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Thieves raid Goodwood Fight till the end Trophies worth £15,000 stolen in smash and grab raid Councillor speaks out over Little London’s future

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John told the Chichester Herald: "An Managing Editor TROPHIES which have been described as overwhelming 88 per cent of people in “irreplaceable” have been stolen from a Chichester are in favour of keeping the popular venue on the Goodwood estate. independent shops inside the arcade of Thieves just three minutes steal A LIB DEMtook candidate in the countyto council (I) intend to carry on trading trophies thousands pounds from elections worth this May has comeofout fighting on for many more years, with Goodwood’s Kennels Clubhouse, West behalf of Chichester's local tradersin currently Sussex. the help and support of our under threat from big corporate business. At least four raiders broke through for a John Illenden, the Lib Demin candidate customers and the people of ground floor window Division of the clubhouse the North Chichester in which before Little Chichester smashing glass cabinets andup stealing 33 of London Walk falls, is taking the cause trophies and shields worth £15,000, staff its independent retailers. Little London Walk. In a survey (by a rival said. PMB Holdings of London, the freeholder, newspaper - the Observer), only 12 percent They off in a dark does notthen wantdrove the small shops to Range thrive or were against. That seems pretty substantial Rover, indeed according remain. to CCTV footage. to me. Two stolen were part of Earl and Countess of March. It hasofathe reason fortrophies that in reportedly "Chichester is renowned for its small, the Goodwood and were The stolenshops 1931 Mobil Trophy, given wanting to put achattels single giant unit, historically understood independent giving Oil immense choice valuable the estate, which luggage is the seat for standsLong 16.5 inches high to be a TKtoMaxx store selling andof andmotor varietyracing, to shoppers. may it be so! the Dukesthere of Richmond and features on a shallow clothing, instead. and home to the Continued page 3silver bowl supported Family Fun Day £16,100 Duo going the raises distance for for Appeal charity


by winged women, while the ‘irreplaceable’ 1916 Chichester Show Sheep cup was also taken. Gary Axon, Goodwood, said CCTV Little London Walkfrom is fighting for its future Chloe by Numbers University presents generous community donations to Foodbank

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Spirit FM help launch the Guinea Pig Village whilst Jared Lewis and Martha Pusey are seen spotted with Peppa Pig

THE ALDINGBOURNE TRUST held their annual family fun day on Easter Saturday with over 2,000 visitors packing the centre helping raise an incredible amount of money towards their fundraising appeal. There were lots to see and do for all the

family - Animal Magic had snakes, spiders, meerkats, parrots and more on display and children were able to get up close and handle them; Owls 4 U had a selection of owls available for people to have their photos taken with; many craft stall holders and food outlets showed their support and created a fabulous craft village and food avenue for a spot of shopping or bite to eat. Fairies in the woodland held the attention of children whilst reading magical stories in the woods, or you could have your face painted as a fairy or animal from the Open Farm. The Country Centres Guinea Pigs were one of the star attractions as Spirit FM officially opened Guinea Pig Model Village – a recent competition saw local residents enter designs for buildings to feature in the village all based on West Sussex landmarks; those winning designs selected were Arundel Castle, Chichester Cathedral, Selsey Lifeboat Station, Fontwell Race Course, Tudor House, Spirit FM Radio Station, Goodwood House, Chichester Festival Theatre and Halnaker Windmill. Michelle McKinley Bell, the Trusts Enterprise and Development Manager, said: “The Village looks amazing, we are really pleased with everyone’s commitment and hard work in pulling it together. It is probably the best (if not only) Guinea Pig village in West Sussex.” One special visitor was Peppa Pig and a

sea of excited children waited patiently to see her make appearances throughout the day. Harry Thompson said: “I love Peppa Pig, I watch her on TV all the time! I’m so excited I had my picture taken with her.” Gully – Brighton and Hove Albion’s mascot was also there on the day getting up to his normal mischief. Gully roamed the Country Centre and had fun with many children and adults alike. He willingly got involved in a practice penalty shootout with fellow team members and some very excited fans. The total amount raised was £16,100 which will go towards the Trust’s £4 million fundraising appeal. Monies raised will help to develop the Country Centre which will improve employment and training opportunities for adults with learning disabilities whilst providing a sustainable future. The Aldingbourne Country Centre is open seven days a week, 10am – 5pm and is well worth a visit over the Easter holidays as there are lots for people to see and do. Should you want to find out more about the Aldingbourne Trust or have ideas on how to raise money towards the appeal or would like to raise funds yourself for the Trust, please contact Michelle McKinley Bell for more information on 01243 544607 or email

Local News Continued from page 1 He said: “They smashed a ground floor window to gain access then smashed four glass display cabinets to steal 33 trophies, two of which were part of the Goodwood chattels and of great historic value to the house and family. “The remaining trophies were either golf or motor sport related. “The total value of the haul is believed to be up to £15,000 and the burglary took less than three minutes from start to finish. “Obviously these trophies would be very hard to sell on and we fear that they could be melted down. “The trophies which have been taken are irreplaceable. “They have been in the family for decades.” The 12,000-acre estate, near Chichester, is home to some of the biggest events in racing, including the Festival of Speed and horse racing’s Glorious Goodwood. Goodwood is offering a reward for the return of the trophies, which were stolen at about 11pm on Monday March 11. Sussex Police has appealed for anyone with information to come forward.

Mile of £1 Coins bid takes to the road with nearly £3,000

CHICHESTER Festival Youth Theatre hit the fundraising trail on Easter Monday, raising nearly £3,000 at the start of their bid to collect a mile of £1 coins in aid of the RENEW campaign. Around 300 people braved the wintry weather to support the Youth Theatre’s efforts, with local actors Susan Jameson and

James Bolam contributing the very first coin of the day. The Youth Theatre hopes to raise £71,526 towards the redevelopment of the Festival Theatre by the end of this year. Dale Rooks, the Youth Theatre director, said: “’It was fantastic to see so many people attend our launch on Easter Monday, especially on such a cold, unspringlike day! We’re really grateful for the support we’ve received so far, and will be doing all we can to keep totting up our coin mileage in the weeks to come. Look out for regular updates on our progress on the Theatre’s website.” Tel: 01243 773297 Mobile: 07983548459

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Who’s most out of touch with real life then? CLASS There used to be 3 classes, upper, middle and lower. Now they have found seven. At the bottom the “precarious proletariat”. At the top the “elite”.

and passed laws that ended fascism in Britain. I know Churchill is persuasive, but for my dad and me, Cable Street was our finest hour. We’d do the same today, wouldn’t we?

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BUDGET The new laws kick in, if you earn £150,000 you’re richer, if you can’t find a job you’re poorer. ARCHBISHOPS IN CHICHESTER The new A of C Justin Welby, who went to Eton, like the Prime Minister, and used to be in oil, like his father, and is the great-nephew of the Deputy Prime Minister Rab Butler, and whose stepfather is in the House of Lords, was in Chichester recently, meeting the people.

said he was a fascist and gave a Nazi type salute at a match. I wouldn’t value the opinion of a footballer on 21st century “fascism”. Until he says or does something racist or otherwise unacceptable, good luck to him managing Sunderland. Those folks will find him out soon enough, if there’s anything to find.

EASTER TV The kids are off. So BBC2 puts on films with Peter Ustinov, hot air ballooners and intelligent Volkswagen Beetles at 7.30am.

THE BATTLE OF CABLE STREET My old dad was a diehard anti-fascist. He used to go on about the battle of Cable Street. In the 1930’s Germany, Italy and Spain fell for 1930’s style fascism. So did the British establishment. In 1936 Sir Oswald Mosley tried to march his 3,000 blackshirts against the Jews of East London, backed up by 6,000 Met Police. The ordinary people would have none of it and everyone from Cockneys to the Irish beat them out with chair legs, the women pouring specially saved-up chamber pots from bedroom windows. Many of the protesters got hard labour. But the government saw the light

OUT OF TOUCH Who’s most out of touch with real life then: the government, the church, the BBC? Walt Disney? FASCISM IN ENGLAND Everyone’s damning Paolo Di Canio, the Italian who’s been made manager of Sunderland FC, without finding out what he thinks. He once


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THREE London men have been arrested on suspicion of aggravated burglary, failing to stop for police, grievous bodily harm and supply of cannabis following an incident at a house in Collyer Avenue, Bognor Regis on Friday 29 March. It is alleged that the men forced their way into the property at around 4.45pm and stabbed a 22-year-old man in the hand before leaving with what later turned out to be cannabis plants. Detective Sergeant John Kalli for West Sussex CID said: "Quick intelligence work and swift action by local road traffic officers

TWO men, both aged 20, have been taken to Southampton General Hospital, one with life threatening injuries, after the red Suzuki they were travelling in left the road in the early hours of Saturday 30 March. Police and emergency services, including West Sussex Fire and Rescue, arrived at the scene on the A285, Halnaker

identified the car that the suspects were travelling in. Officers then followed the car before it eventually rolled over and came to a stop on the A29 Ockley. "Neither of the three men were injured and despite attempting to again evade officers they were arrested and taken to custody where they remain for questioning." The man who was stabbed in the hand was taken to hospital for treatment, discharged and arrested for production of cannabis. He has been bailed until 25 April pending further enquiries.

Police warning over Selsey burglaries POLICE are warning Selsey residents to be on the alert after a series of burglaries over the past month. The first occurred between 27 February and 2 March in Langton Road. There were two on 4 March, in Chichester Road and Birdham Road, one on 5 March in Hillfield Road, and another on 8 March in East Bracklesham Drive, Bracklesham Bay. Then overnight between 24 and 25 March there were a further three, all in East Bracklesham Drive. They have mainly happened during the afternoon into the evening, and possibly some overnight. Some of the properties are unoccupied as they are holiday homes. Entry has usually been gained by forcing rear patio doors but, on a few occasions the rear door has been insecure. The premises are dwellings, though some

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Annette loses two stone thanks to Wellbeing service A CHICHESTER LADY is celebrating losing two stone thanks to the help she received from the Chichester Wellbeing Service, run by Chichester District Council – and she is also the service’s 1,500th client! Annette George, 66, from North Mundham, is currently attending one to one appointments with Maryse Boulle, one of four Wellbeing advisors working in the district, who has been helping her make small changes to her lifestyle Wellbeing Advisors provide advice and support on how to improve your health and wellbeing, including how to stop smoking, how to become more active and how to make your meals healthier. Maryse says: “We’re really pleased to welcome Annette, our 1,500th client, who has recently achieved her goal of losing two stone. We encourage our clients to make small changes to begin with as they’re a lot more likely to take root. For Annette this included grating vegetables into certain dishes and only having alcohol with food when she eats out.” Clients are encouraged to attend up to four sessions to receive their tailor-made recipe for wellbeing. Annette says it’s the extra on-going support provided that makes success more achievable. She says: “Over the years I’ve often reached my goal weight, but keeping it off is incredibly difficult, especially as I have a very active social life. Thankfully, the Wellbeing team offer follow-up sessions where you can drop in and use their scales to assess your state of health.” The scales, or Body Composition Monitors,

use electrical resistance in the body to work out your metabolic rate, hydration levels and BMI. This in-depth reading allows advisors to pin-point and focus on the factors which might be holding someone back. Maryse says she often speaks to people who are confused because they’re eating well and exercising but don’t seem to be progressing. “The scales could reveal for example that they have a slow metabolism, or need to drink more water, in which case I would recommend a programme that takes this into account.” She says the success of the service is also down to the way clients are encouraged to be proactive in finding solutions and to even reach compromises with their advisors. “There are so many different barriers affecting people when it comes to healthy living. These barriers are often psychological and can be deeply ingrained, so having an open, two-way discussion is essential when working out a realistic plan.” The Wellbeing advisors come from a range of backgrounds including motivational interviewing and nutritional training, so anyone going along can be safe in the knowledge they’ll be receiving professional as well as confidential advice. Councillor Eileen Lintill, Cabinet Member for Wellbeing, Leisure and Community Services at Chichester District Council, says: “We’d recommend anyone wanting advice or support to go along and speak to one of our friendly Wellbeing Advisors. This is a

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great, free service and we’re very proud of the good work the team are doing to improve the health of our residents.” The Wellbeing service, launched in 2011 and based at Westgate Leisure, provides a range of services to help residents from the Chichester District achieve a healthier lifestyle, including: • one to one appointments; • drop in sessions; • weight loss workshops and; • junior wellbeing programmes.

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Chloe by Numbers Our week by week support of a local girl who chases a major life-changing operation

BORN six weeks early Chloe Humphrey was so tiny that people mistook her for a doll. But what she lacked in size she made up for in strength of character. Which is just as well. At 18 months Chloe was diagnosed with

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though she often fell, only using her wheelchair outside. But sadly Chloe’s condition can only get worse as she gets older. And that’s why Chloe and her family are focussed on raising £ 36,000 to pay for a major lifechanging operation that, sadly, is not funded on the NHS in West Sussex. Chloe by Numbers 4 night’s sleep lost last week because Chloe’s cerebral palsy makes her legs shake and spasm, especially at night. 6 ambulance trips made to A & E since last summer. Chloe falls over 2-3 times a day and has really spectacular spills from her basketball wheelchair. She likes to play hard and fast! 5 laps (12.5 miles) of Goodwood Motor Racing circuit. Chloe pushed in her basketball wheelchair to raise money for the West Coast Tornados! 17 years - Chloe’s age. She’s as old as Spirit FM! 18 months – Chloe’s age when she was diagnosed with cerebral palsy 21 days - how long Chloe will be in hospital after her operation 2 cats live with Chloe. Evans is white and ginger and named after a ginger radio DJ! Gizmo, the gremlin look-a-like, is a huge grey ball of fluff. 64 texts and Facebook posts - Chloe types each day. Her mobile is always in her hand. She’s been known to have a phone in one hand, an IPod in the other and be texting on both! 180 - The beats per minute that Chloe’s heart was beating when The Script’s Danny O’Donoghue kissed her! 36,000 pounds - how much Chloe’s operation and physiotherapy will cost. Chloe’s Guide: fundraising events taking place the next week or two • Chloe’s Tan’s for a Tenner Thursday 11th April 9:30am to 8:30pm Feeling Fabulous Beauty Salon, Chichester Let’s get gorgeous for spring – it IS coming just around the corner!! The very talented beautician Rachel Christmas is offering gorgeous tans for only £10 – proceeds to Chloe’s New Legs. One day only on Thursday 11th April, 9:30am to 8:30pm. Call Rachel on 07795517418 to book your slot – she’ll give you her address when you call. • Chloe’s Perfect Pamper Party – from 3pm on 13th April. At Beauteek Holistic & Beauty Retreat, 126 the Hornet, Chichester. Tel: 01243 774766 – bookings advised. Offering £5.00 mini treatments including eyebrow shaping, file & paint (finger nails), back, neck & shoulders massage, hand massage and

make-up application, a fabulous prize draw, a lucky dip, cup-cakes and tarot readings. • Chichester Harbour Conservancy ‘Chloe’s Special’ Boat Trip – departing 12pm on 14th April from Chichester Harbour. All aboard for a 1.5 hour trip on the solar-powered boat Solar Heritage. Accompanied by a commentary about the Chichester Harbour Area of Outstanding Natural Beauty, soak up the views whilst you enjoy hot drinks and cakes, served in return for a donation. Cost of the trip is adults £7.50, £3.50 for children up to 16 years old. Booking essential. Please call 01243 513275 or visit the events page at www. • Get Gorgeous For Chloe! 10am to 2pm Sunday 21st April. At Style Studio, 1, Springfield Close, Lavant with Image Consultant Brad Simpson. Pop in for a chat over coffee or maybe something fizzy, as well as nibbles. In return for a donation to Chloe’s fund Brad will be giving FREE mini colour analysis. Take this opportunity to see what a top stylist can do for you! For more info visit or find Body Style UK on facebook. • Chloe’s ‘In the Pink’ Race Night – 7pm Friday 26th April. At Chichester College. £10 per person for tables of 10 people. Get together with your family, friends or work colleagues. Everyone attending must wear something visible in Pink – or pay the price! The evening includes Horse Racing, Roulette and Black Jack and nibbles. All proceeds go Chloe’s New Legs. To book a table email Ben Bulpett: or call 07765 996947. More information at www. or www.

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The only list you will ever need EVERYBODY has their own little things that irritate them to infinity and beyond. Anybody who knows me will be able to identify these things that annoy me because I talk about them a ridiculous amount. And as a special treat to myself I thought that I would project these things into all of your lives and spread my rage. 1. People who take your chair. Don’t take my chair. Never move it. It belongs in my space. I don’t care if there aren’t enough in the classroom and I don’t care if you not taking my chair means that you will have to make the effort to go find your own. Taking someone else’s chair solves nothing, you literally just pass the heavy cross along the line until the sad soul at the end has to find one. You don’t deserve one anyway, go stand in a corner. 2. People who write song lyrics under their photos on Facebook, or write things like ‘smiling for once xo’ in the caption. Seriously, what cretins think that their webcam photos relate whatsoever to some part of a song, or that anybody in the world cares about what position their face is in. People like you fill me with despair. 3. Shy people. I can see how this would come across as being slightly unfair. It’s just one of those things that makes life more

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Mia Edwards awkward. Like if I meet someone new and make the effort to be friendly to them and they just stand there and blink at me and don’t smile, I will not be held responsible for politely asking them to die. 4. Too much flirting. I don’t care if you’re drunk or desperate. I think there’s a difference between joking around with someone and being full on pathetic; anyone who only likes you when you’re being fake and touchy and pouty isn’t worth the effort anyway. 5. People who namedrop. I had this drama teacher once, and we were talking about somebody who had met Johnny Depp and he just went ‘Oh yes, I met Johnny’. No you did not meet Johnny. You met Johnny DEPP. You met him once and he probably has no idea who you are, therefore you may only dignify that God with his first AND second name. You are not friends with him and nobody will ever love you for it. So there is the list that you will now treasure. And feel free to add to it, because trust me, it never ends.

UP-AND-COMING local musician Henry Maybury is set to appear alongside a host of young, talented musicians in a charity fundraiser called Kick-start the Summer. Henry Maybury, who is in his second year studying Music with Musical Theatre at the University of Chichester, has been gigging, and attending a host of musical competitions for over five years and is becoming increasingly recognised on the live music scene, as well as on Youtube where he has gained over a quarter of a million views. Henry says: “I’m chuffed to be picked to play at the Kick-start the Summer event in May, it’s set to be a fantastic event raising essential funds for a great







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Goodwood to celebrate key moments and anniversaries at the 2013 Festival of Speed

Lord March at the recent press day celebrating the 20th anniversary of the Festival of Speed. Celebratory chef James Martin and his partner join in the press day celebrations

GOODWOOD will be in celebratory mode as it marks a number of important automotive and motor sport anniversaries and key moments at the 2013 Festival of Speed (11-14 July), in addition to the 20th anniversary of the event itself. A selection of anniversaries being recognised at the 2013 Festival will include: 90 YEARS: LE MANS 24 HOURS: A selection of iconic Le Mans 24 Hours endurance racers will be in action at the 2013 Festival, from early winning Bentleys, right through to the latest Audis that have claimed victory in recent years. 60 YEARS: WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP FOR SPORTS CARS:

The stars of the endurance racing world over the last 60 years, from Jaguar D- type and Mercedes-Benz 300SLR, through Ford GT MkII and Porsche 917, to Jaguar XJR9 and Porsche 962, plus the latest prototypes from Audi and Toyota, which are contesting the newly relaunched World Endurance Championship. 50 YEARS: PORSCHE 911: As well as the main Festival Central Feature ‘installation’, a dedicated class of road and racing 911s, covering all seven generations of the iconic sports car, will take to the hill twice each day for a special parade. MCLAREN RACING: Half a century of this revered race and

sports car maker will be marked with a number of championship-winning cars from Formula 1, Can-Am, Indy and Le Mans. LAMBORGHINI: A tantalising line-up of the most exotic and legendary Lamborghini road cars will grace the event. MINI COOPER S AND FORD LOTUS CORTINA: Two true British motoring icons turn 50, with versions of the Mini Cooper S and Lotus Cortina in action at Goodwood, particularly in the Forest Rally Stage area. EUROPEAN TOURING CAR CHAMPIONSHIP: Some of the most celebrated touring cars

of all time will take to the Hill, including the BMW 3.0CSL ‘Batmobile’, Cologne Ford Capri and TWR Jaguar XJS. 40 YEARS: WORLD RALLY CHAMPIONSHIP: To mark 40 years of the WRC, we will assemble one of every championshipwinning car on the Hill and Forest Rally Stage. 20 YEARS: GOODWOOD FESTIVAL OF SPEED: The best of the first 20 years will be celebrated at Goodwood with a wide and varied selection of all–time great cars, motorcycles, drivers and riders for the ultimate ‘best of’ highlights.

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UPON HEARING the phrase ‘Children’s Centre’, you immediately think ‘only for parents’. Nothing could be more wrong when it comes to non-profit, Community Café. Based in the heart of Chichester Nursery School, Children and Family Centre on St James road, the café boasts a wide range of affordable, healthy, homemade food. ‘Healthy’ doesn’t mean a compromise on taste here though, with a selection of freshly made paninis, jacket potatoes and a fantastic ‘lunch of the day’ all under £3! Not forgetting, of course, a steady supply of lovingly baked cakes and barista served coffee for afters. However, the delicious menu of the Community Café is merely a bonus in my eyes. What truly makes this place is the sense of community and warmth it radiates. The café’s motto states that it is a family friendly ‘community hub’ where ‘everyone is welcome’ and they really do mean everyone. Whether they’re coming from a craft group, or waiting for ‘Lets Chat’, a group for anyone with English as a second language, the café is a place where people from all walks of life are brought together. One of the points I was asked to illustrate when writing this article was ‘who, and what, is it for?’ I’ve racked my brains for

a less generic answer than ‘everyone and everything’, but I’m at a loss. Sure, you can’t buy designer handbags or couture dresses from the café, but you could use the free Public access computers available to. Or you could learn how to knit your own at the sit and knit group on a Thursday morning. Not only does the café demonstrate community catering at its best, it gives you the chance to do it to, and get it on your CV. The Children’s Centre itself holds many volunteering opportunities, but the café in particular is perfect for anyone looking to get work experience, keep busy, or just help out. As I’ve said before, the café is a place where all different worlds are brought together. One of its really unique selling points though, is that no matter where you’re from, who you are, you can be yourself. Often when I am out with my daughter I am ‘Mum’, alone I am a ‘Grown up’, and on a bad day ‘person who really shouldn’t be out in public’. Here I can be all of those and everything in-between and no one bats an eyelid. So on the days when I feel like I shouldn’t be out in public, this is where I come. I love good coffee, good food, great company, and community. I’ve found it all at the Community Café, pop in and see for yourself.

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In The House (Dans La Maison) (15)

FOUR out of Five stars

Running time: 105 mins Director; Francois Ozon Starring: Fabrice Luchini, Ernst Umhauer, Kristin Scott Thomas, Emmanuelle Seigner, Denis Menochet, Bastien Ughetto, Catherine Davenier, Jean-Francois Balmer, Yolande Moreau

hard-to-read Claude (the script keeps you guessing as to his true motives). In addition, there’s strong support from Scott Thomas (also perfectly cast), Ughetto and Menochet, while Seigner is cast effectively against type as oblivious, kind-hearted Esther.

Impressively directed and darkly funny, this is a hugely enjoyable French black comedy with a clever, thought-provoking script and terrific performances from a note-perfect cast.

The Great Ozon’s direction is assured throughout, drawing us into both elements of the story and then pulling the rug from under us, so we’re no longer sure whether what we’re watching is ‘fiction’ or reality (sometimes there are clues, such as Luchini’s character appearing within Rapha’s house dictating the action, but we’re mostly left to work it out for ourselves). Similarly, the script is extremely clever, building suspense and delivering genuine shocks but also making astute comments on both the pleasures of writing and the nature of voyeurism; it’s also frequently laugh-out-loud funny.

What’s it all about? Directed by Francois Ozon (Potiche), In The House is adapted from a play by Juan Mayorga and stars Fabrice Luchini as Germain, a pompous literature teacher at a trendy school who’s constantly moaning about falling standards of literacy amongst his students. However, his interest is piqued when attractive star pupil Claude (newcomer Ernst Umhauer) turns a standard ‘What did you do this weekend?’ writing assignment into a story about insinuating himself into the lives of his best friend Rapha’s (Bastien Ughetto) lower-middle-class family, lusting after

Sky Diary - April 2013 By Peter Littlejohns

JUPITER is still dominating the south-west sky and can be spotted before the evening gets properly dark. It will set around mid-night in the west and be past its best next month. The Moon will be very close to this giant planet on the 14th of April. The lovely ringed Planet Saturn is now on full show between the constellations of Libra and Virgo in the south-east, being in a good observing position mid-month from 22:00hrs onward. Comet L4 PanSTARRS unfortunately fades away towards the end of March and the start of April in the north-western part of the sky and will need binoculars to resolve its image. It is thought to originate from a spherical cloud surrounding the Solar System containing many billions of comets called the Oort cloud. These comets are relatively small bodies composed of rock, dust

Rapha’s mother (Emmanuelle Seigner) and befriending Rapha’s dad, ‘Alpha Rapha’ (Denis Menochet). With Claude’s initial tale left ‘To be continued’, Germain encourages his student to keep visitingRapha’s family and to continue writing the story, eventually giving the boy private tuition, so they can work on the ‘plot’ together and improve his literary technique. However, Germain soon finds himself being manipulated by Claude and when he shares the story with his wife, modern art enthusiast Jeanne

and ice which get nudged out of their orbits either by collisions or gravitational influence and some get drawn towards the Sun. As they get closer to the Sun the ice particles sublimate into gas which we see as the head and tail. This tail can reach several million km. in length and is blown away by the solar wind, so always points away from the Sun. The comet's brightness is notoriously difficult to predict. There are two meteor showers from Virgo (SSE) on the 12th with around 5 shooting stars an hour each. The April Lyrids (NE) occurs on the 22/23rd with a rate of 15+ an hour but the almost full Moon will interfere with the dimmer shooting stars. There will be a partial eclipse of the Moon on the 25th starting at 20:51 very low down on the SE horizon. Only a very small, barely discernible, portion of the Moon's north polar region will slide into the umbral shadow of the Earth, ending at 21:23hrs.

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(Kristin Scott Thomas), she finds herself drawn into the story too. The Good Luchini is perfectly cast as Germain and duly delivers a delicious comic performance that combines a sense of mischief, a genuine delight in literary promise and the sort of open-mouthedshock combined with the desire to read on that’s associated with scandalous gossip; he also has strong chemistry with Umhauer, who’s equally good as the

Worth seeing? In The House is an enormously entertaining, superbly directed French comedy with a clever script and a typically terrific comic performance from Fabrice Luchini. Highly recommended.


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This week at New Park Cinema… Richard Gere excels as fraudulent NY financial magnate in Arbitrage, Dustin Hoffman triumphantly takes to directing in Quartet as does UK’s Rufus Norris in Broken BROKEN kicks off this week’s rich cinematic pickings, Tim Roth starring in this powerful drama featuring an outstanding UK ensemble cast directed by theatre director Rufus Norris. He plays a single father and lawyer, his 11 year old daughter Skunk (Eloise Laurence) suffering from diabetes. She’s looked after not only by her devoted dad but also by Kasia, the au pair who is often distracted by issues with her teacher boyfriend. The summer holidays have just begun and Skunk’s days are full of easy hopes. But when Mr. Oswald, a neighbour, commits an offence to her friend Rick, her innocence drains away at a speed and in a way she cannot control, a complex, broken world possibly her future. Laurence is magnetic as she plays this role in a powerful understated way. Roy Kinnear and Cillan Murphy also star. Richard Gere scored a Golden Globe Best Actor nomination for his role in Arbitrage. He’s Robert Miller, a successful NY hedge fund magnate, the very embodiment of success in both business and personally. But he’s out of control financially and desperate to conceal his affair with French art dealer Julie as well as his fraudulent dealings which are about to be exposed. Miller is a man who has made a fortune by taking

such calculated risks — and now he is doing that with his family and the police, as well as his money and reputation. The film is, at heart, a character study — and Gere is quite brilliant as Miller, surely his best ever performance. Tim Roth plays a policeman on the case, Susan Sarandon her usual impressive self as Miller’s wife. Dustin Hoffman, an equally charismatic Hollywood force, tackles his directorial debut with Quartet, a funny, insightful film in which four ageing opera singers (Tom Courtenay, Billy Connolly, Pauline Collins, Maggie Smith) are reunited in a performance of Rigoletto, the insufferable director, Michael Gambon, playing his part with his usual vigour and sharp wit. Hoffman directs with elegance, allowing these singing inmates in a retirement home to be dignified, each with strong sense of each major character. No buffoonery is allowed by Hoffman. They make the same mistakes that those far younger might, emphasising their humanity over their encroaching mortality. Rigoletto, the Royal Opera House production, screens too this week in tandem with the returning Quartet, John Eliot Gardiner conducting this production based on Victor Hugo’s Le Roi S’Amuse.

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Caesar Must Die, a compelling Berlin prize-winning docu-drama from Italy powerfully shows prison inmates preparing to perform Julius Caesar. The grim lives of the participating actors give a distinctive slant to Shakespeare’s play, Roger Gibson, the cinema’s consultant artistic director, stating ‘this was the best film I saw in Berlin last year.’ Roman Polanski’s famous film debut,

Knife in the Water, is classed as one of the most superb films in all cinema. The imaginatively rich film charts a married couple setting out for a weekend’s yachting, the idyllic weekend changing with they pick up a hitchhiker resulting in attraction, insecurity and aggressive power play. See the first of the director’s classics screening during April, Chinatown, Repulsion and Tess further Polanski treats.


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6.00 Breakfast. 9.15 Heir Hunters. (R) 6.00 Breakfast. 9.15 Heir Hunters. (R) 6.00 Breakfast. 9.15 Heir Hunters. (R) BBC1 6.00 Breakfast. 9.15 Heir Hunters. (R) BBC1 6.00 Breakfast. 9.15 Heir Hunters. (R) BBC1 10.00 BBC1 10.00 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer. (R) 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer. Homes Under the Hammer. (R) BBC1 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer. Homes Under the Hammer.

11.00 You’ve Been Scammed. (R) 11.30 Real Rescues. (R) 12.15 Bargain Hunt. 1.00 BBC News. 1.30 Regional News; Weather. 1.45 Doctors. 2.15 Escape to the Country. 3.00 Perfection. (R) 3.45 Chefs: Put Your Menu Where Your Mouth Is. 4.30 Antiques Road Trip. (R) 5.15 Pointless. 6.00 BBC News. 6.30 Regional News Programmes; Weather. 7.00 The One Show. 7.30 Bang Goes the Theory; BBC News; Regional News. 8.00 EastEnders. 8.30 Secrets of Britain’s Sharia Councils – Panorama. 9.00 The Prisoners. 10.00 BBC News. 10.25 Regional News; Weather. 10.35 Have I Got a Bit More News for You. 11.20 Late Kick Off. 11.50 The Graham Norton Show. (R) 12.35 Film: Mr 3000. (2004) 2.10 Weatherview. 2.15 BBC News.

11.00 You’ve Been Scammed. 11.30 Real Rescues. (R) 12.15 Bargain Hunt. (R) 1.00 BBC News; Weather. 1.30 Regional News; Weather. 1.45 Doctors. 2.15 Escape to the Country. 3.00 Perfection. (R) 3.45 Chefs: Put Your Menu Where Your Mouth Is. 4.30 Antiques Road Trip. (R) 5.15 Pointless. 6.00 BBC News;Weather. 6.30 Regional News Programmes; Weather. 6.55 Party Election Broadcast. (R) 7.00 The One Show. 7.30 EastEnders; BBC News; Regional News. 8.00 Holby City. 9.00 The Syndicate. 10.00 BBC News. 10.25 Regional News; Weather.; National Lottery Update. 10.35 The Matt Lucas Awards. 11.05 Cuckoo. 11.35 Film: The Ladykillers. (2004) 1.15 Weatherview. 1.20 BBC News.

11.00 You’ve Been Scammed. 11.30 Real Rescues. (R) 12.15 Bargain Hunt. 1.00 BBC News; Weather. 1.30 Regional News; Weather. 1.45 Doctors. 2.15 Escape to the Country. (R) 3.00 Perfection. (R) 3.45 Chefs: Put Your Menu Where Your Mouth Is. 4.30 Antiques Road Trip. (R) 5.15 Pointless. 6.00 BBC News; Weather. 6.30 Regional News Programmes; Weather. 6.55 Party Election Broadcast. (R) 7.00 The One Show; BBC News; Regional News. 8.00 MasterChef. 9.00 Victoria Wood’s Nice Cup of Tea. 10.00 BBC News. 10.25 Regional News; Weather.; National Lottery Update. 10.35 A Question of Sport. 11.05 Film: Ladder 49. (2004) Drama, starring Joaquin Phoenix. 12.55 Weatherview. 1.00 BBC News.

11.00 You’ve Been Scammed. 11.30 Real Rescues. (R) 12.15 Bargain Hunt. (R) 1.00 BBC News; Weather. 1.30 Regional News; Weather. 1.45 Doctors. 2.15 Escape to the Country. 3.00 Perfection. (R) 3.45 Chefs: Put Your Menu Where Your Mouth Is. 4.30 Antiques Road Trip. (R) 5.15 Pointless. 6.00 BBC News; Weather. 6.30 Regional News Programmes; Weather. 6.55 Party Election Broadcast. (R) 7.00 The One Show. 7.30 EastEnders; BBC News; Regional News. 8.00 MasterChef. 9.00 Victoria Wood’s Nice Cup of Tea. 10.00 BBC News. 10.25 Regional News; Weather. 10.35 Question Time. 11.35 Film: What Just Happened? (2007) 1.10 Weatherview. 1.15 BBC News.

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6.00 Daybreak. 8.30 Lorraine. 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show. 10.30 This Morning. 12.30 Loose Women. 1.30 ITV News; Weather. 1.55 ITV News London; Weather. 2.00 Cook Me the Money! 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal. 3.59 ITV London Weather. 4.00 Ade in Britain. 5.00 The Chase. 6.00 ITV News London; Weather. 6.30 ITV News; Weather. 7.00 Emmerdale. 7.30 Coronation Street. 8.00 James Nesbitt’s Ireland. 8.30 Coronation Street. 9.00 Broadchurch. 10.00 ITV News at Ten; Weather. 10.30 ITV News London; Weather. 10.35 The Unforgettable Jeremy Beadle. (R) 11.35 Monk. (R) 12.25 Jackpot247. 3.00 Champions League Weekly. 3.25 ITV Nightscreen. 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show. (R)

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Rescues. (R) 7.50 You’ve Been Scammed. (R) 8.20 Sign Zone: Heir Hunters. (R) 9.05 Great British Menu. (R) 9.35 Deadly 60 on a Mission. (R) 10.05 Great British Railway Journeys. (R) 10.35 HARDtalk. (R) 11.00 BBC News. 11.30 BBC World News. 12.00 Film: The Fox and the Child. (2007) Drama, starring Bertille Noel-Bruneau. 1.30 The Super League Show. 2.15 Golf: The Masters. 3.10 Classic Mastermind. (R) 3.40 Britain’s First Photo Album. (R) 4.10 The Life of Mammals. (R) 5.10 Flog It! (R) 5.55 Party Election Broadcast. 6.00 Eggheads. 6.30 Helicopter Heroes Down Under. 7.00 Hairy Bikers’ Best of British. 8.00 The Great British Sewing Bee. 9.00 Keeping Britain Alive:The NHS in a Day. 10.00 Later Live – with Jools Holland. 10.30 Newsnight; Weather. 11.20 Horizon: The Age of Big Data. (R) 12.20 Sign Zone: The Railway: Keeping Britain on Track. (R) 1.20 This Is BBC Two.


6.00 Daybreak. 8.30 Lorraine. 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show. 10.30 This Morning. 12.30 Loose Women. 1.30 ITV News; Weather. 1.55 ITV News London; Weather. 2.00 Cook Me the Money! 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal. 3.59 ITV London Weather. 4.00 Ade in Britain. 5.00 The Chase. 6.00 ITV News London; Weather. 6.30 ITV News; Weather. 7.00 Emmerdale. 7.30 UEFA Champions League Live. Galatasaray v Real Madrid (Kick-off 7.45pm). 10.00 ITV News at Ten; Weather. 10.30 ITV News London; Weather. 10.35 UEFA Champions League: Extra Time. 11.35 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories: Karren Brady. (R) 12.35 Jackpot247. 3.00 Loose Women. (R) 3.50 ITV Nightscreen. 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show. (R)

6.10 The Hoobs. (R) 7.05 According to Jim. (R) 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond. (R) 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond. (R) 8.25 Frasier. (R) 8.55 Frasier. (R) 9.30 Frasier. (R) 10.00 The Big Bang Theory. (R) 10.30 The Big Bang Theory. (R) 11.00 Undercover Boss USA. (R) 12.00 Channel 4 News Midday Summary. 12.05 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals. (R) 12.35 What’s Cooking? 1.45 SuperScrimpers’ Challenge. 2.45 Countdown. 3.30 The Common Denominator. 4.00 Deal or No Deal. 5.00 Five Minutes to a Fortune. 6.00 The Simpsons. (R) 6.30 Hollyoaks. 7.00 Channel 4 News. 7.55 8.00 Immigration Undercover: Channel 4 Dispatches. 8.30 SuperScrimpers. 9.00 Embarrassing Bodies. 10.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA. 11.05 Random Acts. 11.10 Alan Carr’s Grand National Specstacular. (R) 12.40 Shameless. (R) 1.35 Superheroes of Suburbia. (R) 2.00 How to Look Good Naked. (R) 2.55 The Renovation Game. (R) 3.50 Come Dine with Me. (R) 4.45 Deal or No Deal. (R) 5.30 Baking Mad with Eric Lanlard. (R) 5.55 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems. (R)

6.10 The Hoobs. (R) 6.35 The Hoobs. (R) 7.05 According to Jim. (R) 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond. (R) 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond. (R) 8.30 Frasier. (R) 9.00 Frasier. (R) 9.30 Frasier. (R) 10.00 The Big Bang Theory. (R) 10.35 The Big Bang Theory. (R) 11.00 Undercover Boss USA. (R) 12.00 Channel 4 News. 12.05 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals. (R) 12.35 What’s Cooking? 1.45 SuperScrimpers’ Challenge. 2.45 Countdown. 3.30 The Common Denominator. 4.00 Deal or No Deal. 5.00 Five Minutes to a Fortune. 6.00 The Simpsons. (R) 6.30 Hollyoaks. 7.00 Channel 4 News. 7.55 8.00 Bedtime Live. 9.00 16 Kids and Counting. 10.00 Shameless. 11.05 Dogging Tales. (R) 12.15 Random Acts. (R) 12.20 European Poker Tour. 1.15 KOTV Boxing Weekly. 1.40 Sailing: America’s Cup Discovered. 2.10 Freesports on 4. (R) 2.35 The Grid. (R) 3.00 FIA GT1. (R) 3.55 Triathlon. (R) 4.20 British GT. (R) 4.45 Deal or No Deal. (R) 5.40 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems. (R)

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6.00 Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff. 11.10 Trisha. 12.00 Looney Tunes. (R) 12.05 5 News. 12.15 Dangerous Adventures for Boys. (R) 1.15 Home and Away. 1.45 Neighbours. 2.15 NCIS. (R) 3.15 Disney Shorts: Mickey’s Trailer. (R) 3.20 Film: Lone Rider. (2008) 5.00 5 News at 5. 5.30 Neighbours. (R) 6.00 Home and Away. (R) 6.30 5 News at 6.30. 7.00 Emergency Bikers; (R) 5 News Update. 8.00 The Angel of Death: Born to Kill?; (R) 5 News at 9. 9.00 Robson’s Extreme Fishing Challenge. 10.00 Battle Scarred: Soldiers Behind Bars. 11.00 Film: Young Guns. (1988) 1.05 SuperCasino. 4.00 House Doctor. (R) 4.45 Michaela’s Wild Challenge. (R) 5.35 Wildlife SOS. (R)

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6.00 Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff. 11.10 Trisha. 12.00 Looney Tunes. (R) 12.05 5 News Lunchtime. 12.15 Dangerous Adventures for Boys. (R) 1.15 Home and Away. 1.45 Neighbours. 2.15 NCIS. (R) 3.15 Film: Family Gathering. (2010) Drama, starring Natasha Henstridge. 5.00 5 News at 5. 5.30 Neighbours. (R) 6.00 Home and Away. (R) 6.30 5 News at 6.30. 7.00 Cowboy Builders; (R) 5 News Update. 8.00 Big Body Squad; 5 News at 9. 9.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. 10.00 CSI: NY. (R) 10.55 Dallas. 11.55 CSI: Miami. (R) 12.50 SuperCasino. 4.00 House Doctor. (R) 4.45 Michaela’s Wild Challenge. (R) 5.35 Wildlife SOS. (R)

Been Scammed. (R) 8.15 Sign Zone: Heir Hunters. (R) 9.00 Great British Menu. (R) 9.30 Deadly 60 on a Mission. (R) 10.00 Great British Railway Journeys. (R) 10.30 See Hear. 11.00 BBC News. 11.30 BBC World News. 12.00 Film: Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen. (2004) Drama, starring Lindsay Lohan. 1.25 Weakest Link. (R) 2.10 Classic Mastermind. (R) 2.40 The Great British Bake Off. (R) 3.40 Britain’s First Photo Album. (R) 4.10 The Life of Mammals. (R) 5.10 Flog It! (R) 5.55 Party Election Broadcast. 6.00 Eggheads. 6.30 Helicopter Heroes Down Under. 7.00 Hairy Bikers’ Best of British. 8.00 Coast. 9.00 Frank Gardner’s Return to Saudi Arabia. 10.00 James May’s Things You Need to Know. (R) 10.30 Newsnight; Weather. 11.20 Golf: The Masters. 12.00 Keeping Britain Alive: The NHS in a Day. (R) 1.00 Sign Zone: See Hear. (R) 1.30 This Is BBC Two.


6.00 Daybreak. 8.30 Lorraine. 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show. 10.30 This Morning. 12.30 Loose Women. 1.30 ITV News; Weather. 1.55 ITV News London; Weather. 2.00 Cook Me the Money! 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal. 3.59 ITV London Weather. 4.00 Ade in Britain. 5.00 The Chase. 6.00 ITV News London; Weather. 6.30 ITV News; Weather. 7.00 Emmerdale. 7.30 Coronation Street. 8.00 Food Glorious Food. 9.00 Scott & Bailey. 10.00 ITV News at Ten; Weather. 10.30 ITV News London; Weather. 10.35 Amir Khan: Sports Life Stories. 11.35 The Dales. (R) 12.05 Jackpot247. 3.00 Film: Columbo: The Most Dangerous Match. (1973) 4.15 ITV Nightscreen. 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show. (R)

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6.00 The Treacle People. (R) 6.10 The Hoobs. (R) 7.05 According to Jim. (R) 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond. (R) 8.30 Frasier. (R) 9.00 Frasier. (R) 9.30 Frasier. (R) 10.00 The Big Bang Theory. (R) 10.30 The Big Bang Theory. (R) 11.00 Undercover Boss USA. (R) 12.00 Channel 4 News Midday Summary. 12.05 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals. (R) 12.35 What’s Cooking? 1.45 SuperScrimpers’ Challenge. 2.45 Countdown. 3.30 The Common Denominator. 4.00 Deal or No Deal. 5.00 Five Minutes to a Fortune. 6.00 The Simpsons. (R) 6.30 Hollyoaks. 7.00 Channel 4 News. 7.55 8.00 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent. 9.00 24 Hours in A&E. 10.00 The Mimic. 10.35 Anna & Katy. 11.05 Random Acts. 11.10 16 Kids and Counting. (R) 12.15 Embarrassing Bodies. (R) 1.10 The New Normal. 1.35 Revenge. 2.25 Film: Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion. (1997) Comedy, starring Lisa Kudrow and Mira Sorvino. 4.00 Come Dine with Me. (R) 4.55 Countdown. (R) 5.40 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems. (R) Milkshake! 9.15 The Channel 5 6.00 Wright Stuff. 11.10 Trisha.

12.00 Looney Tunes. (R) 12.05 5 News Lunchtime. 12.15 Dangerous Adventures for Boys. (R) 1.15 Home and Away. 1.45 Neighbours. 2.15 NCIS. (R) 3.15 Film: Too Late to Say Goodbye. (2009) Drama, starring Stefanie von Pfetten. 5.00 5 News at 5. 5.30 Neighbours. (R) 6.00 Home and Away. (R) 6.30 5 News at 6.30. 7.00 Robson’s Extreme Fishing Challenge; (R) 5 News Update. 8.00 Rolf’s Animal Clinic; (R) 5 News at 9. 9.00 NCIS. 10.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. (R) 10.55 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. (R) 11.55 The Aussie Millions Poker Championship. 12.55 SuperCasino. 4.00 House Doctor. (R) 4.45 Michaela’s Wild Challenge. (R) 5.35 Wildlife SOS. (R)

Rescues. (R) 7.50 You’ve Been Scammed. (R) 8.20 Sign Zone: Heir Hunters. (R) 9.05 Great British Menu. (R) 9.35 Great British Menu. (R) 10.05 Great British Railway Journeys. (R) 10.35 HARDtalk. (R) 11.00 BBC News. 11.30 BBC World News. 12.00 Film: Invaders from Mars. (1953) 1.25 Film: Roving Mars. (2006) 2.05 Coast. 2.10 Classic Mastermind. (R) 2.40 The Great British Bake Off. (R) 3.40 Britain’s First Photo Album. (R) 4.10 The Life of Mammals. (R) 5.10 Flog It! (R) 5.55 Party Election Broadcast. 6.00 Eggheads. 6.30 Helicopter Heroes Down Under. 7.00 Hairy Bikers’ Best of British. 8.00 James May’s Man Lab. 9.00 Tomorrow’s World: A Horizon Special. 10.00 How TV Ruined Your Life. (R) 10.30 Newsnight; Weather. 11.20 Fit to Rule: How Royal Illness Changed History. (R) 12.20 Sign Zone: Secrets of Britain’s Sharia Councils – Panorama. (R) 12.50 This Is BBC Two. 2.55 Live Formula 1: Chinese Grand Prix – Practice One. 4.35 This Is BBC Two. 5.55 Homes Under the Hammer. (R)


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6.00 The Treacle People. (R) 6.10 The Hoobs. (R) 6.35 The Hoobs. (R) 7.05 According to Jim. (R) 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond. (R) 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond. (R) 8.30 Frasier. (R) 9.00 Frasier. (R) 9.30 Frasier. (R) 10.00 The Big Bang Theory. (R) 10.35 The Big Bang Theory. (R) 11.00 Undercover Boss USA. (R) 12.00 Channel 4 News Midday Summary. 12.05 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals. (R) 12.35 What’s Cooking? 1.45 SuperScrimpers’ Challenge. 2.45 Countdown. 3.30 The Common Denominator. 4.00 Deal or No Deal. 5.00 Five Minutes to a Fortune. 6.00 The Simpsons. (R) 6.30 Hollyoaks. 7.00 Channel 4 News. 7.55 8.00 Secret Eaters. 9.00 The Intern. 10.00 The Sex Clinic. 11.05 Random Acts. (R) 11.10 Film: One Mile Away. (2012) 1.00 24 Hours in A&E. (R) 2.00 Nick Hewer: Countdown to Freetown. (R) 2.55 Immigration Undercover: Channel 4 Dispatches. (R) 3.25 Come Dine with Me. (R) 4.20 Deal or No Deal. (R) 5.15 Countdown. (R) Milkshake! 9.15 The Channel 5 6.00 Wright Stuff. 11.10 Trisha.

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11.00 You’ve Been Scammed. (R) 11.30 Real Rescues. (R) 12.15 Bargain Hunt. 1.00 BBC News; Weather. 1.30 Regional News; Weather. 1.45 Doctors. 2.15 Escape to the Country. (R) 3.00 Perfection. (R) 3.45 Chefs: Put Your Menu Where Your Mouth Is. 4.30 Antiques Road Trip. (R) 5.15 Pointless. 6.00 BBC News; Weather. 6.30 Regional News Programmes; Weather. 7.00 The One Show. 7.30 A Question of Sport; (R) BBC News; Regional News. 8.00 EastEnders. 8.30 MasterChef. 9.00 Have I Got News forYou. 9.30 Not Going Out. 10.00 BBC News. 10.25 Regional News; Weather.; National Lottery Update. 10.35 The Graham Norton Show. 11.25 The Matt Lucas Awards. (R) 11.55 Film: Paycheck. (2003) Thriller, starring Ben Affleck. 1.45 Weatherview. 1.50 BBC News. Live Formula 1: Chinese Grand BBC2 6.55 Prix – Practice Two. The Chinese

Grand Prix second practice session. 8.35 The A to Z of TV Gardening. (R) 9.00 Sign Zone: Holiday Hit Squad. (R) 10.00 Question Time. (R) 11.00 BBC News. 11.30 Coast. (R) 11.55 Formula 1: Chinese Grand Prix – Practice One. (R) 1.35 Formula 1: Chinese Grand Prix – Practice Two. (R) 3.15 Classic Mastermind. (R) 3.45 Britain’s First Photo Album. (R) 4.15 The Life of Mammals. (R) 5.15 Flog It! (R) 6.00 Eggheads. 6.30 Golf: The Masters – Highlights. 7.30 Hairy Bikers’ Best of British. 8.30 Gardeners’ World. 9.00 Isaac Newton: The Last Magician. 10.00 QI. (R) 10.30 Newsnight. 11.00 Weather. 11.05 Later with Jools Holland. 12.10 Film: Mean Streets. (1973) Martin Scorsese’s drama, with Robert De Niro and Harvey Keitel. 2.00 Sign Zone: Question Time. (R) 3.00 This Is BBC Two. 3.55 Live Formula 1: Chinese Grand Prix – Practice Three. The Chinese Grand Prix third practice session. 5.05 This Is BBC Two.


6.00 Daybreak. 8.30 Lorraine. 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show. (R) 10.30 This Morning. 12.30 Loose Women. 1.30 ITV News; Weather. 1.55 ITV News London; Weather. 2.00 Cook Me the Money! 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal. 3.59 ITV London Weather. 4.00 Ade in Britain. 5.00 The Chase. 6.00 ITV News London; Weather. 6.30 ITV News; Weather. 7.00 Emmerdale. 7.30 Coronation Street. 8.00 The Martin Lewis Money Show. 8.30 Coronation Street. 9.00 The Security Men. 10.00 ITV News at Ten;Weather. 10.30 ITV News London; Weather. 10.35 Film: The Majestic. (2001) Drama, starring Jim Carrey. 1.20 Jackpot247. 3.00 Film: Columbo:The Most Crucial Game. (1972) Detective drama, starring Peter Falk and Robert Culp. 4.15 ITV Nightscreen.

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6.00 The Treacle People. (R) 6.10 The Hoobs. (R) 7.05 According to Jim. (R) 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond. (R) (R) 8.25 Frasier. (R) 10.00 The Big Bang Theory. (R) 10.30 The Big Bang Theory. (R) 11.00 Undercover Boss USA. (R) 12.00 Channel 4 News Midday Summary. 12.05 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals. (R) 12.35 What’s Cooking? 1.45 SuperScrimpers’ Challenge. 2.45 Countdown. 3.30 The Common Denominator. 4.00 Deal or No Deal. 5.00 Five Minutes to a Fortune. 6.00 The Simpsons. (R) 6.30 Hollyoaks. 7.00 News. 7.30 Unreported World. 7.55 8.00 Come Dine with Me. 9.00 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown. 10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man. 11.05 Rude Tube: Extreme Rides. (R) 12.05 Random Acts. 12.10 New Girl. 1.00 The Mindy Project. 1.50 Happy Endings. (R) 2.10 Accidentally on Purpose. (R) 2.35 St Elsewhere. (R) 3.25 Come Dine with Me. (R) 4.20 Deal or No Deal. (R) 5.15 Countdown. (R)

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The Kitch-him: a third of women think their man is the better cook Pro Chef Paul Hollywood

THREE out of ten women believe their man is a better cook than they are, it has been revealed. Researchers found the idea of the kitchen being the female domain is becoming a thing of the past, as men are growing more confident in the kitchen and being inspired by celebrity chefs like Jamie Oliver and Gordon Ramsey. Not only are many men better cooks than their wives or girlfriends, but many women also said their other half is more adventurous when it comes to cooking. One in ten women even said their kids preferred their partner’s cooking over their own. A spokesman for Kikkoman Soy Sauce, which commissioned the research, said: ”For

years, the common assumption has been that the kitchen was considered to be a woman’s domain. ”But it seems men are becoming bigger fans of cooking than ever before. ”And many have got the ultimate seal of approval from their partner with women admitting they aren’t the best cook in the home. ”Celebrity chefs, many of which are men, have made cooking much more popular over the last few years and it looks like this is finally rubbing off on guys. ”Cooking is no longer something reserved for women or just a necessity but can be fun for both men and women.” The study of 2,000 Brits found that 34%

of women reckon their other half is the best cook in the household, while another 36% say their husband or boyfriend is usually the one who experiments with the more exotic dishes. One in five women even say their man cooks the majority of the meals in their home, with the average guy now cooking three evening meals each week. 65% think all men are chipping in more with the cooking than they did in previous generations. Researchers also found that 73% of men consider themselves to be a good cook, while another 59% think they are an adventurous cook. More than three quarters also believe that men enjoy cooking more than ever before, with 62% putting this down to it becoming cooler and more trendy than it was in the past. 38% believe it’s down to the rise in popularity of celebrity cooking shows, while 37% think male chefs like Jamie Oliver and Gordon Ramsay have helped to make it a more popular hobby. It also emerged that men are taking charge of the more exotic dishes while women stick to more traditional meals, with 64% of Brits saying this is the case in their household. While women are most likely to rustle

up roast dinners, casseroles and stews, men are making curries as well as dishes such as steak and chips and Chinese meals. A spokesman for Kikkoman added: “It is great to see that both genders are sharing the cooking and that men are taking more interest and experimenting with different cuisines. “It means many homes are likely to experience a much wider variety of recipes and tastes without getting into a food rut.” Top ten meals for women 1. Roast dinners 2. Pasta 3. Casserole 4. Curry 5. One-pot meals 6. Stew 7. Salads 8. Fajitas 9. Steak and chips 10. Chinese meals (stir-fry, etc) Top ten meals for men 1. Pasta 2. Curry 3. Roast dinners 4. Steak and chips 5. Casserole 6. Stew 7. Chinese meals (stir-fry, etc) 8. Fajitas 9. One-pot meals 10. Salads

Families cut back on food to stay in their homes A YOUGOV survey of 4,000 adults found that four out of ten families with children (42%) - equivalent to 5.5 million - said they'd cut back on food last year to help pay for their homes. Meanwhile, more than one in four (27%) - equivalent to 3.4 million families - cut back on gas and electricity bills to help meet their rent or mortgage costs. Across the population as a whole, a third of people (31%) had cut back on food and one in five (20%) had reduced their spend on household fuel, showing how families with children were hardest pressed. The research also found that 64% of families with children struggled to pay for their rent or mortgage last year, compared to 57% of people across the board. As the cost of living continues to rise and the next wave of government cuts hit this April, Shelter fears that even more people will struggle to pay their housing costs. The charity is bracing itself for an increase in demand for help. Teri, from Essex is a single mum to her 15 year old daughter and registered disabled. "I struggle to pay the rent and once I find the money for that there is little left each week to feed, clothe and provide basic essentials for me or my daughter. I try and plan meals that will make food go further and go online to see who has the cheapest prices. I feel totally exhausted with worry about paying the rent and the weekly food shop".

Campbell Robb, Shelter's chief executive, said: "These startling figures show the daily heartache millions of parents are going through as they face the choice between putting food on the table and paying for the roof over their head. "The effects of the recession, the rising cost of housing and cuts to the housing

safety net have left many families in a very vulnerable position. Every fifteen minutes a family in England finds themselves homeless. "We've seen more and more people coming to us for help in the last six months. For thousands of people already desperately battling to keep their home, further benefit changes this month could

be the final blow. Anyone whose home could be at risk needs to get advice as soon as possible. Shelter can help prevent more families going through the devastation of losing their home." Anyone needing help can get free advice at or search Shelter housing advice.

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MY CHILDREN and their friends are of the mindset that smoking is not cool, and it is becoming an ever unpopular and anti-social trend. Did you know that by stopping smoking you would be protecting the health of your nonsmoking friends and family? Passive smoking increases a non-smoker’s risk of lung cancer, heart disease and stroke. Second-hand smoke makes children twice at risk of chest illnesses, including pneumonia, croup and bronchitis, plus more ear infections, wheezing and asthma. They also have three times the risk of getting lung cancer in later life compared with children who live with nonsmokers. The quitting timeline • After 20 minutes your blood pressure and pulse return to normal. • After 24 hours your lungs start to clear. • After two days your body is nicotine-free and your sense of taste and smell improve. • After three days you can breathe more easily, and your energy increases. • After two to 12 weeks, your circulation improves. • After three to nine months coughs, wheezing and breathing improves. • After one year your heart attack risk is half that of a smoker. • After 10 years your lung cancer risk is half that of a smoker.

Denise Kelly It’s a fact that stopping smoking improves the body’s blood flow, and improves sensitivity. It’s been found that non-smokers are three times more appealing to prospective partners than smokers. Non-smokers also find it easier to get pregnant as quitting smoking improves the lining of the womb and can make men’s sperm more potent. Giving up the ciggies also increases the possibility of conceiving through IVF and reduces the likelihood of having a miscarriage, but most importantly, it improves the chances of giving birth to a healthy baby. Stopping smoking has been found to slow facial ageing, which is always a bonus, and delays the appearance of wrinkles as the skin of a non-smoker gets more nutrients, including oxygen, and can reverse the sallow, lined complexion that smokers often have. Giving up tobacco also stops teeth becoming stained, and you’ll have fresher breath and ex-smokers are less likely than smokers to get

gum disease and lose their teeth prematurely. People also notice that they can breathe more easily and cough less when they give up smoking because their lung capacity improves by up to 10% within nine months. In your 20s and 30s, the effect of smoking on your lung capacity may not be noticeable until you go for a run, but lung capacity naturally diminishes with age. In later years, having maximum lung capacity can mean the difference between having an active, healthy old age and wheezing when going for a walk or climbing the stairs. Men who quit smoking by 30 add 10 years to their life and people who kick the habit at 60 add three years to their life. In other words, it’s never too late to benefit from stopping. Quitting not only adds years to your life, but it also greatly improves the chance of a disease-free, mobile, happier old age. Kicking the smoking habit also gives your senses of smell and taste a boost. The body is recovering from being dulled by the hundreds of toxic chemicals found in cigarettes. Denise Kelly is a BANT (British association of Nutritional therapists) registered Naturopathic Nutritional Therapist. She writes Nutrition Programs for a variety of organisations and has a private practise in Chichester, West Sussex and is the founder of K4 Fit Kidz. Tel: 01243 528040

Spring Clean! EASTER is a great time to have a good spring clean at home. You can donate your unwanted stuff to charity shops and household tasks like vacuuming and sweeping, or washing the car, all count towards your recommended 30 minutes of physical activity a day. Get the kids to help, they may even enjoy it! Participating in such tasks are also very symbolic for clearing the mind and getting rid of things that no longer work for you. Update the way you do things, freeing up some space for new and exciting opportunities and challenges. Clean out and make some room for happiness. Wash away delay and procrastination. Delay and procrastination set you up for frustration after frustration. Get into the present! You’re missing your life by living in yesterday! Use this break to clean out all things old in the house and in the mind!

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THE MOST significant advance in surgery over the last 20 years has been the development of key hole (laparoscopic) surgery. Key hole surgery has revolutionized all aspects of surgical practice. The days of big, muscle cutting incisions with their associated risks of pain and infection are long gone. Operations performed through tiny key hole incisions have allowed patients to recover with significantly less pain and return to normal activities much more quickly. Surgeons who have been appropriately trained in key hole surgery techniques can now perform almost all operations in this manner. Hernia operations, gallstone procedures, acid reflux operations and weight loss surgery can all be performed by key hole (laparoscopic) techniques. And because they are key hole operations, patients often go home on the same day as their surgery. Similarly, recovery at home from these procedures tends to be a matter of days rather than weeks. The collaboration between industry and surgery has resulted in the greatest improvement there has been in surgical care of patients in recent times. Laparoscopic surgery has transformed what we can achieve. Chris Pring is a laparoscopic and general surgeon surgeon with special interest in hernia surgery, gallstone disease, acid reflux and weight loss surgery. He performs approximately 300 laparoscopic (key hole) procedures each year. For more information please call 01243

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753001 or visit chichesterhospital Apology In last month’s ophthalmology article a word was different to the version we had been sent by Mr Peter Fox. The correct wording should have read, ‘Micro incision cataract surgery AND (Not IS as we printed) a new ophthalmic laser offered by Mr Peter Fox, Consultant Ophthalmic Surgeon at Chichester Nuffield Hospital. Apologies to Mr Peter Fox, Chichester Nuffield Hospital and our readers for the error.

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Pipe and slippers retirement? More like Zumba and hiking say retirees THE AVERAGE retiree enjoys three holidays a year - and is fitter than they were while they were working, research by Skipton Building Society. Experts who carried out a detailed study found far from adopting a 'One Foot in the Grave' attitude, a large percentage of pensioners are ignoring traditional retirement expectations and are rediscovering their youth instead. The stats revealed more than half of those who were polled are now exercising more than they ever did in their twenties - regularly hiking, swimming and cycling. One in ten have opted to go back to school in a bid to keep their minds active via language lessons, evening classes and even higher education. The study finds eight in 10 people are treating their retirement as the beginning rather than the end. Research shows rather than relaxing into a gentle retirement, 76 per cent of pensioners are choosing to remain as busy and active as possible. Indeed, four in 10 senior citizens are choosing to use their later years to 're-live their youth' by taking up hobbies and interests they previously enjoyed before taking on family and work commitments. A quarter of elderly people volunteer or do charity work on a regular basis, while others embark on interests such as shopping, cooking, photography, gardening

and reading. Many people of retirement age also have active social lives - with many seeing close family members and grandchildren at least twice a week. The average person has four very close friends, and spends at least two days and one evening a week socialising over dinner, at the pub or having coffee mornings. The study indicates 76 per cent of older people try their best to remain active and busy so that they are healthy for as long as possible, 15 per cent want to set a good example to the grandchildren and 23 per cent like the idea of continuing to contribute something to society. A third of those polled feel lucky that they have shared interests with their partner, and 37 per cent are proud of their bustling social life. And just under half of the pensioners polled say they are now doing things they simply didn't have time to do as a youngster. Looking to the future, 29 per cent of Brits have great aspirations to travel the world, 11 per cent dream of learning a language and one in 10 want to get a dog. Writing a book, getting back out on the dating scene, decorating the home and garden and taking up a new exercise are amongst other ambitions commonly shared by older people.

£260m a year blown on home fitness fixes that fail

IN A BID to lose weight or tone up, UK adults spent more than £1billion over the last five years on home health and fitness equipment they rarely, if ever, use, according to new research from Nuffield Health. Three quarters of adults have bought at least one piece of equipment, ranging from treadmills to trampolines, so they can pursue health or fitness goals in the comfort of their own home. However, just 21 per cent of these people use the equipment regularly and double that (41 per cent) admit to using it briefly when they first buy it, if at all, and then giving up. The research suggests that the average home exerciser spends £235 on equipment that doesn’t get results, with each person owning four items on average. Fewer than a third (31 per cent) of the 2,000 UK adults surveyed achieved what they set out to and the most common reasons for ditching home health and fitness routines were ‘not seeing benefits’ (39 per cent) and ‘preferring to use the equipment in the gym’ (12 per cent). In fact one in 10 people (eight per cent) hurt themselves using the equipment and had to stop. Natalie Mumford, Director of Fitness and Wellbeing at Nuffield Health, comments: “The good intention to be fit and healthy is important, but without sticking to it, results can be hard to achieve. Exercising at home can be difficult to commit to as everyday life

and distractions get in the way. At Nuffield Health we know that it is expert support and advice coupled with your commitment and a routine that is right for you that will set you on a path to success. Although trends change and the emergence of the Wii generation, who want instant results, is an example of this, the fact remains that it is through hard work and regularity that most people achieve their health and fitness goals. To help make this a reality we advise people to start by making small positive changes to their lifestyle.” The survey revealed there are around 82 million items of health and fitness equipment currently in households across the UK, with exercise bikes, weights and workout DVDs proving most popular. Much equipment that doesn’t get used ends up cluttering up attics and spare rooms (60 per cent), while some ends up being put to other uses, including drying washing (6 per cent). One respondent reported having to put up with a disused cross trainer in their dining room because it is too heavy to move. The three most common reasons for buying equipment were to lose weight (47 per cent), to get fitter and healthier (45 per cent) and as an alternative to going to the gym (42 per cent). More than one in 10 (11 per cent) admitted to buying items because they got caught up in a fitness trend. To take up Nuffield Health’s Equipment Amnesty offer visit nuffieldhealth. com/fitness-swap.

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Accessorising for Spring ALTHOUGH we’ve had some short bursts of sunshine this week, spring is still proving to be a little colder than we expected. Your maxi-dresses and linen crops may not be out just yet, but we can start to inject a little bit of our own sunshine by accessorising. With a few simple tips and an eye for proportions, any outfit can go from boring to stunning. You just need to learn to buy pieces that express your personality and remember not to overdo it. The more basic the outfit, the bolder your

accessories can be. It’s all about adding a touch of complexity and interest, but keeping the balance. For example, pair a simple shirt and jeans combo with a pair of flat pumps, a colourful scarf and some small stud earrings. Don’t wear too many accessories at once. Exercise a little bit of restraint – if you have statement earrings on, don’t add bangles, a cocktail ring and a scarf. Keep it to one or two main pieces. Be careful with proportions. If you’re wearing an outfit that is big and voluminous, scale back

on the accessories. If you’re wearing something sleeker, you can go a little bigger and bolder with a chunky cocktail ring or big, bright handbag. If your outfit is plain, create a pop of colour with jewellery, a scarf, a handbag, or a bright shoe. Remember that outfits don’t have to match, but they do have to be kept in similar colour families, warm colours or cool colours. Colours and shades that work for everyone include gold, silver, and bronze, so use these to

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A SITTING BLACK cat is the first idealistic sketch of many as it shows head and body proportions. Maybe this simple task is the cause of lifelong failure to appreciate The Black Cat Group, until that is you have been intimately related to one! Members of The Black Cat Group, apart from being known as the friendliest of cats, and promoted in jest as matching all home furnishings, in fact are very different. In appearance alone a black cat may have brown, green, or blue eyes. • The coat silky smooth, fluffy or long-haired. • The tail curly, short, long or flag. • The colour soft black, charcoal or brownish-black. • The ears round, pointed or furry. • The whiskers white, black or grey. Then there are the characteristics of age, whether playful kittens, explorative or playful adults, more restful mature, and whether male or female. And let’s not forget behaviour characteristics like whether talkative, lap-cats or purr-factories. So please don’t dismiss the idea of adopting a member of The Black Cat Group. Instead really watch, engage and enjoy! Friendly Black Cat Group members waiting for a home: • Sienna is an 8-month old, and Tickle a 5-month old are female kitten friends. • Alexis is a 1-year old female needing a home now her kittens are independent.

MEN'S fashion destination Stuarts London has named Ryan Gosling as the best dressed male actor from a recent poll that the site has carried out. The popular movie actor has topped the poll and beaten many other male celebs to the number one spot. "We conducted our poll and found that most people thought that Ryan Gosling is the best dressed male actor. His dress sense seems to be a big hit with the public, along with his popular acting talents and movie rules. The well loved A-lister seems to always get it right when it comes to looking good", said Ravi Grewal from Stuarts London. The recent poll featured a selection of male celebrities for voters to choose from. Ryan Reynolds took second place while Jake Gyllenhall came third in the vote. Other names in the survey included 007 himself Daniel Craig, Eddie Redmayne from Les Mis, Miranda Kerr's other half Orlando Bloom and The Hangover star Bradley Cooper. Along with these top A-list men, Michael Fassbender, Jude Law and Iron Man actor Robert Downey Jr. also managed to make the best dressed list. Top 10 Best Dressed Male Actors: • Ryan Gosling • Ryan Reynolds

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Lara is a neutered female kitten. McQueen and Rebus are 11 month old neutered males. Fluffy Arnie & smooth Flynn are 11-month old brothers. Fluffy 6-month old neutered brother KM222-12 and smooth sister KF228-12. 6-year old adults Faye, Chas, Fizz as singles, pair or together. Young un-neutered male kittens KM279 and KM280-12.

The Rescue asks for a minimum donation of £45 for each cat or neutered kitten which includes vaccination, microchipping, neutering and free vet insurance for 4 weeks (or £70 if an un-neutered kitten which includes free neutering voucher for when old enough). Visits are strictly by appointment. Cat and Rabbit Rescue Centre, Holborow Lodge, Chalder Lane, Sidlesham, Chichester, PO20 7RJ. Tel: 01243 641409. Cat and Rabbit Rescue Centre, Holborow Lodge, Chalder Lane, Sidlesham, Chichester, PO20 7RJ. Tel: 01243 641409.

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Jake Gyllenhall Daniel Craig Eddie Redmayne Orlando Bloom Bradley Cooper Michael Fassbender Jude Law Robert Downey Jr. Ryan's usual look consists of very smart styles and sophisticated appearances. He never looks out of place and always dresses impeccably well. His signature outfit has got to be the shirt, trouser and belt combination. With a basic shirt tucked into a pair of trousers, a pair of smart shoes and a simple belt, Ryan's everyday look is one that is effortless yet always stylish. But the look can be easily copied by any man who wants to achieve the star's outfit. Get the Ryan Gosling lookShirt - Opt for one from the Oliver Spencer brand. Their collection of shirts is stylish, simple and sophisticated. Trousers - Choose a pair of trousers from Dockers, this label offers an array of colours to choose from. Shoes - Some smart brogues from Grenson would add a touch of Ryan Gosling's signature style. Belt - To finish the look, Paul Smith Jeans offers a great collection of sophisticated belts for you to accessorise with.

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Horoscopes Aries You are a great communicator and this has stood you in good stead for some time. Your focus of late has been on a particular individual and their needs. This week you need to be a little more introspective. Time to focus inwardly and address your own desires. No one will think any the worse of you if you do. Taurus Don’t let your heart rule your head this week. There is a certain project which may seem like the answer to all your prayers. Keep pinching yourself, take a reality check and remember if it looks too good to be true then it probably is. Why not harness that energy and use it to help others, far more rewarding! Gemini There are some big decisions to be made on the domestic front over the coming weeks and you need to think this through carefully. The decisions will impact on or involve your nearest and dearest or those you think of or want to be your nearest and dearest. Be clear about your needs but listen also.

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Friday 5 April – Thursday 11 April Cancer This week you feel like you can’t do right for doing wrong. This will more than likely take place on the work front. So why bother you may ask yourself? This is just a temporary blip; things will be on an even keel soon, probably quicker than you think, so try to keep your temper and your job! Leo You will be building on all that artistic stuff that you have done of late, perhaps that painting will be given a gallery showing, the script may be given a reading or better still your project will finally come to fruition. Things are looking good for whatever creative enterprise you are involved

in as others show belief in you. Virgo Relationships, particularly of the romantic kind, are high on the agenda for this week. Intimate dinners, romantic tete a tete or passionate nights are forecast. Yes you can soak up the excitement, revel in all the attention you are receiving. Enjoy. But you know to keep those feet firmly on the ground don’t you?! Libra You know that people are often like icebergs, in that only ten per cent of who they really are is on display. Others may fall for the rhetoric of a colleague or friend but you are an intuitive being and know that it is just rhetoric. Rely on your gut instinct and don’t get involved. Scorpio If you are thinking of engaging in a financial enterprise this week then “due diligence” is your bywords. Don’t commit to anything of a financial or legal nature until you have thought it through, have all the facts and figures in front of you, have sought professional advice and then thought it though again! Sagittarius Don’t feel let down or disappointed this week if things do not turn out the way you want. Sometimes

there are times in our lives when what appears to be a disappointment turns out to be a blessing in disguise later on. This week in particular the cosmic forces are looking out for your long term interests. Be patient! Capricorn Careers prospects are still a high priority for you Capricorn. You may have to make some big decisions soon in terms of which pathway to take. Logic is great and we all know you like to think things through but try not to stifle inner desire and intuition totally when making that decision. You need happiness as well as security. Aquarius Your personal relationships may be tested this week as you feel someone close to you is making too many demands. Remember, they truly don’t mean to take you for granted; it’s just that you have always been there. They would be shocked to know that you feel put upon or unable to cope. Relax and gently withdraw from the situation. Pisces If a friend comes to you for advice this week try not to get too involved. You can have a tendency to get embroiled in other people’s messes and take on their troubles as your own. You often pay a heavy emotional price for this. Be supportive but keep a bit of you back, take care of you!

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Don’t let the rain spoil your enjoyment of feeding your garden birds THE SPRING wet weather has posed all sorts of problems regarding feeding garden birds, and this article will highlight some of the challenges when it rains – and some of the solutions to feeding your garden birds successfully during wet times. The most obvious problem when it rains is that everything gets wet! Bird feeders, like peanut feeders and seed feeders will become damp or drenched depending on the prevailing wind conditions and the amount of rain falling. There are many types of bird seed and during wet times, the best bird seed to offer your garden birds is a free flowing high energy seed mix which will flow freely through the bird feeders even if it gets slightly damp. The more free flowing bird seed mixes tend to have fewer peanut granules in them - so they clog less. Peanuts can be a challenge. To keep peanuts fresh and tasting good it is important not to let them stay too long in a peanut feeder. If the peanuts are not being eaten up quickly, then tip the remaining peanuts out of the peanut feeder, stir them around with your bag of peanuts and then refill your peanut feeders. This will reduce the moisture in the peanut feeders and will make the peanuts more palatable to your wild birds. Continue to change the peanuts and the bird seed mixes regularly during the wet

weather. You can also use rain guards on tubular feeders. Rain guards are domed ‘hats’ which fit snugly on to tubular bird feeders and will protect the bird seed and peanuts from the rain. They will also give some shelter to tits and greenfinches, sparrows and all the other garden birds which will perch on a tubular bird feeder. A good quality bird table with an overhanging roof will also afford protection to bird feed you put out for them. Bird seed left on bird tables which gets wet will become mouldy and unpalatable in a short space of time - so make sure you scrape and clean your bird tables regularly during wet weather. Remove wet food from the bird table and discard into a bin. Do not throw on the ground. At this time of year, many nest boxes are still full of broods being fed live foods by the adult garden birds. Nest boxes are a great source of shelter from the rain and empty


bird nest boxes can offer respite from the cold and wet. When feeding live foods (like mealworms and mini mealworms) offer live foods in a mesh type of feeder. A mesh bird feeder will contain the live foods and will let the rainwater drain away – so not to drown the live mealworms! When it rains, bird baths will fill up and a bird bath is a major attraction to garden

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An elegant Georgian style det residence situated in the premier thoroughfare of the Aldwick Bay private marine estate approx 150 yards from the private beach. The property has been made the subject of a programme of refurbishment & remodelling in recent years. G.F.H, a new slate roof with enhanced insulation, modernised electrics including external power points to the front and rear, u.P.V.C. double glazing, ‘Thermafill’ cavity wall insulation, entrance hall, a cloakrm,a 25’ triple aspect lounge, a triple aspect garden rm, bright & spacious dual aspect kitchen/dining rm, separate utility rm, a study/office, a master bedrm with en suite shower rm, 3 further bedrooms, a bathrm, garage & good sized remodelled & restocked gardens with a new block paved drive & wrought iron gates. EPC rating is D

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Top home buying and selling tips WHETHER you are buying or selling, finding your way through the property market can be challenging - not to mention extremely stressful. With so many things to consider, it’s hard knowing where to start. So before you jump in head first, here are some useful tips from John Elliott, Managing Director of Millwood Designer Homes, to help make your journey a lot easier. • Sell your home first If you have a home to sell, it is vital that you find a buyer before you start looking for your next home, particularly in a buyers market. We have recently seen a lot of people disappointed because they have fallen in love with a house but have not been in a position to buy. In the end, they have lost out on their dream home to someone who has a buyer for their property and already has their funds in place. • Be realistic I would always recommend that you invite three estate agents to value your home in order to get a realistic guide but remember, the highest price isn’t always going to be the right price. • Show your home at its best In order to sell your home as quickly as possible, you need to remember that in today’s market a lot of people are searching for properties online. If you don’t have good photos and a floor plan you could seriously jeopardise your chances of a sale, and if there

is anything you can do to improve the aesthetics of your home then it can be worth spending the money. Just giving your walls a lick of paint to cover scuffs and chips can really help bring a room to life. • Do your research When you have an offer on your home and can seriously start looking, make sure you do your research. Have an idea in your head of what sort of home you are looking for and the location, then explore the area to ensure it fulfils your requirements. For example, if good schooling is important, visit the local schools and find out about their performance and grades. It is important that your priorities are in place as ultimately, most people will have to make a compromise along the way. • Know your finances Before you start looking, it is essential that you know exactly how much you have to spend. Be realistic with what you can afford.

With interest rates at an all time low it is important to find the most suitable mortgage for you, and you must always allow for the fact that interest rates will go up at some point which means your monthly payments will also go up. I would always recommend going to an independent mortgage adviser who has access to the whole market, not just

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A detached chalet house situated in the Aldwick Bay private marine estate around 200 yards from the private beach. The specification which would benefit from some modernisation includes g.f.h., u.P.V.C. double glazing, fitted carpets, a spacious entrance hall, a cloakroom, a dual aspect living room, a double glazed conservatory, a ground floor bedroom/dining room, a kitchen/breakfast room, two good sized first floor bedrooms,a large bathroom, an integral garage and West facing rear garden. ENERGY RATING: D



A spacious detached house situated in quiet cul-de-sac of private marine estate within 100 yards of the private beach. The current owners have carried out a comprehensive programme of extension and modernisation . G.F.H., u.P.V.C. double glazing, fascias & soffits, cavity wall insulation, cloakrm, lounge, dining rm, sitting rm, kit/breakfast rm, master bedrm with en suite bathrm, four further bedrms, second bathrm, shower rm, balcony, integral garage and gardens including a secluded courtyard garden with heated swimming pool. EPC rating is D



An exceptional five bedroom det house situated in a cul-de-sac of just four similar properties, located within half a mile of shopping facilities at Rose Green & a little over half a mile to the beach. G.F.H., u.P.V.C. double glazing, cloakroom, a dual aspect living room with feature Art Deco style cabinets, a superb kitchen/dining room fitted with an extensive range of handbuilt solid Beech units and an imaginative display/storage unit in the style of a castle, good sized utility rm fitted with matching handbuilt furniture, gr fl bedrm, master bedrm with extensive handbuilt furniture & en suite shower rm, bedrm two, 2 further bedrms, bathrm, double garage & landscaped gardens including a South Westerly rear. EPC Rating D.




A spacious three bedroom detached bungalow situated on the beach front of a private marine estate. Built-in the 1970’s and requiring modernisation and some refurbishment, majority double glazed, gas central heating, u.P.V.C. fascias/soffits, large open plan living area, good sized kitchen/breakfast room, utility room, master bedroom with en suite shower room, two further bedrooms, bathroom, double garage, South facing garden with direct beach access. SUPERB SEA VIEWS. EPC rating is E

A detached cottage style house situated in a cul-de-sac of the private estate just 300 yards from the private beach. G.F.H, u.P.V.C. d/glazing, triple aspect lounge, good sized dining room, fitted kitchen with separate utility room, cloakroom, four bedrooms (one with walkin wardrobe/storage area), bathroom, garage and delightful mature gardens. EPC rating is E




A three bedroom first floor apartment in development of six in walled gardens immediately adjacent to the beach, gas central heating, u.P.V.C. double glazed, carpets, cloakroom, lounge, dining room with library area, South facing balcony, kitchen, master bedroom with en suite bathroom and dressing area, second bathroom, garage. UNOBSTRUCTED SEA VIEWS. EPC rating is C.


A one bedroom close care apartment in the grounds of the Royal Bay care and nursing home, purpose built to be ‘elderly user friendly’ with many safety features and the availability of any level of assistance from the care home. The property has been recently refurbished with new carpets, replacement shower room, refurbished kitchen and an internal redecoration. Gas c.h., double glazing, living room and a communal laundry room EPC rating is C

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Ladies win whilst youngsters thrash opponents CHICHESTER CITY Ladies beat Ebbsfleet United 2-0 in a scrappy match at Oaklands Park last Sunday despite many players absent and Chichester calling upon some of their reserves for this match. Chichester have started slowly in their last two matches and have had to fight back from behind, this week they stamped their

authority from the whistle. Widdowson and Madden found space well that allowed the ball to be moved from the back line to the attacking players and Ambler tested the Ebbsfleet back line with penetrating runs. For all of their first half dominance Chi failed to capitalise and rarely threatened their opponent’s goal. The second half

broken though there were plenty more on their way, first half goals from score sheet regulars Jono Tallent (2) and Joe Gromett (2) and Alex Ansa added another to see Chi go into the break with a very comfortable 5-0 score line. Substitutions just after half time saw the introduction of Will Boutwood and Johan Vandriel and a change to formation to go with just three across the back, the result was more goals from Perry (2), Boutwood (2), Lillywhite and Gromett completed his hat trick. There

was even time for a missed penalty from Lillywhite who blasted his effort high over the bar. A special mention must go to the Littlehampton goalkeeper who pulled off some amazing saves and like the rest of the Littlehampton team never stopped battling against the odds. Chi Team: Holden, Gilbert, Boulton (Vandriel), Lillywhite, Knowles (Boutwood), Chittock, Ansa, Tallent, Pope, Perry, Gromett

brought the introduction of Selby and Ogden, the impact was instant as Ogden slotted home after just 30 seconds with her first touch. Chichester continued to work well with Challen being denied on several occasions by an outstanding Ebbsfleet keeper. In the closing stages of the match the game opened up and Ebbsfleet started to close in on an equaliser. The brilliant Hughes-Jones and McGlashan denied any attacks and soon Wride found herself in space yet again in the middle of the park, a neat ball through to saw Challen's first shot saved but she followed up to secure the 2-0 victory. Manager Matt Wright stated: “We work hard to develop players throughout all of our teams so on occasions like this we have the quality that can step up and produce top level football when we ask them to.” This lifts Chi Ladies to second in the league. Chichester face Enfield next Sunday at Oaklands Park for a 2pm kick-off.

Youngsters on goal spree CHI U18S knew that goals could make all the difference in this year’s league title race and so the instructions before the match were clear respect the opposition but this was an opportunity to score some goals due to the fact that Littlehampton were only able to field ten players. Chi were straight on the attack from the kick off but despite going close on several occasions it took a good 15 minutes before they actually scored a goal. Once the seal was

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D 9 5 7 6 3 8 7 5 4 6 4 7 2 10 6 2 7 9 4 5 3 5

L 2 7 10 12 9 2 5 11 11 12 14 14 14 15 14 20 16 18 20 22 25 26

F 84 78 70 88 73 78 85 87 74 68 80 72 59 48 44 57 55 53 50 49 35 32

A 25 39 55 56 46 30 43 51 67 58 64 60 61 64 62 88 66 73 88 91 107 125

GD PTS 59 69 39 68 15 64 32 63 27 63 48 62 42 61 36 59 7 55 10 54 16 46 12 46 -2 44 -16 40 -18 39 -31 38 -11 37 -20 33 -38 31 -42 29 -72 12 -93 8


P 28 25 28 27 28 27 28 27 29 27 29 26 28 26 26 26 28 29

W 20 19 17 16 15 13 12 12 11 10 11 9 8 7 7 6 5 2

D 4 4 4 4 4 8 7 6 8 8 5 6 3 5 4 5 6 1

L 4 2 7 7 9 6 9 9 10 9 13 11 17 14 15 15 17 26

F 80 69 82 80 67 71 56 47 53 56 44 54 48 35 37 45 44 33

A 40 17 54 32 46 49 50 43 48 58 59 50 64 51 58 70 71 141

GD PTS 40 64 52 61 28 55 48 52 21 49 22 47 6 43 4 42 5 41 -2 38 -15 38 4 33 -16 27 -16 26 -21 25 -25 23 -27 21 -108 7


P 16 19 13 18 13 18 16 16 16 15 18 16

W D L F 12 3 1 57 12 2 5 63 10 2 1 38 8 4 6 31 8 2 3 33 8 4 6 43 6 3 7 30 5 3 8 28 4 3 9 18 4 2 9 27 3 1 14 21 2 1 13 12

A 20 26 9 24 20 41 31 39 28 37 69 57

GD PTS 37 39 37 38 29 32 7 28 13 26 2 *25 -1 21 -11 18 -10 15 -10 14 -48 10 -45 7

32 Chichester Herald Friday 5 April, 2013

Chichester Herald Issue 82 5th April 2013  

Chichester Herald Issue 82 5th April 2013