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BRIGHTON FREE | 13 â€“ 19 Feb 2018 | Issue 866
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A LITTLE FAITH Paloma Faith interview Page 5
BAD JEWS New production at New Venture Theatre REFUGEE VALENTINE Celebrating all kinds of love, with all people
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Feb 1st Adam Glasser (harmonica) Feb 8th Chris Coull (trumpet) Feb 15th Sara Oschlag (vocals) Feb 22nd Andy Drudy (guitar)
Mar 1st Mark Cherrie (steel pan) Mar 8th Roberto Manzini (sax) Mar 15th Tim Wade (trombone) Mar 22nd Sara Oschlag (vocals) Mar 29th Matt Chandler (guitar)
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Right here, right now
here's a stack of good books by my bed, waiting to be read. I know they're good because they've been recommended. I've even read the backs of all of them and thought I can't wait to get stuck into that! And like a stack of Easter chocolate they present themselves as such a treat I don't know where to start, and a pleasure starts to morph into a list of which goes first and what time will I baggsy to devote myself to it. Something to be savoured, anticipated, and so I begin to hoard anticipation. I have good films stored up in my mind to be watched for the first time, just when I will appreciate them most. I even have a pair of brand new brushed cotton pyjama bottoms in their plastic bag in the back of my wardrobe, saved for just such a time as when I really need newness and comfy softness against my skin. I am the queen of anticipated gratification. Which was why I was surprised when, upon taking the Gatwick Express back from a weekend in London, I had a really delicious urge to get oﬀ the train at the airport and just pick a random destination for a few days away. I even had my passport very handy – as it was the ID I'd brought to prove I was me when I picked up the theatre tickets earlier. (Booked months earlier so as to be anticipated). I didn't fly. But I am looking at my stack of books in a new light. Perhaps they should be put away, save for the one I'm reading. That airport twinge reminded me it might be lovely to have lots of treats planned out ahead, but there is also something to be said for the unfettered impulse. Who knows I might just end up in Casablanca next weekend. On a whim's pursuit of a piano bar. At the very least, I'll definitely have a clearer bedside table.
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ake is somewhat of a dark area in the knowledge of the western drinker and most people just know it as that rice wine from Japan. The funny thing is it’s not a wine, it’s not called sake and it’s not even made from RICE ok it is actually made from rice, but the rest is true. First things first, in Japan, sake means all alcoholic beverages (think of the way we use the term booze) so the real name for sake is nihonshu. In its simplest form nihonshu is a fermented grain drink made form rice, so unlike the popular opinion that it is more akin to wine, it is really more like beer. In fact, there are a lot of producers that are using rice to make more traditional beers and if you can buy Asahi Black I strongly suggest you give it a try to see how rice changes the flavour of a dark beer. The main reason that nihonshu diﬀers from traditional beers in flavour and strength is that where we use yeast to ferment, Sake uses a mould called Koji. I understand that sounds gross, but yeast is literally a fungus so let’s not get on our high horses too quickly. So why should you try this exotic tipple? Well it has a surprising amount of advantages over our western alternatives. For a start, it is much lower in acidity which causes reflux and is also lower in histamines for those who aren’t a fan of wine headaches and let’s be honest who is? It also has hundreds of aroma and flavour components like wine but with the bonus of being able to be served at more temperature points than any other alcohol. I would advise being careful if warming nihonshu however, while it is heavily popularised it can sometimes ruin the flavour. Finally, I would say if you do try nihonshu (and I strongly suggest you do) the best range I have come across is produced by Akashi tai, especially the plum and yuzu variations which are great for those new to the drink. LATEST 7/HOMES
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A second venue for this brilliant Indian restaurant is now open here in Brighton. Chaula and her team breathe fresh air into the idea of Indian food with authentic recipes served in stylish surroundings. The cooking has an altogether healthier approach – but not at the cost of flavour. Thali Deals available 12pm3pm; Meal Deal £9.99. Brighton, BN1 1HT, 01273 771661, www.chaulas.co.uk
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PALOMA FAITH Paloma Faith speaks with Neill Barston about motherhood, her new album The Architect, and the forthcoming tour bringing it to her live audience
ecoming a parent is just about the biggest event in anyone’s lives, bringing with it a raft of challenges and unforeseen scenarios that potentially pose the sternest of tests. For Paloma Faith, the experience of being a new mum may have left her wondering where her next night’s sleep might ever be coming from, yet it’s brought a renewed sense of purpose and focus to her music. “I’m trying to juggle being a mother and a singer. I have no idea how I am managing, but I am somehow,” she laughs, recounting her whirlwind existence recording her fourth studio album. The singer’s latest oﬀering, The Architect, follows boldly in its predecessors’ footsteps, showcasing her distinctive powerful vocals that have earned comparisons with everyone from 60’s icons such as Etta James and Billie Holiday, through to the late Amy Winehouse. “I do feel my approach to music has changed since I’ve become a parent which does have an impact. With diﬃcult things that are happening in the world, you feel protective and want to make things comfortable for your family.” As she recalls her childhood in East London, the half Spanish artist says that she always had something of a creative streak. However, it was far from obvious that she was destined to become a singer, with her initial studies being at the Northern School of Contemporary Dance. “Growing up in Hackney, I was surrounded by lots of diﬀerent types of music from my mum, I remember listening to plenty of revolutionary music from the 60’s such as Bob Dylan, while my dad was really into jazz, which is where my interest in all that comes from. “Later, when I was studying, I got into R and B dancehall as well, and originally I wanted to be a dancer. Then I did my musical theatre, and I think that music just chose me,” she explains of her formative years. As if to underline her determination, she famously walked out on a deal for a record contract when the agent watching her refused to stop texting on his phone. Needless to say, it was very
much his loss, and the wider music industry’s gain, for Paloma then secured a major deal that set in motion her memorable debut album. To her credit, Do You Want The Truth or Something Beautiful? blazed a trail into the top 10, and proceeded to lodge in the album charts for the next 100 weeks. But how does she look back on it now? “Well, that was nearly 10 years ago, and it was what it was. But I think it is great that I’ve managed to sustain a career as unfortunately not many people get to make more than one or two albums these days,” reflects the singer on what she feels is now an oversaturated market. But as she enthuses, she is not one to rest on her laurels, and ‘likes to mix things up a bit’ which is certainly the case with her latest material.
“ I’m flattered
by comparisons to Amy ” While her towering vocal abilities have continued to garner contrasts with the late Amy Winehouse, it’s something Paloma is entirely at ease with. “I’m flattered by comparisons to Amy. It’s not something I am oﬀended by, though I am quite diﬀerent. “When she met me once, she asked if I played an instrument, but I said no, and she said that was a shame as she would really have liked someone like me in her group. “I was a massive fan of hers, and after watching the documentary about her life, I actually wrote a song for her, ‘Price of Fame’, which is on the new album. Her death was such a tragedy,” adds the vocalist with a note of sadness. “The only reason I do what I’m doing is because I love touring – as when I’m out there I am excited and feel that I’m in the right place,” adds the engaging singer, who may well have a little more to think about with a young child in tow, yet it won’t stop her from enjoying every single moment. Paloma Faith – The Architect tour, Brighton Centre, Monday 12 March 2018, Doors 6.30pm, from £39.05
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REVIEW Live at Brighton Dome
New Venture Theatre presents the blistering American comedy Bad Jews by Joshua Harman
recently saw again that hit Broadway musical Spamalot, penned by Monty Python”s Eric Idle, and was reminded that after the initial productions the lyrics of one particular number were changed or sanitised to protect innocent provincial audiences. The line “You won’t get far on Broadway if you haven’t any Jews” was changed, Jews altered to stars. A lyric now without any bite and frankly a change that was to some extent theatrical ethnic cleansing. Taking it away was denying the huge impact of the Jewish people on the quality of theatre and in particular American theatre and comedy. I saw it as being a line in praise of a great creative force and certainly not one used in any derogatory sense. A few years ago I was lucky enough to see the hilarious comedy Bad Jews when it came from the USA. I loved every minute of it, every jibe and slur and really loved its rampant “Jewishness”!
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This is a supercharged comedy, ferocious, jaw dropping, thoughtful – and still immensely funny – all at the same time. From a small “oﬀ Broadway” launch it has rapidly rolled out into hundreds of productions around the world.
uphold faith and tradition. But the big battle, one so many of us will recognise, is about which of them will inherit a symbolic item of jewellery left by their grandfather. It’s a play which shocks, surprises and delights in equal measure. The more outrageously the characters start to behave, the more the comedy builds up.
“ The more outrageously the
characters start to behave, the more the comedy builds up ”
It is the story of three young members of a New York Jewish family, plus girlfriend, reluctantly forced to share a bedsit apartment for the night, after the funeral of a beloved grandfather. And as the saying goes, there’s nothing like a death in the family to bring out the worst in people. Arguments flare up over who has the moral high ground, whether that’s about being a good family member or a bad one – or a “good Jew” or a “bad” one who doesn’t
Directed by Bob Ryder, Bad Jews promises to be a huge hit for the ever adventurous New Venture team and the production is being performed in their newly refurbished Theatre Upstairs, accessed by a flight of stairs. Expect bad language, racial stereotyping and plenty of laughs as this cleverly constructed comedy descends into hysterical family trauma. 1624 March, £8/7, www.newventure.org.uk 01273 746118
righton has a new large scale comedy night, and if this debut outing is anything to go by it could be set to become a muchloved institution. Compered with exquisite skill and eﬀortless charm by the comedian’s comedian Daniel Kitson, the evening delivered a blockbuster bill of Tim Key (brilliantly unsettling and strangle comforting in equal hilarious measure), Nish Kumar (the laughs almost make Brexit worthwhile) and Kiri PritchardMcClean (superbly living up to her rising star tag) in a relaxed setting, free from all the pomp and grandeur of it’s televised Apollo namesake. Brighton Dome, 3 February 2018 ★★★★★ Adam Lindsay
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B R I G H TO N L I G H T S W H AT TO D O I N T H E C I T Y
MUSIC, ENTERTAINMENT & COMEDY WITH VICTORIA NANGLE
EXMansun frontman Paul .Draper marks the recent release of his solo debut Spooky Action with a brand new tour kicking oﬀ in Brighton. Paul will play two sets: first, tracks from his acclaimed solo debut and the two EPs that preceded it. After a short break, he will play Mansun’s classic debut Attack Of The Grey Lantern in its entirety for the twentyfirst anniversary of its release. The Haunt, Monday 19 February, 7pm, £17.50
Marking the 40th .anniversary of Paul Weller’s first album with The Jam, the Modfather himself comes to town. With support from The Strypes.
With all the conflict, turmoil, arguments .and petty annoyances in the world, Lucy Porter’s new show title contains some darn fine advice: Choose Your Battles. Porter uses personal experience to try and help decipher which causes are worth fighting for and which you might really be better oﬀ letting go. A veteran of the tellybox and radio circuit, as well as a comedic voice of experience with many acclaimed solo shows under her belt, Porter’s is a voice worth listening to while you avoid arguing this Valentine’s night. Komedia, Wednesday 14 February, 8pm, £14/12
Awardwinning comedian Samantha Baines .(The Crown, Sunny D, BBC Radio 4) brings her critically acclaimed and complete sellout Edinburgh 2017 show to Brighton. This year she’s exploring the lost women of science – some of whom you might be already familiar with if you caught her on the radio, or on BBC Radio’s Comedy Of The Week podcast. Expect facts, puns and an ear trumpet attached to a whiskey bottle. It’s science meets funny.
Komedia, Tuesday 13 February, 8pm, £12/10
Brighton Centre, Saturday 17 February, 6.30pm, up to £47.40
Headlined by Yamaya .(Afrobeat Funk Fusion) and Alaa (Oud and vocals from Syria), Refugee Valentine is organized by Brighton Migrant Solidarity (BMS) and Thousand For Thousand. West African chefs will cook a celebratory feast, taking love beyond monogamous pairings to begin rebuilding a community that celebrates diﬀerence. The Rose Hill Tavern, Wednesday 14 February, 6pm, up to £16.76
Mystery at Frankenstein .Castle marks the return of the interactive puzzle room with brand new puzzles. Solve the puzzles and conduct experiments in Frankenstein’s lab to help Igor bring the Creature to life! Afternoon performances are suitable for 12+, evenings are strictly 18+. Sweet Dukebox, Tuesday 13 Thursday 15 February; 2pm, 3.30pm, 5pm, 7.30pm, 9pm; £10/8.75
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MOVIES ON LATEST TV All day & late night
Tuesday 13 February
Friday 16 February
6.00am Cover Girl Killer 1959. Crime. Someone is murdering cover girl models, leaving them in the same pose and place as featured in 'Wow' magazine. Stars: Harry H. Corbett, Felicity Young.
6.00am Man In The Mirror 1936. Drama with Edward Everett-Horton & Alastair Sim. A timid businessman, while looking into his mirror, is confronted by his alter ego.
7.50 Gorgo 1961. Sci-Fi. An undersea earthquake causes some sea-monsters to surface. Gorgo is captured and is taken to be displayed in London, but Gorgo's mother is looking for her baby. Starring Bill Travers. 10.35 The Broken Horseshoe 1953. Crime drama. A hit and run victim is operated on by Dr. Fenton (Robert Beatty), the victim is later murdered and the doctor is involved. Starring Elizabeth Sellars. 12.10pm For the Love of Ada 1972. Comedy. Stars Irene Handl, Wilfred Pickles, Barbara Mitchell & Jack Smethurst. Based on the hit Thames sitcom, it follows the lateflowering romance between two young-at-heart pensioners. 4.20 The Square Ring FILM OF THE DAY 1953. Drama. Director: Basil Dearden. Stars Jack Warner, Robert Beatty, Bill Owen, Maxwell Reed & Joan Collins. Follow the lives of five boxers and their reasons for getting to where they are now. 12.00am Capone Investment 1974. Thriller. Stars Glyn Owen, Peter Sallis, Isobel Black & John Thaw. A brutal murder triggers an investigation revealing that $4m of gangster Al Capone's gains may be located in 1970s England.
Wednesday 14 February
08.05 Thunder Rock 1942. Supernatural drama starring Michael Redgrave, Barbara Mullen & James Mason. One of The Boulting Brothers' finest, a disillusioned writer becomes a lighthouse keeper living in solitude. 11.10 Assignment Redhead 1956. Drama. Starring Hollywood's Richard Denning as the secret agent, Carole Mathews as the luscious nightclub vocalist and Ronald Adam as the chameleon-like criminal. A story of money and crime. 12.45pm Dangerous Cargo 1954. Drama directed by John Harlow. Tim (Jack Watling) is tricked by a wartime friend (Terence Alexander) into revealing details of a gold shipment. FILM OF THE DAY 4.00 Pygmalion 1938. Drama. Directed by Anthony Asquith. Starring Leslie Howard & Wendy Hiller. Higgins, an expert in the study of phonetics, bets that he can turn Eliza, a 'worthless guttersnipe', into a duchess. 10.20 The Boston Strangler 1968. Drama. Director: Richard Fleischer. Stars Tony Curtis, Henry Fonda, George Kennedy & Sally Kellerman. When a string of women in Boston start turning up dead, the police launch an investigation.
6.00am Rogue's Yarn 1956. Crime drama directed by Vernon Sewell. A husband plots to kill his rich wife. Does he have the perfect alibi? Starring Derek Bond and Hugh Latimer.
Sunday 18 February 6.00am Mrs. Pym of Scotland Yard 1939. Detective Drama. Directed by Fred Elles. Starring Mary Clare, Edward Lexy & Nigel Patrick. A woman detective sets about solving the murder of people who have all frequented the same medium. 7.45 Treasure Island 1972. Adventure. Directors: John Hough, Andrea Bianchi & Antonio Margheriti. Stars Orson Welles, Lionel Stander & Kim Burfield. Young Jim Hawkins has a map to a pirate's buried treasure. 9.35 Tit for Tat FILM OF THE DAY 1935. Comedy. Director: Charley Rogers. Stars Stan Laurel, Oliver Hardy, Mae Busch & Charlie Hall. Stan & Ollie set up an electrical repair store when they encounter a couple of old acquaintances. 12.00pm A Nightingale Sang In Berkeley Sq 1979. Drama. Released from prison, Pinky (Richard Jordan) vows to go straight, but after taking a maintenance job, he attracts a lot of attention. Starring David Niven.
8.00 The Scamp 1957. Crime drama directed by Wolf Rilla and starring Richard Attenborough, Dorothy Alison, Colin Petersen. Todd Dawson is a ten year old waif with a drunken scallywag for a father. 10.45 Park Plaza 605 1953. Crime drama directed by Bernard Knowles. A private detective solves a murder, which he was accused of. Starring Tom Conway, Eva Bartok and Sid James.
2.25 Death Drums Along the River 1963. Adventure. Directed by Lawrence Huntington. Stars Richard Todd, Marianne Koch & Albert Lieven. Inspector Sanders is investigating a murder in an African hospital when he is led to a silver mine.
12.20pm The Holly and the Ivy 1952. Drama. A heart-warming tale of a minister and his family reunited at Christmas time recounting their trials. Directed by George More O'Ferrall. Stars Ralph Richardson & Celia Johnson.
4.05 Lost (AKA Tears For Simon) 1956. Thriller. Director: Guy Green. Stars David Farrar, David Knight & Julia Arnall. U.S. Embassy employee & his wife discover that their 18 month old baby has disappeared in London.
FILM OF THE DAY 4.00 Treasure Island 1972. Adventure. Directors: John Hough, Andrea Bianchi & Antonio Margheriti. Stars Orson Welles, Lionel Stander & Kim Burfield. Young Jim Hawkins has a map to a pirate's buried treasure.
10.00 Only Two Can Play 1962. Comedy. Director: Sidney Gilliat. Stars Peter Sellers, Mai Zetterling, Virginia Maskell & Kenneth Griffith. John spends his time daydreaming of illicit affairs with attractive women.
11.40 Night Visitor 1971. Crime horror starring Max von Sydow, Trevor Howard and Liv Ullmann. Salem escapes from an insane asylum where he was confined for being an axe-murderer. Music by Mancini.
Monday 19 February 6.00am Hangman's Wharf 1950. Thriller. Directed by Cecil H. Williamson. Stars John Witty, Genine Graham, Patience Rentoul & Gerald Nodin. A doctor is framed for murder.
Thursday 15 February 6.00am Summertime FILM OF THE DAY 1955. Drama. Jane (Katharine Hepburn) finally makes her dream trip to Venice but has no one to share the beautiful city with, until... Directed by David Lean. 8.35 Radio Cab Murder 1954. Crime drama directed by Vernon Sewell and filmed at Nettelfold. An ex-convict taxi driver poses as a crook to catch a bank robber. Starring Jimmy Hanley and Sam Kydd. 10.15 The House In Marsh Road 1960. Horror directed By Montgomery Tully and starring Patricia Dainton, Sam Kydd and Sandra Dorne. Jean is left a house and hopes it will be the fresh start they need but the house has other ideas.
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Saturday 17 February 6.00am Double Confession 1950. Drama. Starring Derek Farr, Joan Hopkins & Peter Lorre. Farr visits his ex-wife only to find her murdered. In his attempts to find the killer he meets gang boss William Hartnell.
8.00 The Passing Stranger 1954. Drama. Directed by John Arnold. Stars Diane Cilento, Lee Paterson & Duncan Lamont. Diane Cilento runs a cafĂŠ in a small English town and is swept off her feet by a mysterious passing stranger. 10.20 Be My Guest 1965. Comedy. Directed by Lance Comfort. Stars Steve Marriott, David Hemmings, Andrea Monet. Jobless Dave, ex-member of pop group 'The Smart Alecs', meets Erica, an attractive young woman seeking fame. 12.00pm Call Me Mister FILM OF THE DAY 1951. Musical. Director: Lloyd Bacon. Stars Betty Grable, Danny Thomas, Richard Boone & Dan Dailey. Former stage star, Shep, awaits discharge in post-war Tokyo when he meets his estranged love, Kay.
11.40 The Voice Of Merrill 1952. Crime Drama. Directed by John Gilling. Starring Valerie Hobson, James Robertson Justice & Sam Kydd. A dying author frames a radio narrator for killing his secretary.
7.55 The Square Ring 1953. Drama. Director: Basil Dearden. Stars Jack Warner, Robert Beatty, Bill Owen, Maxwell Reed & Joan Collins. Follow the lives of five boxers and their reasons for getting to where they are now.
4.20pm Vengeance Is Mine 1949. Drama. Director: Alan Cullimore. Stars Valentine Dyall, Anne Firth, Richard Goolden & Sam Kydd. A dying man hires an assassin to kill so he can frame his death on an enemy.
9.35 Busy Bodies 1933. Comedy. Directed by Lloyd French. Stars Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy. Stan & Ollie do battle with inanimate objects & their coworkers during a routine work day at the saw mill.
4.10 Beloved Enemy 1936. Drama. Director: H.C. Potter. Stars Merle Oberon, David Niven, Henry Stephenson & Jerome Cowan. During the Irish war of Independence, Irish rebel leader falls in love with an English aristocrat.
11.00 Chance of a Lifetime 1950. Comedy. Director: Bernard Miles. Stars Basil Radford, Bernard Miles, Kenneth More, Patrick Troughton & Hattie Jacques. The staff of an engineering firm take over after going on strike.
FILM OF THE DAY 12.00pm The Devil & Daniel Webster 1941. Drama. Starring James Craig as Jabez Stone. As a down-onhis-luck New England farmer, Stone makes a deal with the Devil to give up his soul for seven years of prosperity and good luck.
10.20 Odd Man Out 1947. Thriller. Director: Carol Reed. Stars Robert Newton, James Mason, Fay Compton & William Hartnell. Johnny McQueen, the idealist leader of an illegal organisation, has escaped from prison.
2.05 The Browning Version 1951. Drama. Directed by Anthony Asquith and starring Michael Redgrave. Crocker-Harris is a teacher at an English public school who must retire early due to ill health. 3.55 Hungry Hill 1947. Drama. Directed by Brian Desmond Hurst. Stars Margaret Lockwood, Dennis Price & Cecil Parker. Tragedy hits the wife of an Irish heir to a 19th-century family feud that has lasted for 50 years.
11.35 100 Rifles 1969. War. Director: Tom Gries. Stars Raquel Welch, Burt Reynolds, Fernando Lamas & Jim Brown. In 1912 Sonora, Mexico, revolutionary arms his people but finds himself hunted by a US lawman.
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TV LISTINGS Trauma ITV1, 9pm The second in a three-part thriller starring Adrian Lester and John Simm. The pressure mounts on Jon when Dan gets a job at the hospital. Dan pursues the truth through official means at the hospital and recruiting the police, so Jon tries to talk to Dan’s wife. Not cool – Dan will not be happy.
Joe Wicks: The Body Coach Channel 4, 8pm Social media health and fitness sensation Joe Wicks has reshaped the bodies of thousands, with short intense workouts and fast and tasty new recipes. Good chap! In this first episode of a two-parter, Joe meets four people battling with their health, diet and body confidence to see if he can help.
Tuesday 13 6.00pm Latest News 6.30 The Vote Guests from the world of politics discuss local and national issues. 7.00 Football Weekly Darren 'The Hartman' Hart looks back at the week's football with the help of his studio guests. 7.30 Football Fanatics More nostalgic football stories looking at the absolute legends of the game. 8.00 Latest News 8.30 Live From the Roadee Live music from the Roadee - a mobile recording studio. 9.00 AK Soufflé Andrew Kay introduces special guests in this LGBT-focused chat show. 9.30 Queer Say Andrew Kay's look at LGBT news and media from around the world with the help of their studio guest. 10.00 Because We Did Not Choose Documentary looking at the journey made by the labourers from North East India to the front during the first World War. 11.30 FILM: Capone Investment (1974) Thriller. Stars Glyn Owen, Peter Sallis, Isobel Black & John Thaw. A brutal murder triggers an investigation revealing that $4m of gangster Al Capone's gains may be located in 1970s England. 2.00am Latest News
6.00pm BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it's got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Matt Baker and Alex Jones. 7.30 EastEnders Max is left in pieces following Lauren's latest revelation. Kim attempts to solve her family's dire financial situation, and Donna puts her Valentine's Day scam into action. 7.57 BBC News And Regional News 8.00 Holby City Roxanna has been living at the hospital in her relentless effort to aid Oliver's recovery. The bullet is starting to leak poison into his brain and must be removed. Can she convince him to go under the knife again and risk more damage to his mind and body? Fletch's security measures inadvertently put a bike courier in a Darwin bed. Jac finds a replacement for the lost vinyl from Raf's collection and lectures Fletch on the perils of snooping on Evie's phone messages. Donna tries to find ways to extend Ric's recovery in order to delay his return to prison. 9.00 Shetland Two-part murder mystery set on the Shetland Islands. 10.00 BBC News At Ten The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents worldwide. 10.30 South East Today 11.35 TBA 12.05am Winter Olympics
6.00pm Eggheads General knowledge quiz show where a team of challengers take on arguably the greatest quiz team in Britain. 6.30 Great American Railroad Journeys Michael Portillo explores America by rail following Appleton's General Guide to the US of 1879 which is published at a key moment in American history - the turning point from 'new world' to the richest nation ever known. 7.00 Winter Olympics: Today At The Games 8.00 Back In Time For Tea The popular Back In Time strand returns, with Sara Cox and social historian Polly Russell hosting as a family of five head Back In Time For Tea. 9.00 Flatpack Empire A behind-thescenes look at IKEA, one of the world's most successful, enigmatic and recognisable global brands. 10.00 Inside No 9 A season of dark comedies by Steve Pemberton and Reece Shearsmith. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines. 11.15 Mum Subtle family sitcom seen through the eyes of Cathy, following a year in her life as she moves on from the death of her husband. 11.45 Mum Subtle family sitcom seen through the eyes of Cathy, following a year in her life as she moves on from the death of her husband. 12.15am Mum
AK SOUFFLE Andrew Kay
Show your inner sissy
recently interviewed Tony Nicholson about his biography of Larry Grayson. Grayson was an extraordinary comedian and TV game show host who was, well to be honest he was camp – the epitome of the limpwristed pouﬀ. He was not alone, British entertainment was peppered with campery – John Inman, Charles
“ If we demand respect and
acceptance and equality in society then we need to show all of those things ourselves” Hawtrey to name just two, and limpwristed, soft voiced and eﬀeminate was their stock in trade. It wasn’t perhaps the best showing for an emerging gay community but at least it was something. Strangely there still seems to be an aversion to anything that treads the delicate path of eﬀeminacy. With the ever expanding number of LGBTIQ “tribes” and what I have seen as a strong emergence of hypermasculine gay role types, are we not internally marginalising the gentler manifestations of our homosexuality? I was prompted to think about this after reading online a story about a “man of god” whose wife had requested
6.00pm ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 6.58 ITV Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Bob makes a choice. Aaron lies to Alex. Pete is concerned. 7.30 Save Money: Good Food This week sees the team visit the Puri family in Kent, who are in need of some inspiration in the kitchen. Matt attempts to broaden their standard diet with some light and bright lowcost dishes - including prawn, lemon and rocket risotto and spatchcock piri-piri chicken - to demonstrate how to experiment without breaking the bank. 8.00 What Would Your Kid Do? Jason Manford presents the series that challenges parents to correctly predict their children's behaviour. The kids think they are taking part in a variety of classroom activities and games, unaware that everything from empathy to lateral thinking and risk taking to rule breaking - is being monitored. 9.00 Trauma See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.28 ITV Weather 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.45 Girlfriends Drama series about a group of three female friends. The memories of that fateful cruise flood back to haunt Linda as she, Sue and Gail arrive in Spain to identify Micky's body. 11.45 Sunday Night At The Palladium 12.35am Jackpot247
6.00pm The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Kyle is defeated by James, and Farrah is on a mission. Sienna gets some good news about her cancer, while Joel and Cleo share a moment. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Joe Wicks: The Body Coach See highlights. 9.00 24 Hours In A&E The awardwinning series that follows patients at St George's hospital, where stories of life, love and loss unfold every day. Evadney, who's 56, walks into A&E after badly burning her arm when an aerosol exploded in a bonfire that she was standing close to. Her skin is badly blistered and seeping. Sufia, who's five, is rushed to St George's by ambulance with head and scalp injuries after she was dragged under a car while she was on her way to school. 10.00 The Sex Robots Are Coming The Sex Robots Are Coming follows an attempt to create one of the world's first fully functioning sex robots: a sex doll that looks, moves and talks like no sex doll that's gone before. Successfully combining AI technologies in a mass-produced robot capable of intimacy and sex has never been done before, and the race is on to be the first company to market. 11.05 Before We Die Swedish drama series. 12.20am My Millionaire Migrant Boss Victoria Nangle
that they were served in a restaurant by a waiter who was, in her words, “less flamboyant”. I ask you, was she for real? I like flamboyant, I love it in fact, but when the word is used to disgracefully mean queer it makes my hackles rise. I’m flamboyant in the way I dress, I’m not the butchest boy in the band and I never have been. I could never pull of that ‘clone’ look back in the day, I don’t do leather, or rubber either. I went to Pride with friends one year and someone suggested that I try on a rubber kilt. I laughed and pointed out that a man of my size in a rubber kilt would look like a hovercraft! The point I am trying to make here is that the way we walk, the way we talk and the way we dress is the expression of the real you, the person that you are – and as such deserves respect. Respect from the world at large but also from within our own community. If we demand respect and acceptance and equality in society then we need to show all of those things ourselves. It’s time to stop marginalising ourselves, time to embrace your inner sissy if that is who you are and brush your bushy bear beards if that is what you are, rub down your rubber, buﬀ up your leather, squeeze into your denim and simply be anything you choose to be. And apologies for not naming the lesbian stereotypes, let me just say that I love them all, but perhaps not the derogatory names attached to them. As Tom Robinson says – “Sing if you’re glad to be gay, sing if your happy that way,” and he wasn’t prescribing how you do it!
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TV LISTINGS Married At First Sight Thursday, Channel 4, 9pm You trust science to tell you that the Earth is round, that monkeys are your cousins, and not to eat smelly eggs, but would you trust it with the rest of your love life? That’s what these new couples do, believing in an algorithm and agreeing to marry someone they have never met. Ooh!
The £1 Houses: Britain’s Cheapest Street Wednesday, Channel 4, 9pm A price considered a myth in the South, in Liverpool the City Council are actually selling off derelict houses for the princely sum of £1. But there’s a catch – the owners must turn them into working homes within a year.
Wednesday 14 6.00pm Latest News 6.30 Democracy Now! 7.00 Football Heroes A chance to relive the careers of some of the biggest icons of football from the last 15 years. 7.30 Football Heroes A chance to relive the careers of some of the biggest icons of football from the last 15 years. 8.00 Latest News 8.30 Democracy Now! Politics and discussion from the USA. 9.00 The Rosies The Rosies interview Ilona Shariga, CEO of Ms Pomelo to discuss bra sizing and how it can affect your health. 9.30 Queer Say Andrew Kay's look at LGBT news and media from around the world with the help of their studio guest. 10.00 Under The Radar Paul and Jeff host a post-punk special. 10.30 Under The Radar Paul and Jeff look at who sampled whom. 11.00 Under The Radar Paul and Jeff introduce music. 11.30 The Call 11.40 FILM: Night Visitor (1971) Crime horror. 1.40am FILM: HalfHuman (1958)
6.00pm BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it's got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. 7.57 BBC News And Regional News 8.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming A look at the work of high court enforcement officers, also known as sheriffs, as they strive to retrieve cash for members of the public who are owed money. Sheriffs Lawrence and Kev are on the hunt at a stables for the manager who owes money. 9.00 Earth's Natural Wonders: Living On The Edge Across our planet there are a handful of places that just take your breath away: Everest, The Grand Canyon, Victoria Falls, The Amazon. We call them Natural Wonders. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 A Question Of Sport Sue Barker hosts the lighthearted sports quiz. 11.15 TBA 12.05am Winter Olympics
6.00pm Eggheads General knowledge quiz show where a team of challengers take on arguably the greatest quiz team in Britain. 6.30 Great American Railroad Journeys Michael Portillo explores America by rail following Appleton's General Guide to the US of 1879 which is published at a key moment in American history. 7.00 Winter Olympics: Today At The Games 8.00 Tom Kerridge's Lose Weight For Good 8.30 Trust Me, I'm A Doctor Going behind the headlines to answer topical medical and health questions. 9.00 Generation Gifted 10.00 Mock The Week Comedy show combining elements of panel show, stand-up and improvised games with two teams of comedians taking a satirical swipe at the news and world events. 10.30 Newsnight Indepth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines. 11.15 Flatpack Empire 12.15am House Of Saud: A Family At War
6.00pm ITV News Meridian 6.25 Party Political Broadcast By The Labour Party 6.30 ITV Evening News 6.58 ITV Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Robert makes amends. 7.30 Coronation Street Summer feels the strain of caring for Billy. 8.00 Britain's Brightest Family Anne Hegerty hosts the quiz show. 8.30 Coronation Street Eva and Eileen are shocked by the state of Billy. 9.00 Trauma Three-part thriller about two fathers whose very different lives collide and intertwine. In a thrilling and emotionally explosive finale, Dan, believing he has failed his son, goes to extremes to get Jon to tell him what really happened when Alex died. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.28 ITV Weather 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.45 UEFA Champions League Highlights 11.45 Car Crash Britain: Caught On Camera 12.35am Jackpot247
6.00pm The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Cleo is very angry when Sienna tricks her. Maxine is insulted by Adam's gesture, 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Kirstie And Phil's Love It Or List It Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer visit the PayneDurkins, on the rural outskirts of Leeds. 9.00 The £1 Houses: Britain’s Cheapest Street See highlights. 10.00 Damned The fearless topical comedy from Jo Brand, Morwenna Banks and Will Smith returns for a second series set at Elm Heath Social Services where much has changed - but quite a lot hasn't. 10.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Another chance to see Friday's episode. 11.35 24 Hours in A&E The award-winning series that follows patients at St George's hospital, where stories of life, love and loss unfold every day. 12.05am PokerStars Championship Cash Challenge
5.45pm And They're Off... For Sport Relief 6.25 Pointless Celebrities Celebrity edition of the quiz in which contestants try to score as few points as possible by plumbing the depths of their general knowledge to come up with the answers no-one else can think of. Presented by Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman. 7.15 All Together Now Rob Beckett hosts as hopeful performers try their best to get ‘The 100’, headed by Gery Horner, on their feet and joining in with their song. Warms your cockles. 8.20 Casualty Hospital drama. 9.10 Troy: Fall Of A City See highlights. 10.10 BBC News The latest national and international news. 10.30 MOTD: FA Cup Fifth Round Highlights Highlights from the day's games in the FA Cup fifth round. 11.30 Live At The Apollo Series of cutting-edge stand-up comedy recorded at the Hammersmith Apollo. 12.15am Winter Olympics
6.00pm Latest News 6.30 The Vote The People's Republic of Brighton and Hove Takeover. An isle of sanity in a sea of blue. 7.00 TerraPura NonLeague Show All the latest non-league football news and action from the region. 8.00 Latest News 8.30 Digital Nation The best of Local TV from across the UK. 9.00 Miss Jason's House Party An entertaining game show hosted by the talented Miss Jason where the star-studded panellists, studio audience and TV viewers have to guess a well-known celebrity’s home from a set of video clues. 10.00 Homeless By The Sea Documentary talking to homeless people in Brighton and Hove. 11.00 FILM: Chance of a Lifetime (1950) Comedy. Stars Basil Radford, Bernard Miles, Kenneth More. The staff of an engineering firm take over after going on strike. 12.50am FILM: Home and Away (1956)
6.00pm BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it's got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Matt Baker and Alex Jones. 7.30 EastEnders Max is given a stern warning, leaving him feeling hopeless. Kim gives Vincent an ultimatum and Whitney is left confused by her feelings. 7.57 BBC News And Regional News 8.00 Animals With Cameras 9.00 Death In Paradise Detective drama series. 10.00 BBC News At Ten The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents worldwide. 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Question Time Topical debate with a panel of prominent public figures and an invited audience, chaired by David Dimbleby. 11.45 TBA 12.15am Winter Olympics
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Saturday 17 6.00pm Latest News 6.30 DJ Box Get to know the world of DJing and dance music. 7.00 Football Heroes A chance to relive the careers of some of the biggest icons of football from the last 15 years. 7.30 Football Heroes A chance to relive the careers of some of the biggest icons of football from the last 15 years. 8.00 Latest News 8.30 Adrenalize Highpowered thrills and spills from the world of extreme sports. 9.00 Queer Say Andrew Kay's look at LGBT news and media from around the world with the help of their studio guest. 9.30 Queer Say Andrew Kay's look at LGBT news and media from around the world with the help of their studio guest. 10.00 DJ Box Get to know the world of DJing and dance music. 10.30 DJ Box Sessions Get to know the world of DJing and dance music. 11.30 Guy Lloyd's 2Minute Telly Show 11.35 100 Rifles (1969) War. Director: Tom Gries. 1.45am The Arun Valley Postcard Trail
First Dates: Valentine’s Special Friday, Channel 4, 9pm It’s a Valentine’s Day special and everybody wants to believe that this’ll be the story they’ll be telling future grandkids about how they met. Melting everybody’s hearts is Issac, who is getting his life back on track after being homeless for three years. He’s saved his pennies for his first ever date in a restaurant. Love.
6.00pm Hugh's Wild West Hugh's journey takes him across Dartmoor from the granite peaks to the sea. 7.00 Winter Olympics: Today At The Games Clare Balding presents highlights from the 2018 Winter Olympics in South Korea. 8.00 David Attenborough's Natural Curiosities Animal Frankensteins. Sir David Attenborough examines the mysteries behind some of nature's most fascinating creatures and plants. 8.30 Dad's Army Time on My Hands. Classic wartime sitcom. 9.00 QI XL Sandi Toksvig hosts the hilarious, mind-expanding quiz in which the aim is to be interesting. 9.45 Imagine... Mel Brooks: Unwrapped 11.00 FILM: Young Frankenstein (1974) Starring Gene Wilder, Peter Boyle, Marty Feldman, Cloris Leachman. Parody of the 1930s Frankenstein films. Doctor Frankenstein's grandson inherits his creepy old Transylvanian estate. 12.45am FILM: The Producers (2005)
6.00pm ITV News 6.15 ITV News Meridian 6.30 Take Me Out Paddy McGuinness presents the dating show where he tries to find 30 single girls a date and hopefully in the process the man of their dreams. But can our single boys do enough to turn them on and win. 8.00 The Voice UK The Blind Auditions conclude as the contestants sing for their chance to win one of the remaining places on the coaches' teams. 9.30 Through The Keyhole Keith Lemon's panel for this edition of the rebelliously revelationary programme are comedian Paddy McGuinness, soap star Catherine Tyldesley, and football legend Chris Kamara. 10.30 ITV News 10.45 FILM: Lethal Weapon 3 (1992) Starring Mel Gibson, Danny Glover, Joe Pesci, Rene Russo, Stuart Wilson and Darlene Love. Third in the actionpacked series following two mismatched Los Angeles cops. 12.45am Jackpot247
5.35pm The Supervet Documentary series following vet Noel Fitzpatrick. 6.30 Channel 4 News 7.00 Great Canal Journeys Travel series with Timothy West and Prunella Scales. 8.00 Britain At Low Tide In East Sussex Tori explores the wreck of a ship that went down in the 1740s complete with its cargo, and uncorks a bottle found on board, still full of 18th-century red wine. 9.00 FILM: Ted 2 (2015) Mark Wahlberg, Amanda Seyfried and Jessica Barth star in an irreverent and vulgar comedy sequel from writer-director-producer Seth MacFarlane. The film opens with Ted (voiced by MacFarlane), the pot-smoking, foulmouthed sex-obsessed teddy bear that came to life, marrying his human girlfriend Tami-Lynn (Barth). Unfortunately, a year later, Ted and TamiLynn's marriage is faltering. 11.15 FILM: Dracula Untold (2014) Vampire horror starring Luke Evans, Sarah Gadon and Dominic Cooper. 1.25am The Last Leg
6.00pm Latest News 6.30 Family, Faith And Fun Sarah Hopwood presents show looking at a different emotion every week and how it relates to family life, the Christian faith, and a sense of fun. 7.00 Rugby AM Alex Simmons hosts a Rugby League Chat Show. 8.00 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates. 8.30 Brighton Album Chart Show Probably the coolest music video chart on telly. 9.00 Miss Jason's House Party An entertaining game show hosted by the talented Miss Jason where the star-studded panellists, studio audience and TV viewers have to guess a well-known celebrity’s home from a set of video clues. 10.00 FILM: Only Two Can Play (1962) Comedy. Stars Peter Sellers, Mai Zetterling, Virginia Maskell & Kenneth Griffith. John spends his time daydreaming of illicit affairs with attractive women. 12.10am FILM: Hoffman (1970)
6.05pm BBC News The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team. 6.20 South East Today 6.30 Countryfile The people and the stories at the heart of the British countryside. 7.30 Hold The Sunset For Edith (Alison Steadman), life is pretty good. She's been a widow for some years now, but her children live locally and drop by regularly, and she enjoys daily visits from Phil (John Cleese), an old boyfriend who now lives across the road. 8.00 Call The Midwife Drama based on the memoirs of Jennifer Worth about midwifery and family life in London's East End during the 1950s. 9.00 British Academy Film Awards 2018 11.00 BBC News The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents worldwide. 11.20 South East Today 11.30 TBA 12.00am Winter Olympics
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Homeland Sunday, Channel 4, 9pm As the seventh series starts wherever Carrie and Saul are doesn’t seem any safer than it did before. Which isn’t surprising considering that Saul and the 200 other federal employees detained after the assassination attempt on the president are still in prison.
Troy: Fall Of A City Saturday, BBC1, 9.10pm As the falling of cities go, Troy’s descent was a biggie. David Farr’s (The Night Manager) eight-part retelling of the epic clash is told from the perspective of the Trojan family at the heart of the siege, starting with Paris who meets the gods, falls in love, and then everything goes Pete Tong.
The Mash Report Sunday, BBC2, 10pm Another chance to catch Thursday’s political and social satire from Nish Kumar, Rachel Parris and the rest of the correspondents. You’ve more than likely already seen an extract clip on social media (about feminism quite possibly), so watch the rest too here.
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6.00pm Eggheads Quiz. 6.30 Great American Railroad Journeys Michael Portillo explores America by rail following Appleton's General Guide to the US of 1879 which is published at a key moment in American history. 7.00 Winter Olympics: Today At The Games 8.00 Sea Cities Series meeting the people who live and work around Britain's port cities. 9.00 Generation Gifted In this second episode we meet three bright 13 year-old boys on the cusp of adulthood and facing many uncertainties. 10.00 The Mash Report Satirical comedy from Nish Kumar and company. 10.30 Newsnight Indepth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines. 11.15 Dragons' Den Series presented by Evan Davis, in which budding entrepreneurs get three minutes to pitch their business ideas to five multimillionaires. 12.15am Sign Zone TBA
6.00pm ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Tracy is concerned. Aaron faces a decision. Sandy has a decision to make. 7.30 Plastic: Can You Live Without It? Tonight Plastic waste is polluting the oceans - and there are concerns it is now even in the food chain. Helen Skelton investigates. 8.00 Emmerdale Cain is on edge. Tracy is sheepish. Robert is hopeful. 8.30 The Cruise: Return To The Mediterranean Series which follows the staff and passengers on board one of the world's largest luxury cruise ships, the Royal Princess. 9.00 Children Who Kill 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.45 UEFA Europa League Highlights Mark Pougatch is joined in the studio by Glenn Hoddle and Kevin Campbell for highlights of the first leg matches of the Europa League knockout stage. 12.35am Jackpot247
6.00pm The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 George Clarke's Amazing Spaces Architect On the sunny coast of Cornwall, world-class adaptive surfer Pegleg plans a unique extension to his VW campervan, transforming his home on wheels by building a new cabin from scratch. 9.00 Married At First Sight See highlights. 10.00 The Job Interview How does it really feel to be within touching distance of your big career break, or to narrowly miss out on your dream? Intimate and upbeat, The Job Interview returns bigger and bolder, going back inside the nervewracking interview room as an eclectic assortment of real jobseekers from across the country interview for real roles at some of Britain's biggest and best-known brands. 11.35 First Dates Hotel Will love conquor all abroad? 12.00am One Born Every Minute
6.00pm Latest News 6.30 The Vote Guests from the world of politics discuss local and national issues. 7.00 Under The Radar Paul and Jeff show videos from Babymetal, Band-Maid, Ladybaby, and Doll$Boxx. 7.30 Brighton Album Chart Show January's top 10 based on physical album sales at Brighton's cult independent record store, Resident Music. 8.00 Latest News 8.30 Live From the Roadee Live music from the Roadee - a mobile recording studio. 9.00 Tales From The Margins Extra Professor Rainer Schulze presents a series of films looking at issues affecting LGBT+ people around the world. 10.00 Deliver Us 2017. Short Horror Drama. 10.20 FILM: The Boston Strangler (1968) Drama. Stars Tony Curtis, Henry Fonda, George Kennedy & Sally Kellerman. When a string of women in Boston start turning up dead, the police launch an investigation. 12.40am FILM: The Challenge (1960)
6.00pm BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it's got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. 7.30 Would I Lie To You? Comedy panel show in which teams must sort the truth from the fiction. 7.57 BBC News And Regional News 8.00 EastEnders It's the day of Abi's funeral, but with emotions running high will everything go to plan? Whitney sees an opportunity and Tina encourages her to take a chance. 8.30 Room 101 This fastmoving game show meets talk show sees Frank Skinner refereeing three celebrities each week as they compete to banish their top peeve or worst nightmare to the depths of Room 101. 9.00 Requiem Psychological thriller. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton Show Graham Norton presents his chat show. 11.25 The Young Offenders 12.00am Winter Olympics
6.00pm Eggheads General knowledge quiz 6.30 Great American Railroad Journeys Michael Portillo explores America by rail following Appleton's General Guide to the US of 1879. 7.00 Winter Olympics: Today At The Games 8.00 Mastermind Four contestants are interrogated on a chosen subject, plus a general knowledge round, in the black chair, to compete for the grand title of Mastermind. 8.30 A Vicar's Life A behind-the-scenes look at the lives of country vicars. 9.00 Nigel Slater's Middle East 10.00 QI Sandi Toksvig hosts the hilarious, mind-expanding quiz in which the aim is to be interesting. 10.30 Newsnight Indepth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines. 11.05 FILM: A Most Violent Year (2014) Starring Oscar Isaac, Jessica Chastain, David Oyelowo. Thriller set in 1980s New York City. 1.00am Sign Zone TBA
6.00pm ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 6.58 ITV Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Ross faces his future. Gabby has a plan. 7.30 Coronation Street Craig is trapped at home as his compulsions escalate. 8.00 Love Your Garden Alan Titchmarsh presents the gardening show. 8.30 Coronation Street Bethany confronts Craig for standing her up. 9.00 Lethal Weapon Gold Rush. Action-packed US drama series. Riggs is reunited with childhood friends, and soon thinks they might be mixed up in the robbery-homicide case he and Murtaugh are investigating. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.28 ITV Weather 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.45 Through The Keyhole Keith Lemon rummages round three more homes belonging to mystery celebrities. 11.45 Take Me Out Paddy McGuinness continues to preside over more matchmaking. 12.45am Jackpot247
6.00pm The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Granny Campbell makes Courtney think about her ability as a mother, while Cleo tells Joel her concerns. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Jamie And Jimmy's Friday Night Feast Jamie Oliver and Jimmy Doherty welcome comedian Michael McIntyre onto the pier. Jamie teaches Michael how to cook a beautiful scallop dish. Jamie also prepares meat loaf. 9.00 First Dates: Valentine’s Special See highlights. 10.00 The Last Leg The live, joyous, topical comedy extravaganza hosted by Adam Hills, Alex Brooker and Josh Widdicombe examines the biggest and most entertaining news stories and rounds up the main talking points of the week. 11.05 Rude Tube Alex Zane presents the top 50 crazy weird, shocking weird and 'I can never unsee that' weird internet clips 12.10am FILM: Magic Mike (2012)
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6.00pm New York: America's Busiest City The final part of this three-part series, exploring what it is like to live in America's biggest and busiest city. 7.00 Winter Olympics: Today At The Games Clare Balding introduces highlights from day nine of the 2018 Winter Olympics. 8.00 Dragons' Den Peter Jones, Deborah Meaden, Touker Suleyman, Jenny Campbell and Tej Lalvani take their seats to face the latest batch of entrepreneurs. 9.00 New: Life And Death Row The Mass Execution. Documentary series about the historic number of executions scheduled in Arkansas, USA, of eight men in ten days. 10.00 The Mash Report See highlights. 10.30 Live At The Apollo Series of cutting-edge stand-up comedy recorded at the Hammersmith Apollo. 11.15 Cleverman Muya. Drama. 12.05am FILM: Guess Who's Coming To Dinner (1967)
6.00pm Dancing On Ice The remaining eight celebrities compete to become this year's Champion of the Rink. Jayne Torvill and Christopher Dean lead the judging panel, alongside expert choreographer Jason Gardiner and dance supremo, Ashley Banjo. With the help of some of the world's greatest skating professionals, the celebrities take to the ice to try and avoid the Skate-Off. Hosted by Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby. 8.00 Endeavour Passenger. Prequel series about the early days of a young Endeavour Morse, whose experiences as a detective constable with the Oxford City Police will ultimately shape his future. 10.00 ITV News 10.15 Peston On Sunday 11.15 Frustrated Britain: Caught On Camera Modern Britain leaves many people feeling frustrated and furious, but now when the anger boils over, there is often a camera to capture tantrums and meltdowns. 12.10am Car Wars
4.45pm FILM: Rio 2 (2014) Family animated adventure sequel. 6.30 Channel 4 News 7.00 Posh Pawn Documentary series looking at high-end pawnbrokers in Britain. 8.00 The First Brit: Secrets Of The 10,000 Year Old Man This documentary follows the UK's most ambitious and cutting-edge ancient DNA project to date. For the first time, a team of top scientists at the Natural History Museum and University College London have analysed the DNA of Britain's oldest complete skeleton. Known as Cheddar Man, this human male fossil was originally unearthed over 100 years ago in Gough's Cave in Cheddar Gorge, Somerset. 9.00 Homeland See highlights. 10.15 FILM: Our Kind Of Traitor (2014) Ewan McGregor, Naomie Harris and Stellan Skarsgård star in director Susanna White's thriller, based on John le Carré's 2010 novel. 12.20am The Supervet
6.00pm Latest News 6.30 The Vote Guests from the world of politics discuss local and national issues. 7.00 TerraPura NonLeague Show All the latest non-league football news and action from the region. 8.00 Latest News 8.30 Brighton Lights Jamie Walker presents a roundup of the week's must-see events in Brighton, Hove and beyond. 9.00 Tales From The Margins Extra Professor Rainer Schulze presents a series of films looking at issues affecting LGBT+ people around the world. 10.00 Guy Lloyd's 2Minute Telly Show 10.05 Guy Lloyd's 2Minute Telly Show 10.10 FILM: The Call Short film from Brightonbased filmmakers Gary Ward and Harry Peeks. 10.20 FILM: Odd Man Out (1947) Thriller. Stars Robert Newton, James Mason, Fay Compton & William Hartnell. Johnny McQueen, the idealist leader of an illegal organisation, has escaped from prison. 12.40am FILM: A Touch of Love (1969)
6.00pm BBC News At Six The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by weather. 6.30 South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South East of England. 7.00 The One Show If it's got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Matt Baker and Alex Jones. 7.30 MOTD Live Live coverage of football fixtures. 10.00 BBC News At Ten The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents worldwide. 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Have I Got Old News For You Another chance to see the comedy quiz show in which celebrity contestants are grilled on the week's news. With team captains Ian Hislop and Paul Merton. 11.15 The Graham Norton Show Graham Norton presents a chat show. 12.05am Winter Olympics
6.00pm Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Great British Railway Journeys 7.00 Winter Olympics: Today At The Games Clare Balding presents highlights of the day's action from the 2018 Winter Olympics in PyeongChang, South Korea. 8.00 Only Connect Quiz show presented by Victoria Coren Mitchell. 8.30 University Challenge Quiz series for students. 9.00 Collateral Drama. 10.00 Two Doors Down Fish Friday. Sitcom. Beth's birthday treat lunch out with the family - is hijacked by a very drunk Colin, another uninvited guest and an alarmingly intimate photograph. 10.30 Newsnight Indepth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines with Emily Maitlis. 11.15 Horizon: My Amazing Brain Horizon follows the story of Richard Gray and his remarkable recovery from a life-changing catastrophic stroke. 12.15am Odyssey
6.00pm ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 6.58 ITV Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Rural soap. 7.30 Coronation Street Cobbled happenings. 8.00 The Martin Lewis Money Show Consumer show looking at all things financial. 8.30 Coronation Street It’s still all happening on the cobbles. 9.00 Trauma Three-part thriller. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.28 ITV Weather 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.45 TBA 11.45 TBA 12.10am Jackpot247
6.00pm The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Jesse is onto Granny Campbell, while Glenn sets Esther up. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Channel 4 Dispatches Current affairs series. 8.30 Food Unwrapped Food Unwrapped reveals more surprising facts about the food on our plates. Kate Quilton challenges Matt Tebbutt to make crumpets, and finds out how they get filled with unique holes. 9.00 24 Hours In Police Custody The Bafta Award-nominated series that follows Bedfordshire Police's detective work around the clock returns for a new run. 10.00 First Dates : Valentine’s Special Fred Sirieix and the team welcome hopeful daters to the First Dates restaurant for a Valentine's special. 11.05 Married At First Sight Another chance to see the first episode of the new series of the show in which couples get married when they meet for the first time. 12.10am The £1 Houses: Britain’s Cheapest Street
A Little Faith, Paloma Faith interview.