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Inside Legal Blogs [By The Judge] So how does it feel to be back at work after the holidays? Now that you’re back at your desk, facing your computer, are you trying to avoid working by daydreaming about eating leftovers? Or are you one of those lucky law school students still on winter break, sitting at home, trying to find ways to waste time? Either way, you’re making the right choice by reading this article; there’s no better way to waste time and avoid work. Okay, I take it back; there probably are better ways. However, while you’re reading this article, you can pretend you’re being responsible by keeping up with current legal events. What could be more important than that (besides eating leftovers, of course)? Read on to relish the random news of the week.
I know quite a few litigators who put a great
office, especially if those fantasies involve
you know that it was founded by William
deal of time and effort into calculating their
sex. I’m sure the prosecutor I read about
Riker (not of the USS Enterprise), a thrice-
courtroom mannerisms. They carefully
on How Appealing has now thoroughly
divorced palmist/necktie salesman who
plan how they will walk, talk, and move.
learned that lesson. This particular attorney
kept in touch with Hitler? I sure didn’t, but
Litigators waste a lot of time daydreaming
got caught in a stall in the courthouse’s
somehow, now that I do, the name Holy City
about cross-examination. (It’s sad but true.)
women’s restroom with a legal assistant. He
just doesn’t seem to fit.
Do you know where the best place to stand
was arrested for trespassing and forced to
during a cross-examination is? According to
resign. On a side note, the legal assistant
That’s all I’ve got. So now you have two
an article posted on The Illinois Trial Practice
was not arrested, as she had a “valid right”
options: you can either get to work or go
Weblog, it’s actually best to walk around during cross-examination-just in case you were wondering.
to be in the women’s restroom. Does that
back to wasting time. Considering that you
seem unfair to anyone besides me?
took the time to read this article, it’s really not so hard for me to guess which option
Some of us daydream about eating. Others Isn’t it wonderful to waste time thinking
have higher aspirations such as, say, to
about all the things you would rather be
own small towns. If you fall into the latter
doing than working? You can daydream
category, you’ll be interested to know that
about eating, sleeping, drinking…sounds
Holy City, CA, is for sale. On May It Please
great, right? Well, it is, as long as you don’t
the Court, I learned more than I ever wanted
actually start acting out your fantasies in the
to know about the history of Holy City. Did
you’re going to choose. See you next week!