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WE START GRILLING 2016 ELECTION CANDIDATES Speaking of MauiTime.com, we’ve started posting the results from a series of questionnaires we sent to all the political candidates that are relevant to Maui County voters. The questions vary somewhat between local, state and national candidates, and deal with issues important to MauiTime and our readers (the county Liquor Control Department, law enforcement misconduct disclosure, marijuana legalization and so forth).

So far, U.S. Senate candidate Karla “Bart” Gottschalk, a Republican from Ocean View on the Big Island, has supplied the, um, most interesting answers. Though Gottschalk took issue with our questions, saying they “do not speak to my qualifications but ‘knee jerk’ emotional issues,” we got the questionnaire back in just 24 hours.

Here’s an excerpt from the Gottschalk questionnaire: MAUITIME: What (if anything) should the U.S. Congress do to reduce gun violence?

KARLA GOTTSCHALK: I do not believe in prior restraint nor do I believe the 2nd Amendment should be infringed. Instead of teaching children to dress up little boys as girls or little girls as boys in a travesty of child abuse I would support teaching the proper care and use of firearms in schools.

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Good stuff. We’ll post candidate questionnaires on MauiTime.com as we get them, through the summer (the Primary Election takes place on Aug. 13). Though we attempted to email the questionnaires to everyone on the state Office of Elections candidate list, we weren’t able to track down two candidates: Tutz Honeychurch, a Democrat running for the U.S. Senate, and Arturo Reyes, a Democrat also running for the same U.S. Senate seat. And if they (or any other candidate) didn’t receive a questionnaire, please email Editor@ Mauitime.com and we’ll get one out as soon as possible.

SPECIAL COMMITTEE MINORITY REPORT REVEALED! It’s been well reported that in early May, the County of Maui’s Special Committee on County Governance approved a recommendation that Maui County move to a “county manager” form of government. We would still have an elected mayor, but the power to hire and fire department heads would move to a county manager, who in turn would answer to the Maui County Council.

“Though politically influential interests are powerful in both Strong Mayor and County Manager governments, the absence of elections allows a County

Manager the freedom to foster innovation, concentrate on management instead of political activities, and invest in long-term, community-wide solutions,” stated the committee’s Majority Report. “Generally, a County Manager is more likely to adopt comprehensive policies.”

But what isn’t so well known is that there was also a Minority Report.

Though unsigned, the report was written by committee member David DeLeon, the government affairs director for the Realtors Association of Maui, who is also a former Maui News reporter and aide to Maui County Mayor Alan Arakawa. It represents the views of the five committee members who don’t want such a radical change in our county government (though only three of them actually voted against the county manager proposal, which prevailed with six committee members voting for it).

This Minority Report is controversial.

In fact, The Maui News reported on June 25 that Special Committee Vice Chairperson Madge Schaefer filed a Sunshine Law complaint against its release to the County Council. “The vice chairwoman of a special committee that narrowly recommended a change from the current mayor-council form of government to a system that includes a county manager has lodged a Sunshine Law complaint over the filing of a ‘Minority Report,’ with the County Council,” The Maui News reported.

“Madge Schaefer filed the complaint June 8 with the Office of Information Practices, saying that the Minority Report ‘flagrantly ignores the purpose and intent’ of the Sunshine Law, which calls for the ‘public’s business to be conducted in public, with opportunities for public comment.’”

In The Maui News article, committee members like DeLeon and Chairperson Tony Takitani say the report is mere “testimony” and deny that giving it to the County Council violated the state’s open government law. The Office of Information Practices has yet to issue any

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sort of ruling on that complaint, but in the meantime we’ve obtained the Minority Report. In just seven pages, it lays out the reasoning behind those committee members who prefer the county’s current form of government: “Fundamentally, the minority does not agree that changing our form of government is necessary to achieve improvements in our County government nor that such a major re-structuring will necessarily result in improved management, governance or continuity of leadership,” states the Minority Report.

“Indeed, there was no objective evidence offered to the Committee that supports the contention that changing to a council manager form of government will improve the management and the operation of the County.”

But the Minority Report also lists a few recommendations for reforms: • Council approval of all department heads.

• Tightening the qualifying criteria for departmental director appointments.

• Amending charter requirements that all communications between the Council and the Administration go through the Mayor, so that Council Members will be able to speak directly with department heads without first receiving approval from the Mayor.

• Clearing up ambiguities in the budget process, while being cautious to not add unnecessary inefficiencies to the management of departments.

At the May 9, 2016 Special Committee hearing, Chairperson Tony Takitani suggested attaching the Minority Report to the Majority Report, but the committee meeting minutes show it went nowhere: CHAIR TAKITANI: We haven’t reached that one yet, ‘cause I’d also like to if it’s okay with the Committee, attach the minority report but if there is strong opposition to that I won’t do that.

MEMBER [KIMO] HAYNES: I’m opposed to that.

CHAIR TAKITANI: Why? And that’s the extent of the discussion.

No one on the committee answered Takitani’s question, and they quickly moved on to other matters.

We actually like the Majority proposal to institute a county manager form of government in Maui County. But in the interest of giving Maui County residents a complete picture of the thinking behind one the biggest potential changes in County Government in over a generation–and the fact that the committee’s proposal could appear on the November ballot–we posted the complete text of the Minority Report on MauiTime.com. ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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GRASSROOTS EFFORT MOVES TO CURB EVICTIONS A new effort to help curb evictions has expanded to Maui County, providing tenants and landlords with resources designed to prevent disputes from escalating to eviction. The new grassroots effort– called STAE (Steps to Avoid Eviction)– is a campaign aimed at equipping tenants and landlords with more information about available resources to ensure that landlords get paid the rent they are owed and tenants are not evicted.

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KAPALUA GOLF GETS NEW GENERAL MANAGER Alex Nakajima has been named the new general manager at Maui’s Kapalua Golf. Nakajima joins the Maui Golf Club directly from the Princeville Makai Golf Club, located at the St. Regis Princeville Resort in Kauai; Nakajima served as general manager of the Kauai Golf Club since 2009.

In addition to his GM role at Makai,

Nakajima simultaneously worked as the regional director of Hawaii operations for Troon golf course management, development and marketing company.

In 2015, Nakajima was named “General Manager of the Year for Troon Golf,” which recognized him for owner satisfaction, topline revenue growth and innovative ideas at Makai.

Prior to his time at Makai Golf Club, Nakajima was the director of golf asset management for Goldman Sachs Realty in Japan, managing $1.2 billion in golf investments. He is a 23-year veteran of the golf industry having worked in a variety of key roles, including head golf professional and golf operations manager, in both Japan and Hawaii.

Nakajima replaces Mike Jones, who spent the last eight-plus years as general manager of Kapalua Golf. Jones is pursuing new career opportunities in southwestern Pennsylvania.

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Yeah, he did it: on the afternoon of Monday, June 27, Governor David Ige announced that he would sign House Bill 2501, which allows Alexander & Baldwin (A&B) to continue its century-old practice of diverting East Maui water. This is despite A&B’s announcement earlier this year that they would close the Hawaiian Commercial & Sugar plantation on Maui.

Reaction to the announcement from environmentalists was swift and brutal.

“Governor Ige failed to achieve the right balance in this situation,” said Marti Townsend, Director for the Sierra of Hawai‘i, in a June 27 news release. “His decision unnecessarily favors profit-driven water diversions above the best interests of the public.

Our laws are written to ensure that our water is held in trust for everyone’s benefit. The Ige Administration should follow those laws, not change them to benefit those that divert public water for private gain, while harming the people and our environment.”

In her news release, Townsend also noted that a court ruled in January that the state Department of Land and Natural Resources “had improperly ‘held over’ A&B’s permits for nearly 3 decades in violation of state law.”

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The Hawaii State Judiciary partnered with the Legal Aid Society, Maui Office, and the Maui County Bar Association to put together an informational brochure for both tenants and landlords.

“By the time the landlord-tenant cases come to court, it is frequently too late to address the root of the problem,” said District Court Judge Adrianne Heely. “There are a lot of resources and organizations that landlords and tenants may not be aware of.

That’s why we wanted to provide as much information to both parties, so problems can be addressed in a more timely and effective manner.”

The STAE initiative, which began on Oahu last year, was led by First Circuit District Court Judges Hilary B. Gangnes and Michael K. Tanigawa. It also included representatives from the city and state; University of Hawaii’s William S. Richardson School of Law; Students for Public Outreach and Civics Education; Consumer Credit Counseling Service of Hawaii; Legal Aid Society of Hawaii; Helping Hands Hawaii; Catholic Charities Hawaii; Mediation Center of the Pacific; and volunteer attorneys.

“I’d like to thank Judge Heely and Judge Kawano for their desire to help the community and for seeing the need to expand this program to Maui County,” said Judge Joseph Cardoza. “I also want to extend my appreciation and thanks to the city and state agencies, non-profit organizations, and community partners whose support has made this initiative possible.”

The informational brochure will be available at Maui’s Self-Help Center and online at Courts.state.hi.us/special_ projects/stae.html.

Alex Nakajima

“We’re excited to welcome Alex to Kapalua,” said Mike Ryan, division president, Troon Golf. “His work at Princeville Makai Golf Club was remarkable and earned him General Manager of the Year honors over more than 250 Troon property managers. He is an innovative thinker and places guests’ needs and satisfaction above all else. Mike Jones will be missed at Kapalua, but Alex is an excellent choice to fill his shoes.”

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In April, police in Boise, Idaho, told KAWO Radio that they will not relax the year-old ban on dachshund “racing” that was a traditional family entertainment highlight at the annual “Arena-Wiena Extravaganza”–because all dog-racing in Idaho is illegal. The station had argued that the law intended to target only greyhound racing; that an exception had been carved out for popular dogsled racing (reasoning: individual dogs were not racing each other); and that, in any event, the “race” course was only about 40 feet long–but reported that the authorities were “dead serious” about the ban.

CAN’T POSSIBLY BE TRUE A watchdog agency monitoring charities revealed in May its choice for “worst” among those “helping” U.S. veterans: The National Vietnam Veterans Foundation raised more than $29 million from 2010 to 2014–but wound up donating about two cents of every dollar toward actual help. The other 98 cents went to administration and fund-raising. (Similarly troubling, according to the watchdog, is that

the CEO of NVVF is a staff attorney at the U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs.)

UNCLEAR ON THE CONCEPT Gainesville, Florida, performance artist Tom Miller planned a public piece in a downtown plaza during May and June as homage to the music composer John Cage’s celebrated “4’33” (which is four minutes and 33 seconds of purposeful silence by all musicians who “play” on the piece). Miller said his project would consist of local artists “installing” sculpture at 15-minute intervals for five days–except that the “sculpture” would have to be imagined by observers, as (in the tradition of Cage) nothing otherwise perceptible would be there.

TEX-ASS JUSTICE Convicted murderer Charles Flores was on Texas’ death row for more than 16 years (until June 2 of this year) before the state’s highest criminal appeals court finally ruled that the execution might not be justified if the most important evidence was provided by a witness whom the police had hypnotized. The trial judge, and the jury, had accepted that “hypnosis” could lead to “recovered” memory (a popular hypothesis in the 1980s and 1990s, but largely discredited today). There was no physical evidence against Flores, and the trial court was ordered to rethink the validity of hypnosis.

LEAST COMPETENT CRIMINALS Suspected drug possessor Darius Dabney finally confessed after a protracted confrontation with the judge in a Cincinnati courtroom in May–a showdown initiated when the judge noticed an “overwhelming” smell of marijuana accompanying Dabney as he entered the room. Upon extensive questioning (according to a transcript provided by WXIX-TV), Dabney swore that he had no drugs -- though the penalty for lying would be immediate jailing, but producing the drugs voluntarily would result only in their being confiscated, without charges. One more chance, the exhausted, super-patient judge implored, just to be sure. Dabney then sheepishly pulled out a bag of marijuana. “Finally, you come clean,” said the judge. “Are you sure (now)?” Dabney then pulled out another bag. “Oh, my lord,” said the judge, who still kept his word and only found Dabney in contempt for “coming to court high.”

WAIT WHAT? Robert Williams, 38, was arrested on June 1 in Calhan, Colorado, after challenging his daughter to a duel with handguns.

Williams had pointed a gun at his daughter, then demanded that she grab one, too.

The daughter’s age was not reported, but police said she and Williams both got off shots (that missed). ■

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The Ocean Gem Why US Senator Brian Schatz’s plan to expand the Papahanaumokuaka Marine National Monument needs to happen.

By Anthony Pignataro

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he Papahanaumokuakea Marine National Monument is over a thousand miles long. The reserve encompasses the atolls and formations that make up the Northwestern Hawaiian Islands. It’s one of the largest marine conservation areas in the world, encompassing nearly 140,000 square miles of the Pacific–more land area than all of America’s National Parks combined, in fact.

If superimposed on a map of the continental United States, the archipelago would stretch from Chesapeake Bay in Virginia to South Dakota’s eastern border.

It was first created a decade ago–by President George W. Bush, of all people. “Our duty is to use the land and seas wisely, or sometimes not use them at all,” Bush said at the time. “Good stewardship of the environment is not just a personal responsibility, it is a public value.”

When Bush said those words, the monument was the largest marine reserve in the world. Today’s it’s slipped to the 10th biggest, but if U.S. Senator Brian Schatz, D–Hawaii, has his way, President Barack Obama will expand the monument to five times its current area–more than 580,000 square miles. If that happens, the Papahanaumokuakea Marine National Monument (PMNM) will once again become the largest marine protected area in the world.

“A thoughtful expansion of the PMNM will continue Hawaii’s long history of sustainable use of the land and oceans into the future, and help ensure that we can give our children the legacy of a healthy, vibrant Pacific Ocean,” Schatz wrote in a June 16 letter to Obama–exactly 10 years and one day after Bush officially created the monument. “As we commemorate the tenth anniversary of the establishment of the PMNM, I believe this proposal aptly recognizes that milestone.”

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shipwrecks, including the bones of the aircraft carrier USS Yorktown, sunk at the battle of Midway in June 1942 (if the monument expands, its new borders will include the wrecks of the four Japanese carriers also lost at that battle–the Akagi, Kaga, Hiryu and Soryu. Other wrecks in the monument include the American whaler Parker (lost in 1842),

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Native Hawaiians remain deeply connected to the Northwestern Hawaiian Islands and surrounding waters on genealogical, cultural and spiritual levels.

the British sailing vessel Dunnottar Castle (lost in 1886) and the American submarine rescue ship Macaw (lost in 1943).

For these and other reasons, a group of Native Hawaiian activists and officials asked Obama back in January to expand the monument. “The name Papahanaumokuakea commemorates the union of two Hawaiian ancestors–Papahanaumoku and Wakea–who gave rise to the Hawaiian archipelago and our people,” stated the Jan. 29 letter, signed

by William Aila, Kamana‘opono Crabbe, Isaac Harp, Kekuewa Kikiloi, Kaleo Manuel, Victoria Holt Takamine and Nainoa Thompson. “Native Hawaiians remain deeply connected to the Northwestern Hawaiian Islands and surrounding waters on genealogical, cultural and spiritual levels.”

The Hawaiians signing the letter called the monument “a unique and generally isolated ocean gem.” Expansion, they say, is vital because of climate change.

“While the current boundary of Papahanaumokuakea includes vital habitat for a number of species, it does not fully protect habitat and travel routes for several species including Hawaiian Monk Seals, green sea turtles, sharks, whales, Black-footed and Laysan Albatrosses as well as other species,” states the letter. “Additionally, large, fully protected marine reserves and sanctuaries

- January 29 letter to President Obama

on individual Main Hawaiian Islands bottomfish fishermen and import. This was a direct result of the declaration of the Monument.”

At the same time, Governor David Ige also seemed hesitant to support expansion.

“Generally, some expansion of the national marine monument makes sense,” Ige said in a May 12 Civil Beat story. “There are concerns from commercial fishermen, es-

pecially in areas around Kauai and Niihau, so I think there would be a way to take these concerns into consideration.”

But Schatz’s June 16 proposal actually includes provision to help Kauai and Niihau fishing interests. His letter to Obama says there should be no expansion “of the current southeastern boundary of the PMNM east of 163º West Longitude towards the Main Hawaiian Islands.” This carve-out would include “a particularly active fishing spot near NOAA Weather Buoy 51101,” according to Schatz’s letter.

That concession to the fishing industry seems to alleviated much of the concern over expansion. “Like the Polynesians who first settled these islands, we can balance the management of this unique natural habitat and its historic artifacts with the needs of the human population,” Ige said on June 16 when Schatz released his proposal to the media. “Sen. Schatz has addressed many of the concerns I’ve heard about the expansion of the Papahanaumokuakea Marine National Monument and has proposed reasonable accommodations for local fishers who are helping to feed our families. I look forward to the public process as it moves forward.”

What’s more, Rep. McKelvey–who signed the May 3 letter urging Obama reject expansion–told us that he’s changed his mind.

Schatz’s proposal is okay with him.

“Senator Schatz has addressed the concerns that I had regarding the expansion of the Papahanaumokuakea Marine National Monument and has proposed reasonable accommodations for local fishers who help feed our families,” McKelvey said in a June 24 email. “Senator Schatz’s June 16th proposal that includes a carve-out for Kauai and Ni‘ihau fishermen has alleviated my concerns regarding the monument’s expansion.” (Representatives Souki, DeCoite and Yamashita didn’t respond to our requests for comment.)

So that’s pretty much it. Except, of course, that Obama hasn’t actually expanded the monument yet. “The president is likely to make the designation at some point in the next few months, according to several individuals who have been briefed on the process but asked for anonymity because no final decision has been made,” The Washington Post reported on June 16. ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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Access to the monument is strictly restricted, and rightly so. The coral reefs (and sparkling white atolls, which are formed from ancient, crushed coral) that make up the PMNM are home to more than 7,000 distinct marine species, according to public relations materials produced by the officials who manage the monument. These species include the green turtle (classified as threatened), the Hawaii monk seal (endangered) and 22 species of seabirds (monument officials estimate that 14 million birds make their homes in the Northwestern Hawaiian Islands). One of those birds, the Laysan Duck, is considered to be “the world’s most endangered duck.”

Though the monument (except for Midway Island) is part of Hawaii, not everyone here welcomes the idea of expansion. The reason is simple fear: closing off such a vast tract of ocean would harm Hawaii’s commercial fishing industry. In fact, Schatz says that expanding the monument will actually help Hawaii’s fishing industry.

“The best available science indicates that expanding the PMNM will strengthen an ecosystem that sustains tuna, swordfish, seabirds, sea turtles, and Hawaiian monk seals,” Schatz said in his letter to Obama.

“This strengthening will, in turn, support more productive fisheries outside the PMNM and provide a vigorous carbon sink to combat climate change. Protecting this region more thoroughly will also preserve undiscovered biodiversity for future discoveries, and maintain a reservoir of genetic diversity that will allow marine species the greatest possible chance of adapting to environmental change. Moreover, the expanded region contains significant bio-cultural resources and archaeological sites that further justify use of the Antiquities Act.” The islands–especially Nihoa and Mokumanamana (which is also known as Necker Island)–are extremely important in Hawaiian history and culture. “Based on radiocarbon data, it’s been estimated that Nihoa and Mokumanamana could have been inhabited from 1000 A.D. to 1700 A. D.,” states the official Papahanaumokuakea website. “Nihoa Island, where there is significant soil development, has over 88 cultural sites, including ceremonial, residential, and agricultural features. Mokumanamana Island has 52 cultural sites, including ceremonial and temporary habitation features.”

More recently (well, relatively), the monument is the final resting place for many

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Senator Schatz’s proposed expansion

are more resilient to climate change and therefore have emerged as important to mitigating the impacts of our warming planet.”

In a Feb. 16 Honolulu Civil Beat story on the letter, Thompson added that expanding the PMNM would be a “give to the children of the Earth.”

But on May 3, a separate group of 30 state legislators also wrote to Obama. They asked him not to expand the monument.

In fact, they say the monument has already damaged Hawaii’s fishing industry.

“The fishing and seafood industry is an integral part of Hawaii’s culture, identity, and economy,” stated that letter, signers of which included House Speaker Joe Souki, D–Wailuku and Representatives Lynn DeCoite, D–East Maui, Molokai, Lanai, Angus McKelvey, D– West Maui and Kyle Yamashita, D–Upcountry.

“While we understand the intent of the creation of the Monument, we do not support any expansion of the size and scope of the Monument. The use restrictions that apply within the Monument’s boundaries have already eliminated 50% of Hawaii’s bottomfish fishery, which includes 17 permits, including those dedicated to indigenous Native Hawaiian fishing communities. Hawaii’s bottomfish supply, which includes fish such as onaga and opakapaka, is not completely dependent

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A&E

by Jen Russo

The Rat and the Octopus AN OLD HAWAIIAN TALE GETS A MODERN RE-IMAGINING AT THE SCHAEFER GALLERY

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local headlines in a piece she names “101 Kept Promises and Broken Agreements.” A roomful of feke lures hanging from the ceiling with an inky slideshow projected over them in “I was Lured to My own Demise” seems to take us underwater.

Yoell’s India ink collages are haunting black and white images interrupted by the green print, which represents the rat. Octopus tentacles reaching for hooks and scrolls, dollar bill mandalas cut out and repeated on a poster-size floating Donald Trump head and a bottle floating on the sea were just some of his “stream of consciousness” storyboards. I mused on the hypnotic 30-minute video scape atoll showing

My problem was that I kept trying to find the hero in the tale, but there isn’t one.

That’s because the legend is about trickery, broken promises, rage and temptation.

The story of The Rat and The Octopus is a sad one, in which nobody wins, both are guilty and yet there’s no justice. The Rat makes deals it never intends to keep. But the octopus is culpable, too, first in being so mercenary and second in dwelling in anger, only to be continually fooled by the feke.

It took the context of Governor David Ige’s recently signing of HB 2501–which once again hands East Maui water rights to Alexander & Baldwin, even though they

Keith Tallett, Sally Lundburg, Margo Ray, Scott Yoell, AGGROculture Collective

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topus casts the rat as a businessman and land speculator and the octopus as a construction crew’s union foreman. The two interact in a variety of settings through the Aggroculture collective’s multi-media landscape. The myth comes alive in their statements of corporate colonialism and hand-shake business.

The show was determined back in 2012 through an open community proposal, with a focus on reflecting important ideas and issues of our time. The group itself has a huge dossier in the contemporary art scene with

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he Polynesian myth of The Rat and the Octopus goes a little like this: there’s a rat in trouble on a canoe out in the ocean. He can’t swim very well, so he makes a deal with an octopus: “I will do you a solid if you get me to shore,” the rat says. The octopus falls for it and swims him to shore but then the rat jumps off and gets away before he can fulfill his promises, leaving the octopus fuming.

If you’ve seen the traditional cowry shell hooks used to catch octopus (he’e in Ha-

101 Kept Promises and Broken Agreements by Margo Ray

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the construction worker and businessman in different island shoreline configurations on 12 different screens. Lundburg edited the footage that sets their tale of the octopus and the rat solidly in contemporary times.

At first past, I didn’t get any of it. Sure, I understood the slimy green business man in the chartreuse suit and the construction worker in modern terms, but wasn’t quite grasping the legendary interplay with their characters.

have decided to shut down sugar operations–for the AGGROculture Collective’s show to really hit home.

Go see the show at Schaefer Gallery through Aug. 4. The gallery is open Tuesday through Sundays, 10am to 5pm. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more A&E news, visit: mauitime.com/entertainment

I Heard the Surge of the Rising Tide, by AGGROculture Collective

a reputation for progressive projects.

I was drawn in by the art and workmanship. Their rat character has a custom designed green fabric suit, which is displayed on a mannequin. The custom fabric has a dollar bill mandala throughout and a tessellating handshake outline in repeat formation on matte finish chartreuse.

Ink jet printed Habotai silk shines under resin on abstract wood cut-outs created by Lundburg and Tallett. These colorful geometric shapes appear throughout the show in pieces called Tessellation. They’re inspired by octopus ink, atolls, nature and geography.

Ray’s collage on mylar shows handshake after handshake dressed with busy global and

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waiian or feke in Tongan), it’s said that they represent the rat. The octopus is still pissed at being tricked by the rat, so he quickly lunges at the lure, only to be tricked again by the fisherman. The life lessons from the legend are apropos in contemporary times, and can be seen in the interpretation of the Rat and the Octopus art installation at the Schaefer International Gallery, which is part of the Maui Arts and Cultural Center.

The four artists calling themselves the AGGROculture collective–the founders of the show–are Sally Lundburg, Keith Tallett, Scott Yoell and Margo Ray. They’re two husband and wife teams hailing from Hawaii Island. Their modern explanation of The Rat and The Oc-

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Food & Drink

by Jen Russo

Thai Mee Up CHEF TOM SRIBURA’S FOOD TRUCK HAS SOME OF THE BEST THAI FOOD ON MAUI

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making plate lunches hand over fist, and Mo ‘Ono had extra staff to handle all of the acai bowl orders. There was a long line at Thai Mee Up, but I wasn’t going to leave without fried chicken.

Turns out Chef Sribura barely breaks a sweat during the lunch rush. I never see more than two people working at Thai Mee Up, but their plates always come out quickly.

It must be his Mama’s Fish House experience.

Sribura’s website says his mom had a local Thai cooking show in 1990s on Akaku, and he’s proud to bring his own style of Thai cuisine to the forefront (he did, in

eat with your hands. It’s a grab-and-go food, in the car, at my desk, wherever and whenever. They’re served with steamed jasmine rice and a spectacular crisp and spicy salad.

Of course, he has some of the more traditional dishes like pad thai in chicken ($10) and shrimp ($13) versions. They come topped with lots of cilantro and chopped peanuts. Thai Mee Up also has crispy garlic shrimp for $13 and cashew chicken for $11. The curry bowls have lots of veggies and they are served on a scoop of rice. Sribura has Panang chicken ($9) and green curry shrimp ($12).

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by Costco is quickly becoming a hopping lunch stop for Kahului, and that’s where I have discovered the cuisine of Chef Tom

“What’s this dish called?”

“Oh, that’s the lemongrass fried chicken,” she said. “It’s so good.”

With this scoop in hand from my cousin, I had to go investigate. She had told me that the truck itself has a peculiar look: “Kind of like an Airstream,” she said.

It’s not hard to find among the six trucks at the location. It’s kind of like an

Shrimp Pad Thai

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fact, work at Mama’s–for 20 years). He says it’s the best Thai food on Maui.

His fried pork ribs ($11) look amazing, but I haven’t been able to kick my fried chicken habit yet. The lemongrass fried chicken ($11) is chunked and boneless, dredged in his extra special lemongrass spices and fried to a crisp. What I love about these niblets, beyond their amazing flavor and texture, is that they’re easy to grab and

Thai Mee Up operates Monday and Tuesdays from 10am to 4pm, Wednesdays to Saturdays 10am to 8pm. They usually have a daily special and accept credit cards as well as cash. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit: mauitime.com/food-drink

Lemongrass Fried Chicken

Airstream, but adorned with wood panelling. I love that the truck has all of these glass windows, turning it into a stadium kitchen. You will spot Chef Sribura at the stovetop right away. The truck opens at 10am and every time I’m there he’s busy with a wok in hand.

I stopped by to try my own plate of lemongrass chicken during lunch hour, and the whole food truck park was cranking! Like Poke was out of poke already, but they had hurricane fries. Kalei’s truck was

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Sribura of Thai Mee Up. To be more descriptive, it’s his lemongrass fried chicken that I crave. It’s a fantastic dish. My cousin Marissa gave me a bite in passing as she came back from Costco, and my taste buds perked up.

“Where is that from?” I asked.

“Across the street from Costco,” she said. “Where all the food trucks are.

There’s a truck called Thai Mee Up. The guy there was from Mama’s Fish House or something.”

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Picks

by Alex Mitchell

This Week's Picks THURSDAY, JUNE 30 WAYNE BRADY – The entertainer Wayne Brady will perform versely at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center (MACC). This diversely nd the talented comedian has been entertaining audiences around ional world with his singing, acting and unmatched improvisational ose skills. His career took off after winning an Emmy for Whose ow.

Line Is It Anyway, leading to his own talk syndicate show. m$30-60. 8pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org.

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MAUI FAMILY SUMMER PROGRAMS – Maui Family Summer Programs are in full swing at Maui YMCA locations. Until July 25, keiki can enjoy singing, acting in skits, cooking, Lego camp, playing soccer, swimming, archery, basketball and socializing with other kids. Check out Camp One in Kahului (Pomaika‘i School), Moana in Kahului (YMCA) or Camp Nalu in Kihei (Kihei School). Register online. $60-300. 7:30am. Maui Family YMCA, (250 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului); 808-242-9007; Mauiymca.org. Photo: Mieko Photography

THURSDAY, JUNE 30 MORRISON HOTEL GALLERY OPENING – All Maui art and music lovers are invited to attend the Morrison Hotel Gallery opening at Fleetwood’s on Front St. in Lahaina. The theme for the event is “Behind The Lens,” which pays homage to legendary music photographer Henry Diltz. Diltz shot more than 400 album covers, and is famous for capturing iconic images of Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix, Michael Jackson, Mama Cass and Keith Richards. $25. Doors open at 7pm, show starts at 8pm. Fleetwood’s on Front St. (744 Front St., Lahaina); 808-669-6425; Fleetwoodsonfrontst.com. Photo: Henry Diltz

THURSDAY, JUNE 30 DANE FUJIWARA – Falsetto singer Dane Fujiwara is the special guest for the upcoming Hawaiian Music Concert Series in Lahaina. He’s performed with Napua Greig, Kuana Torres Kahele and Kamakoa Lindsey Asing, and also works as a math teacher at Maui’s Kamehameha School.

Guests are encourage to get cozy and bring blankets and low-lying beach chairs to the show. Free 6-7:30pm. Baldwin Home Museum, (Corner of Dickenson and Front Street, Lahaina); 808-661-3262; Lahainarestoration.org.

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HYPNOTHERAPY WORKSHOP – On Thursday, June 30 and Friday, July 1, all Maui health, wellness and spiritual gurus are invited to take part in a Hypnotherapy Workshop at The Temple of Peace in Haiku. This Divine Wisdom Hypnotherapy Workshop is co-hosted by Gayle Barklie and Roy Hunter. Barklie founded Soul Purpose Maui, while Hunter wrote The Art of Spiritual Hypnosis. $147-427. Day 1: 9am-5pm/ Day 2:10am5pm.Temple of Peace (575 Haiku Rd.); 808-344-5688; Soulpurposemaui.com. Photo: Barry Frankel

FRIDAY, JULY 1 MAKE AND TAKE CLASS – Art students can enjoy a Make and Take Class at Aloha Maui Creations in Wailuku. This monthly class provides a place for students to focus on techniques that are colorful and functional. Make a gift for yourself or a friend that involves decals, cell phone tattoos, hats, magnets and more. All materials are included, but the class is limited to six students. Call or email for registration information. Free. 11:30am. Aloha Maui Creations, (1980 Main St., Wailuku); 808-344-5297; Alohamauicreations.com; Alohamauicreations@yahoo.com.

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SATURDAY, JULY 2

THE CHANCE ‘UM TOUR – Primo Beer’s Chance ’Um Tour will take place at the Maui Beach Hotel. Featuring comedians Augie T, Frank Delima and Mel Cabang, the show should be a riot (comedically speaking, of course). Augie T’s show has won accolades from Honolulu Magazine; Frank Delima has been an award winning comic for over 30 years; and Mel Cabang has been a comedian for over four decades. $20-40 VIP. 7:30pm. Maui Beach Hotel, (170 W. Ka`ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808873-7834; Mauibeachhotel.net. Photo courtesy Augusto Tulba

MAKAWAO PANIOLO PARADE – It’s time for the 51st annual Makawao Paniolo Parade. This year’s parade theme is “Honoring Our Heritage,” and it will be celebrated with a Maui Veterans Council march and appearances by the Hawaiian Pa‘u Riders, local Maui celebrities and politicians. There will also be a stick horse race open to all ages that begins at 8:30am. Free. 9am. Empty Field Across From Makawao Veterans Cemetery. (Baldwin Ave., Makawao). Photo courtesy Akaku

SATURDAY, JULY 2 LAHAINA JODO MISSION OBON FESTIVAL – Maui’s obon festival season is off to a start with the annual Lahaina Jodo Mission’s Obon Festival. The obon festival is a time to honor ancestors and loved ones who have passed away. The service at the Lahaina Jodo Mission will include a lantern procession and float ceremony, bon-odori dancing, taiko drumming, music and food like chow fun, rolled sushi, teriyaki beef plates, nishime and salads. Free. 8pm. Lahaina Jodo Mission, (12 Ala Moana St., Lahaina); 808-661-4304; Lahainajodomission.org.

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FARM SANCTUARY TOUR – Who wouldn’t want to see (and pet!) goats, pigs, chickens, donkeys, tortoises, deer and rabbits up close? Though closed to the public most days of the week, the nonprofit, eight-acre Leilani Farm Sanctuary holds special one-hour tours on Saturday mornings (they’re also open on Wednesday afternoons). Reservations required. $20 (tax deductible). 10am. Leilani Farm Sanctuary, (260 E. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku); 808298-8544; Leilanifarmsanctuary.org. Photo of sanctuary director Laurelee Blanchard and friend: Sean M. Hower

SATURDAY, JULY 2 KA‘ANA KITCHEN CUPBOARD COOKING CLASS – Maui foodies are invited to the Ka‘ana Kitchen Cupboard Cooking Class at the Andaz Resort in Wailea. This month’s class will focus on the incredible versatility of shellfish and the many ways to eat, cook and serve them. The class will concentrate on preparation, tips and tricks on how to purchase local shellfish. $75. 12:30-2:30pm. Andaz Maui at Wailea Resort, (3550 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-573-1234; Maui.andaz.hyatt.com.

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SATURDAY, JULY 2 MAUI GEM AND JEWELRY SHOW – Check out the Maui Gem and Jewelry Show at the Courtyard Marriott in Kahului. This is an exciting event for Maui’s jewelry art community, providing a place to purchase gems, colored stones, pearls, findings, finished silver and gold jewelry, and more beautiful keepsakes. The show will feature Tahitian pearls, South Sea pearls, Akoya pearls, and a chance to win a Tahitian pearl necklace ($1,000 value) from Aloha Pearls. Free. 9am.

Courtyard Marriott, (532 Keolani Pl., Kahului); 808-871-1800; Marriott.com. Photo: Jennifer Gaglione/Wikimedia Commons

WOODEN CRATE CABARET – Attend the next installment of Wooden Crate Cabaret at Lumeria. The evening will feature music and storytelling by Ron Artis II and a three-course garden-to-table meal from Wooden Crate’s Chef Ben Diamond. Ingredients will be foraged from Lumeria’s organic garden and neighboring Upcountry farms. Tickets are available online. BYOB. $100. 5pm. Lumeria Maui, (1813 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-579-8877; Eventbrite.com.

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WEDNESDAY, JULY 6 BALLOONOLOGY WITH RIKI INZANO – Learn the finer points of balloon orkshop. entertainment at the Wailuku Public Library’s Balloonology Workshop. ting balArtist and entertainer Riki Inzano will teach the kids the art of twisting loons into objects. All materials are provided, and the program is open to children eight and older. Young children must be accompanied by he an adult, and the class is limited to 20 participants. Call or visit the y, Wailuku Library to sign up. Free. 2pm. Wailuku Public Library, g.

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Film

by Barry Wurst II

'Independence Day: Resurgence' In space, no one can hear you snore ★★★★★ Rated PG-13 / 120 Min.

E

verything comes full circle. The weekend Independence Day: Resurgence opened, I was enjoying a sequel of my own: my 20-year high school class reunion. The first Independence Day (or ID4, its more popular label) came out the summer I graduated and became the year’s biggest hit. During my freshman semester of college, it seemed every male dorm room I visited had either a poster of ID4 or Jenny McCarthy (I had a poster of Keanu Reeves in Feeling Minnesota because... it was 1996 and I was edgy, I guess). Some movie buffs liked to brag how they saw ID4 on July 2-4, 1996, when the film took place and proudly displayed their ticket stubs for proof. It was like holding a license to be a patriotic moviegoer.

The film frequently plays on basic cable and maintains its popularity.

Roland Emmerich’s belated sequel is much bigger and, somehow, even more colossally stupid than the original. Jeff Goldblum returns as the scientist who cracked

the alien code the first time out. The world has rebuilt itself, put “petty differences” aside and established world peace when those tentacle-wielding monsters from outer space return to trash the Earth. Again.

Emmerich is still stealing from Steven Spielberg, James Cameron, Ridley Scott, George Lucas and himself. He’s better at creating memorable visuals than crafting a consistent story with solid acting and disciplined screenwriting. Emmerich’s movies are fun carnival rides, though he’s spent the past two decades helming turkeys that aim to top ID4 (like 2012) but never come close.

I should applaud Emmerich for avoiding a bloated running time but strangely, making Resurgence two hours was a mistake. It’s been so tightly edited that there are no scenes, just a series of moments. If any movie would benefit greatly from a longer director’s cut, it’s this one.

The epic-sized bus chase at the very end is the film’s best sequence and gives audiences the iconic imagery they expect from Emmerich. Otherwise, none of the characters develop much and some returning ID4 cast members are killed off

That's the second biggest spaceship I've ever seen

very early (is nothing sacred?!).

Attempts made to make the cast more international result in one-note stereotyping and offensive caricatures. The younger cast members (standing in for absentees like Will Smith and Harry Connick Jr.) give dud performances but Goldblum still makes this a master class in quirky scene-stealing. Bill Pullman returns as the former president and has a more intriguing character to play this time. However, his big speech is cut short.

Viveca A. Fox returns, but she’s a doctor now instead of a stripper. It seems an alien apocalypse made her re-think her day job.

There are lots of delicious plot set-ups that go nowhere or remain unexplained: Earth’s military now uses extraterrestrial technology, Sela Ward is playing a Hillary Clinton-esque president and the mother ship has vast foliage. More time should have been spent with

all of these intriguing additions.

There are clever nods to the original (such as a sly acknowledgement of the original’s White House explosion) and most of the laughs are intentional (I think). Oddly enough, this is closer to enjoyable-but-brain-dead ID4 rip-offs like Battleship than the real thing. It’s too silly and disjointed to be a great movie but Emmerich’s delivery of jaw-dropping spectacle carries this farther than it deserves.

Independence Day: Resurgence plays like the ultimate Emmerich movie, with pieces of his original, Godzilla, The Day After Tomorrow and even his early, cheap Moon 44 in the mix. Emmerich’s Stargate remains his masterpiece, while both of his alien invasion movies are as yummy as cotton candy and as bad for our digestive system. Everything comes full circle. ■

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Showtimes KA‘AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului.

1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm) Finding Dory- PG- 2D THU 11:45 12:15 12:45 2:15 2:50 4:40 5:15 7:00 9:30 10:30, 3D THU 3:20 5:50 8:15. 2D FRI-THU 11:45 12:15 12:45 2:15 2:50 4:40 5:15 7:00 9:30 10:20, 3D FRITHU 3:20 5:40 8:00 Central Intelligence- PG13- 2D THU 11:10 1:40 4:15 7:15 8:15 9:50 10:45. 2D FRI 11:10 1:40 4:15 7:00 7:45 9:30 10:10 Swiss Army Man-R- 2D FRI-THU 11:00 1:10 3:20 5:30 7:40 9:50 Independence Day: Resurgence-PG13- 2D THU 11:00 4:20 8:00 9:40 10:40, 3D THU 1:40 7:00. 2D FRI-THU 11:00 4:20 9:40, 3D FRI-THU 1:40 7:00

MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) The Legend of Tarzan- PG13- 2D THU 9:50, 3D

THU 6:00. 2D FRI-THU 11:10 1:50 4:30 7:10 9:50, 3D FRI-THU 11:40 2:20 5:00 7:40 10:30.

The BFG- PG- 2D THU 7:00, 3D THU 8:50. 2D FRI-THU 11:00 1:50 4:40 7:30 10:20, 3D FRITHU 10:30 1:20 4:10 7:00 9:50.

The Purge: Election Year-R- 2D THU 7:30 10:10, FRI-THU 10:20 1:50 2:20 4:10 7:30 8:00 10:40.

Free State of Jones- R- 2D THU 10:00 1:10 6:50 10:00, FRI-THU 11:10 1:00 4:50 6:50 10:00.

Independence Day: Resurgence-PG13- 2D THU 10:00 7:00 10:00, 3D THU 10:30 1:30 4:00 4:30 7:30 10:30, 2D FRI-THU 10:50 1:40 4:30 7:20 10:10, 3D FRI-THU 10:20 4:00 9:40.

The Shallows- PG13- 2D THU 10:00 1:00 4:20 6:40 10:10, FRI-THU 10:30 12:50 3:10 5:30 7:50 10:10.

Now You See Me 2-PG13- 2D THU 10:00 12:50 3:20 7:00, FRI-THU 10:10 1:00 3:50 6:40 9:30.

The Conjuring 2-R- 2D THU 10:10 1:10 4:10 7:10 10:10, FRI-THU 10:00 1:00 4:00 7:00 10:00.

Warcraft- PG13- 2D THU 3:20 6:20, 3D THU 10:00 12:20 9:20, 2D FRI-THU 10:50 4:30 10:10.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of The ShadowsPG13- 2D THU 10:10 1:10 4:10 7:20, FRI-THU 1:10 6:50.

Alice Through The Looking Glass- PG- 2D THU 10:10 12:50 4:00 9:50.

X-Men: Apocalypse- PG13- 2D THU 10:00 12:50 3:50.

The Nice Guys- R- 2D THU 10:00 1:20 3:30 9:10.

Captain America: Civil War- PG13- 2D THU 10:00 12:40 4:00 6:30 10:00.

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) The Legend of Tarzan- PG13- 2D THU 10:05,

3D THU 7:15. 2D FRI-WED 1:40 7:20, 3D FRIWED 10:50 4:30 10:10.

Independence Day: Resurgence- PG13- 2D THU 1:00 7:00, 3D THU 10:00 4:00 10:00. 2D FRIWED 1:15 7:00, 3D FRI-WED 10:30 4:00 10:00.

Finding Dory-PG- 2D THU 11:00 4:40 7:15, 3D THU 1:45 10:00. 2D FRI-WED 11:00 1:45 4:40 7:15 10:00.

Central Intelligence-PG13- 2D THU 11:30 2:00 4:30.

The BFG opens this week

NEW THIS WEEK

with an old friend on Facebook. Stars Dwayne Johnson and Kevin Hart. 114 min.

THE BFG - PG - Adventure/Family - A girl befriends a giant who lives as an outcast because he refuses to eat children. 117 min.

THE CONJURING 2 - R - Horror - The Warrens help out a single mother who has to raise four kids and fight off ghosts. 133 min.

THE LEGEND OF TARZAN - PG13 - Action/ Adventure - Here’s something new: a movie about Tarzan! In this film, Tarzan has been living the good life in London, but must then return to the jungle to investigate problems at a mining camp. Sure, whatever. 109 min.

FINDING DORY - PG - Animation/Comedy - In this sequel to Finding Nemo, it’s all about Dory, the loveable but forgetful blue tang fish. Voices

by Ellen Degeneres and Albert Brooks. 97 min.

THE PURGE: ELECTION YEAR - R - Sci-Fi/ Horror - Donald Trump is elected president and then everyone gets killed… kidding! Seriously though, the official synopsis makes no sense, so if you’ve seen the other Purge flicks, you know what you’re getting into. 105 min.

SWISS ARMY MAN - R - Comedy/Adventure - This is that film where Daniel Radcliffe (Harry Potter) plays a farting corpse. Enjoy! 95. min.

NOW PLAYING CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE - PG13 - Crime/ Comedy - An accountant finds himself immersed in international espionage after reconnecting

FREE STATE OF JONES - R - Action/History - During the Civil War, a poor Mississippi farmer leads a band of rebels against the Confederate army. 139 min.

INDEPENDENCE DAY: RESURGENCE PG13 - Action/Sci-Fi - The genocidal aliens are back in this sequel to the 1996 blockbuster.

Stars Liam Hemsworth, Jeff Goldblum and Jessie T. Usher. See this week’s movie review. 120 min.

NOW YOU SEE ME 2 - PG13 - Action/Thriller - High-tech heist flick starring Jesse Eisenberg, Mark Ruffalo, Woody Harrelson and Daniel Radcliffe. 129 min.

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES 2 PG13 - Action/Adventure - The turtles are back to fight some evil guy. Stars Megan Fox and Will Arnett. 112 min.

THE SHALLOWS - PG13 - Drama/Thriller - Just 200 yards offshore, a surfer (Blake Lively) is attacked by a great white shark. Will she survive?

Will she get her board rental deposit back? 87 min.

WARCRAFT - PG13 - Action/Fantasy - Massive armies of humans and orcs face destruction and extinction in an epic war. Based on the popular video game. 123 min.

LAST CHANCE

Maui Thing Celebrates 8 Yrs! Live Acoustic Set by Maoli (6-9pm) Live Music Sheryl Renee with Chop Suey, King Kekaulike H.S. Jazz Band Live at the Iao Sneak Peek of Monty Python’s “Spamalot” 6:30 / 7:00 / 7:30 Art Show at Wailuku Coffee Co.

by Tony Novak-Clifford North Shore Art & Frame Wa‘a Nui - Watercolors by Sean Baba Cookie Sale by Cookie Corner Benefitting Maui H.S. Marching Band Beer & Wine Garden Ft. Goose IPA, Summertime Kolsch, 312 Wheat, Sofie Good Eats & More!

ALICE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS PG - Adventure/Fantasy - Alice returns to Wonderland to save the Mad Hatter. Stars Mia Wasikowska and Johnny Depp. 113 min.

CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR - PG13 - Action/Sci-Fi - Captain America and Iron Man face off over mandatory superhero registry with the federal government. 147 min.

THE NICE GUYS - R - Action/Comedy - To private dicks investigate the death of a porn star in 1970s LA. Stars Russell Crowe and Ryan Gosling. 116 min.

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X-MEN: APOCALYPSE - PG13 - Action/Sci-Fi The X-Men must unite against the first mutant, who of course wants to destroy the earth. 144 min.

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Calendar

by Alex Mitchell & Shannon Kekahuna

Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS WAILUKU FIRST FRIDAY TOWN PARTY Fri. Jul 1. Dine and groove with live bands and take part in the wonderfully raucous street festivities with friends and family under the moon.

Featuring live entertainment, food vendors, local artisans, jewelry, fashion and a beer garden.

6pm. Wailuku First Friday, (Market Street, Wailuku); 808-270-7710; Mauifridays.com HAIKU HILLBILLYS - Mon. Jul 4. Randall Rospond and the Haiku Hillbillys will perform live in beautiful Lahaina under the Banyan Tree. 3pm.

Banyan Tree Park Lahaina, (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); Facebook.com/HaikuHillbillys FOUREVER FAB SHOW - Wed. Jul 6. For more than two decades, Fourever Fab and its founding members have been performing the hits from The Beatles. Now you can see them right here on Maui. 6:30pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com

4TH OF JULY EVENTS ANDY KAINA AND KAINA KOUNTRY BAND - Thu. Jun 30. Get your 4th of July Rodeo weekend started with the Kaina Kountry Band. Kick up your heels to your favorite classic country and rock tunes. $10. 9pm. 21+. Casanova Italian Restaurant and Deli, (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220; Casanovamakawao.com RED WHITE N GROOVE DANCE PARTY - Sat. Jul 2. Come join us early for your 4th of July celebration at Ambrosia, it’s a Red White N Groove Dance Party with DJ Express in the mix. Free.

10pm. Ambrosia Martini Lounge, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011; Ambrosiamaui.com LET’S RED, WHITE AND PIE TOGETHER - Mon. Jul 4. All bakers are encouraged to participate in the fruit pie contest. Pies will be judged by our own Maui celebrities. Great prizes will be awarded including gift certificates from Aston-Aqua Hotels and Resorts, Macy’s and Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center in both adult and keiki (under 18 years) categories.

Free. 11am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; Queenkaahumanucenter.com 4TH OF JULY CLAMBAKE - Mon. Jul 4. Locals, visitors and guests are invited to join us to celebrate 4th of July on the resort’s Anuenue Lawn.

Executive Chef Greg Gaspar and Executive Sous Chef Les Barayuga will prepare a feast of seafood as guests enjoy live entertainment and lawn games, perfect for keiki. $40-50. 4pm. Sheraton Maui Resort and Spa, (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0031; Sheraton-maui.com DTH 4TH OF JULY CELEBRATION - Mon. Jul 4. The Wharf’s Annual Karaoke Contest will be happening on the stage in Down the Hatch. The Keiki Karaoke Contest begins at 4pm then the Adult Karaoke Contest will start at 6pm. Head to the Harbor to watch the fireworks that begin at 8pm. Directly following the fireworks, the winners of the Karaoke contest will be announced back at Down the Hatch, and a DJ will spin for the rest of the night. 4pm. Down the Hatch, (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com SANITY 4TH OF JULY FIREWORKS CELEBRATION - Mon. Jul 4. Celebrate the 4th with by watching the fireworks on a special evening cruise aboard the boat Sanity. The boat leaves from Ka‘anapali Beach in front of Leilani’s. Limited seating. $125. BYOB. 6pm. Ka‘anapali Ocean Adventures, (Lahaina); 808-633-3138; Kaanapalioceanadventures.com HARD ROCK 4TH OF JULY CELEBRATION - Mon. Jul 4. Celebrate Independence Day with

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DJ Swamp, Boomshot, Poets With Power and Reefer Shark. Next level visual effects provided by N3.bot. $20. 21+. 9:30pm. Hard Rock Cafe, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400; Hardrock.com/cafes/maui

STAGE SHOWS WARREN AND ANNABELLE’S MAGIC SHOW - Thu. Warren Gibson, one of the country’s premier sleight-of-hand magicians, treats you to the best “close-up” magic and comedy in a beautiful 78-seat venue! Annabelle, their resident ghost, will entertain you while you dine, enjoy cocktails, appetizers and yummy desserts. $64. 5pm. Warren and Annabelle’s, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-6244; Warrenandannabelles.com ‘ULALENA - Thu. Delight in the richness of Hawaiian history and culture through authentic Hawaiian music, dance and over 100 instruments played live in a dynamic, colorful, emotional, and entertaining theatrical performance. E Hele mai (come)!

Embark on this powerful journey, and leave with a deeper understanding of the island’s culture, and the true essence of aloha. $29.99 Keiki / $59.99 Adults. Children 5 and under are free. Kama‘aina and military rates, and dinner partner offers are available. 5pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com WILLIE K AND THE WAREHOUSE BLUES enomenon captivates BAND - Thu. This Hawaiian phenomenon d wit th his astoundaudiences around the world with arkable ing performances and remarkable 0 array of musical styles. $60 Dinner and Show, $25 Show Only. Call for reservations. 6:30pm. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Wailuku); 808-249-0033; Kamehamehagolf.com

MADE UP ON THE SPOT - Sun. Jul 3. Welcome special New York City guest and visiting teacher Geoff Grimwood. Go online for the latest Maui Improv info on performances, workshops, visiting teachers and drop-ins. 6:30pm. ProArts Playhouse, (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-463-6550; Facebook.com/mauiimprov BRENTON KEITH AND HIS BAG O’ TRICKS - Tue. High-Energy Comedy and Magic Show!

Fun for all ages with Brenton Keith and his Bag O’ Tricks at Mulligan’s. Free. 6:30pm. Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com NA LIO KEIKI DAY - Wed. Bring your family to a fun evening with Na Lio Iki, their miniature horses Julio and Freedom. This is a theatrical production with horses that tells the story of the Hawaiian cowboy. Everyone will have an opportunity to take pictures and brush the minis. There will be games, crafting, coloring and refreshments. They will end the evening with a raffle for the keiki. Free.

5:30pm. Na Lio Gift Shop, (335 Keawe St, Lahaina); 808-270-2255; Naliomaui.com

MAUI FOODIE HALE KU’AI OPEN MARKET - Thu. Jun 30.

Features fresh assorted fruits and vegetables open to the public. Free. 11am. Hale Kuai, (1977 Main St., Wailuku); 808-984-2156.

KAPAL KAPALUA SUNSET DINNER Thu Jun 30. Sit back, relax - Thu. and take in the beautiful M Maui sunset while enj joying a special threecourse Sunset Menu which includes a glass of sparkling wine and an amuse bouche from the Chef. $50. 5:30pm. The UT O Banyan Tree, (1 RitzCK CHE C Carton Dr., Kapalua); EEK N A W C HE 8 808-665-7096; RitzcarlYOU FT .

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BURN’N LOVE - Thu. Maui Theatre’s Burn’n dLove brings back the goldPIC PAG aii. en era of Elvis in Hawaii.

ROA TRIP: THE AMERIROAD ON Starring Darren Lee, he lets CAN SURF S AND TURF IS ue Hayou relive the days of Blue HOT AND SPICY - Thu. Jun 30. In aui Theatre, waii. $60-110. 7:30pm. Maui thi class, l this you will prepare dishes that (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; celebrate this bounty and highlight famed regional Mauitheatre.com preparations. On your menu: South Carolina Shrimp and Grits, Chesapeake Bay Crab Cakes, ISLAND RHYTHMS SUNSET COCKTAIL Buffalo Chicken Wings, Maine Lobster Rolls, Five CRUISE - Fri & Sat. Get on board for lots of fun, Alarm Texas Chili, Southern-Style Smothered food and dancing on Pacific Whale Foundation’s Pork Chops, Twice-Baked Idaho Potatoes, BrocIsland Rhythms Sunset Cocktail Cruise with locoli-Cauliflower Gratin and Florida Key Lime Pie. cal reggae star Marty Dread. This cruise includes Wash it all down with a collection of beers from delicious appetizers, perfectly mixed Mai Tais Maui Brewing Company. $95. 5:30pm. Sugar and other cocktails. Fridays: 4:30pm, (Ma‘alaea Beach Events, (85 N. Kihei Rd.); 808-856-6151; Harbor); Saturdays: 4:30pm, (Lahaina Harbor); Sugarbeacheventshawaii.com 808-249-8811; Pacificwhale.org MAGIC ON MAUI WITH SETH GRABEL - Sat. Jul 2. Seth brings his skills as a magician, performer and comedian to Maui–taking his world famous tricks and adding a Hawaiian twist! Magic on Maui was created especially for Hawaii and can only be seen at Maui Theatre for one month.

7pm. Maui Theatre Lahaina, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com ‘DON’T DRESS FOR DINNER’ - Sat. Jun 25 - Sun. Jul 10. With his wife out of town, an alibi from his best friend, and a gourmet chef to add culinary spice, Bernard has the perfect romantic evening planned for his French mistress–or so he thinks. Unforeseen events set the stage for a collision course of assumed identities and outrageous infidelities. Thursday-Saturday at 7:30pm, Sunday at 3pm, and Kama‘aina Nights on June 30 and July 7. 8am. ProArts Playhouse, (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-463-6550; Proartspacific.com

SUNDAY HAWAIIAN MUSIC JAM SESSION Sun. Jul 3. How do you take Sunday Brunch and make it better? By listening to Hawaii’s best musicians. $50/adult $25/children. 10am. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Wailuku); 808-249-0033; Kamehamehagolf.com WINE SOCIAL - Sun. Jul 3. Join us for an intimate wine and food pairing with restaurant and wine list manager, Jim Hansen. His thoughtful selections will be paired with light bites from Executive Sous Chef Alvin Savelia. 4:30pm. Pulehu, an Italian Grill, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3254; Pulehurestaurantmaui.com SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun. Jul 3. Enjoy Chef Tylun Pang’s healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, the special seafood laulau includes Maui fresh catch fish, shrimp, scallops, spinach, mushrooms and baby bok choy, all wrapped in ti leaf, steamed and served with

jasmine rice. 5pm. Ko , (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-2210; Korestaurant.com LUAU DINNER SHOW - Tue. Jul 5. Ka‘anapali Beach Club is proud to announce their new Luau Dinner show – ‘Huaka’I - Journey through Polynesia.’ The luau festivities include traditional games, woodcarvers, cultural demonstrations and fantastic luau buffet. 6pm. Ka‘anapali Beach Resort, (104 Ka‘anapali Shores Pl.); 808-661-3271; Kaanapaliresort.com

ART SCENE VOYAGING: A THEMED EXHIBITION - Until - Thu. Jul 28. Let your imagination set sail, take a creative leap and discover new realms of artistry. With an open call to artists working in any medium, the Hui’s annual juried themed exhibition adopts an adventurous spirit in 2016 as they explore the concepts of “Voyaging,” going on a long journey in the spirit of exploration. 5pm. Hui Noeau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; Huinoeau.com THE RAT AND THE OCTOPUS EXHIBIT Until - Thu. Aug 4. The Hawaii Island-based art collective AGGROculture includes Sally Lundburg, Keith Tallett, Scott Yoell and Margo Ray. Their work will explore the Polynesian myth of the Rat and the Octopus, a story of an octopus that was tricked into helping a rat, who was stranded out at sea. Free. 10am. Schaefer International Gallery, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787; Mauiarts.org JERRY SULLIVAN - Thu. Jun 30. Local artist Jerry Sullivan will demonstrate his craft in the old Lahaina Courthouse. 10am. Lahaina Arts Society Banyan Tree Gallery and Old Jail Gallery, (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111; Lahaina-arts.org CHRIS LARSON - Thu. Jun 30. Chris Larson will display her current works and create new pieces in the gallery every Thursday in June. 10am. Maui Hands Hyatt, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-7997; Mauihands.com FRIDAY NIGHT ART NIGHT - Fri. Jul 1. Lahaina Printsellers Ltd. invites you to visit their gallery for live music and Mai Tais while they showcase their artist of the week. Free. 6pm. Lahaina Printsellers Ltd., (764 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-5815; Printsellers.com MONTAGE ART EXHIBITION - Sun. Jul 3. Admire and purchase artwork from various artists on Maui. Located in the Sunset Room. 8am. Montage Kapalua Bay, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6600; Montagehotels.com/Kapalua-Bay KOANA SMITH - Tue. Jul 5. Painter Koana Smith will be in the old Lahaina Courthouse.

10am. Lahaina Arts Society Banyan Tree Gallery and Old Jail Gallery, (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111; Lahaina-arts.org JOSEPH DEMAREE - Tue. Jul 5 - Sun. Jul 31.

Joseph Demaree will be the featured artist in The Banyan Tree Gallery. He’s a plain air enthusiast. There will be a reception to meet him on Friday, July 8 from 6-8pm. 11am. Lahaina Arts Society Banyan Tree Gallery and Old Jail Gallery, (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111; Lahaina-arts.org

POLITICAL EVENTS DONUTS 2 GO WITH THE FRIENDS OF JOE BLACKBURN - Thu. Jun 30. Nathan Nunuha and the Friends of Maui Joe Blackburn will be giving away free donuts, until they run out.

Blackburn is seeking the County Council’s Wailuku-Waihee-Waikapu residency seat. Free.

8am. Corner of Vineyard and Market Streets, (104 N. Market St., Wailuku).

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MON- MA’s Mix, 10pm, TUE- Ladies Night 10pm, WED- Johnny Ringo

Industry Night, 10pm

Fresh Squeezed Friday, 8-10pm

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Morrison Hotel Opeing w/ Henry Diltz, 8pm

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Red, White & Groove w/ DJ Express, 10pm

Flash Back Fridays w/DJ Big Mike, 10pm

Sexy Saturdays w/ DJ Mike, 10pm

Mr. Francois, 5:30-9pm

Mr. Francois, 5:30-9pm

Andy Kaina & Kaina Kountry Band, 9pm $10

Lions In The Jungle Tour w/ special guests, 9:30pm, $10/$15

Mark Johnstone & Lenny Castellanos, 6:30pm no cover

SIN w/ DJ Firefly, 10pm

BLACK ROCK LOUNGE Sheraton Maui Resort, 2605 Kaanapali Pkwy, 661-0031

CAFE DEL VINO 300 Maalaea Rd., Maalaea - 868-0732

CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave. - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St #160, Lahaina - 667-0988

DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

DOWN THE HATCH 658 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4900

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425

HANA STEEL - Mon. Jul 4. Hana Steel will hold a platform discussion. The event will be held under the Banyan Tree in Lahaina, look for the Hawaiian flag. Steel is seeking the County Council’s Wailuku-Waihee-Waikapu residency seat. 11:30am.

Banyan Tree Park Lahaina, (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-868-8469; Vote4hanasteel.org ROCKIN’ WITH REGAN - Tue. Jul 5. The Friends of Keith Regan invite you to a campaign fundraiser. There will be dinner, ‘50s themed entertainment and door prizes. The “best dressed” will win a prize, and those who bring two canned goods (a food collection for Maui’s Veterans) will be entered into a grand prize drawing. Suggested donation is $10 per person. Call or email for tickets. Regan is seeking the County Council’s Wailuku-Waihee-Waikapu residency seat. 5:30pm. Velma McWayne Santos Community Center, (395 Waena St, Wailuku); 808-755-9333; info@regan2016.com FRIENDS OF YUKI LEI FUNDRAISER EVENT - Tue. Jul 12. It’s an evening with Yuki Lei Sugimura. Talk story, enjoy local food and listen to music by Ron Kualaau. Sugimura is running for the County Council’s Upcountry residency seat. Suggested Donation $10. 5:30pm. VFW Hall, (2110 Uluniu Rd., Kihei); 808-875-1761; Vfw.org

TICKETS ON SALE ‘MONTY PYTHON’S SPAMALOT’ - Fri. Jul 8 - Sun. Jul 31. Loving ripped off from the classic film comedy Monty Python and The Holy Grail, Spamalot retells the legend of King Arthur and his knights of the Round Table, and features a bevy of beautiful show girls, not to mention cows, killer rabbits and French people. Showtimes are 7:30pm Fridays and Saturdays and 3pm on Sundays. 7:30pm. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; Mauionstage.com DAVID CROSBY - Sat. Jul 9. Legendary singer-songwriter, author and social justice activist David Crosby is a two-time Rock and Roll Hall of Famer, inducted as a member of The Byrds and the group Crosby, Stills and Nash. And now he’s here to perform live. $50-65. 7pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org

SUSTAINABILITEA - Fri. Jul 8. The Maui Food Innovation Center (MFIC) is delighted to share the talents of The Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf Director, and world renowned specialty tea expert, David De Candia with our Maui community. Learn and taste how Maui can align with the $11 billion US tea market. Call or go online to register. Class Name and Number: SustainabiliTea: Growing Tea in Sri Lanka and Maui (HOSP6400). 8am.

University of Hawaii Mauii College, ahului); (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); waii.

808-984-3231; Maui.hawaii. edu AN EVENING WITH JOAN OSBORNE - Thu. Jul 28.

Lazar Bear presents the great singer-songwriter Joan Osborne. She’s on tour in support of her latest album Love and Hate. $35-65. 7pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului);; g 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org

SILVERSUN PICKUPS - Tue. Aug 9. Silversun Pickups are one of the most dynamic and creative rock bands of the modern era, hailed far and wide for their merging of ethereal melodies and pure sonic force. forc $36. 6pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Cultu Center, (1 Cameron K Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauia Mauiarts.org

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25 percent discount for students 18 and under. $15. 7pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org 2016 NPC KA PO I KA PO’OKELA BODYBUILDING EVENT - Sat. Aug 6. Maui’s only NPC sanctioned bodybuilding event brings competitors from all islands as well as the mainland to compete in categories like Men’s Bodybuilding,

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Men’s Physique, Women’s Figure and Women’s Bikini. $45-65. 4pm. Westin Maui Resort and Spa, (2365 Ka‘anapali Pkwy., Lahaina); 808-6612588; Mauibodybuilding.com

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MON- 4th Of July Events 4-9pm, TUE- “The Need For Speed,” speed card tournament hosted by Jamie Boston, 9:30pm

A N AN INTIMATE EVEN NING WITH RICKIE L LEE JONES - Tue. Aug 9. Iconic pop, jazz and beatnik singer-songwriter Rickie Lee Jones is coming to Maui for an intimate sshow. Watch her mix poet etic sensibilities with R&B, jaz jazz, folk and pop. $45-65.

7pm 7pm. Iao Theater, (68 N. Marke Market St., Wailuku); 808-2426969; M Mauionstage.com

CALENDAR OF EVENTS THURSDAY, JUNE 30 SAVE THE STONEWAVE FUNDRAISING EVENT - Thu. Jun 30. Cafe Mambo presents a fundraising event for Paia Youth and Cultural Centers (PYCC) Stonewave Skatepark. PYCC members and staff will hold a raffle and have a donation jar on site. Raffle items included are HI Tech skateboard, a one-year Stonewave membership and Cafe Mambo gift cards and apparel. Ten percent of all sales will go towards the repair of the park. 3pm. Cafe Mambo, (30 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-579-8021; Cafemambomaui.com HALAU HULA KAULUOKALA KUMU ULUWEHI GUERRERO HULA CLASSES - Thu. Jun 30.

Halau Hula Kauluokala under the direction of Kumu Uluwehi Guerrero is opening classes for adults who cannot make a full halau commitment but still want to have hula in their lives. No fundraising, performance, or protocol commitments.Must have knowledge of the hula basics. These are not beginner classes.

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$30. 5pm. Maui Art and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org LET’S KOKUA TOGETHER - Thu. Jun 30. The Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center invites all nonprofit organizations an opportunity to educate, fundraise and outreach at the mall as part of its new program every Friday. 6pm. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808877-3369; Queenkaahumanucenter.com HULIAU YOUTH ENVIRONMENTAL FILM FESTIVAL - Thu. Jun 30. Students pitch, plan, shoot and edit their films at an after-school filmmaking program coordinated by Maui Huliau Foundation throughout the school year. Funds raised at this event are used to support the Huliau Environmental Filmmaking Club (HEFC) in the upcoming school year. There will be seven student films showing and a $5-10 suggested donation. 7:30pm. Huliau Youth Film Festival, (151 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-757-2100; Mauihuliaufoundation.org/festival

FRIDAY, JULY 1 QKC SIDEWALK SALE - Fri. Jul 1 - Mon. Jul 4.

Here are the participating stores: Adriene Jay Choix Shop, Ben Franklin, Cellairis, Forever 21, Jeans Warehouse stores, Jena’s Henna, Journeys, Local Motion, Maui Divers, Sanrio, Sears, Shapers, Sprint, The Foam Co, The Hawaii History Museum and TShirt Factory. 9:30am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; Queenkaahumanucenter.com YOGA OF ESSENTIAL OILS CLASS - Fri. Jul 1. For yogis and everyone seeking radiant health.

Learn how to utilize pure therapeutic essential oils to enhance yoga and fitness. Free. 12pm.

Maui Yoga Shala Paia, (381 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 707-291-5763; Mydoterra.com/islandearthoils

SATURDAY, JULY 2 POLANUI HIU COMMUNITY MANAGED MAKAI AREA - Sat. Jul 2. The Polanui Hiu is comprised of a group of concerned kama‘aina over the decline of our marine resources. Their major objectives are to educate, create awareness, and establish pono practices that will help to ensure a future is left for the next generations. Free. 8am. Lindsey Ohana Hale, (393 Front St., Lahaina); 808-2765593; Facebook.com/polanuihiucmma

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Twice Daily Happy Hour, 2pm-6pm, 9pm-close

MON- 4th of July Event, TUE- Evan Shulman 7pm

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Robbie Ray Jazz

MON, TUE & WED- Soundlab

Damaged Goods, 8pm

Brant Quick, 8pm

MON-Maui Blues 8pm, TUE- John Grover 8pm, WED-Maui Blues 8pm

Tori Dixon Band, 8pm

Ma’a, 6:30pm

Benny & Rock, 6-8pm

MON-Benny & Rock, 8:15-10:15pm, TUE & WED- Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm

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Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Jim Spector, 5:30pm

Fantabulous Friday’s LGBTQ w/ DJ Shea Butter Boom

Neto, 5:30pm

Island Soul, 5-8pm

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Far West, 6-9pm

Codae Music, 7-10pm

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MON - David Wolfberg / TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:308:30pm)

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE

Makai Jazz Group, 6:30pm

Soul Kitchen Big Band, 7-9pm

Travis Porter Concert, 6-10pm

David Connolly From Dublin, 6:30-9pm

MON- Ron Kuala’au & Tarvin Makia 6:30pm, TUE- Magic Show 6:30pm, WED- Joel Katz 5:15pm, Willie K Dinner Show, 6:30pm

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-8010

HARD ROCK CAFE 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

KAHALE’S 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-7711

KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

Rick Glencross

Ma’a, 6:30pm

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470 Lipoa Pkwy, Kihei - 633-4220

LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

MERRIMAN’S

100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

SUNDAY, JULY 3 POLANUI HIU COMMUNITY MANAGED MAKAI AREA GATHERING - Sun. Jul 3. The Hiu believes that by involving people of like minds and like hearts and working together, the reefs can heal and find balance. Free. 9am. Lindsey Ohana Hale, (393 Front St., Lahaina); 808-276-5593; Facebook.com/polanuihiucmma FREE ZUMBA - Sun. Jul 3. At Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit Studio. Free. 9am. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com HALAU HULA O KEOLA ALI‘I O KE KAI - Sun. Jul 3. Enjoy a traditional Hawaiian hula performance

by Halau Hula O Keola Ali`i O Ke Kai on the center stage. Free. 11am. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com

MONDAY, JULY 4 STORYTIME AND CRAFTS AT PAINTBOX Mon. Jul 4. Featuring an inspiring book series written by author Brad Meltzer. 10am. Montage Kapalua Bay, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6628; Montagehotels.com/Kapalua-Bay

TUESDAY, JULY 5 MEET THE OLYMPICS - Tue. Jul 5. In celebration of the Summer Reading Program “On Your Mark, Get Set READ,” two Olympic athletes– pole-vaulter Kellie Suttle and weight-lifter Vernon Patao–will share their experiences as world-class competitors and offer tips on how anyone can enjoy and improve their athletic abilities. Children of all ages and abilities are invited to sample fun track and field events outdoors at the end of the program (athletic shoes recommended). Free.

5:30pm. Kihei Public Library, (35 Waimahaihai St., Kihei); 808-875-6833; Librarieshawaii.org DOMESTIC VIOLENCE SUPPORT GROUPS - Tue. Jul 5. Child and Family Service in Wailuku offers weekly Domestic Violence Support Groups for Survivors, Teens, and Children every Tuesday. Registration required. 5:30pm. Child and Family Service, (392 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-877-6888; Childandfamilyservices.org UKULELE LESSONS - Tue. Jul 5. It’s never too late to learn how to play the Hawaiian Guitar. Free. 5:45pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

Guest Performers

Natalie Nicole, 8pm

KOBE STEAKHOUSE KONO’S ON THE GREEN

Island Reggae Music, 9pm

Dem Franchize Boyz, time and cover TBA

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

JAVA JAZZ

Rick G 4pm,

Kanoa, 9pm

SING OUT MASTER CLASS WITH LOUISE LAMBERT - Tue. Jul 5. Sing Out and get ready for The Voice! Sing your best in your own style and prepare for professional singing gigs and auditions. Jazz vocalist Louise Lambert guides you on confidence, mic technique, range expansion, flexibility, stage presence and music theory. $15. 6:45pm. Maui Meadows, (Kihei); 808-205-3971; Louiselambert.com NEED FOR SPEED CARD TOURNAMENT! - Tue. Jul 5. Join us every Tuesday night for competitive rounds of the card game SPEED, hosted by Jamie Boston. There will be multiple games going on at once; tournament style, free to enter, and the ultimate winner gets a prize from Down The Hatch. Late night food and drink specials start after 10pm. If you don’t remember how to play don’t worry, there will be ree. 9pm. rule sheets passed out. Free. nt St., Down the Hatch, (658 Front 00; Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com

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Burnett 4:30-10:30pm; Tue, Scott Freeman 4:3010:30pm; (811 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4855; Cheeseburgerland.com CLIFF DIVE GRILL - Thu, Tim Osborne 6:308pm; Fri, Scott Baird 6:30-8pm; Sat, Larry Golis and Hollis Lee 6:30am-8:30pm; Mon, Larry Golis 6:30-8pm; Tue, Scott Baird 6:30-8pm; (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0031; Cliffdivegrillmaui.com COOL CAT CAFE - Thu, Will Hartzog 7:3010pm; Fri, Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Justin Phillips 7-9pm; Tue, Jazz at the Cat 7:30-10pm; (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908; Coolcatcafe.com DOWN THE HATCH - Fri, Uncle Lou 5-7pm; (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Thu, Ben DeLeon D 3-5pm; Thu, Da Ukul Ukulele Boys 6-8:30pm; Fri, Ga Garrett Probst 3-5pm; Fri, D Damon Parrillo and Tim O Osbourne 6-8:30pm; S Sat, Damon Parrillo and Ron Hetten 6-8:30pm; Sun, Keali’i Lum 3-5pm; Sun, Damien Awai 6 6-8:30pm; Mon, Keali’i L Lum 3-5pm; Mon, Danyel Al Alana 6-8:30pm; Mon, Dan Danyel Alana and Guest 6-8:3 6-8:30pm; Tue, Ben DeLe3-5p on 3-5pm; Tue, Roy Kato and 6-8 Guest 6-8:30pm; (130 Kai MaPkwy Ka‘anapali); Ka‘a lina Pkwy., 808-662-2900; Dukesmaui.com

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You’ll need more than a beach cruiser for this bike ride. Riders pedal an average o 15mph from Kihei to Iao ad Valley and back. Road bikes recommended. Free. icycles, 6:55am. South Maui Bicycles, 8-874-0068; (1993 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-0068; Southmauibicycles.com

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CAPTAIN JACK’S - Thu, Jonny Ringo 2-5pm; Fri, Will Hartzog 2-4:30pm; Mon, Will Hartzog 2-4:30pm; Tue, Jonny Ringo 2-5pm; (672 Front St., Lahiana); 808-667-0988; Captainjacksmaui.com CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Thu, Brooks Maguire 4:30-10:30pm; Fri, Harry Troupe 4:3010:30pm; Sat, Scott Freeman 4:30-10:30pm; Sun, Brooks Maguire 4:30-10:30pm; Mon, Mark

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. - Thu, Kaniela Q 2-5pm; Thu, Paul Johnson 7-9:30pm; Fri, Kaniela Q 2-5pm; Sat, Paul Johnson 8am-5pm; Sat, Kona Storm 7-9:30pm; Sun, Paul Johnson 8am-5pm; Mon, Kaniela Q 2-5pm; Tue, Kaniela Q 2-5pm; (744 Front St., Lahaina); 808-669-6425; Fleetwoodsonfrontst.com HARD ROCK CAFE - Tue, Evan Shulman 7-10pm; (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400; Hardrock.com/cafes/maui HULA GRILL - Thu, Kealii Lum and Naiwi Teruya 2-5pm; Thu, Derick Sebastian and Damon Parillo 6-9pm; Thu, Kawika Lum Ho, Roy Kato and Friends 6-9pm; Fri, Derick Sebastian 11am-

1pm; Fri, Maa and Aloha Friday Hula Show 2-5pm; Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 2-5pm; Sat, Danyel Alana and Friends 6-9pm; Sun, Ma’a 2-5pm; Sun, Lahui 6-9pm; Mon, Ma’a 2-5pm; Mon, Kulewa 6-9pm; Tue, Kawika Lum Ho 2-5pm; Tue, Wili Pohaku 6-9pm; (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-6636; Hulagrillkaanapali.com JAPENGO - Thu, Nightly Entertainment 6-8pm; Fri, Nightly Entertainment 6-8pm; Sat, Nightly Entertainment 6-8pm; Sun, Nightly Entertainment 6-8pm; Mon, Nightly Entertainment 6-8pm; Tue, Nightly Entertainment 6-8pm; (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4909; Japengomaui.com JAVA JAZZ AND SOUP NUTZ - Thu, Rick Glencross 7-10pm; Fri, Johnnie Ness Band 7-10pm; Sat, Live Music with Guest Performers 7-10pm; Sun, Live Music with Guest Performers 7-10pm; Mon, The Soundlab 7-10pm; Tue, Paul Bunuan and Nino Toscano 7-10pm; (3350 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Honokowai); 808-667-0787; Javajazz.net KIMO’S - Thu, Ma’a 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Ma’a 6:30-8:30pm; Sun, Benny and Rock 6-8pm; Mon, Benny and Rock 6-8pm; Tue, Sam Ahia 6:308:30pm; (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4811; Kimosmaui.com LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Thu, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm; Fri, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm; Sat, Joseph Chee 7:30-9:30pm; (730 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0700; Lahainapizzaco.com LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Thu, Josh Kahula and Dave of ‘Nuff Sedd’ 3-5pm; Fri, JD and Friends 3-5pm; Sun, ‘Kilohana’ Merv Oana and Duane Feig 3-5pm; (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-4495; Leilanis.com LONGHI’S - Thu, Wilmont Kahaialii and Shawn McLaughlin 5-7pm; Fri, Brian Massa and Meryl 5-7pm; Sat, Steve Grimes and Gang 5-7pm; Tue, Tori Dixon and Shawn McLaughlin 5-7pm; (888 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-2288; Longhis.com LULU’S LAHAINA SURF CLUB AND GRILL Thu, Far West 6-9pm; Fri, Codae Music 7-10pm; Mon, Nestor Ugale 6-9pm; (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-0808; Luluslahaina.com MERRIMAN’S - Thu, Ranga Pae 5:308:30pm; Fri, Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; Sat, Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; Sun, David Wolf 5:30-8:30pm; Mon, David Wolf 5:30-8:30pm; (1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua); 808-669-6400; Merrimanshawaii.com/kapalua

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Sign Language CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

This week’s theme: Cancer control issues. Unfortunately for your clutching instinct, the big juicy fish you’re embracing at the moment needs to be held loosely. Squeeze it too tightly and it’ll just freak out and wriggle free, back into the vast ocean, where you’ll never find, let alone recapture, it again. The only way to keep this baby close is to barely hold it at all. Don’t give it anything to struggle against, or you’ll quickly discover just how slippery those shiny scales are. It’s a tough choice: Will you keep this love close, on his or her terms, forsaking all your own? Or will you decide it’s your way or no way, and force this one to escape forever?

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)

The other night at a club three total strangers approached me to tell me I was a good dancer. They weren’t even hitting on me; they had no ulterior agenda besides exchanging a friendly word. This is the kind of thing you can expect this week: sweet gestures from friends but also strangers, for no reason you can discern. Maybe they’re just trying to improve their own karma, or earn a metaphysical boy scout badge by doing good deeds. My advice is simple, and easy to follow: when someone is nice to you this week, simply accept it. Sometimes face value is exactly what it’s worth.

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AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)

Love and sex don’t always line up for you. It’s special and rare when they mesh well into some kind of cohesive whole. That’s why I want you to treasure this week, because your heart and your genitals are on the same page for once. If you have someone to celebrate this with, well hallelujah. If you don’t, you at least have the chance to actually figure out what kind of person is going to take care of both these parts of you–which will also give you the chance of finally finding them.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

Virgos are generally kind, but your tongues have razor edges when you choose to wield them as weapons. However, the temptation to verbally flay those you despise, oppose, or merely look down upon will be virtually irresistible this week. You’ll be nearly as surprised as everyone else when the vitriol simply begins spewing from your mouth. Chances are, you won’t be able to stop this thing. Time for damage control. Steer this baby. Go ahead and give those guys the tongue-lashing they’ve evidently got coming to them. Just try not to say anything that’s going to completely burn bridges. Don’t exceed a light char and you’ll be doing just fine.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

You’re likely to be presented with a myriad of temptations this week, all of which endanger your integrity; something much more important than you think, which you’d discover to your dismay once it became compromised. I’d rather you didn’t experience that dark and virtually irreversible revelation. Keep a tight rein on your activities. Sleep on any big decisions, and if anyone pushes you to act faster than that, simply say no–regardless of what’s on offer.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)

When your dog comes in from outside reeking of whatever dead thing he was just rolling in, you don’t cast him out of your life forever. You might get annoyed or angry. But you give him a bath, then you forgive him and move on. He’s just being a dog, after all. Why, when an important human you know makes a similar “mistake,” do you consider leaving her by the wayside? Should she have known better? Absolutely. Will it happen again? Probably. Can you live with this? Actually, yes–provided you’re willing to let go of or alter some preconceptions you’ve held onto from day one. Which is it going to be? Do you want to lose some silly ideas, or a pretty great person?

The suspense is killing you. If your life were a novel, these chapters might bore the hell out of you, pertaining as they do to some sub-plot you have no interest in. However, even if you have the opportunity to skip ahead and read the end of the book this week, I beg you not to. You’d not only be missing out on a lot of good stuff in between, but you’d cheat yourself as well. Let me explain: The ending changes (or at least takes on a whole new meaning) when you have no idea what came before.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)

Illusions abound this week. For example, we already know our country isn’t nearly as free as it pretends to be (with a higher percentage of its population in jail than virtually any other nation); kids are never as innocent or worldly as they present themselves; same goes for adults. There are layers and layers of glamour all around you; and each one has its own origin and intention. Your job this week is to unravel these. See through them. Being a master of disguise and deception yourself, you’re more equipped than anyone else I know to pierce these veils and expose what’s behind them.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)

Adopting a puppy is a ton of work–but if you don’t put in the time that first year, you’re going to make even more work for yourself in the long run. On the other hand, adopting an older dog may be less work, but you’re more likely to be stuck with habits and baggage you don’t fully understand and can’t always help. There are pros and cons to both approaches, and even though you’re probably not actually welcoming a canine into your home this week, the parallels between that and your current situation shouldn’t be lost on you. Which would you rather do, build something from the ground up, or add on to someone else’s work (and live with their mistakes)?

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SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

Fine motor control is tricky for an ogre. And since this week the part of the violent, ham-handed giant is being played by you, be especially careful. What you intend as a gentle and friendly critique could easily turn into a full-on evisceration. A pat on the back is likely to crush those you want to congratulate. Turn down your intensity meter 90 percent. Tiptoe and whisper, or better yet, hold still, and allow everyone to approach on their own terms and in their own time, like timid forest creatures. They’re all fragile butterflies at the moment, compared to you. You could accidentally destroy them with a breath, a touch, or a word. You can’t help being an ogre, perhaps–but you can at least be a patient, peace-loving one.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)

I’m particularly fond of genre-crossing media. Horrorcomedy, western-sci-fi, fantasy-space opera, and so on. This kind of creative boundary-crossing and territory-mixing really gets me off, and works for a lot of other people, too. In other words, you’re in luck, because you’re the ultimate genre-mixer. You can’t help it; you’re in trouble whenever anyone asks you to be just one thing. Thankfully, more people are realizing that being just one thing is as dull as dishwater.

All that care you’ve been taking to keep the chocolate out of the peanut butter? Screw it. It’s exactly that delicious combination we’re interested in.

To contact Caeriel send mail to sign.language.astrology@gmail.com

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