MAMAAn Italian mother who is loud, boisterous, and sarcastic. She has rosy cheeks and always wears her hair in a bun with a few strands that have come undone grazing her plump, round face. She has salt and pepper hair and is constantly sweating from cooking near the hot stove and oven for her family. She is 5’1 with chubby fingers, big boobs, and always wears black ballet flats with an apron over a knee length dress. Catchphrase: Constantly seen blowing stray hairs out of her face. PAPAMama’s husband who is also Italian. He works as a manager of a car dealership and enjoys driving cars that seem to contradict with his large, stubby frame. He is loud, direct, serious, and loves his wife’s cooking and business. He has a gruff voice and a big belly. He is short and stout and built similar to a bull dog. The buttons of his daily button down shirt always pulls around his midsection. He has big, bushy eyebrows and thinning black hair that is constantly seen combed over with too much hair gel. Catchphrase: Rubs his belly and burps every few minutes. VITOMama and Papa’s 24 year old son. He is known for being a momma’s boy. He is outgoing, constantly hungry, muscular, and goes home every Sunday for family dinner. He is 5’10, has dark brown hair that is gelled up in the front, clean shaven, and clean cut and spends more time getting ready than his girlfriend Julia. He also works in the car business after landing a job with the help of his Dad. He drives a black BMW sports car with red interior. He likes hair gel, New York, pasta, home cooked meals, going to the gym, clubbing, down up dress shirts in crazy colors. He dislikes quiet girls, school and sushi. Catchphrase: Always says, Aww Ma!! And C’mon!
Published on Feb 8, 2011