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THE FIFTH GRADE TIMES
Welcome to the newspaper by Mr. Ross Wiley’s class... OUR FIRST EDITION!!
Table Of Contents: Staﬀ credits: Pierce Haley Events, Reminders-Eva O’Marah, Leyla Ewald Jokes: Kevin Michael O’Boy Interview with Ms. Black (about children’s book award)-Pierce Haley Comics and games-Alex Tesson Math Page-Mr. Math (Jack Wilmerding) Book reviews: Jack Wilmerding Pep rally: Rishi Banerjee Random page -Sophie Collins Arroyo Our class Haikus: Eva O’marah
Staff Credits Sophie Collins Arroyo Pierce Haley Jack Wilmerding Alex Tesson Kevin Michael Oâ€™Boy Leyla Ewald Eva Oâ€™Marah Sadie Murray Macey Manion Rishi Banerjee
Special thanks to our teacher Mr. Ross-Wiley for his support in making this newspaper!
Reminders and Upcoming Events Halloween Party: Are yo ready to celebrate? Because the Halloween Party is coming up! To bad we can’t go...it’s seventh grade and up. But there’s going to be a movie, doughnut eating, bubble gum blowing and an awesome costume contest! Don’t forget! It’s on November 4th , 7:00pm-9:30pm. Seven dollars per person. Hosted by Student Council! Have fun!
Green Club tip:
Turn off lights, televisions, stereos, and computers when not in use. They can use up 40% of power even if they are on standby. Also unplug changers when not in use.
Craft Fair: Helping Helps: Park School already donates to The Pine Street Inn, Brookline Food Pantry, Cradles to Crayons, The Goddard House and a lot more! But remember you can contribute too! Do your part and donate old clothes, toys and food. If you have more questions feel free to ask Mrs. Cope!
The Craft Fair is coming up! Saturday, November 12th, 10:00am- 4:00pm. It’s here at park. There is going to be hand crafted jewelry, toys, holiday gifts, a bake sale, art, clothing, a raffle and more! Adult tickets are $5.00 each. and children are free! Hope to see you there! :)
Grandparents Day: Pick out your outfit, plaster on you smile and bring a special friend to Grandparents Day november 23rd. Remember it’s a noon dismissal!
What does 1st through 5th grade study throughout the year? Let’s find out! 1st: Rainforest
Thanksgiving: Buy your turkey! Tell your relatives and friends to buy a plane ticket to boston, Because Thanksgiving is coming up!
2nd: Pilgrims and maps 3rd: Native Americans 4th: Greece 5th: Japan
The Joke Page! What do you call cheese that is not yours Nacho cheese Knock Knock who’s there? interrupting cow. interrupting MOOOOOOOOO What has four wheels and flies? answer: A Dump Truck Why the chicken cross the road? answer: To get to the other side.
How did the doofus break his arm while raking the leaves? He fell out of the tree
True fact: The percentage of people who don’t report food poisoning almost exactly matches the percentage of people that pick their nose and eat the...product. Coincidence?
An easter egg says to another one: “Boy, you’re really hairy!” “You idiot! I’m a kiwi!”
2011 Children’s Book Awards My interview with Ms. Black
As many of you probably know the 2011 children’s book awards are in the making and I wanted to know a little bit more about them so I took a trip down to the library to ask the person who introduced them to me some questions, Ms. Black. Q.1. Do you have a favorite book in the running? Answer: I wouldn’t want to discourage any one so I say no. Q.2. How many of the books have you read? Answer: I have read 19 of the 25 books on the list. Q.3. Where and how is the winner picked besides the kids? The votes are counted at Salem State by Dr. Michelle Pierce. Q.4. Can you tell me what the past winners have been? 2003: Artemis Fowl, 2004: Jackie and me, 2005:Thief Lord
Comics and games By Alex Tesson
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Fact of the day:
An ancient Mexican tribe used wooden swords as not to hurt their enemies in battle Quote of the day: If any of you have telekinetic powers, raise my hand ~Emo Philips
We will be launching in 10 seconds
Yay! Mini munches!
PROBLEM 1 388 X 467 = ____
Multiplication and division In KenKen you have to have the numbers 1-4, 1-6, and 1-9 in each row and column while solving the problems in the bold lines 1 at a time.
PROBLEM 2 533 รท 34 = _____
PROBLEM 3 3 X (4 รท 4 - 1) X 623 รท 43 = _____
Book Reviews!!! Cracker!: The Best Dog in Vietnam I love how the author sometimes puts you in the perspective of Cracker, a dog in the 67th IPSD. - Alex Cherry
The Hunger Games -=
Where Katniss kills, Suzanne
Collins writes with power. - Leyla Ewald
Scat I love how the concept and structure of the story are clearly explained. -Jack Wilmerding
Hoot One of Hiassenâ€™s greatest books - really hooks you -Rishi Banerjee
Pep Rally! By Rishi Banerjee
The pep rally!
Before the Park School tournaments for the 6th and Varsity teams the Middle and Upper division wanted to wish them good luck for there favorite team.... Park!
Letâ€™s just say that Park did really well! The Girls varsity won it all while the 6the grade boys came in 6th in Fessenden. Boys Varsity and girls field hockey were here but just fell short of winning. All round Park did really well!
The pep rally was held under the big oak. With broken banners, high fives, green confetti, painted faces, and the roaring chant of P.... A......R.....K rang through that space as we all danced in joy!
Special thanks to Mr. Little for all the effort he has put a great tournament this year!
SOPHIE COLLINS ARROYO-RANDOMNESS
R A N D O M PAG E Outside News THE MAN WHO FIRST TOOK THE BITE OUT OF THAT SILVER APPLE DIED RECENTLY. STEVE JOBS HAS PASSED AWAY AND THE WORLD IS FINDING HIS STORY. BOOKS HAVE BEEN WRITTEN, AND WE FINALLY SEE THE MAN BEHIND THE MOTHERBOARD.
Review: Alex Rider- The Alex Rider series is terrific. In
Stormbreaker Alex Rider is met by countless of readers. He has a housekeeper Jack(ie) and never knew his parents. He lives with his Uncle Ian, who keeps him well-educated. The 14 year old knows countless of languages and he is beyond belts in karate. One day Uncle Ian mysteriously dies in a car accident and the school-boy’s future is left to fate. Alex visits the junk yard and the small round bullet-holes in the driver’s side of a familiar car can only confirm his suspicions. He is confused, ever more so when he meets M16, the British Intelligence. He is recruited and thrust into a spy world. After training he goes on his first mission, Stormbreaker! To find the rest, read the book. Trust me and put it on hold if you ever want to get it. The series: Stormbreaker Snakehead Skeleton Key Crocodile Tears Eagle Strike Scorpia Rising Scorpia Ark Angel
Book Of The Month:
are coming up... STUDY Hunger Games-a series Grandparent’s Day...
by Suzanne Collins
Really good quotes: And in November 23 2011the end it is not the years SING YOUR HEART in your life that count, but OUT. Unless you are not the life in your yearsAbraham Lincoln
going to be there...
Quality means doing it right when no one is looking-Henry Ford
Favorite Halloween Candy: Reese’s Peanut Butter cups™ 5 out of 11. Reese’s Pieces™ 1 out of 11 Twix™ 1 out of 11 Heath™ 1 out of 11 KitKat™ 3 Musketeers 1 out of 11
Mr. Ross-Wiley’s Class’s Haikus! Water Fall. Pouring water falls, splashes rocks below, slip, fall more comes, knocks me over. -Sadie Murray
Trees Leaves blowing around, rough, brown bark hugs the tree trunk. The green tree swaying. -River Studley
Hawk A beautiful bird, soaring across the clear blue sky, circling above the tree tops. -Pierce Haley
Fall Cold crispy air, many different colors, leaves fall to the ground. Talia Smith
Sort, green, grassy, lying down down, seeing clouds. Rolling, rolling down. -Eva O’Marah Sun Balls of light in the sky. Sun rays sparkle everywhere. Shinning on your face. -Leyla Ewald
Haikus are japanese poems with 5 syllables in the first line 7 syllables in the second line and 5 again in the last line