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THIS WEEK’S QUESTION: You’ve started a film festival; what’s it called?

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4 NEWS & VIEWS Coconut Wireless talks electric cars and tiger sharks. Hawaii graduation rates fluctuate in By the Numbers.

Chinese virgins do strange things with their mouths in News of the Weird.

Quizunderstood asks about anti-fat campaigns. Eh Brah! gets stiff armed.

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Glittery young stars, consciousnessraising documentaries, quirky indie flicks, swanky poolside soirees—it must be the Maui Film Festival.

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17 A&E Anu Yagi dives into the annual Save Makena Skim Board Contest, and Album of the Week prefers Blondie.

18 FILM CRITIQUE Barry Wurst II says Super 8 is super ordinary.

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20 THIS WEEK’S PICKS The Republik Music Festival, an inspiring benefit at Stella Blues and kapa-making at the Bailey House.

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Unplugged Last May, then-Gov. Linda Lingle signed a memorandum of understanding with South Korean automaker CT&T, which pledged to build 10,000 electric vehicles in Hawaii. If that sounds too good to be true, well, it was. This week, the news broke that CT&T’s plans have officially stalled.

A rep for CT&T, which made similar promises to South Carolina and Pennsylvania, insisted in an AP dispatch that the ambitious plans “aren’t dead,” though as of this writing even the company’s Web site was unfinished.

According to KRX, the Korean stock exchange, CT&T’s stock has fallen almost 90 percent in the last year—or about 10 percent less than the hope of this deal ever

Solemnity? Or some awkward combination of the two? Most outlets opted for the latter, including KHON, which quoted a woman who said she was “proud” the crew got “to be part of such an incredible piece of history” and a crewmember who said the mission was conducted “in a manner that I think brings pride and credit to the United States.”

The morality—and legality—of bin Laden’s assassination aside, there’s something undeniably morbid about celebrating a corpse getting dumped in the ocean. But then, these are morbid times.

This Just In: Tiger Sharks Are Good At Hunting Scientists already knew that tiger sharks sometimes swim in a “yo-yo” pattern—repeatedly climbing and diving

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yo” pattern, the study found, is not designed to conserve energy as previously thought, but rather to comb large areas for prey.

“These findings are exciting because they have given us unprecedented new insights into the behavior of these huge and difficult to study marine predators,” said Dr. Carl Meyer of UH Manoa’s marine biology

One story the media clearly didn’t know what to do with this week: the arrival in Hawaii waters of the Navy ship that disposed of Osama bin Laden’s body. coming to fruition.

Ship Happens One story the media clearly didn’t know what to do with this week: the arrival in Hawaii waters of the USS Carl Vinson, the Navy ship that quickly and quietly disposed of Osama bin Laden’s body.

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through the water—but they didn’t fully understand why. Perhaps not surprisingly, the likely reason is hunting.

That’s according to a study conducted off the west coast of the Big Island, in which researchers from Hawaii, Japan and Florida attached digital cameras and devices that record swimming speed and depth to the dorsal fins of adult tiger sharks. The “yo-

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In Chinese legend, tea leaves picked by the mouths of fairies yielded brewed tea that would bring prosperity and cure diseases.

Now, the historic, picturesque Jiuhua Mountain Tea Plantation (in Gushi, Henan province) has promised to hire up to 10 female virgins to provide the equivalently pure and delicate tea leaves, picked with the teeth and dropped into small baskets worn around the women’s necks. According to an April report in London’s Daily Mail, only virgins with strong necks and lips, a bra size of C-cup or larger and no visible scars or blemishes will be considered for the equivalent-$80-a-day jobs (an almost unheard-of salary in China, especially for agricultural field work).

Reports still frequently emerge of homeowners battling household pests, yet only creating an even worse problem (as if the pests ultimately outsmart them). In recent cases, for example, Robert Hughes tried to oust the squirrels from his townhome in Richton Park, Illinois, in March, but his smoke bomb badly damaged his unit and his neighbor’s. (Firefighters had to rip open the roof in the two units to battle the blaze.) Two weeks after that, in Mesa, Arizona, a man set his attic on fire trying to get rid of a beehive with brake fluid and a cigarette lighter.

WORST IMPRESSIONS News of the Weird has reported several times on the confusion many art gallery visitors reveal in evaluating “abstract impressionist” pieces when they compare them to random scribblings of toddlers (and animals, such as chimpanzees and elephants). In April, academic researchers at Boston College reported that gallery patrons correctly differentiated serious works from squiggles only about 60 percent to 70 percent of the time. Commented one survey subject, apparently realizing his confusion: “The chimpanzee’s stuff is good. I like how he plays with metaphors about depth of field, but I think I like this guy [Mark] Rothko a little bit better.”

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TROUSER SNAKE, MEET ACTUAL SNAKE In March, Dennis Mulholland, 67, of Paisley, Scotland, encountered a 3-foot-long California king snake hiding in the bowl of his toilet. (The creature had apparently escaped from elsewhere in the building.)

CAVITY DEFYING “Personal body orifices,” as storage units for contraband, seem more than ever in vogue.

Recent inventories made by U.S. police of suspects’ vaginas included: LSD in aluminum foil; marijuana in two sandwich bags; a fraudulent driver’s license and credit card; and pills and a knife. Rectal safe-keeping included: a man with a baggie of marijuana; a man with a marijuana pipe; and a man with 30 items inside a condom, including a syringe, lip balm, six matches, a cigarette, 17 pills and a CVS receipt and coupon. ■

Let me get this straight: First you follow me around the party all night demanding I arm wrestle you. I refuse, repeatedly, before finally agreeing, mostly to shut you up. Then you say you want to put 20 bucks on it. I ask if you’re sure, you say yes, and so we go for it. I win, convincingly, but I don’t gloat or try to embarrass you in front of that girl (who, by the way, was definitely not planning to sleep with you, regardless of the outcome). And you stiff me. Just flat out refuse to pay. I could have beaten it out of you, but I’m not the type. Honestly, though, I could’ve used the cash for gas to get home. Next time, keep your gun in the holster, tough guy.

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QUIZunderstood 1. This week, former UH quarterback Colt Brennan—who was seriously injured in a November car accident on the Big Island— signed with what pro team?

2. Teen actress Selena Gomez (pictured) was berated by fans last week via Twitter and Facebook after being photographed on Maui doing what?

3. On June 9, 1909, Lanai passed a law making it illegal to “arrive on the island in a state of” what?

4. Last week, the state Department of Health launched a campaign called “Don’t Drink Yourself Fat,” which encourages Hawaii residents to consume less what?

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“It really marches to the beat of the festival’s drum,” says Maui Film Festival founder Barry Rivers of this year’s cinematic crop, “meaning it’s about compassionate vision and life-affirming storytelling.” If that sounds high-minded, well, it is.

Like previous incarnations, the 2011 festival is chock-full of quirky, heartfelt indie flicks, message-heavy documentaries and boundary-pushing shorts. If you want turgid blockbusters and formulaic rom coms, there’s always the corporate multiplex down the street. If, on the other hand, you want to be challenged—and rewarded—here’s your chance.

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“We had a great turnout last year, and we’re hopeful people will keep coming out to support what we’re doing,” says Rivers. “This is something unique and special for Maui, and something that we want to keep building.”

The 2011 Maui Film Festival runs June 15-19 in Wailea and Kahului. For tickets and more information, call 579-9244 or visit mauifilmfestival.com

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THE FILMS Celestial Cinema Screenings under the stars at the Wailea Gold & Emerald Golf Course

madcap downward spiral; so no kids, OK? 91 min.

SATURDAY, JUNE 18 Beginners (8pm) Preceded by Danny & Annie After four decades in the closet, a man (Christopher Plummer) comes out, much to the consternation of his son (Ewan McGregor). 100 min.

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 15 A Deeper Shade of Blue (8pm) Amazing surf footage combines with a probing examination of the sport’s evolution; directed by MFF honoree Jack McCoy. 90 min.

Na Nai‘a: Legend of the Dolphins (10pm) This is the closest you can come to swimming with dolphins without getting wet; MFF honoree Megan Fox is among the doc’s narrators. 80 min.

THURSDAY, JUNE 16 Sun City Picture House (8pm) Residents in earthquake-stricken Haiti build a movie house in this moving short, produced by MFF honoree Olivia Wilde. 27 min.

I Am (8:30pm) After a near-death experience, director Tom Shadyac—who in a previous life directed lightweight comedies like Ace Ventura—goes on a quest to discover the meaning of, well, everything. 78 min.

Bali: Life Is An Offering (10pm) Peek behind the veil of a sumptuous, fascinating island that’s far away from our own—but still has plenty to teach us. 90 min.

FRIDAY, JUNE 17 Submarine (8pm) Preceded by Hello Caller A sex-obsessed teen (though that might be redundant) is at the center of this whip-smart British comedy. 90 min.

The Future (10pm) Preceded by The Lost Thing The adoption of a cat sends a couple into a

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Last Night (10pm) Preceded by A Shore Thing A young married couple (Keira Knightly and Sam Worthington) struggle with the bonds of monogamy.

And if those two can’t stay attracted to each other, what hope is there for the rest of us? 99 min.

SUNDAY, JUNE 19 (Kids 12 and under free) Oxbow Walls of Perception (8pm) Preceded by Blue Sway and The Sleepy Count Haiku’s own Matt Meola is among the burgeoning watermen featured in this globe-trotting, wave-tackling thrill ride. 40 min.

Family of the Wa‘a (9pm) Preceded by Plastic Tide An intrepid crew navigates the length of the Hawaiian islands (some 1,500 miles) in a wa‘a, or traditional outrigger canoe and brings back some incredible footage.

Our arms are sore just thinking about it. 89 min.

JACK MCCOY director/cinematographer Award: Beacon Award (Wednesday, June 15, 7:30pm) Essential credits: In Search of Tubular Swells (1976), Storm Riders (1982), Blue Horizon (2004) Signature film: A Deeper Shade of Blue (2011)

The Physics of Surfing (10:30pm) The most exciting science lesson you’ll ever get. 26 min.

Castle Theater Indoor screenings at the Maui Arts & Cultural Center, Kahului

MEGAN FOX WEDNESDAY, JUNE 15 Page One: Inside The New York Times (5pm) An insightful, at times suspenseful doc that gets behind the ink at America’s paper of record. 88 min.

The Vinter’s Luck (6:30pm) A peasant dreams of making wine in Napoleon’s

actress Award: Iris Award (Wednesday, June 15, 8pm) Essential credits: Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen (2004), Jennifer’s Body (2009), Jonah Hex (2010) Signature role: Mikaela Banes, Transformers (2007) Upcoming films: Friends With Kids, This is Forty » Continued on page 11

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France; co-stars Keisha Castle-Hughes, still trying to top herself after an Oscar nomination at age 13. 127 min.

Another Earth (8:30pm) What would we do if a planet exactly like our own suddenly appeared in the sky? Drill for oil is the cynic’s answer, but this thinking-person’s sci fi drama probes a bit deeper. 90 min.

THURSDAY, JUNE 16 Building Hope (5pm) A filmmaker sets out to build a school in the mountains of Kenya, and learns lessons both hard and uplifting. 70 min.

Miss Representation (6:30pm) The struggles of women in the 21st century are examined through the eyes of various famous females, including Katie Couric, Condaleeza Rice, Rachel Maddow, Jane Fonda and many more. 90 min.

Hamill (8pm) Based on the true story of deaf UFC champion Matt “The Hammer” Hamill. In English and American Sign Language, with subtitles. 108 min.

FRIDAY, JUNE 17 Love Shines (5pm) Canada’s Ron Sexsmith might be the best singer-songwriter you’ve never heard of.

Watch this and you’ll understand why. 87 min.

Happy (6:30pm) Why don’t riches equal happiness? Is less really more? You may think you know the answers, but this doc packs some illuminating surprises. 77 min.

Connected (8pm) Preceded by Missed Connections Filmmaker Tiffany Shain (founder of the Webby Awards) explores the ties that bind us in the digital age. 82 min.

The Last Mountain (5pm) Coal companies are decimating mountains on the Mainland, and most people either don’t know about it or are powerless to stop them.

See this film. Get angry. Get involved. 95 min.

The City Dark (6:30pm) New York isn’t the only city that never sleeps; all over the world, urban sprawl has blotted out the brilliance of night. What’s the cost?

This doc shines a light. 83 min.

Conception (8pm) Preceded by Long Story Short Nine (fictional) copulating couples explore the nature and complexities of sex; for adult audiences only. 90 min.

SUNDAY, JUNE 19 Short Film Showcase (1pm) Shorts ranging in length from 8-24 minutes, about everything from poodles to crossword puzzles to an opium cook-off in Afghanistan. 114 min.

Jiro Dreams of Sushi (3pm) Preceded by Tora Masters of the roll meld art and cuisine; your popcorn will seem paltry by comparison. 81 min.

Burning Man: Voyage In Utopia (10pm) Preceded by Matisyahu: Run & Return From hard-core burners to curious outsiders, this exploration of the annual festival offers something for everyone. Fuzzy pants and glow-sticks optional. 83 min.

Crazy Wisdom (5pm) The story of Tibetan guru Chogyam Trungpa Rinpoche, who helped transport Buddhism to the West. 89 min.

SATURDAY, JUNE 18

Finding Joe (6:30pm) The ideas of the late Joseph Campbell—the hero’s journey, the power of mythology—are explored by everyone from Deepak Chopra to Mick Fleetwood to Laird Hamilton. 83 min.

Voice of the Xingu (3pm) Preceded by Making Over Maui: The Keiki Kohola Project Maui lifeguard Alfredo Villas Boas returns to his birthplace of Brazil to stand-up paddle down the Xingu River and defend indigenous people from encroaching development. 40 min.

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Life In A Day (8pm) Sweeping and epic even as it’s messy and small, this doc—produced by Ridley Scott— lives up to its name. 90 min.

THE SPECIAL EVENTS Opening Night Twilight Reception Wednesday, June 15, 5:30pm at Capische?, Hotel Wailea Enjoy grinds from a gourmet seafood bar and grill station and indulge in tropical fruit dipped in a caramel fountain while you rub elbows with fellow film buffs and talk story about the celluloid treats to come. $125

Starry Night MoonDance Wednesday, June 15, 10pm at Tommy Bahama Restaurant & Bar Keep opening night going—the menu includes everything from Ahi tacos to Maui Cattle Co. beef sliders to pineapple creme brulee, capped off, of course, by ample libations and dancing into the wee hours. $70

Taste of Chocolate Friday, June 17, 10pm, Four Seasons Resort Six stations of decadent, gooey goodness: milk, dark, white, cake mousse, custard...your sweet tooth won’t know what hit it. $125

Filmmaker Panels Saturday, June 18, Wailea Beach Marriott Resort & Spa First, at 11am, directors Jack McCoy, Turk Pipkin and Laurent Le Gall and producers David Cumming, Christy Pipkin and Sandrine Di Rienzo will talk about journeys

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OLIVIA WILDE actress Award: Female Shining Star Award (Thursday, June 16, 8pm) Essential credits: Conversations With Other Women (2005), Bickford Shmeckler’s Cool Ideas (2006), Fix (2008), Signature role: Quorra in TRON: Legacy (2011) Upcoming films: Cowboys & Aliens, The Change Up, Butter

and destinations, specifically as they relate to documentary filmmaking. Next, at 12:15pm, producer/directors Tiffany Shlain, Fitria Putri, Jonathon Kay and Patrick Solomon will tackle nothing less than the future of civilization.

Finally, at 1:30pm, the Maui-based filmmakers featured in this year’s festival—Alfredo VillasBoas, Jace Panebianco, Mike Waltze, Skye Kelly and Eric Gilliom—will expound on their experiences. $10 per panel

Taste of Wailea Saturday, June 18, 4:30pm, David Leadbetter Golf Academy The food selection is too expansive to list here, so we’ll just give you the participating restaurants and let your imagination (and taste buds) run wild:

Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse, Mala Ocean Tavern, Monkeypod Kitchen, Matteo’s, Gannon’s & Joe’s, Bistro Molokini, Four Seasons, Pita Paradise, Mulligan’s on the Blue, Capische?, Spago and Ko at the Fairmont Kea Lani. Hungry? $120

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Cosmic Closing Night Poolside Party Sunday, June 19, 10pm, Hotel Wailea Send this year’s fest out in style with a swanky waterside soiree featuring food, entertainment and sippables. The thing we’re most excited about? Liquid nitrogen gelato. $60 ■

Award: Rising Star Award (Friday, June 17, 8pm) Essential credits: Troy (2004), Friday Night Lights (2004), Eragon (2006) Signature role: Sam Flynn, TRON: Legacy (2011) Upcoming films: On the Road

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ANDREW GARFIELD actor Award: Male Shining Star Award (Saturday, June 18, 8pm) Essential credits: Boy A (2007), The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus (2009), Never Let Me Go (2010) Signature role: Eduardo Saverin, The Social Network (2010) Upcoming films: The Amazing Spider-Man

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he Kapalua Wine and Food Festivall celebrates 30 years on Maui with their annuall celebration of great wines of the world and the cuisine of Maui. (That means I wasn’t even 21 for the first one, I’m pleased to Kapalua Food & Wine Fes tival report.) The wine industry has come a long way over the last three decades, with tremendous growth in on specific regions.

The Grande Tasting has a new taste too, the United States. In 1985, America rica had 712 too incorporating our island bounty. A who’swineries; today there are more than 4,000. who social gathering, the event features over The Kapalua event has long been known 200 bottles from around the world. The for its Friday kick-off party, the Grande Friday night party follows the farm to table Tasting, which features hundreds of wines. trend by partnering with the Maui County New to the festival this year is a three-hourFarm Bureau and pairing our talented island long wine intro course on Thursday. Friday chefs with our equally skilled farmers. brings the festival golf tournament at the Bay Under the splendor of the Ritz Course and the Cab tasting. Saturday means Carlton’s Aloha Garden Pavilion, explore more wine tasting seminars, and festival an insane combination of chefs, farmers wine dinners. On Sunday there’ll be more and wine. The wine stations—which seminars, Farm Fresh with Peter Merriman number in the hundreds—include a and the finale, the Maui Seafood Festival, “Tour of California” selected by festival with live entertainment from An Den. host Fred Dame, “Southern Hemisphere” Today, passion for and knowledge of selected by Master Sommelier Andrew wine is no longer reserved for the elite.

McNamara, “Pacific Northwest Wines” Wines grown around the world are more and “European Wines” selected by Master approachable than ever, and Kapalua aims Sommelier Jay Fletcher and “Sparkling to aid in people’s palette education with the Wines” selected by Larry Stone.

Guild of Sommeliers introductory class on So raise a glass, loosen your belt Thursday, targeting local food and beverage and prepare for a taste sensation professionals. Here attendees, under the 30 years in the making. ■ guidance of Master Sommeliers, will take a tour of the wine growing regions of the world. There will be lively discussions led Got a hot food scoop? Contact Jen Russo at by the masters, some of whom are experts 808-280-3286 or fax to 808-244-0446.

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FRIDAY, JUNE 10 7:00 am – Shotgun Start Festival Golf Tournament, The Bay Course, Kapalua 1:30 pm – 3:00 pm Three Decades of Reserve Cab 6:00 pm – 9:00 pm The Grand Tasting – Maui Grown

SATURDAY, JUNE 11 11:00 am – 12:30 pm Pinots Meet Cheese 1:00pm – 2:30 pm A Drive Up Hwy 101 FESTIVAL WINEMAKERS DINNERS Location: Varies Wine and dine with Festival Winemakers at Sansei, Plantation House, Pineapple Grill, Banyan Tree, and Merriman’s Kapalua. For complete information on reserving space these awe-inspiring dinners and priceless opportunities, please visit the Festival website at kapalua.com or call the restaurant.

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hen Lisa Marino arino of Lahaina Grillâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;a vivacious foodie tipsterâ&#x20AC;&#x201D; recommends ds a new restaurant, my ears perk up.

And Lisa says the food is delicious at Teddyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Bigger Burger, the newest addition in the Lahaina Gateway Center, which also features the Melting Pot, Genki sushi, and Outback. Their casual counter-order Roy Yamagu burgers are served big and juicy, chi and Renae Anderson of Lahaina tells me their onion rings are terrific, too.. wines, and of course feature gorgeous Lahaina is hopping with new restaurant aurant views. action right now. At a recent visit to 505 views Satiate your curiosity at their prepre opening party Monday, June 20, where Front Street I was clued in by my old theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll raise funds for Puanana Leo o Maui.

Lahainaluna classmate Adam Clarke about Tickets can be purchased at Mala; for Spankyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Riptide, a new sports bar information call 667-9390. coming to the center. â&#x20AC;&#x153;We have been on The former Lahaina Oyster Bar will the search for a good location for the past be reincarnated into Fleetwoodâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s on year, and came close to going to Waikiki,â&#x20AC;?

Front Street. No opening date yet, but Says Clarke, a partner in the restaurant. fine wine is promised to be a virtue at â&#x20AC;&#x153;[But] when we found this spot we thought Mick Fleetwoodâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 14,000 square-foot hot [it] was great.â&#x20AC;? Spankyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Riptide is taking spot. Keep track of the progress on their over the former Bamboo Bar and Grill Facebook site. On the north end of Front location, and, says Clarke, aims to be an Street, Aloha Mixed Plate is now serving unpretentious watering hole for Maui folk breakfast starting at 8am. Chef Norman to hang out, watch the game and grab a Williams says the omelette ranchero is one bite. Can you say pau hana? of the most popular items, featuring green Amazing Maui Chef Mark Ellman is chilies, onions, salsa and jack cheese, but Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m getting ready to launch his newest culinary guessing their (ad)venture re in Lahaina, called Honu. th kalua pig Opening next door to his omelette and restaurant a loco moco Mala, moc are excellent, Honuâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s excell too. I menu will couldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t focus on resist the sustainablee Hawaiian seafoods Hawaiia sweet bread and will b French also offer toast.

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celebrates the opening of cele the original London location on June 14, 1971 with their J annual annu Burger Badge Bash, welcoming those who serve and welc protectâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;wielding defibrillators, prote guns or hosesâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;to enjoy 71 cent burgers. burge â&#x20AC;&#x153;Its one day out of the year we w get to honor our hard working worki community heroes,â&#x20AC;? says Hard Rock rep Jill Holley.

H Also celebrating an anniversary, ce Royâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Kahana is throwing a commemorating 20 years of bash co Hawaiian fusion cuisine. On Friday, Hawaiia June 17 Roy Yamaguchi is back on and hosting an â&#x20AC;&#x153;undergroundâ&#x20AC;?

Maui an dinnerâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;the theme and location are dinnerâ&#x20AC;&#x201D; top-secret, and I think the suspense top-secre making me hungrier. Then on is makin Saturday, June 18, the Kahana store for a private bash featuring closes down fo a walk-around food station. Yamaguchi has special guests lined up, including Ed Kenney from Town in Honolulu, Greg and Mary Sonnier from Gabrielle Restaurant in New Orleans and John Finger and Terry Sawyer, the Hog Island Oyster guys. Call 669-6999 to reserve your spot.

If youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re looking for kamaâ&#x20AC;&#x2DC;aina deals on the West side, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;o has half-off entrees for the month of June, while David Paulâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Island Grill is offering 50 percent off two entrees on Sundays and Mondays. Jayâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Place, the new spot at the Wharf, has a pizza deal: $6.50 for a slice, salad and drink.

Central Maui has also seen a recent surge in new dining options. On Wakea Street, Bistro Manila dishes Filipino cuisine.

On Hoohana Street, Da Sushi Bar is reopening; you may remember them from a few years back as the sushi arm at Wow Wee Maui Cafe. Over at Maui Mall, Taco Del Mar has re-opened, offering a chooseyour-own-style taqueria experience. And I keep hearing great things about Yum Yum, the newest plate lunch place in Wailuku Industrial on Kolu Street.

And finally, Haikuâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Max Bistro will be wishing founders John and Christina Graziano a bittersweet farewell as they hand over ownership to Paul Johnson. Aloha. â&#x2013;

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It’s no secret that Maui is one of the most popular wedding destinations in the world. The reasons—beautiful beaches, perfect weather, great food, amazing sunsets, laid-back people— are obvious. But there’s plenty about the Valley Isle’s wedding industry many people probably don’t know, and that’s where we come in, with a guide to everything from photographers to caterers to the best spot to hold your champagne toast, plus some outside-the-box, only-on-Maui ideas (underwater wedding anyone?).

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Annual skimboard competition offers good fun for an even better cause Fourth Annual Save Makena Skim Board Contest Saturday (June 11), 8am, Oneloa (Big Beach) at Makena State Park Free for spectators

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he state park doesn’t exist in a vacuum,” says Angie Hofmann, Save Makena’s community organizer and Youth Advisory Board member for Maui Tomorrow. “It exists within a whole community of places to live and be and work.”

that there are a lot of issues that surround an area with that kind of rapid growth,” she adds, citing hot button development projects like Wailea 670/Honua‘ula.

“I think what really blows people’s minds is when they see how much growth has already occurred and then learn how much

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n the island / We do it island style / From da mountain to da ocean / From da windward to da leeward side.” — Ka‘au Crater Boys, “Island Style” Like battles, friends and noses, skimboarding is all about picking the right wave. With skimboards in hand—i.e. the surfboard’s stouter, skinnier, skeg-less sister—riders stand on the sand several yards from the shore break and await the perfect moment.

Just after the wave breaks, but before it recedes (to maximize their relative speed), skimboarders run toward the surf, thrust their boards onto the wet sand and—with funambulists’ deft—leap-on for a hydroplaning ride into the rest of the oncoming set.

Skimboarding’s history can be traced to the 1920s in California (think adventurous—and maybe slightly bored— Laguna Beach lifeguards plus a pile of plywood). As the sport grew in popularity, the technique evolved as well. And those who’ve earned mad skills can then show off their amphibious acrobatics, carving and catching air off the coiling crests.

Organizations like the Hawaii Amateur Skimboarding League (HASL) aim to further the sport by encouraging members to make the step to sponsorship and professional competition; and local businesses like Maui Skimmers—a board manufacturer with a quarter-century tenure—not only outfit enthusiasts, but help give the local scene clout.

So it makes sense that both the HASL and Maui Skimmers are key sponsors of the Valley Isle’s own competitive installation, the ‘ohana-friendly, all-ages Save Makena Skim Board Contest—which this year marks its fourth installment with the Maui Melee 2011.

But as the event’s name implies, the contest is about more than sensational sport (and spectating)—it’s about the environment that inspires it. Makena— namely Oneloa (colloquially, Big Beach), part of the 164.4 acre Makena State Park— is one of our isle’s rarefied jewels, and partnering event presenters Save Makena and Maui Tomorrow aim to keep it that way. “

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Hoffman says her passion for the Makena area stems from having grown up in South Maui. And, as an avid skimboarder herself, the event is especially near and dear to her heart. Her holistic idea of Oneloa, too, aligns nicely with the theme of this year’s competition, “Malama Makena from the mountains to the sea.”

As described by Project Ka‘eo—a research effort supported by a grant from the Office of Hawaiian Affairs with matching funds from Maui Tomorrow—archaeological evidence shows that aboriginal Hawaiians lived in and cultivated the area’s natural abundance for more than a millennium, planting staple sweet potato patches in sandy loams and utilizing the abundance of the forests for “materials for housing, tools, medicine and canoe building.”

However, Project Ka‘eo reports, despite its scientific significance, knowledge of the area is still severely lacking, with “the majority of archaeological reviews [appearing] hurried, fragmented or unsupported,” as these “studies [have] been conducted to meet permitting requirements for golf course, resort and home construction.”

“Over the years, there’s been booming development,” says Hoffman. “It’s quite an interesting community in the sense

more has been approved on the land they call home,” says Hoffman. “[Save Makena’s] basic goal is that we want people to be aware of the issues as well as know how they can get involved to voice their opinion.”

At the same time, Hoffman emphasizes, the goal isn’t to stop all development.

Rather, she says, “it’s about identifying what it represents, who it represents and what we want future generations to inherit.”

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hough the deadline for entry into the 4th Annual Save Makena Skim Board Contest has passed, attendance is encouraged (park in the second, southernmost state park parking lot, and walk south). Spectators will enjoy light refreshments courtesy of restaurants like Flatbread Co. and Lulu’s Kihei, and get a chance to learn more about Save Makena and Maui Tomorrow’s initiatives at their informational booths. And who knows? You might be inspired to take up skimboarding yourself. ■

Learn more at savemakena.org, mauitomorrow.org & mauiskimmers.com

In the late 1970s, Blondie cleaned up the messiness of punk rock, but kept the distorted guitars and explosive drums and leaned heavily on synthesizers to develop what we now call New Wave.

Parallel Lines is a prime specimen of the genre and an album that rocketed Blondie out of New York’s underground scene and into mainstream America. “Sunday Girl” is a saccharine-sweet pop tune with handclaps and shimmering guitar reminiscent of The Archie’s “Sugar Sugar.” “Picture This,” with its infectious guitar hook, is a timeless tune with lyrics that tread oft-covered ground: infatuation.

“All I want is a photo in my wallet/A small remembrance of something more solid/All I want is a picture of you.” The most obvious homage to the first decade of rock n’ roll is the Buddy Holly’s cover, “I’m Gonna Love You Too.” (Though, unfortunately, the cover pales in comparison to the original.)

Things get much more interesting in “Will Anything Happen?”, when Blondie adroitly melds pop with punk edginess. Ironically, “Heart of Glass” bears no trace of Blondie’s punk rock and oldies influence— and became a disco anthem that can still be heard from time to time.

In fact, more than three decades later, this entire album still exudes explosive youth. - Ben Lowenthal

All albums reviewed in this space are available at Maui’s only record store, Requests (10 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-9315)

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BY BARRY WURST II

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Less Than â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Superâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; When does homage become shameless ripoff? J.J. Abrams ďŹ nds out Super 8

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oung Joe (played by newcomer Joel Courtney) lost his mother in a tragic accident.

His father (Kyle Chandler) is a small town sheriff and strict disciplinarian. Joeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s only escape is making a zombie movie with his cluster of friends, including his dream girl (Elle Fanning).

While filming one night in a train yard, they witness a spectacular locomotive crash in whichâ&#x20AC;Śsomething is unleashed.

J.J. Abrams directed Super 8, but it has producer Steven Spielbergâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s fingerprints all over it. Abramsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s recent Star Trek was a muscular, emotionally charged triumph, and proved he was a director to watch. Super 8 mostly proves that Abrams watched a lot of Spielberg movies growing up.

I wanted to love this movie.

Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a bird, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a plane, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s...certain death!

Unfortunately, it feels like a rehash of everything from E.T. to The Goonies to Close Encounters of the Third Kind. Homage is one thing, but Abramsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s screenplay is clumsily cobbled together from better films.

The ending is a big disappointment, as the last 30 minutes are clunky, poorly written and oozing with forced sentimentality. The final reel tries hard to

mix teary-eyed moments with flashy f/x, but winds up feeling rushed and sloppy.

The studio has kept this the summerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s most top-secret film and I wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t reveal exactly what the â&#x20AC;&#x153;creatureâ&#x20AC;? on the loose is. The thing from the train is seen only fleetingly for 80 percent of the running time, which makes it scarier. Once everything is in the open, however, I wanted

the creature to go away, so we could get back to the kids.

These young actors are great as is the offbeat love story at the heart of the film.

There are two truly terrific scenes. One is the train crash, the most intensely exciting of its kind since The Fugitive. The other is a tremendously moving revelation made while Courtney and Fanning (whoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s sensational) watch an old movie together.

The depiction of small town life in the â&#x20AC;&#x2122;80s feels authentic. Really, Super 8 is at its best without the spectacleâ&#x20AC;&#x201D; it would have been better off as a comedy. The proof of this is The Case, the cheaply made moviewithin-a-movie that plays over the end creditsâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s funnier and better than the lavish studio film that preceded it.

Abrams clearly had fun making thisâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;but is it possible he had too much fun? In the end, the result of all his effort is a selfindulgent bit of nostalgia that leaves the audience with very little. â&#x2013; To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1451f

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900 Front Street, Lahaina, 249-2222 (Matinees) Fast Five - PG13 - THU (1:00, 4:10), 7:10, 10:10.

The Hangover Part II - R - THU-FRI (12:00, 2:30, 5:00), 7:30, 10:00. SAT-SUN (12:00, 2:30), 5:00, 7:30, 10:00. MON-WED (12:00, 2:30, 5:00), 7:30, 10:00.

Judy Moody and the Not Bummer Summer - PG - FRI (12:15, 2:30, 4:45), 7:00, 9:30. SAT-SUN (12:15), 2:30, 4:45, 7:00, 9:30. MON-WED (12:15, 2:30, 4:45), 7:00, 9:30.

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2D) - PG13 - THU-FRI (12:20, 3:45), 6:55, 10:05. SAT-SUN (12:20), 3:45, 6:55, 10:05. MON-WED (12:20, 3:45), 6:55, 10:05.

X-Men: First Class - PG13 - THU-FRI (12:45, 4:00), 7:15, 10:15. SAT-SUN (12:45), 4:00, 7:15, 10:15. MON-WED (12:45, 4:00), 7:15, 10:15.

Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Matinees) Bridesmaids - R - THU-FRI (1:30, 4:20), 7:10, 10:00. SAT-SUN (1:30), 4:20, 7:10, 10:00. MON-WED (1:30, 4:20), 7:10, 10:00.

Judy Moody and the Not Bummer Summer - PG - FRI (12:30, 2:45, 5:00), 7:15, 9:30. SAT-SUN (12:30, 2:45), 5:00, 7:15, 9:30. MON-WED (12:30, 2:45, 5:00), 7:15, 9:30.

Jumping the Broom - PG13 - THU (11:40, 2:20, 5:00), 8:00 Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2D) - PG13-THU (11:00, 12:00, 2:15, 3:15, 5:30), 6:30, 8:30, 9:30. FRI (12:00, 3:15), 6:15, 9:30. SATSUN (12:00), 3:15, 6:15, 9:30. MON-WED (12:00, 3:15), 6:15, 9:30.

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (3D) - PG13 - THU (12:30, 3:45), 7:00, 10:00. FRI (12:30, 3:45), 6:50, 10:00. SAT-SUN (12:30), 3:45, 6:50, 10:00. MON-WED (12:30, 3:45), 6:50, 10:00.

Something Borrowed - PG13 - THU (1:55, 4:45), 7:15, 9:55.

Super 8 - PG13 - FRI (11:00, 11:30, 1:10, 1:40, 2:10, 3:50, 4:20, 4:50), 6:30, 7:00, 7:30, 9:10, 9:40, 10:10. SAT-SUN (11:00, 11:30, 1:10, 1:40, 2:10), 3:50, 4:20, 4:50, 6:30, 7:00, 7:30, 9:10, 9:40, 10:10. MON-WED (11:00, 11:30, 1:10, 1:40, 2:10, 3:50, 4:20, 4:50), 6:30, 7:00, 7:30, 9:10, 9:40, 10:10.

Thor (2D) - PG13 - THU-FRI (1:00, 2:45), 6:25, 9:15. SAT-SUN (1:00), 3:45, 6:25, 9:15. MON-WED (1:00, 3:45), 6:25, 9:15.

Thor (3D) - PG13 - THU-FRI (11:15, 2:00, 4:45), 7:30, 10:10. SAT-SUN (11:25, 2:05), 4:45, 7:25, 10:05. MON-WED (11:25, 2:05, 4:45), 7:25, 10:05.

Water For Elephants - PG13 - THU (1:45, 4:25), 7:05, 10:00.

X-Men: First Class - PG13 - THU (12:15, 12:45, 1:15, 3:30, 4:00, 4:30), 6:45, 7:15, 7:45, 9:45, 10:15. FRI (1:45, 12:15, 12:45, 3:00, 3:30, 4:00), 6:15, 6:45, 7:15, 9:15, 9:45, 10:15. SAT-SUN (11:45, 12:15, 12:45, 3:00), 3:30, 4:00, 6:15, 6:45, 7:15, 9:15, 9:45, 10:15. MON-WED (11:45, 12:15, 12:45, 3:00, 3:30, 4:00), 6:15, 6:45, 7:15, 9:15, 9:45, 10:15.

KA’AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center, 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm) Fast Five - PG13 - THU-WED 10:50, 1:35, 4:20, 7:05, 9:50.

The Hangover Part II - R - THU-TUE 10:40, 1:00, 2:20, 4:20, 4:40, 7:00, 7:05, 9:20, 9:50. WED 11:00, 1:10, 2:20, 4:20, 4:40, 7:00, 7:05, 9:20, 9:50.

Kung Fu Panda 2 (2D) - PG - THU 11:00, 11:45, 2:00, 3:30, 4:15, 5:45, 6:30, 8:00, 8:45. FRI-SAT 11:00, 11:45, 2:00, 3:30, 4:15, 5:45, 6:30, 8:00, 8:45, 10:45. SUN-WED 11:00, 11:45, 2:00, 3:30, 4:15, 5:45, 6:30, 8:00, 8:45.

Kung Fu Panda 2 (Dolby 3D) - PG - THU-WED 1:15, 10:15.

Kung Fu Panda 2 (Tech 3D) - PG - THU-WED 10:30, 12:45, 3:00, 5:15, 7:30, 9:45.

KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm) The Hangover Part II - R - THU 10:40, 1:00, 3:20, 5:$0, 8:00, 10:20. FRIWED 10:30, 1:05, 3:30, 5:50, 8:15, 10:30.

Midnight in Paris - PG13 - FRI-WED 10:45, 1:00, 3:15, 5:30, 7:45, 10:05.

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2D) - PG13 - THU 10:15, 1:10, 4:05, 7:00, 9:55. FRI-WED 10:15, 1:10, 4:10, 7:05, 10:00.

Win Win - R - THU 10:20, 12:40, 3:00, 5:20, 7:40, 10:00.

X-Men: First Class - PG13 - THU 10:15, 1:15, 4:05, 7:15, 10:00. FRI-WED 10:15, 1:00, 4:05, 7:00, 10:00.

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front Street, 249-2222 (Matinees) Bridesmaids - R - THU-FRI (1:45, 4:30), 7:15, 10:00. SAT-SUN (1:45), 4:30, 7:15, 10:00. MON-WED (1:45, 4:30), 7:15, 10:00.

Kung Fu Panda 2 (Tech 3D) - PG - FRI (2:00, 4:15), 7:00, 9:15. SAT-SUN (1:30), 4:00, 7:00, 9:15. MON-WED (1:30, 4:00), 7:00, 9:15.

Super 8 - PG13 - FRI (2:00, 4:45), 7:20, 9:50. SAT-SUN (2:00), 4:45, 7:20, 9:50. MON-WED (2:00, 4:45), 7:20, 9:50.

Thor (2D) - PG13 - THU (1:30, 4:15), 7:05, 9:45.

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MIDNIGHT IN PARIS - PG13 - Comedy The latest from Woody Allen stars Owen Wilson, Rachel McAdams and, presumably, rapid-fire existential dialogue. 94 min.

LAST CHANCE

chick falls for her best friend’s fiancee and then they all get killed by aliens. Sorry, kidding again. 110 min.

JUMPING THE BROOM - PG13 - Comedy - Two families from different sides of the tracks come together for a wedding and then they all get killed by aliens. Kidding about the last part—but we had you excited, didn’t we? 127 min.

WATER FOR ELEPHANTS - PG 13 Romance - What, no peanuts? 122 min.

SOMETHING BORROWED - PG13 - Comedy - A

WIN WIN - R - Comedy - A sleazy lawyer slash wrestling coach (Paul Giamatti) gets his comeuppance, possibly in the form of a half nelson. 106 min.

SUPER 8 - PG 13 - Sci.-Fi. - See this week’s film critique, opposite page. 127 min.

NOW SHOWING BRIDESMAIDS - R - Comedy - Gone wild. 124 min.

FAST FIVE - PG13 - Action - The sequel to Slow Four, or another one of those racing movies with Vin Diesel. You choose. 130 min.

THE HANGOVER PART II - R - Comedy - We’re holding out for The Hangover Part III: The Intervention. 102 min.

KUNG FU PANDA 2 - PG - Animated - Jack Black’s back as the rotund, butt-kicking Asian land mammal. Skee-doosh! 90 min.

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: ON STRANGER TIDES - PG 13 - Fantasy - Captain Jack’s back (yep, again) to steal some more booty. 137 min.

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THOR - PG13 - Fantasy - It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s a bastardized Greek god with a hammer! 130 min.

X-MEN: FIRST CLASS - PG13 - Sci-Fi Because mutants don’t ride coach. 131 min.

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Friday, June 10, 5pm, Bailey House Museum, Wailuku, $45/$50

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Hawaiian historian Samuel Kamakau wrote in 1870, that â&#x20AC;&#x153;all are dead who knew how to make the coverings... that made the wearers look dignified and proud and distinguished.â&#x20AC;? But the art of Hawaiian kapa-making (i.e. a painstakingly rendered traditional fabric made from the bast fibers of, often, paper mulberry called wauke) was revived some 100 years laterâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;and in 1987, cultural practitioners Wesley Sen, Hokulani Holt and Pua Van Dorpe held kapa-making workshops at the Bailey House Museum. Returning to the roots of this revitalizationâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;and in honor of Kamehameha Dayâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;Holt and Sen, with the Maui Historical Society and Bailey House Museum, present Hina & Maui: The Story of Hawaiian Tapa Making (Ka Moâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;olelo no ke Kapa o Hawaiâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;i Nei) this Friday. Holt has written original hula and cant that tells the legend of Hina and Maui, while Sen has fashioned one-of-a-kind costumes made of traditional kapa for the performers. In addition to the performance, antique kapa from the museumâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s collection will be exhibited, plus a presentation on kapa-making by Sen (who will conduct additional workshops earlier Friday and on Saturday). Seating is limited to 100 people, and attendees must be 21 years or older. 244-3326; baileyhousemuseum@clearwire.net; mauimuseum.org

Fact: Superheroes wear silly costumes. Why? Because theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re saving peopleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s lives, so they get to wear whatever they damned well please. Take the philanthropic fraternity of the Shriners, for example. The Master Masons can wear tasseled Turkish fezzes and tootle about in tiny cars at parades because their network of 22 nonprofit hospitals treat children with orthopaedic conditions regardless of their guardiansâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; ability to pay. See? Superman stuff. One young Mauian whoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s been helped by the Shriners is 13-year-old Ocean Langolisâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;a sparkling, perceptive-beyond-heryears Upcountry girl. Ocean spent the last two years hospitalized on the Mainlandâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;having undergone six surgeries for her congenital short femurâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;and has finally returned home this week. To express her gratitude, sheâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s spearheaded a beneďŹ t to give back to Maui Shriners Transportation and Shriners Hospitals for Children Honolulu this Saturday at Stella Blues, with a â&#x20AC;&#x153;Tropical Twilightâ&#x20AC;? concert featuring Jimmy Mac and the Kool Kats plus Gail Swanson (as well as a bad-ass auction that includes a Stratocaster signed by the likes of Willie Nelson, the Doobie Brothers, Mick Fleetwood and more). Come out to help this super causeâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;and the super girl behind it. 874-3779; stellablues.com / wickedsistersproduction.com

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Republik Your Lips Sunday (June 12), 3pm doors / 4pm show, Yokouchi Pavilion / A&B Amphitheater, Maui Arts & Cultural Center, $39.50/$45

“There’s a feeling comes a-steeling / And it sets my brain a-reeling / When I’m listening to the music of a military band / Any tune like “Yankee Doodle” / Simply sets me off my noodle / It’s that patriotic something that no one can understand.” Those are lesser-known lyrics from “You’re A Grand Old Flag” by George M. Cohan—lyrics that do a brainworm wiggle in my head around patriotic holidays.

Speaking of which, United States Flag Day is Tuesday (June 14), and it commemorates the high-flying stars and stripes that’ve had 27 incarnations since 1777, the most recent on July 4, 1960, following Hawaii’s statehood. Though if an alien were to case an 808 neighborhood—and see swathes of Bob Marley flags illuminated in every other window—they might think we represent red, gold and green instead of red, white and blue. A patriotic celebration in its own right, The Republik Music Festival—the state’s largest concert series this summer—is the chance for roots, rock and reggae revelers to wave their colors proudly to music that inspires their zeal for Zion. Featuring five huge headliners, this BAMP Project tour hops from Hawaii Island to Oahu to Maui to Kauai, and is part of the Hard Rock Cafe’s 40th anniversary celebration. Biggest on the bill is Steel Pulse, who made their international debut on a live broadcast the night of Bob Marley’s funeral in 1981. The group saw red in the late ‘70s after being denied concert dates in the Caribbean (curiously, because of their Rastafarian beliefs), so they enlisted with England’s Rock Against Racism campaign with progressive stage acts that included a parody of the Klu Kulx Klan. Also headlining is Hasidic Jewish reggae musician Matisyahu, who many Mauians may have discovered thanks to the Maui Film Festival’s screening of the 2005 documentary Awake Zion, which explores the connections between Judaism and Rastafarianism. Hailing from the Golden State are The Dirty Heads—who visited the Valley Isle last November when opening for Sublime with Rome—and Santa Barbara’s Rebelution. And repping “rootsie roots” from our lovely fleet of islands is none other than The Green. Tickets are available through the MACC’s box office or at Requests, Old Lahaina Book Emporium, Hard Rock Cafe and Green Banana Internet Cafe. 242-SHOW (7469); mauiarts.org / bampproject.com

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This lively Maui mainstay event is back with an evening of Japanese taiko drumming with the Hajicho Drummers from Japan, San Jose Taiko from California, andâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;of courseâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;Mauiâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s own Zenshin Daiko. $20 adults/$10 keiki 12-years-old or younger.

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667-4540; maui.hyatt.com/cirquepolynesia.com

TICKETS ON SALE HALIE LOREN - Thu, June 16. This Oregon songbird is wildly popular in Japan, and last September serenaded happy Maui audiences who are all eager for her return. Check her out her unique jazz style at Stellaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s intimate concert venue, alongside Mauiâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s own Marcus Johnson, Gene Argel and Tom Conway. Reservations a must. $15. 7pm. Stella Blues Cafe, 1279 S. Kihei Rd., # 201, Kihei; 874-3779; stellablues.com MAUI UNITED WAYâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S 42ND ANNUAL MEETING & RECOGNITION LUNCHEON - Join the organizationâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s celebratory recognition of our communityâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s accomplishments over the past 2010-2011 Live United Campaign. RSVP by June 9. $35. 11:30am1:30pm. Kahili Golf Course, Nahele Ballroom, 2500 Honoapiilani Hwy., Wailuku; 244-8787; admin@ mauiunitedway.org; mauiuntedway.org NA KOA IKAIKA BASEBALL - Want to root, root, root for the home team? Cheer your heart out at some (or all!) of the 48 home games this season (May through August). Next series starts Saturday, June 18 against the Lake County Fielders. VIP seating $13 single/$528 season; stadium seating $9 single/$352 season; general admission $6 single/$220 season; military & keiki $4 single/$176 season. Ichiro â&#x20AC;&#x153;Ironâ&#x20AC;? Maehara Stadium, 700 Halia Nakoa St., Wailuku; 877-8880

HELL CAMINOS, WHITE ROSE AND RAISED BY WOLVES - Sat, June 11. Honoluluâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s ďŹ nest psychobilly boys plus China Townâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s best country band join forces with Haikuâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s punk rock trio de force. Charleyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Restaurant & Saloon, 142 Hana Hwy., Paia; 579-8085; charleysmaui.com

4 FATHERS/4 SONS: HAWAIIAN SLACK KEY ARTISTS - Sat, June 18. Celebrate Fatherâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Day weekend with four famous Hawaiian musical families: Dennis and David Kamakahi; George and Keoki Kahumoku; Kevin and Ikaika Brown; and Richard and Kai Hoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;opiâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;i. $25. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, McCoy Studio Theater, 242-SHOW (7469); mauiarts.org

THE REPUBLIK MUSIC FESTIVAL - Sun, June 12. As part of Hard Rock CafĂŠâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 40th Anniversary Celebration, BAMP Project presents The Republik Music Festivalâ&#x20AC;&#x201D; the stateâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s biggest summer concert series. Features Steel Pulse, Matisyahu, Rebelution, The Dirty Heads and The Green. See This Weekâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Picks for more. $39.50 advance/$45 door. 4pm (gates open at 3pm). A&B Amphitheater & Yokouchi Pavillion, MACC; One Cameron Way, Kahului; 242-SHOW (7469); mauiarts.org

THE STYLISTICS - Fri, June 18. Keeping â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;70s soul music alive, Philadelphiaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s The Stylisticsâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;whoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve been rockinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; the scene since â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;66â&#x20AC;&#x201D;will play a special Fatherâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Day weekend show on Maui. Tickets now available for MACC members, with sales open to the public starting Sat, May 28. $35/$45/$55. 7pm.

Maui Arts and Cultural Center, Castle Theater, 242SHOW (7469); mauiarts.org

STAGE PROARTS PRESENTS â&#x20AC;&#x153;GREATER TUNAâ&#x20AC;? - Fri, Sat and Sun through June 12. Final weekend! A cast of just two welcomes you to Tuna, Texasâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;where the population is small, but the personalities are big.

Starring Tom Althouse and Jonathan Lehman. A play by Jaston Williams, Joe Sears and Ed Howard.

Directed by Doug Kendrick. Contains some mild adult content. $15/$20. 7:30pm Friday & Saturday.

3pm Sunday. ProArts Playhouse, Azeka (Makai) Shopping Center, 1280 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei; 463-6520; proartspaciďŹ c.com ONO (ONE NIGHT ONLY) SHOW: â&#x20AC;&#x153;EIGHT WEEKSâ&#x20AC;? BY DAVID MICHAELS - Mon, June 13. A special reading of a new screenplay about a middle-aged man who achieves incredible success only to learn he has terminal cancer. Free. 6:30pm. Iao Theater, 68 N. Market St., Wailuku; 242-6969; mauionstage.com CIRQUE POLYNESIA - Mon-Sat. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Cirque du Soleil-esque with a uniquely Polynesian twist. Enjoy amazing high-wire acts, aerial acrobatics, illusions, and mind-boggling contortionists. $62+ (ask about deals for keiki and kamaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;aina). 6pm. Hyatt Regency Maui Resort & Spa, 200 Nohea Kai Dr., Kaanapali;

KI HOâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ALU GUITAR FESTIVAL - Sun, June 26. Enjoy the 20th Anniversary of Mauiâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Ki Hoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;alu (Slack Key) Guitar Festival with some of Hawaiiâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s best slack key artists. Free. 2-7pm. A&B Amphitheater & Yokouchi Pavilion, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 242-SHOW (7469); mauiarts.org MAUI ONSTAGE PRESENTS â&#x20AC;&#x153;CHICAGOâ&#x20AC;? - Fri, Sat & Sun, July 8-31. The hottest musical on-isle this summer cometh! Ticket sales begin Wednesday, June 8. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s sure to be a sell-out so get your tickets quick, OK? Tickets available at If the Shoe Fits (Wailuku) and Lava Java (Kihei). $15-$40. Fridays and Saturdays, 7:30pm. Sundays, 3pm. Iao Theater, 68 N. Market St., Wailuku; 242-6969; mauionstage.com SESAME STREET LIVE, 1-2-3 IMAGINE! WITH ELMO & FRIENDS - Fri, Sat & Sun, July 29-31. Elmo, Abby Cadabby, Big Bird and all your kidsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; favorite Sesame Street characters will be on hand to entertain. Full of energy and adventure, Ernie captains the high seas, Elmo dances to the rhythm of the African rainforest and Bert meets an octopus who has the blues. Too cool. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 242-SHOW (7469); mauiarts.org JIM BRICKMAN - Sun, Aug 7. Brickman is a platinum-selling artist whoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s celebrated for revolutionizing the sound of solo piano with pop instruments and

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Thirsty Thursday Ladies’ Night / DJ Jamn J 9pm; no cover

Bottoms Up Nightclub w/ DJ C, DJ LX & Emcee Jay-J, 10pm; $10

UFC / Rock & Roll Night w/ DJ Diesel Dave 9pm; no cover

Republik Music Festival Official After Party 10pm; $10

MON - Open Mic Jam Sesh w/ host Terri Garrison, 8pm / WED - Karaoke Night w/ Braddah Francis, 9pm

AMBROSIA

Jamie Gallo, 7pm / Old School Thursdays w/ DJ Del Sol, 10pm

Whatever You Want w/ DJ AstroRaph,10pm

Sunrize Saturdaze w/ DJ Decka, 10pm

ULTRA w/ DJ CIA, 10pm

MON – Cocktails for a Cause; Toby Couture & Amelia Nelson, 9pm / TUE – Dirty House Tuesdays w/ DJ La Rage / WED – Maui’s HI-5 Night (S.I.N.) w/ DJs Del Sol & CIA, 10pm

Live Music

Live Music

Inna Vision w/ Kohumua 10pm; $15

Electric Glow Bash w/ DJ Kurt & DJ Trevor 10pm; $5

Wavetrain 9pm; $5

Mana’o Radio Orchestra

Hell Caminos, White Rose, and Raised by Wolves

Junior & Oren 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Caroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Caroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Erin Smith 7:30-10pm; no cover

MON - Peter D, 7:30-10pm / TUE - Live Jazz, 7-10pm / WED - Ryan Palma, 7:30-10pm (no cover)

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-1011

CARY & EDDIE’S HIDEAWAY 500 N. Puunene Ave., Kahului - 873-6555

CASANOVA

1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S

142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

COOL CAT CAFE

Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina - 667-0908

WED - Wild Wahine Wednesday w/ DJ Blast & Chilltown, 10pm; $10

Friday’s in the Sky Lounge w/ DJ CIA

DAVID PAUL’S ISLAND GRILL 900 Front St., Lahaina - 662-3000

DIAMONDS ICE BAR

Industry Night

Live Music 10pm; no cover

Roots Judgment 10pm; no cover

Jordan & Wolf 10pm; no cover

MON - Gomega / TUE - Rampage (all sets 10pm; no cover)

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB

Quiz Night 8pm; no cover

Jessica & Kanoa 10pm; no cover

Arise 10pm; no cover

Sebrina Barron 10pm; no cover

MON – Live Music / TUES - Jordan & Wolf / WED - Jessica & Kanoa (all sets 10pm; no cover)

Karaoke & Darts

Roots Judgment 9pm-12am; no cover

UFC

Karaoke & Darts

WED - Free Pool

Rampage 9pm-close; no cover

Dat Guyz 9pm-close; no cover

Home Brew 9pm-close; no cover

Karaoke Industry Night

MON - Karaoke, 8pm-close / TUE - Junior Lacuesta WED - Jordan Cudworth & Open Mic Night

Lahaina Open Mic Night 9pm

Sounds of Addiction 8pm

Bingo Pajama 4:30-7:30pm

MON - Erin Smith 7:30-10pm; TUE - Founders’ Day w/ Benjamin Jay and Andrew Stauffer, plus Kanoa and Jessica Rabbitt / WED - Damien, 7:30-10pm

Karaoke

Karaoke

1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-9299

1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

GREEN LEAF SPORTS BAR 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-8010

HARD ROCK CAFE

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

ISANA

515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-8199

star-studded vocal collaborations. $25/ $35/ $50/ $65 (VIP). 3pm. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 242-SHOW (7469); mauiarts.org SPIN DOCTORS - Sat, Aug 20. The two princes who adore you will have to compete to see who gets to be your date at the Spin Doctors concert. $55. 8pm.

Royal Lahaina Resort, 2780 Kekaa Dr., Lahaina; 1-877-GROOV (47668); groovetikets.com SAVE THE DATE: KU MAI KA HULA 2011 INTERNATIONAL HULA COMPETITION - Sat, Sept 10. The sixth anniversary of this illustrious invitational, presented by Kauahea Inc. and the Maui Arts & Cultural Center. Featuring group and solo performances in kahiko (traditional) and ‘auana (modern) adult male and female categories. For more information, call the MACC’s director of cultural programs, Hokulani Holt at 243-4269. 1-6pm. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; mauiarts.org

FOODIE LOCAL FLAVORS CHEF DEMONSTRATIONS - Sat, June 11. Part of the 31st annual Upcountry Fair, Whole Foods Market and Slow Food Maui present a series of chef demonstrations: Chef Jana McMahon re: local fruits (9:30am), Chef Susan “Teton” Campbell re: local veggies (10:30am), and Chef Belinda Boling re: Kumu Farm corn (11:30am). Plus, be sure to check out the Classic Crawlers in Paradise - Hawaii Chapter’s antique farm machinery exhibit. (P.S. The fair continues on Sun, June 12. See Events for more.) 8am-4pm. Oskie Rice Field & Arena, Olinda Rd., Makawao; 870-9031; upcountryfair@ gmail.com; upcountryfairmaui.com BENEFIT FOR LOKELANI INTERMEDIATE’S SCHOOL GARDENS AT MONKEYPOD KITCHEN - Tue, June 14. Twenty percent of net dinner receipts collected during Monkeypod’s dinner service hours will be donated to Lokelani Intermediate’s new school garden program involving more than 600 students; a collaborative effort between South Maui School Gardens Project and Community Work Day. 5-10pm. Monkeypod Kitchen by Merriman, 10 Wailea Gateway Pl., Unit B-201; 891-2322 GIVE BACK WEDNESDAYS AT BUZZ’S WHARF-

During the month of June, Buzz’s Wharf Restaurant will donate 10 percent of food sales on Wednesdays to Na Hoaloha - Neighbors Helping Neighbors. The Wailuku non-profit recruits volunteers to help seniors remain in their homes and independent. To participate in the fundraiser, visit buzzswharf.com for a 10 percent-off coupon. 244-5426; naholoha.org

ANNOUNCEMENTS PUBLIC LIBRARIES OBSERVE KAMEHAMEHA DAY Because the Hawai’i State Library System knows we bookworms need our fix, the Kahului, Kihei and Lahaina public libraries will be open on Kamehameha Day (Friday, June 10). But in observance of the holiday, all public libraries will be closed on Saturday, June 11. For branch hours or to learn more about the HSLS, visit their website at librarieshawaii.org.

SAVE THE DATE: INTERNATIONAL SURFING DAY - Sun, June 19 (Father’s Day). Bring your father to care for mother earth. Presented by Surfrider Foundation, Barefoot Wine and Surfing Magazine.

Free yoga class by Kahului Community Yoga Center (8am), beach cleanup (9-11:30am), free lunch by Flatbread Co. and entertainment by Barefoot Minded, plus games and prizes (12-3pm). Free. Kanaha Beach Park, Kahului; ww2.surfrider.org/maui GET READY: MAUI ONSTAGE AUDITIONS SOON Mon, June 20. All ages, voice types, body types and performance experiences are welcome to audition for “The Garden of BE,” written by Tess Cartwright and directed by Steven Dascoulias (running September 23 to October 2). Please prepare an uptempo song and character monologue (less than four minutes, total), plus bring a headhshot and resume.

Call to schedule an appointment. 6-10pm. Iao Theater, 68 N. Market St., Wailuku; 244-8680 “I LOVE MARINE LIFE” PHOTO CONTEST - All entries must have been photographed in Maui waters or at the Maui Ocean Center, with a marine animal as its subject. A panel of judges from the aquarium will select 10 finalists and aquarium guests will cast their votes for the “People’s Choice” winner.

Finalists will receive a One Day Journey Pass and the two grand prize winners will receive an Annual

Karaoke

WED - Karaoke

Journey Pass, plus free admission to the Maui Photo Festival’s opening night gala. Submissions accepted starting in June (with an August 1 deadline). Visit mauioceancenter.com for contest details.

Mapenzi Marimba Ensemble and help bring fresh water to a village in Kenya and establish organic farming of traditional crops. $15-$20 donation. 5pm. 53 Palulu (off Hana Hwy. via Hohani Pl.), Haiku

SIGN UP FOR SUMMER READING PROGRAMS AT YOUR LOCAL LIBRARY - Daily. Readers of all ages are invited to participate in the five-week-long 2011 HSPLS Summer Reading Program “One World, Many Stories,” conducted May 31 through July 1. The free, five-week program features outstanding familyfriendly storytelling performances by noted actors and artists. Participants who visit the library weekly and read at least one book per week are eligible to receive a free weekly reading incentive, while supplies last.

Contact your local library for starting dates and guidelines. Free.; librarieshawaii.org

RAISING THE VIBRATION 2011 TOUR - Human returns to Maui with his roots, rock, country style of acoustic jamming. Opening performances by Rainbow Mana and Michael Sky. Traditional Hawaiian dinner available for purchase, with proceeds benefitting the Kipahulu Community Center and Hawaiian Village Building Project. $5. 6pm. Kipahulu Kitchen, Kipahulu; 541-840-6698; thehumanrevolution.org

GOOD DEED = CLEAN GARAGE - Daily. Got usable paint, clothes or household items? In the spirit of laulima, get it out of the garage/garbage and into hands who can can make good use of it, by taking it to the Community Work Day Program. 8am-4:30pm. Community Work Day Program Headquarters, 420A Old Puunene Ave., Puunene; 877-2524; cdwhawaii.org

EVENTS THURSDAY, JUNE 9 KEIKI DANCE CLUB SUMMER JAM & SHOW Thursdays beginning today through July 28. Funky fitness and creative dance enrichment for keiki fiveto nine-years-old. Includes music rehearsal CD, dance journal, flower lei at performance (Sat, July 30; 11am) and a pizza party. $100. 11am-1pm. Studio 95 Yoga & Dance, 95 Makawao Ave., Pukalani; 205-0908; karyneecontreras@gmail.com

FRIDAY, JUNE 10 HAWAIIAN KAPA WORKSHOPS - Wesley Sen, a Hawai’i Island kapa artist, will present a workshop on kapa dye making and kapa decorating. Continues on Saturday, June 11. See also, “Hina & Maui” in Big Shows. $30. 10am-2pm. Bailey House Museum, 2375A Main St., Wailuku; 244-3326; mauimuseum.org BENEFIT FOR THE BRIDGE INITIATIVE - Dance to the

SOUL SESSIONS WITH ERIC GILLIOM - Enjoy this local boy’s unique soul, funk and R&B stylings that aggrandize his lifetime of musical influence. $15.

7:30pm. Stella Blues Cafe, 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei; 874-3779; stellablues.com ALANA CINI’S BIRTHDAY BASH WITH MAUI UNDERGROUND - Enjoy the extraordinary hypnotic sounds of Maui Underground, and Alanamana’s electric digeridoo. Featuring Greg diPiazza (vocals, harmonica, guitar), Brian Cuomo (keys), Indio (drums), and special guests Josh Greenbaum (drums), Brent Lewis (djembe), and more. 8:30pm-1am. Stopwatch Sports Bar, 1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao; 572-1380 SUMMER UPLIFTMENT TOUR - Inna Vision and Kohumua take to the Casanova stage. Get ready by listening to the former’s latest, “Ashes Four Your Urn.” $15. 10pm. Casanova, 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao, 572-0220

SATURDAY, JUNE 11 HONOLUA BAY CLEANUP - Protect and preserve scenic Honolua Bay with the Surfrider Foundation.

Projects include—but not limited to—painting, fixing trails and general cleanup. Free. 8am. Surfers’ Access Road, Honolua Bay; ww2.surfrider.org/maui 31ST ANNUAL UPCOUNTRY FAIR - Celebrating the upcountry ranching and farming lifestyle with this year’s theme “Nana ‘Ike Kumu” (Look to the Source), in efforts to develop youths’ interest in agriculture, animal husbandry and ranching. Features the ‘Ohana Ranch Rodeo (10am-4pm daily), Maui style grinds and entertainment by George Kahumoku Jr., Benny Uyet-

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JAVA JAZZ

Guest Performer 7pm - close; no cover

Tracy Stiles 7pm - close; no cover

Rick Glencross 7pm - close; no cover

Farzad & Mike Madden 7pm - close; no cover

MON - Farzad & Mike Madden / TUE - Ras Shaggai / WED - Rick Glencross

KAHALE’S

Vince Esquire

Kenny Roberts

Eight Track Players

Kahala

MON through WED - Da-Ha-Y-Ns

KIMO’S

1810 6:30-8:30pm

1810 8-10pm

Ben & Glenn 8-10pm

Willie K, 3-5 pm / Sam Ahia, 6:30-8:30pm

MON through WED Sam Ahia, 6:30-8:30pm

Bad Kitty 8-11pm; no cover

Mango Pickers and Billy & The Bad Dogs, 6pm12am; no cover

Swat I’m Talking ‘Bout 8pm-12am; no cover

Gina Martinelli 7-10pm; no cover

MON - Karaoke Fun Night, 6pm-1am / TUE - Pool Night, 6pm-1am / WED - Kiwi Cowboys, 7-10pm (all no cover)

KOBE STEAKHOUSE

Karaoke & Dancing w/ Aunty Toddy Lilikoi 9:30-close; no cover

Karaoke & Dancing w/ Aunty Toddy Lilikoi 9:30-close; no cover

LONGHI’S LAHAINA

Crazy Fingers 9pm-1am; no cover Karaoke w/ Manino 7:30-11pm; no cover

MON - Service Industry Night WED - Karaoke w/ Manino, 7:30-11 pm

3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 875-7711

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

KIWI ROADHOUSE

95 E. Lipoa St., Ste A101, Kihei - 874-1250

136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

LULU’S KIHEI

1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

LULU’S LAHAINA

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

Live Music & Dancing

Live Music & Dancing / DJ Canespider, 11pm-close

Easy Listening w/ Neto 8-10pm DJ AstroRaph, 10pm-close

Howard Ahia

Cyrus Clark

Status Saturday Nights feat. DJ Twizy, DJ Jem and DJ Treb, plus Philly Blunt & Money Mike, 10pm; $10

Old School Night 9pm-1am; $5

MAUI BEACH HOTEL

170 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului - 872-9301

MERRIMAN’S

1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MON - All Access DJs, 10pm / TUE “Lahaina Idol” Karaoke w/ Troy, 9pm-12am / WED - Kenny Roberts, 5-8pm (all no cover)

Ranga Pae

Ranga Pae

MOANA CAFE

Ranga Pae

Ranga Pae

DJ Music

71 Baldwin Ave., Paia - 579-9999

TUE - David Choy / WED - Ranga Pae TUE - Open Mic Night

MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S - LAHAINA

Evan Shulman, 7-9:30pm / 1810, 9:30-11:30pm

Mark Burnett, 7-9pm / Joshua “Catfish” Cathey , 9pm-12am

Evan Shulman, 7-9:30pm

Joshua “Catfish” Cathey Open Jam, 6:30-11:30pm

MON - Tuley & Lanika Tapii, 7-9:30pm / TUE - Kenny Roberts, 7-9:30pm / WED - Kamaka Camarillo 6:30-9pm; Catfish 9-11:30pm

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE

Murray Thorne 6:30-8:30pm / Pub Quiz Night w/ Trish “The Dish” Smith, 9pm-12am

Gail Swanson 6:30-8:30pm

Alika Nako’oka, 7-10pm / Ryan Robinson, 10pm12am

The Celtic Tigers w/ The Mad Bagpiper, 6:30-9:30pm / Big John, 10pm-12am

MON - SLAM feat. David Choy, 7-9:30pm; Rocking ‘80s Party 10pm-12am / TUE - TBA / WED - Alika Nako’oka 7-9pm

Speed Dating 6-7:30pm

DJ Stylz 10pm; no cover

844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758

100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

OCEANS BAR & GRILL 1819 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-2414

ake, The Shamrocks, Jah Residentz and more. Continues on Sunday, June 12. 8am-4pm. Oskie Rice Field & Arena, Olinda Rd., Makawao; 870-9031; upcountryfair@gmail.com; upcountryfair.com 4TH ANNUAL SAVE MAKENA SKIM BOARD COMPETITION - Maui Tomorrow and Save Makena partner with the Amateur Skim Board League and Maui Skimmers for this year’s event. With the theme “Malama Makena from the mountains to the sea,” this familyfriendly skim board competition is open to competitors of all ages. See page 17 for more. 8am. Oneloa (Big Beach), Makena State Park; savemakena.org / mauitomorrow.org / hawaiiskimboardleague.com HAWAIIAN KAPA WORKSHOPS - Wesley Sen, a Hawai’i Island kapa artist, will present a workshop on kapa dye making and kapa decorating. Continued from Friday, June 10. See also, “Hina & Maui” in Big Shows. $30. 9am-1pm. Bailey House Museum, 2375-A Main St., Wailuku; 244-3326; mauimuseum.org FATHER’S DAY CELEBRATION - Pop’s often the one financing trips to the mall (a la “Married With Children”)—so do right by Dad this Saturday and treat him instead 10am-2pm. Queen Kaahumanu Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului, 877-7012; queenkaahumanucenter.com THE SEED PROJECT - Every Sat. An ongoing event for keiki eight-to 18-years-old, helping redirect focus—and futures—with multimedia workshops.

Followed by concert evenings at the farmers’ market stage. 1-4pm. Green Dragon Farmers’ Market, Kahului Shopping Center, 65 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; groupspaces.com/theseedproject 52ND MISS MAUI FILIPINA SCHOLARSHIP PAGEANT - Five lovely contestants vie for the crown of Miss Maui Filipina, competing in five phases of competition (a pre-pageant interview, swimsuit, talent, speech and onstage interview). The theme of this year’s pageant is “Education is the Essence of Progress.” Proudly presented by the Maui Filipino Community Council. $25. 6:30-9:30pm. Hyatt Maui

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Resort & Spa, 200 Nohea Kai Dr., Kaanapali; 2640871; missmauifilipina.webs.com HUI LANAKILA - Live performance at center stage.

Free. 1pm. Maui Mall, 70 E. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 877-8952; mauimall.com OPENING RECEPTION: “SEPARATION ANXIETY” - A group show curated by Amanda and Katie Aymar, featuring fiber art and print works by eclectic Maui-based fine artists. Participating artists were asked to create works for an incorporated string installation and collaborative rumination about the discomfort of change. Free. 6-9pm. Paia Tattoo Parlor, 120 Hana Hwy. (upstairs), Paia, 579-8515; paiatattooparlor.com; @paiatattoo on Twitter ELECTRIC GLOW BASH - Snip snap your glows sticks and bus’ out your best-in-blacklight threads (i.e. if you’re gonna wear white, make shua no’ mo’ stains, eh?) because DJ Kurt and DJ Trevor are bringing the beats to create a “bass-filled glow land.” 10pm-1am. $5. Casanova, 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao; 572-0220 CANE FIRE - Even cooler than this band’s evocative name is their style of groovin’. Check them at out at their inaugural performance at Three’s. Free. 10pm-1am.

Three’s Bar & Grill, 1945-G, S. Kihei Rd., Kihei; 879-3133

SUNDAY, JUNE 12 31ST ANNUAL UPCOUNTRY FAIR - Continued from Saturday, June 11. Keiki will delight in the games, contests and prizes, as well as horse rides

by Thompson Ranch. Plus, shop for farm fresh produce and locally made goods, and enjoy entertainment by Uncle Richard Ho’opi’i and his ‘ohana, Hawaiian Serenaders, ‘Ukulele Pops Band, Country Band, and Marty Dread. 8am-4pm. Oskie Rice Field & Arena, Olinda Rd., Makawao; 870-9031; upcountryfair@gmail.com; upcountryfair.com FREE CHILDSHIFT YOUTH GROUP - A rockin’ youth group for keiki 8-to 17-years old. A safe, fun space for youth to connect, grow meaningful relationships, become leaders and be of service to their

community. Activities include open mic nights, spiritual cinema, yoga, theater and much more. Free.

10:30-12:30pm. Temple of Peace, 575 Haiku Rd., Haiku; childshift.com/575-2165 REPUBLIK MUSIC FESTIVAL OFFICIAL AFTER PARTY - Head to the Ale House for more reggae music and to rub elbows with the stars. $10. 10pm. Kahului Ale House, 355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului; 877-9001

MONDAY, JUNE 13 FREE HULA SHOW - Cute keiki show of their swaying skills. Cheer them on. 10am. Queen Kaahumanu Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 877-7102; queenkaahumanucenter.com COCKTAILS FOR A CAUSE - This and every Monday (beginning this June), Ambrosia donates a portion of the evening’s proceeds to a worthy Maui non-profit.

This week benefits Keiki Kokua and is augmented by the tunes of Toby Couture and Amelia Nelson. Ambrosia Martini Lounge, 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei; 891-1011

TUESDAY, JUNE 14 HARD ROCK CAFE’S FOUNDERS’ DAY - Celebrate the day the Hard Rock was founded with Benjamin Jay and Andrew Stauffer, plus Kanoa and Jessica Rabbit. Hard Rock Cafe, 900 Front St., Lahaina; 667-7400

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 15 SLACK KEY SHOW – Masters of Hawaiian Music - George Kahumoku Jr. hosts this Grammy Awardwinning concert series. Co-hosted by Da Ukulele Boyz, a different guest artist is featured each week.

Dinner/show package available with Sea House Restaurant (adjacent to the concert hall; 5:30pm seating). $39.99. 7:30-9:30pm. Napili Kai Beach Resort Pavilion, 5900 L. Honoapiilani Rd.,Napili; 6693858; slackkey.com/napilikai.com YOU SHALL RECEIVE TOTAL ENLIGHTENMENT Every Wednesday night is Red Carpet Movie Night at Ambrosia—and this month is Bill Murray month!

Tonight’s feature is none other than “Caddyshack,”

so you’ve got that going for you. Gunga galunga!

7:30pm. Ambrosia Martini Lounge, 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei; 891-1011 WOW! WAILEA ON WEDNESDAYS - This week, Oahu’s Bobby Moderow Jr. plays contemporary Hawaiian slack-key. 6:30-8pm. The Shops at Wailea, 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., Wailea; shopsatwailea.com

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI CANOES - Fri & Sat, Ras Shaggai 5:30-8:30pm; Sun, Indapkt 3-6pm. 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0937.

COOL CAT CAFE - Every Thu, Junior & Oren 7:30-10pm; Every Fri & Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Every Sun, Erin Smith 7:30-10pm; Every Mon, Peter D 7:30-10pm; Every Tue, live Jazz 7-10pm; Every Wed, Ryan Palma 7:30-10pm.

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DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Thu, Damien 3–5pm, Garrett & Peter 6–8:30pm; Fri, Garrett 3-5pm, Kulewa 6-8:30pm; Sat, Tim 3-5pm, Kulewa 6-8:30pm; Sun, Tim 3-5pm, Tim & Miles 6-8:30pm; Every Mon, Brian 3-5pm, Tim & Edee 6-8:30pm; Every Tue & Wed, Brian 3-5pm, Alika & Eddie 6-8:30pm. 130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Lahaina, 662-2900.

HARD ROCK CAFE - Thu, All-ages Open Mic Night 9pm; Fri, Sounds of Addiction 8pm; Sun, Bingo Pajama 4:307:30pm; Mon, Erin Smith 7:30-10pm; Tue, Jessica Rabbitt 7:30-10pm; Wed, Damien 7:30-10pm. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7400.

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JAVA JAZZ - Thu, Rene Alonzo; Fri & Sat, Farzad & Mike Madden; Sun, Brian Cuomo; Mon, Ashley Welte; Tue, Ras Shaggai; Wed, Howard Ahia (all sets 7pm).

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AMBROSIA - Every Thu, Jamie Gallo 7pm; Every Mon, Cocktails for a Cause (This week’s recipient: Keiki Kokua); Tue, Until Further Notice 7pm; Every Wed, Red Carpet Movie Night (June is Bill Murray month! This week: “Caddyshack”) 7:30pm. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 891-1011

KIMO’S - Thu, 1810 6:30-8:30 p.m.; Fri, 1810 8-10 p.m.; Sun, Willie K 3-5 p.m.; Every Sun, Mon, Tue & Wed, Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811.

LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Every Thu, Jarrett & Wilson 3-5pm; Every Sun, Kilohana 3-5pm. Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy. Bldg. J, Ka’anapali, 661-4495.

LULU’S LAHAINA SURF CLUB & GRILL - Every Thu, Howard Ahia 6-8pm; Every Fri, Cyrus Clark 5-7pm; Sun, Kenny Roberts 9am-12pm; Every Mon, Junior 6-8pm.

Every Wed, Kenny Roberts 5-8pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapiilani Hwy. #A1, Lahaina, 661-0808.

MERRIMAN’S - Wed-Sun, Ranga Pae; Mon, Benoit Jazzworks; Tue, David Choy. All sets 6-9pm. 1 Bay Club Pl., Lahaina, 669-6400.

MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S LAHAINA - Every Thu & Sat, Evan Shulman 7:30-9:30pm; Every Fri, Mark Burnett 6:30-9:30pm; Open Jam with Joshua “Catfish” Cathey 6:30-11:30pm; Every Mon, Tulei & Lanika Tapii 6:30-9:30pm; Every Tue, Kenny Roberts 6:30-9:30pm; Wed, Kamaka Camarillo 6:30-9pm. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758 ONO BAR & GRILL - Thu & Tue, Benny Uyetake; Sat, Kealii Lum; Sun, Mitch Keppa; Wed, Scott Baird (all sets 6-9pm). Westin Maui Resort & Spa, 2365 Kaanapali Pkwy., 667-2525.

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CAPISCHE? - Every Fri & Sat, Mark Johnstone 7-10pm. 555 Kaukahi St., Kihei, 879-2224.

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH - Every Thu, Junior Lacuesta; Every Fri, Mon &Tue, Rick Glencross; Every Sat, Ryan Robinson; Every Wed, Jordan Cudworth. (all sets 4-8pm.) Sun, Mon & Tue, Karaoke 8pm; Wed, Open Mic 9pm. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., #E, Kihei, 874-1250.

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MONSOON INDIA - Every Sat, Romantic Violin & Guitar Duets by Cambria Moss & Ricardo Dioso 6:30-8:30pm; Mon, Louise Lambert 6-9pm; Every Tue, Hula Honeys 5:30-8:30pm. 760 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 875-6666.

THREE’S BAR & GRILL - Every Thu, live jazz; Every Fri Jeff; Every Sat, Steff Lomeli; Every Mon, Cyrus Clark; Every Tue, Gerit Williams (all sets 7-9pm). 1945-G S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-3133.

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE - Thu, Murray Thorne 6:30-8:30 p.m.; Fri, Gail Swanson 6:30-8:30 p.m.; Sat, Alika Nako’oka 7-10 p.m. Sun, The Celtic Tigers 6-8:30 p.m. Wed, Alika Nako’oka 7-9pm. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131.

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PITA PARADISE WAILEA Sun, Benoit Jazzworks 5:307:30pm. 34 Wailea Gateway Plaza, Wailea, 879-7177.

TRADEWINDS POOLSIDE CAFE - Every Thu, Island Favorites with Kawika Lum Ho; Every Fri, Girls Nite Out with Gina Martinelli; Every Sat, Classic Rock with Dominic; Every Sun, Ron Shadian & Friends; Every Mon, Bobby Ingram & Friends; Every Tue, Mike and Mark; Every Wed, Steve Sargenti. (all sets 6-9pm.)

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LULU’S KIHEI - Every Thu & Fri, Live music and dancing; Every Sat, Easy Listening with Neto 8-10pm;

STELLA BLUES CAFE - Every Thu, Ah-Tim 4-6pm; Every Fri, Ahumanu 4-6pm; Fri, Soul Sessions with Eric Gilliom 7:30pm; Ocean Langlois’s “Tropical Twilight” benefit for Shriners feat. Gail Swanson and Jimmy Mac & The Kool Kats; Every Sun, SLAM featuring David Choy 7-10pm; Every Mon, Tom Cherry & Mike Finkeiwicz 4-6pm; Mon, Supper Club feat. David Pack of Ambrosia 6-9pm; Every Tue, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Every Wed, Randall Rospond 4-6pm. 1279 South Kihei Rd., # 201, Kihei, 874-3779.

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UPCOUNTRY MAUI CAFE DES AMIS - Every Thu, Joe Conte plays The Chapman Stick; Every Sat, live Argentinian music; Every Wed, The Stone Violets 6:30-8:30pm. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-6323.

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very local kid ought to have an off-isle stint. As I’m fond of mentioning, my time away was spent in Kansas City, where I’d often patronize downtown’s 150-year-old City Market.

Picking from the precipices of great dunes of green peppers—10 for a dollar!—was my favorite bargain-hunting activity. Buying 30 didn’t seem unreasonable, though in hindsight it totally was.

Back at home—in our 90-year-old barn-turned-church-turned-house— my boyfriend Bill Murray and I would chop up the peppers into dozens of homemade burritos, wrap them in foil, freeze them and feast for a month.

Pleased with our locavore thriftiness, I boasted about the burritos to a close coworker—you know, just something to say to pass the time while folding Tommy Bahama T-shirts. This friend, a former Peace Corps volunteer in Nicaragua, crossed his arms and said to me, “That’s the most American thing I’ve ever heard.”

And he said it in a way that made me feel as if I should be ashamed.

It hurt a little. But it also made me think. It still makes me think.

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have a (different) good friend who just traveled to the only postcommunist country ever to return to a monarchical system.

Before he left, he told me with yee-haw gusto, “I’m going to shoot a machine gun!” Ratatatatatatata onomatopoeia. “And you know what I wanna do? Blow up a cow. With a bazooka! Just once in my life, I should be able to do that.”

This friend is often ironic, but more often earnest.

And so I thought, that’s the most American thing I’ve ever heard.

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n (another) friend’s kitchen counter, there’s a small Ziplock bag of what looks like really expensive dog food. Or carob ball bearings. Or rock tumblerpolished goat poop. The label on the bag instructs the user to crush three of these “pills” into hot water, 30 minutes after meals, thrice daily.

“What’s this?” I ask.

“Chinese medicine,” he replies.

Inappropriately—but irresistibly—I mock kung pow jibber jabber. Despite my efforts, I can’t shake being earnestly un-ironic.

My friend explains how he’d recently made an appointment with Dr. Kalsang

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Wangyal, a Tibetan monk who trained with the senior physician to the Dalai Lama himself. The 20-minute session cost him 80 bucks, inclusive of a month’s filled prescription.

Simulating the way Wangyal had checked his pulse, my friend pinches my forearms, wrists, palms and fingertips. He says the doctor was not a social man, and so did not say much.

This friend, being the nice guy that he is, said he wondered why the monk looked so weary. Who knows, really.

I open the Ziplock to smell the polished poop. It has the aroma of spicy bark left to pale in the sun.

“What’s in it?”

“I don’t know. He said I have trouble with my heart, and this is supposed to help.”

“You didn’t ask what’s in it?”

“No. I just trusted him.”

Huh. It surprised me that trusting was so easy for him. So we talked about the idea of faith (I stubbornly have very little, but wouldn’t mind more). He helped me gain a bit more respect for people who are trustworthy enough to trust in others. And I started to think, maybe that’s the most American thing I’ve ever heard.

My friend sips his Chinese concoction and makes me a coffee instead. It’s always raining in the Hawaiian jungle at 3am. The peacocks are cawing. I give in to another cigarette.

Burritos. Bazookas. Ball bearings.

It’s all baleful and beautiful at once. I make a mental note to get my friend a mortar and pestle. And maybe make myself a homemade burrito. ■

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GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) If you could potentially stop someone from hurting themselves, you should feel some obligation to try. Of course, there’s only so much you can do—but that’s no excuse to simply do nothing. Take your friend’s keys away when he tries to leave that party drunk. Perhaps the situation you could prevent this week is less obvious than that, but the basic idea is the same. Your hands may be somewhat tied here, but don’t delude yourself into thinking you’re powerless. Speak up, step up—just don’t stand back and watch. Even if you don’t succeed, at least you won’t have to regret not trying.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC.21) Most relationships fail. It’s not you; it’s the nature of the beast. Sure, some people get lucky and score a long-lasting relationship on their first try (but you can bet it’s not as simple and fantastic as it looks from the outside), others require quite a few tries, and some never find it. That’s all okay. So much of love is situation and timing. Try not to let the missed chances and failed romances of your past influence how you feel about yourself today. Not only are you a different person now than you were then, so much of whether or not you succeeded was never up to you, anyway.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) There are a million things we do that tacitly support stuff we don’t approve of. Buying gas, paying taxes, and numerous other purchases probably end up fueling something you’d rather they didn’t. It’s laudable to attempt to minimize that kind of thing by being conscious of where your money goes and what’s done with it, or making efforts to counterbalance it when you can’t (is there a truly ethical company to buy gasoline from, for example?). But at some point you have to let yourself (and the people you know) off the hook—or drive everyone crazy. Those are your options.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) Every time my life feels even just a little bit shitty, I force myself to snap out of feeling sorry for myself by choosing to notice all the good things I’ve got going on—being healthy, living in a time when I can eat better than a king could a couple centuries ago (on a shoe-string budget, no less), being able to do lots of stuff that many people in the world will probably never get a chance to, and for just being alive. Get some perspective. Your problems are only a tiny fraction of the big picture, and nowhere near as terrible or insurmountable as you’re making them out to be.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) Every time you get burned, extending trust becomes more difficult. But it also becomes more important. Each new person is just as likely (or, yes, unlikely) to deserve your trust as the last, and really shouldn’t be treated as a liar simply because you’ve encountered deceitful people in your past. That’s not to say you should simply blindly trust anyone who comes along. However, being willing to take an educated leap of faith early on will get you burned a few more times, sure—but it will also make you, ultimately, a much happier person.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) Worrying about what other people think of you really should have stopped once you graduated high school. But sometimes it’s not as easy as that, especially when those people have some power over you or influence on your life, like employers or in-laws. However, remember the most liberating times in your high school days when you did what felt right no matter what people thought, and to hell with the consequences! Whether or not you ever got to experience that heady freedom then, it’s time to feel it now; just go for it this week.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) This week, let intentions count for more than actions. That’s important because some of those actions are likely to majorly piss you off. However, if you consider the excellent (if misguided, foolish, or clumsy) intentions behind the annoying shit that’s happened, you may find yourself feeling touched or affectionate, despite your irritation. That’d be a good thing, because your poor sweet friend really shouldn’t be punished for simply being bad at doing you a good turn.

You don’t need to pretend to be thrilled at how things played out—but you ought to be able to appreciate what they were aiming for, no matter how badly they missed the mark.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) Although you try very hard to avoid conflict, sometimes it’s simply inevitable. In those situations, you also try very hard to avoid being “the bad guy.” Unfortunately, you can’t always be the good guy. You screw up too. That’s okay. The important thing is to own and accept it, instead of trying to shift the blame or evade the consequences. Dealing with the fallout of poor choices is easy for, say, an Aries, who generally leaps before she looks, or a Scorpio, who’s drawn to dangerous scenarios, so they’ve had a lot of practice. You haven’t. This week, however, you’re about to get a bit more.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) Call the bluff. If someone’s trying to manipulate you into doing something by making threats or over-the-top entreaties, call them on it. You don’t need to be dramatic about it, but you don’t need to cater to their melodrama, either. Try: “I hope you won’t, but do what you’ve got to do.”

Then walk away. That might be a little scary, depending on what they’re saying, but it’s nothing compared to where you might end up if you cave in to their emotional bullying. You need to get to a place where they can deal with you in a reasonable manner, not like a spoiled child—and this is one way to get there.

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PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) You may be the most flexible sign in the zodiac (in more ways than one!), but that doesn’t mean you should let anyone steamroll you. It’s easy to get knocked down by a bull-headed Taurus, or bowled over by a Leo’s incredible enthusiasm, but sometimes you just need to do what you can to stay on your feet and hold your ground. First step is decide to stick to your guns—second step is figuring out, quickly, which direction those guns are pointing. Easier said than done, I know, but it’s good practice for you in general—not all decisions can wait for you to make up your curious but notoriously indecisive mind.

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