Page 1


Preliminary
Research
 When
we
began
our
project
and
were
grouped
together,
each
individual
shared
with
the
group
 his/her
list
of
characters
which
he/she
had
come
up
with
during
one
of
the
exercises
in
that
 day’s
discussion.
From
picking
people’s
characters
we
were
able
to
quickly
develop
a
concept
 for
our
movie.
We
began
with
Boris
(an
Eastern‐European
citizen)
and
decided
that
we
wanted
 to
create
a
comedy
in
a
sort
of
“Coming
to
America”
way
which
would
feature
moments
of
 comedic
relief,
confusions
caused
by
cultural
and
language
barriers,
and
of
course
a
love
 interest.
We
wanted
to
incorporate
physical
comedy
like
that
used
in
the
movie
“Borat,”
who
 we
wanted
our
main
character
Boris
to
be
similar
too,
however
not
as
dumb
and
with
more
of
a
 social
filter.
We
didn’t
really
need
to
spend
much
time
looking
up
airports
or
strip‐clubs,
since
 we
had
all
been
in
one
or
seen
them
on
TV,
however;
we
did
do
research
on
what
“gator‐farms”
 in
the
south
looked
like,
and
what
we
wanted
our
American
Consulate
to
look
like,
which
is
 where
a
vital
scene
in
Boris’s
American
progression
would
take
place.
We
also
took
a
“Borat”
 approach
when
it
came
to
develop
Boris’s
accent
and
speaking
pattern.
We
wanted
his
 dialogue
to
sound
funny,
but
we
also
wanted
to
make
sure
that
while
he
spoke
in
broken
 English,
it
was
clear
what
he
was
trying
to
say.
We
played
around
with
the
idea
of
shooting
it
in
 an
entirely
first
person
point
of
view
style
like
“Cloverfield,”
but
decided
against
it
because
we
 wanted
the
audience
to
be
able
to
better
identify
with
Boris
by
knowing
what
he
looked
like.





 
 
 



Boris Really Loves America!

We see Boris in an international airport in the Ukraine, he is about to board a plane to St. Petersburg, Russia. Boris looks down at a flyer that says “135th Annual Find-A-Wife Convention.” Boris looks up with a big grin and takes off for the gate, but Boris accidentally walks to the wrong gate and boards a plane destined for St. Petersburg, FL.
 
 Once landed Boris leaves the plane and realizes Russia is much warmer than he had expected only to discover that he is in the wrong place. Boris tries to get a flight back to Russia to get to the convention on time but doesn’t have enough money. While waiting around the airport Boris falls in love with his surroundings and decides that what he really wants is to stay in America. While at the airport Boris mistakes James Bond impersonators as “Immigrant wranglers” and fears they’re trying to find him after he departs from the airport to see America.
 
 We enter a sludge ridden shack with a sign on the door stating “Gator World” where Boris is being shown the ins and outs of his new job as an alligator cage cleaner. We watch Boris go about his daily work over the next few months; he gets along with his peers and enjoys his work. One day we see Boris cornered by two upset gators. These alligators almost bite off Boris’ hand. After Boris evades the alligators he runs away from gator world. 
 We find Boris running down the highway and eventually comes across a neon Disney sign and follows it to the magic kingdom. After sneaking into Disney World Boris is quickly persuaded to leave be the appearance of “Immigrant Wranglers” and hits the road once again. Boris eventually finds himself at a Waffle House where he encounters a group of men on their way to Pridefest. Boris doesn’t realize they are gay and hitches a ride with them to Key West. Once on the road for a while Boris is kissed by one of the men, realizes what is going on and leaves the Pridefest caravan behind. Eventually wandering to Miami
 
 Once in Miami Boris is seen wandering down a dark alley in the pouring rain and is all of a suddenly basked by the pink neon lights of The


Shaven Clam. Looking to get out of the rain Boris wanders inside.
 
 As Boris wanders into the strip club he spots a dancer, who in Boris’ eyes is surrounded by a heavenly glow. Boris quickly attempts to see if they are hiring and lands a job as a maintenance worker at the club. Over the next few months we see Boris and Samantha, the dancer, fall in love with each other. One day Samantha pops the big question and proposes to Boris, promising him a joyous life together and proper U.S. citizenship. Boris happily accepts and they leave the club to get Boris his citizenship.
 
 We see Boris and Samantha heading into a courthouse in downtown Miami. We watch as Boris and Samantha fill out copious amounts of paperwork. Then they sit in a crowded waiting room for what seems like an eternity as the amount of other people in the waiting room grows smaller and smaller until it is only the two of them left. Eventually a clerk comes out and informs them they filed the wrong papers, since Boris had been born in the United States and was a legal U.S. citizen. The two are ecstatic and joyously fill out their new papers and are legally married in the courthouse.
 
 We then see Boris and Samantha emerge from the courthouse hand in hand as they run towards their car and drive off into the sunset.



BORIS REALLY LOVES AMERICA! By Melissa Friedman, Michael "Bryce" Ledbetter, Matthew Polis and Alex Schrager


1 INT. UKRAINE AIRPORT

1

BORIS enters the main terminal at the Kiev airport in his native Ukraine. BORIS is tall and dashingly handsome. His piercing dark brown eyes and habitual smile have helped him overcome his obvious absent mindedness and lack of intelligence. BORIS checks his watch and pulls out a flyer with the heading of "135th Annual Select-A-Wife Convention. St. Petersburg, Russia." The technology-barren airport is full of sad looking people dressed in similar gray and brown outfits. BORIS makes his way to the check-in counter. UKRAINIAN AIRPORT WORKER #1 Hello, may I help you? BORIS Yes madam, I am looking for a one-way ticket to St. Petersburg. I am going to meet my wife (Proudly w/ smile from ear to ear) UKRAINIAN AIRPORT WORKER #1 Good for you, sir. What’s her name? BORIS I have yet to meet her, though I am sure she is beautiful. That is why I must go to St. Petersburg. (Flashing the flyer) UKRAINIAN AIRPORT WORKER #1 I’m sure she will be. So I have one ticket to St. Petersburg, that will be $247 and I’ll need to check your passport. BORIS A fair price to meet the love of my life. Boris hands the UKRAINIAN AIRPORT WORKER his money and passport, worker checks passport and prints off a ticket which she hands to BORIS. UKRAINIAN AIRPORT WORKER #1 Alright you’re flight will be taking off from gate 3 at 5 o’clock.

(CONTINUED)


CONTINUED:

2.

BORIS Thank you madam. UKRAINIAN AIRPORT WORKER #1 Enjoy your flight. Boris grabs ticket and heads towards the gates. 2 INT. AIRPORT GATE

2

Boris looks up and sees "St. Petersburg" and proceeds through the gate. After he passes under the gate the text scrolls and says "Florida." Boris approaches the AIRPORT WORKER #2 who is collecting tickets for those boarding the plane UKRAINIAN AIRPORT WORKER #2 Hello sir how are you today. BORIS I am on my way to meet my future wife. UKRAINIAN AIRPORT WORKER #2 Well enjoy you’re flight sir. BORIS Thank you very much 3 INT. AIRPLANE CABIN Boris walks onto the plane, finds his seat and proceeds to sit down, put on his headphones and fall asleep. Timelapse and we see the flight attendant wake up Borris.

3

FLIGHT ATTENDANT Sir we are about to land in St. Petersburgh, we’ll need you put your seat up and buckle in. BORIS Thank you, thank you. Boris puts away his headphones and proceeds to follow the flight attendants instructions and prepare himself for landing


3.

4 INT. U.S. AIRPORT TERMINAL- DAY

4

We see a plane land in the runway. We see a terminal gate with people walking out of it. Last person out is Boris, who is taking his time observing all of his surroundings. Boris is approached by a slightly overweight man with a very tidy airport uniform. US AIRPORT WORKER Hello sir, welcome to America. BORIS America? No, St. Petersburgh. US Airport worker is puzzled by this response but quickly realizes the source of Boris’ confusion. US AIRPORT WORKER Of course, yeah, this is the St. Petersburgh airport. Dressed a little warm for Florida don’t ya think. BORIS Florida? No, Russia. US AIRPORT WORKER No sir, this is the United states of America, land of the free, no commie Russians here. BORIS But I’m supposed to be in Russia, with my future wife. Boris looks around worried. BORIS (CONT.) I must get back on the plane. Boris attempts to turn around and get back on the plane, but is grabbed by US Airport worker. US AIRPORT WORKER Sorry pal, but you’re going to have to go through customs like everyone else.


4.

5 INT. U.S. AIRPORT CUSTOMS

5

We see Boris being escorted to the end of a long line of disgruntled people waiting to go through customs. US AIRPORT WORKER Now you just wait your turn and they’ll check you in, then you can find out how to get to Russia on the other side. BORIS Thank you very much. Boris looks around noticing the two lines, one for American citizens (which is moving considerably faster) and the line he is in for people visiting the country. Time goes by and eventually Boris makes it to the check in booth. BOOTH ATTENDANT Hello sir, how are you doing today. BORIS Very good, I am new to this country but am not supposed to be here, I am going to Russia, not Florida. BOOTH ATTENDANT Russia, these cross overs get more and more ridiculous all the time. Can I see your papers? Boris hands the booth attendant his papers and the Booth Attendant checks them and returns them to him. Booth attendant then grabs a piece of paper and writes a message on it. BOOTH ATTENDANT Alright, now just take this paper to someone at the front desk and they’ll get you on the right flight back to Russia. BORIS Thank you very much, you are very helpful person.


5.

6 INT. U.S. AIRPORT LOBBY Boris wanders through the gate and proceeds through the airport on the way to the front gate. As Boris walks through the airport we see people of all different races and elasticities, dressed in colorful clothing. This is a drastic change from the cold dull grays and browns Boris was use to back in the Ukraine. There is a large group of James Bond impersonators wandering the airport wearing tuxedos and ear pieces. Boris finds the front desk and approaches it. BORIS Hello, I am looking to get to Russia. US AIRPORT DESK WORKER Russia eh, well let’s see what we got here... US Airport desk worker looks at computer in search for the next flight. US AIRPORT DESK WORKER (CONT.) Well looks like our next flight is going out tomorrow at 4 o’clock, how does that sound? BORIS That is great. US AIRPORT DESK WORKER Alright, so that will be $564, cash or charge. Boris becomes nervous and is clearly worried about something. Checks his pockets and pulls out nothing. BORIS I don’t have any moneys. US AIRPORT DESK WORKER I’m sorry about that, but if you don’t have any money I can’t give you a ticket. If you’d like you can wait over there. US airport desk worker points to a corner of the lobby where a group of people seem to be waiting for something.

(CONTINUED)


CONTINUED:

6. US AIRPORT DESK WORKER (CONT.) and we’ll send someone over to help you as soon as possible. BORIS Thank you very much I appreciate your help greatly.

7 U.S. AIRPORT BAGGAGE CLAIM/OFFICES

7

Boris heads over and sits down with the others waiting to be helped. On his way over a voice comes over the intercom. INTERCOM The bus heading to the Bond convention in Miami will be departing from gate 18 in 1 hour. Boris sits and waits as the others around him are assisted one by one and eventually someone comes to speak with Boris. CUSTOMS WORKER Hello there, how can I help you? BORIS Yes, I am trying to get to Russia but I have no money, I must get there to meet my future wife. CUSTOMS WORKER Well let’s just take a look at your papers. Customs worker looks over Boris’ papers and looks a little distressed about what he see’s. CUSTOMS WORKER Well sir, it appears as though you don’t have the proper permissions to stay in the country so first off I’ll have to ask you not to leave the airport. BORIS What if I wish to go outside to see the birds or the water. CUSTOMS WORKER Well then one of our immigrant wranglers will have to be called in to chase you down and then you’ll be in big trouble with Uncle Sam.

(CONTINUED)


CONTINUED:

7. BORIS Immigrant wranglers? CUSTOMS WORKER Yeah, I’m sure you’ve seen them around here, they’re all wearing identical suits, ear pieces, they walk around here like they own the place.

BORIS becomes frighten by the amount of these men he has seen. BORIS Yes, I know these men. CUSTOMS WORKER Alrighty then, well I’ll just set you up in a temporary spot and I’ll look into seeing how we can get you back to Russia. The customs worker quickly rises and takes off before Boris can say anything. Boris is left sitting alone for hours and eventually gets up to walk around and do some stretching. As he walks around the airport he passes by a sliding glass door that leads outside. It is a beautiful day outside, not a cloud in the sky and Boris debates whether to go outside or not. BORIS I’ll just take a quick step outside, no one will notice 8 EXT. OUTSIDE AIRPORT TERMINAL - DAY

8

Boris "sneaks" outside and is greeted by a warm breeze, Boris loves it. But as he is enjoying the weather he spots a lost Bond impersonator walking towards the sliding glass door. Boris panics and starts walking quickly away from the airport in an attempt to avoid who he thinks is an Immigrant Wrangler. 9 EXT. STREETS OF ST. PETERSBURG

9

BORIS is walking around St. Petersburg when a neon alligator sign catches his attention. Neon signage is new to Boris, so he follows the arrows curiously. Eventually he finds himself wandering down a dirt road where he finds himself standing in front of a shed with a "now hiring" sign on the door. Door flies open with BIG BILL standing in doorway (CONTINUED)


CONTINUED:

8.

BIG BILL Your the new alligator trainer I suppose. You don’t look like no Cuban I’d ever seen. BORIS Not Cuban, Boris. I’d like job very much(Pointing to sign on door). I start now? BIG BILL Ain’t never had a worker as eager as you. Let’s get started now before you wet yourself. 10 EXT. GATOR WORLD GROUNDS

10

BIG BILL walks a confused BORIS around the grounds at "Gator World" BIG BILL I reckon this is a good place for you to start. Two baby gators, just hatched last week. All you gotta do is feed em’, clean em’, treat em’ like your babies. Do all that and you’ll get your paycheck at the end of the week. BORIS I will take care of your leather puppies for you. I treat like my babies. BIG BILL Well good, be here by sun up tomorrow morning. 11 INT./EXT. GATOR WORLD MONTAGE

11

Montage of BORIS working the cages for 3 months, raising the gators as his own, setting up a hammock in the cage, interacting with the tourists learning American popular culture from a Miami University football jersey and a Disney World T-Shirt. Alligators get progressively bigger until the montage is interrupted.


9.

12 INT/EXT. INSIDE THE GATOR CAGE

12

BORIS is filling-up the gators trough when he finds his gators waiting right behind him. Gators have a certain menacing look, situation becomes tense. BORIS Here my babies, dinner is served (nervously and stuttering) Out of no where, 3 of the bigger gators that share the cage come marching straight towards BORIS as he unleashed a loud screech. BORIS Tinker-Bell! Mulan! Your friends are playing too rough! The gators start nudging BORIS into the corner of the cage, opening their jaws wide revealing shinny sharp teeth. BORIS climbs out of the cage and starts running towards the highway. 13 EXT. SIDE OF HIGHWAY

13

Once he reaches US 4, he is met with a giant light up billboard for Walt Disney World. BORIS The Happiest Place on Earth. I want to go to there. Camera pans out of BORIS standing alone the side of the highway then goes to black. 14 INT. PASSENGER BUS

14

BORIS wakes up next to an elderly woman dressed as Minnie Mouse on a passenger bus whose driver invited BORIS the night before at a rest station to join them on the drive to Orlando shown as flashback. Out the window the Disney Castle is visible. BORIS Excuse me, Mrs. Mouse (Leaning towards the elderly woman) whose castle is that?

(CONTINUED)


CONTINUED:

10. ELDERLY WOMAN Why that is Cinderella’s castle (in Minnie Mouse voice) The most beautiful girl in the whole Magic Kingdom! BORIS Do you have a picture of her?

Reaching into her red and white polka dot purse the elderly women pulls out a picture of Cinderella and hands it to BORIS whose eyes bulge out at first sight. BORIS I will make this Princess my wife and we will live in the Magic Kingdom forever. STOP! BORIS makes the bus driver stop and he gets off and starts running towards Cinderella’s Castle. 15 EXT. WOODED AREA OUTSIDE OF DISNEY WORLD

15

He jumps over the fence in a wooded area where he finds some train tracks. BORIS follows the train tracks to an opening where he sees the castle. BORIS Nothing can stop Boris now! 16 EXT. DISNEY MAIN STREET

16

BORIS makes his way down Disney Main Street when all of a sudden a blonde in a flowing blue dress catches his eye. BORIS Cinderella has left the castle today, I must ask her to marry me! BORIS awkwardly approaches the actress playing Cinderellas and grabs her from behind. BORIS I have come to rescue you my bride! Come with.... (Interrupted) CINDERELLA ACTRESS Get your hands off of me! (Followed by a piercing scream) BORIS sees two men dressed in black suits with hand held radios come running towards him. (CONTINUED)


CONTINUED:

11.

BORIS Immigrant wranglers! Cinderella you must come with me right away. CINDERELLA ACTRESS I’m not going anywhere. Those guys are going to show you never to touch the characters again. (Shakes her arm free from the grasp of BORIS) BORIS My future wife is friends with the wranglers! I need to leave this Kingdom. BORIS turns and runs straight out of the park, heart broken and defeated as he attempts to hide from the Immigrant wranglers he believes are following him. 17 EXT. WAFFLE HOUSE PARKING LOT

17

Boris runs for miles stopping only to investigate a large crowd of men at a Waffle House dressed in colorful clothing. BORIS cautiously approaches the last brightly clothed man in the parking lot. BORIS Hello I am Boris. Why are you and yours friends dressed like tucans? JAMES Well hello there handsome, a pleasure to meet you. All the boys are driving down to Key West for Pridefest you should join us! BORIS I will go anywhere with you as long as it is far far away from this Kingdom! James is elated, mistaking BORIS’s friendliness as flirtatious. They get in the car and start driving south as the sun sets in the background.


12.

18 INT. FRONT SEAT OF CAR

18

BORIS wakes up as the sun is rising. The car is parked in a gas station outside of Miami. He wipes his eyes and sees JAMES returning to the car with a large brown bag. JAMES I brought us some breakfast and entertainment for the rest of the ride (handing BORIS a stack of adult magazines) BORIS (Flipping through the pages) Why don’t these men have hair around their private parts? JAMES (laughing hysterically) In America, us boys have to keep things clean for each other, you know what I’m saying? BORIS Yes, I understand but why do you need so many grooming magazines? JAMES (Still laughing) Cute and funny, how have you not found a boyfriend yet? BORIS You are my boy friend JAMES! Now lets get moving to the West Keys so we can find our wives. JAMES (Puzzled and disappointed) Our wives? Oh no honey I think your a little confused. We are going to Key West for the annual Pridefest. You do understand what that means dont you? BORIS Pridefest yes I have pride! Lets go! JAMES leans in and kisses BORIS right on the mouth. BORIS quickly pushes him away and jumps out of the car.

(CONTINUED)


CONTINUED:

13. BORIS You are man! You can not kiss Boris!

BORIS turns and once again starts running away from the car. JAMES Always barking up the wrong tree aren’t ya James... 19 EXT. OUTER LIMITS OF MIAMI

19

It takes BORIS a couple of hours of wandering but he eventually makes it near the center of Miami. BORIS looks towards the coast where an ominous dark cloud looms. BORIS turns around and keeps walking as the screen fades to black. 20 EXT. ALLEY OF "THE SHAVEN CLAM" - NIGHT

20

BORIS slowly walks down the dark alley. It’s RAINING really hard. BORIS This is no good. Now I will never get a green card and stay in America. BORIS stops walking. He is basking in bright pink neon lights. A sign reading "The Shaven Clam" is directly above him. He walks inside to escape the rain. 21

INT. "THE SHAVEN CLAM" STRIP CLUB

21

BORIS enters "The Shaven Clam" and sees SAMANTHA. SAMANTHA is dancing on a pole. There is a GLOW around her. BORIS stares at SAMANTHA. BORIS (To himself) I must marry her. I will make her my wife and we live happily in America. FRANKIE, the strip club owner, approaches BORIS. He has a heavy New Jersey accent. FRANKIE You gonna be lookin at my girls, you gonna hafta pay my girls. Got it?

(CONTINUED)


CONTINUED:

14.

BORIS I want to look at her forever. What is her name? FRANKIE Who? Oh, that’s Champagne. Her real name is...uh...Samantha. BORIS I want to marry her. Yeah, you who walks (Looks at shit, not MESS UP!

FRANKIE and every other sleazebag through this joint. a spill on the floor). Ah again. SOMEONE CLEAN THIS

BORIS’ eyes widen and he smiles as he has an idea. 22 INT. MONTAGE INSIDE STRIP CLUB

22

Audio/Visual Montage of BORIS working as maintenance guy at "The Shaven Clam". Shots of him cleaning tables and floors. Some of him nervously talking to SAMANTHA and admiring her dance. 23 EXT. "SHAVEN CLAM" PARKING LOT

23

BORIS walks SAMANTHA to her car. SAMANTHA Boris, I know we only just met a few weeks ago, but i think you’re cute. And I really like you, and I think I’m starting to fall for you. (Leans in and gives BORIS a quick kiss) I know it’s a bit soon, but I don’t want to lose you. If you got deported back to the Ukraine, I’d be heartbroken. BORIS I don’t want you to be heartbroken. You can come to Ukraine with me? SAMANTHA What I’m getting at silly goose is(gets down on one knee) will you marry me? We can live happily ever (MORE) (CONTINUED)


CONTINUED:

15.

SAMANTHA (cont’d) after here in America because you’ll have a green card! We will have such a great life together. BORIS Yes! Let’s go! SAMANTHA Go? Go where? BORIS To get married! We are in love and I want you to be my wife. Let’s go now! 24 EXT. OUTSIDE MIAMI COURTHOUSE

24

BORIS and SAMANTHA walk towards the downtown courthouse. The giant courthouse casts such a shadow over the couple they are forced to stop and gaze at its intimidating size and structure. They look at each other and as they both take a deep breath, they nod at each other and begin to walk into the building. 25 INT. MIAMI COUNTY COURTHOUSE

25

Once in the building they are greeted by a small Latin-American clerk named FERNANDO. SAMANTHA Hi. Me and Boris want to get married. Boris is from the Ukraine so I need some of that different paperwork. FERNANDO You want to marry him? SAMANTHA Yes. Boris looks confused at this question and begins to open his mouth but does not say anything and simply eyes Fernando. Fernando hands the two a stack of paper work. BORIS Why we have to fill out more paper?

(CONTINUED)


CONTINUED:

16.

SAMANTHA Cuz your not from America silly. BORIS Oh okay. In Ukraine we just pay more. 26 INT. WAITING ROOM INSIDE COURTHOUSE

26

Boris and Samantha find a secluded area to fill out their paperwork. Boris seems to be struggling with his but Samantha never actually notices. 27 INT. MARRIAGE CLERK OFFICE

27

Finally, all the initial paperwork is complete and the couple goes back up to Fernando and hands him their papers. Fernando glances over them and when he comes to Boris’s he looks up in disgust to which Boris just smiles. FERNANDO Okay let me run this in the back. This shouldn’t take to long. BORIS Thank you sir. Boris and Samantha take a seat in the office. They look around the room and notice a large amount of other odd looking couples also waiting for marriage clerks. SAMANTHA Oh Boris do you think that everything will go smoothly? BORIS What? SAMANTHA Do you think we will be able to get a marriage license? BORIS Uh, yes, I’m sure. SAMANTHA Oh Boris, I’m so excited baby. BORIS Yes Yes, me too.

(CONTINUED)


CONTINUED:

17.

A few hours go by and Samantha falls asleep on Boris’s shoulder. Boris begins to notice that a lot of people are getting called including several who came in after Boris and Samantha. This makes Boris very nervous. Right before Boris was about to wake Samantha up and suggest they should leave, Fernando looks at them and beckons them to come up to his desk. SAMANTHA So are we married yet? BORIS Yes am I husband and she my wife? FERNANDO Well not exactly... SAMANTHA What do you mean not exactly? FERNANDO Here, will both of you just come in the back with me for a second? SAMANTHA Sure. Boris begins to inch away towards the main doors of the courthouse but Samantha grabs his hand. SAMANTHA Boris, we’re so close. Come on baby trust me everything is gonna be okay. 28 INT. HALLWAYS OF COUNTY COURTHOUSE A very nervous Boris and calm Samantha follow Fernando through hallways past holding cells and in front of an office with large stained wood doors. 29 INT. MR. BLACKSTONE’S OFFICE

29

FERNANDO opens the door to the giant room and leads SAMANTHA and BORIS into the room which is filled with globes and maps from around the world. MR. BLACKSTONE is seated at a large steel desk and is frantically writing away in what looks like a large ledger.

(CONTINUED)


CONTINUED:

18.

FERNANDO Mr. Blackstone, this is the couple I was telling you about sir. The foreigner and the stripper. SAMANTHA Hey! FERNANDO Sorry I meant dancer. BORIS Exotic dancer! FERNANDO Sorry, I meant exotic dancer. Anyway, Boris and Samantha, this is Mr. Blackstone. He is our State Department representative on foreign affairs here in Miami and will explain to you exactly whats going on. MR. BLACKSTONE Please, have a seat. Boris and Samantha look at each other then wander over to a couple large leather chairs facing Mr. Blackstone’s desk. MR. BLACKSTONE Boris, are you familiar with the details of your birth? BORIS No, only that my mother, Danya, she give birth to me then my father not there. MR. BLACKSTONE So she never mentioned where you were born, like what hospital? BORIS We have only one hospital near my house so I know where it is. MR. BLACKSTONE Yes well, do you remember Bradley Air Force Base? It was located about 25 miles outside of your hometown and was deserted approximately 20 years ago.

(CONTINUED)


CONTINUED:

19.

BORIS Uh yes. Yes I do. SAMANTHA I’m sorry, but what exactly does this have to do with us getting married? MR. BLACKSTONE You’ll see in a minute sweetheart. Samantha pouts and sinks back into her chair with a confused and angry look on her face. MR. BLACKSTONE Anyway Boris, it seems that on July 26th, 1980, a young woman was rushed to the Air Force base’s trauma center. Her name was Danya Ulemenykov. BORIS That is my mothers name? MR. BLACKSTONE Right, well anyway, approximately around 9pm she gave birth to a Boris Aleksander Ulemenykov. BORIS That is my name?! SAMANTHA Boris I never knew your middle name was Aleksander? Mr. Blackstone looks at both Samantha and Boris and raises one eyebrow and shakes his head before he considers speaking again. MR. BLACKSTONE I know this may be a little difficult to follow, but what I am getting at is that Boris, you were born on American soil. Thus you were administered American Citizenship, and therefore are actually considered an American. SAMANTHA I’m sorry what?

(CONTINUED)


CONTINUED:

20.

BORIS Yes. Please repeat?! MR. BLACKSTONE The whole thing or the part about him being American? SAMANTHA American. BORIS Yes American. MR. BLACKSTONE Boris, your American. You don’t need a green card to stay here. In fact, all you guys need to do is sign these papers and your married. Boris and Samantha look at each other and in a mere matter of seconds, grab the nearest pen, sign the documents, roughly hug Mr. Blackstone, and barrel out of the courthouse hand in hand. 30 EXT. OUTSIDE COURTHOUSE - SUN SHINING SAMANTHA Boris what should we do now? BORIS Maybe Ukraine?...No, Gator World!

30


Outfit
Samantha
Is
Wearing
When
She
Is
First
Seen
 
 
 


When
Samantha
is
first
seen,
she
is
 spotted
dancing
at
The
Shaven
Clam.
Her
 pink
outfit
–
which
barely
covers
any
part
 of
her
body
–
gives
off
a
girly
yet
playful
 vibe
and
lets
the
audience
know
she
is
 very
comfortable
in
her
skin.




 
 
 
 
 
 


Samantha’s
stripper
heels
show
 that
she
gets
very
into
character
 while
she’s
at
work.
All
of
the
 bright
lights
within
the
club
reflect
 off
her
shiny
and
jeweled
heels
 and
draw
attention
to
her.



Outfits
That
The
James
Bond
Impersonators
(aka
“Immigrant
 Wranglers”)
Wear
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 The
James
Bond
 impersonators
(aka
 “immigrant
wranglers”)
wear
 black
suites
and
shows
to
 convey
an
image
of
 sophistication.

Their
jackets
 are
open
with
white
shirts
 underneath
that
are
partially
 unbuttoned
and
their
bowties
 are
untied
so
they
appear
to
be
 active
and
less
formal.
They
 each
are
holding
what
seems
 to
be
a
piston,
but
is
merely
a
 water
gun.
 



Full
Shot
List
 Scene


Shot


Description


Elements
 


1


1


Establishing
shot:
Ukrainian
airport


Airport


1


2


LS:
people
entering
airport
entrance


BG:
Airport
entrance
w/
extras
 Char1:
Boris


1


3


MS:
Boris
looking
around


BG:
Airport
entrance
w/
extras
 Char1:
Boris


1


4


Point
of
view
shot:
Looking
at
watch


Boris’s
watch


1


5


MCU:
Boris
smiling,
then
begins
reaching
for
 luggage


BG:
Airport
entrance
 Char1:
Boris
 Prop:
Luggage


1


6


Point
of
view
shot:
Pulling
out
flyer


Prop:
Flyer


1


7


MCU:
Boris
smiling,
then
walking
off


Char1:
Boris


1


8


LS:
Boris
walking
through
airport


BG:
Airport
w/
extras
 Char1:
Boris


1


9


MS:
Boris
approaching
check
in
station


BG:
Airport
 Char1:
Boris


1


10


MCU:
Ukrainian
Airport
worker
greeting
Boris


BG:
Check
in
desk
backdrop
 Char1:
Ukrainian
Airport
Worker


1


11


MS:
Boris
communicating
with
worker


BG:
Airport
w/
extras
 Char1:Boris


1


12


MS:
Ukrainian
Airport
worker


BG:
Check
in
desk
backdrop


1


13


MS:
Boris
communicating
with
worker,
pulling
 out
flyer


BG:
Airport
w/
extras
 Char1:
Boris
 Prop:
Flyer


1


14


CU:
Ukrainian
Airport
worker
glancing
at
flyer


BG:
Check
in
desk
backdrop
 Char1:
Ukrainian
Airport
worker


1


15


MS:
Boris
reaching
for
his
passport


BG:
Airport
w/
extras
 Char1:
Boris



Prop:
Passport


1


16


FL:
Boris
handing
passport
to
worker


BG:
Airport
w/
extras
 Char1:
Boris
 Char2:
Ukrainian
Airport
Worker
 Props:
Passport


1


17


MS:
worker
examining
passport,
typing
and
 presenting
Boris’
ticket


BG:
Check
in
desk
backdrop
 Char1:
Ukrainian
Airport
worker
 Prop:
Passport,
tick


1


18


MS:
Boris
accepting
ticket
&
passport


BG:
Airport
w/
extras
 Char1:
Boris
 Props:
Passport
&
ticket


1


19


MS:
worker
saying
goodbye


BG:
Check
in
desk
backdrop
 Char1:
Ukrainian
Airport
worker


1


20


LS:
Boris
walking
away
from
desk


BG:
Airport
w/
extras
 Char1:
Boris
 Char2:
Ukrainian
airport
worker


2


1


MS:
Boris
looking
up
wards


Char1:
Boris


2


2


CU:
Gate
9
display
“St.
Petersburg”


Gate
9
display


2


3


LS:
Boris
walking
through
gate


BG:
Airport
w/
extras
 Char1:
Boris


2


4


CU:
Gate
9
display
“Florida


2


5


LS
–
MS:
Boris
approaching
worker


BG:
Airport
w/
extras
 Char1:
Boris


2


6


MS:
Ukrainian
Worker
#2
greeting
Boris


BG:
Airport
terminal
 Char1:
Ukrainian
Worker
#2


2


7


MS:
Boris
,
handing
ticket
to
worker
#2


BG:
Airport
w/
extras
 Char1:
Boris
 Prop:
Ticket


2


8


MS:
Ukrainian
Worker
#2
accepting
ticket
and
 handing
stub
back
to
Boris


BG:
Airport
terminal
 Char1:
Ukrainian
Worker
#2



Prop:
Ticket
stub


2


9


MS:
Boris
accepting
stub
and
walking
off


BG:
Airport
w/
extras
 Char1:
Boris
 Prop:
Ticket
Stub


2


10


LS:
Boris
passing
worker
and
walking
past
 worker
#2


BG:
Airport
terminal
 Char1:
Boris
 Char2:
Ukrainian
Worker
#2


3


1


LS:
Boris
entering
plane
and
walking
down
aisle
 BG:
Plane
interior
and
flight
attendant
 looking
for
seat
 Char1:
Boris


3


2


MS:
Boris
sitting
down
in
his
seat


Char1:
Boris


3


3


BCU:
Boris
putting
on
headphones
and
closes
 eyes


Char1:
Boris


Prop:
headphones


3


4


LS:
Boris
sleeping
in
seat
time‐lapse


3


5


LS:
Flight
attendant
shaking
Boris,
Boris
waking
 Char1:
Flight
Attendant
 up,
Boris
putting
away
headphones
 Char2:
Boris


3


6


LS:
Boris
getting
out
of
seat
and
walking
down
 aisle


Char1:
Boris


4


1


LS:
Plane
landing
on
a
runway


4


2


LS/High
Angle:
Terminal
gate,
with
people
 walking
out


Char1:
Boris


4


3


FL:
Boris
approach
by
Airport
worker


Char1:
Boris
 Char2:
Airport
Worker


4


4


MS:
Airport
worker
addressing
Boris


BG:
Airport
w/
extras
 Char1:
Airport
Worker


4


5


MS:
Boris
speaking
to
airport
worker


BG:
Airport
w/
extras
 Char1:
Boris


4


6


MS:
Airport
worker
speaking
to
Boris


BG:
Airport
w/
extras
 Char1:
Airport
Worker


4


7


MS:
Boris
correcting
airport
worker,
realizing
 he’s
in
America


BG:
Airport
w/
extras
 Char1:
Boris
 VO:
Airport
worker



4


8


Point
of
view
shot:
looking
around
airport


BG:
Airport
w/
extras
 


4


9


BCU:
Boris
worried


Char1:
Boris


4


10


LS:
Boris
trying
to
run
back
to
plane
and
 grabbed
by
Airport
worker


BG:
Airport
w/
extras
 Char1:
Boris
 Char2:
Airport
worker


4


11


CU:
Boris
and
Airport
worker


Char1:
Boris
 Char2:
Airport
worker


5


1


LS:
airport
customs
waiting
line


BG:
Waiting
line
w/
extras


5


2


FL:
Boris
being
escorted
to
end
of
customs
line


BG:
Waiting
line
w/
extras
 Char1:
Boris
 Char2:
Airport
worker


5


3


MS
/
point
of
view:
Customs
waiting
line


BG:
Waiting
line
w/
extras


5


4


MCU:
Boris
looking
around


Char1:
Boris


5


5


FL:
time‐lapse
of
Boris
waiting
in
line


BG:
Waiting
line
w/
extras
 Char1:
Boris


5


6


FL:
open
customs
booth


Char1:
Booth
attendant


5


7


FL
–
MCU:
Boris
approaching
booth


Char1:
Boris


5


8


MCU:
Booth
attendant
greeting
Boris


Char1:
Booth
attendant


5


9


MCU:
Boris
conversing
with
booth
attendant
 and
leaving


Char1:
Boris


FL
/
panning:
Boris
walking
through
the
airport


BG:
airport
w/
extras


6


1


Char2:
booth
attendant


Char1:
Boris
 Char2:
Bond
impersonators


6


2


LS:
Airport
front
desk


Char1:
Desk
worker


6


3


LS
/
MCU:
Boris
approaching
desk


BG:
airport
w/
extras
 Char1:
Boris


6


4


MCU:
Airport
desk
worker


Char1:
Airport
desk
worker



6


5


MCU:
Boris
looking
around


Char1:
Boris
 SFX:
Keyboard
typing



6


6


MCU:
airport
worker
addressing
Boris


Char1:
Airport
worker


6


7


MCU:
Boris


Char1:
Boris


6


8


MCU:
Airport
worker


6


9


FL
–
BCU:
Boris
realizing
he
has
no
money


Char1:
Boris


6


10


MCU:
Airport
worker
pointing
out
waiting
area


7


1


FL:
waiting
area


Eccentric
extras


7


2


MCU
–
FL:
Boris
thanking
desk
worker
and
 walking
to
waiting
area


SFX:
Intercom
announcement


7


3


FL:
time‐lapse
of
Boris
waiting


Eccentric
extras


7


4


FL
‐
MCU:
customs
worker
addressing
Boris


Char1:
Boris
 Char2:
Customs
worker
 Props:
Boris’
Papers


7


7


5


6


MCU:
Boris
realizing
he
doesn’t
have
 permission
to
leave
airport/questioning


Char1:
Boris


MCU
/
LA:
Customs
worker
explaining
 repercussions
of
leaving
airport


Char1:
Customs
worker



Char2:
Boris


7


7


MCU:
Boris
thinking
then
becoming
frightened


Char1:
Boris


7


8


MCU
–
FL:
customs
worker
getting
up
and
 leaving


Char1:
Boris


7


9


Char2:
Customs
worker


FL:
Boris
waiting
and
getting
up
to
walk
around,
 BG:
Waiting
area
 eventually
passing
glass
door
and
stopping
 Char1:
Boris


7


10


LS:
Sliding
glass
doors


SFX:
Boris’
thoughts


8


1


LS:
Sliding
glass
doors
from
outside,
Boris
 walking
out


BG:
Sliding
glass
doors


8


2


MCU:
Boris
enjoying
the
outdoors,
looking
 around


BG:
Sliding
glass
doors
 Char1:
Boris


8


3


BCU:
Boris
terrified


Char1:
Boris


8


4


Point
of
view:
Bond
impersonator
walking
 towards
door


BG:
Airport
w/
extras


MCU:
Boris
looking
around
frantically


Char1:
Boris


8


5


Char1:
Bond
impersonator



8
 9


6
 1


FL:
Boris
walking
away
from
the
airport


WS:

Boris
walking
down
street
‐
 back
to
camera
 


Char1:
Boris


BG:
Buildings
in
St.
Petersburg
w/
extras
 Char
1:
Boris
 Props:
Neon
Alligator
Sign


9


2


MCU:
Boris
looks
up
at
sign


Char
1:
Boris


9


3


MS:
Boris
looking
at
wooden
shed
 w/
sign


BG:
Trees/Swamp
–
Wood
shed
in
corner



 9


4


MCU
of
Door:
Big
Bill
pushes
shed
 door
open


Char1:
Boris
 Props:
Now
Hiring
Sign
 BG:
Shed
 Char
1:
Boris
 Char
2:
Big
Bill
 


10


1


Pan:
Big
Bill/Boris
walking
 through
Gator
World


BG:
Gator
World
 Char
1:
Boris
 Char
2:
Big
Bill


11


1


High
Angle:
Boris
in
Gator
cage



BG:
Gator
Pen


Start
of
Montage
shot
7
‐
13


Char
1:
Boris
 Props:
2
Alligators
 VFX:
Upbeat
Music


11


2


WS:
Boris
setting
up
hammock


Char
1:
Boris
 Props:
Hammock


11


3


WS:
Boris
talking
with
customers


Char
1:
Boris
 Char
2:
Young
Boy


11


4


MS:
Boris
shoveling
gator
poop


Char
1:
Boris


11


5


Overhead:
Boris
playing
with
 gators


Char
1:
Boris


11


6


MCU:
Boris
talking
to
gators


Char
1:
Boris


11


7


MCU/Zoom‐out:
Boris
sleeping
 with
gators


Char
1:
Boris


Fade
to
black
–
END
MONTAGE



12


1


MS:
Boris
filling
trough


Char
1:
Boris


12


2


OSS:
Boris
getting
backed
into
 wall
by
gators


Char
1:
Boris


12


3


WS:
Gators
starts
flashing
teeth


Char
1:
Boris


12


4


MCU:
Boris
climbing
over
fence



Char
1:
Boris


12


1


WS:
Boris
running
out
of
the
park
 and
down
the
street


BG:
Gator
World



MS:
Boris
Walking
down
side
road


BG:
Wooden/Swamp


13


2


Char
1:
Boris


Char
1:
Boris


13


3


WS:
Boris
standing
on
side
of
 highway


BG:
Highway/Disney
Billboard
 Char
1:
Boris


13


4


Pans
Straight
up:
Boris
starring
at
 billboard


Char
1:
Boris


14


1


CU:
Boris
waking
up


BG:
Bus
seat
 Char
1:
Boris


14


2


Zoom
in:
Goes
into
flashback


Char
1:
Boris


14


3


WS:
Boris
standing
at
gas
station


BG:
Gas
Station/Nighttime
w/
extras
 Char
1:
Boris
 Char
2:
Bus
Driver


14


4


OSS:
Boris
interacts
w/
woman
 next
to
him


BG:
Passenger
Bus/Disney
World
in
the
distance
w/
extras
 Char
1:
Boris
 Char
2:
Mrs.
Mouse


14


5


MS:
Boris
getting
up
and
running
 off
the
bus


Char
1:
Boris
 Char
2:
Mrs.
Mouse
 Char
3:
Bus
Driver


14


6


WS:
Boris
running
towards
 Cinderella’s
castle


BG:
Cinderella’s
Castle/Blue
skies
 Char
1:
Boris


15


1


MS:
Boris
jumps
fence



BG:
Wooden
area


15


2


OSS:
Boris
walking
slowly
through
 woods


Char
1:
Boris
 



15


3


LS:
Boris
stumbles
over
train
 tracks


Char
1:
Boris


15


4


LS:
Boris
walking
down
tracks


Char
1:
Boris


15


5


Point
of
View:

On
a
hill
looking
 over
Disney
World


BG:
Disney
World
w/
extras


15


6


MS:
Boris
jogging
down
hill
 towards
castle


Char
1:
Boris


16


13


WS:
Boris
walking
down
Disney
 Main
Street


BG:
Disney
Main
Street
w/
extras
 Char
1:
Boris
 


16


14


OSS:
Boris
spots
Cinderella


Char
1:
Boris
 Char
2:
Cinderella


16


16


15


16


Low
angle:
Boris
creeps
behind
 Cinderella



Char
1:
Boris


MS:
Boris
and
Cinderella
arguing


Char
1:
Boris



Char
2:
Cinderella


Char
2:
Cinderella


16


16


17


18


MS:
Two
security
guards
running
 towards
Boris


Char
1:
Security
Guard
1


MS:
Back
to
Boris
and
Cinderella


Char
1:
Boris



Char
2:
Security
Guard


Char
2:
Cinderella


16


16


17


17


19


20


1


2


WS:
Boris
running
straight
down
 Main
Street


BG:
Main
Disney
Entrance
w/
extras


High
Angle:
Boris
running
while
 sobbing



BG:
Small
highway


WS:
A
crowd
at
Waffle
House
 catches
the
eye
of
Boris


BG:
Small
highway


MS:
Boris
talking
to
James


BG:
Front
of
a
Waffle
House


Char
1:
Boris


Char
1:
Boris


Char
1:
Boris


Char
1:
Boris
 Char
2:
James


18


1


MS:
Boris
wakes
up


BG:
In
a
car
 Char
1:
Boris



18


2


WS:
James
walking
towards
car


BG:
BP
parking
lot
 Char
1:
James


18


3


MS:
James
hands
Boris
magazines


BG;
Car
 Char
1:
Boris
 Char
2:
James


18


4


MS:
James
kissing
Boris


BG:
BP
parking
lot
 Char
1:
James


18


5


MS:
Boris
jumping
out
of
the
car


BG;
Car
 Char
1:
Boris
 Char
2:
James



19


19


1


2


High
Angle
LS:
Boris
walking
down
 alley


BG:
Rain,
trash
cans
and
trash
bags


MS:
Boris
slowly
walking


BG:
Rain,
trash
cans
and
trash
bags


Char:
Boris


Char:
Boris


20


1


CU:
Boris
starting
to
cry
and
the
 neon
lights
hitting
his
face


BG:
Rain,
neon
sign
“The
Shaven
Clam”
 Char:
Boris


20


2


CU:
“The
Shaven
Clam”
sign


BG:
Rain,
neon
sign
“The
Shaven
Clam”


20


3


High
Angle
MS:
Boris
entering
The
 Shaven
Clam


BG:
Extras
at
tables,
Samantha
dancing
on
a
pole
 Char
1:
Boris
 Char
2:
Samantha


21


1


MS:
Samantha
dancing


Char:
Samantha


21


2


MS:
Boris
talking
with
Frankie


BG:
Extras
 Char
1:
Boris
 Char
2:
Frankie


21


3


CU:
Boris’
face


Char:
Boris


22


1


MS:
Boris
cleaning
the
bathroom
 floor


Props:
Mop
and
bucket



MS:
Boris
washing
the
windows
 from
the
outside


BG:
Samantha
dancing


22


2


Char:
Boris


Props:
Washcloth

 Char
1:
Boris
 Char
2:
Samantha


22


3


MS:
Boris
nervously
giving
 Samantha
a
glass
of
water


Props:
Glass
of
water
 Char
1:
Boris
 Char
2:
Samantha


22


4


MS:
Boris
watching
Samantha
dance


Props:
Table,
Chair
 Char
1:
Boris
 Char
2:
Samantha


22


5


MS:
Boris
cleaning
tables


Props:
Tables,
washcloth
 Char:
Boris


22


6


MS:
Boris
talking
and
laughing
with
 Samantha


Props:
Table
and
chairs
 Char
1:
Boris
 Char
2:
Samantha


22


7


MS:
Boris
changing
light
bulbs


Props:

Ladder,
light
bulb,
chandelier



22


7


MS:
Boris
changing
light
bulbs


Props:

Ladder,
light
bulb,
chandelier
 Char:
Boris



23


1


High
Angle
MS:
Boris
walking
 Samantha
to
her
car


Props:
Car
 Char
1:
Boris
 Char
2:
Samantha


23


2


MS:
Samantha
and
Boris
talking
 about
getting
married


BG:
Parking
lot
 Char
1:
Boris
 Char
2:
Samantha



 24


1


WS:
Boris
and
Samantha
in
front
of
 Courthouse


BG:
Courthouse
w/
extras



24


2


MS:
Boris
and
Samantha
enter
 courthouse



BG:
Fernando
at
his
desk,
extras


FL:
Boris
and
Samantha
approach
 Fernando
and
talk
with
him


BG:
Extras


MS:
Boris
and
Samantha
take
the
 paperwork,
sit
down,
and
get
up
 after
its
done


BG:
Extras
sitting
on
chairs


FL:
Boris
and
Samantha
approach
 Fernando
with
paperwork


BG:
Extras
walking
around


MS:
Boris
and
Samantha
seated


BG:
Extras
sitting
on
chairs


25


26


27


27


1


1


1


2


Props:
Papers
on
desk,
Chairs
around
desk
by
walls


Props:
Fernando’s
desk,
Papers
on
desk,
extras
walking
 by


Props:
Chairs
along
the
wall,
plants
in
pots,
papers
on
 paperclip
boards


Props:
Fernando’s
desk,
papers,
paperclip
board


Props:
Chairs
along
the
wall,
plants
in
pots


27


28


3


1


FL:
Fernando
waves
for
Boris
and
 Sam
to
approach


BG:
Extras
sitting
on
chairs


MS:
Boris
and
Sam
follow
Fernando


BG:
Extras
walking
around


Props:
Chairs
along
the
wall,
plants
in
pots,
Fernando’s
 papers
and
pen


Props:
Giant
stained
wood
doors,
desks
around
hallway


28


2


CU:
Boris
looking
“freaked
out”


BG:
Dark
hallway


29


1


FL:
Fernando
leads
Boris
and
 Samantha
into
room


BG:
MR.
Blackstone


MS:
Fernando
side
by
side
with
 nervous
Samantha
and
Boris


BG:
Door


29


2


Props:
Globes,
Maps,
Ledger
on
top
of
Blackstone’s
 desk,
Blackstone’s
desk


Props:
Globes,
Plant



29


3


CU:
Mr.
Blackstone
speaking


BG:
Windows
 Props:
Giant
map
of
South
America


29


29


4


5


MS:
Boris
and
Samantha
looking
for
 chairs


BG:
Mr.
Blackstone


CU:
Mr.
Blackstone
speaking


BG:
Boris
and
Samantha


Props:
Two
big
leather
chairs


Props:
Globes
and
Plants


29


6


CU:
Boris
answering
nervously


BG:
Samantha
 Props:
Giant
plant


29


29


7


8


MS:
Boris
and
Mr.
Blackstone
 interacting


BG:
Windows


CU:
Samantha
confused


BG:
Wall


Props:
Giant
map
of
South
America


Props:
Giant
plant


29


29


9


10


MS:
Boris
and
Mr.
Blackstone
 continue
talking


BG:
Windows


CU:
Shocked
Boris’s
face


BG:
Samantha



Props:
Giant
map
of
South
America


Props:
Giant
plant


29


11


CU:
Shocked
Samantha’s
face


BG:
Wall
 Props:
Giant
plant


29


29


29


12


13


14


FL:
Mr.
Blackstone
explaining
to
 Boris
and
Samantha


BG:
The
whole
room


MS:
Boris
and
Samantha
Sign
 documents


BG:
Mr.
Blackstone


FL:
Boris
and
Samantha
running
 down
hallway


BG:
Extras
walking
through
hallway


Props:
Globes,
Maps,
Blackstone’s
desk


Props:
Pens,
Documents,
Desk


Props:
Plants,
Desks


30


1


FL:

Boris
and
Samantha
sprinting
 down
Courthouse
steps


BG:
Extras
waling
up
steps
to
Courthouse


30


2


MS:
Boris
and
Samantha
turn
to
 each
other


BG:
Extras
walking
around



1

2


3 


4 



5 


6 



7 
 


8 
 
 
 
 
 
 



9 
 


10 



11 
 


12 



13 
 
 
 
 


14 
 
 
 



15 


16 



17 


18 



19 


20 



21 


22 



23 


24 



25 
 


26 
 



27 


28 



29 


30


Location
of
 the
alley
 behind
The
 Shaven
Clam



asni cklefri tzproducti on


Example
Soundtrack/
5
track
placeholder
 1) “We
No
Speak
Americano,”
by
Yolanda
Be
Cool
(when
Boris
flies
from
Kiev
to
the
U.S.)
 2) “Hate
My
Life,”
by
Theory
of
a
Deadman
(Boris
is
wrestling
alligators)
 3) “Pour
Some
Sugar
On
Me,”
by
Def
Leppard
(first
time
Boris
enters
the
strip
club)
 4) “This
Year’s
Love,”
by
David
Gray
(Boris
and
Samantha’s
first
kiss)
 5) “Let’s
Get
It
Started,”
by
the
Black
Eyed
Peas
(after
Boris
finds
out
he’s
and
American
citizen/
 the
end
of
the
movie)


Boris Really Loves America  

T 206 Group Project

Read more
Read more
Similar to
Popular now
Just for you