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YOUR FREE GUIDE To our Islands’ Happenings Now in its 23rd Year! May 26 - June 1, 2011 Vol.23, No.36

Music Fest 2011 Takes Center Stage

ALSO THIS WEEK:

Foxy’s Wooden Boat Race • Leverick Bay Poker Run • Wreck Week • Curry Night @ Drakes Point


This Week’s Feature Story

HLSCC Summer Concert Finale broad range of music spanning many centuries. The Summer Music Fest, which is also featured twice during the year – in late May ad Christmas time, has become a traditional finale to the College’s annual Performing Arts Series. Now completing its 16th year, this past season has highlighted many world-class performances by showcasing an exciting line-up of outstanding artists from various genres. These events have included original choreography from the CADA Players’ dance extravaganza Steppin’ Out to the Reggae Showcase featuring Gramps Morgan and the classically mesmerizing Eroica Trio. So make sure to get your tickets for this musical extravaganza and listen out for the line up of live entertainment planned for the forthcoming 2011/12 Performing Arts Series which will be certain to keep us entertained throughout the next season. Adult tickets are $20 in advance or $25 on the door available at LIME, HLSCC Bookstore, Road Town Bakery, Umi Fashions and Sunny Caribbee. Children’s tickets are $5, available only at the door. For more information or to reserve tickets, please contact Ms. Baa on 852-7223.

Don’t miss the final concert of the HLSCC 2010-11 Performing Arts Series this Saturday 28th May from 8pm at the Paraquita Bay Auditorium, which will bring the curtains down on the College’s 16th concert season. Dubbed the “HLSCC Summer Music Fest,” the performance features each of the College’s own six musical ensembles which is made up of students, faculty and staff of the College in addition to musicians within the community. The groups are led by Allison Flax-Archer (Woodwind Ensemble), Eric Wattley (Chamber Ensemble), Arthur Selwood (Brass Ensemble), Andre Braithwaite (Jazz Ensemble), Shelly Urquhart (Concert Chorale) and Clennell Vanterpool (the Virgin Gorda Wind Ensemble). Coordinator of the Performing Arts Series, Linette Baa said the ensembles are expected to perform a combination of classical and jazz selections, including a

— Jan Critchley

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By Arlena St. Hilaire

I think I Got One! A couple weeks ago my niece, KC and I were sitting on the dock just ‘shooting the breeze’ when she asked if we could go fishing. I told her sure no problem but we had to first get the line and hooks etc. So, we made a date for the following weekend. I did the necessary prep work: got the fishing poles from my brother-in-law, bought hooks, and of course, we had to get bait. Then it was off for a day of adventure and hopefully some fish. I haven’t been fishing in a few years despite living mere steps away from the water so; it was safe to say that I was a little rusty. KC was really excited as it was her first time fishing and she couldn’t wait to cast her line. Initially, it was just suppose to be us girls but my nephew and his cousins saw us on the dock, came out to inquire and before you know it, they had all joined in on the fun. Things started off a little slow at first, there were plenty of fish as we could see but we weren’t getting any bites. After about an hour and still no fish we decided maybe our bait wasn’t working, so we switched up and tried again. Ten minutes after my niece cast her line I hear a loud screech, “Aunty Lena, I think I got one!” We pulled and reeled and

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pulled some more and there it was the first catch of the day, a doctor fish! After that first catch she got the hang of it and began fishing like a pro, because shortly after throwing her line again she caught another, this time a yellow tail. It seems she had gotten the technique down pat, of knowing when to pull on the line to hook the fish. She didn’t even need my help reeling them in anymore. After that she was unstoppable, reeling them in one after the other. Even some spectators and workers around the area were impressed by her skills. My nephew and his cousin were determined to catch more fish than us but hadn’t gotten a single bite. They were annoyed that we were now up four and they had none. I went over and gave them a hand after putting some fresh bait on the line and making a few adjustment. A few minutes later there was a tug on the line – they had gotten their first catch of the day. By the end of the day, sun scorched and tired, we had a bucket full of fish and memories to last a life time. Although my nephew caught a couple more later that day, they girls still walked away with the most catches of the day!

While every effort is made to ensure that information is correct, we cannot accept responsibility for any errors, changes in schedules, ads or other information in this magazine, which is intended as a guide only. If you have an entertainment event coming up that you would like published, give us a call at 494-2413. Special Notice: Purchase of advertising space in this publication does not guarantee editorial coverage of any event.

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video views By Melissa Woodley school. The two bicker, almost like siblings, but William probably doesn’t realize how deeply his jabs hurt his stepmother, especially when the subject of his baby sister comes up. Is William simply repeating Carolyn’s ideas, is he being intentionally hurtful, or is he grieving the infant’s death as well? It seems the answer could lie in any or all of these possibilities. And there’s still one secret Emilia hasn’t told anyone. The acting in this drama is superb, especially the scenes between Portman and Charlie Tahan, who plays William. Emotionally draining, the film delves deep into Emilia’s own questions about falling in love with the “wrong” person, finding a niche in a new form of family, and demanding a reason for an innocent death. The film is based on a 2006 book titled “Love and Other Impossible Pursuits,” by Ayelet Waldman.

Other Woman videoThe views Twenty-two-year-old Emilia (Natalie Portman), a recent law school graduate, finds herself drawn to Jack Woolfe, partner at the firm where she now works. His already-failing marriage crumbles and ends completely when Emilia finds herself pregnant with Jack’s child. The two quickly marry and in less than a year Emilia goes from single young woman to married stepmother and mother-to-be. And then her new world comes crashing down when newborn daughter Isabel dies suddenly just days after birth. It is here, actually, that the film The Other Woman begins, with Emilia crushed, grieving, angry, and still attempting to find her foothold as a stepmother to a preteen boy. And to complicate things further, the boy (William) is heavily influenced by his mother Carolyn’s ideas about Emilia. We learn most of this story through the use of flashbacks interspersed with scenes from the current day-today life Emilia leads, which includes a lot of one-on-one time with William on days when she picks him up from

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Teddy Roosevelt, Amelia Earhart and others to prevent four of history’s worst villains from conquering the world. 8:30 π ››› “Independence Day” (1996) Will Smith, Bill Pullman. A fighter pilot, a computer whiz and others fight back after 15-mile-wide alien ships zap Earth’s major cities. 9:00 ? ››‡ “Legally Blonde” (2001) Reese Witherspoon, Luke Wilson. A sorority queen enrolls in Harvard to prove to her former boyfriend that she has more than good looks. 9:40 º ››‡ “Revenge of the Nerds” (1984) Robert Carradine. College freshmen Skolnick and Gilbert form their own fraternity for computer-whiz misfits. 10:00 Z ›››› “Unforgiven” (1992) Clint Eastwood, Gene Hackman. An old gunslinger, his ex-partner and a quickdraw kid go bounty hunting in a town called Big Whiskey. Ω ››› “Changing Lanes” (2002) Ben Affleck, Samuel L. Jackson. An attorney and a recovering alcoholic have a car accident which escalates into an ongoing feud. 11:00 4 ››› “Inside Man” (2006) Denzel Washington. An enigmatic woman threatens to push past the breaking point a volatile game between a bank robber and a detective. 11:45 Ω ››› “Handgun” (1994) Treat Williams, Seymour Cassel. Two estranged brothers reunite to hunt for cash, stolen and stashed by their dead father. 12:25 Z ››› “The Man With Two Brains” (1983) Steve Martin, Kathleen Turner. A brain surgeon finds true love with a mass of cranial nerve tissue he wishes were his wife’s.

6:00 ∫ ›››‡ “The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring” (2001) Elijah Wood, Ian McKellen. A chosen hobbit and his loyal friends join a wizard, humans, a dwarf and an elf on a quest to destroy a powerful ring and defeat an evil lord. 6:05 º ›››‡ “District 9” (2009) Sharlto Copley. A field operative for a company that oversees extraterrestrial refugees contracts a mysterious virus that begins to change his DNA. 6:30 1 ›› “Miss Congeniality” (2000) Sandra Bullock, Michael Caine. An image consultant transforms a tomboyish FBI agent into a beauty queen so she can work under cover. π ›››‡ “The Kids Are All Right” (2010) Julianne Moore, Annette Bening. The teenage children of a lesbian couple seek out their biological father and make him a part of their lives. 8:00 & ››‡ “Liar Liar” (1997) Jim Carrey, Maura Tierney. A boy’s birthday wish comes true that his neglectful father, a fasttalking lawyer, will not be able to tell a lie for 24 hours. ∂ ›››‡ “How to Die in Oregon” (2011) Premiere. Terminally ill patients in Oregon choose assisted suicide. 9:00 1 ››‡ “Two Weeks Notice” (2002) Sandra Bullock, Hugh Grant. A millionaire confronts his feelings for his lawyer, who is quitting after five years of service. ∫ ››› “Easy A” (2010) Emma Stone, Penn Badgley. The escape of a little white lie teaches a clean-cut teenager to use the high-school rumor mill to her advantage. 9:35 Ω ››‡ “Guilty as Sin” (1993) Rebecca De Mornay, Don Johnson. Before a criminal lawyer knows what has happened, she is forced to defend a wife killer she knows is guilty. 9:50 º ››› “G.I. Jane” (1997) Demi Moore, Viggo Mortensen. A female Navy SEALs recruit completes rigorous training under a tough officer’s command. 10:00 Z ››› “The Fly” (1958) Al Hedison, Patricia Owens. A scientist’s genes are mixed with those of a common housefly during a botched teleportation experiment. ª ››› “The Bourne Identity” (1988) Richard Chamberlain, Jaclyn Smith. An amnesiac assassin flees toward the truth with a woman he has kidnapped. 11:40 π ›› “Basic” (2003) John Travolta, Connie Nielsen. A DEA agent investigates the disappearance of a fearsome sergeant and his Special Forces trainees. 11:50 ∂ ››› “Scott Pilgrim vs. the World” (2010) Michael Cera, Mary Elizabeth Winstead. After meeting the gal of his dreams, a charming slacker must contend with an army of her ex-boyfriends, wanting to get rid of him. 12:00 J ››‡ “All-American Girl: The Mary Kay Letourneau Story” (2000) Penelope Ann Miller, Omar Anguiano. A married teacher has an affair with a 13-year-old student.

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6:00 3 ››‡ “Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy” (2004) Will Ferrell, Christina Applegate. A 1970s

FRIDAY MAY 27, 2011 6:05 º ›› “Sweet Home Alabama” (2002) Reese Witherspoon, Josh Lucas. Separated from her Southern husband, an engaged New York fashion designer confronts him about a divorce. 6:15 Ω ››‡ “The Stickup” (2001) James Spader. A burnedout police officer winds up on the wrong side of the law after becoming involved with a local lawman’s ex-wife. 6:45 ∫ ››‡ “Disney’s A Christmas Carol” (2009) Voices of Jim Carrey, Robin Wright Penn. Animated. Scrooge must face uncomfortable truths when three Christmas spirits take him on a journey through his past, present and future. 7:00 ∏ ››› “Adventureland” (2009) Jesse Eisenberg, Kristen Stewart. iTV. A college grad takes a lowly job at an amusement park after his parents refuse to fund his long-anticipated trip to Europe. 8:00 3 ››› “Men in Black” (1997) Tommy Lee Jones, Will Smith. A veteran agent and a rookie protect mankind from dangerous extraterrestrials roaming the Earth. ∂ ››‡ “Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian” (2009) Ben Stiller, Robin Williams. Larry Daley joins forces with Limin’ Times Entertainment Guide

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Ask Koren

Your personal E-therapist, is in the house!

My Sister Is A Gossip

Ask Koren

be nice if you encourage the same behaviour that you dislike. When she starts to talk about others, change the topic to something else or find something good to say about the person. Maybe your sister is bored and does not have enough exciting things going on in her life. Encourage her to get involved in meaningful activity, so that her focus is not on others so much. Remember as someone once said, small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events and great minds discuss ideas; maybe you can put this up on the bedroom wall and hope that the non-verbal message inspires her.

Dear Koren, I have a 34 year old sister who gossips too much. She is always on the phone discussing somebody’s business and sometimes I even hear her telling her friends about personal stuff with her boyfriend or things that happen in our house. How can I get her to stop? She is older than me and we have had arguments about it but she says that I don’t pay her phone bill or license on her mouth. – Concerned Sister Dear Concerned Sister, The tongue is indeed a mighty weapon and has been known to inflict great damage or impart comfort. However, the tongue of someone who gossips is rarely ever used for good. Gossiping is a bad habit and can really cause her to lose friends, be perceived as someone who is shallow or malicious and cause people to mistrust her. I’m sure you know by now that we cannot really change other people – she has to stop herself. Arguing with your sister will only cause her to be defensive and feel as though you are criticizing her. Instead of arguing, point out some examples of how gossip has harmed innocent people and if you can find an example of how it hurt her, that would be even better. Here’s what you can do: • Let her know that she should not discuss your business or the family business with other persons when it is none of their concern. Perhaps you could also have one of your parents talk to her about it and hope that she respects their request. • Be careful what you say around her, so that you are not giving her material to use. • Don’t encourage her with the gossip thing. It would not Send your questions to askkoren@live.com and a response will be provided Limin’ Times Entertainment Guide

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Your Guide to British Virgin Islands Events

Stars On The Beach

participants each year from the BVI, USVI and Puerto Rico. With almost 140 boats and over 2,000 people expected to take part in this year’s race, celebrate in style with Leverick Bay managers and organizers, Nick and Monica for this extra special 10th Silver Anniversary run. So get your poker face on and be in to win as there is a lot at stake with up to $15,000 in cash prizes and special prizes for fun categories such as best-dressed crew! Go to www.pokerrunbvi.com for details.

Topping the bill this weekend for live entertainment is the BVI Music Fest 2011 (see page 15 for full details) at Cane Garden Bay from Friday, 27th May to Sunday, 29th May. "Stars on the Beach!" is the theme for this annual three-day festival that has traditionally brought artists from throughout the Caribbean, the US and the world. The headlining artists include Trey Songz, Ms Keyshia Cole and Boyz II Men as well as reggae and dance hall star Capleton, Soca King Iwer George and the legendary Black Stalin. The BVI's own Quito and the Edge, Showtime Band and Addicsun Band are also on the line up. Tickets are $30 nightly. For more information go to www.bvimusicfestival.com.

Don’t Rock The Boat This year's 37th annual celebration of classic wooden boats will set sail Friday, 27th May through Sunday, 29th May from Foxy’s Jost Van Dyke. Foxy's Wooden Boat Regatta regularly draws boats from near and afar for a few days of hot racing and hotter nights! The fun starts with registration and music Friday night, followed by yacht racing on Saturday and Sunday. The event finishes on Sunday with the awards ceremony and party afterwards! Call 494-9258 for more details on the event!

Wreck Week If underwater adventure and exploration gets your adrenaline pumping, then sign up for the 3rd annual Wreck Week that is running from Saturday, 28th May through Saturday, 4th June. The week promises to be unforgettable; filled with diving excursions, great food, all kinds of water sports and historical tales. Experience some of the best wrecks in the Caribbean (including HMS Rhone and the Chikuzen) with expert divers whose knowledge of the sites can transform the experience

Boat Race With A Poker Face A game of poker is known for being fast-paced and thrilling – but no casino game can live up to the excitement of the Leverick Bay Poker Run, the most anticipated nautical event in the BVI! Running from Friday, 27th May to Sunday, 29th May, this fun event attracts more

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live music • events • concerts •

THURSDAY - MAY 26

LEVERICK BAY (VG) — Leverick Bay Poker Run

ROAD TOWN

SATURDAY - MAY 28

PUSSER’S — Daily Happy Hour from 5-7pm. $1 off any drinks. VILLAGE CAY — Happy Hour from 4:30-7pm. THE PUB — Happy Hour 5-7pm.

CANE GARDEN BAY

ROAD TOWN VILLAGE CAY — Steel Band & BBQ 7-10pm. THE PUB — Daily Happy Hour from 5-7pm DRAKES POINT — Curry Night U.P’S CINEMA — DJ Commodore

MYETT’S — Music by Uprising Band

NANNY CAY/ PEG LEGS NANNY CAY/ PEG LEGS

PEG LEGS RESTAURANT — Happy Hour 5-7pm

PEG LEGS RESTAURANT — Happy Hour 5-7pm

CANE GARDEN BAY

VG & OUTER ISLANDS

CANE GARDEN BAY BEACH — Music Fest 2011

PUSSER’S MARINA CAY — Daily Happy Hour from

5-8pm with music by Eric Stone

WEST END

FRIDAY - MAY 27

PUSSER’S — Music by O2 Band 7-10pm JOLLY ROGER— Live Music by Marvin

ROAD TOWN VILLAGE CAY — Sushi Night. U.P’S CINEMA — Cosmic Bowling with DJ

Millennium King

FOXY’S (JVD) — Foxy’s Wooden Boat Race LEVERICK BAY (VG) — Leverick Bay Poker Run

NANNY CAY/ PEG LEGS

SUNDAY - MAY 29

PEG LEGS RESTAURANT — Happy Hour 5-7pm

ROAD TOWN

CANE GARDEN BAY CANE GARDEN BAY BEACH — Music Fest 2011

WEST END PUSSER’S — Music by Norbert’s Steel band 7-10pm JOLLY ROGER— Live Music by DA’Tis

VG & OUTER ISLANDS SCRUB ISLAND — Live Music from 6-10pm’ FOXY’S (JVD) — Foxy’s Wooden Boat Race

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VILLAGE CAY — Sunday Brunch with the Last Virgin from 11- 3pm. U.P’S CINEMA — Latin Sundays DJ Fuggi. $2 beers all night.

NANNY CAY/ PEG LEGS PEG LEGS RESTAURANT — Happy Hour 5-7pm

CANE GARDEN BAY CANE GARDEN BAY BEACH — Music Fest 2011


• parties • sports • movies and more

WEST END

WEST END

SEBASTIAN’S — Candyman live from 7pm. JOLLY ROGER— Sunday Sundown entertainment by

THE CLUBHOUSE AT FRENCHMANS — Mojito Madness Jappy Jour $3 mojitos & $2 tacos

DA’Tis & Big Sexy

NANNY CAY/ PEG LEGS PEG LEGS RESTAURANT — Happy Hour 5-7pm

NANNY CAY/ PEG LEGS PEG LEGS RESTAURANT — Happy Hour 5-7pm

EAST END

VG & OUTER ISLANDS

TRELLIS KITCHEN/CYBERCAFÉ — Ladies Night

FOXY’S (JVD) — Foxy’s Wooden Boat Race LEVERICK BAY (VG) — Leverick Bay Poker Run PUSSER’S MARINA CAY — Daily Happy Hour from

- 2 for 1 drinks

5-8pm with music by Eric Stone BATH & TURTLE — Leon & the Hot Shots

VG & OUTER ISLANDS

Humane Society Dog Show — June 4

PUSSER’S MARINA CAY — Daily happy hour from

5-8pm with music by Eric Stone CHEZ BAMBOO (VG) — Live Music by Morris Mark

Upcoming Events

MONDAY - MAY 30

WEDNESDAY - JUNE 1

ESHS Art & Craft Exhibition

ROAD TOWN

ROAD TOWN

2011 — June 2 - 28

PUSSERS — Martini Night 6pm. Daily happy hour from 4-7pm. 2 for 1 drinks specials. VILLAGE CAY — MJ Blues from 7-10pm. THE PUB — Daily Happy Hour from 5-7pm.

Humane Society Dog Show

NANNY CAY/ PEG LEGS

— June 4

PUSSER’S — Daily Happy Hour from 4-7pm. THE PUB — Daily Happy Hour from 5-7pm.

NANNY CAY/ PEG LEGS PEG LEGS RESTAURANT — Happy Hour 5-7pm

CANE GARDEN BAY MYETT’S — Margarita Mondays & Live Music by Candyman

VG & OUTER ISLANDS

PEG LEGS RESTAURANT — Happy Hour 5-7pm

EAST END

SCRUB ISLAND — Caribbean Night, Live Music from

CANE GARDEN BAY MYETT’S — Live Music by Caave Stout

Tea in the Garden

VISAR Waterworld — June 5 VISAR Swim the Sound

PUSSER’S MARINA CAY — Daily Happy Hour from

5-8pm with music by Eric Stone

VG & OUTER ISLANDS

TUESDAY - MAY 31

SCRUB ISLAND — Wine Tasting from 6-8pm PUSSER’S MARINA CAY — Daily Happy Hour from

PUSSER’S — Daily Happy Hour from 4-7pm.

RBVIYC Race & Cruise (JVD)

— June 5

PUSSER’S EAST — Happy Hour 4-7pm.

6-10pm

ROAD TOWN

— June 4

5-8pm with music by Eric Stone

— June 5 International Luncheon — June 12

BATH & TURTLE RENDEZVOUS BAR (VG)

— Caribbean Buffet and Profile Band

Hope Festival — July 4-8 14th CAC Age Group Championship — July 1, 2

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from just a dive to an experience of a lifetime. To register, contact a dive operator from the organization’s web site www.bvi.scuba.org

Curry Favor If you enjoy a good curry with a beer, or any other beverage for that matter – then head to the Curry Night at Drakes Point this Saturday, 28th May. Reservations are recommended by calling 494-3017 or 443-3385.

Peg Legs New Night Come and enjoy Peg Legs restaurant where “Succulent Sunday is Prime Rib Night”. At only $28 per person, this sure beats cooking the Sunday roast at home! Plus stop by the Beach Bar every day from 11am and don’t forget Happy Hour every day from 5-7pm. Be there, and let the good times roll. Call 494-0028 for reservations.

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BVI Music Fest 2011 - The Stage is Set Saturday night the talented Keyshia Cole, who will surely have you rocking to her soulful hits, takes to the stage but if you were more in the mood for some reggae or dancehall music ‘The Fireman’ Capleton will not disappoint. Things slow down on Sunday with performances from one of the most successful R&B groups of all time – Grammy Award winning Boyz II Men, winding down the night with that smooth rhythm and soul, and closing out the 2011 Music Festival. This highly anticipated show is sure to make for a weekend of great entertainment and music; you’d better not miss it! — Arlena St. Hilaire

The stage is set, the performers confirmed and the excitement is building as the BVI Music Fest 2011 takes over Cane Garden Bay shores this weekend. The lineup is explosive with a mix of local, regional and international artists set to take the stage. This year international musical talents, Trey Songz, who gave us hits like Can’t Help but Wait and Bottoms Up, Keyshia Cole with her soulful sultry hits You Complete Me and Playa Cardz Right and Boyz II Men with their timeless records End of the Road, On Bended Knee and a personal favorite One Sweet Day are undoubtedly this years headlining acts. Other crowd favorites will include Capleton, Iwer George and Pablo Piddy. This year the festivities we be held in the village on the beach between Myetts and the Ivan Dawson Primary School. The entrance fee is only $30 per night but weekend passes are available for $70 for the three nights and $50 for VIP tickets. Shuttle buses will run from the Noel Lloyd Park to Cane Garden Bay nightly and limited parking is available to allow efficient emergency access. Friday is expected to be the biggest night with performances from the BVI’s own four time road march champions Show Time Band with their infectious rhythms Wine like Crazy and Yo-Yo. The much anticipated Trey Songz who is also set to hit the stage that night, is undoubtedly a crowd favorite and will definitely rock the house. 15

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tv specials & highlights THURSDAY MAY 26, 2011 7:00 / Pawn Queens 0 Pawn Stars 4 NCIS B The First 48 P Border Wars U Iron Chef America 7:30 / Pawn Queens P Border Wars 8:00 _ ( Wipeout ) The Vampire Diaries * The Big Bang Theory / Police Women of Broward County D Apocalypse 2012 Fascinating people around the world discover ways to protect themselves on December 21, 2012. 8:30 * Rules of Engagement ` 30 Rock 8:50 ∏ Legally Brown (iTV) Comics perform. (N) 9:00 _ ( Rookie Blue * CSI: Crime Scene Investigation / Police Women of Broward County > Khloe and Lamar D Code Wars: America’s Cyber Threat The online vulnerabilities America faces as a nation. P Known Universe 9:30 , Click & Clack’s As the Wrench Turns ` Parks and Recreation 10:00 _ ( Rookie Blue

* The Mentalist B Manhunters: Fugitive Task Force D Code Wars: America’s Cyber Threat The online vulnerabilities America faces as a nation. U 24 Hour Restaurant Battle 10:30 ? Audrina 11:00 / Police Women of Broward County L American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior U Chopped

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FRIDAY MAY 27, 2011 7:00 / Four Weddings 4 NCIS U Iron Chef America 7:30 0 Pawn Stars 8:00 * Flashpoint ` Friday Night Lights ? Mob Wives D The Celebrity Apprentice 9:00 ) Supernatural * CSI: NY ` Dateline NBC P Hooked 9:30 / Say Yes to the Dress: Big Bliss 9:45 ∂ Bridesmaids: HBO First Look Kristen Wiig and Maya Rudolph star in the comedy. 10:00 _ ( 20/20

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* Blue Bloods / Four Weddings D The Oprah Effect Oprah Winfrey’s influence can impact businesses and turn entrepreneurs into millionaires. L Swamp Brothers 10:30 > Fashion Police L Swamp Brothers 11:00 & Men of a Certain Age N Coal

SATURDAY MAY 28, 2011 7:00 2 The Game 8:00 _ ( Wipeout * NCIS / 48 Hours Mystery P Ice Pilots 8:30 6 It Could Happen Tomorrow U Unwrapped 9:00 _ ( The Bachelorette * NCIS: Los Angeles ` Law & Order: LA / 48 Hours on ID: Left for Dead ? Basketball Wives U Unwrapped: All American Eats Coca-Cola, America’s number-one soft drink; Girl Scout cookies; 500 million Twinkies. (N) 9:30 6 It Could Happen Tomorrow 10:00 ` Law & Order: LA > Keeping Up With the Kardashians ? Basketball Wives


tv specials & highlights U Meat and Potatoes 11:00 / 48 Hours Mystery > The Soup U Iron Chef America

L American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior 9:30 * Mike & Molly U Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 10:00 * Hawaii Five-0 ` Law & Order: LA > Khloe and Lamar P Supercarrier: The USS Ronald Reagan Planes, weapons and thousands of the Navy’s best sailors swarm on one of the world’s most-advanced nuclear-powered aircraft carriers. 10:30 , Click & Clack’s As the Wrench Turns U The Best Thing I Ever Ate ∂ Too Big to Fail: Opening the Vault to the Financial Crisis Andrew Sorkin discuss the events in “Too Big to Fail.” 11:00 ? Basketball Wives P Inside the Vietnam War First-hand accounts by veterans, archival footage and never-before-seen photographs reveal the covert operations and military strategies of the conflict. ∂ Lady Gaga Presents the Monster Ball Tour: At Madison Square Garden The singer performs in front of a soldout crowd.

tv specials & highlights

SUNDAY MAY 29, 2011 7:00 _ ( America’s Funniest Home Videos * 60 Minutes P Man-Made Disasters Mud volcanoes, tornadoes and earthquakes may be the results of man’s impact on environment. 7:45 ∂ True Blood 8:00 _ ( America’s Funniest Home Videos , National Memorial Day Concert (2011) Gary Sinise and Joe Mantegna co-host the concert honoring men and women of U.S. military services. < The Great Adventure D New Age of Wal-Mart The world’s largest retailer tries to reinvent itself. 8:30 / Extreme Couponing 9:00 _ ( Extreme Makeover: Home Edition / My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding Q Memories of M*A*S*H Shelley Long hosts this retrospective of the pioneering 1972-83 series featuring classic moments and recollections of cast members, including Alan Alda, Loretta Swit and Harry Morgan. U Best in Smoke 9:30 , National Memorial Day Concert (2011) Gary Sinise and Joe Mantegna co-host the concert honoring men and women of U.S. military services. 10:00 * CSI: Miami / My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding D Code Wars: America’s Cyber Threat The online vulnerabilities America faces as a nation. P Witness: Disaster in Japan Japan’s massive earthquake and resulting tsunami of 2011. (N) 11:00 / My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding 2 The Family Crews

MONDAY MAY 30, 2011 7:00 / Cake Boss ? Basketball Wives D Code Wars: America’s Cyber Threat The online vulnerabilities America faces as a nation. K In Search of the Truth P Inside the Vietnam War First-hand accounts by veterans, archival footage and never-before-seen photographs reveal the covert operations and military strategies of the conflict. U Iron Chef America 8:00 _ ( The Bachelorette ) 90210 * How I Met Your Mother U Unwrapped 8:30 * Mad Love 9:00 ) Gossip Girl * Two and a Half Men

TUESDAY MAY 31, 2011 7:00 / The Little Couple 4 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit U Iron Chef America 7:30 / The Little Couple 8:00 & The Office (Part 1 of 2) _ ( 20/20 ) One Tree Hill / The Little Couple P Witness: Caught by Disaster Exploring natural disasters using interviews and footage. (N) U BBQ Unwrapped Barbecue secrets. 8:30 & The Office (Part 2 of 2) / The Little Couple 9:00 & The Office _ ( Body of Proof * NCIS: Los Angeles (Part 1 of 2) ? Basketball Wives 9:30 & The Office N Auction Hunters 10:00 _ ( Body of Proof * The Good Wife 10:30 2 Toya: A Family Affair > Kendra 11:00 / The Little Couple 3 Men of a Certain Age P Witness: Caught by Disaster Exploring natural disasters using interviews and footage. ∂ Game of Thrones

) America’s Next Top Model . Burn Notice / Cake Boss 3 The Mentalist P Biker Chicks: Leather and Lace Women living among American outlaw bikers often see sexism and violence. U Throwdown With Bobby Flay 8:30 & Are We There Yet? _ ( The Middle 9:00 _ ( Modern Family * Criminal Minds 3 Franklin & Bash 9:30 _ ( Modern Family / Extreme Couponing 10:00 _ ( Cougar Town * Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior 0 Vanished With Beth Holloway < A New Translation For A New Roman Missal James P. Moroney provides an introduction to the translation of the Third Edition of the Roman Missal. 10:01 3 Men of a Certain Age 10:30 _ ( Happy Endings ? Audrina Q Hot in Cleveland 11:00 / Extreme Couponing B Dog the Bounty Hunter P Biker Chicks: Leather and Lace Women living among American outlaw bikers often see sexism and violence. ∫ The Pillars of the Earth

WEDNESDAY JUNE 1, 2011 7:00 0 Pawn Stars 3 The Mentalist 4 NCIS P Border Wars U Iron Chef America 8:00 & Are We There Yet? _ ( The Middle

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By Dean “The Sportsman” Greenaway

Men Chasing Women for Banana Bread “Go! Chase those skirts,” were the men’s instrucall passed Allee and Amsterdam separated from the field tions given by Stephanie Russ Penn at the start of in pursuit of Steadman. Would he catch her? Saturday’s Blenheim Trust 5K Series finale at the A. O. Still leading, Steadman entered the Shirley Grounds Shirley Recreation Grounds as 36 souls braced the with a nine seconds lead over Amsterdam. The race was inclement weather. on. Amsterdam’s legs burned as Steadman made her The 22 men who had a three minutes handicap, had final kick. Amsterdam made his final push but then ran no other choice but to chase the 14 women and see if out of ‘real estate’ as Steadman crossed the line. they could catch them all. As the women disappeared Amsterdam had made up all but six seconds of the out of the grounds, the men waited—some wondered if full three minutes deficit to finally pull out a victory on they would get close. Tortola, raising his arms triumphantly as he crossed the Series debutant Meriel Steadman and Martine Blenheim Trust branded finish line tape in 19 minutes, Allee set the pace for the women—many of them run09.37 seconds. He was followed by Zebalon McLean a ning in skirts—as they ran through the streets of Road few seconds back in 19:10.60 with Stephenson third in Town on the City Circuit course that covered 3.1 miles. It 19:19.18. Asson followed in 19:24.82 as the only four to tokk them through Wickhams Cay, down to the break the 20 minutes barrier on the chase. Hospital, up Main Street, through Lower Estate and the Steadman’s winning debut time was 22:03.37, fringes of Huntums Ghut, looping out to the stop light beating 13 of the 22 men competing. Allee placed secand back to the Shirley Grounds. ond in 22.51.12 with Darwn Peters grabbing the third When the men started, defending champ Steven spot in 23.43.86 to complete the only three women Asson, Virgin Gorda’s Emrol Amsterdam and Mark under 24 minutes. Stephenson led the parade of runners with series leader As the race ended and the rains began to fall, it was Zebalon McLean in tow. time for the awards ceremony, which is always capped Off on a frantic pace, they set off trying to cut into off by Mrs. Pearline Robinson’s now famous tasty banana the deficit and catch the women. One by one the leaders nut bread. Who ate the most? Ah…that’s another story! picked them off, but Steadman and The men liked the idea of the three Allee continued to hold ground even minutes handicap and the women didthough their three minutes lead was n’t seem to mind having the spotlight steadily being eroded. as they were grouped together on their Eventually, the race became a own pace—perhaps wondering how three man battle with Amsterdam, far they would get on the course before Stephenson and McLean trying to the men chased them down. It was, catch Steadman and Allee after passhowever, a great end to the series. ing everyone else. Soon enough, they Meriel Steadman crosses the line first 19

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more TV movies San Diego newscaster feels threatened by the arrival of an ambitious woman looking to climb the ranks of journalism. Ω ›››› “Tootsie” (1982) Dustin Hoffman, Jessica Lange. The Oscar-winning tale of a temperamental actor who becomes a sensation while posing as a woman on a hit TV soap opera. 6:20 º ››‡ “Some Kind of Wonderful” (1987) Eric Stoltz,. A grease monkey’s tomboy friend helps him woo a popular girl in their Los Angeles high school. 7:10 Z ››‡ “F.I.S.T.” (1978) Sylvester Stallone, Rod Steiger. Mobsters push a 1930s laborer to the top of his union, the Federation of Inter-State Truckers. 7:30 π ››› “Catch Me if You Can” Leonardo DiCaprio. An FBI agent pursues Frank Abagnale Jr., a con man who assumes various identities and commits forgery. 8:00 J ››› “Dan in Real Life” (2007) Steve Carell. A widower advice-columnist faces a personal and professional challenge when he falls in love with his brother’s girlfriend. º ››› “Planes, Trains and Automobiles” Steve Martin. An ad exec and a shower-curtain-ring salesman become co-travelers on the way to Thanksgiving in Chicago. 9:00 1 ››› “Bolt” (2008) Voices of John Travolta. Premiere. Animated. Thinking he has real superpowers, the canine star of a hit TV show travels cross-country from Hollywood to New York to rescue his owner and co-star. ∏ ›››‡ “The Hurt Locker” (2008) Jeremy Renner, Anthony Mackie. iTV. Members of a bomb-disposal unit in Baghdad face increasingly perilous situations as their tour-of-duty winds down. 9:50 ª ››› “Red Dragon” (2002) Anthony Hopkins, Edward Norton. A former FBI agent asks Dr. Hannibal Lecter for help in stopping a serial killer who slaughters families. 10:00 , ›››‡ “Doctor Zhivago” (1965) Omar Sharif, Julie Christie. Boris Pasternak’s story of a poet/doctor, his wife and his lover unfolds during the Russian Revolution. Z ›››‡ “Presumed Innocent” (1990) Harrison Ford, Brian Dennehy. A married prosecutor hires an attorney to defend him against charges of murdering his seductive colleague. 10:45 ∫ ››› “The Other Guys” (2010) Will Ferrell, Mark Wahlberg. Two deskbound detectives get more than they bargain for when they take on a seemingly minor case that may turn out to be New York’s biggest crime. 11:00 1 ››‡ “Jumanji” (1995) Robin Williams, Bonnie Hunt. A magic board-game brings forth African perils and a guy who disappeared in 1969 while playing it. 11:15 º ›› “The Great Outdoors” (1988) Dan Aykroyd, John Candy. A Chicago man and his family go camping with his obnoxious brother-in-law and his family. 12:00 J ››› “Dan in Real Life” (2007) Steve Carell. A widower advice-columnist faces a personal and professional challenge when he falls in love with his brother’s girlfriend. 12:20 Z ›››‡ “The Age of Innocence” (1993) Daniel DayLewis, Michelle Pfeiffer. An upper-class lawyer falls in love with his fiancee’s freethinking cousin in 1870s New York. 12:50 º ››› “About Last Night...” (1986) Rob Lowe, Demi Moore. Chicago singles Danny and Debbie meet in a bar, move in together and wonder if it’s love.

7:45 Z ››› “The Witches of Eastwick” (1987) Jack Nicholson, Cher. Three witchy New England women innocently conjure up the perfect man, who is much more than he seems. 8:00 3 ››› “Wedding Crashers” (2005) Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn. Two divorce mediators spend a wild weekend partying with a politician and his eccentric family. º ››› “Stir Crazy” (1980) Gene Wilder, Richard Pryor. Two losers dressed as big birds for a bank’s PR stunt go to prison after two other big birds rob it. 9:00 ` ››› “The Bourne Supremacy” (2004) Matt Damon, Franka Potente. A CIA chief sends a senior operative to take down Jason Bourne when it appears the rogue agent is behind the deaths of two people. 1 ›››› “WALL-E” (2008) Voices of Ben Burtt, Elissa Knight. Animated. After years of tidying up an Earth devoid of humanity, a robot janitor meets a mechanical scout and chases her across the galaxy. 10:00 5 ››› “The Passion of the Christ” (2004) Jim Caviezel, Monica Bellucci. Condemned to die by crucifixion, Jesus of Nazareth endures the agony of his final 12 hours. 10:15 3 ››› “Wedding Crashers” (2005) Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn. Two divorce mediators spend a wild weekend partying with a politician and his eccentric family. 11:00 N ››› “Bad Boys” (1995) Martin Lawrence, Will Smith. Undercover Miami detectives switch lives while investigating murders linked to stolen heroin. 11:35 º ››› “Purple Rain” (1984) Prince. The Kid fights his rival for a singer and Minneapolis rock-club success. 12:10 Z ›››‡ “Poltergeist” (1982) Craig T. Nelson, JoBeth Williams. A suburban couple’s little girl is drawn from her bedroom into a nightmarish other dimension. 1:00 ∂ ››› “Get Him to the Greek” (2010) Jonah Hill, Russell Brand. A record-company employee has just a few days to get a boozy British rock star to Hollywood for a big comeback concert.

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MONDAY MAY 30, 2011 6:00 J ››› “Seventeen and Missing” (2007) Deedee Pfeiffer. A woman has psychic visions after her teenage daughter disappears, following a wild party. 7:10 ∫ ›››‡ “Toy Story 3” (2010) Voices of Tom Hanks. Animated. Woody, Buzz and the rest of the toys find themselves dumped in a day-care center after Andy leaves for college. 7:45 π ››› “The Blind Side” (2009) Sandra Bullock. A wellto-do white family takes in a homeless black teen and helps him realize his potential on and off the football field. 8:00 Q ››› “M*A*S*H: Goodbye, Farewell, Amen” (1983) Alan Alda, Mike Farrell. As the Korean conflict comes to an end, the men and women of the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital prepare to go home. º ››› “Parenthood” (1989) Steve Martin, Mary Steenburgen. A middle-class man, his wife, his father and a divorcee try to be good parents. 9:00∂ ››› “Taking Chance” (2009) Kevin Bacon, Tom Aldredge. Lt. Col. Michael Strobl volunteers to escort the body of a Marine home to Wyoming. 9:35 Ω ››› “Emma” (1996) Gwyneth Paltrow, Jeremy Northam. Things keep getting worse after a young matchmaker finds a mate for a simple young woman in rural 1800s England. 10:05 º ››‡ “Some Kind of Wonderful” (1987) Eric Stoltz, Mary Stuart Masterson. A grease monkey’s tomboy friend helps him woo a popular girl in their Los Angeles high school. 10:30 N ›››‡ “Star Wars: Episode III — Revenge of the Sith” (2005) Ewan McGregor, Natalie Portman. Seduced by the dark side, Anakin Skywalker turns against his mentor, Obi-Wan Kenobi and becomes Darth Vader. 11:00 ∫ ››› “Salt” Angelina Jolie. After a defector accuses her of spying for the Russians, a CIA officer goes on the run and tries to come up with a way to establish her innocence.

SUNDAY MAY 29, 2011 6:00 4 ›››› “Raiders of the Lost Ark” (1981) Harrison Ford, Karen Allen. Globe-trotting archaeologist Indiana Jones races the Nazis for possession of a legendary religious artifact. 6:15 º ›› “Brewster’s Millions” (1985) Richard Pryor, John Candy. A minor-league pitcher inherits $300 million but must spend $30 million in 30 days to get it. Ω ››› “The Others” (2001) Nicole Kidman, Christopher Eccleston. A devout woman with two sunlight-sensitive children believes ghosts inhabit her darkened island mansion. 7:00 1 ››› “Bolt” (2008) Voices of John Travolta, Miley Cyrus. Animated. Thinking he has real superpowers, the canine star of a hit TV show travels cross-country from Hollywood to New York to rescue his owner and co-star.

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more TV movies 8:05 Ω ››› “Scary Movie” (2000) Shawn Wayans, Marlon Wayans. Keenen Ivory Wayans directed this sendup of slasher films in which a vengeful killer stalks a group of nubile teens. 8:30 2 ››› “Baby Boy” (2001) Tyrese Gibson, Omar Gooding. A misguided 20-year-old juggles various women while dealing with two children and his mother’s new boyfriend. 9:25 ∫ ››› “Easy A” (2010) Emma Stone. The escape of a little white lie teaches a clean-cut teenager to use the highschool rumor mill to her advantage. 9:35 Ω ›› “Ernest Scared Stupid” (1991) Jim Varney, Eartha Kitt. Kids help goofy Ernest fight off a hairy troll he has freed from a tomb at Halloween. 10:00 Z ››› “The Misfits” (1961) Clark Gable, Marilyn Monroe. A divorcee joins an old cowboy and his partners rounding up wild horses for dog food. ª ››› “Undercover Brother” (2002) Eddie Griffin, Chris Kattan. A low-rent private detective poses as a preppy nerd in order to foil a plot by conspirators. 11:30 ª ››› “Jackie Brown” (1997) Pam Grier, Samuel L. Jackson. A bail bondsman helps a smuggler frame her boss, an arms dealer who plans to kill her. º ››› “Mad Max” ( Mel Gibson. In an Australia of the nottoo-distant future, a police officer strikes back against motorized menaces to what is left of society after a nuclear holocaust. 12:00 ∫ ››‡ “Alice in Wonderland” (2010) Johnny Depp, Mia Wasikowska. Live action/animated. Now a teenager, Alice returns to Underland, where she must find her destiny and put an end to the Red Queen’s reign of terror. 12:40 Ω ››‡ “Fool for Love” (1985) Sam Shepard, Kim Basinger. Forbidden lovers meet at a Western motel in a version of Sam Shepard’s play. 12:50 π ››‡ “Edge of Darkness” Mel Gibson. After his daughter is shot on his doorstep, a Boston detective learns about her secret life and a far-reaching coverup linked to her death.

11:35 ª ›› “Truth or Consequences, N.M.” (1997) Vincent Gallo, Mykelti Williamson. Police pursue a freed convict and his cohorts for robbery, drug trafficking and kidnapping. 12:45 ∫ ››‡ “The Men Who Stare at Goats” (2009) George Clooney, Jeff Bridges. A struggling reporter gets the scoop of a lifetime when he meets a soldier who claims to be part of a paranormal military unit that has been reactivated for duty in Iraq.

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6:00 Ω ›› “My First Mister” (2001) Albert Brooks. A teen with a penchant for morbid poetry forms a unique bond with her stuffy employer at an upscale clothing store. 6:30 π ›› “Charlie St. Cloud” (2010) Zac Efron, Amanda Crew. After losing his brother in a terrible accident, a young man feels torn between honoring a promise he made four years earlier and pursuing a romance with a former classmate. 7:00 ∂ ››› “Scott Pilgrim vs. the World” (2010) Michael Cera, Mary Elizabeth Winstead. After meeting the gal of his dreams, a charming slacker must contend with an army of her ex-boyfriends, wanting to get rid of him. 7:30 2 ››› “Love & Basketball” (2000) Sanaa Lathan, Omar Epps. From childhood to early adulthood, two friends fall in love while trying to establish basketball careers. 8:00 3 ›››‡ “Forrest Gump” (1994) Tom Hanks, Robin Wright. JFK, LBJ, Vietnam, Watergate and other history is seen through the eyes of an Alabama man with an IQ of 75. 8:15 π ›››‡ “The Kids Are All Right” (2010) Julianne Moore. The teenage children of a lesbian couple seek out their biological father and make him a part of their lives. 9:50 º ›››‡ “Gangs of New York” (2002) Leonardo DiCaprio, Daniel Day-Lewis. During the era of Tammany Hall’s sway, a young man vows vengeance on the vicious gangster who killed his father. 10:00 ? ››› “What’s Love Got to Do With It” (1993) Angela Bassett, Laurence Fishburne. Anna Mae Bullock meets singer/songwriter Ike Turner and goes into show business under the stage name Tina. 11:25 ª ››› “Starship Troopers” (1997) Casper Van Dien, Dina Meyer. Members of Earth’s space fleet battle a vicious army of gigantic insects bent on destroying humanity. 11:50 Z ›››› “Das Boot” (1981) Jürgen Prochnow, Herbert Gronemeyer. The captain and crew of a World War II U-boat follow incredible orders under claustrophobic conditions. 12:40 º ›› “Dear John” (2010) Channing Tatum, Amanda Seyfried. Unexpected consequences await a soldier and his lover, who correspond through the mail over a period of seven tumultuous years. 1:00 2 ››› “Idlewild” (2006) André Benjamin, Antwan A. Patton. In a 1930s speakeasy, a piano player and his fellow performer try to keep their establishment out of hoodlums’ hands.

WEDNESDAY JUNE 1, 2011 6:00 ∂ ›› “Enough” (2002) Jennifer Lopez, Billy Campbell. After running away fails, a terrified woman empowers herself in order to battle her abusive husband. 6:05 º ››› “The Associate” (1996) Whoopi Goldberg, Dianne Wiest. A Wall Street whiz invents a male partner to attract clients for her fledgling investment business. 7:30 ∫ ›› “White Chicks” (2004) Shawn Wayans,. Two male FBI agents pose as female socialites to foil a kidnapping plot and save their jobs. 8:00 1 ››› “Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl” (2003) Johnny Depp, Geoffrey Rush. A swashbuckler must rescue a governor’s daughter from a pirate and his mates, who turn into skeletons by moonlight. ∂ ››› “Get Him to the Greek” (2010) Jonah Hill. A recordcompany employee has just a few days to get a boozy British rock star to Hollywood for a big comeback concert.

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THURSDAY MAY 26, 2011 12:00 8 SportsCenter ; Ball Up Streetball P Need for Speed 1:00 ; Table Tennis World Championships of Ping Pong. [ Horse Racing Starting Gate. 2:00 ; The Dan Patrick Show = MLB Baseball New York Mets at Chicago Cubs. (N) M NBA Basketball Oklahoma City Thunder at Dallas Mavericks. 3:00 8 Outside the Lines First Report ; Action Sports World Championships 3:30 8 College Football Live 4:00 ; The Fisherman’s Handbook 4:30 M French Open Match of the Day (N) 8:00 3 NBA Pregame (N) 8 College Softball NCAA Tournament, Super Regional: Teams 8:30 3 NBA Basketball Miami Heat at Chicago Bulls. (N) 9:00 ; Action Sports World Tour 9:30 M FEI Equestrian World Magazine (N) 10:00 8 Baseball Tonight 10:30 ; The Final Score (N) 11:00 3 Inside the NBA (N) ; Table Tennis World Championship of Ping Pong. (Taped)

FRIDAY MAY 27, 2011 12:00 8 SportsCenter ; Tennis Outback Champions Series Cayman. 2:00 ; The Dan Patrick Show = MLB Baseball Pittsburgh Pirates at Chicago Cubs. (N) M College Tennis NCAA Team Championship. (Taped) 3:00 8 Outside the Lines First Report 3:30 8 College Football Live M Women’s College Tennis NCAA Team Championship. 5:00 8 Around the Horn (N) M French Open Match of the Day (N) 5:15 = Tenth Inning 6:00 ; UEFA Champions League Magazine (N) 7:00 ; Ball Up Streetball 8:00 8 NBA Countdown ; Boxing Jason Davis vs. Frankie Gomez. 9:00 8 NBA Basketball Dallas Mavericks at Oklahoma City Thunder. (Subject to Blackout) M NBA Basketball Dallas Mavericks at Oklahoma City Thunder. 10:00 ; UEFA Champions League Magazine 11:00 ; Baseball’s Golden Age

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8 College Softball NCAA Tournament, Super Regional: Teams 12:30 PM 9 Final Score 1:00 = MLB Baseball Chicago White Sox at Toronto Blue Jays. 1:30 ; Golf Life ’11 2:00 _ ( NASCAR Nationwide Series Countdown (N) 8 NCAA Championship Update ; Table Tennis World Championship of Ping Pong. 2:30 _ ( NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Top Gear 300. 8 College Softball NCAA Tournament, Super Regional: Teams M Planet Speed (N) 3:00 * PGA Tour Golf HP Byron Nelson Championship, Third Round. (N) ` M Golf Senior PGA Championship, Third Round. (N) ; Tennis Outback Champions Series Cayman. 4:30 8 NCAA Championship Update 5:00 8 College Softball NCAA Tournament, Super Regional: 6:00 M French Open Match of the Day (N) 6:30 ; College Baseball UCLA at Arizona State. (Taped) 7:00 8 NCAA Championship Update 7:30 8 College Softball NCAA Tournament, Super Regional: 8:30 3 NBA Basketball Chicago Bulls at Miami Heat. (N) 11:30 ; The Final Score (N)

SUNDAY MAY 29, 2011 12:00 _ ( M 2011 Indianapolis 500 ` 2011 French Open Tennis Men’s and Women’s Fourth Round. 12:30 PM 8 Baseball Tonight 1:00 & MLB Baseball Boston Red Sox at Detroit Tigers. (N) ) MLB Baseball Philadelphia Phillies at New York Mets. (N) 8 College Softball NCAA Tournament, Super Regional: Teams 2:00 ; College Baseball Big 12 Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. = MLB Baseball Pittsburgh Pirates at Chicago Cubs. (N) 3:00 * PGA Tour Golf HP Byron Nelson Championship, Final Round. (N) ` Golf Senior PGA Championship, Final Round. (N) 3:30 _ ( Fearless at The 500 8 College Softball NCAA Tournament, Super Regional: Teams M Golf Senior PGA Championship, Final Round. 6:00 M French Open Match of the Day (N) 6:30 ; Baseball’s Golden Age 9:00 8 NBA Basketball Oklahoma City Thunder at Dallas Mavericks. (Subject to Blackout) M NBA Basketball Oklahoma City Thunder at Dallas Mavericks. (N) 10:00 ; Boys in the Hall 11:30 ` Mike’d Up: The Francesa Sports Final

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MONDAY MAY 30, 2011 12:00 ; Baseball’s Golden Age 12:30 PM 8 NCAA Baseball Road to Omaha Selection Show (N) 1:30 ; UEFA Champions League Soccer Final: FC Barcelona vs. Manchester United. (Taped) 2:00 = MLB Baseball Houston Astros at Chicago Cubs. (N) M Argentine Soccer Teams 3:30 8 College Lacrosse NCAA Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. 4:30 ; What’s in the Garage 5:00 M French Open Match of the Day (N) 8:00 3 NBA Pregame (N) ; Tennis Outback Champions Series Cayman. (Taped) 8:30 3 NBA Basketball Miami Heat at Chicago Bulls. (N) 9:00 4 WWE Monday Night RAW (N) M Boxing Friday Night Fights. 10:00 8 Baseball Tonight (N) 11:30 ; The Final Score (N)

TUESDAY MAY 31, 2011 12:00 8 SportsCenter (N) ; Table Tennis World Championship of Ping Pong. 2:00 ; The Dan Patrick Show M Argentine Soccer Teams 3:00 8 Outside the Lines First Report ; Tennis Outback Champions Series Cayman. 3:30 8 College Football Live 7:00 8 MLB Baseball Teams 9:00 ; Ball Up Streetball M Paris-Roubaix World Cup Highlights 10:00 8 Baseball Tonight (N) 11:30 ; The Final Score (N)

WEDNESDAY JUNE 1, 2011 12:00 8 SportsCenter (N) 12:30 PM ; Babe Winkelman’s Good Fishing 1:00 ; In Fisherman Critical Concepts 2:00 ; The Dan Patrick Show = MLB Baseball Houston Astros at Chicago Cubs. (N) M World’s Strongest Man Competition 2:30 M College Lacrosse NCAA Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. ( 3:00 8 Outside the Lines First Report 3:30 8 College Football Live 5:00 8 Around the Horn (N) M French Open Match of the Day (N) 6:30 ; Boys in the Hall 7:00 8 MLB Baseball Teams ; Action Sports World Tour 9:00 M Auto Racing Grand American Series: Bosch Engineering 250. (Taped) 10:00 8 Baseball Tonight (N) M Poker Full Tilt: Poker After Dark 8. 10:30 ; The Final Score (N) 11:00 ∏ Inside NASCAR (iTV)



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