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On Cover: Twitter VS Facebook Top 26 funniest tweets on Twitter One Amazing City Hong Kong The Sex Tips will turn on

Getting start it : Reader’s #letter Features : Creative Art work

The Last Treands : #Film and # Technology

#Suits - Smart, Awesome, Suit Up


Very First,Very Fresh MAD magazine Hello everyone! This is the very first issue of MAD magazine, the summer is coming up, and everyone must be so exciting about that, SCHOOLS OUT FOR SUMMER!!! And party all night. Peace everyone.

“You must think me mad, but I’m not the only one” Matthew Wong

EDDIE Speaks I

FEMINISTS

feel That Sexism has been overblown with feminists wearing rags complaining about anything tht moves and even more about everything that doesnt move, I really am offended, Maybe we should have male movements and complain about women, as humans we are all different and we are intitled to our own opinions but theres a limit to how much rubbish structure our opinions. STOP the complaining so much, get a man and get a job thats what I say

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CREATIVITY

he mass media is dead, ads are getting dummer to suit the consumer and the concepts are getting blander by the minute I wish I was born in the 60s, at least then there was class and creativity to the ideas that structure the ads, I for one refuse to purchase a product based on the crappy advertising of design that spports it.


Upcoming Films next month

Samsung Super OLED TV

June 1 Snow White and the Huntsman
 Universal Pictures

June 8 Safety Not Guaranteed
 FilmDistrict

June 15 I Hate You, Dad
 Columbia

June 22 Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
 20th Century Fox

June 29

G.I. Joe: Retaliation Paramount

John Mahoney OLED televisions are super thin, ultra-contrasty, and have colors that are saturated to the point of near surreality. But other than Sony's dimunitive XEL-1, which has been on sale since 2008, they're usually trotted out at CES only as dreamy concept showpieces. Samsung's 55" Super OLED, though, marks an important moment in TVs: largepanel OLEDs are now practical to manufacture and sell. No word on price (it will be exorbitant, surely), but Samsung stated plainly that the set would be available for purchase this year. And good thing: after you've stood in front of this OLED beauty, it's hard to look at normal TVs the same way again.


Fujifilm X-Pro1

Dan Bracaglia Fujifilm's X10 and X100, with their modern rangefinder-inspired styling, are standouts in the crowded advanced-compact-camera field. Now, the X-Pro1 brings the same sleek look and innovative hybrid digital/optical viewfinder to an interchangeable lens system, which currently includes three fast primes, or non-zoom lenses. In addition, a unique color filter array on the large APS-C sensor promises big image quality in a small, retro-stylish package.

Lenovo IdeaPad Yoga

John Mahoney It’s become clear this week that 2012 is the Year of the UltraBook, but in reality there’s not a lot to distinguish one super-trim laptop from another. Unless we’re talking about the IdeaPad Yoga, which in this case we happen to be.The Windows-running clamshell can morph into any of four form factors. From standard laptop clamshell, rotate the keyboard behind the screen (like the cover of a spiral notebook) to enter tablet-style mode with the keyboard deactivated. Or, use the keyboard as a stand in either a sandwichboard-style orientation or a right-angle hinge.


Twitter VS Facebook Facebook is as best as social networking can get. Twitter has come up light a bolt from the blue.

Facebook from a user’s perspective is the coolest thing ever to happen online. Facebook already has a wellstructured and very simple ad mechanism in place. But apart from this, it remains the work of the online marketer to use the indirect ways of promoting the brand.

Twitter in comparison has gone in for drastic innovation in terms of how people talk to each other online.

While some people are drawn to geeky things, more people are drawn to cool things. It's as simple as that.

The author points out that Twitter is more different because it's unique, whereas Facebook is much more "common", and then points out five reasons why Facebook marketing is far superior to marketing on Twitter. Updates on Twitter are immediate and sometimes highly enriching. The uniqueness of Twitter is its biggest USP. Image from TAMBA


Suit Up! Fashion ASOS

FRANCK BOCLET

Black cotton and linen blend blazer from Franck Boclet featuring notched lapels, a single-breasted front button fastening, single chest detail, two front flap pockets, rear vent and long sleeves with buttoned cuffs. Made in Italy.

Slim fit suit jacket by ASOS. Constructed in cotton. Featuring an unlined and unstructured design in a garment washed finish for a causal, worn in effect, a slim notched lapel and single breasted front fastening, a welt chest pocket and patch pockets below, a functioning button cuff, bound interior seams and a slim fit.

farfetch from L’Eclaireur Paris, France £1309.00

£65.00

GUCCI

Topman

Blue wool suit from Gucci featuring a jacket and trousers.The jacket features a notched lapel, a breast pocket, a two button fastening, two flap pockets, long sleeves with button cuffs and a central back vent.

Cream aiden shawl skinny fit blazer with contrast navy trim on shawl lapel, ticketpocket and front flap pockets. 65% Polyester,35% Viscose. Dry clean only. farfetch from Al Duca d'Aosta Venezia, Italy £859.00

NEIL BARRETT Blue wool blend suit from Neil Barrett featuring a jacket with a peaked lapel, a breast pocket with a white pocket square detail, a two button front fastening, two jet pockets, two flap pockets, long sleeves with button cuffs and a two back vents.

farfetch from Bernardelli Mantova, Italy £869.00

£75.00

Topman

Blazer by Selected. Featuring slim peaked lapels, two lower front pockets with flaps, a welt pocket to the chest, a single button closure, double vent to reverse and a two colour woven finish.


£115.00


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One Amazing City

Hong Kong Hong Kong is one of two special administrative regions (SARs) of the People's Republic of China (PRC), the other being Macau. A citystate[9] situated on China's south coast and enclosed by the Pearl River Delta and South China Sea, it is known for its expansive skyline and deep natural harbour.


One Amazing City Hong Kong photo from Matthew Wong


Alcohol??? Cocktail???


White Russian

Whiskey Sour recipe

The White Russian is a drink everyone should know. It's a simple, creamy vodka mixed drink with a nice coffee flavor that makes a great after dinner sipper. If you skip the cream you'll have a Black Russian, give the White Russian a shake at the end and you have a Dirty Bird, add amaretto and you have a Roasted Toasted Almond.The related drink list to the White Russian is almost endless.

Preparation: 3. Pour the vodka and Kahlua into an oldfashioned glass filled with ice. 4. Stir. Gently top with the cream.

Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve. Ingredients: 1. 1 1/2 oz vodka 2. 3/4 oz Kahlua 3/4 oz cream

Black Russian

The Black Russian is a simple vodka and coffee liqueur drink. This popular lowball is known throughout the world and is so popular that it (and the White Russian) should be one of the first that every aspiring bartender should memorize. Experiment beyond the common coffee liqueurs like Kahlua to create different tastes. One like the creamier Cafe Boheme paired with 42 Below's Manuka Honey vodka is a great match for a nightcap or an after dinner drink.

Ingredients: 5.1 3/4 oz vodka 3/4 oz coffee liqueur

Preparation: 6. Build the ingredients in an old-fashioned glass filled with ice. Stir well.

2 oz blended whiskey juice of 1/2 lemons 1/2 tsp powdered sugar 1 cherry 1/2 slice lemon INSTRUCTIONS
Rinse martini glass in dry vermouth and pour out. Shake gin with ice until chilled. Pour into martini glass. Add olives. INGREDIENTS
2½ oz gin
1½ oz dry vermouth
3 green olives

Cosmopolitan Cocktail Combine all ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake briefly and pour into a chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with a lime twist. 1 1/4 oz Absolut® Citron vodka 1/4 oz lime juice 1/4 oz triple sec 1/4 cup cranberry juice

Old Fashioned INGREDIENTS
2 dashes aromatic bitters
½ tsp sugar dissolved with water and bitters
1½ oz of bourbon
1 cherry
1 orange slice
1 lemon wedge INSTRUCTIONS
Fill glass with ice. Add cherry, orange slice, and lemon wedge. Pour in bourbon. Serve in a rocks glass over ice.

Classic Martini


What tips would you give for SEX? Don’t have sex with ex’s bestfriend

It’s always about the women. Lots of kissing

Don’t have sex in the sea/beach Oral is good to finish off Cum on the ceiling

True or False “Does the size matter“ one male person said fasle, he think quality is over quantity, in fact, from the research 82% agree that the quality of sex is much more important than quantity. the ranges reflects your erect penis length

Under 4”: 1.1% Between 4” and 5”: 7.3% 5.0” to 5.4”: 11.5% 5.5” to 5.9”: 21.9% 6.0” to 6.4”: 25.6% 6.5” to 6.9”: 16.8% 7.0” to 7.4”: 9.3% 7.5” to 7.9”: 3.9% 8.0” to 8.4”: 1.4% 8.5” to 8.9”: 0.6% over 9.0”: 0.4%

those are all from real people



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