COMEDY SPECIALS TRICK… TRICK… BOOM!
An evening of comedy magic with ALUN HUDSON (Penn and Teller) and HARRY DE CRUZ (Champions of Magic) with MC ASHLEY TURNER (Close Up Magic and Mind Reading)
SAT 14 MAY - THE CONSTITUTIONAL £12.50 + BOOKING FEE
SATURDAY NITE GLITTER BOMB
MAT RICARDO (“One of the Greatest Variety Artists working today” - The Scotsman) / JOLLYBOAT (Winner: Musical Comedy Awards) / THE DANCING GLITTER BOMBERS! / + SPECIAL GUESTS TBA
SAT 21 MAY - OLD WOOLLEN - £15
ALFIE MOORE: FAIR COP UNLEASHED
“Well-crafted jokes and a large dash of police gallows humour” ★★★★ - THE TELEGRAPH
SAT 28 MAY - THE CONSTITUTIONAL - £13 + BOOKING FEE
SATURDAY NITE GLITTER BOMB
JAVIER JARQUIN - CARD NINJA (“Genuinely hilarious” - The Stage) / LITTLE JOHNNY CASH (Cabaret Boom Boom) / THE DANCING GLITTER BOMBERS! / + SPECIAL GUESTS TBA
SAT 25 JUNE - OLD WOOLLEN - £15
EDINBURGH FRINGE COMEDY PREVIEW SEASON COMBINED TICKET FOR ALL 3 SHOWS: £30 + BOOKING FEE
GLENN MOORE + ANIA MAGLIANO
“The best showcase of joke-writing skill I’ve seen” ★★★★ - THE GUARDIAN
THURS 7 JULY - THE CONSTITUTIONAL - £12.50 + BOOKING FEE
ROB AUTON + SARA BARRON
“Charming, eccentric and uplifting” - THE INDEPENDENT
FRI 8 JULY - THE CONSTITUTIONAL - £12.50 + BOOKING FEE
SOPHIE DUKER + JOSH WELLER 8 of 10 Cats (E4), Mock The Week (BBC2), Frankie Boyle’s New World Order (BBC2)
SAT 9 JULY - THE CONSTITUTIONAL - £12.50 + BOOKING FEE
COMEDY SPECIALS SATURDAY NITE GLITTER BOMB MARTIN MOR (“Extremely funny” - Peter Kay) / THE DANCING GLITTER BOMBERS! / + SPECIAL GUESTS TBA
SAT 23 JULY - OLD WOOLLEN - £15
JACK CARROLL - A WALK IN PROGRESS BRITAIN’S GOT TALENT, TROLLIED (SKY TV), SUNDAY NIGHT AT THE PALLADIUM (ITV)
THU 28 JULY - THE CONSTITUTIONAL - £12 + BOOKING FEE
JACK GLEADOW - EDINBURGH PREVIEW WINNER: AMUSED MOOSE NATIONAL NEW COMIC
SAT 30 JULY - THE CONSTITUTIONAL - £9.50 + BOOKING FEE
BOOKTALKBOOKTALKBOOK BEN MOOR (The Queen’s Gambit, Netflix) AND JO NEARY (Ideal, BBC3) PRESENT THE ULTIMATE AUTHOR EVENT COMEDY. THIS IS A SHOW YOU CAN’T PUT DOWN!
FRI 16 SEPT - THE CONSTITUTIONAL - £12.50 + BOOKING FEE
GARY DELANEY: GARY IN PUNDERLAND “A master craftsman” ★★★★ - THE TIMES
FRI 10 FEB 2023 - OLD WOOLLEN - £20 + BOOKING FEE
JUSTIN MOORHOUSE: STRETCH & THINK “He charms the pants off the crowd” - SUNDAY TIMES
SAT 25 MAR 2023 - OLD WOOLLEN - £15 + BOOKING FEE
SPOKEN WORD & PERFORMANCE Presented in association with Clive Conway Productions
AN AUDIENCE WITH THE REV RICHARD COLES STRICTLY COME DANCING - SATURDAY LIVE (BBC Radio 4) - THE COMMUNARDS
WED 18 MAY - OLD WOOLLEN - £23 + BOOKING FEE
QUANTUM SAUCE: Science + Art + Beer = Mind Expansion GOOD VIBRATIONS WITH VOLCANOES, TERAHERTZ WAVES AND VICTORIAN VIBRATORS
THU 26 MAY - THE CONSTITUTIONAL - £5 + BOOKING FEE
DUNSTAN BRUCE - AM I INVISIBLE YET? CHUMBAWAMBA’S DUNSTAN BRUCE PERFORMS HIS PERSONAL AND IRREVERENT ONE-MAN SHOW, WITH POETRY, PROSE, MUSIC AND PROJECTION
WED 8 JUNE - OLD WOOLLEN - £15 + BOOKING FEE
HP LOVECRAFT - GALLERY OF SCREAMS TWO WEIRD TALES ADAPTED AND PERFORMED BY ROBERT LLOYD PARRY (The MR James Project)
THU 9 JUNE - OLD WOOLLEN - £12.50 + BOOKING FEE
THE SLOW SONGS MAKE ME SAD A ROLLICKING NIGHT OF CABARET STORYTELLING ABOUT POST-NATAL DEPRESSION??!!
THU 16 JUNE - THE CONSTITUTIONAL - £12 + BOOKING FEE
TUBTHUMPING SPOKEN WORD AND POETRY WITH SABRINA MAHFOUZ (Resident Writer at Shakespeare’s Globe Theatre) AND JESS GREEN (BBC Writer’s Academy)
THU 30 JUNE - THE CONSTITUTIONAL - £10 + BOOKING FEE
WATSON: THE FINAL PROBLEM A TALE OF LONG BURIED SECRETS, BETRAYAL AND DEATH, BASED ON THE STORIES OF SIR ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE
WED 6 JULY - OLD WOOLLEN - £13.50 + BOOKING FEE
TUBTHUMPING SPOKEN WORD AND POETRY WITH JOELLE TAYLOR (Shortlisted for TS Eliot Prize 2021) AND JONATHAN KINSMAN (BBC Edinburgh Fringe Slam Finalist)
SAT 23 JULY - THE CONSTITUTIONAL - £10 + BOOKING FEE
MUSIC THE SHACKLETON TRIO
MODS MAYDAY
FRI 13 MAY
SAT 14 MAY
THE CONSTITUTIONAL £10
OLD WOOLLEN £25
THIS CLASSICAL LIFE LIVE WITH
JESS GILLAM
IAN McNABB
WED 25 MAY
SAT 11 JUNE
OLD WOOLLEN £20
THE CONSTITUTIONAL £15*
WANNABE
HITS OF THE SPICE GIRLS
THE BEAT
SAT 18 JUNE
SUN 19 JUNE
OLD WOOLLEN £15
OLD WOOLLEN £27.50
BELGRAVE HOUSE BAND PLAYS ZIGGY STARDUST
THE 900
FRI 24 JUNE
FRI 1 JULY
OLD WOOLLEN £10
OLD WOOLLEN £10
GRAEME PARK
BAY BRYAN
SAT 9 JULY
FRI 22 JULY
OLD WOOLLEN £16
THE CONSTITUTIONAL £11
HUEY MORGAN DJ SET (FUN LOVIN’ CRIMINALS)
ORCHESTRA BAOBAB
SAT 6 AUG
FRI 12 AUG
OLD WOOLLEN £16
OLD WOOLLEN £30
Ticket prices subject to booking fee . * NO booking fee
WE ARE NOT DEVO
CREEDENCE CLEARWATER REVIVAL REVIVAL
SAT 3 SEPT
FRI 16 SEPT
OLD WOOLLEN £12.50
OLD WOOLLEN £10
IMAGINATION FEAT. LEEE JOHN
JOHN GOMM
THU 6 OCT
FRI 7 OCT
OLD WOOLLEN £25
OLD WOOLLEN £17.50
PEATBOG FAERIES
RHYTHM OF THE 90s
SAT 8 OCT
FRI 21 OCT / SAT 22 OCT
OLD WOOLLEN £19
OLD WOOLLEN £20
STEREO MCs
DUB PISTOLS
SAT 29 OCT
FRI 4 NOV
OLD WOOLLEN £20
OLD WOOLLEN £17.50
SUBMOTION ORCHESTRA
BELGRAVE HOUSE BAND PLAYS RUMOURS
FRI 11 NOV
SAT 12 NOV / SUN 13 NOV
OLD WOOLLEN £TBC
OLD WOOLLEN £15
ABBA REUNION FRI 9 DEC SAT 10 DEC (MAT & EVE) OLD WOOLLEN £20 - £22.50
EARL SLICK SAT 10 JUNE 2023 OLD WOOLLEN £18
AN EVENING WITH DAVE BALL (SOFT CELL/THE GRID) IN CONVERSATION WITH GUARDIAN MUSIC JOURNALIST DAVE SIMPSON
SAT 16 JULY OLD WOOLLEN - £35 + BOOKING FEE
THE CONSTITUTIONAL BEER CLUB
A monthly hop into the world of beer with industry experts. Ticket includes tastings of 4 beers + exclusive beer club keg. 19 MAY - UK North & South (Northern Monk & Verdant) 9 JUNE - Belgium Farmhouse and Sours 14 JULY - European Tour inc. Poland & Czech Republic THE CONSTITUTIONAL - £10 + Booking Fee
OPEN DECKS
FRIDAYS 7PM – MIDNIGHT 20 MAY – 24 JUNE – 15 JULY
THE CONSTITUTIONAL - FREE!
THE CONSTITUTIONAL CHEESE & WINE CLUB
Pairings and sharings with industry experts and enthusiasts. First glass of wine free. THU 23 JUNE - Live cheese making and as much Teesdale cheese as you can eat. THU 21 JULY - Dessert Wines and Cheese
THE CONSTITUTIONAL - £20
OPEN DECKS & DECKCHAIRS
AN OUTDOOR BONANZA OF MUSIC, FOOD & BOOZE! 12 NOON TIL LATE SAT 27 AUG & SUN 28 AUG
OLD WOOLLEN & WEAVERS’ YARD – FREE!
BINGO FOR THE PEOPLE! TOP CASH PRIZE OF AT LEAST £250
(THAT’S A QUARTER OF A THOUSAND POUNDS!)
FRI 13 MAY - THU 2 JUNE FRI 15 JULY - FRI 5 AUG OLD WOOLLEN - £7 + BOOKING FEE 18+
GLAMOUR PUSSY FOR THOSE WITH A SERIOUS DRAG ADDICTION!
FRI 27 MAY & FRI 1 JULY - THE CONSTITUTIONAL - £10 + BOOKING FEE
SOLVE-ALONG-A-MURDER-SHE-WROTE JESSICA FLETCHER HEADS TO NEW YORK AND GETS CAUGHT UP IN A MURDER ONLY YOU CAN SOLVE!
SAT 11 JUNE - OLD WOOLLEN - £14.50 + BOOKING FEE
LIP OFF! THE ULTIMATE NIGHT OF LIP SYNC
FRI 17 JUNE - THE CONSTITUTIONAL - PAY WHAT YOU DECIDE
BUS STOP SUMMER DISCO BALL A NIGHT OF GROOVE, HUSTLE AND LOVE MUSCLE!
SAT 2 JULY - OLD WOOLLEN - £15 + BOOKING FEE
BAGA CHIPZ FROM RU PAUL’S DRAG RACE!
FRI 8 JULY - OLD WOOLLEN - £17 + BOOKING FEE
80s MANIA EUROPE’S PREMIER 1980S TRIBUTE CONCERT
SAT 24 SEPT - OLD WOOLLEN - £23 + BOOKING FEE
SPECIAL EVENTS
VROOM! VINTAGE AND VINYL! SAT 28 & SUN 29 MAY TWO DAYS OF CLASSIC CARS - VINTAGE CLOTHES & VINYL - DJs - INDOOR & OUTDOOR BARS & FOOD
WEAVERS’ YARD & WOODLAND CAR PARK - SUNNY BANK MILLS 10AM - 4PM. £2 / FREE FOR KIDS
JUBILEE YARD PARTY - FRI 3 & SAT 4 JUNE FRIDAY LEGEND - BOB MARLEY TRIBUTE / THE FUTURE SHAPE OF SOUND / DRUM MACHINE SATURDAY DON LETTS DJ SET / BLOXXED BEATS / TROJAN EXPLOSION DJs ON BOTH DAYS MEET OUR QUEENS! / DJs OPEN DECKS & DECK CHAIRS / FOOD TRUCKS AND BARS
WEAVERS’ YARD - SUNNY BANK MILLS 11AM ‘TIL LATE - FREE!
DIARY MAY
CONSTITUTIONAL
JULY
CONSTITUTIONAL
OLD WOOLLEN
FRI 6
CHRIS HELME
FRI 1
GLAMOUR PUSSY
THE 900
SAT 7
COMEDY
SAT 2
COMEDY
SUMMER DISCO BALL
FRI 13
SHACKLETON TRIO
BINGO FOR THE PEOPLE
SAT 14
TRICK TRICK BOOM!
MODS MAYDAY
wed 18
OLD WOOLLEN
REV. RICHARD COLES
THU 19
BEER CLUB
FRI 20
OPEN DECKS
SAT 21
GLITTER BOMB
WED 25
THIS CLASSICAL LIFE LIVE: JESS GILLAM
WED 6
WATSON: THE FINAL PROBLEM
THU 7
Glenn Moore + Ania Magliano
FRI 8
Sara Barron + Rob Auton
BAGA CHIPZ
SAT 9
Sophie Duker + Josh Weller
GRAEME PARK
THU 26
QUANTUM SAUCE
THU 14
BEER CLUB
FRI 27
GLAMOUR PUSSY
FRI 15
OPEN DECKS
BINGO FOR THE PEOPLE
SAT 28
ALFIE MOORE
VROOM, VINTAGE & VINYL
SAT 16
COMEDY
DAVE BALL
VROOM, VINTAGE & VINYL
THU 21
CHEESE & WINE CLUB
FRI 22
BAY BRYAN
SAT 23
TUBTHUMPING
THU 28
JACK CARROLL: WALK IN PROGRESS
SAT 30
JACK GLEADOW
SUN 29
JUNE THU 2
BINGO FOR THE PEOPLE
FRI 3 SAT 4
JUBILEE YARD PARTY COMEDY
wed 8
JUBILEE YARD PARTY
GLITTER BOMB
AM I INVISIBLE YET?
THU 9
BEER CLUB
GALLERY OF SCREAMS
SAT 11
IAN MCNABB
SOLVE-ALONG-A-MURDERSHE-WROTE
AUG FRI 5
BINGO FOR THE PEOPLE
THE SLOW SONGS MAKE ME SAD
SAT 6
HUEY MORGAN DJ SET
FRI 12
Orchestra Baobab
FRI 17
LIP OFF!
SAT 27
SAT 18
COMEDY
OPEN DECKS & DECK CHAIRS
SUN 28
OPEN DECKS & DECK CHAIRS
THU 16
SUN 19
THE BEAT
THU 23
CHEESE & WINE CLUB
FRI 24
OPEN DECKS
SAT 25 thu 30
WANNABE SPICE GIRLS
BELGRAVE HOUSE BAND ZIGGY STARDUST GLITTER BOMB
TUBTHUMPING
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THE CONSTITUTIONAL AND THE OLD WOOLLEN ARE BOTH ON FARSLEY TOWN STREET, JUST A FEW MINUTES’ WALK FROM EACH OTHER. THE CONSTITUTIONAL IS ON THE MAIN ROAD NEXT TO THE POST OFFICE. THE OLD WOOLLEN IS IN THE HEART OF THE SUNNY BANK MILLS SITE - GO THROUGH THE MAIN SET OF GATES TO THE RIGHT OF THE GALLERY, AND HEAD STRAIGHT ON UP TO WEAVERS’ YARD. PUBLIC TRANSPORT WE ARE A 15 MINUTE WALK FROM PUDSEY TRAIN STATION. THE 508 AND 16 BUSES STOP ON THE MAIN ROAD NEAR THE VENUES, AND THE 72 BUS STOP AT THE TOP OF OLD ROAD IS JUST A 10 MINUTE WALK AWAY. PARKING FOR VISITORS TO THE OLD WOOLLEN, THERE IS LOTS OF FREE PARKING ALL OVER THE SUNNY BANK MILLS SITE. WE ENCOURAGE VISITORS TO PARK IN THE WEAVERS’ YARD CAR PARK, WHICH IS DIRECTLY NEXT TO THE VENUE. THERE ARE 2 ELECTRIC CAR CHARGING POINTS. THERE ARE ALSO TWO LARGE WOODLAND CAR PARKS BEHIND THE 1912 BUILDING. THERE IS ON-STREET PARKING NEAR THE CONSTITUTIONAL, AS WELL AS THE NEARBY CHARLES STREET CAR PARK. WE’RE CLOSER THAN YOU THINK! HERE ARE THE DRIVING TIMES FROM NEARBY AREAS: ADEL: 13 MINUTES; BRAMLEY: 6 MINUTES; GUISELY: 16 MINUTES; HORSFORTH: 7 MINUTES; OTLEY: 19 MINUTES; RAWDON: 8 MINUTES; WEST PARK: 10 MINUTES; YEADON:13 MINUTES ACCESS WE WELCOME DISABLED AND DEAF CUSTOMERS TO OUR VENUES. THERE IS LEVEL ACCESS AT THE OLD WOOLLEN, THOUGH THE CONSTITUTIONAL IS A HISTORIC BUILDING WITH TWO SMALL STEPS. MORE DETAILS ON OUR WEBSITES. FREE PA TICKETS AVAILABLE.
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