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ow on earth one keeps their cool when engaging in jovial, prolonged conversation with the one, the only Dylan Moran ... is beyond me. I’d have devolved into a gibbering soundboard of monosyllabic compliments. But she did it; Latest’s very own Victoria Nangle kept her composure and elicited some real gems, amongst mumbly, grumbly witticisms and general chitter chatter from the loveable, wild-haired Irishman. If you want to read what he had to say (and of course you do), turn to page 9.

If you thought that was it, don’t be silly!

Reginald D Hunter is coming to town, and we’ve got the behind-the-scenes beans spilled by the man himself for your delectation, on page 15. Comedy’s not just a job, it’s a lifestyle, you know.

The treats don’t stop there – whether you’re an accidental fan due to over-exposure of the bouncy pop music drifting from your kid sister’s bedroom, or just an unashamed megafan yourself (well done you), we’re giving you the chance to win McBusted tickets – see page 19 for how to enter. Full sensory overload (or at the very least, a celebratory ringing in the ears for days afterwards) guaranteed.

Andrew Kay highlights another of our city’s best eateries, Tim Ridgway’s got the latest local news headlines, and we’ve entertainment news, TV listings, reviews and comment aplenty. The action never stops in our city by the sea ...

Louise Bevan, Editor Email your comments to editorial@thelatest.co.uk or visit us online at thelatest.co.uk

> 24 – 30 MARCH 2015 04 Latest People Brighton Sports Cafe; Takedown Festival; Comic Relief charity event; RNLI fundraising 06 Brighton Writes Dr Caroline Oprandi chats science, Brighton & Hove Buses share top destinations 07 Latest News Headlines with Tim Ridgway 09 Interview Latest’s Victoria Nangle hooks up, conversationally speaking, with Dylan Moran 10 Brighton Writes Wine expertise from Annabel Jackson 11 Vegfest UK Have you got your ticket yet?

13 Brighton Writes News from B&H City Council leader Jason Kitcat and gossip from Latest TV’s Guy Lloyd 15 Interview Reginald D Hunter’s new show comes to Brighton Dome 16 Hotlist Restaurants, cafes and takeaway listings

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LATEST PEOPLE Brighton Sports Cafe; Takedown Festival; Comic Relief charity event; RNLI Fundraising in Portslade Charlie Simpson

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Takedown Festival Each year Southampton University opens its doors to Takedown Festival. Easy to get to from Brighton, many music fans flock up the coast to catch some the UK’s best musical talent. Radio 1 favourites, Mallory Knox, closed the show on a

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spectacular high. The Festival also saw the return of Charlie Simpson playing tracks from his latest album with a full band. Newcomers Moose Blood have had their name whispered high and low for being mind-blowing live, and Arcane Roots are becoming household names.

There are far too many bands to list, not to mention The Blackout giving their last ever performance, much to their fans dismay. The UK rock scene has been overlooked in the past but it’s now stronger than ever, and Takedown plays a big part in showcasing what is out there.

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Brighton Sports Cafe - Cycle Thru - For People On The Go The latest addition to Brighton and Hove seafront, the Brighton Sports Cafe, is the UK's first cycle thru food and drink kiosk. Located within the Volks Railway Aquarium Station building on Madeira Drive, it’s ideally placed to serve people on the go. On offer will be a choice of quality products that are fresh and where possible are from suppliers based in Brighton and Hove. The cafe’s premium coffee is supplied by Roasted, the gelato ice cream is by Boho Gelato and the food is by Bagelman from their bakery in central Brighton. They’ll be open from 8am in the spring months and 7am in the summer months, aiming to serve the people of Brighton and Hove as much as the tourists that visit the area. They even provide tools to borrow, to fix your bike on the go!

Staff at the Eventa Group ‘Make Their Face Funny’ for Comic Relief Award winning party organisers The Eventa Group – Hen Heaven, The Stag Company and Eventa – set up an amusing photo booth in their Queens Road offices on Friday 13th. Staff posed with quirky props and ‘made their face funny’ to fit the theme of this year’s Comic Relief and raised £50 for the annual charity event. Lynsey Hamp, PR Manager at the Eventa Group, commented; “The staff at The Eventa Group love to get involved in fun charity projects ... any excuse to wear fancy dress and raise money!”

Over £500 was raised for the local RNLI Manager of the family-owned garden centre in Old Shoreham Road, Mark Brumfitt, a keen supporter of the RNLI, said the customers were interested in the event and were more than willing to contribute to their worthy cause. “A lot of people came to Mayberry just to see the RNLI and take part in some fundraising. We had some beautiful model boats which were a real point of interest. I think this local cause touches many hearts and continues to be well supported. We were delighted to take part in their 150th anniversary celebrations.” Mayberry have a long standing relationship with the RNLI, and they regularly take part in our special emergency services day in August.”

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s part of British Science Week, we are immersing ourselves in the Big Energy Project with EDF energy.

The project requires developing a campaign about conserving energy – we decided to combine the campaign with updating the park opposite the school. So with a little bit of knowledge on board about generating electricity and with masses of excitement, the year 7s had a trip to the park. The pupils then had to come up with various ideas about the campaign and what we could do. The results were amazing, and it just goes to show that clever old Einstein was right … the true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination.

When you are standing on the frontier of science and technology, you need imagination. Loads of it!

Armed with their imaginations, the pupils came up with some fantastic concepts for an ecoactive keep fit park that will charge your mobile phone. After some research we discovered that this idea has recently been implemented, but our ideas are different – being more play equipment related rather than gym related.

One pupil also came up with the idea of installing a temporary toilet unit that generates electricity. It was great to discover that this idea has also recently been developed, where urine produces enough electricity to power a light bulb.

One of the pupils commented that it should be called “P2C”.

The University of Cambridge is currently conducting a research project, “Learning Without Limits”, where education is freed from the damaging effects of monitoring ability levels and ability focused practices. One cited case study found that in a writing task, children had a lack of motivation, a desire to stick to what was safe rather than taking risks, a fear of not having good ideas, and a lack of enjoyment and imagination. So the teacher took the class into the woods to play out the adventures of Robin Hood. Upon coming back into the classroom, with no apparent need for direction or instruction, the children just settled down to write (“and some of them wrote pages!”). The conviction behind the project is that “all children can become more powerful, committed, successful learners given distinctive supportive conditions and generous opportunities for learning.”

ou may not realise it, but there are all sorts of interesting and unusual places to visit on the Brighton & Hove bus network – stretching out to Eastbourne, the South Downs and Steyning to name but a few.

This week: The Spa Valley Railway. The Spa Valley Railway acts as the key thoroughfare for steam and diesel trains running through the centre of Sussex Weald between Tunbridge Wells and Eridge via Groombridge. Regency Route 29 runs alongside the railway, meaning on your way to explore the bustling town of Tunbridge Wells you’ll also be treated to a ride beside a fascinating selection of engines.

The main station and headquarters of the Spa Valley Railway is Tunbridge Wells West, situated right by The Pantiles, a gorgeous Georgian colonnade housing a specialist shopping centre. Along with the souvenir shop tucked within the engine shed, you can also see historic locomotives and carriages undergoing restoration, and a model railway. And if you’re famished after travelling and shopping, there’s also a buffet to tuck into.

As if that wasn’t enough, The Spa Valley Railway also holds special events throughout the year. They regularly operate a buffet car on their trains and run ‘Fish and Chip Supper’ and ‘Real Ale’ trains on selected evenings. And for the kids, Fireman Sam and Thomas the Tank Engine regularly appear for days of friendly fun.

The Spa Valley Railway is open every weekend until 2 November and on selected week days – mainly during the school holidays. Check their website for timetables.

Getting there: Take Regency Route 29, 29B or 29X. Buses run up to every 10 minutes and there’s a full timetable available at buses.co.uk/29.

The route starts at Stop G, Churchill Square, travels along Lewes Road and onwards to Tunbridge Wells, where one end of the Spa Valley Railway is located.

For more information, visit www.spavalleyrailway.co.uk. There’s a range of tickets for day travel, from individual tickets to family tickets – visit www.buses.co.uk to find out more.

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TRAVEL BUDDIES Getting from A to B in our city is difficult at the best of times.

But for those with learning disabilities issues, it can be near impossible.

A new scheme, however, hopes to sort that.

Travel Buddy has seen local charity Grace Eyre team up with Brighton and Hove Buses to launch a programme which helps users to gain the skills and confidence to travel safely in the city.

And with our cameras down at the launch, it seemed to go down a treat.

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One of the country’s biggest retailers is making moves about coming to Brighton.

After years of false promises, John Lewis has bought a site in the the centre of the city – Boots in North Street no less.

Business leaders claim the move is a clever one – either John Lewis will move into the premises when Boots' lease is up in three to five years time, or they will use it as a bargaining chip when the revamped Churchill Square shopping centre opens.

Either way it's good news for the city that the nation's favourite retailer wants to open up shop here.

Being one of the most visited places in the country can have its negatives, one of which is litter being left on the beach.

So there was no surprise when Brighton got a mention in the Marine Conservation Society's annual report.

Shoreham was also badly affected.

Apparently there's been a 6.4% increase in overall beach litter between 2013 and 2014.

Such stark stats have prompted a response from civic leaders – with the message being to anyone heading down to the shore this summer to take it home.

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The city’s school places crisis has been a perennial problem.

But there's hope the issue will soon be resolved – after council chiefs announced they’ve teamed up with the University of Brighton to create a new secondary school.

There's still much discussion over where the site will be, although there's rumours it will be in the east of the city.

Credit must also be given to the Greens running the local authority who have put national policy to one side – the party opposes free schools – in order to push forward for the good of Brighton and Hove.

Out west and there's been a bit of a stir caused over the houseboats in Shoreham.

Apparently these stationary vessels are not connected to the local sewers – meaning sewage gets pumped straight into the River Adur.

Tim Loughton MP told Parliament that the mess turned the river a murky colour on some days – a statement which caused a bit of a stink locally.

With Southern Water telling houseboat owners to cough up up to £20,000 each to resolve the issue, expect this story to linger for a few years yet.

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Kirsty Pollard: CycleLife Electric Official Opening This Saturday n eco-friendly, healthy and sustainable mode of transport, the modern electric bike (eBike) appeals to a wide cross-section of society. eBikes represent the fastest growing sector of the bike market and help make cycling more fun and inclusive for families, couples and friends. eBikes are helping organisations meet their CSR responsibilities which in turn is helping solve many of today’s societal challenges such as congestion, parking, pollution and of course health and fitness. Why not come and try out an eBike today?

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For years, a woodland in Ovingdean on the edge of the city stood away from human interference.

But recent months have seen the chainsaws move in.

Dozens of trees on land in the Longhill Close area have been chopped down. And with no answers from those that own the land, locals have rallied – collecting hundreds of signatures on a petition to local decision makers.

CHEERS The 25th Sussex Beer and Cider Festival took place this weekend at the Corn Exchange.

With a host of local ales and other beverages on offer, people were queueing out of the door to sample what was on offer.

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This Saturday’s launch event runs from 10am to 5pm and will include the opportunity to learn all about eBikes. You will have the chance to try a wide range of ebikes, plus there will be snacks, freebies and a raffle in aid of the RNLI & The Martlets with lots of prizes including a free weekend bike hire, free accessories and many other great prizes.

Experience the excitement yourself by visiting Cyclelife Electric’s launch event and experience the eBikes.

Go further, faster, get fitter and arrive fresher!

Pop along and check out the new store at 35 Marina Square, Waterfront, Brighton Marina, BN2 5WA, 01273 625060.

Kirsty Pollard, Brighton Marina’s Marketing and Events Manager: kirsty.pollard@xleisure.co.uk www.brightonmarina.co.uk

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Dylan Moran, creator and star of cult favourite Black Books, film actor, writer and stand-up comedian, is in town with his new show Off The Hook. Victoria Nangle finds out more ...

What draws you back to live stand-up – what do you get from it?

I dunno! It’s just something about it being out there. It’s about … I suppose you can get tired of accusing yourself of rubbish thinking, patterns of thinking, believing your own bullshit.

and what could send people into pursuing one set of values that weren’t really what they needed, you know? But there were plenty of examples around. There are lots and lots and

I find that with comics like yourself, you can see that your brain is always working – last time I saw you in Brighton you found that your feet were slipping in opposite directions and your couldn’t get up ...

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I have a slight problem with the idea of saying the same thing on Wednesday as I did on Tuesday

And just to watch your brain go – ‘what to do now?’ – is a wonderful thing to see. You’ve got funny bones.

Well, I don’t know. I don’t think about it too much. You know those activities where if you think about it you suddenly freeze? You just flood your engine?

Yes… Well, it’s one of those.

The idea of a Black Books stage show has been mentioned and the show was ten years ago. Is Black Books something you have a good relationship with or does it just keep following you everywhere?

No, I don’t mind. People enjoyed it and that’s fine. It’s just that it happened some time ago.

I’m doing other things now. But I’m glad people enjoyed it, I don’t have any problem with that.

You’d write your autobiography.

Well, possibly. I’d just enjoy knowing some things that did happen.

lots of bankers in Ireland who weren’t doing themselves and anybody else any favours.

Do you have any plans for more film work in the future?

Whatever plans I might have don’t really mean anything. If I end up in another movie it’ll probably be because somebody said; “get him, because the other guy’s dead”.

I really enjoyed your performance in the film Calgary.

Oh, thank you. Well you know, it was part of an ensemble – it was a great cast and great fun to do. And I just had a small part to do but I had a great time doing it.

What the best piece of advice you’ve ever been given?

Probably my old friend Brian Murphy, he said a lot of things. He helped me out when I began. He was in a trio with Ardal (O’Hanlon) actually. I asked him a lot of questions when I was beginning and he told me, just shut up and do five or six of gigs and you’ll know as much as I do. Which is pretty honest. I mean, you do it a couple of times – the rest of it is pretty much a mystery. You’ve got to figure it out as you go.

It was a larger than life character. Did you get inspiration for that from anyone in particular? (sighs) No, I just thought about how a not-veryopen or constructive or helpful sort of time in Ireland could affect somebody of that nature,

If you could have a superpower what would it be, and what would be your first adventure?

Well, the one I’d really

Do you think you’ll ever return to Bernard Black?

No, no.

Do you think you’ll ever do straight acting on stage – like Beckett?

I don’t know. I’ve thought about that, you know. I have a slight problem with the idea of saying the same thing on Wednesday as I did on Tuesday. I wouldn’t be too keen on that – I think that’s the problem there.

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I heard that in the States you had a TV pilot in turnaround. Is there any further news on that at the moment?

‘Turnaround’ is a great phrase. ‘Turnaround’ means it’s still turning. That’s all I can say. I don’t know which direction it’s facing.

What are your plans for 2015?

My plans are to do a tour, and not die, and then carry on doing a tour in 2016, do a bit more of not dying, and then I might have a rest.

What – you might die then?

I may die, but I probably won’t. I shall postpone that for as long as possible. And I shall get some more writing done. But you know what, I’ve done a lot of writing. I don’t know, maybe they will have invented the memory implants by then and I won’t have to worry about it anymore. Maybe I will just go around doing the show for as long as possible – I shall be so proud of having remembered it.

That sounds like a very good ambition. You seem to be doing lots of adventuring creatively, interns of writing, painting, and various different forms …

I have a box of nonsense that I’m gonna fill everywhere I go.

Dylan Moran: Off the Hook, Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, Wednesday 1 & Thursday 2 April 2015, £26/24, 01273 709709, brightondome.org Picture: Andy Hollingworth

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STRIKE A RAW NERVE Wine expertise from Annabel Jackson

he rising number of serious restaurants and bars offering natural or raw wines lists, including Plateau in Brighton, indicates that this wine category is more than a passing fad. London-based and vegetable-biased Israeli chef Yotam Ottolenghi even has a natural, ‘orange’ white wine from Cascina Degli Ulivi in Italy’s Piedmont region, as the house pour in his feted Islington restaurant.

The Guardian’s wine critic Fiona Beckett says the natural/raw category defies distinct definition but is about “attitude”: an “alternative” for producers wishing to pursue winemaking in their own individual way.

Almost all natural wines are made from grapes grown according to biodynamic principles, but the sticking point in terms of definition seems to be the presence or absence of sulphur. For some, this is the one chemical critical to preserve wine on the bottling line, in travel, and in the bottle.

For others, it is an evil.

Critics talk of massive vintage variation and bottle variation together with characteristics which have little to do with what we normally understand as ‘wine’.

Proponents talk of getting back to what wine is supposed to taste like, before the post-war availability of chemicals to, for example, increase yield.

Might there be consumer uncertainty in this category, about not knowing what they’re buying into, if every bottle is different? Beckett says that expecting the unexpected is part of the “fun”, while British importer Doug Wregg points out that the absence of sulphur does not necessarily result in a rank or oxidised wine. Natural yeasts can produce a level of free sulphur, and skin contact can also protect a wine from oxidation.

The epicentre of the movement is the Loire region in northern France, but it is also big in Rouisillon and Beaujolais, as well as in the Friuli region of Italy. “Certain regions tend to build a concentration of natural growers,” says Wregg. “There may be cultural, historical or geographical reasons why vignerons work naturally.”

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GO VEGAN TO SAVE THE PLANET! Visit VegfestUK at the Brighton Centre for inspiration ... he organisers of some of Europe's biggest vegan festivals, VegfestUK, are urging residents of Brighton and beyond to go vegan as a matter of priority ahead of their huge event at the Brighton Centre on 28 – 29 March.

There are a number of reasons for going vegan, but it's the environmental concerns that are the most pressing right now, according to the organisers. They comment; “For many, the vegan lifestyle is all about the animals. For a growing number of people, going vegan is something you do to improve your health.

Some people choose the vegan lifestyle on the grounds that it's the most sustainable source of food for a growing global food population.

But the biggest pressing factor is one that affects us all and discriminates between no one – global warming.

“Currently, livestock farming is the biggest contributor of greenhouse gas emissions – an analysis in 2009 from Worldwatch Institute

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Nearly 200 stalls with free samples and special discounts aplenty A Food Village with 15 globally inspired specialist vegan caterers The UK's first Vegan Comedy Festival with vegan comedians deriving humour from their grapples with the vegan lifestyle A Hemp Expo showcasing industrial and medicinal benefits of hemp A Party Political Conference with manifestos and debates on Animal Welfare, Health, Environment & Food Sustainability from the UK's major political parties A Global Food Sustainability Conference providing vegan solutions to food sustainability both locally and worldwide Talks on Vegan Nutrition and Health Talks on Vegan Lifestyle and Campaigns A LifeWell Hub with presentations on natural, holistic approaches to health, wellbeing and happiness Cookery Demos A Cinema showing films on the vegan lifestyle Kids Cookery Classes Kids Entertainment including magic shows, Last Man Standing mat and Disco Dome Live Acoustic Music A Speed-Dating Session connecting like-minded vegans A Bodybuilding Contest proving that vegans are not weaklings An LGBT social A Yoga Area … and more.

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shows that the impact of raising livestock and poultry actually amounts to approximately 51% of human-caused greenhouse gas emissions. So believe it or not, the total greenhouse gas emissions of livestock farming actually exceeds that of the whole transport sector combined! As well as all of us switching to electric cars and solar panels immediately, we can just go vegan to effectively reduce our contribution to global warming.”

There has never been a better time for you to go vegan, with a wealth of vegan products such as mock meats, dairy-free milks and eggfree baked goods becoming widely available in the market. Moreover, in recent years vegans have bucked the sandal-wearing, saladmunching image to become ‘the new sexy’, according to a recent article in the Evening Standard which made its front cover. And events such as VegfestUK Brighton are proving that going vegan can be fun and enjoyable.

VegfestUK Brighton consists of an unbelievable programme of educational and entertaining activities to help you go vegan.

Advance tickets are available at £5 a day and £8 for the whole weekend. There are currently Buy One Get One Half Price offers on advance tickets running until 21 March. Tickets are available to purchase online at www.brighton.vegfest.co.uk/admission up until

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10am on both 28 and 29 March. Tickets are also available on the door at £8 for adults and £4 for claimants (kids under 16 free).

For more guidance on going vegan, visit VegfestUK's two other events in Bristol (May 23 – 24) and London (October 10 – 11), or visit the Vegfest Express 24-hour breaking vegan news website: www.vegfestexpress.co.uk.

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PRAYING TO THE APPLE GODS Guy Lloyd talks ‘technical failings’ ... ’ve just survived a whole week of technical failings. One of those times when everything you touch breaks. I’m talking phones, computers, new TV freeview boxes, etc. All the stuff I think I need but in reality, if I had to choose and I wasn’t so reliant on them for work, I would rather do without.

I am not a technical person. I kind of admire technology and how far we’ve come since we shared six computers amongst 800 pupils at my comprehensive school

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back in the eighties. But at the same time, I kind of despise it and wish we could go back to more carefree, simpler times. I’m quite old fashioned like that. I see a train or a bus full of people staring at their phone and it makes me sad.

But I’m doing exactly the same thing. It’s the ‘keep up or get left behind’ mentality, which seems so prevalent in our society today.

So when I went to upgrade my software on my iPhone earlier this week, it was mixture of emotions, when for a good half an hour, I thought I had lost everything on my phone. All my contacts (including Paul Daniels AND Pat Sharp), all my notes (plans to rule the world, etc) and all my photos (treasured memories with family and friends and hugging an unsuspecting Liam Gallagher at

I wish we could go back to more carefree, simpler times. I’m quite old fashioned like that.

Glastonbury). My instinctive reaction of course was to shout and scream and then collapse on the floor, sobbing like a small child. As

a parent, I refrained from this and just started quietly praying to the Apple God. Then as it dawned on me that I may have wiped the entire history of my phone and my life from the last couple of years, a strange sensation came over me.

I started to let go.

I imagined looking at my phone, with no contacts, no photos and no history and actually feeling quite free from it. No one contacting me and me not contacting anyone. Not having to look at twitter to see what was trending and what celebrity had died. Not having to go on facebook and look at what people are having for tea.

There was something quite freeing about that. Like I was getting a phone for the first time ever but I had a choice; find those old contacts and photos and stay in the game or just choose to back away and go read a book or chat to a friend. Face to face in a café, without having to use a filter to adjust the colour and iron out those blemishes.

But then, my phone miraculously restored its history and though I was hugely relieved, at the same time I felt back in the rat race, and sometimes you just want to pull a hamstring, go home and lie on the sofa, don’t you?

I think I need a holiday.

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Brighton and Hove City Council leader Jason Kitcat: we’re eating well It’s heartening to see the city stacking up more awards to put on our collective mantlepiece.

Last week it was the Local Government Chronicle’s ‘Driving Growth’ award and this week it has been the Sustainable Food Cities Award.

Thanks to the combined efforts of a host of local public, private and voluntary initiatives, we are redefining what it means to ‘eat well’, and are being recognised for taking more responsibility for what’s on our plate in terms of the consequences both upstream and downstream.

The judging panel were impressed with the enterprising sustainable food culture they’ve seen in our retail outlets and restaurants and the dynamic community approaches to food waste. They also noted that childhood obesity is declining, school meals improving and community food growing and composting projects are blossoming.

Wherever you turn in our city there is plenty to inspire: retailers like Infinity Foods and HiSBE, events like the Food Festival and Seedy Sunday, community growing at Moulsecomb Forest Garden and Brighton Permaculture orchards in Stanmer, restaurants like Terre a Terre, food distribution projects like the Food Waste Collective and a host of composting projects and lunch clubs. The new Open Market gathers even more under one roof providing a healthy beating heart for the livening up London Road.

The Brighton & Hove Food Partnership has been at the forefront of this drive in recent years and deserves huge credit.

They describe the win as “an award for everyone who is working on food in the city – the butchers, the bakers and the policy makers”. As someone who is working with colleagues at the drier end of this trio, whether it’s planning guidance for insisting on food growing space on new developments or healthy procurement policies for school meals, it’s gratifying to be part of such a wholesome and award winning menu.

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HUNTER GATHERER Reginald D Hunter’s new show The Man Who Atttempted To Do As Much As Such comes to Brighton Dome – and he’s glad to be back doing comedy he acclaimed comedian Reginald D Hunter has recently been on an epic road trip from North Carolina to New Orleans, documenting the 150-year history of American popular song for a new three part BBC2 series entitled Reginald D Hunter's Songs of the South. In New Orleans, he got to interview the blues legend Dr John.

Reginald takes up the story. "Dr John asked me, 'What do you do?' I told him I was a standup, and he replied, 'So you're a kicks man. It's a very important job, providing kicks for people.'

Is ‘kicks man’ how I'd describe myself? It is now! I am hereby christened A Man Of Kicks."

Man Of Kicks is a very good title for a comedian who has been furnishing British audiences with thrills for nearly two decades now. During that time, Reginald has become one of the best loved and most in demand performers in the country.

Known for his distinctive take on subjects such as race and sexuality, he is often brutally honest and is sometimes viewed as controversial. However, his comedy is always meticulously thought out, and he has never been afraid to confront challenging issues head on, even when he turns his attention to his own beliefs. A widely-praised TV performer, Reginald is now returning to the live arena.

A comedian who crackles with charisma, Reginald is one of the most magnetic stand-ups

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All your emotions are your children. If you leave them in the basement, they're going to grow up and hate you. currently at work in Britain. He manages the very tricky feat of making his audience think deeply and laugh uproariously at the same time. He is a true one-off. You're in for a treat.

The comic is appealingly generous with offthe-cuff jokes. At one point, for instance, he laughs that, "Whenever a politician says, 'I want to spend more time with my family,' I think, 'Somebody's been sending pictures of themselves'..."

Coming back to stand-up after a period abroad making his TV series, Reginald is relishing the chance to appear on the British stage once again. "I love stand-up," says the comic, the broad grin on his face confirming as much. "Every time something new works on stage, it's definitely a great high. It's really satisfying."

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Reginald reckons that there is another positive aspect to performing stand-up. "It makes me smarter. I spend a lot of time alone in hotels and airports. When you're locked away, you do a lot of thinking and come back smarter."

The comedian loves to push the boundaries on stage. "I remember as a boy watching Richard Pryor and thinking, 'That's brilliant, but don't stop there. Go further!' Now I try to create the sort of stand-up show I'd like to see – and then take it further."

When he does take it further, of course, Reginald has in the past sometimes been accused of courting controversy. But the comic dismisses the charge with his trademark easy charm. "I mostly work in front of overprivileged white people, and they're easily shocked by things they don't already believe – ‘how dare he espouse that view!’

"I get a sense of contrived outrage from them. It's amazing how many people go out of their way to be offended by what you're saying.

There is also a group of people who believe that misrepresenting what you say is a weapon of debate. I hate wilful misconstruction generally, but I'm even less of a fan of it when it's done to me. There are loads of people, too, who are intellectually vain and want to regurgitate what they've just read. It's not evil, but it's not for me. " The comedian proceeds to reflect that, even though he still has his provocative moments, overall he has mellowed as the years have passed. “I'm not as ferociously angry as I was.

I've now figured out the stuff that was making me angry. For example, political debate doesn't make me mad anymore because I've seen through it. ‘That politician didn't do what he said he was going to do? He's surely the first politician in history to do that!’”

A man who possesses a wonderful way with words, Reginald continues that, "It's bad to be angry. Anger is very powerful, but it’s toxic. It'll burn you out if you fly on it for too long. All your emotions are your children. If you leave them in the basement, eventually they're going to grow up and hate you."

Reginald closes by underlining that he has a particular affection for British audiences.

"That's why I'm here," asserts the comedian, who hails originally from Georgia. "Britain is both my real home and my comedy home.

British audiences like being surprised comedically. The problem with Americans is that they just want you to get to the funny part.

"British people will come up to you afterwards and say, 'I wasn't sure about the punchline, but the bits before that were extraordinary'. There should be an organisation called the British Anoraks of Comedy. It's very nice to get that response. In my head, the person I'm writing my shows for is British. If you make it as a comedian in Britain, then you can branch out to the colonies!"

The comic concludes that, "Unlike people in the US, Brits won't say, 'You're too deep' or 'You think too much'. I'm not a social outcast in Britain because I use words of more than five letters. That's one of the many things I love about Britain."

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VERY IMPORTANT Italian treats at VIP kay, it’s time for me to confess, confess to hiding a real gem from you. I was told about VIP last year and once bitten I was in no way shy. VIP happens to be a bit of a gem and over the last few months a very popular gem at that.

So what is it that makes me love it so? Well to be honest there a few pointers. Firstly the food is delicious and honest, there’s no fancy pants nonsense here, just great ingredients simply cooked and presented. Secondly it has to be price – VIP is very intelligently priced.

They pride themselves on the quality of the ingredients and it turns out that a lot of the produce they use is sourced from their own family farm back in Italy.

That will explain the extraordinarily good mozzarella that I sample on an early visit at the centre of a platter of Italian cured meats. I suspect that it is a dish intended as a sharing starter, but I enjoyed it solo as a main course.

On my most recent visit I decided to try the vegetable platter and I was equally impressed, beautiful aubergine, sweet pepper salad, beetroot with crumbled cheese … and much more. It was a superb start to a rather good solo lunch. I followed it with gnocchi served with a creamy gorgonzola sauce. It too was delicious and a perfect size, not too small and not too big either.

With a half pint of draught Peroni I was very content, that is until the charming staff brought out a slice of rum soaked cake for me to try. Well all I can say about that is, cheers! Order it if they have it when you visit.

On another occasion I went along with a friend. We started with the meat platter on my recommendation and then shared a pizza. Now I

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like pizza well enough. In Sicily I ate perhaps the best pizza I have ever had, simply a base covered in speck and topped with crushed pistacchio nuts. It was quite amazing.

VIP pizzas are big. I had seen one before and tried some, and given that they are cooked in a proper wood fired pizza oven they taste as good as any I have eaten in Italy. But for me they are too big so sharing one seemed like a great idea.

Luckily for me my colleague Mr M agreed. We chose a simple one – I’m pleased to say that they do not favour the crazier toppings that litter the world of pizza and there is not a bit of pineapple in sight thank heavens.

I probably ate less than half as I find pizza rather filling but I loved every mouthful, and especially the crisp base and singed crusts. I like the edges of a pizza to be scorched to a rich chestnut brown and to snap like pork scratchings and a VIP pizza certainly does that.

Strangely I seem to be the only person who is daunted by the scale of a VIP pizza and all around

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me people seem to be able to eat a whole one. I am filled with admiration, although I do know that they do take-away so I could always carry home what I cannot manage at the time I guess.

On another visit I tried the lasagne and again loved it. Yes you are right, I am in love with VIP, and apart from the great food I love the prices. It is very very affordable. The lasagne and the gnocchi are £6.95! My tavola de vegetali was £7.50 but was easily enough for two, and the large meaty platter was £13 when ordered for two with a half portion for £7. Now I hesitate to use the word ‘cheap’ here because it usually elicits a rain of emails criticising me for having a profligate lifestyle and a lack of touch with the real world, but at the risk of that I think that VIP’s prices are very well placed in a city where a couple of burgers, a bag of chips, some onion rings, fried pickles and four cocktails can set you back a scary £70 plus. So hats off to these canny Italians and their delicious dishes. Oh yes, before I forget, they can also make a great espresso – and get it to you piping hot. Now that is worthy of a mention in my book!

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’m back in my kitchen and loving every minute of it.

Cooking has been my passion since I was a small boy. I would spend hours in the kitchen either with my grandfather or mum and by a very early age I could rustle up a decent supper or a Victoria sandwich cake. By the time I hit my teens I was getting to be more adventurous – curries and stirfrys – which in the 1960s in Lancashire was pretty advanced, especially as most of us had never seen garlic or peppers by that point.

By the time I reached London and art school, Chelsea if you are interested, I was ready for anything. The intake of students consisted mainly of Londoners, quite a lot of posh girls and a smattering of us northerners.

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THE HUNGER Taking life by the horns and sucking out the marrow I had very little experience of eating out and the experiences that I’d had were not great, by which I mean terrible. It was a time when orange juice was often offered as a starter and half a grapefruit bedecked with half a glacé cherry was seen as exotic.

London, and my new, sophisticated, cosmopolitan chums introduced to me to a world of real Chinese food, Indian restaurants, Polish cafés, Italian trattorias and French food. I was besotted, I gobbled it up both physically and mentally. I gorged myself in bacchanalian delights, fearless of what I might try. I ate offal in China Town, black sausage in South Ken, curries in Euston, bhel puri in Tooting and French wherever I could get it.

For the most part the French influences came from my personal tutor, a delightful and talented photographer called Lesly Hamilton, her surname gained in marriage to an English actor. Lesly has a young daughter, Severine, and back then I would go round to her Fulham flat and we would all sit in her kitchen and cook and chat and chat and cook. She taught me so much about art, about life and about eating. She

It was a time when orange juice was often offered as a starter and half a grapefruit bedecked with half a glacé cherry was seen as exotic made me laught too as her conversation was always peppered with the phrase ‘ooh la la’ and she would toss back her head of shiny black curls and laugh.

Lesly is as active today as she was forty years ago, travelling the world with her cameras, capturing the images that lie behind the images that lesser artists capture.

She is as happy back stage at the opera as she is by the bins out back of a down town burger joint, or treading the early morning sidewalks with hookers and junkies.

Lesly opened my heart to food and also to the theatre. It was Lesly who took me to see La Grande Eugene and Theater Orkater, she introduced me to the Grand Magic Circus and took me to tea with the extraordinary

Susannah York when she was performing Cocteau’s Le Voix Humaine in South London. She had very large hands I remember, a fact that I confirmed when I saw her playing in Quartet shortly before her far too premature death. Lesly was my mentor in an age when we didn’t have mentors. She was my muse, my inspiration and my driving force.

Today, when I am feeling lack lustre or feeble or simply lazy, I think of Lesly and imagine that as I am bemoaning my situation she is probably taking pictures of some gang leader and his hooker moll. It usually brings me back to earth with a well deserved bump.

So my love of food and theatre and art were there – but Lesly gave me something far better, she gave me the appetite.

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ear Anyone Who Loves Films, there is a very special event coming up that you do not want to miss! If you are a Brightonian filmmaker or film buff you’ve most likely heard of MovieBar, the quarterly showcase for independent filmmakers and storytellers who specialise in short films. The event was established in 2007 with the aim of bringing together local filmmakers to screen their work and share their experiences in a lively and informal fashion. At this early stage, films shown were often brought along on the night, creating a rather eclectic line-up! Performances from actors wishing to showcase their talent, staged productions of plays, script reads and even musical performances were included.

Over the years the event has developed, to include featured guest speakers from film and TV becoming a source of inspiration and a valued resource for local filmmakers, whilst continuing the tradition of screenings from the community.

The next MovieBar, starting at 7pm on Monday 13 April, features a very special guest – Jan Harlan, executive producer to Stanley Kubrick, and his right hand man!

Harlan is also custodian of the Kubrick film archive and, on the night, will be screening some short films, talking about his on-going association with the Kubrick legacy and taking questions from the audience. I will be hosting the evening so if you have a topic you’re dying to hear Jan talk about then tweet me at the handle below.

With tickets at just £5 (£4 for concessions) they are likely to sell out fast, so get yourself to www.wegottickets.com/event/312440 and pick one up.

Harlan began working for Stanley Kubrick in 1968 as a researcher on the never-filmed epic, Napoleon. Amongst the titles in Harlan’s hugely impressive filmography are the seminal The Shining (1980) and the amazing Full Metal Jacket (1987) along with Eyes Wide Shut (1999) and even A Clockwork Orange (1971). He also worked with Steven Spielberg on Artificial Intelligence: A.I. (2001). In 2009 he co-created the book Stanley Kubrick’s Napoleon: The Greatest Movie Never Made. For several years Harlan has been a regular guest lecturer at the European Film College and also for the University of Hertfordshire’s Film and Television degrees.

If you’re a Kubrick fan and want the inside scoop or, equally, you make films and want some advice from a man who helped create award-winning pieces that would go on to shape modern cinema then my goodness, get yourself to the Latest Music Bar on 13 April!

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OUT OF THIS WORLD e’ve been dreaming up Brighton’s Arty adventures since 2009. Some more successful than others (don’t mention the North Laine map in front of the Dane!). And while it’s always a delight when new artists want to support our latest brainwave and enter the Arty fold, we’ll always be grateful to those people who took a leap of faith right from the start. It’s also fascinating to see how their creativity keeps evolving over time.

One such artist is Patrick O’Donnell, of Phoenix Studio renown. When we first interviewed Patrick back in 2010, he’d renounced landscapes for a remarkable portraiture series ‘You Make Me Gay’, celebrating icons from Abba’s Frida to Dempsey’s Makepeace and a cheeky miniseries ‘Hands-free’ dedicated to those who can ‘multi-task with a fag on the go’. (Yes Barack, we mean you!). So where next? Well, Barack, (‘Hands-free’) as you’ll see from Patrick’s awesome entry in Art in Brighton 2015, he’s completely spaced out. In his current body of work – the Origins series – Patrick responds to the images beamed down from the Hubble Telescope. And with a nod to post-war Abstract Expressionism and its European counterpart Tachisme, the paintings begin life on the floor with loose applications of thinned medium as new celestial images reveal themselves in the painting ‘Origins’ series process. Flippin’ fantastic!

You can see Patrick’s work at a new exhibition at the Hop Gallery Lewes – ‘Four’ – alongside Susan Evans’ sky, land and seascapes; the sumptuous paintings of June Frickleton; and Adrian Walker’s unworldly, mysterious oil paintings.

Expect emotions to run high.

Don’t miss: Talented architect and illustrator Amalia Sanchez de la Blanca (aka Linescapes) is having her first solo exhibition at the FrieseGreen Gallery in the Brighton Media Centre, Middle Street, 23 to 29 March. Look forward to prints of Brighton and large-scale drawings of iconic UK buildings.

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MACK FINDS HIS MABEL American star announced to star alongside Michael Ball in Mack & Mabel at Chichester Festival Theatre merican actress Rebecca LaChance has been confirmed to star alongside Michael Ball in Chichester’s forthcoming summer musical, Mack & Mabel, and will then tour across the UK and Ireland in the production.

Based on the true romance between Hollywood legends Mack Sennett and Mabel Normand, this musical comedy received eight Tony Award nominations when it opened on Broadway in 1974. The muchloved score includes ‘Time Heals Everything’ and ‘I Won't Send Roses’.

Rebecca LaChance’s credits include her recent Broadway debut in Beautiful: The Carole King Musical as a featured ensemble member while understudying Jessie Mueller in the title role. Other credits include Johnny Baseball directed by Gordon Greenberg, the director of Chichester’s acclaimed production of Guys and Dolls

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Michael Ball plays Mack Sennett. Recent credits include the BBC television drama That Day We Sang, which reunited him with Sweeney Todd co-star Imelda Staunton.

Theatre credits include the title role in Sweeney Todd (Chichester’s Festival 2011 and West End), Hairspray, Les Misérables, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Passion, Aspects of Love, The Woman in White and The Phantom of the Opera. Ball co-produced Chichester Festival 2010’s West End transfer of Love Story. He also has a successful recording and broadcasting

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Other casting includes Anna-Jane Casey as Lottie, Jack Edwards as Fatty, Alex Giannini as Mr Kleiman, Gunnar Cauthery as Frank and Mark Inscoe as William Desmond Taylor. The company also includes Michelle Francis, Emily Langham, Rebecca Louis, Joshua Lovell, Joseph Prouse and Emily Shaw.

The production is directed by Jonathan Church, Chichester’s Artistic Director. His Chichester credits include Festival 2014’s Taken At Midnight (also West End) which has just received three Olivier Award nominations. Other credits include Singin’ In The Rain (also West End, UK and international tour), which tours to New Zealand in March 2015.

Jonathan Church said; “Mabel Normand was ‘discovered’ by Mack Sennett and became one of the best loved female film stars of the era. Partly for this reason, Michael and I always hoped we might cast an emerging young actress to play Mabel. And we are thrilled that Rebecca will follow in the steps of Bernadette Peters and Imelda Staunton who played this role at the beginning of their careers.”

Mack & Mabel will be at the Festival Theatre, Chichester, from 13 July – 5 September. Tickets from £10, with 16 – 25s tickets at £8.50. Visit cft.org.uk or contact the Box Office on 01243 781312 for more details. Following the Chichester dates there will be a UK and Ireland tour from 1 October – 6 December, visit mackandmabelmusical.com for further details.

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Highlighting the mix of comedy ahead this week t’s great when a prodigal son returns. Especially when he comes back to town with a popular BBC1 TV series, co-starring with a National Theatre actor, and a brand new live show.

Welcome back faux Vaudevillian character extraordinaire Count Arthur Strong.

A stalwart of Komedia for years, Count Arthur Strong played the old upstairs venue (now the marvellous Duke’s@Komedia cinema) monthly, with a lively cast and sharp malapropisms aplenty. Having gone out into the BigBadWorld™ it’s grand to see him back in Brighton with a show co-produced by Komedia Entertainment. The message from the man himself is; “If you only buy one ticket for something this year, buy a ticket for this one twice and bring a friend. I promise you won’t regret it. And if you do there must be something wrong with you.

No refunds.” True to form.

This town does nurture its comedy talent, and nowhere is this more apparent than at Comic Boom. Particularly this month’s lineup. The format of the evening is pretty straightforward in that there are three sections; the first two sections mix up the

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best of up-and-coming comics from across the country, always including at least a couple from Brighton. Handpicked, this is not an open mic night but an expertly selected cream of the crop, with every act (usually about six or seven, each doing either a five minute or ten minute slot) destined for comedic recognition, provided they keep working at it. Let’s just say that previous ‘new act’ slots formed part of the early careers of the likes of Nick Helm, Seann Walsh and Paul McCaffrey.

This month’s headliner is another such returning hero, in the form of Angela Barnes.

Also heading back to this fond home of excellent gem-spotting is the MC for the evening – Romesh Ranganathan. With both of them regularly seen on TV panel shows, headlining around the country and noticed favourably by critics and awardfolks alike, this is well worth a visit.

And for the Wild Card, the leftfield, and the politically unknown, from a mix of nationally established and locally emerging comics, look no further than Austerity Pleasures. It’s a small night in a small room with a ticket price of only £1.50, and with the election not far off and frustrations running high at the status quo, this evening of political comedy could be just what you’re after. This month’s acts include headliner Tiernan Douieb, as well as spots from Joe Wells, Russ Mulligan, Phil Alexander and Dan Wright.

Count Arthur Strong – Somebody Up There Licks Me, Theatre Royal Brighton, Sunday 29 March, 8pm, £21.40, www.atgtickets.com Comic Boom, Komedia, Thursday 26 March, 8pm, £9/7/6, www.komedia.co.uk/brighton Austerity Pleasures, Caroline Of Brunswick, Thursday 26 March, £1.50, carolineofbrunswick.co.uk

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ART: JOHANNA HAIVAOJA + FRANCOIS BLOSSEVILLE Contemporary sculpture, with Johanna's work in paper, bronze, fibreglass and glass, and Francois' alabaster, wood, resin and bronze based sculptures.

35 North Contemporary Fine Art, 35 North Road, Brighton. Until 3 April ART: JANINE SHUTE Typography, construction, texture, light and shade are represented in her realistic depictions of everyday objects, via drawing and design.

Pelham House, St. Andrew's Lane, Lewes, 01273 488600. Until 31 March EVENT: BRIGHTON VEGFEST One of Europe’s leading food and cultural events in 2015, the festival is an absolute must for those passionate about delicious food as well as those living the vegan/vegetarian lifestyle. Vegfest UK offers an eclectic selection of 160 stalls and a varied array of caterers providing sumptuous delights.

Brighton Centre, Saturday 28 – Sunday 29 March, £8/4 EVENT: SPEED DATING BRIGHTON It's an opportunity to meet and date 15-20 people aged 25–38, who are serious about wanting to be in a relationship. You will date each person for four minutes, giving you the opportunity to decide if you may want to see the person again. The following morning after the event you can upload your choices using the matching system.

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SAM LEE Young folkie Sam Lee is helping to keep the folk tradition alive, he tells Jeff Hemmings aking his mark beyond the ever expanding folk circuit with his Mercury nominated debut album, Ground of Its Own, the London born and bred Sam Lee has spent these last few years collecting, restoring and sharing traditional and ancient music from Great Britain. He’s particularly focused on the Romany Gypsy and Irish traveller communities, who between them have proved to be an ongoing treasure trove of song.

“That word ‘research’ gets used a lot, but it’s not academic, it’s me going off searching for songs. Not just the songs I knew of, but getting to know the people and the stories behind them. It’s me wanting to get under the skin of them, and them wanting to get under the skin of me, and letting them (the songs) come back to life,” says Sam, who is getting ready for a UK tour in

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support of his second album, The Fade In Time, a collection of songs from the aforementioned communities, but embellished with a musicality that combines the contemporary with the traditional.

“All the songs are traditional folk songs, all based on field recordings,” says Sam, who also heads up the Nest Collective, promoting regular events that incorporate the old with the new.

“There are no two versions of a song that are alike, they aren't like popular songs that are reproduced verbatim everywhere you go. Every singer will have a different version, and part of the excitement for me is finding these rare versions, or even new songs.

We all thought these folk songs were the preserve of books and museums. I’m proving that there are vast amounts of prolific singers, and occasionally songs that we haven't heard before!

“I’m finding that a lot of people who are interested in it are not coming from the folk community, but also are people who are new to folk and suddenly discovering their own heritage. The deal for them is that it is ‘living’; a lot of people assumed it was a dead revival art.

“I half grew up with folk as a kid, around the campfires at summer camps, and I loved the communal singing. It was my musical educational upbringing, singing with friends. And it went from there, wanting to find out about these songs ...”

For anyone interested in hearing some of the original field recordings, visit www. songcollectorscollective.co.uk Sam Lee, Corn Exchange, Brighton Dome, Saturday 28 March, 8pm, £15, 01273 709709, brightondome.org

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1 Stuart Newman If You Say 2 Dirty Weekend In Brighton Frankie 3 Go Johnny Go Ebbenflow 4 Scene**** And The Sick**** Re-Arranged 5 Dirty Weekend In Brighton Ben Sherman (style man from Brighton) 6 Dirty Weekend In Brighton Dirty Weekend In Brighton 7 Automatic Shoes Your Father 8 Cascades Run 9 Alternate Function Not So Bad 10 Senior Service Slow Train 11 Bluestone Salsero 12 Stuart Newman Gotta Work

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Don’t miss our pick of Brighton after dark SUBDUB BRIGHTON ‘The Vanguard of Dub' comes to town with Iration Steppas Sound System playing Dubz Inna Year 3000 Style. Plus, live & direct from France – O.B.F Feat Shanti D, Daddy Freddy, Kenny Knots and Dan Man – plus more to be announced.

Concorde2, Friday 27 March, 11pm–5am, £12

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SIZE. LAUNCH A night of tech house and techno with top DJ talent from the Brighton underground club scene.

The Hub, Saturday 28 March, 10pm–3am, £4 before 12, £5 after

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Dr John and the Nite Trippers, Brighton Dome, 12 March 2015 ★★★★★ Irene Harey

Timberlake song, complete with banjo backing track. Lesbian performance artist Tammy WhyNot was in town, asking lots of difficult questions about aging and sex. Audience participation made up 50% of the show and the diverse crowd were won over by our hostess’ charm. They provided very candid answers, plus lots of laughs, to her questions about their sex lives, attitudes, hopes and fears. Enlightening, inspiring and some of the best fun you can have in an hour with your clothes on.

The Old Market, Hove, 13 March 2015 ★★★★★ Elizabeth Hughes

Dr John wore a gorgeous purple suit and feathered hat, a FrenchCaribbean New Orleans vibe perambulating, cogitating, as his piano riffs rolled around the ears.

It's that distinctive piano roll that this sold-out crowd is here for, the one from 'Goodnight Irene' and 'How Come My Dog Don't Bark When You Come Around?' that had younger audience members wigging out like they were at a creole Nirvana convention. Mack played stripped-down guitar on 'Let The Good Times Roll', and trombone player Sarah Morrow gave a virtuoso performance. A standing ovation proved he's unique, unmissable, essential.

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I, Malvolio Local actor Tim Crouch brought his critically acclaimed 'I, Malvolio' to a packed house, for a triumphant return to the city where it first premiered in 2010.

The fourth in a series of solo plays written for young audiences, Crouch describes it as; "looking at things through the eyes of Shakespeare’s lesser known characters." We were treated to an hour of intensely moving tragicomedy, funny and intelligent, self-deprecating and mocking.

Crouch’s fine sense of comic timing, his improvised interaction with the audience and ability to weave his narrative across the

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Crosby, Stills & Nash

many levels of the play was a joy to experience. Unmissable.

Studio Theatre, Brighton Dome, 13 March 2015 ★★★★★ Sue Bradley

What Tammy Needs To Know About Getting Old And Having Sex “I’m bringing sexy back ...” drawled Tammy WhyNot in a hilarious Country & Western cover version of the famous Justin

Bravo, bravo, bravo!

What an evening of theatre. For me it ticked all the boxes. Played at a frantic life depending pace, achingly funny (farce but also played with Goon Show absurdity and a dash of satire) – a totally immersive experience for the audience (half of whom ended up being in it, one way or another). Cast and audience all committing 100% and as one to the success of the show.

The plot is immaterial (though it's a good old fashioned case of mistaken identity and getting away with it in grand style). Full on, in your face fun. Next time I want to be in it (and full marks for the casts interval show too)!

Pavilion Theatre, Worthing, 14 March 2015 ★★★★★ Lee Stevens

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More than four decades since CSN first harmonized in Laurel Canyon, and played its first-ever concert as a trio at the legendary Woodstock festival, its members continue a creative partnership that is one of the most influential and enduring in music. David Crosby, Stephen Stills, and Graham Nash have each been inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame two times—with Crosby, Stills & Nash, and a second time with The Byrds, Buffalo Springfield, and The Hollies, respectively.

Brighton Centre, 19 September 2015, £46, 0844 847 1515, brightoncentre.co.uk

Ghostpoet Beg, borrow or steal to get tickets to this already sold out gig. Or maybe stand around by the fire escape and see what you can hear drift up whilst you turn green with envy you missed tickets to the tour of his brand new album, ‘Shedding Skin’.

Komedia, 6 April, SOLD OUT, 0845 293 8480, www.komedia.co.uk/brighton

Therapy?

Their latest album 'Disquiet' is Therapy? at their sharpest and most focused, a weighty, undeniably powerful and emotionally affecting body of work which both builds upon the band's acclaimed catalogue and opens up new creative horizons.

Concorde2, 31 March 2015, £15, 01273 673311, www.concorde2.co.uk

St Etienne's Sarah Cracknell Never one to rush things, Sarah Cracknell has taken her time over the follow up to her debut solo record – nearly two decades in fact.

Komedia, 16 June, £20, 0845 293 8480, www.komedia.co.uk/brighton

Jackie Mason Three years after saying he was too old to tour, Jackie Mason is back on the road, rounding off his US dates with three nights in London.

Adelphi Theatre, London, 1, 2 & 3 June 2015, £tbc, 020 3725 7060, http://adelphi.londontheatres.co.uk

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TUESDAY 24 Biz Buzz LatestTV, 6.30pm We live in a veritable hive of a city of business activity, with pop-up venues, cottage industries, innovative ideas in new media, and large corporations all based in this seaside metropolis. Ollie Wilson discovers the latest news in Brighton’s business world in a brand new series.

Dara And Ed’s Big Adventure BBC2, 9pm Where else can you see a pair of comedians taste the local delicacy of iguana – and then visit an iguana sanctuary? Ta da!

Follow Dara O’Briain and Ed Byrne as they travel 4,000 miles on the Pan-American Highway.

Kicking off from Arizona and heading towards Mexico.

The 100 E4, 9pm When two tribes go to war, there’s usually less rocket fuel involved combined with vicious spears marking a meeting of warfare eras somewhat curious.

We’re sure that’s not what the original lyrics were, but the tribal peace is still uneasy and this time it’s Clarke that crosses the line.

Bellamy is in Mount Weather.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 Bookenders 8.30 Bookenders 9.00 The Newspapers 9.30 The Newspapers 10.00 BollyHeat 10.30 Millionaires’ Row 11.00 Teleshopping 1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30 Northern Cuisine 2.00 In The Pot 2.30 Carib-Asian Cookery 3.00 Millionaires’ Row (x3) 4.30 Cuppa TV 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 On The Verge 6.00 Latest News The Latest news where we are.

6.30 Biz Buzz See highlights.

7.00 Best Of Brighton Lights Richard Shayler takes a cheeky look back on episodes of Brighton Lights, first aired on the internet.

7.30 Latest News 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics.

8.30 Love That Car Passionate stories about owners and their cars.

9.00 Latest News 9.30 Hindsight: The Shorts With Vincent Creelan. The murder of a colleague forces a police sergeant to confront the attitudes of the police toward the gay community in Belfast.

9.45 Hindsight: The Shorts With Clara Reilly. Story of the death of a child from a plastic bullet outside her front door in Turf Lodge, Belfast.

10.00 Life Stories 10.30 Latest News 11.00 Brighton Album Chart Show Tony Marks presents the monthly top ten album chart sales based on stats from Resident Records, Brighton.

12.00am Latest News 12.30 Biz Buzz 1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Love That Car 3.00 Latest News 3.30 Hindsight: The Shorts 3.45 Hindsight: The Shorts 4.00 Life Stories 4.30 Latest News 5.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 5.30 Under The Radar

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Heir Hunters 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 11.45 Fake Britain 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.40 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Edge 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Holiday Of My Lifetime With Len Goodman 4.15 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Cindy continues to question her role as a mother. With help from Linda, Sharon’s search for her biological father continues.

7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Holby City Hospital drama. Raf must overcome the doubts of his colleagues and his patient to perform Harry’s surgery. Arthur tries to impress Serena to earn a rotation on AAU but finds the pace tough to handle. Mo has to make a choice about pursuing her father when she risks losing her last link to him.

9.00 Ordinary Lies Drama following the lives of an ordinary group of colleagues and friends as their seemingly small lies spiral out of control.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.45 Call Security Call Security.

11.35 FILM: A Serious Man (2009) Starring Michael Stuhlbarg, Richard Kind, Fred Melamed. Dark comedy from the Coen brothers. Jewish college professor Larry Gopnik lives a quiet suburban life with his wife and two teenage children in the American Midwest. But everything begins to unravel when his wife says she has decided to leave him.

1.15am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.20 BBC News

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6.20am Perfection 7.05 Perfection 7.50 Flog It! Trade Secrets 8.20 Countryside 999 9.05 Your Home In Their Hands 10.05 Helicopter Heroes Down Under 10.35 HARDtalk 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Coast 1.15 The Super League Show 2.00 The World At War 2.55 Wogan - The Best Of 3.40 Some Mothers Do ‘Ave ‘Em 4.15 Three Up, Two Down 4.45 Hi-de-Hi! 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show.

6.30 Portillo’s State Secrets Michael Portillo spills all.

7.00 The Great British Bake Off Easter Masterclass Join Mary Berry and Paul Hollywood as they showcase some of their favourite Easter recipes and demonstrate how to make the ultimate hot cross buns, a classic simnel cake, delicious chocolate custard tarts and a lemon meringue nest.

8.00 Back In Time For Dinner Yummy eating through the deacdes.

9.00 Dara And Ed’s Big Adventure See highlights.

10.00 Nurse Bittersweet comedy drama about a community psychiatric nurse. Nurse Liz ponders why Graham is over the moon, while Jack recalls a grim time in Helmand but retreats to his ‘safe place’. Cat Lady discusses her New Romantic glory days, while Billy tries his hand at preparing vegetables from Liz’s allotment, despite the fact that they are muddy.

10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines.

11.20 Caribbean With Simon Reeve Caribbean with Simon Reeve.

12.20am Sign Zone: Italy Unpacked 3.20 Punctuation Rules 4.00 An Idiot’s Guide To Politics 5.00 My Life, My Religion 5.30 My Life, My Religion

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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Jimmy delivers an ultimatum.

7.30 River Monsters Wildlife documentary series.

8.00 Midsomer Murders When wealthy farmer Martin Strickland is covered in truffle oil and mauled to death by a wild boar, the investigation leads to restaurant Wyvern House and its tyrannical celebrity chef Ruth Cameron. Secrets from the past surface and the killer strikes again - but the poison spreads wider than its intended target.

10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 On Assignment Rageh Omaar presents the in-depth current affairs programme with worldwide reports from ITV News correspondents.

Rageh Omaar is in Lithuania, where tensions are high over Russia’s involvement in the Ukrainian conflict amid concerns that Lithuania could become a target for Russian aggression.

11.10 ICC Cricket World Cup Highlights: Semi-Final 1 Highlights from the first of the 2015 ICC Cricket World Cup semi-finals from Auckland, New Zealand.

12.10am FILM: Carry On Follow That Camel (1967) 1.40 Jackpot247 3.00 Loose Women 3.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 3rd Rock From The Sun 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss Canada 11.00 Kevin McCloud’s Man Made Home 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me Abroad 1.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Come Dine With Me 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Coach Trip 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. Kim’s scheme could prove detrimental for one Roscoe brother.

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 From Burger Bar To Gourmet Star A selection of fast food cooks are taught by some of the country’s most refined chefs. In this episode, burger-van owner Carl swaps his business for the kitchen of Daniel Clifford at his two Michelin star restaurant Midsummer House.

9.00 One Born Every Minute Flyon-the-wall documentary series. First impressions aren’t quite what they seem in the delivery suite in this episode. A 16-year-old has to grow up very quickly to cope with the lifethreatening illnesses of her mum and her unborn baby.

10.00 Teens Documentary following a group of friends over the year they turn 17. This first episode meets Jess and Harry D, who have both have just joined school for sixth form.

11.00 First Dates Dating series in which singletons look for love in a restaurant full of other diners who are also hoping for a relationship.

12.00am PokerStars.com European Poker Tour 12.55 KOTV Boxing Weekly 1.20 Cycling: Revolution 2.20 Trans World Sport 3.15 Secret Location 4.10 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 5.05 Deal Or No Deal

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6.00 – 7.10am Children’s television 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.10 Peppa Pig 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 The Hotel Inspector 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Final Verdict (2009) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away As Sasha prepares to leave Summer Bay to go to university and Matt staying behind, the pair worry that the distance will impact their relationship.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Police Interceptors Crime documentary series following Lincolnshire’s high-speed law enforcement teams.

8.00 Costa Del Casualty: Benidorm ER Documentary series following the medical teams and their British patients at Benidorm’s busy hospital and GP practice.

9.00 Breaking The Law: Bent Coppers This one-off documentary tells some unbelievable stories about members of UK police forces who have been jailed for breaking the law.

10.00 Aidan: The Rarest Boy In The World Documentary focusing on Aidan Smith, a boy with an extremely rare condition characterised by lumps and growths covering a large percentage of his body. The programme follows Aidan’s progress and that of his parents Vikki and Karl as they learn that he suffers from Cloves syndrome.

11.00 FILM: The Vow (2012) Starring Rachel McAdams, Channing Tatum, Jessica Lange. Drama.

1.05am SuperCasino 3.10 My Violent Child: My Secret Shame 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 The Great Artists 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Free Speech: I’m A Conservative, Ask Me Anything 9.00 World’s Toughest Jobs 10.00 Killer Magic 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 Killer Magic 1.00 World’s Toughest Jobs 2.00 Free Speech 3.00 World’s Toughest Jobs

7.00pm News 7.30 Great Continental Railway Journeys 8.00 The Himalayas 9.00 The Normans 10.00 Inside Claridge’s 11.00 Mark Lawson Talks To Jonathan Pryce 12.00am The Joy Of ABBA 1.00 Born To Be Wild: The Golden Age Of American Rock 2.00 Elvis: That’s Alright Mama

10.25am Psych 11.20 Royal Pains 12.10pm Emmerdale 12.40 Coronation Street (x2) 1.40 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x3) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Hell’s Kitchen 10.00 Ibiza Weekender 11.00 Tricked: Favourite Tricks 12.00am Two And A Half Men (x2)

12.05pm Murder, She Wrote 1.05 Heartbeat 2.10 Where The Heart Is 3.15 The Royal 4.20 French Fields 4.55 Rising Damp 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Love Your Garden 9.00 Long Lost Family 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Wire In The Blood 12.35am Wycliffe

4.00pm New Girl 4.30 The Mindy Project 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Melissa & Joey 8.00 Brooklyn NineNine 8.30 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 The 100. See highlights. 10.00 Supernatural 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Rules Of Engagement (x2)

5.25pm Jamie’s Money Saving Meals 5.55 Come Dine With Me 7.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 10.00 NHS: Two Billion Pounds A Week And Counting 11.10 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 12.10am Ramsay’s Hotel Hell

11.00am The Big Blockade (1942) 12.35pm Siege Of The Saxons (1963) 2.20 Ticket To Tomahawk (1950) 4.15 Demetrius And The Gladiators (1954) 6.25 The Way Back (2010) 9.00 The Taking Of Pelham 1 2 3 (2009) 11.10 Good Will Hunting (1997) 1.40am Calvaire (2004) 3.35 Close

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WEDNESDAY 25 DCI Banks ITV1, 9pm You know what makes good detecting? Looking in windows.

See, the picture on the left proves that DCI Banks does a bang up job at detecting because he’s always peering into windows. He just can’t stop. And on the side runs a bit of witness protection for folks that saw a hit take place. Mostly windows tho.

Beyond The Grave LatestTV, 9.30pm Spooky goings on with this new series from exploring things that go bump in the night, with Josh Ellis and psychic medium Lou Pope. Things kick off with a double episode, starting with the pair looking around corners and in suits of armour at The Gate House at Banwell Castle. Anyone seen the Mystery Machine?

Beaten By My Boyfriend BBC3, 9pm Stacey Doolan is the face behind this investigation, exploring how it is that one in four women in the UK suffer abuse from a partner in their lifetime, and one in six men do too. She looks closely at how it is that young women aged 16 to 24 are as, if not more, likely to be on the receiving end of abuse than older women. Time to stop.

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7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights The best conversation, music and funniest moments from the first series of Brighton’s topical magazine program.

7.30 Latest News The latest news plus national updates.

8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics.

8.30 Millionaires’ Row From penthouse to pool, take an exclusive tour of exceptional, ourstanding and unique dream homes.

9.00 Latest News 9.30 Beyond The Grave 10.00 Beyond The Grave 10.30 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national updates.

11.00 On The Verge New sounds and breakthrough acts.

11.30 The Brighton Lights Sessions: Seth Morgan Highlights from Brighton Lights live sessions.

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9.00 The Billion Dollar Chicken Shop With unique top-to-bottom access, this series goes inside the fast food giant KFC UK from their boardrooms to their kitchens. Two thirds of KFC’s UK workforce of 24,000 are aged under 25. For some it’s their first job after school, for others it’s part-time work to see them through college or a chosen career path to aim for the top. But what is it really like to work inside a giant fast food chain like KFC? 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.45 A Question Of Sport: 6 Nations Special Sue Barker hosts the sports quiz with team captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell.

11.15 FILM: The Devil’s Double (2011) Starring Dominic Cooper, Ludivine Sagnier, Raad Rawi. Drama.

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6.15am Perfection 7.00 Perfection 7.45 Flog It! Trade Secrets 8.15 Countryside 999 9.00 Africa’s Fishing Leopards: Natural World 10.00 Helicopter Heroes Down Under 10.30 See Hear 11.00 BBC News 11.30 Daily Politics 1.00pm Lifeline 1.10 The A To Z Of TV Cooking 1.20 Cagney And Lacey 2.10 The World At War 3.00 Wogan - The Best Of 3.45 Are You Being Served?

4.15 Three Up, Two Down 4.45 Hi-de-Hi! 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show.

6.30 Portillo’s State Secrets Shhh!!!

7.00 Britain’s Got The Builders In Documentary series looking at the relationship between builders and their clients.

8.00 The Ladykillers: Pest Detectives Series following four female pest controllers as they do battle with Britain’s most common household pests. Infestations of bed bugs, rats, clothes moths and more are making life a misery in homes across the UK. 9.00 Hillary Clinton And The World’s Women Documentary on the prominent women seen across the globe.

10.00 QI Stephen Fry hosts the hilarious, mind-expanding quiz in which the aim is to be interesting.

10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines.

11.20 Dara And Ed’s Big Adventure Dara O Briain and Ed Byrne undertake a 4,000-mile journey on the Pan-American Highway.

12.20am Sign Zone: See Hear On Saturday 12.50 Sign Zone: Suffragettes Forever! The Story Of Women And Power 1.50 Sign Zone: The Big Painting Challenge 3.00 Glasgow Girls T4.00 Story Of Britain 5.00 My Life, My Religion 5.30 My Life, My Religion

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Channel 4

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 10.55 ITV News 11.00 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 1000 Heartbeats 5.00 The Chase

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Pearl tries to make amends. Jimmy takes more drastic measures.

7.30 Coronation Street Steve has a proposition for Michelle. Faye sets an idea in motion.

8.00 Big Star’s Little Star Stephen Mulhern hosts the fun-filled family entertainment show which lifts the lid on celebrities’ lives through the eyes of their children. This week, Jimmy Bullard and his son, eightyear-old Archie, Martin Offiah and his son Tyler, also eight, and Tricia Penrose and her son Freddy, who is six, attempt to win money for charity.

Which star parents will end up redfaced this time?

9.00 DCI Banks See highlights.

10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 Pop Gold: Here Come The Girls Another trawl through ITV’s musical archives which today features a totally female roster.

11.40 A Night In With Olly Murs Singer Olly Murs is joined by standup comedian and actor John Bishop, TV presenter - and Olly’s former Xtra Factor cohort - Caroline Flack, and actress and singer Nicole Scherzinger for a one-off entertainment extravaganza.

12.40am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 3rd Rock From The Sun 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss Canada 11.00 Kevin McCloud’s Man Made Home 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me Abroad 1.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Come Dine With Me 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Coach Trip 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. Tegan is speechless when a notorious face turns up on her doorstep.

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Three In A Bed Series in which bed-and-breakfast owners compete to have their establishments crowned the best.

9.00 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series following patients at St George’s Hospital in south west London. This episode focuses on families whose strong bonds have been forged through the worst that life can throw at them. Forty-year-old betting shop owner Les is rushed to St George’s after losing control of his Land Rover on a country road on his way to work.

10.00 First Dates Dating series in which singletons look for love in a restaurant full of other diners who are also hoping to start a relationship. Diners include single mum and poet Frankie. teacher Charlie, and Olive and Terence, who are both in their 80s.

11.00 One Born Every Minute Flyon-the-wall documentary series.

12.00am The Kids Who Can’t Stay Awake 12.55 Mary Portas: Secret Shopper 1.50 FILM: I Love You, Beth Cooper (2009) 3.30 Random Acts 3.35 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 4.30 River Cottage Bites 4.40 Deal Or No Deal 5.35 The Common Denominator

Channel Five

6.00 – 7.50am Children’s television 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.10 Peppa Pig 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 The Hotel Inspector 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 The Woman With 40 Cats... And Other Pet Hoarders 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS: New Orleans 3.15 FILM: Too Late To Say Goodbye (2009) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Ash advises Brax not to plead guilty, as there is nothing worse than doing time for a crime that you did not commit.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Trauma Doctors Observational documentary series following the pioneering work of the trauma specialists at the Royal London Hospital.

8.00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors Observational documentary series going behind the scenes at a GP practice in Putney.

9.00 OAPs Behaving Badly Documentary series about some glorious British OAPs determined to grow old disgracefully. Leapy Lee moved to Mallorca 30 years ago. He had a brush with fame and fortune in the Sixties with his hit record Little Arrows and now, at 75 years old, he still behaves like a rock star.

10.00 Slaughtered At The Murder Hotel Documentary about America’s first recorded serial killer, HH Holmes, who may have killed as many as 200 people inside the Chicago hotel he turned into a production line for murder.

11.00 The Yorkshire Ripper: Born To Kill? Documentary.

12.00am Holiday Love Rats Exposed 1.00 SuperCasino 3.10 Mummy’s Little Murderer 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 The Great Artists 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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9.00am NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 1.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 3.00 Harrow: A Very British School 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Wild Things 9.00 FILM: Lethal Weapon 3 (1992) 11.20 Stella 12.20am NCIS: Los Angeles (x2)

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Tom Felton Meets The Superfans 9.00 Beaten By My Boyfriend. See highlights. 10.00 Bad Education (x2) 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 Beaten By My Boyfriend 1.25 I Survived A Zombie Apocalypse 2.25 Killer Magic

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great Continental Railway Journeys 8.00 Great Irish Journeys With Martha Kearney 8.30 The Quizeum 9.00 The Wonderful World Of Blood With Michael Mosley 10.00 In And Out Of The Kitchen 10.30 Big Hits: TOTP 1964 To 1975 12.00am ABBA At The BBC

9.40am Catchphrase 10.25 Psych 11.20 Royal Pains 12.10pm Emmerdale 12.40 You’ve Been Framed! Top Tens 1.40 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x3) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 The Vampire Diaries 10.00 FILM: Hot Fuzz (2007) 12.25am Two And A Half Men (x2)

12.00pm Murder, She Wrote 1.05 Heartbeat 2.05 Where The Heart Is 3.10 The Royal 4.15 French Fields 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Rosemary And Thyme 9.00 Paul O’Grady’s Animal Orphans 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Wycliffe 12.10am Northern Lights

3.00pm Baby Daddy 3.30 Melissa & Joey 4.00 New Girl 4.30 The Mindy Project 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Melissa & Joey 8.00 FILM: Addams Family Values (1993) 10.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 11.00 Troy 12.00am Rude Tube 1.05 2 Broke Girls

1.10pm Time Team (x2) 3.20 A Place In The Sun (x2) 5.25 Jamie’s Money Saving Meals 5.55 Come Dine With Me 7.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 7.55 Grand Designs Revisited 9.00 Tiny House Nation 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown (x2) 12.05am Ramsay’s Hotel Hell 1.00 Come Dine With Me

11.00am The Long Arm (1956) 1.00pm Prince Valiant (1954) 3.05 They Rode West (1954) 4.50 A Challenge For Robin Hood (1967) 6.55 Taxi (2004) 9.00 Bad Teacher (2011) 10.50 13 Assassins (2010) 1.20am Gozu (2003) 4.00 Close

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THURSDAY 26 Albion Night LatestTV, 7.30pm Baggsy the best seat in front of the telly, stock up on snacks and beverages, and settle in for an epic evening of fandom and appreciation of the Brighton Seagulls. Featuring news about the squads, competitions, classic games from the archives, and so much more. You won’t want to leave the sofa all night long.

Coalition Channel 4, 9pm As this year’s general election looms closer than ever, with more fevered talks of a new coalition being forged in its wake, this feature-length political drama follows those incredibly charged days last time around when Nick Clegg moved from rank outsider to the decider of the political landscape across the country.

Scorpion ITV2, 9pm Those clever clogs internationalvillains-foiling-social-misfittingloveable-dipsticks are back with another caper. By Jiminy, they could give Scooby, Shaggy and the gang a run for their money in being ‘those meddling kids’ that stopped bad things happening to good people. Anyway, they’re doing more of that.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 Bookenders 8.30 Bookenders 9.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 9.30 Cuppa Tea 10.00 BollyHeat 10.30 Millionaires’ Row 11.00 Teleshopping 1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30 Carib-Asian Cookery 2.00 In The Pot 2.30 Northern Cuisine 3.00 Millionaires’ Row (x3) 4.30 PostFeature 5.00 On The Verge 5.30 Noise Reel 6.00 Latest News The latest news plus national updates.

6.30 Film Live Academy The ultimate guide on all aspects of filmmaking, covering everything you need to know.

7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights The best conversation, music and funniest moments from the first series of Brighton’s topical magazine program.

7.30 Albion Night The Seagulls’ weekly show with Latest Sport, featuring news about all the squads and competitions.

8.30 Albion Night The Seagulls’ weekly show with Latest Sport, featuring news about all the squads and competitions.

9.30 Albion Night The Seagulls’ weekly show with Latest Sport, featuring news about all the squads and competitions.

10.30 Latest News The latest news plus national updates.

11.00 Soundcheck See highlights 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Film Live Academy 1.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 1.30 Albion Night 2.30 Albion Night 3.30 Albion Night 4.30 Latest News 5.00 Soundcheck

BBC1

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Heir Hunters 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 11.45 Fake Britain 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.40 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Edge 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Holiday Of My Lifetime With Len Goodman 4.15 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Cindy is forced to deal with the consequences of her actions and receives advice from an unexpected place. Ian and Sharon pay a visit to Dot but can they get through to her?

7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 MasterChef Restaurateur John Torode and fruit and veg man Gregg Wallace look for Britain’s next masterchef.

9.00 The Truth About Calories Clearly the truth about calories is that they live under your bed and jump into your tummy while you sleep and only pretend to have anything to do with how much choloate you eat and so forth. Clearly. Bet that’s what this’ll say.

10.00 BBC News At Ten The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents worldwide.

10.25 South East Today 10.45 Question Time David Dimbleby presents topical debate from Bolton.

11.45 This Week A political review of the week presented by Andrew Neil, with Michael Portillo and guests.

12.30am Skiing Weatherview 12.35 BBC News

BBC2

6.20am Perfection 7.05 Perfection 7.50 Flog It! Trade Secrets 8.20 Countryside 999 9.05 Great British Garden Revival 10.05 Helicopter Heroes Down Under 10.35 HARDtalk 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 The A To Z Of TV Cooking 1.10 Cagney And Lacey 2.00 Animal Park 3.00 Wogan - The Best Of 3.45 Are You Being Served?

4.15 Three Up, Two Down 4.45 Hi-de-Hi! 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 6.00 Eggheads Dermot Murnaghan hosts the quiz show.

6.30 Portillo’s State Secrets Stuff happens.

7.00 Britain’s Got The Builders In Documentary series looking at the relationship between builders and their clients. There is a revisit to the Atherton family, whose self-build in Cheshire has been beset by problems.

Daughter Rebecca is struggling to divide her time between her young family and site, whilst her dad Paul is losing patience with the process.

With everyone at an all-time low, it seems that getting the build watertight is a long way off.

8.00 Natural World Wildlife documentary.

9.00 Banished Historical drama about Australian penal colonies.

10.00 Inside No 9 A season of dark comedies by Steve Pemberton and Reece Shearsmith.

10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Eat To Live Forever With Giles Coren Food critic Giles Coren tries three extreme diet regimes in a bid to push the limits of life expectancy.

12.20am Sign Zone: Panorama Panorama. 1.55 Formula 1: The Malaysian Grand Prix 3.30 Inside The House Of Commons 4.30 Play By Play 5.00 Royal Institution Christmas Lectures 5.30 My Life, My Religion 5.55 Formula 1: The Malaysian Grand

ITV1

Channel 4

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 10.55 ITV News 11.00 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 1000 Heartbeats 5.00 The Chase

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Ross does Carly a favour. Robert makes a shocking confession to Aaron.

7.30 The Pension Revolution: Tonight From the age of 55 onwards, people will be able to empty their entire pension pot and spend, or invest the cash however they choose.

Will the pensions revolution really mean greater prospects of wealth in later years, or are there dangers ahead? Fiona Foster investigates.

8.00 Emmerdale Aaron is stunned by Robert’s admission.

8.30 Double Decker Driving School Series which follows the progress of some of the many applicants who apply for Arriva’s six week training course to become a London Bus driver.

9.00 The Triplets Are Coming!

Second of two intimate and heartwarming programmes which follows couples expecting triplets or twins.

10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 The Last Word Political show with MPs and other guests looking at the big stories in the region.

11.10 ICC Cricket World Cup Highlights: Semi-Final 2 Highlights of the second semi-final from the ICC Cricket World Cup. 12.10am Jackpot247 3.00 The Pension Revolution: Tonight 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.30 3rd Rock From The Sun 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Richard III: The Burial Of The King 1.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 1.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Come Dine With Me 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Coach Trip 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. Patrick sees red after a recent revelation.

The walls are closing in on one villager as the police gather more evidence surrounding Mercedes’s murder. Tegan’s condition takes a turn for the worse.

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Richard III: The King Laid To Rest Highlights of Richard III’s burial service from earlier today and - live a last moment of intimate ceremonial, in which his descendants, and those who led the campaign to find Richard, gather to bid the king a final farewell. T 9.00 Coalition See highlights.

10.35 Britain’s Benefit Tenants Documentary series following the work of letting agents. In the North East, ex-pub landlord Rob McKenzie is a one-man band, hell-bent on tracking down tenants who disappear owing thousands.

11.35 Raised By Wolves Comedy series about a large family growing up on a council estate in Wolverhampton, written by Caitlin and Caroline Moran and inspired by their own childhood.

12.10am Junk Food Kids: Who’s To Blame? 1.10 Teens 2.05 Dispatches 3.00 Secret Location 3.55 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 4.10 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 5.05 Deal Or No Deal

Channel Five

6.00 – 7.35am Children’s television 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 The Hotel Inspector 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Nora Roberts Collection: Montana Sky (2007) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away After a visit from Zac, Hannah realises that she needs to take charge of her life and push herself towards recovery.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 The Classic Car Show Series celebrating classic cars presented by Quentin Willson and Jodie Kidd.

8.00 The Killer Next Door: Countdown To Murder Crime documentary series. This episode focuses on the murder of 25-year-old landscape architect Joanna Yeates, who disappeared just before Christmas 2010.

9.00 Holiday Love Rats Exposed Last of a three-part documentary series about people who have been conned out of money and left brokenhearted by someone they met on holiday.

10.00 The Mentalist Crime drama series. Jane accompanies Lisbon back to her old home in Chicago to find her younger brother Jimmy, who is wanted as a key witness in a homicide investigation.

11.00 Aidan: The Rarest Boy In The World Documentary focusing on Aidan Smith, a boy with an extremely rare condition characterised by lumps and growths covering a large percentage of his body.

12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 World’s Scariest Animal Attacks 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 The Great Artists 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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9.00am NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 1.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 3.00 Harrow: A Very British School 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Arrow 9.00 Forever 10.00 Quiz Nights 11.00 Flintoff: Lord Of The Fries 12.00am NCIS: Los Angeles

7.00pm The Billion Dollar Chicken Shop 8.00 World’s Toughest Jobs 9.00 Murdered By My Boyfriend 10.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x20 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 Murdered By My Boyfriend 1.35 World’s Toughest Jobs

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1980 8.00 Timewatch: Stonehenge 9.00 India’s Frontier Railways 10.00 The Inca: Masters Of The Clouds 11.00 The Normans 12.00am Top Of The Pops: 1980 12.40 In And Out Of The Kitchen 1.10 Timewatch: Stonehenge 2.05 Great Irish Journeys

12.40pm Coronation Street 1.15 You’ve Been Framed!

1.40 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x3) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Scorpion.

See highlights. 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.50 Release The Hounds 11.50 Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.40am Mom (x2)

12.00pm Murder, She Wrote 1.05 Heartbeat 2.05 Where The Heart Is 3.10 The Royal 4.15 French Fields 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Foyle’s War 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Blue Murder 12.35am FILM: Steptoe And Son (1972)

4.00pm New Girl 4.30 The Mindy Project 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Melissa & Joey 8.00 2 Broke Girls 8.30 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 9.30 Marry Me 10.00 The Inbetweeners (x2) 11.10 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Revenge

1.10pm Time Team (x2) 3.20 A Place In The Sun (x2) 5.25 Jamie’s Money Saving Meals 5.55 Come Dine With Me 7.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 7.55 Grand Designs Revisited 9.00 The Good Wife 10.00 The Hoarder Next Door 11.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 12.05am Ramsay’s Hotel Hell

11.00am Yellow Sky (1948) 1.05pm The Hindenburg (1975) 3.35 Warlords Of Atlantis (1978) 5.35 The Battle Of The Sexes (1959) 7.15 Airplane! (1980) 9.00 The Mechanic (2011) 10.50 Hitman (2007) 12.40am Hot Rod (2007) 2.25 Primer (2004) 4.00 Close

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FRIDAY 27 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. Channel 4, 8pm More superhero shenanigans.

How peeved would you be if we really did live in a world where people got superpowers and you didn’t get one? Just saying, the Marvel universe ... living in it isn’t all it’s cracked up to. Hydra makes a move and the team face the consequences.

Mastermind Grand Final BBC2, 9pm It’s the Grand Final, which means that all the specialist subjects on things like Backadder and hedgehogs have passed, leaving the pressure on and testing your knowledge on the Falklands conflict, Caterina Sforza, Paul Scott’s Raj Quartet, 3rd Viscount Palmerston, the Ashes 1964–1981, and Rudolph Nureyev. Easy.

FILM: Fright Night BBC3, 9pm If you like your vampires to smoulder like Colin Farrell, and your vampire hunters to, well, look like Doctor Who, look no further than this rollicking good fun remake from 2011. A teenager discovers that his neighbour is undead and turns to a Vegas magician for help battling the blood-thirsty hunk.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 Bookenders 8.30 Bookenders 9.00 Film Live Academy 9.30 Best Of Brighton Lights 10.00 BollyHeat 10.30 Millionaires’ Row 11.00 Teleshopping 1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30 Northern Cuisine 2.00 Carib-Asian Cookery 2.30 In The Pot 3.00 Millionaires’ Row (x3) 4.30 Land Rovers Live 5.00 Under The Radar (x2) 6.00 Latest News The latest news plus national updates.

6.30 The Newspapers Mike Mendoza is joined by guests to discuss this week’s press stories.

7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights The best conversation, music and funniest moments from the first series of Brighton’s topical magazine program.

7.30 Latest News The latest news plus national updates.

8.00 The Vote Frank le Duc covers local and national politics and the upcoming key elections for our future.

Expect heated debates as Brighton decides on Latest TV! 8.30 Latest News The latest news plus national updates.

9.00 Magic’d Illusionist Tommy Magic brings his unique style of tricks to the streets.

9.30 What The Waffle Unclassifiable comedy hi-jinks.

10.00 Modern Toss 10.30 Modern Toss 11.00 Noise Reel A wave of music news and entertainment to your ears.

11.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 12.00am Soundcheck 1.00 Under The Radar 1.30 The Unexplained 2.00 Beyond The Grave 2.30 Beyond The Grave 3.00 On The Verge 3.30 Noise Reel 4.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 4.30 Under The Radar 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 What The Waffle

BBC1

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Heir Hunters 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 11.45 Fake Britain 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.40 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Edge 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Holiday Of My Lifetime With Len Goodman 4.15 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Room 101 Inspired by Hat Trick Productions’ original Room 101 series, this fast-moving game show meets talk show sees Frank Skinner refereeing three celebrities each week as they compete to banish their top peeve or worst nightmare to the depths of Room 101.

7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders Tensions run high for the Mitchells and Beales.

8.30 MasterChef Restaurateur John Torode and fruit and veg man Gregg Wallace look for Britain’s next masterchef.

9.00 The Musketeers Historical drama series inspired by the novels of Alexandre Dumas. The Musketeers must risk everything to save France from Rochefort’s treacherous plan.

While Porthos seeks to lure the Spanish spy master to Paris to prove Rochefort’s betrayal to the King, Athos and d’Artagnan must save Constance from certain death.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 New Tricks Drama series featuring an eccentric bunch of expolicemen, brought out of retirement to investigate unsolved crimes.

11.35 EastEnders 1.30am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.35 BBC News

BBC2

7.35am Perfection 8.20 Operation Meet The Street 9.05 Alaska: Earth’s Frozen Kingdom 10.05 Gardeners’ World 10.35 The Travel Show 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Coast 1.05 Cagney And Lacey 1.55 Animal Park 2.55 Wogan - The Best Of 3.40 Are You Being Served?

4.10 ‘Allo ‘Allo!

4.45 Hi-de-Hi! 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show.

6.30 Portillo’s State Secrets It’s not his recipe for sherperd’s pie.

Absolutely sure on that.

7.00 Britain’s Got The Builders In Documentary series. Shan Shan Kruse and her husband Jacob are determined to find the right builder.

Having contacted over 20 contractors, they settle on Chas Gannon. But despite Chas’s confidence in his ability to handle clients, Shan Shan’s unwavering attention to detail puts the relationship under pressure.

8.00 An Island Parish Chronicle of life in an island parish.

8.30 Gardeners’ World Gardening magazine.

9.00 Mastermind Grand Final See highlighs.

10.00 Blackadder The Third Classic historical comedy series. The prince is challenged to a duel by the fearsome Duke of Wellington.

Edmund volunteers to take his place.

10.30 Newsnight 11.00 Artsnight Chris Dercon, director of Tate Modern, takes the helm of Artsnight for the fourth episode of the series.

11.35 FILM: Glory (1989) Starring Matthew Broderick, Denzel Washington, Cary Elwes, Morgan Freeman. Compelling drama based on the true story of a regiment of black soldiers in the American Civil War. 1.50am Sign Zone: Question Time

ITV1

Channel 4

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 10.55 ITV News 11.00 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 1000 Heartbeats 5.00 The Chase

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.15 ITV News; Weather 6.45 Emmerdale Victoria is shocked

by Adam’s birthday gift. Robert goes to great lengths to appease Aaron.

Priya tries to improve Georgia’s love life.

7.15 Euro 2016 Qualifier Live: England V Lithuania England look to maintain their 100 percent qualifying record as they play host to Lithuania at Wembley. After wins against Switzerland, Estonia, San Marino and Slovenia, Roy Hodgson’s side are on top of group E and look good for next year’s European Championships in France. Mark Pougatch is joined by Glenn Hoddle, Lee Dixon and Ian Wright for live coverage, with commentary from Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend.

10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 Euro 2016 Qualifier Highlights Mark Pougatch is joined

by Lee Dixon, Glenn Hoddle and Andy Townsend for highlights of England’s latest Euro 2016 qualifier against Lithuania at Wembley.

11.40 FILM: Coogan’s Bluff (1968) Starring Clint Eastwood, Lee J Cobb, Susan Clark, Tisha Sterling. Deputy Sheriff Walt Coogan, a tough Arizona cop, travels to New York to collect a wanted man.

1.25am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.45 ITV Nightscreen

6.00am Countdown 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 3rd Rock From The Sun 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss Canada 11.00 The Restoration Man 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me Abroad 1.05 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Come Dine With Me 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Coach Trip 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Tegan is forced to make some tough decisions. Grace is out for revenge when she discovers that her plans have been thwarted.

7.00 Channel 4 News 7.35 Unreported World Foreign affairs documentary series. Reporter Kiki King and director James Brabazon present a devastating insight into the last days of the battle between Kurdish fighters and ISIS for the Syrian town of Kobani.

8.00 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. See highlights.

9.00 Gogglebox Television review comedy series in which TV fanatics open up their living rooms to reveal their reactions to popular and topical shows.

10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Comic Alan Carr hosts his own light-hearted chat show. Alan is joined by Morrissey, soap star Michelle Keegan, and movie star Elijah Wood.

11.10 Troy Observational documentary series following Troy, an ordinary-looking 26-year-old from south London with some impressive magic tricks up his sleeve.

12.05am Brooklyn Nine-Nine 12.30 FILM: Vampires Suck (2010) 1.50 Fargo 2.45 According To Jim 3.10 According To Jim 3.30 Secret Location 4.25 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent Expert 5.20 The Common Denominator

Channel Five

6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television 7.20 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig Special: Golden Boots 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 The Hotel Inspector 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS: Los Angeles 3.15 FILM: Unstable (2009) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away John chases away Phoebe’s stalker, but he does not stay away for long and the next morning turns up at the caravan park.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 The Gadget Show Consumer series showcasing the latest technology.

8.00 Mysteries Of The Bible: Jesus Documentary offering an indepth portrait of one of the most famous names in the history of mankind - Jesus Christ.

9.00 NCIS: New Orleans Spin-off US crime series. At Halloween time, Pride and the team investigate the mysterious death of a woman found in a cemetery with what look like vampire bites on her neck.

10.00 NCIS US naval crime drama series. NCIS has to work together with the coast guard to investigate a suspicious explosion on an oil platform. Back in the office, a pranskter plays havoc with the team.

10.55 Law And Order: Special Victims Unit Police drama series.

Benson must go undercover as a brothel madam when the body of a teenager is found in the Hudson River.

11.50 True Crimes: The First 72 Hours Award-winning partdramatised crime documentary series.

12.15am SuperCasino 3.10 The Yorkshire Ripper: Born To Kill? 4.00 The Gadget Show 4.45 House Doctor Victoria Nangle

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9.00am NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 1.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 3.00 Harrow: A Very British School 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x5) 9.00 Stella 10.00 Quiz Nights 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 12.00am NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0

7.00pm Great Movie Mistakes 2: The Sequel 7.25 Doctor Who (x2) 9.00 FILM: Fright Night (2011).

See highlights. 10.40 EastEnders 11.10 Family Guy (x2) 11.55 American Dad! 12.15am Family Guy 12.40 Bluestone 42 1.10 Killer Magic 1.40 I Survived A Zombie Apocalypse

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Sounds Of The Sixties 8.00 Mozart In Prague: Rolando Villazon On Don Giovanni 9.00 Northern Soul: Living For The Weekend 10.00 ... Sings Motown 11.00 Queens Of Soul 12.00am Lionel Richie: Dancing On The Ceiling 1.00 Northern Soul: Living For The Weekend

9.40am Catchphrase 10.25 Psych 11.20 Royal Pains 12.10pm Emmerdale (x2) 1.15 You’ve Been Framed!

1.40 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x3) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: Friends With Kids (2011) 11.15 Take Me Out 12.25am Two And A Half Men (x2)

12.00pm Murder, She Wrote 1.00 Heartbeat 2.05 Where The Heart Is 3.10 The Royal 4.15 French Fields 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Blue Murder 12.35am FILM: The Rebel (1961)

3.00pm Baby Daddy 3.30 Melissa & Joey 4.00 New Girl 4.30 The Mindy Project 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Melissa & Joey 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 FILM: Daredevil (2003) 11.05 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am 2 Broke Girls

1.10pm Time Team (x2) 3.20 A Place In The Sun (x2) 5.25 Jamie’s Money Saving Meals 5.55 Come Dine With Me 7.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 FILM: Patriot Games (1992) 11.20 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 12.25am Ramsay’s Hotel Hell

11.00am Night Passage (1957) 12.50pm The China Syndrome (1979) 3.15 Sink The Bismarck! (1960) 5.15 The Big Blockade (1942) 6.55 America’s Sweethearts (2001) 9.00 Atonement (2007) 11.20 Orphan (2009) 1.45am Haxan: Witchcraft Through The Ages (1922) 4.00 Close

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SATURDAY 28 Magic’d LatestTV, 8.30pm S’clever stuff, innit? Illusionist Tommy Magic – the dude that does exactly what he says in the stage name – brings to the streets his unique style of tricks, sleight-of-hand magic and fastpaced comedy. Bosch. Prepare to be entertained and bamboozled by the bibbity bobbity boo this man performs.

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Channel Five, 9.55pm To twist a quote; To be killed once, may be regarded as a misfortune. To be killed twice, like carelessness. Which is exactly what happened to an ex-con the team are investigating, drawing them into a world of pool, hustling and prostitution. Lady Bracknell would not approve.

Cinderella Special Sky1, 6pm It hit the big screens yesterday, Disney’s latest incarnation of the story about the footwear, the bad life choice of a Dad (stepmothers, eh?), and a bit of magic in all the right ways. To find out further whether it’s your cup of tea, check out this featurette outlining all that is sparkly about this year’s cinematic fairytale.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 8.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 8.30 Noise Reel 9.00 Albion Night 12.00pm Drop The Puck 1.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 2.00 In The Pot 2.30 Carib-Asian Cookery 3.00 Land Rovers Live 3.30 Love That Car 4.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 5.00 Post Feature 5.30 Northern Cuisine

6.00 The Newspapers 6.30 Best Of Brighton Lights 7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights The best conversation, music and funniest moments from the first series of Brighton’s topical magazine program.

7.30 You Make It, We Show It! 8.00 Latest News The Latest News where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates.

8.30 Magic’d See highlights.

9.00 FilmFest on TV Jessica Kellgren-Hayes introduces Latest TV’s very own weekly film festival, a dedicated film night for movies, shorts and brand new work from filmmakers.

11.00 Under The Radar Great music videos that may have been under your radar with Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings.

11.30 Under The Radar With Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings.

12.00am The Unexplained 12.30 Latest News 2.00 FilmFest on TV 4.00 Latest News 4.30 Bored Gamers 5.30 Latest News

BBC1

6.00am Breakfast 8.00 Formula 1: The Malaysian Grand Prix - Qualifying 10.30 Saturday Kitchen 12.00pm BBC News 12.10 Football Focus 12.50 Saturday Sportsday 1.00 Bargain Hunt 2.00 Formula 1: The Malaysian Grand Prix - Qualifying Replay 4.00 FILM: Over The Hedge (2006) 5.20 Mastermind Celebrity Special 5.50 Pointless Celebrities

6.40 BBC News 6.50 South East Today 7.00 The Voice UK Four of the biggest names in music look for a singing talent, chosen purely on the quality of their voice.

9.05 Casualty After a difficult shift, Zoe reflects on her decisions and wonders, if she had a second chance, what she would do differently.

9.55 The National Lottery Live The National Lottery Live hosted by Gaby Roslin, including the Lotto and Thunderball draws.

10.05 BBC News 10.25 FILM: Meet The Parents (2000) Starring Robert De Niro, Ben Stiller, Teri Polo, Blythe Danner, Nicole DeHuff, Jon Abrahams, Owen Wilson and James Rebhorn. Comedy.

Poised to propose, Greg intends to pop the question to Pam after first asking her father for permission after a weekend’s stay at her parents’ home. Unfortunately Jack Byrnes, Pam’s father, takes an immediate dislike to the object of his daughter’s affections. Determined to win him over, Greg’s actions cause an unfortunate chain of events that ensure that anything that can go wrong, does.

12.05am (GMT) FILM: Rogue (2007) Horror about a group of tourists in the Australian Outback. 2.40 (BST) Weather For The Week Ahead 2.45 BBC News

BBC2

7.05am Racing Legends: Stirling Moss 8.05 FILM: The Last Flight Of Noah’s Ark (1980) 9.40 Deadly On A Mission: Pole To Pole 10.10 Deadly On A Mission: Pole To Pole 10.40 Fred Dibnah’s Magnificent Monuments 11.10 The Nature Of Britain 12.00pm A Taste Of Britain 12.30 Michel Roux’s Service 1.30 FILM: The Importance Of Being Earnest (2002) 3.00 Growing Up Wild: Natural World 4.00 World Cross Country Highlights 5.05 Flog It! 6.05 Gardeners’ World Gardening magazine.

6.35 Kew On A Plate Gardening and cooking show. Chef Raymond Blanc and Kate Humble have been given the opportunity to spend a year Kew botanical gardens to re-establish the long-lost kitchen gardens that once provided produce for the royal table from George II to Queen Victoria.

7.35 Dad’s Army Classic comedy about the Home Guard unit of Walmington-on-Sea. 8.05 City Beneath The Waves: Pavlopetri Just off the southern coast of mainland Greece lies the oldest submerged city in the world, Pavlopetri. An international team of experts uses the latest technology to investigate the site and digitally raise it from the seabed.

9.05 FILM: Looper (2012) Starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Bruce Willis, Emily Blunt, Paul Dano, Noah Segan.

Thriller. Joe earns his money as a Looper, a hitman whose victims are sent from the future to the present through illegal time travel.

10.50 (GMT) FILM: Apocalypto (2006) Starring Rudy Youngblood, Dalia Hernandez, Jonathan Brewer.

Epic historical adventure tale set against the backdrop of a Mayan civilisation falling into a decline.

2.00am (BST) Close 5.55am FILM: The Amazing Mr Blunden (1972)

ITV1

6.00 – 8.25am Children’s television 8.25 Scrambled! 8.30 Horrid Henry 8.42 Scrambled! 8.50 Hulk And The Agents Of S.M.A.S.H. 9.05 Hulk And The Agents Of S.M.A.S.H. 9.19 Scrambled! 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.20 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11.20 The Jeremy Kyle Show 12.25pm ITV News & Weather 12.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show 1.35 Murder, She Wrote: The Last Free Man 3.30 River Monsters 4.00 Off Their Rockers 4.30 Big Star’s Little Star 5.30 ITV News Meridian 5.45 ITV News & Weather 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! Top 100 Talent Harry Hill judges our funniest 100 talent videos - karaoke disasters, battle stunts going wrong and stage falls - but which untalented artiste will top our chart? Magicians, acrobats, jugglers, dancers, singers and musicians all battle it out for the un-coveted Number 1 slot. Rate our videos on Twitter at #framed.

7.00 Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway 8.25 You’re Back In The Room 9.25 The Jonathan Ross Show Star-studded chat show. Tonight, Jonathan welcomes Hollywood actor Keanu Reeves, comedian and actor Catherine Tate, activist and comedian Russell Brand and the platinumselling singer Olly Murs, who chats and performs live in the studio.

10.25 ITV News; Weather 10.45 FILM: Nutty Professor II: The Klumps (2000) Starring Eddie Murphy, Larry Miller, Janet Jackson, John Ales, Richard Gant. Madcap sequel in which portly Professor Klump’s wedding plans are scuppered by his manic alter ego. With the help of his fiancee’s cutting-edge DNA research, he decides to fight back and rid himself of his nemesis for good - but things do not go quite the way he plans.

12.40am (GMT) Jackpot247 4.00 (BST) FILM: Carry On Don’t Lose Your Head (1966) 5.30 ITV Nightscreen

Channel 4

6.10am Mobil 1 The Grid 6.35 Cycling: Sarah Storey’s Longest Hour 7.30 FIM World Superbike Championship 8.00 The Morning Line 9.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.30 Frasier 11.00 Frasier 11.30 The Big Bang Theory 12.00pm The Big Bang Theory 12.30 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 1.30 Channel 4 Racing From Doncaster, Kempton Park And Meydan 4.05 Channel 4 Racing: Dubai World Cup 5.35 The Simpsons 6.05 The Simpsons 6.30 Channel 4 News 7.00 Stonehenge: Walking Through History Tony Robinson returns for a new three-part series, embarking on more spectacular walks through some of Britain’s most historic landscapes in search of the richest stories from our past.

8.00 The World’s Weirdest Weather Documentary series exploring the mysteries behind some of the world’s most bizarre weather.

Sunlight transforms water into liquid gold at a waterfall in California.

9.00 Coalition Feature-length political drama charting the emotionally wrought, politicallycharged and frenzied days in 2010 that led to Nick Clegg’s astonishing rise from rank outsider to the man who would decide the fate of the country.

10.35 FILM: Wanted (2008) Starring James McAvoy, Morgan Freeman, Angelina Jolie, Terence Stamp.

Action-packed thriller. Office worker Wesley Gibson is frustrated with his boring life, dead end job and unfaithful girlfriend. Everything changes when a sexy and dangerous woman named Fox walks into his life to tell Wesley that his father was an assassin.

12.45am (GMT) Alan Carr: Chatty Man 2.35 (BST) FILM: Rendition (2007) 4.30 Hollyoaks Omnibus

Channel Five

6.00 – 8.10am Children’s television 8.10 Zack And Quack 8.25 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 8.30 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.45 Jelly Jamm 9.00 LazyTown 9.30 Dora And Friends 10.00 Milkshake! Show Songs 10.05 The Mr. Men Show 10.15 SpongeBob SquarePants 10.50 FILM: The Borrowers (1997) 12.30pm Columbo: Strange Bedfellows 2.25 Holiday Love Rats Exposed 3.25 Costa Del Casualty: Benidorm ER 4.25 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 5.25 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 6.20 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! Documentary series about the plight of people on the sharp end of bad debt - and those whose job it is to get the money back.

7.10 Police Interceptors Crime documentary series.

8.00 5 News Weekend 8.05 NCIS US crime drama series.

During an investigation into a drugaddicted teenager accused of patricide, Gibbs begins to question Vance’s motives after finding inconsistencies in the investigation that suggest the suspect is innocent.

9.00 NCIS US crime drama series. A dying message from a naval officer leads the NCIS team to a manuscript that may hold a threat to national security.

9.55 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation See highlights.

10.55 Law And Order: Special Victims Unit Police drama series.

When the location of a kidnapped girl is locked inside the brain of an Alzheimer’s patient, Dr Huang may be the only person who can provide any hope of finding her.

11.50 True Crimes: The First 72 Hours Award-winning partdramatised crime documentary series.

12.15am (GMT) SuperCasino 4.10 (BST) Costa Del Casualty: Benidorm ER 5.00 Aidan: The Rarest Boy In The World 5.50 Access Victoria Nangle

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2.00pm Inside RAF Brize Norton 3.00 Harrow: A Very British School 4.00 The Simpsons (x2) 5.00 Greatest Disney Songs 6.00 Cinderella Special 6.30 Wild Things 7.30 Modern Family (x2) 8.30 The Simpsons 9.00 FILM: Alien Autopsy (2006) 10.50 Hawaii Five-0 11.50 NCIS: Los Angeles 12.50am Fringe (x2)

7.00pm Doctor Who 8.00 Top Gear 9.00 Russell Howard’s Good News (x2) 10.00 Live At The Apollo (x2) 11.00 (GMT) Family Guy (x6) 2.15 (BST) Killer Magic 2.45 Bluestone 42 3.15 Russell Howard’s Good News (x2) 4.15 Live At The Apollo 4.45 In Deep

7.00pm Chemistry: A Volatile History 8.00 Lost Kingdoms Of Central America 9.00 Inspector Montalbano 10.55 Frank Sinatra: The Voice Of The Century - Arena 12.25am (GMT) Top Of The Pops: 1980 2.10 (BST) Great Guitar Riffs At The BBC 3.10 Lost Kingdoms Of Central America

11.40am Catchphrase 12.25pm FILM: Wild Wild West (1999) 2.30 FILM: Beethoven’s 2nd (1993) 4.20 Mr Bean (x2) 5.25 FILM: She’s The Man (2006) 7.35 FILM: The Mummy (1999) 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.45 Ibiza Weekender 11.45 Crazy Beaches (x2) 12.45am Hell’s Kitchen

6.00am Movies Now 6.10 Judge Judy (x2) 6.50 Where The Heart Is (x2) 8.55 Agatha Christie’s Marple 11.00 The Darling Buds Of May 12.05pm Wycliffe 1.50 A Touch Of Frost 3.55 Wycliffe 5.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple 7.00 Doc Martin 8.00 Foyle’s War 10.00 Inspector Morse 12.15am Wycliffe

12.00pm New Girl (x2) 1.00 Melissa And Joey (x2) 2.00 Baby Daddy (x2) 3.00 Rules Of Engagement (x2) 4.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 5.00 Troy 5.50 Rude(ish) Tube Shorts 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x6) 9.00 FILM: Easy A (2010) 10.55 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 11.55 (GMT) Rude Tube 2.00am (BST) Troy

9.45am Time Team (x2) 11.50 FILM: Fantastic Mr Fox (2009) 1.35pm Four In A Bed (x5) 4.10 Great Canal Journeys 5.15 Come Dine With Me (x5) 7.55 9/11: 102 Minutes That Changed America 10.05 9/11: The Lost Tapes 11.05 The 9/11 Hotel 12.15am 9/11: 102 Minutes That Changed America

11.00am The Last Mimzy (2007) 1.00pm Spirited Away (2001) 3.25 Tora!

Tora! Tora! (1970) 6.25 The Parent Trap (1998) 9.00 Solomon Kane (2009) 11.05 The Reef (2010) 12.50am Festen (1998)

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SUNDAY 29 The Big Painting Challenge BBC1, 6pm It’s the grand final! Whose pointillism points to the top? Will their brush strokes deliver up a brush with fame and fortune?

Have you got the picture? Sorry.

Anyway, Una Stubbs and Richard Bacon are in Devon’s picturesque south coast as the final four amateur artists battle it out to be crowned the winner. Stunning.

Louis Theroux: By Reason Of Insanity BBC2, 9pm Mr Theroux ushers us in through the doors of Ohio’s state psychiatric hospitals, to meet patients who have committed violent crimes while suffering from mental illness. Exploring the nature of this kind of illness, Louis examines how society tries to care for this subsection of us.

The Flash Sky1, 8pm If someone were to ask you what your supername should be, we imagine it might take a good day at least to decide on one that you’d be happy to have as your moniker forever. So, the Weather Wizard blows into town with revenge on his mind towards the man that killed his brother. The Weather Wizard. Yup, that’s him.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 8.00 The Newspapers 8.30 The Newspapers 9.00 The Vote 9.30 The Vote 10.00 The Vote 10.30 The Vote 11.00 At The Amex 11.30 Land Rovers Live 12.00pm Brighton HiLights 12.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 1.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 1.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 2.00 At The Amex 2.30 Love That Car 3.00 International Chef Exchange 4.00 Northern Cuisine 4.30 In The Pot 5.00 Biz Buzz 5.30 Growing Concerns 6.00 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates.

6.30 At The Amex 7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 7.30 Latest News 8.00 Life Stories In Life Stories we meet people with amazing stories to tell – about their lives.

8.30 Love That Car Passionate stories about owners and their cars, covering history, key events and why they love them. The fans’ story.

9.00 FilmFest on TV Jessica Kellgren-Hayes introduces Latest TV’s very own weekly film festival, a dedicated film night for movies, shorts and brand new work from filmmakers.

11.00 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos that may have been under your radar.

11.30 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos that may have been under your radar.

12.00am Latest News 12.30 FilmFest on TV 2.30 Latest News 3.00 FilmFest on TV 5.00 Latest News 5.30 At The Amex

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6.00 The Big Painting Challenge See highlights.

7.00 Countryfile Matt Baker and Shauna Lowry are in Hampshire. Matt meets the farmers who started with nothing more than a handbook and an empty field.

8.00 Antiques Roadshow The Antiques Roadshow makes a return visit to Liverpool Metropolitan Cathedral. The team admire a 17thcentury long case clock known as the Old Doctor and a model of a local ship that was once the fastest to cross the Atlantic.

9.00 Poldark Drama set in Cornwall in the 1780s, based on the novels by Winston Graham. News of Ross and Demelza’s marriage spreads through the community, damaging Wheal Leisure’s prospects. Demelza is filled with anxiety when Francis and Elizabeth invite the newlyweds to spend Christmas at Trenwith.

10.00 BBC News 10.20 South East Today 10.30 Have I Got A Bit More Old News For You Classic news quiz with team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop.

11.10 FILM: Deja Vu (2006) Starring Denzel Washington, Paula Patton, Val Kilmer, Jim Caviezel, Adam Goldberg.

Conspiracy thriller with a sci-fi twist.

1.05am FILM: AWOL: Absent Without Leave (1990) 2.50 Weather For The Week Ahead 2.55 BBC News

6.35 Pompidou Comedy. Pompidou’s hoarded too much junk, and Hove’s had enough. Hove attempts to shift some of the clutter at a church hall fete, but Pompidou will do anything it takes to ensure he keeps it all.

7.00 The Sea King: Britain’s Flying Past John Sergeant celebrates one of Britain’s most iconic aircraft, the Sea King helicopter.

8.00 Caribbean With Simon Reeve Travel series. The second leg of Simon Reeve’s journey around the Caribbean Sea starts on beautiful islands and takes him along the coast of South America. On the beautiful and wealthy island of Barbados, he meets the owner of a traditional chattel house.

9.00 Louis Theroux: By Reason Of Insanity See highlights.

10.00 Bluestone 42 Comedy drama about a British bomb disposal detachment in Afghanistan.

10.30 FILM: Dream House (2011) Starring Daniel Craig, Rachel Weisz, Naomi Watts. Psychological thriller. A former publisher moves with his family to a new house in a small town, where he finds out that the former occupants were murdered.

11.55 FILM: The Mission (1986) Starring Robert De Niro, Jeremy Irons, Ray McAnally. Morally-based action drama.

1.55am Sign Zone: Countryfile 2.50 Sign Zone: Holby City

6.00am Breakfast 7.00 Formula 1: The Malaysian Grand Prix 10.30 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Sunday Politics 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News 1.15 Escape To The Country 2.00 Formula 1: The Malaysian Grand Prix Replay 4.00 The Truth About Calories 5.00 Songs Of Praise 5.35 BBC News 5.50 South East Today

7.30am Gardeners’ World 8.00 Countryfile 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 The Big Questions 11.00 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 12.30pm A Taste Of Britain 1.00 Back In Time For Dinner 2.00 Michel Roux’s Service 3.00 Flog It! 4.00 Triathlon: World Series Auckland 5.35 Operation Stonehenge: What Lies Beneath

ITV1

6.00 – 8.03am Children’s television 8.03 Scrambled! 8.10 The Aquabats!

Super Show! 8.25 Scrambled! 8.30 Horrid Henry 8.42 Scrambled! 8.50 Hulk And The Agents Of S.M.A.S.H. 9.05 Hulk And The Agents Of S.M.A.S.H. 9.19 Scrambled! 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 12.40pm ITV News & Weather 12.50 Murder, She Wrote 1.50 All Star Family Fortunes 2.40 International Football Live: Brazil V Chile 5.15 Catchphrase 6.05 ITV News Meridian 6.15 ITV News; Weather 6.30 The Chase: Celebrity Special Bradley Walsh hosts a celebrity edition of the hit quiz show. Tonight’s contestants are comedian and writer Meera Syal, fashion designer David Emanuel, former England rugby player Kyran Bracken and comedy legend Johnny Vegas.

7.30 Off Their Rockers Comedy show which features fearless senior citizens playing pranks on the public with the aid of hidden cameras.

8.00 Coronation Street Bethany runs circles around Nick. David feels downcast. Are Steve and Michelle facing a long engagement?

9.00 Mr Selfridge Period drama series. Harry and Lord Loxley clash in a dramatic boardroom confrontation just before Harry announces his engagement to Nancy. With Princess Marie probing further into the status of the Selfridge Estate, Nancy comes to the growing realisation that the con may not last much longer.

10.00 ITV News; Weather 10.15 ICC Cricket World Cup Final Highlights Highlights of the Cricket World Cup final from Melbourne, Australia.

11.15 Rugby Highlights: Aviva Premiership 12.15am The Store 2.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.10 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

Channel 4

6.35am How I Met Your Mother 6.55 How I Met Your Mother 7.15 How I Met Your Mother 7.40 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.05 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.30pm George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces 1.30 The Big Bang Theory 1.55 The Big Bang Theory 2.20 The Simpsons 2.50 FILM: Leap Year (2009) 4.50 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.50 Channel 4 News 6.00 FILM: Johnny English Reborn (2011) Starring Rowan Atkinson, Gillian Anderson, Rosamund Pike.

Comedy sequel about unlikely intelligence officer Johnny English.

8.00 Great Canal Journeys Travel series with Timothy West and Prunella Scales. The pair explore the Canal du Midi in the south of France, which has been designated a world heritage site for both its historic importance and its beauty.

9.00 Indian Summers Drama series following the decline of the British Empire and the birth of modern India.

Simla is buzzing as it prepares for the annual amateur dramatic performance, but the production of The Importance of Being Earnest is overshadowed by the news that the body of a murder victim has been found in the river.

10.00 Gogglebox Television review comedy series in which TV fanatics open up their living rooms to reveal their reactions to popular shows.

11.05 FILM: End Of Days (1999) Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Gabriel Byrne, Robin Tunney. Action adventure story about a private security guard who finds himself caught up in an apocalyptic conflict.

1.20am FILM: The French Connection (1971) 3.05 Come Dine With Me 3.35 Come Dine With Me (x4). 5.25 Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Best Bites 5.35 The Common Denominator

Channel Five

6.00 – 7.35am Children’s teleivsion 7.35 Paw Patrol 7.45 Little Princess 8.00 Wanda And The Alien 8.10 Zack And Quack 8.30 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.45 Jelly Jamm 9.00 LazyTown 9.30 Dora And Friends 10.00 Milkshake! Show Songs 10.05 The Mr Men Show 10.15 SpongeBob SquarePants 10.50 The Hotel Inspector 11.50 FILM: Cop And A Half (1992) 1.35pm FILM: Around The World In 80 Days (2004) 3.50 FILM: Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son (2011) 5.55 FILM: Happy Feet (2006) 7.55 5 News Weekend 8.00 World’s Scariest Animal Attacks Documentary taking viewers into the jaws of the most terrifying animal encounters ever captured on camera.

9.00 FILM: Hansel And Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013) Starring Jeremy Renner, Gemma Arterton, Famke Janssen. Action fantasy. Years after the fairy tale, Hansel and Gretel have grown into world-renowned witch hunters, and are called upon by the mayor of a small town to rescue eleven children who have been snatched by a witch.

10.50 FILM: Step Brothers (2008) Starring Will Ferrell, John C Reilly, Mary Steenburgen, Richard Jenkins.

Comedy. Two spoilt middle-aged men who still live at home become stepbrothers when their parents marry. Forced to share a bedroom and look for jobs together, the pair eventually forge a friendship. But can the family’s domestic situation ever be harmonious?

11.45 Jackass American reality series featuring people performing hilarious and highly dangerous stunts.

1.15am SuperCasino 3.10 Breaking The Law: Bent Coppers 4.00 House Doctor 4.25 Make It Big 4.50 Make It Big 5.15 Angels Of Jarm 5.20 Angels Of Jarm 5.30 Angels Of Jarm 5.40 Roary The Racing Car 5.50 Roary The Racing Car Victoria Nangle

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2.00pm Harrow: A Very British School 3.00 Modern Family (x4) 5.00 Moone Boy 5.30 The Simpsons 6.00 About A Boy 6.30 The Simpsons 7.00 Wild Things 8.00 The Flash. See higlhights. 9.00 Hawaii Five-0 10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 12.00am Karl Pilkington: The Moaning Of Life

7.00pm Formula 1: The Malaysian Grand Prix Highlights 7.55 The Voice UK 10.00 I Survived A Zombie Apocalypse 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 Killer Magic 12.15am American Dad! 12.40 Family Guy 1.00 I Survived A Zombie Apocalypse 2.00 Bluestone 42 2.30 World’s Toughest Jobs 3.30 Killer Magic

7.00pm Mechanical Marvels: Clockwork Dreams 8.00 Twin Sisters: A World Apart 9.00 Lost Cities Of The Ancients 10.05 Timewatch: Stonehenge 11.00 FILM: Milk (2008) 1.00am Queens Of Soul 2.00 ... Sings Motown 3.00 Northern Soul: Living For The Weekend

1.45pm Ed Sheeran: The Hot Desk 1.55 Scorpion 2.50 FILM: Hotel Transylvania (2012) 4.35 New Kids Do The Funniest Things 5.35 Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway 7.00 FILM: Evan Almighty (2007) 9.00 Ibiza Weekender 10.00 FILM: Scary Movie 4 (2006) 11.45 FILM: Friends With Kids (2011) 1.45am Mom (x2)

11.35am A Touch Of Frost 1.30pm Wycliffe 2.45 FILM: Finding Neverland (2004) 4.50 Agatha Christie’s Marple 6.50 Inspector Morse 9.00 Sunday Night At The Palladium 10.00 Birds Of A Feather 10.30 Birds Of A Feather 11.00 Lewis 1.00am The Great Train Robbery 1.50 Wycliffe

10.00am Hollyoaks Omnibus 12.30pm Revenge 1.30 The 100 2.30 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 3.30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 4.00 FILM: Addams Family Values (1993) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x6) 9.00 Troy 10.00 Rude Tube 11.05 Bodyshockers: Nips, Tucks And Tattoos 12.10am Taking New York

11.00am Great Canal Journeys 12.00pm Jamie’s Comfort Food 12.35 Jamie’s Money Saving Meals (x4) 2.40 Four In A Bed (x5) 5.15 Come Dine With Me (x5) 8.00 The Restoration Man 9.00 Car S.O.S 10.00 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 11.05 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 12.10am Car S.O.S

11.00am Ticket To Tomahawk (1950) 1.00pm Arrietty (2010) 2.55 Flight Of The Phoenix (2004) 5.05 Cocoon (1985) 7.20 Beastly (2011) 9.00 Contraband (2012) 11.10 What’s Love Got To Do With It? (1993) 1.30am The Devil’s Tomb (2009) 3.30 Close

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MONDAY 30 The Ark BBC1, 8.30pm A star-studded Biblical epic not starring Charlton Heston you say?

Et voila! David Threlfall heads up the BBC’s telling of one man who is told by G–d to build a great big boat type thing in the middle of the desert, and to trust that, by gosh – he’s going to need it!

Makes your brolly look decidedly feeble.

Raised By Wolves Channel 4, 10pm Woe betide anyone who gets between a teenager and her almost-boyfriend. You be messing, cousin Cathy! The interloper arrives with the Garry family full of magical tales of the outside world and legs in shorts, bedazzling Germaine’s would-be boyfriend Lee with her starry ideas. Flash girl.

Drills, Dentures And Dentistry BBC4, 9pm Say “Ahhhhh”! Yes, very good, but are you flossing enough?

Professor Joanna Bourke charts the history of dentistry over the past five centuries, from backstreet horror stories to modern miracles of the mouth.

Enough to give you the heeby jeebies, and then sort them out.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote 6.30 The Vote 7.00 The Vote 7.30 The Vote 8.00 Bookenders (x2) 9.00 The Newspapers 9.30 The Newspapers 10.00 BollyHeat 10.30 Millionaires’ Row 11.00 Teleshopping 1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30 In The Pot 2.00 Carib-Asian Cookery 2.30 Northern Cuisine 3.00 Millionaires’ Row (x3) 4.30 BollyHeat 5.00 Soundcheck 6.00 Latest News The latest local news where you are, plus national updates.

6.30 Mike Mendoza’s Adur & Worthing Weekly entertainment show focusing on all things Adur & Worthing.

7.00 Best of Brighton Lights Richard Shayler takes a cheeky look back on episodes of Brighton Lights, first aired on the internet.

7.30 Latest News The latest local news where you are, plus national updates.

8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics.

8.30 Northern Cuisine Gareth Kyle continues his culinary tour of great food destinations in the north-east.

He visits Alnwick and the Outcook Cookery School, making a rustic game pie with brown ale chutney.

9.00 Latest News 9.30 International Chef Exchange Top chefs swap for a week with chefs from all over the world.

10.30 Latest News 11.00 Soundcheck 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Mike Mendoza’s Adur & Worthing 1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Northern Cuisine 3.00 Latest News 3.30 International Chef Exchange 4.30 Latest News 5.00 Soundcheck

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Neighbourhood Blues 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 11.45 Fake Britain 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.40 South East Today 1.45 The Edge 2.30 Escape To The Country 3.30 Holiday Of My Lifetime With Len Goodman 4.15 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 DIY Justice - Panorama Raphael Rowe meets the parents fighting for access to their children without any legal assistance. Cuts to legal aid mean they must prepare their own cases and represent themselves in court. As senior members of the judiciary warn these cuts have undermined the principle of equal access to the law, the man who made them tells Panorama the British legal aid gravy train had to be stopped.

7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders Phil Mitchell is back in Albert Square, but can Sharon get to the bottom of where he has been? Kat learns a horrifying truth.

Jane and Ian explain their plans to Cindy, but they don’t get the reaction they were expecting.

8.30 The Ark See highlights.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.45 The Richard Dimbleby Lecture 2015 11.30 Live At The Apollo Stand-up comedy from the Hammersmith Apollo. Funny man Jason Manford introduces two of comedy’s biggest stars - Chris Ramsey and Doc Brown.

12.15am FILM: Women Of Valour (1986) 1.50 Weather For The Week Ahead 1.55 BBC News

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6.05am Perfection 6.50 Homes Under The Hammer 7.50 Flog It! Trade Secrets 8.20 Operation Meet The Street 9.05 Wanted In Paradise 10.05 Helicopter Heroes Down Under 10.35 Click 11.00 BBC News 11.30 News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Cagney And Lacey 1.45 Spring Kitchen With Tom Kerridge 2.30 Floyd’s American Pie 3.00 Wogan - The Best Of 3.45 Are You Being Served? 4.15 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 4.45 Hi-De-Hi! 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 5.55 Party Election Broadcast By The Conservative Party 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show.

6.30 Portillo’s State Secrets Michael Portillo unearths previously classified documents from the national archives, discovering fascinating facts about Britain’s past.

7.00 Racing Legends: Barry Sheene Jim Moir (Vic Reeves) tells the life story of 70s icon, motorcycle world champion Barry Sheene, and rides the bikes that are part of the Sheene legend.

8.00 University Challenge It’s the first of the semis when one team will find out if they have made it to the Grand Final of the quiz for students.

Jeremy Paxman asks the questions.

8.30 Only Connect Quiz show.

9.00 Kew On A Plate Gardening and cooking show. It’s autumn at Kew, and the vegetable garden is set to produce a bumper harvest.

10.00 House Of Fools Anarchic, surreal sitcom starring Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer. After receiving an exciting letter from his ex-girlfriend Mary, Vic enlists help from Julie to get ready for a big date.

10.30 Newsnight 11.20 The Women’s Football Show Football series looking at the biggest issues in the women’s game.

11.50 Louis Theroux: By Reason Of Insanity Documentary.

12.50am Sign Zone: Reinventing The Royals 1.50 Sign Zone: The Big Painting Challenge

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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 10.55 ITV News 11.00 This Morning 12.30pm O’Brien 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.25 Party Political Broadcast By The Conservative Party 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Victoria feels the pressure.

7.30 Coronation Street Has Tony been stringing Tracy along?

8.00 More Tales From Northumberland With Robson Green Robson Green returns to his home county of Northumberland, uncovering more hidden gems of one of the most beautiful parts of England.

8.30 Coronation Street Can Tony contain Tracy’s wrath? Sarah and Bethany go to war.

9.00 The Mafia With Trevor Mcdonald Second of a two-part programme in which Trevor McDonald takes viewers on a journey into the machinations of the American mafia.

10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 The Jonathan Ross Show Star-studded chat show. Tonight, Jonathan welcomes Keanu Reeves, Catherine Tate, Russell Brand and the singer Olly Murs.

11.45 FILM: Carry On Henry (1971) Starring Sid James, Kenneth Williams, Charles Hawtrey, Joan Sims. Historical hamming from the Carry On regulars.

1.20am Jackpot247 3.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 3rd Rock From The Sun 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss Canada 11.00 The Restoration Man 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me Abroad 1.05 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Come Dine With Me 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Coach Trip 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. Tony and Diane go in search of answers.

7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 Party Election Broadcast 8.00 Food Unwrapped Jimmy Doherty, Kate Quilton and Matt Tebbutt travel the globe to uncover fascinating facts about our food.

8.30 Travel Man: 48 Hours In Barcelona Travel series in which comedian, actor and writer Richard Ayoade spends two days in cities around the world. Richard is joined by actor Kathy Burke on a weekend away in Barcelona.

9.00 Britain’s Benefit Tenants Documentary series following the work of letting agents and the struggles faced by their tenants.

10.00 Raised By Wolves See highlights.

10.30 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr, Sean Lock and Jon Richardson have another go at the famous words and numbers quiz. The guests are Josie Long and Rob Beckett. Vic Reeves joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner.

11.35 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series following patients at St George’s Hospital.

12.30am The Secret Millionaire 1.25 The Fairy Jobmother USA 2.15 Hugh’s Three Hungry Boys 3.15 Secret Location 4.10 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 5.05 Deal Or No Deal

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6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television 7.20 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Milkshake! Bop Box 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 The Hotel Inspector 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Trauma Doctors 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS: The Portto-Port Killer 3.15 FILM: The Nightmare Nanny (2013) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Kyle returns from the city and learns about Phoebe’s stalker.

6.30 5 News Tonight 6.55 Party Election Broadcast By The Conservative Party 7.00 The Gadget Show Consumer series showcasing the latest technology.

8.00 Police Interceptors Crime documentary series following Lincolnshire’s high-speed law enforcement teams.

9.00 Gotham Action-packed drama series set in pre-Batman Gotham City.

In this episode, as members of a support group for phobia sufferers see their worst nightmares come true, the Penguin faces a crushing blow when his double-crossing ways are brought to light and Jim gets hot around the collar when Dr Thompkins crosses his path again.

10.00 Person Of Interest Drama.

The next number the machine dispenses is for Wayne Kruger, an Internet genius and head of a company called Life Trace.

11.00 FILM: Daybreakers (2009) Starring Ethan Hawke, Willem Dafoe, Sam Neill, Claudia Karvan and Isabel Lucas. Vampire horror.

12.50am Jackass 1.15 SuperCasino 3.10 Trauma Doctors 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 The Great Artists 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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1.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 3.00 Harrow: A Very British School 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Modern Family 8.30 Driving School Of Mum And Dad 9.00 Moone Boy 9.30 The Simpsons 10.00 Arrow 11.00 Critical 12.00am NCIS: Los Angeles

7.00pm Great Movie Mistakes III: Not In 3D 7.05 EastEnders: Back To Ours 8.05 Beaten By My Boyfriend 9.00 A Nation Divided? The Charlie Hebdo Aftermath 10.00 Bluestone 42 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 A Nation Divided?

7.00pm News 7.30 Great Continental Railway Journeys 8.00 India’s Frontier Railways 9.00 Drills, Dentures & Dentistry: An Oral History.

See highlights. 10.00 My Mother The Secret Baby: Storyville 11.15 The Wonderful World Of Blood 12.15am The Many Faces Of Les Dawson

10.00am Up All Night 10.25 Psych 11.20 Royal Pains 12.15pm Emmerdale 12.45 Coronation Street 1.45 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x3) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Mom (x2) 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.50 FILM: Hot Fuzz (2007) 1.05am Two And A Half Men

10.05am FILM: Finding Neverland (2004) 12.05pm Murder, She Wrote 1.05 Heartbeat 2.05 Where The Heart Is 3.10 The Royal 4.15 French Fields 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Lewis 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Wire In The Blood 12.35am Cracker

3.00pm Baby Daddy 3.30 Melissa & Joey 4.00 New Girl (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Revenge 10.00 Taking New York 11.05 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.10am Rude Tube

5.25pm Jamie’s Money Saving Meals 5.55 Come Dine With Me 7.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Location, Location, Location 10.00 Big Fat Gypsy Weddings 11.05 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 12.10am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am Nausicaa: Valley Of The Wind (1984) 1.25pm Warlords Of Atlantis (1978) 3.20 The Iron Giant (1999) 5.00 The First Wives Club (1996) 7.05 Hocus Pocus (1993) 9.00 Friends With Benefits (2011) 11.10 Road To Perdition (2002) 1.25am 4 Months, 3 Weeks And 2 Days (2007) 3.45 Close