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This is clearly a move away from diversity, against the spirit of free markets and competition, reducing consumer input and creating ever more opportunity for price fixing, monopolies and corrupt practices.

More sinister, though, is that electronic communication, unlike the printing press and wire signals, is by nature limited - we cannot create more radio and TV spectrum the way we can buy a new press or lay more wire/fiber.

Selling spectrum bandwidth with no guarantee of affordable transmission access for the rest of us is like allowing only the telephone company to make calls, while limiting everyone else to answering.

In this analogy, if you were determined to make a phone call, the cost would be so high that you would have to sell commercials to pay for it - and if the phone company didn't like your message, they would have no obligation to carry it.

With President Reagan's veto of the Fairness Doctrine, and the ever increasing loss of independent and minority voices from radio and TV, we are actually witnessing a critical undermining of democracy through the near absolute dominance of white, wealthy, corporate and largely neoconservative media control.

On June 2, the FCC, under General Powell's son, is getting ready to increase the barriers keeping free speech out of mass electronic media. Please exercise what free speech you still can and contact Congress.

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In the May 15, 2003 issue you published a letter titled "Load of Crap" in which Brad and Neda Canton asked, "Who is this Margaret Kearney anyway?" and then went on to suggest she is a stupid, unathletic woman with no kayaking experience.

Wrong. I am a professional educator, a woman who has run six marathons and competed in a variety of triathlons, including an Ironman. I am a woman with quite a bit of sea kayaking knowledge. In fact, I spent 32 days on a kayak trip in southern Alaska, as well as other trips in Florida, the outer banks of North Carolina and many whitewater trips. I am an accomplished outdoorswoman with a WFR (Wilderness First Responsder) certification. I also have been a sea kayaking instructor for three summers. So, I think that should clear up the misconceptions that Brad and Neda have about my lack of athletic ability and stupidity. I believe this will show them that they are the idiots for being so quick to judge when they know nothing about the situation.

Yes, I read the waiver and was told the winds might pick up. However, I was told

to return to La Perouse instead of continuing north to Ahihi Bay. I was not encouraged to join a tour, however. I do believe that more instructions need to be given for the safety of those involved. As you can see, I have quite a bit of experience on the water. I am not here to shut down the kayak companies. I enjoy having them on our island for residents and visitors to enjoy. I believe the ocean is our greatest asset and we need to take advantage of that.

However, people need to be given safety briefings to keep themselves safe from the inherent dangers that the ocean presents.

- Margaret Kearney, Via Email

THE GREATER OF TWO EVILS I agree with Travis when he gives the Democrats in Texas a hard time for playing old-school hardball with the Republicans there. They should have figured something out before they abandoned their posts. He doesn't mention, however, how Republicans then used Homeland Security funds to track down the Democrats. These are our most vital funds at this time. These funds are being reduced with the new tax-cut that just passed. States are writing bad checks on a daily basis, every time the code changes from yellow to orange. These limited funds were used to further political motives.

Who was the worse offender in this situation...?

- Art Madison, Lahaina

LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE What can we do if our President lies to us?

With Richard Nixon we used the highest law of the land, our Constitution, to impeach him.

Impeachment is a remedy for abuse of power. George W. Bush lied to us. He said Iraq was a danger to us and began an illegal preemptive war. He is responsible for the unnecessary deaths of unknown thousands of Iraqi soldiers and civilians as well as the deaths of our own soldiers. He used the overwhelming power of our weapons of mass destruction and he did it, he said, because he feared a small army with few modern weapons thousands of miles from us. He is a dangerous and destructive tyrant who is tearing apart our bonds with the rest of the world. Our remedy is the impeachment of George W. Bush.

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STD’S 1. At what age do most persons become sexually active?

2. Have you ever been tested for a sexually transmitted disease?

3. Who, in your view, is most at risk for contracting a sexually transmitted disease? (age group, socio-economic, race, gender, education, etc.)

4. Not one case of syphilis had been reported over the last 20 years in Hawaii. Recently, syphilis has reappeared and is now identified as one of the fastest growing STDs in the area. Why do you think that is?

5. What percentage of infected individuals does not know they have a sexually transmitted disease?

6. Do you think that people in Hawaii are responding to the STD problem with the respect it deserves? If yes, in what ways?

7. Do you practice unprotected sex?

8. How do you define “safe sex”?

DEAN WONG Director of HIV Prevention and Education Maui AIDS Foundation 1. Okay, let me clarify. Are you specifically talking about Maui? (We’re focusing on Maui.) Okay…according to national statistics - (No, according to what you think) - I think 14.

2. Ages 15-24. (Any other specifics on that?) Um…No, that age group is pretty inclusive of a sexually transmitted disease.

3. Why do I think that is? I think there is a stronger resurgence of people having unprotected sex. I think that the age group I mentioned is engaging more in unprotected sex because they define sex differently than other generations. For example, oral sex is not seen as sex amongst a younger age group. I also think that syphilis is so easily contractible that it can be transmitted via contact, very easy contact, so it doesn’t have to involve intercourse. Because syphilis can go unrecognized and a person can have syphilis without having symptoms, the people are transmitting the disease without even knowing that they have it. So all of those factors.

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thing like syphilis, where you can have it and not have symptoms, that number is extremely high.

It may be as high as 60 percent of people who could have syphilis and not know they have it.

With HIV that number is also very high.

5. No. And I mean that on a state level, on a county level and on a community level. That I’d like to be very clear about.

6. No. 7. If you ask some people if they practice safe sex, they will say yes because they use condoms during vaginal or anal sex but they don’t use a condom when performing oral sex. It’s very different depending on who you ask.

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“JESSICA” Sexually active 16-year-old Attends school in Hawaii 1. Most people around either the end of their freshman year or beginning of their sophomore year. So about 15.

2. Yes. 3. It’s not really any one specific genre of person. It’s more who’s more promiscuous, who doesn’t really use protection, who is less careful about what they do.

4. Well, it probably went from everybody being a little bit more careful, I think after the ‘60s people started being a little bit more careful, but then lately everyone has kind of gone back to a little bit of the feel of the ‘60s. Maybe more people from the mainland moving back to Hawaii and stuff is starting it a little bit more.

5. There are a lot of them. I just learned this in health class but I don’t remember the numbers.

(Just ballpark…) Like 75 percent, I think.

(How many of your friends have an STD that you know of?) None of them…that I know of.

6. Not really. I think people kind of ignore it.

7. No. 8. There isn’t really “safe sex” but you just have to be careful, like use birth control and condoms and just be really careful.

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2. Yes. 3. Teens.

4. Gosh…because people don’t get tested for it. A lot of people just say ‘it’s an infection’ and try to treat it with over-the-counter medication, which is not correct.

5. About 80 percent.

6. No. 7. Yes. (Under what circumstances, if any do you feel it is okay to have unprotected sex?)

None…Well, I guess there is, huh? It would be like if they’re married or if they’re going to be with their partner for a while. (So I asked you if you practiced unprotected sex and you said, ‘yes’ so did we misunderstand each other or…)No, that’s…yes.

8. Abstinence.

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A man escaped in February after robbing a Wienerschnitzel drive-thru in North Long Beach, Calif.; identifying him was difficult because he had smeared what appeared to be chocolate pudding over his face. And Edwin Lockhart, 48, had less success than that robbing a Sun Trust bank in Palatka, Fla., receiving a 10-year sentence in April; he was identified despite having stuck several sanitary napkins on his face.

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Responding to a February incident in St. Clair Shores, Mich., in which a girl performed oral sex on a boy during a middle-school class (both were suspended), the superintendent and the principal wrote to parents: "Just like our country was shocked into awareness when never-before acts of terrorism occurred in New York City, our district was shocked into awareness when middleschool students engaged in indecent acts in the classroom." (The boy's parents filed a lawsuit over the suspension, pointing out that their son was a "victim" in that, when the girl started, he had no "legal duty" to resist.)

In May, a second Indian mayor, Amarnath Yadav of Gorakhpur, was removed from office because "he," a eunuch, had run as a female but was declared by a court to be just an effeminate male and thus ineligible to seek a femalereserved electoral office. Also in May, the South African Rugby Football Union fined its Golden Lions about US$4,000 for momentarily having only two black players on the field, when league rules require a minimum of three at all times.

PEOPLE DIFFERENT FROM US Convicted killer Roderick Ferrell, 23, asked for a new trial in March, telling a judge in Tavares, Fla., that he had an inadequate defense at his 1996 murder trial. Ferrell had admitted then that he was the leader of a teenaged, goth-outfitted "vampire clan" that often cut their arms open to suck each other's blood and which murdered the parents of one of its members. Ferrell told the

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judge this time that he had been seeing a psychiatrist in 1996, whereupon the judge asked who had originally told him he needed help; Ferrell replied, "The school, the sheriff's office, my mom.

Basically the whole city."

While two co-appellants chose to have lawyers represent them before the Supreme Court of Canada in their challenge of their marijuana convictions, David Malmo-Levine spoke for himself, addressing the justices for 40 minutes on May 6, arguing that his right of "substance orientation" was similar to someone's right of sexual orientation. After his session (which he began by waving hello to the justices), Malmo-Levine revealed that his entire courtroom wardrobe was made of hemp and that he had taken a few hits of hashish beforehand. Said he, "I was happy, hungry and relaxed, but I was not impaired."

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MASTERS OF DISGUISE

READERS' CHOICE And in May, Microsoft's British division announced it was developing an Internetready portable outhouse with computer and plasma screen, to be unveiled this summer at various British festivals; Microsoft headquarters then told reporters the project was a hoax, but after consulting with the British division, headquarters conceded that it was a real project but said it was being discontinued.

UNDIGNIFIED DEATHS Tobacco Kills: A 72-year-old woman accidentally, fatally set herself on fire while filling her cigarette lighter (Somerville, Mass., February).

BY CHUCK SHEPHERD

A trucking company was ordered to pay a $2.7 million legal judgment because its only employee smoking area was across a 100-yard, poorly lighted parking lot, where a 55-year-old smoker was accidentally run over returning from a break (Pittsburgh, Pa., February). A 42-year-old man died of head injuries caused when he opened the door of a moving car to spit tobacco juice and fell out (Mineral Wells, W.Va., March).

GOVERNMENT IN ACTION Government at War With Itself: The San Francisco Chronicle reported in March that local priest and accused child-molester Austin Peter Keegan was able to avoid arrest for six months largely through government funding (i.e., the Social Security Administration, which continued to pay his benefits until he was arrested in Mexico on March 1). And prosecu-

tors in Tampa urged a federal magistrate not to grant bail to accused terrorist supporter Sami al-Arian, on the grounds that if granted bail, he surely will flee the country; meanwhile, immigration authorities announced that they have begun the legal steps necessary, in the event alArian is granted bail, to deport him.

ALSO, IN THE LAST MONTH ...

Police chief Beverly Lennen instituted an advance-reservations system at the jail, to serve activists who wanted to be arrested protesting a visit by President Bush (Santa Fe, N.M.). The museum director who housed Marco Evaristti's installation, in which patrons were invited to turn on a live goldfishcontaining blender, was acquitted of animal cruelty charges because the two unlucky fish died instantly (Copenhagen, Denmark).

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Operation Iraqi Eradication The Rise of a Bigger, Better Taliban WE TOLD YOU SO We warned the Bush Administration that invading Iraq would destabilize the Middle East and spread radical antiAmerican Islamism. We told the American people that taking out Saddam Hussein without a viable government to replace him would open a vacuum for anarchy, civil war and a power grab by radical Iranian-backed Shiite clerics.

Now the antiwar movement's doomsday scenarios have been fulfilled so completely that military history scarcely mentions a more thoroughly botched endeavor--and we'll be living with the fallout for years.

When we argued that Donald Rumsfeld's low-budget occupation of Iraq would turn out as disastrously as it had in Afghanistan, right-wing Republicans called us stupid and unAmerican. Now that we've been proven correct on every count, is it too much to expect an apology? Maybe so. Given George W. Bush's performance on the economy and the war on terrorism (where's Osama?

Saddam? the WMDs? the surplus?), betting against him hardly makes one a prophet. And no one is less pleased with the speed and totality of the Iraqi catastrophe than those of us who called it in advance.

THE SLICING OF THE IRAQI MELON As I predicted last July, the war has

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bloody civil wars and ethnic cleansing could sweep across Turkey to Eastern Europe and the Caucasus--potentially claiming hundreds of thousands of lives. But why dwell on the negative: It's two liberations for the price of one!

Regrettably, free Kurdistan looks a lot like Taliban-controlled Afghanistan: women under wraps, blood feuds, medieval Islamism.

"Kurdish political parties today are not that different from the tribes of the 18th century," notes David McDowall, author of "A Modern History of the Kurds." "You don't get democracy as an end product." And what's left of Iraq looks even worse.

meant the end of a unified Iraq and the beginning of chaos throughout the Middle East. The former northern "no-fly zone" is already openly referred to by Kurdish officials as the incipient Islamic Republic of Kurdistan. "It's etiquette, like a game," says Farhad Pirbal of Erbil University. "[Kurdish] politicians say what the Americans want to hear"--that they want to remain part of Iraq.

But, he continues, "more than 80 percent of the people are for independence." Since Turkish reticence prompted the Pentagon to invade Iraq from the south, only small numbers of American forces entered the Kurdish zone, which has since remained under control of peshmerga guerillas.

On May 23, U.S. and British occupation authorities formally endorsed the permanent partition of Iraq, setting the stage for Kurdish statehood. Even as U.S. civilian administrator Paul Bremer officially dissolved Iraq's armed forces, allied commander Lt. Gen. David McKiernan announced that the peshmerga would be allowed to keep its automatic weapons and heavy artillery—becoming Kurdistan's de facto army. A few days later, Kurdish leaders announced plans to continue expanding their territory. "Now we are back in Mosul," regional governor Nechirvan Barzani told The New York Times. "We control Senjar and Mosul provinces. We want to add the other parts of Kurdistan."

The most significant "other part" lies across the Iraqi-Turkish border. If Turkish Kurds armed by their Iraqi counterparts fight to attach southeastern Turkey to Iraqi Kurdistan,

THE COMING SHIITE ISLAMIC REVOLUTION The Supreme Council for Islamic Revolution in Iraq (SCIRI) is angry that the U.S. has endorsed a Kurdish, but not a Shiite, army.

"We will not accept that other militias will be allowed to stay there with their weapons while we will not be there with ours," says a spokesman for Ayatollah Muhammad Bakr alHakim, the leader of SCIRI who recently returned from exile in Iran.

SCIRI and other Shiite groups are already using their weapons and demographics--60 percent of Iraqis are Shia Muslims--to transform Saddam Hussein's modern secular dictatorship into a fundamentalist Islamic state melding Iranian Shiaism to Taliban-style Sharia law. Incredibly, American occupation forces are working with, and even financing, these anti-American zealots.

On May 2, influential Mullah Murtada

Sadr, son of an ayatollah famously murdered under Saddam, called for Sharia law in Iraq.

"The banning of alcohol and the wearing of the veil should be spread to all and not only to Muslims," Sadr told followers in Kufa, near Najaf. "Alcohol and the display of a woman's body are forbidden for us Muslims, as they are for Christians, upon whom I call to give up these banned things." In Baghdad Imam Mohammed al-Fartussi upped the ante on May 16, threatening those who show "indecent films" and "sinful women" who consort with foreigners, especially Americans.

"If in a week from now they do not change their attitude, the murder of these women is sanctioned (by Islam)," Fartussi raged. "This warning also goes out to sellers of alcohol, radios and televisions. The torching of cinemas would be permitted."

Shiite militias that control Baghdad's vast Sadr City slum are already enforcing the mullahs' diktats. Sheik Kadhem al-Fartusi, who asserts that "Islam and all religions forbid alcohol," runs a local gang that beats liquor vendors and men who refuse to grow beards. "He's the primary shaker and mover here," U.S. Special Operations Maj. Arthur P. Vidal told The Times. Special ops troops pay Fartusi's religious police with "bricks of Iraqi dinars."

Presidents Reagan and Bush I armed and funded similar men with identical religious and political beliefs in Afghanistan during the 1980s and 1990s. The result was Al Qaeda, the Taliban, Osama bin Laden, September 11, 2001.

So why the hell are we doing it again?

(Ted Rall is the author of "Gas War: The Truth Behind the American Occupation of Afghanistan," an analysis of the underreported Trans-Afghanistan Pipeline project and the real motivations behind the war on terrorism.

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2003 DaKine Classic Or, How Mother Nature Gets The Last Laugh

Aldo Tassara is standing on the sand at Kanaha Beach Park, gazing out at the gorgeous Maui sky and waves. He’s a local videographer, out to film this year’s DaKine Classic, the first big windsurfing competition of the Summer Race Series.

“I went there to shoot video of a friend in the race and interview a model,” he said.

“Mother Nature stopped me from shooting video, but allowed me to spend time with an interesting, beautiful woman.”

Racers came from as far away as San Francisco and New Zealand to ride in the May 24 race, but it was for naught.

Despite rigorous preparation by event organizers, the storm gods had other plans. The whole week before was windy and sunny, but race day on Saturday was chilly and calm.

The race was supposed to begin at 11:30.

Spectators tried to make the best of it though.

By one o’clock, calls of “beer-thirty” went out as coolers popped opened a little earlier than expected. Several racers exchanged their sugary energy drinks for more satisfying Steinlagers. Families read magazines such as Better Homes and Gardens, and Island Living, talked about their golf games or just strolled down the beach. One guy attempted to teach his three-year-old daughter to windsurf not far from a middle-aged man trying to teach himself.

“People tend to take everything for granted, but it really is a miracle if everything goes exactly as planned and there are perfect waves and wind,” said long-time windsurfer and would-be participant Jacques Pauvert.

“That’s just the way nature goes, so we have to keep a positive philosophy and go with the

flow. Nature says ‘I’m the one who makes the rules.’ It is like when you meet a special girl and everything just flows, it doesn’t happen often so it is great when everything goes perfect. We windsurf to get beat up by nature and we just accept it. People never know when the good will come, so you learn to accept what happens in life.”

Event organizers said they hope to reschedule the competition for June 1, assuming the storm gods agree. After that, five more races are left in the Series that will take place at Kanaha Beach Park every other Saturday until August 2, so Maui’s windsurfers will continue to come out ready to compete, or at least party a little. MTW

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Lisa Loeb

Sharp tunes, pointy glasses & Ginsu knives

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W

hen the curtain slowly creeps up on June 8 at the McCoy Theatre, you won’t see a big band, back up dancers or bright, fiery lights. Instead, the vanishing of the curtain will commence an acoustic performance from the talented songwriter, Lisa Loeb.

“It will be a very intimate night,” Loeb said. “It will feel more like a living room than a theatre.”

This visit to the Maui Arts and Cultural Center in Kahului will be Loeb’s first time performing on Maui. She will be promoting her new album, “Hello Lisa”. The title was constructed as an emulation of the Hello Kitty brand name of collectibles and clothing, which Loeb loves. This same source largely influenced the cover of her album.

In addition to this being her Maui premiere, this is also her first acoustic tour. Prior to this tour, Loeb had performed acoustic sets throughout the country under other circumstances and she began to realize that the more she played acoustic, the more she enjoyed it.

Loeb doesn’t improvise, per se, during the show but she said the feel of the show is improvisational. She says she is able to express herself freely as an artist through her stories.

Loeb got her first break in 1994 when “Stay (I Missed You)”, a song that she wrote and performed, was included on the soundtrack to the motion picture “Reality Bites”. The song earned her a Grammy nomination and a Brit Award. At the time, she was the first and only artist not signed to a major label to earn such major accolades.

Her debut album, “Tails”, which featured, “Stay (I Missed You)” was released in 1995.

This album went gold and earned Loeb her second Grammy nomination. In 1997, Loeb released her second album, “Firecracker”. The single, “I Do” was a top 20 hit and earned Loeb yet another shot at a Grammy. She toured incessantly through both albums.

When you think of Loeb, you may be reminded of her big glasses, her sleek look and her fingers strumming chords on her guitar.

Behind it all is a very talented songwriter. Her previous albums contain songs that were written entirely by Loeb. Her last album is a collaborative effort with other songwriters. She said that working with other people was a great learning experience for her. Creating with other writers is like painting a picture, Loeb said. One writer will pick an amazing color that the other would never think to use.

She also likens co-writing to the process involved with shooting a movie.

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Dweezil Zappa. The festival is intended to help songwriters succeed in the business. It was a four-day event filled with profound teaching in and discussions about songwriting, a songwriting competition, concerts, open mic sessions and guitar pulls. Loeb performed each night as well as taught during the day.

Loeb is very interested in the Hawaiian culture as well as the music. She is hoping to get some ukulele lessons in before the Maui show so that she can perform some songs on stage.

Learning about more traditional art and artists is important to Loeb. It is a good idea as a musician to be influenced by different types of music other than just mainsteam.

You will not see Loeb getting sucked into the pop/dance/shake your booty genre of music.

She is all about her music and not the fame.

“I feel like fame is more of a result of having success,” Loeb said. “I don’t have a goal to be famous. It’s just a result of playing music.”

While growing up in Texas, Loeb was a dancer but she has no plans of ever incorporating the dance element into her music or performance. She does plan to take Hula lessons while she is in Hawaii.

Her show on Maui will include informal storytelling through her music to add yet another element to her performance. She will take requests from the audience and Zappa will add an element of rock to the show. Local singer/songwriter and musician Gail Swanson will open for Loeb on Sunday, at the McCoy Theater, Maui Arts & Cultural Center. Tickets are limited, so call the box office at 242-SHOW quickly! MTW “We (the writers) would get to a certain stanza and I would say, ‘I want this to be factual or to be philosophical’ and the other writer would help me to discuss exactly what I was trying to say.”

Since Loeb wrote with other songwriters, she feels that the songs have more clarity and listeners can better understand the stories behind them, as well as the focus of her music. Her inspirations and lyrics come from everywhere when she writes. Loeb is able to develop a song from her own experiences, things she reads and from words that she hears. While on a golfing trip on the island of Lana’i, Loeb ended up not golfing at all. Instead, she spent the majority of her time writing for her next album.

What makes her new album different from her previous albums is the presence of multiple inputs and players in writing, production and expression of her music and also the variety of genres included. As we have estab-

lished, she co-wrote on this album instead of attacking the task completely on her own.

She also worked with several producers in addition to undertaking production responsibilities herself. As a result, this effort is more extreme than her others. She combined acoustic, pop and rock on the album and the songs themselves are more extreme than her past products.

In addition to touring in Japan, Europe and in the U.S., Loeb has been in the studio. In the television studio, that is. She has been working on a new television show for the Food Network with her boyfriend, Dweezil Zappa. It will integrate cooking, traveling and music in one show. Loeb will be the host and the show is going into production immediately.

Last week, Loeb attended and taught writing seminars on Kaua’i for the Kaua’i Music Festival. It brought together writers such as Jeff Cohen, Hugh Prestwood and, logically,

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The restaurant is a short elevator ride up to the second floor. There’s open air dining on the poolside patio as well as enclosed seating near the bar and the buffet tables (I know where I’m sitting).

My strategically chosen seat, like the rest of my surroundings, is comfortably functional.

Tonight they’re offering a seafood lover’s buffet with lobster, seafood, prime rib and tempura. A big, steaming pile of King Crab legs sits near my position like a triumphant, barbaric altar, and though I swoon to their song I decide to remain civilized and start with a selection from the salad bar. A huge bowl of lettuce flanks smaller containers of standard salad veggies and dressings. Platters of rolled sushi, glistening rows of sashimi, crocks of kimchee, fruit, cheese, and peeland-eat shrimp complete the cold bar spread, and a liberal helping of all of the above should do nicely for a petite, predinner salad.

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Only as I staggered back to my table did I notice the posted sign warning of an extra charge for uneaten food. I think I may be in trouble. Well, with a slow, methodical approach and some determination, I should be able to eat my way out of this problem. And eat through it I did, filling my gut near to bursting for only $25.00.

This particular hedonistic feast is available Fridays and Saturdays. Sundays feature a Teppanyaki buffet ($25.00), Mondays are for meat lovers with all-you-can-eat Shabu Shabu (thinly sliced beef cooked in hot broth with peanut and ponzu sauce) and Hand Roll sushi ($23.00), Tuesdays and Wednesdays offer sushi and Japanese buffet ($23.00), and Thursdays are for crab leg lovers (along with lovers of prime rib, seafood, and chef’s specials for $34.00). Children between the ages of five and ten get in for reduced prices.

The Maui Beach Hotel, like the cool northerly winds that sweep through its grounds, is a refreshing change of pace with a low frills, all about the food kind of approach. And I was able to cut my swath of gluttonous destruction in just over thirty minutes, with plenty of time to meet my friends for my anticipated night of revelry.

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Greek Bistro - Moderately priced Greek and Continental Cuisine. Open for dinner 5-10pm. Kai Nani Village, 2511 S. Kihei Rd. 879-9330 Harlow’s Restaurant - Enjoy fine dining among the cozy and chic furniture and great sunset views. 2511 S. Kihei Rd. 879–1954 Harry’s Sushi Bar - Japanese cuisine with fresh & delicious sushi, open 5pm to midnight daily. 100 Ike Drive, Wailea 879-7677 Horhitos Mexican Cantina - Burritos, salads, appetizers and “Food for Gringos”, too! Located next to Hapa’s Nightclub. Open 5pm to 2am Mon.-Sat. Lipoa St. 891-MEXI Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and Polynesian cuisine oceanside. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900 Kai Ku Ono - A tapas-style menu, where everything is ala carte, special late night menu. 2511 S. Kihei Rd. 875–1007 Kihei Caffe - Affordable breakfast & lunch with lanai seating, hearty portions, tasty sandwiches, huli chicken, and fresh fish. 1945 S. Kihei Rd. 879-2230 La Creperie - French cuisine in a stylish and comfortable atmosphere. Serving escargot, ratatouille, and many other dishes. 1913 S. Kihei Rd. 891–0822 Life’s a Beach - Food & drinks in a fun atmosphere.

Best Mex, nachos, burritos, prime rib, and grilled mahimahi are just some of the specialties. 1913 S. Kihei Rd. 891–8010 Lobster Cove - Seafood, steak, lobster at its best in a relaxed and casual atmosphere. Open 5pm to midnight daily. 100 Ike Dr. 879–7677 Longhi’s Wailea - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees with many not listed on the menu. Ask the server for details. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr. 891–8883 LuLu’s - Ribs, burgers, chicken wings & Black ‘n Blue Ahi and more in a fun, upbeat tiki-fied atmosphere with a great bar and huge deck. 1945 S. Kihei Rd. 8799944 Ma`alaea Grill - Reasonably priced fine dining over-

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Ma`alaea Harbor Village Shops. 243–2206 Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and Continental cuisine. Open for dinner daily from 5pm. Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli Street. 244-9028 Marco’s South Side Grill - A lavish and beautiful setting, compliments the hearty Italian food and excellent wines. 1445 S. Kihei Rd. 874–4041 Mulligan’s On the Blue - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’Irish food, whiskey and beer.

Breakfast is served till 3PM. 100 Kaukahi St. Wailea 874–1131 Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining in open air and elegance with amazing seafood dishes and fresh fish preparations. Kea Lani Hotel.

879–7224 Pita Paradise - Good food, fast. Serving up a mean Mediterranean-style “gyro”, salads or wraps, Kihei Kalama Village Center. 875–7679 Roy’s Kihei Bar & Grill - Mouth-watering Hawaiian Fusion entrees in a spacious and upbeat atmosphere. Open nightly from 5:30 to 10pm, Fine dining, reservations recommended.

Piilani Shopping Center, 303 Piikea Ave. 8911120 Sansei Restaurant - Japanese based Pacific Rim dining, sushi bar and late night menu.

Award winning cuisine, early bird and late night specials. 1881 S. Kihei Rd. 879–0004 Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary dining near the water’s edge. Private VIP table available. 2980 S. Kihei Road. 875–7555 Sausage Shack - Sausage sandwiches, even chicken or turkey, killer burgers and healthy vegetarian stuff. Sip a beer or margarita outside on the lanai. 1913 S. Kihei Rd. 874–6444 Spago - Gourmet cuisine as presented by world-famous chef-owner Wolfgang Puck,

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UPCOUNTRY Cafe Des Amis - Charming cafe with delicious sweet & savory crepes and Mediterranean fare. 42 Baldwin Ave. 579-6323 Cakewalk Paia Bakery - High quality baked goods, sandwiches & specialty cakes. 2 Baldwin Ave., Paia.

579-8770 Casanova’s - First class service, first class food. Fine Italian dining at night and Makawao’s favorite deli by day. 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao. 572–0220 Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Hankering for some grub? Charley’s serves it hearty and healthy from breakfast to dinner. 142 Hana Hwy., Pa`ia.

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Cow Country Cafe - Homestyle breakfast and lunch in a decidedly bovine atmosphere. 7 Aewa Pl., Pukalani. 572-2395 Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining in a charming atmosphere. Chef Beverly Gannon’s awardwinning menu. 900 Hali`imaile Rd, Hali`imaile.

572–2666 Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking with aloha-filled ambience and local musicians. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery. 575-2661 Hokus Pokus - Vegetarian and Vegan cuisine. Open 3-9pm. 115 Baldwin Ave., Paia. 579-9144 Island Tacos - Taco stand with fresh, made-to-order fish, beef, and chicken tacos. Daily, from 11am-4pm.

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810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere, with a sushi bar, indoor and lanai dining.

120 Hana Hwy, Pa`ia. 579–8844 Kimura Saimin Shop - Casual atmosphere, simple, affordable menu with fresh ingredients done right! 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery. 575-5228 Kitada’s - Saimin for breakfast is a standard. Teri beef, hamburger steak, tofu and hekka all available.

3617 Baldwin Ave., Makawao. 572–7241 Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Upcountry’s familystyle restaurant with sweeping views of the island.

Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Haleakala Highway. 878-1535 Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Open 6am to 10pm Sun. thru Thurs. - 6am to midnight Fri. and Sat. 137 Hana Highway, Paia. 579-6009 Lynne’s Cafe - Affordable homestyle local food including breakfast, plate lunch, chow fun & more!

Catering available. 810 Kokomo Rd. 575-9363 Makawao Steak House - Classic and comfortable menu with daily fish preparations and salad bar. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao. 572-8711 Mama’s Fish House - Fresh island fish with fresh local ingredients at “Maui’s favorite restaurant.” 799 Poho Pl., Kuau. 579–8448 Maui’s Best Tamales & Local Food - Authentic, fresh & tasty mexican cuisine along with local favorites. 81 Makawao Ave/Pukalani Square 573-2998 Milagros Food Co. - South American cusine with an island influence. Best people watching spot in Pa`ia! 3 Baldwin St. 579–8755 Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific rim dining for vegetarians and meat eaters. Bakery provides wonderful goodies for the sweet tooth. 71 Baldwin Ave., Pa`ia.

579–9999 Pa`ia Fish Market - By serving fresh local Hawaiian fish daily, they are the hot spot for seafood lovers without the upscale pocket. 100 Hana Hwy., Pa`ia.

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WEST MAUI Athens Greek Restaurant - Affordable and authentic gyros, shish kebabs, falafels and more!

Ya’Sou! Lahaina Cannery Mall 661-4300 A&J Kitchen, Deli & Bakery - Choose from American, Hawaiian, Korean and Chinese cuisines.

Bakery with cakes & cookies. Lahaina Center.

667–0623 Ba-Le - French Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin & more. Lahaina Cannery Mall 661-5566 Banyan Tree - “Eclectic Pacific Cuisine with a Hawaiian Twist.” Lodge atmosphere, ocean views.

Ritz Carlton Kapalua. 669–6200 BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies with live music nightly. 730 Front St. 661-0700.

Blue Lagoon - Casual dining with local grinds, surrounded by waterfalls and palm trees. Wharf Cinema Center. 661–8141 Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Fine Southern foods, with Forrest Gump movie memorabilia and logo wear.

889 Front St. 661–3111 Cafe O’Lei - Oceanfront dining featuring light and healthy yet hearty gourmet lunch and dinner.

Delicious salads and Focaccia sandwiches. 839 Front St. 661–9491 Cafe Sauvage - Gourmet, hearty, satisfying fare in an unpretentious setting. Extensive beer and wine menu, after-dinner cordials, and desserts! 844 Front St. 661–7600 Canoes - Casual yet elegant dining serving a combination of island-inspired contemporary and traditional cuisine.1450 Front St. 661–0937

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DININGLISTINGS CJ’s Deli & Diner - Reasonably priced “comfort foods” such as Reuben sandwiches, pot roast, freshly baked pies, and more! Open daily from 5:30am-6pm. 2580 Kekaa Drive Fairway Shops, Kaanapali 667-0968 Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a Mexican accent. Oceanview dining & Margarita bar - serving breakfast, lunch & dinner. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189 David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine dining in the intimate dining room on the ground floor of the Lahaina Inn building. 127 Lahainaluna.

667–5117 Erik’s Seafood Grotto - Fresh seafood and sushi - great steamers! Open nightly. BYOB. 843 Wainee St., Lahaina 669-4806 Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian dining with pizza and pasta from $6-$25. Open 11am to 12am daily. 505 Front Street, 661-8112.

Gazebo Restaurant - Full breakfast and lunch menu, casual atmosphere, beautiful oceanside setting. 5315 Lower Honoapiilani Rd, 669-5621.

Gerard’s - Fine French dining in Lahaina. Rich, flavorful yet light foods await your taste buds.

174 Lahainaluna. 661–8939 Fish & Game Brewing Co. & Rotisserie - Maui’s own restaurant brewery, with rotisserie grill, featuring steak, seafood, and ambience, Also, late-night menu served until 1:30am! 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy. 669-3474 Fleming’s On the Green - Fine dining, on the golf course. Delicate raviolis, to the Filet Mignon, wonderful sauces. 2000 Village Rd., Kapalua 665–1000.

Hard Rock Cafe - Good American food at decent prices amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. Love All-Serve All. 900 Front St. 667–7400 Hecocks - Italian restaurant & cocktail lounge

oceanside. Breakfast, lunch and dinner. 505 Front St., Lahaina 661-8810 Honokowai Okazuya & Deli - Gourmet plate lunches, sandwiches and pastas prepared as you order. Take out available. 3600-D Lower Honoapi`ilani Hwy. 665–0512 House of Saimin - Ono homemade Saimin, chicken sticks, and Haupia pie are just some of the local favorites here.Old Lahaina Center. 667–7572 Hula Grill - Barefoot Bar and beachside dining in a 1940’s style. Menu is a seafood lover’s delight.

Whaler’s Village. 667–6636 i`o - Pacific Rim cuisine among awesome sunset views, and indoor or outdoor dining. 505 Front St. 661–8422 Java Jazz - Coffee bar and restaurant with great food, ecclectic atmosphere, loungey ambience.

Open for breakfast, lunch & dinner. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd. 667-0787 Johnny’s Burger Joint - The greatest burgers on the west side, served late, with bar and pool table!

2395 Honoapiilani Hwy, Kaanapali. 661-4500 Kahuna Kabob - Healthy food, low prices! Soups, brown rice, veggies & kabobs, will deliver. Lahaina Marketplace. 661–9999 Kimo’s - Fresh fish, prime rib, and their famous Hula Pie, oceanside dining. 845 Front St. 661–4811 Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar, featuring teppanyaki cooking and fabulous sushi.

Dinner nightly from 5:30-10pm., Sushi 5:30-11:30pm.

136 DickensonSt., Lahaina 667-5555 Lahaina Coolers - Off the beaten path “surf bistro”, Good food, good quality, late night menu. 80 Dickenson St., Lahaina 661–7082 Lahaina Fish Co. - Chef’s Signature Pacific Rim Specialties prepared with fresh island fish, and seafood, dine on the oceanside lanai. 831 Front St. 661–3472 Leilani’s On The Beach - Relaxed beachfront din-

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667–7794 Moose McGillicuddy’s - Great value, large portions, all you can eat specials and merry atmosphere. 844 Front St. 667–7758 Nachos Grande - Fresh mexican food fast.

Vegetarian too. Honokowai Marketplace. 662–0890 Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Sushi rolls, sashimi, various Japanese appetizers, sandwiches and more.

Maui Marriott, Kaanapali 667–1200 ext. 51 Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimpon-the-barbie, and the Bloomin’ Onion in a casual and lively atmosphere. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana 665-1822 Pacific’O - Elegant oceanfront award-winning contemporary Pacific cuisine. 505 Front St. 667-4341.

Pancho & Lefty’s - Delicious and spicy appetizers, traditional and specialty Mexican food. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina 661–4666 Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s inexpensive Italian bistro with homestyle pasta, pizza and salad. 180 Dickenson St., Suite 113. 661–6633 Pioneer Inn - Breakfast, lunch & dinner daily, with live entertainment nightly. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina 661-36362 Plantation House Restaurant - Hawaiian Mediterranean cuisine. Breakfast, lunch & dinner daily. 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua. 669-6299 Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Known for their choice award winning beef. Gourmet steaks and seafood overlooking the Ka`anapali Golf Course’s 18th hole. 2290 Ka`anapali Pkwy, 667–7477 Roy’s Nicolina Restaurant - A quiet ambiance suffuses this dining experience, enhanced by the Pacific Rim cuisine. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, upstairs. 669–5000 Rusty Harpoon Restaurant and Tavern Quench thirst, satiate hunger, and watch sports.

Large parties welcome. Whalers Village. 661–3123 Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA Prime Steak, fine wines. Dinner served nightly. 900 Front St., Lahaina 661-8815 Sansei Seafood Restaurant and Sushi Bar D.K. Kodama has combined the highest quality sushi bar infused with Hawai`i’s cultural flavors. 115 Bay Drive #115., Kapalua. 669–6286 Sea House Restaurant - Looking out over incredible Napili Bay, dining is an amazing experience here under the direction of Chef Michael Gallager. 5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy. 669–1500 Sir Wilfred’s - Lahaina Cannery Malls gourmet coffee house and cafe. Soups, Salads and Sandwiches grace this simple menu. Lahaina Cannery. 667–1941 Spats Trattoria - Step into old Northern Italy.

Tables are private, the Antipasti serves two. The Hyatt Regency. 667–4727 Sports Club Kahana Grill - Upscale, healthy restaurant inside Sports Club Kahana. Breakfast, lunch & take-out. 4327 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Rd. 669-3539 Swan Court - One of the top ten romantic restaurants in the world, extensive list of contemporary fine wines. Hyatt Regency Maui. 667–4727 Thai Chef - Thai food like you’ve never had it, curry, pad thai, summer rolls and more. Old Lahaina Center. 667–2814 Tropica - Enjoy the fire and ice-themed restaurant where the cold food and drink bar is tucked between two “volcanoes.” The Westin Maui.

667–2525 Whale’s Tale - All open-air lanai dining. Casual dining, specials, large portions. 672 Front St. 667–4044

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boot of Italy and is home to some of the most ancient hanging vine areas in the region dating back as far as five centuries before Christ.

As Italy’s largest region, Sicily originally focused on mass quantity production rather than high-quality wines. Until recently, Sicilian wines were not viewed with any type of esteem but of late, efforts have been made to offer a list of more respected labels.

The winery estate of Tasca D'Almerita known as Regaleali, has been one of the leaders in this movement. The estate also boasts a culinary school, which was one of the institutions that pioneered the practice of bringing Americans to Italy in efforts to better their knowledge of Italian cuisine and wine.

Beneficiaries of their program, or ones like it, include Alice Waters and Julia Childs.

Their Bianco, made from a blend of pure Italian varietals (Inzolia, Sauvignon-Tasca and Cataprato as we know them) is a clean and clear, refreshing wine that is vinified in stainless steel tanks for about six months.

It is a youthful white with an aroma of green apple and bananas and a refreshing, crisp taste that has a surprisingly creamytextured finish. Try this great white with your next backyard BBQ - enjoy! MTW

FILMFEST The Maui Film Festival at Wailea, and at the Maui Arts & Cultural Center, will take place from June 11-15, 2003.

Festival Passes, as well as Single Tickets, are now on sale. A Complete Festival Schedule is currently available on our website www.mauifilmfestival.com There will be five venues, including the under-the-stars Tommy Bahama Celestial Cinema at Wailea, Maui Digital SkyDome, Tommy Bahama SandDance Theater, MACC Castle Theater and McCoy Theater. See page 19.

Special Events include the Silversword Award Tribute to Anthony Hopkins, "Lights!

Camera! Passion!" Award to Rob Riener, "Stella" Tribute to Geena Davis, "Filmmakers Brunch & Navigator Award" presentation to Greg Kinnear, Taste of Wailea, Father's Day Concert, and many more.

Single Tickets start at $10 for Filmmakers Panels and Castle Theater, McCoy Theater and Maui Digital SkyDome screenings. All Celestial Cinema double features are $20. Kids under 12 half price. Festival Passes ranging from $100 and up are also available.

For further details: Call 572.3456 or visit www.mauifilmfestival.com

The following listings and schedule for The Maui Film Festival at Wailea are for June 11th & 12th only. Pick up next week’s Maui Time Weekly for a comprehensive guide to The Maui Film Festival at Wailea. Enjoy!

ALEX AND EMMA Luke Wilson stars as a novelist who hires a stenographer (Kate Hudson) to help him bang out a manuscript in 30 days. She quickly becomes part of the plot, not only of the novel but also of this new romantic comedy by director Rob Reiner.

Celestial Cinema @ Wailea (Double Feature w/”The Dancer Upstairs” at 10pm), Wednesday, June 11, 8:00pm

BIG BUSINESS, a short film 1929 Silent Film with Laurel and Hardy.

SandDance Theater on Wailea Beach, Thursday, June 12, 10:00pm

Celestial Cinema @ Wailea (Double Feature w/”Alex And Emma” at 8pm), Wednesday, June 11, 10:00pm

THE DATE, a short film What every woman wants? In this screwball satire of male-female intentions (written and performed by Greg Benson), Mr. Weird turns out to be Mr. Right.

McCoy Theater @ MACC (Digital Shorts Showcase), Thursday, June 12, 9:30pm DEAR SWEET EMMA, a short film

BROTHERS ON HOLY GROUND Two weeks after 9-11, a New York City fireman takes a small film crew to 40 firehouses and interviews friends and family of those lost. The footage gives a unique and ennobling reflection on the disaster.

McCoy Theater @ MACC, Wednesday, June 11, 7:30pm

DAD’S CLOCK, a short film Intricate puppetry animation drives this dream-like film in which the narrator processes his grief over his father’s death and struggles to accept life’s fragility.

McCoy Theater @ MACC (Digital Shorts Showcase), Thursday, June 12, 9:30pm THE DANCER UPSTAIRS Javier Bardem stars in John Malkovich's directorial debut that tells of a Latin American police officer who pursues a guerrilla leader while battling his corrupt superiors. He finds solace in a ballet teacher who isn't quite what she seems.

As the search is given up for Emma’s latest husband, a private look reveals that Emma has a secret and uncontrollable dark side.

McCoy Theater @ MACC (Digital Shorts Showcase), Thursday, June 12, 9:30pm

A DECADE UNDER THE INFLUENCE Hollywood's last golden age occurred during the '70s, when the "sex, drugs, and rock 'n roll generation" created earth shattering films for a newly awakened audience. This documentary with clips and interviews of every major director of the era is a treasure trove for film buffs.

Castle Theater @ MACC, Wednesday, June 11, 5:00pm

DIRTY PRETTY THINGS An illegal Nigerian immigrant (Chiwetel Ejiofor), a Turkish chambermaid (Audrey Tautou of Amélie ), and a Chinese prostitute (Sophie Okonedo) team up to solve a murder at a posh London hotel.

This film by British director Stephen Frears is a guaranteed art-house delight.

Castle Theater @ MACC, Thursday, June 12, 9:30pm

DREAMING OF TIBET Through penetrating portrayals of several Tibetan exiles, this documentary honors the endurance of Tibet's scattered population and urges international action to preserve their extraordinary culture.

Featuring a lecture at the Washington Monument

by H.H. The Dalai Lama.

Maui Digital SkyDome @ Wailea Marriott, an Outrigger Resort, Thursday, June 12, 8:00pm

EASY STREET, a short film 1917 Silent Film with Charlie Chapin.

SandDance Theater on Wailea Beach, Thursday, June 12, 10:00pm

THE EDUCATION OF GORE VIDAL, a short film Gore Vidal, "troublemaker at large," has been a shrewd and entertaining voice in American culture and letters for as long as nearly anyone alive can remember. This thorough documentary tours his life and his iconoclastic works.

(Follows “Unprecedented: The 2000 Presidential Election”) McCoy Theater @ MACC, Thursday, June 12, 5:00pm

EVERY CHILD IS BORN A POET: THE LIFE AND WORK OF PIRI THOMAS A riveting portrait of Piri Thomas, Afro-Cuban Puerto Rican author of the classic Down These Mean Streets, combines spoken word, dramatizations, documentary, and a Latin jazz score to celebrate an inspiring life.

McCoy Theater @ MACC, Thursday, June 12, 7:30pm

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W.S. Merwin: The Poet’s View EVERY CHILD IS BORN A POET: THE LIFE & WORK OF PIRI THOMAS

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FAT MAN IN THE SEA, a short film This deliciously wicked story about eating and being eaten, rendered perfectly grotesque with 3D animation, features a sailor who dreams of himself in the sea.

McCoy Theater @ MACC (Digital Shorts Showcase), Thursday, June 12, 9:30pm

THE HARD WORD This Australian story, starring Guy Pearce, depicts three brothers, bank robbers stuck in jail, who devise a shrewd way to profit in their spare time.

Their success leads to serious trouble as the good criminals have to deal with bad cops.

Castle Theater @ MACC, Wednesday, June 11, 9:30 pm

THE HEART OF ME This sumptuous vision of upper-crust England through the World War II era offers rich emotional drama about the destructive nature of passion.

It stars Helena Bonham Carter in a tale of sexual candor and dark psychology.

Castle Theater @ MACC, Thursday, June 12, 5:00 pm

HOPE, a short film A man grieving over the loss of his wife is haunted by thoughts of suicide. His obsession takes on human form when he happens upon a woman on the road who guides him from his abyss to a journey of hope.

McCoy Theater @ MACC (Digital Shorts Showcase), Thursday, June 12, 9:30pm

IMPRESSIONS OF THE DEEP, a short film This mind-boggling documentary, without story or dialog, pays tribute to the dazzling world of Earth's marine wildlife. It shows what the world will lose if human beings are unable to stop the ongoing destruction of the coral reefs.

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Rasta Pinata, Cake Ceremony, Prizes & Giveaways Tickets: $10 Special Mahalo to Maui Coast Hotel, KPOA, DA JAM, CNJ Entertainment, and Steinlager

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Follows “Dreaming Of Tibet”: Maui Digital SkyDome @ Wailea Marriott, an Outrigger Resort, Thursday, June 12, 8:00 pm

I USED TO BE A FILMMAKER, a short film Every dad thinks that his kid is the cutest of all, but filmmaker Jay Rosenblatt proves it here in this witty and loving statement about the joy of fatherhood.

McCoy Theater @ MACC (Digital Shorts Showcase), Thursday, June 12, 9:30pm

IMAGINE: CHILDREN ALL OVER THE WORLD, a short film As the title suggest, Jon Lennon’s “Imagin” is sung by children of every place and culture. Here, Yoko Ono benefits Amnesty International and proves that her husband’s song is an anthem for all time.

McCoy Theater @ MACC (Digital Shorts Showcase), Thursday, June 12, 9:30pm

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VENUES The Celestial Cinema is an outside theater situated on the training facility of the Gold and Emerald Golf Course.

Parking will not be permitted at this venue. Attendees are asked to park at the Wailea special events parking area on the left side of Wailea Ike Drive.

There will be a free shuttle that runs continuously from 6 p.m., both to and from the site.

SandDance Theater claims Wailea beach in front of the Four Seasons Resort as its home during the festival.

Shuttles will run from the Wailea special events parking area (see T.B. Celestial Cinema description for location) to the Wailea Beach Public Parking Lot sandwiched between the Four Seasons and the Grand Wailea Resort. Those driving to this venue are asked to park in either of these two areas.

The Digital SkyDome boasts an elevated, outdoor experience on the Pacific Terrace at the Outrigger Wailea Resort (Wailea Marriott).

Parking for this venue is at the resort or at the Shops at Wailea. For those staying at the Wailea Resort, the festival shuttle will transport guests between resort properties.

The Castle Theater & McCoy Theater are both in the Maui Arts and Cultural Center located at 1 Cameron Way, off of Papa Avenue between Kahului Beach Road and Ka’ahumanu Avenue in Kahului. No shuttles run to this location and parking is on-site at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center.

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McCoy Theater @ MACC (Digital Shorts Showcase), Thursday, June 12, 9:30pm

Nominated for Best Foreign Language Film by both the Academy Awards and the Golden Globe Awards, Small Voices (also called Mga Munting Tinig ) tells the uplifting, realistic story of a dedicated Filipina schoolteacher (played by rising star Alessandra de Rossi) who brings hope to villagers in the lush but impoverished Luzon outback.

Castle Theater @ MACC, Wednesday, June 11, 7:30pm

MOST, a short film A perfect piece of cinematic storytelling, this beautifully constructed film will open your deepest feelings and reawaken you to your deepest faith. A railroad bridge-tender learns that he is tending the greatest bridge of all.

(Precedes “A Decade Under The Influence”) Castle Theater @ MACC, Wednesday, June 11, 5:00pm ONE WEEK, a short film 1920 Silent Film with Bustor Keaton.

SandDance Theater on Wailea Beach, Thursday, June 12, 10:00 pm

QUEST TO REF, a short film Roland Scott's obsession with the idea of becoming an NBA referee seems at first to be zany, then proves to be almost saintly as he stands by his vow: "I will be fair."

McCoy Theater @ MACC (Digital Shorts Showcase), Thursday, June 12, 9:30pm

SHAOLIN SOCCER A band of screwball kung fu masters form a soccer team and use gravity-defying hi-jinks remini-scent of "Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon". Comedy superstar Stephen Chow created this wildly insane ride. Hong Kong's highest-grossing film ever.

Celestial Cinema @ Wailea (Double Feature w/”Step Into Liquid” at 8pm), Thursday, June 12, 10:00 pm

STEP INTO LIQUID Combining action photography with traditional filmmaking, Dana Brown, son of The Endless Summer's Bruce Brown, breaks open the "surf movie" niche with an emotional work aimed at widespread audiences. The action ranges from Jaws to Mavericks, Cortes Bank to Ireland, from Vietnam to Rapa Nui. Featuring Laird Hamilton and Dave Kalama.

Celestial Cinema @ Wailea (Double Feature w/”Shaolin Soccer” at 10pm), Thursday, June 12, 8:00 pm

SUDDENLY NAKED Jackie York is a famous 39-year-old writer driven by fury, lust, lies, and writer's block. She meets her match in 20-year-old Patrick, a quirky, brilliant writer who gives her life a healthy surprise spin.

Castle Theater @ MACC, Thursday, June 12, 7:30 pm

A TRADITION OF HONOR What it means to be an American is redefined in this inspiring telling of the Japanese Americans of the 442nd who went from the sugarcane fields of Hawaii to the battlefields of World War II, where they became the most decorated unit in American military history. This documentary reveals their heroic history.

McCoy Theater @ MACC, Wednesday, June 11, 5:00pm

UNPRECEDENTED: THE 2000 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION This riveting documentary revisits the 2000 presidential battle in Florida and lucidly illustrates the sequence of failings, irregularities, tactical ploys, and injustices that marred the most controversial election in U.S. history.

McCoy Theater @ MACC, Thursday, June 12, 5:00 pm

W.S. MERWIN: THE POET’S VIEW, a short film One of a series that will preserve the persona and thoughts of America’s major living poets, this portrait focuses on W.S. Merwin, Pulitzer Prize winner and Maui resident. Narrated by Anjelica Huston.

McCoy Theater @ MACC (Digital Shorts Showcase), Thursday, June 12, 9:30 pm WALLACE AND GROMIT’S CRACKING CONTRAPTIONS, a short film Wallace and Gomit do it again with their new “Cracking Contraptions”. Check out the highly technical art of claymation in “Shopper 13” and “The Snoozatron”.

McCoy Theater @ MACC (Digital Shorts Showcase), Thursday, June 12, 9:30 pm

WITH HONORS DENIED, a short film This work of documentary journalism tells the story of Seattle woman Yuki Kubo Shiogi, whose life was detailed by U.S. internment policies after the Pearl Harbor attack.

McCoy Theater @ MACC (Digital Shorts Showcase), Thursday, June 12, 9:30 pm

SHOWTIMES MAUI FILM FESTIVAL @ WAILEA June 11-15, 2003 See film capsules and showtime info for Wednesday and Thursday’s schedule in this issue!

MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, 249–2222 (Showtimes) = Matinee $ 2 Fast 2 Furious - PG13 - Fr, M-W (11:30, 11:45, 12, 2, 2:15, 2:30, 4:30, 4:45, 5), 7, 7:15, 7:30, 9:30, 9:45, 10, Sa-Su (11:30, 11:45, 12, 2, 2:15, 2:30), 4:30, 4:45, 5, 7, 7:15, 7:30, 9:30, 9:45, 10 A Mighty Wind - PG13 - Th (11:50, 2:20, 4:50), 7:45, 10, Fr-W (2:25), 7:05 Anger Management - PG13 - Th (12:10, 2:35, 5:10), 7:35, 10, Fr, M-W (11:40, 4:50), 9:50, Sa-Su (11:40), 4:50, 9:50 Bend It Like Beckham - PG13 - Th-Fr, M-W (11:35, 2:05, 4:35), 7:10, 9:40, Sa-Su (11:35, 2:05), 4:35, 7:10, 9:40 Bruce Almighty - PG13 - Th-Fr, M-W (11:30, 11:45, 12, 2, 2:15, 2:30, 4:30, 4:45, 5), 7, 7:15, 7:30, 9:30, 9:45, 10, Sa-Su (11:30, 11:45, 12, 2, 2:15, 2:30), 4:30, 4:45, 5, 7, 7:15, 7:30, 9:30, 9:45, 10 Down With Love - PG13 - Th (11:40, 2:10, 4:40), 7:15, 9:30, Fr-W (2:20), 7:35 Holes - PG - Th (11:30, 4:20), 9:10, Fr, M-W (11:30, 2:10, 4:40), 7:20, 9:55, Sa-Su (11:30, 2:10), 4:40, 7:20, 9:55 Identity - R - Th (11:55, 2:25, 4:55), 7:45, 10, Fr, M-W (11:50, 4:55), 9:20, Sa-Su (11:50), 4:55, 9:20 The In-Laws - PG13 - Th (11:30, 11:45, 2, 2:15, 4:30, 4:45), 7, 7:30, 9:15, 9:45, Fr, M-W (11:45, 2:15, 4:45), 7:15, 9:30, Sa-Su (11:45, 2:15), 4:45, 7:15, 9:30 Malibu’s Most Wanted - PG13 - Th only (2:15), 7:05 Wrong Turn - R - Th-Fr, M-W (12, 2:30, 5), 7:30, 9:45, Sa-Su (12, 2:30), 5, 7:30, 9:45

KA`AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka`ahumanu Shopping Center, 875-4910 Daddy Day Care - PG - Th-Fr, Su-W (12:30, 2:45), 5, 7:20, 9:35, Sa (12:30, 2:45), 5, 9:35 Finding Nemo - G - Daily (12:35, 1:30, 3:05), 4, 5:30, 7:10, 7:50, 9:35, 10:05 Hollywood Homicide - PG13 - Sat only 7:15 The Italian Job - PG13 - Daily (12:20, 2:45), 5:10, 7:35, 9:55 The Matrix Reloaded - R - Daily (1), 4:05, 7:05, 10 X2: X-Men United - PG13 - Th (1:15), 4:15, 7:15, 10:05

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MOVIECAPSULES New This Week 2 FAST 2 FURIOUS - (PG13) - Action/Adventure A former cop teams up with his ex-con best friend to transport an illegal shipment of money for a shady dealer in Miami, while working undercover in the world of street car racing to bring the dealer down. Stars Paul Walker, Tyrese Gibson and Ludacris.

HOLLYWOOD HOMICIDE - (PG13) Suspense/Thriller - Two homicide detectives (Harrison Ford & Josh Hartnett) working in L.A. are put onto an investigation of a rap group that is suspected to the the work of the group's record label.

Now Showing ANGER MANAGEMENT - (R) - Comedy - A businessman (Adam Sandler) is forced to take an intensive anger management course with an intense instructor (Jack Nicholson).

BEND IT LIKE BECKHAM - (PG13) - Comedy This runaway British comedy hit is the story of an Anglo-Indian girl, Jess, who wants to play soccer, inspired by her idol, David Beckham (who's a reallife soccer star), against the wishes of her orthodox Sikh parents, who would prefer she just found a boyfriend and perfected her cooking. Jess gets a chance to fulfill her dream when she meets a tomboy-ish blonde girl, Jules, who helps her realize her potential as a kicker.

BRUCE ALMIGHTY - (PG13) - Comedy - Bruce Nolan (Jim Carrey), a human interest television reporter who is dissatisfied with his own life, rages his complaints at God - who responds by appearing and granting him his powers to see if he can do any better. Also stars Jennifer Aniston and Morgan Freeman.

DADDY DAY CARE - (PG) - Comedy - A father (Eddie Murphy) loses his lucrative computer job and

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DOWN WITH LOVE - (PG13) - Romance - Set in the early 1960's, this romantic comedy tells of the coming together of a flamboyant, womanizing journalist (Ewan McGregor) and a strident feminist advice columnist (Renee Zellweger).

FINDING NEMO - (G) - Animation - A fish named Nemo and his father, Marlin, are seperated at the Great Barrier Reef, and Marlin sets about finding his lost son - who has become trapped in a fish tank overlooking the Sydney Harbor.

HOLES - (PG) - Drama - A warden (Sigourney Weaver) at a juvenile detention facility has the children there dig great holes in the ground claiming that it builds character - when she's secretly using the tasks as a means to hunt for a buried treasure. Also stars Jon Voight and Patricia Arquette.

IDENTITY - (R) - Suspense/Thriller - Ten strangers are stranded in a hotel and soon discover that one of them is a killer who is slowly killing each of them off one by one.

Stars John Cusack, Amanda Peet, Rebecca DeMornay and Ray Liotta.

THE IN-LAWS - (PG13) - Comedy - Two men (Michael Douglas, Albert Brooks) who are soon going to be matched as opposite fathers-in-law become entangled in an adventure which takes them to South America just before the big wedding.

THE ITALIAN JOB - (PG13) - After pulling off an amazing gold bullion heist in Venice, Italy, Charlie (Mark Wahlberg) and his gang can't believe it when one of them turns out to be a double-crosser. Now the job isn't about the payoff, it's about payback. Enter Stella (Charlize Theron), a beautiful nerves-of-steel safecracker, who joins Charlie and his former gang when they follow the backstabber to California, where they plan to re-steal the gold by tapping into Los Angeles' traffic control system, manipulating signals and creating one of the biggest traffic jams in L.A. history. Also stars Edward Norton.

THE LIZZIE MCGUIRE MOVIE - (PG) - Comedy -

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MALIBU’S MOST WANTED - (PG13) - Comedy Brad Gluckman (Jamie Kennedy) is a wannabe rap star from Malibu who acts and talks like he's from the "'hood." Concerned that his son is going to embarrass him during his campaign to become the governor of California, Brad's wealthy father (Ryan O'Neal), and his campaign manager (Blair Underwood), hire two Juilliard-trained actors (Taye Diggs and Anthony Anderson) to disguise themselves as "real life gangstaz", and kidnap his son, dropping him off in the "real hood" in Compton, in an effort to scare the ghettofied attitude and behavior out of him.

THE MATRIX RELOADED - (R) -Action/Adventure - In this sequel to The Matrix (1999), Neo (Keanu Reeves), Morpheus (Laurence Fishburne), Trinity (Carrie AnneMoss) and the rest of the newly awakened humans continue to battle against the machines that have enslaved the human race - as the battle moves towards the city of Zion, the last human refuge.

A MIGHTY WIND - (PG13) - Comedy - Christopher Guest (Best in Show, Waiting for Guffman, This is Spinal Tap) directs and stars in this comedy about the 'great folk music scare' of the 60's, where we find several moderately successful folk groups gathering for a reunion concert at Carnegie Hall 30 years later. Stars Parker Posey, Eugene Levy and Catherine O’Hara.

WRONG TURN - (R) - Suspense/Horror - A wrong turn leaves a group of young people trapped --- and hunted – in the West Virginia wilderness.

X2: X-MEN UNITED - (PG13) - Action/Adventure - The X-Men are back in this sequel to X-Men (2000), where they face new challenges and must come together against a common foe - a anti-mutant human named Stryker, who threatens Professor Xavier's school.

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1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 2 Fast 2 Furious - PG13 - Fr-Sa (1:30), 5, 7:30, 10, Su-W (1:30), 5, 7:30 Bruce Almighty - PG13 - Th (12:30, 2:45), 5, 7:45, Fr-Sa (1), 5:15, 7:45, 10:15, Su-W (1), 5:15, 7:45 Daddy Day Care - PG - Th only (12:45, 3), 5:15, 7:25 Finding Nemo - G - Th (12:45, 3), 5:30, 7:50, Fr-Sa (12:30, 3), 5:30, 7:45, 10:15, Su-W (12:30, 3), 5:30, 7:45 The Italian Job - PG13 - Fr-Sa (1:15), 5, 7:30, 10, SuW (1:15), 5, 7:30 The Matrix Reloaded - R - Th only (1:30), 4:30, 7:30 X2: X-Men United - PG13 - Th only (1), 4:15, 7

FRONT STREET THEATERS 900 Front Street, 249–2222 2 Fast 2 Furious - PG13 - Fr, M-W (4:45), 7:15, 9:45, Sa-Su (11:45, 2:15), 4:45, 7:15, 9:45 Daddy Day Care - PG - Th (4:50), 7, 9:15, Fr, M-W (4:15), 6:45, 9, Sa-Su (12, 2), 4:15, 6:45, 9 The In-Laws - PG13 - Th only (4;15), 6:45, 9 The Italian Job - PG13 - Th (4:30), 7, 9:30, Fr, M-W (4), 7, 9:15, Sa-Su (11:30, 1:45), 4, 7, 9:15 X2: X-Men United - PG13 - Th (4:45), 7:15, 9:50, Fr, M-W (4:30), 7:30, 10, Sa-Su (11:30, 1:30), 4:30, 7:30, 10

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front Street, 249–2222 Bruce Almighty - PG13 - Th-Fr, M-W (12, 2:30, 5), 7:30, 9:55, Sa-Su (12, 2:30), 5, 7:30, 9:55 Finding Nemo - G - Th-Fr, M-W (12:15, 2:30, 4:45), 7, 9:15, Sa-Su (12:15, 2:30), 4:45, 7, 9:15 The Matrix Reloaded - R - Th-Fr, M-W (1, 4), 7, 10, Sa-Su (1), 4, 7, 10

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Gemini Love Those schizophrenic, gregarious Geminis are having themselves a party 10pm Friday @ Casanova DJ Daniel J is spinning and gathering his fellow Geminis in order to enjoy “Gemini Rising”, with DJ Preston’s (San Francisco) Stompy Stomp expertise, DJ Veronica’s (#1 DJ in Vancouver) eclectic & sexy house beats, and lotsa love for all you evil twins. Being a Gemini also gets you in the door for free, special presents throughout the evening, and the first 100 in get a free, mixed CD. Those late-May/June babies are so damn generous! You just have to catch them before they change their minds.

Happy Birthday, Daniel!

Trevor Jones Keepin’ it real with T-Jo 2-4pm Sundays at Maui Brews You know, as a woman, I’ve always dreamt of the day that some manly musician would croon to me a song in my honor...something about my inherent intelligence or subtle beauty, my amazing wit or overwhelming charm. Never did I imagine as I got caught up in the reverie of an all-out bar anthem to “the lipstick in Sam’s teeth” would it be happening amongst beer and whiskey-swillin’ regulars at Maui Brews on a Sunday (oh, the sacrilege), belted out with sweetness by the irreconcilably entertaining Mr. Jones. Without a doubt, he made doing something “cheap and meaningless” so much fun. By engaging his crowd in alternately drinking and/or church-going songs, he encourages the act of “doing something we’ll regret later”...I just love him! This might be more fun than you’ll know what to do with, but don’t worry, you’ll learn the words as you go along (or, at least, you’ll fake it real good as the beers flow!).

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Forget Cannes We do it better on Maui, alright?!

June 11-15, Maui Film Festival at Wailea This year’s Maui Film Festival at Wailea is like a soft breeze blowing through the caverns of my soul. Films that matter, people that know, places that inspire – it all adds up to beauty, truth, art, love and life: all the “little things” that fill our hearts, expand our minds and make our seemingly trivial experiences suddenly significant, poignant even. All pomposity aside, what I’m trying to say is that the MFF is a truly wondrous experience - it almost doesn’t even matter what the films are ‘cause the venues are so spectacular (I said almost, Barry)! You’re outside, under the stars, toes in the sand, oceanside... or in a beautiful theater with the best sound and screen quality and no mildew stench... and then, yes, of course, the films are handpicked by Film Guru Barry Rivers and his team, and are likely to be your future favorites for years to come.

Happy B-day, Marty!

Reggae celebration with a little help from his friends Saturday night @ Maui Brews Apparently, Geminis throw the best parties! For several years, Marty Dread has graced Maui with his music and aloha spirit. He is not only THE reggae master on Maui, but he’s also just charismatic as all hell and has many friends – most of them being quite talented, fortunately for us. You might recognize some of them: Oshen, Katchafire, Chief Ragga, Nara Boone, Hawaiian Homeboy, Teomon, and Bula’ia.

They’ll all be there, along with Marty, and a rasta pinata, cake ceremony, prizes and giveaways. Being the ultimate host that he is, Marty will be sure to include you in his iriealoha reverie – but that doesn’t mean he shouldn’t get his spankings too, right?!

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Maui Classical Music Festival 2003 - Friday & Sunday. Maui’s annual chamber music festival, with some of the genre’s finest musicians. 7:30pm (Fri.) & 4pm (Sun.), McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

The Ataris - Saturday. All ages welcome. Tickets: $17.50. 7pm, Pipeline Cafe, Oahu, charge by phone: 1 (877) 750-4400.

Iona Contemporary Dance Theatre “Destiny” - Saturday. A glorious production that blends butoh, modern dance, original costumes and more. Tickets: $40 - $25. 7:30pm, Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Lisa Loeb - Sunday. An acoustic evening with special guest Gail Swanson. Tickets: $25. 7:30pm, McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

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12th Annual Ki Ho’alu Slack Key Guitar Festival - June 22. An all-day, all-star line-up of Hawaii’s finest slack key musicians, crafts and ono food. 2-7pm, A&B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-7469.

Jack Johnson - July 6. All ages welcome. Tickets: $20. Tickets go on sale Sat. June 7th! 8pm, Pipeline Cafe, Oahu, charge by phone: 1 (877) 750-4400.

Evanescence - July 11. All ages welcome. Tickets: $20. 7pm, Pipeline Cafe, Oahu, charge by phone: 1 (877) 750-4400.

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Coral Reef Information Station - 8am-2pm Tue.Thu. at Ulua Beach in Wailea; Fri.-Mon. at Airport Beach in Kaanapali. Free information about Hawaii's coral reefs and reef animals, along with a free guided reef tour by a Pacific Whale Foundation naturalist. For more info, call 249-8811.

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Native Hawaiian Plant Society - 7pm, at the Tavares Community Center across from the Pukalani Terrace Shopping Center, lower floor meeting room.

Public meeting on Needs and Possibilities for Better Quarantine to Protect Biodiversity in Hawaii: New Zealand as a model. Call 891-2252 for more info.

SUNDAY, JUNE 8 Heaven Sent 2003 Candlelight Walk - 78:30pm. This is an evening for parents who have lost a child, along with their family and friends, to join in a beautiful sunset ceremony and candlelight walk in remembrance of all our precious children. The walk will begin at Wailea Beach, in front of the Four Seasons Resort. Candles will be provided for adults and there are glow sticks for the keiki. Please feel free to bring ocean friendly leis or flowers to be scattered by canoe in the ocean just off the beach. For more info, call 205-2811.

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 11 Teen Expo - 9am-3pm, at War Memorial Gym, Wailuku. Planned by teens, for teens. Food, information booths, employers and much more. Dance to follow in the evening. For more info, call 283-8612.

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BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria – John Kane, Wed., Thurs. and Fri.; Harry Troupe, Sat.; Kaleo Phillips, Sun.; Benny Uyetake, Mon.; Maurice Bega, Tue.; All sets from 810:30pm. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700.

Cafe O’Lei - Roscoe Wright and his Band, Fri. and Sat.; Contemporary island duo, Tue. and Wed. 839 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9491.

Cheeseburger in Paradise – Brooks Maguire, Thurs., Sat., Sun. and Wed.; Harry Troupe, Fri.; Gail Swanson, Mon. and Tues. All sets from 4:30-7:30 and 8-11pm. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855.

Fish & Game Brewing Co. & Rotisserie - Nino Toscano, Thu. & Fri.; Kawiko Lum Ho, Sat.; Ernest Pua’a, Sun.; Brian Haia, Mon.; Kawika Lum Ho, Tue.; Ernest Pua’a, Wed. All sets from 6:30-9:30pm. 4405 Honoapiilani Highway, 669-3474.

Hula Grill - Ernest Pua’a and Brian Kaui Haia, Thurs.; Ernest Pua’a, Kawika Lum Ho & Brian Haia, Fri.; Maurice Bega, Da Ukulele Boys, Sat.; Kawika Lum Ho, Da Ukulele Boys, Sun.; Kawika Lum Ho, Albert Kaina & Brian Kaui Haia, Mon.; Jarret Roback, Don Kaulia & Albert Kaina, Tues.; Ernest Pua’a, Brian Kaui Haia & Roy Kato, Wed. Live music is from 3-5 and 7-9:30pm. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building P, Kaanapali, 667-6636.

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz – Live music with Tracey & Farzad 6:30-9pm Wed. & Fri. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., 667-0787.

Kahana Terrace Restaurant – Harry Troupe, Tue., Thu.; Randy Reno, Sat.; Sets from 6-9pm. Sands of Kahana Resort, 669-5399.

Kimo’s – Sam Ahia, 7-8:30pm Wed. thru Sun. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811.

Leilani’s On The Beach – Crazy Fingers, 4-6pm Thu.; Classic rock with JD & Mario, 3-6pm Fri.; Anastasia Gilliam & friends, 3:30-6pm Sat.; Kilohana, 3:30-6pm Sun.; Jarret Roback, 4-6pm Wed. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building J, Kaanapali, 661-4495.

Maui Brews - Jonah Livin Band, 6-10pm, Fri. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7794.

Moose McGillycuddy’s - Damien Awai, 7pm Sat.; Jonah Livin, 7pm Sun. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758.

Pancho and Lefty’s Cantina & Restaurante Pianist Rene Alonzo & Friends play light rock, country, and blues, during happy hour on Thursdays from 36pm, and Saturdays from 6-9pm. 658 Front St., Lahaina, in the Wharf Cinema Center, 661-4666.

Pioneer Inn – Ah-Tim Eleniki (Hawaiian Style), Thurs.; Greg DiPiazza (Classic Rock N Roll), Fri.; Ed Truthan (Versatile Contemporary Rock N Roll), Sat.; Erik Pietsch (if you like Jimmy Buffet, you will love Erik), Mon.; Ricardo Dioso (Flamenco Guitar), Tues.; Rene Alonzo (New Orleans Style Piano), Wed.; All 69pm. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636.

Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Live music (grand

piano) 6-9pm. Gene Argelle, Mon. & Tue.; Cody Gillette, Wed.; Joel Gold, Thu.; Mark Johnson, Fri. 2290 Kaanapali Parkway, Kaanapali, 667-7477.

Sea House Restaurant – Hawaiian music with Albert Kaina and Kincaid Basques, 7:30-9:30pm Wed. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500.

Whale’s Tale Bar & Grill - Eric Pietsch, Thurs.; Patrick Major, Fri. & Tue.; Greg diPiazza, Sat.; Cryin’ Out Loud, Sun.; Eric Pietsch, Mon.; Armadillo, Wed. All sets from 69pm. 672 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4044.

SOUTH MAUI Bada Bing - Rat Pack Piano Bar with Mat Cain, 6:309pm Thu., Fri. and Sat. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 875-0188.

Capische? – Joyce and Gord, Wed. & Thu.; Esther Godinez (vocals) Salvador Godinez (piano), & Ed Connors (bass) perform a mix of standards, bossa nova and original music, 7-10pm Fri. & Sat. Call ahead for details. Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 879-2224.

KKO Kai Ku Ono – Lono, Thu. thru Sat.; Kawika, Sun.; Howard Ahia, Mon.; Kenny Roberts, Wed.; all sets 6-9pm. 2511 S. Kihei Rd., 875-1007.

LuLu’s - Patrick Major, 4-7pm Thu. 1945-H S. Kihei Rd., 879-9944.

Maalaea Grill – Benoit Jazz Works, 6:30-9pm, Thurs., Fri. & Sun.; Miguel Maldonado Quartet, Sat. Maalaea Village Shops, 243-2206.

Marco’s Southside Grill – Mark Johnston solo piano, Wed. thru Sun.; Brian Cuomo solo piano Mon. & Tues. Sets from 7-10pm. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041.

Margarita’s Beach Cantina – Cool Steel, 5-7pm Friday. 101 S. Kihei Rd., 879-5311.

Mulligan’s on the Blue – Celtic Tigers, 7-10pm Thu. & Sun. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131.

Seawatch Restaurant - Pianist Angela Carr, 6-9pm Fri.; Guitarist Luis Diaz, 6-9pm Sat. 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080.

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café – Latin guitar w/ Luis Diaz, Thu., Fri. & Wed.; Guitar & vocals w/ Brado, Sat.; Patrick Major, Sun.; Steel drums & sax w/ Brian Wittman, Mon. & Tue. All from 6-10pm. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983.

CENTRAL MAUI Manana Garage – Neto & Friends, 6:30pm Thu. & Fri.; Fortunato’s Magic, 7pm Fri.; Neto & Hot Salsa, Sat.; Neto Peraza, Tue.; Bobby & Tula, 6:30pm Wed. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-0220.

UPCOUNTRY MAUI Jacque’s - Greg DiPiazza & Tato Duo, 7-10:30pm Mon. 120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844.

Livewire Cafe - Live music 7-10pm Thu. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009.

Moana Cafe - Jazz w/ Eve Moffatt, 6:30-9:30pm Fri.; Gypsy guitar w/Bo Shores, 6-9pm Sun.; Vintage Hawaiian music, 6-9pm Wed. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.

RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI

Embassy Vacation Resort – Kaanapali Beach 104 Kaanapali Shores, Lahaina, 661-2000 Ohana Bar & Grill: Ed Truthan w/ contemporary classics, Thurs.; Patrick Major, Fri.; Wayne & Friends, Sat.; Ed & Ron, Sun.; Ernest Pua’a w/ Hawaiian music, Mon.; Scott Baird & Friends w/ contemporary music, Tues.; Howard Ahia w/ Hawaiian music, Wed.; all 5:30-9:30pm. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

Hyatt Regency Maui 200 Nohea Kai Drive, Kaanapali, 661-1234 “Tony ‘n Tina’s Wedding” 6:30pm Mon., Wed., Fri., & Sun. in the Swan Court. Torchlighting ceremony at 6:15 nightly followed by live Hawaiian entertainment 6:30-9:30 nightly in the Weeping Banyan: Sam Fukuhara, Thurs., Sun.-Mon.; Pam Gamboa Peterson, Tues. 5:30-9:30pm; Larry Gollis, Fri-Sat.; Stephanie Anderson, Wed. "Drums of the Pacific" luau by Tihati, 5:30-8 nightly.

Ka’anapali Beach Hotel 2525 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0011

Black Rock Illusions dinner show at 5:30pm Sun., Tue. & Thu. in the Kanahele Room; Ka’anapali Serenaders, 6-9:30pm Sat.; Free hula show 6:30-7:30 nightly; Auntie Aloha’s Breakfast Luau, 8:15am Mon.Fri.; Paniolo Barbecue w/ live music & dancing, 6pm Mon.; Sunday champagne brunch w/ Hawaiian music

by Polinahe, 9am-1pm.

Kapalua Bay Hotel / Kapalua Bay Hotel, A Luxury Collection Resort 1 Bay Drive, Kapalua, 669-5656 The Bay Club: Jazz trio 6-9pm Fri. & Sat.; Solo pianist from 6-9pm Sun.-Thu.; Gardenia Court: Contemporary Hawaiian music, 11am-1:30pm Sun.; Lehua Lounge: Hula performances 5:30-7pm & Contemporary Hawaiian music 7-8:30pm nightly.

Napili Kai Beach Resort 5900 Honoapiilani Highway, Napili, 669-1500 Sea House Restaurant: Kincaid Basques, Sun.Tue.; Albert Kaina, Wed.; Kincaid & Albert, Thu.; Napili Kai Foundation Polynesian Dinner Show, 6pm Fri.; Kincaid Basques, Sat.; All shows from 7-9pm unless otherwise noted.

Ritz-Carlton Kapalua One Ritz-Carlton Drive, Kapalua, 669-6200 Lobby Lounge: Reiko, solo guitarist & vocalist beginning at 5:30pm nightly. Banyan Tree Restaurant: World fusion duo Ranga Pae 6:15-9:45pm Fri.-Tue. Royal Lahaina Resort 2780 Kekaa Drive, Kaanapali, 661-3611 "Eddie and Eddie" w/ Eddie Lilikoi & Eddie Sebala, 5-9:30 nightly in the Royal Ocean Terrace. Royal Lahaina Luau featuring authentic Hawaiian & Polynesian songs and dances at 5 nightly.

Sheraton Maui Hotel 2605 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0031 Lagoon Bar entertainment w/ hula dancers, 6-8 nightly: Bobby & Ralph, Thu., Mon. & Tue.; Ralph & Allan, Fri.; Fausto & Kawaika, Sat. & Sun.; Nathan & Ralph, Wed.; Torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset, 7 to 8 nightly.

The Westin Maui Hotel 2365 Kaanapali Parkway, 667-2525 Tropica: Bobby Ingram Trio, Sun., Wed. & Sat.; JD Band, Tue.; Keoki Kahumoku, Mon., all 7-9pm; Fortunato’s magic 6:30-8:30pm Tue., Thu. & Sat.

SOUTH MAUI Four Seasons Resort Wailea 3900 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge, Hawaiian music w/Steve Repollo & Alan Villeran, 5:30-7:30pm, jazz with Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm Thu.; Contemporary music w/Clay Mortensen & George Tavoularis, 8:3011:30pm Fri.; Island Style Trio, 5:30-7:30pm w/hula dancer 5:30-6:30pm Sat. & Mon.; Pam Peterson & Rudy Baria, 8:30-11:30pm Sun.; Tiffany Lee & Josh 8:3011:30pm Mon. & Sat.; Clay Mortensen & Gilbert Emata, 8:30-11:30pm Wed. Sunset torchlighting nightly.

Grand Wailea Resort Hotel & Spa 3850 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-1234 Botero Bar entertainment, 5:30-9:30 nightly: Larry Golis, Thu.; Brian Mansano, Fri.; Ricardo, Sat.; Luis Diaz, Sun.-Tue.; Mitch Kepa, Wed.; Strolling Hawaiian duo in the Humuhumunukunukuapua’a nightly.

The Fairmont Kea Lani Maui 4100 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-4100 Jazz entertainment from 6-9 nightly in the Lobby Bar. Wailea Marriott 3700 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-1922 Hawaiian entertainment w/ hula 6-9 nightly in Kumu Bar & Grill. Hawaiian entertainment 9-11 nightly in the Mele Mele Lounge featuring Pam Gamboa Peterson Mon. & Sat., Mitch Kepa & Raymond "Mundo" Medeiros. Paradyse & Ka Poe O Hawaii perform at the Luau, Mon., Tue., Thu., Fri. Renaissance Wailea Beach Resort 3550 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-4900 Sunset Terrace; Jamie Lawrence, Tue.-Sat.; solo guitarist Sun. & Mon., 6-9pm Wailea Sunset Luau, 68:30pm Tue., Thu. and Sat. Maui Prince Hotel 5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111

DA KINECALENDAR Molokini Lounge: Ron Kuala’au, Hawaiian &contemporary guitar & vocals, 6-10:30pm Sun., 68:30pm Tue., Thu. and Sat. Mele ‘Ohana duo, 6 -8pm Mon., Wed. and Fri., 8:30-10:30pm Mon.-Sat. and 9am-1pm Mon., Wed. and Fri.

EAST MAUI Hotel Hana-Maui Hana, 248-8211 Hawaiian music in Paniolo Lounge, 6:309:30pm Thu.-Sun.; Hula show, 7:30-8:15pm every Thu. and Sun. in the Main Dining Room.

POLITICAL

“Living in Conflict” - 6pm Friday, in the Maui Community College Ka Lama Bldg., room 103. Maui Peace Action will show an acclaimed film on the lives of Israelis and Palestinians. The program is free and open to the public. For more info, call 573-4968.

Maui County Republican Party - 7pm Monday (HD8), 1262 W. Kilou Pl., Wailuku; 5:30pm Wednesday (HD10), Royal Lahaina Hotel. For info, call 249-8880.

SPOKEN WORD

Maui Live Poets Society - 6:30-9pm Thursday, at Wailuku Public Library. Open poetry readings. For more info, call Melinda Gohn @ 661-0517.

LECTURES

Basics of Intellectual Property - 8:30-10:30am Thursday, at Maui Economic Opportunity, Inc., 99 Mahalani St., Wailuku. Free workshop including the A to Z’s on Patents. For info, call 270-7710.

Foster and Adoptive Home Licensing - 5:308:30pm Friday, Central Maui. Hawaii Behavioral Health offers required classes for foster home and adoptive home licensing. Classes are free, and there is financial assistance for all foster homes and many adoptive homes. For info, call 871-8418.

Eating by the Light of the Moon - 10am Saturday, at Unity Church in Wailuku. Dr. Johnston helps women understand and discard their destructive eating habits using metaphor and storytelling as a means of enlightenment. She will show how to discover the symbolism that can be found in particular foods and how to uncover the deeper meaning of food cravings. For info, call 242-9327.

“The Dangers of Factory Farms” - 7pm Tuesday, at Seventh Day Adventist Church, 261 S. Puunene Avenue, Kahului (Entrance on Wakea). Lecture of The Vegetarian Society of Hawaii, discussion of farm animal cruelty. Free.

ART

Gauguin's Zombie - Thru June 15, in the Schaefer Gallery of the Maui Arts & Cultural Center. This work explores such issues as colonialism, cultural identity, and western and non-western worlds through a fictionalized journey of Paul Gauguin's Zombie. For info, call 242-2787.

Juried Members’ Exhibit 2003 - 10am-4pm thru June 22, Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center in Makawao.

For more info, call 572-6560.

“Art in the Village” - 6-10pm Thursday, Whalers Village in Kaanapali. Artist demonstrations, live Hawaiian and jazz music, hula and Tahitian dance, prizes contributed by each of the galleries, and complimentary champagne and pupus. Call 661-4567.

Weekly Gathering of Maui's Top Artists 8:30am Thursday, on the grounds of Keolahou Hawaiian Church, in North Kihei. Call Michael Stark at 879-9337.

First Friday at Gallerie Ha -- A Treat for Women - 6-9pm Friday, at Gallerie Ha across Iao Theater in Old Wailuku Town. For info, call 244-3993.

Friday Night is Art Night in Lahaina - 7-10pm.

Stroll through dozens of art galleries in Lahaina Town for special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action, and refreshments, all free & open to the public! Call Theo Morrison at 667-9194.

He U`i Cultural Arts Festival - 9am-5pm Saturday & Sunday, under the Banyan Tree in Lahaina Town. A gathering of Hawaiian artists and crafters display, sell, and demonstrate cultural arts & crafts, with live Hawaiian music and cultural talks. Call 667-9194.

WOW! Wailea on Wednesdays - 6:30-9:30pm, The Shops at Wailea celebrates "Festival of the Arts" featuring artists and artwork displays, live entertainment, fashion events, and more. On Sunday, Stephanie Anderson will be performing 5:30-8:30pm in the East Wing. On Wednesday, George Kahumoku will be performing Hawaiian music 7-9pm in the Lower Courtyard. For more info, call 891-6770.

1st Annual Maui "Fore the Kids" Golf Tournament to Benefit Juvenile Diabetes 1pm, at Sandalwood Golf Course, Waikapu. Check-in and putting contest at 11:30am. For more info, call 579-8493.

Sliding Sands Hike - 9am, Sliding Sands Trailhead (9740 ft.) at Haleakala National Park Summit Area. 2hour, 2-mile hike. For more info, call 572-4400.

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BIRTHDAY BASH

Summer Reading Programs - Monday thru Friday, June 10-July 8. Youth may visit the public library weekly for five weeks to pick up prize incentives to keep reading. All branches offer. For info, call 662-3950.

"Do The Zoo" Days - 12-2pm Saturday, Zoo Maui, 2315 Kekaulike Avenue, Kula. A fun educational hands-on experience. Non-profit, operated by volunteers. Meet Squirt the giraffe, and his 100+ friends. $5 per person, 12 months or younger free. Closed shoes are required. For info, call Malia at 878-2189.

Seaside Stories - 11am Sunday, at Borders Books & Music in Kahului. Free program for ages 4 to 10 featuring stories and crafts with the staff of Pacific Whale Foundation. Call 249-8811 for information.

Maskpuppet Teatre presentation - 2:30-3:30pm Tuesday, Lahaina Library. "The Continuing Adventures of Maui the Trickster". For info, call 662-3950.

Keiki Song & Storytime - 10:30am Wednesday, Borders in Kahului. With Uncle Wayne. For more info, call 877-6160.

SPORTS

Maui Raceway Park - 5-11pm Fridays & Saturdays, Central Maui. For more info, call Aimee at 281-1273.

THURSDAY, JUNE 5 Waikamoi Hike - 9am, at Hosmer Grove shelter (6800 ft.) at Haleakala National Park Summit Area. 3hour, 3-mile hike. For more info, call 572-4400.

FriDAY, JUNE 6

SATURDAY, JUNE 7 Rain-Forest Hike in Celebration of National Trails Day - Waikamoi Preserve. The event is aimed at celebrating the "Year of the Hawaiian Forest." For more info, call 873-3508.

Neil Pryde Slalom - Kanaha Beach Park, Kahului.

Professionals and amateurs, men, women and juniors, race in a downwind slalom course. For more info, call 877-2111.

SUnDAY, June 8 Go Kart Race - 1pm, at the Maui Motor Sports Park.

Gates open at 9am with races beginning at 1pm. No admission charge. For info, call 242-1688.

Maui Polo's Oskie Rice Memorial Cup -

1:30pm, at Manduke Baldwin Polo Arena (1 mile above King Kekaulike High School on Haleakala Highway). Kids free. Adults $5. For info, call 877-7744.

MonDAY, June 9 Waikamoi Hike - 9am, at Hosmer Grove shelter (6800 ft.) at Haleakala National Park Summit Area. 3hour, 3-mile hike. For more info, call 572-4400.

TuesDAY, June 10 Sliding Sands Hike - 9am, Sliding Sands Trailhead (9740 ft.) at Haleakala National Park Summit Area. 2hour, 2-mile hike. For more info, call 572-4400.

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The 11 th Annual

MARTY DREAD Saturday, June 7th at Maui Brews

Come Join Tark & Jenn “It’s your night to sing your favorite songs!”

Featuring Music By:

Hawaiian Punch & Purple Haze

Oshen Jamin “Cheif Ragga” Wong Katchafire

$3.75

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Coors Original Draft

Special Guests: Nara Boone, Hawaiian Homeboy, Teomon, M.C. Bula’ia

$.99

Party with Marty!

Rasta Pinata, Cake Ceremony, Prizes & Giveaways Tickets: $10 Special Mahalo to: Maui Coast Hotel, KPOA, DA JAM, CNJ Entertainment, and Steinlager

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DEFTONES "SELF-TITLED"

Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar

: LIVE MUSIC ; LATE NIGHT

First Saturday of Every Month 10pm-1am • Kapalua Location Only

50% OFF ALL FOOD Must be 21 & Over with I.D.

Kapalua 669-6286 • Kihei 879-0004 The Shops at Kapalua

Near Foodland

To describe to those who have never heard what the Deftones sound like, I surmised this example: Being trapped in a little boat in the middle of a huge storm with a rather off-key singer wailing and rocking the boat at the same time, in slow motion. Or, in other words, emo metal. Make no mistake, the Deftones have been trendsetters for this style of music and at the same time, been the inadvertent masterminds to the whole "screamo" nonsense, but always managed to stay a step ahead of the class for no other reason short of being far more unique. However, even with that said, they don't seem to push themselves outwardly enough. This record sounds like their past records and more of the same isn't always the welcome choice of expression, especially the fourth time out of the gate. This wouldn't be a bad choice but you may have heard this quite a bit already. -Maverick Records

LAGWAGON "BLAZE" If you are a Lagwagon fan, then I couldn't possibly sway you from this record, but Lagwagon still continue to show how vastly overrated they are. Joey Cape has a nice sense of melody, alright, but his two-dimensional voice give the songs no depth and the rest of the band are so talented for the music they play, they seem to give you this condescending feeling that they're “slumming it”. Not to mention the fact that the lines that separate this and Bad Astronaut (Joey Cape's side project) are starting to get blurry. I don't mean to be so viciously against this band but I thought we'd be past this kind of crap already. Fat Wreck Chords

LESS THAN JAKE "ANTHEM" Less Than Jake has always been good at one thing: Cover songs. Their original material has always been two shades better than mediocre, which is sad because they have such an awesome chemistry and energy as a band. They emerged as a punk/ska band and they are at their best doing uptempo party music, so it's a rather odd choice to call their new album something it falls short on. They're not a band to be taken too seriously and they don't need to be. I would recommend this album, but only if you already have Operation Ivy's "Hectic" to see how this stuff really works. Oh, and by the way, beau coup kudos for the awesome cover of Cheap Trick's "Surrender". -Sire Records

VARIOUS ARTISTS

on the blue

"PUNK-O-RAMA 8"

MAUI’S ONLY IRISH PUB S A T . TH 7 JUNE M 9P

VooDoo Suns

NO COVER before 9pm or with dinner Come early for seating

Celtic Tigers

Followed by Maui’s Own Merv Oana 10pm NO COVER MONDAY

W E D . TH 11 JUNE 9 PM

SUN. J U N E TH 8 7 PM

FIGHT NIGHT

with Johnny Bang Bang Jackson / No Cover

“2003 Battle of the Bands Winner”

John Moore Project

H A P P Y H O U R E V E R Y D A Y 5 - 7 PM 2 FOR 1 ALL PUPUS • $1 OFF ALL DRINKS 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea. 1ST left after Kea Lani Hotel • 874–1131

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For punk fans new and old, they always know they can depend on Epitaph's series of samplers to deliver, and for six or seven bucks and two discs worth of material, it surely does. This time it's not limited to solely punk music. Sure they still have solid old-school mainstays like Guttermouth, US Bombs, Bad Religion, Pennywise and NOFX (sorry to you cats who actually are old-school but these guys are officially oldschool now. Blame the kids), but Epitaph shows interest in Blues with The Black Keys and Hip Hop with Sage Francis and Atmosphere. Of course, there's always unreleased material for you on these things but the only thing to really pony up for are two new awesome Bad Religion songs. -Epitaph Records

HOT HOT HEAT "MAKE UP THE BREAKDOWN" All these garage rock acts coming out right now should put a compilation out and call it "Backwards Music for Forward People". I kid. On the first listen you might think these guys are just riding on the coattails of The Strokes due to their rather face value similarities but when you pick them apart, you hear far more influences than just The Velvet Underground. You'll hear The Who, early Bowie, Devo, The Police and.... Lou Reed. Heh. If you ask me this is certainly better than the new White Stripes album but I don't like The White Stripes so don't ask me. Just buy this record, you'll like it. I promise. -Sub Pop Records Gannon Gilmore is the publisher and co-author of the independent fanzine Scumbag Tulip, as well as a member of the sometimes-fictitious punk band, The Crowd. To order back or current issues of Scumbag Tulip, please send $1 (per issue) to P.O. Box 330062, Kahului, HI 96732.

thursday6/5

friday6/6

Disco Funk w/DJ Boomshot, No cover, 10pm

BOCALINO

1279 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 874-9299

saturday6/7

Dr. Nat, Latin Night, No cover, 10pm

Kilohana, Island music, No cover, 10pm

BUBBA GUMP SHRIMP CO CASANOVA

1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S RESTAURANT

Dr. Nat & Rio Ritmo, Samba y Salsa y Ritmo Latino, $7, 9pm

DJ Daniel J and DJ Preston, $10, 10pm

Tu - Jay Molina & Gilbert Emata, Jam Night; Wed - Soul Concepts, R&B: ALL SHOWS- 10PM, NO COVER CHARGE!

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Wed - Ladies’ Night, $5, 9:45pm

Hip Hop and Soul, $7, 10pm Lawai’a, No cover, 10:30pm12:30am

Voodoo Suns, $5, 8-10pm

142 Hana Hwy, Paia - 579-9453

Grarod, No cover, 8-11pm

Mon - Lawai’a, No cover, 10:30pm-12:30am

Salsa Night $5, 10pm

COMPADRES BAR & GRILL Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-7189

HAPA’S NIGHTCLUB

Live Hawaiian band

Ladies Night

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-9001

HARD ROCK CAFE

Flava Zone

Special event

Mon - Uncle Willie K, $8, 10pm; Tue - Ultra Fab Tuesday, w/DJ Blast & Chilltown Productions; Wed - Aloha Wednesday, w/DJ Blast, 9pm-1:30am

Tom Cherry Band, $3, 10pm

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

HENRY’S BAR & GRILL

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB 36 Keala Place, Kihei - 875-7711

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

The Edge, No cover, 9pm

Da Hawaiians, N/C, 5-7pm T-Ray Band, N/C, 9p-12am

Wild Rose, No cover, 9pm-12am

Da Hawaiians, No cover, 10pm

Kenny Roberts, No cover, 57pm

El Nino, No cover, 5pm

Open Mic Night, w/Vaughn Reno, No cover, 9:30pm

DJ Skip, No cover, 9:30pm

808 Connect CD Release Party, $5, 10pm

Voodoo Suns, No cover, 10pm-midnight

Crazy Fingers, 10pm-midnight

KIMO’S

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

KOBE JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

Mike & Dave Carroll, No cover, 9pm-Midnight

Gina Martinelli Band, N/C, 6pm Mon-Wed - Da Hawaiians, No cover Karaoke, w/James, No cover, 9:30pm

Mon - Karaoke, w/James, No cover, 9:30pm; Tue - Brew & View, No cover, 7pm; Wed Karaoke, w/James, No cover, 9:30pm

Karaoke w/Auntie Toddy Lilikoi, Karaoke w/Auntie Toddy Lilikoi, No cover, 9:30pm No cover, 9:30pm

LAHAINA COOLERS

Middle Finger, No cover, 9pm

180 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 661-7082 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-0822

monday6/9 – wednesday6/11

D.U.H., No cover, 10pm

889 Front Street, Lahaina - 661-3111

LA JAZZERIE

sunday6/8

Kelly Covington, $5, 9:15pm

Pat Watson, $3, 9:15pm

LIVE ISLAND MUSIC

Bobby Ingram, $5, 9:30pm

DJ Forrest Mask Party, $2, 9pm Mon - Pat Watson, $3, 9pm; Tue - Opera Night, 7pm/ DJ Rich, $3, 10pm; Wed - Pat Watson, $3, 9pm

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friday6/6

saturday6/7

sunday6/8 Information not available

LIFE’S A BEACH

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LOBBY LOUNGE

Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm

Clay Mortensen & George Tavoularis, 8:30-11:30pm

Tiffany Lee & Josh, 8:3011:30pm

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010

Four Seasons Resort, Wailea - 874-8000

LONGHI’S 888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288 LONGHI’S Shops at Wailea - 877-2036

monday6/9 – wednesday6/11 Information not available

Pam Peterson & Rudy Baria, Mon - Tiffany Lee & Josh, 8:30-11:30pm; Wed - Clay Mortensen & Gilbert Emata, 8:308:30-11:30pm 11:30pm

Crazy Fingers, $5, 9:30pm Jam’n Steel Band, $5, 9:30pm

LULU’S

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MAUI BREWS

DJ JJ Style, Top 40, 9pm

Jonah Livin, 6-9:30pm DJ JJ Style, Top 40 Hits, 9:30pm

Marty Dread B-day Bash, w/Oshen & others! $10

Trevor Jones, 2-4pm DJ, 9pm

MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S

DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 9pm-close

Damien Awai, N/C, 7-10pm DJ Mackie Mac, N/C, 9pm

DJ Steve, No cover, 9pm-close

DJ Tark, No cover, 9pm

Mon - DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 9pm; Tue - DJ Mackie Mac, $5, 9pm; Wed - Karaoke, with Tark & Jen, No cover, 9pm

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE

CJ3, Blues, 9pm

Murray Thorne, No cover, 8pm

Voodoo Suns, $5, 9pm

Celtic Tigers, No cover, 7pm Merv Oana, No cover, 10pm

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Between ducking airborne objects, he's ducking his own issues, which is probably the point.

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Assuming you aren't smelly, desperately irritating, or otherwise objectionable, your problem is that you don't have problems. Like a self-cleaning oven, you're a self-rescuing woman - a damsel imminently capable of extricating herself from distress with checking overdraft protection, a rereading of the directions on her power screwdriver, or one phone call to 24-hour roadside assistance. (You have no idea how unattractive all this self-sufficiency can be to so many men.)

Luckily, you don't need "so many men" - just one actual man. You're seeking something more subtle - a man completely comfortable with who he is and what he does. He's the guy who won't feel like a ground squirrel next to a woman who doesn't need him to make her happy, but wants him to stick around because he makes her happier.

Should you find a real man, give him space to play the man role. Avoid the temptation to re-enact the part of General Sherman marching to the sea - barking orders and constantly court-martialing him for being "wrong." This won't mark you as "un-feminist" or unable to function on your own. It instead suggests that you're strong enough to stop being in charge of the entire universe for 20 minutes, and that you're likely to respond to his opening a door for you by thanking him, not by slugging him in the mouth.

Also, it's sexy for girls to be girls and boys to be boys.

It sure beats the alternatives - taking Vindictive Shrew Lessons or practicing being fed your meals, preemie kitty-style, out of an eyedropper.

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ARIES: Energy and vitality is on the rise. You're focused on work and improving your material life. Do something to help someone else. Your relationship to others is crucial when it comes to asking for their cooperation and support.

TAURUS: This is the last week for you to bask in the sensual love of Venus in Taurus.

You'll be more focused on your economic status. Dietary habits may need some modification. Being direct about what you want is likely to produce results.

GEMINI: Being your own crazy self will be more comfortable for you. Be nice to your relatives over the weekend. Sunday and Monday will be good for games, love affairs, and creative pursuits. A series of pleasant shifts in your condition will take place.

CANCER: Welcome new responsibilities.

Accept the fact that none of us is getting any younger. Find friends that love you for who you are. Use your emotions and memories to guide you through your artistic pursuits.

LEO: You are shining so brightly that people need shades to look at you. Friendly encounters will be on the increase. Put the finishing touches on creative projects that involve your career. Finding a spiritual discipline that suits you is your next task.

VIRGO: Your love of travel and cultural experiences will lead you to more fulfilling career opportunities. Find new music that you normally don't listen to. Friday and Saturday feature a Virgo moon. Detail work and organizing stuff is easier under this influence.

LIBRA: Trust your intellect. You move from extra sensory perceptions to educated hypothesis. Allow yourself time to travel, study and to deepen your knowledge. You’re luckier than you think. If there ever was a time where risktaking was called for, now is that time.

SCORPIO: Delight in life’s simple pleasures.

Any effort you make to create peace and understanding will work better than expected. Be patient. Accept refusals with grace. Other people are likely to help you or come to your aid.

SAGITTARIUS: Your laughter is contagious.

Let us in on your secret to joyful living. You are able to get away with things that no one else could. Compliments will get you everywhere.

Cut down on the substance abuse, not just drugs and alcohol, but sugar, caffeine and flour as well.

CAPRICORN: Things continue to go your way. Everybody knows you’re an asset to the community. Hard work is easier when you employ others to share the load. Consistency and reliability in your relationships helps.

Emoting with others is a challenge.

AQUARIUS: Occasionally it's good to hide in your work, play with your toys and create some new gadgets. Take a break to play with the kids and engage in some extreme sports. Drink plenty of water and take time to eat right.

PISCES: Share your dreams with us. Our ears are open and we are listening. You're a combination of extreme genius, mixed with cave woman/man, with a touch of the magician. Seek the wisdom of your elders and the strength of your ancestors.

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