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latestPEOPLE Acumen Business Awards From the red carpet welcome to the final note of Levi Roots’ impromptu performance, the (fifth anniversary) 2014 Acumen Business Convention was a true celebration of all that is great about business in Brighton. Levi Roots, dragon slayer extraordinaire, was this year’s keynote speaker. The brains and personality behind the hugely popular Reggae Reggae Sauce took the audience through his journey from humble beginnings to successful business entrepreneur. 1940s-style paparazzi welcomed guests in a dazzle of flashbulbs along a red carpet, before a ‘grand luncheon’ was served. Penina Shepherd, founder and MD of Acumen Business Law, announced the expansion of the firm into new offices in Gatwick; from there on, inspiration and success stories were the order of the day. Local businesses ended the day firmly in the spotlight with the presentation of the inaugural Business Acumen Award. Brandon Harris, director of Active4less Fitness Clubs, scooped the coveted prize after two rounds of intensive judging. A very successful day. Penina exclaimed, “the feedback has been exceptional”. Is it a pirate? Is it a princess? No! It's The Mayor Of Brighton On 6 May the Mayor of Brighton, Councillor Denise Cobb, paid a visit to the Whitehawk After School Project (WASP). The children aged between 4 and 11 had great fun spending time with the mayor, especially when she allowed them all to try on her official outfit. The day started off with much curiosity, as the children had never seen the mayor before and enquired whether she was a pirate or a princess! Only from the mouthes of babes. WASP is an after school club for children aged 4-11. It provides many subsidised places for families in Whitehawk and is run by Impact Initiatives. It also offers support to families as a whole. The club is registered with Ofsted.

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Inspiring words at the Acumen Business Convention, a mayor mistaken for a pirate, and a festival of games The Sussex Downs College Games Festival Forget London 2012, Sussex Downs College in Eastbourne was the hottest venue for sports activities this month. On 8 & 9 May the college welcomed primary schools from the local area to take part in its annual Games Festival. Now in its 19th year, the Games Festival lets youngsters experience sports in an HE environment. Team activities mirrored Sports Day fun with events including relay races, rounders, parachuting (with the kids’ feet kept firmly on the ground) and more. The festival, run by the Level 3 (Higher) Sports Leaders and Level 2 CSLA Sports Leaders at Sussex Downs, saw in excess of 1,300 primary school students visit the Eastbourne campus across the two days. Amelia Grace, a Sussex Downs College student who was being assessed on leading one of the groups of primary school pupils, comments: “The Games Festival is a really cool event. It’s practical and fun and all the kids listened and responded really well.” Miss Standley, a Teaching Assistant at Pevensey and West Ham comments: “As a group, the rounders seems to be the best activity they have enjoyed. It’s a great team sport and it’s rounders with a twist, which is a really fun idea.” With young pupils’ interest in sport piqued, events like this could make them consider PE in further education. We may have just seen future Olympic medalists in action.


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TheVote Firefighters say that proposed cuts to frontline staff in Brighton and Hove should set alarm bells ringing

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irefighters and politicians are due to share a platform on Thursday (29 May) to discuss how proposed job cuts could affect public safety in Brighton and Hove. The public meeting – at the Brighthelm Centre – has been called in part over concerns that a formal consultation has failed to reach the people who, campaigners say, will be left in danger. A week later they will learn whether a fire engine and between a dozen and two dozen jobs will be cut or spared. The members of East Sussex Fire Authority are scheduled to meet in Eastbourne on Thursday 5 June to discuss the proposed changes. If approved, either the fire station at Preston Circus in Brighton or on English Close, Hove, will lose a fire engine and some jobs. More jobs could go at Roedean if the fire authority decides that it should be a “day crewed plus” fire station. The exact details and hours can vary locally, East Sussex Fire and Rescue Service said, adding: “In essence staff would work days and then be on standby (i.e. on call to respond to emergencies) at night, resting at accommodation provided on or near the fire station.” In its consultation document, Changing The Service, the fire authority said: “Calls in the city of Brighton and Hove have reduced in number by approximately 32 per cent

Brighton & Hove City Council leader Jason Kitcat on how Brighton just got greater

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n ambitious programme of future work and investment was recently agreed at the first gathering of the Greater Brighton Economic Board. This board brings together political and business leaders from across our city region to build on our strengths and improve our economy. After all, our lives don’t stop at local authority boundaries, so neither should councils’ and businesses’ planning. We share many residents, visitors and business with our neighbours Lewes, Adur, Worthing and Mid-

over the last ten years and there is now an over provision” It also said: “The risk to public safety predominately stems from fires that occur in the home or business premises and from road traffic collisions and, therefore, there is benefit in looking at historical demand. This must be balanced with the continued reduction in most incidents as a result of a more aware community and the potential small increase in incidents caused by adverse weather conditions, e.g. flooding.

“This is above party politics. It’s about safety”

Sussex. Indeed our shared economy is not just of regional but national significance. So through the Board, these local councils, our city’s two universities, City College and partnerships representing the companies investing in the area will oversee a six year programme of investment in jobs, housing, business and skills support. It will bring over £170m of investment and 8,500 jobs to the city region over the medium term. This includes opening up key sites due for development. The biggest project in Brighton & Hove will be a £24 million investment to expand and upgrade New England House north of

“The likelihood of needing a fire and rescue service intervention in an emergency situation across East Sussex and the city of Brighton and Hove is decreasing, and the trend is that the number of interventions will continue to reduce.” Simon Herbert, the chairman of the East Sussex branch of the Fire Brigades Union (FBU), criticised fire service chief Des Prichard over the proposed cuts: “I’m amazed that Mr Prichard has been unable to offer any alternatives to cutting appliances and firefighter numbers. I would expect a reduction in the number of fire engines or station downgrades or closures to be the last place he would look to make savings.” The East Sussex FBU secretary Mark Brown said: “These cuts will put lives at risk. Even the fire service’s own statistics show that lives will be lost if these badly thought out cuts go ahead. The service is putting savings ahead of public and firefighter safety.” The fire authority’s case is that crews are dealing with fewer incidents so provision should change and that the proposed changes will help meet financial savings targets. It is trying to save more than £7 million by 2018-19. And it estimates that the proposed changes in Brighton and Hove will contribute between £1 million and £1.5 million towards that target.

Mr Herbert and his union colleagues have taken to the streets of Brighton and Hove to make their case. He said: “We’ve been out for the past few weekends trying to raise awareness. There is a consultation taking place but when we speak to the public, people seem to be totally unaware that the fire authority will be making these decisions. We think the service has failed to get the message out there. “There are other ways of doing it (making the financial savings) that don’t impact the safety of the public. We had great support from all political parties. Caroline Lucas (the Green MP for Brighton Pavilion) and Simon Kirby (the Conservative MP for Brighton Kemptown) came out. This is above party politics. It’s about safety. “Nancy Platts (the Labour parliamentary candidate for Brighton Kemptown) has been very supportive from the start. We met Mike Weatherley (the Conservative MP for Hove) and I believe he’s written to the chairman of the fire authority asking him not to make any cuts which would leave the public at risk. The public meeting at 7.30pm on Thursday 29 May will give an indication of the strength of public feeling. But the real test comes when the fire authority meets next week. Details about the consultation can be found at www.esfrs.org/publicconsultation.

Brighton station – a key business development which will create nearly 900 new jobs. Other plans we’ll be working on are a regional programme of support for businesses, a new Research Laboratory at Preston Barracks; a ‘Digital Exchange’ to provide ultrafast broadband to small businesses at affordable prices; the expansion of the successful

‘Fusebox’ start-up space for creative digital companies; clean and environmental technology centres at Newhaven and Shoreham, and significant flood defence funding. I believe this new city region is going to bring real benefits to us all. Working together for our common interest is crucial for building on our respective strengths across our region. I welcome the commitment from all our partners across the Greater Brighton city region and we look forward to making real economic progress over the coming years.


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This week’s headlines from across the city

GOVERNMENT VISIT It's not every day that a government minister pops into your workplace. But last week, Latest TV was honoured when culture secretary Sajid Javid came by to see the progress on our studio in Manchester Street, Brighton. The Conservative frontbencher certainly looked impressed and praised the team for their years of work in bringing local TV to the people of Brighton and Hove. To see what he had to say, check out www.thelatest.tv.  GREATER AMBITION Hundreds of homes, thousands of jobs and flood defences built to last – that is what Greater Brighton will deliver. The pledge came as representatives from the political, business and education sectors come together for the first gathering of the Greater Brighton Economic Board. The hope is that by coming together they can bring hundreds of millions of pounds of investment into the area stretching from Worthing to Newhaven and Brighton to Burgess Hill. To see our report, visit www.thelatest.tv. WAITING GAME City leaders are sitting nervously as they wait to hear if a £14 million bid to revamp Pavilion Gardens is successful. It is hoped the funding from the Heritage Lottery Fund would go towards a £35 million revamp of the open space and buildings in George IV’s royal estate. Despite a few hiccups along the way – most notably fears expressed by the owners of the Pavilion Gardens Cafe – everyone is hopeful for a positive response. An announcement is due in the coming days. THIN BLUE PLAQUE A Brighton police chief who was murdered on the job will be

suggested that males who expect sex without first offering their partner a tasty meal are likely to get a good kicking from angry females. The ground-breaking findings were uncovered by a team including James Gilbert, of the University of Sussex, after he looked at the mating habits of bushcrickets. YOU CAN BE HEROES Why exactly did Latest TV presenter Guy Lloyd join 1,500 people dressed as superheroes running down Hove prom? Well, it doesn’t take Batman to figure it out – it was the annual Heroes run. Among those taking part were dozens of people running in memory of six-year-old Felix White, from Hove, who died after a long fight against a rare form of cancer. To see our report, visit www.thelatest.tv.

permanently remembered thanks to a blue plaque. Henry Solomon was appointed the first chief police officer of Brighton in 1838 – the first Jewish person in the country to be appointed to that prominent role. However, six years later he was murdered in Brighton Town Hall after being hit on the head when interviewing a man caught stealing carpet. Thanks to the work of local campaigners, a blue plaque has now been installed on the side of the building as a permanent reminder to the local man.

CLUBBING TOGETHER More than 10,000 people have signed a petition to save a Brighton nightclub which closed after noise complaints from neighbours. Blind Tiger in Grand Parade, Brighton, was told by Brighton and Hove City Council that music from the venue was causing a nuisance to those living nearby. After it was slapped with a legal order, those running the club were told they could face the threat of court action and a potential £20,000 fine if loud noise continued to be reported. Despite thousands signing a petition in just a few days, the local authority said it had a responsibility to investigate all complaints. BIN-SEX-TS Females are more likely to want to mate if they have been “wined and dined” first, according to researchers. Their study of insects also

CHARITY HAIR-RAISER City College Brighton and Hove’s recent ‘Tribal’ themed Hair Show spectacular at the College’s Main Hall raised a grand total of £1,345 for Macmillan Cancer Support. The theme of the show had provided the students with the opportunity to let their imaginations run riot with Native American and African tribal themes alongside fantastical Disney-inspired styles. Some of the creations were truly hair-raising!

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08 BRIGHTON WRITES

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Andrew J Bullock In his new Made In Chelsea column, Andrew J Bullock brings you the weekly high & lowdowns from the TV series

Mark Brailsford ponders what The Albion will do next

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Made In Chelsea S7E7: “She re-lived the moment she died, drowning, as a sailor, in the Middle Ages”

s the blessed relief of a summer day begins to cleanse the long-suffering Albion fan of the residue of another mad season, it’s a good time to pause and reflect upon the season’s denouement. Anyone who went to Derby for the disappointing second leg of the play-offs quickly became resigned to the outcome. It was clear that Derby are a team on the up and they fully deserve promotion – more so than QPR who might be seen to have bought their way back to the Premier League if they win the final. The euphoria of the last-minute goal by that man from Argentina at Nottingham Forest gave way to the traditional Albion sangfroid once it became clear that Oscar Garcia had resigned. Oscar did a great job considering the injuries and transfer issues, but it was clear that he had similar difficulties with the system as Gus Poyet, although he handled it with much more dignity. So what is wrong at The Albion that two seemingly apposite characters have been unable to work within the current structure? Yes, FFP seems to be a factor and rightly so; if there is one club who know the perils of flirting with disaster it is The Albion. However, player recruitment seems to be an issue as well.

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t's Wheeze’s birthday! She is TWENTY FOUR! She wishes she was nineteen! Don’t be so ungrateful Wheeze, it could be worse, you could be TWENTY FIVE! Binky is cross with Spenny for advocating Alex’s adulterous lifestyle. Cheska and Fran are cross with Alex for HAVING an adulterous lifestyle. Cheska tells it like it is: “this relationship is doomed." Binky then turns to Alex and says “no it’s not, as long as you cheated just the FOUR times.” Have you ever heard such a depressing sentence? Sam is basically a Chelsea Try Hard – a CTH. He is desperately clawing for a storyline but he’s too small to really achieve one. Jamie says something cryptic about Alex to Lucy. Her ears shoot up like a shark’s (if a shark had ears) sensing chum in the water. There’s something Jamie isn’t telling her. WHAT. IS. IT. Mark-Francis is going to have regression therapy: that thing you do when you are taken back in time and you find out that you were a 17th century scullery maid in 1698. Wouldn’t it be hilarious if he found out that he was Bampfylde Moore Carew in a past life? Sam has invited a couple of token blondes to lunch with him and Spenny. Cue two leggy “Have you ever blondes, in corresponding pastel coloured heard such a jeans, strutting down the street like a couple of total bitches. On arrival at the restaurant depressing we learn that the bearable one is called Christiana and the horrendous one is called sentence?” Toff (which increases her horrendousness by a further 57%.) It transpires that Spenny once shagged Christiana. Toff keeps sticking her tongue up toward her top lip. It's very awkward. Binky and Lucy meet up so that Binky can shout at Lucy. She actually uses the phrase: “I won’t be giving Alex a third chance” which is nearly as tragic as “as long as you cheated just the FOUR times.” At Stevie’s birthday party there is a cake with Stevie’s face on it as a child. I HOPE it’s Stevie’s face, otherwise that’s a creepy-ass cake. Toff’s at the party and drops the bomb that Spenny hooked up with Christiana the other night. Sam is so upset that he throws a drink in Spenny’s face. Just when we thought Alex had only cheated on Binky with FOUR other girls, Jamie reveals he has actually done it with ONE HUNDRED AND FOUR at a mass orgy with Spenny and Hugh Hefner. Meanwhile, Binky and Spenny have made friends and Spenny suggests they have a three-way with Alex. Two minutes ago we would've thought he was kidding, but not now that we know he and Alex are dirty sex orgy partners. Lucy and Wheeze come to deliver the news that Alex’s cheating blackouts have now been eclipsed with a gang-bang. Binky has HAD it and slaps him, whilst Wheeze and Lucy watch on with relish. Next week’s predictions: according to the previews, Stevie kisses Steph! I can only hunker down and pray for daylight. Andrew’s blog can be read at drewjbullock.wordpress.com

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So what are the positives? Look ride to the play offs, at the development of the young stars of the future: the emergence against all the odds” of Rohan Ince has been magnificent, he is a fantastic player already and can only get better. Jake Forster Caskey will hopefully learn from this tough breakthrough season, he is too talented to fade away. Solly March has been very exciting and Lewis Dunk looks nailed on to be captain one day. The club’s first-class training ground will help prepare the squad and lead to a much improved youth development programme, but it may take some time to yield the fruits that fans crave now. But most of all, fans will yearn for an inspiring managerial appointment. Someone who is appointed quickly so the pre-season isn’t lost like last year – and someone who will make the team play more vibrantly. The appeal of tippy toe football is on the wane these days and to get out of the Championship Albion needs a more menacing, energetic style of play than it has shown of late. So who will be the next coach or manager? The favourite (at the time of writing) may be Tim Sherwood. Paul Clement is my bet, thanks to his top-level coaching experience in La Liga, but Sherwood would be an interesting choice if he rejects the Premier League options he undoubtedly has. Whoever it is, can they be persuaded to give the much-loved Inigo Calderon a start in coaching, surely a future Albion manager in the making? It was the best of seasons it was the worst of seasons, all rolled into one rollercoaster ride to the play offs, against all odds too. So, a typical season in the life of a Brighton and Hove Albion fan. But maybe we’ll get some exciting signings once a new man is installed at the helm of the training ground. Hopefully the club can stabilise as a top ten Championship team, capable of a good cup run or two and, essentially, playing a more exciting brand of football. Life in the Championship is pretty good, it certainly beats being walloped in a mad scramble to secure fourth from bottom of a seemingly rigged Premier League. And think of those fabulous away games at a lot of London clubs such as Fulham et al. One day, Albion will return to the top flight, but let’s be ready for it. Above all, if and when (surely when?) Albion gain promotion, please can we do it automatically? We’ve all had enough of the play-offs thank you very much.


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BRIGHTON WRITES 09

Guy Lloyd Man about town Guy on being taken seriously

Jade Hylton Girl about town Jade talks to DJ Outbreak

The art of the disc jockey

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J Outbreak has been disc jockeying in Brighton for seventeen years and has recently got airtime on local radio station Juice FM. Urban/street vibe DJ Outbreak has been mixing at the nightclub Audio for four years and has recently started regular gigs on the seafront, at nightclubs Coalition and Wahoo. “I started when I bought my first decks at the age of thirteen,” he tells us. “It was either that or a bike.” Did you ever think you were going to go pro? “You never think 'I'm going to do this for a job,' you just did it with your mates. Then people start seeing you and say; start playing here and doing this gig there. That starts you thinking – I can actually make some money! But it's taken a hell of a long time.”

Someone is listening to my drivel

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ight years on from doing my first radio show, I still haven’t learnt from my time on the airwaves. There are some people listening. Not so much in the hospital radio days, but it’s been steadily building towards world domination over the years and yet when I’m sat on my own, staring into a screen and talking to a microphone, I frequently forget that someone, somewhere, is listening to my drivel. I’d always been used to performing in front of a crowd prior to the radio career, whether it was in bands or doing comedy. I’d always been able to instantly tell how things were going by the number of people quietly heading for the exit door. But radio is very different. It’s largely anonymous. You get texts, tweets and the odd seagull peering through the window but aside from that, you never get that instant laugh, groan and heckle, without seeing a listener’s face. You get a sense on a live phone call but you still can’t see that face. It’s all imaginary. Which of course is amazing and part of the magic of radio, but it’s also at times baffling, to be frank. You don’t know how it’s going. And so it goes. I just rattle on, oblivious to who’s listening and not always sure what I’m saying. But people constantly remind me that what I say can be heard and I often suffer the consequences. For example, I interviewed a man doing Worthing Birdman a few years ago (jumping off the pier, pretending to fly) and at some “In radio terms, point I said, “that sounds fun.” And that was all that’s a red rag it took. Within minutes I had a charity calling the studio asking me to do the jump for them. to a bull” What could I say? I did it, despite my chronic vertigo and raised lots of money for charity. Hoorah. All good for everyone concerned, but I learnt there and then, that everything I said on the radio could have repercussions. I told myself to rein it in. Be a bit more aware of what I’m saying. Remember that somewhere, someone is listening to me and quite possibly taking me quite seriously. Perhaps even believing what I say. I thought I’d learnt my lesson. And then I interviewed the woman commentating on the Brighton Marathon for Channel 4 back in April. I think you know what’s coming. I said something along the lines of, “it inspires me every year.” Not, “I really want to run myself into the ground.” Or, “I quite fancy risking a heart attack.” No, all I said was that having commentated on the race for the radio for the last four years, I had found it an inspiring event. That’s all. In radio terms, that’s a red rag to a bull. Within minutes, a charity was on the phone, “would you like run for us next year Guy?” Again I was put on the spot. It would be an amazing thing to achieve, but what about all the training and healthy living I have to do between now and April 2015? How will I cope with Christmas without being drunk throughout the month of December? Anyway, all this is irrelevant. I’ve signed up and I’ve started to train (cutting down on cakes). But I will no longer be talking between songs on my radio show. I’ll be there, but there will just be gaps and awkward silences either side of Rihanna, just so I’m not doing a naked bungee jump this time next year. Oh crap, the phone’s going... Facebook: facebook.com/JuiceDrive Website: www.guylloyd.co.uk Listen to Guy at Brighton’s Juice 107.2 Monday–Friday 3-7pm on Juice Drive

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“I don’t see how someone tapping buttons on their computer could really be anything I would buzz off”

It must be strange going from doing a live gig at a nightclub with a pumping crowd to mixing in a radio studio. “There’s a hell of a difference when you’re talking about energy and buzzing off people, obviously you don't get that in the studio, but when I used to do pirate radio, and you get people phoning you up and asking you to play this track and that, you still get that bit of energy. With a club set you’re playing songs that people want to dance to, playing on radio, you get to play songs you want to play and you get that buzz from people liking what you actually like, rather than songs you have to play.” Disc jockeying is still in its toddler days as a musical profession. It was only in the early ’80s, when Herbie Hancock released Rockit, that scratching became popular and DJing as we know it was born. People started pulling all their old vinyl out of the attic and ended up making completely new sounds and completely new genres of music. What do you think of how the skills and techniques of DJing have changed with technology? “In a way there’s not that much showmanship in DJing any more. When you look at someone who’s tapping on their laptop, it’s not as good as someone scratching their records, going between and getting into it. I don’t see how someone tapping buttons on their computer could really be anything I would buzz off, or really want to go and pay to see. On the other hand, with the music, you can take it so much further with remixing songs or making your own song live. There’s ups and downs to everything, but the showmanship’s not there any more at all.” Aside from the technique, what do you think makes a good disc jockey? “A good DJ is someone who can read a crowd, have the right songs and be able to rock a party.” Check out DJ Outbreak mixing his set Pump Up The Jam on Juice FM every Friday 11:00pm – 1:00am. Trash Mondays and Saturdays at Coalition, and Friday Night Project at Wahoo. Contact details for DJ Outbreak: www.soundcloud.com/outbreezy www.mixcloud.com/outbreezy djoutbreak@hotmail.com www.jadehylton.wordpress.com

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Bare Cheek Brian Mitchell and Joseph Nixon’s thoroughly scurrilous Brighton column

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hock news! Spunky Hollywood favourite Sandra Bullock has been revealed to be a computergenerated sprite created by mogul Harvey Weinstein. “I guess the truth was bound to come out sooner or later,” chuckled Weinstein from the swimming pool beside his enormous solid gold house, “especially after that bit at the Oscars where there was a glitch and she suddenly started vomiting small kitchen appliances. But she's a great kid and I'm sure she'll go on to make many more great movies.” Other actors recently revealed to be computergenerated include Ryan Reynolds, James McAvoy and Charles Grodin. World War II film The Monuments Men is to be remade, despite having been released only three months ago. “It was a great movie for its time,” said producer/director J.J. Abrams, “that time being slightly earlier in the year than now, but I think the audiences of June and July of this year require something a bit more sophisticated, hence the reboot.” Rumours of another reboot of this reboot to be scheduled for November of this year have yet to be confirmed.

Mike Leigh is the surprise announcement for director of the new Bourne thriller The Bourne Investigation. The 83-year-old Londoner, who is better-known for his bleak, semi-improvised character pieces, is said to be “thrilled” to be involved. The film is due to be released in 2016 and the cast will include Matt Damon, Brenda Blethyn, Sting, Paddy Considine, Lee Majors, Ricky Gervais and John Lithgow as “Uncle Barry”. The new hit craze sweeping Hollywood is... Manichaeism, the dualistic gnostic religion that holds an absolute view of good and evil. Adherents include Gwyneth Paltrow, Billy Bob Thornton, Chevy Chase, Bradley Cooper and Tim Allen. Brian Levant (of Jingle All The Way fame) is set to direct the first ever sex-free pornographic film. The currently untitled movie, on which cameras will start to roll in August, will be filmed in Los Angeles. “It's for people who like the dialogue and acting of a porn movie, but are put off by the endless sexual intercourse,” said executive producer Steven Spielberg shortly before boarding a helicopter made of diamonds.

In & Out

PUZZLES

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NO. 69: THE MAESTRO The maestro sits down at his grand piano and begins playing. The music he produces is beautiful beyond description and has his audience in raptures. However, as he plays the last note, his trousers fall down, the front of his shirt rolls up like a Venetian blind, his wig flies off revealing a bald pate, and he is shot dead by a bullet from a high-velocity rifle wielded by a woman sitting in row F. Why? SOLUTION TO LAST WEEK'S PROBLEM Plimpton couldn't possibly have known that Jacobson wasn't at the ballet that night, because he (Plimpton) is merely a character in a novel being read by Jacobson's wife.

• Hear’Say • Polo holes • Three men and a Little Lady • Referring to Jill Dando as “Jan Dildo.”

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• Cobblestones • The Macarena • Father Dear Father • Bertie Bassett • Joanne Guest

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five reasons to see the opinion makers at the ropetackle It may have come to your attention that we here at Bare Cheek are not above promoting our own shows on this our purportedly impartial column (seemingly otherwise unconnected with showbiz), thereby breaching longestablished journalistic protocol and shattering the bonds of professional integrity. And this week is no different. So here they are – our five reasons why you should see The Opinion Makers at The Ropetackle Arts Centre, Shoreham-by-Sea, Thursday 5 June, 8pm, as part of the splendid Adur Festival: 1) It won a much-coveted Argus Angel for artistic excellence in Brighton Festival 2014 2) It received rave reviews, with Fringe Review calling it a “Surefire hit” and Broadway Baby describing it as “one of the most pleasurable evenings in the theatre for a long time.” Why, this very organ, Latest 7 magazine, praised it for “Great gags” which “push the limits of comedy and music not seen since Python's heyday.” And if they don’t know, who does? 3) It's your very last chance to see it in this area. 4) It's a bargain at £10. And for that money you get to see David Mounfield in a kilt. 5) If you don't, we won't come to see your show when it's on – alright? See ropetacklecentre.co.uk for more details. Box Office: 01273 464440

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entangled in fairy mischief on the eve of a Royal Wedding. Dreams and reality become interchangeable, and romantic chaos ensues. “There are in fact four storylines in A Midsummer Night’s Dream,” says Hall. “Shakespeare sets out each storyline and then they all collide in Act Five, and everyone goes home happy. It’s an absolute masterpiece.” In The Comedy of Errors, Shakespeare’s smartest and most farcical play, two sets of twins, separated at birth, find themselves in the same city 25 years later with hilarious consequences. A series of

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complicated speech in Shakespeare, listen to the end,” advises Hall. “You’ll get two or three lines that sum everything up. So for all those people who didn’t get everything, he looks after you at the end. He uses that method again and again and again.” Explaining the Propeller approach to Shakespeare, Hall comments: “We work hard to deliver a very lucid evening in the theatre. I want audiences to feel involved in our shows. I want it still to be with you as you go to work the next morning.” Don’t miss one of the country’s most innovative, energetic and exciting theatre companies when they visit Theatre Royal Brighton from Tuesday 10 – Saturday 14 June. To book tickets: 0844 871 7650 (bkg fee) www.atgtickets.com/brighton (bkg fee)

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mistaken identities, assumed personas and wild mishaps bring a family crisis – so complicated that time itself loses the plot – into heartwarming focus. “This production of The Comedy of Errors is set on a sort of 1980s package holiday island, where there are sombreros, sunglasses, too much sangria and sun, and people getting into trouble,” says Hall. “It’s colourful, fast and funny.” Asked why Shakespeare still speaks to a modern audience, Hall explains: “Shakespeare was a very successful writer at a time when most writers died penniless. He was popular, populist, quick and contemporary. His audience were largely illiterate, so the myth that you need to have studied for years to enjoy one of his plays is just that – a myth. c o he ve “Next time you listen to a n t th e c o v e r

WIRED FOR SOUND ADVICE The Digital, Media & Tech Jobs Fair 2014 is here to offer careers advice, and a good job too

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On Friday 6 June, Brighton Dome will be playing host to The Digital, Media & Tech Jobs Fair 2014, powered by Wired Sussex. Whether you’re looking to get a foot on the career ladder, a new opportunity or a change in career, the fair will put you face-to-face with key contacts in the local creative, digital and IT sector. The event is the perfect opportunity for jobseekers to meet the growing pool of local creative, digital, media and tech (CDIT) employers. It will also give them access to information and expertise that can help them get started with their chosen career path or even get inspired to take it to the next level. The event, which is closely linked to The Wired Sussex Intern Placement Programme, will be a combination of industry-led talks and panel sessions, training (including how to use social media to find work), CV advice, networking, and of course local CDIT companies looking to recruit.

Wired Sussex is a Brighton-based membership organisation for companies and freelancers operating in the creative, digital, media and technology sector in Sussex. Funded by The Regional Growth Fund, the Intern Placement Programme is of significant importance to the Coast to Capital region, helping local businesses grow whilst developing talent. With over 150 placements on offer until Match 2015 skilled jobseekers can search for the right opportunity in their chosen career via www.wiredsussex.com/internships. The Digital, Media & Tech Jobs Fair will also act as an opportunity to showcase the current internships on offer and provide further information about the scheme. We are hoping for over a thousand people to pass through the door on the day, all eager to gain careers advice, sector specific information and to make face to face

contact with potential new employers. Caroline Morris, Talent Acquisition and Engagement Manager at Wired Sussex and Project Manager for the Intern Placement Programme adds: “These days jobseekers can’t just wait for work to find them or rely on a qualification being enough to open doors. They need to be proactive, demonstrate their interest and passions and get involved. Our Digital, Media & Tech Jobs Fair is the perfect and unique opportunity for jobseekers of all levels to grab with both hands and shouldn’t be missed.” The event is for anyone that has ever been curious about what it's like to have a digital, media or technology job, or if they want to take the first step, the next step, or even a big career leap. Entrance to the event is free, but to attend you will need to register online (go to www.wiredsussex.com). For more press information, please contact: events@wiredsussex.com, 01273 692888


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L7 Hotlist Cafés & restaurants catering for all tastes. For more dining options visit www.thelatest.co.uk

The Chilli Pickle

British & Modern European

The Chilli Pickle is a local favourite with national standing which combines traditional Indian methods with local produce and an individual style. Their ample thalis spice up a midday meeting or a catch-up with friends, while the evening menu offers inventive street food, local seafood and tasty regional curries, served in an upbeat and informal atmosphere. The Chilli Pickle featured in the National Restaurant Awards’ UK top 100 in 2011-12, and scooped ‘Best Casual Dining’ at the 2012 British Curry Awards. The Chilli Pickle, 17 Jubilee Square, Brighton 01273 900383, www.thechillipickle.com

Bardsley’s

Probably Brighton’s most popular fish ’n’ chip shop and restaurant with a large loyal clientele. Traditional and family-run with favourites and excellent daily fish specials. Open for lunch and dinner Tuesday to Saturday, it’s also a great party venue. There are massive fish platters and seasonal seafood, plus vegetarian choices. Fully licensed. Bardsley’s, 22–23a Baker Street, Brighton, BN1 4JN, 01273 681256, www.bardsleys-fishandchips.co.uk

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Coggings & Co

Coggings & Co is all about great burgers, made with local ingredients sourced with care, prepared with skill and served with warmth. They serve the best burgers you've ever tasted with a delicious set of sides and puddings. Nothing too complicated. Because in their experience, simple almost always turns out to be best. It's an ethos that's also shared by a whole bunch of other wonderful people. From the chefs and waiting staff to the farmers, producers and suppliers who provide such amazing ingredients, they are all united by a passion for outstanding, wholesome local produce. Coggings & Co, 87-93 Dyke Road, Brighton, East Sussex, BN1 3JE, 01273 220220, www.coggingsandco.com

Indian Chaula’s Lewes

Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals

Chaula and her team breathe fresh air into the idea of Indian food with authentic recipes served in bright and stylish surroundings. The cooking is executed with a light touch too, no heavy ghee-based sauces here but an altogether healthier approach – but not at the cost of flavour. Both delicious and affordable. Buffet available for £6.99; Meal Deal for £9.99. Chaula’s, 2–3 Little East Street, Brighton, BN1 1HT, 01273 771661, www.chaulas.co.uk

Coggings & Co are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. Also a wide variety of vegetarian and vegan as well as gluten and wheat free dishes. Buffet available 11am–3pm Monday to Saturday. Chaula’s, Eastgate House, 6 Eastgate Street, Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk

The definitive delivery service from The Chilli Pickle launched this year. Bold, Indian-inspired design, specially-commissioned artwork and smart delivery stake out new ground in home dining. Meanwhile, the menu showcases some of the restaurant’s familiar touches, with regional curries, homemade pickles and chutneys, plus superb ice creams. The Chilli Pickle Canteen: order online at http://thechillipicklecanteen.com, 01273 900384

Italian Donatello

Flagship venue of this local family-run business serving excellent Italian food in stylish surroundings. Brilliant value meal deals on blackboards – two courses £7.95 or three for £9.95 – as well as à la carte. The haunt of celebs in season from soap stars to politicos. Fun, friendly and fabulous value. Donatello, Brighton Place, Brighton, BN1 1HJ, 01273 775477, www.donatello.co.uk

Thai Street Thai

Dishes served here are simple, healthy and delicious using the finest and freshest ingredients. Thai people love their street food and Street Thai is the most authentic way of eating and experiencing Thai food. Set menu is available every day except Saturday with two courses at £9.75 and three courses at £11.75. Street Thai, 5 & 20 Brighton Square, Brighton, BN1 1HD, 01273 207444

Up to 50% off your food bill Table Pouncer

Table Pouncer has teamed up with Latest 7 to offer diners up to 50% off their food bill. Register for free and take advantage of great savings. Participating restaurants change all the time, so check back and see whether your favourite is there. From Italian and Chinese to seafood and more, eating out has just got a lot more affordable. http://thelatest.co.uk/tablepouncer/

Chaula’s Brighton

A second venue for this brilliant Indian restaurant is now open here in Brighton. Superb regional dishes, fresh tasting and exciting.

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ANDREW KAY’S FOOD & DRINK

Food & Drink Andrew Kay on his new role presenting food programmes for Latest TV

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So now my career takes yet another turn and I am making TV. I have already talked about my very exciting International Chef Exchange project, which simply goes from strength to strength. We will have episodes, an hour long from Maastricht, Rotterdam, Den Hague, Guernsey, Sicily and Sweden – call me jet setter from now on, please. The food is sublime, really exciting, as are the producers that we visit along the way. Whilst loving my restaurant foods and my chef friends, I am also a passionate cook and lover of great home cooking. With this in mind, and working with my foodie mate Nick Beddowes, we have created a second programme called Cook It!. Cook It! is about home cooking, it’s about gaining confidence in your own kitchen, about learning how to understand seasonal ingredients and basic cooking skills that will help you to make great and affordable dishes for your family and friends. We will also be making food that kids will love to both make and eat; simple and satisfying dishes with the emphasis on foods that are good for you. I will always place pleasure in eating high on my wish list, but I can also see that we need to strive to be healthier as a nation as we move forward and to cut down on the profligate waste of food. In addition we will be building a stock of essentials – cupboard, pantry or larder, call it what you will – and these will be the basics that will form the start of your life as a home cook, and take away the sting of shopping from recipe books where the peripheral ingredients can outweigh the central items.

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ome of you will have seen me performing live on stage at the Brighton and Hove Food and Drink Festival. For ten years now I have been hosting and presenting events and running the Live Food Stage, where great chefs join me in the kitchen to demonstrate their dishes and cooking skills. It’s a role that I have grown into, and love; that interaction with chefs and audiences who are keen to see how professional chefs work, learn how they conceive new dishes and how they deliver them to diners. When the boss told me that we were moving into TV he also flippantly suggested that he wanted me to be the new Nigella. Well, I have some of the curves, nowhere near the same (very public) dramas, but I do have the same love of food. When people suggest that I might be just a tad overweight I reply by saying that it’s not fat – it’s a CV!

Last week we built our studio, in the catering department of Brighton’s City College, and filmed episode one. It was a joy to be in the kitchen with the Latest TV crew, and Nick. Our guest chef was Ed Heller, AKA that chef bloke who cooks up a storm at The Brunswick in Hove. The lovely Laura Lockington, long-time foodie friend and ace writer joins me on set for seasonal tips, and for episode one Shoshana Plail, founder and director of Child Friendly Brighton and Hove, brought in her delightful kids, Shula, Isaac and Charlotte. I was scared about that bit, but they were pure gold and they loved my alternative to deep fried chicken that is both low in salt, tasty, and cheap – plus easy and fast to make. In fact, apart form cutting the chicken, they did the rest themselves. Cook It! will appear on Latest TV Channel 8 from July this year, and week on week we hope to bring you the very best chefs, tips and seasonal ideas to give you confidence in your own kitchen.

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WAVE WORLD Health & beauty news & reviews for spring/summer

BRILLIANT BEAUTY BOXES

If you can be found in Boots or Superdrug spending all your points each week, then the beauty box is a brilliant alternative to help save those pennies. Ranging from £5 to £12 per month, beauty box companies send a variety of branded products in sample and full size, worth £30 or more. The famous Birchbox and Glossy Box offer a selection of high street and high-end brands, with boxes such as Love Me Beauty offering a

range of different products you won’t find in a shop. www.birchbox.co.uk www.glossybox.co.uk www.lovemebeauty.com/

FOUNDATION SWAP

As the temperamental British sun begins to make a break for it, swap your usual foundation for one with added SPF to keep you protected from those rays. Smashbox BB cream offers SPF35 and even coverage that won’t shift during the day. The Garnier All-InOne BB cream, provides a flawless and luminous finish with added SPF15 to even out skin tone. Alternatively, try the new CC cream craze that’s creating a buzz. Wave recommends using Clinique Moisture Surge CC Cream with SPF30, guaranteed to keep your skin hydrated, while providing light and protected coverage. www.clinique.co.uk www.smashbox.com www.garnier.co.uk

TIME FOR TEA

Known to give you an antioxidant boost, Matcha tea is a great, healthy

alternative to your usual Earl Grey. Packed with vitamins and minerals, the tea leaves are specially grown to get the maximum chlorophyll content, which produces the wonderful green colour and is rich in antioxidants. And you don’t just have to have it in your tea – there are hundreds of recipes ranging from ice creams, cocktails and even a banana loaf! www.matchateafactory.com

RELAX WITH HATHA YOGA

Increase your mind-body awareness in a relaxing and calming manner with Hatha Yoga. As the most widespread type of yoga, it originated in the 15th century and focuses on different postures and breathing techniques to build physical and mental strength. The meditation practices are the ideal stress-reducing yoga type. The Brighton Natural Health Centre runs weekly courses at all levels, varying in techniques. Visit www.bnhc.co.uk for information on classes

BRIGHTON FASHION WEEK LAUNCH

The fashion fruit bowl of Brighton is just as colourful and eclectic as ever, bursting at the seams with talent and creativity. This year sees the return of the popular Brighton Fashion Week, supporting the emergence of new and established

Spring has sprung! Rhiannon Pulling finds the must-have spring accessories for you Lipsy Flower Charm Collar, £30 www.lipsy.co.uk Turning around any outfit, this necklace is a brilliant summer staple. Adding a touch of glamour, layer this over a maxi dress or style down with jeans and t-shirt.

designers. Kicking off with a launch party in June to give you a taste of what’s to come, this event will also include the beautiful Vintage Fashion Showcase. As well as collections from Brighton’s Fifties-inspired label Oh My Honey, and Sarina Poppy and her gorgeous creations. www.brightonfashionweek.com

SPRING-CLEAN THAT WARDROBE!

As you swap your winter boots and jumpers for pretty sandals and dresses, a spring-clean of your wardrobe is essential. It’s a chance to discover some old gems that have been hiding in the back of your wardrobe for too long. House Beautiful offer some great tips on the subject – such as writing all your items down and setting up ‘zones’ for different garments or occasions. www.housebeautiful.com

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Oliver Bonas Floral Painted Crystal Necklace, £26 www.oliverbonas.com For those dull spring mornings, this floral necklace will bring you a little sparkle. This statement necklace from Oliver Bonas will be perfect layered over a plain white t-shirt or summer dress. French Connection Watch, £85 www.frenchconnection.com Simple, yet sleek and modern, French Connection have created a stunning watch that will suit any outfit. The tan strap and gold metal oozes sophistication.

F&F Pink Doctor Bag, £13 www.tesco.com/clothing Pastels have been the big trend dominating this spring and summer, with this bag nailing it perfectly. The small bucket size makes it a great addition for those days out, while the practical cross-over strap makes it suitable for all activities.

Primark Flower Applique Clutch, £10 www.primark.co.uk Bring a touch of floral to your outfit with this gorgeous clutch. The 3D flowers add texture and femininity.

Monsoon Florence Print Silk Scarf, £35 www.monsoon.co.uk Although winter may be behind us, a light summer scarf is a necessity in the unpredictable British weather! Guaranteed to create a splash of colour on any outfit, this scarf will have you dreaming of Italy.

Accessorize Shell Flower Bracelet, £12 www.accessorize.com In tune with the summer floral trend, this bracelet is a beautful example. Creating movement and texture with the raised flowers, it's a must-have for floral fans.


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Revitalise, rest, repeat Yoga for all... espeically those who don’t think they can!

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or someone who has had little or no expereince of yoga, walking into a room full of well established yogis folding in half, balancing on their hands with their legs in the air and performing back crabs can be somewhat intimidating. Even the salute to the sun warm-ups would challenge the average fitness enthusiast to begin with. The good news, is that not all classes are like this. Head to Revitalise and you will find an array of classes suitable for all levels and abilities, including Mysore, Ashtanga, Vinyasa Flow, Yin Yang, Pregnancy and Hatha, as well as classes just for beginners. Hurray! All classes are kept to small numbers with high levels of teacher interaction offering modifications and adjustments where needed, so you can relax knowing you are in safe hands and in a room of students at a similar level to you. If you find a beginner yoga class is too much for you to start with, then I would strongly recommend trying pilates – there are less positions that put weight on the wrists, for example, and understanding how to engage your core and lengthen your spine would be a great starting point before moving onto a beginner yoga class. Attend regular classes, and you will be amazed at how quickly you observe changes in your body awareness and alignment, mobility and flexibility, strength and stamina. As you then begin to develop the breath and movement connection you will naturally start to close off the mind, enhance concentration and increase focus which has the desired meditative affect. With regular practice, you can

To kickstart your yogic journey, some of the most well established and experienced teachers are offering a first class FREE for new clients at Revitalise Brighton in June: Tuesdays 5.30pm Beginner with Alexa Tuesdays 6.30-7.45pm Vinyasa flow with Alexa Tuesdays 7.30-9pm Yin Yang with Sasha Wednesdays 6pm Ashtanga influenced flow with Laura Thursdays 6pm Ashtanga for beginners with Sophie Thursdays 7.30pm Mysore self practice yoga with Sophie

And if you prefer the sound of pilates, take advantage of a FREE class at Revitalise. When you book a 6 week course, new clients only pay for 5 weeks.

progress onto more challenging styles of yoga such as Vinyasa Flow, Ashtanga and Mysore, where the positions you never thought were possible start to become achievable, and it’ll be you in those classes folding in half and performing back crabs! Revitalise, 86 Church Road, Hove, 01273 738389, health@revitalise-u.com, and 123A Western Road, Brighton, 01273 710855, brighton@revitalise-u.com, Visit the website www.revitalise-u.com for the class timetables and special offers.


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Brighton School For Alexander Louise Michel talks to Suzie Sanderson

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ello! I’m Karma Karl and I offer professional, heart-centred help, support, coaching, teaching and counselling one to one and in my new weekly groups and urban retreats here in the heart of Kemp town. I’m focused on helping you get results! There’s not much I haven’t experienced myself; depression, anxiety, grief, pain, trauma, illness. And I now inspire, support, help and guide people just like you as they journey towards happier, healthier, more peaceful, more contented times. The art of Meditation and Mindfulness is at the heart of whatI offer and can absolutely help to heal and transform your life as it’s doing for me. And yes! Anyone can learn, change, heal and grow! Let’s make life better! Let’s heal the past. Let’s calm that busy mind and explore the Power of Now. Meditation and Mindfulness is an adventure into joy and happiness. Peacefulness and contentment. Now... who wouldn’t like a bit more of that!?! Here’s your invitation. Right here. Right now. Are you fed up? Depressed? Anxious? Stressed out? In pain? I know what that’s like. I’ve been there too. But change is possible. Healing and transformation is available. Let’s get started! www.karmakarl.com, 07508164364

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uzie and her husband, Chris, are internationally renowned teachers of Alexander, and have taught 40,000 sessions. They offer practitioner training at their beautiful Georgian home in Kemptown, and run one of the most successful private practises in the country. Suzie says that “Anybody of any age can learn Alexander.”

Why become a practitioner? Sarah Eddy cast member STOMP – “This course is brilliant” Angela East cellist – “For anyone who is considering training, I would say: ‘Do not hesitate’” People who come in with physical complaints are often surprised by the lift in spirits. Julia Bishop, an international violinist: “It seems that getting rid of aches and pains is only the beginning, it’s the psychological stuff which amazes me. A total liberation.” The Brighton School offers MSTAT qualification, running during school terms. Suzie tells me that most of their students are now in private practise, explaining how professionals from a variety of backgrounds have been inspired to retrain. “One of the advantages of being a practitioner is you only need a table, you can teach anywhere in the world, and have an income postretirement!” she beams. “It’s all about liberating people in mind body and spirit.” Lewes, Brighton, Crawley, Reigate. www.alexandertechnique.org.uk 01273 605 226, 07738821056

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Dear Jacquie Your queries about natural health answered by Jacquie Lane for the College of Naturopathic Medicine I’m dreading the menopause. Is there natural help? Please see the start of the menopause as the beginning of freedom! This is how it is viewed in many other countries. Natural therapies such as acupuncture, herbal medicine and homeopathy can be enormously helpful in treating menopausal problems. However, since dietary and lifestyle changes can have such a huge impact on the classic menopause symptoms of hot flashes, night sweats and low moods, I suggest that you start by making some everyday changes to help yourself.

An area to pay particular attention to is your bone health to help prevent osteoporosis. Oestrogen is very protective of bone health and declining levels during and after the menopause can cause the classic symptoms mentioned above. You can help protect your bones by having a good selection of naturally occurring calcium and vitamin D foods. Good levels of calcium are found in broccoli and green leafy vegetables, sesame seeds, almonds, dairy foods, and tinned salmon with the bones mashed in. Vitamin D is plentiful in oily fish, eggs and dairy products. And don’t forget to get natural daylight every

wave 19 day, even when the sun is absent from Brighton! Vitamin K; boron; zinc and magnesium are also essential for keeping bones strong. Reducing fizzy drinks; saturated fats; alcohol; caffeine; sugar and salt would be helpful for bone health, heart health and to prevent or reduce hot flashes. A group of foods called phytoestrogens are very useful for helping the body replace some of its naturally lost oestrogen levels. Good foods containing these include flax seeds, oats, chick peas, lentils, sage, and red clover. Weight-bearing exercise is also very protective of bones. Combine this with some regular walking/cardiovascular exercise for heart health. Adequate soluble fibre found in vegetables and fruits, and clear fluids are required for good bowel health, and essential fatty acids found in flax seeds and oily fish are good for joints and heart health. Our moods can fall at this time, so you might like to see a herbalist about a herb that could be safe and useful for you. See your health professional for advice.

Free Brighton open evening Thurs 5 June 6.30pm-8.30pm Free Brighton Open Evening - find out about CNM training to become a nutritional therapist. www.naturopathy-uk.com

Jacquie Lane is both a lecturer and the Director of Studies at CNM, (College of Naturopathic Medicine) in Brighton. Jacquie also runs her own nutrition clinic and manages a biological testing lab specialising in digestive issues. Email Jacquie at: sunshinenutrition@hotmail.co.uk


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Latest Style Rhatia Renée finds ’80s screen style at Beyond Retro UK

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LOOK ONE: Yellow playsuit, Beyond Retro Blue visor, Beyond Retro Biker boots, H&M

LOOK TWO: Orange galaxy dress, Beyond Retro Gold belt, Beyond Retro Biker boots, H&M

LOOK THREE: Orange lace top, Beyond Retro White vest, H&M Black panties, H&M Net bag, Gap Biker boots, H&M

LOOK FIVE: Pink and blue houndstooth jumper, Beyond Retro Navy high waisted ‘disco’ pants. Black suede wedges

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80S RETRO CHIC

Make-up: Alicia Sandeman Studio Asst: Zoe Van Spyk. Clothes: Models own

ow, I was a wee one in the ‘80s. My mom dressed me, and anything she didn’t like got chucked in the bin. In fact if memory serves correct I spent most of my childhood surviving public education in a private school uniform, picking my nose, eating Doritos and crushing on white boys. Then there was my ‘all time escape’... the movies. Looking back on it, my thoughts on who looked and dressed a certain way were always defined by the characters that wore the clothes on the big screen. Marty McFly’s red worker’s vest seemed ready for time travel adventure. Kelly LeBrock’s magnificent hair flowed through wind and special effects; a barbie doll come to life. Suited-up Gordon Gekko gave us the “OK” to be greedy bastards with his slicked back hair and giant brick of a cell phone. And you couldn’t have squeezed though the ‘80s (or any John Hughes film) without a good dose of Molly Ringwald’s preppy chic. These weren’t my most fashionable days and I wasn’t a Vogue reader, but when the time was ripe, I had plenty of inspiration on how to dress simply by referring to the screen. So you can only imagine my excitement when the time came to do a fashion shoot using clothes from Beyond Retro UK, a store that specializes in clothes from the decadent decade. Their huge space in Brighton’s North Laine neighbourhood is filled top to bottom with second hand and ‘80s inspired pieces. The day I got permission to pull from their racks, my assistant and I ran through the place like a couple of maniacs. We threw colourful pieces from every nook and cranny of the store into our baskets. So many childhood memories came flooding back as we sifted through colourful jackets, clear plastic visors and kitschy sunglasses. As most of their clothes come from America, I felt I had a special connection to nearly everything in the store that represented all the crazy fashion trends the ‘80s threw at us. Morgan, our cutesie model, sports some fave looks off the racks at the famed store. Have a good look and see if any of the pieces would liven up your wardrobe.

LOOK FOUR:  Tie die skirt, Beyond Retro Yellow Boob tube, H&M Gold aztec necklace Black suede wedges


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Celebcity with Jo Brooks Footie ace Gary Lineker, Circus Street Brighton, Republica at Brighton Pride & Steve Coogan

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atch of the Day pundit and England and Spurs footie ace Gary Lineker, was seen on Ship Street in the city filming the latest advert for his money-spinning Walkers crisps contract. The perma-tanned ex-striker will no doubt be packing plenty of his favourite savoury snacks when he heads off to Brazil for this year’s World Cup.  

REPUBLICA AT BRIGHTON PRIDE

With just 10 weeks to go until the biggest day in the city’s calendar, we are excited to hear news that Republica, one of the most iconic 90s femalefronted rock bands, will be playing the festival’s brand-new Q Live Music Stage. Republica front-woman Saffron Sprackling, says: “I'm so excited to play Brighton Pride this year as the gay and lesbian community have always been such great supporters of our music. I’m proud to say one of our songs, Drop Dead Gorgeous, has been described as a gay anthem, with many gay couples telling me over the years it means a lot to them. Pride is a brilliant celebration for everybody to be proud of who they are, their sexuality and beliefs. We have loved headlining at Summer Rites and G.A.Y. in London, so to be playing Brighton Pride in my hometown feels like coming home.” As well as selling millions of albums worldwide, Republica’s Saffron has been in demand as a vocalist, collaborating with The Prodigy, The Cure, Junkie XL, Gary Numan, Jeff Beck, Jah Wobble, N-Joi, Mark Moore, St Etienne and The Shamen. Get your tickets before the end of May for just £15 from www.brighton-pride.org

On Saturday 31 May, get along to the old market at Circus Street to spot the work of some of the very best street artists to visit the city. Famous artists taking part include RYCA, Pure Evil, Zeus, David Walker, Copyright, Carne Griffiths, Hutch, Cassette Lord, Jimi Crayon, Gemma Compton and Dylan Floyd. artrepublic owner Lawrence Alkin, who is sponsoring the street art festival, says: 'Street art has become highly collectable in recent years, with artists making headline news for their wonderful creations. Urban ArtFest represents a fantastic and rare opportunity to meet these highly skilled artists and see their work created up close. I am delighted that artrepublic AND ink_d, as leading galleries representing this art form, are working with Brighton Fringe to create a fun-packed day for everyone.’ To tie in with this extravaganza of urban art, ink_d gallery on North Road are holding a street art show called Snapshot: The Next Generation of Street Artists, running until June 1. Urban ArtFest, Sat 31st May, 1pm-5pm, Circus Street, Brighton, BN2 9QF.

COOGAN CRUSH

We aren’t ashamed to say that at JBPR, we have a rather significant crush on the comedy genius that is Steve Coogan. So it was with great joy that we spotted the star of The Italian Trip in the Rottingdean branch of Tesco. Is it just us or is that man getting better with age? He was looking a-mazing and we have to report he has very, very nice legs – or as we are calling them in the office, his fabulous ‘Pauline Calves’.

Have you spotted a celeb in the city? comment@thelatest.co.uk

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Andrew Kay

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IY? Do you DIY? Those three simple letters can strike fear into the hearts of even the butchest amongst us, men and women both. The thought that you will be expected to hang a door, put up shelves, mend a tap washer or replace a light fitting... scarier than abseiling, more terrifying than sky-diving, and as daunting as sport. Well, for me sport, I don’t do sport full stop! Funnily enough I do do DIY. When I really need to, that is. For many many years I kept it as a dark secret that I am rather good at that sort of thing. I even have an A level in woodwork; well, it was the early seventies and at boys’ schools we had to do that sort of thing. So yes, I could at one time cut a pretty perfect dovetail joint and master the mortice and tenon. You may well wonder why I have hidden this fact. Well, the minute you let anyone know that you are proficient in all things practical your mates come out of the woodwork needing you (and your toolbox) to solve those little domestic traumas that otherwise require calling a trade professional, and paying the price asked. I’m all for calling out the pros when it comes to serious jobs. Okay, I can do a fair amount of things myself, but have I got the time? Have I got the patience may be more to the point. No, leave it to the pros for those big jobbies and preserve your soul from the traumas of DIY. That said, there are some jobs that I simply cannot imagine asking anyone else to do, and

“I even have an A level in woodwork; well, it was the early seventies and at boys’ schools we had to do that sort of thing... I could at one time cut a pretty perfect dovetail joint” amongst them is hanging pictures and the like on my walls. As I have previously said, the art collection is huge and the job of hanging it is no mean task. Over the years I have used all manner

of fixings, too: nails, screws, those little brass coloured hooks with fine pins that always seem to bend or the heads ping off. More recently, plastic fixings that adhere to your wall with a sticky pad that they say will not damage paint or paper and will hold a huge weight. I liked the idea, but found them to be inconsistent in their reliability. So when I was sent a Hardwall Takker to try, I looked on it with trepidation. Could this finally be the answer to my wall-fixing dilemmas? I took it home, unpacked it and logged on to the world wide web. There I watched a very good instructional video and, thus instructed, I took the appliance in hand and went for it. The Takker itself looks like a staple gun but with a winding device on the side. You position it where you need a fixing, and, pressing firmly against the surface, you wind away until the whole flat surface of the device is flush to the wall. Pulling away you see a tiny drilled hole and no mess; the dust is inside the device. All that is needed then is to take a fixing from the storage area in the handle, pop it into the side of the device and push it into place. It’s clean and tidy and as wall fixings go, very neat and discreet. I popped a picture on it, then a heavier one, and it held well. Oh how I wish I had had this before I started! The great thing is that it makes no mess, and using a second slot on the side you can pull the fixing clean out without the usual trauma of using a claw hammer. All that remains is a tiny hole that is easily filled. The ingenious handpowered device lets you to hang pictures, mirrors, bathroom hooks and much more onto any surface in seconds, including brick, concrete, mortar, plasterboard and even ceramic tiles! I know, ceramic tiles... a scary thought, but one that it seems able to cope with. So simple, and rather inexpensive too. I don’t often think this but every home should have one, or at least every home that wants to hang things tidily on their walls. On a final note, I am sadly unavailable for the hanging of shelves, fixing of taps etcetera, and please please please, no flat pack horrors. I spent a whole day last year doing that, and that is a day I will never get back. The Hardwall Takker kit costs just £24.99 including post and packaging within the UK/Ireland, visit www.takker.com

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The Australian sleeper hit, The Rocket, is released on DVD and Blu-ray this week. It follows the trials of a ‘cursed’ twin who guides his family to a new life in Laos. This award winning debut feature from director Kim Mordaunt is set against the backdrop of a

war-ravaged country on the brink of huge change. Ten-year-old Ahlo, played by gutsy former street kid Sitthiphon Disamoe, is blamed for a string of family disasters and sets about trying to shed the stigma by building a giant explosive rocket with the help of his friend’s eccentric uncle: a rice-wine swilling ex-soldier with a purple suit and a big thing for James Brown. We have five copies of the DVD to give away. All you need to do to win your copy is tell us:

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A sneak preview of shows from the Latest TV team, online now at www.thelatest.tv & coming soon to Channel 8

With Val Aviv

★ARIES {Mar 21–Apr 20}

At last you seem to be able to get a hold of your finances as Venus moves into a favourable sphere of your chart, bringing riches, enhancing your sense of aesthetics and also your sense of personal value. It’s time to embrace a new social circle.

★TAURUS {Apr 21–May 21}

You’re going to be looking devastatingly attractive now that your ruler is moving into your sign and bringing with her the kind of allure that holds all the promise of the Gods. Financially a new dawn breaks and a new income stream opens up.

★GEMINI {May 22–June 21}

New Moon and a fresh start to the year for you. Love goes underground and could potentially be the closest thing to a religious experience, if you let it. Your ruler, the stealthy and adaptable sly fox, changes tack as he has to learn to swim through the emotional waters of Cancer.

★CANCER {June 22–July 22}

The new moon gives you some breathing space to reflect upon the year in preparation for the changing vibe that’s soon to engulf and sweep you up in its mayhem. A transient visitor of Mercury in your sign helps you rule with your head for a change.

★LEO {July 23–Aug 22}

Fun times can be found in social frivolity as the new Moon in chatty Mercury keeps your phone off the hook. Venus adds glamour to your public persona as a touch of magic and charm seems to be the grease that helps all the doors of power swing open in your favour.

★VIRGO {Aug 23–Sep 22}

Your ruler changes sign out of the ducker and diver of the cerebral Gemini and into the harder to pin down Cancer. You can intuit with greater subtlety, enhancing your perception during important negotiations. A course of study enhances your self esteem.

★LIBRA {Sep 23–Oct 22}

The new Moon in fellow air sign Gemini helps you satisfy a curiosity as your need to branch out becomes overwhelmingly seductive. Taking a chance on life has its rewards during this phase, where it’s all about the future.

★SCORPIO {Oct 23–Nov 21}

There’s a lot of celestial activity in your secret and hidden houses. Being no stranger to the necessity of uncovering mysteries, you may feel surprisingly normal; focused, insular and contained. Yet love blossoms regardless.

★SAGITTARIUS {Nov 22–Dec 20}

The new Moon in your house of partnership brings you a great support base when you join forces; the chances of new love are enhanced, as you can relate in a new way to others. If already attached, give love another chance and allow a fresh start to wipe the slate clean.

★CAPRICORN {Dec 21–Jan 19}

The new Moon could spur on a new health regime, but it doesn’t need to be taxing! Changing the way you think about something could help. Your routine needs to go through an overhaul, in order that you can embrace new possibilities.

★AQUARIUS {Jan 20–Feb 19}

Romantically things can really take off, as the sky’s the limit. Channel that adventurous and pioneering spirit into an exploration of the mind, or a journey for the soul. Your current sense of danger and risk might be interestingly explored by taking a leap of faith.

★PISCES {Feb 20–Mar 20}

The tactful approach is always best in love but while there’s so much activity and good fortune for you romantically, discretion is also a necessity. You can currently perceive more, hold back the need to interfere and choose your fights carefully.

Val Aviv is the presenter for Brighton Lights on Latest TV www.thelatest.tv For more astrological insights and monthly horoscopes visit www.valaviv.com or for a personal astrological reading contact Val Aviv at: astrology@valaviv.com

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righton Festival director 2014 Hofesh Shechter is not only a world-famous dancer and thoroughly nice chap – he’s also a mean tennis player. So when Latest TV found out about the world-famous choreographer’s love for the sport, we decided to challenge him to a match. And guess what? It was a complete racquet! I have to admit as I was setting up the shoot at the Virgin Active leisure complex in Falmer, I was unsure if our very own John McEnroe would be up to the challenge. But after seeing our man Joseph Gunn kitted out in the whitest of shorts, knee-high socks and a Team GB headband, I knew that this was a bit of television magic just waiting to happen. After failing to distract Hofesh during the match with moves that even Justin Timberlake would be too scared to try out, Joseph then got a chance to ask the Israeli about his love for the sport and his craft – and if there were any similarities. Hofesh said: “My love for tennis actually comes from a very early age. I loved it on TV watching people like John McEnroe and Boris Becker. I used to love love love it – I don’t know why. “I never got to play it until something like five years ago, when I just decided to pick up a racquet that I got from my girlfriend. I find there is something really interesting about the connection between mind and body which really reminds me of dance." Unlike many of his predecessors – who include Brian Eno, Vanessa Redgrave and Anish Kapoor – this year’s festival director has taken up residence in the city for the duration of the three-week event. And, when not playing tennis

against all-comers in Preston Park, Hofesh said he has loved being able to experience Brighton and watch lots of other people's art. I'm not quite sure Joseph's forehand was one of those pieces of art he was referring to. But Hofesh did admit he was impressed by Joseph’s dancing, if not his tennis. However, he said he was unsure if he would be incorporating any of our man’s moves into his next production. Elsewhere, you've all heard of tales of young men helping elderly people across the street. But when Latest TV's super granny Lynn Ruth Miller needed a helping hand after her regular pianist dropped out, who decided to step in but our very own Richard Shayler. With his full backing, Lynn, 80, who will be one of the presenters on our flagship entertainment show Brighton Lights, played out to a packed audience. Richard, 25, said: “Normally I’m the one watching and heckling Lynn from the sidelines. But when her piano player dropped out at late notice there was only thing a kind-hearted man like me could do. After a couple of hours of practice, I quickly got up to speed and then just a couple of days later we were on stage. “It all went well, I think, and our relationship has grown from strength to strength. She kept on reminding me that she is single. I haven't got back to her on that just yet.” The show, a loose mix of cabaret and stand up, was called 80 as a nod to Lynn’s latest birthday. But be warned, for a diminutive short lady, this San Francisco native holds very little back. Next up is Soho, as well as a possible trip to Edinburgh. Then it’s back to Brighton where Lynn will be one of the star attractions to our city's very own TV station. Don't forget to catch Ruth and the rest of the team on freeview channel 8 later this summer. And if you can’t wait, then catch us on www.thelatest.tv.

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WHAT’S ON MUSIC CHART, REVIEWS&BOOKINGS

To listen to the chart and submit your track, go to www.thelatest.co.uk/music-chart

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SEEING RED

Latest Brighton Download Chart

TOP 20

Another week and another great music chart for you! Listen online to get your favourite to the top and to submit your own tracks. 1 Black Rooster Black Shag Run Baby 2 The Black Fields The Fighter 3 Black Rooster Black Shag Amsterdam 4 The Last Cry Rebekka 5 The Speak You Say 6 12 Stone Toddler Batten Down The Hatches (Extended Version) 7 NewNobility Asian Girl

RED BASTARD Komedia, 16 May 2014 ✪✪✪✪✪

Bookings The Old Market, June & July 2014, £donations, 01273 201801 www.theoldmarket.com The Old Market has gathered together works in progress from some fabulous comedians – and all they cost is a contribution in the bucket at the end of the show. Shows come from Cariad Lloyd, Louise Ford, Jarred Christmas, Jack Hobbs, Tania Edwards, Luke McQueen, Joseph Morpurgo, Imran Yusuf and Andrew Ryan.

ABSOLUTE BOWIE

Concorde 2, 18 July 2014, £13.50, 01273 673311, www.concorde2.co.uk Absolute Bowie returns to Brighton with a brand-new show, performing all the classic Bowie songs from the Ziggy Stardust era right through to the Thin White Duke eras.

T’PAU

10 Alex King Rollercoaster Girl 11 dj h Ulterabeat Groove

MADNESS

9 The Silence Barriers

12 NewNobility Asian Girl 13 The Speak Beautiful People 14 Mike and Marge Every Single Leaf

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ed Bastard is a controversial figure, grotesque and provocative, playful and aggressive, performer and audience. Conductor of the ramshackle orchestra that was the audience, this was part performance and part workshop, as every member of the audience was taken out of their comfort zone and into discomfort, with constant stimuli and mild paranoia. Red Bastard’s trusted tools liberate us of our daily shackles and take us closer to personal freedoms. Like most interactive shows, you get out of this what you put into it, and with Red Bastard’s no holds barred attitude, woe betide anyone who doesn’t take the leap he demands, through a grimace, and commit. It is because of this attitude that the show has split audiences and critics – but love it or loathe it, nobody comes out bored or unaffected. Grasp the thorns and smell the roses. Victoria Nangle

COMEDY PREVIEWS

Komedia, 22 October 2014, £17.50, 0845 293 8480, www.komedia.co.uk/brighton T’Pau, the British pop rock group led by singer Carol Decker, are best known for a number of top 40 hits in the late 1980s, most notably "China in Your Hand", "Heart and Soul" and "Valentine".

8 tenek No Time For Fighting (JAB EDIT)

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Brighton Centre, 6 December 2014, £32.50/17.50, 0844 847 1515, www.brightoncentre.co.uk The Nutty Boys have confirmed a matinee performance in addition to the evening show already announced. And at a reduced cost per ticket! One step beyond!

KEVIN ELDON AND SOME COLLEAGUES

Joining forces on World Neurofibromatosis Awareness Day to educate the public and raise money for sufferers of this complicated condition, the likeable Irish compere Christian Talbot introduced an eclectic selection of stand-ups. Headlined by the Big Train favourite, exhaustingly kinetic surrealist Kevin Eldon, his familiar face would have sold the tickets alone, though lesserknown acts further down the bill were

equally funny. From Edward Aczel’s brilliantly drab anti-comedy ‘manager speak’ through to youngster John Kearns’ ridiculous in-character tomfoolery and Canadian Pete Johansson’s goodnatured observations, this strong line-up perfectly justified staying indoors on such a gloriously sunny May afternoon. Brighthelm Centre, Brighton, 17 May 2014 ✪✪✪✪✪ Nick Aldwinckle

15 The Mojo Fins Always Now 16 Millsy slug Music Sky Blue Pink 17 KomtraPunkt Island 18 N-D-E Incredible Machine 19 Tractor Countdown Love’s Elusions 20 Harper Ash China Girl SUBM YOURIT MUSIC & videos

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>CLUB HIGHLIGHTS< Don’t miss our pick of Brighton after dark YE YE FEVER Attracting a mix of hipsters and hippies, this monthly night unites all in its celebration of African music – from vintage highlife to Afrobeat and kwassa kwassa. It's always rammed, so get there early to catch the fever. Green Door Store, Fri 30 May, 11pm, Free GOOD POP BAD POP Rummaging through the treasure trove of pop, plucking the good from the bad and

throwing out the terrible, the GPBP team continue their search for the perfect pop moment, that threeminute gem that makes it all okay. Sticky Mike’s Frog Bar, Sat 31 May, 10pm, Free JAGUAR SKILLS Radio 1’s mystery ninja DJ swings in for a night of mash-ups, cutting through genres with his katana, taking the crowd by stealth, spinning the decks like he was throwing shurikens, etc. Digital, Sat 31 May, 11pm, £14

MOD FOR IT What is mod music? With the most diverse taste of any subculture, mods would probably expect some Northern soul, Stax and Motown, ska and Two Tone, as well as the R&B, garage and new wave guitar stuff. DJ Jody Lee Hooker has been at it since 2006 and she's still not run out of tunes. Komedia, Sat 31 May, 11pm, £5/4


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STAGE: STARLESS AND BIBLE-BLACK Owen Teale stars in the 60th anniversary Clwyd Theatr Cymru production of Dylan Thomas’ Under Milk Wood

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t is spring, moonless night in the small town, starless and bibleblack, the cobblestreets silent and the hunched, courters’-andrabbits’ wood limping invisible down to thesloeblack, slow, black, crowblack, fishingboatbobbing sea. The opening words from Dylan Thomas’ iconic radio play; words that invited you to Llareggub, a small Welsh town by the sea. Here you meet blind Captain Cat, Mog Edwards and his sweetheart Miss Price, Sinbad Sailor, Dai Bread, Polly Garter, Nogood Boyo and Lord Cut Glass. Walk along Coronation Street, Cockle Row and Donkey Street,

down to the little fishing harbour and back to Milk Wood. Dylan Thomas explores their lives, hopes and thoughts in the dreams of a night and the rhythm of a day. Actor Owen Teale stars in director Terry Hands’ new production of Under Milk Wood, which visits Theatre Royal Brighton this summer. The production marks the centenary of Dylan Thomas’ birth, as well as the 60th anniversary since Under Milk Wood was first produced in Britain as a radio play by the BBC, in 1954. A cast of Welsh actors also includes Torchwood actor Kai Owen and Steven Meo (The Fabulous Baker Boys).

TOTALLY COMPREHENSIVE!

Owen Teale won the Best Actor Tony Award for his performance in A Doll’s House on Broadway, and recently starred alongside Zoë Wanamaker in Passion Play by Peter Nichols. Other theatre credits include A Doll’s House (West End/Broadway), Creditors (Donmar), Ivanhov (National Theatre), Dance of Death (West End) and Mary Stuart and Macbeth (Theatre Clwyd). For television, Owen stars as series regular Ser Alliser in the HBO TV adaptation of Game of Thrones. Other credits include Stella (SKY 1), Ballykissangel (BBC), Torchwood (BBC) and Murphy’s Law (ITV). Terry Hands is an award-winning British stage director and producer, who founded the Liverpool Everyman Theatre in 1964. He became joint Artistic Director of the Royal Shakespeare Company with Trevor Nunn in 1978, and Chief Executive in 1986. In 1997 he became director of Clwyd Theatr Cymru. He has won numerous awards and accolades including the 1983 Laurence Olivier, and the London Critics Circle Theatre Awards for Best Director for Cyrano de Bergerac. Under Milk Wood is a Clwyd Theatr Cymru production presented on tour by Karl Sydow, Roger Chapman and CAPA. Under Milk Wood, Theatre Royal Brighton, Mon 30 June – Sat 5 July Eves 7.45pm Thu & Sat mats 2.30pm To book tickets: 0844 871 7650* www.atgtickets.com/brighton STAGE: HEBER OPERA – LUCIA DI LAMMERMOOR Opera can be pretty grand in even the most bijou of venues, which is what makes Heber Opera so special, and their latest production is a Donizetti classic. Love, death, jealousy, betrayal, murder, deceit and madness, Lucia di Lammermoor has them all. There are great melodies from start to finish too. Sung in English, the opera is performed across Sussex. Gentle, dutiful Lucia loses her heart to the hot-headed and passionate Edgardo. He is her brother Enrico’s sworn enemy. When he

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learns of their love, Enrico determines to separate them. He deceives Lucia into believing that Edgardo no longer loves her and forces her into a marriage for money, instead. She descends into madness, the innocent victim of hatred. Soloists Veronica Brooks, Tim Crouch, Nick Forrest, Steve Hawksley, Mike Mackenzie, Sally Wilson and John Gill are supported by the Heber Opera chorus and orchestra, under the baton of Michael Withers. The director is Roger Clow. Performances Fri 6 June at 7.30pm, St Peter’s Church, Henfield Sat 7 June at 7.30pm, Adastra Hall, Hassocks Sun 8 June at 6.00pm, The Steyning Centre Thurs 12 June at 7.30pm, St George’s Church, Kemp Town, Brighton Fri 13 June at 7.30pm, Hurstpierpoint Village Centre Sat 14 June at 7.30pm, The King Edward Hall, Lindfield Sun 15 June at 6.00pm, Uckfield Civic Centre, Uckfield Tickets £14 (£12 concessions) for reserved seats, and £12 (£10 concessions) for non-reserved seats. Box office: 01273 543709

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COMEDY: FRANK SKINNER Coming to town with his new show Man In A Suit, the former Fantasy Footballer shares a few details about it

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rank, who has over the years won numerous awards for his stand-up, including the prestigious Perrier Award in 1991, begins by underlining how much he is looking forward to returning to the stage. “It’s so different from other stuff. I like the sense that it’s not being recorded. Even when you come to record your DVD, no matter how much you fight it, you feel that you’re wearing a slightly smaller suit. It feels a lot more restrained.” The other aspect about live comedy that Frank revels in is the terrific rapport that he enjoys with his audiences. “I love interacting with the audience,” affirms the comedian, the proud father of a one-year-old son called Buzz. “When it goes well, suddenly I feel like I’m part of the audience as well. That’s very exhilarating. Last week a woman in the front row had an American accent, and I asked if she was from the US. She replied, ‘No, I’m from Iraq’. I’d made the wrong-est guess anyone’s ever made and my life flashed before my eyes – but the audience laughed about it for at least a minute.” So just how much of Frank’s material in Man In A Suit is lifted directly from his own life? “You’d be amazed! I embroider very little. I never completely invent anything. I think it would lack conviction if I did. It feels more real when it is true.” One thing that has changed about Frank’s act over the years is that it now features far less blue material than it did in the past. The comedian, who also penned Frank Skinner on the Road which chronicled his 2007 sell-out return to stand-up, explains that Man In A Suit is merely an account of who he now is. “There’s a bit of filth, but not much. When I do Room 101 or my radio show, I’m very me. I don’t feel phoney. I’m very clean because it's eight in the morning. David Baddiel said to me recently, “When I think of your ‘funny’ off stage, I don’t think of you doing knob jokes. I think of you talking about John Updike.” That’s more who I am off stage these days.” Frank, who has recently published Dispatches from the Sofa, a collection of columns he wrote for The Times over a two year period, muses that he is relishing the prospect of this tour so much because it is a very accurate portrait of who he is now. “I’m enjoying this tour more than I did in 2007. Then, I was still feeling a strong obligation to be who I was in 1997. I'm never good at playing a version myself. I like being me and reflecting where I am at that time. “That’s why I don’t like greatest hits albums. I like to hear a particular slice of time and know where a band were when they recorded an album – ‘This is where The Kinks were when they brought out Village Green Preservation Society’. Man In A Suit is very much about where I am at the moment.” Frank Skinner: Man In A Suit, Brighton Centre, Sun 1 June, 7pm, £27.50

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COMEDY: JIM HOLLAND: SHOEGAZING – WORK IN PROGRESS After years of honing his silly, philosophical comedy on the circuit, Jim’s debut Edinburgh show is about shoes, shyness, dancing and love. It’s where Fred Astaire meets Metallica, impoliteness is given a good frowning upon, and where the introvert outsider finally gets the girl. Dukebox Theatre, Wed 28 May, 8pm, £5/3 COMEDY: MARK STEEL’S BACK IN TOWN Picking his favourite stories about towns around the country, as researched for his Radio 4 hit show, Mark Steel is in town and sharing. It’s a sold out show so check for return tickets. The Ropetackle Centre, Sat 31 May, 8pm, £15 EVENTS: BITE SIZE MOVIES Kids between 10 and 15 can get involved in writing, editing and acting in their very own horror flick – to be shown at Duke of York’s later in the year. This two day course provides cameras, costumes, props and even green screen for SFX. All they’ll need is some imagination (and lots of ketchup). The Gathering Place, 27 & 28 May, 4pm, £60 EVENT: GLASTONWICK FESTIVAL A real ale festival with music? Or a music festival with decent drinks? It's both, according to punk poet and organiser, Attila The Stockbroker. Now in its 19th year, the camping weekender offers a mix of punk and ska bands alongside some fine Sussex tipples. Church Farm, Shoreham, 30 May–1 Jun, 12pm, £50/40

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community centre. The 77-year-old director continues to champion the underdog with his understated realist cinema. Released Fri 30 May Showing at Duke of York’s Picturehouse FILM: EDGE OF TOMORROW (PG-13) Dir: Doug Liman Tom Cruise is a futuristic solider who finds himself stuck in a time loop fighting an unstoppable alien army over and over again. Possibly a metaphor for being typecast, the plot device effectively treats us to an hour-long training montage before Tom levels up and finally triumphs. The closest a film has ever come to a very difficult video game. Released Fri 30 May Showing at Cineworld and Odeon ART: NAKED EYE As part of this year’s Artists Open Houses, three excellent Brighton based artists, Patsy McArthur, Ian Hodgson and Paul Tash Ostrer, are exhibiting a mixture of their Edge Of Tomorrow

FILM: JIMMY’S WORLD (12A) Dir: Ken Loach Rumoured to be Loach’s last feature outing, this Cannes-nominated film follows the true life story of the 1930s Irish activist Jimmy Gralton who was persecuted and eventually deported by the clergy and local landowners. His crime? Opening a

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illustrations and paintings. Naked Eye Gallery, 5 Farm Mews, Farm Road, 01273 204800 Until 31 May ART: LOCAL NAME: UNKNOWN… GYPSIES? Drawing upon her Romany heritage and family ties to the New Forest area, Delaine LeBas explores the artefacts, imagery and hidden history surrounding the Gypsies. In this immersive environment constructed within the gallery space, the artist will recreate and occupy her own version of ‘the compounds’, which were makeshift structures employed by the British government to contain Gypsy families in the New Forest during the first half of the 20th century. Phoenix Gallery, 10-14 Waterloo Place, Brighton, 01273 603700 Until 15 June

MUSIC: PAOLO NUTINI One of those artists whose immense commercial success raises suspicious eyebrows amongst so-called music lovers. But steering away from the pop sheen of his previous work, the Italo-Scot’s new album Caustic Love showcases his earthy vocals, great songs and general love of old school R’n’B and soul. A winner in every sense. Brighton Centre, Saturday 31 May, 7pm, £29.50

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MUSIC: WHITE DENIM From the home of alt-rock in Austin, Texas, come this brilliant four-piece

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MUSIC: OSCILLATOR/MOUNTAIN FIREWORK COMPANY The Fringe Club at the fantastic The Warren venue, which also features a lovely garden and yurt which doubles up as a beer garden, is host to a couple of good looking gigs for the final weekend; ska meets beat poetry meets turbo-dance grooves with six piece Oscillator (30 May), whilst the gorgeous bluegrass country rhythms of Mountain Firework Company (31 May) are second to none. The Warren, Fri 30 & Sat 31 May, 10.30pm, £5 For full details of film times: www.odeon.co.uk www.picturehouses.co.uk www.cineworld.co.uk www.worthingtheatres.co.uk

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ne of the most exciting indie rock bands of recent years, White Denim’s melange of psychedelic rock, blues, punk rock, soul, jazz and progressive rock, combined with their experimental approach and fondness for homebased recording, has seen them become more than just a cult success. Singer-songwriter and guitarist James Petralli has said of their 2013 album, Corsicana Lemonade, “It's a barbeque record, essentially”, full of summery grooves married with a country-funk/boogie-soul, bent classic ’70s pop and rock, and riff-heavy. Still frenetic, still chugging along at a swift pace, White Denim have however found a new ease within their grooves, and in turn have found new audiences with this more accessible sound. In making a record closer to their live experience, Petralli concedes that the band’s aim was to pull back from the complex song structures that took their cues from prog and jazz: “Initially, we did start by recording a bunch of rockist numbers, but we got kind of fatigued with it.” With that in mind, the band took up a longstanding invitation to record with Wilco’s Jeff Tweedy, following their tour together in early 2012. “We just tried out every instrument we could get our hands on and laid out these kind of krautrock vamps. That studio is basically a museum; they have pretty much any instrument you could think of, so we just threw everything at it. The spirit was to not have any studio fixing. When I listen to the new record now, it sounds like us learning to play that music, which is cool. To capture that freshness and that uncertain certainty.” The Chicago experience galvanised the four’s initial determination to make a different kind of White Denim record, and it took them just two months. They went back to Austin, outfitted a rented house as a studio and with local producer and ‘tone guru’ Jim Vollentine’s array of vintage radio broadcast gear, the resulting sound was warm and intimate. “He’s been salvaging from yard sales for the past 20 years,” Petralli reveals. “We had a pretty nice mixture of ’70s hi-fi equipment and really early tube equipment from the ’40s and ’50s.” As well as a change in sound and process, the arrival of a baby in Petralli’s life brought inspiration. “We decided that we wanted to talk about relationships and family. Plus, we’d all been listening to a lot of the country music and pop we’d grown up with – stuff like Waylon Jennings and Townes Van Zandt.” While they may have veered towards the path marked ‘mainstream’ with this new album, White Denim remain a truly spirited and exciting proposition. They are one of the finest guitar-based bands of recent years. Concorde 2, Tuesday 27 May, 7.30pm, £16

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o now that we’ve reached the end of the Festival things should be quietening down a little, right? Ha, you know nothing. For a start, Swans are back at the Concorde next week (Mon 2 June), one of the few bands we know whose sheer volume is rumoured to have led to both police and bowel problems. Originally formed in 1982, the New Yorkers eventually called it a day in 1997, only to make a surprise return four years ago. Now, Michael Gira and his troupe of noiseniks have a new album out, To Be Kind, which has prompted some critics to be Yamantaka // Sonic anything but. “Uncompromising to the point of overindulgence,” say The Guardian. In any case, few would argue that Swans are anything other than a live experience. And due to their legendary loudness levels, calling it an experience rather than a gig is probably pretty accurate. On the same night (Mon 2 June), over at the Green Door Store, Tokyo trio Melt-Banana will be annoying the neighbours with their own brand of mega-loud grindcore. You gotta love a town with two different promoters putting on two extreme noise bands on the same night. I’m guessing that fans of this stuff never expected they’d be spoilt for choice on a Monday. Anyway, if Japanese noise music isn’t your thing, maybe you’d prefer a Canadian experimental performance art collective? Yamantaka // Sonic Titan (Tues 27 May) are bringing their psychedelic ‘noh-wave’ rock opera to Sticky Mike’s Frog Bar with support from likeminded locals, Gaps and Myyths. The Ontario duo fuse metal, pop and folk into a unique musical stew that they like to call a “multidisciplinary hyper-orientalist cesspool.” Sometimes being pretentious is the price you have to pay to make interesting sounds. Bringing it all full circle, The Magic Band are also making an appearance this week (Sun 1 Jun), at the Haunt. A reformed version of Captain Beefheart’s erstwhile backing band, these 1960s veterans were arguably right at the heart of the fruitful fusion that took place at the time between madcap psychedelia and avant garde oddness. Although their current set is drawn from classic albums like Trout Mask Replica and Clear Spot, it sounds like John 'Drumbo' French and co are more likely to honour Beefheart's memory with a raw freak-out than a simple tribute. Bravo.

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busy and brilliant week of live music in Brighton reminds us that band reformations can fall into a number of categories. Firstly, ticking the “tax bill/contractual obligation” box is McBusted’s (Brighton Centre, Tuesday) cynical exercise in merging the two most popular boybands of the naughties. No amount of PR guff about the “revolutionary concept” could convince us that this is about anything other than filthy lucre. Placing an X in the “nostalgia/historical document” box are The Magic Band (Concorde 2, Sunday). In their role as Captain Beefheart’s house musicians they were integral to all of his records, including 1969’s landmark, never bettered, alternative/art/experimental/psychedelic/garage-rock Trout Mask Replica. Reformed in 2003 at the behest of Simpsons creator Matt Groening, they released two live albums before splitting again in 2006. Reunited in 2011, this incarnation makes its second visit to Brighton having wowed the Concorde in March last year. Finally the “unfinished Swans business” category is picked up by New York underground legends Swans (Concorde 2, Monday). Formed in the early eighties no-wave scene alongside Sonic Youth, Glenn Branca and Rhys Chatham, the band developed from one of the ugliest noise-rock bands on the planet before virtually inventing industrial-rock on the massively influential 1987 album Children of God. Later work such as the gothic tinged masterpiece White Light From The Mouth of Infinity and 1996’s post-rock informed swansong Soundtracks For The Blind further identified them as iconoclastic trailblazers. Reformed in 2010, their two most recent records, 2012’s The Seer and recently released To Be Kind, are amongst the strongest of their career, combining all the elements of their previous records to create grinding, mutant, bluesy-rock music that is more ambitious and better executed than virtually anyone else out there. Live, they are the benchmark to judge other bands by; transcendentally loud, the exceptionally well drilled band are conducted by frontman Michael Gira in a part-improvised two hours that leaves the audience spellbound and shell-shocked. Additionally, PJ Harvey-esque singer-songwriter Jenny Hval is an outstanding choice in support. If money’s tight, there are some great free shows. Friday night sees local indie rockers Lovepark and synth/house duo Adolescent at Sticky Mike’s. On Saturday night at the Pelirocco, Eva Bowen - fresh from impressing at The Outer Church - will perform an experimental ambient set as part of outsider electro night ‘Synthesize Me’. Finally, on Sunday the Green Door Store hosts the latest installment of leftfield, experimental all-dayer, ‘Splitting The Atom’.

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tuesday 27 Location, Location, Location Channel 4, 8pm The sun is out, and after a winter indoors it’s time to sort out the garden. Or shop for a flat with a garden. Whatever’s on your wish list, fantasy shopping with Phil and Kirstie is always a bit of a treat. This time they’re catching up with two couples who hoped to find new homes and businesses in their moves.

Welcome To Rio BBC2, 9pm So everything’s about to go football crazy, yes? As the eyes of the world turn to Rio de Janeiro for the 2014 World Cup, this three-part observational series looks behind the razzle dazzle facade and inside the shanty towns, the drugs power battles between gangs and government, and more.

FILM: The Belles Of St Trinian’s Film4, 5.10pm Terror of the Department For Education, joy to rural bootleggers, and an utterly different kind of education for ‘gels’, St Trinian’s School For Girls returns once more, with Alastair Sim as headmistress Millicent Fritton, plus George Cole, Joan Sims, and Irene Handle.

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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Chaos descends on the Butcher household as Carol and David’s wedding day arrives. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Holby City Hospital drama. Amy’s world is turned upside down when she finally gets what she wants in an unexpected way – but she may not be able to escape her past mistakes. 9.00 Happy Valley Drama series which sees a Yorkshire police sergeant come face to face with the man who destroyed her family. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Imagine... Philip Roth Unleashed Part 2 Alan Yentob talks to Philip Roth in the second half of a two-part film. After his scandalous debut with Portnoy’s Complaint, and the intensely personal novels of his early career, Philip Roth turned this same fearless vision to some of the great themes of the American century – civil rights, McCarthyism, the Vietnam war – as his characters become impaled on history. 11.45 FILM: White Oleander (2002) Starring Michelle Pfeiffer, Renee Zellweger, Alison Lohman. Powerfully acted drama, based on Janet Fitch’s bestselling novel. 1.25am Weatherview 1.30 News

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wednesday 28 Del Boy And Dealers BBC1, 9pm This time next year we’ll be millionaires. Maybe. The independent spirit of the aspirational, entrepreneurial wheeler dealer as depicted by Del Boy Trotter comes through strong in this lot, whether it’s antique fairs, second-hand clothes, or the building trade. Everything’s coming up roses.

Derek Channel 4, 10pm Gentle Derek has a date. Bless. He’s found his date on a dating website. Makes proper sense, that. He’s dead excited. But he’s also anxious about his dad’s health. What a nice chap. Will this nice chap get the girl or will he finish last? Geoff’s certainly no help when he nearly ruins things, so it’s a good thing Kev’s on hand.

24: Live Another Day Sky1, 9pm Who’s on what side now? Twisting and turning like a twisty turny thing, Jack’s back in the slammer leaving Kate and Chloe to join forces as they race to prevent an attack on London. How many times have we seen Parliament blow up – we even celebrate the attempt every year! Will this finally come to pass?

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6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Caught Red Handed 7.30 Call The Council 8.15 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 9.00 Amazon’s Retail Revolution: Business Boomers 10.00 Bang Goes The Theory 10.30 See Hear 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm FILM: Kismet (1955) 1.50 Raymond Blanc’s Kitchen Secrets 2.20 Pallisers 3.15 Cash In The Attic 3.45 Big Cat Diary 4.15 Nature’s Great Events 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Eggheads Dermot Murnaghan hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip Stars of stage and screen Stefanie Powers and Don Warrington pair up with experts Charles Hanson and Margie Cooper in the contest to make profits from buying and selling antiques. 7.30 Great British Menu Cookery competition. 8.00 Springwatch 2014 Live from their new base on the wild Suffolk coast, Chris Packham and Michaela Strachan are getting to know the marsh harriers, badgers, avocets and other local wildlife. 9.10 Coast Australia Splash! 10.00 Episodes Comedy series. Sean and Beverly Lincoln are the happily married creators of a hit British TV show, who are persuaded to move to Los Angeles to remake it for American TV, with disastrous results. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Laura Kuenssberg. 11.20 Watermen: A Dirty Business Getting clean water can be a dirty business; whether it is a blocked drain or faulty tap. 12.20am Sign Zone: See Hear The magazine for the deaf community. 12.50 Sign Zone: The Story Of Women And Art 4.00 The Modern Monarchy 5.00 Labrinth’s Speak Out

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Jo Frost Family Matters 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Ejector Seat 5.00 The Paul O’Grady Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 According To Jim 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss 11.00 Celebrity Come Dine With Me 11.30 Celebrity Come Dine With Me 12.00pm News 12.05 Celebrity Come Dine With Me 12.35 Celebrity Come Dine With Me 1.05 Celebrity Come Dine With Me 1.40 French Collection 2.40 Countdown 3.30 Deal Or No Deal 4.30 Draw It! 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Will Maxine stick by Patrick, despite his callous remarks? 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 The Supervet Series following vet Noel Fitzpatrick and his team in one of the most advanced veterinary practices in Britain. 9.00 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series following patients at the A&E department of King’s College Hospital over a 24-hour period. This episode focuses on older patients who have had to show resilience in their lives. Ellen, 86, has been brought in by ambulance after her daughters found her collapsed on the floor at home. Martin, 75, is rushed to King’s with severe abdominal pain, and doctors think appendicitis could be the cause. 10.00 Derek See highlights. 10.30 Cardinal Burns Sketch show. Office tedium is destroyed with a spiked birthday cake. 11.00 Cardinal Burns Sketch show. Phil and Jase take time off from ghost-catching to endure a spa break from hell. 11.35 Barclaycard Mercury Prize Sessions Alice Levine presents a series of musical performances from The Hospital Club in London. 12.20am Random Acts 12.25 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 1.20 FILM: Julia (2008) 3.45 4 Rooms 4.40 Hugh’s 3 Good Things 5.05 Deal Or No Deal

6.00 – 7.35am Children’s television 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.10 Peppa Pig 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 8.55 Milkshake! Monkey 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Police Interceptors 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Cowboy Builders 1.15 Home And Away: In London 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS: Los Angeles 3.15 FILM: Next Stop Murder (2010) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away: In London Unaware that Brax is in a critical condition in hospital and that his medical history is needed, Casey pursues his new holiday romance. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door Documentary series about Britain’s feuding neighbours. 8.00 Marchioness: Party Boat Disaster: Minute By Minute Documentary detailing minute by minute the events leading up to and immediately after the sinking of the Marchioness pleasure cruiser on the Thames in August 1989. . 9.00 NCIS US naval crime drama series. A Department of Defence investigator scrutinises the NCIS team’s response to the Bodnar case, involving the murder of Ziva’s father and Vance’s wife. 10.00 FILM: Jack Taylor: Priest (2012) Starring Iain Glen, Nora-Jane Noone, Killian Scott. Drama. An eerie mix of exorcism, a predatory stalker, and an unlikely attraction conspires to lure Jack into a murderous web of dark conspiracies. 11.45 Cricket On 5 Coverage of the third One Day International match of the cricket season. 12.50am True Crimes: The First 72 Hours 1.15 SuperCasino 3.05 Beware! Cowboy Builders 4.00 House Doctor 4.20 House Doctor 4.45 Divine Designs 5.10 Wildlife SOS (x2)

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 TBA 10.00 Behind The Ropes: Froch v Groves 10.30 TBA 1.30pm Behind The Ropes: Froch v Groves 2.00 Sporting Greats 3.00 TBA 4.00 Ringside 5.00 Sporting Greats 5.30 Behind The Ropes: Froch v Groves 6.00 TBA 7.00 Behind The Ropes: Froch v Groves 7.30 LIVE Under-21 International Football 10.00 Behind The Ropes: Froch v Groves 10.30 TBA 11.30 Behind The Ropes: Froch v Groves 12.00am Under-21 International Football 1.00 Ringside 2.00 TBA 3.00 Live Under-21 International Football 4.00 Behind The Ropes: Froch vGroves 4.30 TBA 5.30 Behind The Ropes: Froch v Groves

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Watchdog Consumer series with Anne Robinson, Matt Allwright and Chris Hollins. The team discover how some insurance companies are failing flood victims. Plus Kate Bush – her concert is a sell out, but if you got a second-hand ticket will you be able to get in? Plus the dangers lurking at a well-known holiday park. 9.00 Del Boys And Dealers See highlights. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 A Question Of Sport Sue Barker hosts an episode of the light-hearted sports quiz looking ahead to the Glasgow Commonwealth Games. Joining regular team captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell are boxing great Barry McGuigan, double goldmedal-winning swimmer Mark Foster, defending heptathlete champion Louise Hazel and weightlifting medal prospect Zoe Smith. 11.05 The Guess List Rob Brydon hosts this panel show. 11.50 FILM: It’s A Boy Girl Thing (2006) Starring Samaire Armstrong, Kevin Zegers. Comedy about two enemies who find themselves in each other’s bodies, and use this to ruin each other’s lives. 1.15am Weatherview 1.20 News

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Donna makes a potentially lucrative proposition. 7.30 Britain’s Got Talent After thousands of applications and hundreds of auditions, the search reaches the live semi-finals. 9.00 Coronation Street Shocked residents make a horrific discovery. 9.30 Britain’s Got Talent Results After a tense wait, it is time to find out which act has the highest number of public votes and automatically goes through to the live grand final. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 On Assignment John Irvine travels to India to see how families, campaigners and even Bollywood superstars are tackling the issue of rape in the country. Rohit Kachroo meets one of South Africa’s first black female winemakers to find out about her achievements in an industry traditionally dominated by white men. Lucy Watson reports from China. 11.10 FILM: Total Recall (1990) Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Rachel Ticotin. Sci-fi action. Douglas Quaid begins to doubt his identity when he starts experiencing repressed memories about Mars. 1.10am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Rory Bremner’s Great British Views

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Sporting Greats 6.30 TBA 7.00 Sporting Greats 7.30 Sporting Greats 8.00 Sporting Greats 8.30 Sporting Greats 9.00 Super League Backchat 9.30 Sporting Greats 10.00 Sporting Greats 10.30 Sporting Greats 11.00 TBA 12.00pm Giro D’Italia Cycling 1.30 LIVE ODI Cricket 6.00 LIVE ODI Cricket 10.00 What’s The Story? 11.00 Total Rugby 11.30 TBA 1.00am Championship Rugby Union 2.00 TBA 3.00 Championship Rugby Union 4.00 TBA 5.30 Total Rugby

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Football Gold 7.00 WWE Vintage 8.00 The Premiership Years 10.00 Destination Brazil 11.00 The Premiership Years 1.00pm The Premiership Years 3.00 The Premiership Years 5.00 The Premiership Years 7.00 Destination Brazil 7.30 LIVE Rugby Union 10.00 Destination Brazil 11.00 Max Power 12.00am Boots ‘n’ All 1.00 The Premiership Years 3.00 The Premiership Years 5.00 Destination Brazil

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7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Traffic Cops 9.00 World Cup’s Best Ever Goals, Ever! 10.00 Orphan Black 10.45 Family Guy (x2) 11.30 American Dad! (x2) 12.15am World Cup’s Best Ever Goals, Ever! 1.15 Orphan Black 1.55 Sweat The Small Stuff 2.25 Russell Howard’s Good News 2.55 Tyger Takes On

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Stanley Spencer: The Colours Of The Clyde 8.00 Medieval Lives: Birth, Marriage, Death 9.00 FILM: The History Boys (2006) 10.50 The Golden Age Of Steam Railways 11.50 Parks And Recreation (x2) 12.35am Frost On Sketch Shows 1.30 Jazz Legends In Their Own Words

2.50pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 5.00 Britain’s Got Talent 6.30 Britain’s Got Talent Results 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 FILM: The Nutty Professor (1996) 10.00 Britain’s Got More Talent 11.00 Celebrity Juice 11.50 Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.45am Britain’s Got More Talent

6.00am Heartbeat 7.00 Wild At Heart 8.05 Murder, She Wrote 9.05 Judge Judy (x3) 10.25 Rosemary And Thyme 11.30 Pie In The Sky 12.40pm Heartbeat 1.40 Wild At Heart 2.45 French Open Tennis 2014 8.00 Lewis 10.00 Cold Blood II 11.35 Law & Order: UK 12.35am Pie In The Sky 1.45 Judge Judy (x2)

4.00pm Rude(ish) Tube (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Youngers 8.00 How I Met Your Mother 8.30 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 The Tomorrow People 10.00 Rude Tube 11.00 Made In Chelsea 12.05am Brooklyn NineNine 12.35 2 Broke Girls

11.25am FILM: Merrill’s Marauders (1962) 1.25pm Time Team 2.30 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 3.35 Location, Location, Location 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Grand Designs (x2) 9.00 FILM: Working Girl (1988) 11.15 Embarrassing Bodies: Back To The Clinic 12.20am Grand Designs (x2)

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thursday 29 From There To Here BBC1, 9pm The story of two families whose lives are brought together following a terrible event. Well, it’s May 1997 and election time is prominent in Daniel’s family number one, with his daughter standing as a Labour candidate – Blair’s babes, mate – and family number two getting bigger with Joanne in labour.

Fearne And... McBusted ITV1, 10.35pm Ever get McFly and Busted mixed up? Well, even they have now. It’s a brand new band with elements of both bouncing boy bonanzas, jumping in the air with guitars and merrily pogo-ing to their hearts’ content. But they are a smidge older and wiser this time around, as they confide in Fearne in an access-all-areas interview.

Intelligence Sky1, 9pm Could it be that Americans think that Bolivia is simply a made-up country, constantly in revolution and filled to the brim with insurgents for the amusement of Sylvester Stallone and his ilk? Maybe... Gabriel and Riley are in Bolivia to protect a presidential candidate from being targeted by would be assassins.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Fake Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Caught Red Handed 11.30 Call The Council 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Link 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.30 Hairy Bikers’ Best Of British 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Ian’s behaviour causes Sharon to fear the worst, leaving Phil to take action. Shirley takes matters in to her own hands to help Mick out, but he is less than happy when he realises the lengths she has gone to. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Food Inspectors Matt Allwright, Chris Hollins and Gaby Roslin present a series investigating food hygiene. Britain consumes almost 220,000 tonnes of bacon every year. Chris finds out how massproduced bacon can be made, while Gaby cooks up the posh stuff. 9.00 From There To Here See highlights. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Question Time David Dimbleby presents topical debate from the new Terminal 2 at Heathrow Airport. 11.35 FILM: The Crossing Guard (1995) Starring Jack Nicholson, Anjelica Huston, David Morse. Drama. When Freddy Gale learns that the man who killed his young daughter in a drink-driving incident has been released from prison, he vows to kill him. 1.20am Holiday Weatherview 1.25 BBC News

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6.05am Homes Under The Hammer 7.05 Caught Red Handed 7.35 Call The Council 8.20 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 9.05 Escape To The Continent 10.05 First Time On The Front Line 10.35 HARDtalk 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm FILM: Hans Christian Andersen (1952) 1.50 Raymond Blanc’s Kitchen Secrets 2.20 Pallisers 3.15 Cash In The Attic 3.45 Big Cat Diary 4.15 Nature’s Great Events 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Eggheads Dermot Murnaghan hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip Sheila Hancock takes on her good friend and fellow celebrity Toksvig in an antiques shopping competition around the Isle of Wight. 7.30 Great British Menu Cookery competition. 8.00 Springwatch 2014 At the end of an action-packed week, Chris Packham, Michaela Strachan and Martin Hughes-Games report live on all the latest wildlife stories from their stunning new home in Suffolk. 9.00 Springwatch Unsprung Audience-led discussion and debate. Nick Baker returns to delve deeper into the stories developing in Suffolk and talk to Chris Packham, Martin HughesGames and Michaela Strachan about the first week in their new home. 9.30 Burning Desire: The Seduction Of Smoking Burning Desire: The Seduction of Smoking. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Welcome To Rio Welcome to Rio. 12.20am Sign Zone: Thalidomide – The Fifty Year Fight 3.55 Children At Work 4.20 The Charles Dickens Show: Child Labour 4.40 The Charles Dickens Show: The Workhouse 5.00 The Little Promise 5.15 Loona Balloona 5.30 Jona’s Ark 5.45 My Kite Is Flying

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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Donna gets in much deeper than she had intended. Chas takes a leap of faith when it comes to James. Kerry crashes into a new friend. 7.30 Britain’s Got Talent After thousands of applications and hundreds of auditions, the search reaches the live semi-finals. The remaining 45 acts now have to impress judges Simon Cowell, Amanda Holden, Alesha Dixon and David Walliams - and win the allimportant public vote. Every night this week, from Monday to Thursday, Ant and Dec welcome nine acts onto the stage. Each has a chance of winning £250,000 and a spot at the Royal Variety Performance. 9.00 Coronation Street Who do the police think is behind Tina’s attack? Anna finds herself under fire. Kal is left disappointed. 9.30 Britain’s Got Talent Results After a tense wait, it is time to find out which act has the highest number of public votes and automatically goes through to the live grand final. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 Fearne And... McBusted See highlights. 12.00am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Rory Bremner’s Great British Views

6.00am Countdown 6.45 According To Jim 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss 11.00 Come Dine With Me Down Under 11.30 Come Dine With Me Down Under 12.00pm News 12.05 Come Dine With Me Down Under (x2) 1.05 Come Dine With Me Down Under 1.40 French Collection 2.40 Countdown 3.30 Deal Or No Deal 4.30 Draw It! 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Holly’s lies spiral out of control. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Posh Pawn Focusing upon Prestige Pawnbrokers in Surrey, stories behind the expensive and exclusive items which come into the store are revealed. 9.00 Meet The Police Commissioner Documentary exploring the world of Ann Barnes, a 68-year-old retired teacher who became Kent’s first elected Police and Crime Commissioner in 2012. Her first year in the job featured a Twitter-based scandal, an official presidential-style camper van and a distinctive anti-politics style of connecting with people. 10.00 My Granny The Escort Award-winning filmmaker Charlie Russell offers a frank, intimate and revealing portrait of three of Britain’s mature escorts: older women who choose to legally sell sex from hotel rooms and their homes. 11.05 The Island With Bear Grylls 12.05am 24 Hours In A&E 1.00 Embarrassing Bodies: Live From The Clinic 1.55 Random Acts 2.00 Man Vs Weird 2.55 Searching For Shakespeare’s House: A Time 3.50 Unreported World 4.15 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 5.10 SuperScrimpers 5.35 Hugh’s 3 Good Things

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6.00 – 7.10am Children’s television 7.10 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Police Interceptors 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Beware! Cowboy Builders 1.15 Home And Away: In London 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Mystery Woman: Game Time (2005) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away: In London Brax lays his heart on the line when Ricky visits him in hospital. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Police Interceptors Observational documentary series. 8.00 The Spy Who Brought Down Mary Queen Of Scots Documentary about the Babington Plot. With the aid of dramatised scenes and location-based interviews with leading historians, this film tells the riveting story of how, over an eightweek period of heightened danger in 1586, England’s greatest spymaster mounted one of the ultimate sting operations in history. 9.00 Trauma Doctors: Every Second Counts Documentary series following the work of the trauma specialists at the Royal London Hospital. In this episode, Gareth rushes to the rescue when a 20-yearold French student is stabbed. 10.00 The Man Who Ate Himself To Death Documentary telling the tragic story of Ricky Naputi, one of the world’s fattest men. 11.00 The 16-year-old Baby Documentary exploring the unique case of a 16-year-old girl who stopped growing when she reached the size of an 11-month-old baby. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.05 Bangkok Brits 4.00 House Doctor 4.20 House Doctor 4.45 Divine Designs 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 Wildlife SOS

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 TBA 10.00 Behind The Ropes: Froch v Groves 10.30 TBA 1.00pm Sporting Greats 1.30 Behind The Ropes: Froch v Groves 2.00 Sporting Heroes 3.00 TBA 4.00 Ringside 5.00 Sporting Greats 5.30 Sporting Greats 6.00 Behind The Ropes: Froch v Groves 6.30 Ringside 7.30 LIVE Super League 10.15 Ringside 11.15 Ringside: Joe Calzaghe Special 12.15am Super League 1.15 TBA 2.15 Ringside 3.15 Ringside: Joe Calzaghe Special 4.15 Sporting Heroes 5.15 Sporting Greats 5.45 One2Eleven

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Sporting Greats 6.30 TBA 7.00 What’s The Story? 8.00 International Football 9.00 What’s The Story? 10.00 Boots ‘n’ All 10.59 International Football 12.00pm Giro D’Italia Cycling 1.30 Sporting Greats 2.00 What’s The Story? 3.00 Boots ‘n’ All 4.00 Super League: Grand Final Gold 4.15 Super League: Grand Final Gold 4.30 Super League: Grand Final Gold 4.45 Super League: Grand Final Gold 5.00 WWE Vintage 6.00 LIVE Twenty20 Natwest Blast 2014 10.00 WWE: Late Night Raw 12.00am WWE NXT 1.00 Twenty20 Natwest Blast 2014 5.00 Football League Gold 5.15 Football League Gold 5.30 Football Gold 5.45 Football Gold

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Football Gold 7.00 WWE: Experience 8.00 The Premiership Years 10.00 Destination Brazil 10.30 Destination Brazil 11.00 The Premiership Years 1.00pm The Premiership Years 3.00 The Premiership Years 5.00 TBA 8.00 Giro D’Italia Cycling 9.30 ATP Tour Uncovered 10.00 LIVE:Poker: Sky Roller 12.00am Destination Brazil 1.00 The Premiership Years 3.00 The Premiership Years 5.00 Destination Brazil Victoria Nangle

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7.00pm Tough Young Teachers 8.00 Barely Legal Drivers 9.00 England’s Worst Ever Football Team 10.00 Jonah From Tonga 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.25am England’s Worst Ever Football Team 1.25 Jonah From Tonga 1.50 Barely Legal Drivers

7.00pm News 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1979 8.00 Clydebuilt: The Ships That Made The Commonwealth 9.00 How The Wild West Was Won With Ray Mears 10.00 Ripping Yarns 10.30 The Golden Age Of Steam Railways 11.30 The Crusades 12.30am Top Of The Pops: 1979 1.15 Clydebuilt

2.00pm The Millionaire Matchmaker 2.50 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 5.00 Britain’s Got Talent 6.30 Britain’s Got Talent Results 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 FILM: Wild Target (2010) 10.00 Britain’s Got More Talent 11.00 Celebrity Juice 11.50 Viral Tap 12.30am Two And A Half Men (x2)

12.10pm Pie In The Sky 1.10 Heartbeat 2.10 Wild At Heart 3.10 The Memoirs Of Sherlock Holmes 4.20 Only When I Laugh 4.55 Barbara 5.25 Man About The House 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Foyle’s War 10.00 Afterlife 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.05am Pie In The Sky 1.05 Judge Judy

4.00pm Rude(ish) Tube (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 The Big Bang Theory 8.30 How I Met Your Mother 9.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 9.30 2 Broke Girls 10.00 The IT Crowd (x2) 11.00 Rude Tube 12.05am 2 Broke Girls (x2)

11.25am FILM: Victim (1961) 1.25pm Time Team 2.30 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 3.35 Location, Location, Location 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Grand Designs (x2) 9.00 The Good Wife 10.00 Nashville 11.00 Boss 12.10am Grand Designs (x2) 2.20 The Good Wife 3.20 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems

11.00am From Up On Poppy Hill (2011) 12.50pm The Day The Earth Stood Still (1951) 2.40 City Of Ember (2008) 4.30 Explorers (1985) 6.40 Mona Lisa Smile (2003) 9.00 Limitless (2011) 11.05 Law Abiding Citizen (2009) 1.10am Benny’s Video (1992) 3.30 Close

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friday 30 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. Channel 4, 8pm Almost like a series of webisodes used to prequel the next big Marvel blockbuster, this sees S.H.I.E.L.D. in turmoil as HYDRA seems to hold all the cards – and S.H.I.E.L.D.’s former power. Dark secrets are revealed as Coulson and his team put everything on the line to stop Garrett.

QI BBC2, 10pm Things are moving on at QI headquarters – literally. Yes, it’s about all things kinetic. Prepare to have your mind blown and your ribs tickled as quizmaster Stephen Fry and trusty regular player Alan Davies are joined by Jo Brand, Marcus Brigstocke and Danny Baker. Full to the brim with useless – and useful – facts.

Searching For Sugar Man: Storyville BBC4, 9pm Another chance to see the Oscar-winning documentary that tells the story of the American rock icon who never was. Hailed as the finest recording artist of his time, but commercially bombed, singer Sixto Rodriguez dropped off the map until two fans decided to track him down.

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6.05am Homes Under The Hammer 7.05 Caught Red Handed 7.35 Call The Council 8.20 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 9.05 The Great British Sewing Bee 10.05 First Time On The Front Line 10.35 The Travel Show 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm The A To Z Of TV Gardening 12.05 FILM: Alvarez Kelly (1966) 1.50 Raymond Blanc’s Kitchen Secrets 2.20 Pallisers 3.15 Cash In The Attic 3.45 Big Cat Diary 4.15 Nature’s Great Events 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Eggheads Dermot Murnaghan hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip Journalists Bill Turnbull and Louise Minchin are both more used to the BBC Breakfast couch than antiques, yet in this programme they battle it out alongside their antique experts, Philip Serrell and David Barby. 7.30 Great British Menu Cookery competition. 8.00 The Minster Three-part documentary series about life in York Minster. 8.30 Gardeners’ World Gardening magazine. 9.00 The Story Of Women And Art Art history series. Professor Amanda Vickery explores the explosion of creative opportunities for women as the 20th Century dawned. Travelling from London and Paris to the remote Swedish countryside and the bleak desert landscape of New Mexico, she explores a time where western women were demanding ever increasing roles across society. 10.00 QI See highlights. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines. 11.05 Later... With Jools Holland The iconic music programme, featuring live sessions from contemporary and classic artists. 12.10am FILM: Valhalla Rising (2009) 1.35 Sign Zone: Question Time

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Jo Frost Family Matters 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Ejector Seat 5.00 The Paul O’Grady Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 According To Jim 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss 11.00 Come Dine With Me Down Under 11.30 Come Dine With Me Down Under 12.00pm News 12.05 Come Dine With Me Down Under (x2) 1.05 Come Dine With Me Down Under 1.40 French Collection 2.40 Countdown 3.30 Deal Or No Deal 4.30 Draw It! 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks As Cindy stands by her daughter, Dirk is forced to make an almost impossible decision. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.35 Unreported World Current affairs series. Cancer now kills more people in Africa than Malaria, HIV/Aids and tuberculosis combined. Reporter Krishnan Guru-Murthy and director Daniel Bogado travel to Senegal to reveal how patients across the continent are being deprived of the single most important drug for relieving the pain of cancer. 8.00 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. See highlights. 9.00 Peter Kay Live At The Manchester Arena Peter Kay’s stand-up performance filmed at the Manchester Arena, where he once worked as a steward. 10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Comic Alan Carr hosts his own light-hearted chat show with Amanda Seyfried, Aussie comedian Adam Hills, and the cast of the US series, Orange Is the New Black, also drops in. 11.05 Rude Tube Alex Zane presents the greatest heroes on the internet. 12.05am Brooklyn Nine-Nine 12.30 FILM: Hot Shots! (1991) 1.55 Random Acts 2.00 Southland 2.45 Desperate Housewives 3.25 4 Rooms 4.20 SuperScrimpers 4.40 Hugh’s 3 Good Things 5.05 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures 5.10 Deal Or No Deal

6.00 – 6.50am Children’s television 6.50 Family! 7.00 Little Princess 7.10 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Police Interceptors 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Cowboy Builders 1.15 Home And Away: In London 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Unstable (2009) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away: In London As Leah’s condition worsens, Nate fears that she may need a liver transplant. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Ice Road Truckers: Deadliest Roads Alex, Lisa and Rick take on some of the most dangerous roads in the Himalayas, facing avalanches, 1,000-foot drops and terrifying cliffside paths. 8.00 Eddie Stobart’s Excellent Adventures The final series of the observational documentary following drivers employed by one of the UK’s biggest hauling companies. 9.00 NCIS US naval crime drama series. The international manhunt for Eli David and Jackie Vance’s killer turns into a federal witch hunt against Gibbs and the team. 10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles Spin-off police drama series. A scheduled training session is interrupted when an urgent call comes through indicating that an agent needs assistance. 10.55 Bangkok Brits Documentary series about Brits who have moved to Bangkok to take advantage of the opportunities offered there. 11.55 Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.05 Ben Fogle’s Animal Clinic 4.00 House Doctor 4.20 House Doctor 4.45 Divine Designs 5.10 Wildlife SOS (x2)

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 TBA 10.00 Sporting Greats 10.30 TBA 1.30pm Sporting Greats 2.00 Sporting Heroes 3.00 Ringside 4.00 Ringside Special - Evander Holyfield 5.00 Sporting Greats 5.30 Sporting Greats 6.00 TBA 7.00 The Final Countdown 7.30 LIVE: Super League 10.15 The Final Countdown 10.45 TBA 11.45 The Final Countdown 12.15am Super League 1.15 The Final Countdown 1.45 TBA 3.15 One2Eleven 3.30 TBA 4.00 The Final Countdown 4.30 Ringside Special - Evander Holyfield 5.30 The Final Countdown

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders The Butcher household comes to terms with recent events. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build Home renovation series. Michelle and Rod’s six-year-old daughter Maddie has a rare brain disease which has left her struggling to walk and talk. Nick and the boys finish off the house so that Maddie is safe. Yay! 9.00 Have I Got News For You The popular news quiz, with team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop, guest host Alexander Armstrong and guest panellists Victoria Coren Mitchell and Joe Wilkinson. 9.30 Room 101 Frank Skinner refereeing three celebrities each week as they compete to banish their top peeve or worst nightmare to the depths of Room 101. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton Show Joining Graham are Tom Cruise, Emily Blunt, Charlize Theron, Seth McFarlane, plus music from Coldplay. 11.20 Uncle Sitcom about sensible 12-year-old schoolboy Errol and his rather immature Uncle Andy. 11.50 EastEnders Another visit to the residents of Albert Square. 1.45am Weatherview 1.50 News

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale James is determined to be honest with Chas. 7.30 International Football: England v Peru England play their final World Cup warm-up match on home soil and a morale-boosting performance would be the perfect send-off in front of an expectant crowd at Wembley. It is also an opportunity for Ross Barkley, Adam Lallana and Raheem Sterling to stake a starting place in Roy Hodgson’s World Cup team. Adrian Chiles is joined in the studio by Theo Walcott, Lee Dixon and Glenn Hoddle. Commentary comes from Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend. 10.10 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.45 FILM: Casino Royale (2006) Starring Daniel Craig, Eva Green, Mads Mikkelsen, Judi Dench, Jeffrey Wright. Action-packed ‘reboot’ of the James Bond series. The newly-qualified 00 agent is sent on his first mission, investigating a banker suspected of financing international terrorism. After battling his henchmen in the Bahamas and Miami, the pair eventually square off face-to-face at the world’s richest poker game in Montenegro. 1.20am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Sporting Greats 6.30 Sporting Greats: Sir Donald Bradman 7.00 Super League: Grand Final Gold 7.15 Super League: Grand Final Gold 7.30 Super League 8.30 Live Super Rugby 10.30 Live Super Rugby 12.30pm Sporting Greats 1.00 Giro D’Italia Cycling 2.30 WWE: Raw 4.30 Giro D’Italia Cycling 6.00 LIVE Twenty20 Natwest Blast 2014 10.00 WWE: Late Night Smackdown 12.00am WWE: Late Night Bottom Line 1.00 Twenty20 Natwest Blast 2014 5.00 Football League Gold 5.15 Football League Gold 5.30 Football Gold 5.45 Football Gold

Sky Sports 3 6.00am WWE: Raw 8.00 Premier League Years 10.00 Destination Brazil 10.30 Destination Brazil 11.00 Premier League Years 1.00pm Premier League Years 3.00 Premier League Years 5.00 TBA 8.00 Tight Lines 9.00 Fishing Gurus 9.30 Giro D’Italia Cycling 11.00 Premier League Years 1.00am Premier League Years 3.00 TBA 5.00 Destination Brazil 5.30 Destination Brazil

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7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Concerto At The BBC Proms 8.00 Kathleen Ferrier: An Ordinary Diva 9.00 Searching For Sugar Man: Storyville. See highlights. 10.20 Troubadours: The Rise Of The Singer-Songwriter 11.45 Singer-Songwriters At The BBC 12.45am Searching For Sugar Man

2.00pm The Millionaire Matchmaker 2.50 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 5.00 Britain’s Got Talent 6.30 Britain’s Got Talent Results 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 FILM: Something Borrowed (2011) 10.20 Celebrity Juice 11.10 Take Me Out 12.15am Two And A Half Men (x2)

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saturday 31 Britain’s Got Talent ITV1, 7pm They’ve been whittled, they’ve been buzzed, they’ve been mocked and they’ve been embarrassed – but now, after hundreds of auditions the talent search hopefuls have finally reached the last live semi-final. It’s over to the public vote, and snipes from Simon, Amanda, Alesha and David. Break a leg!

FILM: Prince Of Persia: The Sands Of Time BBC1, 10.20pm Inspired by the console game but starring a particularly ripped Jake Gyllenhaal and a marvellously sassy Gemma Arterton, this Hamlet-meetsAladdin is a return to silly stunts and enjoyable capers in the sand that makes a blockbuster fun for all. Ridiculously silly.

Jimmy Carr: Making People Laugh More4, 10.05pm After appearing on so many panel shows, hosting so many panel shows and writing the odd bestselling book, it might be about time to remind yourself what it is Jimmy Carr does as a day job. It’s stand-up comedy, by the way. Here he is reminding a packed hall how sharp his wit is.

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6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live 11.30 Nigellissima 12.00pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News 1.15 Escape To The Country 2.00 Triathlon: World Series – Great Britain 5.10 FILM: How To Train Your Dragon (2010)

6.35am The Pallisers 7.30 Great British Menu 8.00 Great British Menu 8.30 Great British Menu 9.00 Great British Menu 9.30 Great British Menu 10.00 FIFA World Cup 1962 11.30 Great British Railway Journeys 12.00pm Two Greedy Italians 1.00 Robert Mitchum: Talking Pictures 1.35 FILM: Build My Gallows High (1947) 3.05 FILM: Fire Down Below (1957) 5.00 Flog It!

6.40 BBC News 6.50 South East Today 7.00 Pointless Celebrities Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman present a special celebrity academic edition of the general knowledge quiz. Featuring Clemency Burton-Hill and Graeme Garden, Dan Snow and Susie Dent, Robert Peston and Steph McGovern, and Michael Mosley and Germaine Greer. 7.50 The National Lottery: In It To Win It Dale Winton presents the quiz show where five contestants compete in a general knowledge quiz show to win a life-changing amount of money. The show also features Gaby Roslin with the lottery draws live from the National Lottery. 8.40 Casualty Hospital drama. Connie tries to help a father come to terms with his son’s sexuality, while Cal helps treat a severely paranoid patient. 9.30 Mrs Brown’s Boys Comedy series about a meddling market stall holder and matriach. The family celebrate the baptism of Dermot and Maria’s triplets with a party. 10.00 BBC News 10.20 FILM: Prince Of Persia: The Sands Of Time (2010) See highlights. 12.05am FILM: The Uninvited (2009) 1.25 Weatherview 1.30 BBC News

6.00 Meet The Monkeys: Natural World After 25 years, Wildlife cameraman Colin StaffordJohnson revisits a gang of crested black macaques on the paradise Indonesian island of Sulawesi. 7.00 Sir Kenneth Clark: Portrait Of A Civilised Man – A Culture Show Special Revealing the man behind the landmark documentary series Civilisation, the Culture Show takes a look at the life of Sir Kenneth Clark. 8.00 Fawlty Towers Classic sitcom. A medallion man, a pair of psychiatrists, a pretty Australian girl and a ladder cause Basil some embarrassment. 8.35 The Goodies Classic comedy. The Goodies have to tackle a gigantic white kitten which is terrorising London. 9.05 I Love 1973 Series celebrating 1970s pop culture. Noddy Holder presents a look back at 1973, the year the seventies really began to take shape. 10.05 Top Of The Pops: Xmas 1978 Noel Edmonds presents a special Top of the Pops from 1978. 11.05 Old Grey Whistle Test: 70s Gold In its 40th anniversary year, this programme takes us on a journey and celebrates the musically mixed-up decade that was the 1970s. 12.35am FILM: Mean Streets (1973) 5.40 FILM: Beautiful But Dangerous (1954)

6.00am Fort Boyard: Ultimate Challenge 6.25 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 6.50 Canimals 7.00 Canimals 7.05 Sooty 7.20 Digimon Fusion 7.45 Horrid Henry 8.00 Adventure Time 8.25 ITV News 8.30 Weekend 9.25 The Hungry Sailors 10.20 Murder, She Wrote 11.15 News 11.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 12.20pm Storage Hoarders 1.20 FILM: Beethoven’s 5th (2003) 3.05 Peter Andre’s 60 Minute Makeover 4.05 Off Their Rockers 4.35 Tipping Point: Lucky Stars 5.35 ITV News Meridian 5.45 ITV News & Weather 6.00 Let Me Entertain You Michael Underwood presents the series which invites ordinary members of the public to be the star of the show by submitting their most entertaining home videos or by visiting the show’s special Pop Pod. In this episode, hidden cameras in a Brighton milkshake parlour catch people ready to sing for their supper. 6.30 You’ve Been Framed! Award-winning comedy from the UK’s favourite video voyeur, Harry Hill. 7.00 Britain’s Got Talent See highlights. 8.30 World Cup Epic Fails Angus Deayton presents a show that celebrates the funnier side of the World Cup, the biggest sporting event on the planet. From cringeworthy opening ceremonies, dreadful songs, terrible styles and fashions. 9.30 Britain’s Got Talent Results After a tense wait, it is time to find out which act has the highest number of public votes and automatically goes through to the live grand final. 10.00 ITV News; Weather 10.20 The Americans Drama series. Arkady finally plays his hand, forcing Stan to make an unenviable decision. 11.15 The Americans Drama series about the activities of a Russian spy ring in 1980s America. 12.10am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.45 ITV Nightscreen

6.05am The Hoobs 6.30 Trans World Sport 7.30 FIM Superbike World Championship 8.00 The Morning Line 9.00 Weekend Kitchen With Waitrose 10.00 Frasier 10.30 Frasier 10.55 The Big Bang Theory 11.25 The Big Bang Theory 11.50 The Simpsons 12.20pm The Simpsons 12.45 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 1.40 Channel 4 Racing 4.10 Come Dine With Me 4.40 Come Dine With Me 5.10 Come Dine With Me 5.40 Come Dine With Me 6.15 Come Dine With Me Cookery-based reality show. 6.40 Channel 4 News 7.05 The Restoration Man George Clarke travels the British Isles meeting people hoping to restore architectural treasures. 8.00 Grand Designs Property series. Marine captain Jon’s life changed forever when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan and lost three limbs. Before his injuries, home for Jon had meant a crooked chocolate box Devon cottage. After countless viewings of uninspiring specialist dwellings and awkward conversions, Jon realised that the only way to get a house that would enable him to live independently was to build it himself. 9.00 FILM: Ghost Rider: Spirit Of Vengeance (2011) Starring Nicolas Cage, Violante Placido, Ciaran Hinds, Idris Elba, Johnny Whitworth, Anthony Head, Jacek Koman and Christopher Lambert. Sequel to the 2007 comic book thriller. The flamingskulled biker returns to prevent the devil taking over the body of a boy. 10.50 FILM: The Firm (1993) Starring Tom Cruise, Jeanne Tripplehorn, Gene Hackman. A newly-graduated lawyer rejects big city law companies to join a small Memphis firm, but soon finds himself immersed in corruption and murder. 1.45am FILM: Choke (2008) 3.15 Hollyoaks Omnibus 5.20 Four Rooms

6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television 7.20 Make Way For Noddy 7.40 City Of Friends 7.55 Little Princess 8.10 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.25 Angelina Ballerina 8.45 Rupert Bear 9.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 Jelly Jamm 9.30 LazyTown 10.00 Access 10.05 The Dog Rescuers 10.30 Classic Car Rescue 11.35 FILM: Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment (1985) 1.20pm FILM: Raid On Rommel (1971) 3.15 FILM: The Dam Busters (1954) 5.45 What The Dambusters Did Next 7.00 Cricket On 5 Coverage of the fourth One Day International match of the cricket season between England and Sri Lanka. 8.00 5 News Weekend 8.10 Longmire Crime drama series. The sheriff searches for the killer of two teenagers who were murdered after being acquitted of raping a Cheyenne girl. 8.55 NCIS Crime drama series. DiNozzo and Ziva find themselves trapped on a transatlantic flight with an anonymous assassin. Meanwhile, back in the States, Gibbs and his crew investigate a murder that is linked to an embezzlement case. 9.55 NCIS US drama. The NCIS team races against time to thwart a terrorist plot to unleash a dirty bomb on DC. 10.55 NCIS Crime drama series. Gibbs is forced to revisit his past when his former mother-in-law turns out to be a witness in a murder investigation. 11.55 Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Car Crime UK: Caught On Camera 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 Make It Big 4.50 The Funky Valley Show 5.00 Angels Of Jarm 5.10 Roary The Racing Car 5.20 Angels Of Jarm 5.25 The Funky Valley Show 5.40 Roary The Racing Car 5.50 Roary The Racing Car

6.00am Froch v Groves: The Tactics 7.00 Behind The Ropes: Froch v Groves 8.00 The Final Countdown 8.30 Ringside 9.30 Froch v Kessler II 10.30 The Gloves Are Off: The SuperMiddleweights 11.30 Groves v DeGale 12.30pm The Gloves Are Off – The Footballers 1.30 Ringside 2.00 Froch v Groves: The Tactics 3.00 Behind The Ropes: Froch v Groves 4.00 The Final Countdown 4.30 Froch v Groves: The Fight 5.30 The Gloves Are Off: Froch v Groves 6.00 TBA 7.00 LIVE Greyhound Racing 9.30 TBA 10.30 Football Gold 10.45 Football Gold 11.00 Rise As One 11.30 Rise As One 12.00am Super Rugby 2.00 Super Rugby 4.30 Sporting Heroes 5.30 Football Gold 5.45 Football Gold

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Sporting Greats 6.30 Tight Lines 7.30 ODI Cricket 8.30 Cricket Fever 9.30 TBA 10.00 LIVE ODI Cricket 1.00pm LIVE ODI Cricket 7.00 Sporting Heroes 8.00 ODI Cricket 9.00 Sporting Greats 9.30 Sporting Greats 10.00 ODI Cricket 11.00 Sporting Heroes 12.00am Sporting Greats 12.30 Sporting Greats 1.00 ODI Cricket 2.00 Sporting Heroes 3.00 Sporting Greats 3.30 Sporting Greats 4.00 ODI Cricket 5.00 Football League Gold 5.15 Football League Gold 5.30 Football Gold 5.45 Football Gold

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Football Gold 7.00 WWE: Smackdown 9.00 LIVE Rabobank Hockey World Cup 11.30 LIVE Rabobank Hockey World Cup 1.30pm LIVE Rabobank Hockey World Cup 3.00 LIVE Rabobank Hockey World Cup 4.00 LIVE Rabobank Hockey World Cup 6.30 LIVE Rabobank Hockey World Cup 8.30 Giro D’Italia Cycling 10.00 WWE Late Night Superstars 11.00 WWE NXT 12.00am WWE: Late Night Smackdown 2.00 WWE: Late Night Bottom Line 3.00 Giro D’Italia Cycling 4.30 Football Gold 5.00 Sporting Greats Victoria Nangle

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7.00pm Doctor Who (x2) 8.30 Doctor Who: The Ultimate Guide 9.30 Russell Howard’s Good News 10.00 World Cup’s Best Ever Goals, Ever! 11.00 Family Guy (x4) 12.30am American Dad! (x2) 1.15 Russell Howard’s Good News 1.45 World Cup’s Best Ever Goals, Ever! 2.40 Sweat The Small Stuff

7.00pm Amazon Abyss 8.00 The Story Of Science: Power, Proof And Passion 9.00 Wallander 10.30 10 Things You Didn’t Know About Earthquakes 11.30 10 Things You Didn’t Know About Avalanches 12.30am History Of The Eagles 1.35 Top Of The Pops: 1979 2.20 Sounds Of The 70s 2 2.50 The Story Of Science

1.25pm You’ve Been Framed! Full Throttle 2.25 You’ve Been Framed 3.35 FILM: Mr Bean’s Holiday (2007) 5.20 FILM: Dungeons And Dragons (2000) 7.25 FILM: Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980) 10.00 Britain’s Got More Talent 11.05 FILM: Fast & Furious (2009) 1.15am Viral Tap

6.00am Judge Judy 6.20 Jane Austen’s Emma 8.20 The Royal (x2) 10.25 The Darling Buds Of May 11.35 The Darling Buds Of May 12.45pm Northanger Abbey 2.45 Lewis 4.55 Agatha Christie’s Marple 6.55 Rosemary And Thyme 8.00 Doc Martin 9.00 Foyle’s War 11.00 Bomb Girls 12.00am Lewis

3.00pm Made In Chelsea 4.00 Youngers 4.35 Rude(ish) Tube (x2) 5.30 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.30 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 The Tomorrow People 9.00 FILM: Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986) 11.10 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.05am The Inbetweeners (x2)

1.00pm FILM: True Grit (1969) 3.35 Location, Location, Location (x3) 6.50 Trains With Pete Waterman 7.55 The Worst Jobs In History 9.00 Father Ted 9.35 Father Ted 10.05 Jimmy Carr: Making People Laugh. See highlights. 11.10 Embarrassing Bodies (x2) 1.20am The Worst Jobs In History

11.00am The Belles Of St Trinian’s (1955) 1.00pm The Addams Family (1991) 2.55 Honey, I Shrunk The Kids (1989) 4.45 Spy Kids: All The Time In The World In 4D (2011) 6.30 The Legend Of Zorro (2005) 9.00 A Time To Kill (1996) 11.55 28 Weeks Later (2007) 1.50am Choke (2008) 3.45 Close

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sunday 1 Michael Flatley: A Night To Remember ITV1, 8pm Watch those feet fly! Christine Bleakley presents a celebration of the 20-year career of the dancer, musician and choreographer Michael Flatley. With special guests in attendance too, and a sneak peek at Michael’s new show Lord Of The Dance: Dangerous Games.

Quirke BBC1, 9pm Gabriel Byrne does moody as a moody fellow in this noir crime drama set in the 1950s. Watch him smoulder and then possibly get beaten up. The tough guy with a vulnerability. Although that could be brought on by the proximity of a dame. This week he’s investigating an apparent suicide that looks mighty fishy.

In The Flesh BBC3, 10pm OMG! Kieren is coming out. Out as an undead person that is, shedding his contact lenses and cover-up mousse in public for the first time. Nothing bad can happen when you’re honest about who you are right? Quickly put under house arrest and generally used as a scapegoat, disillusionment is calling.

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7.00 Tropic Of Cancer Simon Reeve continues his epic journey around the world following the Tropic of Cancer. The second leg of the journey sees Simon dodge the Moroccan secret police in Western Sahara, and travel on one of the world’s longest trains in Mauritania. 8.00 I Bought A Rainforest Bet it cost less than a Mother’s Day bouquet. 9.00 Britain’s Greatest Pilot: The Extraordinary Story Of Captain Winkle Brown Captain Eric ‘Winkle’ Brown recounts his flying experiences, encounters with the Nazis and other adventures leading up to and during the Second World War. Illustrated with archive footage and Captain Brown’s own photos. 10.00 D-Day: The Last Heroes In the first of a two-part series, historian Dan Snow examines how two years of meticulous planning, espionage and the analysis of millions of three-dimensional aerial photographs helped the Allied Forces gain a foothold in northern France. 11.00 D-Day: The Last Heroes The concluding part of historian Dan Snow’s documentary series tells the powerful and heroic stories of those who risked their lives on the beaches of Normandy 12.00am FILM: Battle In Seattle (2007) 1.35 Sign Zone: Countryfile 2.30 Sign Zone: Holby City

6.00am Breakfast 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 The Big Questions 11.00 Homes Under The Hammer 12.00pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News 1.15 Countryfile 2.10 Flog It! 3.10 Escape To The Country 3.55 Brazil With Michael Palin 4.55 Points Of View 5.10 Songs Of Praise 5.45 Pointless Celebrities

7.05am The Pallisers 8.00 Gardeners’ World 8.30 Beechgrove Garden 9.00 FIFA World Cup 1966 10.40 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 12.00pm Rowing: European Championships 1.45 FILM: The Victors (1963) 4.15 Women’s FA Cup Final

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6.00am Fort Boyard: Ultimate Challenge 6.25 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 6.35 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 6.50 Canimals 7.00 Canimals 7.05 Sooty 7.20 Digimon Fusion 7.45 Horrid Henry 8.00 Deadtime Stories 8.25 ITV News 8.30 Weekend 9.25 May The Best House Win 10.20 Murder, She Wrote 11.20 Love Your Garden 12.25pm ITV News & Weather 12.30 Long Lost Family 1.35 Columbo: Etude In Black 3.30 Let Me Entertain You 4.00 A Touch Of Frost 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! Harry Hill presents more funny home footage filmed by viewers on their camcorders and mobile phones. 6.35 ITV News Meridian 6.45 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Catchphrase: Celebrity Special Stephen Mulhern hosts a special celebrity edition of the much loved game show. Denise Van Outen, Charlie Condou of Coronation Street and Jo Brand line up to say what they see, for charity mate. 8.00 Michael Flatley: A Night To Remember See highlights. 9.00 Coronation Street Rita keeps vigil at Tina’s bedside. Will Leanne end it with Kal? Anna confesses to a shocked Izzy and Katy. 9.30 FILM: Quantum Of Solace (2008) Starring Daniel Craig, Olga Kurylenko, Mathieu Amalric, Judi Dench. Espionage thriller. After an assassination attempt on the life of James Bond’s commander at MI5, Bond heads to Bolivia to track down the villain. 11.35 ITV News; Weather 11.50 Rugby Highlights: Aviva Premiership Final Mark Durden Smith and David Flatman present extended highlights of the Aviva Premiership Final. 12.40am The Store 2.40 Motorsport UK 3.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 4.15 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Rory Bremner’s Great British Views

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6.15am The Hoobs 6.40 British Formula 3 7.10 How I Met Your Mother 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.30pm Secret Eaters 1.25 The Big Bang Theory 1.55 The Big Bang Theory 2.25 The Big Bang Theory 2.50 The Simpsons 3.20 The Simpsons 3.50 FILM: Chalet Girl (2011) 5.40 Deal Or No Deal

6.00 – 7.55am Children’s television 7.55 Little Princess 8.10 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.25 Angelina Ballerina 8.45 Rupert Bear 9.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 Jelly Jamm 9.30 LazyTown 10.00 Power Rangers: Super Samurai 10.35 Power Rangers: Megaforce 11.10 Access 11.25 Ultimate Police Interceptors 11.55 FILM: Street Fighter (1994) 1.50pm FILM: Richie Rich (1994) 3.40 FILM: Big Daddy (1999) 5.25 FILM: Open Season 2 (2008)

6.35 Channel 4 News 7.00 Four Rooms Members of the public pit their wits against Britain’s top dealers in art, antiques and collectibles. In this episode, top dealers Gordon Watson, Celia Sawyer, Alex Proud and David Sonnenthal play mind games over a retro arcade machine, and are enthralled by a rare collection of Tolkien first edition books. 8.00 For The Love Of Cars Car fanatic Philip Glenister and renowned car designer Ant Anstead bring wrecked classic cars back to life. The duo’s collection is shipped off to one of the country’s largest and most prestigious car auctions. 9.00 Fargo US crime drama series inspired by the Coen brothers’ movie of the same name. Malvo seeks answers, while Lester finagles a few of his own. Molly and Gus try to get past a setback in the investigation. 10.05 FILM: The Change-Up (2011) Starring Ryan Reynolds, Jason Bateman, Leslie Mann, Olivia Wilde. Comedy. Two best friends envious of each other’s lives soon discover the grass is not always greener on the other side when they wake up to find they have swapped bodies. 12.10am FILM: Meet The Spartans (2008) 1.35 Southland 2.20 Utopia 3.15 Dogs Mercury 3.40 Building The Dream 4.35 Deal Or No Deal 5.30 Hugh’s 3 Good Things

7.00 5 News Weekend 7.05 FILM: Jackie Chan’s The Medallion (2003) Starring Jackie Chan, Lee Evans, Julian Sands, Claire Forlani, John Rhys-Davies and Anthony Wong. Fantasy action comedy about a pair of cops who encounter supernatural complications in pursuit of an international crime lord. 9.00 FILM: Resident Evil: Extinction (2007) Starring Milla Jovovich, Ali Larter, Oded Fehr, Iain Glen, Ashanti. The second sequel in the sci-fi franchise. Alice teams up with other survivors of the Raccoon City catastrophe to take down the evil Umbrella Corporation for good, fighting zombies and other terrifying creatures created by the Corporation along the way. 10.35 FILM: Blade II (2002) Starring Wesley Snipes, Kris Kristofferson, Ron Perlman, Luke Goss, Leonor Varela and Norman Reedus. Supernatural vampire action sequel, based on the fictional Marvel Comics character Blade, a half-vampire daywalker. 12.45am SuperCasino 3.10 Classic Car Rescue 4.00 House Doctor 4.25 Make It Big 4.50 The Funky Valley Show 5.00 Angels Of Jarm 5.10 Roary The Racing Car 5.20 Angels Of Jarm 5.25 The Funky Valley Show 5.40 Roary The Racing Car 5.50 Roary The Racing Car

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Super League: Grand Final Gold 6.30 Super Rugby 8.30 Super Rugby 11.00 Sporting Heroes 12.00pm LIVE Rugby Union 2.30 LIVE England v Barbarians 5.00 Super Rugby Extra Time 5.30 Sporting Heroes 6.30 Super Rugby Extra Time 7.00 England v Barbarians 8.00 Giro D’Italia Cycling 9.30 WWE: Experience 10.30 WWE: Late Night Afterburn 11.30 This Week In WWE 12.00am WWE Vintage 1.00 WWE Payback 4.00 WWE From The Vault 5.00 Sporting Greats

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Sporting Greats 7.00 Sporting Heroes 8.00 ODI Cricket 9.00 Cricket Writers On TV 10.30 ICC World Twenty20 11.00 Sporting Greats 11.30 WWE: Smackdown 12.00pm Giro D’Italia Cycling 1.30 ICC World Twenty20 2.00 LIVE Twenty20 Natwest Blast 2014 6.00 ICC World Twenty20 6.30 Inside Sailing 7.00 Fleet Racing Tour 2014 7.30 ICC World Twenty20 8.00 Twenty20 Natwest Blast 2014 12.00am Sporting Heroes 1.00 Twenty20 Natwest Blast 2014 5.00 Football Gold 5.15 Football League Gold 5.30 Football Gold

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Football Gold 6.30 This Week In WWE 7.00 WWE Vintage 8.00 WWE Afterburn 9.00 LIVE Rabobank Hockey World Cup 11.30 LIVE Rabobank Hockey World Cup 2.00pm LIVE Rabobank Hockey World Cup 3.00 LIVE Rabobank Hockey World Cup 4.30 LIVE Rabobank Hockey World Cup 6.30 LIVE Rabobank Hockey World Cup 8.30 WWE: The Bottom Line 9.30 England v Barbarians 10.30 Super Rugby Extra Time 11.00 Fleet Racing Tour 11.30 England v Barbarians 12.30am Giro D’Italia Cycling 2.00 Fleet Racing Tour 2.30 Super Rugby Extra Time 3.00 Sporting Greats 3.30 England v Barbarians 4.30 Super Rugby Extra Time 5.00 England v Barbarians Victoria Nangle

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12.00pm FILM: Mrs Doubtfire (1993) 2.20 Futurama 2.30 Modern Family (x4) 4.30 The Simpsons (x3) 6.00 About A Boy 6.30 The Simpsons 7.00 The Ones To Watch 8.00 The Simpsons 8.30 Futurama 9.00 Hawaii Five0 10.00 NCIS: LA 11.00 Road Wars 12.00am Karl Pilkington (x2)

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 New: World Cup’s 50 Greatest Moments 10.00 In The Flesh. See highlights. 11.00 Family Guy 11.25 Family Guy 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am American Dad! 12.30 Sweat The Small Stuff 1.00 New: Jonah From Tonga 1.25 In The Flesh 2.25 Sweat The Small Stuff

7.00pm Cleopatra: Portrait Of A Killer 8.00 The Town That Loves Books: BBC Arts At Hay 9.00 Dylan Thomas: A Poet’s Guide 10.00 Under Milk Wood In Pictures: Peter Blake Does Dylan 10.30 Under Milk Wood 11.30 Troubadours: The Rise Of The SingerSongwriter 12.55am Searching For Sugar Man

1.45pm FILM: Dungeons And Dragons (2000) 3.55 Britain’s Got Talent 5.25 Britain’s Got Talent Results 5.50 Britain’s Got More Talent 6.55 You’ve Been Framed! 7.25 FILM: Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983) 10.00 Viral Tap 10.50 FILM: Something Borrowed (2011) 1.05am Viral Tap

6.00am Judge Judy 6.25 Murder, She Wrote 7.25 Northanger Abbey 9.25 Heartbeat 10.30 Heartbeat 11.35 Agatha Christie’s Marple 1.40pm Rosemary And Thyme 2.45 French Open Tennis 2014 8.00 Lewis 10.00 FILM: The Hours (2002) 12.25am William And Mary 1.30 Lewis 3.25 Nightscreen

1.00pm Made In Chelsea 2.05 Revenge 3.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 4.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 5.00 The Tomorrow People 6.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 6.30 The Big Bang Theory 7.00 Troy 8.00 FILM: Stardust (2007) 10.35 The Inbetweeners (x2) 11.40 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.35am Rude Tube 2010

11.00am Double Your House For Half The Money 12.05pm Location, Location, Location 1.10 Food Unwrapped (x2) 2.45 Four In A Bed (x5) 5.20 Come Dine With Me (x5) 7.55 The Restoration Man 9.00 Car S.O.S 10.00 The Hoarder Next Door 11.05 Gogglebox 11.55 Father Ted (x2) 1.00am Car S.O.S.

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monday 2 Savile: The Power To Abuse – Panorama BBC1, 8.30pm We’ve all heard about it, read about it, seen how one man’s horrible actions have shaken the very foundations of the BBC, the hospitals he worked at and the charities he supported. Shelley Jofre investigates why Savile was given free access to so much so easily.

Bear Grylls: Surviving The Island Channel 4, 10pm It’s the end of the ordeal, so this special episode sees Bear Grylls visit the men that were a part of the experiment on The Island to see how they fared. Did they grow, did they change, did they learn? Plus behind-the-scenes footage of everything from injury to camera kit maintenance.

Badults BBC3, 10pm Those bad-at-being-adults boys are back with a new series. It’s match day and Tom, Ben and Matthew are dead set on seeing the game, and really are not known for being able to call it a day on any project – so expect them to go to extraordinary lengths when the flat’s telly blows up. Oh dear.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 D-Day 70: The Heroes Remember 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Fake Britain 11.30 Call The Council 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Link 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.30 Hairy Bikers’ Best Of British 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless

6.05am Homes Under The Hammer 7.05 Caught Red Handed 7.35 Call The Council 8.20 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 9.05 Permission Impossible 10.05 Real Lives Reunited 10.35 Click 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Raymond Blanc’s Kitchen Secrets 1.30 Breakaway 2.15 Coast 2.20 The Pallisers 3.15 Cash In The Attic 3.45 Big Cat Diary 4.15 Nature’s Great Events 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Eggheads Dermot Murnaghan hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Building Dream Homes One brick at a time. Or stick. Or bit of straw. All pigs are equal in this game. 7.00 Great British Menu Great British Menu is back and 24 of the nation’s top chefs are competing. 8.00 Springwatch 2014 It is week two for the Springwatch team at RSPB Minsmere in Suffolk, and Chris Packham, Michaela Strachan and Martin Hughes-Games catch up with all the wildlife action that has happened over the weekend. 9.00 A Very British Airline Looking behind the scenes of British Airways. Since the boom of the budget airline business, BA has faced many challenges. As the prestige airline reaches a turning point, the BBC has been granted unique access to its inner world, from top level decisions to the daily activities of a global operation. 10.00 The Culture Show A topical series featuring the best arts and culture stories of the week. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Burning Desire: The Seduction Of Smoking Documentary exploring attitudes to cigarettes and smoking. 12.20am Sign Zone: Watermen: A Dirty Business 4.00 Britain’s Great War – Learning Zone 5.00 History Hunt

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Jo Frost Family Matters 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Ejector Seat 5.00 The Chase

6.00am Countdown 6.45 According To Jim 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss Australia 11.00 Come Dine With Me Down Under 11.30 Come Dine With Me Down Under 12.00pm News 12.05 Come Dine With Me Down Under (x3) 1.40 French Collection 2.40 Countdown 3.30 Deal Or No Deal 4.30 Draw It! 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Sinead is desperate to prove to Diane that Finn is up to no good. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Tricks Of The Junk Food Business Harry Wallop investigates junk food advertising and finds big name brands marketing fattening food in the games children play. . 8.30 Jamie’s Money Saving Meals Jamie makes a piri piri pork belly with crispy crackling at a fraction of the cost of pork chops, fillet or loin. 9.00 The Island With Bear Grylls Survival series in which adventurer Bear Grylls abandons 13 British men on a remote, uninhabited Pacific island for a month. In this final episode, the men enter their fourth week of living on the island with the group hungry and divided. With island life starting to fall apart, the men’s bodies and minds are beginning to show the strain of the experiment. 10.00 Bear Grylls: Surviving The Island See highlights. 10.50 Dinner At 11 Thoughtprovoking fly-on-the-wall documentary. 11.50 Fargo US crime drama series. Malvo seeks answers. 12.45am Scandal 1.30 Meet The Police 2.30 The Audience 3.25 Building The Dream 4.20 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 4.35 Hugh’s 3 Good Things 5.05 Deal Or No Deal

6.00 – 7.50am Children’s television 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Milkshake! Monkey 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 8.55 Milkshake! Bop Box 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Police Interceptors 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Ben Fogle’s Animal Clinic 1.15 Home And Away: In London 1.45 Neighbours 2.20 NCIS 3.20 FILM: Murder 101: If Wishes Were Horses (2007) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away: In London Chris wants to make amends for the harm done by his risotto. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Classic Car Rescue Documentary series. 8.00 DIY Dummies This episode’s champion klutzes manage to mess up a wide range of everyday challenges from fitting doors and laying floors to mending fences and building walls. 9.00 Illegal Immigrant And Proud Documentary following some of the 800,000 illegal immigrants who are thought to have settled in the UK and who have managed to live their lives largely below the authorities’ radar. 10.00 Inside Broadmoor Two-part documentary special exploring Broadmoor, home to Britain’s most notorious killers. This first episode begins with a portrait of the hospital - and its most famous patients. 11.00 FILM: The Devil’s Advocate (1997) Starring Keanu Reeves, Al Pacino, Charlize Theron, Jeffrey Jones. Occult thriller in which a hotshot young lawyer is recruited by a powerful legal firm, and soon finds himself tempted by a Faustian bargain with the legal fraternity. 1.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Marchioness: Party Boat Disaster: Minute By Minute 4.00 House Doctor 4.20 House Doctor 4.45 Divine Designs 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 Wildlife SOS

6.00am Sporting Greats 6.30 LIVE IRB Junior World Championship 8.30 LIVE IRB Junior World Championship 10.30 Giro D’Italia Cycling 12.00pm Heineken Cup Final 1.00 TBA 2.00 Giro D’Italia Cycling 3.30 TBA 7.00 Speedway Gold 7.15 Speedway Gold 7.30 LIVE Elite League Speedway 9.30 Speedway Gold 9.45 Speedway Gold 10.00 Heineken Cup Final 11.00 TBA 11.30 Elite League Speedway 1.30am Speedway Gold 1.45 Speedway Gold 2.00 Speedway Gold 2.15 Speedway Gold 2.30 Elite League Speedway 4.30 Speedway Gold 4.45 Speedway Gold 5.00 Speedway Gold 5.15 Speedway Gold 5.30 Super Rugby Extra Time

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 World War I At Home Anthony Horowiz learns how Folkstone became a hotbed of esponiage and discovers the men, women and children who risked their lives operating as spooks during WWI. 8.00 EastEnders Billy is shattered when he is given some life-changing news. Sharon is determined to support Ian and takes matters into her own hands, with some unexpected results. 8.30 Savile: The Power To Abuse Panorama See highlights. 9.00 Crimewatch The Crimewatch team present the latest crime news and appeals. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Crimewatch Update The team is back live with the latest developments on the cases featured during the evening’s programme. 10.45 Have I Got A Bit More News For You The extended version of the popular news quiz, with captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop, guest host Alexander Armstrong and guest panellists Victoria Coren Mitchell and Joe Wilkinson. 11.30 The Graham Norton Show Graham Norton continues his anarchic talk show. 12.15am Weatherview 12.20 News

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Chas has her loyalty tested. 7.30 Coronation Street Team Tina hold on for a miracle. 8.00 Gino’s Italian Escape Chef Gino D’Acampo continues his culinary journey around his native Italy. In this episode, he returns to Campania - the region where he grew up and where his family still live. 8.30 Coronation Street Tina loses her final fight. Steve confides in Liz. 9.00 Secret Life Of Cats Documentary about felines. Cats have a reputation for being grumpy, with an attitude of total insouciance. But with the balance of a ballerina, senses so acute they can see what is invisible to humans, and their unique social skills they are the most popular pets in Britain. No matter whether a cat is the purest pedigree or a common moggy, brand new techniques reveal the qualities that they all possess. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 Benidorm Comedy set in the holiday resort. Gavin discovers that Troy is apparently cheating on him. 11.35 The Cube Phillip Schofield presents the tense game show. 12.30am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Rory Bremner’s Great British Views

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 LIVE Twenty20 Natwest Blast 2014 1.00pm Super League 2.00 Super League 3.00 IRB Junior World Championship 5.00 IRB Junior World Championship 7.00 Super League Full Time 8.00 IRB Junior World Championship 10.00 IRB Junior World Championship 12.00am IRB Junior World Championship 2.00 TBA 5.00 Super League Full Time

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Football Gold 6.15 Football Gold 6.30 Football Gold 6.45 Football Gold 7.00 WWE: The Bottom Line 8.00 Super League 9.00 Super League 10.00 Sporting Heroes 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Extreme Sports: Terrain Unleashed 12.00pm WWE Afterburn 1.00 WWE: Experience 2.00 WWE: The Bottom Line 3.00 WWE Afterburn 4.00 WWE: Experience 5.00 WWE: Raw 7.00 WWE: Smackdown 9.00 WWE Payback 12.00am WWE NXT 1.00 WWE: Late Night Raw Live 4.15 WWE From The Vault 4.30 WWE From The Vault 4.45 WWE From The Vault 5.00 Football Gold

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7.00pm Hotel Of Mum And Dad 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Barely Legal Drivers 10.00 Badults. See highlights. 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy 11.25 Family Guy 11.45 Family Guy 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 Badults 1.00 Barely Legal Drivers 2.00 In The Flesh 3.00 Barely Legal Drivers

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys 8.00 Great British Railway Journeys 8.30 Only Connect 9.00 World Cup Brush Up With Danny Baker 10.00 How The Wild West Was Won With Ray Mears 11.00 Amazon Abyss 12.00am The Story Of Science: Power, Proof And Passion 1.00 Only Connect

3.00pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 5.10 The Real Housewives Of Atlanta 6.00 Dinner Date 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Funniest Ever You’ve Been Framed! 9.00 FILM: Shaun Of The Dead (2004) 11.00 Celebrity Juice: Up The Duff Special 11.45 Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.40am Fake Reaction

1.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 The Royal 3.00 The Adventures Of Sherlock Holmes 4.10 Only When I Laugh 4.40 Home To Roost 5.15 Man About The House 5.50 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 A Touch Of Frost 10.00 Trial And Retribution 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.05am Pie In The Sky 1.05 Judge Judy

4.00pm New Girl 4.30 Happy Endings 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 8.30 2 Broke Girls 9.00 Revenge 10.00 Made In Chelsea 11.00 Drifters (x2) 12.10am How I Met Your Mother (x2) 1.05 Revenge

11.25am FILM: Merrill’s Marauders (1962) 1.25pm Time Team 2.30 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 3.35 Location, Location, Location 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Big Fat Gypsy Weddings 7.55 Grand Designs (x2) 10.00 Man Vs Weird: The Supernatural 11.05 Escape To The Legion 12.10am Grand Designs

11.00am Sink The Bismarck! (1960) 1.00pm Against The Wind (1948) 2.55 Grace Of Monaco Interview Special 3.00 High Noon (1952) 4.45 The Virgin Queen (1955) 6.35 K-Pax (2001) 9.00 Double Jeopardy (1999) 11.05 Haywire (2011) 12.55am Holy Smoke (1999) 3.20 Close

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