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METRO ANE MAG: Tell us how you got started in your path to being such a sought after internet Icon? METAL SANAZ: My step dad was really into Metal music back in the day. He took me to my first concert—Black Sabbath—when I was seven. The next day I wanted to know more about this type of music. Overall Metal became a huge part of my life from then on and it will be till the day I die. I got approached by Hollywood music TV to start interviewing metal bands for them and I told them straight up that I am not a journalist and have never done anything like that. They didn’t care lol so we started the next day and things just started taking off like crazy from that point on and now here we are . I feel very blessed to have great friends that have supported me trough out these years METRO ANE MAG: How has your work impacted your current lifestyle? METAL SANAZ: Well, my personal life has vanished! I can’t find it… hahaha. No joke! I work 24/7. And I don’t feel like its work cause I just love it so much. Sometimes I wake up in middle of the night and start working with one eye open. There is no down time. I make myself relax every few months for a couple of days but I can never wait to get back and start working. METRO ANE MAG: As a former Dallas resident, what memories stood out the most about the City? METAL SANAZ: Reunion Arena !!! YES YES YES! I saw so many amazing bands there as a child. I remember the hot weather and pool parties and grown ups drinking beer haha. I wish I remembered which schools I went to, but we just moved so much that I forgot them all. So if there is anyone who remembers me from school, I would love for them to contact me. I was the girl you could never say my name right and used to arm wrestle the guys in lunch hour, haha

baby ! This is going to be fun. I mean look at out lineup: Rivethead, The Razorblade Dolls, Deaf Angel, Flood the Masses.. Co Hosted by Amber DeVille w/ special guest Zamra Dollskin and The Wicked Angels. This show is going to be a blast! METRO ANE MAG: I hear your giving away a guitar for Charity. Tell us about that, sounds exciting? METAL SANAZ: I work very close with Dean Guitars and they are the coolest people I have ever met and they donated a guitar for Fund raiser for Louisiana Wildlife preservation. ( Animal rehab and re release of gulf marine animals from the platform spill). So I have to thank Dean again for supporting an amazing cause. METRO ANE MAG: If you could have dinner with 3 famous people, who would they be and why? METAL SANAZ: Oh man that’s a tough one. Hmmm Iron Maiden, Megadeth and Slayer :) but there is so many more and names could just go on and on… Like I can add Rammstein too ;) METRO ANE MAG: Any current projects we can look forward to in the near future? METAL SANAZ: Oh Yeah! I am starting a battle of the bands tour and it’s going the be a real deal with amazing people involved. I will give you guys the info once we are ready to hit the road. There is also a ton of other stuff. I started my own label and I am going to try my best to help out the bands as much as possible. But I am always thinking and some things, I have to wait, cause it’s all about the right timing and making sure things get done right and everyone is happy :) METRO ANE MAG: What would you consider a guilty pleasure that most people wouldn’t know about you?

METRO ANE MAG: If I gave you an Elephant where would you hide it? METAL SANAZ: In my living room ;)

METAL SANAZ: Cartoons and chocolate. I don’t watch movies much but I’m a sucker for good cartoons and eating a whole chocolate cake haha

METRO ANE MAG: Are you excited about hosting a show here on July 3rd, Tell us about the show and play bill?

METRO ANE MAG: Sanaz, Thank you for your time and we look forward to seeing you July 3rd at Trees Dallas.

METAL SANAZ: YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW EXCITED I AM ! It means so much to me. I’m coming back home

METAL SANAZ: Thank you guys :) see you in a few Days

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Ain’t Nothin’ But a G String Burlesque by nature is risque, and generally not your typical watercooler at work discussion. But in Dallas, there are some ladies (and gents! Don’t forget the gents!) that are helping ensure burlesque’s comeback is here to stay. The Lakewood Theater is one such place that you can see all KINDS of burlesque, housed in a beautiful historic venue. Walking in you automatically feel transplanted into a different time and place! This Dallas theater has housed productions

from La Divina Productions (ladivinaburlesque.com) and currently is the home for Viva Dallas Burlesque, a monthly show that features area performers (I performed in the debut show on June 4th). The producers of this show aim to bring thier audience a bit of everything, in a classic setting. La Divina’s productions also focus on the classic, and have brought such names as Miss Exotic World 2009 Kalani Koko-

nuts and Catherine D’Lish (who has won more titles than anyone!) to Dallas. The next Viva production will be held on July 2nd, to kick off the holiday! Visit pincurlmag.com/ events for more info. Also, the Lollie Bombs, Dallas’ longest running burlesque troupe, aim to please by doing whatever

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they want... and usually that involves tubs of glitter, ruffled panties, brightly colored hair, and lots and lots of pasties! Featured in a bimonthly show at the Pocket Sandwich Theater, these girly grenades pack lots of class, sass and ...bum into thier shows. The current troupe boasts of founder Angi B Lovely, a circus enthusiast (her silks routine is a personal fave), Scarlette Switches (who sings AND strips... niiiiiiice), Black Mariah (classic charm with a kickin’ booty to boot!), Miss.malicious (packs a mighty punch!), Jai’L Bait (more intoxicating than tequila), and Trixi Toxic (you’ll never look at your Resident Evil game the same again). Flat out - you need to see one of thier shows. Period. Visit www.pocketsandwich. com for a listing of thier upcoming shows (warning, they sell out fast, there’s reasons why they are a Dallas mainstay and have been for years.) LAST BUT certainly not least... The Ruby Revue also hosts a monthly show at the famed House of Blues in Dallas. Thier shows combine classic elements of burlesque (boas, fringe, live jazz band) and modern day flair (hiphop, rock, and varied guest performers). Featuring Elisa, Ginger Valentine, Honey Cocoa Bordeauxx, Melissa Meaow, Lily Wilde, and more, these ladies know how to put on a show, and always seem to kick it up a notch each time! Thier next show July 1st will feature DFW fave Rose darling! More info can be found at www.rubyrevue.com and houseofblues.com. Don’t forget also - Ginger Valentine is known for her bump and grind classes, and new classes are available at the Ruby Room... www. rubyrevue. com. I highly suggest taking a class... :) Cheers! Vivienne Vermuth www.vforvermuth.com

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“ROAD QUEEN: PART 17” FROM GIRLFRIENDS FILMS RELEASES ON DVD JUNE 29

Desperate for Work, Sexy Cougar Deauxma Will Do Anything & Anyone! June 25, 2010 --- RESEDA, Calif. --- Girlfriends Films releases “Road Queen: Part 17” on DVD June 29. In “Road Queen: Part 17”, life on the open road will never be the same. The tale of sexy highway escapades stars cougar Deauxma as a mature stripper driving through the desert in search of unbridled lesbian passion. Along the way she encounters Ariella Ferrera, Tanya Tate, Sarah Blake, Chastity Lynn, June Summers and Cheyenne Jewel. “One

of Girlfriends Films’ most endearing series,” writes Apache Warrior of XCritic.com in regards to the previous volume of “Road Queen”. “The action is a mixture of sensuality, excitability and rawness…All hail Queen Deauxma and her supporting cast.” Picking up where part 16 left off, Deauxma is trying to start a new life in Las Vegas. Ariella Ferrera helps calm Deauxma’s nerves over her new job, and Deauxma repays her with some heated licking and tribbing. Sarah Blake also seeks out advice from the

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still hot and bothered Ariella, and it’s not long before Ariella glides a hand into the girl’s panties. Always eager to get her hands on something young, June Summers seduces Cheyenne Jewel under the watchful gaze of strip club owner Tanya Tate. Tanya leaves the two to their mischief in order to amuse herself with petite Chastity Lynn and her massive strap-on. With all the illicit affairs in “Road Queen: Part 17”, Deauxma discovers why Vegas is called Sin City. Girlfriends Films Vice President Moose says, “Deauxma is a gifted performer, and her sexuality and sweetness truly make the ‘Road Queen’ series the success it is. In part seventeen, Deauxma

experiments with the idea of finally settling down, and her presence at Tanya Tate’s brothel lend for some of the kinkiest encounters of the series. It’s not to be missed.” Filmed in high definition with Sony XDCAM cameras, “Road Queen: Part 17” is a visual treat. “Road Queen: Part 17” on DVD includes a XXX and glamour photo gallery, plus trailers to hit Girlfriends Films movies. The DVD is presented in 16:9 widescreen format.

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Stoya’s NEW Destroya texture is another mashup of some of Fleshlight’s most popular textures. With elements of the Swallow, Fang, and more, the Destroya offers an intense ride. When I first entered the new texture, I immediately felt the three rows of bumps at the entrance. The bumps offered a gentle massage upon entry that didn’t over stimulate. It was great to feel something so good but not worrying about accidently cumming too quickly.

Entering the next chamber, I was a little surprised how subtle the fangs were. While I could feel the slight scrapes of their tips, I didn’t feel the bite I was expecting. If you have tried the Succu Dry, you get the exact same feeling; if you know how that ends up, then you know not to count them out just yet. The next chamber did however make its presence known immediately. The soft teeth-like feeling of the Swallow is a texture that can’t be ignored. It really feels like the opening like a mouth almost to an eerie degree. Right after that brush of the Swallow I found myself in yet another round of Fangs. These fangs told the same story as the earlier experience. While feeling more pronounced due to its heavy contact with my head area, the scraping feeling

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was much more present. As I peaked past the bordering bumps to the next chamber, my head got treated heavily to the intense feeling of the Super Ribbed. But this wasn’t just any Super Rib. This Super Ribbing got tighter the further you went in. It was kind of a self-punishing feat pounding away at the intensity that is the Super Ribbed. This was the most noticeable part apart from the Swallow area. These multi-textures are hard to last in. In what seemed like mere minutes, I was already feeling the sensations of

wanting to let loose inside Stoya’s one of a kind pussy. Just as my suspicions entailed, as things started getting hot the Fang texture in both areas made a very big entrance. When all the nerves of my penis became alert at climax, I was greeted with an almost unbearable bite by the fang chambers. Those feelings paired with the head plucking ways of the Super Ribbed gave me one of the most face quenching orgasms I have had yet. The feelings were so intense that I could only give two hesitant pumps while ejaculating. The main thing I learned from this sleeve is how different textures work for different times of the session. What results is a perfect balance of subtle and intensity. Watch out for that orgasm… you will feel it in all its glory. Voted America’s #1 Adult Weekly

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METRO ANE SPORTS I keep getting emails from people wanting their teams to be more creative. Hey, I like getting folks creative, so let’s take a gander at it. How do you make a room full of people go completely silent? And with blank looks on their faces? And with almost everyone looking someplace else other than at you? By telling them, “people, we need to think outside the box”. Most people have no idea of what “the box” is. They know what their duties are inside this alleged “box”, but that’s about it. Then somebody pops up with something that’s a variation of what’s currently going on inside the box. Or they revisit history and recycle something from years before. But outside the box? Please, the only thing you’re really presenting people is an excuse to stop on the way home for brewski’s. Or some aspirin. What does this have to do with sports? Because you hear it all the time that some offensive or defensive mastermind is “thinking outside the box” with a scheme or game plan. Because it’s what’s being said of what Nolan Ryan’s pushing the Rangers with. Sorry, folks, Nolan’s NOT been thinking outside the box. What he basically did was go back to his pitching years and remember pitchers of that time were putting in more innings and pitches than we’ve seen in the Majors in a long time. He’s also implying that nobody’s arms

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season and training camp and full season to get Crawford’s offensive and defensive scheme and it didn’t happen. We’ve got skilled front lines but his system didn’t catch on and the goals didn’t come. It’s hard to tell how effective his defensive scheme will be since the current defenders need to figure out how to play hard AND smart, a task that hasn’t set in yet.

cy for the Mav’s is to convince Bosh to come to Dallas. THE best deal they could ever swing would be to bring in Bosh and Wade. That’d give them experience and youth and one hell of a competitive core. If that happens I’ll shave my head bald, I think Wade and Bosh together are too expensive for them.

But was this outside the box? Heck no. It was Nolan simply telling them, hey, he pitched that way and so can they.

Crawford’s new system is asking these guys to learn something new, and their having difficulty and it isn’t anything “outside hockey’s box”, just different.

Is there another deal that might keep Dirk? Yeah, I think so.

Is it even possible to think outside the box in sports? My opinion, that’s probably very difficult if not impossible. The reason? Because you’ve got a set of defining rules of conduct. Point, if you’re limited by rules that force you to stay inside the box, then you can’t very well go outside of it.

The Mavericks? Well, now you have to ask some questions. Like why is Dirk Nowitzki deciding to swim in the free agency waters? He knows Cuban can pay him high dollar, but that’s not what Dirk wants. Dirk wants another shot at the title.

or body’s have weakened since then, so today’s pitchers should also be able to work more innings. The guy’s gotta heck’uva good point there. In fact, the Rangers pitching staff is responding to it.

This also answers the question as to why offensive or defensive systems can be so valuable. A system with multiple packages for each play, with players who’ve been in the system at least two years “in game situations”. Outside the box isn’t the answer for success in the organized sports world, but continuity from front office down through the players and a sophisticated play book that, my friends, can take you the distance. You’re seeing this now with the Rangers. With the Cowboys. Not so much with the Stars as they are just hitting the second season with the new GM and coach, the new system, and some roster changes coming. The Stars have some defensive problems that have to be addressed, and don’t tell me that the current roster is now maturing and has more time with Crawford’s system, that’s not gonna cut it. The current roster had an entire off

Nowitzki’s decision is a public indication that he doesn’t believe those guys brought in at the trade deadline can go deep into the post season, or get it to the Finals. He also know’s he’s peaked at his skills level and has maybe one year before the rollover begins, even if it is gradual, and that older players are prone to injuries. He knows Jason Kidd’s already started down, we saw that in the playoffs. Kidd’s basketball intelligent and, yeah, those smarts can extend his career, but his days of carrying a team are over. He got burned in transition and that’s where hungry teams stomp. And here’s the tightrope that Dirk and the Mav’s are walking on. The Mav’s have to be able to hold off Dirk’s decision to sign with another team while they attempt to bring in a player(s) that this time can truly benefit the team. The best fit in the upcoming free agen-

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What about Bosh and Redick? Bring them in, and get one more tough man in the post. You got players to trade or dump, like Thomas, Terry, Stevenson, Najera, and Marion. That’d free up cap room and get rid of either aging or poor support. If the Mav’s can only get Bosh then I think Dirks gone, and this team’s gone with him. Butler and Marion were never the answer even paired with Bosh. As I see it, the top free agents this season are wanting more than money, they’re wanting Finals Champion tattooed on their necks. The question for the Mav’s is, do they have the wherewithal to convince any of them to join them? What’s stacked against Dallas? The perception they’re weak, and that the core group are either aging or not good enough. If the Mav’s don’t go for the big hit during this free agency they’re toast, and it’s not the kind you put butter and marmalade on. If you can’t think outside the box, just how far can you stretch it? Well, why not look at the Redskins. Just about everyone knows that Haynesworth doesn’t want to play nose tackle in a 3-4 defense. So, what’s the typical nose tackle look like for the 3-4?

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The generally regarded opinion is that they’re sort of like squat and barrel chested. Is that what’s out there and does Haynesworth fit the bill? Well, Albert’s 6’6” and the Cowboys nose tackle Ratliff is 6’4”. New Englands Vince Wilfork is 6’2”, the Steelers Hampton is 6’1”, the Jet’s Jenkins is 6’4”, and the Chiefs Edwards is 6’3”. These guys are All Pro and studs from the word go. But they ain’t all that tall. From what I can find, with the teams using a 3-4 defense the nose tackles are all shorter than Albert Haynesworth. Some of the backups get up to 6’5”, but if the Redskins put old Albert on the ground as NT in a 3-4 he’ll be the tallest. What’s the logic on a short nose tackle? The 3-4 primarily relies on the linebackers to force the plays. You get a short NT in there and they can see better. You get a stud NT in there and he forces offenses to double team ‘em which frees the linebackers up more. Now here’s where the “box” gets stretched some. New Washington coach Shanahan has never coached a 3-4 and his defensive coordinator Haslet hasn’t coached one in about a decade, so why now? Well, if, and with Haynesworth that’s always a big IF, they can get the big Albert to take a stance on the 3-4 guess what that would do? He’d force the double and triple blocks, plus he’s tall and would make it more difficult for the QB to read the defense, PLUS the guys got a wing span of maybe two hundred yards and could contain the middle. Can Haynesworth get the name recognition he wants? Don’t tell me that Ratliff and Wilfork and Hampton and Jenkins are no name’s lost on the defense. These are guys whose play on the field demands that opposing teams devise schemes against them and throw more men at them. Note to Albert: you wanna go deep into the playoffs and get to the Big Dance, you need to pull your head out and line up where Shanahan wants you.

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Shanahan was fired from the Bronco’s, that’s not how he wanted to go out. He sat out a year and watched. He learned. He talked to people. He’s seen what someone familiar with the 3-4 can do and he’s got that in Haslet.

How can FIFA have four years to evaluate their officials and not select the best ones? The honest ones? The one’s with a clear idea of how to call a game? It is beyond ridiculous, it’s a worldwide embarrassment.

Shanahan’s the only one who can take responsibility for what happened on his watch in Denver because he was calling all the shots, and under that the defense suffered. Cutler won games when the defense showed up. Had Shanahan emphasized the D more you’re probably not looking at all those changes.

If FIFA wants to claim their World Cup contest is of Olympic proportion then they need to market it as such, and that means they need to have a system in place for live monitoring of games and a way to overturn blown calls. That means using tv and replay.

On the other hand, Washington being in our division, let’s hope he’s kept by the ‘Skins and his temper tantrum makes his play mediocre. But is there a time when a box is not a box? Oh, heck yeah. This is the world we live in. If people can go to the moon, they can turn around and make a mess of the simplest things. Know what? There’s certain sports out there that I don’t watch either because I’d rather play them or they’re too boring on tv. Like golf. Like tennis. But at least they’ve got professional rules and procedures and people who understand marketing a product. That doesn’t describe FIFA and their World Cup show. They’ve now got an undefined box and don’t know how to play inside or out. Don’t tell me the world combined is better than the United States at running a major sporting event because they’ve just proven it’s not true. All you soccer heads that’ve been badgering me, well, whadda ya say now that FIFA has “thought outside the box” by refusing to show ANY replays over the screens at the stadiums because of the furor it raises when players, coaches, media, and fans all over the world see the blown calls? Some of these calls are so out of whack with reality that the only name for them is corruption on the field official’s part.

The FIFA organization and world soccer brethren need to turn to the USA’s major media and get the upgraded version of using replay as a adjunct to officiating. The World Cup’s too large and important to continue to be marketed clumsily and without it the smell of corruption will continue to taint these games. Readers Response: Two Dogs: What about our Nationals pitcher Strasburg being put on the NL All Star list, he’s the best out there NOW! So what he’s young, you haters don’t get the best so you don’t know the best. Hes putting them ALL to shame NOW! Alten DC Alten: As I’m writing this he’s pitching his fifth major league game, his FIFTH game and you wanna make him an All Star? You need to come up for air, boy. TD Two Dogs: How come Kobayashi isn’t doing the Nathans this year? This guy’s the greatest eater in the world and he’s missing the premier event of them all. Is Nathans selling out? Chili Dog Atlanta CD: Well, not that I consider speed food eating a sport, although some of my family gatherings might prove otherwise, but where there’s publicity there’s lawyers and agents and now, gulp,

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contracts. The IFOCE, that’s the International Federation of Competitive Eating, has announced he won’t be on Nathans menu due to a contract dispute. Where some of his competitors have put the cheese on the big K, others see him as being in a pickle. Mr. K earns several thousand dollars at these contests and doesn’t relish a lesser cut. While the IFOCE Director has heartburn over this, the decision isn’t deep fried, and many feel Kobayashi’s buns will be on the stage. TD Two Dogs: Will Bradley be back as head coach of the US men’s soccer team and be there for the 2014 World Cup? Some of his calls seemed odd but our team right now just isn’t as good as the world leaders. Hermione Dallas Hermione: Not meeting expectations can, and does, get people fired, and in this case that and his highly questionable roster change for the Round of 16 game loss may do it. But it runs deeper than that, like over the four years his evaluation of talent and who he finally selected for the team. Clark should never have been on the roster let alone put in the game. Bradley’s name is being tossed around to be the first US coach to get a Euro team, and considering how those squads are run, he’s probably got a chance. TD Two Dogs: Why didn’t USC get the NCAA death penalty like SMU did, that’s not right. Gainer Dallas Gainer: If it holds, ask them two years from now, but their recovery will be quicker. TD Pat “Two Dogs” Snow twodogs@anemagazine.com

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Electric fans hadn’t changed since they were invented in 1882. Different materials, new buttons and the addition of grills, but still the same problem – the blades chop the air before it hits you.

orilla gadgets odd : cool : interesting : insane stuff! Wicked Lasers radically redefines the way we see lasers yet again. For the first time in history, direct

blue laser diodes have now become available in the consumer market. The laser powered home theater projector

is the first of a large family of audio and video media technology to feature direct blue diodes. Wicked Lasers took the direct blue laser diode components and made the world’s first 445nm direct

Conquest wheelchair Motorcycle is all set to debut at at the on June 4the National Veteran’s Wheelchair Games in Denver, the largest wheelchair sports competition in the world. Powered by an 1170 CC BMW engine with six forward gears and reverse. Featuring 0 -60 MPH in 7.6 seconds, the top speed at 105 mph. The wheelchair Motorcycle is made easy via an automatic rearward ramp and the driver remains in his/her own wheelchair.(watch the video!) The bike is fully road tested and meets the US safety standards.

While the automobile is often times used as a metaphor for freedom, there are no vehicles that offer the total freedom of a motorcycle. For those who are physically disabled below the waist and who harbor a love for exploring the open road in something more liberating than a car or van,

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blue diode laser, the Arctic. The Artic emits a 445nm cool blue, ultra high power 1W beam which appears up to 4000% brighter than the Sonar’s 405nm violet beam. This direct blue laser diode is the result of the evolution of laser technology. Less than one year ago, this laser would have cost thousands of dollars to build. Don’t let the Arctic name fool you, this laser possesses the most burning capabilities of any portable laser in existence. That’s why it’s also the most dangerous laser ever created. *Supplies are extremely limited as voluntary and regulatory restrictions increase the difficulty to purchase Class IV portable lasers.

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That’s why they cause unpleasant buffeting. Take the blades out, and the buffeting stops. But how can a fan work without blades? Dyson engineers started with pressurized air, forcing it through narrow apertures to create jets. But they needed it to be more powerful to work in a fan. The breakthrough came when they noticed that accelerating air over a ramp amplified it by 10 – 20 times, drawing in surrounding air through processes known as inducement and entrainment. Hundreds of iterative tests revealed the ideal ramp angle, aperture width and loop amplifier dimensions.

Then came the problem of air intake – the motor had to suck in more than 20 litres of air per second to generate a powerful enough jet. A 3D impellor was required. Its nine asymmetricallyaligned fins have rows of tiny holes to reduce the friction caused by colliding high and low air pressure – birds of prey balance air pressure around their wings in a similar way. The smoothness of the resulting airflow was tested and proved using an optical technique called Laser Doppler Anemometry. Millions of tiny particles projected by the fan reflect thousands of readings a second, plotting air speed and direction. One engineer had the original idea. But it took every discipline from Dyson’s 350-strong team of engineers and scientists to develop Air Multiplier™ technology.

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that freedom is attainable once again through our wheelchair accessible motorcycle. Combining the highest-quality materials, a powerful engine and an innovative design, The Conquest wheelchair motorcycle is made especially for those who can no longer ride a standard motorcycle, but who are not ready to give up the exhilaration of riding a motorbike, and a big one at that. The Conquest wheelchair motorcycle has an 1170 CC engine that can keep up with — and probably outrun — quite a bit of the competition. This three-wheel motorcycle trike can hit 60 mph within 7.6 seconds of leaving the line. The top

speed is a blazing 105 mph, too fast for the highways, but certainly enough to guarantee that you will never run short of power when it’s needed. The wheelchair motorcycle’s stylish design makes it something unique on the road. The Conquest doesn’t mean riding alone. This handicap accessible motorcycle can take passengers along for the ride and high-end suspension at both ends of the motorbike means that handling and control aren’t compromised by extra weight. The chassis offers remarkable stability without losing the precise maneuverability for which motorcycles are known, and loved. The driver mounts the wheelchair ac-

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cessible motorcycle via an automatic rearward ramp. The trike accommodates both the driver and their wheelchair by a secure locking mechanism with a push-button release to ensure a stable driving platform. All our handicap accessible trikes come with a reverse gear for ease of maneuverability and parking. The push button Kicktronic shift controls makes accelerating through the motorbike’s six gears a breeze. The Conquest makes the open road accessible to anyone who craves the thrill of being on a motorcycle.

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misc... Condoms With Teeth Fight Rape In South Africa Over 30,000 Rape-Axe condoms are being handed out free at South Africa’s World Cup. While they won’t stop rape, the condoms (worn by women) have jagged-teeth inside to tear penises up, and can only be removed by doctors. Sounds grim, but then I imagine rape isn’t any fun for the woman either. The inventor, Dr Sonnet Ehlers, was inspired to create the painful condom after she met a woman who’d been raped. The woman apparently told Ehlers “if only I had teeth down there,” which encouraged her to look at ways to make men regret their actions. Women fearful of being raped can insert the Rape-Axe condom inside themselves like a diaphragm or tampon. If her worst fears come

being able to urinate. The only way to remove it is by seeing a doctor— which will obviously help with prosecution.

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After the World Cup, Ehlers will be selling the Rape-Axe condoms for $2 each.

BRONSON a movie based on Charles Bronson, Britain’s most notorious prisoner.

To assist U.S. troops in Afghanistan, the United States Army has awarded a contract to Northrup Grumman to build its LEMV surveillance ship.

In 1974, a hot-headed 19 year old named Michael Peterson decided he wanted to make a name for himself and so, with a homemade sawn-off shotgun and a head full of dreams he attempted to rob a post office.

This surveillance airship is lon-

Swiftly apprehended and originally sentenced to 7 years in jail, Peterson has subsequently been behind bars for 34 years, 30 of which have been spent in solitary confinement. During that time, Michael Petersen, the boy, faded away and ‘Charles Bronson,’ his superstar alter ego, took center stage... With the same brutal yet operatic flair he brought to his previous films, “The

this particular aspect of his personality that we tried to capture in the film. “Bronson” is a highly stylized film biography of a man known as the most famous prisoner in Britain. Born Michael Peterson in 1952 and raised mostly in the city of Luton, Charles Bronson, renamed after the American movie star. The film, dominated by the bald, snarling and oddly charming presence of Tom Hardy in the title role, is not interested in sociological or psychological explanations. Bronson’s parents are quiet, respectable lower-middle-class types, fond of their son even as he finds himself in all kinds of trouble, and he seems to suffer neither deprivation nor childhood trauma. The propensity to do violence seems wired into him, less

ger than a football field. It can carry 2,500-pounds while hovering 20,000-feet above sea level at a whopping 34 mph(watch it in action!). LEMV will sustain altitudes of 20,000 feet for a three-week period and it will operate within national and international airspace. They are expected to go into use by the end of 2011. Three ships will be made, and the Army will pay 517 million dollars for this project. Twitter helps Japanese man in toilet Who would have thought that Twitter could save you from a real embarrassing situation, with user naika_tei found himself in a toilet booth that has no toilet paper at all in the male toilets of Yodobashi Camera in the Akihabara district. Granted, the cardinal rule would be to look for toilet paper before locking yourself up in that particular booth, but we guess naika_tei was in a real tight spot at that point in time.

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Pusher Trilogy, “ director Nicholas Winding Refn gets inside the mind of Bronson, and delivers not only a portrait of an artist bereft of an outlet, but also a scathing indictment of celebrity culture. Tom Hardy plays the title character with disturbing intensity who physically transformed himself for the role. Hardy said, “The opportunity to play such a complex and tormented real-life character was a unique challenge for me, and one that required a great level of commitment and understanding.” Director Nicolas Winding Refn says about his new film, “It is Bronson’s unending thirst for celebrity that has kept in prison for so long. And it was

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a pathology than a kind of talent. He does some stealing, but his real vocation, his art, is fighting. At one point a warden seeks to understand this incorrigible inmate’s propensity for “nihilistic and godless behavior” and asks Bronson, who has developed a habit of taking hostages in his cell, what he wants from the authorities. The answer is an Anglo-Saxon imperative that pretty much sums up Bronson’s worldview. “Bronson” invites you to admire its protagonist as a pure, muscular embodiment of anarchy. And perhaps you will, but you may also be glad that he’s still behind bars.

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“LA’s up-and-coming dark rock sensation, Black Veil Brides, has set a July 20th release date for their highly anticipated debut full-length album, ‘We Stitch These Wounds’, to be released on Standby Records. Black Veil Brides will hit the road in support of ‘We Stitch These Wounds’, headlining the Hot Topic Presents: The Sacred Ceremony Tour, along with Vampires Everywhere!, Modern Day Escape, and Get Scared. The six-week trek is set to kick off in San Diego on July 2nd. Riding the success of “Knives and Pens”, and a brief headlining tour, the band promptly headed into the studio with their manager-turnedproducer, Blasko, to begin recording ‘We Stitch These Wounds’, before hitting the road again as part of the

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Royal Family Tour, alongside From First to Last, Eyes Set to Kill, and Confide. The band’s continued success earned them shelf-space in Hot Topic stores nation-wide, where their merchandise has ranked as high as number two in sales. With a thriving and dedicated following of fans (The Bridesmaids), and a highly trafficked MySpace profile (averaging over 10,000 plays a day, peaking in the 9th spot on MySpace’s Top Music Charts in the ‘Metal’ category), Black Veil Brides stand out as LA’s lone breath of fresh air.” www.myspace. com/blackveilbrides Catch them: Jul 7, 2010 5:00PM RIDGLEA THEATRE Ft. Worth, TX

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Playboy Club 50th Celebration By: Ms. Misha Morê

Drink Houston, hosted a once-ina-lifetime event – the Playboy Club’s 50th anniversary celebration of the world-famous Playboy Club and iconic Playboy Bunny. Dallas’ Ghost Bar and El Paso’s The Plum were the other Texas chosen nightlife venues for this global celebration. 2010 is the 50th anniversary of the opening of the original Playboy Club in Chicago. To honor this event, Playboy has invited 50 selected venues across the globe to celebrate with them on the same night. National music impressario, Lil Jon provided a live DJ set during the event along with DJ Penetrate from KKHH Hot 95.7FM. Guests not only enjoyed live music, but also parited, dance and enjoyed great drink specials as Drink Houston was transformed into an exclusive “Playboy Club” for one night only. The company is marking this momentous occasion with commemorative merchandise and exclusive events around the world, including: 50 Playboy Club parties in 50 cities, all held on one night; a uniquely-commissioned Playboy art exhibition at The Andy Warhol Museum; and newly designed Playboy apparel

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opened to the public on February 29, 1960 in Chicago, the Playboy Clubs quickly became the embodiment of sexy sophistication and one of the world’s most successful night club chains. The famous venues, which were home to the iconic Playboy Bunnies, allowed key holders to enjoy performances by some of the era’s biggest names in entertainment. Each club featured cocktail Bunnies, a camera Bunny, a checkroom Bunny, a cabaret Bunny, a gift shop Bunny, a bumper pool Bunny, a customer service Bunny, and floor Bunnies. In 2006 the Bunnies returned, and Playboy reopened its famous Club at the Palms Casino Resort in Las Vegas, and plans to open two additional multi-faceted entertainment venues in 2010 in both Miami and Cancun. In its June 2010 issue, Playboy magazine will celebrate the Playboy

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Playboy hosted a global celebration—50 Playboy Club parties in 50 cities, all held on the same night. Fifty select night-

50th Anniversary Commemorative Products In collaboration with its retail partners and licensees across the globe, Playboy will launch a collection of specially-created 50th anniversary merchandise both in-store and online. Products include a line of vintage-inspired Bunny tee shirts, special edition

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Playboy Redux Art Exhibition In collaboration with The Andy Warhol Museum, Playboy has invited more than 20 emerging and established artists to reinterpret the iconic Playboy Bunny in mediums ranging from painting to video. Playboy Redux: Contemporary Artists Interpret the Iconic Playboy Bunny will be on display at the Pittsburgh museum from March 27 through June 19, 2010, and will feature works by artists including Gary Baseman, Scott Anderson, Jeremy Kost, Tara McPherson, Kalup Linzy and LaToya Ruby Frazier, among others. And Drink Houston, the hottest nightlife destination, was the one of the fifty chosen venues to host an exclusive Playboy Club 50th Anniversary Party. They really know how to throw a fabulous themed party to last a lifetime. Many thanks to Cory Johnson, General Manager and staff for hosting this momentous event. A copycat imitation Playboy Party occurred the same weekend at Club Coppia.

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