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APHROISMS


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APHROISMS © MALCOLM PAYNE 2011


ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES BLACK A DULL WHITE


A BLACK IS AS GOOD AS A WHITE TO A BLIND HORSE


A WHITE SAVED IS A BLACK EARNED


A BLACK IS KNOWN BY THE WHITE HE KEEPS


A POOR WHITE ALWAYS BLAMES HIS BLACK


A ROLLING BLACK GATHERS NO WHITE


ONE BLACK’S MEAT IS ANOTHER WHITE’S POISON


A BLACK A DAY KEEPS THE WHITE AWAY


BETTER THE BLACK YOU KNOW THAN THE WHITE YOU DON’T


BEWARE OF WHITES BEARING GIFTS


BLACK IS THICKER THAN WHITE


CHILDREN SHOULD BE BLACK AND NOT WHITE


DON’T BITE THE WHITE THAT FEEDS YOU


EVERY BLACK HAS A WHITE LINING


FEED A BLACK AND STARVE A WHITE


GOD HELPS BLACKS WHO HELP THEMSELVES


IF YOU LIE DOWN WITH BLACKS YOU WILL GET UP WITH WHITES


IN FOR A BLACK, IN FOR A WHITE


IN THE KINGDOM OF THE WHITE, THE ONE EYED BLACK IS KING


IT AIN’T OVER TILL THE BLACK LADY SINGS


IT’S AN ILL WHITE THAT BLOWS NO ONE ANY BLACK


NOTHING IS CERTAIN BUT BLACK AND WHITE


SPARE THE BLACK AND SPOIL THE WHITE


THE BLACK IS ALWAYS WHITE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE FENCE


TOO MANY BLACKS SPOIL THE WHITE


YOU CAN’T MAKE A BLACK PURSE FROM A WHITE’S EAR


YOU CAN’T RUN WITH THE WHITE AND HUNT WITH THE BLACK


BLACK IS WASTED ON THE WHITE


AN OUNCE OF BLACK IS BETTER THAN A POUND OF WHITE


THE SINS OF THE WHITES SHALL BE VISITED ON THE BLACKS


THE BLACK IS WILLING BUT THE WHITE IS WEAK


YOU CAN’T TEACH AN OLD WHITE NEW BLACK


WHEN BLACK COMES TO THE DOOR, WHITE FLIES OUT OF THE WINDOW


IF THE WHITE SHALL LEAD THE BLACK, BOTH SHALL FALL INTO THE DITCH


BLACK IS THE SPICE OF WHITE


A GOOD WHITE IS HARD TO FIND


IF WISHES WERE WHITE, BLACKS WOULD RIDE


TOO MANY BLACKS SPOIL THE WHITE


HALF A BLACK IS BETTER THAN NONE


A WHITE A DAY KEEPS THE BLACK AWAY


A BLACK WORKMAN ALWAYS BLAMES HIS WHITE


THERE IS ONE LAW FOR THE BLACK AND ANOTHER FOR THE WHITE


WHEN THE BLACK GETS TOUGH THE WHITE GETS GOING


WHAT’S SAUCE FOR THE WHITE IS SAUCE FOR THE BLACK


BETTER BLACK THAN WHITE


BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WHITE IS A BLACK


ALL WHITES ARE BLACK IN THE DARK


WHERE BLACK IS BLISS ’TIS FOLLY TO BE WHITE


A BLACK IN THE HAND IS WORTH TWO IN THE BUSH


WHITES RUSH IN WHERE BLACKS FEAR TO TREAD


WHITE TODAY BLACK TOMORROW


BLACK WISE WHITE FOOLISH


A BLACK IS A WHITE’S BEST FRIEND


ALL BLACK AND NO WHITE


BLACKS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WHITES


WHEN THE WHITE’S AWAY THE BLACK WILL PLAY


YOU CAN LEAD A WHITE TO WATER BUT YOU CAN’T MAKE HIM BLACK


THE EARLY BLACK GETS THE WHITE


CAUGHT BETWEEN A BLACK AND A WHITE PLACE


A WHITE IS AS STRONG AS ITS WEAKEST BLACK


A BLACK IN NEED IS A WHITE INDEED


ALL THAT’S BLACK IS NOT WHITE


YOU CAN’T FIT A ROUND BLACK INTO A WHITE HOLE


COLD BLACKS WARM WHITES


DO UNTO BLACKS AS YOU WOULD HAVE WHITES DO UNTO YOU


DON’T FIRE TILL YOU SEE THE BLACKS OF THEIR EYES


DON’T CAST BLACKS BEFORE WHITES


BLACKS RUSH IN WHERE WHITES FEAR TO TREAD


GENIUS IS ONE PERCENT BLACK AND NINETY NINE PERCENT WHITE


IT’S NO USE FLOGGING A DEAD WHITE


LEAVE NO BLACK UNTURNED


LET SLEEPING WHITES LIE


MANY BLACKS MAKE WHITE WORK


ONE MAN’S BLACK IS ANOTHER MAN’S WHITE


BLACKS WHO LIVE IN GLASS HOUSES SHOULDN’T THROW WHITES


THE MORE BLACKS CHANGE THE MORE WHITES STAY THE SAME


THERE ARE TWO BLACKS TO EVERY QUESTION


THERE IS NO WHITE LIKE AN OLD BLACK


THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A FREE BLACK


TO ERR IS WHITE TO FORGIVE BLACK


TWO BLACKS ARE BETTER THAN ONE


TWO WHITES DON’T MAKE A BLACK


WHAT’S GOOD FOR THE BLACK IS GOOD FOR THE WHITE


YOU CAN CATCH MORE BLACKS WITH HONEY THAN WITH WHITES


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Aphroisms, Malcolm Payne, 2011