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Close Encounters
Odd elevator behaviors are all too familiar
By Christine Trevino Illustration by Ian Tormey
This guy’s eavesdropping on that phone call.
being sandwiched into a claustrophobic metal box with a group of strangers is just plain awkward. Here are the characters we commonly encounter:
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Someone pretending to text
6 Someone who pushes all the buttons
Let’s face it:
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4 Someone pretending to listen to music
Elevators are generally a reception-free zone, and this gal knows it. On the bright side, she’ll definitely ignore you.
As long as he keeps the special sauces, miscellaneous spice packets and mystery meats under control, you should be fine.
Take a deep breath. This jokester will make you late. 7 Someone reading
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Someone listening to music way too loud
Drowning out the world can help, though the lasting damage to his eardrums might not be worth the temporary relief it provides. 3
Someone talking on the phone
It’s easy to admire her focus and dedication, but watch out for that book’s sharp corners. 8 Someone with way too much stuff
If the elevator breaks down, this guy is prepared for a long wait.
This person has killer cell service. You’ll soon have surprising insights into his personal life.
Echo | odds
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