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BRIGHTON FREE | 16 – 22 May 2017 | Issue 829
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JERRY SADOWITZ INTERVIEW ‘The most oﬀensive comedian’ unleashed DINES OUT Stepping out to etch.
A WONDERFUL WONDERLAND Wendi Peters, Dave Willetts & Kerry Ellis star in an enchanting & magical musical adaptation of Lewis Carroll’s classics at the Theatre Royal Brighton Page 5
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5 A VERY IMPORTANT DATE Wonderland comes to Theatre Royal Brighton
7 JERRY SADOWITZ INTERVIEW
took a gang of people to see Swan Lake last week, although it wasn't your traditional Swan Lake by any stretch of the imagination. I really enjoyed it, as did a lot of the crowd who leapt to their feet at the end, as well as our own Andrew Kay whose thoughts you can peruse on page 14. Michael KeeganDolan’s Swan Lake was contemporary dance theatre rather than ballet, with a strange tale about a lonely man, a bad man & violence aligned with music and movement. I'll keep things vague in case you want to go yourself, but Mikel Murfi's performance firstly as a sheep, then a pastor, then a politician, then a policeman was gripping. Some more serious parts were contrasted with a euphoric ending that felt cathartic, distinctly memorable and wellearned rather than tacked on. What also interested me however was the spectrum of opinion of the gang. One person opined that it was one of the best shows she'd ever seen, others enjoyed it and found the movement fun in particular, while another didn't care for it at all, due to some of the more violent parts and its obtuseness. The music was good, although not quite to my tastes with its repetitive folk leanings. If it had featured a more electronic or classical focus then the show might have lifted from 4.5 to 5 stars for me, another personal preference which undoubtedly aﬀects the spectrum of opinion. A Festival or Fringe show can be a great way to catch up with people and casually dissect a show afterwards, which is fun in its own right. You can read a selection of our reviews on page 14 or go to thelatest.co.uk for even more show ideas. Or you can take the plunge through your own research: whatever happens you'll have something to talk or think about afterwards.
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8 LOUIS MICHAEL Millennial divide
9 ANDREW KAY DINES OUT / HOT LIST A visit to etch., after witnessing its journey
12 COMMUNITY NEWS Yael Breuer reports on Holocaust Survivor Eva Schloss’ talk in Ralli Hall Jewish Centre
13 NANGLE NATTERS Grown up, shmown up
13 THE KIDS ARE ALL WRITE Should students do PE?
14 REVIEWS What we thought of some of the Brighton Festival and Brighton Fringe highlights
16 ENTERTAINMENT NEWS What’s on for stage, comedy, art and music
17 TV LISTINGS Your comprehensive 7 day guide to what’s on the box
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A VERY IMPORTANT DATE > Wonderland at Theatre Royal Brighton Tues 30 May – Sun 4 June
oming to Theatre Royal Brighton later this month is the delightful, brand new British production Wonderland! This enchanting musical adaptation of Lewis Carroll’s Alice’s Adventures In Wonderland and Through The Looking Glass brings to the stage a medley of magic and a whole lot of wonder. It is a modern day, timely and touching story of love and the power of everyday magic in our lives featuring Alice as a mother reaching a crossroads in her life. With her daughter, Ellie, and adoring neighbour Jack, Alice is transported into the magical world of Wonderland where she encounters White Rabbit, Mad Hatter, Caterpillar, Cheshire Cat and March Hare amongst many other colourful characters who are ruled by the imperious Queen of Hearts. Can Alice save the day and get her family back home to happily ever after?
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JERRY SADOWITZ > The most combative – frequently referred to as the most ‘oﬀensive’ – comedian, a stalwart in top lists of comics, Jerry Sadowitz takes issue with questions from Victoria Nangle in his own vitriolic style Hellooo Jerry, how are you today? How are YOU today?? F%@^ing idiot. It’s good to see you’re in town for the Brighton Fringe. Will you be checking out some of the other shows on while you’re in town – and if so what kind of show piques your interest? I won't be checking out any shows!! I'll be looking at all the gorgeous squeaky clean vacuous middle class professionally and socially noncontributing females and thinking "HOW DARE YOU NOT f%@^ ME, especially when there are NO OTHER MEN in Brighton." Sometimes it can feel like the most sense in parliament is being spoken by the Scottish MPs – SNP members. Do you think there could be an argument for Scotland declaring sovereignty over the rest of Britain – just because they make sense? HOW DARE YOU TRY TO WIN ME OVER WITH SOME CHEAPSHOT SCOTTISH COMPLIMENT??!! The Scots are F%@^ing CHILDREN who espouse INSULARITY AND SOCIALISM because the alternative would require EFFORT AND SOBRIETY.
You have been called “the most oﬀensive standup comedian in the world’. What is the most oﬀensive thing in your world at the moment? The prospect of playing to a MAXIMUM of 200 c*"%^s in Brighton after 35 YEARS OF COMEDY ENDEAVOUR and 44 YEARS OF DEDICATED MAGIC PRACTICE is
“ HOW DARE YOU
TRY TO WIN ME OVER WITH SOME CHEAPSHOT SCOTTISH COMPLIMENT??!! ” something I find oﬀensive and that’s a MAXIMUM – it will probably be nearer 100 IF I'M LUCKY... certainly not enough to aﬀord a proper camera, screen or projector to SHOW THE F%@^ING TRICKS PROPERLY and that's all because people are so DIM they will only watch someone who's ON TELLY, now F%@^ OFF WITH YOUR STUPID QUESTIONS.
Why are magic tricks with cards so fascinating, as opposed to other genres of magic? They're NOT. Why don't you do some f%@^ing RESEARCH? Which magic trick do you wish that you had invented? Would you know that trick if I told you?? Would your readers?? Let me know, and if the answer's yes, maybe we could hold the second from the back page and I'll Dropbox the answer to you as a zipfile, then you can download it as a WhatsApp... just as soon as my computer's back up and running. If you had three wishes that could change the world just for 24 hours, what would you wish for? It's unlucky to even READ a question like that. What’s the best kind of revolution? SEE ABOVE.
What is the magic word? My God... you've run out of questions, haven't you?????? GIVE YOUR JOB TO SOMEBODY ELSE – preferably a SYRIAN REFUGEE so I can put it in my PUBLICITY and increase my audience numbers by ONE. Many thanks for your time and answers. Wishing you a great rest of your week. Too late... I’m already having a FANTASTIC F%@^ING WEEK. Jerry Sadowitz + Card Tricks, The Warren, Friday 2– Saturday 3 June 2017, 9.45pm, £19.50, www.brightonfringe.org
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LOUIS MICHAEL Loudmouth
ANDREW KAY AK Souﬄé
> Millennial divide
t’s become common practice amongst the generation X and baby boomer generations (anyone approximately 35 years+) to berate and tear away at millennials, the so called mollycoddled, ultra sensitive selfie generation. It seems the technological and social rift between the two sides of the millennial era seems to be a tougher bridge to gap than any previous generational jumps. And while I can appreciate longing for nostalgic, familiar days, who wants to go back to the good old days of gender, race, and sexuality inequality, where life was only worth living if you were a heterosexual middle aged white man? Now I can only say what being a millennial means to me. I can't speak for anyone else, but I assume I won't be alone. To me, being a millennial is about being connected. Social media allows me to be a part of a constant dialogue, and I choose to invest my energy in stimulating, enlightening, educational communication with people I wouldn't usually be able to interact with. Everything I've learned about mental health, social awareness, and politics I've learned from the internet, just to name a few of the topics it’s educated me on. That's what social media is really for. Being a millennial is about being a part of a never before seen world. People make out that our generation is something to be scorned, but they forget that being born into a world of revolutionary, cutting edge technology has allowed us to eﬀortlessly synthesise with this technological world. Haven’t you ever wondered why we can use technology to its full extent without a guide while you’re sat there trying to figure out how to send a text? Ever watched a YouTube video? Ever laughed at a meme? Ever even downloaded an app? Those are millennial driven markets. You're welcome. Being a millennial is about compassion. Do you know how many adults I see walking past homeless people, and how many young people I see stopping to talk, to ask if they want anything from the shop? Do you know how many racist, sexist, ignorant comments I hear out of the mouths of my 'socalled' elders, and all the care and attention younger people go to to ensure everyone feels included and safe? Do you know how proud I am to be a part of a generation who have learnt the importance of inclusivity and representation and global community in all its beautiful diversity? Don't believe the bad press about millennials. People call us the selfie generation just because they're bitter that they don't know how to get the proper lighting and angles. Millennials are leading the way into the future, and it’s our names that will appear in the history books.
“ Being a millennial is about compassion ”
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roducing our new news review show QueerSay has been a real eyeopener. I thought, wrongly, that I was keeping up with news from the LGBT+ world, I felt informed and conscientious – I was far from either. Six week and twelve shows in and I now realise that what I had become is complacent. Here in the UK we have achieved a lot, we have civil partnerships, we have marriage and we have a level of acceptance that some of us back in the 1970s could only dream of. George Montague has after years of campaigning finally received an apology. Life is sweet – or is it? A week ago whilst researching the show I found a story about a group of lesbians who had been violently attacked after a night out. One, brutally beaten, had lost seven teeth! Now what kind of inhuman being does that to another, female or male. Oh yes, we have achieved a lot on one level, but what we have not achieved is understanding and whilst animals, they are nothing more than that and the word demeans animals, so let me say savages, savages are still there breathing and venting their vile prejudice against people who are simply expressing their own joy at being who they really are.
“ Over in Chechnya things are really
bad right now and the authorities are waging a vile genocidal regime against homosexual men ”
Over in Chechnya things are really bad right now and the authorities are waging a vile genocidal regime against homosexual men. It's odd as the president only a few weeks back denied that there were any homosexuals there. Short memory? I think not, simply blind prejudice which is now manifesting itself in homicidal lunacy. It's even worse when you hear that the families of these gay men are being ordered to kill their own, and one uncle it is reported threw his gay nephew from the 9th floor of a building to his death. So while we sit in our comfy gay village, sipping coﬀee and holding hands and bantering about how sweet life is, we should be thinking of these appalling atrocities taking place in Russian state right now and demanding that Putin gets oﬀ his complacent ass and sorts it out. Every world leader needs to stand up to this and let Russia know that in 2017 this is simply not acceptable. Who would ever have thought that we would be using the word concentration camp again – and not in a historical context? LATEST TV | VIRGIN MEDIA 159 | FREEVIEW CHANNEL 7
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DINES O UT > Stepping out to etch.
f like me you are hooked to the BBC series Masterchef: The Professionals then you will remember chef Steven Edwards who won the competition in 2013. How time flies, it seems like only yesterday but it does raise the question, what happens after winning the season. Can you remember the names of any of the professional winners? I can remember more of the amateur chefs who win the nonpro format. With this in mind I was delighted to be introduced to Steven after he had left South Lodge and was embarking on a career in his own restaurant, and I was equally excited to be asked to make a documentary with him about that "journey" – if you will forgive me borrowing that overworked cliché from Greg Wallace. That was over a year ago and a year filled with enormous highs in a culinary sense and a few lows in terms of finding a location to build that new career in. But now Steven has opened etch. and I have filmed the final sequences for our film which is currently in postproduction and will be screened on Latest TV very soon. I had eaten Steven's food on several occasions, on stage at the Brighton & Hove Food & Drink Festival, at the BAi360 in its early days and at an etch. pop up. And every time it was good, very good.
“ Celebrated soft creamy cheese and truﬄe and mushrooms ” But now etch. proper is open and my word, the food certainly lives up to my expectations. It was Saturday lunchtime and I was joined by Mr L and Mr C, who has made the film with me and deserved a treat even though he is a vegetarian! Steven was of course there, he is very hands on, even bringing food to the tables and talking to diners. He insisted that we had the full six course menu and I was not going to try to talk him out of that, and we started with a glass of Nyetimber and amazing canapes that celebrated soft creamy cheese and truﬄe and mushrooms, perfect for even Mr C. Next came a perfect brioche glazed with Marmite. I'm not a Marmite LATEST TV | VIRGIN MEDIA 159 | FREEVIEW CHANNEL 7
fan but the judicious use of it here simply boosted the yeasty sweetness of the bread and this was countered by perfect seaweed butter. Our first course, the other two do not count, was a delicious veloute of fresh peas, pea and mint jelly and pea shoots, a frothy confection that balanced the sweetness of the local peas with the fresh savoury mint. This was followed by seared sea trout and lettuce, I like the simplicity of Steven's naming of dishes but it often belies the complexity of the cooking. This was truly divine, the fish incredibly flavoursome and the lettuce a celebration of an old favourite. Mr C took delight in a dish that featured the lettuce and kale and we looked on with envy, it looked amazing and he made all the appropriate noises to prove that it was. We moved on to asparagus and duck egg, seasonal simplicity at it's best, the richness of the egg, cooked and raw shaved asparagus, crisp croute and a foamy hollandaise… I have to stop as it's making my tummy rumble with delight. Pig dot broccoli, that's what it was called, but the next dish was again a whole lot more than the stark title and it simply melted in the mouth. Mr C had carrot dot broccoli, and his face explained that this was cooking of the very highest order, we were certainly seeing very fine modern cooking. So next the first of two desserts, chocolate dot rapeseed, I'm liking the dots, and what a revelation. An amazing chocolate ganache disc with a mirror glaze was married to a rapeseed icecream. I know, I know, it sounds odd but it was blissfully good, rich and savoury but alongside the bitter sweet chocolate it was a perfect match. And as if one dessert of this quality was not enough Steven and his well drilled team both behind and in front of the pass delivered a second, a perky lemon curd tart with a bitter orange icecream, biscuit crumbs and meringue shards. We were sated, delighted and happy. We didn't indulge in the full flight of matched wines as we were working on the final moments of the film but the wines we did drink were extremely good. Etch. looks good too, smart, clean lined and comfortable. If I had one quibble it would be that the music, quiet as it was, did not match the average age of the diners. It's a small grumble and should not detract from the fact that we are very lucky to have yet another fine place to dine. etch. restaurant 216 Church Road, Brighton & Hove, BN3 2DJ 01273 227485 This will appear on Latest TV very soon.
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HOT LIST Señor Buddha
Just a small selection of Brighton’s eclectic dining experiences.
Señor Buddha is a modern tapas bar located at Preston Circus, oﬀering an ever changing tapas menu based around Spanish and East Asian cuisine. With just 24 seats, this small tapas bar is always busy so booking is recommended. 9 Preston Road, Brighton, BN1 4QE | www.senorbuddha.co.uk 01273 567832 | firstname.lastname@example.org
Coggings & Co
Coggings & Co is all about great burgers, made with local ingredients sourced with care, prepared with skill and served with warmth. We serve the best burgers you’ve ever tasted with a delicious set of sides and puddings. 8793 Dyke Road, Brighton, East Sussex, BN1 3JE www.coggingsandco.com | 01273 220220
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Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staﬀ. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. There is also a wide variety of vegetarian and vegan, as well as gluten and wheatfree dishes. Buﬀet available 12pm–3pm, Monday to Saturday. Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk
A second venue for this brilliant Indian restaurant is now open here in Brighton. Chaula and her team breathe fresh air into the idea of Indian food with authentic recipes served in stylish surroundings. The cooking has an altogether healthier approach – but not at the cost of flavour. Thali Deals available 12pm3pm; Meal Deal £9.99. Brighton, BN1 1HT, 01273 771661, www.chaulas.co.uk
The exceptional standards of the fine dining Restaurant at Drakes has earned them many accolades, including being awarded the highest score of all Brighton restaurants in the 2016 Good Food Guide for the 7th consecutive year. Classic British (with a bit of a twist) and Modern European dishes are created using only the finest, seasonal ingredients. Quote “The Latest” when booking lunch* and receive 3 courses for the price of 2. (*not Sunday – limit 6 people) The Restaurant at Drakes, 4344 Marine Parade, Brighton, BN2 1PE 01273 696934, www.drakesofbrighton.com
Moksha Caﬀe, Brighton
Boho Gelato, Brighton
We are an independent, family run café and restaurant and our aim is to make our customers feel at home. So sit back, relax and enjoy great coﬀee and our delicious food. We believe that we are Brighton's best independent café so stop by when you need that caﬀeine kick or you’re feeling hungry! We promise to satisfy the biggest of appetites! Our food is locally sourced and freerange and we use organic milk. Check out our reviews on TripAdvisor. www.mokshacaﬀe.com | 01273 248890 Moksha Caﬀe, 45 York Place, BN1 4GU Brighton
24 everchanging Italian Ice Cream flavours ranging from Vanilla to Violet, Mango to Mojito and Apple to Avocado taken from an ever growing list of now over 400! Handmade on site daily at 6 Pool Valley Brighton – Oﬀ East Street near the Palace Pier and also available at their new shop in Ship Street. www.bohogelato.co.uk | 6 Pool Valley, Brighton New Shop – 31 Ship Street, Brighton | 01273 727205
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N E W S > Yael Breuer reports on Holocaust Survivor Eva Schloss’ talk in Ralli Hall Jewish Centre in Hove
Eva Schloss and Ellah Sasson
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ver 200 people from across the Jewish community of Brighton and Hove, as well as representatives from the wider community, gathered at Ralli Hall Jewish Centre in Hove to mark Yom Ha’Shoah, the Jewish Holocaust Memorial Day. The congregants watched James Still’s play ‘And Then They Came For Me’ and listened to a talk by Holocaust Survivor Eva Schloss, whose story is the main subject of the play. A multimedia production involving dramatisations as well as documented accounts of survivors Mrs Schloss and Ed Silverberg, the play remembers the world of Anne Frank, who was a friend of both, and whose father, Otto Frank, survived Auschwitz Death Camp and became Eva Schloss’ stepfather after the War. Mrs Schloss is also the cofounder of the Anne Frank Trust UK.
“ It all becomes very real when you meet a survivor ” The event was organised by The Sussex Jewish Representative Council and the play was staged the following day for local schools. The Deputy Lieutenant of East Sussex, Geoﬀrey Bush, Peter Kyle MP for Hove & Portslade, Labour Party politician Ivor Caplin and the Rabbis of all Brighton and Hove synagogues were in attendance. Ellah Sasson, 13, who is celebrating her Bat Mitzvah this month at the Brighton and Hove Reform synagogue and who chose to write her Bat Mitzvah project about Mrs Schloss’ life, had the opportunity to meet and interview Mrs Schloss after the event. Ellah’s mother, Sarah Sasson, said: “This is the first time in her life she has studied the Holocaust and it all becomes very real when you meet a survivor. I don't think most adults can comprehend what really happened, let alone a soontobe teenager. “Added to that we finally managed to trace Ellah’s great grandmother's Auschwitz number as she wanted to dedicate her project to her. She found the evening tough but it has left her with many more questions about her heritage which she will probably pursue over time.” The event was also reported on Brighton Latest TV and can be viewed on youtu.be/7VumdzJRlC4
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NANGLE NATTERS Victoria Nangle
> Grown up, shmown up
> Should students do PE?
just choked on Lilt. I'm pretty sure this is the grown upness I was always destined to enjoy. What is a grown up? I've discussed this with a number of people over the years. My opinion wavers between calling shenanigans and declaring grown ups a myth, and thinking it's what you are when you stop worrying about – whilst simultaneously managing to pay – your bills. Which is not to say that I don't think grown ups experience debt. When I got my first mortgage I was congratulated on becoming a grown up, to which I replied; "what's more adult than getting a huge debt you can't ever imagine having paid back?" So I'm saying my definitions are flexible.
“ That point when you see someone
stop trying to 'adult' and finally get in touch with their childish playfulness ”
Another one I like is that point at which you see someone stop trying to 'adult' and finally get in touch with their childish playfulness. We've all seen that kid at school who was clearly aching to wear a suit or step into that twin set and pearls combo. Watching them let loose and climb a tree in their twenties, thirties or beyond is a treat to behold. Seeing someone finally living in the moment and putting that future aspiration on the back seat for even a moment is an utter privilege. Others have told me this moment is not the grown up one, and have their own ideas. Perhaps they're equating growing up with acting maturely, or it could be some other measurement of an adult that is their own and secret – I don't know. I quite like to ponder it though. The silent time when it crept up on me that I might be a grown up though, was less loud and showy oﬀy. It was a quiet realisation that I'd switched sides and hadn't even realised. I no longer identified as one of the 'children', the 'kids'. If someone muttered about 'the youth of today' I knew they weren't talking about me anymore – or at least, I didn't take oﬀence on my own behalf. And suddenly I was a grown up. Who chokes on Lilt. Which – it turns out – isn't half as bad as I feared it might be. LATEST TV | VIRGIN MEDIA 159 | FREEVIEW CHANNEL 7
id you know students in both primary and secondary schools are pushed into doing PE? Some people believe that they should do PE but do people really know how much stress some students have to go through in doing this? I'm going to tell you about some of the things that some students think of when they go and get changed for PE. Teachers in schools across the world are making students do PE when they are not comfortable to get changed in front of other people. Therefore, some students will try and get out of lesson. Some feel uncomfortable. Some students think they are at the bottom of the class, because they can’t keep up with the other people and will feel depressed because they want to be like the others with power to do the sports.
“ Students might not be comfortable changing in front of other people ” Also, PE teachers pick the sporting groups and it may be with someone they don’t get along with. Therefore, they will get a lower grade in PE because they are not working well. Some classes are mixed boys and girls. Boys and girls don't always like to show their body with shorts and tshirts because of their arms and legs. Some girls don't want to be with the boys and some boys don't want to be with the girls. I took a survey: 50% of people agreed with me on this statement. Enforcing PE is not fair on the students who want to make progress by losing weight. Also this won’t be fair on the people who want to do good at PE and want to do it for GCSE. With people not wanting to do the subject, it may make other students not work as hard. There will be some students who want to make progress in PE but can't because the other students won’t participate. I think that students should not be pushed into anything, especially with playing sports or doing PE. Is it fair that some students do not feel comfortable doing this and end up really unhappy at school? Nine students from Portslade Aldridge Community Academy have been writing their own articles about something that matters to them, as part of Little Green Pig's weekly afterschool Tuesday club. For more info about the projects being set up for young writers across the city, go to littlegreenpig.org.uk
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RE VIEWS > Contemporary dance, a vivid film score, tragicomedy & a walking tour all impress
Swan Lake: Loch na hEala his may be a new take on the Swan Lake story but it needs not to carry that tag, and indeed some of the expectations that the tag might bring. The greatness of this exceptional work lies in the power of the storytelling and the clarity too. The sadness of the tale unfolds beautifully and the drama is carried by the quality of each and every individual performance. The music, a haunting soundscape with song, is equally important to the whole and lived on in my mind after the performance had closed, as did the extraordinary choreography which restored my faith in modern dance and made me see that movement could be eﬀectively used to progress a narrative thread. If this is the future of contemporary dance/theatre then I tip my hat to it and cannot wait to see much more.
Brighton Dome Concert Hall, 9 May Andrew Kay
Under The Skin Live: Sound Intermedia & London Sinfonietta nder The Skin is a future cult classic released in 2014, that will be looked back upon in a similar way to beguiling, hypnotic masterpieces such as Apocalypse Now and 2001: A Space Odyssey. Mica Levi's score was one of the most celebrated aspects upon its release, so to hear her conduct it live represented a real coup for Brighton Festival. The percussion was prominent, with a recurring theme utilising electronic drum pads and there were individually stunning moments such as a gloriously allconsuming double bass fragment. Synthheavy track Love was a highlight, which soundtracks a strangely moving unromantic sex scene in an unsettlingly beautiful Vangelis' Blade Runnertinged way. Other parts were more rollicking such as the opening Creation movement, vividly performed by London Sinfonietta. If you get a chance to hear the score live then I urge you to seek it out: the fusion of the two sublime works is a sight and sound to behold.
Brighton Dome Concert Hall, 7 May Joe Fuller
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LAID uspend your realworld ideas and enter with an open mind to a woman hatched from an egg before your eyes. At turns tragic and comic, the shape of it feels intangible – and that's why Natalie Palamides’ onewoman show is so captivating. Being a parent isn't easy at the best of times, but when you're faced with the hard choice between eggrearing and breakfast every day it's time to jump onto the bizarrebus and commit to this remarkable ride of diﬃcult parenting decisions. The show is directed by clown maestro Dr Brown, and fans of his will not be disappointed with Palamides' commitment to the uncomfortable as well as the unflinchingly silly – tipping you into hilarity as a coconspirator in this messy, sometimes dark, but completely original universe.
Theatre Box, The Warren, 8 May 2017 Victoria Nangle
HIP Trip of Brighton: A Psychedelic Wander his walking tour is based on the diaries and life of freespirited squatter Anne Clarke and focuses on Brighton's underground scene of the 1970s and ‘80s. This immersive and collaborative experience encouraged members of the group to dress up and participate with creator Jolie Booth as we wandered around key counterculture sites, including the original Infinity Foods, Avalon and Unicorn bookshops and the former Windsor Tavern. We were fortunate to have members of the group that knew Anne and added personal testimonies to enhance the tour. An irreverent and informative couple of hours with an engaging and exuberant host.
Brighton North Laine, Fridays 18:00, Sat/Sun 15:00 until 28th May. Meet at The Clocktower. Steve Clements
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BRIGHTON LIGHTS WHAT TO DO IN THE CITY
> COMEDY WITH VICTORIA NANGLE
> MUSIC & ENTERTAINMENT WITH JOE FULLER
Jeremy Hardy comes to town as a part of this year’s Brighton Festival, mixing pithy and heartfelt social commentary and timely political perspective with a silliness that has seen his tone deaf singing lauded on BBC Radio 4 (specifically on I’m Sorry I Haven’t A Clue). Calmly asking the questions that need raising, this curious and inventive mind is a treasure to witness.
Initially scheduled to play in Brighton, due to some diﬃculties the De Le Warr Pavilion in Bexhill has kindly stepped in to host Thee Oh Sees this Wednesday. The prolific garage rock band are sensational live, and the generous bill also includes Fuoco, Gang and RIDDLES.
Theatre Royal Brighton, Wed 17 May, 7.30pm, £16/10/5
De La Warr Pavilion, 17 May, 6.45pm, £20
A fencesitting former drag queen, with a gift for gagwriting appreciated by the Edinburgh Comedy Award panel in 2015 when he was shortlisted for the Best Newcomer prize. John Hasting’s star is shining bright, making his latest show ‘Works!’ a tempting enterprise at a bargain price (it says free, but be ready to pop a donation into the bucket at the end).
The best policy for The Great Escape is to do some prior research, try to catch a few artists you’re keen on but accept the bustle and flow of the animal: relaxing and enjoying whatever you stumble across. My tip is for Ibibio Sound Machine however: a disco/funk band who fuse African and electronic elements to fun, danceable eﬀect.
Laughing Horse @ Caroline Of Brunswick, Sat 20 – Thurs 25 May, 2.30pm (2021) & 8.45pm (2225), free
> ARTS WITH BRIGHTON’S ARTY
Paganini Ballroom, 18 May, 9.15pm
In case you missed it: Brighton Festival is hosting the UK premiere of The Gabriels, the latest play by Richard Nelson after his wildly acclaimed The Apple Family Plays. Three separate shows dissect the election year in an American household, which you can marathon in one day or spread over several evenings.
Techies rejoice. A new virtual reality art space ‘Gallery Ghost’ opens its doors to the public in Brighton this month. Its first exhibition by the iconic British artist George Underwood – who made his name painting album covers for rock legends including David Bowie – is a sell out. So check out galleryghost.com and make sure you at the front of the queue for its next adventure.
ACCA, 2021 May, £10£22
Or for something completely diﬀerent, musically speaking, you could try out accordion and cello duo Belem. The truly unique collaboration merges classical elements along with tango and folk traditions: combining merriment and melancholy in foot stomping, propulsive songs.
Artists Open Houses is in full swing. And if you’re looking for a real Brightonian experience then head to City Retreat on Salisbury Road, where local legend Val Fawbert is exhibiting her remarkable contemporary palette knife impressions in her delightful walled city garden studio. Not to be missed.
All Saints Church, 19 May, 9.30pm, £17.50
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TUESDAY 16 Three Girls BBC1, 9pm A new three-part drama based on the true stories of victims of grooming and sexual abuse in Rochdale. Ignored by the authorities responsible for protecting them, and showing how they finally made themselves heard, this star-studded (Maxine Peake and Lesley Sharp) production is a safe pair of hands.
First Dates Channel 4, 10pm Love is in the air – or maybe that’s just the abundance of prosecco. Fingers crossed for Cupid tonight as 63-year-old violinist looks for someone to match up to her exacting standards, bricklayer Molly for someone to accept her laddish banter, and James to get past heartbreak and find a husband.
¸ terrestrial 6.00am Glimpses 6.20 The Broken Horseshoe (1953) 7.55 Tate 8.25 Master Spy (1964) 9.50 It's a Wonderful World (1956) 11.35 Glimpses 12.00pm Hindle Wakes (1952) 1.45 Glimpses 2.00 Unpublished Story (1942) 3.40 Glimpses 4.00 The Adventurers (1951) 5.35 Crofters of Achriesgill 6.00 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates. 6.30 Albion Night The Seagulls weekly show with Latest Sport. Catch up with the latest news from the club and the complete first half of a match. 7.45 Albion Night Welcome back to the Seagulls weekly show, with the concluding half of a match and more. 9.00 AK Soufflé Andrew Kay introduces special guests in this LGBT-focused chat show. 9.30 Queer Say Sophie Cook and Andrew Kay look at LGBT news and media from around the world with the help of their studio guest. 10.00 FILM: Bitter Harvest (1963) Drama. Director: Peter Graham Scott. Stars Alan Badel, Anne Cunningham, Janet Munro & John Stride. A young Welsh girl leaves her home with the intention to seek a glamorous life in London. 11.50 Glimspes 12.00am The Baba Brinkman Show 12.30 Brighton Lights 1.00 AK Soufflé 1.30 Queer Say 2.00 Latest News 2.30 Albion Night 3.45 Albion Night 5.00 Latest News 5.30 Baba Brinkman
6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain Live 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 A1: Britain's Longest Road 11.45 Close Calls: On Camera 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Boss 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Garden Rescue 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by weather. 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it's got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Matt Baker and Alex Jones. 7.30 EastEnders Stacey steps in to help Martin and Kush. Can the pair put their differences aside? Kim reaches the end of her tether with Denise. 7.57 BBC News And Regional News 8.00 Holby City Project Aurous. Jac's job and livelihood are at risk when a mystery patient arrives on Darwin and seeks her help. A short-staffed Keller welcomes a new face to the team. A distracted Oliver has his mind preoccupied with a special surprise for Zosia, leaving Fletch feeling overloaded. 9.00 Three Girls See highlights. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 The Truth About Sleep We are one of the most sleep-deprived countries in the world. Insomniac Micheal Mosley finds out what happens if we don't get enough sleep and looks at surprising solutions to help us get more. 11.45 TBA 12.45am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.50 BBC News
6.00am My Life In Books 6.30 A1: Britain's Longest Road 7.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 8.00 Great American Railroad Journeys 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Two Tribes 1.30 Britain's Heritage Heroes 2.00 Who Do You Think You Are? 3.00 TBA 3.30 Rise Of The Continents 4.30 Red Rock 5.15 Antiques Road Trip 6.00 Celebrity Eggheads The show where a team of celebrity challengers takes on arguably the greatest quiz team in Britain. 6.45 Debatable Quiz show where a panel of famous faces use their knowledge to try and help a contestant win money, but will they help or will they hinder? That's debatable. 7.30 Great British Menu Cookery competition. 8.00 Bake Off Creme De La Creme Celebrated chef Tom Kerridge hosts the search for Britain's best team of pastry chefs. 9.00 Horizon: Strange Signals From Space In the last few years, a mysterious signal from space has shaken astronomy to its core. This is the story of a genuine scientific mystery; the recent discovery, confirmation and on-going attempts to understand the origin of Fast Radio Bursts, enigmatic pulses from deep space that have so-far defied explanation. 10.00 Later Live... With Jools Holland Music programme featuring live sessions from contemporary and classic artists. 10.30 Newsnight 11.15 Dara And Ed's Road To Mandalay 12.15am Contaminated Blood: The Search For The Truth 1.15 MasterChef 2.15 The Great Pottery Throw Down
6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV News Meridian 2.00 Dickinson's Real Deal 3.00 Masterpiece With Alan Titchmarsh 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 Babushka 6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.25 Party Election Broadcast By The Conservative Party 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Priya is horrified. Carly is feeling guilty. 7.30 Save Money: Good Food Susanna Reid and chef Matt Tebbutt reveal the truth about super cheap food and help save everyday families thousands of pounds off their food bills. 8.00 Don't Ask Me Ask Britain Live, interactive, comedy gameshow hosted by Alexander Armstrong, which uses an app to poll the viewing public on moral dilemmas big and small, while two celebrity teams, led by Jonathan Ross and Frank Skinner, try to second-guess the nation. 9.00 Long Lost Family: What Happened Next Davina McCall and Nicky Campbell revisit some of the families that have been reunited over the past six years. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.40 ITV News Meridian 10.50 Little Boy Blue Crime drama based on real events that weaves together multiple narratives to tell a tragic and gripping story about the operation to catch the killers of eleven-year-old Rhys Jones. 11.50 Car Crash Britain: Caught On Camera 12.45am Jackpot247 3.00 Loose Women 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show
6.00am Countdown 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond (x3) 9.05 Frasier 9.35 Frasier 10.05 Car S.O.S 11.05 Ramsay's Hotel Hell 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Couples Come Dine With Me 1.05 Posh Pawnbrokers 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen To One 4.00 Coast V Country 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Extreme Cake Makers 6.00 The Simpsons The family stars in three tales set at sea: the journey of the Mayflower, the mutiny on the Bounty, and the capsizing of a cruise. 6.30 Hollyoaks Zack gives Leela an ultimatum, while Simone thinks she has found someone more appropriate for her son to date. Cindy returns from holiday and immediately locks horns with political rival Simone. James and Marnie's plan could be about to unravel. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 Party Election Broadcast A party election broadcast. 8.00 Location, Location, Location Kirstie and Phil visit Bath. 9.00 One Born Every Minute Fly-onthe-wall documentary series from Liverpool Women's Hospital. With their first baby on the way, 'tattooed lady' Sazzie and her 'scary biker' boyfriend Adam hope they'll be judged like any other parents and not because of how they look. 10.00 First Dates See highlights. 11.05 Gogglebox Britain's favourite opinionated TV viewers share more of their sharp, insightful, passionate and sometimes emotional critiques of the week's biggest and best shows. 12.10am The Island With Bear Grylls 1.05 The Island With Bear Grylls 2.00 Rescue Dog To Super Dog 2.55 Secret Life Of The Zoo 3.50 Location, Location, Location 4.45 TBA 5.05 Fifteen To One Victoria Nangle
LATEST > Angi from Latest TV goes behind the scenes, bringing you stories you may not see elsewhere
ocal TV is about local people, local businesses and local challenges and achievements, and on Latest TV we love to go behind the scenes to bring you the stories you may not see anywhere else. We also realise that local in Brighton often means nationally respected and internationally recognised.
“ We realise that local in Brighton often means nationally respected ” In recent weeks, we have filmed interviews with all the new local election candidates: as well as the sporting achievements of our local team, Brighton & Hove Albion. We filmed a series with famous Canadian science rapper, Baba Brinkman and you can catch his remaining shows at midnight every Saturday for the next 4 weeks on Latest TV. A real ‘Don't Miss’ show! Recently we filmed a day in the life of Streamline Taxis, a well established firm in the city who took us behind the scenes of their
Streamline: Safe In The City
many partners, such as the Blind Veterans, Roedean School, Brighton College, EF, Martlets Hospice, Rendezvous Casino plus we also got a trip to Gatwick included! You can view the short film on Latest TV on 21st May at 8pm. We also film a lot of local adverts and have been proud to be seen out and about with City Cabs, at the Brighton Centre, with local builder, Lewis Byard, and with great charity Chestnut Tree House to name a few. So Keep It Local! And watch Latest TV to find out what's going on in this international city! Streamline: Safe In The City airs on Latest TV, 21 May, 8pm Freeview 7, Virgin Media 159 or thelatest.co.uk
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WEDNESDAY 17 Ivanka Trump: America’s Real First Lady? Channel 4, 10.30pm Six months on from Donald Trump’s accension to the White House (this is America, kids – of course he’s not just ‘moving in’) and the lady at his side for most of it has not been the First Lady, but his First Daughter – Ivanka. Matt Frei goes Stateside to find the true extent of her clout.
ISIS: The Origin Of Violence Channel 4, 9pm Historian Tom Holland traces the origins of the group that calls itself ISIS’ extreme violence. From it’s differing persecutions of other religions, to its own interpretations of jihad and caliphate, as well as whether the group’s ideology dates back to Napoleon’s time.
¸ terrestrial 6.00am Penny Points to Paradise (1951) 7.30 Tate 8.00 She knows Y'know (1962) 9.30 Lilli Marlene (1950) 11.10 Bespoke Overcoat (1955) 12.00pm Three Cases of Murder (1955) 2.00 Too Many Crooks (1959) 3.40 Glimpses: Llangollen Canal 4.00 The Spaniards Curse (1958) 5.30 Honey West (1965)
6.00 Latest News 6.30 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joined by guests from the world of politics 7.00 Bestfit TV Weekly health and lifestyle advice. 7.30 Albion Women Spring Series Highlights from all the matches in the Albion Women's 2017 Spring Series campaign. 8.00 Latest News 8.30 Noise Reel Brighton's first and foremost local music entertainment show. 9.00 Making It Big Reality series following the lives of seven 20something Irish and English LGBT people, living in Barcelona. 9.30 Queer Say Sophie Cook and Andrew Kay look at LGBT news and media from around the world with the help of their studio guest. 10.00 FILM: Truth About Women (1957) Comedy. Director: Muriel Box. Stars Laurence Harvey, Diane Cilento, Julie Harris, Eva Gabor & Mai Zetterling. A father-inlaw offers reassurance by recounting some rather stick moments. 12.00am Amp'd With Johnny Doom 12.30 Health Watch 1.00 Making It Big 1.30 Queer Say 2.00 Latest News 2.30 Bestfit TV 3.00 Albion Women Spring Series 3.30 Noise Reel 4.00 Amp'd With Johnny Doom 4.30 Health Watch 5.00 The Vote (x2)
6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain Live 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 A1: Britain's Longest Road 11.45 Close Calls: On Camera 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Boss 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Garden Rescue 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by weather. 6.30 South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South East of England. 7.00 The One Show 7.57 BBC News And Regional News The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by Weather. 8.00 Shop Well For Less Making the most of your money - innit? 9.00 Three Girls Drama series based on the true accounts of victims of grooming and sexual abuse in Rochdale. 10.00 BBC News At Ten The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents worldwide. 10.30 South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South East of England. 10.45 A Question Of Sport Light-hearted sports quiz. 11.15 Doctor In The House Medical documentary series. In each episode a family invites a GP into their home to investigate every aspect of their lives. 12.15am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.20 BBC News
The Leaders Debate ITV1, 8pm Julie Etchington hosts this two-hour debate that gets to the nitty gritty – and certainly exposed the tide of things to come in 2015 in the last election run-up – as the leaders from the seven parties that were represented last time to step up to the podium on the issues. Our PM has already said she won’t partake, but maybe she’ll change her mind.
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6.00am My Life In Books 6.30 A1: Britain's Longest Road 7.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 8.00 Nature's Weirdest Events 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Two Tribes 1.30 Britain's Heritage Heroes 2.00 Who Do You Think You Are? 3.00 TBA 3.30 Rise Of The Continents 4.30 Red Rock 5.15 Antiques Road Trip 6.00 Celebrity Eggheads The show where a team of celebrity challengers takes on arguably the greatest quiz team in Britain. 6.45 Debatable Quiz show where a panel of famous faces use their knowledge to try and help a contestant win money, but will they help or will they hinder? That's debatable. 7.30 Great British Menu Cookery competition. 8.00 Trust Me I'm A Vet There are almost 60 million pets in the UK and, from flea collars and worm treatments to vaccinations and vet bills, pet owners now spend tens of billions of pounds a year on their health. But what do our pets really need to have a long and healthy life? Your pet can’t tell you but science can. 9.00 A Time To Live New documentary from the highly acclaimed filmmaker Sue Bourne. 10.00 QI Stephen Fry hosts the hilarious, mind-expanding quiz in which the aim is to be interesting. 10.30 Newsnight Indepth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines. 11.15 Mexico: Earth's Festival Of Life 12.15am The People V OJ Simpson: American Crime Story 1.00 MasterChef 2.00 Trust Me I'm A Vet 3.00 I'm Different: Let Me Drive
6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV News Meridian 2.00 Dickinson's Real Deal 3.00 Masterpiece With Alan Titchmarsh 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 Babushka
6.00 ITV News Meridian All the latest news, sport and breaking stories from across the region with Fred Dinenage and Sangeeta Bhabra. Including Meridian weather. 6.25 Party Election Broadcast By The Labour Party 6.30 ITV Evening News Mary Nightingale presents the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast. 7.00 Emmerdale Jai has to make a decision. Dan is cornered. Sam comes up with a solution. 7.30 Coronation Street Soap on the cobbles. Mind it – slippy! 8.00 Tonight At The London Palladium 9.00 Heathrow Britain's Busiest Airport 10.00 ITV News At Ten Tom Bradby presents the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast. 10.40 ITV News Meridian A round-up of all the latest news from across the region. Includes Meridian weather. 10.55 On Assignment 11.25 British Touring Car Championship Highlights 12.45am Jackpot247 3.00 1000 Heartbeats 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show
6.00am Countdown 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond (x3) 9.05 Frasier 9.35 Frasier 10.05 Car S.O.S 11.05 Ramsay's Hotel Hell 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Couples Come Dine With Me 1.05 Posh Pawnbrokers 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen To One 4.00 Coast V Country 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Extreme Cake Makers 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks The Nightingales panic when Mac collapses. Cindy comes up with a plan to humiliate Simone, and Joel throws Cleo's help back in her face. 7.00 Channel 4 News Including sport and weather. 7.55 Party Election Broadcast 8.00 How To Live Mortgage Free With Sarah Beeny Series in which homeowners share their secrets on living debt-free. Sarah Beeny, designer Max McMurdo and architect Damion Burrows travel to Wales to meet Carwyn and Megan, who plan to build their first home together out of two salvaged lorries on a miniscule budget of just £5000. Damion meets a Cotswolds couple who have cleverly played the property market to turn an initial investment of £33,000 into an awardwinning, mortgage-free home worth over a million pounds. 9.00 ISIS: The Origin Of Violence See highlights. 10.30 Ivanka Trump: America’s Real First Lady? See highlights. 11.30 One Born Every Minute Fly-on-the-wall documentary series from Liverpool Women's Hospital. 12.30am The Supervet 1.25 FILM: The Debt (2010) 3.10 Location, Location, Location 4.05 TBA 5.00 Fifteen To One
6.00am Cavalcade of Variety (1941) 7.15 Dick Tracy 7.50 Cynara (1932) 9.25 Bond of Fear (1956) 10.40 Undercover Agent (1953) 12.00pm Courageous Mr. Penn (1942) 1.35 Glimpses: Families Of The World 2.00 Man In The Moon (1960) 4.00 Shadow Of The Eagle (1950) 5.50 Glimpses: Concorde In Flight
6.00 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates, and the up-to-date forecast for your area and beyond. 6.30 Albion Night The Seagulls weekly show with Latest Sport. Catch up with the latest news from the club and the complete first half of a match. 7.45 Albion Night Welcome back to the Seagulls weekly show, with the concluding half of a match and more. 9.00 Beyond The Rainbow Buckle your seatbelts as Sophie Cook presents conversation, music and guests galore. There's also LGBT politics from the US and beyond, and Sophie's Browser History. 10.00 FILM: The Planters Wife (1952) Drama. Directed by Ken Annakin and starring Jack Hawkins and Claudette Colbert. The marriage of rubber-plantation owner and his wife has survived many disasters, but is now at breaking point. 11.45 Glimpses: On The Beverley & Jean 12.00am Elements 12.30 Globetrotting 1.00 Beyond The Rainbow 2.00 Latest News 2.30 Albion Night 3.45 Albion Night 5.00 Latest News 5.30 Globetrotting
6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain Live 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 A1: Britain's Longest Road 11.45 Close Calls: On Camera 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Boss 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Garden Rescue 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by weather. 6.30 South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South East of England. 7.00 The One Show If it's got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Matt Baker and Angela Scanlon. 7.30 EastEnders Denise is forced to swallow her pride. Woody is shocked by what he sees. 7.57 BBC News And Regional News The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team. 8.00 Kat & Alfie: Redwater 9.00 Three Girls Final part of the drama series based on the true accounts of victims of grooming and sexual abuse in Rochdale. 10.00 BBC News At Ten The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents worldwide. 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Question Time David Dimbleby presents topical debate. 11.45 This Week Andrew Neil reviews the political week with Michael Portillo and guests. 12.30am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.35 BBC News
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FRIDAY 19 Shut-Ins: Britain’s Fattest Woman Channel 4, 9pm Two years ago 33-year-old Sharon Hill – weighing in at 46 stone as Britain’s biggest woman – undertook risky life-changing surgery in an effort to return to health. Now, having lost 14 stone, she’s started to put the pounds back on again and is looking for a second op, with the help of a psychologist and top team.
River Monsters ITV1, 8pm A new series and we’re back with Jeremy Wade, pursuing the myths and grassroots stories of epic sea creatures that have prowled the riverways of the globe. He’s not even gone far for this opener, as we find him in the English Channel on the trail of a violent attack. Watch out Chief Brody!
Count Arthur Strong BBC1, 8.30pm Rory Kinnear is having quite a career – hitting the West End at the National Theatre for a bit as Othello’s Iago, playing the tough man quite scarily well in Netflix film iBoy, and longsuffering son of Count Arthur Strong’s former partner in this Bafta-nominated comedy. Versatility, thy name is Rory.
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6.00am My Life In Books 6.30 A1: Britain's Longest Road 7.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 8.00 Bake Off Creme De La Creme 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Two Tribes 1.30 Britain's Heritage Heroes 2.00 Who Do You Think You Are? 3.00 TBA 3.30 Rise Of The Continents 4.30 Red Rock 5.15 Antiques Road Trip 6.00 Celebrity Eggheads The show where a team of celebrity challengers takes on arguably the greatest quiz team in Britain. 6.45 Debatable Quiz show where a panel of famous faces use their knowledge to try and help a contestant win money, but will they help or will they hinder? That's debatable. 7.30 Great British Menu Cookery competition. 8.00 The World According To Kids 9.00 Morocco To Timbuktu: An Arabian Adventure Explorer Alice Morrison is in the vast Sahara, three and a half million square miles of desert, on an epic camel trek over the dunes on her journey to Timbuktu. 10.00 MOTD: The Premier League Show Weekly magazine programme featuring indepth interviews with the biggest Premier League stars. 10.30 Newsnight Indepth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines. 11.15 Horizon: Strange Signals From Space 12.15am The People V OJ Simpson: American Crime Story 12.55 MasterChef 1.25 Second Chance Summer: Tuscany 2.25 Horizon: Why Did I Go Mad?
6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV News Meridian 2.00 Dickinson's Real Deal 3.00 Masterpiece With Alan Titchmarsh 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 Babushka
6.00 ITV News Meridian All the latest news, sport and breaking stories from across the region with Fred Dinenage and Sangeeta Bhabra. Including Meridian weather. 6.30 ITV Evening News Mary Nightingale presents the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast. 7.00 Emmerdale Dan is under pressure. Zak's day goes from bad to worse. Debbie is fed up. 8.00 The Leaders Debate See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten Tom Bradby presents the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast. 10.40 ITV News Meridian A round-up of all the latest news from across the region. Includes Meridian weather. 10.50 The Last Word A look at some of the big stories in the region with MPs and other prominent figures. 11.20 Tipping Point Quiz show hosted by Ben Shepherd combining the twin feasts of not-toochallenging general knowledge questions with those shove-slot machines you get on the Pier. You know the ones. Yeah... them. 12.15am Jackpot247 3.00 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show
6.00am Countdown 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond (x3) 9.05 Frasier 9.35 Frasier 10.05 Car S.O.S 11.05 Ramsay's Hotel Hell 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Couples Come Dine With Me 1.05 Posh Pawnbrokers 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen To One 4.00 Coast V Country 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Extreme Cake Makers 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Leela and Zack have some explaining to do after Cindy's latest scheme. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 Party Election Broadcast 8.00 The Supervet Series following vet Noel Fitzpatrick and his team in one of the most advanced veterinary practices in Britain. They use their pioneering techniques to attempt to cure pets that might otherwise be beyond saving. 9.00 Shut-Ins: Britain’s Fattest Woman See highlights. 10.00 How To Get A Council House Documentary series looking at the way councils are dealing with the UK's growing housing crisis. Florin, his wife and their five children have come from Romania for a better life in Britain but, without a home or a job, they face the bleak prospect of having to sleep rough. 11.00 First Dates Dating reality series following those looking for love in a restaurant. 12.00am One Born Every Minute 1.00 Britain Today Tonight 1.25 Britain Today Tonight 1.50 How To Live Mortgage Free With Sarah Beeny 2.45 Location, Location, Location 3.40 Building The Dream 4.35 Shipping Wars UK 5.05 Fifteen To One
6.00am Carry On Admiral (1957) 7.40 Dick Tracy 8.05 Man From Tangier (1957) 9.25 The Six Men (1951) 10.45 You Pay Your Money (1957) 12.00pm Secret Mission (1942) 1.50 Glimpses: Yukon Jake 2.00 Happy Go Lovely (1951) 3.50 Glimpses: Darwin Was Right 4.00 The Sandwich Man (1966)
6.00 Latest News 6.30 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joined by guests from the world of politics to discuss local and national issues. 7.00 The Non-League Football Show All the latest non-league football news and action from around the region. 8.00 Latest News 8.30 The Easy Riders Danny John-Jules and Steve Keys in a motorcycle travelogue with a difference. This time around the boys take on five countries in five days, with the challenge of climbing a mountain in each. 9.00 Tales From The Margins Umunthu. 2013. Directed by Mwiza Nyirenda. A first-person documentary on homosexuality in Malawi that investigates the complexities of tolerance, acceptance & culture in relationship to LGBTIQ rights. 10.00 FILM: Death Is A Woman (1966) Drama. Stars Mark Burns, Wanda Ventham. An undercover agent is sent to investigate a narcotics smuggling case on a Mediterranean island. 11.40 Glimpses 12.00am Noise Reel 12.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 1.00 Tales From The Margins 2.00 Latest News 2.30 The Non-League Football Show 3.30 The Easy Riders 4.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 4.30 Noise Reel 5.00 The Vote
6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it's got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. 7.30 A Question Of Sport Light-hearted sports quiz. 7.57 BBC News And Regional News 8.00 EastEnders Denise is offered a helping hand, but will she accept it? Max is forced to give Jack a reality check. One resident gets more than they bargained for. 8.30 Count Arthur Strong See highlights. 9.00 Have I Got News For You Ian, Paul and the headlines conspire to entertain topically. 9.30 Hospital People Comedy set in a fictional hospital. This mockumentary follows the lives of porters, hospital radio DJs, chaplains and managers. The series asks who exactly are all these people, and should any of them be remotely near a hospital? 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton Show Graham Norton presents a show focusing on people, trends, stories and the aspects of celebrity culture. 11.25 Luisa Omielan's What Would Beyonce Do?! 12.40am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.45 BBC News
6.00 Celebrity Eggheads The show where a team of celebrity challengers takes on arguably the greatest quiz team in Britain. 6.45 Debatable Quiz show where a panel of famous faces use their knowledge to try and help a contestant win money, but will they help or will they hinder? That's debatable. 7.30 Great British Menu Cookery competition. 8.00 Gardeners' World Gardening magazine. 9.00 Versailles Sumptuous period drama depicting the decadent and turbulent early reign of the Sun King. 9.55 Inside Versailles A closer look at the history behind the drama series Versailles. 10.00 Mock The Week Comedy show combining the best elements of panel show, stand-up and improvised games with two teams of comedians taking a satirical swipe at the news and world events. 10.30 Newsnight Indepth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines. 11.00 Later... With Jools Holland Music programme featuring sessions from contemporary and classic artists. 12.10am The People V OJ Simpson: American Crime Story 12.50 Panorama 1.20 Doctor Who
6.00 ITV News Meridian All the latest news, sport and breaking stories from across the region with Fred Dinenage and Sangeeta Bhabra. Including Meridian weather. 6.25 Party Election Broadcast By the UK Independence Party 6.30 ITV Evening News Charlene White presents the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast. 7.00 Emmerdale Pollard grows suspicious. Debbie is caught out. Belle is feeling confused. 7.30 Coronation Street 8.00 River Monsters See highlights. 8.30 Coronation Street 9.00 Lethal Weapon US drama series based on the film franchise. 10.00 ITV News At Ten Alastair Stewart presents the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast. 10.40 ITV News Meridian A round-up of all the latest news from across the region. Includes Meridian weather. 10.50 The Keith And Paddy Picture Show 11.20 Benidorm On a trip to the waterfalls of Callosa, Mick upsets Janice and it looks like their relationship might not survive this time. 12.15am Jackpot247 3.00 Storage Hoarders 3.50 ITV Nightscreen
6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain Live 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 A1: Britain's Longest Road 11.45 Close Calls: On Camera 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Boss 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Garden Rescue 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 5.15 Pointless
6.00am TBA 6.30 A1: Britain's Longest Road 7.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 8.00 The World According To Kids 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Two Tribes 1.30 TBA 1.40 FILM: Camelot (1967) 4.30 Red Rock 5.15 Antiques Road Trip
6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV News Meridian 2.00 Dickinson's Real Deal 3.00 Masterpiece With Alan Titchmarsh 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 Babushka
6.00am Countdown 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond (x3) 9.05 Frasier 9.35 Frasier 10.05 Car S.O.S 11.05 Ramsay's Hotel Hell 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Couples Come Dine With Me 1.05 Posh Pawnbrokers 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen To One 4.00 Coast V Country 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Extreme Cake Makers 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks James pressurises Marnie to continue with their revenge against Mac. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 Party Election Broadcast 8.00 Posh Pawn Documentary series looking at high-end pawnbrokers in Britain. James reluctantly takes to the skies above the Isle of Wight in a plane with folding wings. 9.00 Gogglebox Comedy TV review series in which viewers share commentaries from the comfort of their sofas. 10.00 The Last Leg The double Bafta-nominated series returns live to Friday nights for the 11th series with its unique brand of irreverent satire and sharp topical comedy. The live, joyous, topical comedy extravaganza hosted by Adam Hills, Alex Brooker and Josh Widdicombe examines the biggest and most entertaining news stories and rounds up the main talking points of the week. 11.05 Britain Today Tonight Satirical comedy news show. 11.40 The Fake News Show Comedy panel show. 12.10am 8 Out Of 10 Cats 12.50 Devil’s Due 2.20 Loaded 3.10 Location, Location, Location 4.05 Building The Dream 5.00 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures 5.20 Fifteen To One Victoria Nangle
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SATURDAY 20 The Keith And Paddy Picture Show ITV1, 9.15pm A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, a couple of eejits decided to re-enact the Star Wars epic. Actually they weren’t that far away – Keith and Paddy, turn to the Jedi for their latest blockbuster interpretation, with a little help from Philip Schofield, Ant & Dec, and Michelle Keegan.
Doctor Who BBC1, 7.25pm She’s baa-aacckkk!!! A certain little someone with sociopathic lack of impulse control might be troubling the Doctor this week, and he’s in a moment of vulnerability having been asked to handle the truth. There’s this book, see, in a forbidden library in the heart of the Vatican, that holds nothing but the truth.
¸ terrestrial 6.00am Glimpses: Yukon Jake (1924) 6.10 The Giant Gila Monster (1959) 7.40 Hyde Park Corner (1935) 9.20 Climb Up the Wall (1960) 10.40 The Sicilians (1964) 12.00pm They Can't Hang Me (1955) 1.30 The Sound Barrier (1952) 3.50 Glimpses: Concorde In Flight 4.00 The Adventurers (1951) 5.35 Glimpses: Families Of The World 6.00 Latest News 6.30 Walks Around Britain Series featuring inspirational walks from around Britain. 7.00 British Wrestling Weekly All the latest happenings from the British Wrestling Coalition. 8.00 Latest News 8.30 Digital Nation The best of Local TV from across the UK. Featuring the stories you may not normally see, whether quirky, comic or hardhitting, prepare to learn more from our local TV channels. 9.00 QTube Brighton Pride 2015 from the parade to Preston Park. With Fatboy Slim, Vince Venus, Trans Pride, Actually Gay Men's Chorus, Peter Tatchell and many more. 10.00 FILM: Mix Me A Person (1962) Drama. Director: Leslie Norman. Stars Anne Baxter, Donald Sinden, Carole Ann Ford & Adam Faith. A barrister's wife, who is a psychiatrist, takes on one of the cases that he has failed to win. 12.00am The Baba Brinkman Show 12.30 Elements 1.00 QTube 2.00 Latest News 2.30 British Wrestling Weekly 3.30 Digital Nation 4.00 The Baba Brinkman Show 4.30 Elements 5.00 Amp'd With Johnny Doom 5.30 Walks Around Britain
6.20 BBC News 6.30 South East Today 6.35 Pointless Celebrities Musicals. A special celebrity musicals edition of the general knowledge quiz in which four teams try to come up with the answers that no-one else could think of. Presented by Alexander Armstrong and co-host Richard Osman. Featuring Tim Rice and Don Black, Siobhan Dillon and Connie Fisher, Claire Sweeney and Nigel Planer, and Cory English and Phill Jupitus. 7.25 Doctor Who See highlights. 8.15 Who Dares Wins 9.00 Casualty End of the Road. It is time for Hugo to go home, but is Connie ready to let him go? 9.50 BBC News 10.10 Clique In the first year of uni, two best friends find themselves drawn to an elite clique. 10.55 Clique 11.40 FILM: Insomnia (2002) Psychological thriller. Starring Al Pacino, Robin Williams, Martin Donovan, Hilary Swank. Detective Will Dormer, a veteran of the Los Angeles Police Department, temporarily escapes an internal affairs investigation that may ruin his career by travelling to Nightmute, Alaska, to investigate the murder of a 17-yearold girl. 1.35am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.40 BBC News
6.10 Natural World Nature documentary featuring the wildlife of Hawaii's famous surf zone and the surfers and scientists who are fighting to protect it. 7.00 Mexico: Earth's Festival Of Life Documentary series revealing Mexico's astonishing wildlife, landscape and culture in three distinct worlds great mountain ranges, tropical forests and scorching deserts. 8.00 Yorkshire Wolds Way Adventurer Paul Rose explores the 79 miles of the Yorkshire Wolds Way, arguably Britain's least wellknown national walking trail. 8.30 Dad's Army Wartime sitcom. 9.00 FILM: Philomena (2013) Starring Judi Dench, Steve Coogan, Mare Winningham, Michelle Fairley. Drama recounting the true story of Philomena Lee, a Catholic woman who gives birth out of wedlock in 1950s Ireland. 10.35 QI XL Messing With Your Mind. Quiz show in which the aim is to be interesting. Stephen Fry messes with your mind. With Sarah Millican, Tommy Tiernan, Josh Widdicombe and Alan Davies. 11.20 Versailles Sumptuous period drama 12.10am Inside Versailles 12.20 FILM: Cabaret (1972)
6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen 11.30 Mary Berry's Absolute Favourites 12.00pm Football Focus 1.00 BBC News 1.15 Bargain Hunt 2.15 TBA 3.10 FILM: Wreck-It Ralph (2012) 4.45 FILM: Monsters University (2013)
Cabin Fever Channel 4, 8pm Engineer Dick Strawbridge and master craftsman Will Hardie follow something of a clever competition that sounds like what might happen if Top Gear met Grand Designs. The challenge is to build a pop-up hotel made up of eight beautiful and unique cabins, that will be moved around the Welsh landscape every month. For only £11,000.
6.20am FILM: The Charge Of The Light Brigade (1936) 8.10 FILM: Kismet (1955) 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Monty Halls' Great Hebridean Escape 12.00pm Great British Menu 12.30 Great British Menu 1.00 Hitchcock's Leading Actors: Talking Pictures 1.30 FILM: North By Northwest (1959) 3.40 Flog It! 4.10 Trust Me, I'm A Vet 5.10 Gardeners' World
6.00am Children’s television 6.50 Dino Dan: Trek's Adventures 7.00 The Oddbods Show 7.05 Marvel's Avengers Assemble 7.30 Thunderbirds Are Go 7.55 NinjaGo: Masters Of Spinjitzu 8.25 ITV News 8.30 Weekend 9.25 The Home Game 10.20 Judge Rinder 11.15 Tipping Point 12.20pm ITV News 12.25 Bigheads 1.30 ITV Racing: Live From Newbury 4.00 Paul O'Grady: For The Love Of Dogs 4.30 Catchphrase 5.15 Britain's Got More Talent 6.15 ITV News Meridian 6.25 ITV News 6.45 Take Me Out Paddy McGuinness plays matchmaker to 30 single women looking for love. Braving the love lift are fitness coordinator Dathan from London, pianist Scott from Huddersfield, research executive George from Surrey and construction worker Nick from New Zealand. Plus, there is a chance to catch up with last week's couples on the isle of Fernandos. 8.00 Britain's Got Talent 9.20 The Keith And Paddy Picture Show The pair turn their attention to Star Wars, with help from Michelle Keagan, Phillip Schofield, plus Ant & Dec. 9.50 FILM: Total Recall (1990) Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Rachel Ticotin, Sharon Stone, Michael Ironside. Sci-fi actioner. Douglas Quaid begins to doubt his identity when he starts experiencing repressed memories about Mars, a planet he thinks he has never visited. As he delves deeper into the mystery he begins to question reality, and wonders which of his memories are true. 10.50 ITV News The latest headlines from around the world. 11.05 FILM: Total Recall (1990) We’re going to Mars! 12.20am Jackpot247 3.00 Who's Doing The Dishes? 3.50 ITV Nightscreen
6.15am Motorsport 6.45 Mobil 1 The Grid 7.10 Everybody Loves Raymond (x3) 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 The Big Bang Theory 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.30 The Simpsons 11.00 The Simpsons 11.30 The Simpsons 12.00pm Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA 12.55 Come Dine With Me (x5) 3.30 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 4.30 Big House, Little House 5.30 Location, Location, Location 6.30 Channel 4 News 7.00 The Restoration Man George Clarke travels the British Isles meeting people hoping to restore architectural treasures. 8.00 Walks With My Dog Comedian Bill Bailey returns to his West Country roots for a walk on Exmoor with his dog Louie. Kirsty Wark swaps the intrigue of Westminster for the tranquillity of the Isle of Arran. And Julian Clary and his Jack Russell visit the beautiful South Downs, Britain's newest national park. 9.00 FILM: The Heat (2013) Starring Sandra Bullock, Melissa McCarthy, Demian Bichir, Marlon Wayans Action comedy. By-thebook FBI agent Ashburn is forced to team up with Boston street cop Mullins, a foul-mouthed firecracker who shoots first and asks questions later. 11.20 FILM: Your Highness (2011) Starring Danny McBride, James Franco, Natalie Portman, Justin Theroux, Zooey Deschanel. Comedy. Two princes, with extremely different personality traits, set out on a quest when the elder brother's beautiful fiancee is kidnapped by a dragonobsessed wizard. 1.15am Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA 2.05 Hollyoaks 4.05 Location, Location, Location 5.00 TBA 5.15 Fifteen To One
6.00am Glimpses: Down The Thames 7.20 The First Travelling Saleslady (1956) 8.15 Mystery Of The Wentworth Castle (1940) 9.35 Glimpses: Families Of The World (1977) 10.00 The Good Die Young (1954) 12.00pm It Happened In Soho (1948) 12.50 Captain Scarlett (1953) 2.25 The Adventurers (1951) 4.00 Glimpses: Cornwall Calling) 4.20 The Smallest Show On Earth (1957) 6.00 Latest News 6.30 Family, Faith And Fun Sarah Hopwood presents the happiness debate, a show looking at a different emotion every week and how it relates to family life, the Christian faith, and a sense of fun. 7.00 Rugby AM Alex Simmons hosts a Rugby League Chat Show. 8.00 Streamline: Safe In The City 8.15 Noise Reel Extra: BMC 8.30 Brighton Album Chart Show Probably the coolest music video chart on telly. 9.00 AK Soufflé Andrew Kay introduces special guests in this LGBTfocused chat show. 9.30 Making It Big Reality series following the lives of seven 20something Irish and English LGBT people, living in Barcelona. 10.00 FILM: Cosh Boy (1953) Drama. Starring James Kenney, Hermione Baddeley, Joan Collins. Roy and his gang drift into more and more serious offenses. 11.30 Couple of Beauties 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Fishing Saskatchewan 1.00 AK Soufflé 1.30 Making It Big 2.00 Latest News 2.30 Rugby AM 3.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 4.00 Noise Reel Extra: BMC 4.15 Streamline: Safe In The City4.30 Fishing Saskatchewan 5.00 Globetrotting 5.30 Family, Faith And Fun
6.00 BBC News The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team. 6.20 South East Today 6.30 Countryfile The people and the stories at the heart of the British countryside. 7.30 Antiques Roadshow Ightham Mote. Fiona Bruce and the experts set up camp at Ightham Moat near Sevenoaks in Kent, where they welcome 3,000 visitors laden with family heirlooms. Amongst the treasures brought to camera are a gold ring containing a lock of Byron's hair, a remarkable cache of recently discovered postcards from 1916 which reveal how a British POW sent secret messages back to his family and two Chinese paintings. 8.30 TBA 10.00 BBC News The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents worldwide. 10.20 South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South East of England. 10.30 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker presents highlights from the Premier League. 12.15am Murder In Successville 12.45 The Women's Football Show 1.20 Weather For The Week Ahead 1.25 BBC News
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MONDAY 22 Dara And Ed’s Road To Mandalay BBC2, 9pm The Irish comic pair arrive in Yangon in Myanmar at a remarkable political time – after 50 years of military rule Myanmar recently held its first open elections. Feel the frisson in the air. They also visit Aung San Suu Kyi’s house and see how young people are able to now express their support for her openly.
The Fifteen Billion Pound Railway: The Final Countdown BBC2, 9pm London’s getting a new railway directly underneath the city. It’s going to be as long as the Shard is tall, will make Farringdon Britain’s busiest station, and it’s got to battle an ancient fault line to be built. Hammer horror backstory now in place...
Loaded Channel 4, 10pm Comedy about what happens next after four friends hit it big and become multi-millionaires with a mobile phone game. The thing about coming up with a brilliant idea is that everyone expects you to come up with another one before too long. And the lads’ latest pitch is not well received by their new boss.
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6.05am The A To Z Of TV Gardening 6.50 The Instant Gardener 7.35 Gardeners' World 8.35 The Beechgrove Garden 9.05 Countryfile 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11.30 Great British Menu 12.00pm Great British Menu 12.30 Great British Menu 1.00 NW 200 Highlights 2.30 Natural World 3.30 Escape To The Continent 4.30 Final Score 5.15 Flog It!
6.0 – 6.500am Children’s television 6.50 Dino Dan: Trek's Adventures 7.00 Oddbods 7.05 Marvel's Avengers 7.30 Thunderbirds Are Go 7.55 Ben 10 8.10 Ben 10 8.25 ITV News 8.30 Weekend 9.25 Countrywise 10.00 Peston On Sunday 11.00 Judge Rinder 12.00pm ITV News 12.05 Tipping Point 1.05 Who's Doing The Dishes? 2.05 The Chase 3.05 Britain's Got Talent 4.20 FILM: The Man With The Golden Gun (1974)
6.00 Inside The Factory: How Our Favourite Foods Are Made Milk. Documentary series. 7.00 Dragons' Den Series in which budding entrepreneurs pitch business ideas to multimillionaires. 8.00 Mexico: Earth's Festival Of Life Burning North. Documentary series revealing Mexico's astonishing wildlife, landscape and culture in three distinct worlds - great mountain ranges, tropical forests and scorching deserts. Northern Mexico is the country's driest region, dominated by two great deserts - the Sonoran and Chihuahuan. And as you travel west, the conditions get hotter, drier and more challenging. In this film, we unravel the forces that have created this arid world and discover that for the animals who live here. 9.00 Dara And Ed's Road To Mandalay See highlights. 10.00 FILM: The Homesman (2014) Starring Tommy Lee Jones, Hilary Swank. Western drama. A frontier farmer saves the life of a claim jumper and persuades him to help her escort three women who have suffered breakdowns to a safe haven in Iowa. 11.55 FILM: Love Is All You Need (2012) Romantic comedy. 1.45am Question Time 2.45 Holby City
6.40 ITV News Meridian 6.45 ITV News 7.00 Bigheads 8.00 The Durrells Drama series based on Gerald Durrell's Corfu memoirs. Vasilia demands that her relationship with Larry proceeds quicker than he wants it to. Sparring for Louisa's attention, Hugh and Spiros decide to hold a cricket match between the Greeks and the Brits. 9.00 Grantchester Drama series set in the 1950s, adapted from the novels by James Runcie. Escaping his troubles, Sidney finds his way to a Romany camp that is now home to Ronnie Maguire. Initially intoxicated by the freespirited atmosphere, Sidney wonders if he will ever return home. But murder is never far from Sidney's door and when one of the community is killed, Sidney the 'outsider' is suspect number one. 10.00 ITV News 10.20 Peston On Sunday Robert Peston interviews the key political figures, newsmakers and cultural figures. 11.20 Rugby: Aviva Premiership Highlights Mark Durden-Smith and David Flatman present action from the Aviva Premiership semi-finals. 12.15am Lethal Weapon 1.00 Jackpot247 3.00 Motorsport UK 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show
6.10am Caterham Motorsport 6.40 European Taekwondo Championships 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.30pm Eat The Week 1.30 The Simpsons 2.05 FILM: Doctor Dolittle 2 (2001) 3.50 FILM: Robin Hood (1973) 5.30 George Clarke's Old House, New Home 6.30 Channel 4 News Including sport and weather. 7.00 The Supervet Documentary series following vet Noel Fitzpatrick and his team at Fitzpatrick Referrals in Surrey. Bella the Boxer has extensive injuries to her pelvis. Noel considers a stem-cell scaffolding procedure. 8.00 Cabin Fever See highlights. 9.00 The Trial: A Murder In The Family Series which blends documentary with drama as a fictional murder case is tried in a real court, revealing the inner workings of the legal system. Simon Davis is an academic accused of murdering his estranged wife Carla. 10.00 Gogglebox Comedy TV review series in which viewers share commentaries from the comfort of their sofas. 11.00 FILM: Love, Rosie (2014) Lily Collins and Sam Claflin star in Christian Ditter's romcom about two lifelong friends, adapted from Cecelia Ahern's novel Where Rainbows End. 1.30am The Last Leg 2.25 Millionaires' Mansions: Designing Britain's Most Exclusive Homes 3.20 Location, Location, Location 4.15 KOTV Boxing Weekly 4.40 Gillette World Sport 5.05 Mobil 1 The Grid 5.30 Shipping Wars UK
6.00am Yank In Ermine (1955) 7.40 Dick Tracy 8.05 Tower of Terror (1941) 9.40 Glimpses: This Fowl Business 10.00 Carrington VC (1955) 12.00pm The Browning Version (1951) 1.50 Glimpses: Brighton In the 50s 1.55 Liz Fraser Presents... 2.00 I'm All Right Jack (1959) 3.35 Glimpses 4.00 The Late Edwina Black (1951) 5.35 Glimpses: Charles' Elopement 6.00 Latest News 6.30 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joined by guests from the world of politics to discuss local and national issues. 7.00 The Non-League Football Show All the latest non-league football news and action from around the region. 8.00 Latest News 8.30 Brighton Lights Joe Fuller presents a roundup of the week's must-see events in Brighton, Hove and beyond. 9.00 Tales From The Margins Out & About. 2016. Directed by Koen Suidgeest. Produced in Russia, Kenya, and Indonesia, a documentary that dives into the world of LGBT family members where being gay is illegal. 10.00 FILM: Night of the Big Heat (1967) Sci-Fi. Directed by Terence Fisher. Starring Christopher Lee, Peter Cushing & Patrick Allen. A heatwave forces the atmosphere to boiling point. It falls to Godfrey Hanson to discover the reason. 11.50 Glimpses: Along Pilgrims Way 12.00am Under The Radar 12.30 Amp'd With Johnny Doom 1.00 Tales From The Margins 2.00 Latest News 2.30 The Non-League Football Show 3.30 Brighton Lights 4.00 Under The Radar 4.30 Amp'd With Johnny Doom 5.00 The Vote (x2)
6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Going Back Giving Back 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 A1: Britain's Longest Road 11.45 Close Calls: On Camera 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 !mpossible 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 RHS Chelsea Flower Show 2017 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The Andrew Neil Interviews 7.30 RHS Chelsea Flower Show 2017 7.57 BBC News And Regional News The latest national and international news stories. 8.00 EastEnders Shirley struggles with the burden of her secret. Dot attempts to fix the mess with Charlie and Jack. 8.30 Would I Lie To You? Comedy panel show in which teams must sort the truth from the fiction. 9.00 Doctor In The House Medical documentary series. In each episode a family invites a GP into their home to investigate every aspect of their lives. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Have I Got A Bit More News For You Extended version of the satirical news quiz. Regular team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by a guest host and guest panellists Steph McGovern and Gyles Brandreth. 11.25 The Graham Norton Show Graham Norton presents a show focusing on people, trends, stories and the aspects of celebrity culture that interest him most. 12.15am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.20 BBC News
6.00am Flog It! Trade Secrets 6.30 A1: Britain's Longest Road 7.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 8.00 Antiques Roadshow 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Two Tribes 1.30 Channel Patrol 2.15 Red Rock 3.00 Hairy Bikers' Best Of British 3.45 Coming Home 4.15 Greece With Simon Reeve 5.15 Antiques Road Trip 6.00 Debatable Quiz show where a panel of famous faces use their knowledge to try and help a contestant win money, but will they help or will they hinder? That's debatable. 6.45 Celebrity Eggheads The show where a team of celebrity challengers takes on arguably the greatest quiz team in Britain. 7.30 Great British Menu Cookery competition. 8.00 RHS Chelsea Flower Show 2017 9.00 The Fifteen Billion Pound Railway: The Final Countdown See highlights. 10.00 Detectorists Comedy series about two friends who go in search of their hearts' desire with a couple of metal detectors. Lance and Andy have not told anyone that they are hot on the trail of the holy grail of metal detecting the final resting place of King Sexred of the East Saxons. Except that members of the rival detecting club already seem to know all about it. Who is the mole? 10.30 Newsnight 11.15 Morocco To Timbuktu: An Arabian Adventure Arabist and explorer Alice Morrison takes on the vast Sahara in an epic camel trek over the dunes. 12.15am MasterChef: The Finals 1.15 Countryfile 2.10 Amazing Hotels: Life Beyond The Lobby
6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Tracy faces the consequences. Rebecca is conflicted. Charity spots an opportunity. 7.30 Coronation Street Adam sticks the boot into Daniel. Johnny faces some unwelcome news. Norris has Mary running around after him. 8.00 Britain As Seen On ITV Rule Britannia. The final episode in the series celebrates some of the things for which Britain remains famous around the world including the beloved Sunday roast, the changing face - and uniform - of the British bobby and good oldfashioned telephone boxes. 8.30 Coronation Street Adam puts Daniel to the test. Accusations fly between Sarah and Bethany. Johnny and Aidan bury their secrets at Underworld. 9.00 TBA 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.40 ITV News Meridian 10.50 Don't Ask Me Ask Britain Live, interactive, comedy game show hosted by Alexander Armstrong. 11.55 The Chase Quiz show hosted by Bradley Walsh. 12.45am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.55 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show
6.00am Countdown 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.05 Frasier (x2) 10.05 Ramsay's Hotel Hell 11.00 A Place In The Sun 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Couples Come Dine With Me 1.05 Posh Pawnbrokers 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen To One 4.00 Coast V Country 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Cleo and Joel share a moment as Prince and Hunter celebrate their birthday. There's some miscommunication between Hunter and Neeta, and the teens take a road trip to remember. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 Party Election Broadcast 8.00 Food Unwrapped Series exploring how our food is really made and the industry secrets behind our favourite produce. 8.30 The Fake News Show Comedy panel show which peeks behind the wobbly facade of fake news. 9.00 The Trial: A Murder In The Family Series which blends documentary with drama as a fictional murder case is tried in a real court, revealing the inner workings of the legal system. The trial continues with key evidence from Carla and Simon's friends, colleagues and family. 11.55 Shut-Ins: Britain's Fattest Woman Documentary. 12.55am Never Seen A Doctor 1.50 The Wild Weekenders 2.45 Location, Location, Location 3.40 Building The Dream 4.35 Shipping Wars UK 5.05 The World's Most Expensive Cars
Published on May 15, 2017
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