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INJURED? NOT YOU! Avoid unwanted doctor’s visits, extended hospital stays, and reliance on prescription pain medications. 100% Safety can be yours with a

I SAW YOU! Pulled over Downtown, Saturday Night, early June...I thought you were cute, until I saw the police slap those handcuffs on you. Loser.

PSYCHIC READINGS. Madame Ruby gazes into the future for YOU! It doesn’t look good. Call for more information 555-JAIL. HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA! Who wants to party, but not behind the wheel. Keep it safe, smooth guy! www.100DaysandNightsofSummer.com MEN! DISCOVER THE SECRET TO A FULL HEAD OF HAIR! Contact the Estrada Institute For The Follically Challenged and receive FREE information that will change your appearance forever. 1-555-COMB-NOW Wish you could make all your everyday problems dissappear? Replace them with even worse problems. Jail time. Loss of freedom. Loss of family. Lose of job. Loss of self-respect. All available to you, if you drink and drive. Void where prohibited. www.whydididrivedrunk.com EXOTIC EVENING WEAR! Orange jumpsuits, perfect for roadside litter pick up and other menial tasks. Make sure they see YOU on the side of the highway! www.bustedforDWI.com

YOUR OWN, PERSONAL GUARDIAN ANGEL won’t protect you from making stupid decisions. If you drive, stay sober. If you drink, don’t drive. Wear your seat belt. Slow down and stay alive.

FREE! FREE! FREE! That’s exactly what you’ll wish to be, but certainly won’t feel like, when you roll through a DWI checkpoint after having had too much to drink. Drive sober or don’t drive at all. For free info, call 1-555-DWI-OHNO

LIVE CHAT! LIVE CHAT! LIVE CHAT! With your parole officer. He may call anytime, day or night. Should have thought twice about drinking and driving. 1-555-YOU-LOSE

SAVE MONEY AND TIME! Nobody wants to put their life on hold to go away to prison. Save yourself the headache of jail time and court fees by always driving sober. Your family will thank you, and so will your wallet.

simple “click!” Remember, a seat belt a day keeps the injuries away!

LAST RESORT PAWN

For information call: 1-888- CLICK-IT

GET CASH FAST!

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Need bail money?

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AMAZING DISCOVERY WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE! Handy, dandy seat belt will keep you from flying out of your car in an accident. Wanna learn more? What are you waiting for? Call now! 1-555-CLICK-IT FEELING LOST? LONELY? DEPRESSED? Who wouldn’t be? You got busted for a DWI offense. Get ready for a whole lot more time by yourself, in jail. Find out more. Call 555-LAME

WHAT’S YOUR IQ? Not as high as you originally thought. Proven method to lower your IQ. Alcohol consumption followed by vehicular operation. Learn more today! 1-888-DUMB-GUY

FREE JEWELRY! GREAT, NEW ACCESSORIES! Steel handcuffs, monitoring ankle bracelets, and more...get yours today! Just drink and drive. Law enforcement standing by to arrest you for DWI and give you one of these attractive gifts! www.youdrinkyoudriveyoulose.com

goodbye...probably forever! We’ll take anything of value and give you (just a little)

BIKES FOR SALE!

of the cash you need...TODAY!

You’ll need one if caught drinking and driving. lostmycar.com

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ERIK ESTRADA & MYSTERIOUS CHECKPOINTS SIGHTINGS ALL OVER NEW MEXICO.

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AS SEEN ON TV! You may have seen it on the evening news, or perhaps a television commercial. Checkpoints are everywhere. Don’t make the wrong choice to drink and drive. Stay safe and drive sober. WALK THIS WAY! To the grocery store...to the bank...to work. Anywhere and everywhere. You’ll be doing plenty of walking when you lose your driver’s license to a DWI offense. Kinda makes you wish you had decided to drive sober, Brighten Your Teeth! Get that winning smile with our patented formula. Use the whitener that the “stars” use. You don’t have to spend a bundle to look like a hundred bucks! To order the Starter kit for only $99.95, visit www.smilelikeestrada.com and enter code “pearly whites.”

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EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW AMY TRUJILLO OF RIO RANCHO, NEW MEXICO, is a big fan of television soap opera. Little did she expect that her storybook marriage would crumble into a nightmare that would rival anything she sees on her daily “stories.” The man she fell in love with and married, her husband Ron, had confusingly turned into someone she no longer recognizes.

She’s convinced husband may actually be the creature known as Leadfoot

BARELY ABLE TO HOLD BACK THE TEARS, Amy shared her story with us recently: “When we first met, Ron was just about the most wonderful man you’d ever meet. He was a perfect gentleman throughout our courtship, especially when he’d take me out on a date. Gosh, he’d Ron has assured Amy that even open the car his heavy-footed driving days door for me, and he will be a thing of the past. had this cute little habit of buckling my seat belt for me before we’d go driving off.”

HEARTBROKEN WIFE SAYS: “LEADFOOT DESTROYED MY MARRIAGE!”

Amy fell deeply in love with Ron, and their nuptials quickly followed. Unfortunately, it wasn’t long after their wedding vows were completed that things began to change in their relationship. Amy recounts how things took a turn for the worse: “It was the little things I noticed at first. I started seeing tire marks in our driveway, like, these little skid marks, you know? Then, one morning when I was putting his tennis shoes back into the closet, I noticed that the right shoe was worn down quite a bit more than the left, and it looked oddly stretched out. Another time, we were on our way to the grocery store, and Ron was weaving in and out of traffic like he was driving in the Indy 500 or something! When I asked him to take it easy and slow down, he just leered at me. I barely recognized his face; he looked almost possessed. I secretly did some snooping in his car one day, and found a handful of speeding tickets hidden under the driver’s seat! I was crushed, just devastated.” AMY DECIDED ENOUGH WAS ENOUGH. She had heard the stories other wives had told her...the lies, the excuses. She did a little research on the internet and discovered some shocking similarities between the behavior her husband was displaying and those of a mysterious creature called “Leadfoot.” She said: “At first, I couldn’t believe what I was reading. Some creature, some beast called ‘Leadfoot?’ That sounded like a myth, until I read some of the traits this ‘Leadfoot’ possessed...it was as if my husband, the man I fell in love with...may have actually turned INTO this creature called ‘Leadfoot!’”

Crime fighting actor considered:

JUST WHEN AMY WAS PREPARED TO CONFRONT HER HUSBAND RON about her suspicions, things took an even more perplexing, sinister twist. Amy told us: “I had all of my evidence ready to confront Ron...the speeding tickets, the stretched out shoe, the worn out car mats. I was sitting in the living room, waiting patiently on the couch, trying to keep my composure; I really had enough. When out of nowhere, i started to hear this odd noise coming from outside, towards the far end of our street. It was a screeching, high pitched noise, sort of like the scream of some kind of animal in pain. As the sound got closer, I noticed a really horrible smell coming through the window, like exhaust fumes, but really sharp, like burning rubber. I ran to the door to see what was happening, when I saw the most shocking sight in my life! Ron’s car was speeding right past our house, and he was being chased by the police!” Amy had to stop relating her story to us at this point as she was too overcome by emotion to continue. Some investigative reporting conducted by this publication revealed what Amy could not continue to tell us. According to law enforcement officials, who spoke to us on the condition of anonymity, Amy’s husband Ron was arrested that night, charged with reckless driving, outstanding unpaid speeding tickets, and attempting to injure an officer of the law. Most shocking, however, was the description of the assailant that was included with the police documentation of the incident. Upon aprehension, the driver of the car was described by officers at the scene of possessing an oversized, metallic, extraordinarily heavy, leaden right foot!

“A saint in a police uniform”

STAR GAZING WITH ERIK ESTRADA!! ARIES (March 21-April 19)

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)

Hang in there, baby. You are blessed with a keen sense of safety and security. Embark on a relaxing road trip to explore new avenues of spiritual enlightenment. Avoid entering intersections without looking both ways.

Delve into your little black book and look up an old flame, they may appreciate a call. Romantic desires and fantasies, may prove to be less than ideal if you try to make the move while stuck in traffic. Be careful out there.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20)

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)

Don't settle for second best; always do the very best. Hey, that rhymes! Make a point of giving a thank-you wave while driving and going out of your way to acknowledge others in your car.

Count your blessings. If you got home safe and sound, but be thankful that the police are out there, keeping the roads safe for you.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20)

Don’t be the sour grape on the grapevine. Being a jerk behind the wheel will only create friction. Chill out and learn to take it easy. CANCER (June 21-July 22)

It's the little things that count. Insignificant doses of fun or kindness can be a source of good will and might win you points with the “special” someone. Maybe even that “looker” in the car right next to you. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22)

Just like in a game of poker, one bad move and you could lose your shirt, or worse. Don't pretend that you're on top of things when you've had a few too many, and when in doubt, call a taxi.

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hat at first seemed like a typical morning at the breakfast table turned instead into a miraculous meal for one Magdalena, NM, family. Marjorie Smith was up early one recent morning, fixing a traditional New Mexican breakfast for her hungry family. She had just opened a package of flour tortilla when she made a startling discovery. The likeness of TV cop /Hollywood star Erik Estrada was emblazoned on the surface of one of the delicious discs! She immediately woke up her still snoozing husband Phil, to share the wonderous burrito wrap. Upon closer scrutiny, Phil too was impressed by the clear face of Estrada peering for the foodstuff. Officials were notified, including tortilla factory management, to rule out any risk of a hoax. The miraculous tortilla was deemed legitimate by

all inspecting parties. “But, why Erik Estrada?” many would ask. There seems to be an almost rational explanation for this tortilla being discovered in the State of New Mexico, at this time. Estrada has recently teamed up with law enforcement and other government entities to raise public awareness through an anti-DWI / safe driving ad campaign. As part of the “100 Days and Nights of Summer,”Estrada is helping to keep the citizens of New Mexico safe when travelling on our roads and highways. Thanks to his efforts, some might consider the crime fighting actor a “saint in a police uniform.” Perhaps this wonderous discovery on a breakfast table in Magdalena is only the start of something even more amazing: a safer New Mexico for everyone.

JAIL SEATBELT BUSTED DWI LEADFOOT DRUNK ESTRADA ARRESTED POLICE ROADBLOCK SPEEDING HAMMERED TIPSY BAIL SLAMMER COPS HANDCUFF CAUGHT CRASH

You might be revved up and ready to speed off into the sunset at the drop of a hat. Take a chill pill. Don't work yourself up into making drastic lane changes. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)

Click that seatbelt, tough guy. Earn respect and kudos by being responsible. Keep a close watch on the road, and not only you face in the mirror. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)

Previous indiscretions and mistakes could be revealed — and cause problems. Learn from your past experiences. You only can control the here and now, might as well do the right thing.

You may want to go down the road with a drunken smile on your face, but there will be something that you are unaware of that is hampering your progress. Like a DWI roadblock for instance. Be smart, don’t drink and drive, pal.

You think you’re older and wiser, but you don't know it all. Don't be persuaded to do something against your better judgment, especially when you’re behind the wheel. Think it through, smart guy!

YOUR PUZZLE

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20)

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)

ERIK ESTRADA’S FACE MIRACULOUSLY APPEARS ON A TORTILLA!!

SINCE SHARING HER TERRIFYING STORY WITH US, Amy and Ron seem to be on the road to reconciliation. Although Ron is currently serving his sentence in a state correctional facility, Amy has vowed to give her husband another chance. For his part, Ron has assured Amy that his heavy-footed driving days will be a thing of the past. Meanwhile, law enforcement officials have undertaken an awareness-raising ad campaign alerting the public about the creature called “Leadfoot” that may be lurking on the streets and highways of our State.

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PERSONAL ADS

let’s get personal...

INJURED? NOT YOU! Avoid unwanted doctor’s visits, extended hospital stays, and reliance on prescription pain medications. 100% Safety can be yours with a

I SAW YOU! Pulled over Downtown, Saturday Night, early June...I thought you were cute, until I saw the police slap those handcuffs on you. Loser.

PSYCHIC READINGS. Madame Ruby gazes into the future for YOU! It doesn’t look good. Call for more information 555-JAIL. HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA! Who wants to party, but not behind the wheel. Keep it safe, smooth guy! www.100DaysandNightsofSummer.com MEN! DISCOVER THE SECRET TO A FULL HEAD OF HAIR! Contact the Estrada Institute For The Follically Challenged and receive FREE information that will change your appearance forever. 1-555-COMB-NOW Wish you could make all your everyday problems dissappear? Replace them with even worse problems. Jail time. Loss of freedom. Loss of family. Lose of job. Loss of self-respect. All available to you, if you drink and drive. Void where prohibited. www.whydididrivedrunk.com EXOTIC EVENING WEAR! Orange jumpsuits, perfect for roadside litter pick up and other menial tasks. Make sure they see YOU on the side of the highway! www.bustedforDWI.com

YOUR OWN, PERSONAL GUARDIAN ANGEL won’t protect you from making stupid decisions. If you drive, stay sober. If you drink, don’t drive. Wear your seat belt. Slow down and stay alive.

FREE! FREE! FREE! That’s exactly what you’ll wish to be, but certainly won’t feel like, when you roll through a DWI checkpoint after having had too much to drink. Drive sober or don’t drive at all. For free info, call 1-555-DWI-OHNO

LIVE CHAT! LIVE CHAT! LIVE CHAT! With your parole officer. He may call anytime, day or night. Should have thought twice about drinking and driving. 1-555-YOU-LOSE

SAVE MONEY AND TIME! Nobody wants to put their life on hold to go away to prison. Save yourself the headache of jail time and court fees by always driving sober. Your family will thank you, and so will your wallet.

simple “click!” Remember, a seat belt a day keeps the injuries away!

LAST RESORT PAWN

For information call: 1-888- CLICK-IT

GET CASH FAST!

®

Need bail money?

NEW MEXICO DEPARTMENT OF TRANSPORTATION

Gotta pay those legal fees? Kiss your prized possesions

AMAZING DISCOVERY WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE! Handy, dandy seat belt will keep you from flying out of your car in an accident. Wanna learn more? What are you waiting for? Call now! 1-555-CLICK-IT FEELING LOST? LONELY? DEPRESSED? Who wouldn’t be? You got busted for a DWI offense. Get ready for a whole lot more time by yourself, in jail. Find out more. Call 555-LAME

WHAT’S YOUR IQ? Not as high as you originally thought. Proven method to lower your IQ. Alcohol consumption followed by vehicular operation. Learn more today! 1-888-DUMB-GUY

FREE JEWELRY! GREAT, NEW ACCESSORIES! Steel handcuffs, monitoring ankle bracelets, and more...get yours today! Just drink and drive. Law enforcement standing by to arrest you for DWI and give you one of these attractive gifts! www.youdrinkyoudriveyoulose.com

goodbye...probably forever! We’ll take anything of value and give you (just a little)

BIKES FOR SALE!

of the cash you need...TODAY!

You’ll need one if caught drinking and driving. lostmycar.com

555-PAWN

ERIK ESTRADA DELIVERS MIRACLE BABY BORN WEARING SEATBELT! FIRST WORDS

GOING TO COURT?

GET YOURSELF A GOOD LAWYER. OR CALL US INSTEAD!

ERIK ESTRADA & MYSTERIOUS CHECKPOINTS SIGHTINGS ALL OVER NEW MEXICO.

”CLICK IT OR TICKET”

AS SEEN ON TV! You may have seen it on the evening news, or perhaps a television commercial. Checkpoints are everywhere. Don’t make the wrong choice to drink and drive. Stay safe and drive sober. WALK THIS WAY! To the grocery store...to the bank...to work. Anywhere and everywhere. You’ll be doing plenty of walking when you lose your driver’s license to a DWI offense. Kinda makes you wish you had decided to drive sober, Brighten Your Teeth! Get that winning smile with our patented formula. Use the whitener that the “stars” use. You don’t have to spend a bundle to look like a hundred bucks! To order the Starter kit for only $99.95, visit www.smilelikeestrada.com and enter code “pearly whites.”

LAW OFFICE of U. R. SKRUDE DWI & RECKLESS DRIVING DEFENSE SPECIALISTS

Repeat customers are welcome!

555-FAIL

BE A WINNER DRIVE SAFE. DRIVE SOBER. YOU WIN! YOU DRINK. YOU DRIVE. YOU LOSE. 100DAYSANDNIGHTS.COM

TRACKING DOWN LEADFOOT

SPEEDERS BEWARE!

Law Enforcement Issues Warning to Drunk Drivers YOU’RE GONNA GET CAUGHT!

PRICE COSTLY TO UNSAFE DRIVERS NR >

06 01 09 090809

NEW MEXICO DEPARTMENT OF TRANSPORTATION www.100DaysAndNightsOfSummer.com

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