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Here at the palatial world headquarters of the Medical Examiner in Augusta, we are not unaware of the digital trend sweeping the planet. Even so, reports of the death of print, as Mark Twain might have put it, have been greatly exaggerated. Well, maybe not greatly.

In Augusta alone, there are plenty of publications in the print graveyard.

We have no plans to join them, even though we predict that before this article ends you will be encouraged to read our online version.

Why do we keep printing?

Honestly, we love the love. The feedback from readers is constant and is truly gratifying.

But why do people love this paper? Well, it’s hard to ignore the scintillating content. It ranges from medical and scientific stuff (presented in layman’s terms; we know we’re not JAMA) to psychological/mental health topics, driving safety, fiscal health, sound nutrition (with recipes), parenting advice, medical history, mentally challenging puzzles, even a comic strip and a page full of bad jokes. All of this in every issue — and there’s still room for the vital ads that make this newspaper possible.

But there is something else, and we hear about it all time: the smell. People love the smell of print! There are offices we deliver to where the first person who gets a copy puts it up to her face and inhales the sweet perfume of print deeply. Seriously, if we had a dollar for every time that has happened...

What exactly is the perfume of print? That depends upon the publication.

For the Medical Examiner, the scent is a combination of the paper itself (milled in Canada) and the inks and solvents (applied in Charleston) that put our words and pictures on that paper.

When it comes to bound matter, book lovers well know the pleasure of opening a book and being met with the distinctive aroma of print. It’s all the things a Medical Examiner might present, with the addition of the various bindery adhesives that hold the book together. A brand new book has its own crisp, almost synthetic scent, while old books are a mixture of all the elements that brought them to life, along with the musty dusty smells of longevity: paper starting to decay, the dust the book has collected over the years, the invisible molecules that previous readers left behind. One writer said when we breathe in the aroma of those pages “we are simultaneously smelling the life—and the death—of a book.”

If there is any part of the trend toward more digital and less paper that represents a loss, it might be among the generation of people who have no foundational memories connected to paper. Opening up an old book and inhaling its scent doesn’t transport them back to bedtime stories or to rainy afternoons spent in bookstores or libraries. Kindles, tablets and laptops just don’t offer amenities of that sort.

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Why stick with paper?

For reasons that have nothing to do with our noses, print is not going away anytime soon (or at least it shouldn’t). The benefits of print have more to do with our brains than our noses.

Extensive research (like a meta-analysis conducted in 2018 of 54 major studies) found a significant advantage for paper over screens in terms of reading comprehension.

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THE FIRST 40 YEARS ARE ALWAYS THE HARDEST

Behavioral Patterns • Withdrawal from relationships • Reduced engagement in daily activities • Changes in sleep or appetite

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by Dr. Warren Umansky, PhD

Taking your children grocery shopping with you is stressful. They throw fits when you won’t buy something for them. You often have to shorten your trip or deal with embarrassment over their behavior. You work and have little time for shopping when your children are in school and day care, so you want to spend this time with them.

You have tried without success to find someone to watch them while you shop.. What do you do?

A. Realize that this is a bigger problem than just shopping trips. It would be wise to speak now with a mental health professional or behavior specialist.

B. All kids go through these phases. Hang in there and it will improve.

C. Let your children know before you enter the store that, if they behave in the store, you will buy them candy or gum at the checkout counter.

D. Your children must have ADHD. Talk to your pediatrician about it.

If you answered: A. As hard as you try, you are having a difficult time balancing all of your responsibilities. Getting help with managing your children’s behavior and with time management may make life more enjoyable for you your children. Your pediatrician might be able to suggest mental health professionals who can assist.

B. This might be true, but most children in stores with their parents do very well. You want to be one of those parents. Don’t accept their misbehavior as something you have no choice but to endure. Follow option A. C. There is nothing wrong with this approach. Children are doing something they aren’t thrilled about in the first place: walking around a store getting groceries and other things not specifically for them. Some children handle it well, depending on how enjoyable you make the activity (for example, singing songs along the way, pointing out things for them to see, having them help put things in the cart, etc). Even using this approach, it is important to use rehearsal strategies before going into a new or challenging setting. Review with them what you expect. Let them know how proud you will be when they behave nicely, and let them know that if they display good behavior, you will reward them with something at the checkout counter.

D. If you and your child’s teachers have used consistent and sound behavior management and you still see high activity levels, impulsive behaviors, aggression, inability to follow directions, and difficulty getting along with other children, talking with your pediatrician is a good next step, especially if there are other family members who have been diagnosed with ADHD. Dr. Umansky has a behavioral health practice for children in Augusta

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“I’M NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING...I JUST DON’T WANT TO BE HERE.” PASSIVE SUICIDAL IDEATION Editor’s note: Written by local mental healthcare professionals, this series explores how people may think and act when affected by common and lesser-known mental health conditions.

Lena is a 29-year-old teacher who describes herself as “tired in a way sleep doesn’t fix.”

She still goes to work, grades papers, and shows up for her students. But when the day ends, she feels a heaviness she can’t shake.

Some nights, as she lies in bed, a thought quietly surfaces: What if I just didn’t wake up tomorrow?

She doesn’t have a plan. She doesn’t want to hurt herself. In fact, the idea of taking action scares her. But the thought keeps returning — not as a decision, but as a sense of relief at the idea of simply not existing.

Lena hasn’t told anyone. “It’s not serious,” she tells herself. “Other people have it worse.”

Lena may be experiencing passive suicidal ideation — a form of distress that is often minimized, but clinically important to recognize.

What Is Passive Suicidal Ideation?

Passive suicidal ideation refers to thoughts about death or a desire to not exist without active intent or planning to end one’s life.

These thoughts often sound like: • “I wish I wouldn’t wake up.”

• “It would be easier if I just disappeared.”

• “I’m tired of being here.”

Unlike active suicidal ideation, there is no plan, preparation, or immediate intention to act. However, the presence of these thoughts reflects significant emotional distress and should not be dismissed.

Passive thoughts can fluctuate — and in some cases, may progress to more active risk if left unaddressed.

Signs and Symptoms Emotional Features • Persistent sadness, emptiness, or hopelessness • Emotional exhaustion • Feeling like a burden to others Cognitive Patterns • Thoughts of death without intent • Belief that others would be better off without them • Difficulty imagining a positive future

Functional Impact • Decreased work or school performance • Strained relationships • Increased risk for depression and anxiety • Potential progression to active suicidal thinking Understanding Risk Without Intent One of the most common misconceptions is that passive thoughts are “not serious” because there is no plan.

In reality, passive suicidal ideation exists on a continuum of risk. These are the key points to understand: The absence of a plan does not mean the absence of suffering These thoughts often signal underlying conditions such as depression, trauma, or burnout Over time, repeated thoughts about death can lower psychological barriers and increase risk Passive ideation is often a warning sign — an opportunity for early intervention before a crisis develops.

What Causes Passive Suicidal Ideation?

Several factors may contribute: • Major depressive episodes • Chronic stress or burnout • Trauma or unresolved grief • Feelings of isolation or disconnection • Persistent hopelessness or loss of meaning • Co-occurring mental health conditions such as Major Depressive Disorder or Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder These thoughts often emerge when emotional pain outweighs perceived coping resources — not because someone truly wants to die, but because they Please see THOUGHTS page 3

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THOUGHTS... from page 2 want relief from how they feel.

Common Misconceptions X “If they’re not planning anything, it’s not a big deal.”

Passive thoughts are clinically significant and deserve attention and care.

X“Talking about it will make it worse.”

Open, supportive conversation often reduces isolation and distress.

X “They’re just being dramatic.”

These thoughts reflect real suffering, even if the person appears “functional” on the outside.

X “They would tell someone if it was serious.”

Many individuals minimize or hide these thoughts due to shame, fear, or not wanting to worry others.

Treatment Early support can significantly reduce distress and prevent escalation.

Psychotherapy • Cognitive Behavioral Therapy (CBT) helps address hopeless thinking patterns • Interpersonal therapy can improve connection and support systems • Trauma-focused therapies when relevant Medication • Antidepressants or other medications may be appropriate when underlying depression or anxiety is present

Safety Planning • Identifying warning signs • Developing coping strategies • Establishing support contacts Lifestyle and Support • Strengthening social connections • Restoring routines (sleep, nutrition, activity) • Reducing isolation Encouraging individuals to speak openly — without judgment — is a critical part of care.

Prognosis With appropriate treatment and support, passive suicidal thoughts often decrease in frequency and intensity. Many individuals regain a sense of hope, connection, and purpose.

Without intervention, these thoughts can persist or intensify, increasing the risk of progression to active suicidal ideation.

Recognizing passive suicidal ideation for what it is — a signal of distress, not a weakness — allows for earlier, more effective intervention.

If you or someone you know is experiencing thoughts like these, reaching out to a mental health professional can be an important first step. Immediate support is available through the 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline by calling or texting 988.

About Us IPS provides inpatient and outpatient mental health services, with or without a referral, to help patients and their families progress through the care journey. To make an appointment, call 706-204-1366 or visit integratedpsych.care.

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WHAT IS A MEDICALLY INDUCED COMA? WHY ARE THEY USED? Last time we checked, being in a coma was not viewed as a good thing. So why would doctors deliberately place someone in a comatose state?

Think of a medically induced coma in the same way you might view a cast placed on a broken arm. Its purpose is to give the arm a chance to rest from its normal activity without stress and strain, and to enhance and speed up the process of healing. In a similar way, inducing a coma (using anesthetic drugs) lets an injured brain rest from its normal 24/7 workload with the hope of faster, more complete healing.

While a broken arm might be relatively minor compared to a brain injury, the analogy isn’t as far off as it might at first seem. Imagine trying to heal from a broken arm while chopping wood or digging a ditch hours every day.

And imagine trying to help a traumatic brain injury heal while the brain is firing on all cylinders as usual, with the zillions of accompanying electrical signals and the typically high oxygen demand which all of that entails.

That is not a recipe for convalescence. Inducing a coma dramatically suppresses electrical activity in the brain. In response, the brain’s metabolic demand and oxygen use are greatly reduced, giving the brain time to rest, repair, heal, and recover. At the same time, the brain’s suppressed state helps to promote reduced swelling, intracranial pressure and bleeding.

Sometimes the brain’s electrical activity is so great that it causes seizures, and an induced coma is one of the tools neurologists sometimes use to stop the electrical storms behind the seizures.

Unlike a cast on a broken arm, a medically induced coma is often employed in life-threatening situations, so it has its risks. Even so, it is precisely controlled and carefully monitored, and always used in hopes of better outcomes.

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ADVENTURES IN

Middle Age

BY J.B. COLLUM

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his noteworthy gentleman has a name closely associated with medicine even though he never had any real connection to the profession.

Born in Vermont in 1807, he had very little formal education, and first worked as a boatman on a canal near Boston.

He later sold fish and oysters in Boston, which worked out well enough that he opened a small restaurant and ran it until 1869 when it was sold and demolished for a street widening project.

Although he always regretted his lack of education (caused by circumstances around his father’s death when our subject was only in his teens), he did not let that hinder any of his business pursuits.

For example, he used profits from his restaurant to start a small real estate portfolio. By age 35 (in 1842) he had accumulated enough wealth and prominence in the Boston community to be invited to sit as one of the founding directors of the Fitchburg Railroad. The railroad has gone through several hands over the years, but is still running, operating today as part of Boston’s commuter rail system (between Boston and Fitchburg). The original system extended all the way across the northern tier of Massachusetts to its western border and into New York through an engineering marvel of the day, the Hoosac Tunnel, a nearly 5-mile dig completed in 1875 after 20 years of work. The original cost estimate of $2 million had swollen to more than $21 million by the time the project was finished.

Those dollar amounts give us a good jumping off point to explain how a poor and uneducated oyster seller became associated with medicine at its highest levels.

The Fitchburg Railroad’s $21 million tunnel would cost $630 million in today’s dollars. Similarly, the gentleman’s last will and testament left $1.3 million to endow a hospital to be built 25 years after his 1877 death. By the time the 25 years were up (in 1902), his bequest had grown to the equivalent of $76.8 million in 2026 dollars.

He willed that the hospital be named “the Brigham Hospital for the care of sick persons in indigent circumstances,” the longest hospital name ever. Yes, the man above is Peter Bent Brigham, benefactor of the Boston hospital of the same name (his full name, rather than simply “Brigham” as he specified in his will, was bestowed by trustees in 1913).

Peter Brigham also left money to his hometown in Vermont to build a school there so that no future child would miss out on educational opportunities as he did.

His nephew, Robert Breck Brigham, likewise a successful restaurateur and businessman, also left a bequest upon his death in 1900 earmarked to establish the “Robert B. Brigham Hospital for Incurables.” The two hospitals merged with Boston Hospital for Women in 1981. They are today collectively known as Brigham and Women’s Hospital, and function as the teaching hospital arm of Harvard Medical School.

As a kid, were you ever tricked by your parents into doing something healthy?

Looking back now, I know exactly why my mother put ketchup on collard greens.

It was so I would eat them. To this day, I still like them that way, although now I prefer pepper vinegar.

My father, on the other hand, liked to pull a Tom Sawyer trick. He would make some chore he was about to do sound like the most satisfying thing in the world. He acted like he loved it so much that he could hardly wait to finish breakfast and get started. Then he would say how bad he felt that I probably wasn’t quite up to a job that important yet.

And just like the boys who ended up paying Tom Sawyer for the privilege of whitewashing the fence, Dad could hardly keep me from volunteering. He would pretend it was a tough decision whether to let me take over, and he usually agreed only if he could help too.

Of course, I readily agreed because, especially at that age, I thought my father was the best man in the world, and I wanted to be just like him.

It would be many years later that I realized I had been one hundred percent correct in that assessment.

To be fair, there were a few rebellious teenage years along the way when I was absolutely convinced that he didn’t know much of anything. Fortunately, I grew out of that stage a lot faster than some people do.

All of which leads me to tell you that my Nurse Practitioner, Mary, told me my A1C number, and it wasn’t good. To be fair, it was a little better than the last one, but she had warned me then that if it wasn’t significantly better this time, it would be time to put me on insulin.

That had scared me, but apparently it hadn’t scared my body — or my sweet tooth — enough to do much better. It also hadn’t been enough to convince this very lazy man to exercise.

Still, I resisted and told her we should try something else. She nodded and started mentioning several medications that would likely work, using only their brand names. I was relieved. Insulin was apparently off the table, and I was ready to try just about anything else.

She wrapped up the visit and called

in my new prescription. I picked it up, brought it home, and promptly forgot about it until later that evening.

It turned out to be one of those injectable medications. That means a needle, which is not exactly my favorite thing.

Fortunately, it’s a very tiny needle and, honestly, doesn’t really hurt at all.

That night, curiosity got the better of me, so I typed the name of the drug into a search engine.

Boom!

My world shattered. I thought I had grown beyond the point of being fooled so easily.

What was this “new” medication? Basal insulin! INSULIN! She tricked me. I like Mary, but for a little while, I was genuinely upset.

Then I told my wife, Lorie, how I had been wronged by a trusted medical professional, fully expecting sympathy.

Instead, she laughed and said, “I like her!”

Lorie had been wanting this for quite a while because nothing else had seemed to work, and my health has been going downhill fairly quickly over the last few years. I had been attributing it to aging, but she saw it as something more.

Eventually, I calmed down and conceded that perhaps this really was the right time.

That was about a week ago, and whether it’s because of the insulin or something else, I have noticed that I feel better.

I don’t wake up several times during the night to go to the bathroom anymore.

I don’t have to run to the bathroom every hour during the day. I just generally feel better. Even my tachycardia hasn’t returned.

Well, if ketchup got me eating my greens, and a little Tom Sawyer trickery gave me a better work ethic, then maybe this trick could end up extending my life.

Maybe getting fooled every now and then by someone who cares about me isn’t such a terrible thing after all.

J.B. Collum, the author of this column and Special Forces Parenting, is a local novelist, humorist and columnist who wants to be Mark Twain when he grows up. He may be reached at johnbcollum@gmail.com

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“talks” back to them. We cannot understand her, but she is trying. She can get very loud and talkative at times, though.

Sometimes she gets herself tickled to the point that her laughter becomes disturbing, especially in public. Even though hearing a child’s laughter can be a delight, hearing it for an hour straight can be a prescription for a headache.

It is not so bad at a loud restaurant where her little bit of noise gets lost in a sea of clattering plates, loud conversations, and maybe even live music. But put that same excitement into a very quiet place on a Sunday morning, if you know what I mean, and it becomes a huge distraction.

We have learned that once she gets this I want to start with an appeal today excited, the only thing that calms her before I move on to what is going on with down is taking the phone away. She does our situation. I want you to really think not complain exactly, but you definitely about your answer too. Are you involved in have to watch her because she immediatetaking care of a special needs person? What ly starts looking for her first opportunity have you learned? Have you shared that to snatch it back and run with it. knowledge? Have you shared your story?

For now, we are accepting the loudness Would you like to? along with the positive development of I have a somewhat ambitious idea I am her becoming even more vocal, and we working on, and to be honest, for me to are keeping a close eye on how her behavconsider something ambitious just means ior changes over time. it will require a little more work than I The other thing I wanted to follow up can usually get away with, so don’t expect on was my plan to find more ways to help too much. But seriously, I am giving some Freyja’s primary caregivers, our daughter thought to a special project, and I cannot Katie and my wife, Lorie. As I discussed do this one alone. before, I realized during our Myrtle Beach I need your stories: the funny ones, the trip just how much Lorie needs time away sad ones, the challenges, and the victories. from the constant pressure of caregiving, Don’t feel like you need to make them and she relaxes best with the soothing ultra-polished or super-special. Just share balm of live music, good food, and beveryour raw story with me if you are willing. ages.

Once we have some stories collected, I To that end, we have gone out to eat at have an idea I am not quite ready to reveal places with live music twice in the past yet, but before moving forward with it, I month, and we hope to keep doing that will talk to everyone who submits a story regularly. I truly believe it has helped her. first and get permission before I do anyWe have found that The Alley is a great thing with them. place for this type of thing.

You can reach me at JohnBCollum@ Katie recently took a trip out of town gmail.com. with her brother to attend a concert, and Okay, PSA over. Now to the latest tale. she actually had a night away from Freyja, which was probably the best night’s sleep I wanted to follow up on a couple of she has had in about three years. things in this issue.

For my part, I have taken my turn getThe first is an update on how Freyja is ting Freyja to sleep while Lorie and Katie doing with screen time. Katie ended up stay up and enjoy some mother/daughbuying her a large phone because she ter time together, which usually involves seemed to like phones better than tablets. watching some kind of singing or dance Even though she already had two tablets, competition show. she always wanted our phones instead, so I do not mind it at all. having her own phone that is well-insured, Taking a little nap beside this sweet girl in a supposedly kid-safe case, and which while she cuddles up against you is one did not cost that much in the first place of the purest joys a parent or grandparent seemed like a pretty good idea. can experience. That kind of trust—that For the most part, it has been a good feeling that you are the person keeping thing. When she plays games that involve them safe enough to drift off into dreampeople talking, she gets very happy and land—is an honor beyond compare.

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Not everyone in healthcare can be Florence Nightingale, right? Despite the long-running series on page 4, there are clunkers in medicine, and we will examine some of them in this series. Unfortunately, there’s enough material to keep this side of the page going for a while.

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ou might think that no autopsy has ever listed “horses” or “gambling” as a direct cause of death.

Technically you might be right. But British doctor William Palmer (1824—1856) sent several otherwise hale and hearty people to early graves, and “horses” and “gambling” were the proximate causes of their deaths.

Palmer came from a wealthy family, which didn’t help him. He gained a reputation as an entitled bully. After being fired from a job as a pharmacy apprentice due to allegations of theft, his mother’s wealth and influence came to his rescue in the form of medical training in London. His future should have been secured, but he adopted a lifestyle that no amount of money could support.

However, he had a plan so simple it could be described in a single word: murder.

He married the daughter of a well-to-do family in 1847. A year and a half later his mother in law died unexpectedly after visiting her daughter and son in law. Dr. Palmer’s wife inherited her mother’s estate.

As it turned out, the inheritance gained from his mother in law’s death was far less than expected. But if his wife was to die it could compensate for that, Palmer apparently reasoned. He took out a sizable life insurance policy on her, and sure enough, she died soon after at the ripe old age of 27.

From their wedding day to her death, she had delivered five children, all but one of whom died in infancy.

Infant mortality being what it was at the time, no suspicions were raised, but when Palmer took out an insurance policy on his brother, and he complied by dying soon after, the red flags flew. The insurance company refused to pay. An investigation was launched.

As things unfolded, Palmer was found to have taken out (or attempted to take out) insurance policies on any number of friends, family, and acquaintances. A favorite target of more direct action was successful gamblers at the races, whom Palmer would invite to his home to celebrate. Several of them had the strange habit of waking up the next morning penniless. And dead. The poisoning death of his friend John Cook was his eventual undoing, although he was suspected of killing his mother in law, wife, and their four children.

Convicted of Cook’s murder, Palmer was hanged before a crowd of 30,000 people. As he stepped on the trapdoor of the gallows, he is said to have asked, “Are you sure it’s safe?”

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What is Plantar Fasciitis?

NURSENOTES

by Lucy Dianne Sharp, RN, BSN

Why do my feet hurt?

There are many reasons why we find ourselves asking this question. I’m not going to touch on all the numerous foot problems we can encounter as we walk through life. There are too many such issues to cover in this article. I have chosen the one that literally stopped me in my tracks.

According to the Mayo Clinic, plantar fasciitis involves the inflammation of a thick band of tissue that runs across the bottom of each foot and connects the heel bone

to the toes, known as the plantar fascia. It is stretchy like a thick rubber band.

It connects the bones in your foot and forms the arch on the bottom of your foot. It supports the arch of the foot and absorbs shock when walking.

Stress on the fascia causes small tears which become inflamed. It usually starts with heel pain. I didn’t have heel pain. My pain was confined to the arches of my feet.

Most people experience plantar fasciitis in one foot at a time. In my case, it affected both feet at once.

How common is this malady? Statistics claim that 1 in 10 people will have plantar fasciitis at some point in their life and is the leading cause of foot/ heel pain.

What causes this malady?

The first cause listed is my favorite – age. Between the ages of 40-60, certain types of exercise, running, dancing, standing on your

feet for long periods of time, flat feet, high arches, and of course obesity. If you don’t fit into at least one of these categories, you haven’t lived a normal life.

How is plantar fasciitis diagnosed?

You will need to see a medical professional who will ask about your symptoms, palpate your plantar fascia for inflammation, ask about your pain, and sometimes take x-rays of your foot. You start with your primary care physician who may refer you to an orthopedist or a podiatrist. I chose a podiatrist.

How is it treated?

The list of treatments is long. The pain is usually managed with over-thecounter medications like Tylenol or Ibuprofen. Other treatments are physical therapy, rest, icing your foot, orthotic shoes, walking boot, massaging, and stretching. If your medical

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professional selects physical therapy, it may include an ultrasound treatment or dry needling. With dry needling, the physical therapist inserts small needles, similar to acupuncture needles, into the fascia.

This stimulates blood flow in the area to help the fascia repair itself. Your provider may select to inject the fascia with a corticosteroid like prednisone.

It is rare that surgery is an option. How long before the pain goes away can be from a few weeks to a few months and it can return at any time in your life.

In addition to the inflammation of the plantar fascia, small fibromas can form along the fascia.

These are small noncancerous growths. It often feels like you are walking on marbles or have a stone in your shoe. The pain is in the arch of the foot. You may be able to feel the fibroma when you rub the arch of your foot.

Treatment usually requires

the corticosteroid injection into each fibroma to get rid of them.

I struggled with this malady for over a year. I was treated with physical therapy, ultrasound, dry needling, acupuncture, and corticosteroid injections. I spent over $300 on special shoes which I don’t wear. At one point, my pain stopped, but returned in two months. That was when the fibromas were found along the arch fascia.

If you consult the internet, there are numerous devices and recommendations of treatment for every problem related to your feet. Before you spend money on any of them, consult a medical professional.

In conclusion, if you are experiencing pain in your heel or foot that doesn’t get better on its own in a week, talk to your healthcare provider. As we age, we need to stay on our feet and keep moving to live.

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Dear Caregiving From the Heart, Yes — in some situations, Medicaid can help pay family members or loved ones to provide care at home. As America gets older and nursing homes become more expensive, many states now encourage seniors and disabled individuals to stay at home as long as safely possible.

But there are a few important things to understand.

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Step 2: Medical Assessment A caseworker or nurse evaluates whether the person needs assistance to remain safely at home.

Step 3: Choose an InHome Care Program Programs such as Community Care Services or Medicaid Waiver Programs may allow the patient to choose their own caregiver.

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proval The caregiver may need: a background check, basic training, CPR certification, TB screening, and enrollment paperwork Once approved, the caregiver may be paid hourly to help care for the individual at home.

The pay is usually modest, but for many families it can make a tremendous difference emotionally and financially. More importantly, it allows loved ones to stay in familiar surroundings instead of moving into a facility prematurely.

One final thought: Many caregivers are already doing the work every single day without realizing there may be programs available to help. Asking questions is not taking advantage of the system — it is learning how to navigate it wisely.

And sometimes the best healthcare is simply being cared for by someone who truly loves you.

Angel The Money Doctor, MD This column is for education, not personal tax, legal, or investment advice.​ Please consult a qualified advisor who can look at your actual statements, options, and health/age situation before making a final decision.

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The good trends are getting better, and The International Transport Forum the bad trends are getting worse. That is (ITF) and IRTAD, the International Road to say U.S. pedestrian deaths doubled from Traffic and Accident Database, 2013 to 2022, while during the We have assemble and analyze road same period other high income safety data of all kinds from work to do countries saw a nearly 25% around the globe. IRTAD is decrease in pedestrian fatalities, considered to offer the gold standard in global traffic safety data. The volume Why the differences? of information they collect from around The strategies to attack and reduce the world allows them to compare stancrashes and fatalities are universally acdardized statistics from similar countries. cepted and available, but they are much That’s important for accuracy, because it easier to implement in other countries. wouldn’t be logical or particularly useful Why? Some entire nations are smaller to compare US traffic safety performance than the whole state of Georgia. Even with, let’s say, Nepal or Somalia. larger countries are small compared to the It provides a more accurate measure U.S. Across the U.S. there are thousands of to see how US drivers compare to other local jurisdictions, 50 sets of state laws, as developed, high-income countries that well as federal regulations. Studies show have interstate highways, newer cars with that countries with better safety outcomes modern safety features, etc. It’s comparhave a unified national commitment to ing apples to apples as much as possible. reducing crashes and deaths.

Our road culture embraces larger vehiWhere we stand cles like SUVs and large pickups, while Internationally, we aren’t doing too many foreign countries are known for well. In a number of categories we are small, compact vehicles. Like they say at considerably worse than nearly all other Morgan & Morgan, size matters, particwealthy nations. ularly when you’re the one hit. If someAs one example, the United States has thing’s going to hit you, it’s better to be the highest per-person crash fatality rate struck by a Mini Cooper than a Denali. among 29 high-income countries. And it’s Traffic laws mark another significant not even close. We are more than twice difference. Some countries widely employ the average of the other countries. speed cameras and other automated methTo take some specifics, U.S. traffic ods of traffic enforcement. Here people deaths increased by one-third in the say that violates their privacy. decade ending in 2021, while at the same Other countries, says IRTAD, have time Canada recorded an 18% decrease. stricter seat belt laws and higher compliFrom 2013 to 2022, overall U.S. traffic ance, stronger impaired driving laws (like deaths rose more than 22%, while other lower BAC limits, and “better integration high income countries had a median deof safety research into policy.” crease of almost 20%.

Obviously the path to safer roads has to Compared with the safest nations (Aus- be traveled by every driver, every traffic tralia, Canada, Japan, Western Europe) engineer, every lawmaker and every peU.S. motor vehicle death rates range from destrian and bicycle rider. It’s a complicattwo to five times higher. ed patchwork, but the huge gaps between Another specific measure of safety us and everybody else suggests there is comes in the realm of pedestrian stats. In plenty of room for improvement.

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Officially known as trepanation or trepanning, it was practiced for centuries as a means of treating head injuries, curing headaches and seizures, relieving intracranial pressure, or sure, to release evil spirits.

Archaeologists probing ancient civilizations in every corner of the world have discovered evidence of trepanation. They know these are not holes from spears, arrows or other weapons because in some cases the holes discovered in ancient skulls were perfect squares, and were obviously created with saws or other cutting implements.

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SMELL... from page 1 long or complex material that requires deep processing Eye-tracking studies have found that readers on screens are more likely to scan content and do less linear reading, which correlates with lower comprehension.

Retention and the ability to recall what has been read have been established in meta-analyses (which means a review of multiple studies) as superior in print. The likely reason: more of that linear reading we just mentioned. To put it another way, slower reading speed translates to better retention. Speed kills, as they say.

Screen reading usually requires a healthy dose of self-discipline due to the presence of visual noise, like pop-up ads and clickbait sidebars that are part of the average digital reading experience and which invite distraction.

Reading print, books in particular, provides physical cues that enhance memory and retention. This advantage is best illustrated using the Bible or any such book that people repeatedly consult. Let’s say a Bible student is looking for a particular verse. He doesn’t remember the exact wording, just the general message conveyed by the verse, so he can’t look it up in a concordance or index. But he thinks it’s in a certain book of the Bible, say Isaiah or Matthew. Because he originally found this verse reading a paper copy of the Bible, he remembers that it’s in the right-hand column about halfway down the page. Knowing the book and knowing

the approximate location on the page narrows it down enough to allow him to find the verse relatively quickly after flipping over a few pages.

By contrast, trying to find something in a lengthy digital text without any location clues is practically impossible.

On the other hand, digital material is often easily searchable, far more so than print, and usually offers the advantage of pretty effortless changes to make reading easier, such as altering font size or employing text-tospeech options.

One more advantage of digital We seem to remember predicting earlier that before this article ended you would be invited to read this publication online rather than on paper.

Why? Because of the bane of our existence, typos. Or as we prefer to call them, tpyos. It is highly embarrassing to publish articles riddled with tpyos — although even one is one too many. The confounding nature of these pernicious creatures is that they are invisible on-screen and only appear in print.

Sometimes we are blissfully unaware, but whenever we spot a tpyo we make needed repairs and then upload the new and improved online version. So think of our online editions as tpyo-lite. Maybe someday we’ll publish a tpyo-free edition, but we’re not holding our breath, and you shouldn’t either. In the meantime, please keep reading. And smelling.

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