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THE BRIGHTON MAGAZINE

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Channel 7 Channel 159 FREE | 14 – 20 February 2017 | Issue 816

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estselling author, photographer and TV presenter Levison Wood will be at Theatre Royal Brighton on Monday 27 February, sharing his experiences and exploits as a modern day explorer. With his keen desire to immerse himself fully in local cultures and customs, Levison Wood has delighted audiences around the globe with stories of his epic adventures, ranging from being chased by crocodiles and hippos in Africa, shot at by gunmen, falling off a mountain, being arrested more times than he can remember and meeting such illustrious characters as the Dalai Lama and George Clooney along the way. Levison’s latest tour will include further tales and behind the scenes moments from his journeys walking the length of the Nile and the Himalayas, alongside his most recent travels walking 1700 miles along the length of Central America, taking in 8 countries from Mexico to Colombia and his bid to cross the treacherous Darien Gap. To be in with a chance of winning a pair of tickets for the show, just answer the question below:

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4 THE SALT ROOM Fabulous fish, delicious desserts and afternoon teas have put The Salt Room on the top table nationally

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ny regular readers will know that I'm a culture geek: imbibing music, film, books, games, opera, theatre and any other art forms that I can. One form I'd like to proselytise is dance. I grew up as a music lover mainly and think that this is the main art form to consume and discuss for a lot of people, particularly in Brighton. Music might always be central to my cultural life, but after going to hundreds of traditionally set up gigs I wanted to try new things, which is why I've been drawn more to opera and dance in the last few years. With choreographers like Hofesh Shechter or Richard Alston, the soundtrack is a crucial part of the overall show. Shechter's 'barbarians' for example was a loud sensorial assault with electronic music redolent of Arca, whereas Alston's 'Rejoice in the Lamb' featured a glorious cantata by Benjamin Britten. Apologies to regular readers who might get bored of me going on about the variety in the arts to explore but I shall probably keep on about it for a long time hence. The Candoco Dance Company at the Dome this Friday could well be a perfect first dance show to try out if you are as yet unconverted. CDC are the world's leading contemporary dance company of disabled and non­disabled performers and this show is a double bill. One piece explores hidden prejudices and is presented by a visual artist (Hetain Patel) while the other features movements described as “sinuous and expressive”, large chunks of fabric and a prominent score (Sadler's Wells' New Wave Artist Alexander Whitley). The reviews have been good (including our own Enna Andrews who praised their previous show for being compelling and thought­ provoking), and the tickets are very affordable.

6 HOT LIST Brighton and Hove’s leading restaurants and eateries

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8 NANGLE NATTERS Bully for you – Nangle and the schoolyard bullies

9 SUSAN CALMAN INTERVIEW

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Star of BBC Radio 4, QI and stand­up joy, Susan Calman talks with Victoria Nangle

10 LOUIS MICHAEL: LOUDMOUTH Louis is loud and proud

10 AK SOUFFLÉ Andrew embraces a new camp experience

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11 ENTERTAINMENT NEWS What’s on for stage, comedy, art & music

13 TV LISTINGS

Joe Fuller

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THE CALL OF THE SEA > Latest’s Andrew Kay talks to Razak Helalat, the man behind The Salt Room, Brighton’s successful seafront seafood restaurant that is listed in the top 100 British Restaurants fun process of going back and forth until we get it just right. Did you create The Salt Room to fill a gap in the city's restaurant scene? Yes, I wanted to a create a restaurant that complimented The Coal Shed and wanted to use the great location and views of Brighton’s seafront to showcase the great local produce that we are so lucky to have.

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azak, or Raz as he is better known, is the man behind not only The Salt Room but also an equally successful and popular Brighton restaurant The Coal Shed. Creating one successful restaurant in a city unusually full of places to dine is quite an achievement, to

Your head chef Dave has a very inventive and rather unique approach to cooking: do you give him free rein or do you ever have to rein him in? I encourage creative development within all the staff and have worked with and known Dave for a long time now. I feel that he fully understands my vision and he knows how to utilise his skills to achieve this.

The Salt Room Afternoon Tea, which we are super excited about. Dave, Laura and myself have been working to bring our own take to this classic British offering. We have also worked hard at producing an affordable and quick lunch and pre­ theatre menu along with our Sunday Sharing Roasts which is proving popular.

Owning two successful restaurants must be very demanding but surely with that success comes further ambition, what next? We are a young and ambitious group and have lots of ideas... time will tell and I’m sure you will be one of the first to know very soon.

“ My chef Dave fully understands my vision & he knows how to utilise his skills to achieve this – Laura has proven that pastry chefs are not a thing of the past ” create a second that is equally successful is simply extraordinary. But Brighton and Hove’s restaurants are achieving both national and international acclaim and the city is firmly established on the global gourmet map these days. The Salt Room is indeed listed in the Sunday Times Top 100 Restaurant list for 2017. With this in mind I wanted to find out more from Raz about what drives him, and his team, forward.

I had thought that pastry chefs had become a thing of the past but at The Salt Room you have Laura and her skill with desserts has certainly been more than noticed. Laura has proven that pastry chefs are not a thing of the past and has become a huge asset to the business. In fact, the Taste of the Pier dessert has proven to be a bigger success than we ever thought and has been the most photographed and Instagrammed dish that we have had.

You have a new menu this month, where does the inspiration come from? Is it a collaboration between you and your chefs? I wanted to broaden the menu and put some old classics and some firm favourites from previous menus that our customers kept asking for. It is 100% a collaboration between myself and the chefs which is a

You are now entering your second year and have had a lot of acclaim. How has the concept grown in those two years? Will we see changes? We are growing the menu slightly, as we want to appeal to a wider audience. We have introduced different menus so that there is something for everyone throughout the week. We are just about the launch

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Your first venture here was The Coal Shed restaurant, how do the two venues work together? Very well, they are like ying and yang and compliment each other very well, with one focusing on meat and the other on fish. The Salt Room has certainly played a big part in raising the city's reputation as a gastronomic destination. Do you have a good relationship with the city's other fine restaurants? I feel that we do and yes we are very close with a lot of the owners and chefs. We are always exchanging ideas and advice and there is a strong community in Brighton, and I am sure this is part of the reason as to why it has become a gastronomic destination.

You are now launching a new afternoon tea menu, no doubt it will carry your signature quirkiness. What might we expect? (Here Raz simply lists the menu, which speaks for itself, but if in any doubt then look over and read my report on this most advanced version of a traditional British delight. AK) SAVOURY (CHOICE OF 4) Crab Scotch egg Rockefeller oyster Truffled grilled cheese Salmon & squid ink bun Aged beef tartare & egg yolk Jam sandwich SWEET Candy floss Plain scones, House made clotted cream & strawberry elderflower jam Chocolate pebbles Pistachio & raspberry battenburg Rhubarb & custard macaroon Orange & yuzu posset

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ANDREW KAY Dines Out

> The Salt Room shines bright

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t has always amazed me how few fish and seafood restaurants that we have here in this beautiful city by the sea. I was equally amazed by the continued failure of the restaurant site in the eastern corner of the Hilton Brighton Metropole with its great location, terrace and sea views. For years it was something of an accident black spot when it came to dining – then along comes The Salt Room. You will, I hope, have read my interview on the left with Raz, the man behind The Salt Room which is celebrating its second anniversary, but the proof as they say is in the pudding…. Well before we get to that pudding let's get back to beginnings, by which I mean starters, and what starters. I had been invited along to sample a selection of dishes from their new menu, always a treat and this was one hell of a treat! I was joined by my dear friend Ms L, some of you will know her from my TV series Cook It! Yes her, a seasoned food lover and expert home cook.

the fact that on the slab it is pug ugly! But my how good it tastes. Dave had cooked it to perfection and served it with brilliantly tender water­bathed octopus and sea vegetables. I looked on with such envy, but Ms L knows that sharing is caring and I too was able to indulge in her fine plate of food. I had line caught sea bass, again beautifully cooked. It came with a chicken jus, not as crazy as it might sound. The potato puree was about 70% butter I reckoned, the puree of broccoli a real surprise and to crown it all crab­glazed roscoff onions filled with white crab meat. Now those onions… bring them on, I want them more and more. Laura is the pastry chef at The Salt Room and has really made her presence felt with her extraordinary Taste of the Pier sharing dessert. We both sat in anticipation, and quite rightly so. First out was her award winning chocolate dessert that included a cob nut "Nutella" style mousse, home made aerated chocolate, macaron, waffle ice­ cream and crumb and delicious dehydrated milk crisps. It was exemplary, rich but not heavy. She went on to stun us with a new apple fritter dessert that included an apple granita, compressed granny smiths, apple jelly… oh yes, the fritters, what a treat. We were modest in our drinking sharing a bottle of house white and we sat back, replete, happy, and ready to relax. Then Dave the head chef and Laura the pastry chef appeared and suggested that we had a break before they served afternoon tea. I gasped in, well fear as much as anything. How could I possibly eat any more. They said that they understood but really wanted me to see their new creation, and

“ The Salt Room is impressive on every level, luxurious, stylish, brilliantly located, immaculate service & of course divine food. It really is a jewel in the city's crown ”

First out was a salt cod croquette served with taramasalata. The salt cod was perfection, not salty at all, thank heavens, so many cooks fail to soak it for long enough. The taramasalata was divine, perfectly balanced flavours if slightly scary in colour, but it did look great alongside the golden croquette. Next an oyster, a jewel of an oyster with a delicate verjus dressing. Dave the chef sources these from a small supplier in Ireland and I declare them to be amongst the finest I have ever eaten – and I have eaten a lot. This was followed by an exemplary dish of raw sea bream. So fresh, clean and light, the accompanying finely sliced fennel and radish and chilli adding to the impact without overwhelming the delicate fish. It was sharp, creamy, crisp, spicy and ultimately quite the best raw fish dish I have ever tasted. Ms L was equally impressed by this dish and that was simply the start. Her main course was gurnard, a much neglected fish, in part due to LATEST TV | VIRGIN MEDIA 159 | FREEVIEW CHANNEL 7

what a creation it is. We declined the offer of G&T tea or Tattinger tea and settled on Earl Grey, and when it arrived we look on in wonder. Afternoon tea is nice but seldom a work of true gastronomy. Not any more! This was spectacular and despite being full I had to try the oyster Rockefeller, crab and salmon scotch egg and the witty steak tartare take on a jam sandwich. Ms L had the truffled cheese toasty and made light work of a perfect scone with home made jam and home made clotted cream. I struggled down a wonderful rhubarb and custard macaron and sat back feeling rather ashamed of myself, not for eating too much but for leaving food untasted! The Salt Room is impressive on every level, luxurious, stylish, brilliantly located, immaculate service and of course divine food. It really is a jewel in the city's crown. 106 King's Rd, Brighton, BN1 2FA 01273 929488 saltroom­restaurant.co.uk

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Breeze Brasserie, Brighton

Just a small selection of Brighton’s eclectic dining experiences.

Bright and chilled, Breeze is situated on North Laine’s Trafalgar Street. Breeze’s atmosphere matches its name with friendly service and a stylish eclectic look with modern cafe seating, comfy banquettes and walls covered in fascinating clocks and mirrors. The menu is a bold combination of influences from around the globe, served in generous portions at very affordable prices, and the new lunchtime menu is packed with treats. www.breezebrasserie.co.uk | info@breezebrasserie.co.uk 98 Trafalgar St, Brighton and Hove, BN1 4ER | 01273 693377

Chaula’s, Lewes

Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. There is also a wide variety of vegetarian and vegan, as well as gluten and wheat­free dishes. Buffet available 12pm–3pm, Monday to Saturday. Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk

Chaula’s, Brighton

A second venue for this brilliant Indian restaurant is now open here in Brighton. Chaula and her team breathe fresh air into the idea of Indian food with authentic recipes served in stylish surroundings. The cooking has an altogether healthier approach – but not at the cost of flavour. Thali Deals available 12pm­3pm; Meal Deal £9.99. Brighton, BN1 1HT, 01273 771661, www.chaulas.co.uk


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Moksha Caffe, Brighton

Drakes, Brighton

We are an independent, family run café and restaurant and our aim is to make our customers feel at home. So sit back, relax and enjoy great coffee and our delicious food. We believe that we are Brighton's best independent café so stop by when you need that caffeine kick or you’re feeling hungry! We promise to satisfy the biggest of appetites! Our food is locally sourced and free­range and we use organic milk. Check out our reviews on TripAdvisor. www.mokshacaffe.com | 01273 248890 Moksha Caffe, 4­5 York Place, BN1 4GU Brighton

The exceptional standards of the fine dining Restaurant at Drakes has earned them many accolades, including being awarded the highest score of all Brighton restaurants in the 2016 Good Food Guide for the 7th consecutive year. Classic British (with a bit of a twist) and Modern European dishes are created using only the finest, seasonal ingredients. Quote “The Latest” when booking lunch* and receive 3 courses for the price of 2. (*not Sunday – limit 6 people) The Restaurant at Drakes, 43­44 Marine Parade, Brighton, BN2 1PE 01273 696934, www.drakesofbrighton.com

The Chilli Pickle

Boho Gelato, Brighton

A local favourite with national recognition which combines traditional Indian methods with local produce and an individual style. An ample Thalis menu spices up a midday meeting whilst the evening menu offers inventive street food, decadent Tandoori dishes and tasty regional curries, served in a vibrant and bustling setting. 17 Jubilee Square, Brighton, 01273 900383, www.thechillipickle.com

The Chilli Pickle Canteen

The definitive delivery service from The Chilli Pickle. The specially designed Thali Boxes and Railway Trays have been awarded Britain’s best takeaway at the British Curry awards for the last two consecutive years. The menu showcases some of the restaurant’s familiar touches, with regional curries, street food and homemade pickles and chutneys. www.thechillipickle.com/canteen | 01273 900384 | Facebook: /thechillipickle

24 ever­changing Italian Ice Cream flavours ranging from Vanilla to Violet, Mango to Mojito and Apple to Avocado taken from an ever growing list of now over 400! Handmade on site daily at 6 Pool Valley Brighton – Off East Street near the Palace Pier and also available at their new shop in Ship Street. www.bohogelato.co.uk | 6 Pool Valley, Brighton New Shop – 31 Ship Street, Brighton | 01273 727205


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NANGLE NATTERS Victoria Nangle

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> Bully for you

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tatistically, pretty much everyone has been or knows someone who has been effected by bullying in their life. I say ‘statistically’ – really, I don’t know the stats but the way it seems to me is that anyone who ever went to school would’ve witnessed bullying and that’s most of the people in this country. It also happens in the work place – and the tricky thing with both school and work is that it’s a hierarchical environment and no one wants to think that they can’t cope on their own. Which can lead to situations spiralling as the bullied struggles to manage, and asking for help from management or teachers is frequently seen as the last, rather than the first, resort. One of the worst culprits of stealth bullying is the dreaded ‘banter’, or ‘bants’. It’s a horrible word that declares from the start that if you can’t take the heat, then you simply have no sense of humour. Evil. You can have a source of fun without being a source of fun. I’ve had experience from both sides of the bullying coin – although it wasn’t my plan. I was picked on at school (fine with the height­related name­ calling, not so good on being chased around school being threatened with a deodorant aerosol) – and I picked on at school. Although I didn’t realise it until I was called out on my behaviour. There used to be a group of about half a dozen kids that would hang out at the computer lab during break time. Some were older than me, a couple were younger. The younger ones were a couple of bright computer whizz boys, and I was usually the only girl. I thought I got on well with all of them, until one day one of the younger kids told me that I was bullying him. I was aghast. I felt terrible, and immediately apologised and promised to keep my distance. I checked with his pal – with whom I spoke in exactly the same way – if I was bullying him too, but he said he was perfectly happy with how we were and he couldn’t see the problem. But there was a problem. And things were better after I kept my distance from the first boy. I checked – it wasn’t just my impression – they were better. That was how I stopped being bullied at school – I asked them to stop. They didn’t realise they were doing it either. I’m not saying that everyone’s lovely deep down. Some people are simply vicious. Just believe someone if they tell you you’re a bully, even if you never meant to be.

“ You can have a

source of fun without being a source of fun ”

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SUSAN CALMAN > Star of BBC Radio 4, QI and stand­up joy, Susan Calman was to bring her new show to Hove this week – now moved to October. Victoria Nangle talked to her before the new date was announced. I very much like the idea of The Calman Before The Storm – challenging assumptions about you. You were very clear on Radio 4 not to be drawn out on your stance on the Scottish referendum in the run up to it. Why talk about your politics now? I’m not talking about my politics as such, more about a holistic sense of what I want the world to be like. Negative rhetoric seems to be the norm just now and I’m a woman who wants kindness and

understanding to come to the fore again. The show isn’t a personal manifesto about a particular party or policy. I’m reading your book at the moment. Thank you for it. Why do you think there has been a rise in awareness of mental health and self­care in more recent times? I think that the internet allows people to post their thoughts and feelings about mental health in an accessible way. I would also like to believe that, in general, society is slightly more open to listening to people’s stories and perhaps having some empathy with them. You mention that you feel you have collected many labels – lesbian, Scottish, female, BBC Radio 4, mental health comedian – some of which clearly

tessellate. Could it be that in trying to pigeon­hole you your describers have left you with the broadest description – covering so many things? It’s not unusual to collect a number of labels. It’s a way for people to find you if nothing else! It’s no different to people listening to a half hour comedy show on the radio and thinking

What are the most frequent incorrect assumptions you find that you make about other people? I genuinely try not to judge people, but if I meet someone who genuinely thinks Donald Trump is the right man to be President of the United States I would struggle to enjoy their company.

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norm just now and I’m a woman who wants kindness and understanding ” that they know what my stand­ up will be like. I don’t have a problem with being labelled as one thing or another, but I enjoy playing with expectations that audiences might have. Is there any extra description that you would like to add to your list of labels that has previously been left off? Dancer. I’m a great dancer. I’m not really but I’d like to be. I’m starting a campaign to get me on Strictly next year. Then I can learn to dance. What are the most frequent incorrect assumptions people make about you? People think I’m more confident than I actually am because of the job that I do. I’m actually quite a shy person and people can be surprised after a show if I’m standing at the bar that I’m quite nervous about meeting people. I am confident on stage. Off stage is a bit different.

What are your plans for the next 12 months? Touring until June, writing and recording another solo series for Radio 4, my sitcom will be on the wireless in the spring, hopefully writing another book, pitching TV projects, being on News Quiz and other shows. Lots. If you had the month off, an unlimited budget for that entire month, and a super power – just for the month – what would you do? (You get to choose the superpower). I’d like the power of teleportation then I’d visit all of the places in the world I’ve never been. What present would you most like to give to your wife and why? We’ve just moved house so I’d like to give her the gift of half a house. Which is what I’ve got her. I hope she likes it. She’d better. Financially we are now tied together until death. What’s your favourite memory/story of Brighton? I spent an evening in a bar with my friend Gavin. It was mostly full of burly men doing karaoke. They were very nice to me. Susan Calman – The Calman Before The Storm, The Old Market, Monday 13 October 2017, 8pm


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ANDREW KAY AK Soufflé > Camp? Moi?

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am sure I am not alone in this, but until a weekend ago I had never been to a Butlins, or any kind of holiday camp for that matter. But when the opportunity came up to join a group of friends at an adult only ‘80s music weekender we all thought “why not?”. Why not indeed. It was Bognor Regis, so close, it was inexpensive so a cheap weekend away, and the line up was full of the pop icons of my early adult years: Paul Young, Hazel Dean, Sonia, Katrina and, headlining, Jason Donovan. I admit to having danced my socks off to most of the line­up in an assortment of gay bars and clubs across the south east in my early 20s and beyond, well perhaps not Jason, but in those days he was on the gay scene persona non grata, an unfortunate situation that led to a court case and the eventual demise of a much loved magazine. I had no idea what to expect but I was in for a real treat. Okay, there were things that I thought could be better, the range of food options was pretty limited, not bad, just limited and there was a definite lack of healthy options or ethnic foods for that matter, that is if you discount pizzas and a token chicken tikka massala. I ate a lot of chips to be honest, and as a treat a lot of chips went down very well. The music was fun, some better than others. Jason Donovan had the audience whipped up pretty fast and delivered all his hits, Katrina was okay, but limited by her lack of hits and Hazel Dean was passable, which was disappointing. Paul Young's voice is not what it was but his set was entertaining enough but it was Sonia who won our hearts with a fabulous set of hits delivered with energy and sincerity, and her voice is as good as ever. The real winning factor though was the atmosphere, a true sense of fun, no aggression, affable drunkenness and good manners all around. The staff are immaculate and their smiles seem genuine rather that forced and nothing seems to be too much trouble. The signage and maps are pretty useless though and navigating the huge site was tough. And their app is pretty damned useless and needs work. I even went swimming, or should I say wallowing, swimming through a sea of inflatable toys is pretty tough. And I took my first trip down a flume, an ambiguous experience that combined speed, excitement and the feeling of being flushed down an enormous lavatory. Would I return? Well not to the flume but definitely to a Butlins music weekender.

“ I ate a lot of chips to be honest, and as a treat a lot of chips went down very well ”

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LOUIS MICHAEL Loudmouth

@louisxmichael

> Embracing the vivacity of loudness

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was born loud. I came into the world noisy and nothing’s changed. But after twenty years of being told to be quiet, being shot sideways glances, and hearing “I just followed your voice” more times in two decades than most people get in an entire lifetime, I’ve had to come to terms with the fact that my voice has more frequent flyer miles than anyone else’s. Albeit entirely unintentionally, I seem to have created a name for myself as being loud. Somewhere between baby and child I missed the ‘quiet down’ memo and instead made a seamless transition from noisy newborn to noisy schoolboy. So when the baton was passed to my school teachers to contend with my voice I was exposed to a whole new range of attempts to dampen me down. I think the present volume and quantity of my voice serves as evidence for their effectiveness.

“ Somewhere between baby and child I missed the ‘quiet down’ memo ” Speaking from experience let me offer some advice to teachers who are struggling with their own classroom loudmouths. Do not pretend as if they are the only ones talking when clearly they were not talking to themselves. At least be equal with your unfair punishment. And stop homing in on them amongst a classroom of talking children just because it’s their voice you happen to hear rising above the chatter. That’s vocal chord discrimination! Just to set the record straight being loud is brilliant. Undeniably the guy who talks on his phone the entire bus journey is obnoxious, but viewing the topic from another perspective there’s an unquestionable vivacity to being loud. There’s an undeniable energy around loud people, an enthusiasm and an unfiltered zest for life, an intensity and a passion that I feel is too often labelled as excessive or overbearing. I can only speak for myself when I say my loudness comes from a place of excitement, but give a loud person half a chance and no doubt they’ll prove their voice comes from somewhere just as positive. Despite the relentless school day scoldings of the past, and the ‘indoor voice’ reminders of the present, I wouldn’t change my loudness for the world. It makes me who I am and I love it. As with any trait you are made to feel self conscious about, take it and make it your own. Fit it into your armour and wear it proudly. I am loud. I’d bet I’m louder than you. I am Loudmouth Louis. LATEST TV | VIRGIN MEDIA 159 | FREEVIEW CHANNEL 7


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> The joy of farce

> James Acaster – Recognise

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f you are of a certain age you might well remember televised versions of the Whitehall Farces, a feast of door­slamming, trouser­ dropping comedy farces created by Ray Cooney. Ray Cooney is celebrating both his eighty fifth birthday and seventy years in showbiz in 2017 and, working with producer Tom O’Connell, launching a brand new season of Ray’s comedies The first production will be an updated version of his Olivier Award winning Out Of Order, which heads to Brighton next month! Cooney’s credits include Run For Your Wife, Funny Money and Two Into One, Caught in the Net and It Runs in the Family. Out Of Order was first produced regionally in 1980, under the original title Whose Wife is it Anyway, with Cooney playing ‘George Pigden’. The show was subsequently produced in the West End in 1990 starring Donald Sinden, Sandra Dickinson and Michael Williams, with Cooney directing. When Tory Junior Minister Richard Willey tries to spend the evening with Jane, one of the Opposition’s secretaries, in the Westminster Hotel, things don’t exactly go according to plan ­ starting with the discovery of a body trapped in the hotel’s only unreliable sash window. Enlisting the help of his hapless private secretary George Pigden, Willey’s sticky situation goes from bad to worse and with the arrival of Jane’s distraught young

husband and with the addition of an unscrupulous waiter, Mrs Willey and Nurse Foster things really come to a head! Ray Cooney said “Having directed my Olivier Award winning play in London and all over the world, and hearing all that wonderful raucous laughter from audiences, it has become one of my favourite plays. I've updated it to present day and, fortunately, the basic premise of a philandering politician is as likely today as it was when the play was originally written!”. Arthur Bostrom, best known for his iconic role as Officer Crabtree in classic sitcom ‘Allo ‘Allo, will join the cast as the Hotel Manager, alongside Shaun Williamson (EastEnders, Extras) as George Pigden; Sue Holderness (Only Fools & Horses, Green Green Grass) as Mrs Willey; Andrew Hall (Butterflies, Coronation Street) as Richard Willey; Susie Amy (Footballers’ Wives) as Jane Worthington; James Holmes (Miranda) as the Waiter; Elizabeth Elvin as Nurse Foster; Jules Brown as Ronnie

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Worthington and David Warwick as The Body. Completing the cast are Raphael Bar, Simon Murray, and Kate Sawyer. David Warwick has been involved in OUT OF ORDER since 1990, when he played the Body in the tryout at Leatherhead’s Thorndike Theatre (under its initial title of Whose Wife is it Anyway),

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then in the West End at the Shaftesbury Theatre and the subsequent national tour. He went on to direct the play in the UK (Bournemouth & Sonning), Vienna, the Far East (Singapore & Kuala Lumpur) and the USA (Miami & New Jersey). He has also played Pigden & the Manager. Theatre Royal Brighton 20­25 March www.atgtickets.com/brighton* | 0844 871 7650* *Booking fees apply

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pening the start of his ‘Trelogy’ tour, playing three award­nominated shows on three consecutive evenings in each venue of the tour – with a supporting set from Acaster himself before the billed show – was a treat for Acaster fans and the casual comedy­goer alike. Mixing mischief with make­believe, confidence with underdog, sparring gently with his audience in the warm­up – there’s a reason Acaster is so respected amongst his comedy peers. Acaster’s physical comedy is something of an extra pleasant surprise, allowing him to not only draw us in to the alternative and deeply entertaining world he inhabits verbally, but with his entire body at times. A gentle but thoroughly nourishing night of comedy from a skilled entertainer – teasing us at the very end with easter egg promises of treats to come in the forthcoming nights’ shows. Delightful. The Old Market 7 February 2017 Victoria Nangle

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I have a soft spot for Touche Amore after their stunning Audio gig in late 2013. I was struck by the passion and energy of both the band and the crowd and the anthemic screamo lyrics are perfectly suited for a frenetic live experience. The songs are also really strong, as you can hear if you stream recent track Palm Dreams. The Haunt, 15 Feb, 7pm, £14

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Candoco Dance Company look like a fantastic dance company and the tickets for their Dome show are very affordable, ranging from £7.50­£15. You can watch my Brighton Lights show on thelatest.co.uk to see a clip, or flick to the contents page if you want to read more about why dance is the latest art form I think you should try. Brighton Dome, 17 Feb, 7.30pm

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Brighton Science Festival presents an Ensonglopedia of Science, which is an alphabetical and musical journey through science. This is a new show from John Hinton, the man behind musical comedies about Darwin, Einstein and Curie which have been praised for being clever and heartfelt.

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For only six pounds you can see Some Like It Hot on the big screen this Tuesday. I saw A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night before at the Old Market and it had a great atmosphere, with comfortable seating and a good screen. The film is pretty great too.

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Fresh from supporting Jack Whitehall in his recent stadium gigs, Stuart Goldsmith brings his own full show questioning how much compromise is too much compromise in life. And talking about being a parent. Fantastic stuff from the Comedian’s Comedian Podcast host. Komedia, Sunday 19 February, 8pm, £10/8

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The anarchic hideaway comedy night that’s a must­see on all comedy fans’ list – Gittins To Know You – kicks off its 2017 run next week with two headline calibre acts – Robin Ince and David Trent. Hosted by the utterly and fabulously unique Brian Gittins, with local support acts. Sticky Mike’s Frog Bar, Thursday 23 February, 7.30pm, £8

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Majestic, symbolic and magnificent. The horse has inspired artworks from the prehistoric cave paintings in Lascaux to The Kelpies in Falkirk. So what better subject for Proud Country House’s first creative exhibition, in the beautiful environs of Stanmer Park. ‘Grace and Danger’ showcases a collection of artworks by Julia Wager. Working with bronze and oils, the artist’s lifelong passion for horses is expressed in exquisite representations that catch movement and character in an emotive, reactive style. It’s a discerning insight into the form of one of mankind’s most noble companions. Equestrian or not, you cannot help but feel the force of the horse. Opens 3 March until 4 June. stanmerhouse.co.uk artymagazines.com

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TUESDAY 14 Secret Life Of Dogs ITV1, 9pm If it’s good enough for YouTube, it’s good enough for regular telly! Fall in love with furry friends every time a new pooch arrives on your small screen. Apart from the general cuteness factor, this series also explores the relationships between humans and dogs. Including the world’s first police chihuahua.

Great British Skinny Dip Channel 4, 10pm It’s the brainchild of marketing director for British Naturism, Andrew Welch, in a recruitment drive to bolster the numbers of what has become a greying and aging membership. 2016 is the year for the Great British Skinny Dip. It’s quite a dare. This follows the six months of prep and anticipation of the Dip itself.

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6.00 ITV News Meridian All the latest news, sport and breaking stories from across the region with Fred Dinenage and Sangeeta Bhabra. Including Meridian weather. 6.30 ITV Evening News Mary Nightingale presents the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast. 7.00 Emmerdale Finn makes amends. Rhona takes action. Laurel gets a surprise. 7.30 Save Money: Good Health 8.00 Tales From The Coast With Robson Green 9.00 Secret Life Of Dogs See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten Tom Bradby presents the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast. 10.30 ITV News Meridian A round-up of all the latest news from across the region. Includes Meridian weather. 10.40 The Chase Quiz show hosted by Bradley Walsh. Four contestants must pit their wits against the Chaser, a ruthless quiz genius determined to stop them winning the cash prize. 11.40 The Investigator: A British Crime Story Award-winning journalist Mark Williams-Thomas concludes his investigation into the mysterious disappearance of Bournemouth wife and mother Carole Packman whose body was never found. 12.30am Jackpot247 3.00 Loose Women 3.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

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6.00am Countdown 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.05 Frasier 9.35 Frasier 10.05 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 A New Life In The Sun 1.05 Find It, Fix It, Flog It 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen To One 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons Seven-Beer Snitch. Marge thinks her concert hall will bring Springfield into the 21st century. It doesn't. Instead it is converted into a prison and Homer is banged-up in it. 6.30 Hollyoaks Myra is stunned by Sally's revelation. The McQueens and Jesse gather for Celine's funeral. Cleo is struggling to hold onto her feelings for Nathan. Myra gets a shock, while Lisa and Mac fall into old habits. 7.00 Channel 4 News Including sport and weather. 8.00 Super Slimmers: What Really Happened 9.00 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series following patients at St George's Hospital in south west London. 10.00 Great British Skinny Dip See highlights. 11.05 This Is Us Drama series showing the life of several people having one thing in common: they were born the same day. Kate struggles with her feelings for Toby. As William begins to spend more time with Jesse, Randall has to get used to his father's new relationship. After receiving the news that they're expecting triplets, Jack and Rebecca must find a way to afford a home that can accommodate three babies. 12.00am My Granny The Escort 12.55 KOTV Boxing Weekly 1.30 Gillette World Sport 2.00 Ramsay's Hotel Hell 2.50 Heston's Recipe For Romance 3.45 TBA 4.05 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 5.05 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under Victoria Nangle

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“ Enjoy an awesome array of films, football, and fun ” With the amazing collaboration between Talking Pictures TV and some of the local TV channels, along with our own original content, there is the opportunity for residents of our great city to enjoy an awesome array of films, football, and fun – in Brighton,

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WEDNESDAY 15 Location, Location, Location Channel 4, 8pm Time to fantasy home buy! Thank you dear Kirstie, with your imaginary sledgehammer, knocking down walls and imagining planning permission for extensions and roof terraces. Cheers to you Phil, and your wry smiles and level head. Hang the Stamp Duty, let’s go shopping!

Who Do You Think You Are? – Warwick Davis BBC1, 8pm Actor Warwick Davis’ paternal grandma Edith heard a radio advert “looking for short people to appear in Return Of The Jedi”, and his career was born at 11 years old. He traces back the family line from Edith, without judgement, finding humour in uncomfortable tales.

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6.00 Latest News 6.30 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joined by guests from the world of politics to discuss local and national issues. 7.00 Rugby AM Alex Simmons hosts a Rugby League Chat Show, offering expert analysis and witty banter on the comings and goings in the world of Rugby League in Yorkshire and the North. 8.00 Latest News 8.30 Noise Reel The January Noise Reel introduces Malian influenced soul group Lakuta, we talk to MOK about their 'HouseVP' and sit down wth Tom White (Electric Soft Parade) to discuss his new project. 9.00 QTube Brighton Pride 2016: Exclusive highlights of this summer's Pride from the parade to Preston Park. 9.30 Latest After Party Brighton DJ, singer and man about town Osaro introduces club tracks to kickstart your weekend. 10.00 FILM: The Final Programme (1974) Stars Jon Finch, Jenny Runacre, Sterling Hayden & Patrick Magee. Scientists believe they can move humanity to the next level by recreating a perfect human. 11.50 Glimpses 12.00am QTube 12.30 Latest After Party 1.00 Latest News 1.30 Rugby AM 2.30 Bookenders 3.00 Sounding Out 3.30 Noise Reel 4.00 The Vote 4.30 The Vote 5.00 Random Aussies 5.30 Young StartUp Talent

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6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Great American Railroad Journeys Michael Portillo explores America by rail following Appleton's General Guide to the US of 1879 which is published at a key moment in American history - the turning point from 'new world' to the richest nation ever known. 7.00 The Hairy Bikers' Chicken And Egg UK. The Hairy Bikers are on a mission to find, cook and eat the most delicious chicken and egg recipes in the world. Biking across Europe, the Middle East and America, the boys celebrate the versatility and universality of both chicken and egg. They start their search on home turf, showing us how to ensure a perfect roast chicken every time. 8.00 Trust Me, I'm A Doctor Going behind the headlines to answer topical medical and health questions. 9.00 Hospital 10.00 Common Sense Comedy. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines. 11.15 Dragons' Den Series presented by Evan Davis, in which budding entrepreneurs get three minutes to pitch their business ideas to five multi-millionaires willing to invest their own cash to kick start the business. 12.15am George III - The Genius Of The Mad King 1.15 Royal Recipes 2.15 TBA

6.00 ITV News Meridian All the latest news, sport and breaking stories from across the region with Fred Dinenage and Sangeeta Bhabra. 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale The Bartons receive some bad news. Tracy and Pearl team up. Vanessa grows concerned. 7.30 Coronation Street Adam tries to recruit Todd. Bethany realises how much she needs Nathan. Ken's high hopes for Daniel are dashed. 8.00 Midsomer Murders Harvest of Souls. The funfair and daredevil riders of the wall of death make their annual visit to Midsomer village Whitcombe Mallet. When the owner of an equestrian centre is trampled by his horse, DCI Barnaby and DS Nelson have to unravel a complex feud from the past where nothing is what it seems. 10.00 ITV News At Ten Tom Bradby presents the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast. 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 UEFA Champions League Highlights 11.40 It's Not Rocket Science Fast-paced science-based entertainment show presented by Ben Miller, Romesh Ranganathan and Rachel Riley. 12.40am Jackpot247 3.00 1000 Heartbeats 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00 The Simpsons Futurama's Bender drops into Springfield as Bart and Lisa use Professor Frink's astrological projection machine to peer into the future - where Bart breaks his sister's heart by taking away her Yale scholarship. 6.30 Hollyoaks Myra is at the hospital, while Cleo fills Joel in on Bart's return. Lisa tells Mac that everyone needs to know the truth. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Location, Location, Location See highlights. 9.00 No Offence Police comedy drama from writer Paul Abbott. 10.00 Four Rooms With Sarah Beeny Sarah Beeny hosts the series where people pit their wits against Britain's top dealers in art, antiques and collectibles to secure the highest possible bid for their prized possessions. Dealers Celia Sawyer, Raj Bisram, Alex Proud and David Sonnenthal wage war over a handwritten Dad's Army script and Madonna's leather skirt. Jack Wilshere's football boot, a jubilee portrait of the Queen and a painting by graffiti artist Ben Eine are also up for grabs. 11.05 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series following patients at the A&E department of King's College Hospital. 12.10am Walking The Nile 1.05 FILM: What Maisie Knew (2012) 2.35 The Changing Room 3.30 Hoarder SOS 4.25 TBA 5.05 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Countryfile Winter Diaries 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Wanted Down Under Revisited 11.45 Oxford Street Revealed 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Father Brown 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 The Farmers' Country Showdown 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless

June Brown At 90: A Walford Legend BBC1, 8pm On our small screens for over 30 years, June Brown is a Walford Legend at 90, taking us through some of the most heartbreaking and heart warming storylines in soap over the years. But how similar is the unique June Brown to the delightful Dot Cotton? June and her fellow cast members ponder it.

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6.00am Countdown 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.05 Frasier 9.35 Frasier 10.05 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 A New Life In The Sun 1.05 Find It, Fix It, Flog It 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen To One 4.00 A Place In The Sun 5.00 Come Dine With Me

6.00am A Fire Has Been Arranged (1935) 7.20 Law Of The Plainsman (1960) 7.50 No Smoking (1955) 9.20 All In Good Fun (1956) 10.10 Glimpses 10.20 The Masquerader (1933) 12.00pm Rescue By The Rails 12.05 Vicar of Bray (1937) 1.25 The Talk of The Town Story 2.00 D'ye Ken John Peel (1934) 3.40 BFI: Rover Makes Good 4.00 The 2ube 5.00 Film Live Academy 5.30 The Music of Barry Mills 6.00 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates, and the up-to-date forecast for your area and beyond. 6.30 Albion Night The Seagulls weekly show with Latest Sport. Catch up with the latest news from the club and the complete first half of a match. 7.45 Albion Night Welcome back to the Seagulls weekly show, with the concluding half of a match and more. 9.00 Beyond The Rainbow Sophie Cook presents the latest LGBT news and views around Brighton and beyond. 10.00 FILM: Dentist on the Job (1961) Comedy. Directed by C.M. Pennington-Richards. Stars Bob Monkhouse, Kenneth Connor & Ronnie Stevens. Colonel J.J. Proudfoot is looking for a dentist to endorse his new brand of toothpaste. 11.45 Glimpses The Masked Racer. The mysterious Masked Racer seems to be unbeatable, until a dangerous crash forces him to reveal his identity. 12.00am Beyond The Rainbow 1.00 Latest News 1.30 Albion Night 2.45 Albion Night 4.00 Latest News 4.30 The Vote 5.00 The Newspapers 5.30 The Music of Barry Mills

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FRIDAY 17 Mafia Women With Trevor McDonald ITV1, 9pm A fascinating insight into the world of the wives, girlfriends and daughters of mafiosos. Trevor McDonald has that knack of asking penetrating questions gently – clever bod. Amongst those talking are Linda Scarpa, daughter of hitman Greg Scarpa Snr, and Toni Marie, wife of Mikey ‘Scars’.

The Non-League Football Show Latest TV, 7pm Here’s another chance for you to catch Monday’s coverage of the weekend’s game – weather permitting you’ll be getting the lowdown on Whitehawk’s match against Ebbsfleet United. With matchside commentary from Dean Kilford, and comments from Jamie Walker.

Piers Morgan’s Life Stories Boy George ITV1, 9pm Boy George has done a lot. He’s no shrinking flower. And he’s not shy in talking about it either. So quite what out of George O’Dowd’s colourful life Piers Morgan will focus on is anybody’s guess, from musical extravaganza Taboo, to police wranglings.

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6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Great American Railroad Journeys Michael Portillo explores America by rail following Appleton's General Guide to the US of 1879 which is published at a key moment in American history - the turning point from 'new world' to the richest nation ever known. 7.00 The Hairy Bikers' Chicken And Egg France. The Hairy Bikers are on a mission to find, cook and eat the most delicious chicken and egg recipes in the world. Si and Dave are determined to find out why French chickens are heralded as the poshest birds on the planet. They start their investigations in Lyon, arguably the home of modern French gastronomy, to discover the secrets behind haute cuisine. 8.00 The Great Pottery Throw Down 9.00 Russia's Football Factory 10.00 Live At The Apollo Stand-up comedy from the Hammersmith Apollo. Comedian Joe Lycett introduces Ivo Graham and Phil Wang to the stage. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines. 11.15 SAS: Rogue Warriors 12.15am TBA 12.45 Spy In The Wild 1.45 Operation People Power With Dave Myers

6.00 ITV News Meridian All the latest news, sport and breaking stories from across the region with Fred Dinenage and Sangeeta Bhabra. 6.30 ITV Evening News Mary Nightingale presents the latest headlines from around the world. 7.00 Emmerdale Lisa and Zak face an uncertain future. Finn grows suspicious. Liv is left disappointed. 7.30 Tonight 8.00 Emmerdale The Dingles face the fallout. Emma seeks forgiveness. Aaron looks after Liv. 8.30 Coronation Street Bethany has good reason to fear Nathan. Sophie warns Rosie off Adam. Simon puts his foot down. 9.00 Mafia Women With Trevor McDonald See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten Tom Bradby presents the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast. 10.30 ITV News Meridian A round-up of all the latest news from across the region. Includes Meridian weather. 10.40 UEFA Europa League Highlights 11.40 Tipping Point Ben Shephard hosts the quiz show in which four players take on an extraordinary machine in the hope of winning its 10,000 pound jackpot. 12.35am Jackpot247 3.00 Tonight 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am My Life In Books 6.30 Wanted Down Under Revisited 7.15 TBA 8.00 An Island Parish: Anguilla 8.30 Great British Railway Journeys 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00pm TBA 1.00 Cash In The Attic 1.30 Beat The Brain 2.00 Landward 2.30 TBA 3.25 The Blue Planet 4.25 A Place To Call Home 5.15 Flog It!

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV News Meridian 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 James Martin's French Adventure 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

Channel 4

6.00am Countdown 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.05 Frasier 9.35 Frasier 10.05 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 A New Life In The Sun 1.05 Find It, Fix It, Flog It 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen To One 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons Don't Fear the Roofer. Fearing that Homer has lost the plot, Marge has him committed to a psychiatric hospital. This episode guest stars Stephen Hawking and Ray Romano. 6.30 Hollyoaks Soap following the lives of young people in a fictional suburb of Chester. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 TBA 9.00 Escape To The Wild Jimmy Doherty meets ordinary people who have abandoned the rat race and chosen to move to some of the most remote places on Earth. 10.00 Parenting For Idiots Entertaining factual series in which a cast of famous faces share their own comedic parenting magic moments and horror stories, while child-free celebrities experience for themselves a few of the realities of looking after a child. 11.05 The Mega Brothel Documentary which travels to Germany to take a look inside one of the biggest brothels in Europe, and explore what life is like for the women, clients and management. The country's liberal prostitution laws have helped take some of the sex workers away from the dangers of the streets. But have the lives of these women improved? 12.00am TBA 1.00 Ramsay's Hotel Hell 1.50 FILM: What Richard Did (2012) 3.30 Dispatches 4.00 TBA 4.10 TBA 5.05 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under

6.00am John Halifax Gentleman (1938) 7.20 Law Of The Plainsman (1960) 7.50 Frontier Town (1938) 9.00 Where There's A Will (1955) 10.30 The Devil to Pay! (1931) 12.00pm Hills Of Donegall (1947) 1.40 BFI: To The Rescue 2.00 Luck of The Navy (1938) 3.25 Gold Is Where You Find It 4.00 Bookenders 4.30 Albion Night 5.45 Albion Night 7.00 The Non-League Football Show All the latest non-league football news and action from around the region. 8.00 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates. 8.30 Brighton Album Chart Show Probably the coolest music video chart on telly. Juice FM's James Fox introduces February's top 10 based on physical album sales at Brighton's cult independent record store, Resident Music. 9.00 Draconian: Homosexuality in Uganda (2016) Documentary. Director: William Ranieri. A film about David Bahati's proposed 2009 and its consequences for Uganda's human rights. 10.00 FILM: The Green Man (1956) Comedy. Stars Alastair Sim, Raymond Huntley, George Cole & Terry-Thomas. A watchmaker turns out to be an assassin whose target is a leading politician but his plans are stalled. 11.40 Randle & All That 12.00am Wonderkid 1.00 Latest News 1.30 Amp'd With Johnny Doom 2.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 2.30 Under The Radar 3.00 Tramshed Sessions 3.30 Vibrations 4.00 Latest News 4.30 Sounding Out 5.00 The 2ube

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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 A Question Of Sport Light-hearted sports quiz, with Sue Barker asking the questions to regular team captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell. 7.57 BBC News And Regional News 8.00 EastEnders Time for a trip to the Vic. 8.30 Room 101 Frank Skinner hosts the comedy panel show as Lucy Porter, Romesh Ranganathan and Judge Rinder compete to have their pet hates and peeves consigned to Room 101. Topics include lavish proposals, school reunions and New Year's Eve. 9.00 Not Going Out Sitcom. Unburdened by ambition or drive, Lee drifts from one ill-advised job to another, living off the goodwill and generosity of his landlady, Kate, a cleanliving Californian. 9.30 Tracey Ullman's Show Tracey Ullman brings her unique take on some extraordinary characters in the UK. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton Show Graham Norton presents a chat show focusing on people, trends, stories and the aspects of celebrity culture that interest him most. 11.25 Uncle Sitcom. 11.55 The Real Marigold Hotel 12.55am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.00 BBC News

6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Great American Railroad Journeys Michael Portillo explores America by rail following Appleton's General Guide to the US of 1879 which is published at a key moment in American history - the turning point from 'new world' to the richest nation ever known. 7.00 Big Dreams Small Spaces 8.00 Mastermind Four contestants are interrogated on a chosen subject, plus a general knowledge round, in the famous black chair, to compete for the grand title of Mastermind. 8.30 Only Connect Quiz show presented by Victoria Coren Mitchell in which knowledge will only take you so far, as patience and lateral thinking are also vital. It is all about making connections between things which may appear, at first glance, not to be connected at all. 9.00 Lake District: One Wild Year 10.00 QI Sandi Toksvig hosts the hilarious, mindexpanding quiz in which the aim is to be interesting. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines. 11.05 Further Back In Time For Dinner 12.05am Spy In The Wild: Meet The Spies 12.55 Imagine... Listen To Me Marlon 1.55 TBA

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Zak has second thoughts. Aaron is at breaking point. David is aghast. 7.30 Coronation Street Bethany plays with fire. Nick and Peter are united in fear. It is back to reality for Steve and Michelle. 8.00 Britain's Best Walks With Julia Bradbury In the final episode, Julia's favourite island walk has it all - an ancient Manx river glen, the world's biggest mining waterwheel and a climb which culminates with spectacular views of England, Scotland and Ireland. 8.30 Coronation Street Bethany steps into the dragon's lair. Leanne galvanises Peter and Toyah. Guilty Steve attempts to comfort Michelle. 9.00 Piers Morgan's Life Stories Boy George See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 Fishing Impossible Thailand. Documentary series in which a team of fishermen travel the globe with the aim of landing fish that are considered impossible to catch. 11.10 The Wine Show Series for wine lovers presented from a villa in the Italian countryside. 12.10am Jackpot247 3.00 Freeze Out 4.00 ITV Nightscreen

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Countryfile Winter Diaries 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Wanted Down Under Revisited 11.45 Oxford Street Revealed 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Father Brown 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 The Farmers' Country Showdown 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless

6.00am My Life In Books 6.30 Wanted Down Under Revisited 7.15 TBA 8.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00pm TBA 1.00 Cash In The Attic 1.30 Beat The Brain 2.00 Landward 2.30 TBA 3.30 The Blue Planet 4.25 A Place To Call Home 5.15 Flog It!

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV News Meridian 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 James Martin's French Adventure 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

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6.00am Countdown 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.05 Frasier 9.35 Frasier 10.05 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 A New Life In The Sun 1.05 Find It, Fix It, Flog It 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen To One 4.00 A Place In The Sun 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons Heartbroke Kid. When Springfield Elementary installs new vending machines, it is not long before an enormous Bart is off to fat camp. 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen soap. 7.00 Channel 4 News Including sport and weather. 8.00 Jamie And Jimmy's Friday Night Feast Cookery series presented by Jamie Oliver and Jimmy Doherty from their cafe at the end of Southend pier. Olympian Tom Daley cooks sweet and sour chicken. Jimmy Doherty goes abseiling for seaweed. 9.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts the irreverent version of the famous words and numbers quiz. 10.00 The Last Leg The satirical comedy show hosted by Adam Hills, Alex Brooker and Josh Widdicombe. 11.00 TBA 12.00am TBA 1.00 TBA 3.40 The Fake News Show Comedy panel show which peers behind the wobbly facade of fake news. Hosted by Stephen Mangan, with guests including Richard Osman, Katherine Ryan, Jon Richardson and Richard Ayoade. 4.10 TBA 4.20 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 5.55 Close

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SATURDAY 18 Ninja Warrior UK ITV1, 7pm It’s the final! Who will make it up the chimney fastest? Who will fall at the first water obstacle, reserving their energy for the final push they never get to run? And who will be wearing a ridiculous costume? All this and more will be covered by Ben Shepherd, Rochelle Humes and Chris Kamara. Awesome.

Let It Shine BBC1, 6.55pm The boy bands are really coming together, and now that they know who they’re teamed with the semi-finals will be putting on the pressure on that new comradery. Tested on their singing voices, dance skills, and that special something – it’s up to your vote to keep your faves in the show.

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6.00 Latest News 6.30 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show Is Magic Real? Guy Lloyd investigates what makes the people of Brighton happy before spreading a little magic around town. Izzy whizzy, lets get busy! 7.00 British Wrestling Weekly All the latest happenings from the British Wrestling Coalition, keeping you up to date with all the high impact action from the UK's premier wrestling brand, New Generation Wrestling. 8.00 Latest News 8.30 Under The Radar The Purple Links Edition. Paul and Jeff present videos by Deep Purple, Rainbow, Cozy Powell, and Whitesnake. 9.00 Beyond The Rainbow Sophie Cook presents the latest LGBT news and views around Brighton and beyond. 10.00 FILM: Ninety Degrees in the Shade (1965) Drama. Director: Jirí Weiss. Stars Anne Heywood, James Booth & Rudolf Hrusínský. A government inspector is intensely jealous of a criminal's passionate fling with his co-worker. 11.50 Glimpses 12.00am Beyond The Rainbow 1.00 Latest News 1.30 British Wrestling Weekly 2.30 Digital Nation 3.00 Young Start-Up Talent 3.30 Under The Radar 4.00 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show 4.30 The Vote (x3)

The LGBT Vote Latest TV, 9.30pm News anchor Mike Mendoza takes the helm this week, looking at discussions and opinions that are hot around the world of LGBT politics and current affairs. With topical guests joining for the debate, together they will be lifting the lid on the important stories that may not have caught your attention – and those right in your sights.

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6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen 11.30 The Little Paris Kitchen: Cooking With Rachel Khoo 12.00pm Football Focus 1.00 BBC News 1.15 Athletics: Birmingham Indoor Grand Prix 4.30 Final Score 5.10 BBC News 5.20 South East Today 5.30 Who Dares Wins

6.10 Pointless Celebrities A special celebrity edition of the general knowledge quiz in which four teams try to come up with the answers that no-one else could think of. Presented by Alexander Armstrong and co-host Richard Osman. Featuring Helen Fraser and Victoria Alcock, Roberta Taylor and Chris Ellison, Arthur Bostrom and Mina Anwar, and Dominic Littlewood and Matt Allwright. 6.55 Let It Shine See highlights. 7.55 Casualty Binge Britain. Iain tries to make amends for his past but gets more than he bargained for. Dylan struggles to cope in an ED under pressure of binge drinkers. 8.45 Let It Shine - The Results 9.15 Taboo 10.15 BBC News 10.30 MotD: FA Cup Highlights Highlights from the day's FA Cup fifthround games. 11.40 This Country Mandy. Mockumentary exploring the lives of young people in modern rural Britain. When Kerry's neighbour Mandy Harris starts a tattoo business, Kerry is delighted to be one of her first customers. Meanwhile, Kurtan fixates on trying to track down a long-lost school friend. 12.05am FILM: Having You (2013) 1.40 Weather For The Week Ahead 1.45 BBC News

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6.30am FILM: Stage Door (1937) 8.00 FILM: Lucky Jim (1957) 9.30 Coast 10.00 Britain's Secret Seas 11.00 Homes Under The Hammer 12.00pm A Cook Abroad: John Torode's Argentina 1.00 John Hurt: Talking Pictures 1.30 FILM: An Ideal Husband (1999) 3.05 Escape To The Country 3.45 Mastermind 4.15 University Challenge 4.45 Only Connect 5.15 Nature's Weirdest Events 6.00 Flog It! Presenter Paul Martin is joined by experts David Barby and Catherine Southon at picturesque Buckland Abbey in Devon. 7.00 The Lake District: A Wild Year Cutting-edge camera techniques give a new and unique perspective on a turbulent year-in-the-life of England's largest national park. 8.00 Grand Tours Of The Scottish Islands Paul explores a cluster of islands in the Outer Hebrides. Lying just off the North Uist coast is Berneray, where his journey begins. From there he heads south to capture the colours of Grimsay. 8.30 Dad's Army Operation Kilt. Classic sitcom featuring the men of the Walmington-on-Sea Home Guard unit. Mainwaring's squad takes part in an exercise for a Highland platoon. 9.00 FILM: Testament Of Youth (2014) Starring Colin Morgan, Alicia Vikander, Taron Egerton, Dominic West, Emily Watson and Kit Harington. UK drama. 1914. Vera Brittain decides to study at Oxford university. She falls in love with her brother's friend, but then World War I happens. 11.05 FILM: Safe Haven (2013) Starring Julianne Hough, Josh Duhamel. Drama. The mysterious Katie moves to a quiet village in North Carolina, where she is slowly letting love back into her life. 12.55am FILM: The White Ribbon (2009)

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6.00 – 7.50am Children’s television 7.50 Horrid Henry 8.03 Scrambled! 8.10 Teen Titans Go! 8.23 Scrambled! 8.30 Bear Grylls Survival School 8.58 Scrambled! 9.05 Adventure Time 9.21 Scrambled! 9.25 ITV News 9.30 Alphabetical 10.30 Guess This House 11.25 Judge Rinder 12.25pm ITV News & Weather 12.35 River Monsters 1.05 Tipping Point 2.05 The Chase 3.10 Dance Dance Dance 4.45 ITV News Meridian 4.55 ITV News & Weather 5.10 FILM: Despicable Me (2010) 7.00 Ninja Warrior UK See highlights. 8.00 The Voice UK 9.20 Through The Keyhole Keith Lemon is let loose around three more celebrity homes as a star-studded studio panel attempts to figure out who lives in a house like this. On the panel this time are to former boxing world champion David Haye, soap star Samia Ghadie and presenter Dave Berry. 10.20 ITV News & Weather Jonathan Hill presents the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by national and local weather forecasts. 10.35 FILM: Knocked Up (2007) Starring Katherine Heigl, Seth Rogen, Paul Rudd, Leslie Mann, Jay Baruchel and Jonah Hill. Comedy about a glamorous TV journalist who has a one-night stand with a hard-partying slacker and finds herself pregnant. Despite their lack of common ground, the pair decide to have the baby and try to build a relationship together for the sake of their child. 12.50am Jackpot247 Join the presenters live and play roulette on your telly. Join in now at Jackpot247.com. 3.00 Who's Doing The Dishes? 3.50 ITV Nightscreen

Channel 4

6.20am The King Of Queens 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.25 Frasier 8.55 Frasier 9.25 The Big Bang Theory 9.55 The Big Bang Theory 10.25 The Big Bang Theory 10.55 The Simpsons 11.25 The Simpsons 12.00pm Jamie And Jimmy's Friday Night Feast 1.00 Come Dine With Me (x5) 3.30 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 4.30 Location, Location, Location 5.35 Grand Designs 6.30 Channel 4 News Including sport and weather. 7.00 The Restoration Man George Clarke travels the British Isles meeting people hoping to restore architectural treasures. 8.00 Great Canal Journeys Travel series with Timothy West and Prunella Scales. This time, they embark on an ambitious two stage voyage across Scotland. 9.00 FILM: Taken 2 (2012) Liam Neeson returns as the formidable ex-CIA agent in this action sequel. After completing a bodyguard assignment in Istanbul, Bryan Mills is surpised by daughter Kim and ex-wife Lenore. However, the bliss doens't last long as Bryan and Lenore are ambushed and kidnapped. 10.50 FILM: The Bourne Legacy (2012) Starring Jeremy Renner, Rachel Weisz, Edward Norto,n Joan Allen, Albert Finney. Action. Agent Aaron Cross is a near-superhuman assassin, thanks to a top secret government drugs programme that enhances both his mental and physical power. However when the CIA eliminate the programme Cross is suddenly thrown into mortal danger as his employer begins to eradicate all evidence of its existence, including its participants. 1.20am Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA 2.10 Hollyoaks 4.15 TBA 4.25 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 5.25 Fifteen To One

6.00am Alibi Breaker (1937) 7.20 The Marx Brothers 7.30 Ferry to Hong Kong (1958) 9.45 Arrowsmith (1931) 11.25 Glimpses 12.00pm Down Amongst The Z Men (1952) 1.30 Ball Of Fire (1941) 3.45 Glimpses 4.00 Film Live Academy 4.30 Digital Nation 5.00 From the Water's Edge 5.30 Family, Faith And Fun

6.00 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates. 6.30 Brighton Lights Joe Fuller presents a roundup of the week's must-see events in Brighton, Hove and beyond. 7.00 Rugby AM Alex Simmons hosts a Rugby League Chat Show, offering expert analysis and witty banter on the comings and goings in the world of Rugby League in Yorkshire and the North. 8.00 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news. 8.30 Walks Around Britain Series featuring inspirational walks from around Britain. 9.00 AK Soufflé Andrew Kay hosts Howard Beech in this LGBT-focused chat show. 9.30 The LGBT Vote See highlights. 10.00 FILM: Dulcima (1971) Drama. Director: Frank Nesbitt. Stars John Mills, Carol White and Stuart Wilson. Dulcima, a girl treated as a drudge by her family, lifts herself from her environment by becoming a housekeeper. 12.00am AK Soufflé 12.30 The LGBT Vote 1.00 Latest News 1.30 Rugby AM 2.30 From the Water's Edge 3.00 Family, Faith And Fun 3.30 Walks Around Britain 4.00 Brighton Lights 4.30 The Vote (x2) 5.30 Digital Nation

BBC1

6.00am Breakfast 7.50 MotD: FA Cup Highlights 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 The Big Questions 11.00 Bargain Hunt 12.00pm BBC News 12.15 FILM: Shrek Forever After (2009) 1.40 MotD Live: Fulham V Tottenham Hotspur 4.05 Escape To The Country 4.50 Lifeline Lifeline. 5.00 Songs Of Praise 5.35 BBC News 5.50 South East Today

6.00 The Big Painting Challenge Landscape. Mariella Frostrup and Rev Richard Coles host a competition in which amateur artists compete against one another. In episode two, the amateur artists are on the English south coast to tackle landscapes, battling the elements in Hastings as they paint outdoors. 7.00 Countryfile The people and the stories at the heart of the British countryside. 8.00 Call The Midwife Drama based on the memoirs of Jennifer Worth about midwifery and family life in London's East End during the 1950s. 9.00 SS-GB See highlights. 10.00 BBC News The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents worldwide. 10.20 South East Today 10.30 MotD: FA Cup Highlights Highlights from the fifth round of the FA Cup. 11.10 American High School Two Dollar Bills. Six-part documentary series, filmed over the course of one year at a majority African-American high school in South Carolina, following a charismatic principal and his students as they prepare for their next step in life. 11.55 The Apprentice USA 1.20am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.25 BBC News

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MONDAY 20 SS-GB BBC1, 9pm Adapted from Len Deighton’s alternative history novel, this crime drama is set in 1941 under Nazi occupation. Pockets of resistance still exist, and Detective Douglas Archer is trying to solve a black market murder in very difficult circumstances, leading him to question if he’s still working for the right side...

The Hairy Bikers’ Chicken And Egg BBC2, 7pm The guys take their quest for the most delicious chicken and egg recipes in the world to Morocco, where chicken was barely eaten before the 1970s. Now it’s one of the most eaten meats in the country, it’s time for them to feast on Spanish and Moorish cuisine.

The Trouble With Dad Channel 4, 9pm David Baddiel says that he gets his sense of humour from his dad. His dad, Colin, has a rare form of dementia, and David and his brothers are trying to care for him in the wake for their mother’s death. Painting an in turns moving and funny portrait of a family trying to hold on to their connection.

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6.30am The A To Z Of TV Gardening 7.15 Big Dreams Small Spaces 8.15 An Island Parish: Anguilla 8.45 Countryfile 9.45 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11.15 Nigel Slater's Dish Of The Day 11.45 Nigellissima 12.15pm MOTD2 Extra 1.00 Nitro Athletics: Usain Bolt Takes On The World 2.00 FILM: The Winslow Boy (1999) 3.40 Money For Nothing 4.10 TBA 5.00 Ski Sunday 5.45 FILM: Catch Me If You Can (2002) 8.00 Dragons' Den Series presented by Evan Davis, in which budding entrepreneurs get three minutes to pitch their business ideas to five multi-millionaires willing to invest their own cash to kick start the business. 9.00 Special Forces Ultimate Hell Week Green Berets - USA. After being tested by two former special forces experts, the 22 have become 16, and now they face some of the toughest physical challenges yet under the eyes of former Master Sergeant Terry Schappert of the US Army's Green Berets. The Green Beret code is all about teamwork and no man gets left behind. 10.00 Match Of The Day 2 Jason Mohammad presents highlights from Sunday's two Premier League matches, along with all the goals from Saturday's games. 11.00 Live At The Apollo Stand-up comedy from the Hammersmith Apollo. Award-winning Gina Yashere is the host as she introduces surreal Australian comedian Sam Simmons and rising comedy star Ellie Taylor to the stage. 11.45 Women's Six Nations Highlights A round-up of all the action from the Women's Six Nations. 12.15am FILM: All Good Things (2010) 1.50 Question Time 2.50 Holby City

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6.00 – 7.00am Children’s television 7.00 Oddbods 7.05 Thunderbirds Are Go 7.30 Scrambled! 7.35 Mr Bean 7.50 Ultimate SpiderMan: Web Warriors 8.20 Horrid Henry 8.45 Teen Titans Go! 9.05 Adventure Time 9.25 ITV News 9.30 Countrywise: Guide To Britain 10.00 Peston On Sunday 11.00 Gino's Italian Escape: Hidden Italy 11.30 Chopping Block 12.30pm ITV News & Weather 12.40 FILM: Murder On The Orient Express (1974) 3.05 All Star Family Fortunes 3.50 Ninja Warrior UK 4.50 The Voice UK 6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.10 ITV News & Weather 6.30 Dance Dance Dance Alesha Dixon and Will Best host the final as the two remaining celebrity dance couples hope to impress judges Ashley Banjo, Tina Landon and Timor Steffens with some the most famous pop and movie dances of all time, including Beyonce, Lady Gaga and Gene Kelly. The original line-up consisted of Wild at Heart actress Lucy Jo Hudson, TOWIE star Jessica Wright, JLS singer JB Gill, EastEnders actor Jonny Labey and Emmerdale's Fiona Wade along with their chosen partners. Which of them have made to the final? 8.00 Lion Country: Night And Day 9.00 The Good Karma Hospital Six-part medical drama series set in tropical southern India. The full moon spells trouble when a mystery Adonis washes up on the shore. As the team race against the clock to treat a local snake catcher whose luck may finally have run out, tensions mount when new girl Ruby questions Gabriel's professional conduct. 10.00 ITV News &; Weather 10.20 Rugby: 6 Nations Highlights 11.15 Rugby: Aviva Premiership Highlights 12.15am Jackpot247 3.00 Chopping Block 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

Channel 4

6.15am The King Of Queens 6.40 The King Of Queens 7.05 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.30pm The Simpsons 1.00 The Simpsons 1.30 George Clarke's Amazing Spaces 2.35 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 3.35 Location, Location, Location 4.40 Channel 4 News 5.10 FILM: Mrs Doubtfire (1993) 7.30 The Jump Davina McCall presents the entertainment show in which a group of celebrities take on some of the most challenging and dangerous winter sports. This time the 13 brave celebrities take on the second event in The Jump the snowcross - in which they race downhill on snow skates. The racers must stay on their feet, on a winding course including turns, jumps and obstacles, if they want to cross the finish line first. 9.00 FILM: X-Men: Days Of Future Past (2014) Starring Hugh Jackman, James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender, Jennifer Lawrence, Halle Berry and Anna Paquin. Sci-fi adventure in which the XMen must fight across two periods of time to save the world from destruction. Charles Xavier decides to send his fighters into the past to deal with the Sentinels, a group of robots who have started hunting down humans and mutants alike. 11.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts the irreverent take on the classic letters and numbers quiz. Jon Richardson and David Mitchell take on guest captain Joe Wilkinson and Roisin Conaty. 12.35am How To Get Fit Fast 1.30 I Do At 92 2.25 TBA 3.20 Hoarder SOS 4.10 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 5.05 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under

6.00am West of Kerry (1938) 7.15 Law Of The Plainsman (1960) 7.45 The Sicilians (1964) 9.05 BFI: Kid From Canada (1957) 9.55 Battle of the V1 (1958) 12.00pm The Good Companions (1933) 2.00 Girdle of Gold (1957) 3.15 Glimpses 3.30 Monty Nash 4.00 Brighton Lights 4.30 Tramshed Sessions 5.00 Noise Reel 5.30 Brighton Album Chart Show

6.00 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates. 6.30 The Newspapers 7.00 The Non-League Football Show All the latest non-league football news and action from around the region. 8.00 Latest News 8.30 Northern Cuisine Gareth Kyle continues his culinary tour of great food destinations in the northeast. He visits Alnwick and the Outcook Cookery School, making a rustic game pie with brown ale chutney. 9.00 As We Are (2016) Director: Deborah Espect. Drama, set in Brighton, about love, friendship, identity, and the complexities of attraction. Stars Jenny Harrold, Fox Fisher, and Hellen Ward. 10.00 FILM: Saturday Night, Sunday Morning (1960) Drama. Director: Karel Reisz. Stars Albert Finney, Rachel Roberts, Shirley Anne Field & Hylda Baker. In Nottingham, Arthur works in a mindless haze, but his love affairs cause him complications. 11.45 Glimpses 12.00am FILM: As We Are (2016) 1.00 Latest News 1.30 The NonLeague Football Show 2.30 Noise Reel 3.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 3.30 Northern Cuisine 4.00 The Newspapers 4.30 The Vote 5.00 Brighton Lights 5.30 Tramshed Sessions

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6.00 BBC News At Six The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by weather. 6.30 South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South East of England. 7.00 The One Show If it's got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Matt Baker and Michelle Ackerley. 7.30 MOTD Live Live coverage of football fixtures. 10.00 BBC News At Ten The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents worldwide. 10.30 South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South East of England. 10.45 Have I Got A Bit More Old News For You Classic news quiz with team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop. 11.30 The Graham Norton Show Graham Norton presents a show focusing on people, trends, stories and the aspects of celebrity culture that interest him most, featuring trademark Norton comedy monologues, celebrity chat, eccentric stories and characters, and home-grown weirdness from the great British viewing public. 12.15am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.20 BBC News

6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Great Continental Railway Journeys Sofia to Istanbul - Part 1. 7.00 The Hairy Bikers' Chicken And Egg See highlights. 8.00 University Challenge The quarterfinal stage continues. Jeremy Paxman asks the questions. 8.30 An Island Parish: Anguilla To See Sunshine One Must Weather The Storm. Islanders prepare for the threat of hurricanes as the rainy season begins. 9.00 SAS: Rogue Warriors With unprecedented access to the SAS secret files, unseen footage and exclusive interviews with its founder members, this series tells the remarkable story behind an extraordinary fighting force. Stirling is locked away in Hitler's most secure prison - Colditz. Leadership of the SAS passes to Paddy Mayne, a man who has built his reputation on the battlefield as a warrior of the first rank, but has no interest in charming high command. 10.00 Cradle To Grave Sitcom based on a book by Danny Baker. Bet's yearning to broaden her horizons takes her and Spud to unusual places. 10.30 Newsnight 11.15 Hospital Six-part documentary 12.15am Countryfile Winter Special 1.10 Who Do You Think You Are? Warwick Davis 2.10 Royal Recipes

6.00 ITV News Meridian All the latest news, sport and breaking stories from across the region with Fred Dinenage and Stacey Poole. Including Meridian weather. 6.30 ITV Evening News Mary Nightingale presents the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast. 7.00 Emmerdale Will Aaron and Robert's big day go to plan? David struggles with jealousy. Paddy and Chas have a heart-to-heart. 7.30 Coronation Street 8.00 The Martin Lewis Money Show 8.30 Coronation Street 9.00 The Halcyon 10.00 ITV News At Ten Tom Bradby presents the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast. 10.30 ITV News Meridian A round-up of all the latest news from across the region. Includes Meridian weather. 10.40 Through The Keyhole Keith Lemon is let loose around three more celebrity homes as a star-studded studio panel attempts to figure out who lives in a house like this. On the panel this time are to former boxing world champion David Haye, soap star Samia Ghadie and presenter Dave Berry. 11.40 The Chase Quiz show hosted by Bradley Walsh. 12.35am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.55 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Britain's Home Truths 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Wanted Down Under Revisited 11.45 Oxford Street Revealed 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Coroner 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 The Farmers' Country Showdown 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless

6.00am My Life In Books 6.30 Wanted Down Under Revisited 7.15 The Farmers' Country Showdown 8.00 The Great Interior Design Challenge 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Cash In The Attic 1.25 Beat The Brain 1.55 Landward 2.25 Mountain 3.25 The Blue Planet 4.25 A Place To Call Home 5.15 Antiques Road Trip

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV News Meridian 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 James Martin's French Adventure 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

Channel 4

6.00am Countdown 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 A New Life In The Sun 1.05 Find It, Fix It, Flog It 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen To One 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Problems arise between Ste and Harry. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Supermarkets: Brexit & Your Shrinking Shop: Channel 4 Dispatches The programme investigates how leaving the European Union and the imposition of import taxes could affect the cost of our shopping and whether some of our favourite goods could even disappear altogether. 8.30 Food Unwrapped Jimmy Doherty, Kate Quilton and Matt Tebbutt travel the globe to uncover surprising secrets behind food. In Ghana, Kate learns that pineapples contain a special enzyme that destroys dead skin cells in your mouth. 9.00 The Trouble With Dad See highlights. 10.00 Jon Richardson: How To Survive The End Of The World Every day the news gets worse President Trump, Brexit, Isis... Right now it feels like the world could end any day, but one of Britain's most cautious men is here to help risk assess life in these scary times. 11.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts the irreverent take on the classic quiz. 12.00am Parenting For Idiots 1.05 Girls To Men 2.05 The Wedding Day 3.00 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 3.55 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 4.45 Four In A Bed 5.10 Fifteen To One Victoria Nangle


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