their divisions, but there’s too much short about these two for either a clear cut winner or the survivor to go deep in the postseason.

Phillies finished 97-65, the Reds 91-71. This easily should be the fan favorite series to watch in the first round. Two popular teams playing strong and both going hard. Cincy’s about as excited to make the post season as any team could be. Braves @ Giants Game 1 Thur Oct 7 8:30 CST Reds @ Phillies Game 1 Wed Oct 6 4:00 CST

NHL – Stars The 2010 hockey season is roaring toward us with the Dallas Stars opening their regular season play this Friday at the New Jersey Devils at 6pm CST on FSSW. Only problem is, all of you with DISH satellite service won’t get the game. Fox wants DISH to pay more for airing the games and they’re balking. Look, why is this happening now and not with the other local providers? Part of this, I suspect, has to deal with how Tom Hicks managed to ruin both the Rangers and Stars in his ridiculous handling of his sports empire. The Rangers just got a major TV package that essentially left the Stars out in the cold, along with all their hockey fans. This happened because Hicks packed the Rangers and Stars together. Any hope you have of seeing the Stars is at a friend’s or a local watering hole.

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If you had any questions at all why Hicks invested in European soccer, well, it’s because he was losing both his American teams and still wanted the play. Of course, he bought in using that same method that lost him his teams, debt management. Maybe if Hicks thought about managing profit instead of debt he’d be better off.

NFL - Cowboys In the ongoing saga of wideout Roy Williams, you now have a growing contingent of media singing his praises. Let me tell you this, one very good game does NOT validate him as the number one nor what was given up to bring him here. Yeah, he had an ok game for one and two, but ok is now the standard? What the media and coaches like is that RW isn’t crowing “I told you so”. Yeah, well, with his team history I wouldn’t either and that doesn’t have anything to do with grace. Let’s wait and see if he can maintain running correct routes and sustain that. And wasn’t RW so FUN that he waylaid rookie Dez Bryant into paying a huge amount of dollars, almost fifty five thousand, for a dinner bill to make up for his not carrying RW’s pads at training camp? Some math wizard figured out that the bill was ONLY 1.9% of Bryant’s annual pay. Here’s the real deal, I don’t care that these players SAY they’re ok with what happened, that ain’t what’s goin’ on between Dez’s ears. Why? Because this young man didn’t come from money, he’s had to scrape and save and watch how he spent, and even though he’s now making some big dollars he’s NOT that far removed from

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being a scrimper and when he signed that check it hurt him. What RW did, and the other players and coaches allowed, went way beyond carrying pads, it was extreme hazing and malicious. That’s something to be proud of. Week 4 in review.

How’d my upset predictions do? I was 2-3. The Bronco’s took the Titans, the Giants ruined the Bears season, and my only drop was the Niners and they almost took Atlanta. This past week also settled the age old question, if the score was close does that make it a good game? Sorry, not when you have teams like the Browns beating the Bengals, or the Redskins somehow winning over the Eagles. Two inept’s don’t equal an ept. Besides Cincy sliding, this past weekend revealed two more highly rated seeds slinging mud on their own seasons: the Colts, and the Saints. Of the two, which has the better chance of righting their ship and ending the season better than 8-8? The Colts, but those aren’t great odds backing that. The Saints are dropping games and players to injury. Between the 49ers and Lions, which has the better chance of winning at least two games? Actually, I think both teams still do. The Niner’s were expected to win their division so this is a head slammer, and Detroit has been without QB Stafford but still has played very well.

will burn Cleveland, but, like I said last week, the Rams oughta be fun to watch and see what they do next. Just to make it interesting, before the Jags bring their D on they’re gonna let the Bills run five plays to get a TD.

The afternoon game of the day: Titans (2-2, road 1-0) at Cowboys (1-2, home 0-1). The pressure is all on Dallas to prove that beating Houston wasn’t a fluke and that dropping the first two was.

In the category of who knows what’ll happen but still be fun to watch: Giants (2-2, road 0-1) at Texans (3-1, home 1-1), Packers (3-1, road 1-1) at Redskins (2-2, home 1-1), Broncos (22, road 1-1) at Ravens (3-1, home 1-0), and Buc’s (2-1, road 1-0) at Bengals (2-2, home 1-0).

You’ve had your noon party and got all primed, now kick anyone outta the house that isn’t a Cowboys fan and get that screen ready. Tennessee’s got a pass rush, gap filling linebackers, and a fast secondary. This should be a solid test for our offense. Our D should pin their ears back and go lay the wood on Vince Young.

The Texans already handed one Manning a loss and they’re itching to take the daily double in this race. The Giants played great D against a ruptured O line of the Bears but Houston’s not anywhere near that poor. Whose D will perform better, the Packers or ‘Skins? Orton’s loving McDaniel’s offense, but many more sacks and he won’t be aging like wine or cheese. Oh, the Ravens love to sack. Can Tampa Bay run with Cincy? This is the noon Game of the Day, get your party hats on, fire up the grills, get your best burger, ribs, or brisket recipe goin’, make tater salad with red pepper flakes, and get them beans loaded with jalapenos. You got it, this is a fire cracker grill day for a blaster of a game: Chiefs (3-0, road 1-0) at Colts (2-2, home 1-0). This is a must win game for Indy and Kansas City’s visitin’ while running on high octane. If KC doesn’t choke this will be one hell’uva contest. Where’s the blood pressure meds?

NFL Week 5

3:00 games

Bye teams: Dolphins, Patriots, Steelers, Seahawks.

One for the side of the road: Chargers (2-2, road 0-2) at Raiders (1-3, home 1-1). San Diego’s getting’ “in the mood” at the wrong time for Oakland.

Sunday, Oct 10, noon CST Four not worth the trouble: Bears (3-1, road 1-1) at Panthers (0-4), Falcons (31, road 1-1) at Browns (1-3, home 1-1), Rams (2-2, road 0-1) at Lions (0-4), and Jags (2-2, road 0-1) at Bills (0-4). Chicago’s offense line isn’t, the Falcons

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A struggle in the desert: Saints (31, road 1-0) at Cardinals (2-2, home 1-0). Breez is gimpy, the D’s collecting injuries, and no Bush, and Arizona’s Anderson is getting pocket comfortable.

7:30 game This is not the dessert you wanted to finish up a great meal with: Eagles (22, road 2-0) at 49ers (0-4). This game’s got more questions than kindergartners at a zoo. Which game plan will Philly give Kolb to run? Will the Eagles O line throw themselves body first to try and stop the Niners pass rush? Can the 49ers run or pass? This may be where Singletary gets his team their first W.

Monday Night Football 7:30 game Vikings (1-2, road 0-1) at Jets (3-1, home 1-1). Minnesota’s coming off a bye week and that’s probably the only thing they got goin’ for them. This will be a great game because the Vikes are definitely in a must win situation and really didn’t need to be facing a hot team while they’re struggling. Coming off a bye should have helped their running game which they’ll need. Vikes D HAS to get to Sanchez, so they’ll game plan to stop the run. The Jets are missing Revis Island just not that much, but they’ll probably wish they had him back before this nights over. With the Pats just knocking the snot out of the Dolphins now New York has to win to keep pace in the division. This should be a great game.

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Upset picks of the week: Panthers over Bears, Cardinals over Saints, 49ers over Eagles, and Vikings over Jets.

Readers Response

Two Dogs: I don’t get what it is you think baseball isn’t a great game, yes,, it takes some time but this is a game that requires a lot of strategy, which these playofss will show. Darna Dallas Darna: There’s a big difference between a games conduct and a games strategy. Figuring out whether you’re going to use a left or right handed pitcher isn’t strategy. Deciding if you want a runner to steal a base isn’t strategy. Baseballs a fun game, no denying that, but MLB is in serious need of an overhaul. TD Two Dogs: Is it true that Haynesworth didn’t cash that big check? So why should he have to stay with Washington? Carlin Ft Worth

Carlin: That’s not exactly how this lays out. Albert did cash that check but says that he kept it in his house for a couple of weeks while he “mulled over” all his options. Not his brightest moment there, because if true it means that he “accepted the check and its terms” then showed up out of shape and with a rotten attitude that still doesn’t have him playing well. All Cowboys fans are happy with this and any situation that causes strife with the ‘Skins. TD Pat “Two Dogs” Snow twodogs@anemagazine.com

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