LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO SPEND IT WITH ASSHOLES
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NO Â EXCUSES This publication is intended as a weapon available to any reader who, using their common sense, want to exercise their right to judge public, respected and admired characters, that like us make mistakes and say shit even if they are not aware. In that consciousness lies this publication; but we do not care if they are aware or not of the relevance of their words, but who listen their words are aware of knowing how to interpret them, read between the lines and know to be critical with the opinion leaders of our time. Leaders that a large part of the population has entrusted a blind faith, perhaps based on the importance that the media has given them, which is a wrong, offensive and retrograde approach that nullifies the critical capacity of us as individuals, turning them into a great mass that swallows without chewing and does not digest the information that is provided. To prevent this social constipation, we suggest this alternative that acts as a blowoff valve, giving vent to free opinion, interpretation and expression. A return to adolescence in its most critical and nonconformist way. The teen-age that rebelled against their father's idols and idolized their own in the same way that they are subjected to cruel judgment in a coarse and a free way without a consistent arguments. As true assholes, as we all are at different points in our lives, and as we love to remind to each other, because it 's okay to scoff about it, learn and laugh from our mistakes. So, if we all are in the same game, let's down to earth these demigods. We debunk these people showing you the other side that completes all its truth. Authors of quotes and facts not so well known, that will blow your imagination and allow you to judge them like any asshole deserves, like you and me. How to play? 1. Contemplate the portrait. 2. Turn the page. 3. Judge them yourself as you see fit, with the stickers and marker. 4. KILL YOUR IDOLS !
“War is sometimes
to obtain peace ”
Barack Obama in 2009, Novel Peace Prize
is more memory than anyone will ever need on a computer
in 1980, Co-founder of Microsoft
“ I think I understand the man.
He’s not what you would call ‘a good guy’, but I understand much about him and I sympathise with him a little
Lars Von Trier Film Director, Talking about Hitler
“ Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich
American business magnate, investor,television personality and author
“Youth must refrain from
ungrateful questioning of governmental mandates. Instead, they have to devote to study, work and military service
Ernesto “Che” Guevara
Argentine Marxist revolutionary, and guerrilla leader.
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“God is a specific person,
not a vague God, a God spray, which is a bit everywhere, but do not know what is
” Pope Francis
Current Pope of the Catholic Church
Merkel located Berlin in Russia on a blank map
Chancellor of Germany
“Who the hell
wants to hear actors talk ”
American studio executive,
one of the founders of Warner Bros.
“Trees cause more
pollution than automobiles do ”
40th President of the United States (1981–1989)
“I wouldn't run for
president. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house ”
singer-songwriter, musician, advocate for social causes.
Who are the assholes? Yes, we all are assholes The biggest around, But you need to look out for some to be found. We are here all around you We are near and we are far, But which ones are assholes? Well, we all are!
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