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Charity fundraisers, local heroes, the Buffalo Bourbon Empire in town & a new dessert club Albion In The Community and American Express® celebrate local heroes Albion In The Community chairman Dick Knight and Albion boss Gus Poyet were among a host of Sussex sports stars and local dignitaries gathered recently (24 January 2013) to celebrate the second year of a major community programme run by Albion in the Community (AITC) and American Express.  The Albion in the Community and American Express Awards evening, supported by Solutions Inc, was held at the American Express Community Stadium and recognised the outstanding contributions of over 700 volunteers and the special achievements of seven Award winners. The prestigious Awards were also attended by Caroline Lucas MP and Albion’s Craig Mackail-Smith.  See also Latest Seagulls, p8. Pictures: Paul Hazlewood Simon Chrisp, Ivan Mainprize (both American Express), Inigo Calderon (BHAFC) and Dick Knight (AITC chairman)

Hurst School fundraiser Inspired by the daunting prospect that cancer affects one in three at some stage in life and that we all therefore encounter it, whether as sufferers or as friends or family of sufferers, Hurst fifth former James Henriet has organised a sponsored head shave to raise funds for Cancer Research UK. Some 13 pupils (and maybe one or two staff!) will shave off their locks in front of the College pupils just before the February half term. The boys are now busy seeking sponsors and are hoping to raise a four figure sum. To support them please visit www.justgiving.com/hurstappeal2013

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Dessert club On Saturday, Brighton cake and icecream shop Cloud 9 partnered with wine brand Barefoot to host an indulgent evening of wine and desserts. The event marked the launch of Cloud 9’s new Dessert Club, a monthly event celebrating everything sweet, where wine enthusiasts and cupcake fans enjoyed sugary treats and complimentary glasses of wine. For this special occasion Cloud 9 unveiled a limited-edition wine sorbet, made with Barefoot Merlot – combining flavours of cherry, boysenberry, plum and chocolate.

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Following its launch in Central London in October 2012, The Buffalo Bourbon Empire has relocated to Hove for two weeks from 25 January. Brought to you by award-winning Buffalo Trace Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey, this pop-up bar, inspired by the Prohibition era, is secretly located on the top floor of The Wick Inn, Hove. A true taste of a 1920s speakeasy, from its concealed entrance through to the authentic American cocktails served by skilful Prohibition bartenders. Until Saturday 9 February 2013 at The Wick Inn, 63 Western Road, Hove, BN3 1JD Pictures: Julia Claxon

Rockinghorse Cheese & Wine evening A local children’s charity held a cheese and wine tasting evening on Thursday 24 January, raising money for sick children in Sussex. Brighton-based Rockinghorse – the official fundraising arm of the Royal Alexandra Children’s Hospital (the Alex) – partnered with Hotel du Vin and La Cave à Fromage, to create the fundraising event which was attended by over 50 key business personalities from the local community. For more information about Rockinghorse Children’s Charity, please visit the website www.rockinghorse.org.uk Pictures: Patrick Kneath, Bespoke Photography


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Protecting the public A Brighton TV company has shone a light on the little understood but much criticised work of probation officers. Frank le Duc reports

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here are some criminals in Brighton and Hove who are particularly troubling to the Public Protection Team. Some they would even describe as scary. The team includes probation officers who are often criticised even though few people know what they really do. A Brighton documentary maker set out to find out. The result is being screened on BBC1 on Tuesday 5 February. Emma Wakefield soon learnt that the Public Protection Team in Brighton has to manage 30 paedophiles. The

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orty years after it was transferred away to the NHS, the government is returning responsibility for public health back to local councils. As councils already have responsibility for so many areas that directly or indirectly affect people’s health, it makes huge sense to tie them together by regaining direct responsibility for public health. For example, warm and dry homes can prevent heart and breathing problems in older and

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younger people. And supporting alternatives to private vehicles for residents to get around means less pollution in the air we breathe, and more people keeping healthy and active by walking and cycling. Better town planning means we can ensure more publicly accessible open space and facilities for people to keep fit. More than ever before, we plan to involve public health in all these areas and others to make sure that council decisions clearly improve our residents’ health. With the new powers and funding this public health responsibility brings, we can continue with the excellent work previously done by

the NHS in areas such as mental health, physical activity and healthy weight among others. One of the council’s priorities is to tackle inequality in the city, and public health is a key way to do that. ‘Health inequality’ is a phrase often used to describe how poor health is often linked to deprivation and other economic issues. Often it’s those that live in the most disadvantaged communities who experience the worst environments and the most health problems. Our council has always worked closely with NHS partners, particularly in areas where there is an overlap. Now, with our partners, we will directly be able to play a much bigger role in improving our city’s health. We will rise to the challenge.

“I shadowed some probation officers to see what they do to make sure we represented them properly. What we wanted to do was show the real life and work of probation officers. What people don’t understand is the rigour around their work. People have a perception that they just talk gently to offenders. It is very far from woolly. They are the most extraordinary people and rigorous to the nth degree. “They protect the public from people that you would never want to meet really. And they do that

with a calmness and a real care, from offender management to public protection. I have the utmost respect for them and what they do. Although it’s a one-off documentary, I think the subject merits a lot more.”

Inside views One probation service insider said: “The trust, and the staff involved, took quite a brave decision to let the cameras in – the probation officers in particular, opening up their Pic: Tom Scrace

Brighton & Hove City Council leader Jason Kitcat on public health

team also routinely handles murderers, rapists and armed robbers. Their job includes managing offenders who have been released on licence from prison having committed serious and disturbing crimes. Few people would be surprised to learn that they need empathy. But they also need to be remarkably robust. Emma, the executive producer of the documentary, Out Of Jail And On The Streets, said: “This is a groundbreaking film with unprecedented access to busy probation teams and the offenders they manage. We all know about criminals in prison. We know nothing about what happens when they come out. We have no idea about the way they are controlled, supervised and monitored. We know nothing about what it might take to change them. And we never see what it takes to keep us safe. Until now. “This film uncovers all of that through the detailed work of officers at the Surrey and Sussex Probation Trust. Beyond the bars and locked gates of prison it’s hard to keep tabs on offenders. And back in the community, it’s often difficult for them to keep on track too. The probation officers in this film walk the tightrope of control, care and supervision of some of the most high-risk offenders.


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“The probation officers in this film walk the tightrope of control, care and supervision of some of the most high-risk offenders” professionalism to public scrutiny. They did it because they believe passionately in the value of the job they do and wanted the public to see the real work of probation behind the tabloid headlines. It’s not very visual. We don’t lock people up or bash down doors. It’s complex and multi-layered.” There was a belief though that showing it as it is would enable more people to gain a greater understanding of a much-criticised aspect of the criminal justice system. The documentary was filmed last year but it is being screened less than a month after the government proposed sweeping changes. The professions most senior officers have spelt out doubts about those changes. They include allowing private companies to take on probation work. Similar changes have been seen in schools, medicine, policing and prisons. Plenty of people among the public as well as in the professions themselves have serious

concerns about the impact of the profit motive on the way these services are provided. In the documentary, Liz Carter, a probation officer and member of the Brighton Public Protection Team, said: “My world consists of murderers, rapists and armed robbers.” Another, Rick Bridger, said: “We work with very extremes of human behaviour – the most dangerous people in society.” Vicki Brown, a probation officer and member of the Chichester Offender Management Team, said: “It’s a difficult balance. You’re an enforcer but you’re also helping them. If they’re before the courts again it’s not anyone’s failing but their own but yet there are all those issues there – you do want to help that person. The day I no longer believe in a person’s capacity to change is the day I hand in my notice.” Emma Wakefield said: “These are extraordinary professionals who have dedicated their lives to the most troubling individuals – people most of us would give up on.” What drives them to do it? And how do they manage the daily challenge of controlling people at the extreme edge of society – those who are used to breaking rules and challenging authority? And who don’t like being told what to do? This is what she and the crew from Brighton-based Lambent Productions set out to find out. The results can be seen on BB1 on Tuesday 5 February at 10.35pm. ■

Linda Kelly “Rewind this time last year and my collective experience of being in front of a film crew was limited to a brief appearance on TV at one of the early 24-hour fundraising telethons (pre Terry Wogan) and walking behind Rowan Atkinson in a filmed sketch around Carnaby Street. A long time ago and certainly pre-HD. Who said I was worried about HD? “Fast-forward several months and all that has changed. Following much team discussion, soul searching and trepidation on our part, ably managed by our own leading man, senior probation officer Mark Burden, we found ourselves sharing our workspace and practice with a team of filmmakers from Lambent Productions. “The enduringly effervescent Lambent producer Emma Wakefield persuaded us of her absolute commitment to showcase the work we do professionally and with integrity. I believed her but could not help harbour an unspoken fear that this might end up being an epitaph for the Probation Service, which given the recent government announcements is a fear that has come back to haunt me. “Director Ben Rumney and assistant producer Arthur, filmmakers extraordinaire, became integral to our working day over the long summer months that followed and I promise I remained 100 per cent professional and tolerant as I heard for what seemed like the millionth time that day, ‘would you just mind...’ “We became skilled at manoeuvring ourselves in and out of the microphone paraphernalia without too much loss of dignity and I will admit to only a few negative thoughts about what they could do with the camera as it was thrust in front of me yet again, particularly challenging in the middle of a recall. I think, all things considered, we maintained our sense of humour, film crew included, although we often had to dig deep to retrieve it. “The pressure to ensure that I did not let anyone down weighed heavy at times. Would I do it all again? Absolutely. Who would not want the opportunity to showcase the frustratingly often-unseen work that as skilled and dedicated practitioners we do every day to ensure that the public remains protected? “Did we achieve that aim? I will let you be the judge of that!”

Marina Life Brighton Marina’s Kirsty Pollard on a very special charity night at Rendezvous Casino ample Las Vegas and support the Rotary Club of Brighton & Hove as we make a difference for Dementia UK/Admiral Nurses at Rendezvous Casino this week, Friday 8 February 2013. You will enjoy an evening of fine food and entertainment in the exclusive Rivva Room. A great evening of entertainment is planned plus you can learn to play some of those casino games you have always wanted to attempt, all this while important funds are raised for the worthwhile cause of Dementia UK/Admiral Nurses.

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Tickets are £25 per person and include a special welcome drink, fabulous buffet, the holiday sound of the wonderful Nostalgia Steel Band, Taste of Vegas Package and play Roulette; Blackjack; Play Your Cards Right; Wheel of Fortune games all for fun with prizes to be won.

Admiral Nurses are specialist mental health nurses working specifically with those suffering from dementia. Working in the community and collaboratively with other professionals, Admiral Nurses seek to improve the quality of life for people with dementia and their carers. They use a range of interventions that help people live positively with the condition and develop skills to improve communication and maintain relationships. A Taste of Las Vegas Charity Night is a great excuse for a night out and a chance to dress to impress for this rather glamorous occasion. For more information and tickets please call The Rendezvous Casino on 01273 605602.

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t seems the Albion faithful have a new hero in Leonardo Ulloa and he’s not the only one to benefit from a boost since his arrival from Almeria – Ashley Barnes seemed to grow in confidence playing with him. The player with most to lose at this point may be Craig Mackail-Smith as the competition intensifies for the right to play alongside Big Leo. Stephen Dobbie has left the Seagulls for Palace, and Barnes looks set to benefit most from Ulloa’s arrival with perhaps Hoskins seen as the best back up option. As is often the case with a club on the up, the squad can be lifted by a new signing, especially one who looked so impressive on his debut against Arsenal. It was wonderful to see the ball finally being held by a front player for long “We may be enough, for not only the midfield to advance up the pitch, but for the defence witnessing to push up. If the integration of Big Leo something continues as smoothly as his introduction to English football went against Arsenal, special brewing then this should mean more breakaway goals towards the end of matches as the at The Amex” opposition tire from chasing Albion’s passing game. Factor in the wonderful moment when he scored his first goal and we may be witnessing something special brewing at The Amex in the coming months. Ulloa still needs to gain full match fitness, but give it a game or three and he could tear the Championship apart in the months ahead. There appears only one fly in the ointment: the defence itself, which now looks more vulnerable with Greer missing for up to three weeks with a hamstring injury. Add to Gus Poyet’s dream signing of Ulloa, Albion also signed centrehalf Matthew Upson on loan from Stoke City. If The Albion do reach the playoffs (and who would bet against them now?) then we may have to find a new nickname for Big Leo, not so much El Cyclone, more El Catalysto.

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Paralympic judo medalist, Ben Quilter and Albion boss Gus Poyet were among a host of Sussex sports stars and local dignitaries gathered on Thursday 24 January to celebrate the second year of a major community programme run by Albion in the Community (AITC) and American Express. The Albion In The Community and American Express Awards evening, supported by Solutions Inc, was held at the American Express Community Stadium and recognised the outstanding contributions of over 700 volunteers and the special achievements of seven award winners. The prestigious awards were also attended by Caroline

Lucas MP and Albion stars Inigo Calderon and Craig Mackail-Smith. The winners of the coveted Awards included: • Ben Doehren – Disability Achievement Award • Tanbridge House School School’s Masterclass Innovation Award • Joshua Coulson – Outstanding Sportsman Award • Heather Hobden – Community Health Ambassador Award • Brighton Paper Round and Sonia Nicholls – Want to Work Partnership Award • Sophie Thomas – American Express Charitable Person of the Year • Lucy Thomas – American Express Community Volunteer of the Year See also, Latest people p4.

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As ever, with a team managed by Steve Bruce, Hull City are a tough team to beat, but with star striker Leonardo Ulloa certain to start, Albion will go into the match confident of having the presence up front to get a result. Hull City are ahead of Albion in the league by eight points so this takes on the guise of the proverbial six pointer as Gus Poyet seeks to take points from teams above to challenge for that coveted top six finish. Hull manager, Steve Bruce, has signed the highly thought of Fulham goalkeeper, David Stockdale, on loan and was still trying to sign DJ Campbell from QPR at the time of writing. Either way it’s set up for a high scoring draw. But then you know my record with predictions, so put money on a 0-0 again!

’Tis the season to be fiscal. As the transfer deadline approached, fans of clubs with cash to splash on players worked themselves up into a lather over rumours of players coming and going. Sky Sports News was invented for occasions like this, the hyped up presenters in the studio doing the rounds of frozen reporters, standing in empty car parks with only young oiks in the background for company. The coverage ramped up the hysteria as Sky Sports News reporters breathlessly reported the breaking transfer news to an expectant nation: that a light has been left on in the upstairs loo at Old Trafford. It's hilarious to watch as the inevitable interview with Harry Redknapp through a car window gets replayed every ten minutes, interspersed with live footage of a fox rummaging in a rubbish tip outside Selhurst Park.

Sorry, that’s no rubbish tip, it is Selhurst Park! “And we go over to St James’ Park where we think Newcastle’s latest signing, a chef named Gaston, has arrived for a medical prior to his transfer from L’Escargot restaurant, Paris, to feed the first team on match days! But seriously folks, good fun though it is, some clubs anxiously waited for the window to close last week in case their best players were pinched by bigger clubs. Albion fans had an added interest in this transfer window as they awaited news on a possible new signing of a certain Dutch defender, who by all accounts, is the wasp’s nipples. Don’t be surprised to see a few comings and goings – and that’s just the Sky Sports News presenters. Words: Mark Brailsford


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If something’s good enough for Ryan Gosling then its good enough for us in the JBPR office. After starting – and promptly finishing– diets and juice detoxes through January we’ve stumbled across a more fashionable way to get fit. Muay Thai boxing takes centre stage in the up-coming Gosling film Only God Forgives, so you can expect to see famous fitness fanatics going crazy for it soon, and with the likes of the gorgeous Paul Walker (Fast & Furious) also declaring himself a fan we’re more than interested. And don’t worry – it’s not just for the men to build their killer physique; hot on the heels of Gosling and co, working with celebrity fitness trainer and Muay Thai pro Kui Puk, the ladies of Brighton have got involved! With mega-buff women such as Ronda Rousey – the first female fighter on the UFC – and Ocean Bloom showing just how well the lessons can tone you up, locals have been flocking to the female only Muay Thai classes on Saturday mornings at Brighton Racecourse. If you fancy getting involved with these – or even the mixed classes – visit www.kenshiro.co.uk and get ready to sweat!

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Annual comedy fundraiser Big Cheer! is back raising funds for local charity Amaze with Phill Jupitus headlining a cracking line-up. Victoria Nangle caught a quick word How did you hear about Amaze? “I know Annabel Giles, who is very closely associated with them, and her son is a young man with autism as well. So yes, she’s become involved with the charity and all the help that they give to families in that situation. I’ve known Annabel for bloody years really in the business – we did some telly, I think it must be about 20 years ago together and she was putting this night on, and when you're putting a benefit together you reach for the address book and in a dusty corner she remembered that I was an old friend so yeah – you get the call!” Thank you very much for answering it. You’ve recently returned to performance poetry. Are we likely to see some of that at the gig? “The thing is, that’s the odd thing about these gigs, I tend to not think until the day before about what I’m gonna do. There’s a possibility I might do that but also by the same token I might not. Because I’ve also got a hefty back catalogue of stand-up as well. And now I also do music too. I also write songs. So there’s a lot of stuff to draw from. I had a chat with Annabel about it and to a certain extent she’ll be able to say ‘no, don’t do that’ [chuckles]. When you're doing a benefit, you’re pretty much on their showing and so it’s a question of a compromise between what they would like and what you fancy doing on the night. As I’ve got older, I get less anxious about what I’m going to do for that gig. I mean, we’re a month away from it [at time of the interview] and my mind is on what’s for dinner tonight. Am I gonna do the sea bass or am I gonna do the chicken and shallots? That’s the major decision really. Sea bass is so easy, and you’re in Brighton, it’s not like you can’t get good locally sourced seabass right out of the water, caught that morning. Two fillets, the ones that are like four or five quid, two fillets, have dinner for two. You marinade it in lemon juice for three minutes a side including the skin and then you grill it for three minutes a side on moderate to high heat. There’s your dinner. Come on.”

You're also quite a keen improviser... “Yeah, yeah, which I've been doing a lot more of in the past couple of years.” What would you credit for the recent rise in inprov? “I think that partially it’s the way that stand up has become a very dominant form. People are getting a very slick, very sculpted 20-minute set they can perform. And the same all the time, having that locked set has become the dominant form in how people consume comedy and I think performers are like, ‘Ah, really?’. Yeah? Get a good 20 in, Schlep that around for a year, get another 20 and schlep that around for a year. No! Because the thing is that I did that. I did my schlepping the same

You have been doing an awful lot of things – including cooking – but I would call you a ‘comedy adventurer’. How would you respond to that? “You know what, I’ve never heard that before and I very much like it. I think it suits my age because now, being 50, it’s not like you’re a young gun trying to make a name for yourself. I was thinking the other day about how my audiences at Edinburgh – they hover, they don’t sell out. Sometimes they do if I’m doing a little room, but I puddle along quite nicely. You know what, I’m like Squeeze. Everyone knows what they get with Squeeze. [chuckles] ‘Oh it’s Squeeze’. I reckon people think, ‘Oh, it’s Phill’. I’m like that. It’s like an old family acquaintance, it’s not like a Lee Evans or an Eddie Izzard where you’re like, ‘I’ve got to see that gig! Oh my god!’. It’s like, ‘Oh Phill’s on the night, oh yeah’.”

“I don’t want to wring the rag until it's dry, I like having wet rags flying around”

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That sounds lovely... “That’s all you need, a bit of salt and pepper. Keep it simple.”

20 around in the ’90s. I’ve had my go at doing that. People who come to see you have seen Buzzcocks and QI, and the funny stuff that happened on those shows happened on the night. So I’ve tried to construct a way of doing stand up so that it all happens on the night and in the room. It's much more audience-driven.”

But don’t you prefer that uncle that’s great fun coming round rather than the one that you listen to and don’t actually feel like they belong to you? [Laughs] “Vicky, I may have to actually commission you to write my next press release – ‘comedy adventurer and uncle, Phil Jupitus’. I’m loving this! I think I’m going to have to buy a pith helmet and grow a handlebar moustache and start using Gentleman’s Relish. [Laughs] It’s not that I have a short attention span, it’s just once I’ve done something I’m like, ‘right I’ve done that, good’. It’s like the box is ticked and I know how to do it. I don’t want to wring the rag until it’s dry, I like having wet rags flying around, you know?” You mentioned Buzzcocks which has been going for 16 years and become a bit of an institution but is known as an anarchic quiz show. How do those two ideas tally? “I think the reason the show lasted is because the new people on the show every week outnumbered the regulars. Me and Noel are the regulars so there’s two anchors and five mavericks. Do you think you’ll still be doing it in your bath chairs? “I’d like to but I’d like to have one of those roboty ones, in fact no, I’d have the bottom half of a dalek. You know television is like a loaded gun. When they’ve had enough of you, you’re done. The thing that upsets me is with Buzzcocks is I’d like to know it’s my last one. I stopped filming it mid November and there’s every possibility it might not come back. If they don’t have enough money to play with, they might say ‘you know what? No more’. It’s entirely feasible, they might even say Phill, we don’t think you’re right anymore, we're gonna get in someone younger’. That is entirely feasible but I’d love to know when my last one was because what I wanted to do was the Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid ending with me and Noel, and actually pay for 50 extras to represent the Mexican army and have us running out of the television centre and dying in a hail of bullets.” Going back to Amaze, what would be your best parenting tip? “Don’t think that when you have a child you learn to be a parent and after about four years, you're a parent. The first year, you’re the parent of a one year old. The second year, you’re the parent of a two year old, and this continues for the rest of their natural lives. At the moment I’m the parent of an 18 year old and a 22 year old. It’s fun, they change constantly. I thought you’d become a parent after two, three, four years and then there’s occasional things to deal with so you become a different parent on a month-by-month basis. It’s a constant learning curve and it never ends. That’s the one tip.” Big Cheer For Amaze – featuring Phill Jupitus and others, Theatre Royal Brighton, Thursday 7 February 2013, 7.45pm, £20.50, www.atgtickets.com/brighton www.amazebrighton.org.uk


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KEEP ON TROCKIN’ Les Ballets Trockadero de Monte Carlo bring their unique show to Brighton Dome

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fter a two-year absence, the much loved Les Ballets Trockadero de Monte Carlo (known affectionately as the Trocks) return to Brighton Dome on Friday 15 and Saturday 16 February 2013; bringing their fusion of classical ballet and a wicked sense of fun to the venue. Performing Les Sylphides, Pas de Deux, La Vivandière and Walpurgis Night in their unique, tongue-in-cheek manner, it’s no wonder The Guardian described a typical Trocks show as ‘the funniest night you’ll ever have at the ballet’. Under the artistic direction of Tory Dobrin, who first joined the company as a dancer in 1980, The Trocks’ professional male h e c ov e dancers faithfully perform a full range of ballet and modern n t the cover r n dance repertoire, including classical and original works in faithful renditions of the manners and conceits of those dance styles. However, by incorporating and exaggerating the foibles, accidents, and underlying incongruities of serious dance, the company ensures there’s always a comedic under-current to the proceedings. With men dancing all the parts – heavy bodies delicately balancing on toes as swans, sylphs, water sprites, romantic princesses, angst-ridden Victorian ladies – the company enhances rather than mocks the spirit of dance as an art form. By treading this fine line between high art and high camp, they celebrate both the beauty and the essential absurdity of classical ballet, delighting and amusing everyone from the most knowledgeable dance aficionado to ballet novices. The Trocks’ original purpose was – and continues to be – to bring the pleasure of dance to the widest possible audience. Founded in 1974 by a group of ballet enthusiasts for the purpose of presenting a playful, entertaining view of traditional, classical ballet in parody form and en travesti, The Trocks first performed in the late-late shows in off-off Broadway lofts. Since those beginnings, The Trocks have established themselves as a major dance phenomenon throughout the world. The all-male company has performed in over 30 countries and in over 500 cities around the world – their recent frenzied annual schedule has included seven tours to Australia and New Zealand, 26 to Japan, ten to South America, three tours to South Africa, and 64 tours of Europe. They’ve even graced the stage at the 80th anniversary Royal Variety Performance and danced alongside Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy on Muppet Babies. Winners of the Critics’ Circle National Dance Awards (2007) and the TMA Theatre Award (2006), the Trocks’ combination of pure comedy, extraordinary technical prowess and genuine love of ballet is an irresistible affair. Les Ballets Trockadero De Monte Carlo, Friday 15–Saturday 16 February, Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, 7.30pm, tickets from £12.50, 01273 709709, www.brightondome.org

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Bare cheek Brian Mitchell and Joseph Nixon’s thoroughly scurrilous Brighton column

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Trials, camel rides & conspiring trees...

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he Level! For years it was a decrepit deathtrap, inhabited solely by vagrants swigging extra-strength cider and mums in tracksuits smoking Benson & Hedges. Now it’s being developed, ironically using lottery money from the pockets of those self same tracksuited mums. But what was The Level like back in its heyday? Ninetysix year-old local Canderel Robertson-Justice remembers... On the level “In the old days The Level was world-famous, oh yes. In fact, you know that expression “on the level”, meaning “all above board”? Well not many people know that expression actually comes from The Level. You see, back in 1928 the old law courts burnt down, and they couldn't find suitable premises, so they elected to hold all their trials al fresco as it were, on The Level (it was handy, because if a murder trial was going on a bit, and the jury were flagging, they could perk themselves up a bit with an ice lolly from the kiosk). Now, the most renowned judge presiding there at the time was the His Lordship, Sir William Bathurst. Old Bathurst once sentenced a man

to only 49 instead of 50 lashes for stealing a jar of pickled onions because it was the day of his mother's funeral, and he always absolutely refused to have anyone stoned to death on a Sunday. Thus, as his judicial business was conducted “on the level”, this phrase soon passed into common parlance. The straw that broke the camel’s back You know the phrase? That comes from The Level too. Well luckily for you I’m a bit of an amateur local historian so...to start at the beginning. From time immemorial there has been a patch of land between Ditchling and Lewes Roads. Up until the late 1700s it was a wild forest. Then, in 1800, King George III, who was as mad as a bleeding hatter, had all the trees rounded up and put in the Tower of

London for conspiring against him, and it was decided to change the place into a wildlife park. A huge, great fence made of solid brass was put up round it and it was filled with exotic animals of all kinds – zebras, ostriches, duckbilled platypuses, and the like. Particularly popular were the camel rides which took place every day at one o’clock. The great and the good used to flock to have a go; Thomas Jefferson, Davy Crockett, Edmund Kean, Ellen Terry, Buffalo Bill Cody, J.P. Morgan, Tom Thug, Doomlord, School Belle, M.A.C.H. 1. Unfortunately in 1835 they allowed one Hubert Straw, of Sunbury-on-Thames, a young man who weighed some 43 stone, to mount one of the camels. The camel’s spine snapped immediately and an oft-used phrase was born! Back to Jurassic Park Everything was going swimmingly until 1868 when the park’s trustees made the mistake of disturbing the park’s finely-calibrated ecosystem by introducing a Tyrannosaurus Rex,

who rather sadly devoured every last one of the animals, as well as a now-elderly Hubert Straw who happened to be passing at the time. Breaking eggs You know the phrase “you can't make an omelette without breaking eggs”? Well, unbelievably enough, that actually comes from The Level too. You see, in 1938 I had a job delivering produce for a local dairy and one day I parked my bike at The Level (to have a Jimmy Riddle in point of fact.) When I exited the toilets, however, I was approached by the Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain, along with Lord Caldecote and Sir Kingsley Wood. All three appeared to have been drinking. “Hey pal, we’re starving. Gie us a few of them eggs, eh?” said Chamberlain. I explained that the eggs in question were the property of the dairy and that consequently such a transaction would be impossible, whereupon Caldecote and Wood held me down while Chamberlain took off his mac and hat... (continued on page 98.)

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Inspire me This week Christina Toimela learns what dancing has got to do with architecture

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social event in Brighton, yet another great functional, different place to live. As a furniture opportunity for me to meet inspirational designer I offer multifunctional items.” people, practise my language skills and We are conducting the interview whilst possibly let loose the rock loving dancer in me. driving through London and taking multifunctional I hear the song ‘We Will Rock You’ and convince a furniture that Stephan has designed into a special group of French speaking people to join me on the event at Xobo Soirée that combines design and dance floor. One of them is Stephan Silver from performance. Stephan’s act will be dancing on Quebec. Having just learned that he graduated and around his colourful furniture. from McGill University’s School of Architecture in Stephan’s passion for dance started when he was Montreal, Canada, as well as having a Master's doing his work experience in London. Every evening degree from Central Saint Martins in London and after work he walked over to the dance studio:” that he is an architect. I become suspicious – he It was very liberating to get out of my chair, doing dances far too well. architectural drawings and plans in 2D and to move “Are you a dancer as well?” I ask.  about with my whole body in 3D space.” “Not anymore, however I combine many In order to master his practise of design, Stephan talents.” he answers. Inspiring, I think. has done research on the correlation of movement Next time I get to talk to Stephan properly is in and space: “I mean looking at architectural design a van on the way to London and layout through the artistic with him to find out how he discipline of dance: movement combines his many talents. through spaces, structure of the “Small surprises Designing and being creative body, form and volume,” Stpehen designed into a are Stephan’s passions. He explains. “Architecture shares all wants to give people these characteristics.” house add to the something beautiful and to tap Stephan uses dance as a into the ideas people have in teaching technique with his everyday enjoyment order to create their dream:” design students. He helps them As an architect I want to give to understand that building of the home” people a really beautiful and urban environments, interiors

for public buildings and designing houses, taking in consideration the way people move in them from point A to B, can be planned. He thinks that small surprises designed into a house add to the everyday enjoyment of a home. But how do people react when they ask for an architect and you bring dancing into the picture? “People are afraid when you say that you are good in all these things: architecture, both interior and furniture design as well as dance. My biggest challenge is to convince people that I’m both creative and practical. I’m sensitive to space. I’m in tune with how you experience moving through a house. I’m not a spring chicken either, and therefore I know that combining all my talents helps and nurtures my work. I’m open, willing to try new things and patient. That’s what good architects are made of. ” Xobo Design is a collaboration of different designers which includes Xobo Architecture and Xobo Furniture: www.xobodesign.com Do you know any people who have really inspired you in Brighton? We’re not looking for celebrities. Not ordinary, but extraordinary. Contact Christina: christina.toimela@gmail.com

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Latest Bill It’s time to stand up for patients’ rights

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hen I first started writing this column I wrote about my mother being in hospital in Wales. She was on a trolley for the whole weekend and she had a very difficult time in the ward (when she finally got into a ward). I have in the last year had to go A&E once and I have to say the staff there were amazing, so contradictions. There’s a report going to Jeremy Hunt this week saying that relatives should care for their elderly relatives when they are in hospital – feed them, take them to the toilet etc – as the nurses are under so much pressure. Before that happens, if ever, I would like to suggest my ten commandments which could revolutionise hospital care, particularly for the elderly:

“If you happened to be asleep or not able to eat it within an hour the food delivery people just came and took it away”

able to eat it within an hour the food delivery people just came and took it away. 43 hospital patients died of starvation in British hospitals last year. Emma Jones from Leigh Day & Co, which represented some victims in a recent case concerning the Worcestershire Acute NHS Hospitals Trust, said it was the first time in her ten years as a human rights lawyer that she had come across starvation being given as the primary cause of death. As well as the 43 patients who starved to death, 287 people were recorded by doctors as

being malnourished when they died in hospital. This is unacceptable. 6. There’s no real effort to compensate for the deaf, graphically illustrated by the fact that the TV sets by the beds in my mother’s hospital did not have subtitles. 7. The wards were cleaned immaculately before the leading doctors came around. The doctors are seen as all-important – they are important but not as important as the patients. The staff should give the patients the same, if not more, respect. 8. Patients need to be treated as individuals. Nurses must be given extra time to talk and care for patients. 9. At the end of the ward where my mother was there were often two or three nurses on computers. They seemed to spend an inordinate amount of time on computers. Why can’t they all be given iPhones or iPads? Then they could make notes as they go round. For instance, when my mother had to go and have a scan in another part of the hospital, a nurse had to come and fill in a form with exactly the same questions as when she was taken into the ward. 10. As Jane Cummings, the Chief Nursing Officer for England, has said, ‘compassion’ should be embedded in public health care. Recently Ann Clwyd said her beloved husband Owen Roberts died “like a battery hen” after her repeated pleas for NHS nurses to help him were brushed aside. Her 6’2” husband was “squashed up against the iron bars of the bed” and nurses cried “anyone for breakfast?” at the very moment that he died. This was in the University Hospital of Wales, the same hospital my mother was in. I have written to Ann Clwyd MP offering to help with her campaign for patients’ rights and I am sending this article and the previous one I wrote which you can see at www.thelatest.co.uk to the Minister of Health Jeremy Hunt. If you wish to help in the campaign please get in touch with me.

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1. Hospitals should be as open on a Saturday or a Sunday as a Tuesday. If Tesco can do it so can the NHS. My mother (90+) was taken in on a Friday and basically left on a trolley till Monday. It was only a week or so later that I discovered that there was practically no chance of her being moved into the ward at the weekend, for at the weekend most services stop. 2. Drugs need to be stopped being used as a solve-all if patients are upset. They should be a last resort not a first resort. An unforgivable number of people, especially the old, leave hospital with psychosis caused by these sedatives. 3. The nursing staff must prioritise time to take the patients to the toilet. At the moment they give patients nappies rather than do this. It makes me incredibly sad to write this. Whatever the age, this is wrong. 4. Nursing staff must accept that some patients, particularly the elderly, need assistance with feeding and drinking. 111 people died of thirst last year while being treated on the wards. This is wholly avoidable and entirely unacceptable. 5. Let the nurses feed the patients if necessary. The food in the hospital my mother was in was delivered by food-delivery people and just left at the end of the bed. If you happened to be asleep or not

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ast week I began a little series about online dating, which I ‘researched’ over the last year – for the purposes of social science you understand. Turns out that it’s totally mainstream these days. Whether it’s via Facebook, Skype or one of any number of dating sites, the kids are hooking up online, viruses are electronic, monochrome makes everyone hot, and you can even block your mum. Think of a dating site as a bar. There’s one to suit every taste, from your comfy local like The Dorset, to hipster hangouts like The Green Door Store, to alternative and fetish clubs like TG, to shi-shi Havana Spoon-style affairs, and of course heinous West Street dregs which I won’t give an example, but I’m sure you can fill in the blank. So, your first job is to decide who you want and then identify which ‘venue’ they’re likely to be in. I’ve sampled a good cross-section – all in the name of research of course – and this week I’m going to tell you about the most depressing yet strangely hilarious Valentine’s Day of my life, courtesy of Encounters Dating. Encounters Dating is The Times’ online dating effort and its patrons are generally lawyers, doctors and financial professionals with a concentration in London. Late thirties to sixties. Solid, stable types with good jobs and moderate to right politics. Lots of divorcees forward slash mid-life crises. This time last year I was on a mission to find a sensible man after a string of mayhem with a variety of incredible but utterly bonkers actors, artists and musicians. A friend of mine was using Encounters and had won a pair of tickets for a Valentine’s Day event hosted by the site at BAFTA. The idea of the evening was that you’d go along, all dressed up, they’d provide champagne and canapé and members of the opposite sex looking for love – or at least a Valentine’s shag – you’d chitchat and network and then pair-off to watch a romantic film. I waded through my Valentine’s offers and found that I had nothing better to do. Well, we arrived in our gladrags and were met at the door by two red-faced young event organisers with the kind of strained smiles I am only too familiar with. They said ‘killmekillmekillme’. Beyond them, in the bar were about 195 ladies of a certain age, all

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dressed in their best, looking like they were on the verge of a collective meltdown. I scanned the room and spotted about five gentlemen, also of a certain age, huddled in one corner of the room with what I can only describe as abject terror inscribed across their frozen faces. While my friend made a beeline for the bar to get us two much-needed glasses of fizz, I asked the organiser what had gone wrong. He informed me – trying to maintain his professional lacquer, while dying inside – that equal opportunities policy had meant that they could only run the competition to win tickets to the event on a firstcome first-served basis, rather than on a gender basis, which meant that the ladies – ever organised and romantically proactive – had swiped the first 190-odd tickets within a couple of hours. Just then a waiter came by with a tray of canapé and said – I kid you not – cocktail sausage Miss? Well, that finished me off and I cracked up very loudly causing the herd of steaming women to shift their attention off the hapless males for a minute and onto this young upstart who was apparently mocking their Bridget Jones-style Valentine’s disaster. I pulled it together and decided to make the best of it – i.e. knock back as much free champers as I could and enjoy George Clooney – he’s always good for a laugh right? Wrong. The film that BAFTA in association with Encounters Dating had chosen to lubricate their lucky winners’ Valentine’s evening with was a two-hour masterpiece in which George sits in a hospital room and watches his wife slowly die.

“In the bar were about 195 ladies, all looking like they were on the verge of a collective meltdown” I got chatting to several groups of charming ladies throughout the course of the evening who were equally amused by the disastrous evening, and we all ended up heading off to The Hospital Club together, where some of my very dashing actor, artist, muso boys were only too delighted to spoil us rotten for the rest of the evening – because their barman mates let them drink for free, naturally. They do have their uses sometimes. Here’s hoping that your Valentine’s Day is better than mine, and Encounters sorted out their competition strategy this year.

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n exactly seven days I will be 57 years old. It’s not an age that one ever considers reaching, not a great or monumental point in one’s life, hardly worthy of consideration – or so I thought. Then I saw Janet Street Porter on the telly. My word, how that woman can excite me – and no, of course not in that way, not in that way at all, and black marks for anyone who even thought that; go stand in the corner facing the wall with your hands on your head. Shame on you! It was on a recent episode of Room 101, a great format that went from radio to TV and then, from a great show with humour, depth and insight, to yet another boring panel game. Anyway, there she was, the grand dame, the doyenne of yoof culture now re-invented as the doyenne of pensioners. I know, Street Porter the pensioner, who’d have thought it? Well, quite clearly she did because she doesn’t half go on about it, on and on and on and on... So much so that her other regular rant about being working class almost, and I mean almost, takes second place. She had a fairly good dig at poor old Ben Fogle about being posh as if it were his own fault, popping innocently from his mother’s womb and ticking a box saying, yes please to the notion of being a posh person. If this sounds like I’m not a JSP fan then be assured I am. In so many ways she has changed the way the media works. Her infiltration of the system helped blow apart the old public school hold on broadcasting. Her accent made way for

“Black marks for anyone who even thought that; go stand in the corner facing the wall with your hands on your head” regional presenters of all kinds, so much so that these days I turn on the radio on a regular basis just to get a shot of old school announcing, especially from Neil Nunes, a British Jamaican

continuity announcer on BBC Radio 4 and the BBC World Service. Now there is an accent worth savouring and, whilst clearly having a ‘difference’, he speaks the Queen’s English so beautifully. Anyway back to JSP who had put forward the notion of putting people who hold doors open for ladies into Room 101. Come on! It’s an age thing Janet, and it’s about being nice too. I hold doors open all the time, for ladies and for men, for people with prams and in wheelchairs and those with huge amounts of shopping. I stand up on the bus too, if I need to, and for all the same reasons. Now if that makes me sexist or patronising, I can live with it, but I do think it’s time we started worrying about the bigger issues and stopped pandering to out of date concepts relating to men’s attitudes to women at least as a blanket complaint. Not all men are sexist. Perhaps there would be more balance if Janet were complaining about women who don’t open doors for men, now that would be a question of equality. Our lives are riddled with nonsense relating to sexism, political correctness and the ubiquitous health and safety. Perhaps if we concentrated more on the nice things that we could and should do the world would be a better place. If I were given the dubious chance to put things into Room 101 one I would immediately dispense with the new, dumbed down format, not Frank Skinner, I think he’s rather good. That done I would put people who cannot be bothered to be nice in there and, much as I like you Janet, I’m afraid with this tedious old feminist attitude you would be going in there with them. A sad loss in so many ways – but for goodness sake woman, grow up, after all, as you keep reminding us, you are a pensioner now. Next Tuesday I will be eight years away from being of a pensionable age, not that it bothers me. By the time I reach 60 I predict that the pensionable age will be 68, by the time I reach 68 (if I am lucky enough to do so) it will no doubt be 70 and by the time I reach 70... well by then there will probably be an option of carrying on working – or accepting that one-way ticket to Geneva.

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Best Independent Food and/or Drink Retailer Judged by Zoe Cunliffe (Mixology Group) and Caroline Williams (PHS Wastetech).

Andrew Kay is delighted to announce the expansion of The Brighton & Hove Food & Drink Awards

Best Newcomer Judged by John Keenan (The Argus) and Paul Lenik (Ritter Courivaud). Best Pub or Bar Judged by James Dempster (Montefiore Hospital) and Gary Peters (Brighton & Hove Jobs). Best Restaurant Judged by Andrew Kay (festival director) and Nick Mosley (festival director). Best Takeaway Judged by Angi Mariani (Latest Media) and Ian Miller (Brighton & Hove Buses). Best Sustainable Food Business Judged by Caroline Lucas MP and Jess Crocker (Brighton & Hove Food Partnership).

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he Brighton & Hove Food & Drink Awards – affectionately known as The Foodies – have been, for the last few years, a high point in the food and service industry calendar, respected and enjoyed by many. So loved in fact that in 2013 the event will be fully embraced by Brighton & Hove Food & Drink Festival and built into a much larger event with a much broader spread of categories. Festival managing director Nick Mosley and I have since met and after much debate decided that the event will now have 12 categories and that the voting system will change. The public will still be massively involved with an online nomination system where people can name their choices in each of the categories. These votes will create the final shortlist that will be judged by a panel of professionals. Using this system we hope that we can

improve the nature of the awards and satisfy the varying needs and hopes of both entrants and the public. Having decided on the eight new categories Nick and I made a shortlist of preferred judges, local people who would bring to the process a level of professionalism that would give the awards a real credibility and value. We looked at local politicians, Food Festival Sponsors, industry professionals and media personalities, and having made our list sent out invitations to our top choices. We are delighted to say that not one person turned down our invitation, even though for each it will require a reasonable amount –of often pleasurable – work and commitment. Supported by The Montefiore Hospital, the new award categories are as follows and the start of online voting will be announced here very soon.

Best Café Judged by Hanna Neter & Dan Gasser (Juice FM Breakfast Show presenters). Best Chain Food and/or Drink Retailer Judged by Soozie Campbell (Brighton & Hove Tourism Alliance) and Dave Moon-Watson (PHS Wastetech).

Brighton & Hove Food Hero Judged by Ryan Heal (Rockinghorse) and Nathalie Gomez de Vera (Brighton Visitor) The Chair of the Judges will be Roger Marlowe (festival director) and the Awards presenters will be Andrea Fox and Andrew Kay at a venue to be announced at the launch of the Brighton and Hove Food And Drink Festival Spring Harvest events.

Best Family Dining Venue Judged by Shoshana Plail (ChildFriendlyBrighton.co.uk) and Rachel Lampen (festival committee member). Best Fish & Chip Shop Judged by Simon Kirby MP and Mike Weatherly MP. Best Food Pub Judged by Mark Ansell (Brighton & Hove Independent) and Adam Style (festival director).

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L7 Hotlist Cafés & restaurants catering for all tastes. For more dining options visit www.thelatest.co.uk British & Modern European Bardsley’s

Probably Brighton’s most popular fish ‘n’ chip shop and restaurant with a large loyal clientele. Traditional and family-run with favourites and excellent daily fish specials. Open for lunch and dinner Tuesday to Saturday, it’s also a great party venue. There are massive fish platters and seasonal seafood, plus vegetarian choices. Fully licensed Bardsley’s, 22–23a Baker Street, Brighton, BN1 4JN, 01273 681256, www.bardsleys-fishandchips.co.uk

The Foragers

At this tastefully decorated and relaxed foodie pub, it’s all about local and organic and that is why they are winning local awards, national acclaim and incredible reviews. Great for a bite to eat or just pop in for a drink. It does get busy so we recommend making a booking to avoid disappointment. The Foragers, 3 Stirling Place, Hove, 01273 733134, www.theforagerspub.co.uk

French Alcôve

Alcôve is a beautiful new family-run French gastro restaurant and cocktail bar (previously known as The Medicine Chest). A selection of modern and classic dishes are offered, on both the à la carte and set menus. All the food is locally sourced from local suppliers based in Sussex. Alcôve caters for everything from an intimate dinner for two, parties in the bar or restaurant, business lunches, cocktail and canapé parties, or you can book the entire venue for your event with a bespoke menu to suit your needs. Take advantage of their special January two-course menu for £14.95 and happy hour in the bar between 5pm and 7pm. Alcôve 51-55 Brunswick Street East, Hove, BN3 1AU, 01273 770002, info@alcovehove.co.uk, www.alcovehove.co.uk

Chaula’s Brighton

A second venue for this brilliant Indian restaurant is now open here in Brighton. Superb regional dishes, fresh tasting and exciting. Chaula and her team breathe fresh air into the idea of Indian food with authentic recipes served in bright and stylish surroundings. The cooking is executed with a light touch too, no heavy ghee-based sauces here but an altogether healthier approach – but not at the cost of flavour. Both delicious and affordable. Buffet available for £6.99; Meal Deal for £9.99. Chaula’s, 2–3 Little East Street, Brighton, BN1 1HT, 01273 771661, www.chaulas.co.uk

Italian Mediterraneo Deli

Donatello

Flagship venue of this local family-run business serving excellent Italian food in stylish surroundings. Brilliant value meal deals on blackboards – two courses £6.95 or three for £8.95 – as well as à la carte. The haunt of celebs in season from soap stars to politicos. Fun, friendly and fabulous value. Donatello, Brighton Place, Brighton, BN1 1HJ, 01273 775477, www.donatello.co.uk

Chaula’s Brighton

Mediterraneo Deli

Mediterraneo Deli is indeed a family business, dedicated to serving you truly genuine, the best tasting, most authentic Sicilian food. Deli by day, bespoke restaurant by night, they also enjoy catering for all events, from lunch meetings to dinner parties and weddings. Open 10am–3pm Tue–Fri; 11am–3pm Sat. Evenings bookings only. Mediterraneo Deli, 2a Clyde Road, Brighton, BN1 4NP, 01273 674350, www.mediterraneodeli.co.uk

Thai Street Thai

Dishes served here are simple, healthy and delicious using the finest and freshest ingredients. Thai people love their street food

Indian Chaula’s Lewes

Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. Also a wide variety of vegetarian, vegan as well as gluten and wheat free dishes. Buffet available 11am–3pm Monday to Saturday. Chaula’s Eastgate House, 6 Eastgate Street, Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk Donatello

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Sawadee

Authentic cuisine in the familiar Sawadee style in Kemp Town’s most popular Thai restaurant. An extensive menu offers variety and plenty of spice. From home-made starters and fiery salads to traditional Thai curries, stir fries of finely sliced meats or prawns, whole fish grilled in banana leaf, or simply pad Thai, the menu has something to suit everybody’s taste. Sawadee, 87 St James’s Street, Brighton, BN2 1TP, 01273 624233, www.sawadeethai.co.uk


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PASSENGER

For Mike Rosenberg aka Passenger, success, however belatedly, is very well deserved. Not only is he a supreme songwriter and passionate singer and lyricist, he’s also a down-to-earth and self-deprecating fellow. He knows his recent surge in profile is largely down to his touring with Ed Sheeran. And he’ll most likely always remember his struggles to get heard in dingy pubs and clubs, many of those in Brighton where he learnt his craft... But here, despite the most unlikely of audience scuffles halfway through, you can hear a pin drop, interspersed by the mass of young females at the front. He takes it all in his stride, mixing up his gritty, heartfelt songs, with ‘Eye Of The Tiger’ and ‘Sounds Of Silence’, amusing anecdotes, and an elevated confidence and warmth as a solo performer suddenly finding the limelight. A homecoming gig, and hopefully another dagger in the heart for X Factor... Concorde 2, 30 Jan 2013 ✪✪✪✪✪ Jeff Hemmings Did you disagree with our verdict on any of these shows?

THE X FACTOR LIVE

Glitz. Glamour. Pyrotechnics. Flames. Revolving floors. Rylan’s dancing. Light shows. Sky high podiums. And of course classic covers that pull at your heartstrings can mean only one thing – X Factor’s in Brighton. This whirlwind of dancing, music and screaming girls created a must-see show. I must admit the controversy surrounding the X Factor made me wary of the entertainment value of this show. However, strip back all the fireworks and tabloid sob stories and you’re left with some incredible raw talent that X Factor has exposed. Jermaine Douglas and James Arthur were the shining stars of the show; hats off to them both. The Brighton Centre, 30 Jan 2013 ✪✪✪✪✪ Chelsea Anderson

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BALLETBOYZ THE TALENT 2013 Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, 29 January 2013 ✪✪✪✪✪ he addition of two short film interviews with both choreographers of the evening’s two works was a fascinating insight into the creative process that went into both ‘Serpent’ and ‘Fallen’. Liam Scarlett’s ‘Serpent’ is a lyrical work in which the ten dancers perform in a sensuous and sinuous harmony. Max Richter’s score is rich and easy on the ear and the near naked bodies of the boyz are pretty easy on the eye too. Against this there is a sharpness that comes from exquisite precision, the movement of groups of men around the stage as if they are one or at least operated by one mind, which of course in a way they are, the mind of the choreographer. Their movements make the most of the complex variety of disciplines this extraordinary company bring to the stage but the overall feeling is classical. In sharp contrast Russell Maliphant’s ‘Fallen’ is a ritualistic, almost pagan, celebration of strength. Amran Amar’s heavy drum- based score has an animalistic force, an aggression that is barely suppressed throughout in both the music and the movement. And what movement, the dancers merge into one energetic form, then break out into smaller groups and patterns, swelling and tensing like muscles under pressure. The two works are so sharply contrasted that each of the superb dancers is pushed to their very limits, a fact not missed by an audience that seemed to live the tension, especially of the second piece. Michael Nunn and William Trevitt’s BalletBoyz bring to the stage of the Dome a dance experience that would excite almost any audience. Andrew Kay

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REGINALD D HUNTER

Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, 8 June + 23 November 2013, £23/21, brightondome.org Reginald D Hunter challenges people shaking their suppositions and airing plenty of his own dirty laundry. If his television appearances have presented him as a comic of companionable yet risque wit, then Hunter’s stand-up proves him a hard hitting pugilist.

BARB JUNGR – STOCKPORT TO MEMPHIS

We have a new mix of contenders in the Top 20 with Jaybee’s very interestingly-named, ‘I Love Nipples,’ taking the Number One hot spot. There’s an ecclectic mix of genres from metal, with Collisions’ ‘Push’ at five, house, with old favourites Osaro & RJ’s ‘Shut Up and Dance’ at six, and sultry folk from Victoria Darby with ‘Blackbird’ at four.’ Listen to your favourite tracks online, or submit your single if you’re a Brighton-based musician.

1 Jaybee I Love Nipples 2 Trip to Dover Be Juliet

Komedia, 15 May 2013, 0845 293 8480, www.komedia.co.uk/brighton Stockport To Memphis is the superb new album from the magnificent, mesmerising and magical Barb Jungr, one of the world’s foremost interpreters of song.

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AN EVENING WITH BRYAN FERRY

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Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, 22 November 2013, £35–£65, VIP £199, brightondome.org UK Superstar and true musical icon Bryan Ferry embarks on a major UK Tour in the autumn of 2013. This will be his first since the ‘Dylanesque’ tour in 2007 and will feature both his usual band and also The Bryan Ferry Orchestra with whom he has just released the highly acclaimed instrumental ‘The Jazz Age’ album.

THE APRIL FOOL’S WEEKEND LECTURE WITH DR BRAMWELL – PRANKS AND MISCHIEF

The Council Chambers, Brighton Town Hall, 30 March 2013, £7, brightondome.org From Piltdown Man to the BBC’s spaghetti trees... In this comic slideshow lecture, Dr Bramwell draws on theatre, literature, art and film to show how historical tricksters and their spectacular pranks have helped shape culture and society. The question is: can we trust him to tell the whole truth? And is he really a doctor?

ARDAL O’HANLON

Theatre Royal Brighton, 15 September 2013, £21/19, 08448 717 650, www.atgtickets.com Father Ted star, Ardal O’Hanlon is delighted to present his latest stand up show for 2013. The style is observational, the subject matter is life itself, and the default expression is one of utter disbelief!

4 Victoria Darby Blackbird 5 Collisions Push 6 Osaro and RJ Shut Up and Dance 8 grasshopper Collide 9 Matt Purkis All Around (Original Mix) 10 Jaybee The Ballad Of Billy And Bonnie 11 Jaybee Cowboys Blues 12 The Magik Word Break Free (Terrorvision) 13 tenek State Of Mind 14 Jaybee the sweetest lie 15 Sam Charles Voyager 16 Rosko For Your Ears Only 17 Jim Guittard HPH On The Rise 18 ULTRALITES Mucho Peso ft. Mo 19 Marika Klambatsea Habanera Carmen In Free Improvisation 20 Jaybee Brokeback Mountain SUBM YOURIT MUSIC & videos

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Did the work continue? “No, like most female actors the roles dry up when you hit a certain age, and having played below mine for so long I was suddenly being cast in roles far older than I was.” How did you get the part in Maurice’s Jubilee? “Nichola sent me the script directly. I read it and I have to say I was hooked, it didn’t read like a script, It was like reading a story. I gave it to my husband to read and he said exactly the same. Of course I said yes, it’s a great script and a great role.”

STAGE: A TIMELESS TALENT Andrew Kay meets Benidorm star Sheila Reid during rehearsals for Nichola McAuliffe’s Edinburgh Festival hit Maurice’s Jubilee

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heila Reid has been a busy actress for most of her career but recently she has become best known for her extraordinary portrayal of Madge, the mother from hell in ITV’s hit comedy Benidorm. I’ve just sat through a brief run through of the opening of Nichola McAuliffe’s hit play Maurice’s Jubilee at the Pleasance Theatre in Islington and the team break for lunch. I make my way to the front so I can grab the chance to talk to the tiny Ms Reid before anyone else gets a chance. Opening questions in this situation can make or break an interview but I go in both feet first: “I’m glad to see you’re not really orange.” You can gauge how far you can go with a question like this, and fortunately for me her eyes sparkle and she laughs. “God no, not orange, that is awful, I have to lie in a bath of dye every day of shooting Benidorm to get to be that colour. I like your moustache by the way, can I touch it?” Touché Ms Reid... Were you expecting Benidorm to be so popular? “No, but we knew it was good and very funny.” But it must be awful filming in the winter when even Benidorm is cold... “I’m lucky, I am the only member of the cast who has never had to go into that cold pool, if I did there would be a horrible oily orange slick. This year we will be filming in summer, but I’m still not going in the pool!” We were lucky to see the scope of your acting skills at Christmas when you played a very sad and emotionally demanding role in BBC’s Call The Midwife... “Yes, it was a lovely part and one I really enjoyed.” Have you always been lucky in getting work? “When I was young I was always cast way below my real age because I was so tiny, I could play children’s roles way past my teens. Then I was very lucky to work with Laurence Olivier at The National Theatre. He was quite the most remarkable actor and director. He would be talking with you quite seriously and then he would just drift off, not to sleep but deep in thought. You could sense how his mind would work from those conversations.”

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What is it like acting alongside the author? [McAuliffe is also in the play]. “It’s fascinating and I have to say she is very calm and very generous to work with. There are great moments when our brilliant young director Hannah Eidinow, who is brilliant, and Nichola, are totally in tune, achieving good things by being rather quiet and still.” McAuliffe is a great stage presence. She was stunning in The Lady In The Van... “Yes, and she is a such a good writer too, creating these great parts for people like me and for Julian Glover. It’s a strong cast and working with Julian and Nichola is a delight.” We only saw part of the opening scene and it has some great and very funny lines, especially for you, but I sense that this comedy has a dark side too... “Yes, it takes an unexpected turn but I’m not going to spoil that for you.” After this, what do you have lined up? “Well, there is a new series of Benidorm to do and after that, I’m not sure. So more orange dye and fake fry ups for me; Madge loves her greasy breakfasts and fags but I’m a vegetarian non smoker so it’s herbal cigarettes and the crew have to make special vegetarian plates of greasy food that look like the real thing.” And you do get a rest in a way, running about on all those mobility scooters... “Yes, it will be a surprise for theatre audiences to see that I can actually walk.” My time is up, someone else is gagging to talk to this tiny bundle of fun with the figure and energy of a teenager, or at least the ability to convey that. Nichola McAuliffe’s play received excellent press notices in Edinburgh, reminding us that she is a theatrical force to be taken seriously. In this play we not only get to see her perform, alongside the talents of Sheila Reid and Julian Glover but also experience her writing skills. Maurice’s Jubilee, Theatre Royal Brighton Tuesday 26 February–Saturday 2 March. Box office 08448 717 650, www.atgtickets.com/brighton

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WHAT’S ON MUSIC&CLUBS 23 CLUBS: DIVE SLOW WITH DJ WOODPECKER WOOLIAMS Mike Diver (BBC) spins the usual array of electro and rap, and guest DJ Woodpecker Wooliams brings her own special selections to the evening’s entertainments. Expect Kanye, Kuedo, Modeselektor, Mobb Deep, El-P, Action Bronson and Aesop Rock. Sticky Mike's Frog Bar, Fri 8 Feb, 9pm–3am, free CLUBS: HANG THE DJ Hey you, come and play. A night where you have the chance to DJ and play classics from every genre and new tracks from the future. Expect a mixture of indie, disco, reggae, hip-hop, ’60s, soul and pop. The Globe, Thurs 7 Feb, 9pm–2am, free, book your slot via Facebook

pop than its predecessor, it’s still full of unpredictable twists and turns that somehow gel into one epic whole. Concorde 2, Thurs 7 Feb, 7.30pm, £14 MUSIC: THE BRONX Certainly one of the best and perhaps the most interesting of US hardcore bands, their highly melodic and dynamic sound is a favourite this side of the pond. Interest in the band is also high due to their alter-egos, the gentler, more mariachi-infused Mariachi El Bronx. Concorde 2, Fri 8 Feb, 7pm, £15 MUSIC: RUARRI JOSEPH Originally born in Edinburgh, the nomadic Joseph found his songwriting roots in the southwestern Pacific and New Zealand, before returning to the UK aged 17. Debut album Tales Of Grime And Grit was released on Atlantic Records, but a combination of excessive label expectations and Joseph’s independent and bohemian nature. Trooping on, this Bob Dylan inspired singer songwriter has released a succession of excellent albums, including latest work, Brother. Latest Musicbar, Sun 10 Feb, 7pm, £8

MUSIC: EVERYTHING EVERYTHING This Manchester group have, er, everything going for them at the moment. Mercury nominated for their debut album, the follow up has just been released, a confirmation of the growing status as arena act-inwaiting. While Arc is a little bit more

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MUSIC: COURTNEY PINE Jeff Hemmings talks to the jazz legend

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azz may be enjoying a resurgence at the moment. Much like folk and blues, it has suffered in the past from stereotypes that once upon a time may have had some truth in them, but which need to be revisited if they haven’t already. “Jazz is about having a boundless imagination; it’s a tool for communication between humans,” says Courtney Pine. “There is no other form of music that comes straight from the crater to the artist and then to the audience in a split second. That’s Art Blakey’s line, that’s what he taught me." Immersed in jazz all his life, Pine has managed to forge a successful career over the years, releasing a string of acclaimed albums that have jazz as a basis, but which has always reached out to other forms and styles. His recent album, House Of Legends, is a case in point, finally revisiting the role the Caribbean (where his roots lie) as a beacon of jazz. “It was about time... it took so long because I am a bit older, more experienced and more confident with my cultural identity. “When I first started I was doing a kind of apprenticeship, playing jazz through the eyes of Sonny Rollins, John Coltrane, Miles Davis... Over the years of working I applied myself to the task and got to the point where I made an amazing discovery – some of the people of the Caribbean went to New Orleans and contributed to what we call jazz – guys like Leslie Hutchinson [originally from Grenada, and who became a cabaret star of the ‘20s and ‘30s in the UK]. New Orlean’s resident Jelly Roll Morton’s mum is from Haiti...” Pine’s own roots reside in the Blue Mountains of Jamaica, a country famous for its ska. ‘On the old vinyl ska records there was always an instrumental version of the vocal version. To me, they were more interesting – guys like Don Drummond, Roland Alphonso, Ernest Ranglin (who arranged ‘My Boy Lolipop’) were creating the music called ska. Then I found out that these guys were jazz musicians! That's just the north side (of Jamaica). If you go to the opposite side, the French side, places like Martinique, Guadeloupe, you find an incredible array of jazz rhythms and music, or styles that inspired jazz. I've not been to the Caribbean and not heard jazz..." House of legends features many musicians steeped in Afro-Caribbean music; merengue, mento, ska, calypso, as well as more modern jazz, and sees Pine returning to his soprano saxophone for some exhilarating solo work. Komedia, Thursday 7 February, 8pm, £18

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COMEDY: BIG CHEER FOR AMAZE! RAY PEACOCK Q&A One half of podcasters Peacock & Gamble, and just one highlight at this year’s comedy gala for the local charity How did you first hear about the charity Amaze? “I once pretended to be married to Annabel Giles [who is involved with Amaze] on Twitter and ever since then she has treated me as though we were actually married. Demands for child support, arguments that I should pay into the house and every now and again roping me into doing free labour for deserving charities.” The tour you last came to Brighton with was Peacock & Gamble Don’t Even Want To Be On Telly Anyway. In that case, which rocks more – podcasting or live stand-up? “In a nutshell, the shows with Ed are double the fun and half the money. The live shows me and Ed do – such as the one you mentioned – are not podcasts though. It is the absolute bane of both our lives that people think they are!”

COMEDY: CHRIS TURNER & ADAM HESS The debut hour from Leicester Mercury Comedian of the Year nominee Chris Turner (as heard on BBC Radio 2). Support from Chortle Student Comedian of the Year, Adam Hess. Upstairs At Three And Ten, Wed 6 Feb, 7.30pm, £6.50/5.50 COMEDY: JERRY SADOWITZ Very funny, totally offensive and he hates your guts. What more do you want? Once emptied a room with just his warm-up material. Punched in Montreal. Eats children as part of his ‘five a day’. No refunds. Strictly adults only. Corn Exchange, Brighton Dome, Tues 5 Feb, 8pm, £18.50

Do you enjoy playing to a Brighton audience? “The recent tour show was a very lovely audience so if that is indicative of where Brighton audiences currently reside on the niceness scale then yes. I am well aware that any audience niceness scale is sliding however...” What does 2013 hold in store for you? Any realistic goals or far-reaching ambitions? “The current Peacock & Gamble tour goes on till May, then there’ll be a new P&G show and there is some exciting radio stuff on the way. I shall basically continue to do as many different things under the umbrella of ‘entertainment’ as I can manage – I try to keep it mixed up as much as possible and not put all my eggs in one basket, partly out of a desire to not be bored and partly so my entire world doesn't crash around me if one thing doesn’t work out. Ambition is frowned upon in my head as I am rather pessimistic by nature, so I look forward to being down to the last two or three for every audition I go to.” How do you maintain such silky soft and luxurious hair? “My hair is actually the shortest it has been in years at the moment, so it’s pretty easy to maintain. I use a very basic shampoo and as little product as possible. I cannot believe I just answered a hair and beauty question!” What’s your favourite joke you’d expect to find on an old style lolly stick? “Open the Tim Vine Joke Book on any page and that joke will do.” Big Cheer For Amaze, Theatre Royal Brighton, Thursday 7 February 2013, 7.45pm, £20.50, www.atgtickets.com/brighton See also, p10.

FILM: HITCHCOCK (12A) Dir: Sacha Gervasi The second recent biography of Alfred Hitchock, following Christmas’ small screen endeavour on the BBC, this examines the remarkable relationship between Hitch and his collaborator wife Alma Reville – particularly over the period when the landmark Psycho was made. Starring Anthony Hopkins, Helen Mirren and Scarlett Johansson. Released Fri 8 Feb Showing at Odeon and Cineworld

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COMEDY: COMEDY AT THE CON Dave Mounfield MC-ing fresh from recording a new series of This Is Jinsy for Sky Atlantic, and fantastic circuit stalwarts in the form of Steve Gribbin and Paul McMullin and headlining the wonderful Philberto, Milo McCabe’s American Hispanic character. The Con Club, Thurs 7 Feb, 8pm, £9/7 Listings Send your stage listings to: stage@thelatest.co.uk Send your comedy listings to: comedy@thelatest.co.uk Send your events listings to: events@thelatest.co.uk Send your arts listings to: art@thelatest.co.uk Send your music listings to: music@thelatest.co.uk Send your club listings to: clubs@thelatest.co.uk Send your gay listings to: gay@thelatest.co.uk

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FILM: WRECK-IT RALPH (PG) Dir: Rich Moore Already nominated for an Oscar, this animated fun about not wanting to be a ‘bad guy’ and fighting your typcast has had rave reviews all round. WreckIt Ralph is an old style computer game baddie, fed up with playing the villain and on an adventure to discover who he really is, as opposed to what his pixels think he should be. Starring the vocal talents of John C. Reilly, Jack McBrayer, Jane Lynch and Sarah Silverman. Released Fri 8 Feb Showing at Odeon and Cineworld

EVENTS: BRIGHTON SCIENCE FESTIVAL This year’s Science Festival has four themed weekends, with the first belonging to 7-14 year olds, the second for over-11s and the bits in between for children of all ages and their parents, providing great entertainment during half term. The Science Festival also provides some great adult fun, for instance with Robin Ince’s Dirty Book Club. The comedian brings his award-winning stand up to The Old Market, 8 February, and discusses the strangest passages of erotica from numerous books found in charity shops. Other festival highlights include Zombie Science at the Sallis Benney Theatre, 10 February, where theoretical zombiologist Doctor Austin teaches you how to identify and control a zombie epidemic. Then there's ‘Who Dunnit?’ at the Latest Musicbar on 20 February, where you learn real forensic techniques to solve a crime: fingerprints, analysing blood spatter, identifying and matching hair and fibres under the microscope, shoe prints and tracks. Like, all of the

events throughout the festival, this is serious fun for future scientists. Various venues, Wed 6 Feb–Sun 3 Mar, for the festival programme visit www.brightonscience.com ART: 32 PAINTINGS This show celebrates the painting medium, presenting a diverse mix of 32 artists with a plurality of themes and approaches; from figurative to abstract, photorealist to gestural, and from staged compositions to ephemeral performances. Curated by painters Patrick O'Donnell and Nicholas Pace, the exhibition offers visitors a rare opportunity to view an ambitious painting show in Brighton and a chance to decide for themselves on the relevance of painting within contemporary art practice.

32 Paintings, Phoenix Gallery, 10-14 Waterloo Place, brighton, 01273 603700. 9 Feb–24 March ART: TURNER’S SUSSEX Turner’s Sussex is the first exhibition to examine and celebrate the artist’s work in the county of Sussex, and features 40 exhibits, mainly drawings and watercolours, which represent the wide-ranging importance of Sussex to his art. Turner was a frequent visitor to the house as a guest of his friend and patron the 3rd Earl of Egremont. There is also the rare opportunity to view the Old Library, used by Turner as a studio and not normally open to visitors. Turner's Sussex, Petworth House, Petworth, 01798 342207. Until 13 Mar.

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STARS With Val Aviv

★ARIES {Mar 21–Apr 20}

Are you ready to start afresh? With your dynamic ruler Mars trying to make headway while having to troll through the gloopy sand swamps of Pisces, it may not feel like the opportune moment. However, a new group of friends can bring much inspiration while you bide your time.

★TAURUS {Apr 21–May 21}

You may find a natural rise to a position of prominence as the new Moon heralds a new beginning at work. It’s a chance for you to appear changed and for the better as your ruler Venus helps you smooth over old wounds. You can be at your best.

★GEMINI {May 22–June 21}

The penny will drop, the sirens will call, Geminis can read the writing on the wall. The whistle will scream, the light will turn on, let’s hope these insights will last long. A new beginning dawns as fresh ideas weave.

★CANCER {June 22–July 22}

As far as your ability to juggle finances go, it seems you may not be able to carry on as before, however with the bringer of Fortune Venus and the new Moon helping out, you should have the good fortune to keep all your eggs from hitting the floor.

★LEO {July 23–Aug 22}

Partnerships fly given the injection of vibrancy only a new Moon in your opposite sign can bring. Venus brings the desire for harmony to help you get perspective on those elements in relationship that matter vs those that don’t. Make your life simple and cut out the confusion.

★VIRGO {Aug 23–Sep 22}

With your talkative ruler Mercury making fine progress in communicating with that someone special, the potential for healing an old rift has increased tenfold. Words are not just about messages, they can be magic, so set the tone.

★LIBRA {Sep 23–Oct 22}

If you want to know about the future, you have to look at now. In the world we have seasons, which help us predict the next phase of the cycle, yet there are always anomalies that slip through the net and take us by surprise. It may be one of those weeks.

★SCORPIO {Oct 23–Nov 21}

If you have children, this will be a good week to help them out and talk over old wounds you wish to resolve. The new Moon in the home sector will also encourage a fresh start, so a good clear-out will be well timed. Love is calling you as if from another world.

★SAGITTARIUS {Nov 22–Dec 20}

Don’t be too quick to jump to the conclusion that the world is slowly grinding to a halt, or that just because you haven’t been out and about as much as usual – that you have somehow lost your sparkle. Every season brings with it its own weather, see this phase through with grace.

★CAPRICORN {Dec 21–Jan 19}

The desire to make money and spend it have increased as Venus seems to add value to gadgetry, books or technology that you didn’t need yesterday, but suddenly you can’t live without. Being wise comes naturally, so too will a new earning avenue.

★AQUARIUS {Jan 20–Feb 19}

You can enjoy the more sensual side of Venus as she passes through your sign, bringing with her a plethora of admirers. For those non-attached it can be a delightful phase so enjoy the attention. For those already betrothed you’re getting very good at getting what you want.

★PISCES {Feb 20–Mar 20}

A boost to your ego ensures a surge of confidence, which unearths a no-nonsense attitude. Your instincts are sharp and quick to act, but you are also quick to temper so watch that energy doesn’t play havoc with your sense of reason. Val Aviv is the presenter for Brighton Lights on Latest TV www.thelatest.tv For more astrological insights and monthly horoscopes visit www.valaviv.com or for a personal astrological reading contact Val Aviv at: astrology@valaviv.com

L7 TV Your weekly TV guide 85 – 11 FEBRUARY even has a sneaky cameo as an omnipotent government bureaucratic. Sounds a bit like a series writer to me. Setting the scene with the worst torture that Hal can undergo being to continue to view the With Victoria Nangle absolute mess the others have slumped into without his OCD to keep every pin in place, this is about the characters and not the labels. Hal is not his vampy predecessor Mitchell anymore than Tom is previous wolf tenant George. Sure, there are similar traits – vampires are effortlessly seductive and werewolves are salt of the Earth, but it’s a bit like saying that people who live on the coast like water. Not an absolute rule but given the factors a high possibility. Of course, the scene is set for a whole new lright, so here’s the head up – watching Being story arc, utilising what we already know about Human is something I pretty much always look our super spooky protagonists and bringing in forward to. It’s an indulgence for me as not only some new elements to keep it fresh. As much as is it well written (created by one of my favourite TV I’ve always been a fan, there were fears in my writer’s Toby Whithouse, who also has Doctor Who head that by the time a fifth series came about and Torchwood strings to his bow) but despite its the formula might just be getting a little tired. It’s supernatural themes it’s always based strongly in not. Because it’s a very simple idea every time – humanity and how people good versus evil with really are flawed but quite many shades of gray wonderful things. Like “Vampires are effortlessly between the two. Plus fairytales read at the oodles of quips, seductive and werewolves absolutely masses of bedside by tired parents really just wanting to read them. And brilliant themselves to sleep, these are salt of the Earth” casting. I was very episodes and story arcs pleased to see the ever-so have always been allegories as to the value of the talented Colin Hoult appear in the first episode as outsider, the ugly duckling, the feisty lost babes in that buoyant office enthusiast no one really the woods (Hansel and Gretel may have been kids knows but everyone recognises. Plus a few other but they didn’t half know how to slay a witch properly familiar faces with secrets up their sleeves and to full gruesome death). bogeymen in their bottom drawers. So, the fifth series starts with the relative Suffice to say that after a gap that saw my newcomer ghost Alex adjusting to her new enthusiasm threatened about the programme and circumstances and moving in with werewolf Tom my optimism wane Being Human has returned and and vampire Hal. Everything changes but given a shot in the arm to both. Colour me pleased. everything stays the same. Exactly the same Being Human, BBC3, started Sunday 3 February, supernatural dynamic as started the whole kit available now on iPlayer. and caboodle series but with a different ghost, vamp and wolf. So... is it any good? Well, yes of course it is. Not only has Toby Follow me: latestvicky Whithouse written the first episode himself but he

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tuesday 5 Utopia Channel 4, 10pm Unravelling to draw us in further, this surreal conspiracy drama about a cult following a legendary graphic novel must be the envy of JJ Abrams. The five fugitives are holed up in a derelict manor and take this chance to attempt to decipher the meaning of the manuscript and the identity of Mr Rabbit.

Out Of Jail And On The Streets BBC1, 10.35pm Never fear, this is the BBC so expect a serious and well researched documentary about the inner workings of the probationary system and all it’s checks and balances, rather than a sensationalist panic-inspirer. With unprecedented access to the world of public protection.

What Happens In Kavos E4, 11pm Pick that jaw off the ground when you watch this cautionary tale of young upstarts having a whale of a time and getting into all manner of scrapes while on holiday. Such larks include a suspected fractured back when falling off a dance podium, a possible lost fingertip, and a mother and daughter bizarre night out.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Wanted Down Under Revisited 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 11.45 Cowboy Trap 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Only Fools And Horses Double Bill 3.15 Perfection 4.00 Escape To The Country 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. 7.30 EastEnders Masood’s anger with Zainab knows no bounds and he storms off to the Vic to think, but as Zainab does the same at home, she is alarmed when Ayesha tells her some home truths. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Holby City Michael divides his team over a suspected case of child abuse. On Darwin, Ollie tests his relationship with Tara when he suggests he move in with her, and Arthur manages to upset Chantelle. 9.00 Death In Paradise Detective drama series in sunnier climes. The pressure is on for DI Richard Poole and his team to solve an audacious murder carried out in the presence of DS Bordey on a Caribbean party boat. Emotions are running high – can the inspector crack the case, and will he manage to make an emotional gesture to comfort his grieving friend? 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Out Of Jail And On The Streets See highlights. 11.35 FILM: Rumble In The Bronx (1996) Starring Jackie Chan, Anita Mui, Bill Tung. Action thriller. 1.00am Weatherview 1.05 News

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6.00am This Is BBC Two 6.05 Best Of Homes Under The Hammer 7.05 The Sheriffs Are Coming 7.50 Cowboy Trap 8.20 Show Me The Monet 9.05 Masterchef: The Professionals 10.05 Robbed, Raided, Reunited 10.35 HARDtalk 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 The One Show 1.30 The Super League Show 2.15 Classic Mastermind 2.45 Reel History Of Britain 3.15 Rick Stein’s Far Eastern Odyssey 4.15 Life On Earth 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Great British Railway Journeys Chigga-chugga-chugga... 7.00 Railway Walks Julia Bradbury embarks on a a series of walks. 7.30 Great British Menu The nation’s greatest chefs are competing to cook at a special banquet at the Royal Albert Hall to celebrate 25 years of Comic Relief’s Red Nose Day. 8.00 The Mary Berry Story Intimate two-part documentary telling the story of cookery writer and broadcaster Mary Berry. Join Mary as she marries, starts a family and finds bigger audiences for her recipes in cookbooks, magazines and on television. 9.00 Dancing On The Edge A black jazz band becomes entangled in the aristocratic world of 1930s London. 10.00 The Sarah Millican Television Programme Sarah talks to the BBC’s political editor Nick Robinson, shares the BBC Breakfast sofa with Bill Turnbull and goes clubbing with the cast of Geordie Shore. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Wonders Of Life 12.20am Sign Zone: Britain’s Hidden Heritage 1.20 This Is BBC Two 3.55 Young Legal Eagles 4.55 The Charles Dickens Show: The Workhouse 5.15 The Charles Dickens Show: Health 5.35 My Kite Is Flying 5.50 William Whiskerson

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6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Gennie and Nikhil are pushed to the limits on the day of Molly’s christening. Paddy starts to notice the gulf widening between him and Rhona. 8.00 Midsomer Murders Barnaby and Jones investigate when the appearance of a headless horseman at Quitewell Hall foreshadows a number of deaths among an aristocratic family called the DeQuettevilles. Meanwhile, the family stage a Civil War re-enactment with their hostile neighbours and relive historic battles. Can the detectives uncover the truth about the DeQuettevilles and the ghostly rider? 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 River Monsters In the last in the series, biologist and extreme angler Jeremy Wade heads to the jungles of South America to try to track down a dangerous fish which has attacked a diver. Helped by a local tribe, Jeremy and his team brave challenging conditions and electrical storms as they travel deep into the remote jungle of Suriname. 11.35 Grimefighters Series looking at the work of Britain’s clean-up teams. 12.05am Jackpot247 3.00 Loose Women 3.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

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6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 According To Jim 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss Canada 11.00 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 12.35 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 12.40 FILM: Written On The Wind (1956) 2.40 Countdown 3.30 Face The Clock 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Diane is excited with new prospects on the horizon. Will pushes Dodger to the limit. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 Supersize Vs Superskinny Reality series. Teenage comfort eater Victoria Madden goes head to head with fussy eater Hannah Pidgley, whose picky eating has led to her being diagnosed with malnutrition. 9.00 The Undateables Documentary series following people with a variety of disabilities as they look for love. A catch-up with some of the individuals featured in the show’s first series, including 38-year-old amateur radio enthusiast Richard, who has Asperger’s. Thirty-two-yearold Shaine is a prolific amateur poet. Sam is a media student and actor with Down’s syndrome. 10.00 Utopia See highlights. 11.05 Random Acts 11.10 Derek Ricky Gervais plays Derek, a kindly man who works in a retirement home, in the first of a new six-part series. 11.45 One Born Every Minute Fly-on-the-wall documentary series. 12.45am PokerStars.co.uk And Monte-Carlo Casino 1.40 KOTV Boxing Weekly 2.10 Sailing: America’s Cup Discovered 2.35 Beach Volleyball 3.30 FILM: Monkey Business (1952) 5.10 Deal Or No Deal

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6.00 – 7.35am Children’s television 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Noddy In Toyland 7.55 Milkshake! Show Songs 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Milkshake! Monkey 8.35 Roary The Racing Car 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 All-New Trisha 12.00pm Looney Tunes 12.10 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Wild Things With Dominic Monaghan 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: The Music Teacher (2012) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away After Dex finally tells her about his condition, April is upset that he did not trust her. Casey awaits the jury’s verdict. 6.30 5 News 7.00 Monkey Life Series about Dorset’s Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre. 7.30 Highland Emergency Documentary series following the helicopter crews of the RAF, Navy and Coastguard Search and Rescue crews. 8.00 Benidorm ER Documentary series following the staff and their British patients at one of the busiest hospitals on the Costa Blanca. 9.00 Dallas Revival of the American soap. With Christopher and Bobby at the helm of Ewing Energies and Elena working to gain a stronger foothold within the company, JR and John Ross strike a deal to wrest control away from them. 10.00 Brain Hospital: Saving Lives Documentary series following surgeons and patients at the Walton Centre in Liverpool. Martin needs surgery for malignant brain tumours. 11.00 CSI: NY Crime drama. The boyfriend of a punk rock singer is shot dead in his apartment. 12.00am CSI: Miami 12.55 SuperCasino 4.00 House Doctor 4.25 House Doctor 4.50 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 Wildlife SOS

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Football League 10.30 Netbusters 11.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 12.00pm Football League 1.30 Netbusters 2.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 3.00 Football League 4.30 Netbusters 5.00 Barclays Premier League Review 6.00 Football Asia 6.30 Revista De La Liga 7.30 LIVE Football: Johnstone’s Paint Trophy 10.00 Revista De La Liga 11.00 Barclays Premier League Review 12.00am Football’s Greatest Managers 12.30 Football Asia 12.55 LIVE International T20 Cricket 4.00 LIVE ODI Cricket

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Thrillseekers 7.00 WWE: Afterburn 8.00 Netbusters 8.25 LIVE Test Cricket 4.00pm Sporting Greats: Sir Donald Bradman 4.30 Sporting Greats 5.00 PGA Tour Golf 6.00 Thrillseekers 6.30 Golfing World 7.00 Sporting Greats 7.30 Sporting Greats 8.00 Test Cricket 10.00 Super League Backchat 10.30 Sporting Greats 11.00 Test Cricket 1.00am Football: Johnstone’s Paint Trophy 2.30 Golfing World 3.00 Sporting Greats 3.25 Live ICC Women’s World Cup Cricket

Sky Sports 3 6.00am PGA Tour Golf 7.00 PGA Tour Classic 8.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 9.00 European Tour Golf 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Aerobics: Oz Style 12.00pm PGA Tour Golf 1.00 PGA Tour Classic 2.00 Thrillseekers 2.30 Aerobics: Oz Style 3.00 European Tour Golf 5.00 WWE: Smackdown 7.00 World Cup Of Pool 8.00 British Basketball League 10.00 Poker 11.00 BWF Badminton Super Series 12.00am British Basketball League 2.00 Poker 3.00 Barclays Premier League Review 4.00 British Basketball League

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9.00am Dog The Bounty Hunter (x2) 10.00 NCIS: LA (x4) 2.00pm Road Wars 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 Modern Family 5.30 The Simpsons 6.00 Got To Dance: Uncut 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Last Resort 9.00 Stella 10.00 FILM: Twisted (2004) 11.50 Road Wars (x2) 1.45am Cop Squad 2.40 Night Cops

7.00pm Total Wipeout 8.00 The Year Of Making Love 9.00 Sun, Sex And Suspicious Parents 10.00 Pramface 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.30am Sun, Sex And Suspicious Parents 1.30 Pramface 2.00 The AntiSocial Network 3.00 Sun, Sex And Suspicious Parents

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys 8.00 Survivors: Nature’s Indestructible Creatures 9.00 Danny Baker’s Great Album Showdown 10.00 Frank Sinatra: The Voice Of The Century - Arena 11.30 Bob Servant Independent 12.00am Eyes Down! The Story Of Bingo 1.00 Borgen

2.00pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 4.10 The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills 5.05 The Real Housewives Of Orange County 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Love In The Wild 9.00 FILM: Couples Retreat (2009) 11.20 The Big Reunion 12.20am Fake Reaction

2.00pm Wild At Heart 3.05 Wycliffe 4.15 Rising Damp 4.50 Second Thoughts 5.20 The Upper Hand 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 The Best Of The Royal Variety 8.55 An Audience With Victoria Wood 10.00 DCI Banks: Aftermath 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.00am Agatha Christie’s Marple

5.00pm How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 8.30 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 Rude Tube 10.00 The Cleveland Show 10.30 The Inbetweeners 11.00 What Happens In Kavos. See highlights. 12.05am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

1.30pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away (x2) 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces 10.00 999: What’s Your Emergency? 11.05 Embarrassing Bodies: Under The Skin 12.10am Come Dine With Me

11.00am Cheyenne Autumn (1964) 2.10pm The Sheriff Of Fractured Jaw (1958) 4.15 The Devil At 4 O’Clock (1961) 6.50 Rat Race (2001) 9.00 Muriel’s Wedding (1994) 11.05 Equilibrium (2002) 1.15am Samson And Delilah (2009) 3.25 Close

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wednesday 6 Hairy Bikers Everyday Gourmet BBC2, 8pm Feeling poor but want something with a little pizzazz to brighten up your dinner plate? Promising a dinner fit for a king but on a pauper’s budget, the follicley blessed pair pick up a few tips this week from two-Michelin starred chef Oliver Limousin and provide some top nosh.

Derek Channel 4, 10pm Nice chap Derek, who works at the retirement home, is celebrating his 50th birthday with his friends, with top tunes from JLS, Susan Boyle et al and no scrimping on the sausage rolls. He’s bound to have a stonking time of it! Plus, community service working Vicky joins the staff.

The New Normal E4, 10.05pm Politics takes a well pedicured step into centre stage this week, as Shania’s school holds a mock election and she informs Bryan and David that she will be voting for Obama – unlike her mother. The chaps are shocked that their baby-mama is a Republican and begin a campaign to change her views, enfuriating Jane.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Wanted Down Under Revisited 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 11.45 Cowboy Trap 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Only Fools And Horses Double Bill 3.15 Perfection 4.00 Escape To The Country 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show Matt Baker and Alex Jones present the stories that matter from across the country. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Holiday Hit Squad Holiday Hit Squad. Finding out more about the holidays you may be going on. 9.00 Africa Attenborough stuns us yet again with majestic shots of the wonderful creatures and wirldlife occupying this continent. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 A Question Of Sport Light-hearted sports quiz, with Sue Barker asking the questions to regular team captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell. 11.05 Film 2013 Film news and reviews, with Claudia Winkleman and Danny Leigh. Anthony Hopkins goes Psycho in Hitchcock, Nicholas Hoult stars in zombie rom-com Warm Bodies and Rafe Spall and Rose Byrne get close in I Give It a Year. Plus Chris Hewitt reveals his top five biopics. 11.40 FILM: Black Death (2010) Starring Sean Bean, Eddie Redmayne, Carice van Houten, Kimberley Nixon, David Warner and John Lynch. Action drama set during the time of the first outbreak of bubonic plague in England. 1.15am Weatherview 1.20 News

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6.00am Best Of Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 7.45 Cowboy Trap 8.15 Show Me The Monet 9.00 Masterchef: The Professionals 10.00 Robbed, Raided, Reunited 10.30 See Hear 11.00 BBC News 11.30 Daily Politics 1.00pm The One Show 1.30 The Weakest Link 2.15 Classic Mastermind 2.45 Reel History Of Britain 3.15 Rick Stein’s Far Eastern Odyssey 4.15 Life On Earth 5.10 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 5.55 Party Political Broadcast By The Liberal Democrats 6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Great British Railway Journeys 7.00 Railway Walks Julia Bradbury embarks on a a series of walks following the old tracks, overgrown cuttings and ancient viaducts of Britain’s lost rail empire. 7.30 Great British Menu The nation’s greatest chefs are competing to cook at a special banquet at the Royal Albert Hall to celebrate 25 years of Comic Relief’s Red Nose Day and celebrate the unsung heroes of charity work. 8.00 Hairy Bikers Everyday Gourmets See highlights. 9.00 The Brain Doctors Documentary looking behind the scenes at those whose work actually is brain surgery. 10.00 The Culture Show A topical series featuring the best arts and culture stories of the week. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 The Genius Of Invention Exploring the fascinating stories behind the technologies and innovations which have transformed the world since their invention. 12.20am Sign Zone: Who Do You Think You Are? 1.20 Sign Zone: See Hear 1.50 This Is BBC Two 4.00 Children At Work 4.30 Welcome To The World 5.00 In My Shoes: China

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6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.25 Party Political Broadcast: The Liberal Democrats 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 International Football: England V Brazil Live England meet Brazil in a much-anticipated international at Wembley to mark the FA’s 150th anniversary. Matches against the five-times world champions are always special occasions and Brazil will want to make an impression as they continue their preparations for the 2014 World Cup finals which they are hosting for the second time. Adrian Chiles presents the action live from Wembley, with commentary from Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend. 9.30 Coronation Street Will Kevin help Tyrone? David tells an outraged Gail his plans for the house. Kirk and Beth try to make amends. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 International Football Highlights England continue their 150th anniversary celebrations as they take on five-times World Cup winners Brazil. 11.40 The Cube Phillip Schofield presents the tense game show. Hurling instructor Kevin takes on the Cube. 12.30am Jackpot247 2.45 FILM: Disclosure (1994) 5.00 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.05am Sali Mali 6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 According To Jim 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.25 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss Canada 11.00 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 12.35 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 12.55 FILM: The Belles Of St Trinian’s (1955) 2.40 Countdown 3.30 Face The Clock 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Dodger helps Patrick move into the village. Texas makes Will an offer that is too good to refuse. Jen helps a new recruit. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 Gok’s Style Secrets Gok tries to revamp the look of 31-year-old Michelle from Blackpool. 9.00 One Born Every Minute Fly-on-the-wall documentary series. The midwives at the Leeds General Infirmary are run off their feet as the September baby boom starts. 10.00 Derek See highlights. 10.30 8 Out Of 10 Cats Uncut Host Jimmy Carr and team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson poke fun at the week’s statistics. 11.20 The Real Man’s Road Trip: Sean And Jon Go West Sean Lock and Jon Richardson embark on a road trip. Sean and Jon head for Louisiana’s swamps. 12.20am Random Acts 12.25 MUSIC ON 4: Launched At Red Bull Studios 12.40 MUSIC ON 4: Launched At Red Bull Studios 12.55 MUSIC ON 4: Barclaycard Mercury Music Prize: 2012 Albums Of The Year 1.10 MUSIC ON 4: Barclaycard Mercury Music Prize: 2012 Albums Of The Year 1.25 Revenge 2.10 FILM: Bad News Bears (2005) 4.05 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Countdown 5.45 Baking Mad With Eric Lanlard

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6.00am LIVE ODI Cricket 11.30 International T20 Cricket 12.30pm Football Asia 1.00 Football: Johnstone’s Paint Trophy 2.30 Super League Backchat 3.00 International T20 Cricket 4.00 ICC Women’s World Cup Cricket 5.00 ODI Cricket 6.00 Boots ‘n’ All 7.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 7.30 LIVE International Football 10.00 Sporting Heroes 11.00 Total Rugby 11.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 12.00am International Football 1.00 International Football 2.00 International Football 3.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 3.30 Sporting Heroes 4.30 Boots ‘n’ All 5.30 Total Rugby

6.00 Home And Away After being released on bail, Casey asks Tamara to stay on in town. 6.30 5 News 7.00 Benidorm ER Documentary. 8.00 Killers Behind Bars: The Untold Story Professor David Wilson focuses his investigation on Steve Wright, ‘The Suffolk Strangler’. 9.00 NCIS US crime drama. The NCIS team investigate the death of a young marine who arrived at his homecoming party with a stab wound. 10.00 Law And Order: Special Victims Unit Police drama series. Detectives hunt for a missing 17year-old girl. The teenager suffers from a genetic disorder that makes her appear much younger than she is, and police fear she may have fallen into the clutches of a paedophile. 10.55 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Forensic crime drama series. A cocktail waitress is killed by a shark at a Vegas pool party. 11.55 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Forensic drama. A man incriminates himself when he falls in cement while trying to transport his wife’s dead body. 12.00am CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.50 72 Hours: True Crime 1.15 SuperCasino 4.00 House Doctor 4.25 House Doctor 4.50 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 Wildlife SOS

Sky Sports 2 11.30am Test Cricket 1.30pm IRB Sevens Rugby 3.30 Football Asia 4.00 British Basketball League 6.00 Hyundai A-League 6.30 Inside The PGA Tour 7.00 European Tour Weekly 7.30 LIVE International Football 10.00 Boots ‘n’ All 11.00 International T20 Cricket 12.00am ICC Women’s World Cup Cricket 1.00 ODI Cricket 2.00 Total Rugby 2.30 Vendee Globe 3.00 International Football 4.00 International Football 5.00 International Football

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Barclays Premier League Review 10.00 Football: Johnstone’s Paint Trophy 11.30 Super League Backchat 12.00pm Thrillseekers 12.30 Golfing World 1.00 Sports Unlimited 2.00 Thrillseekers 2.30 Aerobics: Oz Style 3.00 World Cup Of Pool 4.00 Sporting Greats 4.30 WWE: The Bottom Line 5.30 WWE: Afterburn 6.30 Vendee Globe 7.00 Total Rugby 7.30 LIVE International Football 10.00 Trans World Sport 11.00 Watersports World 12.00am European Tour Weekly 12.30 Inside The PGA Tour 1.00 Sporting Heroes 2.00 Trans World Sport 3.00 ICC Women’s World Cup Cricket 4.00 ODI Cricket 5.00 Watersports World

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2.00pm Road Wars 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 Modern Family 5.30 The Simpsons 6.00 Got To Dance: Uncut 6.30 The Simpsons 7.00 Got To Dance: Auditions 8.00 The Simpsons 8.30 John Bishop’s Only Joking 9.00 Glee 10.00 Last Resort 11.00 Brit Cops: Frontline Crime 12.00am Road Wars

7.00pm Junior Doctors: Your Life In Their Hands 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 People Like Us 10.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 10.30 Way To Go 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad!(x2) 12.30am People Like Us 1.25 Junior Doctors: Your Life In Their Hands 2.25 Russell Howard’s Good News

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys 8.00 Sissinghurst 8.30 Nature’s Microworlds 9.00 Danny Baker’s Great Album Showdown 10.00 Bob Servant Independent 10.30 The Many Faces Of Les Dawson 11.30 Manet: The Man Who Invented Modern Art 1.00am Turner’s Thames

4.10pm The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills 5.05 The Real Housewives Of Orange County 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x3) 9.00 Benidorm 10.00 The Magaluf Weekender 11.00 Celebrity Juice 11.45 FILM: Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005) 1.50am The Jeremy Kyle Show USA

11.00am Agatha Christie’s Marple 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 Wild At Heart 3.05 Wycliffe 4.15 Rising Damp 4.50 Second Thoughts 5.20 The Upper Hand 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 Agatha Christie’s Marple 10.00 A Mother’s Son 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.00am Agatha Christie’s Marple

4.00pm Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 FILM: Home Alone (1990) 10.05 The New Normal. See highlights. 10.35 The Cleveland Show 11.00 Rude Tube 2012 12.05am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

11.50am FILM: Carry On Nurse (1959) 1.30pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away (x2) 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 10.00 24 Hours In A&E 11.05 The Good Wife 12.05am Come Dine With Me

11.00am Bullwhip (1958) 12.40pm The History Of Mr Polly (1949) 2.35 Saboteur (1942) 4.45 The Professionals (1966) 7.05 The Honeymooners (2005) 9.00 Transporter 2 (2004) 10.50 Tyrannosaur (2011) 12.40am See Me 1.10 Le Donk And Scor-zay-zee (2009) 2.25 Eccentricities Of A Blonde-haired Girl (2009)

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thursday 7 How To Build A Bionic Man Channel 4, 9pm DUH na na na na na na na – DUH na na na na na na... anyone who’s seen the series of the 1970s that starred Lee Majors has a broad idea as to what bionics could produce, but in contemporary scientific terms, how close are we to improving on the human condition completely? Cutting edge info.

Charlie Brooker’s Weekly Wipe BBC2, 10pm Everybody should have a satirical poet on their staff list. Charlie Brooker does – it’s Tim Key. He also has more than a little help from US acid comedian Doug Stanhope, plus Brit comedy stalwart Bob Mortimer. Not that he ever needs any help in lambasting the news and events.

The Big Reunion ITV2, 9pm Six of the most successful pop groups of the last decade reunite for a one-off concert. This second episode looks at the reunion stories of Atomic Kitten and 911. With the Atomic Kitten line-up including Kerry Katona for the first time since an unhappy split, will it be hairbrushes at dawn or besties forever?

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Wanted Down Under Revisited 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 11.45 Cowboy Trap 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Only Fools And Horses Double Bill 3.15 Perfection 4.00 Escape To The Country 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless

6.00am This Is BBC Two 6.05 Best Of Homes Under The Hammer 7.05 The Sheriffs Are Coming 7.50 Cowboy Trap 8.20 Show Me The Monet 9.05 Masterchef: The Professionals 10.05 Robbed, Raided, Reunited 10.35 HARDtalk 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 The One Show 2.00 Coast 2.15 Classic Mastermind 2.45 Reel History Of Britain 3.15 Rick Stein’s Far Eastern Odyssey 4.15 Life On Earth 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders The atmosphere is tense in the Masood household and, as the obvious truth stares them in the face, Zainab does not want to acknowledge it. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Waterloo Road School-based drama. Former pupil Bolton Smilie causes a stir when he turns up in his army uniform to see Tom, but will Tom discover his real motivation for coming back before it is too late? 9.00 Silent Witness Drama series. British Army Corporal Scott Lambert requests Leo’s expertise in identifying human remains unearthed in Afghanistan, believed to be those of his brother Daniel, who went missing in action five years ago, suspected of being captured by the Taliban. Anxious Leo, Nikki and Jack head for the war-torn country in search of the truth about the soldier’s mysterious disappearance. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Question Time David Dimbleby chairs from Stirling. 11.35 This Week A political review of the week presented by Andrew Neil, with Michael Portillo and guests. 12.20am Skiing Weatherview 12.25 BBC News

6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Great British Railway Journeys. 7.00 Railway Walks Julia Bradbury embarks on a a series of walks following the old tracks. 7.30 Great British Menu Great British Menu is back and the nation’s greatest chefs are competing to cook at a special banquet at the Royal Albert Hall to celebrate 25 years of Comic Relief’s Red Nose Day. 8.00 The Planners A planning application to erect a chicken shed to house 169,000 chickens in the Scottish Borders faces huge local objection. 9.00 The Genius Of Invention Exploring the fascinating stories behind the technologies and innovations which have transformed the world since their invention. 10.00 Charlie Brooker’s Weekly Wipe See highlights. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Eddie Mair. 11.20 The Brain Doctors 12.20am The Culture Show 12.50 Sign Zone: Panorama 1.20 Wonderland: Young, Bright And On The Right 2.20 This Is BBC Two 3.55 Gang Life: Segun’s Story 4.20 In My Shoes: Rotterdam 4.30 Children At Work 5.00 Same But Different

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6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Debbie is tempted to steer her business in a darker direction. 7.30 How To Save A Life: Tonight Each year in the UK, up to 140,000 people die in circumstances where basic first aid could have saved them. Fiona Foster meets Fabrice Muamba, the former Premier League footballer who survived a cardiac arrest. Fabrice now campaigns for first aid to be taught in all secondary schools. 8.00 Emmerdale Debbie is furious when Cain tries to fight her battles for her. 8.30 Nursing The Nation We join Nurse Lesley on her rounds. 9.00 Martin Clunes: Heavy Horsepower Martin Clunes examines the role of the world’s working horses as he begins training his own beloved Clydesdales, Ronnie and Bruce, and puts them through their paces on his Dorset farm. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 The Jonathan Ross Show Jonathan welcomes Sir David Attenborough, Eddie Izzard, Russell Brand, and Dolph Lundgren. 11.40 The Last Word A look at some of the big stories in the region. 12.05am Jackpot247 3.00 How To Save A Life: Tonight 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

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6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.05 According To Jim 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss Canada 11.00 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 12.35 FILM: Danger Within (1960) 2.40 Countdown 3.30 Face The Clock 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me

6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Cheryl is presented with an investment opportunity. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 Location, Location, Location Kirstie and Phil catch up with two couples whose house searches round London were laced with dilemmas. Sarah and Ian and Louise and Matt were two couples looking to buy their first homes together, but both needed to compromise on where. Sarah and Ian had to looked beyond their beloved Balham, while Louise and Matt had second thoughts about settling in north east London. 9.00 How To Build A Bionic Man See highlights. 10.00 FILM: Dreams Of A Life (2011) Starring Zawe Ashton and Lee Colley. Part documentary, part dramatisation, this film captures the months and years leading up to the moment when the body of popular, successful Joyce Vincent was found in her flat, a full three years after her death. 11.50 Random Acts 11.55 The Undateables Documentary series. 12.55am Too Poor For Posh School 1.55 Dispatches 2.25 Tony Robinson’s Gods And Monsters 3.20 Time Team 4.15 Deal Or No Deal 5.10 Countdown 5.55 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures

Channel Five

6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Milkshake! Monkey 8.35 Roary The Racing Car 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 All-New Trisha 12.00pm Looney Tunes 12.10 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Croc Man 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Amish Grace (2010) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Using VJ’s profile, Jamie chats to Jett and tries to get him to reveal where they are. 6.30 5 News 7.00 Police Interceptors Observational documentary series following the high-speed lawenforcement pursuit specialists of Cumbria. A stick of dynamite is brought into Carlisle’s main police station. 8.00 Dangerous Drivers’ School Documentary series. Can instructor Ashley Grigg help Alan overcome his crippling motorway phobia? Sarah Dean tries to curb habitual speedster Jade. Karen Parker has her work cut out to cure former ‘Apprentice’ candidate Kate Walsh’s aggression. 9.00 Winter Road Rescue Documentary series following the work of snowplough drivers and patrols. 10.00 FILM: The Matrix Reloaded (2003) Starring Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne, Hugo Weaving, Carrie-Anne Moss, Lambert Wilson and Clayton Watson. Sci-fi sequel. The small band of rebels continues to hold out against the machines which have trapped the human race in a computer-generated existence. 12.40am SuperCasino 4.00 House Doctor 4.25 House Doctor 4.50 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 Wildlife SOS

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 European Tour Weekly 8.30 Live European Tour Golf: Joburg Open 10.30 Total Rugby 11.00 Boots ‘n’ All 12.00pm Hyundai A League 12.30 Live European Tour Golf: Joburg Open 2.30 LIVE Dubai International Racing Carnival 6.30 Barclays Premier League World 7.00 LIVE Darts: Premier League 10.30 The Footballers’ Football Show 12.00am Ringside 1.00 Barclays Premier League World 1.30 The Footballers’ Football Show 3.00 LIVE ODI Cricket

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Thrillseekers 7.00 WWE: Experience 8.00 Boots ‘n’ All 9.00 International Football 10.00 International Football 11.00 International Football 12.00pm Sporting Heroes 1.00 Boots ‘n’ All 2.00 International Football 3.00 International Football 4.00 International Football 5.00 NFL – Total Access 6.00 Ringside 7.00 Sporting Heroes 8.00 Rugby Club 9.00 Ringside 10.00 WWE: Late Night Raw 12.00am WWE NXT 1.00 Darts: Premier League 4.30 Ringside 5.30 Barclays Premier League World

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Sporting Heroes 7.00 World Pool Masters 8.00 Vendee Globe 8.30 Total Rugby 9.00 Tenpin Bowling 10.00 Watersports World 11.00 Racing News 11.30 FIBA World Basketball 12.00pm Trans World Sport 1.00 World Pool Masters 2.00 Thrillseekers 2.30 Vendee Globe 3.00 Sporting Heroes 4.00 Watersports World 5.00 WWE Vintage 6.00 European Tour Golf: Joburg Open 8.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf 11.00 European Tour Golf: Joburg Open 1.00am PGA Tour Golf 4.00 America’s Cup Discovered 4.30 The Footballers’ Football Show

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9.00am Dog The Bounty Hunter (x2) 10.00 NCIS: LA (x4) 2.00pm Road Wars 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 Modern Family 5.30 The Simpsons 6.00 Got To Dance: Uncut 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Arrow 9.00 Hawaii Five-0 10.00 NCIS: LA 11.00 A League Of Their Own: Best Bits 12.00am Road Wars

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Junior Doctors: Your Life In Their Hands 10.00 Way To Go 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad!(x2) 12.30am Way To Go 1.00 Junior Doctors: Your Life In Their Hands 1.55 People Like Us 2.55 Pramface 3.25 Way To Go

7.00pm News 7.30 The Sky At Night 8.00 The Final Frontier? A Horizon Guide To The Universe 9.00 Danny Baker’s Great Album Showdown 10.00 Lost Kingdoms Of South America 11.00 Queens Of British Pop 12.05am The Bridges That Built London With Dan Cruickshank 1.05 The Sky At Night

5.05pm The Real Housewives Of Orange County 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Funniest Ever You’ve Been Framed! 9.00 The Big Reunion. See highlights. 10.00 Fake Reaction 10.45 The Magaluf Weekender 11.45 Ben & Kate 12.15am Up All Night

11.00am Agatha Christie’s Marple 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 Wild At Heart 3.05 Wycliffe 4.15 Rising Damp 4.50 Second Thoughts 5.20 The Upper Hand 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 Vera 10.00 A Mother’s Son 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.00am Sherlock Holmes: Hound Of The Baskervilles

5.00pm How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 The Big Bang Theory 8.30 How I Met Your Mother 9.00 The New Normal 9.30 2 Broke Girls 10.00 My Mad Fat Diary 11.00 Ricky Gervais: Science 12.05am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

11.25am FILM: Operation Amsterdam (1959) 1.30pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away (x2) 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 The Good Wife 10.00 Nashville 10.55 999: What’s Your Emergency? 12.00am Come Dine With Me

11.00am Lights In The Dusk (2006) 12.35pm Arizona Raiders (1965) 2.25 Double Take (2009) 4.05 Topaz (1969) 6.55 Three Men And A Baby (1987) 9.00 The Brave One (2007) 11.25 Hero (2002) 1.25am Better Luck Tomorrow (2003) 3.30 Close

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friday 8 Mastermind BBC2, 8pm Who needs fancy graphics, clever sets and celebrities to put on a good weekend quiz show? Celebrate the back-to-basics-allI-need-is-a-black-chair-andsome-questions format with John Humphrys. Specialist subjects include Joy Division, the Battle of the River Plate, and Ashes Cricket Series since 1981.

FILM: Reign Of Fire BBC1, 11.25pm We don’t need a Middle Earth or Westeros to have a story about dragons – sometimes one turns up set right here in Blighty! Starring Christian Bale, Gerard Butler and Matthew McConaughey, this imagines dragons awaking after a very long slumber to shake the pillars of modern society. And fly too.

Russell Howard’s Good News BBC3, 9.30pm Topical comedy is so... topical these days. Everyone’s having a go. So it’s good to check up on one of those that have been going the longest – and who makes a determined effort to focus on the positive news. That’d be Russell Howard. Plus live Twitter to get involved with.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Homes Under The Hammer 10.15 Wanted Down Under Revisited 11.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 11.45 Cowboy Trap 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Only Fools And Horses Double Bill 3.15 Perfection 4.00 Escape To The Country 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 A Question Of Sport Lighthearted sports quiz, with Sue Barker. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders Masood desperately tries to get Zainab to realise how he feels, but when she finally listens to him it seems that the Masoods may not be as indestructible as Zainab thought. 8.30 Room 101 Clive Anderson, Alex Jones and Jack Whitehall are invited by host Frank Skinner to compete to have their pet hates and peeves consigned to the depths of Room 101. 9.00 Silent Witness Drama series. Nikki, Jack and Leo believe Dan Lambert must have been captured by the Taliban, executed and buried. Whilst Leo grows closer to charity worker Fawzia, Nikki and Jack find and assemble the skull fragments and make an unnerving discovery that challenges their theory of what happened to Dan Lambert. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton Show Graham is joined by guests including Hollywood star Mark Wahlberg and outrageous US comic Sarah Silverman. 11.25 FILM: Reign Of Fire (2002) See highlights. 1.00am Weatherview 1.05 News

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6.00am Best Of Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 7.45 Cowboy Trap 8.15 Show Me The Monet 9.00 Antiques Roadshow 10.00 Question Time 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 The One Show 1.30 The Weakest Link 2.15 Classic Mastermind 2.45 Reel History Of Britain 3.15 Rick Stein’s Far Eastern Odyssey 4.15 Life On Earth 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Great British Railway Journeys 7.00 Railway Walks Julia Bradbury embarks on a a series of walks following the old tracks. 7.30 Great British Menu The nation’s greatest chefs are competing to cook at a special banquet at the Royal Albert Hall to celebrate 25 years of Comic Relief’s Red Nose Day. 8.00 Mastermind See highlights. 8.30 MasterChef: The Professionals – Michel’s Classics Two Michelin starred chef Michel Roux Jr goes on a journey through classic French cooking. 9.00 Monty Don’s French Gardens In this, the second programme, Monty turns to the French love of food and finds out how this has influenced their gardens. 10.00 QI Stephen Fry hosts the hilarious, mind-expanding quiz in which the aim is to be interesting. 10.30 Newsnight 11.00 The Review Show Round table arts and culture discussion programme. 11.50 FILM: The Painted Veil (2006) Starring Edward Norton, Naomi Watts. Romantic drama about a young doctor who, in an act of revenge, forces his unfaithful wife to travel with him to a village in China. 1.45am Sign Zone: Question Time

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6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 According To Jim 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.25 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss Canada 11.00 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 12.35 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 12.55 FILM: The Desperadoes (1943) 2.40 Countdown 3.30 Face The Clock 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Debbie puts herself in a dangerous situation. 7.30 Coronation Street Fiz and Tyrone take action. Faye takes advantage of idle Sylvia’s supervision. 8.00 Wild Britain With Ray Mears In Argyll, on the west coast of Scotland, Ray is exploring one of the planet’s rarest habitats – temperate rainforest. He discovers the skittish sika deer, a species originally from Japan which is now settled in Britain. 8.30 Coronation Street A tortured Kirsty waits for news on Fiz and Tyrone. A heavy-hearted Gail swallows her pride. 9.00 Great Night Out Hodge and Kath’s romantic weekend away turns out to be anything but when they are joined by some unexpected visitors. Now he is single, Beggsy is finally enjoying the things he missed out on. And Colleen’s friskiness has Daz asking himself some hard questions. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 FILM: The Birds (1963) Starring Rod Taylor, Tippi Hedren, Suzanne Pleshette, Jessica Tandy. Hitchcock’s disturbing classic about an isolated Californian community which is subjected to a series of terrifying attacks by hundreds of birds. 12.50am Jackpot247 3.00 FILM: Psycho (1960) 4.50 ITV Nightscreen

6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Cheryl is flustered when she meets someone from her past. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 First Time Farmers Documentary. 25-year-old Henry has returned to work on the family arable farm. Eighteen-year-old pedigree pig farmer Hayley from Dorset has won numerous awards. Rob, 24, from Wiltshire is a self-employed shepherd. Get in, work ethic! 9.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Host Jimmy Carr and team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by celebrity guests as they thrash out the hot topics of the week. 9.30 The Last Leg With Adam Hills Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker present the comedy show looking back at significant moments of the past seven days. 10.00 Paddy’s TV Guide Paddy uses his TV to provide a guide through life. 10.50 Rude Tube Alex Zane enters a world of Complete Prankers. 11.50 The New Normal US sitcom. 12.15am Random Acts 12.20 2 Broke Girls 12.45 Happy Endings 1.10 Don’t Trust The B—— In Apartment 23 1.35 Bob’s Burgers 1.55 Glory Daze 2.40 Smallville 3.20 St Elsewhere 4.10 Deal Or No Deal 5.05 Countdown 5.50 Baking Mad With Eric Lanlard

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6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television 7.20 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Milkshake! Monkey 8.35 Roary The Racing Car 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 All-New Trisha 12.00pm Looney Tunes 12.10 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Croc Man: The Series 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Person Of Interest 3.15 FILM: Deadliest Sea (2009) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Marilyn’s overly extravagant plans for Roo’s hen night fall apart, to be replaced by a brilliantly simple idea. 6.30 5 News 7.00 Rory And Will: Champions Of The World Entertaining documentary series. Comedian Rory McGrath and actor Will Mellor tour the country in their Morris Traveller, seeking out the most bizarre and barmy world championships that Britain has to offer. In Kent, they go wheelie bin racing and tee off for a few games of crazy golf in the Battle of Hastings Mark II. 8.00 Ice Road Truckers Documentary series examining the lucrative, but highly dangerous, job of driving trucks on Canada’s notorious ice highway. 9.00 FILM: Bad Boys II (2003) Starring Martin Lawrence, Will Smith, Gabrielle Union, Jordi Molla. Adrenaline-pumping thriller in which two wise-cracking cops are hired to investigate an ecstasy distribution ring in Miami. 11.50 Campus PD Documentary series following police officers on the beat in American college towns. 11.55 Inside Hollywood 12.05am SuperCasino 4.00 Motorsport Mundial 4.25 House Doctor 4.50 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 5.15 Wildlife SOS 5.35 Wildlife SOS

Sky Sports 1 6.00am LIVE ODI Cricket 11.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 12.00pm Barclays Premier League World 12.30 LIVE European Tour Golf: Joburg Open 2.30 The Rugby Club 3.30 Ringside 4.30 Barclays Premier League World 5.00 ODI Cricket 7.00 Barclays Premier League Preview 7.30 LIVE Football League: Championship 10.00 Fantasy Football Club 11.00 Barclays Premier League Preview 11.30 Masters Of Euro Football 12.00am Football League: Championship 1.30 Fantasy Football Club 2.30 Barclays Premier League Preview 3.00 Football League: Championship 4.30 Fantasy Football Club 5.30 Live International T20 Cricket

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 Barclays Premier League World 8.30 LIVE European Tour Golf: Joburg Open 10.30 America’s Cup Discovered 11.00 Rugby Club 12.00pm Darts: Premier League 3.30 Netball Superleague 6.00 NBA Action 6.30 Tight Lines 7.30 LIVE Super League 10.00 WWE: Late Night Smackdown 12.00am WWE: Late Night Bottom Line 1.00 Super League 3.00 Elite League Ice Hockey 4.00 Super League

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Thrillseekers 7.00 WWE: Raw 9.00 Racemax 10.00 Ringside 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Aerobics: Oz Style 12.00pm Trans World Sport 1.00 Ringside 2.00 Thrillseekers 2.30 ATP Tour Uncovered 3.00 Trans World Sport 4.00 WWE: Raw 6.00 European Tour Golf: Joburg Open 8.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf 11.00 European Tour Golf: Joburg Open 1.00am PGA Tour Golf 4.00 Thrillseekers 4.30 Aerobics: Oz Style 5.00 Trans World Sport

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7.00pm Great Movie Mistakes III: Not In 3D 7.15 Doctor Who 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 World’s Craziest Fools 9.30 Russell Howard’s Good News. See highlights. 10.00 Come Fly With Me 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Sun, Sex And Suspicious Parents 12.00am Family Guy (x2) 12.45 Being Human

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 The Prince And The Composer: A Film About Hubert Parry By HRH The Prince Of Wales 9.00 When Albums Ruled The World 10.30 Pink Floyd: Wish You Were Here 11.30 The Doors – The Story Of LA Woman 12.30am Pop Charts Britannia: 60 Years Of The Top 10

4.10pm The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills 5.05 The Real Housewives Of Orange County 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x3) 9.00 FILM: The Bourne Identity (2002) 11.20 FILM: Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008) 1.30am The Jeremy Kyle Show USA

11.00am Agatha Christie’s Marple 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 Wild At Heart 3.05 Wycliffe 4.15 Rising Damp 4.50 Second Thoughts 5.20 The Upper Hand 5.50 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 10.00 Scott & Bailey 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.05am Agatha Christie’s Marple

2.00pm Scrubs (x2) 3.00 Charmed 4.00 Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 8.30 2 Broke Girls 9.00 FILM: Top Gun (1986) 11.10 Revenge 12.10am The Big Bang Theory (x2) 1.05 Happy Endings

1.30pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away (x2) 6.50 Celebrity Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 FILM: Premonition (2007) 10.50 Father Ted (x2) 11.55 Celebrity Come Dine With Me 1.00am The Mystery Of The Nevada Triangle

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saturday 9 Britain’s Brightest BBC1, 7.20pm Harking back to the days of The Krypton Factor but with a better colour scheme and a big money prize of £50,000, Clare Balding hosts this Saturday night cleverness competition, challenging all the facets an IQ test might focus on. This week she’s joined by comic musical brillamundo Bill Bailey.

World Without End Channel 4, 9pm The great thing about these historical dramas is the piety is practically angelic and the dirty tricks are ingenious in a way that could only exist before browser distraction became a thing. The Plague is spreading throughout the land so a scarred and vengeful Petranilla sends Roland a rose infected with her blood.

FILM: It’s A Wonderful Life Film4, 2.40pm A great film is for life, not just for Christmas. This1946 classic may involve an angel, a what-if and a massive suspension of disbelief, but don’t expect any saccharine sweetness from this masterpiece of Frank Capra’s. Starring Jimmy Stewart as George Bailey, the man who sees what a world without him would’ve been.

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6.00am This Is BBC Two 7.10 Great British Menu 7.40 Great British Menu 8.10 Great British Menu 8.40 Great British Menu 9.10 Great British Menu 9.40 The Sky At Night 10.00 A History Of Britain By Simon Schama 11.00 Meet The Ancestors 11.30 Map Man 12.00pm Indian Food Made Easy 12.30 Mastermind 1.00 University Challenge 1.30 FILM: The Taming Of The Shrew (1967) 3.30 The Mary Berry Story 4.30 Final Score 5.30 Ice Age Art: A Culture Show Special

7.00 BBC News . 7.10 South East Today 7.20 Britain’s Brightest See highlights. 8.20 The National Lottery: In It To Win It Dale Winton presents the quiz show where five contestants compete to be in the right place at the right time in a bid to win a life-changing amount of money. All five could share it, or just one of them could take home £100,000. The show also features the live National Lottery draws presented by Scott Mills, including Thunderball, Lotto and Lotto Plus 5 results. 9.10 Casualty New doctor Ash hits the ground running when he treats a patient with suspected rabies, and Aoife is forced to take control of her private life when her ex-boyfriend Craig arrives in Holby. 10.00 BBC News 10.20 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker introduces highlights from the Premier League. Champions Manchester City travel down to Southampton, having come from behind to beat the Saints earlier in this campaign. Tottenham host Newcastle, whom they thrashed 5-0 at White Hart Lane last season. 11.40 The Football League Show Manish Bhasin presents all the drama from the Football League. 12.55am Weatherview 1.00 News

6.30 Dad’s Army Classic sitcom. 7.00 Top Gear Motoring magazine. The team is on an epic road trip across the western side of the United States in three front-engined supercars. Vrroooommm!!! 8.00 Natural World Wildlife documentary. 9.00 Howard Goodall’s Story Of Music Composer Howard Goodall looks at the age of Haydn, Mozart, Beethoven, Schubert, Mendelssohn, Schumann, and Chopin. This was an era – from 1750 to 1850 – in which the composers went from being the paid, liveried servants of princes and archbishops to working as freelancers, who, most of all, needed to appeal to a new, middle-class audience. Or starve. 10.00 Dancing On The Edge Drama set in the early 1930s, following a black jazz band in London at a time of extraordinary change. Music journalist Stanley Mitchell befriends The Louis Lester Band and helps its rise to fame from playing in a basement jazz club to the illustrious Imperial Hotel. At first, the band is treated with hostility by the hotel’s elderly audience, most of whom have never heard jazz music nor seen black musicians before. However, one table of young aristocrats love their new music and invite them to play at a garden party. 11.35 FILM: Milk (2008)

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6.00 – 7.05am Children’s television 7.05 Almost Naked Animals 7.15 Almost Naked Animals 7.30 Almost Naked Animals 7.40 Matt Hatter Chronicles 8.05 Ultimate Spider-Man 8.30 Victorious 9.00 Jessie 9.25 ITV News 9.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 10.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 11.20 Saturday Cookbook 12.15pm ITV News & Weather 12.20 Murder, She Wrote 1.20 My Tasty Travels With Lynda Bellingham 2.25 Dinner Date 3.25 FILM: The Secret Of My Success (1987) 5.30 ITV News Meridian 5.40 ITV News & Weather 6.00 FILM: Nanny McPhee And The Big Bang (2010) Starring Emma Thompson, Ralph Fiennes, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Maggie Smith, Rhys Ifans. Nanny McPhee arrives to help a harried young mother who is trying to run the family farm while her husband is away at war. Nanny uses her magic to teach the woman’s children and their two spoiled cousins five new lessons. 8.05 Take Me Out Paddy McGuinness plays Cupid once again in the latest instalment of the dating show. Tonight’s brave bachelors are line dancing instructor Chris from Cheshire, professional footballer Ashley from Nuneaton, Essex student James, and David, a motorsports events manager from Kent. 9.20 The Jonathan Ross Show Jonathan welcomes cinema’s funny man John C Reilly, and the beautiful Hayley Atwell – star of Captain America and Brideshead Revisited. Pop duo Hurts perform live in the studio. 10.20 ITV News; Weather 10.35 FILM: Knocked Up (2007) Starring Katherine Heigl, Seth Rogen, Paul Rudd, Leslie Mann, Jay Baruchel and Jonah Hill. Comedy about a glamorous TV journalist who has a one-night stand with a hard-partying slacker and finds herself pregnant. 12.50am Jackpot247 3.00 In Plain Sight 3.45 ITV Nightscreen

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6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 UCI Cyclo-cross World Championships 8.00 The Morning Line 8.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.25 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.55 Frasier 10.25 Frasier 10.55 The Big Bang Theory 11.25 The Big Bang Theory 11.55 The Simpsons 12.25pm Secret Millionaire Ireland 1.30 Channel 4 Racing 3.55 Come Dine With Me 4.25 Come Dine With Me 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.25 Come Dine With Me 6.00 Come Dine With Me Dinner party reality competition. It’s the final day of the competition in Glasgow and bubbly blonde Caroline Wardrope hosts a ‘70s-themed disco diva party with a mystery menu. 6.25 Channel 4 News 6.50 4thought.tv 6.55 FILM: Crocodile Dundee II (1988) Starring Paul Hogan, Linda Kozlowski, John Meillon, Charles Dutton. In this sequel Mick Dundee heads back down under to escape a gang of rather nasty drug dealers. The plot of Skyfall has, by some, been drawn as similar to CDII too. 9.00 World Without End See highlights. 10.05 FILM: Kiss The Girls (1997) Starring Morgan Freeman, Ashley Judd, Cary Elwes, Tony Goldwyn. Disturbing thriller about the hunt for a killer – known only as Casanova – who has kidnapped a number of women and murdered two of them. When a detective’s niece goes missing, he is drawn into a complex and highly personal investigation. The local police are unappreciative of his efforts, but one of the killer’s captives manages to escape and provides some information about Casanova. 12.20am FILM: Porky’s (1982) 2.05 The Confession 2.10 Hollyoaks Omnibus 4.15 Smallville 4.55 Countdown 5.40 Baking Mad With Eric Lanlard

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6.00 – 8.30am Children’s television 8.30 Angelina Ballerina 8.45 Rupert Bear 9.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 Toby’s Travelling Circus 9.30 Roary The Racing Car 9.40 Jelly Jamm 10.00 Power Rangers: Samurai 10.35 Batman: The Brave And The Bold 11.10 How Do They Do It? 11.40 Police Interceptors 12.40pm Dangerous Drivers’ School 1.40 FILM: Stranger With My Face (2009) 3.25 FILM: My Neighbor’s Secret (2009) 5.10 FILM: Two Mules For Sister Sara (1970) 7.20 5 News Weekend 7.25 NCIS Drama series. NCIS has found the mole within its ranks, but now the agents must work with the mole to find the person who has blackmailed their co-worker into committing treason. 8.10 NCIS Drama series. A petty officer is killed in an apparent roadrage incident. As the team investigates, they discover he was involved in an underground fight club. 9.00 Law And Order American crime drama series. The murdered body of a housewife is found dressed in provocative clothing. While investigating a potentially dangerous schizophrenic as a suspect in the murder, the victim’s teenage daughter is kidnapped. 10.00 Law And Order: Special Victims Unit Police drama series. Benson and Stabler investigate the case of a woman whose body is found in a suitcase. 10.55 Law And Order: Criminal Intent Crime drama series. Goren defies the feds and risks both his career and his life. 11.50 Inside Hollywood Get your fix of the latest film and TV news. 12.00am SuperCasino 4.00 HouseBusters 4.25 Divine Designs 4.50 County Secrets 5.05 Hana’s Helpline 5.15 The Milkshake! Show 5.40 Thomas & Friends 5.50 Roary The Racing Car

Sky Sports 1 6.00am LIVE International T20 Cricket 9.30 NBA Action 10.00 Ringside 11.00 Sporting Heroes 12.00pm LIVE Premiership Rugby 2.30 Sporting Heroes 3.30 International T20 Cricket 5.00 Sporting Greats 5.30 LIVE Super League 8.00 LIVE Fight Night 11.30 International T20 Cricket 1.00am NFL – Total Access 2.00 Fight Night 5.30 Sporting Greats

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Football League: Championship 8.00 Champions League Weekly 8.30 Barclays Premier League Preview 9.00 Fantasy Football Club 10.00 Soccer AM 12.00pm LIVE Ford Football Special 3.15 Ringside 4.15 NBA Action 4.45 Sky Sports Classics 5.00 Live Football: Championship 7.55 Champions League Weekly 8.25 Football First: Game Of The Day 10.15 Football First: Match Choice 11.45 Football First: Match Choice 1.15am Football First: Match Choice 2.45 Sky Sports Classics 3.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 3.25 LIVE ICC Women’s World Cup Cricket

Sky Sports 3 6.00am FIFA Futbol Mundial 6.30 Ringside 7.30 Trans World Sport 8.30 Super League 10.30 LIVE European Tour Golf: Joburg Open 2.30pm Sporting Greats 3.00 Max Power 4.00 European Tour Golf: Joburg Open 6.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf 11.00 European Tour Golf: Joburg Open 1.00am Super League 2.30 Spanish Football 4.00 Max Power 5.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 5.30 Aerobics: Oz Style

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7.00pm Merlin 7.45 Doctor Who 8.35 FILM: Superman Returns (2006) 11.00 Family Guy 11.20 Family Guy 11.40 American Dad! 12.05am American Dad! 12.25 World’s Craziest Fools 12.55 Way To Go 1.25 Pramface 1.55 The Year Of Making Love 2.55 Being Human

7.00pm Lost Land Of The Volcano 8.00 The Treasures Of Ancient Rome 9.00 Spiral 4: State Of Terror 9.55 Spiral 4: State Of Terror 10.45 When Albums Ruled The World 12.15am Chas & Dave: Last Orders 1.15 London Songs At The BBC 2.15 The Sky At Night 2.45 The Treasures Of Ancient Rome

10.15am Emmerdale Omnibus 1.15pm The McFly Show 2.15 FILM: Nanny McPhee (2005) 4.15 You’ve Been Framed! (x4) 7.00 FILM: Back To The Future Part III (1990) 9.20 Take Me Out: The Gossip 10.05 Fake Reaction 10.50 FILM: Sleepy Hollow (1999) 12.55am You’ve Been Framed! 1.25 Take Me Out: The Gossip

8.05am The Royal 9.10 The Royal 10.10 The Adventures Of Sherlock Holmes 11.25 Pie In The Sky 12.30pm Inspector Morse 2.50 A Touch Of Frost 5.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple 7.00 Doc Martin 8.00 Doc Martin 9.00 Midsomer Murders 11.00 FILM: Schindler’s List (1993) 2.30am Teleshopping

12.10pm Glee 1.05 Charmed 2.05 Scrubs (x3) 3.35 Rules Of Engagement (x5) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Happy Endings (x2) 8.00 How I Met Your Mother 8.30 2 Broke Girls 9.00 FILM: The Full Monty (1997) 10.45 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 11.45 The Cleveland Show 12.15am Happy Endings

8.55am Time Team (x4) 1.05pm FILM: The ThirtyNine Steps (1978) 3.10 River Cottage Bites 3.30 Location, Location, Location (x4) 7.55 Alien Investigations 9.00 The Plane Crash 10.35 Fatal Flight 447: Chaos In The Cockpit 11.40 The 9/11 Hotel 12.45am Alien Investigations

11.00am The Frogmen (1951) 1.00pm Dragonball Evolution (2009) 2.40 It’s A Wonderful Life (1946). See highlights. 5.15 Carry On Regardless (1961) 7.00 The First Wives Club (1996) 9.00 Predators (2010) 11.10 Jennifer’s Body (2009) 1.15am KM31 (2006) 3.40 Close

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sunday 10 Dancing On Ice ITV1, 6.15pm It’s Valentine’s week, so expect even more saccharine than you already might think would be within the vicinity of this many sequins and flesh-baring outfits. And that flesh is likely to be adorned with glitter too. Torvill and Dean are looking to bring out the passionate side of their skaters. Passion to win?

FILM: Die Hard 4.0 Channel 4, 9pm With the fifth flick starring Mr B Willis as a certain John McClane out next week, you may feel that now is exactly the right time to remind yourself of where we left off with the gung ho yippe-kayyay-loving action man. Battling against a group of internet terrorists and being ably assisted by Justin Long. With explosions.

Being Human BBC3, 10pm You know how Captain Hatch sort of feeds on conflict, especially the supernatural variety? Like it was explained last week? How happy is he that Tom and Hal are going head to head to compete for the Employee Of The Month accolade? The answer is ‘very’. Plus, Alex discovers she’s not the only ghost at Honolulu Heights.

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6.00 BBC News 6.20 South East Today 6.30 Blandings Comedy series based on the stories by PG Wodehouse. With the help of Freddie and some schoolchildren, Clarence hopes to dodge the double ordeal of having to wear a top hat and make a speech at the Blandings fete. 7.00 Countryfile The people and the stories at the heart of the British countryside. 8.00 Call The Midwife Drama based on the memoirs of Jennifer Worth, giving an insight into the colourful world of midwifery and family life in London’s East End during the 1950s. Returning from her stint at the London Hospital, Jenny needs all her skill as a midwife when she and Sister Evangelina assist at the birth of the Roberts’ baby, who is born with spina bifida. 9.00 The British Academy Film Awards Stephen Fry presents the British Academy Film Awards, one of the most prestigious events in the film calendar, direct from London’s Royal Opera House. Star-studded and every well-known face placed squarely on the edge of their seat. 11.00 BBC News 11.15 South East Today 11.25 Room 101 – Extra Storage Extended edition of Room 101. 12.05am The Celebrity Apprentice USA 1.25 Weatherview 1.30 News

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6.00am This Is BBC Two 7.15 FILM: Rachel And The Stranger (1948) 8.45 Life In A Cottage Garden With Carol Klein 9.15 A To Z Of TV Gardening 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11.30 The Little Paris Kitchen: Cooking With Rachel Khoo 12.00pm EastEnders 1.55 Flog It! 2.40 Natural World 3.40 The Mary Berry Story 4.40 Songs Of Praise 5.15 In Orbit: How Satellites Rule Our World

6.00 – 7.15am Children’s television 7.15 Almost Naked Animals 7.30 Almost Naked Animals 7.40 Matt Hatter Chronicles 8.05 Rated A For Awesome 8.15 Rated A For Awesome 8.30 Big Time Rush 9.00 The Aquabats! Super Show! 9.25 House Guest In The Sun 10.20 60 Minute Makeover 11.20 May The Best House Win 12.20pm ITV News & Weather 12.25 Dickinson’s Real Deal 1.25 Rosemary And Thyme 3.00 FILM: Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002) 5.50 ITV News Meridian

6.15 Ski Sunday Graham Bell and Ed Leigh present from the biggest winter event of 2013, the World Championships from Schladming. Who honestly doesn’t want to sing alnog with the theme tune? 7.00 Food & Drink Michel Roux Jnr presents a series that highlights British food as well as current trends, nostalgic classics and recipes from around the world. 7.30 Open All Hours Sitcom. 8.00 Top Gear Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May engage in an epic race from Wembley to the San Siro stadium in Milan. Hamstrung by a rule about price, Clarkson maximises his bangfor-buck with a £35,000, 662 horsepower Shelby Mustang GT500, while Hammond and May pin their hopes to the ever-improving panEuropean rail network. 9.00 Wonders Of Life Brian Cox gets squeaky about nature’s brilliant bits. 10.00 Match Of The Day 2 Colin Murray introduces highlights from the day’s two Premier League fixtures, along with all the goals from Saturday’s eight matches. 11.00 Dancing On The Edge Drama set in the early 1930s, following a black jazz band in London at a time of extraordinary change. 12.05am Six Nations Rugby Highlights 12.50 Sign Zone: Holby City 1.50 Sign Zone: Being Eileen

6.00 ITV News; Weather 6.15 Dancing On Ice See highlights. 7.45 All Star Family Fortunes Vernon Kay presents. This week, TV gardener Diarmuid Gavin and his clan go up against Hollyoaks beauty Gemma Merna and her family. 8.30 Dancing On Ice: The Skate Off Following the lovefest earlier in the evening, it’s time to see which celebrity skaters have melted the public’s hearts and gained enough votes to return next week. 9.00 Mr Selfridge Harry is unconscious after his car accident – and he suffers more flashbacks to a specific moment in his childhood. The store is anxiously waiting for news, when word arrives that Mrs Grove has died – big news for Miss Mardle. An impending suffragette demonstration in the area forces the staff to pull together, and a grief-stricken Grove struggles to ask a confused Miss Mardle for some time apart. 10.00 ITV News; Weather 10.15 FILM: Duplicity (2009) Starring Clive Owen, Julia Roberts, Tom Wilkinson, Paul Giamatti and David Shumbris. Comedy drama set in the world of corporate espionage. 12.30am Rugby Highlights: Aviva Premiership 1.25 The Store Every day 2.55 Monk 3.40 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

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6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.05 Will And Grace 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.25 Frasier 8.55 Frasier 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.00pm The Big Bang Theory 12.30 The Big Bang Theory 12.55 The Big Bang Theory 1.25 The Simpsons 1.55 The Simpsons 2.25 FILM: Star Trek III: The Search For Spock (1984) 4.25 Time Team 5.25 Deal Or No Deal 6.25 Channel 4 News 6.55 4thought.tv 7.00 The Political Slot: The Liberal Democrats 7.05 Come Dine With Me Reality show in which chefs compete for the title of ultimate dinner host. This time, four diners in Bristol compete: American Keith Weinberg, fun-loving Rachel Flowers, extrovert Andy Holbert and legal trainee Jen Elphick. 8.00 The Hotel Documentary series revealing behind-the-scenes life in the hotel industry. Mark finally decides to sell The Grosvenor: his debts are now so high that he has no choice but to let the hotel go. He is dreading telling the staff and turns to his advisor, the former chief AA hotel inspector, for support. 9.00 FILM: Die Hard 4.0 (2007) See highlights. 11.35 FILM: Changing Lanes (2001) Starring Ben Affleck, Samuel L Jackson, Sydney Pollack, Toni Collette and William Hurt. Thriller in which a highway shunt involving an attorney and an alcoholic salesman – both of whom are rushing for important court cases - turns into a dramatic game of cat-and-mouse when the attorney flees the scene. 1.15am FILM: The Last Mitterrand (2005) 3.15 Coming Up: If We Dead Awaken 3.45 St Elsewhere 4.30 Deal Or No Deal 5.25 Countdown

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6.00 – 8.20am Children’s television 8.20 Mio Mao 8.25 Angelina Ballerina 8.45 Rupert Bear 9.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 Toby’s Travelling Circus 9.30 Roary The Racing Car 9.45 Jelly Jamm 10.00 Power Rangers: Samurai 10.35 Batman: The Brave And The Bold 11.10 Inside Hollywood 11.20 Once Upon A Time 12.15pm Winter Road Rescue 1.15 FILM: The Witches (1990) 3.05 FILM: While You Were Sleeping (1995) 5.05 FILM: The Water Horse: Legend Of The Deep (2007) 7.10 Inside The Titanic An ambitious factual drama that reveals moment by moment exactly how the Titanic sank, telling the untold stories of the engineers and stokers who battled the icy water. 8.55 5 News Weekend 9.00 Person Of Interest American crime drama. The Machine gives Reese and Finch the number of a down-and-out man who has been pushed too far. 10.00 FILM: Piranha (2010) Starring Elizabeth Shue, Ving Rhames, Richard Dreyfuss, Christopher Lloyd, Kelly Brook and Eli Roth. Comedy horror. Lake Victoria is the setting for the partying of spring break revellers, but the placid lake conceals a dark secret. An earth tremor causes a crack to appear in the depths of the water, releasing thousands of flesheating prehistoric piranhas who embark on a feeding frenzy and it is up to an unlikely group of heroes to stop the fish before they kill again. 11.50 FILM: Red Water (2003) Starring Lou Diamond Phillips, Coolio, Kristy Swanson. Horror about four people who are hunted by a freshwater shark on a Louisiana river. 1.30am SuperCasino 4.00 HouseBusters 4.25 Divine Designs 4.50 County Secrets 5.05 Hana’s Helpline 5.15 The Milkshake! Show 5.40 Thomas & Friends 5.50 Roary The Racing Car

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Football First: Match Choice 7.30 Football First: Match Choice 9.00 Sunday Supplement 10.00 Goals On Sunday 10.55 LIVE Spanish Football 1.00pm LIVE Ford Super Sunday 3.30 LIVE Ford Super Sunday 6.30 LIVE Spanish Football 8.00 LIVE Spanish Football 10.00 Ford Football Special 11.30 LIVE UEFA Champions League Weekly 12.00am Spanish Football 1.30 Ford Football Special 2.55 UEFA Champions League Weekly 3.25 LIVE ICC Women’s World Cup Cricket

Sky Sports 2 11.30am Fight Night 3.00pm Sporting Greats 3.30 NBA Action 4.00 ICC Women’s World Cup Cricket 5.00 ODI Cricket 6.00 LIVE NBA 8.30 LIVE NBA 11.00 Fight Night 2.30am NBA 4.30 European Tour Golf

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 This Week In WWE 7.00 WWE Vintage 8.00 WWE: Afterburn 9.00 Super League 10.30 LIVE European Tour Golf: Joburg Open 2.30pm Sporting Greats 3.00 PSA World Series Squash 4.00 Sporting Greats 4.30 This Week In WWE 5.00 WWE: Experience 6.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf 11.00 European Tour Golf 12.30am ICC Women’s World Cup Cricket 1.30 ODI Cricket 2.30 Sporting Greats 3.00 Watersports World 4.00 Sports Unlimited 5.00 Trans World Sport

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7.00pm The British Academy Film Awards 2013: Red Carpet Show 7.30 Wallace And Gromit: A Close Shave 8.00 FILM: National Treasure (2004) 10.00 Being Human. See higlhights. 11.00 People Like Us 12.00am Family Guy (x2) 12.45 Being Human 1.45 Sun, Sex And Suspicious Parents

7.00pm Natural World Heligan: Secrets Of The Lost Gardens 8.00 Harlots, Housewives And Heroines: A 17th Century History For Girls 9.00 Queen - Days Of Our Lives (x2) 11.00 Frankie Howerd: Rather You Than Me 12.00am Pink Floyd: Wish You Were Here 1.00 The Doors - The Story Of LA Woman

2.10pm FILM: Garfield (2004) 3.45 Take Me Out 5.00 Take Me Out: The Gossip 5.50 FILM: Kindergarten Cop (1990) 8.00 The Best Of You’ve Been Framed! Animals Special 9.00 The Magaluf Weekender 10.00 FILM: Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008) 12.15am Celebrity Juice 1.00 Love In The Wild

11.55am FILM: Fried Green Tomatoes At The Whistle Stop Cafe (1991) 2.15pm The Adventures Of Sherlock Holmes 3.25 Agatha Christie’s Marple 5.20 Murder, She Wrote 6.25 FILM: Vertigo (1958) 9.00 FILM: The Birds (1963) 11.30 FILM: A Perfect Murder (1998) 1.35am The Ruth Rendell Mysteries

12.45pm Glee 1.40 Charmed 2.40 How I Met Your Mother (x5) 5.00 Revenge 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 New Girl 7.30 New Girl 8.00 FILM: Home Alone (1990) 10.00 What Happens In Kavos 11.00 My Mad Fat Diary 12.05am The Big Bang Theory (x2) 1.00 The New Normal 1.30 2 Broke Girls

11.00am Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals (x5) 1.40pm Four In A Bed (x5) 4.20 Come Dine With Me (x5) 7.00 Nashville 8.00 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces 9.00 How Britain Worked 10.00 Father Ted (x2) 11.05 Dylan Moran: Aim Low 12.10am Embarrassing Bodies 1.15 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces

11.00am Very Important Person (1961) 1.00pm Angus, Thongs And Perfect Snogging (2008) 2.55 Big Momma’s House 2 (2006) 4.50 P’Tang Yang Kipperbang (1982) 6.40 Chocolat (2000) 9.00 The General’s Daughter (1999) 11.20 A Life Less Ordinary (1997) 1.25am Double Take (2009) 3.25 Close

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monday 11 My Big Fat Gypsy Valentine Channel 4, 9pm C4 takes a walk on the wild side after receiving a fair bit of vitriol for its whole ‘Gypsy’ series and creating stereotypes with a return to the travelling community in this one-off episode. Still taking a look at courtship and marriage, the two brides under the lens are both 16 and making choices that will affect the rest of their lives.

Black Mirror Channel 4, 10pm The second hotly anticipated series of satirical dramas from the pen of Charlie Brooker kicks off in style. Martha and Ash are a young couple moving to a remote cottage together. When he dies returning the hire van, Martha’s friend tells her about a service offering a virtual Ash constructed from his social media profiles.

Ben & Kate ITV2, 9pm The US sitcom about polar opposite but co-habiting siblings is all about the dating and the Halloween tonight. Kate and bestie friend BJ are invited to a handsome neighbour’s party ad determine to look as sex-scary as possible, while Ben and Tommy stay home with candy hoping for hot moms to come visiting.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Wanted Down Under Revisited 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Saints And Scroungers 11.45 Cowboy Trap 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Only Fools And Horses Double Bill 3.15 Perfection 4.00 Escape To The Country 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. 7.30 Inside Out Glenn Campbell reports on the family who accrued almost half-a-million pounds of debt. 8.00 EastEnders The pressure is on for Bianca as she attempts to juggle her family, her first trading day on the market and the parole officer’s visit. 8.30 Inside Barclays: Banking On Bonuses – Panorama After a series of controversies, bosses at Barclays say they are changing the culture of the bank. But what went wrong? Reporter Richard Bilton investigates the bonus culture that drove one of our biggest banks. 9.00 Penguins – Spy In The Huddle 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Being Eileen Comedy series. Eileen takes in a homeless man, while Paula and Ray take in a homeless rabbit. 11.05 Blandings Comedy series based on the stories by PG Wodehouse. 11.35 The Graham Norton Show The award-winning host continues his anarchic talk show. With Mark Wahlberg and Sarah Silverman. 12.20am FILM: Thirteen Days (2000) 2.40 Weatherview 2.45 News

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6.00am This Is BBC Two 6.10 Best Of Homes Under The Hammer 7.10 The Sheriffs Are Coming 7.55 Cowboy Trap 8.25 Show Me The Monet 9.10 Countryfile 10.05 Robbed, Raided, Reunited 10.35 Click 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 The One Show 1.30 Six Nations Rugby Highlights 2.15 Classic Mastermind 2.45 Reel History Of Britain 3.15 Two Greedy Italians 4.15 Life On Earth 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Flog It! Trade Secrets 7.30 Great British Menu Cookery competition. 8.00 University Challenge University College London plays the University of Bangor in another quarter final match. Jeremy Paxman asks the questions. 8.30 Food & Drink Culinary legend Michel Roux Jr and drinks expert Kate Goodman are joined by the doyenne of British baking, Mary Berry as together they create the perfect afternoon tea. 9.00 Dancing On The Edge Drama set in London’s own jazz age. 10.00 Mock The Week Again Comedy show combining the best elements of panel show, stand-up and improvised games with two teams of comedians taking a satirical swipe at the news and world events. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Wonders Of Life Brian Cox sounds impressed. 12.20am Sign Zone: Film 2013 12.50 Sign Zone: Who Do You Think You Are? 1.50 This Is BBC Two 4.00 Ask Lara: Just Friends 4.10 Ask Lara: My Martin 4.20 Ask Lara: Balance 4.35 Ask Lara: Friends And Rivals 4.45 Ask Lara: Love Hurts 5.00 William Whiskerson 5.30 Lilly The Magnificent 5.45 Little Alien

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6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 10.25 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 According To Jim 7.25 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.25 Frasier 8.55 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 River Cottage Veg Heroes 12.35 FILM: Rio Grande (1950) 2.40 Countdown 3.30 Face The Clock 4.00 Deal Or No Deal: Hollywood Heartthrobs 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Katie makes a huge decision about her future with Declan. 7.30 Coronation Street Should Chesney help Fiz and Tyrone? 8.00 Cornwall With Caroline Quentin Caroline gets in a festive mood as she opens the Newlyn Fish Festival and meets the people at the heart of one of Cornwall’s largest fishing communities. 8.30 Coronation Street Fiz has a change of heart. 9.00 Lewis Former Oxford don Richard Seager has been murdered on the night of his release from prison – crushed to death by a Jaguar Mark 2. Seager’s last act was to scratch the number ‘500’ into the car’s paintwork. Later, another body together with a suitcase is discovered in the college chapel’s attic. The luggage label reads ‘Soo-Min Chong’. Seager was not scratching the number ‘500’ after all. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 The Agenda ITV News’s political editor Tom Bradby is joined by the big names from politics. 11.05 Monk Crime drama series. 12.00am Jackpot247 3.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 3.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 4.15 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Mitzeee is horrified to learn the full extent of Carl’s plans. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 How Safe Is Your Child’s Nursery? Channel 4 Dispatches As the government unveils its plans to increase the number of children each nursery staff member is allowed to look after, Dispatches investigates whether parents can really trust their child’s nursery. 8.30 Wild Things A look at how Britain’s landscape has changed dramatically over the last 50 years. The team head to the mountains of Snowdonia to discover how wild things have been taking on this tough terrain. Chris is on the trail of the wild rhododendron that has invaded these slopes and that carries a deadly threat that could change our countryside forever. 9.00 My Big Fat Gypsy Valentine See highlights. 10.00 Black Mirror See highlights. 11.05 Random Acts 11.10 My Daughter The Teenage Nudist Documentary. 12.15am The Shooting Gallery 1.10 Supersize Vs Superskinny 2.05 Scandal 2.50 MESH: Tourist Trap 2.55 Get Your House In Order 3.50 How To Look Good Naked 4.45 Deal Or No Deal 5.40 Baking Mad With Eric Lanlard

Channel Five

6.00 – 8.00am Children’s television 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 8.35 Roary The Racing Car 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 All-New Trisha 12.00pm Looney Tunes 12.10 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Croc Man: The Series 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 Disney Shorts 3.20 FILM: They Come Back (2007) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Harvey wakes up on his wedding day with a plaster cast around one leg, which leads to difficulty when he tries to put on his suit. 6.30 5 News 7.00 Rory And Will: Champions Of The World Entertaining documentary series. Rory McGrath and Will Mellor get thoroughly wet bellyboarding, crabbing, paddling bathtubs and eating onions in Wales and the West Country in a bid to win themselves a world title. 8.00 Police Interceptors Observational documentary series. Cumbria’s elite interceptor teams are called out to deal with a suspect gunman, a pedestrian under a car and to destroy a cannabis farm, and a Reliant Robin is bid a fiery farewell. 9.00 Britain’s Funniest Comedy Characters A countdown of the nation’s 50 favourite comedy characters. Including classic British comedy characters such as David Brent, Basil Fawlty, and Little Britain’s Lou and Andy. 11.55 Sex, Drugs And Rock ‘n’ Roll: The 60s Revealed Documentary series featuring neverbefore-seen footage of iconic figures from the 1960s. 12.55am SuperCasino 4.00 House Doctor 4.20 House Doctor 4.45 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 Wildlife SOS

Sky Sports 1 6.00am LIVE ICC Women’s World Cup Cricket 11.30 Sporting Greats 12.00pm UEFA Champions League Weekly 12.30 Ford Football Special 2.00 Spanish Football 3.30 Ford Football Special 5.00 Sporting Greats 5.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 6.30 Netbusters 7.00 LIVE Ford Monday Night Football 11.00 Netbusters 11.30 SPL Round-Up 12.00am Soccer AM: The Best Bits 1.00 Ford Monday Night Football 3.30 Netbusters 4.00 SPL Round-Up 4.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 5.30 Live International T20 Cricket

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Thrillseekers 7.00 WWE: The Bottom Line 8.00 Super League Full Time 9.00 Ford Football Special 10.30 Spanish Football 12.00pm IRB Sevens Rugby 2.00 Super League Full Time 3.00 ICC Women’s World Cup Cricket 5.00 IRB Sevens Rugby 7.00 Super League Full Time 8.00 ICC Women’s World Cup Cricket 10.00 Super League Full Time 11.00 Fishing Gurus 11.30 Fishing Gurus 12.00am ICC Women’s World Cup Cricket 2.00 European Tour Golf 4.00 PGA Tour Classic 5.00 PGA Tour Golf

Sky Sports 3 6.00am PGA Tour Golf 9.00 European Tour Golf 10.30 NBA 12.30pm European Tour Golf 2.00 Premiership Rugby 3.00 NBA 5.00 WWE: Raw 7.00 Fishing Gurus 7.30 Fishing Gurus 8.00 IRB Sevens Rugby 10.00 WWE: Late Night Bottom Line 11.00 WWE: Late Night Afterburn 12.00am WWE NXT 1.00 WWE: Late Night Raw 4.15 WWE From The Vault 4.30 Fishing Gurus 5.00 Fishing Gurus 5.30 Thrillseekers

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10.00am NCIS: LA (x4) 2.00pm Road Wars 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 Modern Family 5.30 The Simpsons 6.00 Got To Dance: Uncut 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Arrow 9.00 A League Of Their Own: Unseen 10.00 Spartacus: War Of The Damned 11.15 Cop Squad 12.15am Road Wars (x2)

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Junior Doctors: Your Life In Their Hands 9.00 The Year Of Making Love 10.00 World’s Craziest Fools 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.30am World’s Craziest Fools 1.00 The Year Of Making Love 2.00 People Like Us 2.55 Junior Doctors: Your Life In Their Hands

7.00pm News 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys 8.00 Decisive Weapons 8.30 Britain On Film 9.00 Chivalry And Betrayal: The Hundred Years War 10.00 Expedition To The End Of The World 11.00 Bullets, Boots And Bandages: How To Really Win At War 12.00am Danny Baker’s Great Album Showdown

5.05pm The Real Housewives Of Orange County 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x3) 8.30 Animal Practice 9.00 Ben & Kate. See highlights. 9.30 Up All Night 10.00 The Big Reunion 11.00 FILM: Nutty Professor II: The Klumps (2000) 1.10am Penn & Teller: Fool Us

2.00pm Wild At Heart 3.05 Wycliffe 4.15 Rising Damp 4.45 Second Thoughts 5.20 The Upper Hand 5.50 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9.00 Stephen Tompkinson’s Australian Balloon Adventure 10.00 Taggart 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.00am A Touch Of Frost

2.00pm Scrubs (x2) 3.00 Charmed 4.00 Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 New Girl (x2) 9.00 Revenge 10.00 My Mad Fat Diary 11.00 The Inbetweeners 11.30 The New Normal 12.00am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

11.40am FILM: Brighton Rock (1947) 1.30pm Time Team(x2) 3.35 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away (x2) 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 FILM: Premonition (2007) 10.50 Embarrassing Fat Bodies 11.55 Come Dine With Me 1.00am Grand Designs

11.00am The Professionals (1966) 1.30pm Topaz (1969) 4.20 The Devil At 4 O’Clock (1961) 6.50 X-Men (2000) 9.00 Blade: Trinity (2004) 11.10 Once Upon A Time In Anatolia (2011) 2.15am Wendy And Lucy (2008) 3.55 Close

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