The Branding Comedy Daniela Meloni
The Branding Comedy.
The Divine Comedy
The Divine Comedy is an epic poem written by Dante Alighieri between 1308 and 1321. It represents one of the greatest works of world literature. The poem begins on the night before Good Friday in the year 1300. Dante is lost in a dark wood assailed by beasts he cannot evade, and unable to find the “straight way”. Conscious that he is falling into a “deep place”where the sun is silent, Dante is at last rescued by the greek poet Virgil, and the two of them begin their journey to Hell. Having survived the depths of the underworld, Dante ascends to the Mountain of Purgatory on the far side of the world. The Mountain is on an island, the only land in the Southern Hemisphere, created by the displacement of rock which resulted when Satan’s fall created Hell. Then, Dante is guided through the nine celestial spheres of Heaven. These are concentric and spherical, and in the centre is placed God. Hell, Purgatory and Paradise are all divided in different circles. In each of them are the sinful or virtuous souls. In fact, every circle corresponds to a precise sin or virtue. The travel through Hell, Purgatory and Heaven is just a metaphor of the soul’s journey towards God. Describing it, Dante uses symbols and allegories that reveals a medieval world-view and a Theocentric vision of life.
The Branding Comedy is a contemporary remake of the original Divine Comedy. As God is placed in the centre of the Paradise, in the Branding Comedy is the Consumer to stay in the centre of the system and he represents something to be reached by the brands, which are the real protagonist of the book. The Branding Comedy is divided in three sections, like the original Comedy. In each circle are placed the brands, depending on their â€œsins and virtuesâ€?, their positive/negative values or simply their real position in the market. In fact, as Dante uses the ancient symbols and allegories to describe the medieval world, in the same way logos and brands represent the symbols of today, carrying loads of different values and characterizations.
Abandon all hope upon entering here.
Circle VIII Betrayal
Circle VII Fraud
Circle VI Violence
Circle V Heresy
Circle IV Wrath
Circle III Greed and Prodigality
Circle II Gluttony and Addiction
Circle I Lust
Limbo Virtuos pagans
The Limbo is the first circle of the Hell where reside the souls of unbaptized and the virtuos pagans who donâ€™t deserve to stay in the proper Hell. The Limbo is the place where there are the greatest personages of the ancient history, specially Greeks and Romans, like Aristotle, Homer and Caesar. They live in a castle illuminated by a supernatural light, grieving only because of their separation from God, in a malincholic but serene condition.
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In the second circle of Hell are those overcome by lust. Dante condemns these â€œcarnal malefactorsâ€? for letting their appetites sway their reason. They are the first ones to be truly punished in Hell. These souls are blown about to and from by the terrible winds of a violent storm, without hope of rest. This symbolizes the power of lust to blow one about needlessly and aimlessly. In this circle, Dante sees Semiramis, Dido, Cleopatra, Helen of Troy, Achilles, Paris, Tristan, Paolo and Francesca and many others who were overcome by sensual love during their life.
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...she established lust as civil law, and hence was free to do what should be banned.
Gluttony and Addiction
In the third circle of the Hell are the gluttons, forced to lie in a vile slush produced by ceaseless foul, icy rain. The gluttons lie here sightless and heedless of their neighbours, symbolising the cold, selfish, and empty sensuality of their lives. Just as lust has revealed its true nature in the winds of the previous circle, here the slush reveals the true nature of sensuality – which includes not only overindulgence in food and drink, but also other kinds of addiction.
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Come where the flavour is, come to Marlboro Country.
Greed and Prodigality
Those whose attitude toward material goods deviated from the appropriate mean are punished in the fourth circle. They include the avaricious or miserly who hoarded possessions, and the prodigal, who squandered them. The two groups joust, using as weapons great weights which they push with their chests.
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The fifth circle contains souls destroyed by anger. In the swamp-like water of the river Styx, the wrathful fight each other on the surface, and the sullen lie gurgling beneath the water, withdrawn â€œinto a black sulkiness which can find no joy in God or man or the universeâ€?.
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The sixth circle contains the Heretics, those who believed that the body did not contain a soul. Many of these are Epicureans, followers of Epicurus, the Greek philosopher whose philosophy was the attainment of happiness, defined as the absence of pain. The Heretics’ punishment is to spend eternity in flaming tombs, until Judgment day, when the tombs will close and the souls inside will be sealed forever within their earthly bodies.
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A LIFETIME OF LEARNING. A LIFETIME OF REWARDS. A WORLD OF OPPORTUNITY.
The seventh circle is divided into three smaller rounds that house sinners of violence. The first features sinners against neighbors, murderers, and the makers of war. The second round houses those who sinned against themselves with suicide. The third and final round houses those who committed the sin of violence against God, Art, and Nature.
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Shooting for the future.
The eighth circle punish sins that involve conscious fraud. These circles can be reached only by descending a vast cliff, which Dante and Virgil do on the back of Geryon, a winged monster: he is the image of fraud, with his face appearing to be that of an honest man, and his body beautifully coloured, but with a poisonous sting in his tail.
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The last circle of the Hell houses the traitors, who are distinguished from the “merely” fraudulent in that their acts involve betraying one or other special relationship. There are four concentric zones of traitors, corresponding, in order of seriousness, to betrayal of family ties, betrayal of community ties, betrayal of guests, and betrayal of liege lords. The traitors are frozen in a lake of ice known as Cocytus, with each group encased in ice to progressively greater depths.
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And of that second region will I sing, In which the human spirit from sinful blot Is purgâ€™d, and for ascent to Heaven prepares.
Terrace VII Lustful and Sodomite
Terrace VI Gluttonous
Terrace V Covetous
Terrace IV Lazy
Terrace III Wrathful
Terrace II Envious
Terrace I Proud
The first three terraces of Purgatory relate to sins caused by a perverted love directed towards actual harm of others. The first of these is pride. The souls of the proud are bent over by the weight of huge stones on their backs. As they walk around the terrace, they are able to profit from the sculpted examples of humility.
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In the second terrace are the envious. Envy is the desire to prevent the happiness of others. Here, the souls of the envious wear penitential grey cloaks, and have their eyes sown shut.
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Live on the Coke side of life
Max your wild side
The third terrace punish the souls of the wrathful, who walk around in acrid smoke, which symbolises the blinding effect of anger.
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On the fourth terrace we find souls whose sin was that of deficient love â€” that is, sloth or acedia. Since they had failed in life to act in pursuit of love, here they are engaged in ceaseless activity. Allegorically, spiritual laziness and lack of caring lead to sadness.
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On the last three terraces are those who sinned by loving good things, but loving them in an excessive or disordered way. On the fifth terrace, excessive concern for earthly goods â€” whether in the form of greed or extravagance â€” is punished and purified, and the avaricious and prodigal lie facedown on the ground, unable to move.
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On the sixth terrace are purged the gluttonous, and more generally, those who overemphasised food, drink, and bodily comforts. The souls of the gluttonous are starved in the presence of trees whose fruit is forever out of reach.
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Lustful and Sodomite
The terrace of the lustful has an immense wall of flame through which everyone must pass. Souls repenting of misdirected sexual desire (both heterosexual and homosexual) run through the flames calling out examples of lust, like Sodom and Gomorrah.
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Nathless all, That in my thoughts I of that sacred realm could store, shall now be matter of my song.
Primum mobile: Angels
Fixed Stars: Faith, Hope and Love Saturn: Contemplatives Jupiter: Just Rulers
Mars: Warriors of the Faith
Dante arrives in the Moon: its waxing and waning is associated with inconstancy. Consequently, the sphere of the Moon is that of souls who abandoned their vows, and so were deficient in the virtue of fortitude.
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Fain wouldst thou learn if any service is enough to offset broken vows, and fend the soul against pursuit of damages.
Because of its proximity to the sun, the planet Mercury is often difficult to see. Allegorically, the planet represents those who did good out of a desire for fame, but who, being ambitious, were deficient in the virtue of justice. Their earthly glory pales into insignificance beside the glory of God, just as Mercury pales into insignificance beside the sun.
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The planet Venus (the Morning and Evening Star) is traditionally associated with the Goddess of Love, and so Dante makes this the planet of the lovers, who were deficient in the virtue of temperance.
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And are so full of love, to pleasure thee A little quiet will not be less sweet.
Within the Sun, which is the Earthâ€™s source of illumination, Dante meets the greatest examples of prudence: the souls of the wise, who help to illuminate the world intellectually.
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Warriors of the Faith
The planet Mars is traditionally associated with the God of War, and so Dante makes this planet the home of the warriors of the Faith, who gave their lives for God, thereby displaying the virtue of fortitude.
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The planet Jupiter is traditionally associated with the king of the gods, and so Dante makes this planet the home of the rulers who displayed justice.
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The sphere of Saturn is that of the contemplatives, who embody temperance and wisdom.
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Faith Hope Love
The sphere of the Fixed Stars is the sphere of the Triumphant Spirits of the Faith, Hope and Love.
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The Primum Mobile (â€œfirst movedâ€? sphere) is the last sphere of the physical universe. It is moved directly by God, and its motion causes all the spheres it encloses to move. The Primum Mobile is the abode of angels, and here Dante sees God as an intensely bright point of light surrounded by nine rings of angels.
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From the Primum Mobile, Dante ascends to a region beyond physical existence, the Empyrean, which is the abode of God.
The Branding Comedy is a contemporary remake of the original Divine Comedy.As God is placed in the centre of the Paradise, in the Branding C...
Published on Jul 24, 2010
The Branding Comedy is a contemporary remake of the original Divine Comedy.As God is placed in the centre of the Paradise, in the Branding C...