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MD3 INVITATIONAL PENTATHLON XV May 27-29, 2011 Casa De Lasky, Erie, PA

None of us HHEEAATTHHEENNSS were worthy!


MD 3 INVITATIONAL PENTATHLON XV

HOSTED AT: Casa De Lasky Inn and Resort 3322 Highland Rd. Erie, PA 16506

OPENING CEREMONIES: Friday - May 27th Coach’s Sports Bar and Grill 3804 Elmwood Ave.

DAY OF COMPETITION: Saturday – May 28th Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony @ Casa De Lasky Horseshoes @ Glenwood Park Pool @ Rack ‘N’ Roll 10 Frames of Limbo @ Greengarden Lanes All Conditions Darts @ Casa De Lasky Sunday – May 29th 18 Miniature Holes of Death @ Harbor View Mini Golf

CLOSING CEREMONIES: Sunday - May 29th El Canelo Mexican Restaurant 2709 West 12th Street ** All locations are subject to change pending weather ** Check out the websites: wikipentia.wetpaint.com, pent.niceboard.com and, of course, Facebook!


Name: Birthday: Home: Single/Married: Kids?

David Whipkey July 26, 1974 Westmoreland County, Pa In a great relationship with the dear Amy Blyth! Zippo….

If you were on a Judge Judy episode – what would the case be about? And what would the title be? It would involve doughnuts…… If you could create a new Family Guy character – what would : They look like? A jelly doughnut Their name be? Pie-man Their most annoying characteristic be? Constant craving of doughnuts What pizza topping best describes you? Pepperoni…..meaty and spicy… Back in your…younger days…what was your favorite pick up line – both to hear and to use? I don‘t know what you are talking about….. If you were stuck on an island, and could pick one item and one person – who and what would you pick? I‘d want to be with the dear Amy. I‘d want my pitching wedge so I can hit fallen fruits into the woods…. If you think no one is looking, what is the one thing you do? Mouth the words to Steely Dan‘s Do It Again….. Who is the first person you think about when you wake up in the morning? The Dear Amy and what we are doing for lunch. If you had to pick one activity to compete in for PENT, what would it be? Golf……legitimate, real golf…. What song did you pick and why for your PENT theme song? Hollywood Swinging by Kool in the Gang…..it was recorded in 1974 and my cousin used to refer to me as Hollywood…..


Name: Birthday: Home: Single/Married: Kids?

Amy Blyth 2/24/1979 Washington, PA Single Not that are human but I do have a dog! I believe Quincy should count!

If you were on a Judge Judy episode – what would the case be about? And what would the title be? The title would be ―Case of the Stolen Weiner‖. It would be me suing Dave to give back my dog because he dognapped Quincy! If you could create a new Family Guy character – what would : They look like? Me but a cartoon! Duh! Their name be? Awesome Amy Their most annoying characteristic be? She would talk constantly and give 20 minutes of background information before telling you the story! What pizza topping best describes you? Artichokes! Back in your…younger days…what was your favorite pick up line – both to hear and to use? My favorite to use is ―Do you know where I can find Judge McDaniel‘s courtroom?‖ (It‘s how I got Whip!) If you were stuck on an island, and could pick one item and one person – who and what would you pick? I would choose Dave as my person. My item would be a case of tequila. In my book, a case is one item! If you think no one is looking, what is the one thing you do? Dance! I have been caught busting a move in my chair a few times at work! Who is the first person you think about when you wake up in the morning? Of course I think of Dave! If you had to pick one activity to compete in for PENT, what would it be? I never stand much of a chance in any event but the activity I enjoy the most is corn hole! What song did you pick and why for your PENT theme song? ―The Gambler‖ by Kenny Rogers. This song is amazing for two reasons: #1 it‘s Kenny freaking Rogers! #2 the song has a message that speaks to everyone…‖You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, Know when to walk away and know when to run, You never count your money when you're sittin' at the table, There'll be time enough for countin' when the dealing's done‖. Words to live by my friends, words to live by!


Name:

Adam ―The Ho‘e‘rn‖ Hoerner (AKA ―The Champ‖) Birthday: January 25, 1979 Home: Pittsburgh, PA Single/Married: Married to Angela Hoerner Kids? Sure do! Amelia Elvira Hoerner will turn eight months old during Pent Weekend!

If you were on a Judge Judy episode – what would the case be about? And what would the title be? I would be the defendant in a road rage case after being cut off by one too many Pittsburgh drivers in any one of the three dozen bottlenecks in the greater metropolitan area. The title of the case: ―Honking off the Ho‘e‘rn.‖ If you could create a new Family Guy character – what would : They look like? Ernie the Giant Chicken, only baby-size with a Stewie-shaped head. Their name be? Burt the Tiny Chicken. Their most annoying characteristic be? Burt would fight Stewie much the same way Ernie and Peter fight – randomly in epic, city-spanning battles. Only difference is Burt fights like a girl. What pizza topping best describes you? None – I eat pizza toppings. I don‘t associate myself with them. Back in your…younger days…what was your favorite pick up line – both to hear and to use? Being 100% honest – I have never used a pickup line in my life. Never needed or wanted to. Now, I certainly appreciate hearing a good one as much as the next guy, but the first one that comes to mind – ―You must wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in them.‖ If you were stuck on an island, and could pick one item and one person – who and what would you pick? I would trade the ―item‖ in for a second person. Couldn‘t choose between my wife and daughter. If you think no one is looking, what is the one thing you do? Now, if I told you, then everyone would be keeping an eye on me to see if I do it, and where is the fun in that? Who is the first person you think about when you wake up in the morning? Definite tie between Angela and Amelia. If you had to pick one activity to compete in for PENT, what would it be? Something involving soccer since I played it for 13 years; or an EA Sports NHL video game tournament. Why? I would rock both events. What song did you pick and why for your PENT theme song? ―My Sharona‖ for no particular reason – we had to pick a song from our birth year, so I looked up a list of Billboard hits from 1979, and this one jumped out because it was old school rock and roll, which I dig.


Name: Birthday: Home: Single/Married: Kids?

Mrs. Jennifer L. Carlins April 11, 1978 Where my Husband and boys are. Married Matt Carlins Noah and Mason

If you were on a Judge Judy episode – what would the case be about? And what would the title be? About my neighbor Gabe and his parents ripping our shrubs and plants out and planting grass on our property side. I in return spray there side with grass killer! Name: Neighboring Love If you could create a new Family Guy character – what would : They look like? Davey Their name be? Buffalo Bill Their most annoying characteristic be? Talking about football and his dislike of Ralph Wilson, video games, the love and man crush on Matt Carlins and Diet Volt Dew. What pizza topping best describes you? peppers, sometimes sweet, hot or just gives a kick! Back in your…younger days…what was your favorite pick up line – both to hear and to use? This was used on me once "do u like fat guys, with no money"? If you were stuck on an island, and could pick one item and one person – who and what would you pick? Matthew McConaughey and my cell phone. looks good without a shirt, he can play the drums for me and i can take his picture with my cell. If you think no one is looking, what is the one thing you do? i pick my nose : ( Who is the first person you think about when you wake up in the morning? Either Noah, Mason or Matt If you had to pick one activity to compete in for PENT, what would it be? I LOVE PUTPUTT! What song did you pick and why for your PENT theme song? How Deep Is Your Love, by the Bee Gee‘s. Its a nice slow old school song that will make the drunks sleepy, therefore I could win!


Name: Birthday: Home: Single/Married: Kids?

Matthew Rodriguez Carlins 7/31/77 Pleasant Hills, PA Yes, to Jen 2

If you were on a Judge Judy episode – what would the case be about? Matthew Carlins is suing his neighbor for harrassing his guests during Pent 13. He's seeking damages totaling more than $58.6 million. Title: "He Touched Davey In The 'No-No' Spot‖ If you could create a new Family Guy character – what would : They look like? Like every other fat Family Guy character Their name be? His Royal Highness The Duke of Cambridge, Earl of Strathearn and Baron Carrickfergus. BOOM! Their most annoying characteristic be? Doing the same thing over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over until your sense of humor surrenders. What pizza topping best describes you? Hot Italian Sausage Back in your…younger days…what was your favorite pick up line – both to hear and to use? No pick-up lines; just long, mysterious gazes from across the crowded room If you were stuck on an island, and could pick one item and one person – who and what would you pick? Person: Jay, because he can build stuff. Item: Gun, because it would just be a matter of time until he tries to eat me. If you think no one is looking, what is the one thing you do? Nothing, I do absolutely nothing. Who is the first person you think about when you wake up in the morning? Whichever of the boys woke me up. If you had to pick one activity to compete in for PENT, what would it be? Badminton, I'm still a little sad that I missed that one. What song did you pick and why for your PENT theme song? Star Wars Theme (1977), I'm lucky I was born in the same year as Star Wars. It would be rude for me to not honor the second-most important contribution to society that year.


Name: Birthday: Home: Single/Married: Kids?

Jeff Lasky March, 25, 1972 Millcreek, PA, Host City of Pent XV. Married to Amanda Lasky Aint no baby mammas come forward to me about nothin‘, so the answer is no.

If you were on a Judge Judy episode – what would the case be about? And what would the title be? It would be about the assault charges against me when I laid the smack down on my gay cousin, Dave Yankovich, when he tried to spoon with me. The title would be ―The Case of the Spooning Gay Cousin‖ If you could create a new Family Guy character – what would : They look like? He would be short with dark hair. Their name be? Wang Takanawa, Asian reporter Tricia Takanawa‘s husband, owner of the local Chinese restaurant ―The Emerald Cat‖ Their most annoying characteristic be? His English is not very good and no matter what you order, you always get #4 ―Kung Pao Chicken‖ What pizza topping best describes you? Tough one…..I would say ham. Back in your…younger days…what was your favorite pick up line – both to hear and to use? ―Oh, sorry…I thought that was a Braille name tag.‖ And ―Should I call you in the morning or just nudge you?‖ If you were stuck on an island, and could pick one item and one person – who and what would you pick? Can a beach chair, and umbrella, a bar, and endless supply of Guinness count as one item? That and a bartender in a bikini. If you think no one is looking, what is the one thing you do? I fling boogers on Amanda‘s pillow. Who is the first person you think about when you wake up in the morning? Amanda, and if she is going to get to work on time. If you had to pick one activity to compete in for PENT, what would it be? Lawn Darts….not the weighted round ones…the dangerous pointy metal ones! What song did you pick and why for your PENT theme song? Bang a Gong, Get It On, by T-Rex


Name: Birthday: Home: Single/Married: Kids?

Amanda Lynne Lasky 11/25 3322 Highland Road, Erie PA 16506 Married to Jeff In my dreams…

If you were on a Judge Judy episode – what would the case be about? And what would the title be? ―Speed Ticket Fairness‖ – Amanda verses the State of New York. Representing and fighting the law that charged me $300 for a ticket (going 20 miles over the speed limit, okay, I was speeding and deserved to pay it). Then a couple months later, charged more because of a loop in their law…grrrrr. If you could create a new Family Guy character – what would : They look like? Hispanic teen-age friend of Meg‘s (the maid‘s daughter) Their name be? Yolanda Their most annoying characteristic be? Singing Spanish all the time. What pizza topping best describes you? Green peppers Back in your…younger days…what was your favorite pick up line – both to hear and to use? Do you believe in love at first sight? If not, I‘ll walk by again. (Thanks to Quagmire for this!) If you were stuck on an island, and could pick one item and one person – who and what would you pick? My bible and husband If you think no one is looking, what is the one thing you do? Flicking boogers onto Jeff‘s pillow. Who is the first person you think about when you wake up in the morning? Who has time to think first thing in the morning?! I gotta get to work  If you had to pick one activity to compete in for PENT, what would it be? What song did you pick and why for your PENT theme song? Heartbreaker by Pat Benatar…I sing it all the time on Guitar Hero!

Karaoke!!!


Name: Birthday: Home:

Jon ―Jon-O‖ Kirk 4/13/76 Hailing from the mean streets of Edinboro‘s white suburbia, corner of Tough Noogies St. and Who Gives a Shit Dr. Single/Married: Married to ―High Flying‖ Julie Kirk, motorcycle dare devil extrodinare! Kids? Kaitlynn Kirk, aka The K-BOMB, demolishions specialist and professional knife thrower by day, crime fighter by night! And (Name TBD) ―The Wonder Fetus‖ Kirk, age -0.17. Julie‘s bladder thinks he‘s going to be a soccer player or Kung Fu master. If you were on a Judge Judy episode – what would the case be about? And what would the title be? Before going in to manufacturing, I used to travel around the country in van solving crimes with my trusty dog and ―gang‖ of friends. This inevitably led to many court appearances, some of which were on Judge Judy. If you could create a new Family Guy character – what would : They look like? A big, sweaty, greasy shirtless guy with sunglasses and ―stretchy pants.‖ Their name be? Randy ―The Macho Mentor‖ Savage Their most annoying characteristic be? Randy is the new high school guidance counselor, but he only recommends Pro-Wrestling related jobs and/or education that might help further said occupation. ―Too powerful, too unpredictable, no one can stop this guidance, EW YEAH!‖ What pizza topping best describes you? Beer. You don‘t actually put in on the pizza, but they go great together! Back in your…younger days…what was your favorite pick up line – both to hear and to use? To Use: ―Does this smell like cloriform to you?‖ To Hear: ―Wanna have sex?‖ If you were stuck on an island, and could pick one item and one person – who and what would you pick? Bear Grills, so he could teach me to live off the land and drink pee to survive. And Kool Aid mix, for the pee. Maybe improve the taste a bit..? If you think no one is looking, what is the one thing you do? Kill hookers. It‘s okay. They are already dead inside anyway and no one misses them when they are gone.., er, ah… I mean watch Jersey Shore. Yes. That‘s my guilty pleasure. Definitely nothing illegal. Who is the first person you think about when you wake up in the morning? Roary Calhoun If you had to pick one activity to compete in for PENT, what would it be? Midget Bowling. That is easily the most awesome / hilarious thing that I can think of. I would truly love to see Teezel or Bizbi get one of those little guys up to speed! What song did you pick and why for your PENT theme song? I think that it was ―More than a Feeling.‖ Why? Well, that‘s an inside joke. Don‘t worry. After a few beers, I will tell you all about it.


Name: Birthday:

Bisbee July 14th, 1985. We all know Jeff loves useless trivia so, This is known as Bastille Day in France. Home: Erie, PA Single/Married: Single (ish) Kids? One Known.

If you were on a Judge Judy episode – what would the case be about? And what would the title be? Title: The Crapper. I would be suing Davey for what he did to my bathroom on more than one occasion. Also the resulting need for a Hazmat cleaning crew. If you could create a new Family Guy character – what would : They look like? Seth Rogen Their name be? Bisbee Their most annoying characteristic be? Smacking Jon-O repeatedly. What pizza topping best describes you? Ham and Pineapple Back in your…younger days…what was your favorite pick up line – both to hear and to use? ―Nice shoes, Wanna F***?‖ If you were stuck on an island, and could pick one item and one person – who and what would you pick? Endless supply of beer, because it is a food and a beverage. Person- Eva Mendes If you think no one is looking, what is the one thing you do? Check myself out in a mirror. Who is the first person you think about when you wake up in the morning? Myself, and how awesome I am. If you had to pick one activity to compete in for PENT, what would it be? Target Shooting! I think this should be an event at some point. What song did you pick and why for your PENT theme song? David Lee Roth – Just a Giggilo. I originally wanted Tiny Tim - Santa Clause has got the AIDS, but our fearless leader couldn't get it. 1985 was a tough year for music. Most was mainstream movie music.


Name: Birthday: Home: Single/Married: Kids?

Greggar the Conquerer 945 A.D. Exotic Erie, PA Married to Megan Fox…she just doesn‘t know it yet. None that I am aware of.

If you were on a Judge Judy episode – what would the case be about? And what would the title be? Dockett # 78: The Case of the Lying Chinese Restaurant. The sign said ―all you can eat‖, but they did not live up to that promise. If you could create a new Family Guy character – what would : They look like? A psychopathic, 18 pound, lap dog that is built like Arnold Schwarzenegger, has a jutted bottom jaw with wispy ears. Their name be? Bailey ―White Death‖ Teetzel. All animals in Quahog fear him including Brian, Evil Monkey, and Ernie the Giant Chicken… Their most annoying characteristic be? His fascination with Justin Bieber. What pizza topping best describes you? Chicken…wholesome white meat ;) Back in your…younger days…what was your favorite pick up line – both to hear and to use? Wanna see a magic show? If you were stuck on an island, and could pick one item and one person – who and what would you pick? A bottle of Jack Daniels, and Bear Grylls so he could get our asses off the island. If you think no one is looking, what is the one thing you do? Ha ha ha ha ha….um…seriously? Who is the first person you think about when you wake up in the morning? It‘s someone current…and unexpected….. If you had to pick one activity to compete in for PENT, what would it be? I‘m thinking the octagon…. What song did you pick and why for your PENT theme song? Styx….Renegade….if you know me…it kinda fits.


Name: Birthday: Home: Single/Married: Kids?

Melanie Brewer 11/26/85 Harborcreek ―Almost-Red-Neck-but-I-still-brush-my-teeth‖, PA Ummm, I‘m pretty sure you all know this answer. Negative.

If you were on a Judge Judy episode – what would the case be about? And what would the title be? Title: Woman Loses Temper in Express Lane. Woman (me) loses her temper at female shopper and her 14 children in the grocery store as female shopper attempts to purchase 92 items in the ―7 items or less‖ lane. No physical violence, except for the slicing in half of her welfare card. If you could create a new Family Guy character – what would : They look like? Quagmire‘s monk brother. Almost identical to Quagmire except toting his robe, crucifix and original copy of the Bible. Their name be? Friar Quagmire Their most annoying characteristic be? Always dropping to the ground in awkward places and praying. In the middle of the grocery store…when Quagmire has girls over…you get the idea. What pizza topping best describes you? Pineapple – prickly on the outside, sweet on the inside Back in your…younger days…what was your favorite pick up line – both to hear and to use? I‘m stealing this one from Yuriy: ―Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?‖ Loooovvveee it. If you were stuck on an island, and could pick one item and one person – who and what would you pick? A case of Captain Morgan and Orlando Bloom – c‘mon Legolas, use those powers. If you think no one is looking, what is the one thing you do? Speed in the Jeep, of course. Oh wait, I do that while people are looking too… Who is the first person you think about when you wake up in the morning? Someone here that probably while you‘re reading this is devouring 9 hot dogs and four beers…at once. If you had to pick one activity to compete in for PENT, what would it be? Whiffle Ball Home Run Derby. What song did you pick and why for your PENT theme song? Bryan Adams – Summer of 69. Really? Who doesn‘t like this song.


Name: Birthday: Home: Single/Married: Kids?

Just-In a Drunken Haze 4-27 Mommy‘s Crib singlish… One delightful daughter -Chrissy.

If you were on a Judge Judy episode – what would the case be about? And what would the title be? ―The Principals Principles‖- I would sue over a menial amount of money based on the fact that ―Dammit Im right.‖- A man has his principles and has a right to exercise them when they are being treaded upon… Maybe a former friend borrows something special to me and loses it If you could create a new Family Guy character – what would : They look like? Poop Their name be? BM Their most annoying characteristic be? Smell like asparagus Family guy has many references to poop… I think they should have a character that is specific for the appropriate times that it is brought up… What pizza topping best describes you? Nice thick spicy polish sausage Back in your…younger days…what was your favorite pick up line – both to hear and to use? Definitely I liked using ―if I could rewrite the alphabet I‘d put U and I together‖. Never actually got to hear it but the one that would have been cool to hear at the bar, ―Haze, You‘re a tool- I‘m hammered lets screw.‖ If you were stuck on an island, and could pick one item and one person – who and what would you pick? To take with me?...Hmm…a boat and someone that can operate it to get my dumbass off of the island If you think no one is looking, what is the one thing you do? Pick and flick Who is the first person you think about when you wake up in the morning? Bastard children that I teach… which is why I am losing hair at an abnormal rate and also explains the perma-scowl on my face If you had to pick one activity to compete in for PENT, what would it be? Mud wrestling—giggity giggity What song did you pick and why for your PENT theme song? Live Wire by Motley Crue. ***note from Editor Melanie: Justin’s explanation took up about 9 trees, so please just ask him why he picked his song – thanks =) ***


Name: Birthday: Home: Single/Married: Kids?

Phil Askins 8-28-72 Central TECH Married I think Oh Yeah!!!!

If you were on a Judge Judy episode – what would the case be about? And what would the title be? Obscene chicken wing eating. Not one wing was saved. If you could create a new Family Guy character – what would : They look like? Dena Askins Their name be? Ivana Moore Their most annoying characteristic be? Hoarder What pizza topping best describes you? The barbarian??? Banana peppers. Hot and spicy baby!!!! Back in your…younger days…what was your favorite pick up line – both to hear and to use? Hell, I was never hit on. Look at me. If you were stuck on an island, and could pick one item and one person – who and what would you pick? Handcuffs and Kendra If you think no one is looking, what is the one thing you do? Pick and flick baby Who is the first person you think about when you wake up in the morning? My pillow. I‘m married. If you had to pick one activity to compete in for PENT, what would it be? Chicken wing eating contest!!! I‘m the bomb!!!!! What song did you pick and why for your PENT theme song? Lean On Me. Because that was the only song that would fit within the time restraints on the cd.


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Tina Yankovich May 4 (5 days before little Greggy), and now that everyone knows, yes I am expecting presents. They can be late, I don‘t mind but I do assess late fees. Home: The bad o‘ Burgh Single/Married: Married to 1st ever Pent winner, David, Davey, Yank Kids? I will have another one soon or as Justin said a parasite. Current ones in order of age, Oreo – 5, Flynt – 2. If you could create a new Family Guy character – what would : They look like? A man that dresses to the nines in drag and thinks he is better than Prince Poppycock ever will be. Their name be? Prince Jimbo Their most annoying characteristic be? That he looks better in a dress than most woman do. What pizza topping best describes you? Plain, simple to start but definitely delicious! Back in your…younger days…what was your favorite pick up line – both to hear and to use? To use on a guy ―Is it hot in here, or is it just you?‖ Best used on me…‖I‘m a fossil‖ If you were stuck on an island, and could pick one item and one person – who and what would you pick? Person would be husband as he is the only one that could put up with me and item would be a case of wine to enjoy a vacation at last. If you think no one is looking, what is the one thing you do? Dance and sing loudly and very badly. Who is the first person you think about when you wake up in the morning? Me, and that I‘m mad I‘m up first. If you had to pick one activity to compete in for PENT, what would it be? Horseshoes, always a classic. What song did you pick and why for your PENT theme song? I don‘t remember what I chose, but it was the best of what was available during my year.


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D3K1 (Alias: David Yankovich) Lemme tell you about my birthday… it was in Erie and there was a Blizzard. Home: Me call home Cave-Burgh  Single/Married: Married to Tina (Holder of The Baby) Yankovich Kids? 1 and 1 on the way. If you were on a Judge Judy episode – what would the case be about? And what would the title be? Title: The case of the exploding toilet. Indian Quickie Mart owner sues for irreparable damages to his store wall and mens bathroom due to an explosion in the mens bathroom. Cause of the explosion was burritos and miller lite consumed by the defendant mere hours before the explosion. The store owner also has not been able to find his key or the brick that was attached to it. Professionals say that both items were most likely disintegrated in the blast. ―There was crap everywhere! It was in my slushie machine!‖ – said the owner of the store. If you could create a new Family Guy character – what would : They look like? Jeff Their name be? Jeff the Shanker Their most annoying characteristic be? He would pop out of nowhere and tweak a nipple or two maybe shank someone and run off laughing in some crazy maniacal Stripe the Gremlin way. The mood just before his appearance would commonly be that of tension and or despair. Everytime. (what Im saying is, Jeff would be great at breaking the tension) What pizza topping best describes you? Pepperoni… Justin you shut the hell up  Back in your…younger days…what was your favorite pick up line – both to hear and to use? Didn‘t really have one. Never thought they worked on real women. If you were stuck on an island, and could pick one item and one person – who and what would you pick? A Ferris Wheel and a Ferris Wheel operator If you think no one is looking, what is the one thing you do? Theres several things, none of them anyone WANTS to see. I would need some sort of situation.. eg: if my butt itched, id scratch it until it was raw. Then wash my hands. Who is the first person you think about when you wake up in the morning? Tina If you had to pick one activity to compete in for PENT, what would it be? Golf – I dont get out to do it very often (thanks for THAT ‗competition committee‘) What song did you pick and why for your PENT theme song? Kiss – ―Rock and Roll All Night‖. Because it kicks ass. Does everything have to have a reason? 


Name: Birthday: Home: Single/Married: Kids?

Mike Friedrich May 10 Baltimore, MD Single None. I disowned the children I used to work with at WJZ in Baltimore

If you were on a Judge Judy episode – what would the case be about? And what would the title be? It would be the case of the stolen live shot: I cheat, rob and steal to get anything for my 11pm newscast. I'm guilty but Judy lets me off, because she watches ABC 7 News at 11. If you could create a new Family Guy character – what would : I don‘t watch the show – sorry! What pizza topping best describes you? Onion. I can be tough and flavorful when I need to be, and more mellow during other moments. Back in your…younger days…what was your favorite pick up line – both to hear and to use? It's all in your eyes, baby! (And it still works sometimes) If you were stuck on an island, and could pick one item and one person – who and what would you pick? A bag full of food seeds and a expert scientist (to help us build stuff and make everything else we would need). If you think no one is looking, what is the one thing you do? Drink on the job. Who is the first person you think about when you wake up in the morning The first person I see on TV. If you had to pick one activity to compete in for PENT, what would it be? Golf What song did you pick and why for your PENT theme song? The original Rocky Theme song.


DEDICATION TO BRUTUS Past President of the MD3 Athletic Club

Born July 4, 1997 Died May 7, 2011

Dogs' lives are too short. Their only fault, really. -Agnes Sligh Turnbull

PENT XV PROGRAM  

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