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January 2013 - Le Nurb

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O l d B Oy H a p p y H Ou r “Is on a diet thi s month .”

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Rather Top Notch Paper Scribbles INDUBITA BLY A R ATHER FINE A DV EN TUR E

Do as Daisy Does

OUR GR ACIOUS QUEEN OF W ISDOM I put on weight over Christmas, but if I don’t eat often I feel really faint, do you have any tips on how to drop a few pounds? Well the answer is pretty obvious… maybe you have been living in a tribe for the past few years? Or don’t watch TV, so maybe you haven’t witnessed EVERY new year advert, bar the ones that make you feel bad and you have to close your eyes, because you’re not going to donate £3 a week to a charity which

probably doesn’t exist… Basically just eat healthy. You might have to eat often, that doesn’t mean you have to tuck into a Snickers every 4 minutes does it? No. I can’t really give you any tips on eating healthy - I’m a tinned spaghetti girl myself, but apparently as my athletic sporty pals tell me ‘THAT’S REALLY BAD FOR YOU’. I’d go with buying some apples or something, or if you’re a girl, just buy some Bridget Jones knickersthey work wonders. As for like fitness and that… well go for a run?

Maybe start with a walk…brisk but bouncy. But please don’t buy those lycra leggings and go to lectures in them- it just annoys me. But do some exercise and eat some nice food. You must not Facebook about it and definitely don’t Tweet about it, because nobody cares, and it just pisses off people who like to lay in bed eating chocolate hob nobs.

PS: NEVER make eye contact whilst eating a banana.

Solutions

BLOODY GOOD! 1 4 3 5 2 7 6 8 9

5 6 8 9 4 3 1 2 7

7 9 2 1 6 8 4 3 5

2 1 7 8 3 4 5 9 6

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6 5 9 7 1 2 8 4 3

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