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BRIGHTON FREE | 1 – 7 August 2017 | Issue 840

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TIME OF YOUR LIFE Dirty Dancing heads to Crawley FOOD GLORIOUS FOOD Brighton & Hove Food and Drink Festival highlights

C’EST FORMIDABLE! La Cage Aux Folles arrives at Theatre Royal Brighton Page 5

Victoria Nangle interviews Jon Ronson page 9

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How to celebrate Albion’s promotion with Latest

The uninformed and the ignorant



antasy football is a multilayered, complicated, gripping puzzle... or just a bit of fun. Firstly, it gives you reasons to enjoy football games that you might otherwise have little to no interest in. You select 11 players out of a squad of 15, aiming for those who will get the most goals, assists and clean sheets. Before FPL, I might not have watched Stoke vs West Brom, but if dear Gareth McAuley is in my team, the stakes are raised. The second stratum of enjoyment, and for me the most important, is the game of Fantasy Premier League in itself. Some might casually play with players they like and then let their team do what they will. That's fun in its own way but is highly unlikely to result in winning friends' mini­leagues. Geekier players like me use sites such as for tips on good affordable players, fixtures, form guides and more, with friendly active communities to seek advice from. FPL really is a sort of puzzle or board game, where you must decide how to get the most out of your limited 100m budget. You can't afford all the best players, so you have to prioritise better defenders, midfielders or strikers, gambling on future performances using data or your own assessments from watching games. Luck plays a part, but there is a wealth of shared knowledge and experience to help maximise your team's potential and finish as highly as possible in the world. I finished in the top 2,000 out of over 4.5 million players last season, which I'm quite proud of, and might struggle to ever beat. I will strive to better that however, and would be happy to see as many readers as possible celebrate BHAFC’s promotion by joining our league. Go to and join private league code 73035­79927 to get involved.

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here is an important distinction to make between the uninformed and the ignorant. Those who are uninformed have for whatever reason not come into contact with certain knowledge, or do not have access to it. In contrast those who are ignorant make the conscious choice to ignore certain knowledge. This distinction is more important today than ever in the world of gender and sexuality. Inspired by this new age of freedom of expression, soul searching and individual identity ideas that have previously only existed in marginalised fringe communities are coming to the forefront of society and entering the mainstream. With all change comes confusion however, so it’s my hope that I can shed a little light for those who feel they’re in the dark. Here’s a quick 101 on gender and sexuality in the 21st century: some things to help you get by in the modern world. Cisgender: You identify with the biological sex you were born with i.e you were born a man and you identify as a man Non­binary: You reject the idea that there are only two genders i.e you combine elements of the two genders, or completely reject all gender association Transgender: You identify with a biological sex different to the one you were born with i.e you were born a man but you identify as a woman Bisexual: You are attracted to both men and women Pansexual: You are attracted to personalities rather than physicality and biological sex Asexual: You do not feel sexual attraction for any people Queer: The umbrella term for any people who are not heterosexual or cisgendered, i.e all of the above I hope that was enlightening! Go out, enjoy your new words, and make the world a more inclusive place!


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The bestselling comedy with an incredible cast comes to Theatre Royal Brighton ★★★★★ ‘A heartfelt message & unforgettable score. Quite simply unmissable’ Theatre and Performance Magazine


udiences are standing and cheering, and the national critics are raving about Bill Kenwright’s spectacularly stunning and hilariously funny new production of La Cage Aux Folles, currently on its first national UK tour. La Cage Aux Folles will be coming to Theatre Royal Brighton from 15 – 26 August. Written by Harvey Fierstein and Jerry Herman, and based on the 1973 French play of the same name by Jean Poiret, La Cage aux Folles follows the story of Georges, the manager of a Saint Tropez nightclub, and his partner, Albin, a drag artiste and the club’s star attraction. They live an idyllic existence in the south of France but behind the curtains of this sparkling extravaganza, all may be about to change when Georges’ son Jean­Michel announces his engagement to the daughter of a notorious right­ wing politician determined to close down the local colourful night life. Drama and hilarity ensue when a meeting of the parents forces them to cover up their vibrant lifestyle. Will Albin be able to play the role of his life to ensure that Jean­Michel can marry his love?

“ Spectacularly stunning and

hilariously funny new production ”

The cast features West End star John Partridge whose extensive theatre credits include A Chorus Line, Cats, Starlight Express and Chicago. He is best known for playing Christian in BBC’s EastEnders. Alongside him is Broadway star Adrian Zmed, whose credits include Blood Brothers, Grease and Falsettos. On television he played Officer Vince Romano in hit series T.J. Hooker and big screen credits include Johnny in Grease 2. Joining them is West End icon, Marti Webb. She received huge critical acclaim for Tell Me On A Sunday, a show specifically written for her by Andrew Lloyd Webber and Don Black. Tue 15 – Sat 26 Aug Eves 7.45pm Wed, Thu & Sat mats 2.30pm 0844 871 7650** *Booking fees apply. Calls cost up to 7p per minute, plus your phone company’s access charge

ANDREW KAY Dines Out > Autumn Harvest



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Señor Buddha


righton & Hove Food and Drink Festival stages its annual Autumn Harvest season from Thursday 24 August to Sunday 3 September and as ever I will be on stage at the Hove Lawns event across the bank holiday weekend hosting the Live Food Show. But the festival is a far reaching gastronomic feast of events, far too many to cover here. This season sees a wide range of events, and new this year is the Sussex Gin Week, an event taking place across the city and showcasing the brilliant gins. To see the full programme and read about each event in full go to but here are the highlights.

25 Aug: Trenchmore Farm at Isaac At, 2 Gloucester Street, Brighton BN1 4EW • 7pm, Tickets £45 from Isaac At • 07765 934 740 • Book online at www.isaac­ 25 Aug: The Spice Circuit Bollywood Night supporting The Crew Club youth charity, supported by Hotel du Vin, The Dome Room, Hotel du Vin, 2­6 Ship Street, Brighton BN1 • 7pm, Tickets £40 from Butler’s Wine Cellar • www.butlers­ 28 Aug: Pascere’s Court Garden Vineyard Brunch Pascere, 8 Duke Street, Brighton BN1 1AH • 12 noon Tickets £45 inc food and wine from Pascere • 01273 917 949 • 29 Aug: Gin Makers Dinner, The Salt Room, 106 Kings Road • 6.30pm drinks for 7pm start, Tickets £75 inc all food and drink from The Salt Room • 01273 929 488 • www.saltroom­ 30 Aug: International Chef Exchange: A Taste of The Hague Etch, 216 Church Road, Brighton BN3 2DJ • 7pm start Tickets £60 from Etch • 01273 227 485 • 30 Aug: Old Albion Ginpourium, Old Albion, 110 Church Road, Hove BN3 2EB • From 6pm, 01273 772 929 • 30 Aug: Brighton Gin Club at La Cave à Fromage La Cave à Fromage • 7pm, Tickets £30 from Brighton Gin Club • 31 Aug: 64 Degrees on Safari, Murmur, 91­96 Kings Road Arches, Brighton BN1 2FN • 7pm, Tickets £40 (or £60 with wine pairings) from 2 Sept: Festival of Sussex Gins, Tickets £20 include a ‘taster card’ allowing 6­8 samples, a goodie bag and Festival of Sussex Gins tasting glass available from Brighton Gin Club • 3 Sept: Brighton Food Trail, Participating venues • 2pm ­ 5pm Tickets £20 from 3 Sept: Pike & Pine with Ridgeview: From Root to Fruit, Pike & Pine, 1D St James’s Street, Brighton BN2 1RE • 7.30pm, Tickets £125 inc food and wine available from (deposit £50 per person required for this event)

Señor Buddha is a modern tapas bar located at Preston Circus, offering an ever changing tapas menu based around Spanish and East Asian cuisine. With just 24 seats, this small tapas bar is always busy so booking is recommended. 9 Preston Road, Brighton, BN1 4QE | 01273 567832 |

Coggings & Co

Coggings & Co is all about great burgers, made with local ingredients sourced with care, prepared with skill and served with warmth. We serve the best burgers you’ve ever tasted with a delicious set of sides and puddings. 87­93 Dyke Road, Brighton, East Sussex, BN1 3JE | 01273 220220

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Chaula’s, Lewes

Drakes, Brighton

Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. There is also a wide variety of vegetarian and vegan, as well as gluten and wheat­free dishes. Buffet available 12pm–3pm, Monday to Saturday. Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707,

Chaula’s, Brighton

A second venue for this brilliant Indian restaurant is now open here in Brighton. Chaula and her team breathe fresh air into the idea of Indian food with authentic recipes served in stylish surroundings. The cooking has an altogether healthier approach – but not at the cost of flavour. Thali Deals available 12pm­3pm; Meal Deal £9.99. Brighton, BN1 1HT, 01273 771661,

The exceptional standards of the fine dining Restaurant at Drakes has earned them many accolades, including being awarded the highest score of all Brighton restaurants in the 2016 Good Food Guide for the 7th consecutive year. Classic British (with a bit of a twist) and Modern European dishes are created using only the finest, seasonal ingredients. Quote “The Latest” when booking lunch* and receive 3 courses for the price of 2. (*not Sunday – limit 6 people) The Restaurant at Drakes, 43­44 Marine Parade, Brighton, BN2 1PE 01273 696934,

Moksha Caffe, Brighton

Boho Gelato, Brighton

We are an independent, family run café and restaurant and our aim is to make our customers feel at home. So sit back, relax and enjoy great coffee and our delicious food. We believe that we are Brighton's best independent café so stop by when you need that caffeine kick or you’re feeling hungry! We promise to satisfy the biggest of appetites! Our food is locally sourced and free­range and we use organic milk. Check out our reviews on TripAdvisor. | 01273 248890 Moksha Caffe, 4­5 York Place, BN1 4GU Brighton

24 ever­changing Italian Ice Cream flavours ranging from Vanilla to Violet, Mango to Mojito and Apple to Avocado taken from an ever growing list of now over 400! Handmade on site daily at 6 Pool Valley Brighton – Off East Street near the Palace Pier and also available at their new shop in Ship Street. | 6 Pool Valley, Brighton New Shop – 31 Ship Street, Brighton | 01273 727205

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Kate Nash is celebrating 10 years since the release of her big selling debut Made Of Bricks by touring the album, including a date at Concorde 2 next week. The show's sold out but see if you can get any joy from resales if you want to hear hits such as Foundations and Mouthwash.

Concorde 2, 8 August, 7.30pm


Little Barrie's lead guitarist has worked with Primal Scream, whose mixture of melodic fuzz and slack funk clearly influenced tracks such as Eyes Were Young. The band channel soul, blues and jam band sensibilities too: perfect for a gig at the Brunswick pub.



In the run­up to the Brighton Pride weekender is this fundraiser for MindOut’s work helping local LGBTQ people who are experiencing mental health issues. They do say that laughter is the best medicine... so with that in mind this cabaret of comedy, hosted by Spice, has an incredible line­up of talent – including Zoe Lyons, Debra Jane Appleby, Joe Black, Dolly Rocket, Actually Gay Men’s Chorus, and Laura Nixon as Marilyn Monroe. Komedia, Wednesday 2 August, 7.30pm, £15/12


Award­nominated Julie Jepson hosts this established monthly Funny Girls night, collecting together the brightest and most hilarious from the up­ and­coming talent in stand­up, musical comedy, characters and improvised comedy. A marvellous start to the weekend ahead, without breaking the bank, whilst catching stars of the future. Caroline Of Brunswick, Friday 11 August, 7.30pm, £5/4

The Brunswick, 4 August, 8pm, £13



The theme of this year's Brighton Pride festival is Summer Of Love, which will include the customary colourful parade, along with a range of acts in Preston Park. Pet Shop Boys, the headliners of the Preston Park party are definitely a coup for the celebration: the much loved band have a peerless range of great electro pop hits.



What better way to kick off the Artwave season in Lewes than a visit to Fitzroy House to view the Artists United Exhibition. This annual open art show is in support of Lewes Community Football Club, and the indomitable Mark Glassman is just one of the big­hearted local creatives taking part. 45% of all sales go to support grass roots football projects. From 17­20 August, 10 High Street, Lewes.

Pride Festival, Preston Park, 5 August


Keith Christmas appeared at the first Glastonbury and performed on Bowie's first album, and although he was mostly active throughout the early ‘70s, he's been performing more in the last 10 years or so. The singer songwriter is famous for songs like When The New Man Comes To Power. The Greys, 7 August, 8.30pm, £10



Formerly a theatre set creator and furniture maker, sculptor Nic Joly is now best known for the tiny figures he creates to represent his observations on life. His latest collection of wall­mounted structures ‘Being Human’ aims to tackle the social restraints that we impose on ourselves. Best appreciated up close at Castle Fine Art in the South Lanes.


To discover 20 more things to do this week, watch Joe’s Brighton Lights show on Latest TV every Monday at 8.30pm.

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JON RONSON The journalist and writer of bestselling books – including The Men Who Stare At Goats and The Psychopath Test – spoke with Victoria Nangle about his forthcoming Psychopath Night and more Hello, and how are you today? I’m okay thank you! I feel I’ve taken on just the right amount of work. Any more and I’ll become panicky and overwhelmed, any less and I’ll feel I am a failure, have always failed, will always fail. However, I currently live in New York and am very uneasy about the political turmoil. I think Philip Roth summed it up well: “What is most terrifying is that he makes any and everything possible.” If you had a magic wand cutting through all access and permission disputes, who would be top of your interview wish list and why? Donald Trump, Sean Spicer, Kellyanne Conway, Stephen Bannon. Why: because I want to try and understand what’s going on inside their heads. We live in interesting times. How do you think future historians will speak of the current global activities? That we lost our minds for a while. We ignored the warnings from history and allowed authoritarian rule to take over. Crazy, pointless decisions were made in our name – like Trump’s immigration executive order. People were at fault from all sides. In the run up to Brexit, as well as to Trump’s election, a kind of aggressive authoritarianism swept politics and culture. Social media was partly to blame: aggressive left wing authoritarianism seemed cool on social media. It’s like we all polluted the waters and Trump emerged from them like a mutant fish. Future writers will make stage musicals about these times, like Cabaret, and audiences will be in tears. Your Psychopath Night seems very apposite for the times. Is ‘psychopath’ a catch­all these

days for people who say things we don’t agree with and refuse to agree with us? Yes. It’s an overused word. We love to declare other people insane, especially people we don’t like. Actually I don’t think Donald Trump is a psychopath and even if he is I don’t think people should be labeling him a psychopath from afar. Because who’s going to be labelled from afar next? You? A mental health activist – @_sectioned – put it well to me on Twitter the other day. He said: ‘Times of fear and chaos are when old myths, stereotypes & prejudices come out, and it's in unprecedented times that marginalized folks become more vulnerable and need all the help we can get – not to be further stigmatized & thrown under the bus by doctors.’ Good point, right?

“ Future writers will make stage musicals about these times ”

Are all psychopaths dangerous? Well I think anyone who lacks empathy is going to be malevolent in one way or another. But most proper high­scoring psychopaths aren’t violent. According to Robert Hare (inventor of the psychopath checklist) 4% of CEOs are psychopaths – as opposed to 1% of the general population. Did curiosity kill the cat – or did it just get into a box so that no one could see it and possibly go to sleep? It’s strange and sad that social media has, I think, made

people less curious. It should be the opposite. It gives us a window into lives we’d never normally get to glimpse. But instead of curiosity we frequently go for instant judgment. We surround ourselves with people who feel the same way we do. And if someone with an opposing point of view enters our bubble, we scream them out. You seem to find a humour in some of the darkest places, but with a light hand. Is it hard to mine this, or is it simply part of the way you view most of the world? It can be hard to mine. But if I tell a story that doesn’t have any humour in it, I tend to feel I’ve failed. Actually that’s not entirely true. Some of my favourite stories that I’ve written don’t have much humour: Justine Sacco from Shamed, Ruby Ridge from Them. But they’re exceptions. Usually I really want to find a kind of clash of humour and empathy and horror. Nothing breaks hearts more than a well­constructed juxtaposition between humour and horror. When I put it like that I sound like a psychopath.

Off the back of your most recent book – So You’ve Been Publicly Shamed – what is your opinion of Donald Trump’s Twitter use? We now have a President who routinely Twitter­shames his opponents, even when they’re powerless private individuals. At the end of 2015, for example, a young student named Lauren Batchelder stood up at a political forum and told Donald Trump that she didn’t think he was ‘a friend to women’. The next morning he went for her on Twitter, calling her an ‘arrogant young woman’. As a result, she was bombarded with rape threats and death threats. Somewhat ironically, Melania Trump recently told a rally in Philadelphia that as First Lady she wants to tackle social media bullying, because it has ‘gotten too mean and too rough’. What is the secret to happiness? Jesus, don’t ask me. I’m stressed out and miserable. Actually, I do know. Nine hours sleep. Jon Ronson's Psychopath Night , Brighton Dome Concert Hall, Monday 13 November 2017, 7.30pm, £21, Age 14+

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The Time of My Life: Dirty Dancing heads to Crawley


irty Dancing is perhaps the ultimate chick flick, the movie phenomenon that had few known stars and was produced by a relatively unknown Hollywood studio. It has gone on to become a record breaking international success, and possibly the cause of innumerable back injuries as over enthusiastic lovers attempt that iconic lift. But can this kind of screen to stage adaptation ever hit the right note for dedicated fans of the original? Well clearly this production can, as its history will show. The classic story of Baby and Johnny featured the hit songs 'Hungry Eyes', ‘Hey! Baby’, ‘Do You Love Me?’ and the heart stopping ‘(I’ve Had) The Time Of My Life’. It was eventually made into a stage musical that has been a storming West End Success running for two seasons and then two hit UK Tours, and now it’s back and heading to the Hawth in Crawley.

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Full of passion and romance, heart­pounding music and sensationally sexy dancing, this record­breaking all new concept of the show is directed by Federico Bellone, choreographed by Gillian Bruce with set design re­ imagined by top Italian designer Roberto Comotti. It premiered in Milan in July 2015, subsequently packing out the 15,000 seat Roman Arena in Verona, and then played a season in Rome.

“ Full of passion, romance and heart­pounding music ”

It’s the summer of 1963, and 17 year old Frances ‘Baby’ Houseman is about to learn some major lessons in life as well as a thing or two about dancing. On holiday in New York’s Catskill Mountains with

her older sister and parents, she shows little interest in the resort activities, and instead discovers her own entertainment when she stumbles across an all­night dance party at the staff quarters. Mesmerised by the raunchy dance moves and the pounding rhythms, Baby can’t wait to be part of the scene, especially when she catches sight of Johnny Castle the resort dance instructor. Her life is about to change forever as she is thrown in at the deep end as Johnny’s leading lady both on­stage and off, and two fiercely independent young spirits from different worlds come together in what will be the most challenging and triumphant summer of their lives. Dirty Dancing: The Classic Story On Stage originally opened at London’s Aldwych Theatre in 2006 with a record­ breaking advance of £15 million, making it the fastest ever selling show in West End theatre history. The production became the longest running show in the history of the Aldwych Theatre and played to over two million people during its triumphant five year run. Produced by Karl Sydow, Joye Entertainment and Paul Elliott, in association with Lionsgate and Magic Hour Productions, and written by Eleanor Bergstein, script writer of the phenomenally successful 1987 film, the production features the much­ loved characters and original dialogue from the iconic film, as well as exciting extra scenes added in. 14 – 19 August The Hawth, Crawley Tickets from The Hawth Box Office on 01293 553636 or online

REVIEW > BREMF – ROOTS – 2017 Programme Launch


his year BREMF is telling stories about the gradual and multi­faceted development of music. There’s a surprisingly rich programme including two early stage­ works: Rameau’s ‘Pygmalion’ (1748) and Monteverdi’s ‘Orfeo’ (1607), one of the very first operas; and Carissimi’s ‘Jephte’ (c.1648), the first great oratorio. Compositions by Alfonso the Wise of Spain (13th century), 18th century Indian and English music, traditional Scottish airs and much more feature in this year’s heady mix. A short recital by Improviso was warmly appreciated. This talented young ensemble is being mentored within the BREMF LIVE! scheme which is helping to launch so many promising careers.

Angel House, 25 July 2017


Andrew Connal


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TUESDAY 1 Is It Safe To Be Gay In The UK? BBC2, 9pm With homophobic hate crime on the rise, this documentary talks to those who have been attacked – and their families – as well as the police, to try and find out what it is that motivates these attacks, how to cope with them, and what Britain is doing about them in 2017.

Old People’s Home For 4 Year Olds Channel 4, 9pm It’s been bandied about before, but this is the first the experiment of four-year-olds and pensioners sharing the same timetable has been conducted within Britain whilst gathering data from the older participants. The new nursery is set up within a retirement village. Will it help? Will it be tantrums?

¸ terrestrial 6.00 Latest News 6.30 Brighton Lights Joe Fuller presents a roundup of the week's must-see events in Brighton, Hove and beyond. 7.00 British Wrestling Weekly All the latest happenings from the British Wrestling Coalition, keeping you up to date with all the high impact action from the UK's premier wrestling brand, New Generation Wrestling. 8.00 Latest News 8.30 The Music of Barry Mills Exploring the contemporary classical music of Brighton based composer Barry Mills. 9.00 AK Soufflé Andrew Kay introduces special guests in this LGBT-focused chat show. 9.30 Queer Say Andrew Kay's look at LGBT news and media from around the world with the help of his studio guest. 10.05 Liz Fraser Presents... 10.05 FILM: Double Bunk (1961) Comedy Stars Ian Carmichael, Janette Scott, Sidney James & Liz Fraser. A Newlywed couple are desperate to get back home after their houseboat runs out of fuel in France. 11.55 Glimpses: Around The World 12.00am Deliver Us 12.20 Flashbacks 12.30 The Jigs & The Reels 1.00 AK Soufflé 1.30 Queer Say 2.00 Latest News 2.30 British Wrestling Weekly 3.30 The Music of Barry Mills


6.00 BBC News At Six The latest national and international news. 6.30 South East Today 7.00 Fugitives 7.30 EastEnders Whitney shares her news with a stunned Mick. Steven is backed into a corner by Max - is his secret about to come out? One resident goes to desperate lengths. 7.57 BBC News And Regional News The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by Weather. 8.00 Holby City The Evolution of Woman. Ambitious Nina strikes a deal with a face from the past, but will she come to regret it? Party animal Morven makes a decision - can she remain professional? Sacha struggles with the new woman in his life and comes to a confusing conclusion. 9.00 In The Dark Drama series. Helen's investigation pulls her further into Manchester's criminal underworld. Meanwhile, can Theo cheat death as the gang continues to be hunted by a mystery gunman? 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 New Tricks Drama series featuring an eccentric bunch of expolicemen, brought out of retirement to investigate unsolved crimes. 11.45 Orkney: When The Boat Comes In Documentary. 12.15am Weather For The Week Ahead


6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Letterbox 7.00 Sir Gareth Edwards At 70 As Sir Gareth Edwards reaches 70, Gabby Logan invites him to reflect on his life and career with the help of a celebrity audience, celebratory performances and archive of his greatest moments. He looks back on his remarkable achievements, from Welsh Grand Slams and British and Irish Lions triumphs to his prowess in World Superstars. 8.00 Inside The Factory 9.00 Is It Safe To Be Gay In The UK? See highlights. 10.00 Detectorists Comedy series about two friends who go in search of their hearts' desire with a couple of metal detectors. After recent revelations, Lance, Andy, Becky and Sophie are all trying to come to terms with an uncertain future. In fact, only one of them is going to get a good night's sleep when Terry puts his emergency plan into action. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines. 11.15 Birds Of Paradise: The Ultimate Quest BBC security correspondent Frank Gardner and explorer Benedict Allen undertake an extraordinary journey through Papua New Guinea. 12.15am Sue Barker: Our Wimbledon

NANGLE NATTERS Victoria Nangle


6.00 ITV News Meridian All the latest news, sport and breaking stories from across the region with Fred Dinenage and Sangeeta Bhabra. Including Meridian weather. 6.30 ITV Evening News Mary Nightingale presents the latest headlines from around the world. 7.00 Emmerdale Lachlan reassures Lawrence. Laurel confides in Bob. Adam is worried about Aaron. 8.00 Midsomer Murders Written in the Stars. As darkness covers Midsomer Stanton during a total eclipse of the sun, amateur astronomer Jeremy Harper is killed by a blow to the head with a meteorite. Barnaby and Jones soon discover intrigue, sexual tension and academic rivalry are rife among the star-seeking community. 10.00 ITV News At Ten Tom Bradby presents the latest headlines from around the world. 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 Martin Clunes: Islands Of Australia Three-part documentary series in which Martin Clunes explores Australia's many islands. Martin's first stop is Lord Howe Island, where he experiences life in a remote community and encounters several species of flora and fauna that are found nowhere else on earth. 11.40 Play To The Whistle Sportsbased panel show hosted by Holly Willoughby. 12.25am Jackpot247

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6.00 The Simpsons The Great Money Caper. Homer and Bart try street performing to raise money to get the car repaired. Featuring the guest voice of Edward Norton. 6.30 Hollyoaks Soap following the lives of young people in a fictional suburb of Chester. 7.00 Channel 4 News Including sport and weather. 8.00 Craft It Yourself Series following three presenters as they craft beautiful and affordable items for the home. The team bring a Cuban theme to an unloved dining room. Clemency Green and Robin Johnson join forces to make a woven bench, while Ant Anstead tries his hand at painting tiles. 9.00 Old People’s Home For 4 Year Olds See highlights. 10.00 First Dates Documentary series. With nine million Brits now looking for love online, this series aims to get inside the experience of what it's like to meet potential partners online, following eight new couples each week as they meet up in the First Dates restaurant. 11.05 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series following patients at St George's Hospital in south-west London. Joan, 80, has severe pain in her chest, arm and jaw. Consultant Sarah is concerned that Joan's heart is struggling and requests an urgent blood test and heart trace. 12.05am Sound And Vision Victoria Nangle


> A bit of reflective help


fter being laid up with what I’ve been assured can be called ‘Bambi legs’, as well as various other virus­type symptoms for the weekend, I ventured out from my recovery to sit on my stoop with a visiting friend and catch up on the world outside. I can’t undersell how good friends are when you’re feeling spaced out and not hugely connected to anything. I was explaining how I had ended up in bed dozing fitfully for two days straight. “You know that thing where I’ve been doing too much but I don’t realise because I’m in the middle of it and then I get ill and don’t realise until someone says – ‘have a word with yourself’? That.” My pal nodded sagely.

“ Don’t realise until someone says – ‘have a word with yourself’ ” “Good ‘someone’.” And I couldn’t help but agree how invaluable it is to have at least one ‘someone’, who will pull me aside and let me know calmly what I’m speeding past too fast to see. I try to offer that same favour in return, but it’s a tricky navigation to perform. How do you let someone know a bit of ‘helpful’ advice without it becoming bossy interference? To be honest, I tend to feel that you know yourself best, so if someone looks like their losing touch with that I might ask them a few questions.

I don’t know about you, but I don’t react too well when friends – however wellmeaning – start trying to issue ‘facts’ about me and my life while I’m in the middle of living it. Whereas someone saying to me: ‘Are you feeling okay?’, ‘You know it’s alright if you don’t get everything done today...’, and ‘Just because you want to make them cookies, it doesn’t mean you have to make them cookies for this visit....’ Well, it helps give me a bit of perspective. And I can also ignore them without getting into an argument about it – which is always a bonus. It’s quite abrupt to tell someone something about themselves. Equally annoying when you hold back and go: “Ha! I was waiting for you to work that one out!” I can’t tell you the amount of control I mustered not to knock that particular bright spark’s block off. The trick is to find a balance. “Do you think you could be...?” works just as well as “Have you ever thought of...?” And they don’t have to be embraced from the off. Just leave them there to germinate. And hopefully your pals won’t end up with stupid ‘Bambi legs’. Think I’ll have another doze.

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Who Do You Think You Are? BBC1, 9pm After hugging countless mums, grandads, and cousins of other people whilst reassuring the X Factor hopefuls’ moral supporters, it’s now time for Emma Willis to turn her attention to her own Brummie family. There’s violence and parallels and all manner of discoveries.

QTube: Costa del Pride LatestTV, 9pm A new documentary film capturing exclusive behind-thescenes footage at Gay Pride Torremolinos. With it only a few hours’ flight away, Spain’s celebrations are an exciting short hop away for those in the mood to broaden their own Pride histories.


6.00pm BBC News At Six The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by weather. 6.30 South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features 7.00 Holding Back The Years 7.57 BBC News And Regional News The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by Weather. 8.00 Watchdog Live Consumer magazine which exposes highstreet scandals, confronts cowboys and conducts special investigations. 9.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build Nick Knowles and the team issue a call to arms and recruit friends, family and local trades to help transform the homes of families across Britain. 10.00 BBC News At Ten The latest national and international news. 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Olly Alexander: Growing Up Gay 11.45 I'm Coming Out 12.15am Weather For The Week Ahead


6.00pm Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the show where every day a new team of challengers take on probably the greatest quiz team in Britain. Can the challengers triumph or will the cash prize roll over to the next show? 6.30 Letterbox 7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip Celebrities hunt for antiques across the UK. Strictly Come Dancing's Zoe Ball and Ian Waite are quickstepping their way across the south west of England in a bid to turn a profit at auction in Hampshire. 8.00 The Sweet Makers 9.00 FILM: Man Up (2015) Romantic comedy. Starring Lake Bell, Simon Pegg, Keir Charles, Phoebe WallerBridge, Robert Wilfort and Ophelia Lovibond. 10.25 Grand Tours Paul Murton takes a quick tour around the Scottish Islands. 10.30 Newsnight Indepth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines. 11.15 Is It Safe To Be Gay In The UK? 12.15am See Hear


6.00pm ITV News Meridian All the latest news, sport and breaking stories from across the region with Fred Dinenage and Sangeeta Bhabra. 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Chrissie makes a decision. Laurel is feeling disturbed. Robert is concerned about Aaron. 7.30 Coronation Street 8.00 Love Your Garden Alan Titchmarsh and the team head to Southampton to turn a featureless suburban back garden into a super-stylish contemporary outdoor space. 9.00 Long Lost Family 10.00 ITV News At Ten Tom Bradby presents the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast. 10.30 ITV News Meridian A round-up of all the latest news from across the region. 10.40 Holiday Horrors: Caught On Camera More real-life stories of holidays gone wrong. 11.40 River Monsters Pack of Teeth. 12.35am Jackpot247

Channel 4

6.00pm The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Ryan visits Ste in hospital. 7.00 Channel 4 News Including sport and weather. 8.00 Tried And Tasted: The Ultimate Shopping List Joining Michel Roux Jnr around the tasting table are Fred Sirieix, Jay Rayner, Stacie Stewart and Lucy Alexander. This time the panel check out fish pie, lager and smoked bacon. 8.30 Food Unwrapped Series exploring how our food is really made and the industry secrets behind our favourite produce. 9.00 Old People’s Home For 4 Year Olds Concluding part of the two-part documentary. 10.00 The Windsors Comedy soap opera. 10.30 Fargo US drama. The concluding episode of the series. Gloria follows the money, Nikki plays a game, and Emmit learns a lesson about progress from Varga. 11.35 999: What's Your Emergency? Documentary series. 12.35am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

6.00pm Latest News 6.30 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show 7.00 Rugby AM Alex Simmons hosts a Rugby League Chat Show. 8.00 Latest News 8.30 Digital Nation The best of Local TV from across the UK. Featuring the stories you may not normally see, whether quirky, comic or hardhitting, prepare to learn more from our local TV channels. 9.00 Out With Allan Jay Your weekly guide to what's on and where with a behind-thescenes look at LGBTfriendly venues in and around Brighton. 9.30 QTube: Costa del Pride Gay Pride Espanastyle, a special QTube look at the sights under the sun in the 2017 event. 10.00 FILM: Not Now Comrade (1976) Comedy. Stars Leslie Phillips, Roy Kinnear, Windsor Davies & June Whitfield. A Russian ballet star defects to the West. Chaos befalls those who try to help. 11.45 Glimpses: The Furniture Craftsmen 12.00am Elements





6.00pm BBC News At Six The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by weather. 6.30 South East Today 7.00 Thief Trackers Documentary series discovering what becomes of everyday possessions like bicycles and laptops when they are stolen. 7.30 EastEnders Past actions catch up with the Taylor family. Lauren confides in Whitney about what has been going on. The Mitchell family are thrown into a panic. 7.57 BBC News And Regional 8.00 Panorama 8.30 EastEnders Whitney and Mick have a heartto-heart. Can they keep their emotions under control? One resident sees a glimmer of hope. 9.00 Who Do You Think You Are? See highlights. 10.00 BBC News At Ten The latest national and international news. 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Kicked Out: From Care To Chaos 11.30 Queer Britain 12.00am Queer Britain

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Sunday 6

Saturday 5 6.00pm Latest News 6.30 Walks Around Britain Series featuring inspirational walks from around Britain. 7.00 British Wrestling Weekly All the latest happenings from the British Wrestling Coalition. 8.00 Latest News 8.30 Digital Nation The best of Local TV from across the UK. Featuring the stories you may not normally see, whether quirky, comic or hardhitting. 9.00 We Need To Talk A moving and dramatic documentary film by Jordan Tsar, exploring the LGBT Asian community in the UK, and the effect it has on people's lives. 10.00 FILM: Jigsaw (1962) Directed by Val Guest and starring Jack Warner. A woman is murdered and it's up to Detective Fellows to sift through the clues and solve the 'Jigsaw'. Great shots of Brighton in the 60s. 12.00am The Jigs & The Reels 12.30 Elements

Secret Life Of The Holiday Resort Channel 4, 8pm In a year where Britain voted to leave the EU over 10 million Brits went on holiday to Spain – two million more than the year before. This new documentary strand looks behind the scenes of the largest all-inclusive resort on the Costa del Sol, at families bonding and attacking the buffet.

Thursday 3

Wednesday 2 6.00pm Latest News 6.30 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joined by guests from the world of politics 7.00 Players Biographical insights into the biggest names in sport, whether on two wheels or on four, with a ball or racquet. 7.30 Adrenalize Highpowered thrills and spills from the world of extreme sports. 8.00 Latest News 8.30 Noise Reel Brighton's first and foremost local music entertainment show. 9.00 QTube: Costa del Pride See highlights. 9.30 Queer Say Andrew Kay's look at LGBT news and media from around the world with the help of his studio guest. 10.00 FILM: Endless Night (1972) Thriller. Directed by Sidney Gilliat. Stars Hayley Mills, Hywel Bennett & Britt Ekland. Based on an Agatha Christie novel. A couple are threatened after building their dream home on cursed land. 12.00am Tramshed Sessions




5.20pm Pointless Celebrities Celebrity edition of the quiz. Presented by Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman. 6.10 BBC News 6.20 South East Today 6.30 World Athletics Championships 2017 Gabby Logan introduces live coverage of the World Athletics Championships from the London Stadium, with reports from Ore Oduba, analysis by Michael Johnson and Steve Cram, Andrew Cotter, Brendan Foster and Steve Backley among the commentators. Athletes competing include Usain Bolt, seeking a fourth 100m world title, and British long jumper Greg Rutherford. 10.00 BBC News 10.20 FILM: Mrs Brown's Boys D'Movie (2014) Starring Brendan O'Carroll, Eilish O'Carroll. Big-screen spin-off from the popular sitcom. 11.55 FILM: I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997) Teenage horror film. 1.30am Weather For The Week Ahead


5.50pm The Sweet Makers Four modern confectioners use original recipes to recreate a Victorian sweet shop. 6.50 Proms Extra 2017 The weekly Proms magazine show. 7.30 Royal Cousins At War A House Divided. Two-part documentary looking at how Europe's royal relatives ended up at war with each other. At the outbreak of the First World War three cousins reigned over Europe's greatest powers - Tsar Nicholas II of Russia, Kaiser Wilhelm II of Germany and King George V of Britain. 8.30 Dad's Army Wartime sitcom. 9.00 Billy Connolly: Portrait Of A Lifetime See highlights. 10.00 World Athletics Championships 2017 Gabby Logan and Ore Oduba introduce highlights of the second day's action. 10.30 FILM: What We Did On Our Holiday (2014) Comedy. Starring Starring Rosamund Pike and David Tennant. 12.00am Golf: Women's British Open


6.00pm ITV News Meridian 6.05 ITV News 6.15 You've Been Framed! Bites Back! Harry Hill runs screaming from drones and selfie sticks as he narrates more accidents filmed by viewers in his typically surreal style. 7.15 Catchphrase 8.00 FILM: The Hobbit: The Battle Of The Five Armies (2014) Starring Ian McKellen, Martin Freeman, Richard Armitage, Ken Stott. Conclusion to the epic adventure series set within the realm of Middle Earth. The people of Lake-town are forced to flee from their homes following a merciless attack from the fearsome dragon Smaug. 10.35 ITV News 10.50 FILM: GoldenEye (1995) Dynamic action adventure marking Pierce Brosnan's first appearance as 007. The newly appointed M asks Bond to discover who is behind the skyjacking of an ultra-secret NATO Tiger helicopter and the destruction of a space weapons centre inside the Arctic Circle. 1.20am Jackpot247

Channel 4

6.00pm 5.35 Kirstie And Phil's Love It Or List It Property series in which Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer go head to head to persuade owners to sell their homes or give them a makeover. 6.30 Channel 4 News 7.00 Britain At Low Tide Tori Herridge and Alex Langlands explore Britain's coastal archaeology. 8.00 Paul O’Grady’s Hollywood Paul O'Grady explores a wealth of cinematic history to find out what makes movies magical. 9.00 FILM: Red (2010) Starring Bruce Willis, John Malkovich, Morgan Freeman, Helen Mirren. Action thriller. A former CIA agent reassembles his former team when he discovers that the new head of the organisation wants to have him and his old colleagues assassinated. 11.10 FILM: American Reunion (2012) Raunchy comedy reuniting Jim, Stifler and the rest of the American Pie gang. 1.15am Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA

6.00pm Latest News 6.30 Family, Faith And Fun Sarah Hopwood presents show looking at a different emotion every week and how it relates to family life, the Christian faith, and a sense of fun. 7.00 Rugby AM Alex Simmons hosts a Rugby League Chat Show. 8.00 Latest News 8.30 Brighton Album Chart Show Probably the coolest music video chart on telly. 9.00 AK Soufflé Andrew Kay introduces special guests in this LGBTfocused chat show. 9.30 Out With Allan Jay Your weekly guide to what's on and where with a behind-thescenes look at LGBTfriendly venues in and around Brighton. 10.00 FILM: Suddenly (1954) Drama. Director: Lewis Allen. Stars Frank Sinatra, Sterling Hayden & James Gleason. Three gangsters trap a family in their own house, with the intention of killing the president of the USA. 11.35 A Society Sensation 12.00am The Music of Barry Mills

5.30pm Countryfile The people and the stories at the heart of the British countryside. 6.30 World Athletics Championships 2017 Gabby Logan introduces live coverage from the London Stadium, where the heptathlon, featuring Britain's Katarina Johnson-Thompson, reaches its climax with the 800m. 9.00 Poldark Drama set in Cornwall in the 1780s, based on the novels by Winston Graham. 10.00 BBC News The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents worldwide. 10.20 South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features. 10.30 MotD: Community Shield Highlights Highlights of the Community Shield, with last season's FA Cup winners Arsenal taking on Premier League champions Chelsea at Wembley Stadium. 11.15 FILM: The Recruit (2003) Spy thriller. Starring Al Pacino, Colin Farrell and Bridget Moynahan. 1.05am Weather For The Week Ahead

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SUN 6 Diana: In Her Own Words Channel 4, 8pm Further marking the anniversary of Princess Diana’s death, this documentary features footage of her speaking candidly on a number of subjects – including her courtship with Prince Charles, her marriage and more. Plus friends and confidants.

Billy Connolly: Portrait Of A Lifetime BBC2, 9pm The Big Yin celebrates 50 years in showbusiness – and his 75th birthday – by sitting for portraits by three Scottish artists: John Byrne, Jack Vettriano and Rachel MacLean. And while he sits, of course he talks. About his life and career, from musician to icon.

Eden: Paradise Lost Channel 4, 10pm In March 2016, 23 men and women left modern life to live in a remote part of Britain. The first few months were shown last year, but as the group progressed life became harder, with two of them leaving within the first three months. Division, hunger and big questions.

Friday 4 BBC2

6.00pm Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the show where every day a new team of challengers take on probably the greatest quiz team in Britain. Can the challengers triumph or will the cash prize roll over to the next show? 6.30 Letterbox 7.00 Athletics: World Championships 8.00 10 Puppies And Us 9.00 Top Of The Lake: China Girl 10.00 The Mash Report 10.30 Newsnight Indepth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines. 11.15 Birds Of Paradise: The Ultimate Quest BBC security correspondent Frank Gardner and explorer Benedict Allen undertake an extraordinary journey through Papua New Guinea. Frank has dreamed of seeing birds of paradise since he was a young child, but his dream died in 2004 when he was shot by terrorists. A chance meeting with Benedict Allen changed all. 12.15am Horizon: Dippy And The Whale


6.00pm ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Laurel does not give up. Debbie is feeling hurt. Robert is in a giving mood. 7.30 Eat, Shop, Save In the last of the series, Ranvir Singh and the team are in Dudley where they try to help a family living off fast food and take-away meals. 8.00 Emmerdale Emma has a surprise visit. Rebecca is fearful. Sarah is furious with Debbie. 8.30 James Martin's French Adventure James's travels around France lead him to the beautiful lakeside town of Annecy. 9.00 Inside The London Fire Brigade 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 Schofield's South African Adventure A series which sees the presenter visit the Cape of Good Hope, meeting sharks and rhinos along the way. 11.10 Lion Country: Night And Day Young and Vulnerable. 12.10am Jackpot247

Channel 4

4.30pm UEFA Women's Euro 2017: Semi-Finals Live Live UEFA Women's Euro 2017 coverage from the Netherlands of the first semi-final, with a place in Sunday's final up for grabs. 7.30 UEFA Women's Euro 2017: Semi-Finals Live Live coverage from the Netherlands of the second semi-final from the Uefa Women's Euro 2017, with the final spot in Sunday's final up for grabs. 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts as Sean Lock and David O'Doherty go up against Jon Richardson and Natasia Demetriou. 11.05 Real, Fake Or Unknown How can we be sure the internet's most intriguing, shocking and extreme videos are real? Using scientific analysis and digital forensics, this series finds out how some of the web's most-watched clips were made, and why. Some clips grab headlines around the world, but that doesn't mean they're real. 12.05am One Born Every Minute

6.00pm Latest News 6.30 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joined by guests from the world of politics to discuss local and national issues. 7.00 Moments Of Truth: Sports First-hand stories from sporting events. 8.00 Latest News 8.30 The Easy Riders The Easy Riders, Danny John-Jules and Steve Keys, are back as they take on the challenge of biking from London to Brighton but... they've decided to do it the wrong way round – via Scotland! 9.00 Tales From The Margins (2014) Directed by Susan Thomson. A look at the British colonial law that criminalised Oscar Willde, still in use in Singapore today. 10.00 FILM: Salt Of The Earth (1954) Drama. Director: Herbert J. Biberman. Stars Juan Chacon, Rosaura Revueltas & Will Geer. Mexican workers at a Zinc mine call a general strike. 11.50 Wheeling Them In 12.00am Noise Reel 12.30 Brighton Album Chart Show

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6.00pm BBC News At Six The latest national and international news. 6.30 South East Today 7.00 World Athletics Championships 2017 Gabby Logan presents live coverage of the World Athletics Championships in London. Jamaican sprinter Usain Bolt begins his bid for a 12th world championship title in the 100m as the heats get under way. Several of Great Britain's medal hopes also feature, including Mo Farah, Laura Muir and Greg Rutherford. Expert analysis is provided by Michael Johnson, with commentary by Steve Cram, Paula Radcliffe, Denise Lewis, Colin Jackson, Steve Backley, and Brendan Foster. 10.00 BBC News At Ten The latest national and international news. 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Not Going Out Sitcom. 11.05 FILM: Old School (2002) Riotous campus comedy. Starring Luke Wilson, Will Ferrell, Vince Vaughn. 12.35am Weather For The Week Ahead

6.00pm Athletics: World Championships 7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip Celebrities join the Antiques Road Show for a treasure hunting trip across the UK. 8.00 Mastermind Four contestants are interrogated on a chosen subject, plus a general knowledge round, in the famous black chair, to compete for the grand title of Mastermind. 8.30 Only Connect Quiz show presented by Victoria Coren Mitchell. 9.00 Gardeners' World Gardening magazine. 10.00 Athletics: World Championships 10.30 Newsnight Indepth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines. 11.05 FILM: The Help (2011) Starring Viola Davis, Bryce Dallas Howard, Emma Stone, Octavia Spencer, Jessica Chastain and Ahna O'Reilly. Drama based on Kathryn Stockett's best-selling novel. 1.10am I Shot My Parents

6.00pm ITV News Meridian All the latest news, sport and breaking stories from across the region. 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Laurel and Emma's accusations continue. Rebecca is on edge. Pollard tries to impress. 7.30 Coronation Street 8.00 The Secret World Of Posh Pets 8.30 Coronation Street 9.00 Benidorm Sitcom set in the all-inclusive Solana resort on the Costa Brava. Pauline falls spectacularly off the wagon, to the dismay of Noreen and Geoff. Geoff tries to sort her out, but Pauline has drunkenly befriended young Jodie. 10.00 ITV News At Ten Julie Etchingham presents the latest headlines from around the world. 10.30 ITV News Meridian A round-up of all the latest news from across the region. 10.40 Inside The London Fire Brigade 11.40 Call The Cleaners Six-part series. 12.10am Jackpot247

6.00pm The Simpsons HOMR. Homer experiences a dramatic increase in intelligence when researchers remove a crayon lodged in his brain. 6.30 Hollyoaks Cindy is spooked by something she sees. Zack finds looking after Daniel a bit overwhelming and James tries to explain himself to Armstrong. 7.00 Channel 4 News Including sport and weather. 8.00 Secret Life Of The Holiday Resort See highlights. 9.00 The Last Leg Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker host the comedy show. 10.00 Naked Attraction Dating show presented by Anna Richardson in which two singletons choose a partner from a selection of six naked people, who will be revealed to them one body part at a time. 11.05 Rude Tube Face Palms and Face Plants. Alex Zane presents a Top 50 countdown of hilarious internet clips. 12.05am The Cold Light Of Day

Monday 7 BBC2

6.00pm Steve Backshall's Extreme Mountain Challenge Nature documentary. 7.00 Inside The Factory Documentary series. 8.00 Secrets Of Silicon Valley Jamie Bartlett uncovers the dark reality behind Silicon Valley's glittering promise to build a better world. 9.00 World Athletics Championships 2017 Coverage of the World Championships continues, including the women's 100m final and reaction to the conclusion of the heptathlon, in which Katarina JohnsonThompson hopes to succeed the retired Jessica Ennis-Hill as world champion. 10.30 Alfie V Homophobia: Hate In The Beautiful Game Documentary in which former Wales and Lions rugby union captain Gareth 'Alfie' Thomas takes a hard-hitting look at the open homophobia in professional football. 11.30 Golf: Women's British Open Highlights of the final round at the Women's British Open at Kingsbarns in Scotland. 12.30am Countryfile


6.00pm ITV News Meridian A round-up of all the latest news from across the region. 6.15 ITV News 6.30 The Chase Celebrity Special Special celebrity edition of the quiz show hosted by Bradley Walsh. Actor Phil Daniels, Strictly star Jeanette Manrara, Emmerdale's Isabel Hodgins and comedian Roy Hudd join forces. 7.30 FILM: Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince (2009) Sixth film in the fantasy series. Starring Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson, Helena Bonham Carter, Jim Broadbent and Robbie Coltrane. Harry and the gang confront the terrifying truth that Lord Voldemort is back and Hogwarts is in danger. 10.25 ITV News 10.40 Judge Rinder's Crime Stories Judge Robert Rinder steps out from behind the bench to examine two more real-life cases. 11.40 Take Me Out Paddy McGuinness plays matchmaker to 30 single women looking for love. 12.40am Jackpot247

Channel 4

3.00pm UEFA Women's Euro 2017: The Final Live Live coverage of the UEFA Women's Euro 2017 Final from De Grolsch Veste in Enschede, Netherlands. 6.30 Channel 4 News 7.00 The Other Prince William Documentary. The story of a starcrossed royal romance that begins in Tokyo in 1968 and ends in tragedy with the death of one of the British royal family's forgotten stars. 8.00 Diana: In Her Own Words See highlights. 9.50 FILM: The King's Speech (2010) Oscarwinning drama. Starring Colin Firth, Geoffrey Rush, Helena Bonham Carter, Guy Pearce. The story of Prince Albert, Duke of York, who employed an Australian speech therapist to help overcome his stutter so he could address the nation. Having suffered from a speech impediment as a young boy, 'Bertie' turns to the unconventional methods of Lionel Logue when his brother abdicates the throne. 11.55 FILM: The Anomaly (2014) Futuristic action thriller. 1.40am 60 Days In Jail

6.00pm Latest News 6.30 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joined by guests from the world of politics to discuss local and national issues. 7.00 Football Heroes A chance to relive the careers of some of the biggest icons of football from the last 15 years. 7.30 Football Fanatics More nostalgic football stories looking at the legends of the game. 8.00 Latest News 8.30 Brighton Lights Joe Fuller presents a roundup of the week's must-see events in Brighton, Hove and beyond. 9.00 Tales From The Margins (2010) Directed by Rozalie Kohoutova. Czech docu-drama, starring David Tiser, about the lives and experiences of Romany minorities. 10.00 FILM: Hands Of The Ripper (1971) Horror. Stars Eric Porter, Jane Merrow. Jack the Ripper's daughter seems possessed by her father's spirit 15 years after her mother's murder. 11.40 Glimpses: Charles' Elopement 12.00am Under The Radar

6.00pm BBC News At Six The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team. 6.30 South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South East of England. 7.00 The One Show If it's got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. 7.30 The Bug Grub Couple 7.57 BBC News And Regional News 8.00 EastEnders Mick is left on tenterhooks as Linda makes her return to the square. Abi continues to meddle in Lauren's relationship. 8.30 World Athletics Championships 2017 10.00 BBC News At Ten The latest national and international news. 10.30 South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South East of England. 10.45 Have I Got Old News For You Another chance to see the prizewinning comedy quiz. 11.15 Have I Got A Bit More Old News For You Classic news quiz. 12.00am Who Do You Think You Are?

6.00pm Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 World Athletics Championships 2017 Another compelling night of athletics gets underway in the London Stadium as Gabby Logan introduces the action on day four of the World Championships. 8.30 Nadiya's British Food Adventure To discover cutting-edge food, Nadiya heads to London. Her first stop is Grow Up - an indoor, urban farm in an industrial estate. 9.00 Man In An Orange Shirt Drama. 10.00 World Athletics Championships 2017 Gabby Logan and Ore Oduba are joined by special guests looking back on the night's action, with Michael Johnson providing the analysis. World champions are crowned in the women's 1500m, triple jump and hammer and men's 110m hurdles. 10.30 Newsnight Indepth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines. 11.15 Is It Safe To Be Gay In The UK? 12.15am Trouble At The RSPCA - Panorama

6.00pm ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Robert hatches a new plan. Ross feels doubtful. 7.30 Coronation Street Robert prays for news of missing Michelle. 8.00 Countrywise: Guide To Britain Ben Fogle and Liz Bonnin present a series that explores the beautiful British countryside - revealing some of its hidden gems, natural wonders and great escapes. 8.30 Coronation Street A vengeful Robert gives Rich a beating. Gary lands himself in hospital. 9.00 Car Crash Britain: Caught On Camera Footage of Britain's most shocking road accidents, jaw-dropping driving and miraculous near misses - caught on camera by people at the very centre of the action. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 Britain's Busiest Motorway Documentary series. 11.10 Sugar Free Farm Second series of the celebrity dietary experiment. 12.05am Jackpot247

6.00pm The Simpsons Worst Episode Ever. Homer loses a bet with Bart to eat a box of baking soda so reluctantly agrees to let the boys go on a shopping spree. When the comic-book seller suffers a heart attack, Bart and Milhouse take over his store. 6.30 Hollyoaks Cindy is alarmed over news of Armstrong. Dirk has a plan. Zack feels under pressure. Hunter and Neeta's day out is ruined. Luke covers for Darren. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Animal Rescue Live: Supervet Special Steve Jones, Kate Quilton and Professor Noel Fitzpatrick launch a new, week-long animal rescue show live from the Newcastle Dog & Cat Shelter. 9.00 999: What's Your Emergency? Documentary series following police and paramedics at work in Wiltshire. 10.00 Eden: Paradise Lost See highlights. 11.05 60 Days In Jail US documentary series. 12.05am Britain’s Benrfit Tenants

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