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Ask The Bunny Ranch’s Air Force Amy Amy, does size matter? Well, you know over the course of twenty years as the leading and most successful working girl the in the Nevada Legal Brothels, I’d have to say I am very qualified to answer that question. I’ve seen just about every shape and size you can imagine and just when I think I’ve seen it all, I see some more. The answer is “No”. Period. Hands down. “No”. It’s all in how you use it honey. Always communicate with your partner. You can talk, you can stop, you can start all over again. You have time, trust me. Chances are you will see her again if it isn’t a one night stand (and no one should be taking chances with their lives on one those any longer). Let the lady know you are open to instruction and that you won’t take her suggestions and preferences as criticism. Try different positions and speeds and techniques and ask her how she likes a particular technique compared to another. You see, too many women are afraid to hurt your feelings and tell you their likes and dislikes for fear you’ll think she is criticizing you, perhaps they don’t even know what they like. My advice is to experiment and have a relationship that is open to new ideas and respectful of each other’s opinions, preferences and advice. Have fun with sex. Have fun in the bedroom. It isn’t all that serious guys and gals. Have fun. It’s all about feeling good, being happy and getting joy out of what mother nature gave us regardless our sizes and shapes. We are all truly unique and blessed in many different ways and we all need to celebrate that. Until our paths may cross, bless you, have fun and email me your questions, comments and even appointment requests at airforceamy@bunnyranch.com (I can turn any man into Peter North in a matter of minutes) Also check out my blog for more advice on sex and relationships, funny stories and how to see me at the Bunnyranch. MY BLOG AND CALENDAR: http://www.airforceamy.com/ blog/calenda ... an&yr=2010 METRO ANE

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Adult Film Star Tera Patrick Interview that might have been awaiting you otherwise?

Tera Patrick Discusses Her New Autobiography Richard Hunter hosts The Richard Hunter Show weekdays 4-6pm CT, streaming live at richardhuntershow.com This past week, adult film mega star Tera Patrick joined Richard Hunter in studio to discuss her new autobiography “Sinner Takes All”. RH- You make an interesting point in this book when you say that porn is the only genre of entertainment that doesn’t discriminate against women by their body types or skin color. TP- In Hollywood, there are all different types of actresses, but everybody has to be a size 0. Sexuality makes all women beautiful, and men have all different kinds of taste when it comes to their porn. RH- I guess in porn there’s no sample size. TP- Exactly. There are no clothes! RH- You started fashion modeling in Japan at age 14. Do you think that experience of growing up quickly helped you avoid some of the pitfalls in the adult business

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TP- I still had a few, but I learned to treat the adult business as a business. I realized early on that I was making alot of money for other people, and that I needed to make money for myself. I always tell girls to never sign a contract without an attorney, and always treat it like a business. Like the music business, it’s so easy to get caught up in the party.

asked me so many questions.

TP- I keep hearing that’s the club to go to! RH- Margaret Cho wrote the forward for your book, and she drew comparisons between the industries of comedy and adult. Are there other celebrities that surprised you to have something in common with?

RH- In between modeling and porn, you were a nurse. You write that getting hit with a bed pan full of urine is what inspired you to change jobs. TP- It was a direct hit from an angry old lady who didn’t get her meds. I didn’t really blame her. I’ve been in the same position and I wasn’t happy either.

TP- Kathy Griffin is definitely one. Log on to richardhuntershow.com I met her at a fundraiser for Bill Clinton, and we talked forever. She

RH- The timing was right for you in a sense, because you came into the business at a time when a girl could build her own brand. TP- Exactly. Now it’s all about free porn on the internet, like what happened with Napster in the music business a few years ago. I’m lucky to have a large fan base that will continue to support the content that I generate. RH- I think the salvation of the music business will be the same for the adult industry, and that will come from performers who master the art of cutting out the middle man and controlling the distribution of their own content. TP- Bands now make alot of their money touring, and I do alot of feature dancing appearances, although I have never featured in Dallas! RH- We need to change that. How about The Lodge?

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Babelicious MILF: Diamond Foxxx Article and Photos by: Ms. Misha Morê

Diamond Foxxx

was born in born in Albany, GA at the navel Center and now lives in sunny Los Angeles. Diamond is the eldest sibling in her family and was raised in a very strict military background. Her father was active in the Navy and mother, a Marine. Her father later retired and her mother got out to raise her and later had two brothers for her to terrorize. The family eventually ended up in Virginia to settle down when her father retired.

West Florida that she discovered the world of porn. She was shy and reserved to a point. She originally got into porn to earn the money for real estate. The market was on fire and she had to be in it! And she has only one regret! Not doing it faster and sooner. Her first video was with Naughty America in February 20, 2004. It was My First Sex Teacher. She was scared to death. But it turns out to be a favorite for many fans. She decided after just a few shoots, she wanted and craved having sex with strange men and really loved doing it on camera. She really

confidence every woman should have. She would never go back and change a thing, only she would have started when she was much younger. She has gotten prettier and sexier with age. She learned more about her body and better know what totally turns her on. She feels fortunate to have that in her life and owes it to her FANS!

to biker rallies, going to party coves, shopping, being a girly girl and hanging out at strip clubs.

She just shot for Digital Playground where some scenes are Fly Girls and English Teacher. And 30Love for Wicked Pictures was also great.

Diamond Foxxx is exclusively booked through feature dancing agency Lisa Ann’s Talent Management. Log on to www. lisaanntalentmanagement.com or call 818.501.2240. For those interested in booking her for feature dancing engagements visit www.theleenetwork.com or phone 323.850.6111.

Her most recognized show is her amazing sailor costume dance routine. Having a navy background, it’s definitely her favorite dance number. She recounts Al’s Diamond Cabaret, Pittsburgh, PA as being her favorite nightclub to perform in. Recently, Diamond Foxxx has landed a starring role in a reality show pilot being shot for mainstream television. Beginning in January, Turn 3 Productions will have a crew follow Foxxx as she conducts day-to-day affairs.

In school, she was a straight A student and the most popular girl. It was in Virginia where she met her first husband and became a MILF. Diamond served on the volunteer rescue squad as an E.M.T. and truly loved saving people. Her dream was to be a trauma surgeon but wasn’t quite smart enough. She worked there for four years. She got divorced and moved on then joined the Navy and only served 11 months and 11 days. She was discharged OTH for having SEX! Off duty, off base, same pay grade. It was all legit, so she thought, NOT. In the military, you can’t have sex if you’re single and only when you’re married. She turned 21 in boot camp and was single and horny. No way was she not going to screw anybody she wanted! So, she was ok with them sending her home. Diamond sold cars when she met her second and current husband and had her last baby. It was when she moved to Key

loved knowing men were watching her fuck and know they were getting their rocks off to her! It was such a huge turn on. She did take a two and half year break. In that time she contracted cervical cancer and had a hysterectomy. At first she was devastated, then realized, sex no longer hurt! Now that it was all gone, no more pain. She turned into a real sex craved MILF. She couldn’t get enough sex, so she went back into porn, loving it more and more with each steamy video. She has grown a level of

Her long range goals is to be the best porn star she can ultimately be. And plans to push to legalize prostitution when she retires from the adult insdustry.

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Also, Foxxx has been nominated for Performer Comeback of the Year at the 2010 XBIZ Awards, which will be held Feb. 10 at the Avalon Hollywood. She is also in the running for CAVR’s MILF of the Year. When I questioned her on what she would bring on an island if she was stranded on it, she replied that she would take a toothbrush, mascara and her Louboutins! Her hobbies include texas hold ‘em, going

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Forget about jetpacks or flying cars. How about your

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own personal stealth aircraft? NASA has unveiled the Puffin, an experimental electrically propelled, super-quiet, tilt-rotor, hover-capable one-man aircraft. According to Scientific American, the 3.7-meter-long, 4.1-meter-wingspan craft is designed with lightweight carbon-fiber composites to weigh in at 135 kilograms (not including 45 kilograms of rechargeable lithium phosphate batteries.) The Puffin can cruise at 240 kilometers per hour, but for those high speed chases, can zoom at more than 480 kph. See video below. Since it doesn’t have an air-breathing engine, the Puffin is not limited by thin air. So, basically, it doesn’t have a flight ceiling. The designers say it could go up to about

orilla gadgets odd : cool : interesting : insane stuff! Wow. Just when we thought tech couldn’t get any more futuristic, along comes a Korean megacorp

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For takeoff and landing, the Puffin stands upright. But during flight the whole aircraft pitches forward, putting the the pilot in the prone position, like in a hang glider. Of course, the original idea for this personal aircraft is for covert military operations. But if they can design them safe enough and cheap enough, everyone will want one. It could change our ideas about electric propulsion and personal aircraft. By March, the researchers plan on finishing a one third–size, hover-capable Puffin demonstrator, and in the three months following that they will begin investigating how well it transitions from cruise to hover flight.

Even if you’re land-locked, you can still keep up with the pirate theme as the HD3 Complication Black Pearl watch comes to shore. The design coming straight from

style telly (never has that word been more rightfully used, say I.) The Serie 1 comes in a rather nifty burnt orange color — very Le Creuset — and brown — *cough* Zune alert *cough* — but cleverly mixes the old with the new. The 14-inch screen TV is actually a 4:3 aspect cathode ray tube, but also rocks a modern digital tuner, composite video for gaming, and a wireless remote. It comes with rabbitear antennae, chrome legs that screw on and off, but the best thing about it is that you can choose between three picture modes: full color; black and white; and sepia.

to blow that idea out of our brains. LG, the brains behind skinny TVs and the like, has designed a retro-

9,150 meters before its energy runs low enough to drive it to descend. With current state-of-the-art batteries, it has a range of just 80 kilometers if cruising, “but many researchers are proposing a tripling of current battery energy densities in the next five to seven years, so we could see a range of 240 to 320 kilometers by 2017,” says researcher Mark Moore, an aerospace engineer at NASA’s Langley Research Center in Hampton, Va. He and his colleagues unveiled the Puffin design on January 20, 2010 at an American Helicopter Society meeting in San Francisco.

The good news is that the Serie 1 costs just $214. The bad news is that it’s only available in Korea.

Yuneec e430 electric plane to ship in 2011

No need to wait years for that singleseat electric plane from NASA — Yuneec offers the e430, a two-seat electro-plane that’s been flying for the past six months, and will be ready to buy next year. If the company deliv-

ers on its promise, this electrically powered plane could change the world, costing just two dollars per hour to power its flight. The first planes will cost $89,000. That’s not too bad as far as private planes go, and who wouldn’t want to fly in a low-noise, emissions-free e430? Nice. If its whisper-quiet engine is too loud for you (or if you’ve run out of power during its 1.5- to 3-hour flight time), the plane’s 25:1 glide ratio will give you plenty of time to find a place to land.

positioned numbers on the left side tells you the exact hour to sail happily into the blue. Priced at $400,000 per unit, The H3 Complication Black Pearl edition will be limited to just 11 units. The Football Sausage($26) to the football fans. This sausage is made from fresh beef and pork, cured and slowly smoked over hickory fires. In an authentic football shape, complete with lacing and stitches...they may need reminders to not play with their food.

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the world of pirates, the Black Pearl watch lets you see all of the inner mechanism, featuring a hatch on the 9 o’clock side of the case that looks like a cannon hatch of the nautical age of former times. The wheel in the middle that looks like a ship’s engine control shows the minutes, while the vertically

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Feeling Dirty Pink Visual Releases Mobile Porn for Android, DROIDDDDD

ally dozens of others all use this very powerful operating system that offers a great web viewing experience,” he said. Collins also explained that Android’s market place is much more open to sexually explicit material since it is open source. “I think adult developers and a great many iPhone users would like to see Apple change its policies with respect to adult content in iPhone apps,” Colins said. “Until and unless that time comes, Apple is going to be ceding a potentially lucrative market to its competition.” Just another reason to switch over to Android, like, now!

Not only do we love Pink Visual’s slogan “We innovate, you masturbate,” but we’re also overjoyed that they just released an free mobile porn site for Android, www. dPinkVisual.com. “The idea behind dPinkVisual.com was to give Android users the kind of respect and attention we have always given to the iPhone, by having a site branded for their devices,” said Liam Colins, Pink Visual project director. “The Motorola Droid, the Samsung Moment, the LG Eve, the new Google Nexus, and liter-

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There’s nothing better than a blow job, Eespecially when it’s in the car. What used to be a once in lifetime phenomena – now you can get road head on your daily commute to work. Hooray! The Blow Jack, $19.99, is a vibrating mouth that plugs into your car’s cigarette lighter and helps make that traffic jam on I-95 that much more bearable. I bet a woman created this because she hit her head in the steering wheel so many damn times. Also check out the Auto Finga http://theblowjack.com/

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METRO ANE SPORTS This whole last Fall and Winter section of sports has been one of THE best in years, and this past week leading up to the NFL Conference Championship Games was the icing on the cake. Man, it was like Christmas Eve again, with all the anticipation and excitement and the “can’t wait” til it gets here feeling. People were sending me messages and pics of what they’d been planning for game day. All the menus, different dips, dry rubs, all kinds a wings, just some doggone good stuff. Even got a pic of a grill that’d been fashioned in the shape of the Cowboys star. Yessir. He grills hot off the center then uses the star tips for indirect heating and warming. Heck of an idea, that. We for doggone sure gonna talk on these games, but let’s back track a tad. This past season has been filled with great games, high times, tense drama, and low life’s. Hey, in the sports world, why just have games? What sense does that make? Like, what the heck good is it to have an NBA All Star game when someone like Allen Iverson gets in? Any so called honorarium that selections are made by fans are simply popularity contests not worth spit as far as credibility goes, and AI being an All Star is proof of that. Iverson’s the NBA’s version of TO and he’s available to be picked up for last season. If anybody who’s an alleged genuine All Star is “available” there’s a reason, and there ain’t any good reasons on the list. So, AI’s

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available and he gets picked up by the Memphis Grizzlies. The Griz had just finished the previous season strong and were looking to pick up a solid presence to take the next step.

Nope, Crittenton and Arenas both need to be booted from the NBA with lifetime bans. Since we’re cuttin’ deep into that loaf of stupid bread, let’s have another slice.

My opinion, there was enough evidence out there that Iverson was long gone in the noodles, but some guys who think they’re big shots with Memphis arranged to pick this clown up. AI plays three games for the Griz, that’s it, just three, because he’d been rehabbing all off season and preseason. Great story so far, huh?

The San Diego Chargers. Yeah, that’s right, the whole team from the coach on down. Before the start of the Division game against the Jets the Chargers players grouped against the Jets players and started taunting them with repeated shouts of “you don’t deserve to be here”.

Then, just in the connect time he has with the team, like locker and weight rooms, this guy gets the team split. While the team is playing they get more fractured and spiral downward like a slinky going downstairs. After AI leaves the team they come together and now are one of the hottest teams out there and have beaten most of the top leaders. Now ya’ll know how I just love to growl and scratch the ground up over stupid, and here’s another doh-po incident. You know Gilbert Arenas of the NBA’s Wizards has already pled guilty to felony gun charges, and now the second guy who was involved with that incident, Javaris Crittenton, has pled guilty to misdemeanor gun charges. The charges are possession of an unregistered firearm and attempted carrying of a pistol without a license. Crittenton’s lawyer said he brought a legally owned, unloaded handgun into Washington only because he legitimately feared for his life. Here’s why that’s BS: if you “legitimately” fear for your life you call the police, and in the case of sports pro’s, you also contact team authorities and security. And if it was “legally” owned, why was it unregistered? Besides, what in the hell good is an unloaded pistol when facing off with someone who’s gonna shoot you?

Considering the Jets with a rookie QB and limited passing attack beat San Diego thoroughly, I’d say it was the Chargers who looked like they didn’t belong. Vincent Jackson. Wide receiver for the Chargers who during the game went over to the Jets sideline and kicked the red challenge flag that Jets head coach Rex Ryan had just tossed. Clueless, classless, and totally stupid. I don’t believe that professional athletes have to be “perfect” individuals, but stupid and punk is truly unacceptable. Bad attitude ain’t the kind needed to play high caliber ball with. Trash talk is fine as long as you’re using it to get some player out of his game, but that’s a strategy not an attitude. There are players like these in each league, like Avery in the NHL, Owens in the NFL, and Bradley in MLB. Yes, teams need to fill those seats, but do you want to fill them with spectators watching for spaz fireworks or players putting a team together that wins? Here’s piece of crust from that loaf. I hate the statement “it marks the first time since”. I mean, really. Like, it marks the first time since 1993 that the two top seeds

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have survived the playoffs and advanced to the Super Bowl. No kidding. If it hadn’t it wouldn’t have been the first time since 93, now would it? It’s always the first time since the last, duh. How about, “it hasn’t happened since” now that’s a better phrase of it. NFL Ok, ok, let’s get on down with it. What a great Sunday of football. You can usually count on the Conference games to be exciting ball because it’s the last line of win or go home. Teams and players have to take it all out there because you’re so bloody close to the prize. And what the AFC and NFC gave us was two gut wrenching games. At the end of the AFC Colts and Jets game you knew a lot of people sitting around in the dens were shaking their heads and going, yeah, we knew it was gonna happen ‘cause of the Jet’s having the rookie QB. But I’ll tell you this, prior to the fourth quarter it was still anybody’s game and none of them “I told you so” folks were a sayin’ that then. Jet’s QB Sanchez showed far more poise than I gave him credit for, but sure enough, it was the lack of experience that ultimately got him. This isn’t a bad thing, it’s something that time and games will take care of, and if he keeps going with this staff and team, he’ll only get better. The Jet’s under head coach Rex Ryan put their best out there and from the last two regular season games to the AFC Championship game, it was great stuff. In back to back games that included the AFC wild card round, the Jets beat the Bengals like a dust rag on a rail. So what, you ask? Well, Cincy owned the AFC North by sweeping the Steelers, Ravens, and Browns.

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METRO ANE SPORTS Then the Jet’s went to San Diego and knocked off the hottest offense of the AFC, the Chargers. That was no fluke. That was great defense with a premier running game and a QB that was managing the game. They earned the right to play the Colts. Ah, the Colts and Peyton Manning. What did I tell you in that last column? Yepper, the Jet’s had an unbelievable defense but Manning was unbelievable under pressure. And it was Peyton’s experience and poise under pressure that won that game. New York brought that defense full throttle and it damn near strangled Peyton for most of the first half. Then coolness and experience started the comeback. And some hellacious passing. With nine minutes left in the game you knew Indy had this bagged. The NFC didn’t end quite so soon. The smart money was saying that both offenses were about equal, but the Vikings had the better defense and that would make the difference. That was pretty smart and almost smart enough. Did you ever hear the story about the two gunfighters that were both so fast that the only difference between them was a hair trigger? That was the difference in this game. But where was the hair? Hard to fathom but it was New Orleans defense. Just the week before, the Vikings knew that for them to beat the Cowboys they had to put hard and continuous pressure on Tony Romo. Saints defensive coordinator Williams decided the same thing was necessary to beat the Vikings. That and get turnovers. They did both. For those of you who thought the Saints were being mean to Favre, forget it, what they did was respect him. They had to devise a defense to go after one of the most experienced QB’s in the game with an arsenal of running backs and receivers at his disposal. The Vikings controlled the ball and the clock, they had more total passing and running yards, and they turned the ball over with interceptions and fumbles.

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The Saints watched Minnesota take out the Cowboys, and they knew that Viking defense was, to say the least, formidable. They also saw what Bret could do with the ball. Yeah, New Orleans knew that both offensively and defensively they were in for a fight. New Orleans defense allowed some big runs and passes, but they continuously hit Favre. It took a steady pounding to interrupt Favre and that offense, and I mean a steady serving of hits and pressures. That’s respect. And it was that kind of pressure it took to win. And it’s what it’ll take for the Saints to win two weeks from now against another high profile QB in Manning. In a close contest what does it always come down to? Mistakes. Who makes more and who makes the last one. The Saints went with patience and forcing mistakes, and that was the hair trigger between them. Readers Response: Two Dogs: My man Vince Young finally got the respect he DESERVED by being selected to the Pro Bowl. All VY haters out there can cry best man got the job. Lane Duncanville Lane: Vince Young making the pro bowl is like me claiming super powers, both are ridiculous. There’s a couple of things wrong here, first the NFL stupidly moved the pro bowl from after the super bowl to the week in between the conference championships and the big game. Why? To try and fill the dead air of two weeks off. My opinion: they’d be better off just playing the next week, these teams don’t need no stinking two weeks to prepare for the Super Bowl, which when looked at over time, most have been one sided contests due to the two weeks off. Second, a large number of players who’ll be playing in the SB won’t be there so subs have to be used. Both Brady and Rivers for the AFC have bailed out of the pro bowl so Young was picked by default. And when you look at Young’s stats, it’s an embarrassment to have him in there.

TD Mr. Two Dogs: I would like someone of your reputation to publicly announce what you believe to be the single greatest social cultural contribution to society was in the past century. I believe it was women’s struggles and eventual attainment of the right to vote. Elizabeth Houston Ms. Elizabeth: There are two things here I don’t know: first, what you think my reputation is, and secondly, that you even know you’re writing a sports columnist, but I’ll take a shot at this. I think the greatest invention was the denim jeans and the best social contribution was putting women in them. TD Two Dogs: I heard that CBS didn’t want the Jets in the Super Bowl, is that true? Can they come out and say that? What’s their problem? Darnell Ft Worth Darnell: CBS, like any station, is concerned about ratings, and I’m sure they felt like that, but it was actually former CBS sports president Neal Pilson who made the comment. Part of his logic is that the Jets are largely unknown as you get further away from New York. I’m sure his momma thinks he’s absolutely brilliant, but I think he’s an idiot. TD Two Dogs: The Mav’s laid 128 on the Knicks and just proved they’re up with the elite. Only the best of the best can dish out that kind of beat down. Kidd wasn’t even in the game. Lance Dallas

TD Two Dogs: I’m hearing all this talk that Vick was on steroids while playing for Atlanta, is that true? Will the NFL do something about that? Will he go back to prison? What’s his status for next season, the Eagles as a backup or start for another team? Marvin Pleasant Grove Marvin: At this point it’s only alleged because the steroid case got cold when the dealer offed himself. He was questioned by Federal investigators, but with no evidence unless one of the other mentioned player’s turns, then it’s probably over. It’s smarter if he stays with the Eagles, but that’s a $5million dollar tag for a backup who does mainly wildcat. Any team that lands him would have to build the offense around him and that’s very iffy. He got very little playing time and that means his experience at reading defenses has gotten further into the background, and that was already a weakness. TD

Lance: The Knicks at their best are a middle of the road team, if they make the post season

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it’ll be the first visible miracle of the modern age. In their own division they got Boston and Toronto ahead of them, which just about kills that. Maybe the better question here is: are the Mav’s just flying under everyone’s radar, or, even by sitting third in the West and leading their division, are they just ignored because nobody believes they’re real? Part of the rep they carry is they can win in the regular season but not in the post. They don’t get mentioned with the likes of Boston, LA, Denver, Cleveland, Atlanta, and Orlando. The Spurs get more respect, and more is being made of Memphis’s coming on strong than Dallas being at the top. The bottom line question is: are they mentally strong enough to endure and win through a seven game series with the top teams?

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Hotel chain offers human bed warmers The walking electric blankets are dressed in special all-inone sleeper suits and are sent to warm the beds of guests staying at the Holiday Inn before they get under the covers. Dr Chris Idzikowski, director of the Edinburgh Sleep Centre, said the idea could help people get off to sleep. Related Articles Wallaby goes on run on motorway Extinct cattle to return Islamic games cancelled in row over Gulf name Go Compare advert voted most irritating of 2009 Today is Blue Monday Australia: Riding high in cattle country He said: ‘’There’s plenty of scientific evidence to show that sleep starts at the beginning of the night when body temperature starts to drop. The decline occurs partly because the blood vessels of the hands, face and

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your bed’’. The five minute free bed warming sessions are being tried out in London and Manchester at the end of January.

Buffalo Theory In one episode of ‘Cheers’, Cliff is seated at the bar describing the Buffalo Theory to his buddy, Norm. I don’t think I’ve ever heard the concept explained any better than this: ‘Well you see, Norm, it’s like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the heard is hunted, it is the lowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells.

feet open up and release heat. ‘’A warm bed – approximately 20 to 24 degrees Celsius – is a good way to start this process whereas a cold bed would inhibit sleep. HoliBut naturally, it attacks the slowest day Inn’s new bed warmers service and weakest brain cells first. In this should help people achieve a good way, regular consumption of beer night’s sleep especially as it’s taking eliminates the weaker brain cells, much longer for them to warm up making the brain a faster and more when they come in from the snow.’’ efficient machine. And that, Norm, Holiday Inn spokeswoman Jane is why you always feel smarter after Bednall said the idea was ‘’like a few beers.................. having a giant hot water bottle in Voted America’s #1 Adult Weekly www.METROANE.com Page 10


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Wow, my naughty ladies and gents... it’s been a bit, hasn’t? Your darling mistress has been quite the busy bee, with al the fantastic burlesque going on in Dallas now! Did you catch the show on the 23rd with world renowned Catherine D’Lish? Please let me know what you think! vforvermuth@gmail. com

year is here again! The 2010 Dallas Burlesque Festival, hosted by Big J and Jessie of 102.1 the Edge, wil be featuring lovelies from all around the world (incluing yours truly!) This two day event will be headlined by 2008 Miss Exotic World Angie Pontani, and is sure to pack a sexy punch! Don’t miss this show! Tickets available at dallasburlesquefest. com

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