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Oh! What A Lovely War screening, Lewes Business Awards & Ooh Yes I Do! book launch

Ooh Yes I Do! Richard Gough-Buijs the author of Ooh Yes I Do! The Ultimate Gay & Lesbian Wedding Planner celebrated his book launch at Waterstones recently. The book has been well received and is an indispensable guide to planning a civil partnership or same-sex marriage. In attendance were Richard's husband Michael, and friends and family who heard how the book came about, based on Richard's own wedding planning and meticulous research. Richard is from the Netherlands and has made Brighton his home. All toasted his success!

Richard Gough-Buijs (author), Michael Gough-Buijs, Hannah Brackenbury, Cheryl Jenner

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Oh! What A Lovely Screening BBC South East brought Richard Attenborough's directorial debut Oh! What A Lovely War to the Duke of York's – an all-star cast included Laurence Olivier, John Gielgud, Maggie Smith, Angela Thorne, Ralph Richardson and our personal favourite, Maurice Roeves. If we were reviewing the film, we would simply say: "One of the greatest anti-war films ever and Attenborough's finest achievement". Shot on The West Pier, which doubled as the Ivory Tower for the generals who sent young men to war, with the help of a wink and a kiss from a sexy Maggie Smith: "I'm willing, if you'll only take the shilling, to make a man of any one of you." East Brighton Park doubled as the muddy, bloody trenches on the Somme and in a memorable scene, the hills of the South Downs were covered in hundreds of thousands of white crosses. Polly Evans of BBC South East led the Q&A following the film, with a witty Maurice Roeves, Angela Thorne, Charlotte Attenborough and Hayley Mills. This film is a moving commemoration to the young men who gave their lives in the First World War.

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The Lewes District Business Awards 2014 Sussex Downs College attended the awards as a partner of the Lewes Enterprise Apprenticeship Platform (LEAP). LEAP promotes apprenticeships and creates local employment opportunities. Partners include Lewes District Council, East Sussex County Council, Sussex Downs College and Albion In The Community, among others. A number of existing LEAP clients were nominated for awards at the event, which took place at Lewes Town Hall on Thursday 24 April. Over 200 businesspeople from the local area attended the awards. Screen Solutions Ltd and Cash Bases Limited both scooped two awards on the evening. Badger Inks Limited won ‘Small Business of the Year’, adding to their previous awards success in the local All the winners in the Lewes District Business Awards 2014 area. Dan Valovin, MD of Screen Solutions Ltd, comments: “We would like to thank Lewes District Council for a great evening at their inaugural business awards last week. Screen Solutions has been at the heart of the Lewes Leader of Lewes District Coun cil Rob District community for the last 21 years. We feel very Blackma honoured and proud to receive the two awards, especially as guestsn with Duncan Kerr of Wave Leisure enjoy a pre-dinner drink at Lew es as these recognise our long established involvement with District Busines s Awards at Lewes Town Hall our local area via outreach programmes. We use Sussex Downs College as a training provider for our staff and for Midnight Communications team with Nicholas Owen at the our apprentices, and we will continue to support this award-winning college.” Lewes District Business Awards at Lewes Town Hall

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TheVote Brighton and Hove councillor Alex Phillips is among dozens of candidates standing in the forthcoming European elections

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righton and Hove voters are being asked to elect 10 MEPs – Members of the European Parliament – in just over a fortnight’s time. Most voters will recognise few of the 100-odd candidates’ names on the ballot paper on Thursday 22 May. And few will know much about what the winners get up to in Brussels and Strasbourg over the coming five years. Indeed a straw poll among a dozen people locally who have a strong personal or professional interest in politics found that even they could not name all 10 MEPs. The top score was 6 out of 10 and most managed just 4 or 5. This is despite the fact that our constituency is represented by UKIP leader Nigel Farage and the former Brighton councillor and Green Party parliamentary candidate Keith Taylor. One of those hoping to join Mr Taylor is fellow Green and secondary school teacher Alex Phillips. At 28 years old she would be one of the youngest politicians in the European Parliament. But she has already served for five years as a member of Brighton and Hove City Council and worked for Green MP Caroline Lucas during her time as an MEP. Councillor Phillips said: “I have been working in politics since I was 16. Unusually I’ve garnered a lot of experience in Brussels working for Caroline in the European Parliament straight after university. I spent most of my twenties in a council chamber.”

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bout 450 children currently live in the care of Brighton & Hove City Council. The council, led by councillors, is corporately the parents for these children and young people. They’ve often had difficult backgrounds and experiences, so building on this relationship of trust and respect is crucial to making sure that they are safe, happy and healthy. So, in partnership with the children, we have recently redeveloped our Pledge to young

She said: “Being able to speak French and German is a real benefit too. Seventy per cent of our legislation comes from Europe. The constituency (South East England) is vast. It goes from Dover to the Isle of Wight and up to Oxford, Reading and Milton Keynes. We need a 2.5 per cent swing to get a second person elected.”

“The main parties use immigrants as scapegoats for problems they didn’t create” If she is optimistic, she is not complacent. Perhaps her best hope of attracting votes from the left and centre of politics comes from the fact that the Liberal Democrats are widely expected to do badly. In South East England the Lib Dems have two MEPs – Catherine Bearder and Sharon Bowles. Mrs Bowles, who has earned respect beyond her party, is retiring – as is the long-serving Peter Skinner, currently Labour’s only MEP for the area. The Conservatives have five MEPs – one of them, Marta Andreasen, defected from UKIP. The journalist Dan Hannan is perhaps the best-

people who are in or have left care. This Pledge was launched over Easter and sets out how we will care for and support them. The Pledge has been formalised in leaflets brilliantly designed and produced by young people in care and care-leavers themselves. Among the promises in the Pledge for children is ensuring that they can live somewhere safe and comfortable, arranging extra tuition if needed to help them through school, and recognising and celebrating their achievements. Older teenagers leaving care also need additional support as it can be hard to transition to living

known Tory. The pair are standing again along with sitting MEPs Nirj Deva and Richard Ashworth. The fifth, James Elles, is retiring. What are the European elections all about? According to Councillor Phillips, it comes down to “What sort of country do we want to live in?” She said: “The EU does quite a lot around workers’ rights and holiday pay which the Greens gave been working on. The EU has brought in a cap on bankers’ bonuses. It’s a start. “I see Europe as our insurance policy. Whatever government we have here, it guarantees basic rights. Labour has the same neo-liberal outlook as all the other main parties. The Tories aren’t the greenest government ever but the EU means they can’t discard everything. “We are the only party that’s positive about immigration. As

someone who is ex-Labour it’s embarrassing to see what was once a progressive party becoming just like the nasty party. Immigrants are people.” She said that the main parties’ attitude seems to be: “It’s ok if you’re rich. But it’s the poorest who offer so much. The unfairness riles me. The main parties use immigrants as scapegoats for problems they didn’t create. I was on a panel with Nigel Farage not all that long ago and I made that point and it riled him.” She added: “The European elections are the most democratic elections, with PR (proportional representation). UKIP may come first this year. In European elections people do vote differently. We’re the only party offering real alternatives in many areas. The door is wide open for UKIP and the Greens.”

independently as an adult. So we’ve pledged to support them by helping them organise their own accommodation, discussing their aims and ambitions, and offering advice on higher education and employment opportunities. Among these are the apprenticeships we

offer at the council specifically for care-leavers to help them develop skills and experience for their future careers. Running throughout the Pledge is a commitment to involve young people in decisions about them. We’re working on reducing the number of children coming into local authority care through more proactive work by the council and others to support families and safe environments for children. But for those that are in care, it’s absolutely crucial that we continue to offer these young people the valuable guidance and support that any parent would want to give to their child. We’re proud that we’ve been able to work with our children in care to jointly renew our Pledge to them, in their language, to meet their needs.


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Latest News This week’s headlines from across the city

PEACEFUL PROTEST? Nearly 30 people were arrested as nationalists and counter-protesters clashed during the March for England in Brighton city centre. Despite a high-profile policing operation costing an estimated £500,000, video footage showed glasses, tables and stools hurled by those taking part while police said two officers were injured. Only four of the 27 arrested during the incident gave addresses in Brighton and Hove.

“Video footage showed glasses, tables and stools being hurled” A petition urging Sussex Police to ban the march in future years has so far received more than 3,500 signatures. But with officers warning this was not possible, expect the march to return to our streets next year. To see footage of the march visit www.thelatest.tv.

COSTLY RECRUIT The recruitment of the person tasked with preventing further city-wide bin strikes is costing the taxpayer £11,500. Brighton and Hove City Council confirmed the sum as applications for its new £75,000-a-year head of Cityclean and City Parks closed. The figure, which has been paid to external consultants and includes the creation of a specially-created website, can be exclusively revealed by www.thelatest.co.uk. It comes as the threat of a further bin strike was averted after union representatives and council officials struck a deal. Mark Turner, of GMB union, described the sum as “diabolical” and “outrageous”. The council had yet to comment on the sum at the time of going to press. HOSPITAL REVAMP Preparations are due to start today (May 6) for the £420 million revamp of the Royal Sussex County Hospital in Brighton. Planning permission for the work was unanimoulsy granted by the city council more than two years ago. But it was only last week that chancellor George Osborne gave the green light

for the funding to be released. Brighton Kemptown MP Simon Kirby welcomed the announcement as great news. But with opponents claiming the decision was a political wheeze aimed at wooing Tory votes ahead of next year’s general election, expect to hear more debates over this in the coming months. The project at the Edward Street site is expected to be complete by 2024. NORTH LAINE IN FASHION An upmarket department store is looking to move to Brighton's North Laine on the site of a popular familyrun business. Established in 1880, Aird and Co tool shop has been trading from its Bond Street premises for decades. But that looks set to change as London-based boutique Oliver Bonas has applied to make changes to the early 19th Century listed building. Aird owner Bob Carey told The Latest he did not want to speak about the plans for a "couple of weeks" but it is understood that he is retiring. A decision will be taken by Brighton and Hove City Council on the proposal in the coming months.

ART ATTACK It's festival season in Brighton and Hove with every venue possible hosting some form of exhibition or concert. All it seems, apart from our city buses. Well that is about to change as Brighton and Hove Bus Company will host artwork from Univeristy of Brighton students on its in-service vehicles until May 16. . RIGHT ROYAL SHOW Hove's Hawaiian princess was remembered in a special performance by City College Brighton and Hove students. To celebrate the legacy of Hawaiian Princess Ka’iulani, who lived in Cambridge Road in Hove in 1892, students took to Brighton Bandstand to perform a specially choreographed dance. Film-making students also filmed the event for inclusion in a forthcoming exhibition about the Princess in Hove Museum.

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08 BRIGHTON WRITES

Andrew J Bullock brings you the weekly high & lowdowns from Made In Chelsea

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lex is crying on a bridge, staring down at the cold, turbulent waters, thinking about how they are a metaphor of his infidelic ways. The next thing he knows, it’s morning, and he has woken up in his bed, blurry eyed. He must have had one of his blackouts. Binky is so miserable that she is fleeing the country. Alex and Jamie meet in some weird religious pub. They sit beneath a giant crucifix. Alex is obviously turning to God in his time of need. God rejects you, Alex. He frowns ’pon thee, and judges thou. Wheeze and Spenny bump into Riley, who is the ex-GF of Sam. Spenny desires her, but I think that’s just a red herring in the introduction of Riley. Last week Spenny told Emma he wanted to be her BF on, like, their first date! Naturally the next step is to go on a second date and invite his ex-GF, Wheeze. She is all “I hope you don’t mind” and Emma is all “of course not, I love hanging out with you.” WHEN HAVE YOU EVER HUNG OUT WITH WHEEZE BEFORE NOW, EMMA, EXCEPT FOR AT THE SAD LONELY HEARTS DINNER PARTY WHERE YOU SPOKE 4 WORDS TO “Looks like his face EACH OTHER AND WHEEZE RESENTED has been smacked YOU BEING THERE!? Sam and Riley are hanging out. by a rowing oar” They are the same height, which means Sam doesn’t have to stand on a box to kiss her, like he does with most women. He asks if he and Riley will ever get back together. She says “no”. He says "never say never". She says “never”. Lucy bumps into Alex outside Versace. He has just woken up from a blackout. Lucy calls him an expert liar and looks down her nose at him. But he deserves it, the cheating vagabond. Apparently Candy Kittens is still a thing, because Jamie is at work there. Lucy comes in. They have the most RIDICULOUS argument about Alex and Binky. How about you both stay out of it, you interfering gypsies. Steph is back, and she’s shacked up in a hotel room with Erik, a model who looks like his face has been smacked with a rowing oar. Lucy comes by to visit. Steph admits that she has seen the light and now realises that Spenny was a BBB: A bargain basement boyfriend. Proudlock’s got WHITE glasses on. Need I go on? At Rosie’s black tie event, Fran is wearing a diamond encrusted neck brace. Steph marches right up to Spenny and screams in his face. It’s all very tense and you can tell Steph has been damaged by the whole thing. So naturally, Erik does the sensible thing and invites Spenny, Wheeze, Emma and Lucy to Venice. Alex pops round to talk to Binky. It's all quite mortifying because basically Alex is saying that although he cheated, he isn’t going to fight for the relationship and would rather be off having more blackouts. Next week’s predictions: Binky’s self-worth will slide lower; Alex will be running an errand to the nearest post-office, blackout, and wake up on a ferry to Iceland; Venice will be awkwardddddd! Andrew’s blog can be read at drewjbullock.wordpress.com

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used to live right in the centre of Brighton’s North Laine, and while it was a great place to live for 11 months of the year, I, being the grumpy bugger I often am, just couldn’t quite cope with all the joyful exuberance that May brings. The Brighton Festival is a wonderful creature, but when you’re desperately trying to get an early night then environmental theatre outside your bedroom window creates a drama all of its own. Especially in my house. But the good news is that now I’m a tourist here, and so I’ll be the one engaging in loquaciously liquored-up audience participation outside your bedroom window this year! Hurrah! For the past couple of years I’ve had my eye on a young playwright who caught my attention because of the meaty subject matter she tackles. I’m nothing if not carnivorous, and my love of theatre was spectacularly re-ignited this year when I was fortunate enough to see Punch Drunk’s insane and indescribable production The Drowned Man. (Please do yourself a favour and go see it.) Now that production was almost wordless, or it might as well have been, but Natalie Audley’s weapon of choice is fast, rippling dialogue, and she wields it with skill. Her productions have been steadily gaining positive press and funding to the point where she’s been able to set up a production company off the back of it called Audley and Co Productions. This year’s offering is called Auld Acquaintance and has been shortlisted for the Pebble Trust Award. It tells the story of two brothers whose wives were romantically (and secretly) involved back at school. The play is set around the family Christmas where of course everything unravels quite splendidly. I know, I know, sounds like every Brighton family’s Christmas, doesn’t it?

I went and had a sneaky preview of the dress rehearsal “I can recommend (which went worryingly well, so I wish the cast good luck for a side order of family opening night – for those that politics and post-natal don’t know a flawless dress rehearsal is seen as rather bad depression” luck. As, I’m sure, is a two-bit columnist committing such a thing to print.) In the bar afterwards I chatted to the irritatingly young playwright Natalie Audley about this production, but also about being selected for the Edinburgh Festival and securing substantial funding for a reimagining of Ford’s 16th century shocker named Tis Pity She’s A Whore. Tis Pity tackles the uber-taboo of incest, and Audley will herself be taking on the role of the sister who falls pregnant by her own brother. There’s one for the method actors to research. So, if you’re picturing balmy festivals full of stilt-walking tomfoolery with a splash of multicoloured happiness then perhaps I can recommend a side order of family politics, post-natal depression, inter-sibling fornication, Sapphic intrigue and terminal illness. Go on, you know you’d be miserable if you were happy all the time. Auld Acquaintance 3rd, 10th, 17th, 24th – 17.00 11th and 18th – 20.00 (after 8 the pub has a no under 18s allowed policy) THE DUKEBOX THEATRE, 3 WATERLOO STREET, HOVE Ticket prices: £8 (£6 concession) Box office number: 01273 917272 www.audleyandcoproductions.com


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Celebcity with Jo Brooks

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Boy band Blue at Pride, Natasha Kaplinsky, Adele’s new playhouse & End Of fundraising event

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ith less than three months to go until the hottest date in the city’s calendar, Pride have announced that multi-platinum selling, award winning boy band Blue will join the line up on the festival’s live stage on August 2. The band have sold over 15 million records worldwide and have recorded with industry legends Elton John and Stevie Wonder. Tickets for the Preston Park event are selling with record speed and entries for the Parade are coming in thick and fast. The Parade theme for 2014 is ‘Life’s a Disco’ and we literally CANNOT wait to see the floats and walking groups in this year’s line-up. Other Pride events you just have to get involved with are the ever popular Doggy Pride, which takes place on Sunday 20 July at Hove Rugby Club and – new for 2014 – the Pride Rainbow Run; a 5k fun run around Preston Park on Sunday 27 July. Every kilometre of the run route will have a station where competitors will adorn themselves with disco accessories – think feather boas and leg warmers! For more details and to sign up for these events, log on to www.brighton-pride.org

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Brighton based actress Julie Graham teamed up with author and journalist Julie Burchill to organise a fund raising bonanza last Tuesday called End Of. Hove Town Hall was the venue that hosted a plethora of TV stars, musicians and writers that all came together to raise money for RISE, the charity that provides incredible support for victims of domestic violence. Guests were treated to live performances by singers Linda Lewis, Tracey Thorn and the fabulous Alison Moyet. Other guests included actress Jackie Clune, writer Suzanne Moore and Times columnist Caitlin Moran. Organiser Julie Graham said after the event: “Being involved with the End Of event raising money for Rise was one of the proudest moments of my life. We were blown away by the volunteers and performers who gave up their valuable time and generously shared their expertise and talent (not to mention incredibly expensive equipment free of charge!) to make it an unforgettable evening and more importantly raise a whacking load of money for Rise. We hope to do it all again but we need a lie down first!! End Of!!!!” You can still donate to RISE by JustGiving just text RISE15 and the amount you would like to give to 70070.

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Not to be outdone, Grammy award winning songstress and Celeb City favourite Adele has also got in on the kiddies playhouse action, reportedly shelling out 15,000 on one for her 18-month-old son Angelo.

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ITN news anchor and East Sussex resident Natasha Kaplinsky has hit the news this week with reports that she has applied for planning permission for a 26 foot children’s tree house in the back garden of her Sheffield Park home. The Strictly Come Dancing winner has submitted plans for a split level tree house with a built in play room, slide, monkey bars and swings. It’s been a very busy week for Natasha as she is currently fronting Save the Children’s Below the Line campaign; she is surviving on just one pound per day in an effort to understand what is it like to live below the poverty line and of course, to also raise money for anti-poverty projects around the world. You can show your support by visiting www.livebelowtheline.com/uk

Have you spotted a celeb in the city? comment@thelatest.co.uk

Jo Brooks is director of Brighton-based PR company JBPR Ltd, 01273 622555, www.jb-pr.com Send celebrity spots, gossip and pictures to job@jb-pr.com

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Walk the walk Next month Martlets Midnight Walk sets off to raise vital funds for the local hospice

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who have lost someone.”  So, sign up for the Martlets Hospice’s Midnight Walk and join hundreds of women, from all walks of life, who come together to have fun whilst raising money for this vital local charity.  To enter visit www.themartlets.org.uk/midnight, pick up a form at any Martlets shop or call the Fundraising Department on 01273 747455. v

n walk, this isn’t a race. For most Midnight Walkers it’s all about dressing up and spending a night walking through Brighton with friends. It’s a girls’ night out really, supporting a local charity. A lot of the women who take part in the walk are doing it in memory of someone who has died. Others may not have used the hospice services themselves but the walk can be an important way of supporting friends

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cowboy hats and face paint. Dressing up for the Midnight Walk is entirely optional, but for many planning their outfit is all part of the fun.  Choose either a 6 or 13 mile walk. Both walks start at midnight from Brighton Racecourse and snake through Brighton & Hove. Marshalls are on hand to ensure no one gets lost and the walk ends with a tasty breakfast.  Antonia Shepherd, who organises the event, said: “It’s absolutely not about how quickly you can finish the

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t’s back – the biggest girls’ night out of the year, Martlets Midnight Walk, is on Friday 13 June 2014. Now in its eighth year, the Midnight Walk has raised over a million pounds to enable Martlets nurses to care for local people living with terminal illness. As the hospice has to raise £9,000 a day to run its services the money generated by sponsorship on the Midnight Walk is vital and every single walker makes a difference. Zoe Ball continues to support the event after her stepfather Rick was cared for by the Hospice in 2012. "I had heard about the Martlets but it was only when my dear stepfather Rick was diagnosed with MND in 2012 that I witnessed firsthand the importance of the wonderful work done by all the staff there. Sadly Rick passed away in December 2012 and I can’t express enough gratitude to all the marvellous doctors, nurses and support staff at the Martlets; their care for Rick was incredible and they provided our family with the thoughtful loving and supportive care we needed. The work they do is so important and I wouldn't hesitate to lend my wholehearted support to their fundraising to help other families in their hour of need.”  Although, many women do the walk because they have a personal connection to the Hospice, others get involved to enjoy a night out with friends, or, for a personal challenge. Last year the youngest participants were just 13 and the oldest was Eileen Wilson (pictured) who, at 99, was taking part in her first ever fundraising event! The biggest team last year was Jude’s Gems, inspired and set up by Jude Stokes, a young nurse at the Royal Alexandra Hospital who was diagnosed with stomach cancer. Unfortunately, Jude passed away at the Hospice in August but her inspiration lives on as Jude’s Gems are back to honour Jude’s wish, made following last year’s event: “ I'm so grateful to Jude’s Gems for their commitment and determination to get through the walk. Thanks to the wonderful Martlets for all you do for me and my family. PS Hopefully Jude’s Gems will come back year after year even though I can't.”  The Midnight Walk always has a great atmosphere as hundreds of women take to the streets of Brighton complete with flashing bunny ears,


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Natalie Rymer – Hearts Delight

Spellbound Musical colours and dreamlike landscapes at Art5 Gallery’s captivating new show

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RT5 Gallery is pleased to present Spellbound, an exciting new exhibition showcasing the work of three exceptional artists: Antonio Russo, Claire Wiltsher, and Natalie Rymer. As part of the Brighton Festival, the exhibition runs from 10-20 May, and reflects upon the spectrum of inspiration in art

and the emotive response it evokes in the viewer. From wild, impressionistic woodlands, bright landscapes of popping colours and expressive, dynamic abstracts, this show explores the artist’s vision and interpretation of our environment. Antonio Russo, an exciting recent addition to the gallery,

has a flair for colour and movement influenced by his Italian upbringing, rich in culture. An award-winning and internationally acclaimed artist, Antonio paints to music, which he feels is intrinsically linked to art, letting the bold colours and flowing movement of the paint express his interpretation of the sound. Fluidity and energy are key in his vibrant abstract paintings, with spirited hues and captivating shapes becoming the echoes of music on canvas. Claire Wiltsher’s love of the outdoors directly inspires her work, creating her award-winning semiabstract woodland scenes and seascapes. ART5 Gallery’s favourite landscape artist, Claire deliberately uses square canvases as she aims to instil a sense of harmonious balance to her dreamlike compositions, whilst remaining ambiguous in their elements. Layering oil paints and Antonio Russo – Summer is Over

Claire Wiltsher _– Absorbed In Spring

fragments of collage allows the artist to chip away at the surface, unveiling the poetry of colours hidden underneath. Natalie Rymer is showing her stunningly vibrant landscapes at ART5 Gallery for the first time as part of Spellbound. This talented young artist’s unique artistic vision utterly transforms the traditional notion of the English countryside, with trees and rolling hills becoming blocks of colour, patterns and shapes. Her highly sought-after work is alive with energy, and her process is highly spontaneous, creating layers of texture in a warm, rich palette. Spellbound is a free exhibition running from 10-20 May at ART5 Gallery, 01273 774222 www.art5gallery.com


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alk about tempting fate! I write about enjoying life and working hard and not giving in and... well before you can say it, you know, the Jack Robinson thing – whoever he was – I’m lying on the sofa in a heavy sweat and shaking like a washing machine in its final spin. The day started out well enough, well sort of well enough. The heating engineer turned up to install a new boiler as arranged and I headed off to a meeting at Gatwick. Regular readers will remember that I had a bit of a run in at Gatwick a short while back. I am delighted to say that one reader passed on that article to the powers at the airport and they got in touch, urgently wanting to address the problem I had exposed. Ah, the power of the press! This visit was not for travel but to meet a chef on his way through from Guernsey to Cyprus. He is to be my next International Chef Exchange star and he was a delight, filled with enthusiasm for food and for the project.

“I went home with visions of returning to my teenage workplace taking a short walk down that late adolescent memory lane” My first ever job was in Guernsey, when I was 18 years old. I had sat my final A Level and took a coach to Weymouth, then a ferry to Guernsey and there bought the local paper and found a job. Yes, it was as simple as that and the very next day I bought a pair of black trousers, three drip dry white shirts and a black dickie-bow-tie to start my life as a silver service waiter at Hotel Les Douvres. It was a wonderful experience and I loved my life in the kitchen and the dining room, despite the

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fact that the chef was an inept dunder head who could not cook to save his life. In the end we had a row after I refused to serve steaks that came back from the diners looking bigger than when I took them out. In anger he threw a large tray of sage and onion stuffing at me and walked out. The manager, one Mr Hesse, not an easy name for a man living on an island occupied by the Germans in WW II, went ape and said it was my fault and that I would have to take over chef’s role. This I did with the help of Mrs Hesse, a lovely lady that we all knew as auntie Ginny, although she was probably ony ten years older than me at the time. I shared lots of my memories with Tony, the new ICEx chef, and asked if perhaps Mr Hesse was still around. He kindly agreed to find out and we shook hands before he dashed to catch his connecting flight. I went home with visions of returning to my teenage workplace, maybe shooting a bit of the programme there and taking a short walk down that late adolescent memory lane. All that was forty years ago so I guess much will have changed – but I really am looking forward to going back and seeing if any of my memories remain in place. Hopefully the staff accomodation has improved, I lived in a garden shed in the car park. Sadly I think that Ronnie Ronald’s Viennese Ballroom will be long gone. Ronnie Ronalde? A variety star of the 20th Century who made his name whistling. I have a 78rpm of him whistling the Tritsch Tratsch Polka, In fact you can hear that recording by looking for Tritsch Tratsch Polka Ronnie Ronalde on You Tube, as I am right now, and crying as I do. Let me explain. Dad was a prolific whistler and a big fan of Ronnie Ronalde, so when he heard that I had been to his ballroom he was very impressed. I chose not to disillusion him and tell him that we went there on Sunday nights as it was the only place to get a drink. Memories are heady things. I hope that when I visit they are happy things too, because I have no bad memories of my times in the Channel Islands or at least none that I can remember.

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Mereilles (City Of God, The Constant Gardener), the film follows the lives of seven young footballers from a diverse range of backgrounds, exploring the conditions and temperament that makes a good player (you don’t need to be a millionaire to kick a ball well, it seems). Ginga is a celebration of the passion, flair and talent of Brazilian footballers. We have five copies of the DVD to give away to anyone who can tell us: How many times have Brazil won the World Cup?

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Dear Mike, I'm doing a project for school, and I'm trying to remember the name of a Prime Minister from some years ago. I think he was Jewish, though presumably he converted to Anglicanism before becoming PM. He was a bestselling novelist – a writer of romantic fiction and a famous sparkling wit, his many bon mots in the House of Commons having

Dear Mike, The Prime Minister I am attempting to identify was in office during a world war, either the first or second world war, I'm not sure which. He was a heavy-set, rotund fellow, quite the gentleman, but with a pugnacious bearing, very much the “British bulldog.” As an orator he was spellbinding, with an inspiring voice and idiosyncratic speech pattern, and was well-known for his aggressive unwillingness to concede defeat. I seem to have a memory of him giving the “V for Victory” salute while smoking a large cigar. Any ideas? Winston S. Akimbola, Elm Grove

Dear Rose, The man of whom you speak was the only person of Jewish birth to hold the office of Prime Minister, old ‘Dizzy’ himself, John Major. Mike Dear Mike, Okay – this chap was Prime Minister in (I think) the '60s and '70s. He was a grammar school boy made good, famously clever, and known for his pipe, gannex mac, and “man of the people” image. Any idea? I'm stumped. Jarold Bilson, Portslade Dear Jarold, Utilising the “white heat of technology” that is the internet I can reveal that the Prime Minister you are looking for is Viscount Sidmouth, Henry Addington. Dear Mike, This is a bit embarrassing as I'm sure this bloke is very famous, but I can't recall his name. He was a duke, and a soldier, in fact he was perhaps Great Britain's most significant military figure. An article of footwear is named after him. Sneaker? Slipper? Chelsea boot? Please help as this is Milk-snatcher: Pitt the Elder

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driving me crackers. Arthur Wellesley, Mile Oak Dear Arthur, this has taken me some time, but “never explain, never apologise”, I shall “publish and be damned.” Yes, the answer is the “iron duke” himself, Tony Blair. Dear Mike, Here's an easy one for you – Britain's only female Prime Minister. Grocer's daughter. From Grantham, Lincolnshire. Blonde. Hard-nosed. No sense of humour. Very gung-ho. Used the Falklands War to increase her popularity. Closed pits. Died recently. Hugely divisive. Thanks. Margaret Hilda Roberts, Hanover Dear Margaret, Yep – it wasn't too difficult. You are, of course, talking about the iron lady, the milk-snatcher herself, William Pitt the Elder. Please keep those letters flooding in. All the best,

My dear Mr. Akimbola, When it comes to tracking down this fellow “I shall never surrender” – the man you speak of is, of course, Great Britain's most famous wartime leader, Clement Atlee.

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passed into legend. I seem to think he had a good relationship with Queen Victoria and was a figure of great controversy. Can you help? Lisa Disraeli, Hove

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HUNTING for WITCHES The timeless tale of hysteria and superstition by the acclaimed American writer Arthur Miller

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retty Villain came into being after an acclaimed, sold out production of Tennessee Williams’ A Streetcar Named Desire at the 2012 Brighton Festival. The company consists of a professional, award-winning director and writer, two professional actresses and a local business owner with a passion for theatre. Theirs has proven to be a formidable range of skills; however, despite their obviously very different backgrounds, the team has worked seamlessly together. Pretty Villain’s desire to produce high quality, accessible theatre in Brighton is once again on display at this year’s Brighton Fringe. The Crucible is the dramatised story of the Salem witch trials that took place in the Massachusetts Bay area around 1693. The play is in part based on reported events and is widely considered to be one of the greatest plays of the 20th Century. When the village girls of Salem are discovered dancing in the woods they are accused of witchcraft. To save themselves, they turn the accusations back on their accusers. Politicallymotivated hysteria grips the town; no one is safe from imprisonment or hanging. While a previously solid community turns on itself, one couple struggles to stand above the madness and hold on to the truth. Arthur Miller wrote the play as an allegory of McCarthyism (the 1950s investigation into alleged communism in America). He saw parallels between the McCarthy trials and the historical events of Salem, particularly in the way in which Congress demanded names of conspirators. Miller himself was convicted of ‘contempt of Congress’. In Miller’s own words: “the main point of the hearings, precisely as in 17th century Salem, was that the accused make public confession, damn his confederates and guarantee his new allegiance by breaking old vows”.

The Crucible is a play rich in themes and dynamics. You could say it’s about life under a totalitarian government and what happens to the individual who stands up to the regime. It is also seen as a comment upon what happens to a sense of community when superstition turns to hysteria and violence; there are modern-day parallels with Rwanda and Bosnia. By staging it as a promenade production, the audience and actor share the same space and the audience is placed at the heart of the action. The audience, emotionally, will leave

with more than they came with, including a connection with the actors. It’s sure to be one of the highlights of this year’s Fringe. In 2013, Pretty Villain produced The House Of Bernarda Alba and according to Plays International it was an “excellent treatment of the piece”, while the Brighton Fringe Review said it was “a well-directed and adeptly performed production”. They then performed Life x 3 – “you’ll love Life x 3” (The Latest) and finally Underneath The Lintel “Pretty Villain continues to impress with the authenticity of its offerings.” – Plays International. Pretty Villain will stage two further shows in Brighton this year, in October “Hysteria grips the and December. for The Crucible are available from town; no one is safe Tickets The Fringe Box Office, www.brightonfringe.org or 01273 917272. from imprisonment For more information on the company or hanging” visit www.prettyvillain.com.


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The Warren report Beatboxing, audio-visual hip-hop and the anatomy of a piano – all this and more at The Warren, thanks to Otherplace Productions

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ould Brighton get any more rock ’n’ roll? Well, possibly. Already a mecca for music lovers, this month sees a bumper crop of top bands and musicians hit the city as the Great Escape and Brighton Fringe turn things all the way up to eleven. This weekend, Great Escape delegates will squeeze into the city’s clubs and venues in the hope of catching the best new bands from the UK and international circuits. One of the hottest tickets is always The Warren, a pop-up venue just off West Street run by Otherplace Productions. Last year, crowds filled the garden to see the likes of The Strypes and Iggy Azalea and this weekend will see the venue rock to acts including Ella Eyre and Gorgon City. The Warren has been a favourite haunt of in-the-know music lovers since it first launched three years ago thanks to its smart bookings and regular weekend shindig Fringe Club where punters and musicians alike pack in to see barnstorming shows from some of the city’s most brilliant bands.

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Post-Great Escape, there’s plenty to keep audiences dancing at The Warren with mind-blowing human beatboxers and witty, whimsical pianists; ‘doom-wop’ Motown mariachi bands and candlelit folk singers; audio-visual hip-hop mashups and 15-piece carnival bands. Get in quick to buy tickets for Tom Thum; this astounding beat-boxer was one of the stand-out hits of 2008’s Brighton Fringe show Tom Tom Club, which sold out most nights.

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He returns to Brighton for a series of highly-anticipated shows with musician Jamie MacDowell on May 16-18 at 7.15pm. Gavin Osborn is a more understated talent with a box of songs that are both hilarious and heartrending and which have made him a favourite both of critics and famous fans including comedians Stewart Lee and Daniel Kitson. Catch his shows on May 17 & 18 at 3.30pm. Want more? Almighty Planets sample rich vintage soul samples with live hip-hop and electronica to make an audio-visual show described as “like watching a sci-fi B movie soundtracked by an Elvis impersonator smothered in Cash brass” (May 25 at 11pm) while the award-winning Simply Soweto Encha will blow your mind with their a cappella take on soul, jazz, do-wop and R&B (24-26 May at 6.30pm). And finally, don’t miss your chance to watch a grand piano be dissected by ace musician Will Pickvance in his funny and family-friendly Anatomy Of The Piano. Part recital, part fantasy lecture, Pickvance examines the physical, emotional and spiritual make-up of this beautiful beast accompanied by cartoons, live animation and a lot of charm (May 24 at 8pm). www.otherplacebrighton.co.uk

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L7 Hotlist Cafés & restaurants catering for all tastes. For more dining options visit www.thelatest.co.uk British & Modern European Bardsley’s

Probably Brighton’s most popular fish ’n’ chip shop and restaurant with a large loyal clientele. Traditional and family-run with favourites and excellent daily fish specials. Open for lunch and dinner Tuesday to Saturday, it’s also a great party venue. There are massive fish platters and seasonal seafood, plus vegetarian choices. Fully licensed. Bardsley’s, 22–23a Baker Street, Brighton, BN1 4JN, 01273 681256, www.bardsleys-fishandchips.co.uk

the chefs and waiting staff to the farmers, producers and suppliers who provide the restaurant with such amazing ingredients. The burger bar and their suppliers are united by a passion for outstanding, wholesome local produce. Coggings & Co, 87-93 Dyke Road, Brighton, East Sussex, BN1 3JE, 01273 220220, www.coggingsandco.com

Chinese This old Brighton favourite offers an exciting menu with some great new ideas and a wholly different experience in terms of style and presentation. Smart service, beautiful interiors and a chic atmosphere make this one of the city’s top places to be seen. Start downstairs at the bar. Eat from £10. Gars, 19 Prince Albert Street, Brighton, 01273 321321, www.gars.co.uk

Indian Chaula’s Lewes Coggings & Co

Coggings & Co and their suppliers are united by a passion for local ingredients sourced with care, prepared with skill and served with warmth. They serve the best burgers you've ever tasted with a delicious set of sides and puddings. Nothing too complicated, because Coggings & Co have the experience to know that simple almost always turns out to be best. It’s an ethos that's also shared by a whole bunch of other wonderful people, from

Gars Restaurant

Gars Restaurant

Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. Also a wide variety of vegetarian, vegan as well as gluten and wheat free dishes. Buffet available 11am–3pm Monday to Saturday. Chaula’s, Eastgate House, 6 Eastgate Street, Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk

Chaula’s Brighton

A second venue for this brilliant Indian

restaurant is now open here in Brighton. Superb regional dishes, fresh tasting and exciting. Chaula and her team breathe fresh air into the idea of Indian food with authentic recipes served in bright and stylish surroundings. The cooking is executed with a light touch too, no heavy ghee-based sauces here but an altogether healthier approach – but not at the cost of flavour. Both delicious and affordable. Buffet available for £6.99; Meal Deal for £9.99. Chaula’s, 2–3 Little East Street, Brighton, BN1 1HT, 01273 771661, www.chaulas.co.uk

The Chilli Pickle

The Chilli Pickle is a local favourite with national standing which combines traditional Indian methods with local produce and an individual style. Their ample thalis spice up a midday meeting or a catch-up with friends, while the evening menu offers inventive street food, local seafood and tasty regional curries, served in an upbeat and informal atmosphere. The Chilli Pickle featured in the National Restaurant Awards’ UK top 100 in 2011-12, and scooped ‘Best Casual Dining’ at the 2012 British Curry Awards. The Chilli Pickle, 17 Jubilee Square, Brighton 01273 900 383, www.thechillipickle.com

The Chilli Pickle Canteen

The definitive delivery service from The Chilli Pickle launched this year. Bold, Indianinspired design, specially-commissioned artwork and smart delivery stake out new ground in home dining. Meanwhile, the menu showcases some of the restaurant’s familiar touches: with regional curries, homemade pickles and chutneys, plus superb ice creams. The Chilli Pickle Canteen: order online at http://thechillipicklecanteen.com 01273 900384

Italian Donatello

Flagship venue of this local family-run business serving excellent Italian food in

The Chilli Pickle stylish surroundings. Brilliant value meal deals on blackboards – two courses £6.95 or three for £8.95 – as well as à la carte. The haunt of celebs in season from soap stars to politicos. Fun, friendly and fabulous value. Donatello, Brighton Place, Brighton, BN1 1HJ, 01273 775477, www.donatello.co.uk

Thai Street Thai

Dishes served here are simple, healthy and delicious using the finest and freshest ingredients. Thai people love their street food and Street Thai is the most authentic way of eating and experiencing Thai food. Set menu is available every day except Saturday with two-courses at £8.95 and three-courses at £10.95. Street Thai, 01273 207444, 5 & 20 Brighton Square, Brighton BN1 1HD

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Brighton Hen Tea & Treats simply adore hosting afternoon tea parties with vintage fun filled inspired themed tea parties at £19.99 per person. Sip tea from elegant china teacups and eat freshly homemade treats baked by us, in vintage styled rooms. Be pampered, hire a hunky butler or enjoy a photoshoot. We deliver across Sussex and cater for all events like birthdays and weddings. Special offer: Chief Hen goes FREE on any Themed Afternoon Tea. Visit www.brightonhenteaandtreats.co.uk Brighton Hen Tea & Treats: 01273 413829

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A sneak preview of shows from the Latest TV team, online now at www.thelatest.tv & coming soon to Channel 8

STARS With Val Aviv

★ARIES {Mar 21–Apr 20}

Embodying the universal maverick, makes it tough trying to fit into other people’s projections, never mind trying to impart your own unique vision of the future. Venus comes along and helps you soothe over the discordant brush strokes, and bring the beauty back.

★TAURUS {Apr 21–May 21}

Love can be a cloaked intangible force which helps you experience the divinity within universal connections. Your whole psyche is open to believing in the kindness of humanity, so you may be more susceptible to the manipulations of those with personal agendas.

★GEMINI {May 22–June 21}

On the whole, you’re going to benefit greatly from the solitude that comes from time spent outside of your usual rhythms and mundane commitments. Something of great value comes out of the connection felt when in the company of like-minded people.

★CANCER {June 22–July 22}

While Venus stands tall at the high point of your chart, she makes Uranus’ surprises feel good. Nothing says “I’ve woken up and smelt the coffee” better than reneging on a previous persona, throwing it to the wind and adopting a far classier and stealthier version.

★LEO {July 23–Aug 22}

All great Leo Kings and Queens of old would be planning their public appearances during this fortuitous time of the Sun’s ascent through the high summits of your chart. So now is not the time to shy away from any platform that gives you the opportunity to be centre stage.

★VIRGO {Aug 23–Sep 22}

The pressure eases off as Pluto’s retrograde movement gives you a little breathing space to re-evaluate that love interest or the curious romantic connection that seems to excessively dominate your consciousness. Real love is transforming and passionate.

★LIBRA {Sep 23–Oct 22}

With Venus and her sexy lover Mars in mutual reception across your relationship axis, finding the right balance between appeasing partners and fulfilling your own desires is the key juggling act. You are lucky at work whether you realise it or not.

★SCORPIO {Oct 23–Nov 21}

You can expect to get some opposition from partners who may feel tempted to go down the road of entitlement. That’s nothing you can’t squash with the Saturnine sledgehammer that’s helping you to know the boundaries between self and others.

★SAGITTARIUS {Nov 22–Dec 20}

Tension eases off and gets replaced with something easier to handle. Passions can run high but are easier to manage in that charming Sagittarius way. Don’t let the competitive spirit of others rile you, not when you’re in command of all the talent.

★CAPRICORN {Dec 21–Jan 19}

Meetings of a short ugly nature, may on the one hand prove diverting but are not a true reflection of the main issues that require your attention. So avoid getting sucked into the vacuum of ego conflict. Have a little faith.

★AQUARIUS {Jan 20–Feb 19}

It’s probably one of the best times for you to expand on your social routine. Getting mixed up with an unusual and lively crowd brings a sense of both excitement and harmony. Is there anything that grates more than boredom?

★PISCES {Feb 20–Mar 20}

Financially, you get a lift and feel that cash is not the elusive stuff of the stars – of course your taste improves and becomes more expensive. So watch that you hold onto some of that good fortune for the future.

Val Aviv is the presenter for Brighton Lights on Latest TV www.thelatest.tv For more astrological insights and monthly horoscopes visit www.valaviv.com or for a personal astrological reading contact Val Aviv at: astrology@valaviv.com

What a drag Behind the scenes of Latest TV with Richard Shayler

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ell this week really dragged... I’m not talking about a slow and tedious amount of passing time I’m talking about the annual Easter Bonnet Parade at The Bedford Arms of course! The event saw drag queens and kings a plenty involved in races up and down the street. Richard Shayler and Val Aviv dragged themselves out of bed (sorry!) on Easter Sunday to see what all the fuss was about. They witnessed some impressive Easter bonnets and scooped an exclusive interview with the winner to boot! She looked great in an outfit predominantly made out of rubber gloves. It needs to be seen to be believed. Check it out online now! She described her mood as eggstatic, she thought it was an eggcellent idea to compete again next year and when asked if she’d make any awful Easter puns she said normally she wouldn’t but would make an eggception for Latest TV. What a good egg! Later in the week Richard and Paula went down to The Black Rock Site by the Marina to find out about all things sand. The Sand Sculpture Festival Brighton is back and it’s better than ever. They’ve split the site into different continents of sand sculptures. One minute you’re va va vooming your way past the Eiffel Tower and the next you’re having a nice day sashaying your way through New York! The sculptures are truly unbelievable and Latest TV got a chance to learn how to do it from master sculptor and CBBC’s ‘Deadly Arts’ presenter Nicola Wood. Richard informed Nicola he had the art skills of a baked potato but would give it his best shot. Afterwards Nicola did say she thought Richard gave it his best shot but was in agreement that his level of artistic skill was on the baked potato end. The great news from the shoot is that Richard only got sand in his shoes... Or so he says!? Life will hopefully now be a beach for the winner of Young Start-up Talent, the finals were held this week and Latest TV were there to get all the action. We saw some really amazing young entrepreneurs with some equally amazing ideas. There was liquid tea, natural

juices and music memory boxes. If I was on the judging panel I would have let them all win! But I wasn’t, so there was only one winner scooping an amazing £50,000 investment for their business. I won’t ruin the surprise... You’ll have to check online to see who won for yourself. On the news front, Tim “scoop a day” Ridgway literally stumbled on the news when he was out doing a piece on the Edward Street bus and cycle lane. As he was all geared up to shoot construction workers laying the next piece of concrete in the £1 million scheme, our man Tim nearly dropped his camera when ten emergency vehicles descended on the area. At first Tim thought someone had mistaken the camera for something more conspicuous; but it turned out there was a serious incident to be dealt with.

And be the true pro, Tim switched his attentions to get every single shot of the breaking incident. Elsewhere, the hidden gem of Preston Manor was the backdrop to a series of programmes shot by Tim and Will. Thanks to the generosity of Brighton and Hove City Council’s museums team, they had a behind the scenes tour of the charming historic house which has remained unaltered since it was handed over to the city in the 1930s. With Edwardian gentlemen leading tours and ghosts aplenty, it was not a place for the faint hearted – but our boys made it through. Expect to hear all about the tale on Latest TV when it comes to your TV screens in July on Freeview Channel 8. For more details, check out www.thelatest.co.uk and www.thelatest.tv

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Latest Brighton Download Chart

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The Prince Albert, 14 May 2014, £10 + booking fee, www.wegottickets.com/event /267391 To celebrate Fire's reissues of The Donovan of Trash (on 12 May) and Le Beat Group Electrique, Wreckless Eric will be hitting the road for several shows around the UK. Mark the event on the night itself.

DUSTY LIMITS: PSYCHO

Komedia, 22–25 May 2014, £10, 0845 293 8480, www.komedia.co.uk/brighton Dusty Limits, cabaret legend, relentless self-talker, occasional hallucinator and award-winning artist, sings a dozen original songs dedicated to the outsiders among us.

1 The Speak You Say 2 Trilby Valentine 3 The Black Fields The Fighter 4 KontraPunkt First 5 Imbium Ghecko The Miff Funk 6 jaybee wasting my time 7 Monsters Build Mean Robots Chimes Breakthrough Light To Reach Us 8 Black Nail Confusion Says 9 Atomgrad Gone to Ground 10 surreal idle pop and prancing stars 11 Automatic Shoes Act II 12 N-D-E I Got a Feeling, Black Eyed Peas, NDW refix 13 ElectroMud Dig Deep 14 Alex King Rollercoaster Girl 15 NewNobility Asian Girl

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Brighton Beach next to the Wheel and the Volks Railway, 12June – 13 July, www.brightonsbigscreen.com The FREE outdoor beach Cinema will showcase a mixture of movie classics and recent box office hits on the gigantic 40sqm screen including: The Hunger Games Catching Fire, The Lego Movie, Dirty Dancing and Jaws, plus top live sporting events including the Football in Brazil, Wimbledon and the British Grand Prix.

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Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, 18 November 2014, £26/21, 01273 709709, brightondome.org A blistering 11-piece band fusing folk, funk, rock, world, jazz, music hall and classical music, they have placed themselves at the cutting edge of the contemporary music scene and are renowned not just for their musical prowess but also their spectacular, theatrical live shows.

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taging the show downstairs in the bar area was a brilliant touch, complementing the intimacy and focus of Pinter’s taut, gripping play. Paul Morley’s was the most natural performance, reflecting Jerry’s sensitivity and openness, perfectly contrasted with the unpredictable Robert (Tobias Clay). Clay intelligently captured the sinister, potentially violent menace of the arrogant, smarmy husband and the tension when he was on stage was palpable. The second act felt a little rushed, but Pinter’s superbly constructed scenes were engrossing to the end, leaping around chronologically and deftly drawing a picture of the complexity of relationships, infidelity and friendship. A riveting production. Joe Fuller

AN EVENING WITH ALAN JOHNSON

Labour MP Alan Johnson could be forgiven for being morose or curmudgeonly. Brought up on the tough poverty-stricken streets of London, with a feckless father and mother tragically dying young, the combination of these harsh realities should not be a breeding ground for political greatness. And yet it is to his credit (and the unshakable support of his elder sister) that he not only survived but was able to flourish and climb the political ladder through his trade union and ultimately the highest ranks of the Labour government. Heart-breaking at times and yet Johnson himself is warm, open, funny and above all genuine. I came away with nothing but admiration for him. Connaught Studio, Worthing, 23 April 2014 ✪✪✪✪✪ Lee Stevens

LONDON PHILHARMONIC ORCHESTRA, MATTHEW TRUSLER (VIOLIN), TIMOTHY REDMOND (CONDUCTOR)

Gloomy April showers were completely dispelled by a bright, full-blooded performance of Berlioz’s ‘Roman Carnival Overture’. It warmed us up nicely for Saint-Saëns’ third Violin Concerto (Sarasate), the heart of this programme. The first movement could have been a standalone concert in itself. Matthew Trusler brilliantly exploited the full dynamic range of his Stradivarius, spreading the romantic heat of midsummer into the full auditorium. Part two began more calmly with Ravel’s stately ‘Le tombeau de Couperin’, which led us gently into Beethoven’s Pastoral Symphony. Without a baton, as if wafting perfume, Timothy Redmond conducted most elegantly and with great precision. Congress Theatre, Eastbourne, 27 April 2014 ✪✪✪✪✪ Andrew Connal

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>CLUB HIGHLIGHTS< Don’t miss our pick of Brighton after dark PRYZM GRAND LAUNCH Zane Lowe does a guest DJ spot to help relaunch the West Street club formerly known as Oceana. It opens this weekend following a lavish £1m makeover. Pryzm, Fri 9 May, 10.30pm, £10 OUTLOOK FESTIVAL LAUNCH PARTY You might wonder why the Croatian bass music festival is having its launch party in Brighton. Don't argue, it means

we get some world class dubstep, reggae and jungle from the likes of Mala, Randall and General Roots. Concorde 2, Fri 9 May, 11pm, £8 IN THE FACE After a six month hiatus, the ITF crew are back to celebrate four years of in-your-face mutant bass. Lukes Anger and Spooky are joined by techno DJs Sicknote with some additional upbeat jungle beats from the Smile Instigation Collective. Volks, Fri 9 May, 11pm, £8/7/5

FREE THE BEATS The 7th instalment of the nononsense seafront club night offers mashed up party beats, drawing from the best electro, garage, house and dance. Simply put, it’s a party. Digital, Sat 10 May, 11pm, £5

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WHAT’S ON STAGE mezzo del casin di nostra vita”, based on the Divine Comedy of Dante Alighieri. What the Hell, The Gastronomical Comedy, 26-27 May 7pm The Warren - Main House, Russell Place, Brighton

STAGE: WHAT THE HELL – THE GASTRONOMICAL COMEDY Brighton Fringe 2014 dishes up a delicious slice of Dante’s infernal comedy,

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ut together two of my great loves, food and theatre, and add my third – devilishly bad behaviour – and you are bound to spark my appetite. So Paolo Serra together with “Otherplace Productions” with what they claim to be the first “edible” play, inspired by Dante Alighieri’s Divine Comedy have done just that. Not that I subscribe to the first edible play idea, Vincent in Brixton did that with a leg of lamb roasting on stage and driving audiences wild with hunger, and Chichester Festival Theatre’s marvelous musical version of Love Story doing similar with real time pasta pommodoro – yum. But hey, I’m always up for a third serving. “What the Hell – The Gastronomical Comedy” is a “finely chopped” modern story of an Italian man’s journey to London, “garnished” with the first canticle of Dante Alighieri’s Divine Comedy: his epic poem about a journey into Hell. I’m aready loving their culinary metaphors. Their modern Dante dreams of becoming an actor, but unfortunately he’s a much better chef ( although

why unfortunately when TV chefs are the new screen idols). Surrounding him are the lost souls of New Troy... will he be able to escape this Inferno? Will he get his dessert? In the meantime they promise a taste of Italian cuisine. The show is in English and will be opened by one of the most famous Italian stand-up comedians: Alessandro Bianchi. The entire duration is 75 minutes, and will include – for some lucky audience members - a taste of some “stage made” pasta al Pesto. Gian and Louise have worked with TNT Theatre and the American Drama Group Europe, giving performances across the globe. Gian is also member of the STOMP cast – The Lost and Found Orchestra – and Jud has just finished filming the latest feature film directed by Terry Jones: “Absolutely anything”. The director Paolo Serra has worked as an author with some of the biggest Italian comedians from theatre and TV. He’s also the coauthor of the bestselling novel “Nel

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AWARD-WINNING ONE MAN, TWO GUVNORS AT THE HAWTH The National Theatre’s awardwinning comedy directed by Nicholas Hytner, One Man, Two Guvnors comes to The Hawth this August as part of a thirty-seven city tour of the UK and Ireland. Gavin Spokes takes the central role of loveable chancer, Francis Henshall. Shaun Williamson will play Charlie Clench. Emma Barton will play Dolly, and Jasmyn Banks is Pauline Clench. Gavin Spokes is currently playing Parsons in the Almeida/Headlong production of 1984 which is just about to transfer to the West End. Gavin’s previous NT work includes Francis in the West End production of One Man, Two Guvnors and

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Jamie Lloyd’s production of She Stoops to Conquer. Shaun Williamson, who is probably best known for his role in EastEnders, has also made TV appearances in Extras and Life’s Too Short for Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant, New Tricks, The Secret Policeman’s Ball, and Bremner, Bird and Fortune. His stage work includes The Ladykillers for Fiery Angel. Emma Barton is well known to TV viewers for her role as Honey Mitchell in EastEnders. Jasmyn Banks played Alice Branning in EastEnders. Nicholas Hytner’s five star production tells the hilarious story of Francis Henshall who, fired from his skiffle band, becomes minder to Roscoe Crabbe. But Roscoe is really Rachel, posing as her own dead brother – who's been killed by her boyfriend Stanley Stubbers. Francis spots the chance of an extra meal ticket and takes a job with one Stanley Stubbers – but to prevent discovery, he must keep his two guvnors apart. It has been described as a glorious celebration of British comedy – a unique, laugh-out-loud mix of satire, songs, slapstick and glittering one-liners. The acclaimed production is based on Richard Bean’s version of Carlo Goldoni’s classic Italian comedy, The Servant of Two Masters and has songs by Grant Olding, performed by The Craze. Now seen by over 1 million people worldwide, this internationallyacclaimed smash-hit, hailed as ‘the funniest show on the planet’ by The Mail and a ‘comic classic’ by The Guardian, will be in Crawley for one week only so do’t miss your chance to see it – book now! One Man, Two Guvnors, The Hawth 18 – 23 August Box Office 01293 553636 or visit www.hawth.co.uk.

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COMEDY: THE HORNE SECTION One of the highlights of Brighton Fringe is the musical and comic delights of The Horne Section. Alex Horne chatted with Victoria Nangle Hi Alex, how are you today? I’m suffering from deep post-Easter blues so not great. The guests have left, I’ve taken all the decorations down, I just feel so empty. Except I’ve eaten loads of chocolate so I also feel very full. I feel full and empty today. How are you? What style of music best encapsulates your mood right now? Fine, ignore my question. Do you know the band Right Said Fred? Their music encapsulates my mood right now; full, empty and very very brave. The Horne Section has proven immensely popular – both on BBC Radio and live. Who are some of your favourite guests you’ve had on the show? That's very kind and generous of you. Is it ok if I name-drop? I don't think I have a choice. Neil Hannon (from the Divine Comedy) was as magical as I'd hoped. As was Harry Hill. I also loved 'singing' with Vula Malinga from Basement Jaxx in the last radio recording. She boosted my street cred so much that I now nearly have some street cred. Will you be featuring guests while touring? Yes and no. Actually, yes or no.

And it’s yes. But I don’t know whom yet. They'll definitely be amazing though. Definitely. It’ll be someone like Madonna or Prince or a pianist dressed as a dog. And who would you love to have on in the future (geography, money and time-travel no problem)? Woody Allen is our number one target. We've sent him flowers every day for the past two years in a bid to persuade him onto the show. He’s yet to reply so we’re starting to think he doesn’t like us. Or flowers. But I'm sure we’ll get him eventually. The same goes for Steve Martin. Our florist costs are ridiculous. What are the best things about touring with a band, as opposed to touring as a stand-up performer? The petrol costs are shared. Where have you put the Chortle (Music & Variety) award you won this year? Ha ha ha! There are actually loads more best things about touring with a band but I just put the petrol costs! The band will hate that! That’s the best thing about touring with a band - annoying the band. Sorry? The Chortle award? Yes, well, the compere at the event – Mr Arthur Smith – smashed our award as we were on our sheepish way to collect

it. So, we let Will (the vegetarian bassist) keep the broken shards. Is performing still as much fun and mischief when you’re touring compared to when you have a residency? It can be, but it depends a lot on the audience. Norwich were exceptional. Now it's Brighton’s turn. Come on Brighton. Help us make mischief (ideally start drinking at lunchtime). What are your plans for the Edinburgh Fringe this year? – Horne Section or stand up or holiday perhaps? Horne Section and stand up and an experimental show and a holiday in 2015. Maybe. I love the fringe and build my year around it. I’m particularly excited about the shows I'm bringing up this year but then again, it is only April, so they’re still in their infancy. I always like them less when they've matured more (the same goes for children and bonds) (I don't know what bonds are but I know they mature). And what are your plans for the next 12 months? All of them? I tell you what, I’ll tell you three of my plans for the next 12 months: I'm going to try to write another book. I'm going to try to read another book (a different book). And I’m definitely going to go on a holiday otherwise my wife will kill me. Or worse. Which instrument would you most like to know how to play and why? I’d like to be able to play the harmonica because I think it makes you look cool (like smoking). And, mostly, because you can carry it in your pocket. That would make the drummer feel even more annoyed about the stuff he’s got to lug around the country every night. Bye then! The Horne Section, Tues 7 May (8pm), £17.50, Komedia, http://boxoffice.brightonfringe.org

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COMEDY: LYNN RUTH MILLER: 80! Lynn Ruth Miller tells all about being 80 years old with comedy and song in this original and funny show. The Marlborough, 8–12 May, 6pm, £9.50/7.50 COMEDY: FOIL, ARMS & HOG: IRISH SKETCH COMEDY Sketch comedy and stand-up from Irelands top comedy trio. Fantastically funny and unexpectedly dark. Upstairs At Three & Ten, 8–10 May, 8.30pm (£8.50/7) and The Warren, 11 May, 8pm, £10/8.50 EVENT: MARGARET THATCHER QUEEN OF SOHO Much like the English Disco Lover’s playful efforts to undermine the EDL, this lighthearted show puts Maggie in the role of a drag diva on the night in 1988 that the infamous Section 28 was passed. A trio of performers explore the homophobia, history and hairdos of the 80s. Upstairs At The Three And Ten, Tues & Wed 5-6 May, 9.30pm, £9.50/8 FILM: FILM: FRANK (15) Dir: Paul W. S. Anderson Michael Fassbender and Domhnall Gleeson star in Jon Ronson’s comedy drama loosely based on Chris Sievey, the comedy brains inside the papier-mâché head of Frank Sidebottom. There's a proper documentary about him coming later in the year, so there’s no reason not to enjoy this fictionalised version for what it is – a load of bobbins. Released Fri 9 May Showing at Cineworld and Odeon FILM: FILM: SABOTAGE (15) Dir: Julian Gilbey It’s been a long time Arnie did a straight-up action film, so it's a surprise to see him in full macho mode in this special forces vs drug cartel caper. Whereas his pre-political films had become increasingly tongue-in-cheek, Sabotage plunges him back in the brutal violence of his early 80s movies. He always said he'd be back. He is now.

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WHAT’S ON MUSIC&FILM, ART&EVENTS ONCA Gallery, St. George's Place, Brighton, 01273 958291. 9-19 May

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Released Weds 7 May Showing at Cineworld and Odeon

MUSIC: TALVIN SINGH'S BOMBAY TALKIES The master tabla player has assembled a superb line-up to improvise new, contemporary scores for two iconic Indian arthouse classics, Raja Harishchandra (1913) and Satyajit Ray's Devi (1960), as part of Brighton Festival. Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, Wednesday 7 May, 8.30pm, £14

ART: NUFFIELD BRIGHTON Research by the Health and Arts Council England has acknowledged that the arts play an important part in improving the health and wellbeing of patients. In light of this, Nuffield Health Brighton Hospital has offered its wall space and grounds to the Artists Open Houses community, giving local artists space to show and even sell their work as well, including works by sculptor Jon Mills and artists Dawn Stacey and Joanna Keeling. Warren Road, Brighton. Until 31 May ART: BRING THE HAPPY Invisible Flock invite you to create a giant 3D map of happiness, creating a portrait of people’s lives, taking happy memories from local residents and weaving them into a live event.

MUSIC: THE HANDSOME FAMILY Husband and wife duo who’ve been making albums for 20 years, bluegrass, country and murder ballads their stock-in-trade. Whether gothic folk fiction or fact based, Rennie Sparks' lyrics are usually macabre. Komedia, Monday 12 May, 8pm, £14 For full details of film times: www.odeon.co.uk www.picturehouses.co.uk www.cineworld.co.uk www.worthingtheatres.co.uk

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MUSIC: THESE NEW PURITANS Jeff Hemmings searches for the elusive formula

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here is something rather disconcerting and odd about the music of These New Puritans. Flying the flag for a new musical manifesto, the mix of George Barnett’s drowsy vocals, Elisa Rodriguez’s abstract vocals, neo-classical music and strange cover versions (in this case a very drowsy take on Herb Alpert’s This Guy's In Love With You) are like no other. You can simply throw those Underworld, Sonic Youth and industrial synth pop comparisons out of the window. Occasionally, TNP strike a rock pose, but more often than not the mix of strings, wood, brass, synth melody lines, bassoon bass, almost indecipherable lead vocals and vocal harmonies dominate proceedings. Really, they are neither a rock nor indie. What the hell are they? “I don’t have any formula,” says Jack Barnett, frontman of the band, and whose twin, and ever-so-slightly older brother George plays drums. “It’s always different with every song, but there are songs that will start with piano, or with sequencing software, and I will always have a dictaphone at hand to sing things into. Sometimes a song will require bass or piano, or sometimes a song will require breaking glass. It’s always what the song demands, that dictates what we play. There was a particular moment on Field of Reeds where I wanted to get the sound of waves – I could have got it off the internet – but Graham, who produced the album, was in Argentina at the time, and he went out on a boat in the middle of the night... his apartment was on a cliff face, I always think of him in mortal danger for our purposes.” This approach has taken them far away from the post-punk music they created on their first album, Beat Pyramid, which came out in 2008, none of which seems to play any part in the live shows nowadays. “We are always restless, even on stage when songs take a life of their own. There are a lot of people on the (Field of Reeds) album, and so immediately after finishing the album, when we play live, I’ve had to completely re-write and re-arrange the music. But it improves the music in some way, having the septet, it adds to the music. We do 50% from Hidden, 50% from FoR." Field of Reeds came out to much acclaim last year, garnering a Mercury Music Prize nomination. For this Great Escape show they’ll team up with Wild Beasts. “We’re working on new music. The Brighton show will be a full stop on Field of Reeds. After that we will be working on something else.” And what might that be? “Whenever I try and second guess what I will doing I always get it wrong. For all I know it could be country and western. But I do like British soundtracks from 50s and 60s and we’ve had people enquire about that...” Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, Friday 9 May, 7.30pm, £19

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t’s the crazy time again. Whose bright idea was it to drop a four-day music festival onto Brighton in the middle of May? It’s not like we’ve got anything else going on at the moment, except the largest annual arts festival in England. Now in its 9th year, The Great Escape has stuck to its remit of showcasing hundreds of up-and-coming Kaiser Chiefs bands you’ve never heard if, at the same time as putting on a handful of well-knowns to sweeten the deal. Heading the bill this year is the milkshakin’ R&B queen Kelis (Dome, Sat 10 May) and UK pop rapper Example (Dome, Thurs 8 May). The choice of headliners seems almost like TGE is making a concerted effort to break away from the stereotype of it being all about the skinnytrousered indie kid. If so, last week’s news that Kaiser Chiefs are set to make a secret appearance over the weekend has probably undone all their hard work. The Leeds indie rockers are set to play on Friday night at an asyet-undisclosed secret venue; if you’re really determined to see how much credibility Ricky Wilson has left since presenting The Voice you might have to forego watching anything else that day, except Twitter. Those who like their indie a bit more raw might try to catch Dolomite Minor (Hope, Fri 9 May) who’ll no doubt be looking to pick up where they left off after their buzz-building set last year. If the Southampton duo’s Zeppelin-esque rock’n’roll puts you in the mood for something even louder, then luckily for you, the Fat White Family are playing the same day at Coalition (as well as headlining the NME’s night at the Haunt on Saturday 10 May). The London six-piece have been making a big noise, both on and off the stage, thanks to their knarly attitude and sloganeering punk rock. Elsewhere we have Wild Beasts and Jon Hopkins, The Strokes’ guitarist Albert Hammond Jr and recent chart sensations Clean Bandit. Brighton bands always feature heavily in TGE line-ups and this year the city's represented by the likes of Royal Blood, Phoria, Beautiful Boy and Traams. Yeah, there’s too much to mention: 400 bands over 35 venues. Luckily, anyone who can’t make the whole weekend can now buy one and two-day wristbands. However, Saturday tickets have now sold out, so you need to be quick about it.

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ell of course it’s The Great Escape this week. There are bands absolutely EVERYWHERE. You could barricade yourself into your basement, turn off your electricity and an acoustic gig would just randomly pop up around you. Bearing this in mind, lets focus on the poor souls bookending the weekend. Years ago this writer was at a Martin Creed show. Being the clumsy ape he is he walked straight into one of the sculptures and pushed it lopsided. No one noticed he made a – ahem – great escape. Sorry about that. Either way, Mr Creed has a band and they are playing on Tuesday at Brighton Dome Studio Theatre. It’s dad-post-punk with comedy swearing. If that’s your thing, knock yourself and sculptures out! (Leave the sculptures alone. – Ed.) Londoners – specifically East London, apparently that’s important? – Bleech are doing their power-pop-alt-rock-all-fuzzy revue on Tuesday at The Hope. Much loved Brightonian’s Keel Her are bringing their lovely warm Keel Her tunes too. There is a might buzz about Keel Her, go see them while they still fit into the Hope’s cosy confines. You really are spoiled, you do know that? Asian underground demigod Talvin Singh is doing his thing at Brighton Dome Concert Hall on Wednesday. And by his ‘thing’ we mean playing lush live scores to classic Indian art house flicks Raja Harishchandra and Devi. Everything Singh does oozes quality, this is exactly the kind of gig you’ll pretend you were at in the pub on Saturday. On Monday there is a huge bloody great night of metal at Green Door Store. Metal 2 The Masses no less. The dictionarily-challenged Kremated are bringing their ‘London thrash’ down even further south. Supported by the really, really fast or glacially slow Hawka Hurricane, Apotheosism and Spinning Death Machine. Ten points to Spinning Death Machine for being called Spinning Death Machine. If you are in anyway a big gig goer you will be frothing at the mouth over the amount of great bands this weekend. Don’t forget that there is the Alternative Escape where the real dirt lives. Brighton Noise have a massive preview up now and we’ll tell you where all the bodies are buried after. Cause we just love you guys that much! Should we tell the NME indie lads that photos in front of the decaying West Pier are just, like, sooooo obvious dahling? Nah, it’s always worth a giggle on the Wednesday.

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Tuesday 6 Freaky Eaters Channel Five, 6pm Freak show documentary about a man who eats 80 times more pizza than the average American, which is probably quite a lot anyway. The same person also suffers from a mysterious illness which may or may not be related to the sheer quantity of crusts consumed. Mate, you need a balanced diet. Try a kebab.

The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door Channel Five, 8pm Documentary series about people who live in a perpetual state of antagonism surrounded by chainlink fences, barking dogs and surveillance cameras. It’s not Soviet Russia, it’s not even Putin’s Russia, it’s Britain today. Why can’t we all get along? But what would Channel Five do then?

The French Revolution: Tearing Up History BBC4, 9pm Art historian, Richard Clay, surveys the iconoclastic acts of destruction that took place during the French Revolution. When it all kicked off in 1789 stone masons in the crowd started pulling down statues of kings, thus making them the history‘s most radical vandals. Chew on that, Banksy.

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6.05am Homes Under The Hammer 7.05 First Time On The Front Line 7.35 Animal Park 8.20 Countryside 999 9.05 Collectaholics 10.05 Mystery Of The Moor 10.35 HARDtalk 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 The Super League Show 1.45 One Man And His Campervan 2.15 Pallisers 3.05 Coast 3.30 Planet Earth 4.30 The Hairy Bikers’ Food Tour Of Britain 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 5.55 Party Election Broadcast For The European Parliament By The Liberal Democrats 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Escape To The Continent Run away! 7.30 Great British Menu Great British Menu is back and 24 of the nation’s top chefs are competing for the chance to cook at a glorious banquet marking the 70th anniversary of D-Day. 8.00 The Big Allotment Challenge Can you dig it? 9.00 Watermen: A Dirty Business Getting clean water can be a dirty business; whether it is a blocked drain or faulty faucet, people only notice when something goes wrong. For the men and women who run and work for one of Britain’s biggest water companies no job is too big or too small, too messy or too revolting. 10.00 Later Live... With Jools Holland Quality music with well cool musicians. Yeah. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Jeremy Paxman. 11.20 Party Election Broadcast By The UK Independence Party 11.25 Vets In The Disaster Zone Michael Mosley travels to the Philippines in the aftermath of Typhoon Haiyan to discover the animals caught up in the crisis. 12.25am Sign Zone: Monkey Planet 4.00 Make A Musical 5.00 Same But Different

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Jo Frost Family Matters 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Ejector Seat 5.00 The Paul O’Grady Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 According To Jim 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Come Dine With Me 1.40 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 2.40 Countdown 3.30 Deal Or No Deal 4.30 Draw It! 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Sinead waits for the answer she craves at Katy’s hearing. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Embarrassing Bodies: Live From The Clinic Series from the team showcasing medical diagnosis as it happens. Along with taking appointments in the live clinic for a variety of health problems, this episode asks why only 4% of people in the UK who can donate blood actually do. 9.00 Mr Drew’s School For Boys Reality series following inspirational head teacher Stephen Drew as he helps 11 boys whose behaviour is threatening their future by enrolling them and their parents in a residential summer school like no other. 10.00 16 Kids And Counting Documentary series following the day-to-day lives of seven of Britain’s biggest families. The first episode looks at how these families make their finances stretch. 11.00 Coppers Hard-hitting documentary series. 11.55 Random Acts 12.00am PokerStars.com EPT London 12.55 KOTV Boxing Weekly 1.20 Trans World Sport 2.20 FIM Superbike World Championship 2.45 British GT 3.15 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 4.10 SuperScrimpers 5.05 Deal Or No Deal

6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.10 Milkshake! Bop Box 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 8.55 Milkshake! Monkey 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.40 Police Interceptors 12.40pm Beware! Cowboy Builders 1.40 5 News Lunchtime 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Montana Sky (2007) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Freaky Eaters See highlights. 6.30 5 News Tonight 6.55 PEB: The Liberal Democrat Party 7.00 Gibraltar: Britain In The Sun Observational documentary series following the lives of the natives and expats who live in Gibraltar. 8.00 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door See highlights. 9.00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors Observational documentary series going behind the scenes at a GP surgery in Lewisham. 10.00 The Mentalist American crime drama series. A chance encounter with a suspicious-looking individual leads Jane and Lisbon to uncover a vast human smuggling ring. Lisbon is tempted by Marcus Pike’s invitation that she move to Washington DC. 11.00 Law And Order: Special Victims Unit Police drama series. Benson becomes suspicious of a detective’s involvement in the case when a district attorney is found dead after falling from a parking garage. 11.55 Body Of Proof Medical mystery series. 12.50am True Crimes: The First 72 Hours 1.15 SuperCasino 3.05 Columbine: Killing Spree 4.00 House Doctor 4.20 House Doctor 4.45 The Great Artists 5.10 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 5.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge

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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.25 Party Election Broadcast By The Liberal Democrats 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Alicia and David disagree on how to spend the inheritance. 7.30 FILM: Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2005) Starring Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, Rupert Grint, Ralph Fiennes, Robbie Coltrane and Alan Rickman. Fourth instalment of the fantasy series based on JK Rowling’s bestselling books. Students from two other magical schools arrive at Hogwarts for the challenging and dangerous Triwizard Tournament, in which Harry is inadvertently selected to compete. Meanwhile, a series of dramatic events indicates that Lord Voldemort’s return is imminent. Is Harry safe at Hogwarts? 10.20 ITV News; Weather 10.55 The Cube Celebrity Special Phillip Schofield hosts a celebrity edition of the tense game show. Corrie stars Ryan Thomas (who plays Jason Grimshaw) and Julie Hesmondhalgh (aka Hayley Cropper) boldly take on the Cube in a bid to win money for their chosen charities. 11.55 Wild Britain With Ray Mears Ray Mears takes viewers on a journey across Great Britain. 12.20am Jackpot247 3.00 Loose Women 3.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

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Sky Sports 3 6.00am Football Gold 7.00 WWE Afterburn 8.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 9.00 Sporting Greats 10.00 LIVE Madrid Masters Tennis 8.30pm Sporting Greats 11.00 Premier League Poker 12.00am Fishing: Bass Fishing 1.00 Sports Unlimited 2.00 Super League Backchat 2.30 Super League: Grand Final Gold 3.00 Premier League Poker 4.00 Sports Unlimited 5.00 Super League Backchat 5.30 Super League: Grand Final Gold

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3.00pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 5.10 The Real Housewives Of Miami 6.00 Dinner Date 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 The Vampire Diaries 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.50 FILM: 40 Days And 40 Nights (2002) 12.45am Two And A Half Men (x2) 1.35 The Vampire Diaries

10.55am Pie In The Sky 12.00pm Heartbeat 1.05 Wild At Heart 2.05 Rosemary And Thyme 4.15 Only When I Laugh 4.50 Barbara 5.20 The Upper Hand 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Trial And Retribution 11.00 The Vice 12.00am Pie In The Sky 1.05 Judge Judy

4.00pm New Girl 4.30 Happy Endings 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 FILM: Crocodile Dundee II (1988) 10.15 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 11.15 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.15am Rude Tube 1.20 Rules Of Engagement

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Wednesday 7 MasterChef BBC1, 8pm This semi-final promises to be a bit of a weird telly trope mash-up wherein contestants are bussed into Albert Square to cook meals for the locals at the Queen Vic. This means either EastEnders is real or the chefs are themselves fictional characters. More to the point, will we see anyone attempt an eel pie? Would they dare?

Billy Connelly’s Big Send Off ITV1, 9pm He must have died plenty of times in his career, on stage at least, but now the outspoken comic sets out to examine how different cultures deal with death. This two-part series sees him visit a funeral director’s convention and a drive-thru funeral parlour (both, unsurprisingly, in the states). Would you like fries to go?

Orphan Black BBC3, 10pm Now you might think there’s a lot of women on telly who all look the same – identikit smiley blondes – but this Canadian sci-fi series cleverly turns that into a plot device, via cloning. The story’s a tense web of sinister biotech corporations, evolutionary cults and genetics. Original and unique drama.

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6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 First Time On The Front Line 7.30 Animal Park 8.15 Countryside 999 9.00 Antiques Roadshow 10.00 Bang Goes The Theory 10.30 See Hear 11.00 BBC News 11.30 Daily Politics 1.00pm Instant Restaurant 1.45 One Man And His Campervan 2.15 Pallisers 3.05 Coast 3.30 Life In Cold Blood 4.30 The Hairy Bikers’ Food Tour Of Britain 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 5.55 Party Election Broadcast For The European Parliament By The Labour Party 6.00 Eggheads Dermot Murnaghan hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Escape To The Continent Run away! 7.30 Great British Menu Great British Menu is back and 24 of the nation’s top chefs are competing for the chance to cook at a glorious banquet marking the 70th anniversary of D-Day. 8.00 Under Offer: Estate Agents On The Job Documentary about estate agents around the country. 9.00 The Birth Of Empire: The East India Company Think big business affecting international policy is new? Hah! 10.00 QI Quiz show. Stephen Fry looks for his keys, with Isy Suttie, Tim Minchin, Bill Bailey and Alan Davies. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines. 11.20 Party Election Broadcast By The Green Party 11.25 Watermen: A Dirty Business For the men and women who run and work for one of Britain’s biggest water companies no job is too big or too small, too messy or too revolting. 12.25am Sign Zone: See Hear 12.55 Sign Zone: Kim Philby - His Most Intimate Betrayal 4.00 Deadly Dilemmas 4.30 Pompeii: The Mystery Of The People Frozen In Time – Learning Zone 5.00 Vikings 5.35 Seeking Refuge

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Jo Frost Family Matters 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Ejector Seat 5.00 The Paul O’Grady Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 According To Jim 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss USA 10.55 Come Dine With Me 11.25 Come Dine With Me 11.55 Channel 4 News Summary 12.00pm Come Dine With Me 12.30 Come Dine With Me 1.00 Come Dine With Me 1.30 Channel 4 Racing 3.30 Deal Or No Deal 4.30 Draw It! 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Sienna is devastated as her chance to get close to Peri fails, but she might have another trick up her sleeve. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 The Supervet Series following vet Noel Fitzpatrick and his team in one of the most advanced veterinary practices in Britain. 9.00 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series following patients at the A&E department of King’s College Hospital over a 24-hour period. This episode looks at how A&E is a place where mums and girlfriends show their natural instinct to protect their men. 10.00 Derek Ricky Gervais’s bittersweet comedy drama. Hannah and Tom have happy news, and Derek’s dad Anthony goes on a date with Tom’s nan Annie. 10.30 Cardinal Burns Sketch show. Paranormal investigators Phil and Jase get more than they bargained for when they attend a routine demon extraction. 11.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Comic Alan Carr hosts his own light-hearted chat show. 12.00am Random Acts 12.05 FILM: With You, Without You (2013) 1.45 FILM: DOA (1950) 3.10 FILM: Destination Moon (1950) 4.50 Superscrimpers’ Challenge 5.45 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures 5.50 Deal Or No Deal

6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television 7.20 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.10 Milkshake! Bop Box 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 8.55 Milkshake! Monkey 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.40 Police Interceptors 12.40pm Gibraltar: Britain In The Sun 1.40 5 News Lunchtime 1.45 Neighbours 2.20 NCIS 3.20 FILM: Backyard Wedding (2010) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Freaky Eaters 6.30 5 News Tonight 6.55 PEB: The Labour Party 7.00 Benidorm ER Documentary series. 8.00 7/7 Commuter Carnage: Minute By Minute Documentary. On 7th July 2005, four young Islamist terrorists from Luton travelled to central London where they detonated their backpacks full of lethal explosives. They were Britain’s first home-grown suicide bombers. This programme pieces together the events leading up to the atrocity and its aftermath as they happened hour by hour. 9.00 NCIS US naval police series. A media frenzy surrounding an unidentified criminal prompts Gibbs’s barber to question his son as a prime suspect. 10.00 Castle US crime drama. Castle and Beckett probe the death of an Olympic-standard swimmer. 10.55 Castle US crime drama. Castle and Beckett travel to LA to solve the murder of Beckett’s ex-partner. 11.55 Law And Order: Special Victims Unit Police drama series. 12.50am True Crimes: The First 72 Hours 1.15 SuperCasino 3.05 Family Massacre: The Jersey Slayer 4.00 House Doctor 4.20 House Doctor 4.45 The Great Artists 5.10 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 5.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Ford Football Special 10.00 Revista De La Liga 11.00 Scottish Premier League 12.00pm Ford Football Special 1.00 Revista De La Liga 2.00 Scottish Premier League 3.00 Ford Football Special 4.00 Revista De La Liga 5.00 Spanish Football Gold 6.00 Boots ‘n’ All 7.00 LIVE Ford Football Special 10.15 Ford Football Special 11.15 Football Gold 11.30 Premier League 100 Club 12.30am Football League Gold 1.00 Ford Football Special 2.00 What’s The Story? 3.00 Premier League 100 Club 4.00 Football Gold 5.00 Football League Gold

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.25 Party Election Broadcast By The Labour Party 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Leyla wreaks havoc for David and Alicia when she discovers they have the money. 7.30 Coronation Street Anxious Anna confides in Roy. Lloyd is forced to re-evaluate his life. Worried Carla confides in Tina. 8.00 Big Star’s Little Star Stephen Mulhern presents the series in which three celebrities share the stage with some brand new co-stars - their own children. Playing for charity this week are Jake Wood with his son Buster, Austin Healey with his twin daughters Betsy and Bibi-Dee and Sunetra Sarker with her son Noah. 9.00 Billy Connolly’s Big Send Off See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.30 Party Election Broadcast By The Green Party 10.35 FILM: The Boat That Rocked (2009) Starring Michael Hadley, Charlie Rowe, Lucy Fleming, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Tom Sturridge, Bill Nighy. Comedy centered around a band of eccentric DJs running a rock ‘n’ roll radio station from a boat on the North Sea. 1.00am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

Sky Sports 2 7.00am Revista De La Liga 8.00 Cricket: LV County Championship 9.00 Super League Backchat 9.30 Sporting Greats 10.30 LIVE Cricket: LV County Championship 2.00pm LIVE Cricket: LV County Championship 6.00 Watersports World 7.00 Total Rugby 7.30 In Cycle 8.00 Boots ‘n’ All 9.00 Cricket: LV County Championship 10.00 What’s The Story? 11.00 Boots ‘n’ All 12.00am Total Rugby 12.30 In Cycle 1.00 Cricket: LV County Championship 2.00 Super League: Grand Final Gold 3.00 Boots ‘n’ All 4.00 Watersports World 5.00 Sporting Greats

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Football Gold7.00 WWE Vintage 8.00 Sports Unlimited 9.00 Sporting Greats 10.00 LIVE Madrid Masters Tennis 8.30pm Sporting Greats 9.00 Triathlon Highlights Brighton Marathon 10.00 Football Gold 11.00 Max Power 12.00am Sporting Greats 1.00 Watersports World 2.00 Max Power 3.00 Total Rugby 3.30 In Cycle 4.00 Triathlon Highlights - Brighton Marathon 5.00 Sporting Greats 5.30 Total Rugby

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7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Invasion Of The Job Snatchers 10.00 Orphan Black. See highlights. 10.40 Family Guy (x3) 11.50 American Dad! (x2) 12.35am Invasion Of The Job Snatchers 1.35 Orphan Black 2.15 Sweat The Small Stuff 2.45 Kerry 3.00 Cinderellas Of The Slums

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys Goes To Ireland 8.00 Lost Cities Of The Ancients 9.00 Burton And Taylor 10.25 The Richard Burton Diaries 10.55 Parks And Recreation (x2) 11.35 Byzantium: A Tale Of Three Cities 12.35am Lost Cities Of The Ancients 1.35 Britain By Bike

1.00pm Britain’s Got More Talent 2.00 The Millionaire Matchmaker 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 5.10 The Real Housewives Of Miami 6.00 Dinner Date 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Through The Keyhole 10.00 FILM: White Chicks (2004) 12.20am Two And A Half Men (x2)

12.00pm Pie In The Sky 1.05 Heartbeat 2.05 Wild At Heart 3.10 Rosemary And Thyme 4.15 Only When I Laugh 4.50 Barbara 5.20 The Upper Hand 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 A Touch Of Frost 10.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 11.00 The Vice 12.10am Pie In The Sky 1.15 Judge Judy (x2)

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Thursday 8 MasterChef BBC1, 8pm It’s second semi-final time, meaning that whoever gets the chop this week will be kicking themselves into a dropped souffle and chastising themselves harder than a burnt créme brulee. The contestants are in the kitchens of Hever Castle, creating menus that push them to their very limits. Yum!

Heston’s Great British Food Channel 4, 9pm You know Heston Blumenthal is probably the closest we have to a real life Willy Wonka, combining things that go bang with culinary delights. Tonight, in his chronicling of the best of modern British food, Heston focusses on how the British reinvented the curry to their own tastes. Lots and lots of cream then.

Tom Daley Goes Global ITV2, 9pm An advert for a gap year if ever there was one, everyone’s favourite smiling diver Tom Daley and his best friend Sophie are on the penultimate leg of their global adventuring. Travelling across Spain, France and Switzerland, they arrive at Tom’s next big challenge – the world’s most famous bungee jump in the Alps.

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6.05am Homes Under The Hammer 7.05 First Time On The Front Line 7.35 Animal Park 8.20 Countryside 999 9.05 Mind The Gap: London V The Rest 10.05 Gardeners’ World 10.35 HARDtalk 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Instant Restaurant 1.45 One Man And His Campervan 2.15 Pallisers 3.05 Coast 3.30 Life In Cold Blood 4.30 The Hairy Bikers’ Food Tour Of Britain 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 5.55 Party Election Broadcast For The European Parliament 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Great British Menu Great British Menu is back and 24 of the nation’s top chefs are competing for the chance to cook at a glorious banquet marking the 70th anniversary of D-Day. It is dessert course day, with the London and south east chefs competing for one of two places in the judges’ chamber – the competition couldn’t be tighter. Whoever scores the lowest will be going home. 7.00 Football: Women’s World Cup Qualifier – England V Ukraine Football: Women’s World Cup Qualifier – England v Ukraine. 9.30 Blurred Lines: The New Battle Of The Sexes Kirsty Wark hosts this documentary looking at the inequality between the genders. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Laura Kuenssberg. 11.20 The Birth Of Empire: The East India Company Dan Snow travels through India in the footsteps of the company that revolutionised the British lifestyle and laid the foundations of today’s global trading systems. 12.20am Sign Zone: Don’t Cap My Benefits 4.00 Exploring The Past: Post War Britain 5.00 Children Of World War II 5.30 History Hunt 5.55 Wonders Of Nature: Monarch Butterfly - Spectacle

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Jo Frost Family Matters 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Ejector Seat 5.00 The Paul O’Grady Show

6.45am Will And Grace 7.10 According To Jim 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss USA 10.55 Come Dine With Me 11.25 Come Dine With Me 11.55 Channel 4 News Summary 12.00pm Come Dine With Me 12.30 Come Dine With Me 1.00 Come Dine With Me 1.30 Channel 4 Racing From Chester 3.30 Deal Or No Deal 4.30 Draw It 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Vulnerable Ste finds himself under Grace’s spell. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Posh Pawn Documentary series looking at high class pawnbrokers in Britain. Ex-model Cathy is looking for a loan so she can launch a range of unusual women’s lingerie. Prestige MD James gets some unwanted attention when he goes for a spin in a client’s Ferrari, a young mum wants to pawn her grandfather’s First World War medals to raise money for her mother’s funeral 9.00 Heston’s Great British Food See highlights. 10.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay continues his travels across the United States. This week, Gordon heads to Brooklyn, New York, to tackle a sinking family restaurant called Mama Maria’s. 10.55 The Island With Bear Grylls Bear Grylls abandons 13 British men on an uninhabited Pacific island. 12.00am 24 Hours In A&E 12.55 Random Acts 1.00 Embarrassing Bodies: Live From The Clinic 1.55 Love For Sale With Rupert Everett 2.50 How To Get A Council House 3.45 Unreported World 4.10 Shop Secrets: Tricks Of The Trade 4.40 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures 4.55 Superscrimpers’ Challenge 5.50 Deal Or No Deal

6.00 –6.50am Children’s television 6.50 Family! 7.00 Little Princess 7.10 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.40 Police Interceptors 12.40pm The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 1.40 5 News Lunchtime 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Her Husband’s Betrayal (2013) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Freaky Eaters American documentary seriess. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Police Interceptors Observational documentary series. 8.00 Beware! Cowboy Builders Documentary series. In Sheffield, two husband-and-wife doctors remortgaged their home to pay for an extension to accommodate their expanding family. Instead they have been left with a dangerous, unfinished construction site. 9.00 The OAP Killer: First Kill, Last Kill Chilling documentary about Kenneth Erskine, aka the Stockwell Strangler, who embarked on a spree of sexual assault and murder in 1986. 10.00 Person Of Interest Drama series. Reese and Finch find themselves marooned in a coastal town with an unidentified serial killer after the Machine simultaneously produces six seemingly random numbers during a fierce storm. 10.55 Person Of Interest Drama series. Finch and Reese have their work cut out protecting a grouchy, widower in his 70s with a grudge against a shady casino owner. 11.55 Access 12.00am SuperCasino 3.05 Gibraltar: Britain In The Sun 4.00 House Doctor 4.20 House Doctor 4.45 The Great Artists 5.10 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 5.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Premier League 100 Club 10.00 Ford Football Special 11.00 What’s The Story? 12.00pm Premier League 100 Club 1.00 Ford Football Special 2.00 What’s The Story? 3.00 Premier League 100 Club 4.00 What’s The Story? 5.00 Premier League 100 Club 6.00 Ringside 7.00 Barclays Premier League World 7.30 LIVE Championship 10.00 TBA 10.30 Ringside 11.30 SPFL Round-Up 12.00am TBA 5.00 Premier League 100 Club 5.30 Barclays Premier League World

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.25 Party Election Broadcast By The English Democrats 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale 7.30 Living With Dementia: Tonight Fiona Foster meets experts and carers who help people cope with dementia and lift the stigma associated with it. 8.00 Emmerdale Marlon’s involvement makes it difficult for Donna to shift the stolen jewellery. 8.30 Paul O’Grady: For The Love Of Dogs Paul O’Grady spends more time with the staff and canines at Battersea Dogs and Cats Home. 9.00 Wanted: A Family Of My Own Documentary series presented by Nicky Campbell, who goes behind the scenes of the adoption process from both the child and the prospective parents’ point of view. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.30 Party Election Broadcast By The Conservative Party 10.35 Billy Connolly’s Big Send Off Billy Connolly undertakes a personal journey to evaluate and explore the ways in which we deal with the end of our lives. 11.35 Harbour Lives Series in which Ben Fogle meets the people who live and work around Poole harbour. 12.05am Jackpot247 3.00 Living With Dementia: Tonight 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Ford Football Special 7.00 What’s The Story? 8.00 Cricket: LV County Championship 9.00 Boots ‘n’ All 10.00 Super League: Grand Final Gold 11.00 Cricket: LV County Championship 12.00pm Boots ‘n’ All 1.00 Super League: Grand Final Gold 2.00 Cricket: LV County Championship 3.00 Boots ‘n’ All 4.00 Super League: Grand Final Gold 4.30 WWE Vintage 5.30 Fishing Gurus 6.00 Rugby Club 7.00 LIVE Premier League Darts 10.00 WWE: Late Night Raw 12.00am WWE NXT 1.00 Sporting Greats 1.30 Ringside 2.30 Sporting Greats 4.00 Ringside 5.00 Rugby Club

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Watersports World 7.00 WWE: Experience 8.00 Football Gold 9.00 Watersports World 10.00 Snow Unleashed 10.30 Sporting Greats 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Extreme Sports: Snow Unleashed 12.00pm Watersports World 1.00 LIVE Madrid Masters Tennis 7.30 Super League 10.15 Super League Superstars 10.45 Rugby Club 11.45 ATP Tour Uncovered 12.15am Super League 1.15 Super League: Grand Final Gold 2.00 Super League Grand Final Archive 2.15 Super League: Grand Final Gold 2.30 ATP Tour Uncovered 3.00 Rugby Club 4.00 Watersports World 5.00 Super League Victoria Nangle

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7.00pm Tough Young Teachers 8.00 Eurovision Song Contest 2014: SemiFinals 10.00 Jonah From Tonga 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x3) 12.10am American Dad! (x2) 12.50 Jonah From Tonga 1.20 Sweat The Small Stuff 1.50 In The Flesh 2.50 Invasion Of The Job Snatchers

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1979 8.00 Orbit: Earth’s Extraordinary Journey 9.00 The First Georgians: The German Kings Who Made Britain 10.00 Ripping Yarns 10.35 Some Boffins With Jokes 11.05 The French Revolution: Tearing Up History 12.05am Hinterland 1.40 Top Of The Pops: 1979

3.00pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 5.10 The Real Housewives Of Miami 6.00 Dinner Date 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Tom Daley Goes Global. See highlights. 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.50 Viral Tap 11.35 Dads (x2) 12.30am Two And A Half Men (x2)

11.55am Pie In The Sky 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 Wild At Heart 3.05 Rosemary And Thyme 4.10 Only When I Laugh 4.40 Barbara 5.15 The Upper Hand 5.50 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Foyle’s War 10.00 Afterlife 11.10 FILM: The Life Of David Gale (2003) 1.35am Pie In The Sky

4.00pm New Girl 4.30 Happy Endings 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 The Big Bang Theory 8.30 How I Met Your Mother 9.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 9.30 2 Broke Girls 10.00 The IT Crowd (x2) 11.00 Rude Tube 2012 12.05am Party House

12.10pm FILM: Thunder Island (1963) 1.25 Time Team 2.30 Location, Location, Location 3.35 A Place In The Sun (x2) 5.45 Beat My Build 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs Revisited 9.00 The Good Wife 10.00 Nashville 11.00 Boss 12.10am Come Dine With Me 1.15 Grand Designs Revisited

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Friday 9 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. Channel 4, 8pm So, now that it’s becoming a little clearer who’s with S.H.I.E.L.D. and who’s a part of Hydra, Phil Coulson has had loads of his secrets outed to the rest of the team and all that’s left is for him to save his one true love. Suddenly it’s gone from national security to sweethearts. Bless.

NCIS: LA Channel Five, 10pm Big people and littler people, joining together to solve crime and to keep people safe. In Los Angeles. Good thing they’re somewhere sunny as the team’s holiday plans are put on hold when a marine is killed by an exploding cell phone. As they dig deeper the gang realise that others in his unit need protecting.

How To Win Eurovision BBC3, 8pm Greg James and Russell Kane look at what magic ingredients are needed to win the sparkling and ever-so-camp-at-times prize of Eurovision. Celebrating the UK’s success stories, and looking at our guilty shames, as well as interviews with Graham Norton, Bucks Fizz, Scott Mills and Daz Sampson.

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6.10am First Time On The Front Line 6.40 Countryside 999 7.25 The Great Interior Design Challenge 8.25 Mary Berry Cooks 8.55 Formula 1: The Spanish Grand Prix – Practice 1 10.35 The Travel Show 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Formula 1: The Spanish Grand Prix – Practice 2 2.35 Pallisers 3.30 Life In Cold Blood 4.30 The Hairy Bikers’ Food Tour Of Britain 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Jo Frost Family Matters 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Ejector Seat 5.00 The Paul O’Grady Show

6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Escape To The Continent 7.30 Great British Menu Great British Menu is back and 24 of the nation’s top chefs are competing for the chance to cook at a glorious banquet marking the 70th anniversary of D-Day. 8.00 The Minster Documentary. 8.30 Gardeners’ World Gardening magazine. 9.00 Natural World Wildlife documentary. 10.00 The Trip To Italy Comedy series following Rob Brydon and Steve Coogan as they journey around Italy to review six restaurants. Steve’s son Joe is set to meet up with the duo but to Rob’s dismay, this means that Sicilly is off the route. Instead, Emma has organised a place for them go to on the island of Capri. Together with Joe and Emma, Steve and Rob get the ferry to Capri and entertain themselves at the restaurant with a round of James Bond impressions. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines. 11.05 Later... With Jools Holland Jools Holland’s iconic music programme, featuring live sessions from contemporary and classic artists. 12.10am FILM: Better Mus Come (2010) 1.50 Sign Zone: Question Time

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Envious Charity attempts to clear the air with Moira at her impromptu hen party. 7.30 Coronation Street Will Izzy’s despicable deed be discovered? 8.00 Weekend Escapes With Warwick Davis This weekend, Warwick takes his wife and children to North Wales where they sing Jerusalem with the ladies of the UK’s first Women’s Institute in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndro bwllllantysiliogogogoch. 8.30 Coronation Street Anna attempts to confess her secret. 9.00 Lewis GP Matt Whitby has been murdered and student Liam Jay is comatose in hospital. Both cases are apparently connected to the murder at Corby Manse. Lewis and his temporary bagman DC Alex Gray are convinced that Liam has information relating to the death of Dr Whitby and the mystery cremation. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.30 Party Election Broadcast By An Independence From Europe 10.35 FILM: GoldenEye (1995) Starring Pierce Brosnan, Sean Bean, Izabella Scorupco, Famke Janssen. Dynamic action adventure marking Pierce Brosnan’s first turn as 007. 1.00am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen

6.45am Will And Grace 7.10 According To Jim 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss USA 10.55 Come Dine With Me 11.25 Come Dine With Me 11.55 Channel 4 News 12.00pm Come Dine With Me 12.30 Come Dine With Me 1.00 Come Dine With Me 1.30 Channel 4 Racing 3.30 Deal Or No Deal 4.30 Dr 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Ste is in bigger trouble than he could ever have imagined. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.35 Unreported World Current affairs. Unreported World visits a remote area of Madagascar, where the dead make the rules. A set of taboos, handed down from long-dead ancestors, controls what you eat, when you work and every aspect of how you behave. Reporter Kiki King and director David Fuller visit the town of Mananjary. 8.00 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. See highlights. 9.00 Gogglebox Television review comedy series in which TV fanatics open up their living rooms to reveal their reactions to popular and topical shows. 10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Comic Alan Carr hosts his own light-hearted chat show with guests pop star Lily Allen and US rock star Courtney Love. 11.05 Rude Tube Alex Zane presents a top 50 countdown of the internet’s best stunts. 12.05am Brooklyn Nine-Nine 12.30 FILM: The Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult (1994) 1.55 Random Acts 2.00 Happy Endings 2.20 Happy Endings 2.45 Southland 3.30 Desperate Housewives 4.15 Deal Or No Deal 5.10 SuperScrimpers 5.35 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems

6.00 – 7.10am Children’s television 7.10 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.40 Police Interceptors 12.40pm GPs: Behind Closed Doors 1.40 5 News Lunchtime 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS: LA 3.15 FILM: Mystery Woman: Sing Me A Murder (2005) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Freaky Eaters Documentary series. 6.30 5 News Tonight 6.55 PEB: The British National Party 7.00 Bloody Tales Of The Tower Historical documentary series investigating gruesome but fascinating stories which challenge public perception about the infamous Tower of London and its role in British history. 8.00 Ice Road Truckers Reality series. This season, the Ice Road Truckers battle the farthest reaches of the North American continent. In Alaska, oil exploration is at an alltime high and Carlile drivers are preparing for the busiest season in Dalton history. 9.00 NCIS Drama series. The wife of a Marine who specialised in K-9 bomb detection urges the NCIS team to investigate the recent death of her husband in Afghanistan. 10.00 NCIS: LA See highlights. 11.00 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door Documentary series about Britain’s feuding neighbours, using CCTV footage and material from victims’ own cameras. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.05 The Woman With 40 Cats... And Other Pet Hoarders 4.00 House Doctor 4.20 House Doctor 4.45 The Great Artists 5.10 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 5.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Championship 10.00 SPFL Round-Up 10.30 Football’s Greatest 11.00 Darts: Premier League 2.30pm Championship 3.30 Ringside 4.30 WWE: Raw 6.30 Fantasy Football Club 7.30 LIVE Championship 10.00 TBA 10.30 Fantasy Football Club 11.30 Barclays Premier League Preview 12.00am UEFA Champions League Weekly 12.30 Championship 1.30 Fantasy Football Club 2.30 Barclays Premier League Preview 3.00 Championship 4.00 Fantasy Football Club 5.00 Barclays Premier League Preview 5.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly

Sky Sports 2 7.00am Ringside 8.00 Super League 9.00 Ashes Modern Day Classics 9.30 Ashes Modern Day Classics 10.00 LIVE Cricket ODI 2.00pm LIVE Cricket ODI 6.30 Tight Lines 7.30 LIVE Super League 10.15 WWE: Late Night Smackdown 12.15am WWE: Late Night Bottom Line 1.15 WWE From The Vault 1.30 WWE From The Vault 1.45 WWE From The Vault 2.00 WWE From The Vault 2.15 WWE: Late Night Smackdown 4.15 WWE From The Vault 4.30 WWE From The Vault 4.45 WWE From The Vault 5.00 WWE: Late Night Bottom Line

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Football Gold 6.15 Football Gold 6.30 WWE: Raw 8.30 Super Rugby 10.30 Super Rugby 12.30pm Rugby Club 1.00 ATP Tour Uncovered 2.00 LIVE Madrid Masters Tennis 6.30 Sporting Greats 7.00 LIVE Madrid Masters Tennis 11.00 Giro D’Italia Cycling 12.00am Super League 1.00 Sporting Greats 1.30 Sporting Greats 2.00 Giro D’Italia Cycling 3.00 Super League 4.00 Sporting Greats 4.30 Sporting Greats

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7.00pm Great Movie Mistakes III: Not In 3D 7.15 Doctor Who 8.00 How To Win Eurovision. See highlights. 10.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x6) 1.20am Orphan Black 2.00 Sweat The Small Stuff 2.30 Some Girls (x3)

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 BBC Young Musician 2014 9.00 The Rolling Stones Return To Hyde Park: Sweet Summer Sun 10.10 The Rolling Stones At The BBC 10.55 When Rock Goes Acoustic 11.55 Acoustic At The BBC 12.55am The Rolling Stones Return To Hyde Park: Sweet Summer Sun

1.30pm You’ve Been Framed! 2.00 The Millionaire Matchmaker 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 5.10 The Real Housewives Of Miami 6.00 Dinner Date 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: American Pie (1999) 10.55 Take Me Out 12.10am Two And A Half Men (x2)

1.05pm Heartbeat 2.05 Wild At Heart 3.10 Rosemary And Thyme 4.15 Only When I Laugh 4.40 Barbara 5.20 The Upper Hand 5.50 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9.00 Love Your Garden (x2) 10.00 Wire In The Blood 11.35 FILM: Intolerable Cruelty (2002) 1.30am Pie In The Sky

4.00pm New Girl 4.30 Happy Endings 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 8.30 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 FILM: Predators (2010) 11.15 8 Out Of 10 Cats 11.50 Friday Night Dinner 12.20am The Midnight Beast

11.20am FILM: Casablanca (1942) 1.25pm Time Team 2.30 Location, Location, Location 3.35 A Place In The Sun (x2) 5.45 Beat My Build 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs Revisited 9.00 FILM: Definitely, Maybe (2008) 11.15 Embarrassing Bodies 12.15am Come Dine With Me 1.20 Grand Designs

11.00am Against The Wind (1948) 12.55pm The League Of Gentlemen (1960) 3.10 The Overlanders (1946) 5.00 20 Million Miles To Earth (1957) 6.40 The Chronicles Of Narnia: The Voyage Of The Dawn Treader (2010) 9.00 Frozen (2010) 10.50 Don’t Be Afraid Of The Dark (2010) 12.45am Oldboy (2003) 3.15 Close

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Saturday 10 Eurovision Song Contest 2014 BBC1, 8pm Graham Norton hosts proceedings for the 59th Eurovision Song Contest live from Copenhagen. Twenty-six countries put aside their differences, politically and economically, to vote on who has the prettiest song and that alone. Of course. Bring a flag.

The Americans ITV1, 10pm The 80s. More than just shoulder pads and leg warmers. With the Cold War heating up, as it were, Philip and Elizabeth find out more for the KGB by infiltrating a contra training base. And with their family faces on, the Jennings attend the church to which Paige has donated all of her savings. Cult status?

Revolution Sky1, 9pm Why is it that all future worlds appear to be either postapocalyptic or on the verge of an apocalypse? Bit pessimistic. In this one the Big Bad has happened, yet there still seems to be running water and plenty of ‘natural-look’ make-up. Monroe and Miles decide to play the Patriots at their own game.

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6.00am FILM: The Dark Mirror (1946) 7.25 Great British Menu 7.55 Great British Menu 8.25 Great British Menu 8.55 Great British Menu 9.25 Great British Menu 9.55 Formula 1: The Spanish Grand Prix - Practice 3 11.05 Coast 11.30 Spring Kitchen With Tom Kerridge 12.15pm Spring Kitchen With Tom Kerridge 1.00 Spring Kitchen With Tom Kerridge 1.45 Nigel Slater’s Simple Suppers 1.50 Deborah Kerr: Talking Pictures 2.25 FILM: From Here To Eternity (1953) 4.20 FILM: The Prisoner Of Zenda (1952) 6.00 The Pygmy Hippo: A Very Secret Life - Natural World Wildlife documentary. Australian ecologist, Wei-Yeen Yap, is taking on what could be ‘mission impossible’. In a remote West African rainforest, Wei investigates the secret life of the pygmy hippo. 7.00 Flog It! Members of the public are invited to try to make money out of their antiques by taking a risk at auction. 8.00 Dad’s Army Classic wartime sitcom. 8.30 Pop Go The Women: The Other Story Of Pop Art - A Culture Show Special In this Culture Show special, Alastair Sooke tracks down the women who were at the heart of the Pop Art scene - but who have been consigned to the margins of history for decades. 9.30 Generation War: Our Mothers, Our Fathers The story of five German friends from 1941 to 1945. 11.05 Generation War: Fact And Fiction Martha Kearney is joined by a panel including the programme makers, leading historians and cultural commentators to examine the historical facts behind the German drama series Generation War. 11.45 FILM: Telstar: The Joe Meek Story (2008) Starring Con O’Neill, Kevin Spacey, JJ Feild, Pam Ferris, James Corden. Biopic.

6.00am Dino Dan 6.10 Dino Dan 6.25 Matt Hatter Chronicles 6.50 Canimals 7.00 Canimals 7.05 Sooty 7.20 Digimon Fusion 7.45 Horrid Henry 8.00 Adventure Time 8.25 ITV News 8.30 Weekend 9.25 The Hungry Sailors 10.20 Murder, She Wrote 11.20 ITV News & Weather 11.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 12.25pm FILM: Beethoven’s 2nd (1993) 2.05 Peter Andre’s 60 Minute Makeover 3.05 All Star Family Fortunes 4.05 Off Their Rockers 4.35 Tipping Point: Lucky Stars 5.35 ITV News Meridian 5.45 ITV News 6.00 Let Me Entertain You The series which invites ordinary members of the public to be the star of the show by submitting their most entertaining home videos. 6.30 New You’ve Been Framed! Harry Hill provides the wry commentary for more home video howlers sent in by viewers. 7.00 Britain’s Got Talent Ant and Dec continue the eighth series of Britain’s biggest talent competition with the fifth round of auditions. 8.00 Amazing Greys Paddy McGuinness and Angela Rippon present the fifth instalment of the game show in which confident young challengers take on some of the UK’s most celebrated senior citizens. 9.00 Prey Second instalment of a three-part high-octane crime thriller about a man on the run, desperate to clear his name. The extensive hunt for Marcus Farrow gains momentum when DI Susan Reinhardt receives a tip-off about his whereabouts. 10.00 The Americans See highlights. 10.50 ITV News; Weather 11.05 FILM: The Eiger Sanction (1975) Starring Clint Eastwood, George Kennedy. Thrilling action adventure about a retired hit man lured back into the killing game when an old friend is murdered. 1.25am Jackpot247 3.00 Dinner Date Australia 3.45 ITV Nightscreen

6.05am The Hoobs 6.30 Trans World Sport 7.30 Mobil 1 The Grid 8.00 The Morning Line 9.00 Weekend Kitchen With Waitrose 10.00 Frasier 10.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 11.05 The Big Bang Theory 11.35 The Big Bang Theory 12.00pm The Simpsons 12.35 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 1.30 Channel 4 Racing 4.05 Come Dine With Me 4.40 Come Dine With Me 5.10 Come Dine With Me 5.40 Come Dine With Me 6.15 Come Dine With Me Cookery-based reality show. 6.40 Channel 4 News 7.05 FILM: The Day The Earth Stood Still (2008) Starring Keanu Reeves, Jennifer Connelly, Kathy Bates, Jaden Smith and John Cleese. Sci-fi remake. After an alien visitor lands in Central Park, a professor makes the drastic decision to help him escape from US military custody. 9.00 FILM: Man On A Ledge (2012) Starring Elizabeth Banks, Jamie Bell, Sam Worthington. Crime thriller set high up in New York City. An escaped convict, Nick Cassidy, emerges from a window on the 21st-storey of a Manhattan hotel, protesting his innocence at having been found guilty of stealing a rare diamond from a tycoon. While the crowds gather, troubled police negotiator Lydia Mercer is tasked with getting Cassidy off the ledge. 11.00 FILM: Beverly Hills Cop (1984) Starring Eddie Murphy, Judge Reinhold, Lisa Eilbacher, Steven Berkoff. Fast, frantic comedy thriller in which a Detroit cop who lives by his own rules disobeys orders and travels to Beverly Hills to track down his friend’s killer. 1.00am The Big Dirty List Show: 50 Years Of Sex And Music 2.30 Hollyoaks Omnibus 4.30 Superscrimpers’ Challenge 5.25 The Hoobs 5.50 The Hoobs

6.00 – 8.25am Children’s television 8.25 Angelina Ballerina 8.45 Rupert Bear 9.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 Jelly Jamm 9.30 LazyTown 10.00 Power Rangers: Super Samurai 10.35 Power Rangers: Megaforce 10.45 The Woman With 40 Cats... And Other Pet Hoarders 11.00 Meerkat Manor 11.25 The Dog Rescuers 11.55 Police Interceptors 12.55pm Bloody Tales Of The Tower 1.55 FILM: Submarine X-1 (1968) 3.40 FILM: Torpedo Run (1958) 5.35 5 News Weekend 5.40 FILM: Attack On The Iron Coast (1968) 7.25 FILM: The Battle Of Britain (1969) Starring Laurence Olivier, Robert Shaw, Christopher Plummer, Susannah York, Ian McShane, Michael Caine. Colourful, big-budget chronicle of Britain’s air defence against the threat of a German invasion early in the Second World War. Spectacular aerial photography vividly recreates relentless Luftwaffe bombing and the valiant RAF response, and a star-studded ensemble cast provides a sense of the complexity and unanimity of the war effort in all sectors of society. 10.00 Live International Boxing: Kid Galahad Vs Fred ‘The General’ Mundraby Live from Ponds Forge in Sheffield, local boy Kid Galahad takes on the Australian Fred ‘The General’ Mundraby for the vacant Commonwealth Super Bantamweight title. Also on the bill is a fight featuring up-and-coming heavyweight Hughie Lewis Fury, younger cousin of Tyson Fury. The action is presented by Mark Pougatch, with commentary from Dave Farrar. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 Make It Big 4.50 The Funky Valley Show 5.00 Angels Of Jarm 5.10 Roary The Racing Car 5.20 Angels Of Jarm 5.30 The Funky Valley Show 5.40 Roary The Racing Car

6.00am Football Gold 6.15 Football Gold 6.30 Championship 7.30 Barclays Premier League Preview 8.00 Fantasy Football Club 9.00 Game Changers 10.00 Soccer AM 12.00pm LIVE Football League 2.30 LIVE Championship Rugby Union 5.00 LIVE Football League 7.15 LIVE Football League 10.00 Rise As One 10.30 Football League Gold 10.45 Football Gold 11.00 Football League 11.30 Football League 12.00am Football League 12.30 Rise As One 1.00 Football League Gold 2.15 Football Gold 2.30 Football League 3.00 Football League 4.00 Football League Gold 4.30 Football League Gold 4.45 Football Gold 5.00 Football League Gold

6.00 BBC News 6.10 South East Today 6.20 Pointless Celebrities Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman present a special celebrity Eurovision edition of the quiz that rewards the answers that no-one else could think of. Featuring Johnny Logan and Dana, Cheryl Baker and Mike Nolan, Sonia Evans and Martin Lee, and Chris Cromby and Gemma Abbey from Jemini. 7.10 The National Lottery: In It To Win It Dale Winton presents the quiz show where five contestants compete in a general knowledge quiz show to win a life-changing amount of money. All five could share £100,000, or one lucky player could take home the lot. The show also features Gaby Roslin with the lottery draws live from the National Lottery. 8.00 Eurovision Song Contest 2014 See highlights. 11.25 BBC News 11.45 Agnetha: ABBA And After Documentary film celebrating the singing career of Agnetha Faltskog, which began in the mid-60s when she was just 15. Within just two years, she was a singing sensation at the top of the charts in Sweden, before meeting husband Bjorn Ulvaeus and becoming a part of pop group Abba in the 70s. 12.45am FILM: Once (2006) 2.05 Weatherview 2.10 BBC News

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Ringside 7.00 Super League 8.00 Super League Grand Final Archive 8.15 Super League: Grand Final Gold 8.30 Live IRB Sevens 1.00pm LIVE IRB Sevens 7.00 LIVE Spanish Football 9.00 LIVE Spanish Football 11.00 Spanish Football Gold 11.30 Spanish Football 12.15am Championship Rugby Union 1.15 Sporting Greats 2.45 Championship Rugby Union 3.45 Sporting Greats 4.45 Championship Rugby Union

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Sporting Greats 7.30 Tight Lines 8.30 LIVE Super Rugby 10.30 Super Rugby 12.30pm Sporting Greats: Usain Bolt 1.00 Giro D’Italia Cycling 2.00 Sporting Greats 2.30 LIVE Tennis: Madrid Masters 4.30 Sporting Greats 6.00 LIVE Tennis: Madrid Masters 8.00 Giro D’Italia Cycling 9.30 WWE From The Vault 10.00 WWE Late Night Superstars 11.00 WWE NXT 12.00am WWE: Late Night Smackdown 2.00 WWE: Late Night Bottom Line 3.00 WWE Late Night Superstars 4.00 WWE NXT 5.00 WWE From The Vault

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7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 FILM: Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003) 10.15 Russell Howard’s Good News Extra 11.00 Family Guy (x6) 1.15am American Dad! (x2) 2.00 Sweat The Small Stuff 2.30 Some Girls (x3)

7.00pm Britain’s Natural World 8.00 Byzantium: A Tale Of Three Cities 9.00 Alan Bennett At 80: Bennett Meets Hytner 10.00 Talking Heads (x2) 11.30 The Many Faces Of Les Dawson 12.30am Top Of The Pops: 1979 1.10 Sounds Of The 70s 2 1.40 Byzantium: A Tale Of Three Cities 2.40 Britain’s Natural World

12.05pm Britain’s Got Talent 1.25 Britain’s Got More Talent 2.35 You’ve Been Framed! (x3) 5.10 FILM: Star Wars: Episode II – Attack Of The Clones (2002) 8.00 Britain’s Got More Talent 9.00 You’ve Been Framed! 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.50 Viral Tap 11.35 Britain’s Got Talent 12.40am Britain’s Got More Talent 1.40 Dads (x2)

6.20 amGoodbye Mr Chips 8.10 The Royal (x2) 10.15 The Darling Buds Of May (x2) 12.35pm A Touch Of Frost 2.40 Agatha Christie’s Marple 4.45 Foyle’s War 6.55 Rosemary And Thyme 8.00 Doc Martin 9.00 Touched By Frost: Goodbye Jack 10.00 A Touch Of Frost 12.20am Inspector Morse 2.15 Nightscreen

2.00pm How I Met Your Mother (x2) 3.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 4.00 Made In Chelsea 5.00 Youngers 5.35 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.30 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 The Tomorrow People 9.00 FILM: The Dilemma (2011) 11.15 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.15am The Inbetweeners

12.45pm FILM: Flight Of The Phoenix (1966) 3.35 Location, Location, Location (x3) 6.50 Monty Don’s Real Craft 7.55 The Dambusters’ Great Escape: Secret History 9.00 Mayday: The Passenger Who Landed A Plane 10.00 Falklands’ Most Daring Raid 11.05 The Dambusters’ Great Escape 12.05am Mayday

11.00am An Elephant Called Slowly (1970) 1.00pm Lemony Snicket’s A Series Of Unfortunate Events (2004) 3.05 James And The Giant Peach (1996) 4.35 Earthquake (1974) 6.55 St Trinian’s 2: The Legend Of Fritton’s Gold (2009) 9.00 Premonition (2007) 10.55 Wanted (2008) 1.00am ReAnimator (1985) 3.00 Close

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Sunday 11 FILM: The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen Channel Five, 8pm Much maligned by fans of the original graphic novel series, this collection of literary characters fighting to save the world is a lot better that its press would have you think. Fun, ridiculous, starstudded, this steampunk Victorian action adventure is a darn fine rollick.

Perspectives – Under My Skin: Emeli Sande In Search Of Frida Kahlo ITV1, 10pm When Emeli Sande gave up her training as a medical student to embark on a career in music she found inspiration in a tattoo she had on her forearm of Frida Kahlo. (All the ways to impresss parents). Here she embarks upon a deeper exploration of the artist.

In The Flesh BBC3, 10pm Kieren’s having a bit of a bad undead time of it when his dreams of escape are shattered as Maxine imposes an Undead travel ban on Roarton, and introduces new measures for PDS sufferers to pay back their debt to society. Good thing a party’s in the offing, and a surprising declaration from Simon

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6.05am FILM: His Kind Of Woman (1951) 8.00 Countryfile 9.00 Gardeners’ World 9.30 Beechgrove Garden 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11.30 Spring Kitchen With Tom Kerridge 12.15pm MOTD2 Extra 1.00 FILM: An Ideal Husband (1999) 2.30 Badminton Horse Trials 4.30 The Olympic Journey: Inspire 5.00 Flog It!

6.15am British GT 6.40 How I Met Your Mother 7.05 How I Met Your Mother 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.35pm Secret Eaters 1.40 The Big Bang Theory 2.10 The Big Bang Theory 2.40 The Simpsons 3.10 FILM: Ever After: A Cinderella Story (1998) 5.30 Deal Or No Deal

6.30 BBC News 6.50 South East Today 7.00 Countryfile Matt Baker and Ellie Harrison are in the Lee Valley, the green lung of London. 8.00 Antiques Roadshow Fiona Bruce and the team hear fascinating stories and make bombshell valuations as they examine people’s treasures. 9.00 The Crimson Field Drama series presenting one of the untold stories of World War I. Joan is hauled up on a charge of aiding the enemy and faces a possible lifetime in prison. She is desperate to protect Anton so tries to deflect the questions, even as Purbright arrives to drive them home harder. 10.00 BBC News 10.15 South East Today 10.25 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker presents highlights from all 10 games on the final day of the Premier League season, as the nation learns which teams will be celebrating. 11.55 The Millionaire Preacher – Reggie Yates’s Extreme South Africa Twenty years since the first free elections and in the shadow of Nelson Mandela’s death, Reggie Yates gets up close and personal with three different communities in South Africa. 12.55am Weatherview 1.00 News

6.00 Escape To The Continent 7.00 Australia With Simon Reeve Simon Reeve sets off on a three-part Australian adventure. 8.00 The Best Of Top Gear Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond present a selection of classic clips from the archives. 9.00 The Comedy Vaults: BBC Two’s Hidden Treasure Golden oldies of giggles. 10.00 QI XL Stephen Fry hosts the hilarious, mind-expanding quiz in which the aim is to be interesting. 10.45 FILM: A Beautiful Mind (2001) Starring Russell Crowe, Ed Harris, Jennifer Connelly, Christopher Plummer, Paul Bettany, Adam Goldberg, Josh Lucas, Anthony Rapp, Jason Gray-Stanford, Judd Hirsch, Austin Pendleton and Vivien Cardone. Oscar-winning drama based on the true story of prominent mathematician John Forbes Nash Jr, who seemed to be guaranteed a promising future when he won international acclaim as a result of his pioneering work in the field. However, when he is recruited to provide assistance to the military with top-secret code-breaking duties, the high-pressure job takes its toll on him and he begins to develop a mental illness. 12.55am FILM: Expired (2007) 2.35 Sign Zone: Countryfile 3.30 Sign Zone: Holby City

6.00am Dino Dan 6.10 Dino Dan 6.25 Matt Hatter Chronicles 6.50 Canimals 7.00 Canimals 7.05 Sooty 7.20 Digimon Fusion 7.45 Horrid Henry 8.00 Big Time Rush 8.25 ITV News 8.30 Weekend 9.25 May The Best House Win 10.25 Columbo: Butterfly In Shades Of Grey 12.20pm ITV News & Weather 12.30 Big Star’s Little Star 1.35 All Star Family Fortunes 2.20 Britain’s Got Talent 3.20 Let Me Entertain You 3.50 You’ve Been Framed! 4.20 Midsomer Murders 6.20 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 6.45 Catchphrase Stephen Mulhern hosts the classic game show which asks viewers and contestants to say what they see. 7.30 Off Their Rockers Comedy series featuring fearless senior citizens playing pranks on the public with the aid of hidden cameras. In today’s show, Seb learns to twerk and gets tied to a lamppost, Rosie strips to reveal rather unusual undergarments and Sonia’s sat-nav has a mind of its own. 8.00 Vera Detective drama series. When a suspected poacher is found dead from a single gunshot wound, DCI Vera Stanhope must unearth the real truth behind his return to the Northumberland moors after a 15 year absence. Could his death be the result of a poacher’s war gone wrong or linked to a dispute over land? 10.00 Perspectives - Under My Skin: Emeli Sande In Search Of Frida Kahlo See highlights. 11.00 ITV News; Weather 11.15 Rugby Highlights: Aviva Premiership Mark Durden-Smith presents all the highlights from Round 22 of the Aviva Premiership. 12.10am The Store 2.40 Motorsport UK 3.30 ITV Nightscreen 4.10 The Jeremy Kyle Show 5.05 Rory Bremner’s Great British Views

6.00 – 8.00am Children’s television 8.00 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.15 Milkshake! Monkey 8.20 Angelina Ballerina 8.35 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 8.40 Rupert Bear 8.55 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 Jelly Jamm 9.30 LazyTown 10.00 Access 10.05 The Dog Rescuers 10.40 Beware! Cowboy Builders 11.40 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 12.40pm FILM: Mrs Caldicot’s Cabbage War (2000) 2.50 FILM: The Canterville Ghost (1996) 4.40 FILM: Disney’s Pocahontas (1995) 6.10 5 News Weekend 6.15 FILM: Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995) Starring Jim Carrey, Ian McNeice, Simon Callow, Maynard Eziashi. Comedy sequel about the zany private detective who specialises in locating missing pets. 8.00 FILM: The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003) See higlhights. 10.00 FILM: The Bucket List (2007) Starring Jack Nicholson, Morgan Freeman, Sean Hayes, Beverly Todd and Rob Morrow. Touching drama. Two men from vastly different backgrounds forge a friendship when they are both diagnosed with terminal cancer. Determined to make the most of the rest of their diminishing lives, they each make a list of activities that they want to complete before they pass away. 11.50 The Woman With 40 Cats... And Other Pet Hoarders Documentary about people whose love of animals has become an obsession. 12.50am True Crimes: The First 72 Hours 1.15 SuperCasino 3.10 7/7 Commuter Carnage: Minute By Minute 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 Make It Big 4.50 The Funky Valley Show 5.00 Angels Of Jarm 5.10 Roary The Racing Car 5.20 Angels Of Jarm 5.30 The Funky Valley Show 5.40 Roary The Racing Car 5.50 Roary The Racing Car

6.00am Football League Gold 6.30 Rise As One 7.00 Rise As One 7.30 Football League 8.00 Football League 8.30 Football League 9.00 Sunday Supplement 10.30 Goals On Sunday 11.55 LIVE Football League 2.00pm LIVE Ford Super Sunday 6.00 LIVE Spanish Football 8.00 LIVE Spanish Football 10.00 Saturday Night Football - Match Choice 11.30 Saturday Night Football - Match Choice 1.00am Saturday Night Football - Match Choice 2.30 Saturday Night Football - Match Choice 4.00 Football League 4.30 Championship 5.00 Scottish Premier League

6.30 Channel 4 News 7.00 Posh Pawn Documentary series looking at high class pawnbrokers in Britain. Ex-model Cathy is looking for a loan so she can launch a range of unusual women’s lingerie. Prestige MD James gets some unwanted attention when he goes for a spin in a client’s Ferrari, a young mum wants to pawn her grandfather’s First World War medals to raise money for her mother’s funeral. 8.00 For The Love Of Cars Car fanatic Philip Glenister and internationally renowned car designer Ant Anstead bring wrecked classic cars back to life. The pair aim to restore a rare Mini Cooper Mk1. 9.00 Fargo US crime drama series. When Gus tries to right a wrong, Malvo embraces his alter ego. 10.05 FILM: Season Of The Witch (2010) Starring Nicolas Cage, Ron Perlman, Claire Foy, Stephane Moore, Stephen Graham and Ulrich Thomsen. Fantasy adventure about two knights who must escort an accused witch across plague-ravaged Europe. 11.55 FILM: Underworld: Evolution (2006) Starring Kate Beckinsale, Scott Speedman, Derek Jacobi, Bill Nighy. Action-packed vampire sequel. 1.45am Southland 2.30 The Hotel 3.30 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 4.25 SuperScrimpers 4.50 Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Best Bites 4.55 Deal Or No Deal

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Sporting Greats 7.00 WWE From The Vault 7.30 This Week In WWE 8.00 WWE Vintage 9.00 WWE Afterburn 10.00 WWE From The Vault 10.30 Giro D’Italia Cycling 12.00pm LIVE Scottish Premier League 2.55 LIVE Ford Super Sunday 5.00 LIVE Championship 7.30 Football Gold 8.00 Saturday Night Football - Game Of The Day 10.00 Giro D’Italia Cycling 11.30 Football League 12.00am Scottish Premier League 1.00 IRB Sevens 2.00 Championship Rugby Union 3.00 Super Rugby Extra Time 3.30 Sporting Greats

Sky Sports 3 6.00am WWE From The Vault 7.00 Super Rugby 9.00 LIVE IRB Sevens Rugby 12.30pm Live Championship Rugby Union 2.55 Live Ford Super Sunday 5.00 LIVE IRB Sevens Rugby 6.00 LIVE Madrid Masters Tennis 8.30 IRB Sevens 9.30 Super Rugby Extra Time 10.00 Scottish Premier League 11.00 Sporting Greats 11.30 Madrid Masters Tennis 12.30am WWE: Late Night Afterburn 1.30 This Week In WWE 2.00 WWE Vintage 3.00 Madrid Masters Tennis 4.00 WWE: Late Night Afterburn 5.00 WWE Vintage

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7.00pm Formula 1: The Spanish Grand Prix Highlights 7.40 FILM: Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest (2006) 10.00 In The Flesh. See higlhights. 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Jonah From Tonga 12.40 In The Flesh 1.40 The Call Centre 2.40 Great Movie Mistakes V

7.00pm FILM: The Wooden Horse (1950) 8.45 Wild Scotland 9.00 An Englishman Abroad 10.00 The Sky At Night 10.30 Dinner At Noon 11.10 Krakatoa Revealed 12.00am The Wonder Of Bees With Martha Kearney 12.30 When Rock Goes Acoustic 1.30 Acoustic At The BBC 2.30 The Rolling Stones

12.20pm You’ve Been Framed! 12.55 FILM: The Iron Giant (1999) 2.40 FILM: Zookeeper (2011) 4.40 Britain’s Got Talent 5.45 Britain’s Got More Talent 6.45 You’ve Been Framed! 7.15 FILM: Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005) 10.00 Viral Tap 10.50 FILM: License To Wed (2007) 12.40am Viral Tap

8.50am Heartbeat (x2) 10.55 Housewife, 49 12.50pm Bertie And Elizabeth 2.55 Rosemary And Thyme 3.55 FILM: Black Beauty (1994) 5.45 Inspector Morse 8.00 The Zoo 9.00 Birds Of A Feather 9.30 Vicious 10.05 FILM: Seabiscuit (2003) 12.55am William And Mary 1.55 Agatha Christie’s Marple

2.05pm Revenge 3.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 4.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 5.00 The Tomorrow People 6.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 6.30 The Big Bang Theory 7.00 Troy 8.00 FILM: Crocodile Dundee II (1988) 10.15 The Inbetweeners (x2) 11.25 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.20am Rude Tube 1.20 Troy

12.10pm Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 12.40 The Taste USA 1.40 Shipping Wars (x2) 2.40 Four In A Bed (x5) 5.20 Come Dine With Me (x5) 8.00 River Cottage: Three Go Mad 9.00 How Britain Worked 10.00 The Hoarder Next Door 11.05 Embarrassing Bodies Down Under 12.10am River Cottage: Three Go Mad

11.00am The Black Tent (1956) 1.00pm Crocodile Dundee (1986) 2.50 Horton Hears A Who (2008) 4.35 Home Alone 2: Lost In New York (1992) 6.55 27 Dresses (2008) 9.00 Bridesmaids (2011) 11.25 Mona Lisa (1986) 1.30am We Went To War (2012) 3.15 Close

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Monday 12 From Jail To Jihad? – Panorama BBC1, 8.30pm Reporter Raphael Rowe looks at the role the prison system might be having in radicalising some Muslims within it. Containing the UK’s greatest concentration of Islamic terrorists and extremists, Rowe wonders how many converts are made inside, and talks to those who might know.

Man Vs Weird Channel 4, 10pm Clearly C4 has taken a leaf out of Dave’s programming book, as Simon Farnaby travels the globe looking for people with extraordinary claims. From a nine-year-old ‘magnetic’ child, to Etibar – who can stick 44 spoons to his body and withstand electric shocks. How do people discover these talents?

Mom ITV2, 9pm Anna Faris stars as the middle generation in this three-tiered sitcom about female parenting, from the pen of Chuck Lorre (he behind The Big Bang Theory and Two And A Half Men). Flawed ladies aplenty here, but Violet is doing her best not to continue the trend and is on the hunt for the perfect couple to adopt her baby.

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6.20am Homes Under The Hammer 7.20 Animal Park 7.50 First Time On The Front Line 8.20 Countryside 999 9.05 Permission Impossible: Britain’s Planners 10.05 Real Lives Reunited 10.35 Click 11.00 News 11.30 News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 The A To Z Of TV Cooking 1.15 Life In Cold Blood 2.15 Pallisers 3.05 Coast 3.45 Great British Garden Revival 4.45 Raymond Blanc’s Kitchen Secrets 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 5.55 Party Election Broadcast For The European Parliament By The English Democrats Party 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip Richard Wilson and Annette Crosbie team up with antiques experts Catherine Southon and James Lewis. 7.30 Great British Menu 24 of the nation’s top chefs are competing for the chance to cook at a glorious banquet. 8.00 Nature’s Weirdest Events Documentary series. Chris Packham visits the town that was brought to a standstill by a swarm of flying insects, as well as meeting the polar bears whose bizarre friendships shocked a community. 9.00 Copacabana Palace Documentary. Look like a nice holiday place... 10.00 Mock The Week Looks Back At... Food & Drink The Mock the Week team unearth more classic themed material from the archives. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Party Election Broadcast By The Liberal Democrats 11.25 Blurred Lines: The New Battle Of The Sexes Kirsty Wark explores whether there’s a new culture abroad in which it’s ok to write about, talk about, and feature women in a sexually offensive, even abusive way. 12.25am Sign Zone: Louis Theroux’s LA Stories 4.00 A Question Of Faith 5.00 In My Shoes: China

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Jo Frost Family Matters 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Ejector Seat 5.00 The Paul O’Grady Show

6.45am According To Jim 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Come Dine With Me 1.40 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 2.40 Countdown 3.30 Deal Or No Deal 4.30 Draw It! 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Will the Lomaxes grow wise to Sienna’s wicked ways? 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Britain’s Most Extreme Weather Alex Beresford investigates if Britain is facing the worst rain and floods in recorded history. Alex examines the extraordinary flooding in Manchester in 1872, when coffins were exhumed by rain, and in Worcester in 1770, when flood levels reached over 15 metres. 9.00 The Island With Bear Grylls Survival series in which adventurer Bear Grylls abandons 13 British men on a remote, uninhabited Pacific island for a month. It is 48 hours since the group’s last meal and the harsh reality of island life is dawning. The race is on to bring food back to camp before they become too weak to hunt and the men find themselves taking greater risks in the pursuit of vital calories. 10.00 Man Vs Weird See highlights. 11.00 Gogglebox Television review comedy series in which TV fanatics open up their living rooms to reveal their reactions to popular and topical shows. 12.05am Random Acts 12.10 Fargo 1.05 Scandal 1.55 Southcliffe 2.50 Mr Drew’s School For Boys 3.45 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 4.40 Deal Or No Deal 5.35 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 5.55 Countdown

6.00 – 6.50am Children’s television 6.50 Family! 7.00 Little Princess 7.10 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.40 Police Interceptors 12.40pm Benidorm ER 1.40 5 News Lunchtime 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Trial By Fire (2008) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Freaky Eaters A 34-year-old diabetic needs help to save him from his cheeseburger addiction. 6.30 5 News Tonight 6.55 PEB: Plaid Cymru 7.00 Classic Car Rescue Documentary series in which nononsense Cockney mechanic Bernie Fineman and Canadian car dealer Mario Pacione transform classic cars. This time, they take on a true sixties icon - the VW camper van. 8.00 DIY Dummies Al Murray celebrates Britain’s biggest DIY disasters. We meet Graham who has been doing up his bathroom for five years and still it lacks a bath, and Nigel who survived shooting himself in the heart with a nail gun. 9.00 The Greatest Ever War Movies Countdown show celebrating the best war films in the history of cinema, as voted for by the British public. Actors, directors, producers and writers explore the continuing social and cultural importance of the genre, along with experts such as TV historian Dan Snow and diplomat and politican Paddy Ashdown. Hugh Bonneville introduces the clips. 12.00am Saving Private Ryan: The True Story 12.55 Access 1.05 SuperCasino 3.10 Police Interceptors 4.00 House Doctor 4.20 House Doctor 4.45 The Great Artists 5.10 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 5.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Saturday Night Football - Match Choice 12.00pm Football League 12.30 Championship 1.00 Saturday Night Football - Match Choice 2.30 Fantasy Football Club 3.00 Game Changers 4.00 Football League Gold 4.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 5.30 Rise As One 6.00 Premier League: End Of Season Special 7.30 LIVE Championship 10.00 Premier League: End Of Season Special 11.30 Rise As One 12.00am Fantasy Football Club 12.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 1.30 SPFL RoundUp 2.00 Championship 3.00 Fantasy Football Club 3.30 SPFL Round-Up 4.00 Rise As One 4.30 Premier League: End Of Season Special

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 The Storms That Shook The South West Sam Smith meets the people whose lives and livelihoods were affected by the worst storms in living memory and asks whether it is time to rebuild or to retreat. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders Lola is forced to defend her actions when her loyalty is questioned. 8.30 From Jail To Jihad? – Panorama See highlights. 9.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build Nick Knowles and the team issue a call to arms and recruit friends, family and local trades to help transform the homes of families across Britain. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Party Election Broadcast By The Liberal Democrats 10.40 Have I Got A Bit More News For You The extended version of the popular news quiz, with captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop, guest host David Mitchell and guest panellists including Andy Hamilton. 11.25 The Graham Norton Show Graham Norton is joined by comic actor Stephen Mangan, starring in Postman Pat: The Movie. Plus fashion designer Jean Paul Gaultier and singer-songwriter Barry Manilow. 12.10am Weatherview 12.15 News

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Pete is thrown to realise Debbie knows about his past. 7.30 Coronation Street Rob thinks he has caught Peter in the act. 8.00 Gino’s Italian Escape Chef Gino D’Acampo makes a culinary journey around his native Italy. In this episode, he explores the intriguing region of Puglia, where centuries-old tradition meets the modern world. 8.30 Coronation Street Carla rages when Peter goes AWOL. 9.00 Prey Final instalment of the three-part high-octane crime thriller about a policeman on the run. The hunt for Marcus Farrow comes to a dramatic climax when DI Susan Reinhardt closes in on her prey. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.30 Party Election Broadcast By The Liberal Democrats 10.35 Benidorm Brandy plays a practical joke on Martin which results in him running through the water naked. 11.35 Joanna Lumley’s Greek Odyssey Joanna Lumley’s extraordinary journey continues with the second episode, in which she explores Greece’s borderlands. 12.35am Jackpot247 3.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 4.10 The Jeremy Kyle Show 5.05 Rory Bremner’s Great British Views

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Super Rugby Extra Time 6.30 Championship Rugby Union 8.30 Super Rugby Extra Time 9.00 Madrid Masters Tennis 10.00 Sporting Greats 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Snow Unleashed 12.00pm Giro D’Italia Cycling 1.30 Championship Rugby Union 3.30 Scottish Premier League 4.30 WWE From The Vault 5.00 WWE: Raw 7.00 Super League Full Time 8.00 Giro D’Italia Cycling 9.00 IRB Sevens 10.00 Super League Full Time 11.00 Giro D’Italia Cycling 12.00am IRB Sevens 1.00 Sky Poker: UK Poker Championships 2.00 Super League Full Time 3.00 Giro D’Italia Cycling 4.00 Super League Full Time 5.00 IRB Sevens

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Football Gold 7.00 WWE: The Bottom Line 8.00 Super League 9.00 Super League 10.00 LIVE Tennis: Rome Masters 9.30pm Sporting Greats 10.00 The Oscar Pistorius Trial 10.30 Sky Poker: UK Poker Championships 11.30 WWE Slam City 11.45 WWE Slam City 12.00am WWE: Late Night Afterburn 1.00 WWE: Late Night Raw 4.15 WWE From The Vault

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1.00pm NCIS: LA (x2) 3.00 Last Man Standing 3.30 Football’s Funniest Moments 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Modern Family (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x4) 8.30 Modern Family 9.00 About A Boy 9.30 Twin Towns 10.30 A League Of Their Own 11.00 NCIS: LA (x2) 1.00am Hawaii Five-0

7.00pm Invasion Of The Job Snatchers 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Barely Legal Drivers 10.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x3) 12.10am Barely Legal Drivers 1.05 In The Flesh 2.05 Russell Howard’s Good News 2.35 Great Movie Mistakes V: Revenge Of The Fifth

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys 8.00 Groundbreakers: The Man Who Shrank The World 8.30 Only Connect 9.00 Hinterland 10.35 The First Georgians: The German Kings Who Made Britain 11.35 The Toilet: An Unspoken History 12.35am Only Connect

2.00pm The Millionaire Matchmaker 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 5.10 The Real Housewives Of Miami 6.00 Dinner Date 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Mom. See highlights. 9.30 FILM: The 40-Year-Old Virgin (2005) 11.55 Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.50am Dads (x2)

2.05pm Wild At Heart 3.10 Rosemary And Thyme 4.15 Only When I Laugh 4.50 Barbara 5.20 The Upper Hand 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9.00 David Suchet On The Orient Express 10.05 Trial And Retribution 11.05 Law & Order: UK 12.10am Pie In The Sky 1.15 Judge Judy

4.00pm New Girl 4.30 Happy Endings 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 8.30 2 Broke Girls 9.00 Revenge 10.00 Made In Chelsea 11.00 Party House 12.05am How I Met Your Mother (x2) 1.00 Revenge

1.25pm Time Team 2.30 Double Your House For Half The Money 3.35 Location, Location, Location 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Monty Don’s Real Craft 10.00 Benefits Britain 1949 11.05 Embarrassing Bodies 12.10am Come Dine With Me 1.15 Real Craft

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