I ate a cicada today. I know that sounds crazy to say. But it flew in my mouth and it didnâ€™t fly out. (I havenâ€™t given up hope, though. Those little bugs can go underground for 17 years before they come back up. And I still feel a slight flutter in there.)
I ate a cicada today.
I peppered a leopard today while preparing a gourmet buffet. That spice was so hot she sneezed off her spots. (Has anybody got any good spot remover? Theyâ€™re all over the place.)
I peppered a leopard today.
I leapfrogged a warthog today. The doctor thinks I’ll be okay. I just need new britches and one or two stitches. (I was wearin’ overalls. But they didn’t all make it over.)
I leapfrogged a warthog today.