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• Introduced Legislation Regulating Oxybenzone • Banned Polystyrene • Introduced Legislation to Further Restrict Plastic Bag Usage in Maui County • Introduced a Resolution to Prohibit the Sale and Trade of Ivory and Rhinoceros Horn in Hawaii • Introduced Legislation Regulating Genetically Modified Organisms • Introduced Legislation Relating to the Restoration of Maui’s Coral Reefs Cochran has been a member of the County Council since 2010, and in that time she’s grown very popular. In the 2016 General Election, Cochran was the highest vote-getter of anyone elected to the Maui County Council.

Her 31,970 votes even topped fellow County Councilmember Don Guzman (he won with 30,764 votes), who also recently announced that he’s running for Mayor (as is current Lt. Gov. Shan Tsutsui).

Popular though she might be, Cochran’s campaign doesn’t have a lot of money. In fact, her most recent filing with the Campaign Spending Commission, which covers Jan. 1-June 30 of this year, indicates her campaign committee is nearly $59,000 in debt.

TULSI GABBARD CO-SPONSORS ASSET FORFEITURE RESTRICTION BILL Here’s a small bit of very encouraging news that comes from, of all places, the U.S. House of Representatives.

Yesterday, the House actually approved a bipartisan amendment to an appropriations bill that restricts Attorney General Jeff Sessions’ plans to expand the loathsome practice known as asset forfeiture. What’s more, Rep. Tulsi Gabbard, D–Hawaii, was one of the amendment co-sponsors.

Honestly, so much of what law enforcement agencies do is bad, but asset forfeiture has managed to infuriate both the right and left.

“Known as adoptive forfeiture, the practice allows the federal government to accept money and property that has been seized by state law enforcement agencies from people, in some cases, before individuals are formally charged or proven guilty of a crime,” states a Sept. 13 news release sent out by Gabbard’s office. “This practice creates a loophole for states that have adopted stringent, constitutionally sound asset forfeiture laws and allows them to continue practices that are otherwise deemed illegal at the state level.”

While we’ve certainly had our disagreements with Gabbard in the past, her stance on opposing asset forfeiture is (literally) right on the money.

“Attorney General Sessions’ recent announcement to expand civil asset forfeiture allows local law enforcement to bypass state laws and seize property from people with the lowest possible burden of evidence without concern for whether the person is eventually charged or convicted,” Gabbard said in the news release.

In fact, Gabbard said a lot of great things

Overheard “And tomorrow we’ll have pumpkin cheesecake for breakfast.”

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about asset forfeiture, which is often misused by law enforcement agencies all around the country (the Maui Police Department even used asset forfeiture funds to buy an ice machine, which we reported back in May).

Here’s the rest of Gabbard’s statement on why she co-sponsored the amendment: “While some will tell you this is necessary to go after big drug cartels, the reality is the median value of the adoptive forfeiture seizures is around $9,000,” she said. “Not only is this median value not a sign of major drug trafficking operations, but seizures tend to be focused on poorer neighborhoods. Between 2012 and 2017, the median value of assets seized by Cook County police was just over $1,000; in Philadelphia in 2015, the median value was just $192.

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And it’s official: Maui County Councilmember Elle Cochran is running for Mayor. Her new campaign website, Elle4mayor. com, went live on Sept. 13.

“I became involved in government because I realized that the leaders in office at the time were not representing my voice or the will of the people,” Cochran says on the website. “I went from never having voted in my life, to realizing that I can actively participate and do something to help preserve and protect this place that we all love so much. I knew that I could listen to the people and be that missing voice that was so desperately needed. Seven years later and I have remained true to my intentions and true to my community as an unwavering voice for the people. Often times I have stood up as a lone voice for issues that meant something to this community. In the face of adversity it can be difficult at times to stand your ground, but I have never been one to back down from a difficult task or a complicated problem, especially when it’s the right thing to do. I believe that if it is the will of the people, we as policy-makers, should and can find a way to make it happen. My office has earned a reputation for thinking outside of the box to find solutions to our county’s long standing problems. I aim to bring this progressive and innovative thinking to the administration.”

Cochran’s statement that she’s often a “lone voice” is no lie–her longstanding opposition to the county’s big landowners and developers guarantees her a seat at the card table with the kids at pretty much every official function (assuming she’s allowed inside in the first place). Back in 2014, when she was facing a tough reelection battle against Ka‘ala Buenconsejo, a then-political neophyte who was benefitting from lavish campaign ads paid for by the carpenters union and other land de-

veloper interests, Cochran told me an amusing but telling story that exemplifies the price she’s long paid.

“The carpenters union has never endorsed me,” Cochran told me, then recalled her interview with them when she first ran for office. “Their big question was how do I feel about the conversion of hotels to timeshares. I told them that I know it gives them a lot of jobs, but I lost my job because of timeshares. They downsized a lot of people when they converted to a timeshare. Ever since, I haven’t been asked back.”

Cochran’s list of legislative achievements on the website is impressive. It spans a variety of issues, though most touch on environmental concerns. Here are just a few:

Rep. Tulsi Gabbard

places the responsibility on private citizens to prove their innocence rather than put the appropriate burden on law enforcement to prove guilt.

All too often, innocent people without legal representation never see their money or property again, and even those who are proven innocent have no promise their property will be returned.

“The Fifth Amendment of the Constitution exists to protect the citizens of this country from being deprived of life, liberty or property without due process of law. In practice and in principle, adoptive forfeiture is a violation of that Fifth Amendment.”

According to The Intercept, which first wrote about the anti-asset forfeiture amendment on Sept. 12, “The amendment passed with a voice vote, meaning it had overwhelming support.” ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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KEALI‘I REICHEL’S HALAU GETS OHA REFORESTATION GRANT Maui’s Halau Ke‘alaokamaile will carry out a native tree reforestation project with the help of a grant from the Office of Hawaiian Affairs (OHA).

The halau, under the direction of Keali‘i Reichel, was awarded a $240,697 two-year

grant from the OHA to help restore native trees and propagate cultural practitioner crops on a six-acre parcel within the 258-acre Hoku Nui Maui regenerative farm complex.

The six-acre native habitat is located around and in close proximity to the Halau Ke‘alaokamaile building site, for use by Native Hawaiian cultural practitioners and their students.

The reforestation project is designed to restore native flora and fauna, enhance the watershed and perpetuate cultural practices at the site.

Hoku Nui Maui LLC, which is located in the Pi‘iholo area of Makawao, has donated 3.4 acres of land to build a permanent home for the halau to engage the community in perpetuating Hawaiian traditional values through arts, dance, language and agricultural practices. The property will also include multipurpose classrooms and a resource library to collect Maui-specific chants, songs and valuable wind, rain and place names. Traditional knowledge from these sources will also be used to identify plants for the restoration project.

The Hewahewa ‘ohana–Koa, Kahaku, Kepa and Ka‘awa–will lead the restoration design and planting of the site. The Hewahewas–alongside Reichel–will develop protocol and cultural education content as an integral part of the planting and maintenance process. Halau Ke‘alaokamaile will facilitate the participation of six additional Native Hawaiian cultural groups in the reforestation and education project.

Hoku Nui Maui is creating an approximate 30-acre Native Habitat Corridor and this partnership with Halau Ke‘alaokamaile helps to create a template for future sustainable restoration and cultural education efforts at the site.

-Suzanne Kayian ■ editor@mauitime.com For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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VOLUNTEERS CLEAN PO‘OLENALENA BEACH PARK Nearly 50 volunteers picked up more than 1,000 pieces of trash and debris on Sept. 16 at Po‘olenalena Beach Park in South Maui. The volunteers, who were both locals and visitors, helped pick up the trash in just over two hours.

The largest concentration of trash was the nearly 800 cigarette butts cleaned off the beach. In addition, the volunteers picked up more than 200 food wrappers, 240 metal bottle caps and 106 plastic bottle caps. The group also cleaned up the typical beach debris including fishing buoys, fishing net pieces, fishing line and rope. Items left be-

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How medical marijuana dispensaries handle money is a huge problem nationwide. Just. Plain. Huge. In January, the Los Angeles Times reported that the whole industry is on track to bring in about $7 billion in revenue in 2018, which means the problem’s only going to get worse.

The problem is very simple: though many states, including Hawaii, have legalized the sale of marijuana for medicinal purposes, the federal government still considers the drug completely illegal.

That means banks–regulated by the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation (FDIC)–refuse to do business with anyone who handles medical marijuana money.

And that means the dispensaries that are doing business right now are doing so on a cash-only system. Given the $7 billion in revenue this industry is on track to bring in, that just invites all sorts of trouble.

But now Hawaii state officials say they have a solution.

“The state has secured the services of Colorado-based Safe Harbor Private Banking that will provide limited and temporary financial services for Hawai‘i’s cannabis dispensaries,” says a Sept. 12 news release from Governor David Ige’s office.

“CanPay, a debit payment mobile application, will process sales transactions at retail dispensaries. Hawaii’s eight dispensary license holders have agreed to implement cashless operations by October 1, 2017.”

According to the news release, the CanPay app will allow cannabis dispensaries to conduct all their typical financial transactions, as well as set up payroll direct deposit, collect taxes and pay vendors. State officials insist the whole system will be “transparent.”

Gov. Ige’s apparently sold on it.

“This new cashless system enables the state to focus on patient, public and product safety while we allow commerce to take place,” Ige said in the news release. “This solution makes sense. It makes dispensary finances transparent and it makes it easier and safer for dispensaries to serve their patients and pay their employees and vendors.”

While it sounds great at first, forcing patients to use a debit payment app forces them to open a bank account in the first place, which a lot of poor people simply haven’t done. This would be very bad, but Teri Gorman, the spokesperson for the Hawaii Educational Association for Licensed Therapeutic Healthcare (HEALTH), which represents the state’s dispensaries (she also works for Maui Grown Therapies), says the dispensaries will still allow patients to pay in cash.

“The few patients who choose not to participate in a program that requires checking account transfers will still be able to make cash purchases in all Hawai‘i-licensed medical cannabis dispensaries,” she said in a Sept.

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hind by beach-goers included plastic lids, straws, forks, knives and spoons.

International Coastal Cleanup Day was hosted by Hawaiian Paddle Sports and Hawaii Mermaid Adventures. For the past 30 years, The Ocean Conservancy has hosted the worldwide International Coastal Cleanup event. During that time, nearly 12 million volunteers have removed over 220 million pounds of trash from the waterways and beaches; Maui’s International Coastal Cleanup event is supported by Malama Maui Nui, in conjunction with The Ocean Conservancy’s international cleanup efforts.

The Po‘olenalena Beach Park trash pickup count also included construction materials, fireworks, tires, a car hood, one Boogie Board, metal and plastic fence material, diapers, tampons, condoms, PVC pipe, glow sticks, a van seat, razor blades, camping gear and shoes.

The clean-up count does not include the two groups who used the Clean Swell App to keep track of the debris they removed.

After the cleanup, this data was added to the International Coastal Cleanup’s marine debris database. Results from the data help inform policy and debris removal efforts.

Maui’s International Coastal Cleanup was organized by Hawaiian Paddle Sports as part of its Malama Maui community give back program. To learn more, visit HawaiianPaddleSports.com/Malama-Maui.

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Guests at Scotland’s Macdonald Loch Rannoch hotel were terrorized by Robert Fergus, 72, and his wife, Ruth, 69, in February when the couple rampaged through the lobby with scissors and threatened to shoot other guests.

The incident apparently began when Mrs. Fergus pounded on a hotel room door at 1:45am, leading the guest within to call front desk staff, who Mrs. Fergus told her husband treated her “with hostility.” That’s when Mr. Fergus “reacted disproportionately” by running naked into the lobby with scissors, cutting communications cables and shouting that he would “slit” and “kill” onlookers.

Meanwhile, Mrs. Fergus told staff she was going to “get a gun and shoot you,” according to prosecutor Michael Sweeney. Staff and guests ran out of the hotel, while Mr. and Mrs. Fergus returned to their room to pack and took off in their BMW. They were apprehended when they flagged down a police car to accuse the hotel staff of abusing them, and Mr. Fergus could not pass a breath test. At their sentencing on Sept. 1, their attorneys blamed overconsumption of alcohol for their behavior, noting that Robert Fergus “had previously been of good character.” Nonetheless, they were fined 4,100 pounds and ordered to pay 800 pounds to cover the cost of damage to the hotel.

CRIMINAL’S REMORSE An anonymous Australian tourist mailed back a small stone he lifted from the Cwmhir Abbey in Wales, a Cistercian monastery founded in 1176, in August. The thief included a note explaining his remorse: “I have been an avid follower of the Welsh kings and their history, and so I took this rock. Ever since, I have had the most awful luck as if Llewellyn (sic) himself was angry with me.” Llywelyn ap Gruffudd, the last native prince of Wales, was beheaded and buried at the abbey in 1282, and legend says his ghost haunts the abbey. The trust that manages the abbey put the returned stone and the note on display, presumably to deter future sticky-fingered visitors.

A SINGULAR OBSESSION In Wenzhou City, China, an 11-year-old boy underwent surgery in August to remove 26 magnetic Buckyballs from his penis. The balls caused a blockage in the boy’s urethra, which caused bleeding and swelling. He told pediatrician Wang Yongbiao that he put the toys in his penis because he was “curious.”

(Bonus: The boy was identified in news reports as “Pi Pi.”)

IRONIES A Turkish homeless man who was sentenced to house arrest in June has had his sentence altered to better reflect his circumstances. Baris Alkan, 31, had been confined to a specific area, an empty spot enclosed by metal plates, near a bus station after being detained for using and selling drugs. “I don’t have a home address, so I have to stay here,” he said. “Even though I don’t have a house, I’m under house arrest.” The court subse-

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quently lifted the house arrest order and now requires Alkan to sign in at a nearby police station once a month.

PEOPLE DIFFERENT FROM US Emily Mueller, 33, of Ohio asked a photographer friend, Kendrah Damis, to take pictures of her pregnant with her fourth child–and covered in 20,000 bees. Mueller, who is a beekeeper, checked with her doctor before the photo session and was stung three times during the shoot. She said she associates bees with life and death: “Bees came into my life in a time that we had just suffered a miscarriage,” Mueller said. “That’s where everything fell into place for me–when honeybees entered my life.” She hopes the maternity photos will highlight the importance of bees.

LEAST COMPETENT CRIMINALS Steven Gomez-Maya, 20, handed tellers at the TD Bank North in Seymour, Connecticut, a note on Aug. 19, demanding money. He apparently failed to notice that his note was written on the back of his girlfriend’s pay stub, and when he tried to return to the bank (presumably to retrieve the note), the doors were locked. Seymour police tracked down the owner of the pay stub, and when they arrived at the girlfriend’s home, they caught Gomez-Maya as he was driving away. The hat he wore during the robbery and “a large amount of $10 bills” were found in the car, and he was charged with first-degree robbery.

COMPELLING EXPLANATION Andrew Shaw, 44, of Lancashire, England, appeared before the Blackpool Magistrates Court on Aug. 29, facing three counts of possessing obscene images of children on his computer. Shaw and his wife arrived at the court with their guide dogs, as both are legally blind (Shaw has a small amount of sight in one eye). His attorney explained: “It may be argued that difficulty with his vision makes it difficult to put an age to images he downloads. He may think he is looking at 16-yearolds.” Shaw was granted bail.

OOPS! Most news items about sinkholes highlight the large size of the hole. But a man in Brooklyn, New York, was trapped by a sinkhole in the middle of the street that was just big enough to swallow his leg. Steven Suarez, 33, was making a delivery with a hand truck on Myrtle Avenue on Aug. 29 when his foot disappeared into the pavement. “I was scared,” Suarez said. “It was my whole entire right leg, up until my tailbone basically.” Suarez was trapped for nearly an hour as bystanders directed traffic around him and rescue workers tried to free him. Co-worker Joe Grunbaum, 32, said Suarez seemed to be in a lot of pain, but the only casualty of the incident turned out to be Suarez’s right sneaker. ■

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ark Johnstone isn’t just one of Maui’s finest professional musicians. If you’ve ever had the chance to hear him play the piano, guitar, harmonica or sing, you already know that he’s a virtuoso. He’s got the soul, depth, tilted Fedora and swagger.

He also speaks with a slight East Coast accent, plays in the Grammy-nominated Mick Fleetwood Blues Band, wind surfs on the North Shore and is pretty funny.

In fact, Johnstone was my first roommate and one of my first friends when I moved to Maui from Oahu.

Johnstone’s sense of humor is more like a banter that plays on tomfoolery. It’s unique, special and infectious. He always has great stories, especially when it has to do with being a musician.

“Some think being a musician is all about panties thrown on the stage, signing breasts and phone numbers on paper napkins,” he says. “Being a musician on Maui means you often have to drive long distances and unless there’s a piano at your gig, you have to remember things.

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There’s always that moment several miles from the house when a feeling of paranoia comes over you and have to keep turning around to look in the back of the car to see if you’ve forgotten something… like that one of a kind power cable… I’ve pulled over more than once. It’s not only important to remember to bring your stuff, but also to remember to put it back in the car after. Once, I left my whole show on a cart out in front of a hotel and drove off. I didn’t realize it until halfway through a fish burger in Paia. I’ve heard a tale about a guitarist who left his guitar in its case on the front bumper of his truck and it made it all the way from Lahaina to Upcountry unscathed. I have an amplifier with tire tracks on it.”

Jazz and blues are two genres that you’ll most likely hear Johnstone play and sing.

“Jazz is a feeling,” he says. “It’s the music of the moment. It’s a spiritual pursuit, and always has one foot firmly planted in the blues. Any music that takes you away from the mundane is alright with me.”

Born in Massachusetts but raised in Maine and Rhode Island, Johnstone comes from a musical family.

“Both of my parents have shown me great support and guidance,” he says. “My father and I still have long-winded phone conversations about the current state of music. He came out of the ‘50s and ‘60s. I feel like I would have enjoyed living back then. Not that I’m not having fun now!

But I feel like I’m somewhat of a bridge between generations; part of a musical lineage which began with my great grandfather, who was known in upstate New York as ‘Jazz Johnstone.’“ Johnstone says his dad’s band used to play Saturday nights at a golf course clubhouse on the other side of a wooded area from his house. On those nights he’d open his window and hear the music drifting through the trees. He was always able to recognize the tunes.

In fact, his great grandma’s kitchen is where his dad, grandfather and uncles jammed harmonica. That’s what first introduced Mark to the Great American

Songbook. He fell in love with those tunes, and still plays some today.

Which is partly why Johnstone was one of the local musicians appearing at the recent Maui Jazz and Blues Festival in Wailea. Seeing him play the harmonica alongside accordion master Jo-El Sonnier (the undisputed “King of Cajun”) was legendary.

Harry Johnstone Sr. (Mark’s great grandfather that he never met) was a bandleader in upstate New York. He went by the name “Jazz Johnstone.”

His daughter was an accomplished vibraphonist and appeared in the 1932 movie The Big Broadcast, starring Bing Crosby. She was one of the singing telephone operators.

“Jazz Johnstone was the reason I brought back the ‘e’ to my name, which was lost by my grandfather while he was in the U.S. Air Force,” Johnstone told me.

Mark Johnstone first started playing music at age four. He says he used to sneak into his older sister’s room to play her electric piano.

Back then, the keys were about eye level, and

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The organizer asked if I would play solo. So I set my keys up and began playing. Shortly into my set, some teenage girls came up to me and said, ‘Me and my friends have been talking and we have decided that you should stop playing because we’re over it.’

Ouch! Worked over at Pavil’s!”

Johnstone says that one of the biggest lessons he’s learned on Maui is the importance of being a diverse musician.

“Maui has helped me to be a bit of a chameleon,” he says. “Most of all, the island has shown me how to be a nice person to work with. That goes a long, long way.”

Johnstone and Bobby Watson at this year's Maui Jazz & Blues Fest

“I learned so many practical things from Mac; how to do business, how to start and finish tunes, how to accompany singers, how to play a ballad, and most of all, how to be grateful as hell whenever you’re behind your instrument,” Johnstone says. “He was a great educator, and left a profound impression on me and all those that he met along his way. Whenever I have a moment of uncertainty on the bandstand I always think, what would Mac do?’”

Before Johnstone moved to Maui (over 16 years ago), he lived in Steamboat Springs, Colorado. There he enjoyed the seasons by snowboarding and playing music at restaurants, venues and private events. Since he also loved windsurfing, moving to Maui was a natural move.

“While looking for an apartment, I ran into Steve Sargenti, who basically gave me his whole contact list and said ‘here, go meet the cats,’” Johnstone says. “That’s aloha. I did a lot of footwork in the early days here on Maui, and played in lots of bands.” He told me that his solo piano gigs have been invaluable, including some of his long-term mainstays in South Maui.

For over 14 years, he’s been creating the vibes every weekend at Hotel Wailea (the former Capische.)

Back in the day, Johnstone would visit Fulton Tashombe when he would play at the Kea Lani Resort in Wailea. Sometimes, Tashombe would let him sit in. Tom Cherry was also a big help when Johnstone first arrived on island. He hired him at Hi-Tech and he’d include him in gigs with his band. After his first few months on Maui, Johnstone landed a five night a week gig at the old Marco’s in Kihei.

“I was living the dream,” he says.

“Marco was great and let me hire sidemen.

It was a good way to get to know the cats.

Then, my phone started ringing and I felt embraced by the Maui music ohana.”

Well, mostly embraced.

“When I first hit the island, I found myself in a live hip-hop band,” Johnstone told me. “They had volunteered to play at Pavil’s (Ho‘okipa) for a beach cleanup one Sunday. I was the only one who showed up.

You can see Mark Johnstone play on Maui on a weekly basis. He plays every Friday and Saturday at the Restaurant at Hotel Wailea (6-9pm), every Monday at Café des Amis in Paia (6:30-8:30pm) and every Thursday at Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon (6:30-8:30pm). He can also be seen playing gigs at Fleetwood’s on Front Street. Check the Fleetwood’s website for more details, and you can follow Mark on Facebook at Facebook.com/ markjohnstonemusic. ■ editor@mauitime.com For more A&E articles, visit: mauitime.com/entertainment

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that he quickly learned how to turn the tube amplifier “ON.” “My parents heard me playing and decided that maybe the wrong kid was taking piano,” Johnstone says. “That was the start. I studied classical pieces and memorized them quickly. However, my favorite thing was making up my own tunes. It was then that I realized there was a direct connection between the music and the way I was feeling. I became immediately hooked on this idea of selfexpression. I soon learned that music was also a great way to gain people’s attention.”

This was just the beginning of his musical education, and he continued studying classical piano with various teachers up until he was about 12. That’s when Johnstone discovered the guitar.

“Guitar has been a great companion,” he says. “I always liked the way it felt against my body. Plus, my father was a great guitar teacher, so that came in handy.”

Johnstone’s first musical role model was also his father. While he was growing up, his dad would teach guitar lessons at his home. He’d also hold band rehearsals in their living room.

“The guys in his band were some groovy cats and I wanted to be like them,” Johnstone says.

After high school, Johnstone enrolled in the Berklee College of Music (he also has an English degree from the University of Massachusetts in Boston). Since there were so many guitarists there, he decided to go back to the piano keys.

“Berklee was sink or swim,” Johnstone says. “It was very competitive, which can be overwhelming and inspiring at the same time. I learned what I needed to work on, and met the people I needed to know during my time there.“ During and after college, Johnstone continued on his musical journey. This is when he sought out the tutelage of his second most influential mentor, Mac Chrupcala (whom his father played with in the ‘60s). Mac was the best pianist Johnstone had ever seen, heard or known. He followed him around, and eventually became his roadie in exchange for piano tune-ups.

Johnstone is currently one of the very talented members of the four-piece Mick Fleetwood Blues Band. Naturally, I had to ask him how that relationship and musical venture came about.

“My friend Lenny Castellanos, who plays bass with Mick, told me that Mick and the guitarist Rick Vito were starting a project to commemorate 40 years of Fleetwood Mac, specifically the Peter Green years,” he says.

“Oddly enough, I was born the year they were founded in 1967.”

Johnstone says he jumped at the opportunity and organized an audition with Mick Fleetwood. He says that when Fleetwood headed into the audition, he heard him play some greasy organ, saw his Fedora, and gave him a nod of approval.

How cool is that?

“Mark is a player’s player, and is always in the groove–on the keys and harmonica,” Fleetwood has said of Johnstone.

Johnstone has been part Fleetwood’s band for about eight years now.

“It’s been a great journey,” Johnstone says. “My main goal is to be true to the genre and at the same time be myself.

We’ve toured Europe, Australia, New Zealand and just finished a West Coast/ Canada tour. A long time ago, I put it out into the universe that I wanted music to show me the world. Cruising with Mick, Rick Vito and Lenny has helped me realize this goal. Hopefully, there’s much more to come.”

In 2009, the Mick Fleetwood Blues Band’s album Blue Again was nominated for a Grammy in the Traditional Blues category. Though they didn’t win,

Johnstone told me how cool it was to experience the red carpet at the Grammy Awards, and how surreal it was to sit there in the audience.

In addition to playing in the Mick Fleetwood Blues Band, Johnstone is also involved with many musicians throughout the islands. He told me that playing with Fleetwood has certainly helped to open some doors for him.

“I’m honored to be embraced by the Maui music ohana, and also by people like Henry Kapono,” Johnstone says. “I really enjoyed playing his ‘Back in the Day’ concert at the Waikiki Shell a few years back. It was quite a moment to be up there with all of those legendary Hawaiian entertainers.”

Johnstone also has his own band, called Wavetrain. They’ve actually played over a 150 shows at Charley’s in Paia.

Consider them connoisseurs of dirty, modern, electro funk (you can check them out online at Facebook.com/ wavetrainmaui).

“I consider myself very lucky that the venues I play at allow me to explore my own musical vision,” Johnstone says.

“I don’t play a lot of the usual stuff you hear on the radio. If something contemporary catches my ear, I like to incorporate it into my repertoire. There is a balance, however, between being artistically indulgent and keeping people entertained. Either way, I believe that if you’re coming from a genuine place, then folks will pick up on that and appreciate it. Most of all, play the melody!”

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all of the smoothies to keep the calorie content down. Smoothies can get crazy in calorie count really fast. Glam is strawberries, collagen, orange and carrot. Our smoothies come in around 200 calories.”

Their juices also have a following. They keep three kinds minimum in the grab and go container.

“We have the Purify Me that was the first juice we had formulated for our menu, and it might be the best selling item, period,” says Wentworth. “It has beets, turmeric, ginger, orange, carrot and lemon. It’s cleansing, and keeps your metabolism high. Beets are so good for the circulatory system. The Purify Me started it all with the juices. We used to make the juices in house, but then our juicer broke.

It was the best thing that ever happened.

For years I’ve been thinking I had to do cold press juice. When it broke I had about four hours to find juice for the next day.

Luckily, R.I.P.E. juice stepped up, and they were looking for wholesale accounts. It was important to me that I keep the juices affordable, and I offer them at $9.50 for 16 ounces of juice.”

Wentworth says there’s one thing that every Sip Me Cafe will have, and that’s friendly customer service.

“I had no idea how hard service was until I worked in here,” says Wentworth. “We really try to stick to our standards. In doing that we have kept our coffee to a level, and Gridley has helped us keep to this level that you might not find in other coffee shops.

We really try to excel at everything we do.

Since we outsource our teas, our juices, our baked goods, it really allows us to do what we are good at. I’m not going to the staff and asking them to do all of the menu exceptionally. Instead, they can just focus on customer service, espresso and coffee.

And my staff is not run down.” ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit: mauitime.com/food-drink

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ip Me is one of Makawao’s destination cafes. In the morning you’ll find Upcountry hipsters, folks on their way to work, wifi users and visitors all lined up to taste organic food and beverages. They opened on June 29, 2015, in the old Kitada’s location and have been gaining a following ever since. The cafe is bright, contemporary and cozy. In the last two years, owner Laura Wentworth has fine-tuned the menu, and has plans to open her cafes all over Maui.

“Our name, ‘Sip Me,’ was all about what you could sip,” says Wentworth. “Coffee, tea, juice, smoothies, with pastries on the side. So our brand is changing a little bit, but our name is not. It will be interesting to see how this is received. I don’t think anyone will complain.”

Her Kahului location will open soon, and that will add a lot of square feet to her operation.

“Kahului is 3,000 square feet, and the Makawao location is 700 square feet, but we will not have a kitchen in that location, either,” says Wentworth. “We won’t have a commercial kitchen but we will have a large back of the house to store our foodstuffs. Kahului will also have a drive-thru, which will be a game-changer for us.”

Since her neighbor Market Fresh closed, Wentworth is taking on more menu items.

“When I opened, Market Fresh was across the street,” says Wentworth. “Chef Justin Pardo is a really good friend of mine.

I didn’t want to do anything that went directly against his menu. I mean, let’s face it: I’m not going to make a sandwich better than Justin. Now that Market Fresh has closed, I’m actually working with a chef to make some lunch items. We’re really excited about this. We’ve tailored a farm-to-table menu that he will be launching for us. It will be launched out of the Kahului loca-

tion, but certain aspects will be integrated at the Makawao location.”

The items will be grab-and-go and readymade, but her plan is to elevate the process.

“We will have pohole fern salads, paninis, watermelon sage salads and a Sip-Me full nutrition salad that has everything you could possibly need in one salad,” says Wentworth. “He’s going to go into a commercial kitchen, make it all, and then go into our location and set everything up. So it’s pre-made but at a whole new level.”

Sip Me’s current menu includes breakfast fare like coffee cakes, yogurt, bagels, scones and danishes that run you from $3 to $9.50. There’s also a whole gluten-free section with muffins, scones, waffles, Brazilian cheese bread and coffee cakes.

“I don’t bake anything,” says Wentworth.

“I’m a horrible baker. You never want to eat anything that I bake. The gluten-free quiche is from Sugar Shop in Lahaina. They bake everything fresh daily for us. They do all of our gluten-free.”

Having a coffee shop with no kitchen was a problem at first, but Wentworth learned it meant fewer permits overall.

“One of the biggest challenges with getting this space open was trying to figure out how to do it without having to have a commercial kitchen,” says Wentworth.

“You get hit with a lot of other permits when you have a commercial kitchen.

There are already enough permits for just a coffee shop. We found four great chefs that we started with, they all specialize in something different and they rotate through the week, all week long seven days a week. One is great at coffee cakes the other is really good at cookies and Rice Crispy treats. We pick up fresh from them at 6am and bring it to the shop. The earlier you come in, you can get it hot from the oven. When the coffee cakes are all warm and moist, it’s so awesome. That’s my favorite and it’s our best seller.”

But what people really want are the drinks, and that starts with coffee.

“I had heard about this guy, David Gridley, who used to own a coffee shop in Kahului, who now roasts beans as Maui Oma,” says Wentworth. “He’s amazing.

He’s so passionate about what he does.

He comes in and trains you and makes you learn how to pull perfect shot after perfect shot after perfect shot. He will not agree to let you carry his beans until he feels that you a) know what the difference is, b) know how to pull a perfect shot every single time under pressure and c) can follow these strict guidelines and give them over to your staff. It took about three months for us to convince him, but we did, and he did a full training with the staff. Now he’s family.”

At Sip Me, the hot coffee will be a different bean from the iced coffee.

“Our Sip Me house blend is a full roast Nicaraguan, Costa Rican and 10 percent Maui,” says Wentworth. “It’s really smooth and the caffeine content is a little higher. It’s a mixture of light and dark. You get the richness of the dark and the caffeine of the light.”

Then there’s the espresso.

“Our espresso is a full French blend,” she says. “It has four different kinds of French beans in it. Our iced coffee is a whole other blend. It’s all Italian. Italians make a really bold rich strong tasting coffee. It makes for really good toddies and iced coffees. Every different kind of coffee has its own different kind of blend.”

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Zeptember VIII THIS YEAR, THEY’LL RECREATE THE EARLS COURT 1975 SHOW AT MULLIGAN’S

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here are many people who would argue that Led Zeppelin is one of the best bands in the 1970s.

At the top of that list would be Ruth O’Keefe and Nils Rosenblad, who’ve poured gallons of blood, sweat and tears into Maui’s signature Zeppelin tribute show known as Zeptember. This year the show is back for its eighth installment, and there’s an amazing lineup and a new twist.

“Normally what happens is we have a list of songs everybody wants to do, and the list of songs that need to be done,” says Rosenblad, the show’s Music Director. “There is this giant six weeks of negotiating who does what. This year, I was just starting to get into it, and already getting PTSD. I ended up watching the Earls Court 1975 show. I thought this was one of the best shows they ever did. It’s an insane set list. It’s what they do–they were geniuses at their presentation. The blocking of the show, what they played where. So I thought, let’s just do that, and it takes all the other stuff out of the equation.”

The Earls Court show made history for Zeppelin.

“We are just trying to bring back what was an incredible event,” says O’Keefe, the founder of Zeptember. “They picked some of their best songs for that show. Originally tickets were

one pound to two pounds fifty. They sold out so fast they had to add more nights. People still talk about this show, as one of the finest musical performances ever. The amazing thing is that with these Maui musicians, we’re able to do it. If you’re a hardcore Zeppelin fan, you will not be disappointed.”

There’s an official video of the Earls Court show, but the bootlegs are what real fans love.

“There’s video of the third or fourth night when they are already into a cocaine bender, which isn’t that great,” says O’Keefe. “But the bootleg from [nights] one and two, that’s one of the legendary shows. Most of the people that do this show, that are in the show, they just love the music. It was an incredible time for rock. That time has passed. It’s like we’re keeping something alive. It’s an opportunity. There are not a lot of rock shows on Maui–this is the real deal. It’s like the hammer of the gods. We go for it.”

Zeppelin is a favorite with hardcore fans, but O’Keefe and Rosenblad note that the band has up and coming young fans now, too.

“I think you can go back to any era and there is music that is absolutely compelling,” says Rosenblad. “In the ‘70s, it was Zeppelin at the top of the heap. There are so many Zeppelin samples out there too from the decades

after. I just know that my kids love it and they are nine and 15. We will go to a surf contest and we will be listening to Zeppelin on the radio. It’s partly because they were so exposed and distributed. Those were the best selling albums of their time.”

Rock and roll bands in the ‘70s did a lot of bar and club shows, and that vibe is captured by hosting the show at Mulligan’s on the Blue in Wailea.

“We’re at Mulligan’s again this year,” says O’Keefe. “I’m from a place where these musicians started in the bars–I understand the bar scene. I want to keep this event in a bar like atmosphere. I love Mulligan’s chandelier, wooden walls and the freedom to walk around listening to live music. It fits well with this show.

When we started this eight years ago, it was such an unusual thing to think of, and [Mulligan’s owner] Mike O’Dwyer stepped up to the plate and said that he would host it.”

One of the special treats is to see Maui musicians playing together in lineups you haven’t seen.

“I got Chris Sendrey on guitar, and he is going to do ‘Dazed and Confused’ with a bow,” says Rosenblad. “That’s going to be an amazing segment. There are different lineups for each song. One of the things that’s really cool for the music community is that you’re

playing with people you don’t necessarily normally play with. They just aren’t in your band.

So it’s a gathering of the tribe every year.”

Event Horizons will be doing the lighting and Inside Out Universe is doing the sound.

Doors open at 6pm. The musical lineup includes Gretchen Rhodes, Satchel Gleason, Danielle Delaunay, Chris Sendrey, Kai Katchedorian, John Michael, Tim Hackbarth, Justin Morris, Lawaia, Kaulana Kanekoa, Travis Rice, Rick Bodinus, Sara Jelley, Dave Elberg and Nils Rosenblad. Tickets are $35 on sale at Alice in Hulaland, Las Pinatas, Mulligans on the Blue, 808 On Main and Eventbrite.com. Tickets will be $45 at the door.

“The songs on the list this year are incredible,” says O’Keefe. “We have ‘Kashmir,’ ‘Stairway to Heaven,’ ‘Rock and Roll’–all the big hits that you would expect are in that playlist for this year.

I think Led Zeppelin is one of the best bands in the world. I’m walking around seeing kids come out of school wearing Zeppelin shirts. They’re popular with young people and popular with the older fans. Their music is absolutely incredible. Almost everyone knows a Zeppelin song.” ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more A&E stories, visit: mauitime.com/entertainment

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This Week's Picks THURSDAY, SEPT. 21

FRIDAY, SEPT. 22 TASTE OF TAVERNA – Enjoy Taste of Taverna events through Saturday, Sept. 30. During the month, the restaurant is offering a special “Taste of Taverna” menu that includes their most popular and best priced culinary selections. Besides eating delectable rustic Italian bites fused with island grown ingredients, guests will also be entered into a drawing for three $50 Taverna gift certificates. Daily. 5pm-close. Taverna Kapalua, (2000 Village Rd., Kapalua); 808-667-CIAO; Tavernamaui.com.

Photo: Jen Russo

‘PARADIGM LOST’ – The surf film Paradigm Lost st ter will screen at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center (MACC). The film is produced and directed by Kai Lenny, ncludes clips Johnny Decesare and Jace Panebianco. The film includes nd more. Featured of surfing, windsurfing, hydro-foiling, paddling, SUP and athletes include Lenny, Albee Layer, Kelly Slater, Matt Meola, Robby ictor Lopez, Dave Naish, Ian Walsh, Dusty Payne, Clyde Aikau, Victor Kalama and Laird Hamilton. $7-12. 6:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural OW; Mauiarts.org.

Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Photo courtesy of Facebook/Kai Lenny

FRIDAY, SEPT. 22 JOSH TATOFI – You can see Josh Tatofi in his Touch of Soul show at the MACC. Born in Honolulu, Tatofi has been called the “Polynesian Luther Vandross” for his heartfelt and soulful ballads. His album, Pua Kiele, was named the Island Music Album of the Year at the 2017 Na Hoku Hanohano Awards, where he also won the Male Vocalist of the Year award. $30.

7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org.

Photo courtesy of Facebook/Josh Tatofi Music

‘THE ELEPHANT MAN’ – Now’s your chance to see the classic drama The Elephant Man at ProArts Playhouse. It’s the story of John Merrick, a man who lived with a horrifying and rare skin and bone disease. Considered a freak and abandoned by his family, his life changed drastically while under the care of a young physician. The show runs from Friday, Sept. 22 through Sunday, Oct. 8. $26. Showtimes are Thursdays to Saturday at 7:30pm and Sundays at 3pm (no performance on Sunday, Oct. 1). 7:30pm. ProArts Playhouse, (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-463-6550; Proartsmaui.com.

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FRIDAY, SEPT. 22 ‘BIRDCAGE’ – Gannon’s Movie Under the Stars will feature Birdcage. The 1996 comedy stars Robin Williams, Nathan Lane, Gene Hackman and Dianne Wiest. It’s about a gay cabaret club owner and his drag queen companion as they’re introduced to right-wing, moralistic parents. Stop by the Red Bar before the movie to try the special cocktail of the night (no alcohol is permitted in the movie viewing area). $7. 8pm.

Gannon’s, (100 Wailea Golf Club Dr.); 808-875-8080; Gannonsrestaurant.com. Photo courtesy IMDB.com

‘A WOMAN’S PLACE IS…’ – The event “A Woman’s Place Is… American Business Women’s Day on Maui” will be at the King Kamehameha Golf Club. It will feature female speakers like Gladys Coelho Baisa, Judy Palmer Capertina, Debbie Finkiewicz, Melanie Marrero, Leslie Malulani Shizue Miki, Susie Thieman, Diane Haynes Woodburn and Mylen Fe Yamamoto. They’ll discuss women in business and what they’ve learned as entrepreneurs. RSVP online required. $40. 11am-2pm. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-866-5025; Mauibusinessbrainstormers.org. Photo of Gladys Baisa courtesy County of Maui

FRIDAY, SEPT. 22 OKTOBERFEST BEER GARDEN – The Oktoberfest Beer Garden will be at the Montage Kapalua Bay. Celebrate Oktoberfest with German fare and specialty beers. There will be food stations with Chris Damskey (Chef of Montage Kapalua), Robert Barrera (Chef de Cuisine of Cane & Canoe) and Jojo Vasquez (Chef of The Plantation House). Beers will be made available from Maui Brewing Company, Kohola Brewery and Ayinger Brewery (Bavaria). Buy tickets online. 21+. $75. 4pm. Montage Kapalua Bay, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6600; Kapalua-beergarden-2017.eventbrite.com. Photo courtesy Karin Sagar

BROWNCHICKEN BROWNCOW STRINGBAND – BrownChicken BrownCow Stringband will play at Charley’s. Head to the Northshore for a night of bottle clanking, boot knocking and knee slapping fun.

All the original band members will be on stage for an exciting night of bluegrass and European Gypsy jazz.

Buy your tickets on Eventbrite early, this will most likely sell out. 21+. $20. 9pm. Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com. Photo courtesy Charley’s

SATURDAY, SEPT. 23 ST. JOHN’S KULA FESTIVAL – St. John’s annual Kula Festival will take place at St. John’s Episcopal Church. The public is invited to enjoy live music, ono food, baked goods, a farmers market, silent auction, quilt show, keiki games and more. Live entertainment will be provided by Kanekoa, the halau of Kumu Maka‘ala Palmore, Joel Katz, Jamie Lawrence, Brian and Meryl and Soul Kitchen. Proceeds will benefit the Ka Hale A Ke Ola and Family Life Center. Admission is $1 or one can of food for the Maui Food Bank, and free for children 10 and under.

9am. St. John’s Episcopal Church, (8992 Kula Hwy.); 808-878-1485; Stjohnsmaui.org. Photo courtesy of Facebook/ St. Johns Kula Festival

MAUI OKINAWAN FESTIVAL – The Maui Okinawan Festival will happen at the Maui Mall. The Maui Okinawan Kenjin Kai (MOKK) invites everyone to celebrate with Okinawan music and dance, taiko drumming, traditional Okinawan foods, a Country Store, keiki games, art and craft vendors and more. Guests can also have a professional photo session in traditional Okinawan clothing with Nagamine Photo Studio. All proceeds benefit the Maui Okinawan Kenjin Kai. Free. 10am-3pm. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com. Photo courtesy Maui Mall

SUNDAY, SEPT. 24 NENE AWARENESS DAY – Celebrate Nene Awareness reness Day at the Maui vent will be a complete Bird Conservation Center. This family-friendly event dedication to Hawaii’s State Bird with information about conservation and y, no tours of the facillocal programs as well as crafts and snacks. Sorry, nservation ity during the event. Free. 9am. Maui Bird Conservation 0690; Center, (2375 Olinda Rd., Makawao); 808-572-0690; dia Mauiforestbirds.org. Photo: Flickr/Kaiscapes Media

MONDAY, SEPT. 25

AHA ALOHA ‘OCEAN OF LOVE’ III – ‘Aha Aloha Ocean of Love III will be at Makawao Union Church. This event will feature an evening of pule, blessings, Hawaiian music, hula, wisdom and mana'o. It will include Lei‘ohu Ryder, Maydeen Iao, Kumu Puna Kalama Dawson and Jazmyne Geis. $25 advance cash tickets are available at Maui Kombucha in Haiku and MacNet in Kahului. $35 for adults, $15 for keiki 12 and under. 5pm. Makawao Union Church, (1445 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-579-9261; Alohainaction.com. Photo courtesy of Facebook/Lei‘ohu Ryder

WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 27 COCKTAILS AND CANVAS EXPERIENCE – A Cocktails and Canvas Experience will be at the Aston Ka‘anapali Shores. It’s a weekly pau hana painting party that rotates through West Maui venues. Join Island Art Party for a creative class with step-by-step instruction that will leave everyone with their own masterpiece. Admission includes cost of materials, one complimentary drink and pupus. $59-69. 4:30pm. Aston Ka‘anapali Shores, (3445 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Honokowai); 808-687-7101; Islandartparty.com.

Photo courtesy of Facebook/Island Art Party

LOCAL SCIENCE EDUCATION SERIES – Another Local Sciience Education Series will be held at Kohola Brewery. For this edition, you can enjoy a cold Kohola brew while learning more about the Maui Nui Seabird Recovery Project. Local field biologists will discuss the history and challenges of Maui’s native and endangered species populations. 21+. Free.

3pm. Kohola Brewery, (910 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-868-3198; Mauinuiseabirds.org. Photo courtesy of Facebook/Maui Nui Seabird Recovery Project

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Look Who's Coming To Dinner Darren Aronfsky’s ‘Mother!’ is ferocious but fatally chaotic ★★★★★ Rated R / 121 Min.

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n Darren Aronofsky’s ferocious but fatally chaotic Mother!, Jennifer Lawrence stars as the young wife of a would-be author (played by Javier Bardem) experiencing writer’s block. The arrival of unannounced guests (played by Ed Harris and Michelle Pfeiffer) intrudes upon the quiet of the couple’s country home, which they’re in the process of renovating. A mysterious opening scene establishes immediately that this isn’t going to be like any other film you’ve seen this year.

The puzzle at the core of Mother! is that, for most of the film, we’re not sure if we trust the mindset of Lawrence’s character and whether the more outrageous things we’re seeing are hallucinations. There’s also the mystery of why Aronofsky decided the title needed an exclamation point, as if his crazy new film wouldn’t stand out.

Lawrence dials down her usually boisterous screen presence and gives a radiant, admirably committed turn. Bardem, like Harris and Pfieffer, is entirely dialed in to the director’s off-kilter characterizations.

The first act, in which the camera closely follows Lawrence as she explores the confines of their home and experiences unease as uninvited guests arrive, is the strongest. Striking visual clues faintly suggest where Aronofsky is taking us and fans of his work know to expect a relentlessly intense experience.

More so than Aronofsky’s Black Swan or Requiem For A Dream (both masterpieces), this gave me the same sensation I had while viewing his rocky interpretation of Noah: after initially admiring how bold, uncompromised and committed he was to his vision,

I felt worn down, jerked around and finally cried out “Uncle!”

I liked the final reveal, which answers the basic question of “What’s going on?” Yet, Aronofsky still leaves multiple interpretations on the table. Among them, this could be an allegory about motherhood overall, humanity portrayed as a fatally flawed microcosm or a metaphor for the creation and practice of a religion. Also, note the way a character states, “I need to take this to prove I was here,” a possible suggestion that the film is a commentary on colonialism(!).

There’s a lot here to chew on, though most of the big moments in the third act rush by without creating a full emotional impact.

On the surface, Mother! evokes the agoraphobia and mounting paranoia of Roman Polanski’s Repulsion and Rosemary’s Baby. It also reminded me of Thomas Berger’s darkly comic novels about proper etiquette in dealing with unwanted houseguests and how we should go in being accommodating. There’s also portions that suggest Aronofsky has viewed John Cassavetes’ A Woman Under the Influence, Peter Greenaway’s The Baby of Macon and likes a sprinkle of Richard Lester-type anarchy.

If this all sounds very pretentious, so be it. Every great movie is pretentious.

The problem here is that, in spite of how thought provoking and confrontational Aronofsky has intentionally made this, Mother! doesn’t work as well it should.

With its subplot of how a writer’s words have the power to create and destroy, the film this reminded me the most is, of all things, M. Night Shyamalan’s Lady in the Water. That film and Aronofsky’s latest are both crafted with great skill, take huge risks, could care less about alienating their audience and stumble over the murk of their screwy presentation.

It’s not Aronofsky’s fault that Paramount

No thanks–I had heart for lunch

Pictures has released effective but misleading trailers promoting his film. Make no mistake, this isn’t a horror film. Well, unless you’re an expectant mother or have a newborn. In that case, this may be unwatchable (truth be told,

Aronofsky’s other works are far more grueling). Individual opinion on this will likely scattered as the film itself. There are great scenes, especially early on but this is a film only a mother(!) could love. ■

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Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm)

Kingsman: The Golden Circle- R- 2D THU 7:30.

2D FRI-SAT 10:00 1:00 4:00 7:00 10:00, 2D SUN 1:00 4:00 7:00, 2D MON-THU 10:00 1:00 4:00 7:00 It-R- 2D THU 10:00 11:00 1:00 2:00 4:00 5:00 7:00 8:00. 2D FRI-SAT 10:10 11:00 1:10 2:00 4:10 5:00 7:10 8:00 10:10 10:50, 2D SUN-THU 10:10 11:00 1:10 2:00 4:10 5:00 7:10 8:00.

American Assassin-R- 2D THU 10:00 11:15 12:30 1:45 3:00 4:30 5:30 8:10. 2D FRI-SAT 11:15 12:15 1:45 4:15 5:00 7:00 9:30 10:00, 2D SUN-WED 11:15 12:15 1:45 4:15 5:00 7:00, 2D THU 11:15 12:15 1:45 4:15 5:00.

Home Again-PG13- 2D THU 10:30 12:45 3:00 5:15. 2D FRI-SAT 10:00 2:45 7:30, 2D SUN 2:45 7:30, 2D MON-THU 10:00 2:45 7:30.

Brad’s Status-R- 2D THU 7:10. 2D FRI 10:00 12:30 3:00 5:30 8:00 10:30, 2D SAT 12:30 3:00 5:30 8:00 10:30, 2D SUN 12:30 3:00 5:30 8:00, 2D MON-THU 10:00 12:30 3:00 5:30 8:00.

Wind River-R- 2D THU 11:45 2:15 4:45.

Jeepers Creepers 3- NR- 2D TUE 7:00.

Kingsman: The Golden Circle- R- 2D THU 7:00 10:00. 2D FRI (12:40 3:40) 7:00 9:20 9:40, 2D SAT-SUN (12:40) 3:40 6:30 7:00 9:20 9:40, 2D MON-THU (12:40 3:40) 7:00 9:20.

Lego Ninjago Movie-PG- 2D FRI (1:00 4:10) 6:50 9:50, 2D SAT (1:00) 4:10 6:50 9:50, 2D MONTHU (1:40) 7:20, 3D FRI (1:40 4:40) 7:20, 3D SATSUN (1:40) 4:40 7:20, 3D MON-THU (4:40) 9:50.

Mother!-R- 2D THU 1:30 4:20 7:10 9:50. 2D FRI (1:20 4:20) 6:40 9:50, 2D SAT-SUN (1:20) 4:20 6:40 9:30, 2D MON-THU (1:20 4:20) 6:40 9:30.

Leap!- PG- 2D THU 12:40 2:50 5:00. 2D FRI (12:30 2:30), 2D SAT-SUN (12:30 2:30) 4:30, 2D MON (12:30 2:30 4:30) 6:50 9:10, 2D TUE (12:30 2:30 4:30) 9:30, 2D WED (12:30 2:30 4:30) 6:50 9:10, 2D THU (12:30 2:30 4:30) 9:50.

Hitman’s Bodyguard- R- 2D THU 1:20 4:00 6:50 9:30. 2D FRI (12:50 3:50) 7:10 9:50, 2D SAT-SUN (12:50) 3:50 7:10 9:50, 2D MON-THU (12:50 3:50) 7:10 9:50.

Girls Trip-R- 2D THU 12:50 3:40 7:20 10:00. 2D

FRI-SUN 10:00, 2D MON (1:00 3:50) 6:30 10:00, 2D TUE (1:00 3:50) 6:50 10:00, 2D WED (1:00 3:50) 6:30 10:00, 2D THU (1:00 3:50) 6:25 10:00.

Birth of a Dragon- PG13- 2D THU 1:00 4:10 9:40.

Annabelle: Creation-R- 2D THU 7:30 10:00.

Ingrid Goes West-R- 2D THU 6:30.

The Emoji Movie-PG- 2D THU 12:30 2:40 4:50.

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WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) Kingsman: The Golden Circle- R- 2D THU 7:00.

2D FRI-SAT 12:40 3:50 7:00 10:05, 2D SUNMON 12:40 3:50 7:00, 2D TUE 12:40 3:50 7:00 10:05, 2D WED-THU 12:40 3:50 7:00.

American Assassin-R- 2D THU 1:00 4:05 7:10.

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The Hitman’s Bodyguard-R- 2D THU 1:30 4:20.

The Lego Ninjago Movie opens this week

NEW THIS WEEK BRAD’S STATUS - R - Comedy/Drama - A father takes his son on a tour of colleges and ends up feeling bad about his life choices. Stars Ben Stiller and Austin Abrams. 101 min.

JEEPERS CREEPERS 3 - R - Horror - Set between Jeepers Creepers 1 and Jeepers Creepers 2 for some reason, the Creeper terrorizes a farming community while a sergeant organizes a posse to take it down. 100 min.

KINGSMAN: THE GOLDEN CIRCLE - R - Action/Comedy - When the world is held hostage, the Kingsmen join forces with American spies.

Stars Taron Egerton and Colin Firth. 141 min.

THE LEGO NINJAGO MOVIE - PG - Animation/ Adventure - Six young ninjas must defend their home. Voices by Jackie Chan, Dave Franco and Fred Armisen. 101 min.

NOW PLAYING AMERICAN ASSASSIN - R - Action/Thriller Some white guy becomes a counter-terrorism

assassin for the CIA so he can kill the Muslim terrorists who killed his girlfriend. And we wonder why the world is the way it is. 111 min.

LAST CHANCE

GIRLS TRIP - R - Comedy - Four friends travel to New Orleans for the Essence Festival. Stars Queen Latifah, Jada Pinkett Smith and Regina Hall. 122 min.

ANNABELLE: CREATION - R - Horror/Thriller - A possessed doll haunts a nun and some orphans. 109 min.

THE HITMAN’S BODYGUARD - R - Action/ Comedy - If I’m reading this right, Deadpool has to guard Nick Fury because of something. Stars Ryan Reynolds and Samuel L. Jackson. 118 min.

BIRTH OF THE DRAGON - PG13 - Action/ Drama - This is the story of the legendary fight between Bruce Lee and kung fu master Wong Jack Man in 1960s San Francisco. Stars Philip Ng and Yu Xia. 103 min.

HOME AGAIN - PG13 - Romance/Comedy - Three young men move in with a single mom in Los Angeles. Stars Reese Witherspoon, Nat Wolff and Lake Bell. 97 min.

IT - R - Horror - Bullied kids band together when a scary clown monster begins hunting them. 135 min.

THE EMOJI MOVIE - PG - Animation/Comedy - The story of a multi-expressional emoji who wants to become a normal, single-expression emoji. 86 min.

LEAP! - PG - Animation/Comedy - An orphan girl goes to Paris to learn how to be a ballerina. Voices by Elle Fanning and Carly Rae Jepsen. 89 min.

INGRID GOES WEST - R - Comedy/Drama - A social media stalker inserts herself into the life of an Instagram star. Stars Aubrey Plaza and Elizabeth Olsen. 97 min.

MOTHER! - R - Horror/Mystery - Uninvited guests disrupt a couple’s quiet life. Stars Jennifer Lawrence and Javier Bardem. See this week’s movie review. 121 min.

WIND RIVER - R - Action/Crime - An FBI agent and a game tracker team up to investigate a murder on a Native American reservation. Stars Jeremy Renner and Kelsey Asbille.107 min.

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Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS PAT SIMMONS JR. - Thu. Sep 21. Enjoy a blend of Hawaiian inspired acoustic folk music live with Pat Simmons Jr. 6:30pm. Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com KIHEI FOURTH FRIDAY TOWN PARTY - Fri. Sep 22. Head to South Maui and enjoy live entertainment, food booths and trucks, over 50 arts and crafts vendors, fun for the keiki and plenty of great local shopping. Free. 6pm. Azeka Mauka Marketplace, (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-270-7710; Mauifridays.com KAILA WEAVER ALBUM FUNDRAISER CONCERT - Fri. Sep 22. It’s a night of music and storytelling from Kaila Weaver. Enjoy homemade cacao and a sing-along. This event is focused on fundraising for Weaver’s upcoming debut album recording. Please bring cash donations to fund her production costs.

Suggested donation of $11. Donations of $11 or more will receive a digital download. All ages welcome. 7pm.

Treehouse Art Studios, (375 W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku); 781-726-1136; Treehouseartstudios.com ‘OLD SCHOOL FRIDAYS’ - Fri. Sep 22. Next Level Productions and DaJam 98.3 will rock the hottest Old School Party on Maui. Featuring music from the 1980s and ‘90s. 21+. $10. 9pm. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-866-5025; Mauiliveevents.com THE STEPPAS AND UNIFIED SOUL - Sat. Sep 23. HHH Entertainment presents The Steppas, Unified Soul and HHH DJs. Hosted by Shane the Hawaiian Homeboy, $25 pre-sale ticket available at Headquarters Maui at the Maui Mall, Aloha Vapes or Mulligan’s. $30 day of and $50 VIP includes pupus and refreshments (cash only). 21+.

6pm. Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com THE GREAT DIAMOND HEIST STARRING THE LAMONTS - Sat. Sep 23. Don’t miss out on the mucho macho rock show of de ano. The Lamonts make their South Maui debut with DJ sets by CPNess and Boomshot. They’ll be bringing their all-original style of punk rock, funk and hip-hop with a little bit of spunk. 21+. $5. 9pm.

Diamond’s Ice Bar and Grill, (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-9299; Diamondsicebar.com WILD WAHINE WEDNESDAY - Wed. Sep 27. Casanova’s Famous Ladies’ Night 2.0. $10. 10pm. Casanova Italian Restaurant and Deli, (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220; Casanovamaui.com

STAGE SHOWS ‘ULALENA - Thur, Fri, Mon, Tue. Delight in the richness of Hawaiian history and culture through authentic Hawaiian music, dance and over 100 instruments played live in a dynamic, colorful, emotional, and entertaining theatrical performance.

Embark on this powerful journey, and leave with a deeper understanding of the island’s culture, and the true essence of aloha. $29.99 Keiki / $59.99 Adults. Children 5 and under are free. Kama‘aina and military rates, and dinner partner offers are available. 5pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com WARREN AND ANNABELLE’S MAGIC SHOW - Mon-Sat. Warren Gibson, one of the country’s premier sleight-of-hand magicians, treats you to the best “close-up” magic and comedy in a beautiful 78-seat venue! Annabelle, their resident ghost, will entertain you while you dine, enjoy cocktails, appetizers, and yummy desserts. $64-104.50. 5pm.

Warren and Annabelle’s, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-6244; Warrenandannabelles.com NA LIO DINNER - Thu. Sep 21. Sit back and enjoy the story of the horse in Hawaii and discover how the Hawaiian Cowboys, and the horse be-

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came a part of Hawaiian culture. Check-in at the shop and the shuttle will transport you to Kahalawai Farms and Stables for the dinner and show.

The Menu will be seasonal and prepared on location by Kalei’s Food Truck and Catering. Visit with miniature horses Julio and Freedom, take pictures and meet the horses and cast of Na Lio. BYOB. $99. 5:30pm. Na Lio Gift Shop, (335 Keawe St., Lahaina); 808-270-2255; Naliomaui.com BURN’N LOVE - Thur, Fri, Mon, Tue. Bringing back the golden era of Elvis in Hawaii. Starring Darren Lee, relive the days of Blue Hawaii with one of the best Elvis impersonators in the world. $60-110. 7:30pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com

vintages, pineapple and blended wines, alongside delicious and flavorful three courses prepared by talented Japengo chefs. $80. 5:30pm. Japengo at Hyatt Regency Maui, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4727; Japengomaui.com KING’S VISIT WINE TASTING AND TOUR Thu. Sep 21. This exclusive tour includes visiting the Old Jail, tasting small-production single varietal Ulupalakua Vineyards estate wines, a walk through the vineyard grounds, and lots of opportunities to talk story about the history of Rose Ranch. Reservations required. 3:30pm. MauiWine, Ulupalakua Vineyards, (14815 Pi‘ilani Hwy., Ulupalakua); 808-878-6058; Mauiwine.com

KAPALUA SUNSET EXPERIENCE - Thu. Sep COMEDY AND MAGIC WITH HOLDEN 21. Offered daily, guest can sit back, relax and 3. Jo oin Maui Magician take in th MOWAT - Sat. Sep 23.

Join the beautiful Maui sunset teraactive, all-ages while e Holden Mowat with his interactive, enjoying a special threerman nce cour magic-comedy performance course Sunset Menu in the res on the mall’s centerr resorts Banyan Tree Resa ta stage. 11:30am. Lahaina taurant which includes a g Cannery Mall, (1221 glass of sparkling wine Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Laand an amuse bouche haina); 808-661-5304; from the chef. Cost is Lahainacannerymall.com $65 and wine pairings are available for SHELL’S ANGELS an additional $25 per OUT K Sat. Sep 23. Hop on C person. 5:30pm. The CHE your hog and head down EEK AN Ritz-Carlton, Kapalua, (1 C EW U H to the Temple for fun with T O Y R Ritz-Carlton Dr., Kapalua); OF 17. the Free Range Comedyy KS 80 808-665-7212; Ritzcarlton.

AGE PIC od Troupe. Bring a can of food P com/ com/kapalua ON for the Maui Food Bankk or DRUMS OF THE PACIFIC check in on Yelp for $2 offf cover. eace Maui, LUAU - Thu $10. 7:30pm. Temple of Peace Thu. Sep 21. Experience a (575 Haiku Rd.); 808-575-5220. journey throughout the islands of Polynesia.

Hear the sound of the conch, the beating of drums, MULLIGAN’S MAGIC SHOW - Tue. Sep 26. Fun the echoes of Hawaiian chant, enjoy authentic dance for all ages, be amused and amazed by a highand music of Polynesia, and an unforgettable fireenergy comedy and magic show. Free. 6:30pm. knife dance finale. Indulge in the exotic flavors of naMulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); tive Hawaiian cuisine, complete with a traditional imu 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com ceremony. Offered daily, call or go online to make a reservation. 5:45pm. Drums of the Pacific at Hyatt OPEN MIC COMEDY NIGHT - Tue. Sep 26.

Regency Maui, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Kaanapali); 808Put on your laughing pants, sip on your favorite li667-4727; Drumsofthepacificmaui.com bations and let these funny folks tickle your funny bone. Hosted by Power Up Comedy. 9pm. Three’s WILLIE K AND THE WAREHOUSE BLUES Bar and Grill, (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-3133; BAND - Thu. Sep 21. Enjoy the electric sounds Threesbarandgrill.com Willie K as he rocks the house with blues, rock, Hawaiian and sometimes even opera. A scrumpGEORGE KAHUMOKU JR.’S SLACK KEY tious prime rib and seafood buffet is available.

SHOW - Wed. Sep 27. Hosted by George and $70 for dinner and show. $30 for 8pm show his Slack Key Show Ohana, see Peter deAquino, only. Reservations required. 6:30pm. King KaSterling Seaton and Wainani Kealoha. Pre-show mehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., dinner package also available for Sea House Waikapu); 808-866-5025; Mauiliveevents.com Restaurant, advance purchase required call or go online. $37.99. 7:30pm. Slack Key Show at NaPOP-UP MIXOLOGIST EVENT - Thu. Sep 21. Hit pili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., up Kapalua for a late night bar event, featuring Aaron Napili); 808-669-3858; Slackkeyshow.com Acala Mosley. Aaron will be mixing up cocktail concoctions and DJ Dustin will be mixing up the beats.

Enjoy libations such as, La Guadalajara, East India Sling, Paw Paw Punch, Silver Chalice and Paloma KOHO GRILL AND BAR FUNDRAISER TO Popper. 8pm. Taverna Kapalua, (2000 Village Rd., SUPPORT BREAST CANCER - Until - Tue. Oct Kapalua); 808-667-CIAO; Tavernamaui.com 31. During September and October, purchase the FRESH SQUEEZED FRIDAY - Fri. Sep 22. Sip Kilauea Snowball dessert and $1 of every sale “Fresh Squeezed” cocktails, prepared by house will benefit the Maui Memorial Medical Center craftsmen Adam Rio, Joshua Hopkins and Maya AlexFoundation. 7am. Koho’s Grill and Bar, (275 W. ander, followed by the “Official Art Walk After Party.”

Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-5588. featuring a local DJ. 6pm. Down the Hatch, (658 DINE-OUT AND SUPPORT GROW SOME Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com GOOD - Until - Sat. Sep 30. During SeptemWHISKEY DINNER WITH LYC - Fri. Sep 22. ber, dine at one of four restaurants and help Ahoy! Join the Lahaina Yacht Club (LYC) for a Grow Some Good continued support in school special whiskey dinner. Enjoy five courses of gardens at 11 schools island-wide. 8am. Grow whiskey-infused dishes by LYC’s Chef Melvin Some Good, (1215 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-344-0469; and four amazing hand crafted cocktails by Jules.

Growsomegood.com LYC member and Southern Wine and Spirits MAUI TASTEMAKER SERIES WITH MAUIrepresentative will be on hand to talk about the WINE - Until - Fri. Sep 29. Every Friday in Sepwhiskeys. Cost is $45 and includes all courses tember, Japengo is partnering with MauiWine to and four choices of either the special whiskeys, celebrate their shared passion for using fresh and specialty cocktails or wine pairing. Call for reserlocally grown products. Experience an unforgetvations. 7pm. Lahaina Yacht Club, (835 Front St., table dinner with a selection of MauiWine estate Lahiana); 808-661-0191; Lyc.us

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Cost for dinner and show is $55, show only is $25.

A $5 donation from each ticket will go to a different Maui charity each month. 6:30pm. Nalu’s South Shore Grill, (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8650.

SUNDAY BRUNCH AND BLOODY MARY BAR - Sun. Sep 24. Featuring an enhanced a la carte breakfast menu created by Chef David Viviano, a celebration of savory and sweet culinary delights.

10am. Cane and Canoe, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6681; Caneandcanoe.com WINE SOCIAL - Sun. Sep 24. Sundays and Mondays. Join in an intimate wine and food pairing with restaurant and wine list manager Jim Hansen. His thoughtful selections will be paired with light bites. 4:30pm. Pulehu, an Italian Grill, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3254; Pulehurestaurantmaui.com SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun. Sep 24. Enjoy Chef Tylun Pang’s healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, the special seafood laulau includes Maui fresh catch fish, shrimp, scallops, spinach, mushrooms and baby bok choy, all wrapped in ti leaf, steamed and served with jasmine rice. 5pm. Ko Restaurant, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-2210; Korestaurant.com TIKI TUESDAY - Tue. Sep 26. Inspired by the tropics and highlighting the classic style that made tiki a world phenomenon, enjoy some tiki elixirs and Exotica-era tunes. 4pm. Luana Lounge, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; Fairmont.com/kea-lani-maui/dining/luana HUAKA‘I LUAU DINNER SHOW - Wed. Sep 27. The Hawaiian Luau buffet and Huaka‘i Journey through Polynesia show includes a lei greeting, traditional games, Hawaiian crafts, wood carvers, cultural demonstrations and complimentary Mai Tai and Juice. There will be beautiful Hula performances and music and the fire knife dance finale. 5:30pm.

Ka‘anapali Beach Club Luau, (104 Ka‘anapali Shores); 888-582-8858; Huakailuau.com WILLIE K DINNER SHOW - Wed. Sep 27. Enjoy the Best Dinner Show on Maui with Uncle Willie K. His incredible performances include an astounding array of music styles, ranging from Hawaiian to Latin to famous Italian arias! His stories and wit have audience in stitches between songs. Reservations required.

6:30pm. Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-250-8288; Mulligansontheblue.com WINE DOWN WEDNESDAYS - Wed. Sep 27. Take advantage of Caleb’s expertise in these tastings, ask questions and get the lowdown to help sophisticate your pallet. 21+. $5. 8:30pm. Down the Hatch, (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com

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Middleton is known for the exhibitions Archipelago and Remains of a Rainbow. Now she brings us a new body of work exploring the mysterious world of marine invertebrates–underwater animals without backbones.

Free. 10am. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org MALAMA WAO AKUA: A NATIVE SPECIES EXHIBITION - Until - Tue. Nov 7. Malama Wao Akua (Caring for the Realm of the Gods) is a juried art exhibition celebrating the native species of Maui Nui (Maui, Lanai, Molokai, Kahoolawe). In collaboration with East Maui Watershed Partnership, artists were asked to explored watersheds and use their creative talents to raise awareness about the importance of protecting native species through art in a meaningful way. Free. 9am. Hui No‘eau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; Huinoeau.com DIANE SNOEY APPLER - Until Fri. Sep 29. Diane Appler’s warm landscape scenes of California and Maui are inspired by a sincere love of the outdoors. Come by the gallery to meet this talented artist and view her work every Fridays in September. 11am. Maui Hands Lahaina, (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898; Mauihands.com STACY VOSBERG - Until Fri. Sep 29. Stacy Vosberg will be at the gallery every Friday in September. See a collection of her colorful paintings, drawings and murals and watch her painting techniques. 11am. Maui Hands Paia, (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9245; Mauihands.com AMANDA SCOTT - Until Mon. Sep 25. Amanda Scott makes art because, for a while, she is transported to a fantasy world of her own creation. She will be at the gallery every Monday in September practicing her pyrography techniques. 11am.

Maui Hands Makawao, (1169 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-2008; Mauihands.com JEANNE YOUNG - Until Wed. Sep 27. Jeanne Young explores any subject and style that stimulates her artistic passion, her favorite subject to paint are people and water. Visit the gallery and watch her process and techniques every Wednesdays in September. 1pm. Maui Hands Paia, (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9245; Mauihands.com FINE ART TOUR - Thu. Sep 21. View original art and giclees by Local Maui Artists and tour one of the only two Frank Lloyd Wright Buildings in the State of Hawaii. Tour packages include discounted dining and golf rates. Reservations for your private tour are required. 8am. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-866-5025; Mauiliveevents.com

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Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

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Happy Hour Music w/ Eric

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PAPAHANAUMOKUAKEA PHOTOGRAPHY EXHIBIT - Thu. Sep 21. Collection celebrates the conservation of biodiverse ecosystems as marine monuments under review by Trump administration.

The exhibit, includes 30 individual mounted photos from photographers David Littschwager and Susan Middleton who spent time in the Northwestern Hawaiian islands and have published a book of photography titled Archipelago. 9am. Maui Ocean Center, (192 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-270-7061; Mauioceancenter.com KENSU JEWELRY TRUNK SHOW - Fri. Sep 22 & Sat. Sep 23. Maui jewelry designers, KenSu Jewelry will present their unique collection featuring precious stones and metals in the resorts Kilohana Boutique. 9am. The Ritz-Carlton, Kapalua, (1 Ritz-Carlton Dr., Kapalua); 808-665-7212; Ritzcarlton.com/kapalua CAFE FRIDAY, LIVE ART AND MUSIC - Fri. Sep 22. The cafe is bustling with published local artists creating amazing art along with live music from professional musicians and recording artists.

5:30pm. Cafe Cafe Maui, (129 Lahainaluna Rd.); 808-283-2739; Cafecafemaui.com

POLITICAL EVENTS ‘YOUR VOICE’ - Thu. Sep 21 & Fri. Sep 22. Add your voice at the state capitol. The Legislature’s Public Access Room (PAR) will present a free onehour workshop. Topics include understanding the legislative process, deadlines, and power dynamics, as well as tips on effective lobbying, testifying, and communicating with Senators and Representatives. “How-To” guides, informational handouts, and other resources will be available. Sept. 21: 6pm. Wailuku Community Center, (395 Waena Pl., Wailuku); Sept. 22: 1:30pm. Kaunoa Senior Center Lahaina, (788 Pauoa St., Lahaina); Sept. 22: 6pm. Kaunoa Senior Center Lahaina, (788 Pauoa St., Lahaina); 808-587-0478; LBRhawaii.org/PAR

TICKETS ON SALE ‘HARVEY’ - Fri. Sep 29 - Sun. Oct 15. Elwood P. Dowd is an affable man who claims to have a friend Harvey–whom he describes as a six-foot, three-and-one-half-inch tall pooka resembling an anthropomorphic rabbit. Elwood’s sister Veta tired of his hallucination tries to have him committed to a sanitarium, but winds up being committed herself. What will happen to Veta? Is Elwood crazy?

Is Harvey real? Showtimes are Fridays and Saturdays at 7:30pm and Sundays at 3pm. $20-40.

8am. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; Mauionstage.com

A TRIBUTE TO W.S. MERWIN IN THE GREEN ROOM - Fri. Sep 29. In celebration of his 90th birthday, the Merwin Conservancy presents an evening in tribute to U.S. Poet Laureate, two-time Pulitzer Prize winner, translator, environmentalist and 40-year Maui resident W.S. Merwin. The evening will feature readings of his poetry, led by Edward Hirsch of the Guggenheim Foundation, and Merwin’s editor, Michael Wiegers of Copper Canyon Press. State officials will also present a Gubernatorial Proclamation proclaiming Sept. 30, 2017, as “W.S. Merwin Day” in Hawaii for his lifelong achievements. The presentation will be followed by a courtyard reception with dessert, champagne and live musical entertainment. All ticket sales benefit the nonprofit Merwin Conservancy. $10-25.

7pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org ‘SHANK’S MARE’ - Fri. Sep 29. Yara Arts Group presents a collaborative puppet performance by American puppet artist, Tom Lee, and Japanese traditional puppeteer, Koryu Nishikawa V in the Castle Theater. This beautiful and detailed production combines Japanese traditional puppetry, live video projection of miniature sets, and a haunting score on hammered dulcimer and Japanese shamisen and flute. $12-55. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org HOPEFEST MAUI GALA - Sat. Sep 30. Get ready to party with a purpose at the American Cancer Society HopeFest Maui Gala. The theme this year is “Maui by Moonlight” which will showcase the best of what Maui has to offer. All net proceeds benefit the American Cancer Society Clarence T. Ching Hope Lodge Hawaii. $195. 5:30pm. Four Seasons Resort at Wailea, (3900 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-244-5554; Hopefestmaui.org DAMIEN ‘JR. GONG’ MARLEY AND J BOOG LIVE - Sat. Sep 30. Jamaican reggae artist Damian “Jr. Gong” Marley is back on the road. The youngest son of iconic reggae musician Bob Marley, he’ll promote his newly released Stony Hill album. Damian will be joined by J Boog. Enjoy reggae, R&B, hip hop and a little bit of rock in this can’t miss performance. $40-109. 6pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org ZEPTEMBER VIII - Sat. Sep 30. It’s year 8! This year take a trip back to Earl’s Court 1975 and enjoy the playlist Zeppelin covered. $35 pre-sale ticket available at Alice in Hulaland, 808 on Main, 808 Deli, Las Pinatas or Mulligan’s. $45 at the door. (Cash Only). 21+. 6pm. Mulligan’s on the

Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com

CALENDAR OF EVENTS THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 21 ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS MEETINGS Thu. Sep 21. Recovered alcoholics share a common purpose: to assure that Alcoholics Anonymous will continue to be available to those who need. Free. 8am. AA Central Office, (info@aamaui.org); 808-244-9673; AAmaui.org FALL 2017 JOB FAIR - Thu. Sep 21. Looking for a job or a career change? Bring your resume, dress to impress and speak to prospective employers at this years Fall Job Fair. Free. 8:30am. University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3500; Maui.hawaii.edu HORSEMANSHIP FOR VETERANS PROGRAM - Thu. Sep 21. Open to all U.S. military service members including active duty, disabled and retired veterans. 9am. Haku Baldwin Center, (444 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-9129; Hbcriding@gmail.com; Hakubaldwincenter.org PICNIC FOR POKI HAWAIIAN MUSIC CONCERT - Thu. Sep 21. Roselani Place and Ola Na Mele Productions invite you to a Picnic for Poki. The featured guest with live Hawaiian entertainment will be The Hula Honeys, Ginger Johnson and Robyn Kneubuhl. Bring your lunch, a lawn chair, relax and enjoy the beautiful sounds of Hawaii. Free. 11am. Ka‘ahumanu Church, (103 S. High St., Wailuku); 808-871-7720.

OPEN HOUSE FOR DISTRICT PARK PLANS - Thu. Sep 21. The open house is part of a Parks Department project to prepare a System Plan, which will define future recreation needs, an overall strategy and specific capital improvements.

4:30pm. Helene Hall, (150 Keawa Pl., Hana).

WEST MAUI DISASTER PLAN MEETING Thu. Sep 21. Guest speaker this month will be Sharon Mielbrecht of the Pacific Disaster Center. The meeting will focus on Understanding Disaster Risk and Conducting a Hazard Assessment. Free. 5:30pm. Lahaina Civic Center, (1840 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); Westmaui.org KEIKI HULA SHOW - Thu. Sep 21. Enjoy a true Hawaiian hula show from various hula halau, such as Te Tiare Patitifa, Na Kamalii Nani O Lahaina, Halau Hula O Keola Aliiokekai and Hui Lanakila every Tuesday and Thursday. 6:30pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

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PLAYMAKERS SPORTS BAR 928 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4084

AKAKU UPSTAIR SALON SERIES: SECRETS TO LIVING IN THE PAST 100 - Thu. Sep 21. Kaimana Brummel, Community Engagement Lead for the Central Maui Blue Zones Project will share the “Blue Zones Kick-Off” video featuring Dan Buettner a National Geographic Fellow and multiple New York Times bestselling author, telling the Blue Zones Story to a Maui audience.

She will then discuss community involvement options to make the healthy choice the easy choice in Kahului and Wailuku. Free. 6pm. Akaku Maui Community Media, (333 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-871-5554; Akaku.org

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 22 POP-UP SHOP EVENT - Fri. Sep 22 - Sun. Sep 24.

Head to the mall for a three-day pop-up shop event with The Lucky Honey and Free to Be Me Jewelry. There will be lots of new arrivals, discounts, giveaways and more.

The event will run from 9:30am-9pm on Friday and Saturday and from 10am-5pm on Sunday. 9:30am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-4325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com PAU HANA AND LIVE ENTERTAINMENT - Fri. Sep 22. Pau Hana at The Shops is more than just a happy hour. Pau Hana celebrates the end of the work week with live musical performances by Maui’s talented up and coming artists as well as Maui’s more well established musicians. 4pm. The Shops at Wailea, (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-891-6770; Theshopsatwailea.com

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 23 ANNUAL SADDLE UP FOR ST. JUDE - Sat. Sep 23. Thompson Ranch is hosting its annual saddle up for St. Jude fundraiser ride. Bring your horse and donation and enjoy a day of fun for a good cause. Hot lunch and cold drinks will be provided. The charity fundraiser will help St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital and helps ensure families never receive a bill from St. Jude for services. $100. 9am. Thompson Ranch Maui, (Kula); 808-878-1910; Thompsonranchmaui.com HAWAII SEED FEST: LOCAL SEEDS FOR LOCAL NEEDS - Sat. Sep 23. Join the local community conversations on the hows and whys of growing seeds specifically adapted for Hawaii. There will be a seed exchange, so please bring seeds to share, seeds to process and seed stories too. There will also be a walk in the Pono Grown vegetable gardens where you can check out the seed variety trials. Attendance is free but space is limited. 9am. Pono Grown Farms, (677 Olinda Rd., Makawao); Ponogrown.org BENDS AND BREWS - Sat. Sep 23. Join MBC and PopUp Yoga Maui for fall inspired yoga class, followed by delicious brews in the Kihei Tasting Room. Cost includes yoga class and your first drink. Please bring your own mat. Reservations recommended but not required.

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MON - David Wolf, TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:30-8:30pm)

Pat Simmon’s Jr., 6:30-8:30pm

Soul Kitchen, 7-9pm

The Steppahs & Unified Soul, 6pm-12am

Celtic Tigers 7-9pm

MON-No Live Music but open, TUEMulligan’s Magic Show 6:30pm, WED- Joel Katz & Willie K Dinner Show 6:30pm

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Karaoke w/ Misha & Dolly

NERDWatch Trivia Night, 8-11pm

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MON- Darts & Free Pool, TUE - $2 Taco Tuesdays, WED- Specials & 9-Ball Tournament

21+. $20. 11am. Maui Brewing Company Kihei, (605 Lipoa Pkwy., Kihei); 808-213-3002; Mauibrewingco.com KEIKI HULA SHOW - Sat. Sep 23. Enjoy a true Hawaiian hula show from various hula halau, such as Te Tiare Patitifa, Na Kamali‘i Nani O Lahaina, Halau Hula O Keola Ali‘iokekai and Hui Lanakila every Saturday and Sunday.

1pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com YU-GI-OH CARD SESSION - Sat. Sep 23. Free card session at Maui Toy Works. 3pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com BATTLE OF THE BADGES - Sat. Sep 23. Players from the Maui Police Department and the Maui Fire Department will face off in a long awaited re-match softball tournament to benefit the Pacific Cancer Foundation. Watch police officers and firefighters go toe-to-toe in a fun but yet very competitive softball game. General admission is $5 for adults, $3 for children 12 and under and senior citizens, and FREE if you show up with your 2017 pink MPD or MFD Pinktober T-shirt. Shirts will be available for purchase at the gate. 4:30pm. Iron Maehara Baseball Stadium, (700 Halia Nakoa St, Wailuku); Baseballalumni.com CRUISE NIGHT - Sat. Sep 23. Cruise with Maui’s car and truck club and their friends as they showcase their low riders and lifted vehicles every second and fourth Saturdays. Free. 5:30pm. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808877-4325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com HURRICANE HARVEY BENEFIT - Sat. Sep 23. 8pm.

Kahale’s Dive Bar, (36 Keala Pl., Kihei); 808-875-7711.

E-CYCLING - On Saturdays until September 30. Items accepted at the E-Cycling program include all phone, audio device, and gaming equipment ever made, computers, monitors, keyboards, mice, vcr and dvd players, flat screen TV’s, speakers, amplifiers, etc. Items NOT accepted are CRT TVs or microwave ovens. The service is provided free of charge; the public is asked to be courteous by not leaving any items at the gate after hours. 8am. E-Cycling Program, (901 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808-280-6460; Mauicounty.gov/recycle ECO FARM TOURS - Sat. Sep 23. Join in an educational tour of permaculture design features. $20-39.

4pm. Ahimsa Sanctuary Farm, (4505 Hana Hwy., Haiku); 808-283-8057; Ahimsasanctuaryfarm.com

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 24 TINY TEMPLE HOME ON WHEELS - Until- Sun. Sep 24. Mandala Eco Homes is hosting an Open House every Sunday in September. Featured on HGTV’s Tiny Paradise. Tiny Temple Homes are made

in Bali, shipped completely with high end appliances and ready to move in. Here’s an opportunity to experience this new creation. Please RSVP by phone or email and they will give you directions to the location.

8am. Mandala Eco Homes; 808-579-9099; info@ MandalaEcoHomes.com; Mandalaecohomes.com

8:30pm; Fri, Kapali Keahi 5:30-8:30pm; Sat, Solo Jazz Guitarist Gary Larson 6-9pm; Sun, Gary Larson Duo 9am-12pm; Sun, Joseph Chee 5:30-8:30pm; Mon, Kincaid Kipahu 5:30-8:30pm; Tue, Brian Haia 5:308:30pm; Wed, Kalani Smythe 5:30-8:30pm; (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6681; Caneandcanoe.com

BEACH CLEANUP: KOKUA KA’EHU - Sun. Sep 24. Let’s keep Ka‘ehu free of marine debris and research what washes ashore on the fourth Sunday of every month. This beautiful sandy/rocky coastline gets inundated with marine debris from all over the Pacific. These items can be deadly ingestion and entanglement hazards to animals of all sizes. Come lend a hand for a few hours of fun and exercise. Bring reusable water bottle, and wear sun protection and sturdy shoes. All supplies provided. Free. 9am. Kaehu Beach, (Kukona Pl., Waihee); HAMERinHawaii.org

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Thu, Johnny Ringo 2-5pm; Fri, Will Hartzog 2-5pm; Mon, Will Hartzog 2-5pm; Tue, Johnny Ringo 2-5pm; Wed, Tori Dixon Band 2-5pm; (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988; CaptainJacksMaui.com

TE TIARE PATITIFA - Sun. Sep 24. Enjoy a traditional Polynesian performance by Te Tiare Patitifa on the mall’s center stage. 11am. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 25 OUTDOOR YOGA IN NORTH KIHEI - Mon. Sep 25. Sandy Callender, Registered Yoga Teacher, Kripalu Certified will show how using traditional yoga postures and breath work and practice brings you greater flexibility and strength and a deeper connection to your wholeness. Donation. 8am. Waipulani Park, (S. Kihei Rd.); 808-214-2766; Easyyogamaui.com

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 26 E-CYCLING - On Tuesdays until September 26. Items accepted at the E-Cycling program include all phone, audio device, and gaming equipment ever made, computers, monitors, keyboards, mice, vcr and dvd players, flat screen TV’s, speakers, amplifiers, etc. Items NOT accepted are CRT TV’s or microwave ovens. The service is provided free of charge; the public is asked to be courteous by not leaving any items at the gate after hours. 1pm. E-Cycling Program, (901 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808-280-6460; Mauicounty.gov/recycle SHAMATHA MEDITATION CLASSES - Tue. Sep 26. Buddhist Practitioner, Khandro Sherab Drolma, will give the basic instructions and transmission for the practice of Shamatha meditation and practice supports for the path. Free. 6pm. Kahului Public Library, (90 School St., Kahului); 808-873-3097; Librarieshawaii.org

LIVE MUSIC WEST MAUI CANE AND CANOE - Thu, Piilani Arias 5:30-

CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Thu, Scot Freeman 4:30-7:30pm; Thu, Harry Troupe 8-11pm; Fri, Joe Benedet 4:30-7:30pm; Fri, Harry Troupe 8-11pm; Sat, Scot Freeman 4:30-7:30pm; Sat, Brooks Maguire 8-11pm; Sun, Joe Benedet 4:307:30pm; Sun, Scot Freeman 8-11pm; Mon, Mark Burnett 4:30-7:30pm; Mon, Evan Shulman 8-11pm; Tue, Scot Freeman 4:30-7:30pm; Tue, Brooks Maguire 8-11pm; Wed, Brooks Maguire 4:30-7:30pm; Wed, Harry Troupe 8-11pm; (811 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4855; Cheeseburgerland.com CLIFF DIVE GRILL AT SHERATON MAUI RESORT - Thu, Local Live Entertainment 6-8pm; (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-6610031; Clifdivegrillmaui.com COOL CAT CAFE - Thu, Will Hartzog 7:3010pm; Fri, Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Justin Phillips 7-9pm; Mon, Garrett Probst 7:30-10pm; Tue, Jazz at the Cat 7:30-10pm; Wed, Benny Uyetake 7:3010pm; (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908; Coolcatcafe.com DOWN THE HATCH - Thu, Damian Awai 10:30am-12:30pm; Fri, Evan Dove 10:30am12:30pm; Sat, The Armadillo 10:30am-12:30pm; Sun, Alex Calma 10:30am-12:30pm; Mon, Ian Galleisky 10:30am-12:30pm; Tue, Jason Macapulay 10:30am-12:30pm; Wed, Brant Quick 10:30am-12:30pm; (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Thu, Ben DeLeon 3-5pm; Fri, Garrett Probst 3-5pm; Fri, Damon Parrillo and Tim Osbourne 6-8:30pm; Sat, Keali’i Lum 3-5pm; Sat, Damon Parrillo and Ron Hetten 6-8:30pm; Sun, Keali’i Lum 3-5pm; Sun, Damien Awai 6-8:30pm; Mon, Keali’i Lum 3-5pm; Mon, Danyel Alana and Guest 6-8:30pm; Tue, Ben DeLeon 3-5pm; Tue, Roy Kato and Guest 6-8:30pm; Wed, Garrett Probst 3-5pm; Wed, Malanai 6-8:30pm; (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-2900; Dukesmaui.com

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HULA GRILL - Thu, Kealii Lum and Friends 2-5pm; Thu, Damon Parillo and Friends 6-9pm; Fri, Derick Sebastian 11am-1pm; Fri, Ma’a 2-5pm; Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 2-5pm; Sat, Danyel Alana and Friends 6-9pm; Sun, Josh Lum 2-5pm; Sun, Lahui 6-9pm; Mon, Ua Aloha Maji 2-5pm; Mon, Keali’i Lum and Friends 6-9pm; Tue, Kawika Lum Ho 2-5pm; Tue, Wili Pohaku 6-9pm; Wed, Danyel Alana 2-5pm; Wed, Ernest Pua’a, Roy Kato and Kamuela Hamakua 6-9pm; (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-6636; Hulagrillkaanapali.com JAPENGO AT HYATT REGENCY MAUI - Wed, Kawika LumHo 5:30-7:30pm; Wed, Kawika LumHo 5:30-7:30pm; Thu, Kawika Ortiz 5:30-7:30pm; Sat, Kawika Ortiz 5:30-7:30pm; Sun, Kelly Covington Duo 5:30-7:30pm; Mon, Deason Baybayan 5:307:30pm; Tue, Kanoa Kukaua 5:30-7:30pm; Wed, Kawika LumHo 5:30-7:30pm; (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4727; Japengomaui.com JAVA JAZZ - Thu, Rick Glencross 7-10pm; Fri, Guest Musician 7-10pm; Sat, Guest Musician 7-10pm; Sun, Jon Bowser 7-10pm; Mon, Jon Bowser 7-10pm; Tue, Nino Toscano and Paul Bunuan 7-10pm; Wed, Rick Glencross 7-10pm; (3350 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Honokowai); 808-667-0787; Javajazzmaui.com KIMO’S - Thu, Ma’a 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Willie K 9-11pm; Sat, Ma’a 6:30-8:30pm; Sun, Benny and Rock 6-8pm; Mon, Benny and Rock 6-8pm; Tue, Sam Ahia 6:308:30pm; Wed, Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm; (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4811; Kimosmaui.com LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Thu, John Kane 7:30-9pm; Fri, John Kane 7:30-9pm; Sat, Joseph Chee 7:30-9:30pm; Wed, Scotty Rotten 7:309:30pm; (730 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0700; Lahainapizzaco.com LAHAINA SPORTS BAR - Sat, Michael Conrad 6-9pm; (843 Wainee St., Lahaina); 808-667-6655.

LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Fri, JD and Friends 3-5pm; Sun, ‘Kilohana’ Merv Oana and Duane Feig 3-5pm; Wed, Josh Kahula and Dave Wood 3-5pm; Wed, Jarret Roback, Josh Kahula and Roy Kato 3-5pm; (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-4495; Leilanis.com LONGHI’S - Thu, Summer Macedo and Shawn McLauglin 5:30-7:30pm; Fri, Brian and Meryl 5:30-7:30pm; Sun, Two Cats 6-9pm; Mon, Chad Kaya 5:30-7:30pm; Tue, Wilmont Kahaialii and Shawn McLaughlin 5:30-7:30pm; (888 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-2288; Longhis.com MERRIMAN’S - Thu, Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; Fri, Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; Sun, David Wolf 5:308:30pm; Mon, David Wolf 5:30-8:30pm; Tue, Phil and Angela Benoit 5:30-8:30pm; Wed, Gabe and Austin

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10am-1pm; Wed, Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; (1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua); 808-669-6400; Merrimanshawaii.com PACIFIC’O ON THE BEACH - Fri, The Armadillo 4:30-6:30pm; Sat, David King 4:30-6:30pm; (505 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-4341; Pacificomaui.com PI ARTISAN PIZZERIA - Fri, Danyel Alana 6-9pm; Mon, Scot Freeman 6-9pm; (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0791; Pi808.com PINEAPPLE GRILL - Fri, Johnny Ringo 3-6pm; Sat, Howard Ahia 3-6pm; Sun, Codae 6-8pm; (200 Kapalua Dr.); 808-669-9600; Pineapplegrillmaui.com PIONEER INN - Thu, Greg di Piazza 5-8pm; Tue, Ah-Tim Eleniki 5-8pm; (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-3636; Pioneerinnmaui.com SEA HOUSE RESTAURANT - Thu, Fausto Allosada 7-9pm; Fri, Fausto Allosada 7-9pm; Sat, Fausto Allosada 7-9pm; Sun, Albert Kaina 7-9pm; Mon, Albert Kaina 7-9pm; Tue, Albert Kaina 7-9pm; Wed, Fausto Allosada 7-9pm; (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-1500; Seahousemaui.com THE BEACH CLUB AT ASTON KA‘ANAPALI SHORES - Wed, Benny Uyetake 6-9pm; (3445 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Honokowai); 808-667-2211.

WESTIN KA‘ANAPALI OCEAN RESORT VILLAS - Thu, Live Music at Pailolo 6-9pm; Fri, Live Music at Auntie’s Kitchen 4-7pm; Mon, Live Music at Auntie’s Kitchen 4-7pm; Tue, Live Music at Pailolo 5-8pm; Wed, Live Music at Pailolo 5-8pm; (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200; Westinkaanapali.com WESTIN MAUI RESORT AND SPA - Thu-Wed, Braddah Keoki Ruiz at Relish Bar 6:30-9pm; (2365 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-2992; Westinmaui.com

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KAHULUI ALE HOUSE - Thu-Wed, Local Live Music 5-8pm; (355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului); 808-877-9001; Kahuluialehouse.com

MONKEYPOD KITCHEN - Thu, Island Time 1-3pm; Thu, Levi and Chad 4-6pm; Thu, Kanoa and Jessica 7-9pm; Fri, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Fri, Alika 7-9pm; Sat, An Den 4-6pm; Sat, Dat Guyz 7-9pm; Sun, Dat Guyz 4-6pm; Sun, Ohana Groove 7-9pm; Mon, Kanoa and Ryan 1-3pm; Mon, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Mon, Josh Kahula 7-9pm; Tue, Stay Easy 4-6pm; Tue, Ohana Groove 7-9pm; Wed, Damian and Brian 1-3pm; Wed, Alika 4-6pm; Wed, Jarrett 7-9pm; (10 Wailea Gateway Center); 808-891-2322; Monkeypodkitchen.com/wailea

SEASCAPE MA‘ALAEA RESTAURANT - Sat, Live Music 5-7:30pm; Sun, Live Music 5-7:30pm; (192 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-270-7068; Mauioceancenter.com/dine

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE - Thu, Pat Simmons Jr. 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Soul Kitchen Big Band 7-7pm; Sat, Makai Jazz Group 6:308:30pm; Sun, Celtic Tigers 7-9:30pm; Wed, Joel Katz 5:30-6:30pm; (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com

BEACH BUMS MA‘ALAEA - Fri, Mike Finkiewicz and Tom Cherry 5-8pm; Tue, Randall Rospond 5-8pm; Wed, Mark Burnett 5-8pm; (300 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-243-2286; Beachbumshawaii.com

UPCOUNTRY MAUI CAFE MAMBO MAUI - Tue, Brant Quick 4-8pm; (30 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-579-8021; Cafemambomaui.com CAFE DES AMIS - Mon, Mark Johnstone 6:308:30pm; (42 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-579-6323; Cdamaui.com CHARLEY’S RESTAURANT AND SALOON Thu, Mark Johnstone 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, Matt Del Olmo and Orion Hitzig 6:30-8:30pm; Wed, Randall Rospond 6:30-8:30pm; (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com

OHANA SEAFOOD BAR AND GRILL - ThuWed, Contemporary Island Music 4-8pm; (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-868-3247; Ohanaseafoodgrill.com PITA PARADISE - Sat, David Wolf 5:308pm; Sun, Phil and Angela Benoit 6:30-9pm; (34 Wailea Gateway Center); 808-879-7177; Pitaparadisehawaii.com SHEARWATER TAVERN - Thu, Nestor Ugale 5-7pm; Fri, Damien Awai 5-7pm; Fri, Joe Chee Jr. 10-10pm; Sat, Joe Chee Jr. 5-7pm; Sat, Marc Dumalata 10pm-12am; Sun, Vitamin D 5-7pm; Mon, Mondo Kane 5-7pm; Tue, Mondo Kane 5-7pm; Wed, Kanoa 5-7pm; (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-793-2324; Shearwatermaui.com SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE - Fri, Randall Rospond 4-6pm; (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-6444; Southshoretikilounge.com THE RESTAURANT AT HOTEL WAILEA - Fri, Mark Johnstone 7-9pm; Sat, Mark Johnstone 7-9pm; (555 Kaukahi Rd., Wailea); 808-879-2224; Hotelwailea.com/rhw WAILEA KITCHEN AND TAP - Fri, Hamilton and Sebastian 5:30-8:30pm; (131 Wailea Ike Pl.); 808-268-6884; Waileakitchentap.com WHAT ALES YOU - Thu, Jason Arcilla 7-9pm; Fri, Marc Dumalanta 7-9pm; Sat, Erica Ambrin 7-9pm; Sun, Natalie Nicole 7-9pm; Wed, Jon Bowser 7-9pm; (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-214-6581; WhatAlesYouMaui.com

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Sign Language VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

Let’s not forget the dark side of being a Virgo. While you have this great (and well-deserved) reputation for being generous, selfless, and energetically helpful, you also have a sinister talent for being extremely manipulative. Lately, you’ve gotten some idea of the kind of power you’re unwittingly wielding, and now I’m worried that it’s gone to your head. This week, check your motivations. Usually, you manipulate people to do stuff that’s actually good for them. Can you honestly say your influence is that altruistic, or might it be more than a little selfish? If that’s the case, quit your voodoo hoodoo, right now–or it’ll come back and bite you in the ass.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

You’re lucky enough to have people you can depend on. But there’s a difference between leaning on them when you’re in need, and taking them for granted.

You might be in danger of erring on the self-indulgent side and counting on your friends to be more forgiving and generous than the call of duty demands.

They’d probably still give you what you’re asking for, but they’d resent you for it. Counter any mistakes you may have made in this direction by brainstorming ways you can give back to all the people who’ve been there for you. It shouldn’t be that hard; in many cases, a heartfelt thank you would do the trick.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)

Some people get this idea that you’re phenomenally confident and powerful, simply because of this aura you’re able to project (and of course because of your many talents). Few realize just how sensitive (and often insecure) you actually are. This is one of the quintessential quandaries of Pisces-hood. People are drawn to you because of one aspect of yourself, and bewildered by another you who’s completely different than they expected. Reconciling these two apparently contradictory sides of your personality is going to be a challenge your entire life. However, that said, this week you ought to be able to actually move them just a couple steps closer together.

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ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)

I wish that simply pouring your heart out in an honest and vulnerable way would always get you what you want. It’s such a sweet and amazingly sexy quality of yours. But, as you know, even your most heartfelt truth sometimes falls on deaf ears. What’s more, it’s occasionally been the subject of ridicule, which naturally has made you reluctant to give it another go any time soon. I hope, however, that you can overcome that reluctance this week, because an opening of the floodgates and spilling some honest, unedited truth is exactly what this situation needs.

And, bonus: this time, at least, it’s quite likely to get you exactly what you wished for.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)

Are you one of those Scorpios who can dish it out but not take it? For someone with such a potent sting, you sure are thin-skinned sometimes. Someone gives you a dose of your own poison/medicine and you’re screwed. That’s probably why you avoid, like the plague, most people who actually remind you of you. However, there’s tons you could learn from your dangerous kindred spirits. This week, try to get to know one. Sure, there’s risk involved, but you’ll learn what many of us already know: the thrill of that danger is half the fun!

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

Some people think Sagittarians aren’t territorial, because many of you move around or travel so frequently.

Actually, you’re quite precious about whatever space you’ve marked out for yourself. It’s just that this so rarely pertains to the physical world; usually it’s some mental territory you regard as sacrosanct, and woe to whosoever dares set foot there. The problem is, since it’s purely metaphorical sacred ground, we don’t exactly know where its borders are. This week, should someone trod upon it, give them half a chance to beat a swift retreat. It’s only fair, and nine out of ten trespassers will, no drama necessary.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

Sometimes you get to play the glamorous role of punching bag. I know this sucks, but it’s part of the price you pay for surrounding yourself with such fascinating and volatile people. Luckily, you can take whatever they dish out, and then some. Let those you love vent (to a point); it’s better they take out their frustrations with you, rather than someone who’d be crushed by them. However, there’s a difference between venting and out-and-out abuse.

Know where that line is. If someone crosses it, nip that shit in the bud–for your sake, our sakes, and, of course, theirs.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)

Don’t take your duality to extremes. Things don’t have to be either one way or another. For instance, it’s a shame to completely sever an intimate relationship just because one or both of you is moving on.

Presumably, you’ve both invested tons of time getting to know each other, and could still be valuable friends, even though you’re no longer having sex.

Usually a comfortable new resting place for your changing relationship can be found somewhere on the spectrum between intimate sex partners and total strangers. All you have to do is look for it.

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Don’t bother with subtlety this week. The sly wink that would usually let people know that you’re in on the game will almost certainly be missed. What would be hilarious to anyone in the know becomes offensive when they’re left in the dark, and can lead to major drama you have no time or energy for. Either skip the clever shenanigans altogether for a while, or spell them out a little more obviously. Sure, that robs them of some of their humor, but nevertheless that’s loads better than the alternative; at least you’re still soliciting laughter, not anger.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

This week is likely to either kick your ass, or rev you into high gear, depending on how ready for it you are. Imagine yourself standing in the ocean, being battered by waves. If you’re not paying attention, a six-footer could easily knock you off your feet and drag you into deep water. But if you’re ready for it, you’ve got several options: you could ride it, for a thrill, duck under it if you’re not in the mood for conflict, or just stand your ground, feet firmly planted, and let it roll over you. You like options, right? This week, stay alert and you’ll have them.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)

In your mind, the truth is a mighty weapon, a holy, glowing sword that can cut through all kinds of bullshit and cast a revealing light on any situation.

In reality, the truth is powerful, but not all-powerful.

There are those who wield deception and illusion in ways that reduce the truth to a toy lightsaber, easy to deny and ignore. That’s why you need to develop more tools in your arsenal to fight the good fight. I’m not asking you to cultivate deceit, and truth will certainly always be your best tool–but having a few other tricks up your sleeve will make things more likely to go your way–which, my dear, is what we all want.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)

You’re no backstabber. Leos rarely strike without loudly roaring first. People know when you’re gunning for them. That doesn’t cut into your potential scariness, because you’re still pretty ferocious and badass. But it does occasionally cut into your effectiveness. People have time to prepare for your fury to rain down upon them. This week, access one of the other big cats I know you have lurking inside you.

Crouch down in the tall grass and stalk your enemy for once. I suspect you’ll be pleased at the results.

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