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The Mayo College

MAIL Go IPL!

Saturday, April 18, 2009

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Issue No. 11

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The 2009 Indian Premier League season or the IPL 2 will be hosted by South Africa and is scheduled between April 18 and May 24, 2009. IPL 2 is expected to be the second biggest cricket tournament in the world, after the Cricket World Cup, and will have an estimated television audience of more than 200 million people in India alone. Since the second season of the IPL coincided with multi-phase 2009 Indian general elections, India’s ruling United Progressive Alliance (UPA) refused to commit security by Indian paramilitary forces. As a result, the BCCI decided to host the second season of the league outside India. On March 24, 2009, the BCCI officially announced that the second season of the IPL will be held in South Africa. The IPL is expected to inject approximately US$100 million into South Africa’s local economy. In addition, the BCCI signed a Rs. 8,200 crores contract with Multi Screen Media to broadcast matches live from South Africa to India.

OPINION POLL This week’s poll which ipl team do you support? Submit your opinion on Mayoonline and in the next issue, let us see which is the most popular IPL Team in Mayo!

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IPL SCHEDULE OF THIS WEEK MI Vs CSK RR Vs RC DD Vs KXIP DC Vs KKR CSK Vs RC KXIP Vs KKR RR Vs MI RC Vs DC CSK Vs DD KKR Vs RR RC Vs KXIP MI Vs DC CSK Vs KKR

Cape Town Cape Town Cape Town Cape Town Port Elizabeth Durban Durban Cape Town Durban Cape Town Durban Durban Cape Town

April 18 April 18 April 19 April 19 April 20 April 21 April 21 April 22 April 23 April 23 April 24 April 25 April 25

4 p.m 8 p.m 4 p.m 8 p.m 8 p.m 4 p.m 8 p.m 8 p.m 4 p.m 8 p.m 8 p.m 4 p.m 8 p.m

Key: MI - Mumbai Indians CSK - Chennai Super Kings RR - Rajasthan Royals (Champions of IPL Season I) RC - Royal Challengers DD - Delhi Daredevils KXIP - Kings XI Punjab KKR - Kolkata Knight Riders DC - Deccan Chargers

CRAZY ABOUT IPL 2 ????? Are you a cricket freak and feel excited about the IPL 2? Then you have the chance see your ideas, feelings, match reports, poems and other interesting things about IPL printed in the Mail! Send us your writings on editor@mayocollege.com or give them in hand to any of the editors of the Mail. 1. The Mayo College Mail, Saturday, April 18


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THIS WEEK........ The Inter House Play and Music are around the corner. All the participants have sweated and worked hard to make their houses win. Now it’s time that their efforts would be viewed. Every house is trying to win the title and bag the Inter- Houses. We wish everyone good luck and look forward for a good show. May the best house win!

OPINION POLL Is the Tick system being taken advantage by the teachers ? NO 13.33% 10 VOTES

CAN’T SAY 2.67% 2 VOTES

YES 84% 63 VOTES

Next week’s poll - Which IPL Team do you support? (Submit your opinion on MAYOONLINE)

THIS WEEK’S CALENDER April 19 - National Garlic Day April 20 - Look Alike Day

NEW LIFE KRISHIT ARORA

The only thing I learnt, Is that ‘Life goes on’, It takes you from darkness to light, From dust to dawn. A new life with ups and downs Takes you from ground to sky, From penny to a million. It may take you high. It may go slow, Or may it take a strike, It might be a roller coaster, Or a slow and peaceful ride. Having more doesn’t matter, You should ask for the least. If you’re true at heart, Your life turns a feast. But you ought to be careful, Stay awake and don’t sleep. A new life also has another side, Which is dark, unsafe and deep.

April 21 - Kindergarten Day April 22 - National Jelly Day April 23 - Read a Me Day April 24 - National Pigs Day April 25 - National Bread Day

You move to darkness from light To dust from dawn, But I have only learnt That ‘Life goes on’. 2. The Mayo College Mail, Saturday, April 18


pieces W ITTICISM 1.) The road to success is always under construction. 2.) Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does milk. 3.) All the desirable things in life are either illegal or expensive. 4.) Since light travels faster than sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak. 5.) Everyone has a scheme of getting rich which never works. 6.) If at first you don’t succeed destroy all evidence that you ever tried. 7.) As soon as you mention something if it is good, it is taken; if it is bad, it happens. 8.) If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late the bus is still late. 9.) Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate. 10.) When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions. 11.) If you have paper, you don’t have a pen. If you have a pen, you don’t have paper. If you have both, no one calls. 12.) If you have bunked the class, the teacher has taken attendance. 13.) You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming. 14.) The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom. 15.) After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other. 16.) If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight. 17.) The last person to be fired or quit is responsible for all the errors until another person is fired or quits. 18.) Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker. 19. Behind every successful man there is a woman, behind every unsuccessful there are two.

REASONS WHY WE INDIANS CANNOT BE

TERRORISTS 1. We are always late - we would have missed the fl ight which was meant to be hijacked. 2. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves. 3. With free food & drinks on the plane, we would forget why we’re there in the first place 4. We talk with our hands - therefore we would have to put our weapons down. 5. We would ALL want to fl y the plane . 6. We would a argue and start a fight in the plane. 7. We can’t keep a secret ; we would have told everyone a week before doing it. 8. We would have put our country’s flag on the windshield. 9. We would have postponed the mission because a cricket match was going on that day 10. We would all have fallen over each other to be in the photograph being taken with one of the hostages.

KILLING ENGLISH “Sit down and get out” “I’ll give you a one chocolate” “He, Who, You…When?” “Make a line a straight” “Both the 3 of u stand in the 4 corners of the room”

Did you also hear any such dialogues in the campus? If yes, then you can send them to the Mail at editor@mayocollege.com. 3. The Mayo College Mail, Saturday, April 18


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ILLUSION t is impossible for most people to lick their own elbow!  crocodile cannot stick its tongue out!  shrimp’s heart is in its head! n a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand, or attempted to do so!

t is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky! he “sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick” is believed to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language!

f you sneeze too hard, you could fracture a rib! ats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could TONGUE TWISTER have over a million descendants!

Speak this line repeatedly as fast as you can with correct pronunciation!

earing headphones for just an hour could increase the

“I am not the pheasant plucker, I’m bacteria in your ear by 700 times! the pheasant plucker’s mate. I am only plucking pheasants ‘cause the pheasant f colouring wasn’t added to Coca-Cola, its colour would have been green! plucker’s running late.”

LIBRARY BOOKS Solo - Rana Dasgupta The Audacity Of Hope - Barack Obama Weed - Paro Anand Binu And The Great Wall - Su Tong India Takeaway - Hardeep Singh What Got You Here Won’t Get You There Marshall Goldsmith A Long Way Gone - Ishmael Beah

THIS WEEK Marley And Me - John Grogan

Online Edition: http://www.mayocollege.com/MayoNewsLetter.asp

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Editor-In-Chief: Mridul Godha Senior Editors: Krishit Arora, Sidharth Chugh, Kushagra Agarwal Associate Editors: Parth Parashar, , Tejas Singh Special Assistance: Mr. Rakesh Alfred Special Thanks To: Mr. D.S. Jhala and Computer Dept.

4. The Mayo College Mail, Saturday, April 18

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