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You Calledfor That? The Strangest Emergency Calls Ever is for actual emergenciesfires, medical crises, crimes in progressNot for a missing pizza, a ghost cat, or a misbehaving RoombaYet, dispatchers hear it all This book is a hilarious, headshaking collection of the most ridiculouscalls ever made Some will make you laugh Others will make you question how these people function in societyInside, youll find:Fast food freakoutsbecause running out of chicken nuggets is apparently a crisisPetrelated emergenciesincluding a man certain his cat is plotting his murderTech meltdownsfrom people who believe their TV remote has been hackedSupernatural crimeslike the guy who tried to file a police report on BigfootNaked and afraidfolks who locked themselves outside wearing absolutely nothingCriminal masterminds (not really)including one burglar who calledon himselfIf youve ever wondered whatdispatchers really have to put up with, this book delivers the funniest, weirdest, and most outrageous emergency calls ever recordedWarning: May cause uncontrollable laughter and secondhand embarrassment