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According to a Sept. 30 Pacific Business News post on the market share of banks in Hawaii, the largest bank in the state controls 36.6 percent of the market. What bank is it?

A. Bank of Hawaii B. Central Pacific Bank C. First Hawaiian Bank

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WEST MAUI LAND COURT APPLICATIONS NOW AVAILABLE ONLINE Those of you who enjoy looking at musty old Hawaii Land Court applications from the comfort of your own home are in luck: Thanks to the North Beach West Maui Benefit Fund, a huge trove of old West Maui Land Court applications is now online.

“In 1903, the Territory of Hawaii adopted the ‘Torrens’ system of land registration where claimants of land could petition the Land Court, in Honolulu, to confirm their title and be issued a certificate of title,” stated a Sept. 29 news release from Benefit Fund spokesperson Lance Collins. “The territory (and now state) guarantees the validity of any certificate of title issued. Applications to register land generally included information about the land itself and many times history about the families that lived on the land.”

The online archive should prove a valuable resource to historians and families seeking to research West Maui (and Lanai) land titles. Until now, families seeking this information have had to fly to Oahu and scan microfilm files at the Honolulu courthouse. If they wanted copies, that

FEDERAL GOVT. ADDS 49 HAWAII PLANTS, ANIMALS TO ENDANGERED SPECIES LIST The federal government may have removed most species of humpback whales from the Endangered Species List last month, but recently they added nearly 50 Hawaii species, the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service (USFWS) announced on Sept. 28. Thirty-nine of the species are plants. Of the 10 remaining animal species, seven are bees.

“These species are all affected by habitat loss and invasive species,” said Mary Abrams, the Service’s field supervisor for the Pacific Islands Fish and Wildlife Office, in the Sept. 28 news release. “Listing these species as endangered will help draw attention to the threats that have brought them so close to

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It’s taken years, but the State of Hawaii finally knows exactly how many untested rape kits exist in neighbor island police evidence lockers, the Hawaii Attorney General’s office announced on Sept. 29 (Honolulu PD data isn’t available yet). Rape kits are great ways to collect DNA evidence in rape cases, but without testing, they’re useless. According to the Sept.

29 news release, of the Maui Police Department’s 166 rape kits used since 1999, 16 have been tested, leaving 152 untested rape kits.

That’s not a lot. In fact, it’s just 10 percent.

“As part of the state’s effort to determine how sexual assault kits are used, tracked, and tested by the police, the reports shed light on the level of testing conducted,” states the AG’s news release. “A working group convened by the Department of the Attorney General in accordance with Act 207 [signed into law earlier this year, it requires all police departments in Hawaii to inventory their rape kits] is using this information to better understand the issues that resulted in some kits being untested, and to ensure that all kits that should be tested are tested. The Honolulu Police Department, which has the largest inventory to conduct of all four counties, is expected to complete its inventory soon.”

Granted, there are reasons why a police department may not want to test a rape kit. Writer Caitlin Dickson highlighted a few of them in her 2014 Daily Beast story “How the U.S. ended up with 400,000 untested rape kits.”

“More recently, however, because testing one rape kit costs between $500 and $1,500, police departments don’t test every rape kit that comes their way,” Dickson wrote. She also quoted Scott Berkowitz, founder and president of the Rape, Abuse, & Incest National Network (RAINN) on another reason why many departments let rape kits gather dust in evidence lockers. “Some only pursue the ones they have the best chance of solving,” Berkowitz said in the Daily Beast story. “Others only test if the alleged rapist is a stranger.”

In any case, Attorney General Doug Chin also said in the Sept. 29 news release that Hawaii would get a grant to help island police departments deal with the rape kits.

“This $2 million grant from the United States Department of Justice will provide real support to the efforts already underway by police, prosecutors, and victim-assistance groups,” Chin said in the news release. “It will provide the State with resources to assist the police departments with testing sexual assault kits, assist with victim notification and services, and continue the multidisciplinary community response team that is currently engaged in the comprehensive reform of managing, tracking, and testing sexual assault evidence collection kits.”

extinction, and allow us to begin the process of bringing about recovery.”

According to Fish and Wildlife, 48 of the 49 species are endemic to Hawaii (22 of them are found on Maui). “These 49 species occur in 11 different habitat types, with 48 of them occurring nowhere on Earth except Hawaii,” states the news release. “One bird species being listed–the band-rumped stormpetrel–occurs in Japan, Hawaii, the Galapagos and subtropical areas of the Atlantic.”

The Fish and Wildlife Service added the various species to the Endangered List because they’re all threatened by invasive species, recreational activities that damage natural habitats, dwindling population numbers and erosion, landslides and wildfires. It’s hoped that expanding the Endangered Species List will help the ecology for all of the Hawaiian Islands.

“A number of threats, including nonnative species, continue to have a devastating impact on native ecosystems in the Hawaiian Islands” Abrams said in the news release. “We will continue working with local communities, governments, industry, and the people of Hawaii to protect and recover these native species, which are an important part of what

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Go to FWS.gov for more information on the species covered by this act.You can also go to MauiTime.com to see a list of all the species added to the Endangered Species List.

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was an additional $1 per page–and files range in size from a few hundred to thousands of pages.

“In 2012, Dr. Sydney Iaukea, during her research of the book Keka‘a: The Making and Saving of North Beach West Maui, wrote to the Benefit Fund explaining the difficulty she had with accessing the materials and concern about how much more difficult it would be for working families on Maui to go to Honolulu to do research on family land and asked the Benefit Fund to look into making access easier for Maui families,” stated the news release. “The Benefit Fund has spent several years obtaining the permission necessary from the Judiciary to get these historic applications available online.”

For his part, Benefit Fund spokesperson Collins said that “The Benefit Fund extends its deep gratitude to the Chief Staff Attorney of the Supreme Court and the Registrar of the Land Court for their assistance in making this project a reality.”

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AMOS SPACE CONFERENCE LOOKS AT NEW CHALLENGES IN THE SKY The 17th annual Advanced Maui Optical and Space Surveillance Technologies (AMOS) Conference hosted a record-breaking attendance of more than 680 participants Sept. 20-23 at the Wailea Marriott Resort and Spa. AMOS, a program of the Maui Economic Development Board (MEDB), is the premier technical conference in the nation devoted to space surveillance.

This year’s program presented more than 100 technical papers and featured speakers, poster sessions, exhibits and short courses in the fields of telescope optics, adaptive imaging and international exchange of knowledge within the Space Situational Awareness (SSA) community. Those attending AMOS included a cross section of military, contractor, and academic participants in the field of SSA. Eighteen countries were represented, making this year’s AMOS conference a genuine international event.

and identify, particularly when deployed in large numbers at once, and they often lack maneuvering capabilities, Puig-Suari said. Operators of larger satellites have expressed concerns that large numbers of non-maneuverable smallsats could create unmanageable traffic problems in space.

“We need to change our attitude about cubesats,” said Bhavya Lal, a research staff member at the Institute of Defense Analyses’ Science and Technology Policy Institute. “They are a very important part of our satellite population because they can carry out important missions in spite of being small.”

A hundred Maui middle school students also participated in hands-on STEM (science, technology, engineering, and mathematics) activities during the Space Exploration Student Session at AMOS. They were introduced to space technologies via exhibits and hands-on projects and had the opportunity to meet industry professionals and learn valuable lessons in STEM subjects.

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Last month we reported that researchers with the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) and the Bishop Museum had officially described a new species of butterflyfish found in the Papahanaumokuakea Marine National Monument’s deep coral reefs. Researchers are only now studying these reefs in real detail, and now researchers have discovered more wonders in the deep reefs off Maui.

“This extensive study of the Hawaiian deep coral reefs, known as mesophotic coral ecosystems, led to some incredible finds published recently in the scientific journal PeerJ,” stated a NOAA news release sent out on Oct. 4. “These mesophotic coral ecosystems, the deepest of the light-dependent coral reef communities found between 100 and 500 feet below the ocean’s surface, lie well beyond the limits of conventional scuba diving and are among the most poorly explored marine habitats on Earth. Scientists used a combination of submersibles, remotely operated vehicles, and technical diving to study these difficult-to-reach environments.”

According to the news release, 43 percent of the fish species found on mesophotic reefs are “unique to the Hawaiian islands”–more than twice that found on shallow reefs here. Maui waters seem to hold special wonders, according to researchers.

“In Maui’s ‘Au‘au Channel, scientists discovered the largest uninterrupted mesophotic coral ecosystem ever recorded, extending more than three square miles at approximately 160 to 300 feet deep and including areas of 100 percent coral cover,” stated the news release.

Here’s Bishop Museum researcher Richard Pyle, who was also the lead author on the study: “The waters off Maui present the perfect environment for these mesophotic reefs to

exist,” he said in the news release. “The area combines clear water, which allows light to reach the corals; good water flow enhancing food availability; shelter from major north and south swells, and a submerged terrace between the islands at the right depth.”

These findings are of immense importance to researchers, given the myriad of problems facing coral (and the ocean as a whole) these days.

“With coral reefs facing a myriad of threats, these findings are important for understanding, managing and protecting coralreef habitat and the organisms that live on them,” said Kimberly Puglise, an oceanographer with NOAA’s National Centers for Coastal Ocean Science, in the news release. “Some species studied can live in both shallow and mesophotic reefs, and the species could potentially replenish each other if one population is overexploited.”

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Technical short courses on Space Debris, Satellite Conjunction Assessment, and others, kicked off the conference on Sept. 20. “The threat of on-orbit collisions has become an increasing concern to the space-faring community,” said Lauri K. Newman, Robotic Mission Conjunction Assessment Risk Analysis Manager at NASA’s Goddard Space Flight Center, who taught a short course on the subject at the AMOS Conference.

Also on opening day, Mike Gruss, senior staff writer for SpaceNews, moderated discussions with keynote speakers Major General David D. Thompson, Vice Commander of Air Force Space Command, and Mr. Douglas L. Loverro, Deputy Assistant Secretary of Defense for Space Policy.

“We must keep space safe and be prepared to operate and defend space assets for us and our allies to operate efficiently,” said Thompson. “We have to be part of the global community in space to improve our understanding of the domain.”

During a conference banquet on Sept. 21, several Maui residents who have contributed to SSA on the island were honored. Maui Mayor Alan Arakawa presented Lieutenant Colonel Andrew Emery, commander of Air Force Research Laboratory’s Detachment 15 in Kihei, with a proclamation naming Sept. 21 as AMOS Day. “I am so proud to accept this honor on behalf of the site, of all the people who came before us, those here now and for those yet to come,” said Emery. “The late Senator [Daniel] Inouye’s vision for the site and this proclamation are focal points for technology and innovation on the island. They provide opportunities for residents to take part in the jobs needed to support Maui’s scientific industry, in which MEDB’s pivotal role is beneficial to the whole community.”

The final keynote was given on Sept. 23

by Jordi Puig-Suari, Professor, CubeSat Program, Cal Poly State University and CEO of Tyvak Nano-Satellite Systems.

He discussed SSA in relation to small satellites; over the last several years, “smallsats” have transitioned from lab experiments to viable space platforms, Puig-Suari said. Thousands of small satellites are currently planned to be deployed into a wide range of orbits. An increasing number of them are being built as 10-centimeter cubes, called “cubesats,” which are fully functional satellites.

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“I enjoyed learning and talking to the experts at the AMOS Conference,” said Czerena Martinne Boyle, an 8th grader at Maui Waena Intermediate School. “My favorite booth was SatWatch, a virtual reality exploration of satellite orbits around the Earth. I got to explore SSA data in an immersive experience of orbits of a wide variety of satellites. These satellites make a big impact on the community and in the world for national security, internet, banking, telephones, television, navigation, scientific exploration and more.”

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SUPER-SIZE ME Texan Monica Riley, age 27 and weighing 700 pounds, is the most recent “super-sized” woman to claim happiness in exhibiting herself semi-nude for “fans” (she claims 20,000) who watch online as morbidly obese people eat. She told the celebrity news site Barcroft Media in September that her 8,000 calories a day puts her on track to weigh 1,000 pounds soon, and that her loving boyfriend, Sid, 25 and a “feeder,” is turned on by helping her. Sid, for instance, feeds Monica her special 3,500-calorie “shake”– through a funnel–and supposedly will eagerly become her caretaker when she eats herself into total immobility.

ANOTHER DIY OVERKILL Police in Centralia, Washington, arrested a man (not identified in news reports) for reckless burning in August when, trying to rid his apartment of roaches, he declined ordinary aerosol bug spray in favor of making a homemade flamethrower (the aerosol spray fired up by a lighter).

According to The Oregonian, he fled the apartment when he realized he might have taken things too far. (Firefighters were called, but the damage was minimal.)

WEIRD LAUNDRY LAWSUIT Roy Pearson, a former District of Columbia administrative law judge, may be the only person in America who believes that his 2005 $54 million unsuccessful lawsuit against his dry cleaners was not frivolous–and he has still not come to the end of his legal odyssey. In June 2016, a D.C. Bar disciplinary committee recommended that Pearson be placed on probation for two years because of ethics violations, including having made statements “unsupported” by facts when defending his contention that the cleaners’ “satisfaction guaranteed” warranty made it liable for various negative occurrences in Pearson’s life following the loss of a pair of pants at the store.

Not surprisingly, Pearson, now 65, announced that he would challenge the committee recommendation. ■

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f all we do is host people from around the world and have a really great conference, then we have missed the opportunity.” So said Charles “Chipper” Wichman, addressing attendees of the Hawaii Conservation Conference at UHHilo in August of 2015.

The International Union for the Conservation of Nature (IUCN), founded in 1948, has a mission to, “Influence, encourage and assist societies throughout the world to conserve the integrity and diversity of nature and to ensure that any use of natural resources is equitable and ecologically sustainable.” Every four years they convene members, delegates and guests to the World Conservation Congress (WCC), most recently held in Jeju, Korea (2012) and Barcelona, Spain (2008). Never before had the United States been a venue for the Congress.

Wichman, National Tropical Botanical Garden President and CEO, curator of the 989-acre Limahuli Preserve on Kauai, not only served on the Host and Program Committees of the WCC, but was largely responsible for the idea of holding the event in Hawaii, where threats to unique eco-systems and biodiversity are on center stage. Back in 2008, after attending the Barcelona WCC, Maui kalo farmer and educator Penny Levin suggested that the only way to get suitable attention and funding for local conservation needs would be to bring an event of this stature to Hawaii. Dr. Christopher Dunn,

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then-director of Lyon Arboretum, and Wichman agreed, and began an eight-year odyssey of making the dream a reality.

By all accounts, the 2016 IUCN-WCC, held Sept. 1-10 at Honolulu’s Hawaii Convention Center, was an unprecedented success. More that 10,000 people attended, from more than 190 nations. The extravaganza showcased Hawaii, Pacific and global eco-issues and challenges with dozens of displays, presentations, forums and discussions over the first five days. Then the Congress shifted gears, with five days of deliberations and voting on 85 proposals, from closing domestic markets for elephant ivory trade to securing our future by developing a post-2020 strategy.

A Who’s Who list of conservation luminaries and leaders highlighted the event– Jane Goodall, Sylvia Earle, Jean Michel Cousteau, E.O. Wilson and more—with President Barack Obama a late no-show after a brief welcome to the Pacific Island Conference of Leaders in a small, private event at the UH East-West Center on Manoa on the eve of the WCC. Expected to address the general assembly at an opening reception at Neal Blaisdell Center the next morning, Obama instead flew to Midway, in the center of the Paphanaumokuakea Marine National Monument (PMNM) that he expanded just a week earlier by presidential order, making it the world’s largest marine protected area.

OCEANS OF ISSUES The push to expand protection for the Northwest Hawaiian Islands spanned several months, gaining attention of global conservation organizations, charitable trusts and igniting some lively local debates on the perceived merits or impacts of the decision. The Western Pacific Advisory Council (WESPAC), the longline fishing industry and at least two past governors fought to oppose expansion, claiming the need for Hawaiian fishing interests to pursue schools of tuna in those surrounding waters. But the debate served to expose the underbelly of WESPAC and the long-liners: Hawaii’s 140-boat fleet annually exceeds its quota of fish, then buys out unused quotas from other Pacific nations while fishing in the same waters; much of what is caught here is shipped to Mainland or foreign markets, defusing the notion that PMNM expansion would lead to limited local fish availability, or sky-rocketing prices; and the disturbing investigation of the near-slavery conditions of contracted workers from impoverished South Pacific and Asian nations who crew the long-line boats.

It’s well understood that protecting up to 30 per cent of our ocean resources makes sense for conservation purposes. But a study published earlier this year suggests that level of protection will also benefit fisherman and other stakeholders. The recommenda-

tion, first put forth at the IUCN World Parks Conference in Sydney, Australia in 2014 has been largely adopted by other conservation organizations. Currently, just six percent of the world’s oceans are set aside as marine protection areas, and in the main Hawaiian Islands, a mere three percent of our nearshore waters are similarly protected.

Speaking at the opening reception, Governor David Ige, giving what might have been the best speech since he took office, pledged a “30 by 30” commitment. “Our reefs provide habitat for spectacular marine life, and feed us,” he said. “That’s why I’m committed to effectively managing 30 per cent of our near-shore ocean waters by 2030.”

Ige’s remarks resonated with Nainoa Thompson of the Polynesian Voyaging Society. “Initiatives such as 30 by 30 are essential for our sail plan to a sustainable future,” said Thompson. “To protect life on earth, we have to protect the ocean waters.”

And while the world came to Hawaii for 10 days for the IUCN-WCC, Hawaii also embarked upon connecting with cultures and communities worldwide, through the Hokule‘a voyaging canoe’s Malama Honua (“take care of Island Earth”) Worldwide Voyage, a three-year initiative to inspire and create change for, “our children and future.”

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to some, it might not even be under discussion if not for the leadership of the tiny (21,000 population) island nation of Palau.

President Tommy Remengesau, who also provided opening remarks, recently increased his nation’s commitment from 50 percent protection to 80 percent, underscoring the importance of a healthy ocean eco-system to Palauan people. Having created a shark sanctuary and stating zero tolerance for poaching, his administration followed up on that warning by confiscating and burning vessels from Vietnam and the Philippines caught illegally fishing in Palau’s waters last year.

“Eighty percent is the culmination of the Micronesia Challenge we embarked on 10 years ago,” said Remengesau. “This initiative [initially] targeted 20 percent of our reef and 30 percent of our terrestrial areas for protection. Again, the benefits of a marine protected area are not confined to that area: It is very effective at repopulating other areas. Imagine the benefits if every country had a sizable marine protected area.”

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MAINTAIN FOCUS Speaking at the conclusion of the Pacific Ocean Summit on the first afternoon of the Congress, Nainoa Thompson said that, “Ecology, sustainability and climate change weren’t taught,” [when he was young]. “It wasn’t even a thought.” He credited many who inspired him, including artist Herb Kane, whom he said, “possessed the conviction of an evangelist.”

A riveting storyteller, Thompson shared his experiences in the early years of preparing the Hokule‘a for voyaging, including the heartwrenching details of losing Eddie Aikau in a fierce storm in the Ka‘iwi channel off Lanai.

Thompson expressed deep appreciation for lessons learned from master navigator Mau Piailug, from the tiny Micronesian island of Satawai. He held Mau as an example of the power of one to change the world, deeming him, “the most compassionate man I have ever known.”

While recognizing the challenges we collectively face on “Island Earth,” Thompson said there is opportunity for light, hope and strength. Relating anecdotes from the Malama Honua World Wide Voyage over its first two years to date, he concluded, “We must maintain focus, strengthen commitments and forge partnerships.”

ing. With such an international audience, the traditional native attire made for a colorful montage, with even those from Hawaii and throughout the Pacific in their finest designer apparel.

Evening receptions hosted by various organizations allowed attendees to unwind, share lessons learned, and make new acquaintances.

THE TAKE-HOME That Hawaii stepped forward as a world conservation leader by hosting the largest such event in history is immeasurably powerful. The concurrent ambassadorial role of the Hokule‘a in sharing a message of Malama Honua underscores Hawaii’s position to help set the course for a sustainable future.

Yet the immense challenges we’re facing should not be diminished by the success of a 10-day conference, or even a three-year worldwide voyage. A prevalent theme at Congress sessions was that this is a time to move beyond discussion and to take action. Given the sluggishness of governments in setting new initiatives and securing funding, it sometimes seems we are taking mere baby steps when we should be taking giant strides to setting a course and action for conserving resources and establishing a new paradigm of sustainability.

Our elected officials look at annual budgets, two- or four-year terms and at solving the crisis de jour, more than setting sights on long term goals and needs. Frankly, this is true of most of us, as we go about our daily struggles just to make ends meet.

The World Conservation Congress offered a glimpse of where our planet is situated with respect to ecological, political and financial challenges and provided many opportunities to breath in new inspiration at global efforts.

We will need all the inspiration, compassion and dedicated action that we can muster to address the issues of today and hold the vision for a future where we may take care of each other and our planet’s shared resources.

Rob Parsons is a former columnist and frequent contributor to Maui Time. He is serving in his tenth year as Maui Environmental Coordinator and is a member of the Hawaii Environmental Council. ■ editor@mauitime.com For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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The Micronesia Challenge and Caribbean Challenge are collaborative models that allow conservation goal setting and progress tracking amongst island nations. These sort of agreements bring about “a friendly ‘coopetition,’ half cooperation and half competition,” said Kate Brown, Executive Director of the Global Island Partnership (GLISPA). Ige also announced the State of Hawaii will join GLISPA, which is open to all islands regardless of size or political status, and strives to, “build resilient and sustainable island communities by inspiring leadership, catalyzing commitments and facilitating collaboration.”

Hawaii Green Growth (HGG), a statewide sustainability network, hosted a panel discussion highlighting the Aloha + Challenge initiative, signed by four mayors, two governors and the heads of University of Hawaii and the Office of Hawaiian Affairs. Island mayors, including Maui’s Alan Arakawa, related progress they’re making towards goals set in six sustainability sectors: local food production, natural resources, waste diversion, renewable energy, green jobs and education and smart, sustainable communities. HGG continues to refine the scope of these goals to be achieved by 2030 or before, and has set up a dash-

board where measures can be tracked.

UH President David Lassner announced a “Make the Ala Wai Great” challenge, complete with a cash prize for teams of students with the best plans to protect Honolulu’s waterway from the impacts of a 100-year storm, which could cost an estimated $300 million in damages. With climate change predictions for greater storms ringing true, in light of Maui’s recent torrential rains that overwhelmed the Wailuku River, such initiatives will likely be essential proactive planning, to shift us from our current mode of reactive emergency actions for clean up and recovery.

Hawaii Island Mayor Billy Kenoi touched upon a topic not often addressed by top elected officials: How much is too much? Noting that he and his colleagues often compare or boast which island has the most visitors, highest occupancy rates and highest visitor spending, he floated the elephant-in-the-room question.

Kenoi paused, then asked, “I just like know how much it takes for people to say ‘no more?’”

Put another way, Ige said that, “We cannot continue to disregard all the signs that show we are at the tipping point.”

The Pacific Ocean Summit came about primarily due to the focus of IUCN Oceania Regional Director Taholo Kami. In August 2015, Kami spoke at the Asia Pacific Resilience Conference on a panel that included Blue Planet’s Henk Rogers and Maui Mayor Arakawa. After their session ended, Kami and Arakawa proceeded to a small conference room where Kami shared his vision of bringing Pacific Island leaders together for a summit on shared ocean issues: climate change, sea level rise, coral bleaching, ocean acidification, over-fishing and plastic marine debris, among others. The Pacific Ocean Summit could be the start of collaborations, said Kami, one that could lead to greater actions and to establishing a Pacific Ocean Resilience Fund.

Arakawa pledged to support his vision of a Moana Pasifika Voyage of South Pacific island nations, sailing to Hawaii to draw attention to our connections, as well as our challenges.

Meetings were held at the IUCN Oceania headquarters in Suva, Fiji in April of this year.

Voyaging canoe captains and crew from Samoa, Tonga, Fiji, New Zealand, and the Cook Islands spent two days discussing logistics for a sail plan to Hawaii to coincide with the beginning of the IUCN-WCC. Maui’s Tim Gilliom of Hui O Wa‘a Kaulua (HOWK), who has spent much of the past two decades on efforts to get the voyaging canoe Mo‘okiha O Pi‘ilani built and seaworthy, also sat in on the planning. As someone who’s sailed extensively throughout the Pacific, including on the Holule‘a, Gilliom and HOWK offered to host the canoes and crews once they arrived in Hawaii.

Ultimately, the South Pacific voyagers abandoned the plan, unwilling to sail into El Nino weather projections and potentially damaging storms. The Pacific Ocean Summit nevertheless hosted a sunrise welcome to a small outrigger canoe at the lagoon in front of the Hilton Hawaiian Village. Blustery winds from passing Hurricane Madeline gave way to sunshine and calm, as hundreds looked on. Native Hawaiians from Maui participated in the cultural protocol, and received ho‘okupu (ceremonial gifts) from numerous Pacific Island leaders.

IUCN Director Kami brought his entire office staff of 30 to assist with the welcome ceremony, summit and to monitor many more events at the Congress. The first floor of the Hawaii Convention Center hosted dozens of pavilions and booths, where hour after hour presentations were offered to the thousands of people attend-

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hen you think about the Maui Ocean Center, their iconic aquarium and outdoor pools filled with wondrous ocean creatures come to mind. So far, they’re not synonymous with live music and dinner shows, but that’s about to change.

The Maui Ocean Center is kicking off an all-new event at their charming seaside Ma‘alaea restaurant, Seascape. For the first time ever, they will host a live band and create a special three-course menu in their elegant open-air, ocean-view dining room at the affair dubbed “Unplugged by the Sea.” Even better, Gomega is headlining the first one, this Thursday, Oct. 6.

“We’ve never played there before,” says Louis Kanoa Kukaua, the band’s vocalist and frontrunner. “I don’t think anybody has really played there before. For the most part, it’s gonna be Gomega way more light.

We will be looping, and doing beatbox with acoustic instruments.”

Anytime you can catch Gomega live, it’s a treat. These guys have won Best Band on Maui voted by MauiTime readers three times, most recently in 2016 and 2015.

Their sound is diverse and unique, and always keep it fresh. This session will feature bandmates Ryan Rego and Kukaua.

Seascape is also proud of their certified platinum “Ocean Friendly Restaurant” status and the fact that they follow the Monterey Bay Aquarium’s Seafood Watch recommendations for serving seafood. As their aquarium teaches conservation and brings environmental issues to light, the restaurant follows suit. The ocean-friendly restaurant program uses several different environmentally sound practices that limit the use of styrofoam and plastics. If a restaurant fulfills all eight of them they get the platinum status. This makes their prefixe menu for the night guilt-free.

Seascape has two entrances, one from the shops’ side and one from the aquarium.

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you don’t. The restaurant also has some great Pau Hana deals Thursday to Saturday from 5 to 7pm, and on Friday's Kaulike Pescaia entertains you with contemporary classic Hawaiian music. They offer $4 glasses of wine and $2.50 drafts with a great pupu menu. The pupus change seasonally but they have nibbles like truffle fries, flatbreads, seafood cocktail, grilled steak, poke, tacos and wings for around $10.

Unplugged by the Sea takes place on the first and third Thursdays of the month, so stay tuned for more of these live music and dinner shows. Tickets are $75 for dinner and $35 for just the show (kama‘aina it’s $65, and if you’re a Maui Ocean Center member you get $15 off the regular price). You can reserve your spot at Mauioceancenter.com/ unplugged or by calling 808-270-7068.

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This Week's Picks THURSDAY, OCT. 6 MAUI FAIR – The 94th annual Maui Fair starts this Thursday, Oct. 6 and runs through Sunday, Oct. 9. This year’s theme is “The Homegrown Fair,” and it begins (as always) with a parade on Thursday, followed by the usual array of games, attractions and ono food vendors. There will also be live music, horticulture displays, livestock, photography, art exhibits and many competitions. Don’t forget the famous Chili Cook-Off! Adults $7, Keiki (5-11 yrs) $3, Children 4 and under are Free. Thu. 5pm-11pm, Fri. 5pm-midnight, Sat. 10am-midnight, Sun. 10am11pm. Maui War Memorial Complex, (700 Halia Nakoa St., Wailuku); Mauifair.com. Photo: Forest and Kim Starr/Flickr

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THURSDAY, OCT. 6 UNPLUGGED BY THE SEA – Maui Ocean Center is presenting ng Unning plugged By the Sea at their Seascape Restaurant. The evening ef will feature a three-course pre-fixe menu created by Seascape Chef Henry Tariga. There will also be live acoustic music and incred-ible harbor views. Discounts are available for aquarium members,, kama‘aina and U.S military. Dinner starts at 5:30pm, concert begins at 7pm. $35-75. 5:30pm. Seascape Restaurant, (192 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-427-1245; Mauioceancenter.. com/dine. Photo courtesy of Maui Ocean Center

FABULOUS FEATHER ART – There’s a Fabulous Feather Art Show by Ellen Levinsky at the Banyan Tree Gallery from Thursday, Oct. 6 to Monday, Oct. 31. Levinsky uses beautiful and rare feathers to adorn her art and jewelry. She’ll do live weekly demonstrations at the Old Lahaina Jail throughout October, and there’s a formal reception on Oct. 15 from 11am4pm. Free. 110am. Lahaina Arts Society Banyan Tree Gallery and Old Jail Gallery, (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111; Lahaina-arts.org. Photo: Ellen Levinsky

FRIDAY, OCT. 7 ‘AIPONO WINE DINNER – The ‘Aipono Wine Dinner will take place at the Kapalua Cliff House. Master of Wine Geoff Labitzke will present the evening. It will be a rare opportunity to taste wines from Kistler Vineyards paired with culinary creations from Chef David Viviano of Montage Kapalua Bay. Maui No Ka Oi and Charles Fredy of Chambers & Chambers Wine Merchants host the event. $275 plus tax and tip. 6pm. Kapalua Cliff House, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6681; Mauimagazine.net/wine-dinnermontage-kapalua-bay. Photo courtesy of Flickr/ Alex Ranaldi

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HUI HOLOMUA BUSINESS FEST – The 10th annual Hui Holomua Business Fest takes place at the Grand Wailea Resort. Hosted by the Maui Native Hawaiian Chamber of Commerce (MNHCOC), everyone’s invited to explore how business leaders can introduce Hawaiian culture into their employment environment. Lunch will be provided. $60-70. 8am.

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TENORS OF ROCK – There will be two Tenors of Rock concerts at the Maui Theatre. The first happens this Friday, Oct. 7 and the second takes place on Saturday, Oct. 8. Tenors of Rock are one of the most exciting rock bands from the UK; you may recognize them as the UK phenoms of X-Factor. Without a doubt, they’ll put on a high energy rock experience for Maui’s fans. $59-79. 8pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com.

Photo courtesy of Maui Theatre

BIG INK CELEBRATION – The Big Ink Celebration is happening at the Hui No‘eau Visual Arts Center. Artist James Bailey will be the guest teacher for this 2016 Hui Artist in Residence Program event. Participants will use wood and linoleum blocks to print designs onto paper or fabric with a steamroller. Art students and artists of all ages are encouraged to attend this event. Free. 10am2pm. Hui No‘eau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; Huinoeau.com.

Photo courtesy of Hui No‘eau

SATURDAY, OCT. 8 HNP SERVICE PROJECT – Friends of Haleakala National Park will hold a one-day volunteer project at Hosmer’s Grove near the Haleakala National Park entrance station. Volunteers will pull fireweed away from the Pukiawe shrubs, where Nene birds like to nest. When the work is done, the volunteer group will take a short hike together. Volunteers are encouraged to bring lunch, water, rain and sun protection and binoculars (if they enjoy bird watching).

Email arlene@fhnp.org to register. Free. 8am. Haleakala National Park, (Haleakala Hwy., Kula); 808-205-4067; Fhnp.org.

Photo courtesy of Flickr/Eric Chan

FLOW FLOWER CROWN YOGA – The Flow & Flower Crown Yoga Event will unfold at the Andaz Maui Resort. Maui yogis can embrace their inner flower child while making their very own haku-lei (flower crown), then take part in a 60-minute oceanside yoga class. There will be a photo booth for you and your friends and complimentary parking for all participants. Space is limited and reservations are required. $25.

8am. Andaz Maui at Wailea Resort, (3550 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-243-4800; Maui.andaz.hyatt.com. Image of William-Adolphe Bouguereau’s At The Edge Of The Brook: Universidad Autónoma de Colima Universidad Autónoma de Durango/Wikimedia Commons

SATURDAY, OCT. 8 REFLECTIONS FROM PIANO – The Reflections From Piano concert will take place at Makawao Union Church.

Damira Feldman is an internationally recognized pianist known for her talent and ability to engage her audience. She’ll perform masterpieces from Frederic Chopin, among others. $15. 7pm. Makawao Union Church, (1445 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-579-9261; Makawaounionchurch.org.

Photo courtesy of Flickr/Stig Morten Waage

SATURDAY, OCT. 8 MONO.CHROMOUS – The Mono.Chromous: Black and White Fall Bloc Massive will happen at Kono’s on the Green. Dress in a black and white to celebrate the “moving molecules of the lower decibels” (sure, why not).

There will be two stages of Maui’s best DJ’s and producers, exciting visuals, dancing and more. The evening will feature music by DJ Andrew, DJ Deviant and Micky G. 21+. $5-10. 9pm. Kono’s on the Green, (470 Lipoa Pkwy., Kihei); 808-633-4220; Konosonmaui.com.

Photo courtesy of Facebook/ DJ Andrew Stauffer

TASTE OF UPCOUNTRY – Montessori School of Maui will host this year’s Taste of Upcountry. The event will highlight many of Maui’s most talented chefs and local farmers. Festivities will include lots of yummy food, adult beverages and refreshments, live acoustic Brazilian music and a silent and live auction. Proceeds raised will directly support the nonprofit Montessori of Maui. 21+. $100. 6pm. Montessori School of Maui, (2933 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-573-0374; Momi.org.

Photo courtesy Gary King

TUESDAY, OCT. 11 VALLEY ISLE KENNEL CLUB FUNDRAISER – Valley Isle Kennel Club of Maui is holding a fundraiser at Flatbread Company in Paia. For over 30 years, the Valley Isle Kennel Club has been promoting responsible pet ownership with matches and confirmation shows, Canine Good Citizen tests, rally and obedience trials. A percentage of every pizza sold will be go to the cause.

Free. 4pm. Flatbread Company, (89 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8989; Flatbreadcompany.com.

Photo: Sean M. Hower

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Film

by Barry Wurst II

'Miss Peregrine's Home For Peculiar Children' Tim Burton’s new film is spooky but gets too muddy

★★★★★ Rated PG-13 / 127 Min.

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hen we first meet Jake, the hero of Miss Peregrine’s Home For Peculiar Children, we immediately recognize his importance of the film. As played by Asa Butterfield, Jake is a quiet, isolated and inquisitive young man whose closest relationship is with his grandfather (played by Terence Stamp). Jake is lonely, skinny, pale, soft spoken, usually attired in black... and clearly the stand in for film director Tim Burton, as he resembles and even sounds like Burton.

Well, if Woody Allen has a stand in for each of his films, then why not Burton?

Jake ponders whether his grandfather’s tall tales, involving a school for “peculiar” children, are true or imagined. Along with his father (played by Chris O’Dowd), Jake travels to Wales and discovers that, in a most unusual manner, both Miss Peregrine (played by Eva Green) and her monstrous but lovable pupils, do exist.

All the elements are in place for a classic Burton film but the tone is off from the start.

Based on the popular Young Adult novel by Ransom Riggs, the story feels cobbled together from different franchises and never establishes a consistent feel. On a superficial level, it plays like Harry Potter crossed with X-Men, as Jake discovers his true, supernatural potential through education, while immersing himself in a society of misfit children with freakish abilities. While set in the present, the early scenes of Jake’s life try to tap into another Burton trademark: an exaggerated vision of suburban life.Yet, the humor is too reigned in and none of the characters connect.

Butterfield, who also starred in Hugo and Ender’s Game, is becoming the go-to lead for YA Novel adaptations. Unfortunately, he’s one of the weak links here. It’s either the bland way Butterfield plays him, screenwriter Jane Goldman’s limited characterization or both–Jake is just not very interesting.

By contrast, Green is excellent in a stylish turn. I couldn’t take my eyes off of Miss Peregrine, who Green makes a transfixing figure. Samuel L. Jackson is visibly enjoying the opportunity to play a truly scary villain and looks more comfortable and loose on screen than he has in years. Stamp’s role and performance offer the most layers but

Oh, look–another critic who didn't care for my movie!

O’Dowd, Allison Janney and especially Dame Judi Dench are wasted.

I was excited to see Rupert Everett, a fine actor rarely does films anymore. Despite prominent billing, Everett is barely in the film and leaves no impression.

Of the spooky kids under Miss Peregrine’s watch, I was especially taken by Ella Purnell’s lovely portrait of a young woman who, unless weighed down, would float away like a balloon. There’s also the adorable little girl with a ghastly pair of teeth on the back of her head (it’s the film’s best visual gag).

The third act is a spectacle-heavy extravaganza, as Burton clearly has fun tossing in elaborate, Ray Harryhausen-style effects and action into the narrative. Film nerds will even notice how the faces of the central villains, the Hollows, resemble a famously cut, “tooscary” ghoul from the 1981 Ghost Story. The

carnival setting and giant creature tussles are lively and there’s a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it cameo of Burton on a ride. Oddly enough, this entire portion of the movie doesn’t work. By this point in the story, the humanity of the film has been lost, which wasn’t the case with other Burton masterpieces like Edward Scissorhands or Frankenweenie.

As with many dark, intense YA Novel adaptations, this will all be too much for children. The PG-13 rating is too soft for a film with many scenes of Jackson and his evil cronies hungrily devouring eyeballs.

The special effects are fine but the point of it all gets muddy near the end.

Early on, the film explores how fantastic tales and fantasy can be a way of escaping or covering up a darker truth. By the end, that’s all been tossed aside for yet another cloud of CGI busyness. ■

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by Alex Mitchell

Showtimes KA‘AHUMANU 6

The Magnificent Seven- PG13- 2D THU 12:40

WHARF CINEMA CENTER

Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului.

1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm)

1:20 1:40 6:50 6:50

658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day)

The Girl On The Train -R- 2D FRI-THU 11:30 12:30 2:00 3:00 4:30 5:30 7:00 8:00 9:30 10:30.

Middle School: The Worst Years Of My Life- PG2D FRI-THU 11:00 1:15 3:30 5:45 8:00 10:15.

Miss Peregrines Home For Peculiar ChildrenPG13- 2D THU 10:30 11:30 2:15 4:00 5:00 7:45, 3D THU 1:15 6:45. 10:30 11:30 2:15 4:00 5:00 7:45. 3D THU 1:15 6:45. 2D FRI-THU 10:30 11:30 1:15 4:00 5:00 7:15 10:00.

Storks- PG- 2D THU 10:30 11:30 12:40 1:40 2:50 3:50 5:00 6:00 8:05. 2D FRI-THU 11:15 1:30 3:45 6:00 8:05 10:10.

Barcelona A Love Untold- NR- 2D THU 10:30 1:20 4:10 7:00. FRI-THU 2:15 7:45 10:30.

Suicide Squad- PG13- 2D THU 10:45 1:30 4:15 7:00.

3:40 4:20 6:40 9:40 10:20, FRI 1:10 4:10 6:50 7:10 10:00, SAT 1:10 4:10 7:10 10:00, SUN-WED 1:10 1:40 4:10 7:10 10:00.

Bridget Jones’ Baby - R- 2D THU 11:40 2:20 5:10 10:30, FRI-WED 11:40 2:20 5:10 7:40 10:30.

Snowden-R- 2D THU 11:40 2:20 5:00 7:40, FRIWED 11:30 4:50 10:00.

Sully-PG13- 2D THU 12:00 1:40 2:40 4:10 5:20 8:00 10:40, FRI-WED 11:40 2:30 5:00 7:50 10:30.

Kubo And The Two Strings- PG- 2D THU 11:30 1:50 4:40, FRI-WED 2:30 7:50.

Sausage Party- R- 2D FRI 11:30 4:30 9:50, SAT 9:50, SUN-WED 11:30 4:30 9:50.

The Girl On The Train- R- 2D THU 7:00, FRI-SUN

1:20 4:15 7:15 10:15, MON 1:20 4:15 7:15, TUE 1:20 4:15 7:15 10:15, WED 1:20 4:15 7:15.

Deep Water Horizon- PG13- 2D THU 1:30 4:15 7:10, FRI-SUN 1:15 4:00 7:15 9:50, MON 1:15 4:00 7:15, TUE 1:15 4:00 7:15 9:50, WED 1:15 4:00 7:15.

Miss Peregrine’s Home For Peculiar Children2D FRI-SUN 12:45 7:00, 3D FRI-SUN 3:50 10:00, 2D MON 12:45 7:00, 3D MON 3:50, 2D TUE 12:45 7:00, 3D TUE 3:50 10:00, 2D WED 12:45 7:00, 3D WED 3:50.

Storks-PG- 2D THU 4:30, 3D 2:00.

The Magnificent Seven- 2D THU 1:00 4:00 7:00.

MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) To Joey, With Love- PG- 2D THU 7:00.

The Metropolis Opera: Tristan Und Isolde- NR-

SAT 12:00.

The Birth of a Nation (2016)- 2D THU 7:30 10:20, FRI-WED 12:00 1:50 5:10 7:00 10:20.

The Girl on the Train- R- 2D THU 7:30 10:20, FRI-WED 11:30 2:10 4:40 7:30 10:10.

Deep Water Horizon- PG13- 2D THU 11:30 2:30 5:00 8:00 10:40, FRI-WED 11:40 2:20 5:00 7:40 10:20.

Masterminds- PG13- 2D THU 11:50 2:30 5:10 7:50 10:00, FRI-WED 11:30 2:50 4:40 8:00 9:50.

Miss Peregrine’s Home For Peculiar ChildrenPG13- 2D THU 11:30 7:00 10:10 10:30, 3D THU 12:30 2:10 3:30 4:50 6:30 7:30 9:30. 2D FRI-WED 12:40 3:40 6:40, 3D FRI-WED 11:30 2:00 4:50 7:20 9:40 10:10.

Queen of Katwe-PG- 2D THU 11:40 2:10 5:10 7:40 10:30, FRI-WED 1:00 3:50 6:40 9:30.

The Birth of a Nation opens this week

NEW THIS WEEK

NOW PLAYING

THE BIRTH OF A NATION - R - Biography/ Drama - Thirty years before the Civil War, a literate slave named Nat Turner leads an uprising against southern slaveholders. Directed by Nate Parker. 120 min.

BARCELONA A LOVE UNTOLD - NR - Drama/Romance - A young man trying to get over a breakup meets a young woman running away from her past. 100 min.

THE GIRL ON THE TRAIN - R - Mystery/ Thriller - A recently divorced woman gets embroiled in a missing persons investigation that changes her life. Stars Emily Blunt and Haley Bennett. 112 min.

MET OPERA: TRISTAN UND ISOLDE - NR Music - See New York’s Metropolitan Opera perform the classic tale of an Irish princess headed to England and the man who has to take her there. In German. 287 min.

MIDDLE SCHOOL: THE WORST YEARS OF MY LIFE - PG - Comedy - A creative teen conspires with his friends to break every rule in their school. Stars Griffin Gluck and Lauren Graham. 92 min.

TO JOEY, WITH LOVE - NR - Documentary - The story of Joey Feek as she battled cancer. 90 min.

BRIDGET JONES’S BABY - R - Horror - Bridget Jones (Renee Zellweger) is back, and this time she’s pregnant, though she’s not entirely certain about the identity of the father. 122 min.

DEEPWATER HORIZON - PG13 - Action/ Drama - Kurt Russell and Marky Mark star in this dramatization of the deadly 2010 oil rig disaster of the same name. 107 min.

KUBO AND THE TWO STRINGS - PG - Animation/Adventure - A young boy must find the magical suit of armor worn by his late father in order to destroy a dangerous spirit. 101 min.

THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN - PG13 - Western This remake of a remake of a samurai picture stars Denzel Washington as a gunmen who gathers some friends to help a poor town fight off thieves. 132 min.

MASTERMINDS - PG13 - Action/Comedy - An armored car night guard organizes a massive bank heist. Stars Kate McKinnon, Kristen Wiig and Jason Sudeikis. 94 min.

MISS PEREGRINE’S HOME FOR PECULIAR CHILDREN - PG13 - Adventure/Fantasy - Jacob (Asa Butterfield) finds himself in a mysterious world populated by mysterious people with mysterious powers. Of course it’s directed by Tim Burton. See this week’s film review. 127 min.

QUEEN OF KATWE - PG - Drama/Biography Everything changes for a Ugandan girl when she learns how to play chess. 124 min.

SNOWDEN - R - Biography/Thriller - Oliver Stone’s look at Edward Snowden, the former NSA contractor who blew the whistle on America’s massive, illegal electronic surveillance methods. 134 min.

STORKS - PG - Animation/Adventure - These days, storks deliver packages, not babies. But when there’s a mix-up and an order for a baby appears, hilarity ensues. 89 min.

SULLY - PG13 - Drama/Biography - Pilot Chesley Sullenberger (Tom Hanks) somehow saves all of his passengers and crew after ditching his airliner in the Hudson River. Directed by Clint Eastwood. 96 min.

LAST CHANCE SUICIDE SQUAD - PG13 - Action/Comics - A bunch of DC villains (Deadshot, the Joker, Harley Quinn, et al) join up to fight some supervillain to kill time before Wonder Woman and that big Justice League movie comes out. 123 min.

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Calendar

by Alex Mitchell & Shannon Kekahuna

Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS SOUL KITCHEN BIG BAND - Thu. Oct 6. Soul Kitchen is an acoustic-infused musical wonder that plays soul, blues, jazz, zydeco, Middle Eastern and rock. $10. 7pm. Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com WAILUKU FIRST FRIDAY TOWN PARTY Fri. Oct 7. Take part in the wonderful street festivities with friends and family. The evening will feature live entertainment, food vendors, local artisans, jewelry, fashion and a beer garden. 6pm.

Wailuku First Friday, (Market Street, Wailuku); 808-270-7710; Mauifridays.com HOT FRIDAYS WITH DJ BIG MIKE AND KAMIKAZE - Fri. Oct 7. Boogie the night away with DJ Big Mike and Kamikaze for Hot Fridays at Paradise Grill. 10pm. Paradise Grill, (2291 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-3700; Paradisegrillkb.com REGGAE WITH DJ IRIE DOLE - Wed. Oct 12.

Every Wednesday at Paradise Grill’s Mello’s Bar features late night reggae and island vibes with DJ Irie Dole. Check out Maui’s weekly reggae night!

21+. 10pm. Paradise Grill, (2291 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-3700; Paradisegrillkb.com

STAGE SHOWS ‘BOEING, BOEING’ - Fri. Sep 30 - Sun. Oct 16. In Maui OnStage’s new comedy Bernard has Italian, American and German fiancees–all airline hostesses with frequent layovers. When unforeseen schedule changes land all three in his Paris apartment on the same night, Berthe, his maid, tells Robert, a visiting college buddy, to “Drink up, it’s going to be a bumpy night.” Performance times are Fridays and Saturday at 7:30pm and Sundays at 3pm. $20-40. 3pm. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; Mauionstage.com KUPANAHA MAGIC SHOW - Tue-Sat. Watch “Maui’s Magical Family” team up with the Kupanaha dancers. See scintillating hula interpretations bring spectacular illusions, charm and culture to the stage. $65-99. 4:30pm. Kupanaha Magic Theatre, (2525 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-0128; Kupanaha.com WARREN AND ANNABELLE’S MAGIC SHOW - Mon-Sat. Warren Gibson, one of the country’s premier sleight-of-hand magicians, treats you to the best “close-up” magic and comedy in a beautiful 78-seat venue. Annabelle, their resident ghost, will entertain you while you dine, enjoy cocktails, appetizers, and yummy desserts. $64-104.50. 5pm.

Warren and Annabelle’s, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-6244; Warrenandannabelles.com ‘ULALENA - Mon, Tue, Thur, Fri. Delight in the richness of Hawaiian history and culture through authentic Hawaiian music, dance and over 100 instruments played live in a dynamic, colorful, emotional, and entertaining theatrical performance.

Embark on this powerful journey, and leave with a deeper understanding of island culture, and the true essence of aloha. $29.99 Keiki / $59.99 Adults. Children 5 and under are free. Kama‘aina and military rates, and dinner partner offers are available. 5pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com WILLIE K AND THE WAREHOUSE BLUES BAND - Thu. Oct 6. Willie K captivates audiences around the world with his astounding performances and remarkable array of musical styles. $60 Dinner and Show, $25 Show Only. Call for reservations. 6:30pm. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808249-0033; Kamehamehagolf.com ‘BURN’N LOVE’ - Thu. Oct 6. Mon, Tue, Thur, Fri. Maui Theatre’s Burn’n Love brings back the golden era of Elvis in Hawaii. Starring Darren Lee, relive the days of Blue Hawaii with the best Elvis

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impersonator in the world. $60-110. 7:30pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com COMEDY AND MAGIC WITH HOLDEN MOWAT - Sat. Oct 8. Join Maui Magician Holden Mowat with his interactive, all-ages magic-comedy performance on the mall’s center stage. 11:30am.

Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com FREE RANGE COMEDY HOSTS IMPROV JAM - Sat. Oct 8. Join Free Range Comedy for a fun night of short form games hosted by Maui’s chicken coop troupe! They will put names in one hat, games in another and play! If you love doing improv, or always wanted to give it a try, come on down. It’ll be low on stress and high on laughter. $5. 7:30pm. ProArts Playhouse, (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-463-6550; Proartspacific.com ‘AN EVENING WITH ALBERT EINSTEIN’ - Sun. Oct 9. Maui’s well know actor and theater director, Rick Scheideman, will be performing his one-man show at the historic Pioneer Inn Courtyard. Enjoy Pre-show dinner and happy hour from 3-6pm.

Drinks are available for purchase throughout the show. Reservations recommended. $22. 6pm. Pioneer Inn, (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 303-507-0987; Rickscheideman.com

20 percent off dinner entrees every day from 5:309pm with valid Hawaii ID. Not valid with any other discounts or promotions (valid through Nov. 20).

2pm. Hali‘imaile General Store, (900 Hali‘imaile Rd., Makawao); 808-572-2666; HGSMaui.com KING’S COTTAGE TASTING ROOM - Thu. Oct 6. Built for King Kalakaua in 1856, the King’s Cottage is where you can taste free MauiWine varieties and get free historical and cellar tours. 10am.

MauiWine Ulupalakua, (14815 Pi‘ilani Hwy., Ulupalakua); 808-878-6058; Mauiwine.com HALE KU‘AI OPEN MARKET - Thu. Oct 6. Features fresh assorted fruits and vegetables open to the public. Free. 11am. Hale Ku‘ai, (1977 Main St., Wailuku); 808-984-2156.

KING’S VISIT WINE TASTING AND TOUR Thu. Oct 6. Maui’s only winery is now offering the King’s Visit Wine Tasting and Tour. This is a great opportunity for wine lovers and for those wanting to learn more about grape production on Maui.

The tour includes a visit to the Old Jail, tastings of small-production single varietal Ulupalakua Vineyards estate wines, a walk through the vineyard grounds and lots of opportunities to talk story about the Rose Ranch. $50. 3:30pm. Maui Wine Ulupalakua, (14815 Pi‘ilani Hwy., Ulupalakua); 808-878 808-878-6058; Mauiwine.com

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KAP KAPALUA SUNSET DINNE NER - Thu. Oct 6. TuesdayS Saturday. Sit back, relax and ttake in the beautiful Maui sunset while enjoying a special three-course Sunset Menu which includes a glass of sparkling wine and an amuse bouche from the chef. $50.

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E POWER UP COMEDY DY PIC PAG ON GE WITH CHINO LAFORGE omedy OCEAN POOL BAR’S PRIME Tue. Oct 11. Stand up comedy RIB DINNER DINN - Thu. Oct 6. Feast with Chino LaForge live on stage. ( in this exclusive combo entree of 100 5:30pm. Three’s Bar and Grill, (1945 S. percent Angus beef masterfully roasted by their Kihei Rd.); 808-879-3133; Threesbarandgrill.com chefs. This dish is exquisitely paired with Caesar NA LIO KEIKI DAY - Wed. Oct 12. Bring your Salad and your choice of two sides followed by family to a fun evening with Na Lio Iki, their miniatheir house-made Ali’i Kula Lavender Cheeseture horses Julio and Freedom. This is a theatrical cake. $39-45. 5:30pm. Ocean Pool Bar and Grill, production with horses that tell the story of the (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200; WesHawaiian Cowboy. Everyone will have an opportinkaanapali.com/dining/oceanpool tunity to take pictures and brush the minis. There CHEF’S TABLE FRENCH INFLUENCE TASTwill be games, crafting, coloring and refreshments.

ING MENU EXPERIENCE - Fri. Oct 7. If you’re They will end the evening with a raffle for the keiki. looking for a classy dining experience, head to Free. 5:30pm. Na Lio Gift Shop, (335 Keawe St., UH Maui College’s student-run restaurant. Taste Lahaina); 808-270-2255; Naliomaui.com small portions of everything on the menu plus speFOUREVER FAB SHOW - Wed. Oct 12. cial chef’s surprises. Regular seating is $35-45 Fourever Fab and its founding members have and Chef’s Table is $75, due to a limited availbeen performing the hits of The Beatles for over ability reservations are required. 11:30am. Leis 20 years. 6:30pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Family Class Act Restaurant at UH Maui College, Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3280; Facebook.com/leisfamilyclassact GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR.’S SLACK KEY SHOW - Wed. Oct 12. Enjoy Hawaii’s renaisFIRKIN FRIDAY - Fri. Oct 7. In partnership with Maui sance man, Grammy Award-winner George KahuBrewing Company, Luana presents monthly cask ale moku Jr., performing in concert with Hawaii’s music and firkin keg tapping! This month’s beer is a drylegends at the Aloha Pavilion. Hosted by George hopped Pueo Pale Ale. You don’t want to miss this and his Slack Key Show Ohana, Peter deAquino, beer explosion. 4:30pm. Luana Lounge at Fairmont Sterling Seaton and Wainani Kealoha. Pre-show Kea Lani, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; dinner package at Sea House Restaurant, advance Fairmont.com/kea-lani-maui/dining/luana purchase required. $37.99. 7:30pm. Napili Kai ALOHA FRIDAY SUNSET GRILL NIGHT - Fri. Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); Oct 7. Grill Night is a casual and fun way to cel808-669-6271; Napilikai.com ebrate Aloha Friday on the scenic point overlooking Kapalua Bay while enjoying the sunset over Molokai with live entertainment. A variety of BBQ selections will be featured each week with such HALI‘IMAILE KAMA‘AINA SUMMER SPECIAL favorites as Huli Huli Chicken and Kalbi Ribs as - Wed. Oct 5 - Thu. Oct 6. Monday-Friday Kama‘aina well as specialty cocktails and drinks. The reguwho buy one dessert will get one free with purchase lar pool bar menu will also be available. 5pm. of lunch entree from 11am-2:30pm. Also receive

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Hana Hou Bar at Montage Kapalua, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6600; Montagehotels.com/ kapaluabay/dining/hana-hou-bar CASTAWAY’S SEAFOOD NIGHT - Fri. Oct 7.

Friday. Enjoy a seafood extravaganza with fresh fish, clams, shrimp, crab leg cluster, Portuguese sausage, new potatoes, corn on the cob and garlic bread. $47.95. 5pm. Castaway Cafe, (45 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-9091; CastawayCafe.com CANE AND CANOE SUNDAY BRUNCH - Sun. Oct 9. Featuring an enhanced a la carte menu created by Chef David Viviano, Sunday Brunch will be a celebration of savory and sweet culinary delights. Enjoy a “Build-your-own Bloody Mary Bar” with an assortment of liquor, mixers and all the trimmings to make a most decadent libation. 7am.

Cane and Canoe at Montage Kapalua, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6681; Caneandcanoe.com SUNDAY HAWAIIAN MUSIC JAM SESSION - Sun. Oct 9. How do you take Sunday Brunch and make it better? By listening to Hawaii’s most talented musicians, of course. $50/adult $25/children. 10am. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-249-0033; Kamehamehagolf.com WINE SOCIAL - Sun. Oct 9. Here’s an intimate wine and food pairing with restaurant and wine list manager Jim Hansen. His thoughtful selections will be paired with light bites by Sous Chef Alvin Savelia.

4:30pm. Pulehu, an Italian Grill at Westin Ka‘anapali Resort, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3254; Westinkaanapali.com/dining/pulehu KO’S SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun. Oct 9.

Enjoy Chef Tylun Pang’s healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, the special seafood laulau includes Maui fresh catch fish, shrimp, scallops, spinach, mushrooms and baby bok choy, all wrapped in ti leaf, steamed and served with jasmine rice. 5pm. Ko at Fairmont Kea Lani, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-2210; Korestaurant.com TAVERNA’S PRIME RIB SUNDAY’S - Sun. Oct 9. Every Sunday enjoy the chef’s spiced, rubbed, slow-roasted 14oz Prime Rib with whipped potatoes, asparagus and horseradish cream sauce. $25. 5pm. Taverna Kapalua, (2000 Village Rd., Kapalua); 808-667-CIAO; Tavernamaui.com CASTAWAY’S DATE NIGHT - Wed. Oct 12. A perfect destination to bring your sweetheart with ocean front dining and couple specials. Enjoy entrees, house or caesar salad and a bottle of wine for $49.95 per couple. 5pm. Castaway Cafe, (45 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-9091; CastawayCafe.com OCEAN’S CRAB FEST - Wed. Oct 12. All-you-caneat buffet includes seasonal crab legs with drawn butter and lemon, fried chicken, Maui corn, garlic bread, caesar salad and potato salad. Top it off with a pineapple cobbler for dessert. $46 per adult, $23 per child, free for children under 3. Reservations required. 5:30pm. Ocean Pool Bar and Grill at Westin Ka‘anapali Resort, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808667-3200; Westinkaanapali.com/dining/oceanpool LUAU DINNER SHOW - Wed. Oct 12. Ka‘anapali Beach Club is proud to announce their Luau dinner show Huaka‘i–Journey through Polynesia. The luau festivities include traditional games, woodcarvers, cultural demonstrations and fantastic buffet.

The hula performances are beautiful, and all will enjoy the fire knife dance finale. 5:30pm. Ka‘anapali Beach Club Luau, (104 Ka‘anapali Shores Pl.); 888-582-8858; Huakailuau.com

ART SCENE MALAMA WAO AKUA, A NATIVE SPECIES EXHIBITION - Fri. Sep 9 - Thu. Nov 10. Hui No‘eau Visual Art Center in collaboration with East Maui Watershed Partnership brings you a juried art exhibition

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celebrating the native species of Maui Nui. All artists of all ages are invited to explore the watershed and use their creative talents to raise awareness about the value of native species. This exhibition is sure to provide powerful visuals that celebrate conservation of the island’s native species. 4pm. Hui No‘eau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; Huinoeau.com HAWAII NATIONAL PARKS 2016 CENTENNIAL JURIED EXHIBITION - Thu. Oct 6. This unique exhibition will highlight an appreciation for the skills and creativity of artists and the essence of Hawaii’s National Parks. Artists were asked to submit new work inspired by Hawaii parks and monuments that conveys their personal interpretation of environmental, ecological, cultural, and political ideas. Free.

10am. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org FRIDAY NIGHT ART NIGHT - Fri. Oct 7. Lahaina Printsellers invites you to visit their gallery for live music and Mai Tais while they showcase their artist of the week. Free. 6pm. Lahaina Printsellers Ltd., (764 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-5815; Printsellers.com CHRISTINE WAARA - Mon. Oct 10. Meet Christine Waara and watch her paint. 12:30pm. Maui Hands Makawao, (1169 Makawao Ave.); 808572-2008; Mauihands.com ROBIN CAMERON - Tue. Oct 11. Robin Cameron’s works include fine art photography with special interest in oil painting and ceramics. View her work every Tuesday in October. 12pm. Maui Hands Paia, (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-5799245; Mauihands.com SARAH VOYER - Wed. Oct 12. Sara Voyer is fascinated by color and light relationships and enjoys learning new techniques. See her work every Wednesday in October. 1pm. Maui Hands Paia, (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9245; Mauihands.com JEANNE YOUNG - Wed. Oct 12. Meet Jeanne Young and watch her artistic techniques every Wednesday in October. 4pm. Maui Hands Hyatt, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-7997; Mauihands.com

TICKETS ON SALE AIR SUPPLY - Thu. Oct 13. Air Supply shot to fame in 1980 when their single, “Lost in Love,” topped the charts and was named song of the year.

Their second single, “All Out of Love,” reached the top of the charts even faster. The soft-rock duo consisting of British-born singer/songwriter/ guitarist, Graham Russell, and lead vocalist, Russell Hitchcock. Tickets are $70-125 in advance; $10 increase day of show (plus applicable fees).

7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org BIG WAVES, BIG DREAMS - Sat. Oct 15. Private unveiling of artists creations inspired by the “Big Waves, Big Dreams” theme. Soak in the lush tropical views, jam to live music, dine on delectable cuisine from Three’s Bar and see which artist’s entry wins the top prize, all while supporting Maui nonprofit Malama Family Recovery Center. The art contest is open to all Maui residents and winners will be announced at the event. $125. 4pm. Jawz House, (Haiku-Pauwela); 808-579-8414, ext. 8102; Malamafamilyrecovery.org MOHALA MAI: CELEBRATING 20 YEARS OF NA LE LOVE - Sat. Oct 15. Under the direction of kumu hula (and Maui County Council candidate) Napua Greig-Nakasone, Halau Na Lei Kaumaka celebrates its 20th year of cultural perpetuation through hula, oli, language and song. Joined by Robert Uluwehi Cazimero, the halau will highlight the best of their past 20 years together and share their vision of where they are headed in the years ahead. $36.

7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org A PERFECT POUR - Fri. Oct 21. The Luana Experience Series presents a social night of perfect wine and food pairings in support of Play for PINK. Chef Tylun Pang will prepare fantastic dishes to match the sommelier-selected wines.

All proceeds will be donated to support breast cancer research. Free valet, reservations required. 49+. 5pm. Luana Lounge at Fairmont Kea Lani, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; Fairmont.com/kea-lani-maui/dining/luana SOCIETY OF SEVEN - Fri. Oct 21. Founding members Tony Ruivivar and Bert Sagum and long-

Sundaze Sessions w/ DJ Firefly, 10pm

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Frisky Friday w/ DJ Firefly, 10pm

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time SOS members Hoku Low and Wayne Wakai will appear alongside singer Michael Laygo, with guest Ms. Lhey Bella. Enjoy Broadway showstoppers, outrageous impressions, hilarious antics and spectacular vocals. $15-59. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org ROBERT ANGELO AS CLARENCE DARROW - Fri. Oct 21 - Sat. Oct 22. In this oneman show, Robert Angelo portrays attorney Clarence Darrow as he recalls his career and most famous trials, including the “Monkey” trial and the sensational Leopold-Loeb case (of course, contrary to his image as defender of the underdog, Darrow had also defended four whites accused of killing a Hawaiian man in the 1932 Massie Trial). $25-35. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org CHATEAU MONTELENA WINE DINNER - Sat. Oct 22. Hali‘imaile General Store presents an extraordinary evening featuring wines of Chateau Montelena with special guest Master Sommelier Patrick Okubo. The evening will include a sixcourse dinner prepared by Chefs Bev Gannon and Marc McDowell and paired with the award-winning wines of Chateau Montelena. $150. 5:30pm.

Hali‘imaile General Store, (900 Hali‘imaile Rd., Makawao); 808-572-2666; HGSMaui.com

POLITICAL EVENTS INDIGENOUS PEOPLES’ DAY GATHERING MAUI 2016 - Mon. Oct 10. Oct. 10 is Indigenous People’s Day, so rise together in solidarity with Standing Rock and All Sacred Water. There will be a Hawaiian blessing followed by prayers and songs, sign-waving in front of the UH Maui campus, petition signing and more. Bring your signs and aloha and unite in solidarity. 12pm. University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3500; Maui.hawaii.edu

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6 - Sat. Oct 15. The 31st annual campaign is an opportunity for residents and visitors to join in a GLOBAL volunteer effort to remove litter and debris from the coastal environment. While the global effort takes place on a single day, data is accepted for cleanups that take place within 30 days of the event. You can participate any time through Oct. 15 and your activity will be counted. For more information or to participant, call, go online or stop by. 8am. Malama Maui Nui, (E Camp 5 Rd., Kahului); 808-877-2524; MalamaMauiNui.org LET’S KOKUA TOGETHER - Thu. Oct 6.

Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center invites all non-profit organizations an opportunity to educate, fundraise and outreach at the center as part of its new “Let’s Kokua Together” program every Friday. 6pm. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; QueenKaahumanuCenter.com IMPROVE YOUR PUBLIC SPEAKING SKILLS - Thu. Oct 6. On going (except holidays) every Thursday at the Kapalua Adventure Center conference room. Free for visitors. Membership available. Free. 6pm. Kapalua Adventure Center, (1 Ritz Carlton Dr., Kapalua); 808-866-4986; Toastmasters.org

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Meet-up with friends and co-workers or gather the family together and start your weekend on a beautiful note. 4pm. The Shops at Wailea, (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-891-6770; Theshopsatwailea.com

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 8 WEST AFRICAN DANCE WITH QUINCEY - Sat. Oct 8. Live drumming! Have fun following the beats of the drums, learn new steps and moves with this great teacher. $10. 11am. Pahu Creations, (870 Hali‘imaile Rd., Makawao); 808-385-2642; Pahumaui.com

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KAHALE’S 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-7711

KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

Rick Glencross, 7-10pm (acoustic guitar)

Mike Madden, 7-10pm (acoustic 70s-90s)

Fulton & Paul, 7-10pm (jazz)

John Bowser, 7-10pm (guitar)

MON- Soundlab (classic rock) 7-10pm, TUE- Nino Tascano (guitar) 7-10pm, WED- Paul & Fulton (jazz) 7-10pm

Natalie Nicole, 8pm

DJ Blast Ladies Night

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MON-Brandt Quick, TUE- John Grover 8pm, WED-Maui Blues 8pm

Ma’a, 6:30pm

Jasmine Rice, 8-10pm

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MON-Benny & Rock, 6-8pm, TUE & WED- Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Jim Spector, 5:30pm

Fantabulous Friday’s LGBTQ w/ DJ Shea Butter Boom

Neto, 5:30pm & Mono.chromus, 9pm

Island Soul, 5:30pm

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MON - David Wolf / TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:30-8:30pm)

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Thirsty Thursdays w/ DJ Kai, 10pm (downstairs)

Salsa Night & Hot Fridays w/ DJ Mike

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MON-Open Mic10pm-close, TUE- Mellow Sounds w/DJ Matt Lane 10pm, WED-Reggae w/ DJ Irie Dole, 10pm

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KONO’S ON THE GREEN 470 Lipoa Pkwy, Kihei - 633-4220

LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

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ALOHA FRIDAY AT HULA GRILL - Sat. Oct 8.

Enjoy a full day of Aloha with complimentary ukulele lessons and live music by Derick Sebastian.

Band Ma‘a and talented hula dancers will delight you with chanting, drumming and both styles of hula. As the sun sets Kawika Lum Ho and friends will provide island style dinner music with hula.

11:30am. Hula Grill, (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-6636; HulaGrillKaanapali.com KEIKI HULA SHOW - Sat. Oct 8. Enjoy a true Hawaiian hula show from various hula halau, such as Te Tiare Patitifa, Na Kamali‘i Nani O Lahaina, Halau Hula O Keola Ali‘iokekai and Hui Lanakila. 1pm.

Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com YU-GI-OH CARD SESSION - Sat. Oct 8. Free card session at Maui Toy Works. 3pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com NATURAL MOVEMENT WORKSHOP - Sat. Oct 8. Here’s a two-hour natural movement and stretching seminar on the five elements and 12 meridians of Chinese medicine with an 18-year certified master instructor. $20. RSVP appreciated. $20. 8:30am.

Longevity Health Center, (2045 Main St., Wailuku); 808-359-8898; Longevityhealthmaui.com ECO FARM TOURS - Sat. Oct 8. Here’s an educational tour of permaculture design features.

Their goal is to create whole systems which produce healthy food sustainably. $20-25. 4pm.

Ahimsa Sanctuary Farm, (4505 Hana Hwy., Haiku); 808-283-8057; Ahimsasanctuaryfarm.com

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 9 FREE ZUMBA - Sun. Oct 9. Get your sweat on with Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit Studio. Free.

9am. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com HULA BY HUI! LANAKILA - Sun. Oct 9. Enjoy a traditional Hawaiian hula performance of hula by Hui Lanakila on the mall’s center stage. 11pm. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com

MONDAY, OCTOBER 10 HISTORICAL BOTANICAL TOUR - Mon and Wed. The all-new historical botanical tour showcases the horticultural artistry of Haiku Mill. The tour take guests around the Haiku Mill property, where they will learn about Hawaii’s prosperous sugar era and its impact on the cultural makeup of the islands, as well as its diverse tropical flora. Group and kama‘aina rates

available. $18. 2pm. Haiku Mill, (250 Haiku Rd.); 808-575-9994; Haikumill.com DR. SUN YAT-SEN - Mon. Oct 10. In commemoration of Dr. Sun Yat-sen’s 150th birthday, Dr. Busaba Yip, cultural director of the Wo Hing Museum in Lahaina, and Leola Muromoto will conduct a presentation on Dr. Sun’s connection to Hawaii and his influence on Maui’s Chinese families. Light refreshments and tea will be served.

5:30pm. Hale Ho’ike’ike, (2375 Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-3326; Mauimuum.org seum.org; Info@mauimuseum.org SALSA DANCE CLASS e Mon. Oct 10. Maui dance enthusiasts and Latin music lovers can take Salsa dance classes with Demian and Lasensua.

Singles and couple welcome. Beginners class starts at 6pm with Intermediate class to follow at 6:45pm. $10 per class, $15 o per couple. 6pm. Makawao win Union Church, (1445 Baldwin 9261; Ave., Makawao); 808-579-9261; Makawaounionchurch.org

for a hands-on workshop focusing on Maui Nui’s native plants and birds. Participants will learn about endemic species and create their own artwork inspired by these natural treasures. All materials will be provided and children must be accompanied by a parent or guardian. This program is sponsored by the Maui Friends of the Library.

Free. 10am. Kahului Public Library, (90 School St., Kahului); 808-873-3097; Librarieshawaii.org SOUTH SIDE BIKE RIDE - Wed. Oct 12.

You’ll need m more than a beach cruiser b for this bike ride. Riders pedal an averag 15mph from Kihei to average Iao Valley and back. Road bik bikes recommended. free.

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OUTLETS OUTDOOR M MARKET - Wed. Oct 1 The Market will fea12. tu chef demonstrations, ture live music, hula show and cultu cultural activities. Maui farmers an and artisans will feature locally-grow produce, handmade locally-grown goods creative crafts, apparel, island goods, artwork and more. The Outlets retailers will also host a sidewalk sale with special sales and promotions. 4pm. Outlets of Maui, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-8277; Outletsofmaui.com

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Registration required. 5:30pm. Child and Family Service, (392 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-8776888; Childandfamilyservices.org MAUKA TO MAKAI STEWARDSHIP - Tue. Oct 11. Project S.E.A.-Link is a nonprofit organization based on Maui and founded in 1999. Its mission is to promote marine science, education and awareness by fostering linkages between students, teachers, scientists, community members, other nonprofit organizations, governmental agencies and the general public, and by encouraging and inspiring the next generation of marine scientists, educators and conservationists. Please RSVP by Friday, Oct. 7 by email. Free. 5:45pm. MEDB’s Malcolm Center, (1305 N. Holopono St., Suite 5, Kihei); 808-875-2300; Swe.hisection@gmail.com

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Sign Language LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

When I went off to summer camp as a kid, it was its own world. It was a chance for me and my fellow campers to try on new selves, unhampered by the expectations of those who already knew us.

Camp’s not like that anymore; everyone’s got cellphones and email and stays mostly stuck in their athome selves, because they never really leave them behind. You’re similarly limited. Too many ties are strapping you into who you were. To become who you want to be, you’ve got to find a way to shake them off, if only temporarily. This week is a fantastic time to attempt just that.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)

Every Aries child’s favorite phrase is a riff on, “Just leave me alone!” The irony is you’re among the most social creatures in the zodiac, and even though you can approach hermit-like solitude when you seek alone-time, you absolutely need people whenever you’re not in one of those brief phases. The problem with people is they often intrude when they’re not welcome, and are absent when you most desperately require them. Luckily, that’s simply not the case this week; when you need your space, you’ll have it. When you’re ready to rejoin the party, it’ll just be hitting its peak.

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TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)

Something you’ve believed in and advocated for a long time will finally be put to the test this week.

You’ll also be subject to a kind of test yourself. What I mean is, you won’t stand or fall with the success or failure of whatever you put your money on. It’s bigger than that. It’s also an examination of self-faith as well as your willingness to question yourself, your convictions, and your goals. The true trial is whether you continue to believe in it regardless of the actual outcome and–even more important–whether or not that’s really a good thing.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

What’s a dynamic, open-minded explorer like you doing getting stuck in a routine? I’m not talking your schedule, which is probably as wild and semi-unpredictable as it always was. I’m referring to your communication routines; you’re used to getting your ideas across in certain ways, and because you’re pretty articulate, you rarely (or never) use other methods.

Well, this is a good week to try some new techniques, because your usual means aren’t working. Draw a picture, do some interpretive dance, stage an intervention. Do whatever it takes to convey what you have in mind, because it’s just that important.

Presentation is everything. You can make a case for preposterous bullshit like humans having lived with dinosaurs in the Garden of Eden if you are articulate and convicted, and a certain subset of your audience will buy into it, hook, line, and sinker. On the other hand, you could also present a well-reasoned theory of evolution, backed by cartloads of evidence, but if you do it in a way that’s tedious and whiny, you’ll lose some of your audience. It sucks, I know, that some people are so inept at critical thinking, but that’s the reality of the situation. At the moment, lame as it is, it doesn’t matter so much what you say as how you say it.

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GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)

That whole angel on one shoulder, devil on the other cliché is sort of apropos this week, only their counsel isn’t so starkly moralistic; it’s more subtlety versus brute force. It’s a tough decision, and even I can’t tell you which method will work best to get you into the situation you desire: talking your way in, or just shoving past whatever opposition attempts to stand against you. Neither one really has much of an ethical advantage over the other, either, so that leaves you with only a couple of considerations: Since either method is equally likely to work, and both are morally ambiguous, which one will be the most fun?

That, of course, is the one you should employ.

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CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)

If anyone’s familiar with feeling like an outsider, it’s you. Even in group situations where you can logically conclude that you’re most definitely not an outsider–like your own family–you still somehow often manage to feel like one. Perhaps you need to do this to yourself; maybe it’s some kind of weird identity thing. Personally, I don’t get it, but I’m not about to pass judgment on it, either.

Whatever the case, this week you’re going to come faceto-face with this self-enforced paradigm. I don’t know if you’ll decide it’s useless and just holding you back, or fundamental to who you are. How you deal with it is up to you; just be assured you’ll probably have no choice.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)

Pigs aren’t as cuddly as dogs or cats, but they’re just as smart; some say they’re better at reasoning, recall, and problem-solving than most human threeyear-olds. Aquarians are similar; at first glance you aren’t quite as malleable and adoring as your fellow Air signs, the Librans, or as vivacious and fun-loving as those zany Geminis, but if people take the time to look closer, you actually suit what they’re looking for, most of the time, better than your flashier astrological cousins. The trick isn’t increasing your flash factor, it’s convincing people to stick around long enough to realize that they not only don’t need that glam surface stuff, but they’re better off without it.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)

You may have as much anxiety as excitement regarding the long-anticipated events of this week, but I hope you focus consciously on the latter, not the former, because you actually have very little reason to be afraid, and many thrilling possibilities to look forward to. In fact, the more positive and fearless you are in your approach, the more that’ll be rewarded with exactly what you wish for and dream about. Smile, breathe deep, and stride boldly forward into the chaos of all that’s going on this week. It’ll be fun, really–as long as you let it be. Lose the fear. Enjoy the ride.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

I know Cancers who find ways to blame their frequent emotionality on being drunk, or worse, actually get drunk a lot so as to have that camouflage. I know we live in a world where crying and cackling and raging and any kind of extreme expression of emotion just isn’t really okay. But the fact is, those things are very human, whatever we pretend to the contrary, and they’re especially Cancerian. The trick to making our future one where it’s okay just to be you isn’t to find ways to disguise or make excuses for it.

Just be it. No embarrassment. No apologies.

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LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)

From here it sort of looks like you’ve retreated to the moral low ground and dug in, preparing to make your stand there. I’m not sure why you’d adopt such a lame strategy, especially because the position you’re trying to defend is hardly devoid of ethical value. Marshal the courage of your convictions. They’re valid and worthy of respect and consideration from everyone, even if they won’t ultimately agree with them. By forcefully advocating what you believe in this week, you won’t win over many converts, but you will win their respect.

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