This week’s
monarch roars! To the people in my research group, I know nobody likes to do work during group work but at least give me a little respect by staying off facebook or reading the newspaper. Dear Desperate for attention, sleeping with my friend to “get back at me” for hanging out with another girl doesn’t make me jealous. It just gives us something to laugh about. Unless you have some kind of physical impairment, why on earth do you feel the need to take the elevator at the gym?! Is physical activity not your reason for being there?! To the girls with the “status bags”: if the rest of your outfit doesn’t total or surpass the price of your bag, what are you really saying about your status? I’m middle class, but I wish I was rich? Ladies, stop frontin’!!! We’re broke college students!!! After you get your degree and begin your career, then you can afford to step your WHOLE game up, not just your purse. #thinksmartladies. Its sad so many students leave comments about others and or slow to critisize themselves are we not all human and as college students should we not be considering the reason for someones actions instead of first criticizing them. Learn and appreciate that someone elses differences could compliment your own. Just stay perfectly still, she’s like a T-Rex.. She won’t see us if we don’t move. Is there going to be a language course at ODU offered in Abbrevs? I can’t keep up with all this stupid lingo. To the ODU police officers on segways in the 43rd street parking lot last night: I would like to see more patrolling and less 360 trick competitions..thank you. To my fellow students who think they must make a “clever” comment when they see me in uniform: No, I don’t know where Osama Bin Laden is. Stop asking. Ladies, I know I look like him, but seriously, stop asking me to flip my hair. I’m not Justin Bieber... People in the golf cart when it is raining, which it does 5 out of 7 days, give me a ride!!!!! And stop splashing water on me when you go by! To the people who like to play their music really loud, it makes my whole room vibrate and my head pound. Think you could turn it down or, hey, use headphones and blast it directly into your own ears?
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