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Looking for something fun to do this weekend? Wishing you could satisfy your need to rock with your more altruistic urges? This Saturday, you can do both: Alley Katz is hosting a benefit concert for AIDSWalk Richmond featuring six local acts for a $10 donation. That’s a mere $1.67 per band, to say nothing of that warm, fuzzy feeling you’ll get from supporting a good cause. AIDSWalk Richmond was founded this year by Scott Sibley, who previously ran the Washington, DC AIDSWalk. The organization hopes to raise money to support clinics in the Richmond area that provide low cost or free HIV/AIDSrelated services, as well as educating the community about the disease and providing support for the 3,000+ citizens of the Metro Richmond area who are HIV positive. The all-ages show will open at 3pm and the music will start with the cheerful acoustic country-pop of Susan Greenbaum, that “little lady with a big voice” who has been wooing Richmond audi-

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ences with for more than 15 years. Fans will want to stick around for Long Arms’ mellow but creative alt.country later in the evening. If country isn’t your thing, Conshafter will take the volume and tempo up a notch with their blend of power-pop and dancey indie rock with just a touch of glam, and Hello Conductor will keep it rocking with their slick prog-emo (Is there a portmanteau word for that yet? Promo? Emog?) If that’s a little too serious for you, Battle Ghost will lighten the mood: sunny, classic pop punk with lyrics from the NOFX and Nerf Herder school of humor (these guys win my Best Bet Of the Bill award). Half Brother Sid will bring their arena-rock stylings to the bill, providing a little something for everyone. Tickets will be available before the day of show for $8 at Kulture in Shockoe Bottom and Rumors Boutique on North Harrison. – SAR AH SHAY

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With a starring cast of Adam Sandler, Seth Rogen and Leslie Mann, and with director Judd Apatow who brilliantly directed the classic The 40-Year-Old Virgin and Knocked Up, what could go wrong? Get the scoop from movie reviewer, Joe Dunn, on pg. 16.

Who: Conshafter, Long Arms, Half Brother Sid, Susan Greenbaum, Hello Conductor and Battleghost When: Saturday, August 8 Where: Alley Katz, 10 Walnut Alley, 3-9pm. Cost: $8

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fer Picture Show/Rike the Martian/The Narrative. $10. 7:30pm. 1545 E. Cary St. 643.2582 Curry House — Dave Pillsbury’s Toot Sweet Jazz Ensemble. $5. 7pm. 4032 Cox Rd. 762.4411 Ellwood’s Coffee — Open Mic Night. Free. 7pm. 10 N. Thompson St. 612.1827 Gallery 5 — Tulsa Drone/Suzukiton/Ancient Sky/Heliotropes. $6. 7pm. 200 W. Marshall St. 644.0005 Martini Kitchen — Seven Band. Free. 9pm. 1911 W. Main St. 254.4904 The Pour House — Workingman. 21+. Free. 9pm. 3438 Pump Rd. 364.9083 Rare Olde Times — Uisce Beatha. Free. 8:30pm. 10602 Patterson Ave. 750.1346 Sharky’s — Pat O’Brien. Free. 9:30pm. 4032 Cox Rd. Glen Allen. 273.1888

FRIDAY 8/7 Alley Katz —Letterbox Tragedy/Apparently We Can’t Fly/Say Your Prayers/Reason to Breathe/Too Far/The Goose. All ages. $7. 5pm. 10 Walnut Alley. 643.2816 Arizona Joe’s — Crystal’s Wild Child. $5. 9pm. 7526 Mechanicsville Tpk. Mechanicsville. 723.5582 Ashland Coffee & Tea — Gypsy Roots. $8. 8pm. 100 N. Railroad Ave. Ashland. 798.1702 Buffalo Wild Wings — Loose Gravel. Free. 6pm. 1090 Virginia Center Pkwy. Glen Allen. 553.9998 Café Diem — The Recliners. Free. 9pm. 600 N. Sheppard St. 353.2500 The Camel — Existor/The Silo Effect. $5. 10pm. 1621 W. Broad St. 353.4901 Canal Club — Three Sheets to the Wind. $10 adv. 9pm. 1545 E. Cary St. 643.2582 Capital Ale House Downtown Music Hall — Blues Flash. Free. 5pm. 619 E. Main St. 780.ALES Capital Ale House Downtown Music Hall — JP Soars & the Red Hots. 21+. $6. 9pm. 619 E. Main St. 780.ALES Cary Street Café — Jackass Flats. 21+. $7. 10pm. 2631 W. Cary Street. 353.7445 Ellwood’s Coffee — Danny O’Hanley. Free. 7pm. 10 N. Thompson St. 612.1827 Emilio’s Restaurante — Doc Branch & The Key-

Anne McCue plays Saturday @ Ashland Coffee & Tea. notes. $5. 10pm. 1847 W. Broad St. 359.1224 Grandpa Eddie’s BBQ — Blue Line Highway. Free. 8:30pm. 11129 Three Chopt Rd. 270.RIBS Hard Shell — Terri Simpson Trio. Free. 7:30pm. 1411 E. Cary St. 643.2333 Innsbrook Pavilion — The Original Wailers/Soulive. $12.50 adv. 4951 Lakebrook Dr. Glen Allen. 794.6700 Kanawha Plaza — Jazmine Sullivan/The Fuzz Band. $30. 6pm. 8th & Canal St. 262.8100 Legend Brewery — Bryan Smith. Free. 8pm. 321 W. 7th St. 232.3446 Poe’s Pub — The Cashmere Jungle Lords. 21+. $5. 9:30pm. 2706 E. Main St. 648.2120 The Pour House — Boss Kean’s Ditch. 21+. $3. 9pm. 3438 Pump Rd. 364.9083 Rare Olde Times — The Donnybrooks. Free. 8:30pm. 10602 Patterson

Ave. 750.1346 Sharky’s — The Wrest. Free. 9:30pm. 4032 Cox Rd. Glen Allen. 273.1888 Shenanigans — The Slack Family. 21+. $5. 8:30pm. 4017 MacArthur Ave. 264.5010 Sine Irish Pub — Co-Pilot. Free. 9pm. 1327 E. Cary St. 649.7767 The Triple — Liquid Edge. 21+. Call for price. 9pm. 3306 W. Broad St. 359.7777 Wabi-Sabi — Kevin. Free. 9pm. 29 Bollingbrook St. Petersburg. 862.1365

SATURDAY 8/8 Alley Katz —Conshafter/ Long Arms/Half Brother Sid/Susan Greenbaum/Hello Conductor/Battleghost. AIDS Walk benefit show. All ages. $8 adv. 3pm. 10 Walnut Alley. 643.2816 Alley Katz —Stem/Knuckledragger. 18+. $8. 10pm. 10 Walnut Alley. 643.2816

Ashland Coffee & Tea — Anne McCue. $8 adv. 8pm. 100 N. Railroad Ave. Ashland. 798.1702 Bogart’s — Pennyshaker. Call for price. 9pm. 1903 W. Cary St. 353.9280 Café Diem — The Atkinsons. Free. 9pm. 600 N. Sheppard St. 353.2500 The Camel — Horsehead/ Palominos. $7. 9pm. 1621 W. Broad St. 353.4901 Canal Club — Searching for Timothy/Sugar Glyder/ Against Grace/Sovatone/ Before the Machine. $8 adv. 7:30pm. 1545 E. Cary St. 643.2582 Grandpa Eddie’s BBQ — Rattlesnake Shake. Free. 8:30pm. 11129 Three Chopt Rd. 270.RIBS Lakeside Tavern — Nat King Kong. $3. 8pm. 5406 Lakeside Ave. 264.3288 Poe’s Pub — Moe’s Garage. 21+. $5. 9:30pm. 2706 E. Main St. 648.2120 The Pour House — Hazy

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Short Pump Town Center — NRG Krysys. Free. 6pm. 11800 W. Broad St. 360.1700 Skyy Lounge — Thursday Night Vibe. Open Mic Night. $5. 8pm. 4 W. Broad St. 343.7599 Wabi-Sabi — Credo Kryptonite. Free. 8pm. 29 Bollingbrook St. Petersburg. 862.1365

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Dave & the Mission Band. 21+. $3. 9pm. 3438 Pump Rd. 364.9083 Rare Olde Times — The Donnybrooks. Free. 8:30pm. 10602 Patterson Ave. 750.1346 Richbrau’s Taphouse Grill — The Joe Sarver & Russ Hanchen Jazz Duo. Free. 8pm. 1214 E. Cary St. 644.3018 Rock Falls Tavern — The Kind Eye. Free. 9pm. 2813 Hathaway Rd. 272.9470 Sharky’s — Pat O’Brien. Free. 9:30pm. 4032 Cox Rd. Glen Allen. 273.1888 Shenanigans — The Steve Bassett Blues Band. 21+. $5. 8:30pm. 4017 MacArthur Ave. 264.5010 Sine Irish Pub — Bungalo 6. Free. 9pm. 1327 E. Cary St. 649.7767 The Triple — Hell City Sinners/Black Heart Saints. 21+. Call for price. 10pm. 3306 W. Broad St. 359.7777 Wabi-Sabi — Kevin. Free. 9pm. 29 Bollingbrook St. Petersburg. 862.1365

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SUNDAY 8/9 Alley Katz —Psychostick/Diabase/Memory Fade/Torture Point/Not Liable/Father of Twelve/ The Goose. All ages. $10 adv. 5pm. 10 Walnut Alley. 643.2816 Ambience Bar & Grill — Soleil Slam. Open Mic Night. $5. 415 N. 1st St. 612.7053 Bailey’s Pub & Grille — Open Mic Night. Free. 9pm. 11581 Robious Rd. 560.4600 Bogart’s — Wise & Otherwise. Call for price. 9pm. 1903 W. Cary St. 353.9280 Bottom’s Up Pizza — Terri Murphy and the Butterbean Jazz Quartet. Free. 8pm. 1700 Dock St. 644.4400 Café Diem — Steve “The Beach” Leonard. Free. 6pm. 600 N. Sheppard St. 353.2500 The Camel — Anthony Curtis. $10/$6 with student ID. 7pm. 1621 W. Broad St. 353.4901

Canal Club — Damnit Matthew Damnit/Social Strip/Parchment Kick/The Desert Highlife/86A/Trujillo. $10 adv. 5:15pm. 1545 E. Cary St. 643.2582 Canal Club — Flava Mix Sound. 21+. $10. 10pm. 1545 E. Cary St. 643.2582 Legend Brewery — Cook County Bluegrass. Free. 6:30pm. 321 W. 7th St. 232.3446 Martini Kitchen — Katz Band. $7. 9pm. 1911 W. Main St. 254.4904 Positive Vibe Café — Tripp & Jenny. Free. 11:30am. 2825 Hathaway Rd. 560.9622

MONDAY 8/10 Alley Katz —Murderwalk/ Ends in Blood/Threat of Scarlet/Heavy Weights/ Plagues of a Human Race/ Cast Upon Blind Eyes. All ages. $10. 5pm. 10 Walnut Alley. 643.2816 Café Diem — Open Mic Night. Free. 9pm. 600 N. Sheppard St. 353.2500

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Anthony Curtis performs Sunday @ The Camel. Cary Street Café — Karaoke. 21+ Free. 9pm. 2631 W. Cary Street. 353.7445 Emilio’s Restaurante — Open Mic Night with Jonathan Meadows. Free. 9pm. 1847 W. Broad St. 359.1224 Gallery 5 — Hot Lava/The Native Young/Cubscout & the Rhinocerous. Video and music show. $5. 7pm. 200 W. Marshall St.

TUESDAY 8/11 Alley Katz —Title Fight/Bad Seed/Gypsy/Convicted/ Harm’s Way. All ages. $8. 6pm. 10 Walnut Alley. 643.2816 Bogart’s — Open Mic Night hosted by Tony Brown. Free. 9:30pm. 1903 W. Cary St. 353.9280

Café Diem — The D.J. Williams Projekt. Free. 9pm. 600 N. Sheppard St. 353.2500 The Camel — From the Darkest Part of the Woods/ The Back Pockets/Euphio Machine. $5/$3 over 21. 7pm. 1621 W. Broad St. 353.4901 Capital Ale House Downtown Music Hall — Freddy Cole Quartet. $20 adv/$15 adv. with RJS, Altria, or student ID. 7pm. 619 E. Main St. 780.ALES Cary Street Café — Barnun. 21+ $5. 10pm. 2631 W. Cary Street. 353.7445 Davis & Main — The John Conley Trio. Free. 7:30pm. 2501 W. Main St. 353.6641 Easy Street — Pat O’Brien. Free. 9:30pm. 2401 W. Main St. 355.1198

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DUMBASS It’s obvious that JOEL TENENBAUM never listened to the CIRCLE JERKS. If he had, the 25-year-old Boston University graduate student recently ordered to pay $675,000 to four record labels (Arista Records, Sony BMG Music Entertainment, Universal Music Group Recordings and Warner Brothers Records) for downloading songs and sharing them for free via the KAZAA file-sharing network, would have realized the importance of “deny everything.” Given his age, not being well versed in 1980’s hardcore is understandable, but as a college man working on his PhD, Tenenbaum should at least have had a passing knowledge of RONALD REAGAN’S enduring legacy of plausible deniability or have learned the lesson of OJ SIMPSON, which is no matter how much evidence they have against you, proclaim your innocence to the bitter end. Obviously, colleges these days aren’t preparing students for life in the real world. If a student makes it all the way to the graduate level and still fells compelled to tell the truth, something is horribly wrong with our educational system. Such is the sad fate of Mr. Tenenbaum. In court last Thursday, Tenenbaum admitted under oath that he used KaZaA, LimeWire, and other peer-to-peer software to download and distribute music to others unknown and confessed that he lied in his earlier sworn testimony when he proclaimed his innocence against the charges. “Are you admitting liability for all 30 sound recordings” on which the record labels brought suit, asked the plaintiffs’ attorney Tim Reynolds. “Yes,” said Tenenbaum. “Why did you lie at that point?” asked Tenenbaum’s attorney, Harvard Law School professor Charles Nesson, who I imagine was not too pleased with his client’s confessions of perjury in earlier depositions. “It was kind of something I rushed through,” responded Tenenbaum. “It’s what seemed the best response to give.” Christ, this guy is a dumbass. He bled like a stuck pig up on the stand admitting to anything and everything Reynolds asked him, You used KaZaA to download music, right? Yes. You used LimeWire to get music without paying for it, right? Yes. Your goal was to obtain the maximum amount of music with the minimum amount of wasted effort,

right? Yes. Given his damning testimony, you have to wonder if Tenenbaum realized that he was the one on trial. Tenenbaum’s case is the nation’s second music downloading case against an individual to go to trial. Last month, a federal jury in Minneapolis ruled that JAMMIE THOMAS-RASSET, 32, must pay $1.92 million, or $80,000 on each of 24 songs, after concluding she willfully violated the copyrights on those tunes. Under federal law, the recording companies are entitled to $750 to $30,000 per infringement, but the law allows the jury to raise that to as much as $150,000 per track if it finds the infringements were willful. In his closing statement Friday, Nesson repeatedly referred to Tenenbaum as a “kid” (I think the term “idiot” would have been more appropriate) and asked the jury to award only a small amount to the recording companies. At one point, Nesson suggested the damages should be as little as 99 cents per song, roughly the same amount Tenenbaum would have to pay if he legally purchased the music online. “This is a federal case, and what is it about? It’s about a kid in his bedroom clicking on a computer screen. It seems out of proportion,” he argued, but to no avail. “The defendant is a hardcore, habitual, long-term infringer who knew what he was doing, was wrong, but did it anyway,” Reynolds countered in his closing argument, citing Tenenbaum’s admitted history of illegally downloading copyright protected music. The jury, given the hungwith-his-own rope testimony of the defendant, found Tenenbaum guilty and ordered him to pay $675,000 instead of the possible $4.5 million they could have levied against him. The thread that runs through these two cases is that both of these defendants were prosecuted for downloading tunes from artists that are multi-millionaires. It could be argued that if you are stupid enough to download major label bands on file sharing networks (how quaint), you get what you deserve, but the larger issue at play with both of these cases is that the music industry, an industry that counts profits in the billions each and every year, is waging war against the very people on which their profits depend.

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Ashland Coffee & Tea — The Taters. $5. 7pm. 100 N. Railroad Ave. Ashland. 798.1702 The Camel — P.D. Wilder/ Sarah Jume/Remora/Sky Plant. $5. 8pm. 1621 W. Broad St. 353.4901 Canal Club — Open Mic Night. $5. 9:30pm. 1545 E. Cary St. 643.2582 Cary Street Café — LarJar Band. 21+ $5. 10pm. 2631 W. Cary Street. 353.7445 Innsbrook Pavilion — The B52s. $12.50 adv. 4951 Lakebrook Dr. Glen Allen. 794.6700 Jam Q — Wednesday Night Vibe. Open Mic Night. Free. 8pm. 400 N. 2nd St. 644.2028 Martini Kitchen — Katz Band. Free. 9pm. 1911 W. Main St. 254.4904 Northside Grille — Open Mic Night. Free. 9pm. 1217 Bellevue Ave. 266.4403 Robin Inn — Fred Ostrow & Friends. Free. 6:30pm. 2601 Park Ave. 353.0298 Sharky’s — The Wrest. Free. 9:30pm. 4032 Cox Rd. Glen Allen. 273-1888 Shenanigans — Amy Henderson. Open mic night. 21+. Free. 7:30pm. 4017 MacArthur Ave. 264.5010 Tea Co. — Say Word Wednesdays. Open mic followed by a show. $5. 7pm. 902 W. Broad St. 775.9595 The Triple — Point Blank/The Klix. 21+. Call for price. 10pm. 3306 W. Broad St. 359.7777

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oogle “born ugly.” Stuffed in there with “If you’re born ugly, are you doomed for life?” and “Why was I born looking like this?” is a little skate mag site, right at the top, that proves all that other crap wrong. Cuz guess what? These guys couldn’t care less whether they shred their faces off, as long as they’re defying gravity on their boards—plus, scars are kind of artistic. And Born Ugly does a lot more than just sling around a bunch of pics of tricks. At the helm are artists Jim “Barf” Callahan and Mickael Broth, making sure that the skate shots are matched with the art that surrounds that lifestyle, on decks, books, shirts, and skin. They’ve produced two issues so far, in May and July, expecting a slow build-up of local and semi-local fans… but that’s not what they got. Born Ugly kind of popped off like a firework; there’s even a post on the Facebook page from a guy in Costa Rica, and all kinds of requests from stores and fans for more magazines. It’s not surprising, since Jim and Mike took such a smart and well-planned angle. “We didn’t want to design it by section, with art starting where skating stopped. We wanted to blend things in the layout. And we wanted to focus on the lifestyle, too—drinking beer with friends, deck art, building things to skate on your own, skate trips camping. Everything,” Jim pointed out. It’s really pretty brilliantly mixed, like the guy mid-ollie over some dino-skeleton monsters on Issue 1’s cover (at least I think that’s

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an ollie, my skater-groupie/hoodrat days have long since passed). These guys keep it real. “The most interesting aspect for me has been covering the DIY stuff,” Jim noted, “and highlighting the places around the country—around the world, even—where people with or without permission build skate parks using their own money and time. Some people in Atlanta built a concrete park and the city ended up buying it and paying the guys that built it to manage and maintain it.” Now that’s awesome, and it must have taken some serious heart. And sweat. “It’s interesting to find out what places embrace the parks, what places bulldoze them; plus, it says a lot that these guys who build them spend months doing something with their own income that may just get torn down.” So other than reading the magazine and digging through the battery of Jim and Mike’s many Web sites and whatnot (bornuglymag.com, barfcomics.com, wiltedroses. com, nowhereskateboards.com, Facebook, several blogs), you can also get your fix at a Born Ugly launch party, which they throw with every issue release. A bunch of guys collaborate to build a sweet temporary park, then the grill is fired up and beers are cracked and a day is made of it. The first one was in Oregon Hill, the second at the famed Bike Lot south of the river (512 E 8th Street), and September’s number three, for which a site is as yet undetermined, promises to be bigger, better and badder. Wanna go? Check bornugly.com or email Jim: barf@bornuglymag.com. -BIRD COX


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SUNDAY WATERMELON FESTIVAL CARYTOWN During the hottest days in August, nothing beats eating delicious and sweet watermelon. Head to Carytown for summer sales and watermelon for the 26th Annual Watermelon Festival in Carytown. From 10am to 6pm, walk along Cary Street and find all the bargain sales at your fingertips. While shopping, buy some watermelon to cool down the heat. A great event for the family. The event is free.

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SATURDAY GARDENS FOR ALL SEASONS 4500 KENSINGTON AVE. Join the Vegetarian Society of Richmond for Gardens for All Seasons: growing food for your kitchen 12 months per year and a potluck. Backyard Farmer will discuss the versatility of Virginia’s growing climate and demonstrate uses of season extension devices such as cold-frames, green-houses, hoop houses, cloches and indoor growing techniques that can provide you and your family with nutritious food year round. Learn about eating a local diet and the economic and health benefits of doing so. Backyard Farmer offers consultation, design, establishment, maintenance and educational services for homeowners, businesses, schools and community organizations who are interested in starting their own garden. For information and reservations call 344-4356, email Lois@vegetarianrichmond.org or see www. vegetarianrichmond.org. Please bring your own place setting and beverage and a dish to feed at least twice the number in your party. Please label all ingredients. Vegan preferable. Members, no charge; non-members, $3. Starts 6pm, potluck at 7pm.

Classics in the Courtyard —at First Baptist Church of Richmond, 2709 Monument Ave., 8pm. Free. Enjoy a classic movie each Thursday night in August in the beautiful courtyard of Richmond’s First Baptist Church, corner of Monument Avenue and the Boulevard in Richmond. Bring your own lawn chair. (804) 355-8637. Short Pump Summer Concert Series NRG Krysys – at Short Pump Town Center, 11800 W. Broad St., 6pm to 8pm. Free. NRG Krysys will perform at this summer concert series. (804) 360-1700. Darren Carter—at Funny Bone Comedy Club, 11800 W. Broad St., Ste. 1090, 7:30pm. $15 Full Menu. As soon as Darren Carter takes the stage he unleashes a captivating flurry of impersonations, observations and off-the-wall social commentary that is a comedy experience unlike any other. Darren’s contagious charm and vivid imagery paints a picture that is both relatable and one of a kind—no wonder critics nationwide are calling his act “one of a kind” and “a must see.” (804) 521-8900. Sol Café (Live Jazz, Blues and Soul)—at Aurora, 401 E. Grace St. 5pm. Free. 21 and over. Sol Café at Aurora is a weekly lounge series that combines chic sophistication with the essence of music through live

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to say that Eddie is one of the most traveled comedians in show business. This year alone, he has headlined not only all over the United States and the UK, but also in 15 other countries including South Africa, Australia, New Zealand, China and the United Arab Emirates. (804) 521-8900. Friday’s at Sunset: Jazmine Sullivan— at Kanawha Plaza, 8th Street and Cary, 6pm. $20. ComedySportz & The Scene—at The Cultural Arts Center at Glen Allen, 2880 Mountain Rd., 7pm. $12. Comedy Improv. (804) 986-2985.

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Darren Carter—at Funny Bone Comedy Club, 11800 W. Broad St., Ste. 1090, 7:30pm. $15 Full Menu. As soon as Darren Carter takes the stage he unleashes a captivating flurry of impersonations, observations and off-the-wall social commentary that is a comedy experience unlike any other. Darren’s contagious charm and vivid imagery paints a picture that is both relatable and one of a kind—no wonder critics nationwide are calling his act “one of a kind” and “a must see.” (804) 521-8900. Eddie Ifft—at Funny Bone Comedy Club, 11800 W. Broad St., Ste. 1090, 7:30pm. $15 Full Menu. It’s safe

Darren Carter—at Funny Bone Comedy Club, 11800 W. Broad St., Ste. 1090, 10pm. $15 Full Menu. As soon as Darren Carter takes the stage he unleashes a captivating flurry of impersonations, observations and off-the-wall social commentary that is a comedy experience unlike any other. Darren’s contagious charm and vivid imagery paints a picture that is both relatable and one of a kind—no wonder critics nationwide are calling his act “one of a kind” and “a must see.” (804) 521-8900. Eddie Ifft—at Funny Bone Comedy Club, 11800 W. Broad St., Ste. 1090, 7:30pm. $15 Full Menu. It’s safe to say that Eddie is one of the most

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traveled comedians in show business. This year alone, he has headlined not only all over the United States and the UK, but also in 15 other countries including South Africa, Australia, New Zealand, China and the United Arab Emirates. (804) 521-8900. Bouncing Betties Burlesque presents Reveille—at Gallery 5, 200 W. Marshall St., 8pm. $15. A night of burlesque to awaken your philanthropic spirit for the guys and gals of our Military. Join us on for a night of burlesque, dancing, raffle prizes, and music. Featuring performances by Skye Sinclaire, Stormie Sinclaire, Kitty Monroe, Dolli Holiday and with special guest, RunAround Sue. (804) 644-0005. Filipino Festival—at Our Lady of Lourdes Church, 8200 Woodman Rd. 9:30am to 8pm. Free. The 4th Annual Filipino Festival at Our Lady of Lourdes combines the best of Philippine cuisine and culture. More than 12 dishes, including lumpia (LOOM-pee-yah) and Pork adobo (A-doo-boo), will be available, and more than 20 musical and dance performances will make the Filipino culture come alive. (804) 262-7315. AIDSWalk Richmond Benefit Show—at Alley Katz, 10 Walnut Alley, 3pm to 9pm. $10. AIDSWalk Richmond offers educational entertainment while offering funding to clinics in the Richmond area which are dedicated to the care and well being of HIV/AIDS patients and their families, in addition to promoting HIV education & awareness. (804) 643-2816. ART 180’s 2nd Annual Jonny Z Festival— at 200 block of N. Shields Ave., 12pm to 5pm. A Celebration of Art, Music & Community. Inspired by our friend Jonathan Zanin. Join us and celebrate the creative

spirit here in Richmond during this fun, funky, FREE, fundraising, kid-friendly event. We’ll be closing off a block in the Fan to unveil a “mobile mural”—a painted construction debris recycling dumpster from Ace Recycling—created by young artists from St. Andrew’s School. Families can also enjoy a variety of children’s activities, including hula-hooping, temporary tattoos, and a Spiderman moonbounce. The Bizarre Market vendors will showcase local arts and crafts, with 10 percent of all sales benefiting ART 180. Food will be available through Joe’s Inn, Shields Market, Crossroads Coffee & Ice Cream, and Nate’s Taco Truck. Music will be provided by our media sponsor, WRIR, and local musicians including Liza Kate, Josh Smalls, Branch Clarke, the Photosynthesizers, Chris Terry and more. (804) 233-4180. Light The Night Kickoff—at Dave & Buster’s, 4001 Brownstone Blvd., 2pm. The Light the Night walk is an annual local event hosted by The Leukemia & Lymphoma Society which pays tribute and brings hope to blood cancer patients, their family, and friends. This event is the kickoff our fundraising season. This event provides an opportunity to learn more about the walk, learn how to form a fundraising team, provides inspiration, and is filled with fun. (804) 627-0400 ext. 23.

SUNDAY 8/9 Darren Carter —at Funny Bone Comedy Club, 11800 W. Broad St., Ste. 1090, 7pm. $15 Full Menu. As soon as Darren Carter takes the stage he unleashes a captivating flurry of impersonations, observa-

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TUESDAY 8/11 “The Riesling Retribution: A Wine Country Mystery” —at The Library of Virginia, 800 E. Broad St., 6pm to 7pm. Free. Ellen Crosby will launch “The Riesling Retribution,” the fourth in her mystery series featuring wine and great descriptions of the Virginia wine country. Crosby is member of Mystery Writers of America and Sisters in Crime. The Riesling Retribution continues the saga of Lucie Montgomery, a wine and history aficionado, who owns and operates a vineyard, a wine-making operation, and a catering business on a historical site near the Blue Ridge Mountains in Virginia.

WEDNESDAY 8/12 Steve Byrne—at Funny Bone Comedy Club, 11800 W. Broad St. Ste. 1090, 7:30pm. $15 Full Menu. Steve Byrne’s high energy, physical style of comedy makes him one of the hottest young comedians touring the country today. He was born to a Korean mother and an Irish father, which provides him with a wealth of material. (804) 521-8900.

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COMMUNITY Flowers After 5—at Lewis Ginter Botanical Garden, 1800 Lakeside Ave., 6pm. Relax on summer evenings. Stroll through the gardens. Enjoy wine-tasting, music, dining and shopping. (804) 262-9887. Th Murder in the Court—at Mystery Dinner Playhouse, 2000 Staples Mill Rd., 7:30pm to 10pm. $41.95. Solve this hilarious comedy courtroom murder mystery while enjoying a delicious four-course dinner. The dinner is served by a zany cast of suspects who all the while are providing clues to help you solve the evening’s crime. Guess howdunit. (888) 471-4802. Sa Pink Power Triathlon—at Midlothian YMCA, 737 Coalfield Rd., 7am. $60 to $85. 400 Meter Pool Swim, 20K Bike, 5K Run. There is no other time for the empowerment of women than now! This event is for all women, regardless of age-color-religion-ability-weightwhatever “label” that exists... just doesn’t matter. All chics, sisters, moms, grandmoms, do your first tri, your 50th tri, do a relay team, show off, be happy, be alive! (804) 389-0588. Su

EDUCATIONAL Practical Gardening: Trees and Shrubs for the Home Landscape – at Lewis Ginter Botanical Garden, 1800 Lakeside Ave., 6pm to 8pm. $120. Scott Burrell, horticulture manager for the Virginia Historical Society, discusses how to choose and care for woody plants in you home landscape. Using the Garden’s collections, he helps you identify your home landscape needs and discusses these plants in a garden setting. Th Photographing Butterflies and Other Cool Bugs – at Lewis Ginter Botanical Garden, 1800 Lakeside Ave., 6pm to 9pm. $140. The class concentrates on butterflies but also investigates other insects that make the garden their home. The workshop includes an introduction to the subject, technical tips, a folder of handouts, and fieldwork in the garden with Lynda. Participants should have adjustable digital or film cameras (where you can change the aperture and shutter speed settings) with a close or macro lens. (804) 262-9887. Th Sa

City Center Walks: Walking Tour—at Greater Richmond Convention Center, 405 N. 3rd Street, 10:30am to 12pm. $5 to $10. The History Center partners with First Market Bank to present a walking tour of East Broad and Grace streets in downtown Richmond, including the new CenterStage complex, the National Theatre and the Virginia State Capitol. (804) 649-0711 ext 4. Th F Sa M Tu W Highlights of Hollywood Cemetery: Walking Tour —at Valentine Richmond History Center, 1015 E. Clay St., 10am to 11:30am. $10 or $9 advance, $5 for History Center members. Learn about the cemetery’s history, artwork and symbolism, as well as the famous personalities buried there. (804) 649-0711 ext 301. Th F Sa M Tu W The African American Image in Virginia— at Virginia Historical Society, 428 North Blvd., 10am. $5. Covering almost four centuries of African American history and culture in Virginia through pictorial representation in art, this exhibition tells the story of free and enslaved laborers, young and old family members, students, professionals and officials. (804) 358-4901. Th F Sa Su Tu W Beginning Botanical Art & Illustration in Pen and Ink—at Lewis Ginter Botanical Garden, 1800 Lakeside Ave., 10am to 2:30pm. $225. Accurate botanical drawing requires technical knowledge, patience and artistic skills. This course includes some basic botany to aid in accuracy, and exercises to develop needed drawing and observation skills. All materials provided. Note: this course concentrates on drawing in pen and pencil. (804) 262-9887. Th The Vietnam Experience—at Virginia Historical Society, 428 North Blvd., 10am to 5pm. Free. Explore the many different sides of Vietnam War with three exhibitions-Soul Soldiers: African Americans and the Vietnam Era; Bring Paul Home: Phyllis Galanti and Vietnam War POWs; and Marking Time: Voyage to Vietnam. (804) 358-4901. Tu W Th F Sa Su River District Canal Cruise Tours—at Canal Turning Basin, 14th Street and Dock, 12pm to 7pm. $5. Enjoy a 40 minute historically narrated tour of the James River and Kanawha Canal along historic Canal Walk in one of our covered boats, which accommodates up to 35 passengers and departs on the hour from the Turning Basin. (804) 788-6466. W Th F Sa Su Jefferson Davis’s Richmond Walking Tour—at The Museum Of The Confederacy, 1201 E. Clay St., 12pm to 1pm. $10. Ever wonder what Richmond was like

during the Civil War? Wished to walk the streets of the Capital of the Confederacy as the leaders and thinkers of the South would have seen them? The Museum of the Confederacy will bring history to life in a walking tour. Walk in the shoes of the embattled leader of the Confederacy and see Richmond as you’ve never seen it before. Sa An Afternoon with Eliza Poe—at St. John’s Church, 2401 E. Broad St., 2pm to 3pm. $6. Stroll the grounds with Eliza Poe, Edgar Allan Poe’s birth mother and an accomplished stage actress before her early death. Learn of her tragically short life and 19th century Richmond. Enjoy three performances from her vast repertoire. (804) 648-5015. Sa The Beauty of Tiffany Glass: Bus Tour—at Valentine Richmond History Center, 1015 E. Clay St., 1pm to 4pm. $23. Richmond is home to a number of Lewis Comfort Tiffany’s stained glass windows, commissioned during the early 20th century as both public and religious art. Stops include the Ginter Mausoleum at Hollywood Cemetery. Meet your guide at the History Center. (804) 649-0711 ext 301. Sa Director’s Tour: Highland Park: Walking Tour—at Boaz and Ruth, 3030 Meadowbridge Rd., 10am to 12pm. $10. History Center Director Bill Martin leads a brand new walking tour of one of Richmond’s lesser known historic retail districts. One of the city’s original streetcar suburbs, Highland Park sits just north of downtown Richmond. Meet at Boaz and Ruth. (804) 649-0711 option 4. Sa Butterflies Live—at Lewis Ginter Botanical Garden, 1800 Lakeside Ave., 9am to 5pm. Walk trough hundreds of exotic tropical butterflies in free-flight in the North Wing of the Conservatory. Throughout the course of the exhibit we’ll feature more than 24 species providing a rare chance to admire these colorful and showy beauties up-close and to learn more about their fascinating lives. (804) 262-9887. Th F Sa Su M Tu W Summer Reenactment Series—at St. John’s Church, 2401 Broad St. 1pm to 3pm. Free. Join us for a reenactment and watch the lively debates between ten of Virginia’s most powerful colonial leaders. At the Second Virginia Convention of March 1775, Patrick Henry uttered the immortal words, “Give me liberty or give me death!” (804) 6485015. Su Poe Graveyard Tours—at St. John’s Historic Church, 2401 E. Broad Street, 11am. $6. St. John’s Church cemetery is

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ART SHOWING THIS MONTH The Brick Arts section is published monthly. The deadline for next month’s section is August 28. Please submit all exhibit information and high resolution photography to editor@brickweekly.com ______________________ 1708 Gallery Continuing through August 15: “The Observation Room” by the collaborative art and performance group consisting of artists Emily Ward Bivens, Christine Owen, Annie Strader and Julie Willis. Uses an arranged display and video to explore the Victorian notion that our possessions reveal our inner selves. 319 W. Broad St. 643.1708. www.1708gallery.org ADA Gallery “ Stimulus Package: art under $500.” Features extremely affordable works by Mau Patarroyo, Able Brown, Nick Kuszyk, Tom Condon, Rachel Hayes, Bruce Wilhelm, and many more. 228 W. Broad St. 644.0100. www.adagallery.com Anderson Gallery Coming in September: “Richard Carlyon: A Retrospective (1930-2006).” Carlyon was influential in the Richmond art community, maintaining a studio for five decades. The exhibition and catalogue of paintings, drawings, collages, and more will document his artistic career. Opening reception Friday, September 11, 6 pm- 9 pm. The exhibition is put together with assistance from VCU Professor Emeritus of Art, Howard Risatti, and the coordination of 1708 Gallery, Visual Arts Center

of Richmond, and the Reynolds Gallery. 907 ½ W. Franklin St. 828.1522. www.vcu.edu/arts/gallery Art6 Continuing through August 16: 2009 Members Show. In the main gallery, new work by art6 members Julie Adler-Noyes, Lloyd Chaser, Wesley Childress, Thomas Daniel, Alan Entin (left, Azul, 20062009), Cynthia Erdahl, Marian Hollowell, Mitzi Humphrey, Cindy McLean, Henrietta Near, Brigette Newberry, Shann Palmer, Tricia Pearsall, Margaret Porter Daniel, Ronni Saunders, Jim Sellman, Heeja Sung, David Turner, Janine Turner, and Jennifer Yane. In the Skylight Gallery, art6 presents work by 3 additional artists: Justin Gohde, Algebra of the Form; Wynne Creasey, The Poetic Virginia Landscape; and Amanda Cleland, Prints. 6 E. Broad St. 343.1406. www.art6.org Artspace “Radius 250,” a juried art exhibition, runs through August 23. 0 E. Fourth St. 232.6464. www. artspacegallery.org Art Works Continuing through August: “Landscapes of the Soul” by Maximo Laura, “Octopus’ Garden” by Richard Becker, “The Way I See It” by Hugh Harris, “Dimensionalities in Clay” by Carolyn Gabb, “ Impulse” by Piper Nichole. 320 Hull St. 291.1400. www.artworksrichmond.com Chasen Galleries Continuing through September 11: “Realistically Speaking” featuring the work of realists Rino Gonzalez and Olaf Schneider.” Gonzalez has an exceptional eye for detail and a great sense of style. Gonzalez has a great following of admirers throughout the world. Olaf is a

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MAE-MINORITY ART EXHIBITION Thursday, August 20, 2009, 6pm to 9pm Metro Space Gallery, 119 West Broad Street, Richmond, VA Suggested Donation: $5. Part of proceeds to benefit Freedom House. For more information visit: www.clarkeartconsulting.com Facebook: facebook.com/clarkeartconsulting Twitter: twitter.com/clarkeart MAE-[Minority Art Exhibition] is a pioneering art exhibition dedicated to showcasing contemporary art by local African American and Latin American artists, provide practical advice on art procurement, and encourage individuals and businesses to support minority artists. Featured Artists: Ray Oyola, Inga Maria, Jason Ford, Keith Ramsey, James E. Clarke III, Mauricio Patarroyo, and Langston Tupponce.

“After Life: A Skull Exhibition” by Noah Scalin @ Quirk.


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Cultural Arts Center at Glen Allen Continuing through September 6: “The Colors of Haiti,” showcasing vibrant, striking paintings by Haitian artists Patrick Verneret, Gerald Michael Lafontant and Wilbert Laurent. 2880 Mountain Road. 261.2787. www.artsglenallen.com Ginger Levit Opening Friday, August 7 at Contract Associates: “Georges Yoldjoglou: Un Impressioniste Francais, oils on canvas.” Opening reception 5:30 pm-8:30 pm. This widely recognized artist paints alluring cityscapes of Paris and Normandy and Mediterranean beaches. He has garnered bronze and silver medals for his works and acceptance into salons. Exhibition continues through September 3. 1519 W. Main St. 740.1471. www.gingerlevit.com Ghostprint Gallery Opening Friday, August 7: “Paper Politics,” Josh Mac Phee’s curated collection of politically and socially riveting printmaking. The works range from lithography to intaglio, monotype, photography, silk screen, serigraph and stenciling. International artists Kurt Webb, Swoon, Eric Triantafillou, Andalusia Knoll and Christopher Cardinale included in the show. 220 W. Broad St., 344-1557. Linden Row Inn Gallery Continuing through August 25: “Poe’s Playground,”

features art inspired by Richmond’s master of the macabre, Edgar Allan Poe. This is a satellite exhibition presented by the 1708 gallery. 100 E. Franklin Street 783.7000. Library of Virginia Continuing through December: “Poe: Man, Myth or Monster.” This intriguing exhibit commemorates Edgar Allan Poe’s 200th birthday. 800 E. Broad St. 692.3592. Metro Space Gallery “Buffon’s Needle,” by Melody Gulick. Features her narrative, poignant images constructed from nontraditional materials. Continues through Saturday, August 22. 11am- 6pm (and by appointment). 117 W. Broad St. 643.7125. www.metrospacegallery.com Main Art Gallery Continuing through August 31: “Artist Statement,” an exhibition showcasing the printmaking work of students from Mary Washington led by Rosemary Jesionowski. The display shows monotypes to intaglio, and traditional to digital processes. 1537 W. Main St. 355.6151. www.mainartsupply. com Page Bond Gallery Continuing through August 21: “The Power to Play-From Trash to Treasure,” a display of handcrafted toys from deprived children around the world. The collection has more than 350 toys, all unique in some way and an expression of children’s power to play. Developed by Child Fund International. Also continuing: “Vitamin C,” showcasing a group of paintings, photographs and works from multiple artists.

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through Friday, August 28: “A 72 submillimeter banana stuffed kauf drop,” an art exhibit featuring Dana Frostick, Nutchild, Roman Zelgatas, Ken Jorgensen, Courtney Ford, Jean-Baptiste, and Nic Desantis. 0 E. Fourth Street. 3385508. http://www.danafrostick.com/ Quirk Gallery Continuing through August 22: “After Life: A Skull Exhibition,” featuring works by Noah Scalin. He created a skull a day for a year using beans and many surprising common objects, causing the viewer to pause and reflect. 311 W. Broad St. 644.5450. www. quirkgallery.com Red Door Gallery Continuing through August 15: “Group Exhibition,” showcasing work by multiple artists. 1305 W. Main St., 353.8343. www.reddoorgalleryrichmond. com Uptown Gallery Opening Friday, August 7: “Fabulous Florals”, featuring floral paintings almost as lovely and real as summer’s flowers. Opening reception 5pm -9pm. Continuing through Saturday, August 29: “Places To Be,” works in acrylic and oils by George Crawford and Blanton Seward in the Owner’s Gallery; “From Bath to Boca Grande,” paintings by William J. Frable in the Frable Gallery. The “Translations” exhibit by Peruvian artist Maximo Laura, showcases tapestries that have stories woven into them. Come see this remarkable, high quality art. 1305 W. Main St., 353.8343.

through August 14: “The Alchemy of Pots and Prints IV,” showcasing art by Steven Glass’ students, Mary Holland and Chris Palmer. Displayed through Sept. 13: “Stranger than Paradise,” featuring art by Josephine Haden. 1812 W. Main St., 353.0094. www.vmfa.state.va.us Visual Arts Center Continuing through August 28. “Faculty +Staff +Board Exhibition.” 1812 W. Main St., 353.0094. www.visarts.com

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Because “Boring People” would have been too obvious alking out of “Funny People,” the latest comedy from the reigning king of comedy Judd Apatow, I jotted down two things in my pretentious critic’s notebook. “It’s the funniest movie of the year” and “It’s insultingly indulgent.” Genuine laughs roll off the screen with the consistency of a clown car at its final destination. These are top improvers at the height of their game riffing on everything from weight loss to Harry Potter’s extensive schooling and getting the audience howling in delight at every step. But since when do really great jokes make up for a rambling journey of self-discovery? Who does Apatow think he is, Cameron Crowe? Sandler plays the star whose bad news has him thinking about lost love and a wasted life. He takes on Seth Rogen as his assistant/joke writer and slowly starts dragging him into his personal life, including a painfully long visit to San Francisco, where Sandler’s character woos that lost love to mixed results. Especially mixed once her husband returns from a business trip and starts throwing around some Australian badass. This trip to San Francisco (one that lasts for a weekend in movie time and what had to of been 45 minutes in real time) is a movie of its own. People fall in love, threaten divorce, fight it out, watch home movies and run to catch a disgruntled party at the airport. Plot points rattle off like they have their

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own Twitter account. It felt as if they were jamming a movie through my face and that they were taking their time doing it. The problem is that it’s too short of a time for the characters to finish the emotional rollercoaster ride, but it takes too long for the film to hit all these points. Couldn’t this have been spread out over the course of a week? Couldn’t it have been interrupted with a scene of Jonah Hill ragging on “Transformers?” This entire sequence is an isolated disaster. A genuine story told so poorly that no film could recover. Even if they’d immediately jumped on a boat, shot Frodo, found the Arc of the Covenant and traveled back in time to ensure their parents fell in love, I still would have walked out saying, “Man that San Fran crap was a little much.” Even through the most excruciating sequences, I couldn’t help but respond positively to a well-timed punch line. So there’s something to be said for a movie that can make you roar even at your most uncomfortable. A film shouldn’t be defined by its greatest flaw, but what do you do when that flaw covers a third of the movie? Would “The Wizard of Oz” be such a classic if Dorothy encountered the Scarecrow, The Tin Man and… I don’t know… I was going to say, “Hitler” but that seems like a little much. How about “Scarecrow, The Tin Man and the dad from Jon and Kate Plus 8”? See? That movie would suck… no matter how funny it was. -JOE DUNN

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THE TWILIGHT SAD / FAT CAT Man, a single. I didn’t think anyone made these things anymore. But here I am, with a lovely two-song 7” in my hands. And it’s quite a gift, as these talented Scots are unequivocally THE REAL DEAL. These two tracks easily match anything off of My Bloody Valentine’s “LOVELESS”, combining a sterling pop sensibility with raucous noise and pure, aggressive rock and roll. Yeah, it’s derivative, and we’ve all probably heard this tune before, but no other act working today cops these moves with such style, certainty and panache. This is some heartbreakingly majestic stuff, folks—hunt this one down, if you can. SKYSCRAPER JULIAN PLENTI / MATADOR

It’s bad luck for Darwyn Cooke that his new book had to come out just two weeks after David Mazzucchelli’s “Asterios Polyp” (previously reviewed in this space), because if there had been no Polyp, Cooke would have had the honor of putting out not just the best book of the year, but one of the most interesting explorations of the range of storytelling possibilities available to cartoonists in recent memory. Cooke’s adaptation of Stark’s novel is one of the most reverent I’ve ever seen. Instead of bringing his own interests to the forefront, or using the original text as a starting point for endless digression, Cooke delivers Stark’s novel as canon—not bothering to try and “improve” a classic, but showing how comics can tell the story in an entirely new way. Long sequences play out completely silently, followed by pages of thick dialogue and exposition that feel rich and vibrant. The entire thing is a masterpiece of pacing and mood, relying on Cooke’s tweeking of his usual cartoonish style to give it a sharp, noirish edge. Even better, the drawing (some of Cooke’s best ever) seems effortless, even breezy, so that when acts of horrific violence break out it seems that

A while back, I declared the new Neko Case album to be the best release of 2009 by virtue of its cover, which featured Ms. Case crouching barefoot on top of a muscle car, wielding a sword. Similarly, I’m going to declare Paul Banks’ new solo project to be the worst of 2009, based purely on his incomprehensible decision to grow a moustache that makes him look like a pedophilic teenage serial killer. I wouldn’t trust that man on the cover with my kids, so I’m certainly not going to trust him with my ears.

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much more horrible and stark. Cooke has taken a real crime classic, a story that drives along unrelentingly, and crafted a book that’s a must-read for the bloodthirsty and the aesthete both. And when those people get together, you know somebody’s fixing to lose their maidenhead.

-TOM BATTEN

Not only is Levi-Strauss French, but he is one of the most important cornerstones of post-modern Continental philosophy—which means that the only thing more boring than reading the man’s work is to sit through this insufferable exercise in academic posturing. This film makes an excellent sleeping aid and works well as a pinch substitute for Rohypnol among the trust-fund art school crowd.

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THE INTERROGATIVE MOOD PADGETT POWELL / ECCO Your enjoyment of this oh-so-clever exercise in postpostmodern autofellatio will depend entirely on whether you can stomach 180 pages of questions. This “novel” is written entirely in questions, as a nameless interrogator directly asks you, the reader, whether “you have any friends,” or whether you’ve “ever been lain on by a heavy naked person on a boat.” While I’ve often enjoyed watching middle-aged men masturbate, Powell’s new one is a little too onan-tastic for its own good, despite some brief moments of inspired brilliance.

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I’m sure we’re all familiar with Keitel’s turn as the bad cop who plays by his own rules, so I’m just going to use this re-release as an excuse to talk about the upcoming sequel, directed by the great and evermercurial Werner Herzog. Apparently, the film will feature breakdancing souls, iguanas, Xzibit and a crack-addicted Nic Cage strangling old ladies— which instantly makes it at least 20 times better and infinitely more confusing than the original. Also: HERZOG DIRECTING XZIBIT. That’s a can’t-miss recipe for pure awesome and/or hilarity.

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UNSURE ABOUT SOMETHING?

ASK it Will I co-star in Carl Weathers next feature?

Tarot Card of the Week:

THE HIEROPHANT

Some meanings include spiritual understanding or seeking, conformity, marriage, religious ceremonies, tradition, matters of law, corporations, or earnings. With The Hierophant (as number five), change, alternation, challenge, risk, adjustment, and freedom, all come into play as we begin to discover who we are as spiritual beings. Do we adhere to traditional dogma, or practice our own true faith? Do we seek the whole, or accept the particular? Do we risk damnation and hell, or challenge to gain freedom? The more we develop self-knowledge and self-actualize; the more we adjust our true spiritual faith and practice. Since The Hierophant represents conservative and traditional concepts, often he refers to schools, places of worship, businesses, or corporations that conform to long-standing philosophy or procedure. Adopting a conservative approach, adherence to personal ethics or moral code, and following rules and regulations is highly suggested. Issues may concern money, income, wages, earnings, potential to earn money, or conservative investments. Additionally, heirlooms, property, or possessions kept or passed down through generations.

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Seriously?! I don’t get the feeling that Carl Weathers has any features in production, nor does he have sufficient clout to initiate anything in the near future. Ask a silly question and you’ll get a silly answer, thus, if they make yet another Rocky sequel, I can easily see your being cast as a stand-in for Carl’s punching bag. Hardly a co-starring role, I realize, but we all have to get a start somewhere. Now, should Carl accidentally hit you and not the punching bag; I would imagine you’ll utter enough phrases to garner a minor speaking role; most of which will probably be edited out, as you’ll be accused of over-acting. Nonetheless, be sure your SAG card is up-to-date. I definitely see more money that way. Seriously: What I do see for you right now is your ambivalence about whether you should stay here in Richmond or not, as it looks as though you are very confused about what direction your life should take, and generally disenchanted with the way your life is currently. It appears you are doing battle with one person in particular about wanting to make changes, moving away, etc. You are definitely standing your ground and quite defensive about what you want, and it appears you have the upper hand. A big change is coming soon, and you’ll recognize the time as being right to make your move. Why? Because you will no longer feel confused and it will simply feel “right” to you.

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ASTROLOGY ARIES - Mar 21/Apr 20 Aries, it’s an uphill battle with a problem that has been plaguing you. However, the end of the tunnel has finally arrived. Now you can focus on happier times.

TAURUS - Apr 21/May 21 Lashing out at a loved one when he or she expresses an opinion will lead to trouble, Taurus. Rather, listen with an open mind, and choose your response carefully.

GEMINI - May 22/Jun 21 Gemini, it’s good to budget purchases, but lately you’ve taken being thrifty to an extreme. Learn to indulge once in a while -- it will be frivolous and fun.

CANCER - Jun 22/Jul 22 Cancer, a disagreement at work leaves you the odd person out. Be a diplomat and don’t let it get to you. Things will smooth over and return to normal soon.

LEO - Jul 23/Aug 23 Leo, your emotions are running wild, which is not in your normal mode of operation. Don’t try to suppress them. Others will just have to adapt to this change of pace.

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SCORPIO - Oct 24/Nov 22 Scorpio, if you can’t beat them, join them. Take this advice when your family invites you into a group event later in the week. Have fun and let your hair down.

SAGITTARIUS - Nov 23/Dec 21 It’s been an interesting year so far, Sagittarius. And it’s bound to get that much more exciting. There’s nothing but good news coming in the immediate future, so enjoy it.

CAPRICORN - Dec 22/Jan 20 Capricorn, offer more compliments to loved ones, otherwise you’ll be viewed as unlikable. A friend welcomes your advice on Wednesday. So give it freely.

AQUARIUS - Jan 21/Feb 18 Aquarius, stay close to home for a while. There’s simply too much going on in your life at this time for you to be away from the homefront for a time.

PISCES - Feb 19/Mar 20 Pisces, a rash move in the financial sector leaves you with less cash than you hoped – and all in time for a large stack of bills.

VIRGO - Aug 24/Sept 22 Virgo, a fight with your romantic partner leaves you at odds for a while. Don’t worry, this isn’t the end of the relationship, just a chance to make it stronger.

LIBRA - Sept 23/Oct 23 Stop pushing people away, Libra. Being alone isn’t always good for the spirit. Surround yourself with those who care and make a concerted effort to socialize that much more.

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BIOLOGISTS Federal Ocean Energy Agency is recruiting for one or more biologists to ensure that renewable energy-related activities on the OCS are conducted in a safe and environmentally sound manner and that all applicable Federal environmental laws and regulations are adhered to. Located in Herndon, Virginia, a DC suburb. GS 9/11/12; Salary $50,000 to $95,000. We are also recruiting at the GS-13 level; Salary $86,900 to $113,000. Announcement closes August 14, 2009. Visit www.usajobs.gov and search "Interior/ Minerals Management Service (MMS-ANT-09-MM26 9462 (DEU). Call Julie Reynolds at (703) 7871208 for questions. Broadcasting

NEWS PRODUCER WTVR is has an opening for a FT News Producer. Strong writer with news judgment, energetic & flexibilty. 2+ yrs exp in line producing & updating news on website is req’d. EOE Send resume & recent newscast to: Attn: Sheryl Barnhouse, WTVR TV, 3301 W. Broad St., Richmond, VA 23230.

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Shipping and Receiving Seeking a person to work at our furniture and bedding cross dock operation located at 506 E. Clopton St, Richmond. Duties include loading and unloading trailers, recycling and trash han dling. Tues thru Sat 4:00 am to 12:00 noon. Good benefits and 401k. Call C J at 804-233-0708.

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REPORTER WTVR TV is seeking an aggressive FT Reporter to enterprise daily ideas for newscasts & website, deliver breaking news stories & compelling live shots. Flexible, work well in team & under tight deadlines. Min 3yrs exp as TV Reporter/Anchor preferred. EOE Send resume & DVD to Bill Anderson, News Director, banderson@wtvr.com or WTVR-CBS6 3301 W. Broad St., Richmond, VA 23230.

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Construction Inspectors/ Engineers Construction Consultant looking for Inspectors and Engineers with VDOT certification, 5 years bridge and road experience. BS Engineering degree. Good communication and computer skills required. P.E. preferred. Email resume@belconinc.net Fax 703-820-2727 EOE

CRANE OPERATOR Large concrete company looking for an experienced tower crane and RT operator. Please call Kathy at 757-460-5366. Drug Free Workplace. EOE.

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Coordinator of Database Services Responsible for the operation and ongoing support of the schools’ database environmentB.S. in Computer Science required-Salary: $60,000-$70,000 - Deadline: Open Until FilledReference Position 090721063 when applying - Gloucester County Public Schools - 804693-5300 or for a Professional Application http://gets.gc.k12.va.us EOE.

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The Portsmouth Police Department invites you to consider a career in Law Enforcement. A career with the Portsmouth Police Department offers personal and professional challenges and rewards, educational opportunities, job specialization and opportunity for advancement. Starting Salary: $36,347 and upon completion of the Academy: $38,260 with excellent benefits. Must be a U.S. citizen, 21 years of age at the time of entry-level test, have a high school diploma or GED and a valid Virginia driver’s license. Out of state applicants must have a valid driver’s license from his/her state of residence and must obtain a Virginia license within 30 days of employment. No Felony convictions; no misdemeanor convictions involving moral turpitude; no drug convictions within the past 12 months; no assault and battery convictions with a pattern of abuse and no domestic assault convictions; no dismissal from previous employer for delinquency or misconduct; or driver’s license suspended at the time of the automatic disqualifier check. Closing Date: Friday, August 28, 2009. ALL APPLICANTS MUST COMPLETE A CIVIL SERVICE APPLICATION, which may be obtained by con tacting the Department of Human Resource Management at 757-393-8626, www.portsmouth.gov EOE. Written Exam Date: Saturday, September 26, 2009.

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LEASING CONSULTANT Luxury West End apts. Leasing & computer exp. prefd. Some weekends. Good pay, Benefits & 401K. Drug testing & criminal bkgrd check req’d. EOE. Fax resumes: 804-360-2165

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MAINTENANCE TECH FT, Needed for luxury apt community in west end. HVAC cert Req’d. Benefits incl 401K, Health, Dental, Vision, paid vac & sick. Fax re sume to Copper Spring Apartments at 804-7478807 or call 804-747-8181

MECHANICAL ENGINEER Company looking for Senior Mechanical Engi neer with 15 years ma chine tool experience. Position requires experi ence with Solidworks or other equivalent 3D modeling program. Undergrad degree reqd. SEE BELOW FOR EMAIL TO APPLY.

OPERATIONS MANAGER We are also looking for an Operations Manager who will be responsible for scheduling, supervis ing assembly depart ment, project manager for high visibility projects, implement and improve engineering and manufacturing proc esses. 10 years in manu facturing or plant man agement experience and undergraduate degree required. If interested in either position please send your resume with salary requirements to bhr1987@yahoo.com.

For Law firm specializing in personal injury. Exp. in plaintiff personal injury required. Competitive salary plus benefits. Send resumes to: 4020 W. Broad St. Richmond, VA 23230 or fax: 804-355-0226

MECHANIC (Heavy Duty Truck) ASE Certification, State Inspection and CDL li censes Preferred. Training provided for qualified person. Email Resume to: ac23224@yahoo.com 804-283-3159

Natural Santa Needed Chesterfield TC, FT $20/hr. Begins Nov. 12. Email Santa photo jobs@i-p-i.com or call 800-444-7525 x 121

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PIPELINE MECHANICAL TECHNICIAN Competitive pay with rapid progression and a comprehensive benefits package, including starting 2 weeks annualized vacation accrual! Who We Are! Kinder Morgan operates more than 35,000 miles of pipeline and more than 160 bulk, liquid and transload terminals and reaches more places and services more markets that any other independent bulk, liquid, transload or pipeline company in the United States. Currently, we have an immediate opening for an experienced hands-on Mechanical Technician in Richmond, VA. Requirements: High School Diploma or equivalent. Valid Drivers license with clear driving record. Successful background check required. Able to take direction and supervision and work cooperatively with people. Demonstrat ed work history with installation, maintenance & repair of industrial equipment including pumps, valves and valve actuators. Includes millwright type work. Basic computer skills. Read and comprehend written communications. Willing to work overtime and respond to call out. Work inside and outside in all weather. Apply online at www.kindermorgan.com An Equal Opportunity Employer

Mortgage Loans

Loan Closing Specialist VHDA is recruiting for an individual with experience in closing and post closing FHA, VA and RD insured loans. Background in pre and post closing VHDA loans is helpful. Must have some college or equivalent experience, excellent oral and written communications, and exceptional customer service skills. Applicant should be self-motivated and work well under pressure to meet deadlines. We offer a competitive salary and excellent benefits package. Interested persons must submit a resume and cover letter stating salary requirements by August 17, 2009 in ONE of the following ways: Online @ http://www.vhda.com/ careers E-mail to: hr@vhda.com Fax to: (804) 343-8717 OR mail to: Virginia Housing Development Authority Attention: Loan Closing Specialist Recruiter P.O. Box 4570 Richmond, VA 23220 An EOE Hiring range: $38,289 - 49,776 Background and credit checks will be performed as a condition of employment.

Sheet Metal Fabricator Experienced fabricator needed for custom job shop. Fabrication and welding. Good pay & benefits. Applications accepted at 5891 Lewis Rd., Sandston, Va.

TEACHERS West End Preschool seeking exp’d 3 yr old & pre-K teachers. Must have college degree. Exc. Pay & benefits. Please email resume to: lcox@mhdayschool.com or send to MHDS at 5716 Monument Ave. 23226. No Phone Calls Please

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Utility Maintenance Specialist City of Colonial Heights Salary Range: $29,548 - $48,754. Repairs & maintains pump stations, water tanks/ towers, and other water/wastewater facilities. Req. high school diploma or equivalent with 3-yrs of related exp., or an equivalent combination of education & exp.; posses a valid Va. Class B CDL within 6-months and Waterworks Operator certification within 1-year of initial employment. Preemployment medical screening & criminal background check required. City of Colonial Heights employment application may be obtained from and must be submitted to the Human Resources Department, P.O. Box 3401, Colonial Heights, VA 23834, or from the City’s web site at www.colonialheights.com by 5:00 P.M. on Friday, August 14, 2009. Visit the City’s website to view complete job announcement. EEO.

PPO BILL REVIEW ANALYST National healthcare corporation seeking exp’d professional in production environment to process PPO provider bills. Must possess exc communication and time management skills, ability to multitask and prioritize, strong data entry & computer skills. Background in healthcare/ insurance bill processing and degree preferred. Send resume to opportunity@corvel.com

PROVIDER DATA SPECIALIST National healthcare corporation seeking exp’d professional in production environment to help maintain the integrity of large quantities of provider data. Must possess excellent communication and time management skills, ability to multitask and prioritize, strong data entry & computer skills. Background in healthcare/ insurance and degree pref’d. Send resume to opportunity@corvel.com Sales

One Call Closers Needed! The #1 VA Lender in the USA, Mortgage Investors Corp., a Veteran owned and operated company, is hiring.

Exceptional benefits include: insurance, 401K, training and pre-set appointments (no cold calling). We provide the customers, you provide the work ethic. Must have reliable transportation. Background check required. We’re looking to hire immediately. For opportunity call: Mr. King (877) 301-3291

DEPARTMENT MANAGER SCHEDULING SUPPORT Large practice located in Richmond seeking an energetic team player with recent exp in procedure/office scheduling/first level management. Allscripts software exp reqd. M-F 8:30-5:00. Fax resume & cover letter to 325-1081 Health Care Positions Do you leave your job knowing each day you made a difference in someone’s life? If you wish you did, maybe you need to consider coming to work for a community health center? Central Virginia Health Services, Inc. operates 14 community health centers and has the following openings in the Greater Richmond Area. Dentists - Charles City, Bowling Green, Montross Pharmacist - Petersburg Case Manager (MSW with healthcare exp.)Petersburg RN - for Medical Office Nursing Supervisor Petersburg Bilingual LPN - (English/ Spanish) - Farmville For more information on these positions please see our website, www.cvhsinc.org MEDICAL ASSISTANT Experienced Medical Assistant needed for busy OB/GYN practice. Interested candidates can send resume to mjuarez@ dominionwomeshealth.com or fax to (804) 730-0839

SPEECH THERAPIST FT/benefits/$10,000 sign on / Emporia, VA janetcwhite@aol.com

UNIT MANAGER Coronary Care & Cardiovascular Recovery Units Centra, a regional, notfor-profit health care system in Lynchburg, Virginia, is seeking a Unit Manager for our Coronary Care and Cardiovascular Recovery Units at Centra Lynchburg General Hospital. The successful candidate must be a RN, BSN with extensive cardiac/ critical care nursing background and recent management experience. Strong leadership and interpersonal skills required, along with a proven track record in obtaining positive quality/ service/ fiscal outcomes.Proven track record in obtaining positive quality/ service/ fiscal outcomes desired. Centra employees enjoy competitive salaries, fulltime and part-time benefits, closed staffing, shared governance, tax deferred savings plan, companyfunded pension plan, education assistance, flexible scheduling and much, much more. To apply for this position, visit www.CentraHealth.com and complete an application online.EOE

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Outside Advertising Sales EBSCO Industries, at Forbes Top 200 privately held company, has an opening for a Territory Sales Rep in the Central/Western Virginia region. We sell informal referral programs to business and medical professionals with a history of over 50 years success. Direct sales experience in advertising is preferred. Training salary, high commissions, bonuses, expenses, and benefits including Hlth/Dental/Vision/Life and profit sharing. To apply: fax resume to 205-980-6766 or email: wspencer@ebsco.com. Please see: www.ebscoeppg.com

$$$ SALES $$$ Like Rock and Roll? Like to Party? We do? Paid training. $50. to $150. a day, Part-time, Full-time, Anytime. Company vehicle, paid cash daily. Call Mark 804-778-4467

ADMISSIONS / SOCIAL SERVICES DIRECTOR Skilled nursing facility is seeking an outgoing, energetic, detailoriented Social Services / Admissions Director. In addition to having the knowledge, skills & ability to develop the facility’s Managed Care & Medicare census, the successful candidate will have a Bachelor’s degree in Social Work or Human Services appropriate to resident needs or one year, within the last five years, of supervised social work experience. Also, prefer a LPN with current license, but not required. Please email resume & letter of interest to bmcgovern@dinwiddie healthcare.com

IN HOME COUNSELORS& SUPERVISORS MS-YFS Hiring FT for Richmond & Mech. Must have at least 2 yrs exp working w/atrisk youth. BA/BS req’d Fax resume 804-789-9121

FINANCIAL $1400 Down Own a Business Commercial Cleaning Franchise Guaranteed Customers Home Based - FT/PT Training & Equipment Guaranteed Financing

SYSTEM4 804-262-1830 A VENDING ROUTE Snacks/ Drinks. 17 locations for sale. 888-721-1762

MERCHANDISE

PPPPPPPP SUMMER SALE! Aug. 6-10 SNACKS Sat. Aug. 8 Midlothian Antiques 13591 Midlothian Tnpk. 804-897-4913 TV - 50 inch Rear Projection HDTV. 1280 x 720. (Viore) Brand new, never opened, includes stand $800. (804)7467889 BED MATTRESS SET Full size, 10 yr. warran ty, brand name, new in plastic, sell $149. Can deliver. 804-639-3827.

BED MATTRESS SET King Size, 10 yr. warranty. Brand name, never used, still in plastic. Sell for $269. Can deliver. Store price $500. 804-739-6373

MARION YOUTH CENTER With an undisputed reputation as a national leader in the field of education, treatment and juvenile justice for troubled youth, Marion Youth Center of Marion, VA continues a mission to meet the educational and treatment needs of troubled youth.

THERAPIST Counseling adolescent male residents and family regarding psychological or emotional problems, you will act as a key person in developing a therapeutic treatment plan by perform ing intake interviews, conducting individual and group therapy sessions. Counseling sessions with family members and/or legal guardians will also be scheduled. You will also adjust therapy plans that relate to changes with the residents. A Masters degree with LPC, LCSW or MFT License in the Commonwealth of Virginia is required and substance abuse preferred. The ability to work effectively with an adolescent resident population with ages ranging from 11 to 17 is necessary.

SUPERVISOR - 2ND SHIFT A four year degree from an accredited college or university and two years experience in the human services field, at least one of which shall have been in a residential facility for children; or a high school diploma or a G.E. D. and a minimum of five years experience in the human service field with at least two years in a residential facility for children is required.

BED MATTRESS SET Queen Size, 10 yr. warranty, new in plastic. Sell $169, Retail $400+. Can deliver. 639-2135. Dining Room table w/ leaf, lg china cab, buffet /server, 4 upholstered chairs, med. color wood.$600. 804-445-1661

PETS & LIVESTOCK American Shorthair Female (spayed) CatWonderful older cat loves attention and laps. Great pet for someone needing affection. Call 804-895-2358 or dpsmith01@verizon.net

MALTICHONS - Maltese/ Bichon hybrids. 9 wks, 1st shots, wormed. $400. 434-774-8455

HOVEROUND - Roscoe 230. Electric Mobility. New batteries. Good Cond. $1500. 231-6271

23059-Moving/ Yard Sale Fri. & Sat., 9-?, 13115 Overhill Dr. Lots of crafts, fabric,Christmas items & lots more!! 23060 - Huge - Sat 7-4 9015 Castle Point Rd. Kids collectibles clothes

23060-MISC. house wares, furn. 8 til ? Rain or shine! 6024 Carrington Green Place 23075 - Moving Sale! 100’s of items! Sat., 8-1. 112 N. Fern Ave.

KITTEN ADOPTION SPECIAL! Healthy lovable kittens, spay/neutered, shots, tested and ready for loving homes. Saturday, 8/1, PetCo, 349 Perimeter Dr (Rte. 60-W of 288)– 9am-2pm PetSmart, 4531 S Laburnum Ave, 11am-5pm Mention ad and get $20 off the adoption fee. 2nd kitten ½ price. Southside SPCA – email info@southsidespca.org for more info. AKC Registered German Shepherd puppies for sale. 2 females and 4 males. $350 (434)223-1937 khbiggers@gmail.com

23227-1730 Wilmington Ave. Golf clubs, Tools Books and More!

AKITA - Female, 3 yrs. Friendly, shots & dewormed. Prefers fenced yd. 540-261-2445

23229 - Multi family, Sat. 7-12; 8305 Lansdowne Rd. Beds, twin mattress, golf clubs, furn.

BEAGLES - AKC, 1 M, 2 F, 3 yrs. old. Small. Must see! 3 for $250. Call 804-241-8715

23229 West End Henrico 9009 Michaux Ln. Sat, Aug 1st 8a -12p

BEAGLES - AKC Regist. Blue Tick. Exc hunting stock. 12 wks old. Wormed /shots. $175/F $200/M 804-957-6985.

23234 - all types of dolls, doll head faces, everything must, Fri. & Sat. 8-noon. 5307 W. Rock Spring Dr.

23235-ESATE SALE 3344 Cedar Grove Road Sunday 1-3 #’s out at 12:30 REMAINING ITEMS 1/2 PRICE. Hiddentreasuresestate. com. 23235-ESTATE SALE 3344 Cedar Grove Road Fri/Sat. 8-3. Sun. 1-3 Biggs large corner cabi net, sideboard table, Sheild back Chairs, Chest, Sterling tea set, Candelabrum, serving bowl, China, Penn. so fa, Karastan Rug, Mohagony bdrm. suit, retro den furniture, linens, Victorian sofa, chairs, end tables, hats books and more. Hiddentreasures estates.com 23237 - Downsizing Sale, baby, toys, kit., home decor., bedding, Christmas items, Sat. 8/8, 81. 5001 Sir Lionel Ct.

23238- Saturday 8-12. No early birds! 1524 Cedar Bluff Drive. Tradmill Aquarium and books! 23803-4815 Creek Circle off of Cox Rd. Dinwiddie. 7am-noon. Electronics Dryer, Fridge, baby items, various selection of clothes. 23831-BABY items, Sat. 7-12, 11139 Timonium Drive, Chester.

Jack Russell Terrier Short female & male. 1 long male. Smooth brown/white coats. 11 wks shots vet ck. $350. (804)314-4636

LAB PUPS - AKC regist., 2 blk F, vet checked. 2nd shots. $200. 804481-5147 or733-6603

BROWNING - B e l g i u m (2) 1960 A5 & twelvette, extra barrels & case, 12guage magnum, 32" & 28"rib, engraved, collector’s item. Exc. Cond. $2400. 804-768-9214

SWIMMING PO OL - 28’ round, 4.5’ deep, exc. cond. Paid $4000; sacrifice $1500 many extras 804-445-4196

J A C K / R A T S - 14 wks, size, shots, wormed, crate trained, housebroken. 804-492-9147

BOXER PUPPIES - AKC. 2 brindle males, 9 weeks old. $500. Pics via email. (804)798-2702 mpresley1@yahoo.com

BOXER PUPPIES - AKC regist, flashy fawns. $400. 434-985-8967 or 434-531-5975 BRITTANY PUPPIES 7 wks old, orange & white, exc pets & will make exc hunting dogs. $700 ea. Call Rick Smith, 804-784-3882 www.huntsmith.com Bulldog - Cute playful female Bulldog puppy. AKC, shots up to date, wormed, health guarantee. $300 mpmayuripatel0 @gmail.com (804)358-2400 mpmayuripatel0 @gmail.com

MINIATURE SCHNAUZER reg, Blk/silver M/ very socialized. (see web site)www.ssmithkennel s.com for more pictures. $450. 434-3493854 or 423-502-3133 NORWICH TERRIER PUPS Shots, Wormed. Health Guaranteed. Parents on Premises. M, $1200 F, $1500. 434-374-8004 ROTTWEILER - German Bred Rottweiler Puppies! AKC, Shots, Dewormed, Gental Temperament. Ready to go! $450-650 (540)832-7312 Russell.snapon@gmail.com Shetland Sheepdog Pups AKC 7 wks. 3 M & 4 F. $500 Vet checked shots http://sheltiepups.net 804-492-5531

SHIH TZ U - AKC regst. Male. 8wks. Gold/ white. Health guarantee. $300. 434-579-7955 WESTIE PUPPIES - AKC, Superior quality and temperament, homeraised, parents on site, shots, wormed health guaranteed. M,F $800 434-374-2969 www.foxcreekkennel.com

RECREATION FOUR WINNS - ’90 23 ft., seats 10, 351 motor, good cond. $4,995. 804283-1360. Maxum 97 19’ 1900XP Bowrider 120HP Outboard, depth finder, life vests/preservers, marine radio, rod holders, ropes, trailer, good condition. $6,500 OBO (804)282-8414 mlindsey@commelectricfire.com WILDCAT - ’03 5th Wheel 2 7 R L , queen bed, 1 slide, exc cond, nonsmokers. $14K. 804272-2145

W I N N E B A G O - ’05 30’ motorhome. Workhorse chasse. Like new. We have no kids, no pets & are non smokers. Loaded w/options. 9,000 mi. $55,000 obo 712-6030

B U L L D O G PUPS - 3/4 English, 1/4 Boxer. 1st shots, dewormed. $400/ea. 919-269-7551. DACHSHUND MINI PUPPIES - male long haired red, F, long haired black & tan, NKC, wormed & shots, ready to go, born 6/6 $350 ea. 804-955-9278 GERMAN Shepard Pups AKC. Cert. 4 fem. 1 m Black and red. 1 male black. 10 weeks old. 100% German guar. $1500. 540-219-9550 Golden Retriever pups Champion bloodlines. Parents on site. Vet checked. (804)955-9269 pat@hardyhome.net

ALSO RECRUITING FOR AN ACTIVITY/RECREATION THERAPIST WITH ADVENTURE BASED COUNSELING EXPERIENCE PREFERRED.

23831-MULTI Family 8-12 15310 Harrowgate Road. Furn., motorcy cle. and housewares!

Marion Youth Center ATTN: Human Resources 225 State Street Marion, VA 24354 Regina.Jones@uhsinc.com Fax: (276) 783-2470 We are an equal opportunity/affirmative ac tion employer m/f/d/v

MULTI-FAMILY Sale-2500 block of Cox RoadSaturday (8/1) & Sunday (8/2)-8am-Tons of Stuff!!!

GOLDEN Retrievers- AKC registered. Avail. in two weeks. Parents on site. Commercial pedigree. $450F (7) $400 M (4) 804-598-7407

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The Fan District $229,000 OPEN SUN - 1-4 2708 Parkwood Ave 2 bdrm, 1 renovated bath, off street parking, priv. yard. 804-353-0313 3036 Oakley Pointe Ter Sun. 1-4 1400 Sq. Ft. $220,000 (804)855-7912 TWIN HICKORY Condo11509 Belmont Park Ln. For Sale By Owner, 1st flr liv, 3 bdrm, 2 ba, hdwd flrs, new carpet, new paint, 2 car gar. Shows like a model, Must See! $359,000 804690-8314 Owner moving CHESTER - 3 bdrm, brick ranch, 1.5 ba., half acre, $155,000. 804-920-0371 9OUGOTJOBS 7EGOTPEOPLEWHONEED JOBS!DVERTISEINTHE "RICK#LASSIÙEDSTODAY  

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River Access! 3836 Margate Drive. Open Sun 8/2, 1-4 pm. 2550 sq ft. 4 or 5 bdrm. 2 bdrms & full ba on 1st flr. Privacy Fence. Screened Porch. Hardwood. Walk to Neighborhood lot on River. Cherokee W of Huguenot 2.5 mi., Lft on Traylor. Rt on Apache. Lft on Margate. $369,000. 314-3268 B R A N D E R M I L L - Open Sun. 1-5. New Listing! 3324 Shallowford Trace, unique, 3 bdrm, 2 ba contemporary, inner courtyard & back deck, walk to lake, $242,000. 804-744-4758.

Carytown/VCU - 1 bdrm, 2nd fl condo, great neighborhood, new double pane windows, stack w/d, 2 ac units, ref, gas stove/heat, off street park, can be sold part. furn. Front & rear entrance. Large yard, $130’s Buy for less than rent. 804-469-4303 Rocketts Landing

Waterfront Condo 4940 Old Main Street 2 bdrm., 2.5 ba., BRAND NEW RIVERFRONT CONDO, W/ BEAUTIFUL BAMBOO FLR., STAIN LESS STEEL APPL. MAR INA, POOL, FITNESS CNTR. JUST MINUTES FROM MCV, VCU & VUU $589000 (540)455-5070 SALES@CORPORATEHO TELS.COM WWW.CORPORATEHOT ELS.COM/CONDO

LAND STEAL! 28 AC - $47,275 Mountain Views Hardwood setting w/ high elevation ridge & views. Paved rd. frontage. Ready to hunt, camp, build. Easy owner financing. Call now 877-526-3764. www.WVTimberland.com

LAND STEAL! 28 AC - $47,275 Mountain Views Hardwood setting w/ high elevation ridge & views. Paved rd. frontage. Ready to hunt, camp, build. Easy owner financing. Call now 877-526-3764. www.WVTimberland.com New 3 bdrms, 2 ba, 2 car gar., porch, on 2 ac., $145,000 336-449-4852

Oregon Hill/FAN/VCU Renovated! Houses & Apt. Most w/ac all appliances. $865-$2450 upscale!! www.arrowhattocks.com www.homes-n-land.com Deborah Bass 690-7976 Homes ‘N Land Inc Oregon Hill/FAN/VCU Renovated! Houses & Apt. Most w/ac all appliances. $865-$2450 upscale!! www.arrowhattocks.com www.homes-n-land.com Deborah Bass 690-7976 Homes ‘N Land Inc MCV/VCU Area- Convenient Location! 2nd flr. apt. on W. Main, 2 or 3 bdrms, appl., C/A. $1200. 804-730-0469.

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Now renting spacious 2&3 bdrm apt. homes at affordable prices. 804-440-0736.

SOUTHSIDE - 2701 Midlothian Tpk. 2 bdrm. apts $550+ dep. req’d. Call 10-4 M-F at 897-5868

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We are looking for military Veterans who want to earn up to $100,000 or greater helping Veterans in today’s mortgage financial crisis. We pre-set qualified appointments for you to go to Veterans’ homes and help them save money on their VA mortgage.

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Chateau DE Ville 230-6000 1 Bdrm & 1 Bdrm w/Loft $625 & $715 2 bdrm w/loft $850 W/D Hook-UP Managed by: UPA âˆŤ The Park at Forest Hill Only $525.00 Hurry Won’t Last Availability Limited 804-230-6000 âˆŤ UPA MAISONETTE APTS 1 bdrm., A/C, util. incl., $180/wk. 275-7355. www.richmondmaisonettes.com NEW KENT - Close to Colonial Downs, 20 min from downtown. Beautifully furnished 1 bedroom avail. 8/1 $700/mo. Direct TV, W/D. Call 932-9146. (Available Unfurnished) BON AIR/ Chesterfield /Edgehill - 2 Bdrm condo, FP, screened porch, $850 incl. gas heat, great schools 804-272-0745 daybailey@comcast.net MIDLOTHIAN - 807 Roehampton Ct. Renovated lovely 3 bdrm, 2.5 ba. $1250. Call 323-1800 SHORT PUMP - Townhouse for rent in Westleyen. 1,200 sq. ft., 2 master bedrooms, 2.5 baths, all appliances, washer/dryer, fireplace, new carpet, new paint, fenced in back yard, $1,000 month. Call 615-202-9923 for more info. VCU AREA - In Randolph Community. 3 Bdrm ,1.5 ba., $1200/ mo. + util. W/D on site. Pets welcome. 804-502-4440. 1206 Garber St. Avail. 2 bdrm, $695. Sec. 8 welcome. 804-641-7519

Kilmarnock area on the Rappahannock River w/sandy beach. 3 bdrm 2 ba. $1150/mo+ dep. Chesapeake Property Mgt. 804-436-9722

WEST END Carriage home in Adult/ GATED community. 3 bdrm., 2.5 ba, 2 car gar. $1650. /6 mo. min. lease Avail 10/1 - 407-253-3950

Petersburg/Fort Lee Single family 3 bdrm., 1.5 ba., large kitchen, FP, Hrdwd., Brick. $950/mo. $950 dep. appointment only, lease required, references required (804)914-4173.

WEST END - Near St. Mary’s Quiet neighborhood, 2 bdrm., 1 ba., fridge, W/D. Lots of parking w/lawn care. Will consider Section 8. Dep. $775. 804-745-1856.

SOUTHSIDE - 1118 Andros Rd. 3 bdrm. brick ranch, liv.rm., din. area, eat-in kit., 1 ba., range, fridge, W/D, $875/mo. 2 yr. lease. Call 804-270-5646. Southside - 3 bdrm, 1.5 ba, all elec. Avail. now. $1000. + dep. 320-0975 SOUTHSIDE - 5342 White Oak Dr. 3 bdrm. Sec 8 OK $900. FREE RENT 1st Mo. 804-545-0628 STRATFORD HILLS - 7213 Longview Dr. Lg 3 bdrm, rancher, 2 ba, C/a. Near River, $1195, 8/1, 804-426-7200 Twin Hickory

5-bdrm. Exec. Home Gorgeous, avail Sept 1. 3700 sq ft, 5 bdrm., 3.5 ba., 2-car garage. Built 2005. Granite, hardwood, dual H/AC, alarm. 3rd fl. bdrm. or bonus room w/ full bath. Sorry, no pets. $2195/mo, $2195 deposit. By appt only, nonsmoking, credit check, lease & references required. Contact Joel: ledfordjoeld@aol.com or 804-651-2530.

CHESTERFIELD - 10504 Sunne Ct. 3 bdrm, 1 ba, liv. rm, eat-in kit., range, fridge w/d, A/C, on cul de sac, 2 yr lease $950. 804-270-5646. CHESTERFIELD - 3 bdrm Cape Cod, 2 ba. $1075. 804-320-0705 Chesterfield Hills -3 acres. 4/5 bdrm. ga rage car port, sunroom $1195 month avail. immed. Owner/agent 1st Va. Realty. Andrea Greenwood. 833-5555.

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Chesterfield- near JRHS. 628 Dauphin Dr. 4 bdrm. 2 ba. two car garage central air, avail. 9/1 $1295. 1st Va. Realty Owner/Agent Andrea Greenwood 833-5555

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HANOVER - 13419 Ashland Rd. 2 story , 4 rms up / 4 rm down. Nice yard. No pets $775/ mo. 804-798-5376 HENRICO - Spacious, brick cape cod, 3 bdrm., 2 ba., fenced back yd., appl. + washer & dryer. No pets. Credit check + ref. $1100/mo. + dep. (804) 873-1115 whitedvw05@aol.com HIGHLAND SPRINGS - 4 bdrm, 2 ba., avail. 8/1, all newly renovated, $1200/mo. 757-652-4282 INNSBROOK AREA 3 bdrm, 2 full baths, fenced rear, all appli., avail 8/15. $1295/mo + dep. Pets negotiable, 9708 Kingscroft Dr., 804-677-1490 Louisa/Shannon Hill 3 bdrm., 2 ba., 8 yrs. old large lot close to I-64

WEST END - terrific 3 bdrm. brick Rancher w/ enormous fenced-in yd. Attached rear deck great for grilling. Nonsmoking, no pets, refs. req. $1100/mo.+ util. 804-334-9727, aft. 5 p.m. SOUTHSIDE - Rooms For Rent. Smoking ok. 804-306-4612 CHESTERFIELD CO. Meadowbrook. Female seeks female to share beautiful ranch home $500-$600/mo. Call 804-272-5919 Chippenham Hospital Area - Cat lover? Share home, $450 inc. cable /internet. Mon-to-mon. Own room. 304-8653. Nice room and bath, No Smoking or Drinking $400. Furnished, Cable ready. 272-9467 Northside/Southside house to share, ca/heat, carpet, hdwd flrs, busline. $125/wk. 804-745-1626 Short Pump- Mature to share nice apt., pvt. ba, w/d, pool. No drugs, drinking, smoking $495 incl. all. 804-360-4152. SHORT PUMP - Roommate needed. Full privileges. To share my home. $650 utilities included. 804-360-0783.

BON AIR - 3 bdrm, 1 bath 2840 Bon Oaks Ln. 9/1 $975 / 804-647-0287 BON AIR - 8000 Brown Rd. Exc 3 bdrm Rancher 1 ba big yard. No dogs $895, 8/1, 804-426-7200

WEST END - Skipwith 3 bdrm, 1 ba., fp, appl., $875 Call 804-405-6982

WEST END - 2607 Darnell 2 bdrms, c/a-HP, $775. Call 804-405-6982 WEST END - 3bdrm, 1ba, AC, clean, fenced, No Pets, dep.,$900. 387-8771 WEST END 9513 Fordson. Three Chopt / Parham. Lg. 3 bdrm Rancher, 2.5 bath. c/a. Private. Big garage 8/1, $1195. 804-426-7200

SOUTHSIDE - Pvt home. Female seeks Female. $455/mo. incl util., cable 804- 271-5797 WEST END - Female only to share house. Parking, W/D, internet, cable, lg bath. $575 util incl. 9/1. 804-366-0573 3ELLINGSTUFFISFUN $ONlTBELIEVEUS4RYIT "RICK#LASSIÙEDS 

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B M W - ’92 325 IS. 2 dr coupe. Emerald green w/beige leather. AT Cold Air. CD. Just completely serviced. Exc cond. Must sell $2950 804-928-5000

TOYOTA- ’00 4 Runner, 4x4, SR5, V6, Green, AT, All Pwr, A/C, moonroof, gar. kept, A1 cond., no pings, No smoking. 94K $10,500 804-794-1772

CHEVROLET - ’91 S10, 4cyl., 4-spd. New tires & brakes. New windshield. Current insp. 129K mi. $1000. 804-598-7727

CADILLAC - ’03 Deville extremely nice car 107K mi., $5995 804-794-3756 or 334-9482

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DODGE - ’99 Dakota, 4x4, SLT, 32,800 miles, auto., cruise, tilt, pw, split bench, red /grey, $6900/obo. 314-2291.

WEST END - Spacious home. Pref. Responsible male. $425. Share utilities. Available Now! 804-740-1769.

CHEVROLET - ’01 Cavalier Sedan, 46K mi., auto., 4-dr., exc. cond., $4450. Call 339-1691

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NISSAN - ’85 300ZX, red, fully loaded with auto. trans., clean, only 3owners, $4500/obo. Call for more details, 804-241-9750 O L D S M O B I L E - ’92 98 Elite, new brakes, new tires, $1000. Call 804784-4397

DODGE - ’04 Stratus SE, 6-cyl., 32K, pw, pd, locks, CD, exc. cond., $7400. 804-781-0772 or 382-1317

TOYOTA - ’97 - Corolla, great cond, green, 123K mi. at, ac, 4 dr. $2500. Richmond -804-360-3925

FORD- F250 00’ Silver V10 XLT 53k. and 2005 two-horse straightload Equispirit gooseneck Xwide dressing room $17,500. 804-920-8048

VOLVO - ’08 V70, 23k mi., metalic silver, black lthr int., premium pkg., warranty, $24,500 804-716-1452; 349-9499

J A G U A R - ’04 X-type white, tan lthr. 5 spd, 75K mi., $13,000 804248-1084

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JAGUAR - ’96 XJ6, white, tan int., 111K mi., runs great! $3995. Call 804822-2362. Jeep Wrangler ’91 red with black soft top. Very Good condition. 4cyl 5 speed 4wd. 82k. $4950. 804-241-5429. MERCEDES - ’02 Benz E320 Sedan, black/ gray lthr. 87K mi. Rain sensing wipers, Sport pkg. Bose stereo w/XM radio. Non-smoker, gar. kept. All svc. records. Exc. cond. $13,500. Call 698-9784 or 639-1794. MERCEDES - ’95 SL320 Convert. and hardtop, 11K mi., orig. owner, manuel and all records, ext. beautiful light teal /int. tan., always garaged, cond. like new, $18,500. 804-897-4303

HARLEY DAVIDSON - ’07 - Road King Classic, 13K mi. 2 tone cobalt/ pew ter lots of extras, ex tended warranty. $17,500. 434-589-4380 HONDA - ’05 CRF 250X, like brand new cond, used only 30 hrs. $3200 obo. 804-641-2572 KAWASAKI - ’02 Vulcan 750, 5K mi., very good cond., senior owned, $2950. 804-794-8909. KAWASAKI - ’04 2000cc, 14,400 mi., new battery, tires, $5500. 748-8268, 777-9229

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NISSAN - ’99 Sentra GXE, AT, PW, PL, CC, cold AC, AM/FM/CD, 149K. $1995. 804-598-8193

JEEP-’04 Grand Cherokee, sunroof, exc. cond. graphite grey, 42K, 4x4, $13,000 804-248-1084

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Sudoku puzzles are formatted as a 9x9 grid, broken down into nine 3x3 boxes. To solve a sudoku, the numbers 1 through 9 must fill each row, column and box. Each number can appear only once in each row, column and box. You can figure out the order in which the numbers will appear by using the numeric clues already provided in the boxes. The more numbers you name, the easier it gets to solve the puzzle!

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62 Metamorphosis stage 63 Crazy way to go? 64 iPod varieties 65 Like boisterous crowds 66 Neither mate 67 Kofi Annan’s home country 68 Word that can follow the ends of 20-, 35-, 41- and 56across

DOWN 1 “___ Is Wack” (anti-drug slogan) 2 Helicopter part 3 Carne ___ grilled steak (Taco Bell option) 4 Paper from mammal skin 5 Take a recruiter’s offer 6 Skin problem 7 He-Man’s twin sister 8 Cat’s foot 9 Eisenhower’s nickname 10 Woozy from the ride 11 Sworn to tell the truth 12 Gather, as crops 13 Waiting room call 21 Be idle, with “out” 23 Panetta and Trotsky, for two 26 “There, there” follow-up 27 Tom Clancy protagonist Jack 30 Tar Heels’ st. 31 Scottish terrier breed 32 “Space Ghost Coast to Coast” simpleton 33 Capital on the Tiber 34 He was a real Meathead on

TV 35 Moonshine 36 Circle segment 38 “Kiss My Axe” fusion guitarist Al Di ___ 39 Financial degs. 42 Making a total mess of 45 Film studio that introduced Droopy 46 Prohibition-era rule 47 Outback manufacturer 49 Composer Copland 51 What computers repeat out loud while shooting sparks, in old sci-fi movies 52 Exudations from eruptions 53 One end of a maze 54 Antithesis of kids’ cereal with cartoon mascots 55 Property taken back 57 Civil rights figure Parks 60 “Don’t think so” 61 Strip club offering, for short

If the crossword puzzle makes you drop F-bombs or throw pens across the bar...then ‘Word Search’ is the game for you! If it takes you more than 3 minutes to find all the words, you should close out your tab and call a cab! Enjoy!

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1 Want really bad 6 Stock-and-gelatin dish 11 Crematorium vessel 14 Fox News “Red Eye” contributor Alison 15 Khan who is “every woman” 16 Weddings page word 17 In any way 18 Less stale 19 Actor Shepard of “Idiocracy” 20 High-vitamin oil source 22 Part of a sign at a historical inn 24 “Dirty Sexy Money” star Peter 25 Less substantive 28 Bus. conference 29 Business biggies 32 “It’s freezing out!” 35 Is talented in, with “for” 37 It may be made for dessert 39 Numskull 40 “___ tuned!” 41 Michelob beer variety 43 Charlemagne’s realm, for short 44 “On the Road” author 45 A.M.A. members 48 Elevator creator Otis 50 Thin porridges 54 “Monty Python’s Life of ___” 56 Kid who’s lived in many states, perhaps 58 Stimpy’s smarter half 59 Preface

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Ashland Coffee & Tea Dairy Bar Dot’s Back Inn Glen Allen Cultural Arts Center Shenanigan’s Stir Crazy

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Carytown Babes Bev’s Ice Cream BIN 22 Byrd Theatre Can Can Capital Coffee Cary Street Cafe Carytown Teas Chop Suey Tuey Coppola’s Deli Crossroads Coffee & Ice Cream Ellwood Thompson Market Galaxy Diner

Kroger Lakeside Decks Look Boutique Salon Play N Trade of Carytown Plan 9 Walgreen’s

Poe’s Pub Rosie Connolly’s Que Pasa? Richbrau Shockoe Espresso & Roastery Sumo San Vistas on the James

Church Hill/ Shockoe Bottom

Downtown

Bottom’s Up Café Gutenberg Canal Club Captain Buzzy’s Beanery Cobblestone Bakery East Villa Restaurant Fountain Bookstore Hill Café Jojo’s Pizza Jumpin’ J’s Java Lucky Lounge Mars Bar McCormack’s Irish Pub Millie’s O’Toole’s

Aladdin Express Apex Digital Barcode Becky’s Café Ole Capital Ale House Exile Gus’ Harrison Street Coffee J. Sargeant Reynolds Community College Kari’s Café Library of Virginia Lift Coffee Shop & Cafe Metro Sound Nonesuch Gallery

Out of Bounds Padow’s at City Hall Panda Veg Penny Lane Perly’s Pine Street Barber Shop Red Door Stuff y’s The Richmond Times-Dispatch Valentine Center Velocity Comics Village Cafe YMCA

The Fan 821 Café Aladdin Express ALB Tech All-Star Market & Deli Baja Bean Bandito’s Border Chophouse Buddy’s Place Café Diem Commercial Taphouse

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3 Monkeys VCU Adcenter VCU Student Commons VCU Bookstore Video Fan Visual Arts Center Wildchild Art & Tattoo

Southside BK Music Books-A-Million Crossroads Coffee & Ice Cream Legend Brewing Mixed Martial Arts Institute Once Upon A Vine South O’Tooles Plant Zero Café Positive Vibe Café Richmond Comix Richmond Music Center Ultimate Cycle

West End Asian Panda Bailey’s Barnes & Noble Books-A-Million Buffalo Wild Wings Capital Ale House City Limit Comedy Alley Extra Billy’s Enzo’s Green Lemon Kroger at Willow Lawn Mojo’s Rich Athletic Club Side Pocket Taboo The Tavern The Triple University of Richmond Commons Walgreen’s West Coast Smoothies Westhampton Theatre

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