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TakePart Festival in Preston Park On Saturday 21 June, Preston Park hosted the launch of the city’s TakePart Festival. It promised to be fun-packed, and the day certainly delivered.

Families and friends rallied together for one of the largest community sport, dance and active lifestyle events in the country. Organised by the Sports Development Team at the city council, the festival included a wide range of sports and activities suitable for all ages (and abilities!).

Participants made the streets their playground as New Road was also transformed for an evening of free sports activities, dance and fitness displays. It was a spectacular day with many people leaving satisfied, having happily worn themselves out trying something new.

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08 Bare Cheek The boys present maxims for the 21st century 11 Kay Town Andrew has a much-needed rant in the general direction of the UK’s health care service 11 Competitions Win tickets to Proud Cabaret, and copies of The Brighton & Hove Photographic Collection Vol. 1

LIFESTYLE 05 Latest People 500 Miles 4 Smiles, Mid Summer Ball at the Hilton, and Brighton Beach Bikes 09 Celeb City The Golden Handbag Awards, a solo art show from Jess Albarn, and Brighton Pride Arts & Film Festival 10 Brighton Writes Andrew J Bullock steps into the frantic kitchens of celebrity MasterChef 12 Brighton Kettlebells Hone your summer body at Beach Body Bootcamp 12 Young Start-up Talent Latest TV launch their new entrepreneurial program 13 Stanmer House American Independence Day Beer & Music Festival in the lush gardens of Stanmer House

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500 Miles 4 Smiles, Mid Summer Ball at the Hilton and Brighton Beach Bikes Dental Hygienist of the Year Completes 500 Miles 4 Smiles In a bid to raise money and awareness of mouth cancer, Christina Chatfield of Brighton-based dental practise Dental Health Spa, has completed a 500-mile walk from her home town in Scotland to Brighton.

Along the way Christina visited 32 cities and walked more than 500 miles, finishing with a Grand Finale party at Brighton’s Big Beach Café on Thursday 19 June.

The walk, which took a month, has raised more than £15,000 so far for Mouth Cancer Awareness and the British Dental Health Foundation.

Christina says mouth cancer kills more people than testicular and cervical cancer put together each year – and cases are up by 40 per cent over the past decade. So her campaign deserves all our backing.

Find out more about the campaign online at www.500miles4smiles.org

Thousands raised at Mid Summer Ball Brighton welcomed back one of the biggest charity events in Sussex at the weekend. The Mid Summer Ball returned to the Hilton Brighton Metropole on Saturday 21 June to raise £65,700 for its two beneficiary charities.

The Hilton’s annual ball raised funds for its charitable arm, the Hilton In The Community Foundation – helping young people to have a brighter future in Brighton and across the UK and Europe – and local children’s charity Rockinghorse, the official fundraising arm of the Royal Alexandra Children’s Hospital Jo Taylor and Sid Sloane and a vital supporter of the Trevor Mann Baby Unit, based in Brighton.

The Brazilian-themed event, reflecting the spirit of the World Cup, welcomed back Zoe Ball who acted as head judge for the Strictly Come Dancing-style competition. Zoe, TV star and presenter of the BBC’s Strictly Come Dancing spin-off show It Takes Two, was joined on the judging panel by David Hill, CEO of entertainment group E3, and professional dancer Marta Scott.

Four celebrities and local personalities had been in training to learn a Latin-inspired dance, joined by their expert partners. Those brave enough to take on the challenge in front of Winners Richard Skerritt and nearly 400 guests were: Richard Skerritt, Carola Degener-Pereira managing director of Skerritts; Andrew Austin, director of Austin Rees; Davina Wells, managing director of Brighton Racecourse and children’s TV personality Sid Sloane.

The competition was won by Richard Skerritt, who wowed the judges with his samba, along with professional dance partner Carola Degener-Pereira, owner of Brighton Dancing.

Hosted by the team at the Hilton Brighton Metropole, guests enjoyed a sparkling drinks reception, four-course dinner with wine and after-dinner entertainment which included live music from Back In The Day, a fundraising auction and the infamous indoor dodgems.

Speaking after the Mid Summer Ball, Howard Lewis, Hilton Brighton Metropole General Manager, said: “The night was a culmination of a lot of voluntary work and effort by the ball committee, who delivered an excellent event. I am so proud of the whole team who have helped to raise money for the Hilton In The Community Foundation and Rockinghorse Children’s Charity and I am already looking forward to planning next year’s event.”

Brighton Beach Bikes Glorious sunshine greeted the opening of the relocated Brighton Beach Bikes on Monday 23 June. Having spent the past three summers hiring their Californian beach cruiser bikes out of a green container on Madeira Drive, they were very pleased to be able to unveil their new location next to Brighton Pier.

Also, on this day we launched our brand new guided bicycle tour of Brighton and Hove seafront, Brighton Historicycles.

This is a fun and factual tour of the seafront led by guides dressed in Victorian costume who will be unveiling the glorious and not-so-glorious history of the city.

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TheVote How should we value volunteering?

In Brighton and Hove it could be worth £127m to the local economy

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harities, voluntary organisations and community groups are saving taxpayers money and attracting grants worth millions of pounds to Brighton and Hove. The city’s third sector has an estimated income of about £73 million a year, employs 6,900 people and contributes about £127 million to the local economy. A new report says: “Many of the useful outcomes of the sector can’t easily be translated into financial figures.”

But those financial figures are among the substantial findings of a year-long economic and social audit carried out by Brighton and Hove Community Works, formerly the Community and Voluntary Sector Forum. The research project has been supported by Brighton University, Brighton and Hove City Council, Brighton and Hove Clinical Commissioning Group (CCG) and the Brighton-based Oxford Consultants for Social Inclusion (OCSI).

The findings are included in a report called Taking Account 3 which is due out this week. The research is carried out every five years and includes case studies as well as the fundamental facts and figures. Last week Laura Williams, the representation and partnerships manager at Community Works, shared some of the headlines with an audience of the local great and good.

Brighton and Hove City Council leader Jason Kitcat on the importance of Brighton’s biosphere

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’m delighted the Brighton area has become the first new UN Biosphere in the UK in almost 40 years, as well as the only one in south-east England. It adds to the work we’re doing across the greater Brighton region to support and promote our shared economy and environment.

A biosphere is an area internationally recognised by UNESCO as a leader in balancing conservation and development. Our Brighton and Lewes Downs Biosphere is the block of land and sea between the River Adur at Shoreham in the west and the River Ouse at Newhaven in the east.

classed themselves as social enterprises. Most aimed to empower people to improve the quality of their lives or bring people together. They provide activities, support, information, advice and guidance particularly for those needing health and wellbeing services or for children and young people.

Strong partnership working was a plus. The case studies found that the work of the third sector was often innovative. Budgets were frequently tight and future income uncertain.

But, as the old proverb goes, necessity is the mother of invention.

The report, though, is not an

“Many of the useful outcomes of the sector can’t easily be translated into financial figures”

She gave a presentation to Brighton and Hove Connected, formerly the Local Strategic Partnership, at the Jury’s Inn by Brighton Station.

The research identified about 2,300 third-sector organisations in Brighton and Hove. More than 200 of those groups completed a survey as part of the project. Almost one in 12 had been started in the past four years. Some

Our joint bid couldn’t have been successful without the support and work of our 40-odd partners including other local councils, the RSPB, the National Trust, universities and schools, and businesses.

What do we have in common with the likes of other biospheres such as South Africa’s Cape winelands, the Danube delta, and Greece’s Mount Olympus? Well, for a start we’re home to some globally unique and rich environments including chalk grassland on the South Downs, vegetated shingle beaches and undersea chalk reefs. We’re host to thousands of species of wildlife, including more than 200 that have been internationally recognised

unmitigated exercise in mutual backslapping and self-congratulation.

There is an awareness of a need to understand unit costs better to improve efficiency and to find ways to measure value for money.

This will become more important as councils and other public bodies provide fewer services themselves and commission more from private

as being in need of conservation.

But that’s not enough to qualify for biosphere status – we must not only recognise wildlife across the Downs, city and coast, we also have to balance nature with sustainable development. In many ways we already do this, for example through supporting transport routes to the

companies, charities and other outside organisations. The report says: “The shift from grants to contracts and the opportunity and challenges for the sector that exist within this are multiple.”

In essence though, some third-sector organisations which are run by well-meaning amateurs, may find themselves having to operate far more professionally.

The switch to contracts brings obligations. And Laura Williams noted that the current economic climate had presented challenges to both the public sector and the third sector.

“It has,” she added, “also put a strain at times on the third sector’s independent voice.” She didn’t mention the Lobbying Bill, referred to by critics as the “Gagging Bill”. But the potential restrictions to freedom of speech contained in the bill have been the subject of criticism by others who were present, such as experienced charity executive Ian Chisnall.

The report says: “The third sector is facing a challenging turning point.”

One organisation described it not as a settlement but as an unsettlement.

But what does seem settled is that thousands of people in Brighton and Hove are prepared to volunteer for good causes and give their time for free. Several thousand individuals give more than five million hours a year.

Some provide governance. Some provide the services and care and advice which are the reason for the existence of a particular organisation.

And others raise money. Some do two or all three things.

Some of the bigger organisations, such as Brighton Housing Trust (BHT), Blind Veterans UK, formerly St Dunstan’s, and Crime Reduction Initiatives (CRI) are good at winning contracts and attracting grants and donations. They have brought large sums of money into the area. But it’s not all about the money. These groups not only help those they serve but those they employ and they give their volunteers a sense of purpose. It’s not just an act of charity.

Downs, cleaning up our beaches and putting in place ambitious targets for sustainable building within the city’s boundaries.

But biosphere status gives us the opportunity to raise more awareness about this work locally, put us on the world map as a place to visit and invest, and it opens the door to attracting more funding to the city.

Our biosphere will help everyone appreciate and enjoy the wealth of nature on our doorsteps, and set us up for exciting opportunities ahead.

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This week’s headlines from across the city “MORE HOMES NEEDED” To build or not to build will once again be the main debate as councillors have been told to find more space for development.

As part of its City Plan, Brighton and Hove City Council had found enough space for 11,500 homes over the next two decades.

But the government inspector has refused to sign off on it, claiming the local authority could do more to meet a target of up to 20,000.

The Latest understands councillors are being asked to consider a new plan, which will provide a further 1,100 homes on undeveloped greenfield land and also by squeezing more on to Brighton Marina.

It is due to be discussed at a key town hall meeting on 11 July.

TIME FOR A BREAK Brighton and Hove City Council leader Jason Kitcat is standing down at the next election. Councillor Kitcat, who has represented Regency ward for the Greens since 2007, insisted he wanted a new challenge but was keen to continue in public service in some way. In a statement on his website he said: “As a family we agreed in 2010 that, if reselected for the 2011 council elections, this would be my last term on the council, and so it will be.”

TRAVELLERS’ SITE APPROVED Plans for a permanent traveller site which have been approved by the South Downs National Park Authority can go ahead. Communities and local government secretary Eric

Pickles has decided against “calling in” the plans. The permanent site is next to the recently reopened traveller transit site at Horsdean.

The plans were drawn up by Brighton and Hove City Council and will be funded by a government grant.

SCHOOL CROSSING Campaigners face another lengthy wait to find out if their plea for a crossing outside a Portslade school is a success.

Hundreds of people signed a petition calling for a crossing patrol near St Peter’s Community Primary School in St Peter’s Road, claiming it was perilous.

But despite raising the issue more than a year ago, campaigners were told last week they will have to wait until October for Brighton and Hove City Council to make a decision.

PUBLIC SECTOR STRIKE Thousands of public sector workers are set to go on strike as part of national action on 10 July.

Unison, the GMB, Unite and NUT have balloted their members for possible strike action following a one per cent pay offer from the local government employers.

Workers claim after three years of a pay freeze they deserve more to

ensure they can cover the cost of rising household bills.

But Geoffrey Theobald, a Conservative councillor in Brighton and Hove, called for the action to be suspended claiming any increase in salary would lead to more job losses.

GREEN DREAM Thousands of delegates rolled into town for the eco-technology show at the Brighton Centre.

The plan was to show visitors how embracing innovation in technology and low-carbon solutions can save money and boost businesses, cities and communities.

To watch our report, visit www.thelatest.tv.

ROPETACKLE NAME CHANGE Shoreham locals were far from happy after the Ropetackle sign above the town’s arts centre was removed.

Those running the Basepoint Business Centre made the decision to take down the Ropetackle lettering and replace it with its own name, adding that they are the ones who own the building.

But locals are outraged at the loss of heritage from the area, which has been known as Ropetackle since the 16th century.

To see our report, visit www.thelatest.tv. i TO THE FUTURE Work on the i360 viewing tower on Brighton seafront is set to start this week.

Ahead of proceeding, construction staff from local, national and international companies gathered for a photoshoot on the beach. The £46 million attraction will open in 2016.

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Bare Cheek Brian Mitchell and Joseph Nixon’s thoroughly scurrilous Brighton column would you advise I do?

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Brighton’s favourite agony uncle solves all your problems

Right, I’m off to give the missus one.

See you galahs later.

Nick XXXX

Newly-minted maxims for the twenty-first century A little of what you fancy does your lawyer good.

If Lloyd Grossman’s not on telly – rainy day.

taken away.

For he that lies idle in bed, shall get the promotion instead.

Bruise a plum, Heidi Klum Bruise a peach, Archie Leach.

If Lloyd Grossman’s on telly – sunshine.

He who heeds not his mother’s call Shall find his Findus pancakes uncrispy.

Post Office Tower, BT Tower – call it what you like, I still don’t want to go up it.

’Tis bad to drown, and worse to burn, but shingles is no walk in the park either.

Love not enough, and be unhappy; love too much, and be unhappy; love just the right amount, and be unhappy.

Just because you bought your underpants at Asda doesn’t mean you should expect to buy your sausages in British Home Stores.

It takes two to tango, but only one to read the news.

Christmas comes but once a year but so does the State Opening of Parliament.

It is possible for the donkey and the lion to be friends, but romance is probably out of the question.

Currant buns, piping hot On the baker’s tray.

Fatso comes and scoffs the lot Then he runs away.

But the incident is captured on CCTV And he is successfully prosecuted.

Cold hands Warm heart Sweaty buttocks.

He that worketh all the hours of the day, what little he has shall be

In & Out In • Bum bags • Terrahawks • 3D Jigsaws • The Reformation • Tinto Brass

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• Jonas Salk • Happy-slapping • Dust mites • The Diary of Horace Wimp • Following through

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Dear Uncle Nick, I have been married to a wonderful woman for ten years, but recently I have found myself becoming attracted to men. If I am honest I think perhaps I was always gay and have merely been living a lie all these years. To my shame I have been sneaking off to Duke’s Mound for assignments with strangers while pretending I’m working late.

I’m aware I am hurting my wife, but cannot resist temptation. What

UNCLE NICK SAYS: Strewth! Now, I suppose you’d expect a red-blooded Aussie like me who spends most of his time beating off hordes of Sheilas with a bloody great big stick to say something like “Strewth! Pull yourself together mate, have a few tinnies and give the missus one and we’ll hear no more about you being a woofta.” Not a bit of it, if you are gay, then you are gay and pretending otherwise will only hurt you and those around you in the long run. You must be true to your lights; fess up to the missus and find yourself a bloke and hopefully at some point you can all be friends.

UP THE PROVERBIAL

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Celebcity with Jo Brooks The Golden Handbag Awards, Jess Albarn’s solo art show & Brighton Pride Arts and Film Festival Fox and Sarah Savage, stars of C4 documentary My Transsexual Summer, accept the award in best trans* category for Trans*Pride

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Damon and Jess Albarn

Regular readers of the column will know that we recently worked with the lovely Jessica Albarn on her solo art show Resurrection at the Lawrence Alkin Gallery in London, the sister gallery of Brighton’s Art Republic. There was much excitement at the gallery last week when Jess’s brother, Damon, turned up to have a look at what his sister had been up to. Damon, who you might have heard of from his turn in Brit-pop behemoths Blur, was a proper gent, posing for pictures and being jolly nice to all involved. Check out Jess’s work and get more information here: www.lawrencealkingallery.com/artists/jessica-albarn

A PROGRAMME TO BE PROUD OF

Next month sees the start of the second annual Brighton Pride Arts and Film Festival (BPAFF). With a full programme of events, BPAFF is a celebration of each and every aspect of the city’s vibrant artist community from the arts to dance, from performance to film.

The first event in this year’s festival is the Freedom To Live art exhibition which opens on 18 July at the Jubilee Library.

Nick Cave, Brighton resident and frontman of the Bad Seeds, has very generously donated a gorgeous limited edition signed poster to be included within this exhibition, before being auctioned to raise money for The Rainbow Fund, the independent body that distributes all funds raised by Pride events.

The poster, pictured here, has been designed by American artist Chuck Sperry, one of the foremost rock poster artists and printmakers. For more information on BPAFF check out www.brightonpride.org/arts_festival.php

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unday night saw the JBPR team getting all glammed up to attend The Golden Handbag Awards at the Hilton Brighton Metropole. Acknowledged as Brighton’s Gay Oscars, the awards were created in 1995 by GScene magazine to acknowledge everything that is positive and fabulous about the Brighton commercial gay scene and to highlight the work delivered by LGBT and HIV voluntary sector organisations in the city.

Since their inception, the awards have raised more than £175,000 for local organisations – a truly incredible achievement. A total of 22 awards were handed out on the night – all voted for by GScene readers. The evening was compered by the brilliant Lola Lasagne and the dazzling crowd of beautiful people assembled in the audience were treated to performances from Britain’s Got Talent semi-finalist Eva Iglesias.

GScene editor and the man behind the awards, James Ledward, comments: “The Golden Handbag Awards give all sectors of the LGBT community – including entertainers, businesses and voluntary sector organisations – the opportunity to come together in the same room once a year, congratulate each other and say ‘job well done’.

“GScene readers take the voting very seriously and it was satisfying this year that more people than ever entered into the true spirit of the event, while raising money for the new LGBT Community Groups Network.”

Have you spotted a celeb in the city? comment@thelatest.co.uk

Jo Brooks is director of Brighton-based PR company JBPR Ltd, 01273 622555, www.jb-pr.com Send celebrity spots, gossip and pictures to job@jb-pr.com

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Andrew J Bullock If you can’t stand the heat ... Andrew J Bullock’s sardonic telly rant sets up camp in the Celebrity MasterChef kitchen

Celebrity MasterChef: No one likes a soggy banana

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ou will be used to reading, in this column, my weekly critique of E4's Made In Chelsea. Devastatingly, the show has ended its current season.

But for those of you who don't watch the show and have found yourselves squinting at my words, trying to decipher what a ‘Wheeze’ and a ‘Cheska’ is, I'm going to write about something else for a while now.

I'm a big fan of eating food, whilst watching TV programmes about food. Bit weird? Maybe. I think it's because my dinner normally consists of a tasteless sandwich made with gluten-free pitta bread and a slab of salty meat. I think that watching people in glossy studio kitchens as they prepare something tantalising to my saliva glands is a way of tricking my mind into thinking I am eating something that doesn't taste like a stiff, shammy leather.

Therefore I could be found, a few weeks ago, watching MasterChef with relish (not pickle).

Even though these people are novices, they can bloody well cook ... the same can't necessarily be said of those in the current season of Celebrity MasterChef. I watch this show not so much to help me digest my shammy leather bread, but for the same reason we all love to watch “Susannah Celebrity Big Brother. Who doesn't want to see Lee from Blue's reputation become totally besmeared looked on in thanks to his misogynistic treatment of a pair of trans-atlantic glamour models? It's the same horror at the reason we tune into I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of prospect Here, and Celebrity Wife Swap. In fact, anything with ‘Celebrity’ in the title – Celebrity Fat Face, of squashed Celebrity Home-Wrecker, Celebrity Bitch Fight, whatever! The reason these shows exist is banana because we'd rather see a load of well-known faces embarrass themselves in some way, with broken because we don't really care about people who are ‘normal’. Plus, the celebs are camera-savvy so biscuits” know how to turn up the drama.

Taking Celebrity MasterChef as a case in point: so far this season we have witnessed the likes of Russell Grant, Amanda Burton and JB Gill undercooking venison, massproducing meatballs and unable to identify a sea urchin. Last week, when asked to produce a prawn cocktail, 3/4 of the celebrities decided that rather than boil their crustaceans they would fry them in balsamic vinegar. By far the most entertaining kitchen farce of the season so far was the week before, when Susannah Constantine and Jodie Kidd decided to make a dessert for about 100 people with baked bananas and a bit of soggy toffee drizzled across the top. Trying to jazz the dish up, Jodie suggested crumbling digestive biscuits over the top of it, as Susannah looked on in horror at the prospect of delivering a load of squashed banana with broken biscuits scattered on top as an actual dish. Watching this conundrum unfolding certainly didn't distract me from my shammy leather, but it was damn hilarious.

Another highlight was watch Reg Holdsworth from Coronation Street literally not give an utter damn about being in the competition, positively snarling at the camera when it was shoved in his face, and being clearly quite relieved when he was ejected from the competition. TV gold.

This week's got a Made In Chelsea star in it. For anyone who wants to know what a ‘Millie’ is, tune in!

Andrew’s blog can be read at drewjbullock.wordpress.com

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y recent foray into the world of the stage had me raking over the guilt in my heart, but it also prompted me to make a point about health care in the United Kingdom.

In the last few years I have had a fair bit of contact with health services. First, the devastating loss of my father which was less than well-handled.

An inquest was requested by the local coroner’s office in Exeter, and this took nearly 14 months to happen. In the end I resorted to throwing my toys out of the pram and writing to my mum’s local MP. Funnily enough, the copy I sent to the coroner seemed to have the required effect and all was finally resolved.

A year later, and Mum was in hospital with a brace of strokes. I cannot fault the care that she received, and still receives. Her doctors are amazing and quick to respond; the care workers are kind and willing too.

It is once again the case that administration falls down. The people who arrange the care seem oblivious to the need for order in Mum’s life, so she spends time waiting around for broken appointments and seldom gets a call letting her know when someone is not going to turn up. It’s not good for a lady recovering from a stroke.

Personally, I have recently changed my GP surgery. I simply couldn’t go on dealing with people who really did not seem to have my wellbeing at heart. On my first visit, my old doctor was terse to the point of downright rude. I went in with a foot problem. He asked me to remove my

“Without moving from his seat he said: “Well, what do you expect? You’re old and overweight”” shoes and socks, and then, without moving from his seat he said: “Well, what do you expect? You’re old and overweight.” I left with nothing but a cold feeling in the pit of my stomach.

A few months later, I felt the need to return as the foot problem was getting worse. This time a second doctor suggested a blood test for gout. I returned and a charming nurse drew a sample of

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blood. I went home and waited, and waited, and waited ... in the end I called, and the receptionist said that I did indeed have gout.

I had to call again to make an appointment to see the doctor, and only then did I get some medication. Two types, and one which made me so ill that I had to stop taking it. I was given no advice that it could turn my guts to water.

I have changed surgery now and I have to say that the treatment and respect I am getting at Park Crescent Health Centre is really good, really very thorough and polite, and informative.

When I wrote the play, I wanted to counter the constant barrage of bad press that seems to be directed at health care workers. I wanted to show that many people in that profession are good and kind, caring and professional. Okay, there must be some bad: we see the evidence of elderly people being neglected in quite appaling ways. But surely this coverage is of the few damaging the reputation of the many. I hope so!

I’m not excusing the bad, far from it. Bring on the whistle-blowers, show the bad guys for what they are and prosecute, prosecute the backsides off the wrong do-ers – from the ground up! There is no excuse for people at the top claiming that they did not know what was happening at the bottom; it’s merely evidence that they are not up to a top management job. Sack ’em, sack ’em all.

At the same time, let’s sing the praises of those who do deliver, the caring and compassionate who deal with things that some of us could never face up to. The hard working who receive minimum wage and work long hours – often unsociable hours. I suspect that some of these poorly paid key workers are badly managed and often victims of the inadequacies of top heavy management systems, where paper or email is king, and action a bit-part player.

And again, not all managers are bad. There must be good ones, and maybe they too get bogged down by top heavy systems.

Actions really do speak louder. Stop analysing and creating systems and let’s get off our backsides and starting doing things again: less chat, less admin and jargon and pointless meetings ... just do it!

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Shaping up nicely Get physical at Beach Body Bootcamp

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f you’re feeling out of shape, low on energy or lacking mental focus, the Beach Body Programme has the answers for you!

It’s a myth that you need to diet and restrict calories in order to achieve the body shape you want.

Christian Vila (Men’s Fitness magazine contributor) and his experienced team at Brighton Kettlebells have the tools and information you need to get ready for the summer months.

Maybe you have a beach holiday coming up, a wedding to attend or a special party you want to feel and look great at? With this 28-day programme, using high-intensity exercises including kettlebells and fun group exercises (no running

included!), you can finally have the body you want, or your money back!

At the group induction everything will be explained to you in detail and your questions answered. You’ll then be expected to attend at least three exercise classes either in Brighton (Varndean School, Ditchling Road) or Hove (St Phillips Church, New Church Road), whilst following an easy detox diet which has had past participants lose up to 8kg of bodyfat in 28 days!

Imagine how great you’d feel 1.5 stones lighter, feeling energised and looking great? Richard, a taxi driver a from Hove, says of the programme: “Thanks to the Beach Body Bootcamp I was able to lose 8kg and keep it off!”

Furthermore, if you have any ailments like asthma, skin conditions, bowel problems and joint pain, these will be made better and sometimes cured thanks to the exercises and clean eating plan. “The best thing is we don’t restrict calories, or weigh our food,” says Christian.

The Beach Body Bootcamp starts on Saturday 12 July. Spaces are limited and cost £65. Don’t put it off any more! Make a positive decision to enroll, or if you have any questions, contact Christian on 07876 558850 or visit www.kettlebellsbootcamp.co.uk.

A dream come true Win a £50k prize fund and star in a TV Series

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oung Start-up Talent, the whole host of credits to his name, Peter entrepreneurial initiative that carries James has written 25 novels, written and a £50k prize fund for young produced numerous films and sold more entrepreneurs, launched in Brighton for than 14 million copies worldwide, which a third year following on from the project’s have been translated into 36 different success in the city. This year the team languages. Peter recently launched his are working with Latest TV and officially new novel Want You Dead. announced the filming of a six-part Lorraine Nugent and founding partner ‘fly-on-the-wall’-style of Young Start-up Talent documentary that commented, “We are thrilled will follow the initiative to be working with Latest TV through the rest and it is great to be working “You have to of the year. with Peter James on the We hope that anyone stick with your judging panel. This year looking to pursue a is going to be very exciting ambitions” business idea will attend for everyone involved”. one of the workshops, the Lynn Ruth Miller added, first being held on Friday “I am so pleased to be 4th July at 12pm at City involved with Young College, Pelham Street campus, and Start-up Talent and to see how we can Wednesday 16th July at Latest Music help young people achieve their dreams Bar in Manchester Street from 11am. and assist them along the way. You Held at the Latest Music Bar, the launch have to stick with your ambitions. There was hosted by founders Lorraine Nugent is no such thing as a put back – obstacles and Matt Turner, with guest speakers should be treated as building blocks including managing director of Latest TV to making your dreams a reality...

Bill Smith, winner of the 2013/14 prize however long that takes”. fund Natalie Evans of 42 Juice, and Filming has already begun for the show celebrity comedian Lynn Ruth Miller. which will be aired in December/January It was announced that Peter James, time on Channel 8. To find out more about international bestselling British writer Young Start-up Talent and how you can of crime fiction, will be joining the judging get involved, please visit the website panel for the new TV series. Having a www.youngstartuptalent.co.uk.

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American Independence Day Beer and Music Set in the heart of Sussex countryside, nestled Festival on 4–6 July. Following on from the between the sea and the Downs, Stanmer House success of last year’s Pride and Prejudice Beer and is only 10 minutes from the bustling city centre.

Music Festival, Stanmer House are proud to be Steeped in history, the house has been hosting a weekend full of beer, music, good food and beautifully restored and encompasses stylish and fun for all the family. The free event is open to one contemporary designs while retaining the original and all, dogs too, if they’re part of the family. The splendour of the house. event is part of a series of beer festivals run across The fantastic restaurant spreads the Whiting and Hammond sites throughout the summer. Grab a copy of W&H’s Gastro magazine h e c ov e n t th e c o v e r r from Stanmer House for all the listings. n The festival opens on Friday evening and you’re welcomed through the ‘saloon doors’, through which you can expect to find 30 real ales and ciders showcasing some fantastic local breweries from across Sussex with some real treats to tantalise the taste buds.

Tasting notes will be available to guide everyone through the selection, connoisseur and novice alike. Not forgetting those who prefer their drinks a little fruitier, there will be a summery Pimms bar.

To accompany the many beverages on offer, visitors can tuck into the delights from the BBQ with classic fare like burgers and sausages, and for the more adventurous there will be some special treats from the Stanmer House smokery. If you’ve seen Stanmer House at the Brighton and Hove Food Festival then you’ll be pleased to see their hugely popular sausage rolls and scotch eggs aplenty, on a dedicated food stall offering guests a selection of homemade goods.

To get the toes tapping, a great selection of live bands will play across the whole weekend highlighting some top local talent including the Stanmer House Band. There’ll also be entertainment for the kids too, so everyone should be kept happy while the sun shines and the beers flow freely.

Stanmer House is a beautiful Grade 1 listed 18th century manor set in 5,000 acres of stunning

across three decorative rooms in the house with views opening out on to the perfectly mown lawns. Open 7 days a week for breakfast, lunch, afternoon tea and dinner, guests are welcome to come and relax by one of the open fires with a coffee, meet friends for a drink in the house bar or celebrate a family occasion in the private dining room. The food is cooked by the in-house team of award-winning chefs using locally sourced, quality ingredients. The wine is interesting and quaffable and the ales will be highly favourable and well kept.

Visitors are more than welcome to explore the house and grounds, and celebrate everything that is great about the British country pub at Stanmer House. Parking is available on a first come first served basis, but the best thing to do is catch the bus. The number 25 runs to the bottom of the park which is a 15 minute walk through lovely countryside up to the house, and the 78 runs right past the house on Saturdays and Sundays.

Further details on the event will be available on the website: www.stanmerhouse.co.uk.

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HOTLIST

L7 Hotlist Cafés & restaurants catering for all tastes. For more dining options visit www.thelatest.co.uk British & Modern European Bardsley’s

Probably Brighton’s most popular fish ’n’ chip shop and restaurant with a large loyal clientele.

Traditional and family-run with favourites and excellent daily fish specials. Open for lunch and dinner Tuesday to Saturday, it’s also a great party venue. There are massive fish platters and seasonal seafood, plus vegetarian choices.

Fully licensed.

Bardsley’s, 22–23a Baker Street, Brighton, BN1 4JN, 01273 681256, www.bardsleys-fishandchips.co.uk

Coggings & Co

Coggings & Co is all about great burgers, made with local ingredients sourced with care, prepared with skill and served with warmth. They serve the best burgers you've ever tasted with a delicious set of sides and puddings. Nothing too complicated. Because in their experience, simple almost always turns out to be best. It's an ethos that's also shared by a whole bunch of other wonderful people. From the chefs and waiting staff to the farmers, producers and suppliers who provide such amazing ingredients, they are all united by a passion for outstanding, wholesome local produce.

Coggings & Co, 87-93 Dyke Road, Brighton, East Sussex, BN1 3JE, 01273 220220, www.coggingsandco.com

staircase design to the day spa, GB1 seafood restaurant, and the Victoria lounge and bar, the Grand experience really is treating yourself to the best.

The Grand, Brighton, 97-99 Kings Road, Brighton, East Sussex, BN1 2FW www.grandbrighton.co.uk 01273 224300

The Restaurant At Drakes

As the highest-scoring Brighton restaurant in The Good Food Guide 2014, The Restaurant At Drakes is undeniably the place to go for outstanding food. With his evident flair and culinary skill, chef Andrew MacKenzie uses only the finest quality, seasonal ingredients to create regularly changing Modern European menus to suit every occasion. A private dining room for up to 12 people is available for that extra-special touch. Dietary requirements are well catered for.

The Restaurant At Drakes, Drakes Hotel, 43-44 Marine Parade, Brighton, 01273 696934, therestaurant@drakesofbrighton.com

The Grand, Brighton

The Grand Brighton is an iconic Victorian hotel on Brighton’s seafront. This hotel is the epitome of luxury. Built in 1864 the hotel is a true example of Italian influence in Victorian architecture. From the sweeping spiral

Moksha

64 Degrees

Recently hailed by the Guardian as “Foodwise, the most exciting thing to hit Brighton for years” – 64 degrees has become the go to dining hotspot in the city. Created by chef Michael Bremner, the restaurant features an open kitchen serving an innovative selection of smaller dishes designed so you can try several, share and enjoy the full range of flavours on offer.

64degrees: 53 Meeting House Lane, Brighton BN1 1HB, 01273 770115 www.64degrees.co.uk/info@64degrees.co.uk

Cafes The Restaurant At Drakes

Drury Tea & Coffee

Drury Tea & Coffee specialists offer infinite choices of espresso, filter and cafetiere coffees at their Richardson Road retail store and coffee lounge. The shop is stocked with single origin beans and espresso blends, all of which can be freshly ground for home use. Plus 100s of green, white and black teas, single estates and loose leaf specialities. The selection is also available for wholesale, with many Michelin rated restaurants, cafés, and pubs using these crafted blends. Free deliveries throughout East and West Sussex and the South East coast.

Drury Tea & Coffee, 12-16 Richardson Road Hove, East Sussex, BN3 5RB, 01273 888 600, www.drurysouthern.co.uk

Moksha

Warm and welcoming family business catering for families, business customers and students. They serve their own blend of excellent coffee without any pretentious baristas, and a mouth-watering selection of cakes all baked in the café. Cooked breakfast served from 9am to 3pm daily as well as other savoury delights.

Moshka, 4-5 York Place, Brighton, BN1 4GU mail@mokshacaffe.com 01273 248890 www.mokshacaffe.com

Buffet available for £6.99; Meal Deal for £9.99.

Chaula’s, 2–3 Little East Street, Brighton, BN1 1HT, 01273 771661, www.chaulas.co.uk

The Chilli Pickle

The Chilli Pickle is a local favourite with national standing which combines traditional Indian methods with local produce and an individual style. Their ample thalis spice up a midday meeting or a catch-up with friends, while the evening menu offers inventive street food, local seafood and tasty regional curries, served in an upbeat and informal atmosphere. The Chilli Pickle featured in the National Restaurant Awards’ UK top 100 in 2011-12, and scooped ‘Best Casual Dining’ at the 2012 British Curry Awards.

The Chilli Pickle, 17 Jubilee Square, Brighton 01273 900383, www.thechillipickle.com

The Chilli Pickle Canteen

The definitive delivery service from The Chilli Pickle launched this year. Bold, Indianinspired design, specially-commissioned artwork and smart delivery stake out new ground in home dining. Meanwhile, the menu showcases some of the restaurant’s familiar touches, with regional curries and homemade pickles and chutneys, plus superb ice creams.

The Chilli Pickle Canteen: order online at http://thechillipicklecanteen.com, 01273 900384

Italian Donatello

Flagship venue of this local family-run business serving excellent Italian food in stylish surroundings. Brilliant value meal deals on blackboards – two courses £7.95 or three for £9.95 – as well as à la carte. The haunt of celebs in season from soap stars to politicos. Fun, friendly and fabulous value.

Donatello, Brighton Place, Brighton, BN1 1HJ, 01273 775477, www.donatello.co.uk

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Chaula’s Lewes

Street Thai

Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. Also a wide variety of vegetarian and vegan as well as gluten and wheat-free dishes. Buffet available 11am–3pm Monday to Saturday.

Chaula’s, Eastgate House, 6 Eastgate Street, Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk

Chaula’s Brighton

A second venue for this brilliant Indian restaurant is now open here in Brighton. Superb regional dishes, fresh tasting and exciting.

Chaula and her team breathe fresh air into the idea of Indian food with authentic recipes served in bright and stylish surroundings.

The cooking is executed with a light touch too, no heavy ghee-based sauces here but an altogether healthier approach – but not at the cost of flavour. Both delicious and affordable.

Dishes served here are simple, healthy and delicious using the finest and freshest ingredients. Thai people love their street food and Street Thai is the most authentic way of eating and experiencing Thai food. Set menu is available every day except Saturday with two courses at £9.75 and three courses at £11.75.

Street Thai, 5 & 20 Brighton Square, Brighton, BN1 1HD, 01273 207444

Up to 50% off your food bill Table Pouncer

Table Pouncer has teamed up with Latest 7 to offer diners up to 50% off their food bill.

Register for free and take advantage of great savings. Participating restaurants change all the time, so check back and see whether your favourite is there. From Italian and Chinese to seafood and more, eating out has just got a lot more affordable. http://thelatest.co.uk/tablepouncer

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A sneak preview of shows from the Latest TV team, online now at www.thelatest.tv & coming soon to Channel 8

With Val Aviv

★ARIES {Mar 21–Apr 20}

It’s not been an easy ride but it won’t be long before you get to really breathe in the fresh winds of change. Making those appointments and keeping up with a steady stream of contacts will help you network your way out of a sticky spot. Liberation is coming.

★TAURUS {Apr 21–May 21}

You have the stamina and the self-assertion to break the back of work projects, ideally without the looming watchful eye of authority figures. You may be working better on your own now but when you need others, you’re going to wish you nurtured those relationships.

★GEMINI {May 22–June 21}

Who’s the fairest of them all? Currently, you are! But you’re not just a pretty face. A fated meeting of minds has surprisingly romantic undertones, especially as the desirable Mars is prominently placed to gravitate toward the wonders of love.

★CANCER {June 22–July 22}

Your tough outer shell can be as much a tomb of imprisonment as it can be a protective mechanism. You may have to confront a ghost from the past. Skeletons that you left festering in the cupboards of your psyche may now re-surface as you need to deal with them.

★LEO {July 23–Aug 22}

No amount of keeping a low profile will enable you to escape the clash of wills that is bound to surface this week. Any ego attachment to idealistic causes may come up against opposition from the cold hard facts of day. The real world may be trying to teach you a lesson.

★VIRGO {Aug 23–Sep 22}

You may have failed to honour a promise or fulfill an obligation that won’t be forgotten lightly, least of all by you. If you want that friendship to move to the next level there’s every chance it could, but it may have its price, which could bring change.

★LIBRA {Sep 23–Oct 22}

This week’s obstacles are drawing your attention to ongoing issues surrounding partnerships and career. It may feel right to make a break from the past, but don’t demonise everything that’s been – some things are worth holding on to.

★SCORPIO {Oct 23–Nov 21}

While you often inflict a black-or-white view upon the world, the current areas of activity are definitely lurking in shades of murky grey. You may have to embrace both change and a degree of self-enquiry. That which you deem clear-cut is probably a false assessment.

★SAGITTARIUS {Nov 22–Dec 20}

You can make a financial leap but you may be required to lay it all on the line. While gambling at life may be your middle name, you’ve been a tad conservative lately. You may need to let go of the past and redefine your values.

★CAPRICORN {Dec 21–Jan 19}

Power struggles may surface around partnerships if you feel your demands cannot be met. However, everyone could have demands, and now may be a good time to explore the ego attachments of others. Staying busy at work will keep you out of trouble.

★AQUARIUS {Jan 20–Feb 19}

Having an inflated sense of what is realistically achievable may mean you have overstretched yourself at work. Be aware of the health risks involved in over-indulgence. You may need to slow it down a bit, as the opposition of the Sun and Pluto ensure.

★PISCES {Feb 20–Mar 20}

You may have been getting away with murder lately. Perhaps you are feeling rather invincible? There is no ‘i’ in team and, if you haven’t been playing fair this week, you may uncover a harsh truth about your standing amongst your peers.

Val Aviv is the presenter for Brighton Lights on Latest TV www.thelatest.tv For more astrological insights and monthly horoscopes visit www.valaviv.com or for a personal astrological reading contact Val Aviv at: astrology@valaviv.com

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Behind the scenes of Latest TV with Tim Ridgway

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don’t often get on my high horse. But there’s nothing more likely to get me mounting my faithful steed than when tradition is mindlessly dumped to one side.

After a while out of the saddle, it only took a relatively minor thing for me to go all high ho silver.

See, recently I moved to Shoreham.

It’s a nice town – full of friendly folk, a lovely beach and lots of places where you can get a decent pint. But quiet life in the seaside town was disturbed recently thanks to strange goings-on at the Ropetackle building near the Norfolk Bridge.

Virtually overnight, the letters spelling out ‘Ropetackle’ on the side of the building were removed. They were replaced with ‘Basepoint’, the name of the company that bought the building in 2012. As they might say in The Archers, a right ruckus was caused.

The company, which provides business support across the region, maintained it had done nothing wrong and got permission for the alterations. But locals get very funny about change, especially about something historical. Just ask people in Brighton about the Palace Pier. The Ropetackle holds a similar hold over the people of Shoreham.

Its name comes from a historic area of the town, where its residents used to mend fishing nets, sails and ropes. Apparently, according to someone with a lot more time on their hands than me, the title has been used since the 16th century.

Recently the area went through a sizeable redevelopment, with the creation of a new housing complex with office space and a community-run arts venue. Things have been far from easy for the latter.

But thanks to people power, the arts centre remains in use and attracts some big names from across the world of music, comedy and politics. All of which gives an indication as to why locals are foaming at the mouth at the sudden change.

Perhaps it also explains why Yours Truly decided to go all Dick Turpin and ride into town to find out what was going on.

Armed with a little camera, the first person I met was radio DJ-turned-local personality Mike Mendoza, who also happens to be the councillor for the area. He summed up what public feeling was in just a few seconds: “I’ve been inundated with calls, emails, texts, everything – it’s gone crazy. This has always been known as Ropetackle, long before these buildings were here.”

He wasn’t the only one, and within minutes I had people from all walks of life – including the mayor of Worthing – giving me chapter and verse on why change was bad, especially when no warning was given.

Think: telling a builder he’s not allowed a bacon sandwich. Or taking an ice cream from a toddler.

Every right-minded person knows you can’t just rename a local landmark overnight without causing some form of controversy.

Personally, I fail to see how Basepoint thought what they were doing was acceptable.

I’m sure all the firm’s bosses thought they were doing was creating a little bit more advertising for the company which actually owns the building. But, given the hold the title has on people’s hearts, at least ask people first.

Otherwise, it will lead to the inevitable outburst followed by the even more inevitable public climb-down, accompanied with a promise that what existed initially will be restored.

But, even with hindsight in my back pocket and a lofty view from my high horse, without such moments, local news wouldn’t be half as much fun, interesting or important.

I’m looking forward to covering more tales like this when Latest TV comes to freeview channel 8 this summer ...

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WHAT’S ON MUSIC CHART, REVIEWS&BOOKINGS

To listen to the chart and submit your track, go to www.thelatest.co.uk/music-chart

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Latest Brighton Download Chart

TOP 20

Black Rooster Black Shag have taken the top spot again! Listen online to hear the full chart and submit your own tracks.

1 Black Rooster Black Shag Run Baby 2 Black Rooster Black Shag Amsterdam 3 Trilby Valentine 4 The Black Fields The Fighter 5 DIRTY WEEKEND in Brighton Dirty Weekend in Brighton 6 DIRTY WEEKEND in Brighton ‘FRANKIE’ 7 DIRTY WEEKEND in Brighton BEN SHERMAN (Style man from Brighton) 8 The Speak Beautiful People 9 tenek No Time For Fighting (JAB EDIT) 10 The Last Cry Rebekka 11 The Speak You Say 12 Freudstein Sister Sleaze 13 KontraPunkt Shelter In The Fog 14 The Dead Reds Stand Up 15 Maria Mcateer – Her Night At Noon Drink The Pain Away 16 Legs MC Thats It Me Dun (My Retirement Song) 17 Mike Black No Visible Scars (For John Martyn) 18 dj h Ultrabeat Groove 19 The Silence Barriers 20 Swarf Parlour Tricks SUBM YOURIT MUSIC & videos

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SUNNY DELIGHT

DYLAN HOWE’S SUBTERRANEANS

The Verdict, 26 Sept 2014, £tbc, 01273 674847 Acclaimed British jazz drummer who formerly played with Ian Dury and Wilko Johnson goes on tour with his new band, to promote an album of songs taken from David Bowie’s classic albums Low and Heroes. New Designs On Bowie’s Berlin sees the quintet – including international saxophonist, Andy Sheppard – reimagining the instrumental tracks from those records, basking in the atmospheric and cinematic sounds that so inspired Bowie in the mid ’70s.

AVERY SUNSHINE The Old Market, 21 June 2014 ✪✪✪✪✪

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he summer solstice ended perfectly in the company of a fine, yet relatively unknown, American soul singer. Accompanied by jazzy guitarist Dana Johnson, the gospel influence was strong throughout with her soft, funky electric piano arrangements recalling Donny Hathaway. Thoroughly engaging, she addressed us all as family and transformed the audience into a three-part choir on a medley of Michael, Luther and Aretha favourites.

A tribute to the late Gerry Goffin saw her make ‘Natural Woman’ her own, and every original had the golden glow of a mid-’70s Stevie Wonder classic. A class act that deserves wider recognition.

Steve Clements

MICHAEL NESMITH

Hove Town Hall, 20 Sept 2014, £29.70, 0844 847 1515, www.hovecentre.co.uk He’s released 15 solo albums, he’s had his songs covered by Run DMC and Andy Williams, he starred in Alex Cox’s cult classic Repo Man, he wrote the music for one of the first ever music videos and even helped launch MTV. Nevertheless, Michael Nesmith will always be known as the one from The Monkees who wore a woolly hat.

ALT-J

Brighton Centre, 23 Sept 2014, £22, 0844 847 1515, www.brightoncentre.co.uk Having ridden An Awesome Wave to win the Mercury Music Prize in 2012, the only art-rock band named after a keyboard shortcut now set out on tour with a new record in the wings. Never ones to be pigeon-holed, last week the Leeds band wrongfooted everyone’s second album expectations with a new single featuring a Miley Cyrus sample.

UK FOO FIGHTERS

Concorde 2, 26 July 2014, £10, 01273 673311, www.concorde2.co.uk Capturing Dave Grohl’s growl and goatie, this is the “most authentic Foo Fighters tribute band on the planet”. How many are there?

ELKIE BROOKS

Arguably the female voice of the early ’80s, Elkie Brooks rasped out gut-wrenching tales of heartbreak that we’ve all gone through with dignity and elegance. Even at nearly 70, and after being in the business for 55 years, she still captivated the crowd, who lavished her with cries of “You’ve still got it, Elkie, we love you!”. Couldn’t agree more. She has the voice and figure of a 25 year old. It was an honour to sing along to ‘Fool If You Think It’s Over’, ‘Don’t Cry Out Loud’, ‘Pearl’s A Singer’, ‘No More The Fool’ and ‘We’ve Got Tonight’.

Theatre Royal Brighton, 18 June ✪✪✪✪✪ Jaynie Ralph

AUSTENTATIOUS

An improvised show based on the style of Jane Austen – how novel!

Excusing the pun, this show has some major issues. A) the topic: in picking a single style it limits the amount of actual improvisation you can do. The characters appeared preordained, and the plot appeared slightly rehearsed in places with the odd topical reference shoe-horned in. This has a direct implication on B) the length. An hour long (not a problem), but at nearly £15 a ticket not really value for money. Chuckles more than belly laughs. Admirable, but missed the mark for me.

Connaught Studio, Worthing, 21 June ✪✪✪✪✪ Lee Stevens

>CLUB HIGHLIGHTS< Don’t miss our pick of Brighton after dark C’EST SOIR A brand new club night in three parts – one DJ handles the disco, soul and Motown, another does the indie and rock ’n’ roll, and a third smooths things off with some R ’n’ B and modern pop.

Somehow all this is mixed with a Parisian theme and the promise of shared crystal skull cocktails.

Funfair, Fri 4 July, 10pm, £7/5/3 PEOPLE ARE PEOPLE The other week they did the Beastie Boys, now the theme of dedicated DJ nights continues with a Depeche Mode special.

Basically, it’s DJs Heathen, Mendees and Virus playing tunes by the Essex synth-rockers – alongside contemporaries such as Human League, Talk Talk and The Cult, etc.

Sticky Mike’s Frog Bar, Fri 4 July, 11pm, £5 LOVE BEAT This Dirty Bird special features Justin Martin, the San Francisco DJ and producer and co-founder of the house music record company. He’s backed up tonight by labelmates Kill Frenzy and Cause & Affect.

Coalition, Sat 5 July, 11pm, £10

WAREHOUSE House and techno night headlined

by No Artificial Colours, a house and techno duo from South East London brought together by their love of house and techno. Support comes from house and techno DJ Gavin Herlihy. You get the idea.

Audio, Sat 5 July, 11pm, £10/7/5

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Sarah Brightman. Asher and Brightman conducted the massed choirs, in aid of a charity for Young Onset Parkinson’s Disease.

Saturday 12 July 2014, 8pm All Saints Church, Hove Tickets: £20/£16/£5 under-16s (unreserved seating); group discounts available www.bfc.org.uk www.brightonticketshop.com Dome Box Office: 01273 709709

STAGE: NEW VENTURE THEATRE

Brighton Festival Chorus Choir

STAGE: BRIGHTON FESTIVAL CHORUS Leading choir to appear in European premiere following Brighton Festival success

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ollowing a grand achievement in this year’s Brighton Festival, Brighton Festival Chorus proudly announced it will perform Malcolm Hawkins’ ‘Martha And Lazarus’ in a grand finale of its 2013-14 season. This experimental new work will be presented, as a European premiere, alongside Maurice Duruflé’s ‘Requiem’ and Ralph Vaughan Williams’ ‘The Lark Ascending’.

The massed voices of Brighton Festival Chorus will be joined by the Orpheus Sinfonia and Benjamin Baker (on violin), under the expert baton of James Morgan. This concert will round off BFC’s 2013-14 season on home territory.

This is the fourth concert that BFC is performing in Brighton and Hove in 2014. It follows the resounding success of its March promotion featuring John Rutter’s ‘Requiem’ and ‘Mass Of The Children’, its performance in the Brighton Festival of Arvo Pärt’s ‘Litany’ with the City of London Sinfonia and the Hilliard Ensemble, and its appearance in the closing

concert of the Brighton Festival where the Chorus was splendidly showcased in two great works, Bernstein’s ‘Chichester Psalms’ and Stravinsky’s ‘Symphony Of Psalms’ with the renowned Philharmonia Orchestra.

Each year, BFC promotes two or three concerts locally in Brighton and Hove, alongside its work in the Brighton Festival and busy schedule of engagements. This season alone, the schedule includes performances in Northern France of the Verdi ‘Requiem’, which will be performed in Thurrock on 3–4 July with the Orchestre de Picardie and Orchestre de Bretagne, conducted by Arie van Beek, and joined by Thurrock Community Choir as part of a European cultural exchange.

BFC, along with the London Symphony Chorus, performed to a full house in Symfunny at the Royal Albert Hall on 4 June along with such stars as Al Murray, Armstrong and Miller, Alfie Boe, Rebecca Ferguson, Jane Horrocks, Jane Asher and

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After their own huge success in Brighton Fringe 2014 and multiple sell-out shows, New Venture Theatre is announcing a limited second run of Hedwig And The Angry Inch as part of Brighton Pride 2014.

“It’s hard to think of a show that better embodies the values of acceptance, tolerance, love, and lust for life that make up the Pride movement. Hedwig has it all,” said director Frank Leon. The show’s Fringe review described it emphatically as “highly recommended”.

Internationally ignored song stylist Hedwig Schmidt is an East German rock ’n' roll goddess who also happens to be the victim of

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a botched sex-change operation.

Backed by hard-rocking band The Angry Inch on their East Sussex Tour, Hedwig tells us of her life’s search for “the origin of love” and the people who have made her the woman she is today.

Sugar daddies, punk idols, downtrodden Eastern European drag queens and the soulmate who stole her songs to achieve rock star fame, all put in an appearance. It’s a rocking ride; funny, touching and ultimately inspiring to anyone who has felt that life gave them an inch when they deserved a mile.

Brighton Pride is a Community Interest Company (CIC) promoting equality and diversity, and advances education to eliminate discrimination against the lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender (LGBT) community.

New Venture Theatre is a charity theatre based in Brighton and run entirely by volunteers; it has won several local awards over the years. The NVT was founded more than 50 years ago to provide education and experience to anyone wanting to get involved in theatre, and to bring affordable performing arts to the local community.

Latest magazine’s reviewers gave the show an emphatic four stars and described it as “a captivating, funny and excellently executed show ... a unique revival that felt fresh and truly exciting.”

“Hedwig’s search for ‘the origin of love’ is obviously a tumultuous one, but with this outstanding cast of actors and exceptional live band you’ll want to follow her to the finish,” said BroadwayBaby.

Be sure to catch this unique theatre experience on its limited second run.

New Venture Theatre’s second amateur production of Hedwig And The Angry Inch runs from 31 July to 3 August 2014 See www.newventure.org.uk for more information.

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WHAT’S ON COMEDY&FILM, ART&EVENTS

COMEDY: LUCY PORTER Lucy Porter takes some time out to chat with Victoria Nangle about her Edinburgh preview at the Caroline Of Brunswick Hello! How are you today?

Marvellous thank you, I’m actually writing this from my holiday balcony in Majorca. Cheers! (I’m raising a glass of sangria in your direction.)

I love that your show is called Me Time. Do you ever get any?

I sort of hate the phrase ‘me time’, but it is appropriate for this show because being on stage is now the most relaxing part of my day.

I find working much easier and less stressful than looking after my children. Even the most demanding audience member doesn’t smear banana all over my legs or inexplicably punch me in the head.

Also, show time is the time when I get to tell people what I think and sound authoritative. Nowadays I find conversation too baffling as I have utterly lost touch with all cultural references. I get Little Mix confused with The Saturdays, and I can only name one Kardashian.

Surely honing this work-in-progress show must eat into your ‘me time’ hugely. How do you balance that?

This break in Majorca is my only week off in a year. That said, I only work two or three days and nights a week, so I can’t really grumble. Plus I love my job and I get to work in ace pubs like the Caroline Of Brunswick.

I also hide from my family in the bathroom if it's all getting too much.

What is your favourite guilty indulgence?

Apart from hiding in the bathroom?

Alcohol? Cheese? I went vegan for a while and realised that my diet is 98% cheese. I also play a game called Bookworm on my phone.

I could have written a novel the length of War And Peace if I hadn't wasted so much time on it.

What are your ambitions for

the rest of 2014 – personally and professionally?

Professionally I just want to get through the summer: I’m doing my own show at the Edinburgh Festival, plus writing and producing a play there called The Fair Intellectual Club.

I’m having a break from touring in the autumn so I hope to finish writing my novel then. Personally, I aim to memorise all the world capitals, US state capitals and kings and queens of England. And do lots of pub quizzes. I also plan to see more of my friends. I’ve neglected my social life for work and family over the past few years. I have warned my friends I’ll only see them if they come to pub quizzes with me though.

A lot of people question the value of seeing a preview. What do you think the audience gets from it?

Well, preview shows tend to be cheaper for a start. They’re also sillier and more fun. Yes, there will be bits that don’t work, but you get to see the creative process and you could be in at the start of a masterpiece. It’s like being allowed to watch a Da Vinci being painted.

And you can join in with the creative process – the final show will be shaped by your reactions. You wouldn’t have been allowed to grab a paintbrush and give the Mona Lisa a bigger grin.

What’s your favourite thing about playing preview shows?

It feels like starting stand-up again because you can’t fall back on old material, so it’s very exciting.

I tend to incorporate a quiz, so naturally that gives me tremendous pleasure.

TOTALLY COMPREHENSIVE!

Last year people had to identify the two most famous characters portrayed by Dave Prowse and identify which county Derby is in.

What is the silliest thing that made you laugh out loud recently?

Someone told me a pub joke I hadn’t heard before. A woman gets on to the bus with her baby and the driver says: “That’s the ugliest child I’ve ever seen.” The woman takes a seat at the back of the bus. Fuming and indignant she turns to the man next to her and says: “That driver just said something really offensive to me.”

The man says: “Well don't you stand for it, go and tell him off!

Don’t worry, I’ll hold your monkey.”

What’s your favourite use of ‘me time’ you’ve ever heard from friends and family?

I guess it would be a good way to describe defecation, micturition and masturbation. I think it's best used ironically when you have to do something really unpleasant like drain an abscess or unblock a U-bend.

Lucy Porter: Me Time, Caroline Of Brunswick, Friday 3 July, 8pm, £6

COMEDY: THE MAYDAYS – OH BOY! Local improv troupe do a special show in homage to Al, Ziggy and Sam Beckett (the time-travelling do-gooder, not the minimalist playwright) from the classic sci-fi series Quantum Leap. Jumping from one audience suggestion to another, the team of comics bring in some guest stars to help them to put right what once went wrong.

Komedia, 4 & 5 July, 8pm, £10/8 COMEDY: ANGELA BARNES + ROMESH RANGANATHAN A double bill of top-notch comedians, both working up their routines in preparation for Edinburgh Festival.

Caroline Of Brunswick, Sat 5 July, 7.45pm, £6.50/£5 EVENT: PADDLE ROUND THE PIER What started in 1996 with a group of surfers racing around the West Pier has now grown into a two-day annual beach festival with live bands, urban sports, kids’ entertainment and even its own ukulele stage. As ever, the shoreline will be crammed with a flotilla of surf boards, canoes, kayaks and dinghies – all paddling for victory.

Hove Lawns, 5 & 6 July, Free EVENT: YELLOW VINTAGE FAIR More than 120 stalls selling vintage clothes, records, homeware goods and probably anything you could want that’s both stylish and old.

There's also live music from Americana act Catballou and retro hairdressers as well as classic cars and caravans.

Brighton Racecourse, Sun 6 July, 10am, £3

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FILM: THE ANOMALY (15) Dir: Noel Clarke British sci-fi action film starring vamp-hunk Ian Somerhalder as an ex-soldier who wakes up in the back of a van with only a few minutes to work out why he’s there.

Who captured him? Who is the kidnapped boy beside him? Why was he in an experimental medical

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be revealed by the study of ambiguous, replicated imagery.

Naked Eye Gallery, 5 Farm Mews, Farm Road, 01273 204800, 5-30 July ART: EAST SUSSEX OPEN This annual open submission exhibition will this year display the work of 34 East Sussex artists selected by Towner Exhibitions Curator, Sanna Moore, and two guest selectors.

Towner Gallery, Eastbourne, 01323 434670, 4 July-14 Sept.

unit? How does co-star Brian Cox fit into all this?

Released on Fri 4 July Showing at Cineworld and Odeon FILM: TAMMY (15) Dir: Ben Falcone A comedy road movie macguffined into motion when Bridesmaids’ Melissa McCartney is fired from her burger bar job and finds her husband getting friendly with the neighbour.

She spends the rest of the movie getting in and out of scrapes with her alcoholic, flirtatious grandma (played by Susan Sarandon), while on route to visit Niagara Falls.

Released on Fri 4 July Showing at Cineworld and Odeon ART: SARAH SHAW Brighton-based artist working with oil, whose new paintings are inspired by the Rorschach inkblot tests and the theory behind them – that the subconscious/unconscious mind can

MUSIC: THE DANDY WARHOLS American alt-rockers who will forever be associated with ‘Bohemian Like You’ recently released a live album, Thirteen Tales From Urban Bohemia Live At The Wonder, recorded during the 13th anniversary tour of that breakthrough album. Still somewhat decadent, still a little bit irreverent, still a great live band.

Mon 7 July, Concorde 2, 7.30pm, £15

MUSIC: THE SLACKERS Underground ska band from New York who have ploughed a very distinct furrow since the mid-’90s, a band that also take in reggae and rock, a style that they have called “Jamaican rock ’n’ roll”.

Sat 5 July, Bermuda Triangle, 7pm, £15 For full details of film times: www.odeon.co.uk www.picturehouses.co.uk www.cineworld.co.uk www.worthingtheatres.co.uk

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De La Soul

MUSIC: LOVE SUPREME Jeff Hemmings on jazz legends and vintage soul

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ack after its inaugural launch last year, Love Supreme is billed as Britain’s only major greenfield jazz festival, although this is jazz in the loosest sense of the word, with acts ranging from De La Soul to Imelda May due to perform over the five stages. Situated in the picturesque setting of Glynde Place, just a couple of miles outside Lewes, last year’s event was certainly helped by brilliant sunshine and the inclusion of Chic on the bill who, having floored Glastonbury the previous month with perhaps the performance of the festival, did the same at Love Supreme – a performance that was literally jam-packed full of classic songs and hits.

Headlining the Sunday, daisy-age hip-hoppers De La Soul bring along a ten-piece band, while the brilliant pianist Jamie Cullum headlines the Friday night. Also on the main stage you can see vintage soul funkers Incognito, Soul II Soul, UK jazzer Courtney Pine, Brighton’s very own soul diva Alice Russell, and the Mercury Music Prize-nominated Laura Mvula.

The Big Top has more of a true jazz flavour, and here you can see the likes of John Schofield Uberjam, Dave Holland’s Prism, Lalah Hathaway, Gregory Porter, the Christian Mcbride Trio and Curtis Stigers.

Over at The Arena stage there’s an eclectic line-up of alternative and cutting-edge acts such as Polar Bear, Hidden Orchestra, Melt Yourself Down and The Computers. And Brighton’s The Verdict Jazz Club are once again curating the Bandstand stage.

A new stage for 2014 is the Matua Sessions, curated by Jazz FM Live and Vintage Remix on the Saturday and Jazz FM’s Blues & Boogie on the Sunday, plus a classic album playback on each day. Late-night club nights are brought to you by Jazz FM on the Friday, Brighton’s Tru Thoughts label on the Saturday (celebrating their 15th birthday) and the Jazz Rooms Soundsystem on the Sunday, led by British jazz-dancer legend and Brighton resident Russ Dewbury.

Various ticket packages are available, including day tickets, weekend tickets, glamping and VIP options, and family tickets.

4-6 July, Glynde Place. For more information visit the website: www.lovesupremefestival.com

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WHAT’S ON CLUBS & GIGS

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BRIGHTON NOISE

On the changing face of Brighton clubbing

Chris Kuzmiski on the week’s best gigs

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f you’re looking for a club night in Brighton that’s a little different, you’re gonna have to start looking a whole lot harder. A mere month after the unreasonable closure of The Blind Tiger due to the complaints of a single resident, it was announced last week that two more clubs were shutting down: Digital and Bermuda Triangle.

The neighbouring Kings Road Arches venues were bought out by a consortium of local operators; the same people who bought Honey Club last year and turned it into Shooshh. The seafront site is likely to continue as a club, but the focus will no doubt be on straight-up commercial clubbing. If you want a clue as to what form that might take, have a look at how Shooshh markets itself: “The city's first real VIP super club.”

To be fair, Digital hadn’t really been doing much for a while, and Bermuda Triangle had only been going for six months or so. But seen in the light of a long line of closures, the news is disappointing.

Let’s recap: ten years ago, Brighton’s club scene was looking relatively perky, coasting as it was on the long comedown of the big beat boom. Then the Gloucester became a barfly and got squashed. Two years later, Brighton’s only metal venue, Engine Rooms, was replaced by a cheesy R’n’B club which shut down soon after. In the same year the award-winning Ocean Rooms was closed amidst fights and council rulings – before a series of shortlived stints as Bloc, The Yard and Psychosocial. Smack came and went without much of a trace. The Pav Tav gave up the ghost. Tube and Life have been out of action for a while, and Coalition was bought last October by London’s Eclectic Bar Group.

Now for the good news: Audio is still going strong, at least for very young crowds into house and hip-hop. Unlike its predecessors, Sticky Mike’s has established itself as a decent place for both gigs and club nights (maybe they’ll be pushing the latter even more so now) while the Green Door Store still hasn’t put a foot wrong since it landed in 2011 – free entrance every night is not something you can argue with. Meanwhile The Volks has quietly stuck to its policy of very loud drum’n’bass and jungle, like its punters were in a nuclear bunker oblivious to anything going on topside.

Even if the West Street vibe has finally conquered the seafront stretch, we'd like to think these things are cyclical. We’ll be holing ourselves up inland until the tide turns.

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n Tuesday we get allBest Friends singing all-dancing garage/surf rock indiepoppers, Best Friends.

They are gracing the stage at Sticky Mike’s, presuming they haven’t split up amid the kind of internal strife that make Guns & Roses look like breakfast television. Still at Sticky Mike’s, but on Wednesday, is a smorgasbord of all things noisy, hasty and impolite. Headliners Our People Versus Yours are bringing the metalcore from its spiritual home in Essex, and the supports Black Art, Richa and Moodhoover may or may not be bands from somewhere, either spiritual or homely. “Don’t believe the hype”, according to grand hip-hop mage Chuck D. Wise words, Mr D. Is there any hype for Gallows anymore? They legendarily signed a record deal for a meagre one million quid, recorded a thoroughly divisive album and then, well ... nothing too noteworthy. The Green Door Store on Thursday is probably the best place to discuss the issue with them; you might want to carefully word that, mind. Also that night is a cosy evening of local-ish bands at The Hope. It’s all things ‘indie’ in the names of Foxer, Dirt Royal, Sanity FM and Hijack Stories, and you never know, one of them might be headlining Glasto next year?

Is there something in the water, or are the apparently de-politicised youth finally getting their teeth? There seems to be a swathe of angry gigs this week and London’s Pariso are no exception. It all kicks off at The Hope on Friday with equally livid labelmates Svalbarduk and clever posthardcore types Escucha. A great thing about metal is its bands’ abilities to outlast other genres. A Britpop band going in 2014 is pretty rare, and largely terrifying. You wouldn’t even question that Soulfly are still playing, and are still big enough to headline The Haunt this Saturday. Max Cavalera is one of those people that never looked young in the first place, so it’s not like he’s become your embarrassing uncle or anything. Best check Brazil aren’t playing that night or there will be a long gap between bands.

And finally, on Monday, planet-sized egos of studied cool The Dandy Warhols are seeing fit to allow us access to them at Concorde 2. They might put the effort in, they might not. They will definitely take any spare pharmaceuticals you have lying around but that doesn’t mean they’ll be nice, or even acknowledge you. Got it? Party on ...

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tuesday 1 Shopgirls: The True Story Of Life Behind The Counter BBC2, 9pm Dr Pamela Cox reveals how the lives of shopgirls were revolutionised in the early 20th century. Venturing behind the scenes of some of our most iconic department stores, Pamela discovers how feisty shopgirls rebelled against their working conditions and demanded more.

The Auction House Channel 4, 9pm One man’s trash is another man’s treasure at Lots Road Auction House in Chelsea. Long-serving valuer Bob takes a gamble on a shipping tycoon’s rococo-style bedroom suite: descriptions range from ‘dictator-chic’ to ‘a monstrosity’. Bob’s conviction starts to flail as auction day approaches. It’s a risky business!

The Mindy Project E4, 9.30pm Mindy Kaling flexes her comedy muscles as the eponymous protagonist. In this episode, Morgan makes the selfdeprecating claim that anybody who sleeps with him will immediately find love with somebody else. Curious Mindy trials his claim, but is she playing with fire? A Morgan scorned ...

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Crimewatch Roadshow 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Claimed And Shamed 11.30 Operation Hospital Food With James Martin 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Wimbledon 2014 4.30 MOTD Live: F1 V E2 (TBC)

6.05am Homes Under The Hammer 7.05 Animal Park 7.35 MOTD: Fifa World Cup Highlights 8.20 Helicopter Heroes: New Cases 9.05 Watchdog 10.05 Watchdog Test House 10.35 HARDtalk 11.00 BBC News 11.30 Daily Politics 12.30pm Wimbledon 2014

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Peter Andre’s 60 Minute Makeover 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

8.00 Today At Wimbledon John Inverdale presents action from the women’s quarter-finals. At this stage in 2013, German Sabine Lisicki followed up her shock victory over Serena Williams by beating Kaia Kanepi to reach the last four.

9.00 Shopgirls: The True Story Of Life Behind The Counter See highlights.

10.00 QI The panel quiz show about ‘quite interesting’ facts.

10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Police Under Pressure With exclusive access to both officers on the ground and the most senior ranks, this episode follows South Yorkshire Police as they attempt to lower crime with drastically reduced resources.

As the pressure mounts, so the stress begins to show – in both the declining morale of ordinary officers and in the growing divisions among senior ranks over what to do.

12.20am The Super League Show Tanya Arnold presents highlights and analysis from the latest round of matches in the Super League.

Wigan take on local rivals St Helens in one of the biggest derby matches of the season, as both teams vie for the top spot on the table.

1.05 MOTD: Fifa World Cup Replay 4.00 I Was There: The Great War Interviews – Learning Zone 5.00 Play On! 5.30 Your Paintings 5.55 Wonders Of Nature: Frogs – Diversity

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News & Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Concern increases for missing Cain. Megan gets the measure of Leyla. There is a surprise in store for Diane.

7.30 Love Your Garden Alan Titchmarsh, David Domoney, Frances Tophill and Katie Rushworth come to the rescue of Claire and Ian Estick.

Five years ago their younger son Daniel died in hospital from septicaemia. Devastated by their loss, they started a charity, and running the charity and fundraising mean that tending to their garden has had to take a back seat. Having packed the couple off for a few days, Alan sets about organising a dramatic transformation.

8.30 FIFA World Cup 2014 Live Live coverage of the last-16 match between the winner of Group H and the runner-up in Group G from the Arena Fonte Nova in Salvador.

11.15 ITV News; Weather 11.55 Tales From Northumberland With Robson Green Eight-part series in which Robson Green travels the length and breadth of his home county of Northumberland to discover how this mystical place has played a unique role in shaping contemporary Britain.

12.20 Jackpot247 3.00 Loose Women 3.45 ITV Nightscreen 4.15 May The Best House Win 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Children’s television 7.10 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Little Princess 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Big Brother 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.10 FILM: Killer Flood (2003) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Whale Adventure With Nigel Marven Nigel Marven follows a grey whale mother and her newborn calf as they undertake the longest mammal migration on earth, over 5,000 miles up the Pacific coast of N. America from Mexico to Alaska.

8.00 The Dog Rescuers Documentary series following the work of RSPCA officers. Suzie gets a call to remove an abandoned dog from a back garden. The dog’s irate owner, however, is insistent that the dog is well looked after.

9.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation It’s the 300th episode!

A young woman is found bludgeoned to death in the home of the prime suspect from a 13 year old cold case.

10.00 Big Brother Highlights of the latest events inside the house. Emma Willis hosts.

11.00 Big Brother’s Bit On The Side A round-up of Big Brotherrelated news and debate.

12.00am Wentworth Prison Contemporary reimagining of a classic Australian prison drama series. 1.00 Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world. 1.10 SuperCasino 3.10 Emergency Bikers 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.20 Divine Designs 4.45 House Doctor 5.10 Nick’s Quest 5.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge

6.00am Football 12.30 First Fast Now 1.00 Football’s Greatest 1.30 Fantasy Football Club 2.00 Premier League Years 4.00 World Cup Report 4.30 Afternoon Update 5.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 6.00 Football Gold (x2) 6.30 Premier League Legends 7.00 World Cup Report 7.30 The Yorkshire Tour Challenge 8.30 Football’s Greatest International Teams 9.00 Sporting Heroes 10.00 Football’s Greatest 10.30 The Yorkshire Tour Challenge 11.30 Premier League Legends 12.00am Darts: Premier League 3.30 Football Gold (x2)

7.10 BBC News At Six 7.35 South East Today 8.00 EastEnders The Carters celebrate Linda’s birthday but her day takes an unexpected turn. After finding herself in dire straits, Carol is offered a risky way out.

8.30 Holby City Hospital drama.

Reeling from the news that Amy cheated on him, Raf demands that she take a paternity test. Zosia is struggling to keep her relationship on track, and Elliot fears he’s running out of time to finish his life’s work.

9.30 Miranda Sitcom starring and written by Miranda Hart. Miranda has been caring for her ill mother for five very long days. Trapped in her flat and being barked at by Penny, she is forced to think about her life regrets.

Before she has the chance to tick off her bucket list she gets ill, and Tilly, Gary and Stevie offer no sympathy.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Room 101 – Extra Storage Frank Skinner hosts. With guests Cilla Black, Hugh Dennis and Mel Giedroyc.

11.15 Live At The Apollo Series of cutting-edge stand-up comedy recorded at the Hammersmith Apollo.

11.45 MOTD: Fifa World Cup Highlights Highlights from the day’s World Cup matches.

12.30am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.45 BBC News

6.40am 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.05 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.30 The King Of Queens 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss Canada 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Come Dine With Me 1.40 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 2.40 Countdown 3.30 Deal Or No Deal 4.30 Draw It! 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks The McQueens come to terms with their life-changing news, but is everything as it seems?

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Location, Location, Location Kirstie and Phil catch up with young couple Wendy and Simon, who were desperate to find their first home in Derby, and their oldest ever house hunters Margot and Henry, in Berkshire.

9.00 The Auction House See highlights.

10.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA In this edition, Gordon heads to Queens, New York, where he finds a family torn apart by the stress of running failing Greek restaurant Kati Allo. Husband and wife owners Manny and Christine are on the brink of divorce, and daughter Evelyn is caught in the middle.

11.00 Undercover Boss USA The US version of the show where high-flying company executives go undercover and tiptoe around to ensure their businesses are in good shape. Employees, watch out!

12.00am Pokerstars.com PCA 1.00 KOTV Boxing 1.30 Trans World Sport 2.25 FIM World Superbikes 2.55 British GT 3.20 Triathlonguard Windsor Triathlon 4.15 SuperScrimpers 4.35 River Cottage Veg 5.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.55 Countdown

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Ashes Modern Day Classics 6.30 ICC World Twenty20 7.00 Sporting Heroes 8.00 Elite League Speedway 10.00 Super League Full Time 11.00 Ashes Modern Day Classics 11.30 The Ashes – England’s Best Days 12.30pm Elite League Speedway 2.30 Speedway Gold (x2) 3.00 Super League Full Time 4.00 Sporting Heroes 5.00 Live Twenty20 Natwest Blast 2014 9.00 Ashes Modern Day Classics 9.30 ICC World Twenty20 10.00 School Of Hard Knocks 11.00 Twenty20 Natwest Blast 2014 3.00am Sporting Heroes

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Football Gold (x4) 7.00 WWE Afterburn 8.00 Time Of Our Lives 9.00 Super League Full Time 10.00 Bass Fishing 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Extreme Sports: Surf Unleashed 12.00pm Speedway Gold (x2) 12.30 Super League (x7) 3.00 Speedway Gold (x2) 3.30 Time Of Our Lives 4.30 WWE Smackdown 6.30 Sporting Greats 7.00 Alpari World Match Racing Tour 8.00 Time Of Our Lives 9.00 Bass Fishing 10.00 Super League Backchat 10.30 Premier League Poker 11.30 Darts Gold (x2) 12.00am Time Of Our Lives 1.00 Bass Fishing 2.00 Premier League Poker 3.00 Alpari World Match Racing Tour 4.00 Bass Fishing 5.00 Darts Gold (x4) Louise Bevan

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7.00pm Don’t Tell The Bride 8.00 FILM: Meet The Parents (2000) 9.45 Russell Howard’s Good News Extra 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy 11.50 American Dad! (x2) 12.30am Russell Howard’s Good News 1.00 Backchat With Jack Whitehall & His Dad 1.30 Badults

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys (x2) 8.30 Commonwealth On Film 9.00 Rebels Of Oz: Germaine, Clive, Barry And Bob 10.00 FILM: RabbitProof Fence (2002) 11.25 Skippy: Australia’s First Superstar 12.25am A History Of Britain By Simon Schama

1.00pm Coronation Street 2.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 4.10 The Real Housewives Of Atlanta 5.05 The Millionaire Matchmaker 6.00 Dinner Date 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 I Wanna Marry ‘Harry’ 9.00 Hell’s Kitchen (x2) 10.55 Celebrity Juice 11.45 Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.40 Dads

10.40am Agatha Christie’s Marple 12.40pm Heartbeat 1.40 The Royal 2.45 The Return Of Sherlock Holmes 3.55 Agatha Christie’s Marple 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 The Little House 11.00 William And Mary 12.05am Agatha Christie’s Marple

5.00pm How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 The Big Bang Theory 8.30 How I Met Your Mother 9.00 New Girl 9.30 The Mindy Project – See highlights 10.00 First Dates 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Rules Of Engagement (x2)

1.25pm Location, Location, Location 2.30 Time Team (x2) 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away (x2) 6.50 Grand Designs 7.55 Grand Designs Revisited 9.00 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 10.00 Grand Designs Australia 11.05 24 Hours In A&E 12.10am Embarrassing Bodies

11.00am The Enemy Below (1957) 12.55pm Gun Fury (1953) 2.35 Donovan’s Reef (1963) 4.45 The Searchers (1956) 7.05 The Phantom (1996) 9.00 Conan The Barbarian (1982) 11.35 The Keep (1983) 1.25am 12 Rounds (2009)

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wednesday 2 Coast Australia BBC2, 9.10pm Neil Oliver investigates why nobody survived the attack on HMAS Sydney in its dramatic battle with a German raider in 1941. Tim Flannery finds 3-billionyear-old life in Shark Bay, and Xanthe Mallett heads to the Houtman Abrolhos islands to unearth the gruesome tale of the Dutch Batavia murders of 1629.

The Betrayers ITV1, 9pm Telling the stories of the victims who have suffered at the hands of people they have known, loved and trusted. Why do serial con artists often target those closest to them? From million-pound swindles to a schoolboy defrauding his own parents to a lie about a terminal illness, they’ll go to shocking extremes to scam.

I Wanna Marry ‘Harry’ ITV2, 9pm The wannabe ‘princesses’ continue on their quest for pseudo-celebrity romance. The women compete in a military boot camp obstacle course in an attempt to win one-on-one time with their ‘Harry’. However, Sir has got other ideas: he surprises one lady with a romantic dinner, and jealousy erupts. Meow!

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6.05am Homes Under The Hammer 7.05 Animal Park 7.35 MOTD: Fifa World Cup Highlights 8.20 Helicopter Heroes: New Cases 9.05 Antiques Roadshow 10.05 Watchdog Test House 10.35 Click 11.00 BBC News 11.30 Daily Politics 1.00pm Wimbledon 2014

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Peter Andre’s 60 Minute Makeover 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

8.00 Today At Wimbledon John Inverdale and guests take a look back at the day’s quarter-finals in the men’s draw at the All England Club.

9.10 Coast Australia See highlights.

10.00 Episodes Comedy series.

Filming on ‘Pucks!’ is drawing to a close and everyone is focused on what they will do next.

10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Shopgirls: The True Story Of Life Behind The Counter Dr Pamela Cox chronicles the journey of the shopgirl from an almost invisible figure in stark Victorian stores to being the beating heart of modern shops. 150 years ago, being served by a shopgirl was a strange new phenomenon. Pamela begins in the mid-19th century, when shops up and down the country were owned and staffed by men, and shop work was a closed world for most women.

12.20am Shopgirls: The True Story Of Life Behind The Counter Pamela goes on to learn about shopgirl Margaret Bondfield who, in the late 1890s, went undercover in shops to reveal the harshness of life behind the counter before rising to become Britain’s first woman cabinet minister.

1.20 Sign Zone: Welcome To Rio 2.20 Sign Zone: A Very British Airline 4.00 Regency Life: 3 Lives In 1 Day 4.30 Fit To Rule – Learning Zone 5.00 History Hunt 5.55 Wonders Of Nature: Knots – Flocking

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Adam and Ross learn they share the same agenda.

Leyla is given food for thought. Sam’s behaviour arouses suspicion.

7.30 Coronation Street Gail takes Michael under her wing. Nick has birthday plans for Leanne. Todd ruins Marcus’s plans with Liam.

8.00 All Star Mr & Mrs Phillip Schofield presents the classic game show in which three celebrity couples battle it out to win £30,000 for their chosen charity. Who knows the most about their other half?

9.00 The Betrayers See highlights.

10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 FILM: Hard Target (1993) Starring Jean-Claude Van Damme.

Martial arts adventure about a New Orleans merchant sailor who stumbles upon a deadly game in which groups of sadistic hunters pursue human prey. Approached by a young woman whose father has gone missing, the sailor agrees to help find him, but discovers that the father was a recent victim of one of these human hunts.

Taking on the chief hunter will test his martial arts skills to their limit.

12.20am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen 4.15 May The Best House Win 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Children’s television 7.10 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Little Princess 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Big Brother 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Nightmare At The End Of The Hall (2008) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Casey confronts Cheryl about who his real father is. She eventually sets both him and Brax straight about what went on in the past.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Police Interceptors Observational documentary series following the high-speed lawenforcement pursuit specialists of Lincolnshire. A violent man gives the interceptors the runaround after wreaking havoc in a hospital.

8.00 Brand New House For £5K Home makeover series. Linda Barker has a budget of £5,000 and a deadline of one week to repair and transform a three-bedroom house in north London into a stylish home for a single mother and her young son.

9.00 The Hotel Inspector Returns Documentary series. Alex Polizzi returns to the scene of some of her biggest challenges. She’s in Essex to revisit a family who were at loggerheads over their garish orange and green decor and failing business.

10.00 Big Brother Highlights of the latest events inside the house.

11.00 Big Brother’s Bit On The Side A round-up of Big Brother-related news and debate.

12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away!

4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.20 Divine Designs 4.45 House Doctor 5.10 Nick’s Quest 5.35 Great Scientists

6.00am Football 12.00pm World Cup Report 12.30 First Fast Now 1.00 Football’s Greatest 1.30 Fantasy Football Club 2.00 Premier League Years 4.00 World Cup Report 4.30 Afternoon Update 5.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 6.00 Football Gold (x2) 6.30 Premier League Legends 7.00 World Cup Report 7.30 The Yorkshire Tour Challenge 8.30 Sporting Rivalries (x3) 10.00 World Cup Report 10.30 The Yorkshire Tour Challenge 11.30 Premier League Legends 12.00am Premier League Darts 3.30 Football

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Matt Baker and Alex Jones.

8.00 Watchdog Consumer series.

The team investigates a car suspension system that’s breaking after just a few years and the diet pill that is more likely to affect your bank balance than your weight. Plus energy regulator Ofgem on why they haven’t done more to bring down bills.

9.00 Celebrity MasterChef Celebrities compete in a contest of culinary skill. Kiki Dee, Charley Boorman, Jason Connery, Christopher Biggins and Tina Hobley enter the final heat.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The White Widow: Searching For Samantha Documentary. Samantha Lewthwaite is one of the world’s most wanted terrorists. The widow of Jermaine Lindsay and one of the 7/7 bombers, she’s on the run, somewhere in Africa, charged with conspiracy to cause explosions.

11.30 A Question Of Sport: Super Saturday Jason Manford hosts the family entertainment sports show.

12.10am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.15 BBC News

6.40am 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.05 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.30 The King Of Queens 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss Canada 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Come Dine With Me 1.40 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 2.40 Countdown 3.30 Deal Or No Deal 4.30 Draw It! 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Sonny pushes Carmel to make a difficult decision.

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 This Old Thing: The Vintage Clothes Show A celebration of vintage fashion with Dawn O’Porter.

In this episode she meets Reading girl Emma, whose love of high street clothes has left her dissatisfied.

Dawn’s sewing workshop gives a bomber jacket a facelift and she gets to work on a 1940s tea dress.

9.00 One Born Every Minute Fly-on-the-wall documentary series.

The hospital corridors at Southmead turn blue as one young mum lets out all of her pent-up frustrations.

10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts.

11.00 My Granny The Escort Award-winning filmmaker Charlie Russell offers a frank, intimate and revealing portrait of three of Britain’s mature escorts: older women who choose to legally sell sex from hotel rooms and their homes.

12.00am Superstar DJs With Annie Mac Annie Mac documents the rise of the Superstar DJ. 12.30 The Simpsons 12.55 The Simpsons 1.20 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 2.15 FILM: Our Family Wedding (2010) Romantic comedy. 4.00 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures 4.05 Beat My Build 5.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.55 Countdown

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Ashes Modern Day Classics 6.30 ICC World Twenty20 7.00 Twenty20 Natwest Blast 2014 11.00 The Yorkshire Tour Challenge 11.30 ICC World Twenty20 12.00pm Twenty20 Natwest Blast 2014 4.00 Ashes Modern Day Classics 4.30 Total Rugby 5.00 The Yorkshire Tour Challenge 6.00 LIVE Twenty20 Natwest Blast 2014 10.00 School Of Hard Knocks 11.00 Total Rugby 11.30 Boots ‘n’ All 12.30am ICC World Twenty20 1.00 Twenty20 Natwest Blast 2014 5.00 Boots ‘n’ All

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Football Gold (x4) 7.00 WWE Vintage 8.00 Alpari World Match Racing Tour 9.00 Super League (x3) 10.00 British Showjumping Scope Festival 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Extreme Sports: Surf Unleashed 12.00pm Alpari World Match Racing Tour 1.00 Sporting Heroes 2.00 British Showjumping Scope Festival 3.00 Alpari World Match Racing Tour 4.00 WWE (x2) 6.00 Boots ‘n’ All 7.00 GAA Championship Review 8.00 Boots ‘n’ All 9.00 British Showjumping Scope Festival 10.00 GAA Championship Review 11.00 Max Power 12.00am Watersports World 1.00 Alpari World Match Racing Tour 2.00 Sporting Heroes 3.00 Max Power 4.00 Watersports World 5.00 Sporting Heroes Louise Bevan

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7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 FILM: Tron Legacy (2010) 10.00 Orphan Black 10.45 Family Guy (x2) 11.30 American Dad! (x2) 12.15am Russell Howard’s Good News 12.45 Orphan Black 1.30 Badults 1.55 Impractical Jokers (x2) 2.55 The Millionaire Preacher - Reggie Yates’s Extreme South Africa

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys 8.00 She-Wolves: England’s Early Queens 9.00 Majesty And Mortar: Britain’s Great Palaces 10.00 The Queen’s Castle 11.00 Swarm: Nature’s Incredible Invasions 12.00am Caravans: A British Love Affair 1.00 Parks And Recreation (x2)

12.30pm Emmerdale 1.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 4.10 The Real Housewives Of Atlanta 5.05 Big Rich Texas 6.00 Dinner Date 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x3) 9.00 I Wanna Marry ‘Harry’ - See highlights 10.00 The Only Way Is Essex 10.45 FILM: Quantum Of Solace (2008) 12.55am Two And A Half Men (x2)

9.20am Judge Judy (x3) 10.40 Agatha Christie’s Marple 12.40pm Heartbeat 1.45 The Royal 2.50 The Return Of Sherlock Holmes 3.55 Agatha Christie’s Marple 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Lewis 10.00 Wycliffe 11.00 William And Mary 12.05am Touched By Frost: Goodbye Jack

4.00pm Rude(ish) Tube (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 FILM: Night At The Museum 2 (2009) 10.10 Rude Tube 11.15 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.15am 2 Broke Girls 12.45 The Ricky Gervais Show

11.45am FILM: Man Behind The Gun (1952) 1.25pm Location, Location, Location 2.30 Time Team (x2) 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away (x2) 6.50 Grand Designs (x2) 9.00 OJ Simpson: Caught On Camera 10.00 9/11: The Lost Tapes 11.05 24 Hours In A&E 12.10am Embarrassing Bodies

11.00am Battle Cry (1955) 1.55pm The Robe (1953) 4.40 Action In The North Atlantic (1943) 7.15 Jumper (2008) 9.00 Red (2010) 11.10 Jackie Brown (1997) 2.10am Basket Case 2 (1989)

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thursday 3 The Honourable Woman BBC2, 9pm Drama starring Maggie Gyllenhaal, in which one woman struggles to right her father’s wrongs in a world of conspiracy and espionage. Businesswoman Nessa Stein is thrown into a game of political cat-and-mouse when a Palestinian businessman with close connections to her family’s empire is killed.

Beauty Queen Or Bust Channel 4, 9pm Mascara wands at the ready.

Following the many highs (and lows) of the UK rounds of the international Miss World competition, cameras follow three hopeful entrants in the Miss Hull heat; fish factory worker Lacy, 17-year-old chip shop worker Kiem, and budding businesswoman Lauren.

Nashville More4, 10pm Will’s album is an unprecedented success as it continues to scale the charts (Jeff Fordham is helping, of course). Rayna enlists Teddy’s help to organise a free gig to create a buzz around her debut, Highway 65. Avery, Zoe and Gunnar perform at a benefit gig for Sober House, and Avery plans to serenade Juliet. Bless.

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6.20am Homes Under The Hammer 7.20 Animal Park 8.20 Helicopter Heroes: New Cases 9.05 Escape To The Continent 10.05 Gardeners’ World 10.35 HARDtalk 11.00 BBC News 11.30 Daily Politics 12.30pm Wimbledon 2014

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Peter Andre’s 60 Minute Makeover 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show Presented

by Matt Baker and Alex Jones.

7.30 EastEnders With no other choice, a heartbroken Carol resorts to desperate measures. In her hour of need, Bianca finds herself in a surprising situation.

8.00 Traffic Cops Documentary series following the traffic police as they enforce the law on some of Britain’s busiest and most dangerous roads. In the fight against crime the latest weapon the cops have are headcams, allowing officers to gather evidence as they work.

9.00 Celebrity MasterChef The final heat continues as the four remaining celebrities battle for a place in the semi-finals. The celebrities must identify six types of sausage, before making and cooking sausages and onion gravy from scratch. The celebrities need to rely on their teamwork skills as well as their culinary ones to succeed.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Question Time David Dimbleby presents topical debate from Croydon.

11.35 This Week Andrew Neil, Michael Portillo and guests discuss the week’s top political stories.

12.20am Holiday Weatherview 12.25 BBC News

8.00 Today At Wimbledon Semi-final day for the women aiming to take one step closer to becoming the successor to Marion Bartoli.

9.00 The Honourable Woman See highlights.

10.00 Mock The Week With guests Rob Beckett, Susan Calman, Hal Cruttenden and Romesh Ranganathan.

10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Hot Property: Business Boomers With new homes being built at the fastest rate for a decade, business is booming again for Britain’s house builders. With access to the lead players in the British house-building industry, Hot Property reveals the inner workings of this business and discovers why it is such a source of controversy and conflict.

12.20am Sign Zone: The Culture Show: Ryan Gander – The Art Of Everything Miranda Sawyer enters the wild imagination of celebrated British conceptual artist Ryan Gander.

Sawyer explores the extraordinary diversity of Gander’s art, spanning sculptures that tinker with art history, chess sets made from car parts, fantastical cocktails and even designer trainers.

12.50 Sign Zone: Africa’s Giant Killers: Natural World Wildlife documentary.

4.00 Music Technology 5.00 Play On! 5.30 Your Paintings 5.55 Wonders Of Nature: Birds Of Paradise – Display

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Adam makes a disastrous mistake. Cain struggles to see the bigger picture.

7.30 Beating Breast Cancer: Tonight Every year around the world over half a million women die from breast cancer. It remains the most common form of cancer affecting women, and in Britain one in eight will contract the disease during their lifetime. As experts fight to reduce mortality rates, they are concerned that increasingly unhealthy lifestyles are leading to more cases.

8.00 Emmerdale Sparks fly after Andy’s accident.

8.30 Coronation Street Will a shaken Michael tell Gail the truth?

9.00 Inside Asprey: Luxury By Royal Appointment Asprey is a British institution and has been trading in luxury goods for over 230 years. This documentary follows the work of staff, store and customers over the course of one summer.

10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 FILM: We Own The Night (2007) Starring Joaquin Phoenix, Eva Mendes and Mark Wahlberg. Crime drama set in 1980s Brooklyn.

12.40am Jackpot247 3.00 Beating Breast Cancer: Tonight 3.20 ITV Nightscreen 4.15 May The Best House Win 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.40am 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.05 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.30 The King Of Queens 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.25 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss Canada 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Come Dine With Me 1.40 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 2.40 Countdown 3.30 Deal Or No Deal 4.30 Draw It! 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Pushed to the limit, Darren vents his anger.

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces George Clarke meets a couple who love VW campervans so much they have given up their jobs and sold their home in order to completely drop out of the rat race. They are spending 40,000 pounds renovating an original split screen van which will become their home on the road.

9.00 Beauty Queen Or Bust See highlights.

10.00 The Secret Life Of Students Documentary series following the day-to-day lives of 12 students who are embarking on their first year at Leicester University.

11.00 One Born Every Minute Two on-off romancers finally take the plunge into parenthood after ten years of indecision.

12.00am Embarrassing Bodies Down Under Dr Christian Jessen teams up with Antipodean physicians Sam Hay, Ginni Mansberg and Brad McKay to bring an Australian flavour to the medical series.

12.55 Meet The Mormons 1.50 My Last Summer 2.45 The Cost Of Cheap Alcohol: Channel 4 Dispatches 3.10 This Old Thing: The Vintage Clothes Show 4.05 Mary’s Silver Service 5.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.55 Countdown

6.00am Children’s television 7.10 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 7.20 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Little Princess 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Big Brother 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Earthstorm (2006) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Chris becomes jealous of the time Denny is spending with Casey and tries to win her back.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 World’s Busiest Train Station Documentary looking behind the scenes at Shinjuku Station in Tokyo.

With both overground and underground platforms, it is 15 times busier than London Waterloo.

8.00 Child Soldiers Of WWII Documentary. Among the thousands of young men who went to war in 1939 were boys, some as young as 15, who lied about their age in order to join up. This programme profiles some of those boys who went from playing war in the street to the most brutal of real-life battlefields.

9.00 The 70-Stone Man: The Final Chapter Follow-up documentary focusing on one man’s mission to save his own life. Keith Martin has successfully lost 25 stone in a bid to be able to stand by himself and is now awaiting high-risk surgery.

10.00 Big Brother Highlights of the latest events inside the house.

11.00 Big Brother’s Bit On The Side A round-up of Big Brotherrelated news and debate.

12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Five VOD 9/11: Mass Murder In The Sky 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.20 Divine Designs 4.45 House Doctor 5.10 Great Scientists 5.35 Great Scientists

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans (x3) 7.00 World Cup Report (x2) 9.00 Premier League Legends 9.30 Football’s Greatest Teams 10.00 World Cup Verdict 10.30 Fantasy Football Club 11.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 12.00pm World Cup Report 12.30 First Fast Now 1.00 Football’s Greatest: # 4 Cristiano Ronaldo 1.30 Fantasy Football Club 2.00 Premier League Years 4.00 World Cup Report 4.30 Afternoon Update 5.00 Football 10.00 World Cup Report 10.30 The Yorkshire Tour Challenge 11.30 Premier League Legends 12.00am Football Gold (x2) 12.30 Premier League Legends 1.00 Premier League Years 3.00 Time Of Our Lives 4.00 Premier League Legends

Sky Sports 2 6.00am British Showjumping Scope Festival 7.00 Twenty20 Natwest Blast 2014 11.00 The Yorkshire Tour Challenge 12.00pm British Showjumping Scope Festival 1.00 Twenty20 Natwest Blast 2014 5.00 The Yorkshire Tour Challenge 6.00 LIVE Twenty20 Natwest Blast 2014 10.00 The F1 Show 11.00 School Of Hard Knocks 12.00am Ringside 1.00 Twenty20 Natwest Blast 2014

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7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1979 8.00 Precision: The Measure Of All Things 9.00 A History Of Britain By Simon Schama 10.00 Rise Of The Continents 11.00 Battlefield Britain 12.00am Rebels Of Oz: Germaine, Clive, Barry And Bob 1.00 Top Of The Pops: 1979 1.40 Precision: The Measure Of All Things

1.30pm You’ve Been Framed! 2.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 4.10 The Real Housewives Of Atlanta 5.05 Big Rich Texas 6.00 Dinner Date 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 FILM: Quantum Of Solace (2008) 10.10 TV OD 10.40 Celebrity Juice 11.30 Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.20am Dads (x2)

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friday 4 Gardeners’ World BBC2, 9pm Monty Don shares his lush garden at Longmeadow and offers some timely tips on keeping gardens at their best until the end of the season. And equally green-fingered Carol Klein meets wildlife enthusiast Steve Head, to discover more about the wildlife that depend on garden pond habitats.

Friday Night Dinner Channel 4, 10pm More cringe-worthy episodes from the dysfunctional family sitcom. Everyone’s distraught when Grandma gets engaged to Mr Morris, her horrible 85-yearold boyfriend. And there’s no hiatus from all the embarrassment when Jim decides to collect money for charity, while dressed as a dog.

Thailand’s Drug Craze: Stacey Dooley Investigates BBC3, 9pm Stacey looks at ‘yaba’, an addictive, violence-inducing methamphetamine. She joins Thai police on night raids and visits a drug detox centre where she witnesses former yaba users standing vacantly, talking to the walls. How long before British tourists risk getting hooked?

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6.15am Homes Under The Hammer 7.15 The Travel Show 7.40 Helicopter Heroes: New Cases 8.25 The Great British Sewing Bee 9.25 First Time On The Front Line 9.55 Formula 1: The British Grand Prix – Practice 1 11.30 Daily Politics 12.30pm Wimbledon 2014

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Peter Andre’s 60 Minute Makeover 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Chris Evans and Alex Jones.

7.30 Celebrity MasterChef The battle for the last two places in the semi-finals reaches its climax at the end of the final heat. The four celebrities must cook a faultless twocourse meal that will not only be judged by John and Gregg but also a past Celebrity MasterChef champion in the shape of Lisa Faulkner (2010) and previous finalists Christine Hamilton (2010) and Andi Peters (2009) who know exactly what standards the judges expect.

Emotions are running high!

8.00 EastEnders Roxy comes to a drastic conclusion about her future.

After seeking advice, Carol makes a momentous and life-changing choice.

Recent events force Terry to reevaluate his situation and he is forced to admit the truth.

8.30 MOTD Live: Quarter-finals Live coverage from the Castelao stadium in Fortaleza of the second World Cup quarter-final.

11.10 BBC News At Ten 11.35 South East Today 11.45 EastEnders A chance to catch up on the week’s drama in Albert Square.

1.40 Weather For The Week Ahead 1.45 BBC News

8.00 Today At Wimbledon John Inverdale and guests take a look back at the action from day 11 of Wimbledon, with a place in the men’s final on offer at the All England Club. Andy Murray made it a day to remember for the British fans at this stage in 2013.

9.00 Gardeners’ World See highlights.

9.30 The Machine Gun And Skye’s Band Of Brothers Documentary in which Neil Oliver examines the development of the Maxim machine gun. In the summer of 1914, a company of Cameron Highlanders left Portree and sailed off to war. On the battlefields of France, these raw recruits would meet the Maxim machine gun. The German army deployed these ruthless weapons, invented in London and capable of firing 666 rounds per minute, with mathematical efficiency.

10.30 Newsnight 11.05 Glastonbury 2014 Highlights A look back at the highlights from 2014’s Glastonbury Festival of Contemporary Performing Arts at Worthy Farm in Somerset, including performances from many of the headline acts, a smattering of special acoustic performances and a general celebration of all things Glastonbury.

1.05am MOTD: Fifa World Cup Replay 2.50 Sign Zone: Question Time 5.30 FIFA World Cup 2002

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Victoria Pendleton reopens Home Farm. Adam struggles with his guilt. Ross pushes his luck.

7.30 Coronation Street Leanne makes a lasting impression. Will Michael tell Gail the truth? Luke makes a play for Carla.

8.00 You’ve Been Framed!

Harry Hill showcases more of the funniest footage filmed by viewers on their camcorders and mobile phones.

This edition features a day in the life of Prince Harry, boys being boys and a DJ. 8.30 FIFA World Cup 2014 Live Live coverage of the second quarterfinal match from the Estadio Castelao in Fortaleza.

11.15 ITV News; Weather 11.55 The Cube Phillip Schofield presents the tense game show. In this episode, primary school teacher Scott aims for top marks, while marketing manager Sarah learns that nothing is as simple as it seems inside the Cube.

12.45 Jackpot247 Join the presenters live and play roulette on your telly.

3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA Jeremy Kyle takes his chat show to the United States, where his uncompromising views on relationships, addiction and more will no doubt produce some jaw-dropping moments. 3.40 ITV Nightscreen.

6.40am 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.05 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.30 The King Of Queens 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss Canada 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Come Dine With Me 1.40 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 2.40 Countdown 3.30 Deal Or No Deal 4.30 Draw It! 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Sienna hopes her troubles have finally been laid to rest.

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7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 James Corden Does Deal Or No Deal Noel Edmonds presents a special edition of the game show as actor and comedian James Corden takes on the Banker in attempt to win money for the Terrence Higgins Trust.

9.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts another takeover of the famous words and numbers quiz.

10.00 Friday Night Dinner See highlights.

10.30 The Inbetweeners Simon agrees to take part in a charity fashion show organised by Carli.

11.05 The Inbetweeners Simon attempts to woo a girl by taking her to a rock concert.

11.40 The Inbetweeners Simon and his new girlfriend Tara go on a double date with Will and Tara’s friend.

12.05am FILM: Role Models (2008) Comedy. After getting into a fight over their van, two hapless energy drink salesmen find themselves doing community service as ‘big brothers’ on a teenage mentoring scheme as reparation. 1.50 The Angelos Epithemiou Show 2.15 I’m Spazticus 2.40 Desperate Housewives 3.25 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 4.15 Beat My Build 5.10 Deal Or No Deal

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6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! Documentary series about the plight of people on the sharp end of bad debt – and those whose job it is to get the money back.

8.00 Flight MH370: 118 Days And Counting Documentary. On Saturday 8th March, Malaysian Airlines flight 370 took off for Beijing from Kuala Lumpur with 239 passengers and crew on board. Around one hour after take-off the Boeing 777 vanished from the radar screens. No one knows for sure what happened. This film tells the story of a mystery which has shaken modern aviation to its core, and which will have a far reaching impact on the monitoring and security of future air travel.

9.00 Big Brother: Live Eviction Exclusive highlights of all the latest events from inside the house, including live coverage of all the drama as a housemate is evicted.

10.30 Big Brother’s Bit On The Side Big Brother-news and debate.

11.30 Stand By Your Man Dating series presented by Brian McFadden.

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Sky Sports 2 6.00am Ashes Modern Day Classics 6.30 The Ashes - England’s Best Days 8.30 Live Super Rugby 10.30 Ashes Modern Day Classics 11.00 The Yorkshire Tour Challenge 12.00pm Twenty20 Natwest Blast 2014 4.00 The Yorkshire Tour Challenge 5.00 LIVE Twenty20 Natwest Blast 2014 9.00 The F1 Show 10.00 School Of Hard Knocks 11.00 Super Rugby 1.00am Super League 2.00 Twenty20 Natwest Blast 2014

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Football Gold (x4) 7.00 WWE (x2) 10.00 Max Power 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Extreme Sports: Surf Unleashed 12.00pm Ringside (x2) 1.00 Super League (x2) 4.00 WWE Raw 6.00 LIVE Super Rugby 8.00 Football’s Greatest International Teams (x2) 9.00 Tight Lines 10.00 The Oscar Pistorius Trial 10.30 WWE Late Night Smackdown 12.30am WWE Late Night Bottom Line 1.30 Tight Lines 2.30 Super League 3.30 Super League: Grand Final Gold (x2) 4.00 Super Rugby

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saturday 5 Casualty BBC1, 9pm The drone of ambulance sirens reigns supreme as the hospital drama continues this Saturday night. An ill-fated cross country obstacle race accident unites a father and son, as well as Jeff and his new love interest. Not a situation ordinarily conducive to romance ... but hey, this is Holby.

Every cloud has a silver lining.

Big Brother Channel Five, 9pm Emma Willis hosts highlights from the latest events inside the Big Brother house. The housemates ruthlessly attempt to seize power, keep it, and impose their iron will on the others. And as ever, multiple cameras lurk behind mirrors on every wall to trace the housemates’ every move. It’s gratuitous voyeurism gone mad!

Embarrassing Fat Bodies: Back To The Clinic More4, 11.10pm An obesity epidemic is sweeping the nation. Dr Christian Jessen meets a woman suffering from a growth on her leg, weighing the same as a small child. And Dr Pixie McKenna helps a 33-stone woman whose current mobility solution is to wheel around her home on an office chair.

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7.30am MOTD: Fifa World Cup Highlights 8.15 Formula 1: The British Grand Prix – Practice 2 9.55 Formula 1: The British Grand Prix – Practice 3 11.05 Racing Legends: Jackie Stewart 12.05pm Formula 1: The British Grand Prix – Qualifying 2.30 Escape To The Country 3.30 Flog It! 4.30 Wimbledon 2014: Ladies’ And Men’s Doubles Finals

7.10 BBC News 7.20 South East Today 7.30 A Question Of Sport: Super Saturday Jason Manford hosts the sports-themed family entertainment gameshow. Team captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell are joined by former England cricket captain Michael Vaughan, comedians Ted Robbins and Katherine Ryan, and Winter Olympic gold medallist Lizzy Yarnold. Helen Skelton takes Matt and Phil for an extreme game of catch on a surfboard and the teams in studio take some shocking penalties.

8.10 The National Lottery: Break The Safe Nick Knowles hosts the quiz where three pairs of contestants battle it out for a chance to win up to £100,000.

9.00 Casualty See highlights.

9.50 Mrs Brown’s Boys Comedy series about a loudmouthed Irish matriarch.

10.20 BBC News 10.40 Live At The Apollo Series of cutting-edge stand-up comedy recorded at the Hammersmith Apollo.

11.30 MOTD: Fifa World Cup Highlights 12.10am FILM: D.O.A. (1988) Remake of the classic 1949 thriller about a disillusioned college professor who wakes to discover that he has been poisoned with a slowacting toxin. 1.40 Weather For The Week Ahead 1.45 BBC News

8.00 Today At Wimbledon John Inverdale introduces highlights from the penultimate day of action at Wimbledon. Centre Court at the All England Club played host to the final of the ladies’ singles, followed by the finals of the ladies’ and men’s doubles.

9.00 QI XL Quiz show. Stephen Fry plays for keeps with Sarah Millican, Jason Manford, Bill Bailey and Alan Davies.

9.45 FILM: Last Chance Harvey (2008) Starring Dustin Hoffman, Emma Thompson, Tim Howar, Wendy Mae Brown and Bronagh Gallagher.

Romance about an ill-fated jinglewriter who travels to London for his daughter’s wedding, where he finds a kindred spirit in a lonely airport worker.

After missing his flight back home, he unburdens himself on the unassuming woman, who is as touched by his attention as he is energised by her intelligence and compassion.

11.10 FILM: A Single Man (2009) Starring Colin Firth, Julianne Moore, Matthew Goode and Jon Kortajarena.

Drama about an English professor who, one year after the sudden death of his partner, is unable to cope with daily life in 1960s Los Angeles.

12.45am MOTD: Fifa World Cup Replay A chance to watch a quarter-final match from the World Cup in Brazil.

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Expect outrageous stunts, irreverent behaviour and lots of laughter as the Rockers wreak more mayhem. In today’s show, a Rocker performs a daredevil escape from an OAP home, Rosemary needs help to locate her pet dog Nigel and Sonia has a quick nap on a nice comfy shoulder.

6.30 ITV News Meridian 6.45 ITV News; Weather 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Harry Hill presents more hilarious home videos. Watch the world’s funniest mishaps - as filmed on webcams, camcorders and mobile phones – and rate the clips on Twitter at #framed.

7.30 Tipping Point Lucky Stars 8.30 FIFA World Cup 2014 Live Live coverage of the fourth quarterfinal from the Arena Fonte Nova in Salvador.

11.15 ITV News; Weather 11.30 FILM: Fletch (1985) Starring Chevy Chase and Geena Davis. Actioncomedy about a wisecracking Los Angeles reporter working undercover as a homeless beach-bum on a drugdealing story. Fletch smells a rat when a wealthy businessman makes him a dubious yet lucrative offer.

1.15am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen

6.05am The Hoobs 6.30 Trans World Sport 7.25 Mobil 1: The Grid 7.55 The Morning Line 9.00 Weekend Kitchen With Waitrose 10.00 Frasier 10.30 Frasier 11.00 The Big Bang Theory 11.25 The Big Bang Theory 11.55 The Big Bang Theory 12.20pm The Simpsons 12.50 The Tomorrow People 1.40 Channel 4 Racing 4.10 Come Dine With Me 4.40 Come Dine With Me 5.10 Come Dine With Me 5.40 Come Dine With Me 6.15 Come Dine With Me Reality cooking series. Despite an eventful week in Milton Keynes, country lover Susan is confident her back-to-basics French food has the edge.

6.40 Channel 4 News 7.10 FILM: Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen (2009) Starring Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox. Action sci-fi sequel. When evil robot The Fallen threatens to destroy Earth, it’s up to Sam Witwicky and the heroic Autobots to foil his plans.

10.00 FILM: Attack The Block (2011) Starring John Boyega, Jodie Whittaker, Leeon Jones and Luke Treadaway. Sci-fi comedy in which extra-terrestrials pick the wrong part of London for an invasion. Under cover of Guy Fawkes’ Night, aliens rain down upon a south London council estate with vengeance on their minds.

11.40 Paul Chowdhry – What’s Happening White People?

Comedian Paul Chowdhry feels the pulse of mainstream Britain with his own brand of observational humour.

12.40am FILM: The Last Exorcism (2010) Horror movie. A documentary maker follows a Louisiana evangelist famed for his ability to drive demons from the possessed.

2.10 The Guides Short film.

2.25 Hollyoaks Omnibus vents his anger.

4.35 Deal Or No Deal 5.30 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 5.50 The Hoobs

6.00am Children’s television 7.05 Bananas In Pyjamas 7.20 Make Way For Noddy 7.35 City Of Friends 7.55 Little Princess 8.05 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.20 Angelina Ballerina 8.40 Rupert Bear 8.55 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 Jelly Jamm 9.30 LazyTown 10.00 Access 10.05 The Hotel Inspector Returns 11.05 Big Brother: Live Eviction 12.25pm FILM: Random Hearts (1999) 3.00 FILM: Anzio (1968) 5.15 5 News Weekend 5.20 FILM: Columbo: Suitable For Framing (1971) 6.40 FILM: Columbo: Murder By The Book (1971) Starring Peter Falk.

Detective drama. Lt Columbo cannot resist the challenge of a perfect murder, a reliable alibi and a dangerous game of cat-and-mouse with a murderous mystery writer.

8.00 She’s 78, He’s 39: Age Gap Love Documentary about some of Britain’s biggest age-gap couples who are determined to prove that mileage on the clock is no barrier to romance.

Keep-fit fanatic Joan is 68, while her toy boy Phil is nearly 40 years her junior at 29. They became lovers with a little help from cosmetic surgery and social media.

9.00 Big Brother See highlights.

10.00 Benefits Britain: Life On The Dole Documentary series exploring the reality of life on benefits. This episode visits south Yorkshire, longterm unemployed locals and some of the highest rates of single-parent households in the UK. 11.00 Big Brother’s Bit On The Psych Rylan Clark and Iain Lee present the latest debate from the BB house, with an expert panel.

12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Bikini Body? The Truth About Diets 4.00 House Doctor 4.25 Make It Big 4.50 The Funky Valley Show 5.00 Angels Of Jarm 5.10 Roary The Racing Car 5.20 Angels Of Jarm 5.30 The Funky Valley Show 5.40 Roary The Racing Car 5.50 Roary The Racing Car

6.00am The Premiership Years 8.00 The Yorkshire Tour Challenge (x3) 11.00 The Premiership Years 1.00pm Football’s Greatest: # 6 Thierry Henry 1.30 Fantasy Football Club 2.00 Premier League Legends 2.30 Football Gold (x2) 3.00 The Premiership Years 5.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 6.00 Time Of Our Lives 7.00 World Cup Report 7.30 Football’s Greatest International Teams (x3) 9.00 Sporting Heroes 10.00 Time Of Our Lives 11.00 Football’s Greatest 11.30 Premier League Legends 12.00am Football Gold (x4) 1.00 The Premiership Years 3.00 Time Of Our Lives 4.00 Premier League Legends 4.30 Football’s Greatest International Teams 5.00 Time Of Our Lives

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Ashes Modern Day Classics 6.30 ICC World Twenty20 7.00 Super League 8.00 Sporting Greats 8.30 ICC World Twenty20 9.00 Cricket Fever 10.00 LIVE Cricket (x2) 6.30pm LIVE International T20 Cricket 10.30 Cricket 11.30 GAA – Hurling 2.00am Cricket 3.00 Sporting Heroes 4.00 Cricket 5.00 Super League

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Sporting Greats (x3) 7.30 GAA Championship Review 8.30 LIVE Super Rugby (x2) 12.30pm Super Rugby Extra Time 1.00 GAA Championship Review 2.00 Sporting Greats (x2) 3.00 Ringside 4.00 Live Super Rugby 6.00 Darts Gold 6.15 Darts Gold 6.30 LIVE GAA – Hurling 9.00 Ringside 10.00 WWE Late Night Superstars 11.00 WWE NXT 12.00am WWE Late Night Smackdown 2.00 WWE Late Night Bottom Line 3.00 Ringside 4.00 Super Rugby

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7.00pm World’s Craziest Fools 7.30 Top Gear 8.30 FILM: Meet The Parents (2000) 10.15 Russell Howard’s Good News Extra 11.00 Family Guy (x5) 1.20am American Dad! (x2) 2.00 Live At The Electric (x4)

7.00pm Lost Land Of The Tiger 8.00 The Story Of Science: Power, Proof And Passion 9.00 Inspector Montalbano 10.45 The Beatles’ Please Please Me: Remaking A Classic 11.45 Big In America: British Hits In The USA 12.45am Top Of The Pops: 1979 1.25 Sounds Of The Eighties 2.00 Lost Land Of The Tiger

12.10pm I Wanna Marry ‘Harry’ 1.05 The Only Way Is Essex (x2) 2.40 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 4.15 FILM: Valiant (2005) 5.50 FILM: Nanny McPhee And The Big Bang (2010) 8.00 FILM: Something Borrowed (2011) 10.15 FILM: The Matrix (1999) 1.00am The Magaluf Weekender 1.50 Crazy Beaches (x2)

10.50am Agatha Christie’s Marple 12.50pm Lewis 2.55 Housewife, 49 4.45 Agatha Christie’s Marple 4.45 Wycliffe 5.55 Lewis (x2) 8.00 By Royal Appointment 9.00 Foyle’s War 9.05 The One And Only Cilla 10.35 Vicious 11.00 Wycliffe 11.05 Bomb Girls 12.00am Murder, She Wrote 12.15 Bomb Girls

10.00am Rules Of Engagement (x5) 12.30pm Rude(ish) Tube (x3) 2.00 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 3.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 4.00 The Big Bang Theory (x8) 8.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 9.00 FILM: Sanctum (2010) 11.15 The Big Bang Theory 11.45 Rude Tube 12.45am 2 Broke Girls

12.05pm Car S.O.S 1.10 FILM: Earthquake (1974) 3.35 Location, Location, Location (x3) 6.50 The Worst Jobs In History 7.55 The Restoration Man 9.00 Grand Designs 10.00 Grand Designs 11.10 Embarrassing Fat Bodies – See highlights.

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11.00am Cry Havoc (1944) 1.00pm Home Alone 3 (1997) 3.00 Charlotte’s Web (2006) 4.50 Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986) 7.20 Zoolander (2001) 9.00 Conan The Barbarian (1982) 11.35 Secretary (2002) 1.45am Angel Heart (1987)

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sunday 6 A Cabbie Abroad BBC2, 9pm Buckle up. London cabbie Mason McQueen heads for the palmfringed islands of Fiji to join the ranks of the island’s capital, Suva. Living with his host, Dharmendra, Mason discovers a very different Fiji to the tourist brochures; a country struggling with ethnic tensions, political unrest and acute poverty.

The Nation’s Favourite Motown Song ITV1, 9pm ITV1 celebrates the hit factory that was Motown. It had the coolest moves, the sharpest threads, and songs that sound as fresh today as the day they were recorded, in a tiny Detroit studio by the likes of Smokey Robinson, Stevie Wonder, Diana Ross and Marvin Gaye. Dear to our hearts.

The Only Way Is Essex ITV2, 10pm The drama-centric reality series continues, following the lives, loves and liaisons of Essex’s bejewelled 20-somethings. Each episode is filmed just days before transmission, so it’s anyone’s guess what may have transpired between one (acrylic) nail biting episode and the next. It’s exhausting just thinking about it.

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6.10am FILM: East Of Sudan (1964) 7.40 Gardeners’ World 8.10 FIFA World Cup 2006 9.45 MOTD: Fifa World Cup Highlights 10.30 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 12.00pm Formula 1: The British Grand Prix 3.30 Racing Legends: Stirling Moss 4.30 Flog It! 5.10 Big Sing: The UK’s Top Ten Hymns 5.45 Wimbledon 2014: Mixed Doubles Final

6.15am The Hoobs 6.40 British F3 International Series 7.10 Snowdonia Slateman Triathlon 7.35 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.30pm George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces 1.30 The Big Bang Theory 2.00 The Big Bang Theory 2.30 The Simpsons 3.00 The Simpsons 3.30 The Simpsons 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 FILM: A Knight’s Tale (2001)

6.35 BBC News 6.50 South East Today 7.00 Countryfile Countryfile is in The Peak District where John Craven is on the set of the BBC drama, The Village. He gets behind the scenes to meet the cast and explores the impact filming has had on the real village of Hayfield. He also reveals an unusual and exciting archaeological treasure discovered in the heart of Dovedale.

8.00 Antiques Roadshow Fiona Bruce and the team hear fascinating stories and make bombshell valuations as they examine people’s treasures.

9.00 Common Writer Jimmy McGovern’s drama based on the workings of the UK’s controversial joint enterprise law.

10.30 BBC News 10.45 South East Today 10.55 Have I Got Old News For You Another chance to see the prizewinning comedy quiz show that grills celebrity contestants on the week’s news. With Ian Hislop and Paul Merton.

11.25 FILM: Sliding Doors (1998) Starring Gwyneth Paltrow and John Hannah. Romantic comedy exploring the nature of fate and self-determination in which a young woman’s future is affected by a two-second delay.

1.00am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.05 BBC News

8.00 The Quest For Bannockburn Neil Oliver and Tony Pollard set out to solve one of the biggest puzzles in battlefield archaeology. 700 years ago, Robert the Bruce’s overwhelming victory over the English at the Battle of Bannockburn helped seal Scotland’s future as an independent kingdom. With the help of leading battlefield archaeologists, stuntmen, computer-generated graphics and some digging, Neil and Tony go in search of both the real and imagined Battle of Bannockburn.

9.00 A Cabbie Abroad See highlights.

10.00 Mock The Week Dara O Briain and the team skilfully pass around the week’s best news.

10.35 Today At Wimbledon John Inverdale introduces highlights from the final day of action at Wimbledon, including the men’s final, won in 2013

by Andy Murray.

11.35 FILM: Heavenly Creatures (1994) Starring Kate Winslet and Melanie Lynskey. Disturbing drama based on the true story of two teenage girls in 1950s New Zealand whose obsessive relationship leads them to commit murder.

1.05am Sign Zone: Countryfile Matt Baker and Ellie Harrison visit Lincolnshire, where Matt meets one of the last surviving members of the Dambusters squadron.

2.05 Sign Zone: Holby City

6.00am Fort Boyard: Ultimate Challenge 6.25 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 6.35 Dino Dan 6.50 Canimals 7.00 Canimals 7.05 Sooty 7.20 Digimon Fusion 7.45 Horrid Henry 8.00 Deadtime Stories 8.25 ITV News 8.30 Weekend 9.25 Love Your Garden 10.30 Tour De France 2014 Live 5.00pm Tipping Point 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! Harry Hill presents more hilarious home videos. Watch the world’s funniest mishaps – as filmed on webcams, camcorders and mobile phones - and rate the clips on Twitter at #framed.

6.30 ITV News Meridian 6.45 ITV News; Weather 7.00 FILM: Despicable Me (2010) Animation. A criminal mastermind plots to shrink and steal the moon, but his plans are disrupted by the arrival of three orphaned girls trying to sell cookies. He decides to recruit them into his scheme, using them to distract his arch nemesis, but he soon finds his affection for the girls has grown and he must make a choice.

9.00 The Nation’s Favourite Motown Song See highlights.

10.30 ITV News; Weather 10.45 The Cube Phillip Schofield presents the nerve-wracking game.

11.45 The Unforgettable Russell Harty A tribute to Russell Harty, best known as a hugely popular chat show host in the 1970s and 80s. Friends and family from both parts of his life recall a true one-off, and contributors include Janet Street-Porter and Michael Parkinson.

12.15am The Store 2.15 Motorsport UK 3.05 British Superbike Highlights 3.55 ITV Nightscreen 4.15 May The Best House Win 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Children’s television 8.05 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.15 Olly The Little White Van 8.25 Angelina Ballerina 8.35 Milkshake! Show Songs 8.40 Rupert Bear 8.55 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 Jelly Jamm 9.30 LazyTown 10.00 Access 10.05 Meerkat Manor 10.30 Big Brother 11.30 The Dog Rescuers 12.30pm FILM: Sabrina, The Teenage Witch (1995) 2.15 FILM: Space Jam (1996) 3.55 FILM: Disney’s A Goofy Movie (1995) 5.20 FILM: Disney’s The Fox And The Hound (1981) 6.55 5 News Weekend 7.00 FILM: Rush Hour (1998) Starring Jackie Chan. Fast-talking knockabout comedy set in Los Angeles. A Hong Kong cop is called in when the Chinese consul’s daughter is kidnapped. But chaos ensues when he teams up with a flashy LAPD officer assigned to keep him away from the action.

9.00 Big Brother Highlights of the latest events inside the house.

10.00 FILM: Lethal Weapon 4 (1998) Starring Mel Gibson, Chris Rock and Traci Wolfe. Third sequel in the long-running action adventure series, in which the ill-matched cop duo of Riggs and Murtaugh find themselves pitched against the Chinese Triads and their vicious leader.

12.25am World’s Scariest Plane Landings A documentary featuring startling footage of the world’s most petrifying landings. From skilled to not-so-skilled pilots, adverse weather conditions and mechanical failure, this footage gives as-it-happened views from the ground or inside the planes. 1.10 SuperCasino 3.10 The World Trade Center: Rebuilt 4.00 House Doctor 4.25 Make It Big 4.50 The Funky Valley Show 5.00 Angels Of Jarm 5.10 Roary The Racing Car 5.20 Angels Of Jarm 5.30 The Funky Valley Show 5.40 Roary The Racing Car 5.50 Roary The Racing Car

6.00am Football omnibus 10.00 World Cup Verdict 10.30 Fantasy Football Club 11.00 Premier League Years 1.00pm Football’s Greatest: # 3 Clarence Seedorf 1.30 Fantasy Football Club 2.00 Premier League Legends 2.30 Football Gold (x2) 3.00 Premier League Years 5.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 6.00 Football Gold (x2) 6.30 Premier League Legends 7.00 World Cup Report 7.30 Football’s Greatest International Teams (x3) 9.00 Sporting Rivalries (x2) 10.00 World Cup Report 10.30 Football omnibus 3.00 Time Of Our Lives 4.00 Premier League Legends 4.30 Football’s Greatest Intl Teams 5.00 Time Of Our Lives

7.35 Channel 4 News 8.00 FILM: Johnny English Reborn (2011) Starring Rowan Atkinson and Gillian Anderson. Comedy film about Johnny English, the unlikely intelligence officer who must stop a group of international assassins before they eliminate a world leader and cause global chaos.

10.00 Sean Lock: Purple Van Man Sean Lock’s stand-up show, recorded in front of a sold-out audience at London’s Hammersmith Apollo.

11.00 FILM: Get Him To The Greek (2010) Starring Jonah Hill, Russell Brand and Zoe Salmon. Comedy.

Aaron, an unfortunate record company intern, is given the task of ensuring that an out-of-control British rock star gets to a concert in LA on time.

12.55am FILM: This Boy’s Life (1993) Drama set in the 1950s about a divorcee’s struggle to bring up her teenage son, and her attempts to introduce her new beau as a father figure. When Caroline meets Dwight, who seems to be a kind man, she agrees to marry him, thinking he will be able to curb son Toby’s bad behaviour. But Dwight turns out to have a cruel and tyrannical streak.

2.50 Swimming: Short film.

3.05 A Superscrimpers’ Merry Christmas 4.00 Beat My Build other.

4.55 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 5.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.55 Countdown

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Ashes Modern Day Classics 6.30 ICC World Twenty20 7.00 Sporting Heroes 8.00 Cricket 9.00 Cricket Writers On TV 10.30 Sporting Heroes 11.30 Cricket 12.30pm Cricket Writers On TV 2.00 LIVE Twenty20 Natwest Blast 2014 6.00 Ashes Modern Day Classics 6.30 LIVE International T20 Cricket 10.30 Twenty20 Natwest Blast 2014 2.30am Sporting Heroes 3.30 The Ashes – England’s Best Days

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Super League: Grand Final Gold (x2) 6.30 Sporting Greats 7.00 Super Rugby 9.00 GAA – Hurling 11.30 Super Rugby 1.30pm WWE Slam City (x2) 2.00 Sporting Heroes 3.00 WWE Slam City (x2) 3.30 Super Rugby 5.30 This Week In WWE 6.00 WWE Experience 7.00 Super Rugby Extra Time 7.30 Froch V Groves: The Fight II 9.30 Super Rugby Extra Time 10.00 WWE Late Night Afterburn 11.00 This Week In WWE 11.30 WWE Vintage 12.30am Super Rugby Extra Time 1.00 Froch V Groves: The Fight II 3.00 Super Rugby 5.00 Super Rugby Extra Time 5.30 Darts Gold (x2)

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7.00pm Formula 1: The British Grand Prix Highlights 8.00 Top Gear 9.00 FILM: Tron Legacy (2010) 11.00 Family Guy 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.30am Murdered By My Boyfriend 1.30 Russell Howard’s Good News 2.00 Giving Up My Baby: Stacey Dooley In The USA 3.00 Live At The Electric

7.00pm Sounds Of The Sixties 7.35 FILM: A Hard Day’s Night (1964) 9.00 The Lance Armstrong Story – Stop At Nothing: Storyville 10.40 Storyville: Velorama 11.40 The Richest Songs In The World 1.10am Neil Sedaka: King Of Song 2.10 The Lance Armstrong Story - Stop At Nothing: Storyville

11.40am America’s Got Talent (x2) 2.30pm You’ve Been Framed! Family Special 3.15 FILM: Beethoven (1992) 5.00 FILM: Valiant (2005) 6.30 FILM: Pearl Harbor (2001) 10.00 TOWIE – See highlights 10.50 TV OD 11.20 FILM: The Matrix Reloaded (2003) 1.55am You’ve Been Framed!

6.00am Movies Now 6.10 Murder, She Wrote 7.00 FILM: The Four Musketeers (1974) 9.10 Heartbeat (x2) 11.20 Goodbye Mr Chips 1.25pm A Touch Of Frost 3.40 Lewis 5.40 Inspector Morse 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Wycliffe 11.05 FILM: Dial M For Murder (1954) 1.20am William And Mary

10.00am Hollyoaks Omnibus 12.30pm Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 1.30 The Mindy Project 2.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 2.30 The Big Bang Theory (x11) 8.00 FILM: Night At The Museum 2 (2009) 10.10 The Big Bang Theory 10.40 Rude Tube 11.40 How I Met Your Mother 12.10am New Girl

11.00am Help! My House Is Falling Down (x2) 1.10 Food Unwrapped (x3) 2.45 Four In A Bed (x5) 5.25 Come Dine With Me (x5) 8.00 Car S.O.S 9.00 Posh Pawn 10.05 The Hoarder Next Door 11.10 Gogglebox 12.00am Embarrassing Bodies 1.05 The Hoarder Next Door 2.05 Nashville 3.05 Food Unwrapped

11.00am The Enemy Below (1957) 1.00pm The Phantom (1996) 2.50 Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989) 5.00 Rio (2011) 6.50 Mission: Impossible (1996) 9.00 Unstoppable (2010) 10.55 Sliver (1993) 1.00am Wuthering Heights (2011)

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monday 7 John Bishop’s Australia BBC1, 9pm BBC1 follows John Bishop as he sets off on a cycling trip from Sydney to Cairns. It’s a re-visitation for John, and he’s back to see how this incredible country has changed in the 22 years since his first effort.

Tonight, he tests his nerves with a death defying abseil and gets handsy with dangerous snakes.

Jamie’s Money Saving Meals Channel 4, 8.30pm Chef Jamie Oliver’s back with more recipes and money saving tips for those preparing meals on a budget. He concocts a thrifty curry using chicken drumsticks, half the price of breast but twice as tasty. And he tries his expert hand at a new rendition of a Mexican omelette, with a guacamole-style slaw. Om yom!

Slum Survivors BBC3, 9pm Three student mechanics take a crash course in how to fend for themselves in some of the most horrendous slums in the world, beginning in Lagos, Nigeria. It’s a 10-day challenge and the going gets tough: the environment is punishing and the work seems endless. Will they be able to call themselves ‘slum survivors’?

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Heir Hunters 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Fake Britain 11.30 Operation Hospital Food With James Martin 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Perfection 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Wanted Down Under 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show Presented

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7.30 How Safe Is Your House?

How Safe Is Your House?

7.57 BBC News And Regional News 8.00 EastEnders It’s a day of surprises for the Carter family.

8.30 Isis: Terror In Iraq – Panorama An investigation into Isis and how it is ripping Iraq apart. Paul Wood speaks to members of the terror group and sees the fighting in Iraq first-hand.

9.00 John Bishop’s Australia See highlights.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Guilty By Association Documentary looking at the cases of three men who have been convicted using the law of joint enterprise.

Alex has been charged with a murder committed by a friend in a spontaneous fight, while Wayne has been convicted of possessing a firearm he never touched.

11.35 Commonwealth City Documentary. It’s 2010 – once thriving, Dalmarnock in Glasgow is one the UK’s most deprived areas, but with the imminent games, all of this might change.

12.35am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.40 BBC News

6.05am Homes Under The Hammer 7.05 Animal Park 7.50 Bargain Hunt 8.20 Helicopter Heroes: New Cases 9.05 Permission Impossible: Britain’s Planners 10.05 Watchdog Test House 10.35 Click 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Breakaway 1.45 Cash In The Attic 2.30 The Hairy Bikers’ Food Tour Of Britain 3.15 Natural World 4.15 Frozen Planet 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 6.00 Eggheads General knowledge quiz show.

6.30 Flog It! Trade Secrets 7.00 Paul Hollywood’s Pies & Puds Paul Hollywood celebrates the best of British pies and puddings, in this episode proving he has the best pies and puds for everyone.

7.30 University Challenge: Class Of 2014 For the very first time in the programme’s history, the cameras follow the students’ journey with access to some of the most prestigious universities across the UK. Narrated by Richard Osman.

8.30 RHS Hampton Court Palace Flower Show Monty Don, Rachel de Thame and Joe Swift preview the Royal Horticultural Society’s 2014 Hampton Court Palace Flower Show before the gates open.

9.00 Scotland: For Richer Or Poorer?

10.00 QI Quiz show.

10.30 Newsnight 11.20 A Cabbie Abroad London cabbie Mason McQueen takes on the challenge of driving a taxi in three very different cities around the world.

12.20am Sign Zone: I Bought A Rainforest Documentary series.

4.00 How To Write 4.30 Simon Armitage, Writing Poems 5.00 Bringing Books To Life 2 5.55 Wonders Of Nature: Stoat-Play

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.00pm Tour De France 2014 Live 4.30 You’ve Been Framed!

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6.40am Children’s television 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 Come Dine With Me Ireland 11.30 Come Dine With Me Ireland 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me Ireland 12.35 Come Dine With Me Ireland 1.05 Come Dine With Me Ireland 1.40 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 2.40 Countdown 3.30 Deal Or No Deal 4.30 Ultimate Dealer 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Sienna is desperate for answers. Sinead steps up her game, leaving Tony astounded.

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 The Great British Break-Up?: Channel 4 Dispatches Ahead of the Scottish independence referendum on 18 September, Antony Barnett goes on the campaign trail to investigate claims of dubious tactics.

8.30 Jamie’s Money Saving Meals See highlights.

9.00 FILM: The Armstrong Lie (2013) Documentary by Oscar-winner Alex Gibney about Lance Armstrong’s participation in the 2009 Tour de France, which the filmmaker stopped working on in 2012 when it was revealed that the cyclist had used performance-enhancing drugs to achieve his seven titles.

11.35 Random Acts: Big Dance 2014 Short dance films celebrating the creative relationship between Brazil and the UK. 11.40 Beauty Queen Or Bust Documentary series following the UK rounds of the international Miss World competition.

12.35am The Secret Millions Five famous faces work to develop charitable projects which they hope will have a positive impact on Britain.

1.30 Scandal 2.15 The Mill (x2) 4.05 Beat My Build 5.00 SuperScrimpers 5.05 Deal Or No Deal

6.00am Children’s television 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Little Princess 8.10 Peppa Pig 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Big Brother 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Amber’s Story (2006) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Oscar feels guilty about Tamara’s injury and confesses that he was driving the car.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Skyscraper: London’s Cheesegrater Documentary series.

This episode looks at the construction of the tallest building in the City of London, The Leadenhall Building, or the Cheesegrater as it’s more commonly known.

8.00 Police Interceptors Observational documentary. The boys break in through a bedroom window in a daring drugs raid.

9.00 Benefits Britain: Life On The Dole The fourth episode visits Hull.

Rebecca is just 16 and is expecting her first baby with 17-year-old boyfriend Sonny. Her foster mother Anita also claims benefits and is concerned that she will struggle when her children move out.

10.00 Big Brother Highlights of the latest events inside the house.

11.00 Big Brother’s Bit On The Side Big Brother-related news and debate, presented by Emma Willis.

12.00am She’s 78, He’s 39: Age Gap Love Documentary about some of Britain’s biggest age-gap couples who are determined to prove that mileage on the clock is no barrier to romance. 1.00 SuperCasino 3.10 Under The Dome 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.20 Divine Designs 4.45 House Doctor (x2) 5.35 Great Artists

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 World Cup Report 7.30 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 World Cup Report 8.30 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Football omnibus 12.00pm World Cup Report 12.30 First Fast Now 1.00 Football’s Greatest 1.30 Fantasy Football Club 2.00 Premier League Years 4.00 World Cup Report 4.30 Afternoon Update 5.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 6.00 Football Gold (x2) 6.30 Football’s Greatest 7.00 World Cup Report 7.30 Football omnibus 10.00 World Cup Report 10.30 Football’s Greatest International Teams 11.00 Football’s Greatest 11.30 Football’s Greatest International Teams 12.00am Football Gold (x4) 1.00 The Premiership Years 3.00 Time Of Our Lives 4.00 Football’s Greatest International Teams 4.30 Football Gold (x2) 5.00 Time Of Our Lives

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Charity’s schemes start to catch up with her.

7.30 Coronation Street Carla prepares to cut Peter out.

8.00 Countrywise Paul Heiney seeks out some of the myths, legends and folklore of the Isle of Man as he tries to discover just why the Manx cat came to lose its tail.

8.30 Coronation Street Can Izzy and Gary stay together?

Kal and Leanne feel the strain.

9.00 The Cube: Celebrity Special Has rugby star and Strictly Come Dancing contestant Ben Cohen met his match in EastEnders bad girl Charlie Brooks?

10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 You Cannot Be Serious!

Sports entertainment series with impressionist Alistair McGowan.

11.05 Ray Mears’ Close Encounters Ray Mears returns with a brand new series in which he gets close to some of Australia’s most dangerous animals. Ray is in the Northern Territory in search of the saltwater crocodile, but comes across a creature that is causing even more problems – the poisonous cane toad.

12.05am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen 4.15 May The Best House Win 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Ashes Fever 6.30 Twenty20 Natwest Blast 2014 10.30 International T20 Cricket 2.30pm Twenty20 Natwest Blast 2014 6.30 Super League Full Time 7.30 Sporting Greats 8.00 Sporting Heroes 9.00 Time Of Our Lives 10.00 Showjumping 11.00 International T20 Cricket 3.00am Showjumping 4.00 Super League Full Time 5.00 Darts Gold (x4)

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Absolute Match Fishing (x2) 7.00 WWE The Bottom Line 8.00 Froch V Groves: The Fight II 10.00 Sporting Greats (x2) 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Extreme Sports: Surf Unleashed 12.00pm GAA Hurling 2.30 Road To Kona Ironman 3.00 Absolute Match Fishing (x2) 4.00 Time Of Our Lives 5.00 WWE (x2) 8.00 Time Of Our Lives 9.00 Road To Kona Ironman 9.30 Sporting Greats (x2) 10.30 WWE Slam City (x2) 11.00 WWE Late Night (x4) 4.30 Time Of Our Lives 5.30 Road To Kona Ironman

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7.00pm Hotel Of Mum And Dad 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Slum Survivors - See highlights 10.00 Badults 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.30am Slum Survivors 1.30 Badults 2.00 Live At The Electric (x2) 3.00 Slum Survivors

7.30pm The Flying Archaeologist 8.00 Jigs And Wigs: The Extreme World Of Irish Dancing 8.30 Only Connect 9.00 Tales From The Royal Wardrobe With Lucy Worsley 10.00 Edge Of Darkness 10.50 Majesty And Mortar: Britain’s Great Palaces 11.50 Britain By Bike (x2) 12.50am Only Connect

1.00pm Coronation Street 1.30 You’ve Been Framed!

2.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 4.10 The Real Housewives Of Atlanta 5.05 Big Rich Texas 6.00 Dinner Date 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x3) 9.00 FILM: Happy Gilmore (1996) 10.55 Celebrity Juice 11.40 Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.35am Dads

1.00pm Heartbeat 2.05 The Royal 3.05 The Casebook Of Sherlock Holmes 4.15 Second Thoughts 4.45 Home To Roost 5.20 Man About The House 5.50 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 A Touch Of Frost 10.05 Without You 11.05 William And Mary 12.10am Robbie Coltrane: B-Road Britain

4.00pm Rude(ish) Tube (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 The Mindy Project 8.30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 9.00 The 100 10.00 FILM: The Crazies (2010) 12.05am The Big Bang Theory (x2) 1.00 New Girl

11.45am FILM: Man Behind The Gun (1952) 1.25pm Location, Location, Location 2.30 Time Team (x2) 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away (x2) 6.50 Grand Designs (x2) 9.00 FILM: Premonition (2007) 11.00 24 Hours In A&E 12.00am Benefits Street 1.05 Grand Designs 2.15 24 Hours In A&E

11.00am Tora! Tora! Tora!

(1970) 1.45pm Donovan’s Reef (1963) 3.55 The Overlanders (1946) 5.50 Australia (2008) 9.00 Star Trek (2009) 11.25 The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell Of Fear (1991) 1.15am Basket Case 3: The Progeny (1992)

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