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k. o o e B r u ict P ast L My

ems and Po s e r u Pict

red i r p ins


+ to 100 p u d age p Kids u n w o for Gr . ood h d l Chi m fro s e m Rhy y er urs N by

by ated r t s Illu and s. n e t od Writ Wo en ur a L


Mumb ling Bumb ling Wart hog.

An ad aptat ion o f

er’ pid S cey Win y e c ‘In


Mumbling Bumbling Warthog

hole ing r e t a he W to t n i bled Stum

Down wen t severa l drinks ,

! old c out g o th War d ol ed k c kno d n a

A n igh t s pen t on a p ark ben ch


went to the Watering Hole again!

So

to so be r

Mu mb li ng

se em ed

hi s

Wa rt ho g,

br ai n,

Bu mb li ng

up


Who

n young woma a s a w e r The s. hoe s y man o to had

A rewo rking of oe’ e sh h t in ved o li h w man d wo l o ‘The


There was

a young woman, who had too many

oney er m h l t al spen d a h She didn’t know what to do!

d an

in

e Sh

d hi

e th

r ca

me so

in

ot bo

me so

All her credit card bills,


shoes.

she and

e th

. ed h s

she hid under her bed!


Closed. s i d n u o r derg London Un

Ins pir ed

is ge d i Br on d n ‘Lo

n’ dow g n li fal

by


London underground is closed, underground is closed

, sed o l c

n Londo

s d i n u o rgr e d un

s ing k at s, s o cr gs n i k at es lur i a f nal g i S Wou ldn ’t

Su pr is ed .

Be

ve Ha

e th

s er rk o w

ne go

on

e? ik st


, oss r c s se! ing supri K a t Wha at sed, es o l r c u is l fai round g r e l d un na sig , ss cro s g kin t a ss, o r c

ne Go

on

ve Ha

, ke ri t s

e th

ne go

on

. ke ri t s

s er k r wo

gone on strike?

Wouldn’t be suprised.


Has a train

come off the track?

Has a Train

‘Improvement works’

on Bakerloo, on Bakerloo. ‘Imp rovement works’

sed. supri e b n’t Would underground is closed, London Underground is closed,

London underground is closed. Sod this. I’m going home!


Off the track, off the track.

come o ff the track? Wouldn ’t be sup rised.

on Bakerloo,

on Bakerloo

underground

is closed.


CRAS H!

. Bankers e h t o G

A reworki ng of ’ easel the w s e o G ‘Pop!


Half a trillion

Thats the way

loans given out,

the money goes,

Go

nuses in bo unds of po s d n a Thous

Thats the way the money

goes.


Millions

more

CRASH!

e th

. rs e nk Ba

es. figur e h t ith ing w l b m a G

CRASH!

Go the bankers.

in mortgages.


Dog! p o T s Up ’ t a Wh

inspir ed by

aa a B ‘Ba

ep’ She k c Bla


What’s up top dog! Have you any green?

No m an! No m an!

er eal d y o m t k bac e m so ave g I

and some to my mate ree ce.

The rest got taken off me when


I’ve gone clea n!

I was caught by the Police!


rry. e b k Blac

An ada pta tio n o f ‘ Moc kin gbi rd’


Please little princess don’t Daddies gonna bu y you a

ot ’s n y r r kbe Blac

that f i And

nna Daddies go you y u b na n o g ies d d a , D m a e scr to

l til s ou f y i And

e inu t n co

And if that

Daddies


be unhappy,

Blackber ry. gh, enou

. Ipod touch n a u o y y u b tv. g i a b

, satisfy you TV doesn’t

gonna buy you some

Jimmy Choo’s.


And after that, if you still mad, Daddies gonna buy you

gonna ddies a D , e leas sn’t p e o d g el ba t Chan a h t f And i

d An

if

at th

es ed c r Me

t n’ s i

, ol o c

. pool g n i m swim a u yo ild u b re nna s go ou’ e y i d if Dad to Boarding


a Chanel bag. es! Merced u a buy yo

ou d y n e a s onn g ies add D l, poo g min wim s ou h y t i w ted h g i del t no

School.


gger i D old G s Mis e l t Lit

Inspi red b y ffet’ ss Mu i M e l ‘Litt


Little miss

gold digger

ing launt Sat f

Along cam e

a nice ma n

Who


gne. hampa C p a r che ng he i k n i , dr igure f r e h

and. 0 Gr 0 1 than s s e ed l earn and frightened miss Gold digger away!


Myspa ce_Go d_#1.

A r ewo rki ng of

‘The Grand Old Duke of York’


Myspace_God_#1 he has three thousand friends.

tus, ok sta o b e c a is f t on h i t u o sts ab He boa

gain. ates it a d p u e h n The

His f riend s the y log in, t hey l og in ,

t, they log ou , t u o g o l y the His friends

He’s never met any of them face to face,


because he never leaves his house!


Jo e

Pa tr ic k,

Ri ch ar d

Ackno wledg ments Wo od s,

Da ph ne

Pl es sn er ,

Ch ar li e

Mo yl er

oods. nd Denise W a s d o o W n a , I Gary Martin


My Last picture book  

Lauren in the woods portfolio sample. My last picture book by Lauren Woods. Adapted nursery ryhmes, illustrated with collage and watercolour...

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