He's just not in the stars~wicked astrology & uncensored advice for getting the (almost) perfect guy

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Gemini, Ex or Next

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She left him. Told him she loved him but that she had someone else waiting in the wings (true) who loved her and wanted to get married. Gemini man said okay (they always do, out of pride) and let her go. In the end, the She was clever. Kept in touch. But she never love you take is equal to the let on to Gemini guy that she missed him or regret- love you make. ted leaving him. Eventually, Gemini guy brought pau l in a close friend to intervene. Since he felt he mc c a r t ne y couldn’t really put his heart on the line alone (r-ii-i-ght), he set up a meeting with Jules and the friend, and they negotiated the terms of the relationship, all three, as if it were a house deed. It worked. Bottom line: If he’s older, in his late thirties or forties, he’s probably already set in his independent ways. This will take the form of a spoiled child who wants to eat ten candy apples, then go ride the negative G-force gargantuan upsidedown roller coaster. (You know it’s gonna make Am I a him throw up, but you have to let him do it any- romantic? I’ve seen Wuthering way.) Heights ten Under the bottom line: Gemini guy will never times. I’m a move to the next step unless he’s forced to—and romantic. believes you’ll actually leave him when you j o hnny d e pp threaten to. If he doesn’t respond, just do it. He’ll also stay in a relationship that’s over far too long if the sex is good. Save yourself; get a life raft, row to shore. He may just follow—and if he doesn’t, at least you’re safe on dry land.

Advice to the Ex Ms. Gemini Gemini guy has got to be the one to get you back. If you call him, chase him, or go after him, he’ll think I’m too sexy for Milan. Too sexy for Milan. New York. And Japan.


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