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MOVEMBER ABOUT THE CAMPAIGN During November each year, Movember is

responsible for the sprouting of moustaches on thousands of men’s faces, in the US and around the world. With their Mo’s, these men raise vital funds and awareness for men’s health, specifically prostate cancer and other cancers that affect men. Once registered at www.movember.com, men start Movember 1st clean shaven. For the rest of the month, these selfless and generous men, known as Mo Bros, groom, trim and wax their way into the annals of

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fine moustachery. Supported by the women in their lives, Mo Sistas, Movember Mo Bros raise funds by seeking out sponsorship for their Mo-growing efforts.

Mo Bros effectively become walking,

talking billboards for the 30 days of November. Through their actions and words they raise awareness by prompting private and public conversation around the often ignored issue of men’s health.

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D.I.V.E COAT DRIVE: DALLAS LOCALS REACHING OUT

Here in the Dallas local scene, we like to help others out as much as possible. The temperatures can get pretty rough around winter time, that’s why we decided to bond together to form the Dallas Independent Venue Exchange (D.I.V.E) Coat Drive: a whatyou-can-give acceptance of coat donations to help the less fortunate. From now until November 23rd, you can stop by at any of these locations and drop off your coats: Adairs All Good Cafe City Tavern Dada Doublewide Good Records Granada Theater Kessler Theater La Grange The Libertine Bar Super Yoga Palace Trees Yes Go Productions (El Sibil) No way you need all those coats, especially with this summers heatwave. Being helpful and kind is always necessary, but especially during the holidays. Gather some coats next time you head out to one of these places for a drink, a show, exercisin’, whatever it may be. We’re all here to entertain, but also to help. All venues will have coat drop boxes benefiting the needy until November 23rd. All coats will be donated towards the Genesis Womens Shelter and Austin Street Shelter here in Dallas. If you believe in Karma or even if you don’t, be a good person and support a great cause. orginally posted by by trangnguyen at GranadaTheater.com

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a psychological level? 3. What are five reasons why customers should purchase my time?

Exotic Dancers listen up! This is our fourth article on how to sell more lap dances and champagne rooms! The sales process is one of the most difficult to learn, yet is the most rewarding - and is the most necessary skill to be successful as an exotic dancer. I have had so many girls ask me, “How do you do it?!” or they make comments like, “Oh, I just don’t have hustling skills like you do!” Well, you can, and you will after you read this article. The sales process is extremely exciting! I have determined the most efficient ways of successfully selling your time and services as an exotic dancer, and have outlined them for you in this article series. You can think of it as a kind of Exotic Dancer’s Sales Process! This is the time you invest in speaking with your customer before you close the deal. And a closed deal should result in multiple VIPs or multiple dances. In the remaining five articles of this weekly series we are going to talk about: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

Creative Selling Flirting Mirroring Engaging Conversation Value Selling

Using this system will ensure that you are doing everything possible to make the most money with your client, and maximize your time and income. After all, I know that you want to retire a young multi-millionaire and have the

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freedom and choices that working as a successful entertainer brings! Creativity is key to your success as an exotic dancer, and whether you know it or not, you are creative. You just have to find within you what is already there. The more comfortable you are with yourself, and the more confidence you gain in your abilities, the more of your inner creativity will surface. First, simply believe in yourself, and then allow yourself to have fun with your new ideas and approaches to dancing. You might ask, “How can I stimulate my Creativity?” In my opinion, we create something every day. We match our outfits for work and for going out, we do our makeup, we style our hair, and we find ways to get around traffic and detours on the road by creating another path in our minds, and driving through back roads and neighborhoods to get there.

The second factor that stimulates creativity is Pressing Problems. We all have obstacles or situations in our lives that we need to resolve. For instance, if you were trapped on a deserted island and starving to death, how creative would you be to ensure your own survival? Probably much more creative than when things are going just peachy! Technological and medical advancements are always being created in response to pressing problems. Make a list of some of the issues in your life or in exotic dancing that you would like to resolve. Your desire for improvement will directly reflect how creative you will be. So how can you stimulate your creativity to where you can keep your client entertained for hours in the champagne room? Here are some GREAT conversation starters that will begin to heat things up! * Where were you brought up? What it was like? * What is your favorite type of restaurant? * What do you do for fun? * What is the craziest sexual experi-

ence you’ve ever had? * What do you do for a living? * Did you go to school? Where? * Have you ever been to an exotic place? (Enter the name of a vacation spot you are familiar with) * What are your favorite travel destinations? * If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be? * What is your favorite type of music? What was the last song you downloaded? * What is your favorite movie? What genre? * What kind of sports car or truck do you like? * Who are your heroes? Who would you like to meet? Finding common interests is a great way to establish rapport. When your client mentions his hobbies, you will get a great reaction from him after you say you are interested as well. It will make him want to talk longer, and he will most likely spend more money so that you don’t leave. For more information about what it takes to be successful s today’s exotic dancer go to www.How-to-Strip.com and download our free book, Champagne Every Night: the Myths Keeping You from Making Over $200,000 in your first year as an Exotic Dancer.

These are just a few examples, not to mention cooking, creating our workout routines, and creating our Facebook profiles. All of that counts as creativity! There are three basic methods to stimulate creativity. First, ask specific, relevant questions, and write down your answers: 1. What are the five most attractive features about my body and the services I provide at my club? 2. What benefits can I offer to my clients? What needs of theirs do I meet on

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ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,

comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants.”

Giggle, Grin, Groan

On a plane landing in Cheyenne Wyoming, just as it was coming to a stop, a lone voice comes over the loudspeaker saying, “Whoa, big fella, whoa! Dag nab it! WHOA ! ! !”

submitted by: W. R. Maxwell

(Send your most tasteless, dirtiest and sickest jokes to wr_maxwell@hotmail.com . If printed, it will prove I am not the only one with a twisted sense of humor.)

Airlines 

Comments by W.R. Maxwell, et.al. The following are things you should never hear on an airplane, but probably will hear after the writers for The Simpsons TV show are laid off. On an airline where there is no assigned seating, a flight attendant announces, “People, people, we’re not picking out furniture here, find a seat and get in it!” After landing, a stewardess announces to the passengers, “Please be sure to take all of your belongings. If you’re going to leave anything, please make sure it’s some-

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During the pre-flight announcements, the stewardess explains, “To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seat belt; and, if you don’t know how to operate one, you probably shouldn’t be out in public unsupervised.” This was followed by another attendant saying, “In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child travelling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are travelling with more than one small child, pick your favorite.” And a third attendant saying, “Your seats cushions can be used for flotation; and in the event of an emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our compliments.” Then the pilot announces, “Ladies and

thing we’d like to have.” Alternative announcements can be used and go something like this, “As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses, as they are hard to divide equally amongst the crew members.”

gentlemen, if you wish to smoke, the smoking section on this airplane is on the wing. If you can light ‘em, you can smoke ‘em.”

On a flight with a stewardess who is retiring after serving 20 years of service, the pilot says, “Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your

After an unsuccessful attempt at a romantic interlude with the stewardesses during a lay-over, the pilot announces, “This Airline is pleased to announce that we have some of the continued on page 7......

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An in-flight announcement saying, “Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but we’ll try to have them fixed before we arrive.”

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best flight attendants in the industry. Unfortunately, none of them are on this flight!” After a very hard landing, a flight attendant came on the intercom and said, “That was quite a bump. I’m here to tell you it wasn’t the airline’s fault, it wasn’t the pilot’s fault, it wasn’t the flight attendant’s fault; it was the asphalt.” (a pun) Anticipating an extremely hard landing, the co-pilot says, “Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to your destination. Please remain in your seats with your seat belts fastened while the Captain taxis what’s left of our airplane to the gate!” After the landing a flight attendant comments, “We ask you to please remain seated as ‘Captain Kangaroo’ bounces us to the terminal.” The airlines should deliver the following deplaning speech after a particularly bad landing, “Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until ‘Captain Crash’ has brought the aircraft to a screeching halt somewhere near the gate. Once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we will open the emergency exit doors and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal. Baggage claim is along the length of runway 5L.” While the passengers exit the plane after a poor landing, the pilot smiles and says, “Thanks for flying our airline”. Finally everyone had gotten off except for a very jittery little old lady who says, “Sir, do you mind if I ask you a question?” “Why, no Ma’am,” said the pilot. “What is it?” The little old lady says, “Did we land, or were we shot down?”

(Thanks to M. Harbuck of Grand Prairie) and now more jokes............ A very rich businessman and his wife are having a formal dinner party at a fancy restaurant with the husband’s most important clients. The woman realizes that she and her husband will be gone the whole evening, so she gives the butler, Jeeves, the night off. The party is a disaster and the woman goes home alone, since her husband will be entertaining his clients for several more hours. At home she notices Jeeves sitting alone in the dinning room. She calls to him and has him follow her to the master bedroom. She then closes and locks the door,

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looks at the butler and says “Jeeves, take off my dress.” The butler does this carefully and hangs it in the walk-in closet. The woman says “Jeeves, take off my silk stockings and garter.” The servant dutifully obeys and lays the stocking on the bureau. Then the woman says, “Now Jeeves, remove my bra and panties.” The tension between the lady of the house and the servant builds until finally, the woman says, “Jeeves, if I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, you’re fired.” ------------------A very ugly man was sitting in a bar with the most handsome man in town. They notice a beautiful blonde woman sitting alone at the end of the bar and Mr. Ugly say, “I bet you would like a piece of her.” Mr. Handsome says, “I sure would, but she is a regular customer here and I have tried to get inside her panties for a long time without scoring.” Mr. Ugly says, “I’ll bet you $100 I can get her to come home with me.” Mr. Handsome says “You don’t stand a chance, but I’ll take your bet. We can both put up the wager with the bartender, who will award the bet to the winner.” The 2 men both hand the bartender $100, then Mr. Ugly goes and talks to the beautiful woman. Within a minute, she finishes her drink and walks out with Mr. Ugly. The next day, Handsome asks the bartender if Mr. Ugly had been in yet. The bartender said, “He was here earlier, picked up the $200, but he just left with another beautiful girl.” Handsome is dumbfounded and he asks the bartender “What is Mr. Ugly’s pickup line? What did he say to make beautiful women want to go home with him?” The bartender said, “Not a lot. He says something like ‘it’s a nice night for a walk’, then he licks his eyebrows with his tongue. And they go home with him.” ---------------------The supermarket was having a sale on plump, boneless chicken breasts, so this guy goes in intending to stock up. But at the poultry counter, his is disappointed. He only finds 2 packages of skimpy, under sized chicken and complains to the woman who stocks the poultry case. She says, “A new shipment has just arrived. I’ll set some aside for you and you can pick them up after you finish shopping.” The man continues with his marketing when all of a sudden an announcement comes over the store’s PA system. It’s the stocker lady from the poultry section saying “Would the man who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store.” --------------------Voted America’s #1 Adult Weekly

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THE HARD SCORE In the sports world, as in life, the one constant you can count on is change. You want some cement in your life? Some foundation you can rely on? Don’t look at sports. What once was the “way things are done” is moved to the dusty shelves and the newer “ways of doing things” takes the limelight. But retro doesn’t take place just in clothes it also takes place in sports. Players get recycled, coaches get recycled, plays and play books get recycled, and fans come back after certain objections are no longer there. That plays, players, and coaches can be recycled can’t be a surprise, hey, it happens all the time. Ken Hitchcock just got recycled with a new head coaching job to bring the St Louis Blues of the NHL back up to par. Can he recycle his system to younger players? To players of the new NHL who have a different set of rules than what governed when Hitch’s Dallas Stars won the Stanley Cup in ’99 and were two games out in 2000? The question all coaches have, hell, any of us have, is: can you keep the same ideas you’ve always had but adjust with the times? Frankly, most people don’t even know what that means. The question they usually ask is, other than new rules what does adjust to the times really mean? The NBA’s the NBA, there aren’t any changes out there, except to baggie pants on the court. Is that adjusting to the times? Several players in the NFL now have long hair sticking out

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their helmets and can get yanked on without penalty. Is that modern times? Talking jive or knowing rap or country music, or ipods or you tube, is that adjusting to the times? Is it the coach’s job to make sure each player likes him and feels like he’s liked in return? Is that adjusting to the times? In dens and bars across the country this has been argued over every sport at every level for years. Myself, I think coaches always are going to get young people who want to play but don’t want discipline, whether they’re nice to them or understand them or not. And some players are going to test the boundaries and call them old fashioned, just like they always have. Success on the field of play, and I define success as winning a championship, means commitment, learning, training, practice, and developing your expertise. I don’t care how old you are, what pants you wear, or what kind of music you listen to. You wanna win, you better be prepared to do the work. How’s that for adjusting to the times? NHL – Dallas Stars I know some of you are whining over the NBA’s non season, and that the Rangers lost in the World Series, and that the Cowboys are costing you a mint in ulcer medicine, but you can get rid of all that with one move: The Dallas Stars. Hockey this year in general has had one of its best starts in years, and the Stars are leading the pack. Both packs, really, as right now with 10 wins they’re leading the Western and Eastern Conference in total games won.

It’s still very early in the season but in breaking down the conferences I say in the West the Northwest Division is the strongest, then the Pacific, then Central. In the East I have to go with Atlantic, Northeast, and Southeast. The East right now shows to be the stronger conference. In the East the three division leaders are tied with games won but by points the pecking order lays out like this: Atlantic has Pittsburgh with 21, Northeast has Toronto with 19, and the Southeast has Washington with 18. The West has Dallas with the Pacific and 20 points, Central has Chicago with 19, and the Northwest has Edmonton with 18. In the East the top chasers are Philadelphia, Buffalo, and Tampa Bay. In the West it’s more of a logjam with Nashville, Minnesota, Colorado, Vancouver, Phoenix and San Jose gnawing on the bit. Did you like the Stars game last Friday against the Avalanche? Dallas wins 7-6 in OT but that doesn’t tell the story. A game that the fans got all excited about because it was scoring goals and lead changes. A game that the coaches ended up with their toes poking through their shoes. This game wasn’t just about goalies going spastic, shooters having a ball, and checkers banging people off walls, this was about what the teams were going to be about. Dallas found out it could shift to a very high paced game with serious intensity and hits and stay in there. They found out that so far they can play against several different styles of opponents. What the fans found out was the overall team is tough, focused, and can drill the net. They found out that Burish and Fiddler

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are genuine tough as nails grinders that will take the pounding in front of the net. They found out that Benn and Eriksson aren’t just goal scorers but will get in there and dirty it up with the troops. You know what, this Friday the 11th they’re going to Pittsburgh to play the Eastern Conference leading Penguins. You get to see some of the league’s top talent in Malkin, Kunitz, Letang, Staal, and more. We don’t get to play the East much, and this is against one of their best, so you really want to park it with a cold one and watch some great hockey. NFL Well, last week came about mostly as we thought, but there were a couple of surprises. How about with the biggest one, that CBS decides to show us the lame game between Denver and Oakland and not the Jets and Bills? Really? The network gives us a losing team with an overhyped rookie instead of a fight for the AFC East? Not the call I would make, if I was gonna watch a rookie I’d watch Dalton lighting it up with the Bengals. By the way, have you noticed that Cincinnati is in a three way tie for first with the Steelers and Ravens? And these jerks at the networks give us Denver and Oakland? Let’s get the Occupy protestors to move over to the networks and sit down. Best football game had to be the Ravens and Steelers. By a long shot. Others did have some excitement but for overall great football this was it. Best loss? Eagles to the Bears. Dallas holds second in the East and schedules flip and now the Giants get to see what

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: TheHardScore : TheHardScore : TheHardScore : playing a tougher schedule means. Who hurt their cause the worst? Well, do you want to take the Chiefs or Chargers? Week 10 Starting this week the Thursday night game is back and will be through week 16 and then for the last week of the regular season all games will be on Sunday.

should take the division so they should be playing for a first round bye. Pittsburgh better hope they didn’t leave it all on the field against Baltimore because the Bengals are humming and Zimmer has that D strokin’. Atlanta and New Orleans started off slow but both have turned it around and this is a tight division battle. 3:00 CST

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Three here with one a gimme and two bruisers: Ravens (6-2, road 2-2) at Seahawks (2-6, home 1-2); Lions (6-2, road 4-0) at Bears (5-3, home 3-1); and, Giants (6-2, road 3-1) at 49ers (7-1, home 3-1). Basically a bye week for Baltimore, but tell me these other two aren’t gonna be great games. Detroit and Chicago get a division matchup that isn’t going to be for the meek, and New York goes on the road to San Francisco to get punched in the mouth. Man, if this doesn’t get some furniture broken I don’t know what will.

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We’re loaded for bear what with no bye week so ten teams are coming out the gate with six to ignore and four to make it all worthwhile.

A division game, a rivalry game, and a pivotal game: Patriots (5-3, road 2-2) at Jets (5-3, home 4-0). I think the NFL schedulers are a bunch of drunks, I mean, who the heck else would have us banging off the walls during the day and then throw this at us at night? If there’s any cold ones left you’re gonna need ‘em.

Thursday 7:30 CST Two mediocre teams from a mediocre division lace ‘em up to fight for the lead of the cellar: Raiders (4-4, road 2-1) at Chargers (4-4, home 3-1). Well, at least you get to see if Rivers sets an INT record, and then gets up afterward and smirks about it.

The not ready for prime time players: Titans (4-4, road 1-2) at Panthers (2-6, home 2-3); Broncos (3-5, road 2-2) at Chiefs (4-4, home 2-2); Rams (1-7, road 0-4) at Browns (3-5, home 2-2); Redskins (3-5, road 1-3) at Dolphins (1-7, home 0-3); Cardinals (2-6, road 0-4) at Eagles (3-5, home 1-3); and, Jaguars (26, road 0-4) at Colts (0-9, road 0-4). Now for the heavyweights: Bills (5-3, road 1-2) at Cowboys (4-4, home 3-1); Texans (6-3, road 2-2) at Buc’s (4-4, home 3-2); Steelers (6-3, road 2-2) at Bengals (6-2, home 2-1); and, Saints (63, road 2-3) at Falcons (5-3, home 2-1). We’re starting the second half of the season and any talk of it being a long season to get it done is over, now is when you start positioning yourself for the post season run. Dallas needs to show it can take on a winning record and last through four quarters, the Bills need to win or they’ll be put out to pasture by the Bills and Patriots and no wild card. Houston

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Monday Night Football Maybe not as bad as you were thinking: Vikings (2-6, road 1-3) at Packers (8-0, home 3-0). Ok, so I think this is a trap game on Green Bay. Minnesota’s playing better with Ponder in at QB, and I don’t think the cheese heads are worried.

Readers Response: Two Dogs: If the NFL’s fines on defenders for hits doesn’t stop them, isn’t it useless and should just revert back to normal penalties? They’ll let a running back bang helmet to helmet all day long and not get flagged, but nail defenders on receivers and QB’s. That’s not right and they’re taking away from the game. Sean Poughkeepsie Sean: The “intent” of the rule is to protect a defenseless player and only until he reestablishes himself. I want to protect players against serious head trauma but the NFL has gone way beyond the need. For me I want it all, the passes, the hits, the runs, the INT’s, the scores, and more hits. Above all I want to win and while offense sells tickets defense wins championships and that’s what I want. If the owners get their way the defense will be so watered down that games will just be scoring contests and no contact football. TD Two Dogs: My fiancé broke up with his last girlfriend because she wasn’t a Bills fan and he’s now telling me that when they play the Cowboys next week I “have” to wear a Buffalo jersey and cheer for them. I love him and do want to be married but I was raised in a Cowboys family and I can see the bitter arguments coming and not fun ones. What do I do?

UFC

Becky Dallas

This Saturday is one of the best mixed martial arts fights in a long time and it’s a battle of the heavyweights: Cain Velasquez vs Junior Dos Santos. It may be the best heavyweight card that’s been out in years. Both these guys have hand speed that’s faster than typical for this class and both have a punch that can go from the rib cage to the spine. 8 CST on Fox, it’ll get you tuned up for the NFL on Sunday.

Becky: In sports circles its well-known that forcing someone to convert over to somebody else’s favorite team is yellow flagged for unsportsmanlike conduct. While many under normal circumstances would disapprove, look at what he wins if he steals a devout fan away from her favorite team and clan: a great fan snatch victory. He could brag about that for years. That

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said, darlin’, YOU should use some of your southern wiles on the Yankee dog and make a bigger score by turning it around on him and steal HIM away. Instead of writing me like your some bench player, be a starter and get in the game, and marriage and sports are the same so you’re either in the game or not. Why don’t you start the game by burning a few of his meals? TD Two Dogs: Is it right that teams keep going after Tim Tebow with all those sacks? Are they deliberately trying to hurt him because he’s a Christian? Noel Gainsville Noel: They’re going after him because he’s a quarterback and a rookie and he’s going to have to quit, get benched, or get better, and it’s like that for anybody coming into the league. Do you even know its football and a contact sport? TD Two Dogs: Are the Mets really talking about moving the field walls in? Why? If it’s to hit more home runs that’s stupid because the other teams will too. Pete Arlington Pete: You asked, you answered. TD Two Dogs: Do you agree that Tebow can’t win in the NFL because he doesn’t have a mean streak? Tyree Boulder Tyree: Ok, you’ve got a computer, you’ve got email, but you don’t have any brains. TD twodogs@anemagazine.com

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orilla gadgets odd : cool : interesting : insane stuff!

And Why Shouldn’t You Have A Swank Gadget For Keeping Bees At Home? Honeybees are on the decline. Urban beekeeping could help. Five years ago, honeybee colonies started dying off. No one knows why. Some theories point to the impact of pesticide use or the Israeli Acute Paralysis Virus, which is transmitted by a Varooa mite. Whatever the cause, it’s bad news for bees and the crops they pollinate. Oddly enough, bees are doing better in cities than in the countryside-which may shed light on the cause of their disappearance--and some urban dwellers have begun keeping bees to help stem their decline. Seizing on the trend, Philips recent-

Concept cars quicken the heartbeats of car enthusiasts everywhere. They characterise everything that’s exhilarating about automotive design.

In the ultra-competitive automotive business every carmaker likes to keep upcoming models firmly under wraps. So why reveal concept designs?

In Australia, GM Holden has a huge reputation for producing show-stopping concepts - and reputation is one answer to the

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ly unveiled an at-home hive, allowing anyone--anyone, that is, who isn’t deathly allergic to bee stings-the ability to harvest fresh honey from their window. The concept is part of the Dutch electronic company’s Microbial Home design, an eco-system concept unveiled at this year’s Dutch design week. (Click here for an earlier post on the kitchen component, which is powered in part by human poop.) Pressed against an opening in a window, the Urban Beehive splits the difference between inside and out, with a flowerpot and entry passage outside and a tinted-glass shell, filled with honeycomb frames, inside. Honey can be harvested by releasing smoke into the hive and opening the top cover.

cities. New Yorkers are in luck; the city legalized the practice last year, and beekeeping classes are available here.

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Beekeeping is still illegal in many

question. Concept vehicles promote brand leadership by identifying Holden as a constant design trendsetter and engineering innovator.

teams to float fresh ideas and explore well beyond production car boundaries. Emerging materials, alternative configurations, powertrains and energy sources, issues of recyclability and

Quite often, concepts can serve as effective market research tools. They’re a way of

presenting potential buyers with different directional trends, of exposing them to imminent technology, of asking what may suit their future needs. They also allow design and engineering

sustainability to name a few can all be considered free from day-today practical constraints. Holden has gone back to the future, restoring its very first concept car -- the 1969 Holden Hurricane. “The futuristic research vehicle de-

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scribed as an experiment “to study design trend, propulsion systems and other long range developments” has been restored to its former glory as a labour of love by a dedicated group of Holden designers and engineers. Code named RD 001; the Hurricane is a mid-engined, rearwheel drive, two-seater sports car which incorporates a remarkable array of innovative features and technology, much of it way ahead of its time.

Features include: electronic digital instrument displays, station-seeking radio, automatic temperature control air conditioning, rear vision camera automated route finder

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Jupiter Moon 3 Tenth Anniversary Celebration II By: Ms. Misha Morê

It’s the tenth year celebration of Texas based Jupiter Moon 3 corsets, costumes and latex couture. The Korova Nightclub was the setting for Circo Phantasmagoria, a celebration of ten years of Jupiter Moon 3 with a night of burlesque, fashion, music, and all things macabre, with a circus theme! Jupiter Moon 3 specializes in quality corsets, for tightlacing, waist training, weddings, burlesque, prom, Renaissance Faire, historical fashion, stage costumes, everyday wear, club wear, fetish, pin-up, cosplay, Lolita, retro, belly dancing, gothic, steampunk, cyber. The list goes on and on! Jupiter Moon 3 has designed and constructed over 800 quality, original, one of a kind corsets in most of the fifty United States, Canada, England, Ireland, Scotland, France, Denmark, South Africa, Italy, Australia, Wales, Germany, and many other countries, provinces and territories. This evening also marked the release of her coffee table book, “Phantasmagoria,” the upcoming Jupiter Moon 3 coffee table book. The Fashion Shows were presented by Jupiter Moon 3, Artwith Latex Designs Necklaces, Batcave Hair Pieces. Jupiter Moon 3 corsets has been featured in many fashion shows and numerous publications. The tenth anniversary also included performances by international burlesque and cheesecake model Masuimi Max, who debuted her Unicorn Pegasus show, Athena Fatale from Los Angeles, CA, Ludella Hahn from Boston MA, Dallasites Angela Ryan, Courtney Crave, Vivienne Vermuth and Honey Cocoa Bordeauxx, Austinite Frostine Shake, and The Devil Bunnies and Pantie Oakley from San Antonio, TX. Mistress of Ceremonies, Benni Atchison did an excellent job of charging up the crowd and providing lively comic relief. And live music provided by The Sandworms from San Antonio and Vagabond Swing from New Orleans.

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CineKink Film Festival Visits Austin By: Ms. Misha Morê

An evening of award-winning films that celebrate and explore a wide diversity of sexuality will be shown on Thursday, November 17, when CineKink comes into Austin for a sizzling, one-night stand at the Spider House Ballroom, 2906 Fruth Street. Premiering at 8 p.m., Best of CineKink 2011 is a showcase of sexy, awardwinning shorts deemed the best during CineKink’s annual festival run. Admission is $10 at the door, and $7 in advance. In this year’s assortment: Love Hotel (Erika Lust, 2010, Spain, 4 minutes) follows the fantasy scenarios that ensue when a couple checks in. Butterfly Caught (Joshua Bewig, 2010, USA, 7 minutes), follows a shy and studious girl transported to another world by a book on bondage. In Turning Japanese (Paul Bickel, 2009, USA, 20 minutes) a

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During a panel discussion , YouTube’s, said the company fiercely debates what to do with titillating content including “man boob” videos.

vous uploaders may imply the exposed bosoms are actually, well, female. One gentlemen who goes by the name of Mr. Pregnant has uploaded more than 1,000 videos (one, aptly titled “manboobs” and featuring his ample chest, has been viewed nearly 2 million times). “Literally, these are the things that we debate ferociously to the point that we don’t sleep at night,” Grand said during

Nearly seven years after its founding, YouTube employees still fiercely debate where to draw the line between titillating content that may or may not be acceptable. Including videos of man boobs. “Recently we had the issue of man boobs-do man boobs need to be age-restricted or not?” Victoria Grand, YouTube’s director for global communications and policy, said today, referring to that unfortunate medical condition caused by abnormal development of male mammary glands. Man boobs, also known as gynecomastia, is an unlikely but popular category on YouTube, in part because mischie-

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YouTube bans pornography. (Of course plenty of other sites, sporting names not suitable for a family publication, welcome it.) Its policies do, however, allow partial nudity and non-sexual nudity as long as those videos are placed behind a warning screen that requires users to say they’re 18 years or older. What falls into the age-restricted category is highly context-dependent: YouTube policies refer to “the length of time an image appears in the video,” the lighting, and “the camera angle and focus.” YouTube appears to have resolved the debate over buxom men in favor of Mr. Pregnant and free speech: his videos have not been not age-restricted. In general, Grand said, “with respect to porn where we draw the line it’s very difficult.” She invoked the famous--at least in legal circles--line used by U.S. Supreme Court Justice Potter Stewart in the 1964 case Jacobellis v. Ohio. The case involved a criminal prosecution of a motion theater manager in Cleveland Heights, Ohio, for possessing and exhibiting

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