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cross-party committee of MPs wants the government to set up a Royal Commission on drugs. David Cameron, the Prime Minister, has rejected the call. The issue has a particular importance to Brighton, often described as Britain’s drugs death capital. So it is unsurprising that Caroline Lucas, the Green MP for Brighton Pavilion, wants Mr Cameron to reconsider. Dr Lucas described the Prime Minister’s reaction as “both disappointing and deeply irresponsible” and said: “I’d urge him to think again and support a full cost-benefit analysis and impact assessment to compare the effectiveness of current drugs policy in reducing the societal, economic and health costs of drug misuse with other approaches.” She endorses the Home Affairs Select Committee’s demand for a drugs policy review. She wants to see a new approach to the treatment of addiction, recognising that the misuse of drugs is primarily a public health issue rather than a criminal justice one. This view has the support of one former Brighton drug user who likened his addiction to a disease. Robert (not his real name) is a 36 year old who lives in St James’s Street. He said: “I came from a loving home and had been to private school but I believe that addiction is an illness that’s progressive and will only get worse. I started

addiction is properly regarded in the country as a physiological addiction we deal with it as a crime. “It’s no good arresting street level dealers and putting them in prison for three or four weeks because it is such a lucrative market. There are so many vulnerable people you just get more taking their place.”

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One expert who lives in Brighton, Jason Heath, has worked with the drug treatment team at doing drugs when I was nine. The cool kids at Lewes Prison. He said that there was often a link school were taking solvent, glue and gases so I between young people going to prison, having took them too.” experienced physical or sexual abuse or coming Robert said that he was an addict from a young from a broken home, and drug or alcohol age and by 15 was dependent on cannabis, dependency. As well as working as a GP in Lewes, amphetamines, ecstasy, cocaine and alcohol. He Dr Heath also runs a substance misuse clinic said: “I developed an obsession about taking once a week. He agreed that there should be more drugs and was never sated. It was an support for people with addiction but he stressed overwhelming compulsion.” Robert started the need for early intervention. stealing to fund his habit but was caught and sent He said: “By the time they come into prison on to Feltham Young Offenders Institution for two drugs, a lot of the problems have already begun to years. He had just been released when he got into be seeded, and we need to start much earlier on – a fight with a man who died from his injuries. looking at the problems in society that lead to drug This time Robert was put away for 13 years. use, providing better opportunities to tackle the Within three months he was using heroin. He said problems and not just criminalising them.” the first time he tried heroin it was “horrendous”. It’s hard to break the cycle of drug abuse and Despite this, he started using it currently only about 10 per cent every day. His drug abuse spiralled of patients at his drug misuse until one day he had an epiphany. clinic manage to kick the habit “It’s a real He said: “I had a moment of clarity each year. Dr Heath doesn’t think and saw my life for what it was. I legalisation is necessarily the broken system. thought, chances were, I would solution and worries that either end up dead or have to stay decriminalising even cannabis It’s flawed in prison for the rest of my life.” could harm vulnerable teenagers. He said: “The difficulty arises and they keep when you’ve got different Local action papering over strengths of cannabis, with Campaigners believe early different individual the cracks” intervention rather than susceptibilities to cannabinoids criminalisation might avoid such and problems with psychosis, outcomes. And Caroline Lucas paranoia and mood disturbance at agrees with the Home Affairs Select Committee a time which is going to interfere with a that “the principal aim of government drugs policy youngster’s education and chances in life.” should be first and foremost to minimise the He believes that while there can be some damage caused to the victims of drug-related positives in going to prison, such as testing for crime, drug users and others”. blood-borne viruses and a focused approach to The establishment of a Royal Commission has managing illness, there is probably a better way. been a longstanding Green Party policy. And He said: “Prison’s expensive and it’s going to have according to Dr Lucas, its remit should include a major impact to imprison someone as a means looking at whether approaches other than to treat their drug problem.” prohibition would be more successful. It should also Former addict Robert has been clean for more consider what effect the decriminalisation and than two years but said that being in jail didn’t regulation of cannabis would have on the trade. help his recovery. He favours the abstinenceShe said that a local drugs commission had based approach supported by the likes of Andy already been set up in Brighton and Hove to Winter at Brighton Housing Trust. Robert said: examine drugs policy and addiction treatment. It “Prison is no answer. It’s not a deterrent as you was chaired by the crime writer Peter James and are given lots of free drugs and you can spend took the views of experts and practitioners and months in oblivion even in the supposedly drugexplored alternative approaches. Mike free wings. It’s a real broken system. It’s flawed Weatherley, the Conservative MP for Hove, also and they keep papering over the cracks.” organised a conference on the same subject, Robert has now turned his life around. He is which Dr Lucas attended. self-employed and planning to get married. He is It is already on record that Chief Superintendent against legalisation. He said: “I think it’s a Graham Bartlett, the Brighton and Hove divisional nonsense and I don’t see how that helps anyone police commander, favours a new policy. He said: with an addiction. I tried everything but in the end “We have drugs usage which is worse than an abstinence-based programme was the only Liverpool and parts of London, and though drug thing that worked for me.” ■


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TheVote It can be tricky to cross the Seven Dials but it’s trickier to win agreement for changes

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orty four people have been injured at the Seven Dials over the past five years, nine of them seriously. Eighteen of those injured were cyclists. It will surprise few people that the busy roundabout is one of the worst accident blackspots in Brighton and Hove. The Green Party’s transport chief, Councillor Ian Davey, had little trouble persuading people that something should be done. As so often, agreeing the details of what should be done is proving harder. A consultation exercise found most support for making it easier to cross the Dials, reducing road speeds, planting more vegetation, removing the guard railings and increasing the size of the roundabout. The initial proposals have been modified after feedback from the public. Next Tuesday 15 January Councillor Davey is due to chair the Brighton and Hove City Council Transport Committee at Hove Town Hall when the proposed changes will be debated. At a council meeting last month he picked up a flavour of the opposition to some of those proposed changes. Dave Evans, of Addison Road, Hove, raised the issue, asking: “Why are the pelican crossings being downgraded without any specific reference to them on the questionnaire when we have many disabled and vulnerable people that use Seven Dials for their local shops, post office and chemist? This question comes from the parents of a wheelchair user who know they are more secure with phased traffic lights on the existing crossing.” Mr Evans, a member of the Dials North West Community Association, also presented a petition with

almost 1,400 signatures to the council. It urged the council “to reject the proposals as they stand”. It added: “We oppose any scheme at the Dials which may lead to traffic being diverted on to residential streets. We are in favour of changes to our local area which improves the environment for all users.” After addressing the council Mr Evans criticised the public consultation and said: “Residents don’t want to see the traffic backing up. They don’t have confidence in the traffic modelling system. There’s a terrific mismatch between what councillors say residents are saying and what we’re hearing on the doorstep. Regrettably, this needs a bit more thinking about.”

Another question came from Nigel Jenner, a Labour supporter who stood in the local elections in the affected area, Goldsmid ward. He also asked about traffic being diverted or other knock-on effects while the proposed changes are carried out. He said that the knock-on effect of the closure of Old Shoreham Road to build the cycle lanes had led to more drivers using the bridge over the railway line in Wilbury Villas. Residents raised concerns but say

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The shock horror element of this match is that it is a Saturday kick off at 3pm – I think it’s one of only three in the last three months. Hopefully this isn’t just a freak and the rest of the season isn’t affected by TV schedulers. Though perhaps we should think ourselves lucky; the pattern of games will be even more chaotic if the Albion achieve the dream of top flight football. In the case of Derby County, their one similarity to the Albion shows how clubs in the Championship can thrive and prosper. Nigel Clough and Gus Poyet are two of the longest serving managers in the Championship. Derby are looking solid and on the fringes of a push for the play offs, just like Albion. The big spenders are always going to dominate, but if you're not backed by massive foreign wealth, Derby and Brighton are showing clubs like Blackburn and Nottingham Forest how it’s done. Expect a tight 0-0 draw but no sign of “Gus out” or “Nigel out” from their respective supporters, which is as it should be. Words: Mark Brailsford

The transfer window may be a circus of hype and daft interviews through car windows, but it presents the best opportunity for clubs like The Albion to sort out the squad for a promotion push. Exciting times lay ahead if that elusive striker arrives and while the received wisdom is that clubs that buy in the window rarely get full value from it, the Albion feel like a club who have been biding their time until this transfer window kicks in. Where Gus and the team have been fortunate is in the kamikaze nature of the “form” teams. Any team can beat another at the moment it seems, and although Albion haven’t beaten any of the top teams at home so far, Albion are sitting comfortably in the top ten. This may be a rather tantalising prospect for a player wanting to break into English football from abroad; some come to impress at a smaller club to later secure a big move to a top Premier League club as in the case of players who move to clubs like Wigan and then on from there. Brighton and Hove Albion are arguably bigger now than the likes of Wigan and with a more attractive stadium and location and are well placed to bring in a Michu or a Bentake, at a bargain price and kick onwards and upwards. As Gus thinks English players are overpriced, expect players from abroad who may be here today and gone tomorrow. Let us hope they’re not injury prone like a certain Spanish invisible man.

Gus Poyet was pleased with the way that his side adapted to the conditions at Portman Road following their 3-0 win against Ipswich Town on New Year’s Day Poyet told seagulls.co.uk: “Because of the conditions of the pitch we decided to play a bit longer which was good for Macca. The lads were complaining that the ball was not rolling very well so we had to be clever and play a different way. “Earlier in the season we were very good at knowing when to play short and play long but lately we have been playing shorter. It was good percentage football. There

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ll change at The Amex? At the time of writing the clock has started ticking on the transfer deadline. By the end of January we will know who’s in and who’s out, and whether Vicente actually exists or was a figment of a dream. First let’s deal with who may be going. If one of The Albion’s star players do move on, don’t expect too much remorse from Gus Poyet who accepts that players the fans adore will go elsewhere. As Gus himself was a high profile player at a top Premier League club, he knows what the rewards feel like and he doesn’t blame any player for wanting to play at the highest level. For the fans who prefer to hold onto the idea of loyalty in a player, this is a difficult time: the incomprehensible amounts of money footballers earn and the media frenzy in the transfer market means that old fashioned ideas such as the one club player are rare indeed. The exception to the rule is Steven Gerrard at Liverpool, but this is only because Mourinho was on his way out of Chelsea and Gerrard changed his mind about leaving. So if Bridcutt, CMS and Buckley are all still Albion players by the end of the deadline then Albion fans will be delighted. As for those who may be coming in, the rumours indicate that Gus will have brought in a striker by now, maybe more than one signing too. Some fringe players may be moved on, Hoskins, in particular appears to have missed the opportunity to nail down a permanent place, and if this mythical Spanish or Argentinean player is about to sign, will CMS be surplus to requirements?

are always reasons behind what we do and the decisions we make." Goals from Mackail-Smith, Dean Hammond and Wayne Bridge secured a first win in five games, which delighted the Albion boss. “The most important thing is that we returned to winning ways because it had been too long. We were professional, we defended well and we made it very difficult for them. We were difficult to beat and for the first time in a while we were clinical in front of goal. “We had to be better in both boxes and we did that. Then you have a chance of winning games. If we are clinical we are going to win plenty of games and we have started the new year in a proper way.” Will Jago


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IMMACULATE CONCEPTION? Brighton popstar Conor Maynard, who has reached the heady heights of stardom since NeYo discovered his self-made videos on YouTube, is apparently helping to boost the global birth-rate. A fan recently divulged to the ‘Vegas Girl’ singer that she’d conceived whilst listening to his music – with the help of someone one else we can only imagine, unless Maynard’s powers are truly godly. Conor was more than happy to oblige commenting: “It's nice to know I cause pregnancy.” His mother must be so proud.

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fter having the likes of Elton John spotted mingling within our local crowds during 2012 we felt it was only fair to give you the heads up on the must-see gigs of 2013 in this banging seaside city. This year looks set to be killer with a wide range of musicians and comedians set to descend on Brighton, at all the amazing venues we have dotted around the place. The Brighton Centre kicks off the year with Gary Barlow in Concert (17th January) followed by fellow boy-bander Ronan Keating on the 20th. February sees Paloma Faith, Plan B, Little Mix and JBPR favourite Example take to the stage at the venue, ensuring a flutter of must-see shows will overtake the seaside venue to kick-start the year. For the more alternative among you head to Jake Bugg at the Brighton Dome – the newcomer has announced his biggest headline tour to-date – fresh from supporting the likes of Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds – and he hits the Dome on the 18th. Red Dwarf star, Robot Wars Master of Ceremonies and BBC Radio 6 funk master Emeli Sande Craig Charles will be hitting Concorde 2 in March for a guest DJ set – proving Brighton’s dedication to a more eclectic scene remains strong. Audio is giving them a run for their money though, with rising-superstar DJ Cyril Hahn taking to their decks on 8th March. Back at the Brighton Centre TV pin-ups and sexy singers Olly Murs (5–6th March) and The Script (20th March) will be storming the stage, as well as Australia’s much-loved musical veteran Olivia Newton-John (14th). Make sure you’re back at the Dome for April however, with Emeli ‘I-appearedeverywhere-possible-in-2012’ Sande bringing her sell-out soul to the beautiful venue, before Mick Hucknall’s first ever solo show comes on the 15th. So there you have a round up of the first four month’s highlights to keep you going – we’ll keep you updated throughout the year on all your entertainment needs!

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ROCK & ROLL? It’s rumoured that Kate Winslet has settled down in East Sussex with her new beau Ned RocknRoll – the ridiculouslynamed nephew of multimillionaire Richard Branson. After being given away by Titanic costar and long time friend Leonardo DiCaprio at her Christmas wedding, Kate ‘n’ Ned retreated to the countryside manor for their honeymoon. According to reports the star has already come to blows with the locals however, with residents of the quiet hamlet voting against her application for two-metre high gates to protect the property – not all that rock ‘n’ roll now, are we Ned? © Picselect

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L7 Hotlist Cafés & restaurants catering for all tastes. For more dining options visit www.thelatest.co.uk British & Modern European

though is their open attitude; everyone gets the same charming welcome – guests and diners, locals and visitors alike – and when you have been once, you will want to return again and again.” – Andrew Kay, L7 food writer. Their reasonably priced menu starts at £13.95 for two courses, £15.95 for three, Sunday to Thursday; £17.95 for two courses, £19.95 for three on Friday and Saturday. À la carte menu available. Open 6pm. New Steine Bistro, 10/11 New Steine, Brighton, BN2 1PB, 01273 681546/695415, www.newsteinehotel.com

The Foragers

With their constantly changing seasonal menu, now’s the time to catch a few wild favourites at this multi award winning pub, such as duck, venison or wild rabbit. And for those of you thinking about the festive times the Foragers offers both value for money and exceptional quality, for groups of six or more they offer a £22 per head lunch or £25 per head dinner. Book now to avoid disappointment. The Foragers, 3 Stirling Place, Hove, BN3 3YU 01273 733134, www.theforagerspub.co.uk

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The Old Bank Steak & Ribs

Kemp Town’s friendly new steakhouse restaurant serves delicious food with great service in a warm and comfortable setting. Locally owned and aiming to be the Cheers of the neighbourhood, The Old Bank offers quality steak and ribs, local catch of the day, grilled chicken and vegetarian dishes at great value prices. A great wine list complements wholesome and satisfying food. The kids’ menu is also great value. Open Mon–Fri, 5pm–9.30pm; Sat–Sun, 12pm–10pm; live background Sunday jazz 6–8pm. Open all day bank holidays and now the garden is open. The Old Bank, 120 St George’s Road, Kemp Town Village, BN1 1EA, 01273 682200, www.oldbankkemptownbrighton.com

Chinese Gars Restaurant

This old Brighton favourite offers an exciting menu with some great new ideas and a wholly different experience in terms of style and presentation. Smart service, beautiful interiors and a chic atmosphere make this one of the city’s top places to be seen. Start downstairs at the bar. Eat from £10. Gars, 19 Prince Albert Street, Brighton, 01273 321321, www.gars.co.uk

French Cocoa Patisserie

Cocoa is an authentic French patisserie near Brighton station. Everything is home-made on the premises each morning with the finest ingredients. A selection of pastries, cakes, tarts, biscuits, jams, ice creams, sandwiches, quiches, toasties and salads to eat in or take away. Beautiful cakes made to order. Cocoa, 48 Queens Road, Brighton, BN1 3XB, 01273 777412, www.cocoabrighton.co.uk

New Steine Bistro

“With more than a soupçon of Gallic charm, The New Steine Bistro are true bon viveurs. No fancy pants fashion fads here, but some well executed classics. Most importantly

Chaula’s Lewes

Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. Also a wide variety of vegetarian, vegan as well as gluten and wheat free dishes. Buffet available 11am–3pm Monday to Saturday. Chaula’s Eastgate House, 6 Eastgate Street, Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk

Chaula’s Brighton

A second venue for this brilliant Indian restaurant is now open here in Brighton. Superb regional dishes, fresh tasting and exciting. Chaula and her team breathe fresh air into the idea of Indian food with authentic recipes served in bright and stylish surroundings. The cooking is executed with a light touch too, no heavy ghee-based sauces here but an altogether healthier approach – but not at the cost of flavour. Both delicious and affordable. Buffet available for £7.99; Meal Deal for £9.99. Chaula’s, 2–3 Little East Street, Brighton, BN1 1HT, 01273 771661, www.chaulas.co.uk

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Italian Donatello

Flagship venue of this local family-run business serving excellent Italian food in stylish surroundings. Brilliant value meal deals on blackboards – two courses £6.95 or three for £8.95 – as well as à la carte. The haunt of celebs in season from soap stars to politicos. Fun, friendly and fabulous value. Donatello, Brighton Place, Brighton, BN1 1HJ, 01273 775477, www.donatello.co.uk

Gourmet Pizza Kitchen

Eat in, takeaway or delivery – Gourmet Pizza Kitchen offers the authentic taste of traditional stone-baked pizza with a gourmet twist. A great selection of unique and innovative gourmet topping combinations for all pizza lovers looking for that extra taste experience. Fresh dough is made daily

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on the premises and cooked in a wood stove oven using the highest quality ingredients for fantastic tasting pizza. Open 12pm–11pm daily, including lunchtime special: Italian Flatbread Foccacinas. Pizzas from just £6. Gourmet Pizza Kitchen, 40 Western Road, Hove, BN3 1JD, 01273 726777, www.gourmetpizzakitchen.co.uk

Mediterraneo Deli

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This year, celebrate Christmas in a unique Mediterranean atmosphere. Two courses for £19.95, three courses for £24.95. Book now! Mediterraneo Deli is a family business, dedicated to serving you truly genuine, great tasting, authentic Sicilian food. They enjoy catering for all events, from lunch meetings to dinner parties and weddings. Open 9.30am–3pm Mon-Fri, 10.30am–3pm Sat. Evenings: bookings only. Mediterraneo Deli, 2a Clyde Road, Brighton, BN1 4NP, 01273 674350, www.mediterraneodeli.co.uk

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Thai The Green Mango

The Green Mango has arrived to spice up Brighton and Hove. This modern Thai restaurant is committed to giving you the complete Thai experience, with the most authentic food possible. Lunch starts at £4.95, and they’re open every day, so come down and ‘gin yur yur’ (eat a lot!). The Green Mango, 8 Church Road, Hove, BN3 2FL, 01273 327226, www.thegreenmangohove.com

Street Thai

Dishes served here are simple, healthy and delicious using the finest and freshest ingredients. Thai people love their street food and Street Thai is the most authentic way of eating and experiencing Thai food. Set menu is available every day except Saturday with twocourses at £8.95 and three-courses at £10.95. Street Thai, 01273 207444, 5 & 20 Brighton Square, Brighton BN1 1HD


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ANDREW KAY’S FOOD & DRINK

Food & Drink Andrew Kay looks back at some of his favourite food places of 2012

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hen I first started writing this column some years ago now I instigated a set of awards. It was a low key affair, little to do with the massive award ceremonies that we see today and it had a simple voting system. I made the decisions on my own. Strangely, they started to be taken seriously and gradually changed into Pelham House the Latest Awards and more recently into the Latest Festival and Fringe Awards, at which point there was little room for my Best Pudding category or Booziest Dish of the Year. Of course we now have the marvellous Sussex Food & Drink Awards and the Brighton Foodies, and more of the latter later this spring as I will be announcing major changes to L’Eglise the Foodies. But in the interim I thought I would offer you a grazing menu of some of my favourites from 2012. Here they are, and in no particular order. The Coalshed came onto the scene in a burst of flames and pretty soon found a loyal fan base. I have been several times, unusual for me and my restaurant-packed schedule, but I love it. In particular I have loved the Moshimo Sunday roast deal at £25 for two which to my mind knocks spots off most of the competing Sunday roasts. Great flavours and great value and well worth booking for. With Sunday lunch in mind but not specifically for that reason my second choice is another newcomer, The Cuthbert. I’ve been several times and, as yet, have had nothing short of delicious Pizza 500 food and great service. The menu is inventive, seasonal and generous. It offers great value for the kind of food that posher joints would charge double for – and give you smaller portions. The lunch menu is a real bargain and well worth checking out and in fine weather the garden is a great place to relax – if you can persuade the families that you are not Injuns to their offsprings cowboys. Out of town there are some great choices, this year I fell in love once again with Pelham House in Lewes. It has all the charm of a country hotel, but is on

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an easy bus route. The food is great; classics and classics with a twist. Generous portions do not come with a hefty price tag and the menu is versatile enough to snack or feast. Always look for the seasonal dishes as they are great with game and when it comes to puds... need I say more? Agua Dulce Back in town I have a few favourites, the places that you might catch me in time and time again. For classic French La Choza bistro I hang my hat in L’Eglise in Hove. It is good, honest and affordable, and served with real gallic charm. Moshimo is my first choice for Japanese and is far more than just a sushi joint with great new dishes all the time and an exemplary record for being sustainable. Not a pizza fan, I changed my tune when I discovered Pizza 500 close to Preston Park. Great pizzas but stunning gnocchi and Sicilian sausage. It’s small and not much to look at but great food and they now take cards which is brilliant news for those of us who are too posh to carry cash. I also love Agua Dulce; having spent too many years holidaying in Spain I can certainly say The Chilli Pickle this is the only place that cooks real Spanish home cooking. Delicious! My new hot tip was equally unlikely. I have spent years saying how I dislike Mexican food, but I love La Choza and their funky, fun and truly affordable street food. It’s spicy, busy and irresistible. In the evenings I can often be found in Carluccio’s where the food is good, reliable and great value and the service is superb, as chains go this has the heart of an independent. The hottest seat in town in 2012 has been for The Chilli Pickle, booking is pretty essential – but worth it. Their brave move from small to massive has certainly paid off and they are now getting much deserved national acclaim. The Restaurant at Drake’s Hotel

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It would be crazy for me not to mention the two restaurants that were closest to my heart last year. In Brighton The Restaurant at Drake’s Hotel took part in my International Chef Exchange project, embracing and supporting the concept in a way that I could only have dreamed of with Chef Andy McKenzie cooking up a storm both here and abroad. I thank them all for that. And in Maastricht, yes Holland again, I have to thank young chef Audrey Eussen who came to Drakes and wowed us with her cooking skills. Massive thanks to everyone in Maastricht, especially the Beaumont family, for joining in the party. If you missed the event in the Brighton and Hove Food and Drink Festival then watch this space. Our new wing, Latest.TV Brighton, has filmed the whole event both here and in the Netherlands, and with me presenting. I’ve seen the rushes and it’s exciting stuff for foodies and friends. I only hope that 2013 brings as many great stories to report, and remember, I don’t write about places I dislike, only about places I would happily eat at again. The Coalshed, 8 Boyce’s Street, Brighton, BN1 1AN, 01273 322998 www.coalshed-restaurant.co.uk The Cutherbert, 136 Freshfield Road, Brighton, BN2 0BR, 01273 699693 www.thecuthbertpubandkitchen.co.uk Pelham House, Saint Andrew's Lane, Lewes, BN7 1UW, 01273 488600 www.pelhamhouse.com

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WHAT’S ON STAGE

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down to training. We’ve got some dancers that are more hip-hop based than ballet based and contemporary dancers, so a real mixture.” So you’re imparting the lessons you’ve learnt throughout your careers onto the dancers? “As much as we can, yes. They’re young dancers and young dancers are always after information, information, information – and that’s what we’re trying to give them.”

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What sort of audience do you attract? It seems as though there is quite a young feeling to the group... “It’s become very mixed actually. The last tour we did, there were 14 year olds up to 60 and 70 year olds. It’s becoming more of a theatre audience than a serious contemporary dance audience, which is great because more people are coming to see the show.”

Latest 7 speaks to Michael Nunn about The Talent 2013, the company, & everything they’ve achieved over the last 12 years

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he award-winning, internationally renowned and hugely popular BalletBoyz® will be touring next spring with The Talent 2013. After thrilling audiences all over the globe with dance shows on stage and on screen, the tenstrong all male company head to Brighton Dome this month with brand new works by Liam Scarlett – one of the UK’s most promising dance-makers – and Russell Maliphant, a multi-award-winning choreographer and Associate Artist of Sadler’s Wells.

You’ve had The Talent on tour for the last four years. Is each show very different? “Yes! Each tour we put on is very different and the tour that’s coming up next – well, we’re really pushing the guys this time and it’s going to be a tough evening for them physically... but I think it’s going to be an enjoyable one. I hope it’s going to be the best show yet.”

As an award-winning and respected dancer yourself, what prompted you to create BalletBoyz with Billy Trevitt in 2000, and what is the company’s artistic mission? “We’d been leading dancers with the Royal Ballet for a long time and we’ve performed all the roles that we’ve really wanted to – at that point things start repeating... there are only so many princes in Sleeping Beauty you can do. Obviously, I know it is a bit of a cliché, but a dancer’s career is very short and we thought ‘now what shall we do with the rest of our time?’ We decided to go off on our own and commission people to make work for us – and that’s where we are really. We create work, touring and performing as much as we can. We’ve been very lucky!” You first came up with the idea of The Talent in 2010, and you’ve toured shows with the group every year since. What, or rather, who is The Talent and where did the idea come from to form the group in the first place? “The idea behind The Talent was Billy and I obviously weren’t getting any younger and, rather than just bowing out very slowly and just performing bits and pieces, we decided to stop completely and employ a group of young men that we could hopefully hand on some of the skills that we’ve learnt over the years. They seem to have captured the public’s imagination and gone from strength to strength. We have ten dancers now, and they’ve come from all over the place! Rather then just getting people to send in CVs and going through their experience – seeing where they’ve trained and where they’ve danced before, we would have an open audition where anyone that wanted to come and dance for us could have a go, a bit X Factor I suppose. Sometimes people look great on paper but they’re in front of you and have no charisma or have no talent and that’s what we were looking for – talent. So it wasn’t necessarily

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>THIS WEEK’S MUST SEES Brighton Philharmonic Orchestra Concert Hall, Brighton Dome Sunday 13 January Box office 01273 709709 www.brightondome.org Starlight Express

Starlight Express The Brighton Centre Until Saturday 12 January Box office 0844 847 1515 www.brightoncentre.co.uk Quartermaines’s Terms Theatre Royal Brighton Tuesday 8–Saturday 12 January Box office 08448 717 650 www.atgtickets.com/brighton The Circus of Horrors The Hawth, Crawley Friday 11 January Box office 01293 553636 www.tickets.hawth.co.uk

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CLUBS: IT IS STILL 1985 Brighton’s favourite ‘80s party. Playing global power pop from the likes of: Prince, Tears For Fears, Tina Turner, Madonna and Talking Heads. As well as Foreigner, Phil Collins and The Cure. The Haunt, Sat 12 Jan, 11pm, £3

with jazz fusion and noise rock with Last Exit. This will be his only UK gig. Before that there is a screening of Bernard Josse and Gérard Rouy’s Soldier Of The Road. Green Door Store, Sun 13 Jan, 4pm (film), 6pm (gig)

CLUBS: SECRET DISCOTHEQUE A celebration of the songs that formed the soundtrack to your youth. Playing Katy Perry, Blondie, Hanson, Queen, Michael Jackson, Madonna, Spice Girls, S Club 7 and Backstreet Boys. Coalition, Thu 10 Jan, 11pm, £2–£4

MUSIC: DAUGHTER Jeff Hemmings on Daughter’s upcoming Brighton gig

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MUSIC: PETER BRÖTZMANN UK TRIO Brötzmann is among the most important European free jazz musicians; his rough, lyrical timbre is easily recognised on his many recordings. He’s been make albums since 1967, including a flirtation MUSIC: JINA Equally aggressive and sensual band from France, inhabiting the worlds of grunge and punk, but crucially with melodies. The core of Jina is made up of duo Jeane (vocals) and Clem (guitar). Just one of three UK dates. Latest Musicbar, Fri 11 Jan, 8pm, £5 MUSIC: BLACK BONDS Brighton rock revivalists head up a Cable Club night, the long standing local band showcase. They recently held their Devil’s Gold EP launch at, er, Platinum Lace... Joel Peter and Halfway are also on the bill. Prince Albert, Wed 9 Jan, 8pm, £4/3

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aughter are Elena Tonra and Igor Haefeli (along with recent addition Remi Aguilella on drums). Boyfriend and girlfriend, what Elena’s and Igor’s relationship is like is anyone’s guess: “I want you so much/ But I hate your guts” goes the couplet on their track, ‘Landfill’. While on ‘Youth’ she sings ‘All our feelings are dead’. Almost needless to say, Daughter’s world is full of haunting melodies and moody atmospherics, plus a sprinkling of pain and drama. “‘Smother’ is more about a breakdown than a break-up, and me looking at myself in quite a negative manner," Elena has said. “Maybe there are things I shouldn’t say...” Their recent EP on the uber-trendy Communion label, The Wild Youth, saw them catapult into the nation’s consciousness, with legendary label 4AD subsequently signing them: expect their debut album, Smother, in the next few weeks. 4AD are an apt choice for this band who employ plenty of moody introspection, ambient sonics and haunting textures within their sound, not a million miles away from the likes of Bon Iver, Laura Marling and St. Vincent. Things have been moving fast for Daughter: Elena, 21, began performing as a stripped-down acoustic singer but upon meeting Haefeli the seeds of the bands sound were sown. “I got a bit bored of just me and my guitar,” says Elena. Bleak yet heartening, stripped back yet epic, Daughter should nicely fill the cavernous, reverential space that is St. Mary’s Church in kemp Town, ripe for a mid-January jolly... St. Mary’s Church, Thursday 17 January, 7pm, £12

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WHAT’S ON COMEDY&FILM FILM: GANGSTER SQUAD (15) Dir: Ruben Fleischer It’s gangsters versus cops on the mean streets of 1940s Los Angeles, as the wise guys’ monopoly on business gets to breaking point and a crack team of incorruptible cops are brought in to show them what’s what. With a stellar cast including Sean Penn, Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone. Released Fri 11 Jan Showing at Odeon and Cineworld

FILM: LES MISÉRABLES The blockbuster musical destined to blow everybody’s socks off has finally arrived

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nfin! After many teaser trailers, eked out information about how the actors were required to sing live on set as opposed to miming along with their pre-recorded perfection, and heartstrings plucked from those wild choruses, the cinematic event that is Les Misérables is here! From the moment Susan Boyle let loose with ‘I Dreamed A Dream’ the soundtrack captivated the nation, and then the world. So it was hardly surprising that this was in the works before long. The story starts with Jean Valjean (Hugh Jackman) in post-Revolution nineteenth century France. An ex prisoner, life is hard for Valjean, and it’s no picnic for the rest of France either with hunger rife and destitution just a day’s work away. It’s hardly surprising then, when Valjean breaks the terms of his parole and soon finds himself fiercely hunted by the ruthless policeman Javert (Russell Crowe) with a tenacity that will not let up. Whilst being perused, Valjean meets factory worker Fantine (Anne Hathaway), also on hard times, and agrees to care for her daughter Cosette (Amanda Seyfried) – a decision that will change all of their lives forever. You may not think you know the songs, but you do. Familiar reprieves, passionate entreaties, and much more... there’s a reason this has been a hit in the West End with theatre-goers for years. Also starring Sacha Baron Cohen, Helena Bonham Carter, Samantha Barks (who won the role that Taylor Swift was after) and Eddie Redmayne. Don’t forget to bring a mansize box of hankies with you. Directed by Tom Hooper, Rated 12A. Released Friday 11 January Showing at Odeon and Cineworld

COMEDY: FOSTER’S COMEDY CRACK UP The hilariously brash Ray Peacock (above) is not afraid to say what he thinks. His mixture of audience banter and story-telling excellence has made him a favourite headliner on the comedy circuit. With support from Phil Wang. The Quadrant, Thu 10 Jan, 7.30pm, £5/4 COMEDY: VINEGAR KNICKERS: ON THE EDGE Join Harriet, Sam and Katie on a

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desperate quest to be the edgiest sketch group on earth. In a laundrette. Yes way! Upstairs At Three And Ten, Sat 12 Jan, 7.30pm, £8.50/7 COMEDY: LAUGHTERMARKET For those who missed the fantabulous Luisa Omielan when she visited last May, here’s your chance to catch the high energy rising star. Also filling the laughter pews are Rachel Parris, Flange Krammer, Rob Dumbrell, Phil Jerrod and Melissa Moreman. The Old Market, Thu 10 Jan, 8pm, £4 COMEDY: RACING MINDS Acclaimed improvised comedy quartet Racing Minds create hilarious worlds of humorous invention based entirely on audience suggestions. Upstairs At Three And Ten, Tue 8 Jan, 7.30pm, £8.50/7 For full details of film times: www.odeon.co.uk www.picturehouses.co.uk www.cineworld.co.uk www.worthingtheatres.co.uk

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tues 8 jan action for happiness

whole night or £3.50/£3 social dancing only

a movement for positive social change. 7.30pm, free

fri 11 jan jina + the nuts

thurs 10 jan catalyst club

french new wave punks 8pm £5

wed 9 jan tango boot camp argentine tango with tango bootcamp. 8pm–11.30pm £8/£5

the old traditions of a french salon blended with debating societies. 8pm, £5

sat 12 jan tenderhooks + the move-ons + the wildflowers 8pm £4/£3


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EVENTS: ACTION FOR HAPPINESS Action For Happiness is a movement for positive social change. We’re bringing together people from all walks of life who want to play a part in creating a happier society for everyone. Latest MusicBar, Tue 8 Jan, 7.30pm, free

Latin-inspired, easy to follow, exhilarates your senses and works all your major muscle groups in a high-energy cardio blast. Featuring exotic rhythms like salsa, merengue and samba to sexy Latin and international beats. Circus Circus, Wed 9 Jan, 10.45–11.45am, £6 drop-in class EVENTS: WALKING DEAD Based on Peter James’ first two novels in his Roy Grace series, Dead Simple and Looking Good Dead, this walk is a journey through Roy Grace’s Brighton. The tour visits the actual locations used in the novels, scenes of gruesome murders and discoveries, haunts of the criminals and more intriguing places. Meet outside the front entrance of Brighton Station, Sat 12 Jan, 3–5pm, £10/8 www.brightonwalks.com EVENTS: ZUMBA WITH SHERRYN WATKINS Join Sherryn for an exciting and energetic dance workout. Zumba is

ART: JACQUELINE WILSON Daydreams And Diaries: The Story Of Jacqueline Wilson, is an exhibition dedicated to the bestselling children’s author, a journey that explores her favourite stories,

characters and working process. Daydreams And Diaries: The Story Of Jacqueline Wilson, Hove Museum & Art Gallery, New Church Road, Hove, 01273 290900. Until 30 April.

ART: COLIN MOORE Scottish artist Colin Moore paints in oil and makes prints using a multiblock linocut technique, many of his pictures owe something to the public art produced during his childhood by the post-war generation of British Modernists. Colin’s first book, Propaganda Prints, is a history of art in the service of social and political change. He is a member of Southbank Printmakers Association and is a founder member of Tile Kiln Studios, an artists’ collective in North London. His work is exhibited regularly in galleries around the UK. Colin Moore, Pelham House, St. Andrews Lane, Lewes, Thu 10 Jan–Tue 19 Feb

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STARS | TV

STARS With Val Aviv

★ARIES {Mar 21–Apr 20}

Pay close attention to the communications that are coming through this week as it will give you an inkling into the level of influence you possess. A job offer could produce a contract which requires your consideration. Moves made this week will enhance your career indefinitely.

★TAURUS {Apr 21–May 21}

It’s going to be difficult not to sound like an authority, walk like an authority and be your own master. Indeed, as heavy footed Mars helps you communicate your knowledge with the world, it is quickly apparent you are a trifle, not to be trifled with.

★GEMINI {May 22–June 21}

Others are keen to support you. A new slightly less predictable and brazen you is itching to get your teeth into a new adventure. Feeding your mind and soul could not be more rewarding now.

★CANCER {June 22–July 22}

From the far flung reaches of your innermost world emerges the courage required to bring about an important shift of your consciousness. This has been long awaited so it’s not the energy to idle away without conscious direction.

★LEO {July 23–Aug 22}

You are pegged into your commitments and fulfilling them with the dedication and focus of a sterling leader. Messages at work could shake you up, but are an important catalyst for a life changing philosophy to find integration in your affairs.

★VIRGO {Aug 23–Sep 22}

You can work more effectively alone without a need for the interruption or advice of others. The team may not lay down and leave you to it with such insouciance, so be sensitive as you sidestep and make haste your exit.

★LIBRA {Sep 23–Oct 22}

Yes, gravity is a good thing! Especially if you want the words you say to have a long lasting effect. People may say ‘A man who looks to his past has no future’. But sometimes a little reflection makes for a lot of direction.

★SCORPIO {Oct 23–Nov 21}

If you’re struggling to find a moment’s peace from the bombardment of communications, social obligations or existential longings, then why not put more energy into it? Disruptions around the home won’t just go away, but who’d want them to, when it’s such a motivating frustration?

★SAGITTARIUS {Nov 22–Dec 20}

Partnerships have given you much to muse over, but there’s much more to life than seeing art. You will need to embody and become the artist if you are to live to your fullest potential. Your mind is sharp as an axe, perfect for carving a dent on the material world.

★CAPRICORN {Dec 21–Jan 19}

There’s nothing stopping you from opening your heart, you may spend a little too much time locked in the confines of your thinking self – leaving your heart on ‘stand by’ for a more appropriate time. Just breathing the gift of life into it can be all the sustenance you need.

★AQUARIUS {Jan 20–Feb 19}

There is a sense of wrapping up the previous year in preparation for a new beginning, so a stay at home or hibernate feeling could envelop or overwhelm you. Notice though how far you can fly into the unconscious realms, if the world is made of dreams, then you are one of the people who is making the world.

★PISCES {Feb 20–Mar 20}

Friendships are where it’s at, along with group associations and planning your illustrious future. Don’t let the team down by dreaming small. You’ll have fun planning an epic conclusion. The best part is now though and being with those who put the colour, magic and spice into your life. Val Aviv is the presenter for Brighton Lights on Latest TV www.thelatest.tv For more astrological insights and monthly horoscopes visit www.valaviv.com or for a personal astrological reading contact Val Aviv at: astrology@valaviv.com

L7 TV Your weekly TV guide 88 – 14 JANUARY they could get, while relocating all of the scaly malevolence to the other side of the Atlantic. They’ve even got a main protagonist whose wife/girlfriend/lady-type-he’s-devoted-to was also ‘lost’ thanks to the random appearance of With Victoria Nangle an anomaly. Oh yes, and they are still called ‘anomalies’, even though this crew of quickly assembled and back-story-explained adventurers have never been made aware of the fact that they appeared in Britain first. And were called ‘anomalies’. The set-up is both familiar and reassuring, but not identical to the Brit original. Evan Cross is a wealthy businessman who directs a lot of his company’s R&D money into researching the squiggly mirror type thing that produced a t’s not a new thing to strip away an idea from a magnetic disturbance and happened to be right by foreign shore and try to recreate the success the the monster that attacked his much beloved. Ange series had on its home ground. It’s not even is his Girl-Friday, who keeps all of his assets unheard of, thanks to Doctor Who and its impact on running along nicely, Toby is the tech lady who BBC Worldwide, to have a series widen works for him with a certain ‘geek its location hunts and casting call to a chic’ about her. And Mac is the Brit “Creatures more global arena, allowing for security guy he promotes and international funding to be introduced into ‘special projects’ on a can clearly see moves along with a few twangy accents. whim. Add to that a park rangerWhat does seem original to Primeval: woman working in ‘predator only through a style New World, is the concept of picking control’ and a government bod up a previously concluded TV series in a basement with fish-eye lens” buried and relocating it wholesale to the paperwork amongst reportings of other side of the world, and things that go ‘grr’ in the night, and continuing the story from where the original series there’s your full set for a Canada-based Primeval left off. So, dinosaurs are turning up in Vancouver, gathering ready to roll by the end of episode one. Canada. Fancy that. There’s even a familiar face lurking in the corners Doing a little digging, it’s interesting to see that to drop snippets of info in a mysterious manner. this has been described as a ‘spin off’ and yet is Most agreeable. It almost makes you forget that being produced by an entirely different production this is supposed to be a new, fresh series. But company. There’s still the TV-quality CGI monsters, then that’s exactly what it is – a new series, and in all other-worldly creatures can clearly see only no way any kind of a re-vamp. If it ain’t broke... through a fish-eye lens, and the danger level sits Primeval: New World, Watch, Tuesday 8 January comfortably in the very same Saturday afternoon/early evening zone as the series’ Follow me: latestvicky predecessor. It is the closest thing to the original as

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tuesday 8 All You Can Eat ITV1, 9pm This documentary explores the rise in popularity of competitive eating. Hailing from the States, with its love of super-sized challenges, Britain is putting its own twist on the trend, with the likes of Whitstable’s oyster eating competition, Dorset’s World Stinging Nettle Championship and Brighton’s Fiery Foods festival.

Don’t Blame Facebook Channel 4, 10pm Facebook could change your life. And we’re not talking about all of those party invites you’re now privy to. Over the last few years social media has taken on a life of its own, from the most extraordinary faux-pas to criminal prosecutions. This documentary takes a look at the status quo of your status. Like.

Alien Investigations More4, 10pm Seen an alien? You’re not the only one! This collects four of the most bizarre ‘alien sightings’ from the last five years and examines them to discover whether there really are visitors from another world. Using cutting edge technology and DNA testing, you can bet the men in white coats got a bit excited at this project.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Wanted Down Under 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Rip Off Britain: Holidays 11.45 Cowboy Trap 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Privates 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Perfection 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders The fallout continues in Albert Square. 8.00 Holby City Hanssen has to face his demons from his past. When Jac discovers the reason behind Hanssen’s actions, she has to make a choice between loyalty and ambition. 9.00 Death In Paradise Detective drama series. DI Richard Poole struggles to muster that loving feeling for the local voodoo festival celebrating romance and friendship. However, an understanding of the nature of love, friendship and the ties that bind, proves vital in solving a mysterious murder. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Parking Mad Observational documentary about people who fight their parking tickets. 11.25 FILM: The Rebound (2009) Starring Catherine Zeta-Jones, Justin Bartha, Andrew Cherry. Comedy following a 40-year-old divorcee who tries to build a new life for her family in New York as she embarks on a relationship with a much younger man. 12.55am Weatherview 1.00 Sign Zone: Dara O Briain’s Science Club 2.00 MasterChef: The Professionals 3.00 You’ve Been Scammed 3.30 You’ve Been Scammed 4.00 News

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6.40am Homes Under The Hammer 7.40 Rip Off Britain: Holidays 8.25 Cowboy Trap 8.55 FILM: The Sky’s The Limit (1943) 10.20 FILM: Top Hat (1935) 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Darts: World Championships 4.15 Rivers With Griff Rhys Jones 5.15 Antiques Roadshow

6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Great British Railway Journeys Michael Portillo takes to the tracks with his copy of Bradshaw’s Victorian railway guidebook. 7.00 Heir Hunters The heir hunters investigate the case of Victor Evans from Bedford who died at the age of 88. The name Evans is very common and proves a real headache for the heir hunters. Will they be able to track down any heirs? 8.00 Stargazing LIVE Dara O Briain and Professor Brian Cox celebrate the night sky. They kick things off with the search for evidence of life on Mars and ask viewers for help to explore an uncharted area of the red planet’s surface. 9.00 Stargazing LIVE: Back To Earth Brian, Dara and their guests return for an extra half hour of chat, debate and audience participation celebrating all things astronomical. 9.30 The Polar Bear Family And Me Gordon Buchanan and the team return to Svalbard in mid-June on the trail of Lyra and her cubs Miki and Luca. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Darts: World Championships – Highlights 12.10am Darts: World Championships – Extra 2.10 BBC News 4.00 Seeking Refuge 4.20 L8R Youngers 5.00 Life Stories

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6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Storage Hoarders 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Jai is devastated when Charity makes a decision about their marriage. Nicola is enraged at Jimmy’s attempts to protect and help Chas. Chas is touched when Gennie asks her to be Molly’s godmother. 7.30 River Monsters Extreme angler Jeremy Wade travels around the globe searching for fresh water monsters. In this episode, he travels to the USA after hearing stories of corpses in the waters in some of the country’s tourist hotspots. Are they true or are they just myth? 8.00 Celebrity Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? Celebrity contestants attempt to win that magical million in this special, hosted by Chris Tarrant. Not only are they playing for their favourite charities, they are also playing for the viewer at home. 9.00 All You Can Eat See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 FILM: Mickey Blue Eyes (1998) Starring Hugh Grant, Jeanne Tripplehorn, James Caan, Burt Young and James Fox. Comedy. English auctioneer Michael Felgate is living in New York when he meets beautiful Gina Vitale. Their relationship goes swimmingly until he proposes, and she reluctantly reveals that her family are mobsters. 12.30am Jackpot247 3.00 Loose Women 3.50 ITV Nightscreen

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6.00am The Treacle People 6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.05 Will And Grace 7.30 According To Jim 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.25 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.55 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss Australia 11.00 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 12.35 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures 12.55 FILM: Dragoon Wells Massacre (1957) 2.40 Countdown 3.30 Face The Clock 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Brendan shows little remorse as he gets even with Joel. Dirk makes a life-changing decision, but will he get the answer he wants? 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 Supersize Vs Superskinny Virginia Woolf’s great niece, the journalist and recovering anorexic Emma Woolf, investigates eating disorders and their very latest treatments. 9.00 The Undateables Uplifting series following people with a variety of disabilities as they look for love. Twenty-six-year-old Michael’s autism means that even holding a conversation with a girl can be a huge challenge. Twenty-one-year-old Brent’s Tourette’s syndrome includes shouting, swearing and involuntary movements, but dating can help with his condition. 10.00 Don’t Blame Facebook See highlights. 11.05 Random Acts 11.10 What Happens In Kavos Documentary series following young thrill-seeking Brits over a long summer in Kavos, Corfu. 12.15am PokerStars.co.uk And Monte-Carlo Casino 1.15 KOTV Boxing Weekly 1.40 International Volleyball 2.35 FILM: Offside (2006) 4.10 Smallville 4.50 Deal Or No Deal 5.45 Baking Mad With Eric Lanlard

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6.00 – 7.45am Children’s television 7.45 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 8.35 Roary The Racing Car 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 All-New Trisha 12.00pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.05 The Looney Tunes Show 12.15 Celebrity Big Brother 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Reza, Spice Prince Of India 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Ice Twisters (2009) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Andy Bates’ Street Feasts 6.00 Home And Away John and Marilyn feel awkward around each other and it is clear that John misses Gina. Marilyn advises John to take action. 6.30 5 News 7.00 Great Northern Cookbook Sean Wilson embarks on a culinary adventure to discover the heritage and phenomenal flavours of the north of England’s favourite foods. 8.00 Benidorm ER More sun, sea and surgery in this documentary series following the staff and their British patients at one of the busiest hospitals on the Costa Blanca in Spain. 9.00 Body Of Proof US mystery series. When a generous lottery winner is murdered, Megan’s team can find no one with a bad word to say against him. 10.00 Celebrity Big Brother Exclusive highlights of all the latest events inside the Celebrity Big Brother house. 11.00 Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit On The Side Emma Willis hosts a round-up of Big Brother-related news and debate, with special guests, and exclusive footage. 12.00am Shane Lynch: Dyslexia (My Secret Past) 1.00 SuperCasino 3.55 House Doctor 4.20 Divine Designs 4.45 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 Wildlife SOS

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 LIVE T20 Big Bash League Cricket 11.30 The Slats & Shane Show: Ashes Memories - Brisbane 1994 12.00pm Soccer AM: The Best Bits 1.00 Netbusters 1.30 T20 Big Bash League Cricket 5.00 Netbusters 5.30 Football Asia 6.00 T20 Big Bash League Cricket 6.30 Revista De La Liga 7.30 LIVE Football: Capital One Cup 10.00 Revista De La Liga 11.00 Football’s Greatest 11.30 Football Asia 12.00am Football: Capital One Cup 1.30 Revista De La Liga 2.30 Football Asia 3.00 Football: Capital One Cup 4.30 Revista De La Liga 5.30 Football’s Greatest

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Thrillseekers 7.00 WWE: Afterburn 8.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 9.00 Irish Danske Bank Premiership Football 10.30 Netbusters 11.00 PGA Tour Golf 1.00pm Irish Danske Bank Premiership Football 2.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 3.30 PGA Tour Golf 5.30 Sporting Greats 6.00 World Match Racing Tour 7.00 PGA Tour Golf 9.00 Thrillseekers 9.30 T20 Big Bash League Cricket 10.00 Super League 12.00am BWF Badminton Super Series 1.00 PGA Tour Golf 2.00 World Cup Of Pool 3.00 Close

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7.00pm Great Movie Mistakes IV: May The Fourth Be With You 7.30 FILM: Monsters vs Aliens (2009) 9.00 Sun, Sex And Suspicious Parents 10.00 Pramface 11.00 EastEnders 11.30 Family Guy (x2) 12.10am Sun, Sex And Suspicious Parents 1.10 Pramface 2.10 Russell Howard’s Good News Extra

7.00pm BBC World News 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys 8.00 Elegance And Decadence: The Age Of The Regency 9.00 The Riviera: A History In Pictures 10.00 Delphi: The Bellybutton Of The Ancient World 11.00 Borgen 12.00am Borgen 12.55 Elegance And Decadence: The Age Of The Regency

5.05pm The Real Housewives Of Orange County 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.00 You’ve Been Framed (x2) 8.00 The Xtra Factor: Girls Best & Worst Ever 9.00 FILM: 2 Fast 2 Furious (2003) 11.10 Fake Reaction 11.55 FILM: 40 Days And 40 Nights (2002) 1.45am Planet’s Funniest Animals

10.40am Agatha Christie’s Poirot 12.55pm Heartbeat 2.00 The Royal 3.00 Wycliffe 4.05 Rising Damp 4.40 Second Thoughts 5.10 The Upper Hand 5.45 Heartbeat 6.50 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 Midsomer Murders 10.00 DCI Banks 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.00am Agatha Christie’s Poirot 2.00 Nightscreen

12.25pm Hollyoaks 1.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 2.00 Scrubs (x2) 3.00 Charmed 4.00 Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 FILM: Avatar (2009) 11.20 Rude Tube 12.25am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

4.40pm A Place In The Sun 5.45 A Place By The Sea 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces 10.00 Alien Investigations. See highlights. 11.05 Embarrassing Bodies 12.10am Come Dine With Me 1.15 Alien Investigations

11.00am Carry On Spying (1964) 12.45pm Ten Tall Men (1951) 2.40 Jungle Book (1942) 4.50 Imagine That (2009) 6.55 Three Musketeers (1993) 9.00 48 Hrs (1982) 10.55 Poetry (2010) 1.40am The Ice Storm (1997) 4.00 Close

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wednesday 9 World’s Most Dangerous Roads BBC2, 9.30pm You always want someone interesting on a road trip, so if it’s going to be a hair-raising odyssey it seems prudent to pack comedy gold chaps Phill Jupitus and Marcus Brigstocke into the driving seat (and shotgun). Their hazardous highway is a high altitude one in Bolivia.

On The Verge Of A Midlife Crisis With Sharon Horgan Channel 4, 10pm Writer and comedian Sharon Horgan takes a humorous look at the mid-life crisis she feels is fast approaching. Meeting up with six women who have experienced their own midlife crisis – and come out the other side – she find out how they coped and what happens next.

Glee Sky1, 9pm Rachel’s where she’s always wanted to be – in New York. But instead of being on the set of the stage show of Wicked (do those guys sponsor this madcap teenage musical series or what?) things aren’t quite how she expected. Plus, back at McKinley they’re looking for new choir members. Eek!

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Wanted Down Under 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Rip Off Britain: Holidays 11.45 Cowboy Trap 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Privates 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Perfection 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. 8.00 Food Inspectors In this first episode, Enfield Council’s food inspectors Mary and Claire visit a Chinese takeaway where they discover that a rabbit, which belongs to the owner’s daughter, is being kept in a food preparation area. 9.00 Africa David Attenborough takes a breathtaking journey through the vast and diverse continent of Africa as it has never been seen before. East Africa is a land which is constantly changing. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 A Question Of Sport Sue Barker hosts the light-hearted sports quiz, with team captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell. 11.05 The League Cup Show Manish Bhasin presents all the action from semi-final first leg League Cup tiesl. 11.50 Film 2013 Claudia Winkleman and Danny Leigh review the hugely anticipated big-screen adaptation of Les Miserables, and more. 12.20am FILM: Borderline Murder (2011)1.45 Weatherview 1.50 Sign Zone: Inside Claridge’s 2.50 MasterChef: The Professionals 3.50 You’ve Been Scammed 4.20 News

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6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 6.55 Rip Off Britain: Holidays 7.40 Cowboy Trap 8.10 FILM: Lucky Partners (1940) 9.45 FILM: Kitty Foyle (1940) 11.30 Daily Politics 1.00pm Darts: World Championships 4.15 Rivers With Griff Rhys Jones 5.15 Antiques Roadshow

6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Great British Railway Journeys Michael Portillo takes to the tracks with his copy of Bradshaw’s Victorian railway guidebook. 7.00 Heir Hunters The heir hunters investigate the case of Rita Mason who died in 2010 in West Bromwich. The team think Rita owned a property which might be worth up to £175,000 but is their research correct? 8.00 Stargazing LIVE Dara and Brian’s journey through the night sky continues with a look into the distant past, explaining how it is possible to chart the history of the universe by looking million of light years out into the depths of space. 9.00 Stargazing LIVE: Back To Earth Brian, Dara and their guests return for an extra half hour of chat, debate and audience participation celebrating all things astronomical. 9.30 World’s Most Dangerous Roads See highlights. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Gavin Esler. 11.20 Darts: World Championships – Highlights 12.10am Darts: World Championships – Extra 2.10 BBC News 4.00 Welcome To The World 4.30 William Whiskerson (x9)

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6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Storage Hoarders 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Chas starts to worry when she receives sabotaged photos of her and Carl. 7.30 Coronation Street Can Nick and Leanne reconcile? 8.00 Midsomer Murders Harriet Farmer wakes up after being in a coma since the night she tried to elope. Harriet’s boyfriend Finn Robson has been missing since the couple tried to run away together a year before. Then the president of the local chess society, Edward Stannington, is found dead in a lake with an ice pick in his back. His damaged car is nearby and Kate finds a clue in his mouth - a chess notation known as the Sicilian Defence. Could the attack which left Harriet for dead a year ago be linked to moves on a chess board? 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 Weight Loss Ward One of the UK’s biggest and busiest obesity units opens its doors to allow an exclusive insight into the battle with the bulge. 11.35 Safari Vet School Series in which TV vet Steve Leonard acts as guide and mentor to veterinary students from the UK as they travel to the Amakhala Game Reserve in South Africa. 12.05am Jackpot247 3.00 FILM: King Kong (1976) 5.15 ITV Nightscreen

6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Will And Grace 7.25 According To Jim 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.25 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.55 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss Australia 11.00 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 12.35 Kirstie’s Handmade Britain 12.45 FILM: Miracle On 34th Street (1947) 2.40 Countdown 3.30 Face The Clock 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks The McQueens and Savages are left picking up the pieces after Myra’s outburst. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 Gok’s Style Secrets Gok Wan helps Britain’s singletons by overhauling their image and their self-esteem. This episode features 27-year-old Kate Revill from Lincolnshire. Kate is a part-time illustrator and sales assistant who has never had a serious boyfriend. 9.00 One Born Every Minute Fly-on-the-wall documentary series filmed in busy maternity wards. Two strong mothers stand by their daughters giving birth. 10.00 On The Verge Of A Midlife Crisis With Sharon Horgan See highlights. 11.05 Embarrassing Fat Bodies The team take on the nation’s biggest health problem – obesity. This episode gets between the sheets as the doctors discover how obesity can ruin sex lives. 12.10am Random Acts 12.15 MUSIC ON 4: Abbey Road Studios: In Session With VW Beetle 12.45 MUSIC ON 4: Spotlight: Tips For 2013 1.00 Revenge 1.55 Revenge 2.40 FILM: Death Drums Along The River (1963) 4.05 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Countdown 5.45 Baking Mad With Eric Lanlard

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6.00 – 7.45am Children’s television 7.45 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 8.35 Roary The Racing Car 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 All-New Trisha 12.00pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.05 The Looney Tunes Show 12.15 Celebrity Big Brother 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Reza, Spice Prince Of India 2.15 CSI: Miami 3.15 FILM: McBride: Dogged (2007) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Andy Bates’ Street Feasts 6.00 Home And Away Natalie invites Bianca over for dinner so she can get her to open up about her drug use. 6.30 5 News 7.00 Ice Road Truckers Documentary series examining the lucrative, but highly dangerous job of driving trucks on Canada’s notorious ice highway. 8.00 Charley Boorman’s South African Adventure Following the success of ‘Extreme Frontiers’, Charley Boorman embarks upon another epic ride of a lifetime, in search of ultimate thrills and encountering an amazing diversity of people, landscapes and wildlife as he heads full throttle for an unforgettable journey through South Africa on his trusty BMW motorbike. 9.00 Celebrity Big Brother All the drama and excitement from the Celebrity Big Brother house as a housemate is evicted. 10.30 Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit On The Side Emma Willis hosts a round-up of Celebrity Big Brotherrelated news and debate, with special guests and exclusive footage. 11.30 FILM: When A Stranger Calls (2005) Starring Camilla Belle, Tommy Flanagan. Chilling horror remake. 1.00am SuperCasino 3.55 House Doctor 4.20 Divine Designs 4.45 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 Wildlife SOS

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 LIVE T20 Big Bash League Cricket 11.30 Revista De La Liga 12.30pm Football: Capital One Cup 2.00 Football Asia 2.30 T20 Big Bash League Cricket 6.00 European Tour Weekly 6.30 T20 Big Bash League Cricket 7.00 LIVE Football: Capital One Cup 10.00 Sporting Heroes 11.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 11.30 Hyundai A League 12.00am Football: Capital One Cup 1.30 Sporting Heroes 2.30 Spanish Football 4.30 Football: Capital One Cup

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Thrillseekers 7.00 WWE: Vintage Collection 8.00 Revista De La Liga 9.00 Football: Capital One Cup 10.30 Football Asia 11.00 PGA Tour Golf 12.00pm Golfing World 12.30 PSA World Series Squash 1.30 PGA Tour Golf 2.30 Revista De La Liga 3.30 Football: Capital One Cup 5.00 Football Asia 6.00 Hyundai A-League 6.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 7.00 Trans World Sport 7.55 T20 Big Bash League Cricket 8.25 LIVE Spanish Football 10.30 T20 Big Bash League Cricket 11.00 Total Rugby Brian O’Driscoll Special 11.30 Vendee Globe 12.00am Trans World Sport 1.00 Total Rugby - Brian O’Driscoll Special 1.30 Cage Warriors 2012

Sky Sports 3 6.30am World Match Racing Tour 7.30 BWF Badminton Super Series 8.30 British Basketball League 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Aerobics: Oz Style 12.00pm World Cup Of Pool 1.00 Max Power 2.00 Thrillseekers 2.30 British Basketball League 5.00 WWE: The Bottom Line 6.00 WWE: Afterburn 7.00 Watersports World 8.00 Vendee Globe 8.30 Thrillseekers 9.00 Total Rugby - Brian O’Driscoll Special 9.30 Inside The PGA Tour 10.00 Cage Warriors 2012 12.00am Max Power 1.00 Watersports World 2.00 Close Victoria Nangle

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7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Growing Up Poor 10.00 FILM: Armageddon (1998) 12.20am Growing Up Poor 1.20 The Truth About Magaluf: Stacey Dooley Investigates 2.20 World’s Craziest Fools 2.50 Growing Up Poor

7.00pm News 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys 8.00 The British Army Of The Rhine 9.00 Spies Of Warsaw 10.30 World War Two: 1941 And The Man Of Steel 12.00am The Making Of King Arthur 1.00 Gods And Monsters: Homer’s Odyssey 2.00 The British Army Of The Rhine 3.00 The Making Of King Arthur

2.00pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 4.10 The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills 5.05 The Real Housewives Of Orange County 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x3) 9.00 Benidorm 10.00 The Magaluf Weekender 11.05 FILM: Ocean’s Eleven (2001) 1.25am Coronation Street

10.40am Agatha Christie’s Poirot 12.55pm Heartbeat 2.00 The Royal 3.00 Wycliffe 4.05 Rising Damp 4.40 Second Thoughts 5.10 The Upper Hand 5.45 Heartbeat 6.50 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 FILM: Forever Young (1992) 10.00 Whitechapel 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.00am Agatha Christie’s Poirot

2.00pm Scrubs (x2) 3.00 Charmed 4.00 Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 FILM: The Day After Tomorrow (2004) 10.30 50 Greatest Wedding Shockers 12.40am The Inbetweeners USA (x2)

1.25pm Time Team 2.30 Time Team Special 3.35 Grand Designs Australia 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.45 A Place By The Sea 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 10.00 24 Hours In A&E 11.05 Extreme A & E 12.10am Come Dine With Me

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thursday 10 Generation Rent: Tonight ITV1, 7.30pm The desire to own your home is a very British thing, brought about in part by Thatcher’s introduction of the right-to-buy your council house and in part, perhaps, by the idiom: “An Englishman’s home is his castle”. But as more people are priced out of the market, Jonathan Maitland investigates the boom in the renting industry.

Gypsy Blood: True Stories Channel 4, 10pm C4 is walking on thin ice here as it’s already been taken to task by OfCom for its portrayal of a stereotypical ‘gypsy’ lifestyle. Anyway, this documentary from award-winning photographer Leo Maguire examines the violent culture that some Gypsy and Traveller fathers pass down to their sons. Study of masculinity.

The New Normal E4, 9pm New American comedy from Ryan Murphy – the chap behind Glee and Nip/Tuck. In it Beverley Hills couple Bryan and David are convinced that the only thing missing from their lives is a baby. Conveniently, Goldie is a single parent waitress who desperately needs the surrogacy payment to go back to college. Sweet.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Wanted Down Under 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Rip Off Britain: Holidays 11.45 Cowboy Trap 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Privates 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Perfection 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders The fallout continues in Albert Square. 8.00 Waterloo Road School-based drama. Phoenix and Harley win the lottery. They want to spend, spend, spend, but does their dad have other ideas? Meanwhile, Nikki is forced to question her actions in punishing Scout, and Michael finds a friend in Christine when he gets news about his court case. 9.00 Silent Witness Drama series about a team of forensic pathologists. The mysterious death of a wealthy confectionery firm owner plunges Nikki, Leo and new recruit Jack Hodgson into a murky world of corporate subterfuge as they battle to prove murder. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Question Time David Dimbleby chairs the first Question Time of 2013, from Lewisham in south London. 11.35 This Week A political review of the week presented by Andrew Neil, with Michael Portillo and guests. 12.20am Skiing Weatherview 12.25 Sign Zone: DIY SOS: The Big Build 1.25 Countryfile 2.25 Antiques Roadshow 3.25 You’ve Been Scammed 3.55 BBC News

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6.35am Homes Under The Hammer 7.35 Rip Off Britain: Holidays 8.20 Cowboy Trap 8.50 FILM: Vivacious Lady (1938) 10.20 FILM: Magic Town (1947) 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Darts: World Championships 4.15 Rivers With Griff Rhys Jones 5.15 Antiques Roadshow

6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Great British Railway Journeys Michael Portillo takes to the tracks with his copy of Bradshaw’s Victorian railway guidebook. 7.00 Heir Hunters The team are trying to find the heirs of Gordon Clarke who died in 2009 age 65. Gordon was a pen-maker by trade, working in Birmingham’s jewellery quarter, and the heir hunters need to find out if rumours of a £40,000 estate are true. 8.00 Stargazing LIVE Astronomy special hosted by Brian Cox and Dara O Briain. On the final night of their astronomical adventure, Brian and Dara discuss meteors, comets and asteroids. 9.00 Stargazing LIVE: Back To Earth Brian, Dara and their guests return for an extra half hour of chat, debate and audience participation celebrating all things astronomical. 9.30 The Polar Bear Family And Me Gordon Buchanan and the team return to Svalbard in September on the trail of Lyra and her cub Miki. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Darts: World Championships – Highlights 12.10am Darts: World Championships - Extra 2.10 BBC News 4.00 Make A Musical 5.00 Compose Yourself 5.25 Curious Cat

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6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Storage Hoarders 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Chas fears for her life as her stalker becomes violent. 7.30 Generation Rent: Tonight See highlights. 8.00 Emmerdale Chas is stunned when her stalker’s identity is revealed. 8.30 Nursing The Nation Series which looks at the work of the District Nurses. Gillian has been a District Nurse in Yorkshire for 20 years. Today, she is visiting a new patient, Christopher, who is trying to juggle first-time fatherhood with recovering from having a tumour removed from his stomach. 9.00 Trouble Abroad The second of a two-part programme about British expats whose dream of a new life abroad has gone sour. We meet a couple in France who dreamed of owning their own vineyard but the land they were sold would never produce a crop to make good wine. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 The Jonathan Ross Show Jonathan welcomes Jeremy Piven, Sarah Millican, and David Tennant. 11.45 The Golden Rules Of TV Robert Webb presents all the dos and don’ts of TV. 12.10am Jackpot247 3.00 Generation Rent: Tonight 3.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 4.20 ITV Nightscreen

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6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.05 Will And Grace 7.30 According To Jim 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.25 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.55 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss Australia 11.00 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 12.35 SuperScrimpers 1.05 FILM: Seventh Cavalry (1956) 2.40 Countdown 3.30 Face The Clock 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Will is horrified when he realises the extent of Sienna’s knowledge, while Theresa and Sinead receive some news. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 Location, Location, Location Property series. Kirstie and Phil take on Yorkshire as they pound the pavements of the beautiful spa towns of Harrogate and Ilkley, and the northern neighbourhoods of Leeds. 9.00 The Restoration Man George Clarke travels the British Isles meeting people who want to restore architectural treasures. It was love at first sight when theatre producer Vanessa Ford Robbins and her partner Nik Huddy saw Longhurst Lodge, a Victorian gate lodge nestled on the boundaries of a country estate in Surrey. Nik and Vanessa want to bring it back to life, but they desperately need more living space. 10.00 Gypsy Blood: True Stories See highlights. 11.40 Random Acts 11.45 The Undateables Uplifting series following people with a variety of disabilities as they look for love. 12.45am Millionaire Boy Racers 1.40 The Horse Hoarder 2.05 Secrets Of Your Car Insurance: Channel 4 Dispatches 2.35 Time Team 3.30 The Churchills 4.25 Deal Or No Deal 5.20 Countdown

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6.00 – 8.00am Children’s television 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Roary The Racing Car 8.45 Milkshake! Monkey 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 All-New Trisha 12.00pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.05 The Looney Tunes Show 12.15 Celebrity Big Brother 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Reza, Spice Prince Of India 2.15 The Mentalist 3.15 FILM: Little Girl Lost: The Delimar Vera Story (2008) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Andy Bates’ Street Feasts 6.00 Home And Away Things are awkward at the Walker house after the argument the night before. 6.30 5 News 7.00 Benidorm ER Documentary series. We meet Stuart from Ellesmere Port – he is in Benidorm on a stag weekend with his friends. Stuart slips by the pool and breaks his arm – and his mates are far from sympathetic. 8.00 Great Northern Cookbook In Broughton-in-Furness, Sean Wilson attempts to break the world record for the largest Cumberland sausage. 9.00 Celebrity Big Brother Catch up with the latest events inside the Celebrity Big Brother house. These exclusive highlights include all the action, arguments, couplings, friendships and conversations in the diary room. 10.00 Bizarre Burials Documentary exploring the variety of strange and sensational ways to make your mark when you die, from themed funerals and aeroplane-shaped coffins to death masks and ashes tattooed onto loved ones. 11.00 Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit On The Side Emma Willis hosts a round-up of Big Brother-related news and debate. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.55 House Doctor 4.20 Divine Designs 4.45 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 Wildlife SOS

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 Total Rugby 8.30 LIVE T20 Big Bash League Cricket 12.00pm Sporting Heroes 1.00 Football: Capital One Cup 2.30 LIVE Dubai International Racing Carnival 6.30 Total Rugby 7.00 Barclays Premier League World 7.30 LIVE Johnstone’s Paint Trophy 10.00 The Footballers’ Football Show 11.30 Football: Capital One Cup 12.30am Johnstone’s Paint Trophy 1.30 The Footballers’ Football Show 3.00 Spanish Football 5.00 Johnstone’s Paint Trophy

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 7.00 WWE: Experience 8.00 Sporting Heroes 9.00 Football: Capital One Cup 10.30 European Tour Weekly 11.00 LIVE European Tour Golf 3.00pm Sporting Heroes 4.00 Trans World Sport 5.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 5.30 T20 Big Bash League Cricket 6.00 Football: Capital One Cup 7.00 LIVE European Rugby Club Special 10.00 WWE: Late Night Raw 12.00am WWE NXT 1.00 Ringside 2.00 America’s Cup Discovered 2.30 T20 Big Bash League Cricket 3.00 LIVE International Cricket

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Hyundai A-League 6.30 Spanish Football 8.30 Vendee Globe 9.00 World Pool Masters 10.00 Trans World Sport 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Aerobics: Oz Style 12.00pm Watersports World 1.00 Total Rugby - Brian O’Driscoll Special 1.30 T20 Big Bash League Cricket 5.00 WWE Vintage 6.00 Ringside 7.00 European Tour Golf 8.25 LIVE Spanish Football 10.30 European Tour Golf 12.00am Live PGA Tour Golf 3.30 Netball Superleague Fast Net 5.30 Close

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10.00am NCIS: LA (x4) 2.00pm A League Of Their Own (x2) 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 Futurama (x2) 6.00 Got To Dance: Uncut 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 A League Of Their Own 9.00 Hawaii Five-0 10.00 NCIS: LA 11.00 Cop Squad (x2) 1.00am Brit Cops: Frontline Crime 1.55 Road Wars (x2) 3.35 Crash Test Dummies

7.00pm Pixar: 25 Magic Moments 8.00 FILM: Up (2009) 9.30 World’s Craziest Fools 10.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.30am Pramface 1.30 Growing Up Poor 2.25 Russell Howard’s Good News 2.55 Pramface

7.00pm News 7.30 The Sky At Night 8.00 She-Wolves: England’s Early Queens 9.00 Carved With Love: The Genius Of British Woodwork 10.00 Metroland 10.50 The Golden Age Of Trams: A Streetcar Named Desire 11.50 The Riviera: A History In Pictures 12.50am Delphi: The Bellybutton Of The Ancient World

2.00pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 4.10 The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills 5.05 The Real Housewives Of Orange County 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.00 You’ve Been Framed (x2) 8.00 FILM: Uncle Buck (1989) 10.00 Fake Reaction 10.45 The Magaluf Weekender 11.50 Ben & Kate 12.20am Up All Night

10.40am Agatha Christie’s Poirot 12.55pm Heartbeat 2.00 The Royal 3.00 Wycliffe 4.05 Rising Damp 4.40 Second Thoughts 5.10 The Upper Hand 5.45 Heartbeat 6.50 Murder, She Wrote 7.50 A Touch Of Frost 10.00 Whitechapel 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.00am Agatha Christie’s Poirot 2.05 Nightscreen

4.00pm Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 The New Normal. See highlights. 9.30 2 Broke Girls 10.00 50 Greatest Wedding Shockers 12.10am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

1.25pm Time Team 2.30 Time Team Special 3.35 Grand Designs Australia 4.40 A Place In The Sun 5.45 A Place By The Sea 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 How The Bismarck Sank HMS Hood 10.00 Southland 11.00 Extreme A & E 12.00am Come Dine With Me 1.05 Southland

11.00am Tales From The Golden Age (2009) 1.40pm The Greatest Show On Earth (1952) 4.40 Jesse James (1939) 6.50 One Fine Day (1996) 9.00 Fracture (2007) 11.15 Blue Valentine (2010) 1.30am It’s All About Love (2003) 3.40 Close

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friday 11 Silent Witness BBC1, 9pm The self-possessed drama from the morgue is back with a new series. Nikki, Jack and Leo are still not ones to let sleeping dogs – or corpses – lie and so when two women close to a dead business owner are murdered they decide to do a little digging into his family’s background. The wealthy really don’t like that.

Great Night Out ITV1, 9pm This new six-part comedy drama features a few recognisable faces and several storylines. It’s Hodge and Kath’s wedding anniversary celebrations and things are going slightly Pete Tong when some of their guests are waylaid. Plus,the lads help a worse-for-wear mate in need, which does them no favours.

Doctor Who BBC3, 7.10pm Remember when Amy and The Doctor went dashing from pillar to post, having adventures and making friends at breakneck speed and conveniently finding alien interference near to great figures from history? This is one of those. Amy and The Doctor meet Vincent van Gogh, as well as an ancient monster.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Wanted Down Under 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Rip Off Britain: Holidays 11.45 Cowboy Trap 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Privates 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Perfection 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. 7.30 A Question Of Sport Sue Barker hosts the light-hearted sports quiz, with team captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell. 8.00 EastEnders The fallout continues in Albert Square. 8.30 Room 101 Victoria Coren, Phil Tufnell and Terry Wogan attempt to convince host Frank Skinner to consign their pet hates and worst nightmares to the depths of Room 101. 9.00 Silent Witness See highlights. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton Show The award-winning host continues his unique chat show. Graham is joined by the coolest movie director in the world, Quentin Tarantino. 11.25 FILM: The Village (2004) Starring Joaquin Phoenix, Bryce Dallas Howard, William Hurt. Thriller in which the residents of an isolated 19th-century village in Pennsylvania live in fear of mysterious creatures that inhabit the surrounding woodland. 1.05am Weatherview 1.10 Sign Zone: Who Do You Think You Are? 2.10 Queen Victoria’s Children 3.10 Question Time 4.10 BBC News

BBC2

6.35am Homes Under The Hammer 7.35 Rip Off Britain: Holidays 8.20 Cowboy Trap 8.50 FILM: Badman’s Territory (1946) 10.25 FILM: Bombardier (1943) 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Darts: World Championships 4.15 Rivers With Griff Rhys Jones 5.15 Antiques Roadshow

6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Great British Railway Journeys Michael Portillo takes to the tracks with his copy of Bradshaw’s Victorian railway guidebook. 7.00 Heir Hunters The heir hunters try to crack the case of Brian Yanchuk who died in Milton Keynes in 2004. 8.00 Mastermind John Humphrys asks the questions as the hunt continues for the nation’s Mastermind. 8.30 Life In A Cottage Garden With Carol Klein Plantswoman Carol Klein shares with us a year in her garden at Glebe Cottage in North Devon. 9.00 Italy Unpacked Andrew Graham-Dixon and chef Giorgio Locatelli travel through Italy exploring the country’s history, culture, food, art and landscape. Their journey begins in Bologna. 10.00 QI Quiz show. Stephen Fry looks at jollity with Julia Zemiro, Tim Vine, Rob Brydon and Alan Davies. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines. 11.00 The Review Show Kirsty and guests discuss a selection of the artistic highlights from early 2013. 11.50 Darts: World Championships – Highlights 12.40am Darts: World Championships – Extra 2.40 News

ITV1

6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Storage Hoarders 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Jimmy is forced to make a hard decision. 7.30 Coronation Street Kylie deals Nick a shocking blow. Stella’s revelation leaves Karl confused. Hayley tries to reunite Roy and Mary. 8.00 Wild Britain With Ray Mears Ray Mears explores the ancient woodlands and forests on the Isle of Wight. Cut off from the mainland, the island has no grey squirrels which means it is a sanctuary for the endangered red squirrel. The woodland also has no deer resulting in a dense understorey making it an ideal habitat for small mammals such as stoats and the hazel dormouse. 8.30 Coronation Street Karl confronts Sunita. 9.00 Great Night Out See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 FILM: The Specialist (1994) Starring Sylvester Stallone, Sharon Stone, James Woods, Rod Steiger. Action thriller. Bomb expert Ray Quick is living in seclusion following an operation that went wrong and a confrontation with a crooked colleague. However, when he is asked by a woman to help avenge her father’s murder by a drug lord, Ray reluctantly agrees. 12.35am Jackpot247 2.35 FILM: That’s Carry On (1978) 4.10 ITV Nightscreen

Channel 4

6.05am Sali Mali 6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.05 Will And Grace 7.30 According To Jim 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.25 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.55 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss Australia 11.00 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 12.35 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures 12.40 FILM: I Was Monty’s Double (1958) 2.40 Countdown 3.30 Face The Clock 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks There’s disaster when the McQueens and Savages arrange a get-together. And Leanne finds the man of her dreams, but is she setting herself up for a fall? 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 First Time Farmers Part one of this five part observational documentary series looking at farming life through the eyes of the younger generation. Robbie, Ed and Nick, three young farmer friends from Herefordshire, are about to take on the biggest summer of their lives. 9.00 16 Kids And Counting This one-off film gets up close with Britain’s biggest family living under one roof, as mum Sue prepares to give birth to her sixteenth child. When Sue enters the hospital to deliver, her parents are left to experience her daily life by looking after the kids. 10.00 Rude Tube: Welcome To 2013 In a New Year special, Alex Zane introduces a hundred of the web’s very best clips. 12.10am The New Normal 12.40 Random Acts 12.45 The Ricky Gervais Show 1.15 The Ricky Gervais Show 1.45 Bob’s Burgers 2.05 Bob’s Burgers 2.30 Glory Daze 3.15 St Elsewhere 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.55 Countdown 5.40 Baking Mad With Eric Lanlard

Channel Five

6.00 – 8.00am Children’s television 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Roary The Racing Car 8.45 Milkshake! Monkey 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 All-New Trisha 12.00pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.05 Looney Tunes 12.15 Celebrity Big Brother 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Reza, Spice Prince Of India 2.10 CSI: Miami 3.15 FILM: Mystery Woman: Sing Me A Murder (2005) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Andy Bates’ Street Feasts 6.00 Home And Away Dex reveals to Romeo that he feels constrained by his dad’s expectations. 6.30 5 News 7.00 The World’s Biggest Bomb: Revealed The story of the Cold War nuclear arms race is a chilling tale of political pressure, secret scientific experimentation and terrifying, unexpected results. With access to extensive, previously classified archive and key personnel. 8.00 Ice Road Truckers Documentary series examining the job of driving trucks on Canada’s notorious ice highway. 9.00 Celebrity Big Brother Brian Dowling hosts all the drama and excitement from the Celebrity Big Brother house as a housemate is evicted. Who will go? 10.00 Celebrity Wedding Planner: Celebrity Big Brother Special Documentary series. Former Celebrity Big Brother inmates Martin Kemp and MC Harvey plan a wedding for a rugby-playing ‘Groomzilla’ who has already decided on ‘his’ wedding down to the finest detail. 11.00 Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit On The Side Emma Willis hosts a round-up of Big Brother-related news. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.55 Motorsport Mundial 4.20 Divine Designs 4.45 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 Wildlife SOS

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 8.30 LIVE ODI Cricket 5.30pm Football: Capital One Cup 6.30 Masters Of Euro Football 7.00 Barclays Premier League Preview 7.30 LIVE Football: Championship 10.00 Fantasy Football Club 11.00 Barclays Premier League Preview 11.30 Masters Of Euro Football 12.00am Football: Championship 1.30 Fantasy Football Club 2.30 Barclays Premier League Preview 3.00 Football: Championship 4.30 Fantasy Football Club 5.30 Barclays Premier League Preview

Sky Sports 2 11.30am LIVE Test Cricket 3.30pm International Cricket 4.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 5.00 Barclays Premier League World 5.30 European Tour Golf 7.30 LIVE Heineken Cup 10.00 WWE: Late Night Smackdown 12.00am WWE: Late Night Bottom Line 1.00 Heineken Cup 3.30 ODI Cricket 5.30 Barclays Premier League World

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Thrillseekers 7.00 WWE: Raw 9.00 PGA Tour Golf 11.00 LIVE European Tour Golf 3.00pm PGA Tour Golf 5.00 Trans World Sport 6.00 International Cricket 7.00 Test Cricket 8.00 LIVE ODI Cricket 10.00 European Tour Golf 12.00am LIVE PGA Tour Golf 3.30 European Tour Golf 5.30 America’s Cup Discovered

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10.00am NCIS: LA (x4) 2.00pm A League Of Their Own (x2) 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 Futurama (x2) 6.00 Got To Dance: Uncut 6.30 The Simpsons (x4) 8.30 John Bishop’s Only Joking 9.00 Stella 10.00 A League Of Their Own 11.00 Spartacus: Vengeance 12.15am Road Wars 12.45 Brit Cops: Frontline Crime

7.00pm Pop’s Greatest Dance Crazes 7.10 Doctor Who. See highlights 8.00 Gavin & Stacey (x2) 9.00 World’s Craziest Fools 9.30 Pramface 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Sun, Sex And Suspicious Parents 12.00am Family Guy (x2) 12.45 American Dad!(x2) 1.30 World’s Craziest Fools

7.00pm BBC World News 7.30 Lang Lang Live At The Roundhouse 8.20 Lang Lang: The Art Of Being A Virtuoso 9.15 Imagine... Dame Shirley Bassey - The Girl From Tiger Bay 10.15 Shirley Bassey At The BBC 11.15 Legends: Petula Clark 12.15am The Sound Of Petula Clark 12.45 Imagine... Dame Shirley Bassey

4.10pm The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills 5.05 The Real Housewives Of Orange County 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.00 You’ve Been Framed (x2) 8.00 I’m A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here Now!: Top Trials 9.00 FILM: Love Actually (2003) 11.45 FILM: Ocean’s Eleven (2001) 2.00am Coronation Street

10.40am Agatha Christie’s Poirot 12.55pm Heartbeat 2.00 Murder, She Wrote 3.00 Wycliffe 4.05 Rising Damp 4.40 Second Thoughts 5.10 The Upper Hand 5.45 Heartbeat 6.50 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 Rosemary And Thyme 9.00 Wycliffe 10.00 Scott & Bailey 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.00am Blue Murder

2.00pm Scrubs (x2) 3.00 Charmed 4.00 Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 The Big Bang Theory 8.30 2 Broke Girls 9.00 FILM: Role Models (2008) 11.00 Revenge 12.00am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

1.25pm Time Team 2.30 Time Team Special 3.35 Grand Designs Australia 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.45 A Place By The Sea 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 FILM: The Quick And The Dead (1995) 11.05 Embarrassing Bodies 12.10am Come Dine With Me

11.00am Anne Of The Indies (1951) 12.40pm Mr Hobbs Takes A Vacation (1962) 3.00 All That Heaven Allows (1955) 4.50 The Gift Horse (1952) 6.55 Brewster’s Millions (1985) 9.00 Knowing (2009) 11.20 Informers (2008) 1.15am Bad Education (2004) 3.30 Close

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saturday 12 World Without End Channel 4, 9pm Everybody loves to wave a sword, especially if it also means there might be familial betrayal and mysterious knights in the vicinity. Feast on this historical drama set in the aftermath of Medieval England’s civil war. With a cracking cast including Ben Chaplin, Cynthia Nixon, Miranda Richardson and more.

The Jonathan Ross Show ITV1, 9.45pm Jonathan Ross works best when he’s interviewing other celebs, it’s where he started and it’s where he gets into the least trouble. After all, it was Clive Anderson who had the infamous Bee Gees walk-out and Wossy never had any of those. Tonight he plays host to Jerry Hall, Jamie Foxx and Micky Flanagan. Bonza.

Borgen BBC4, 9pm Everybody loves a bit of Danish political intrigue. The thing is, when you’re trying to put the finishing touches on your new government welfare reform the last thing you want is a rebellion brewing. Sorry Birgitte, but things aren’t as stable as you’d like when the leader of the Labour Party comes under media attack.

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6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live 11.30 The Good Cook 12.00pm BBC News 12.10 South East Today 12.15 Football Focus 1.00 Brazil: Welcoming The World 1.30 Bargain Hunt 2.30 Darts: World Championships 4.30 Final Score 5.15 BBC News 5.25 South East Today 5.30 Animal Antics

6.00 Richard Hammond’s Secret Service Richard Hammond hosts a hidden camera series in which he heads up a team of ‘secret’ agents that carry out missions on behalf of members of the public. 6.45 Britain’s Brightest Six new contestants enter the competition, each intent on proving they are Britain’s Brightest and landing £50,000. But standing between them and the prize are a series of nailbiting and unexpected challenges. 8.00 The National Lottery: In It To Win It Dale Winton presents the quiz show. Plus live National Lottery draws. 8.50 Casualty Zoe is concerned that Jordan is not facing up to the severity of Yvonne’s condition when she is rushed to the ED. Elsewhere, Tom and Sam must work together to uncover the tangle of secrets between three students. 9.40 Mrs Brown’s Boys Sitcom. Agnes is disappointed with Cathy when she decides to get a boob job to impress her boyfriend. 10.10 BBC News 10.30 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker introduces the best of the action and reaction from the day’s seven Premier League matches. 11.50 The Football League Show Manish Bhasin presents all the action from the Football League. 1.05am Weatherview 1.10 News

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6.00am FILM: The Hitch-Hiker (1953) 7.15 FILM: On Dangerous Ground (1951) 8.35 FILM: The Armored Car Robbery (1950) 9.40 The Sky At Night 10.00 A History Of Britain By Simon Schama 11.00 Meet The Ancestors 11.30 Map Man 12.00pm Indian Food Made Easy 12.30 Talking Pictures 1.15 FILM: Scott Of The Antarctic (1948) 3.00 Coast 4.00 Stargazing LIVE 5.00 Stargazing LIVE

6.00 Stargazing LIVE Astronomy special hosted by Brian Cox and Dara O Briain. On the final night of their astronomical adventure, Brian and Dara discuss meteors, comets and asteroids and reveal how studying them reveals information about the origins of life on Earth. 7.00 Flog It! Paul Martin invites experts David Barby and Mark Stacey to advise more hopeful antiques owners about selling their objects. They are in Stoke on Trent, heart of the British pottery industry. 8.00 Dad’s Army Classic sitcom. 8.30 Fawlty Towers Classic sitcom. Basil plans a surprise wedding anniversary party. 9.00 QI XL Quiz show. Stephen Fry looks at jollity with Julia Zemiro, Tim Vine, Rob Brydon and Alan Davies. 9.45 FILM: Oranges And Sunshine (2010) Starring Emily Watson, Hugo Weaving, David Wenham. The story of Margaret Humphreys, a social worker from Nottingham who, in 1986, uncovered one of the most significant social scandals of recent times: the deportation of thousands of children in care from the United Kingdom to Australia. 11.25 Darts: World Championships – Highlights Colin Murray presents highlights from the men’s semi-finals of the 2013 World Championships and action from the women’s final. 12.15am FILM: Sugarhouse (2007)

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6.00 – 7.05am Children’s television 7.05 Almost Naked Animals 7.15 Almost Naked Animals 7.30 Almost Naked Animals 7.40 Matt Hatter Chronicles 8.05 Ultimate Spider-Man 8.30 Victorious 9.00 Jessie 9.25 ITV News 9.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 10.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 11.20 Saturday Cookbook 12.20pm ITV News & Weather 12.25 Columbo: Suitable For Framing 1.55 My Tasty Travels With Lynda Bellingham 2.55 FILM: Hulk (2002) 5.30 Meridian News 5.45 ITV News & Weather 6.00 New You’ve Been Framed! The Next Generation Harry Hill presents a special episode featuring the best clips of kids filmed on camcorders and mobile phones. 7.00 Splash! Vernon Kay and Gabby Logan present heat two, as model Caprice, Olympic ski jumper Eddie ‘The Eagle’ Edwards, reality star Joey Essex, TV gardener Diarmuid Gavin and presenter Charlotte Jackson learn how to dive with Olympic medallist Tom Daley. 8.30 Take Me Out Paddy McGuinness plays cupid once again as the fifth series of the dating show continues. With 30 single ladies ready and waiting, it’s back to business for Paddy after a Christmas break as he presides over more pitches from lonely chaps looking for love. This week sees a real life Fireman Sam, sales assistant William, comic book collector Dan, and student Troy attempt to impress the ladies. 9.45 The Jonathan Ross Show See highlights. 10.45 ITV News; Weather 11.00 FILM: Beowulf (2007) Starring Ray Winstone, Angelina Jolie, Anthony Hopkins, Charlotte Salt. Digitally rendered epic based on the Old English poem of the same name. 1.05am The Store 2.20 In Plain Sight 3.05 Pushing Daisies 3.50 ITV Nightscreen

Channel 4

6.05am Sali Mali 6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Beach Volleyball 8.00 The Morning Line 9.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.00 Frasier 10.30 Frasier 11.00 Undercover Boss USA 12.00pm The Big Bang Theory 12.30 The Big Bang Theory 1.00 The Simpsons 1.30 Channel 4 Racing 4.00 Come Dine With Me: Ireland 4.25 Come Dine With Me: Ireland 5.00 Come Dine With Me: Ireland 5.30 Come Dine With Me: Ireland 6.00 Come Dine With Me: Ireland Cookery-based reality show. On the final night in Sligo it’s the turn of surfer dude Dimitar Dosev, the sole male of the group, to host. 6.30 Channel 4 News 6.55 4thought.tv 7.00 FILM: Night At The Museum 2 (2009) Starring Ben Stiller, Amy Adams, Owen Wilson, Hank Azaria, Robin Williams, Christopher Guest, Steve Coogan and Ricky Gervais. Family adventure about the former security guard of a museum that came to life at night. In this big budget sequel, Larry visits the Smithsonian Museum in Washington DC where his favourite exhibits have been packed away in the archives. He soon discovers that the evil Egyptian ruler Kahmunrah has come to life and is seeking to conquer the globe with an army of historical villains. 9.00 World Without End See highlights. 10.55 FILM: The 51st State (2001) Starring Samuel L Jackson, Robert Carlyle, Nigel Whitmey, Emily Mortimer, Meat Loaf, Rhys Ifans, Sean Pertwee. Fast-paced thriller about an American criminal whose plans to sell his formula for an illegal drug and retire from the game go awry. 12.45am FILM: Pan’s Labyrinth (2006) 2.45 Hollyoaks Omnibus 4.50 Smallville 5.30 Countdown

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6.00 – 7.55am Children’s television 7.55 Little Princess 8.10 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.25 Angelina Ballerina 8.45 Rupert Bear 9.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 Toby’s Travelling Circus 9.25 Roary The Racing Car 9.40 Jelly Jamm 10.00 Power Rangers: Super Samurai 10.35 Batman: The Brave And The Bold 11.10 Inside Hollywood 11.20 Celebrity Big Brother 12.15pm The All New Gadget Show 1.20 FILM: Brave Warrior (1952) 2.50 FILM: Mutiny On The Bounty (1962) 6.10 FILM: Attack On The Iron Coast (1968) Starring Lloyd Bridges, Andrew Keir, Sue Lloyd. World War II action drama about a special commando team that undertakes a mission to disable a German naval base in occupied France. 7.50 5 News Weekend 7.55 NCIS Drama series. When a naval commander is murdered, an old friend contacts Gibbs. His friend, now a senator, believes he’s being framed. 8.50 NCIS Drama series. When a marine is found tortured in his garage, the investigation leads to an FBI witness who is about to testify against a reputed mobster. 9.45 Celebrity Big Brother Catch up with the latest events inside the Celebrity Big Brother house. 10.45 50 Shocking Facts About Diet And Exercise Conclusion of a two-part countdown show looking at the shocking truth behind what people eat and the often dangerous and misguided methods adopted in order to lose weight. 11.45 Comedy Kings: Best Of Just For Laughs Coverage from the Just for Laughs comedy festival in Montreal. 12.15am SuperCasino 3.55 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 4.20 The Great Artists 4.50 Rough Guide To Journeys 5.05 Hana’s Helpline 5.15 The Milkshake! Show 5.40 Thomas & Friends 5.50 Roary The Racing Car

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Trans World Sport 7.00 Ringside 7.55 LIVE T20 Big Bash League Cricket 11.30 Sporting Greats 12.00pm Sporting Heroes 1.00 LIVE Heineken Cup 3.30 LIVE Heineken Cup 5.45 LIVE Heineken Cup 8.30 Sporting Greats 9.00 LIVE NFL 1.00am LIVE NFL 4.30 Sporting Heroes 5.30 Sporting Greats

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Barclays Premier League Preview 7.00 Football: Championship 8.30 Barclays Premier League Preview 9.00 Fantasy Football Club 10.00 Soccer AM 12.00pm Barclays Premier League Preview 12.30 TBA 3.15 Sky Sports Classics 3.30 Sporting Greats 4.00 Sporting Heroes 5.00 LIVE Football: Championship 7.55 Masters Of Euro Football 8.25 Football First: Game Of The Day 10.15 Football First: Match Choice 11.45 Football First: Match Choice 1.15am Football First: Match Choice 2.45 Sky Sports Classics 3.00 LIVE ODI Cricket

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Elite League Ice Hockey 7.00 Tight Lines 7.55 LIVE Test Cricket 3.30pm T20 Big Bash League Cricket 4.00 NFL – Total Access 5.00 WWE: Smackdown 7.00 WWE: The Bottom Line 8.00 Test Cricket 9.30 T20 Big Bash League Cricket 10.00 European Tour Golf 12.00am LIVE PGA Tour Golf 3.30 European Tour Golf 5.30 Aerobics: Oz Style

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7.00pm Great Movie Mistakes 2: The Sequel 7.10 Merlin 7.55 Doctor Who 8.40 Top Gear 9.40 FILM: Armageddon (1998) 12.05am Family Guy 12.30 Family Guy 12.50 American Dad! 1.15 American Dad! 1.35 Pramface 2.35 Russell Howard’s Good News 3.05 World’s Craziest Fools 3.35 Live At The Electric

7.00pm Lost Land Of The Tiger 8.00 A History Of Art In Three Colours 9.00 Borgen. See highlights. 10.00 Borgen 11.00 Pop Charts Britannia: 60 Years Of The Top 10 12.30am Ultimate Number 1s At The BBC 1.30 The Joy Of The Single 2.30 Sounds Of The 70s 2: Reggae - Stir It Up

8.55am Emmerdale Omnibus 11.55 FILM: Free Willy 3: The Rescue (1997) 1.40pm FILM: Richie Rich (1994) 3.30 You’ve Been Framed! (x5) 6.00 FILM: King Kong (2005) 9.45 Take Me Out: The Gossip 10.30 Fake Reaction 11.15 FILM: I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry (2007) 1.30am Take Me Out: The Gossip

6.00am Murder, She Wrote (x2) 7.50 The House Of Eliott (x2) 10.15 Rosemary And Thyme 11.20 Pie In The Sky 12.20pm Agatha Christie’s Poirot 2.40 A Touch Of Frost 4.55 Agatha Christie’s Marple 7.00 Doc Martin (x2) 9.00 Midsomer Murders 11.05 FILM: Rain Man (1988) 1.35am On The Buses 2.00 Nightscreen

11.00am Smallville 12.00pm Charmed 1.00 Scrubs (x5) 3.30 Rules Of Engagement (x5) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Happy Endings (x2) 8.00 How I Met Your Mother 8.30 2 Broke Girls 9.00 FILM: Snakes On A Plane (2006) 11.05 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.05am Rude Tube: Welcome To 2013

1.15pm FILM: The Colditz Story (1954) 3.10 A Place In The Sun 3.40 Location, Location, Location (x3) 6.55 Brunel’s Last Launch: A Time Team Special 8.00 Ken Follett’s Journey Into The Dark Ages 9.00 The Sinking Of The Concordia: Caught On Camera 10.05 UFOs: The Secret Evidence 12.15am The 9/11 Hotel

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sunday 13 Blandings BBC1, 6.30pm A new comedy series based on the stories of PG Wodehouse sits in its natural home of early Sunday evening. With a starstudded cast including Jennifer Saunders, Mark Williams, Timothy Spall and Jack Farthing, the first item of interest on the jolly good agenda is the Fattest Pig prize. What ho!

Dancing On Ice ITV1, 6.15pm More floating and falling on ice as the celeb mix of superstars, athletes and ‘others’ do their level best to stay level and not horizontal. With Pammy Anderson pitted against Joe Pasquale, Keith Chegwin doing his best to outskate Oona King, and the others all trying too – no one wants to be sent home today.

Sir Patrick Moore: Astronomer, Broadcaster And Eccentric BBC4, 8.30pm Sir Patrick Moore’s recent passing triggers a look back at the extraordinary life he led, focusing on his work as an astronomer and as a broadcaster, inspiring millions to look up instead of straight ahead. Star gazing in more than one way.

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6.05am FILM: I Remember Mama (1948) 8.15 Life In A Cottage Garden With Carol Klein 8.45 The A To Z Of TV Gardening 9.30 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11.00 EastEnders 12.55pm Masters Snooker 5.00 Ski Sunday 5.45 Darts: World Championships

6.00 BBC News 6.20 South East Today 6.30 Blandings See highlights. 7.00 Countryfile Matt Baker and Julia Bradbury head to the Hertfordshire countryside. 8.00 Antiques Roadshow Fiona Bruce and the team head to the north of Scotland for a busy day in the grounds of Cawdor Castle near Inverness. 9.00 Ripper Street Crime drama set in Victorian London. H Division and the independent City of London force are thrown together when the panic surrounding a sudden cholera outbreak leads them to scour both boroughs, searching to find some underlying pattern amidst the rising tide of sickness and death. 10.00 BBC News 10.20 South East Today 10.25 Match Of The Day 2 Colin Murray introduces highlights of the day’s two heavyweight fixtures in the Premier League: Arsenal v Manchester City, and Manchester United v Liverpool. 11.25 Room 101 – Extra Storage Extended edition of Room 101. Frank Skinner hosts as three celebrities battle to banish their top peeve or worst nightmare to the depths of Room 101. With guests Victoria Coren, Phil Tufnell and Terry Wogan. 12.05am The Celebrity Apprentice 1.30 Weatherview 1.35 BBC News

8.00 The Battle For Malta Historian James Holland looks at the World War Two battle for the tiny Mediterranean island of Malta, one of the most vicious and violent episodes of the war. 9.00 Tankies: Tank Heroes Of World War II In the last of this two part special, historian and former tank commander Mark Urban continues the story of six remarkable men from the Fifth Royal Tank Regiment in World War II. Surviving veterans and previously unseen letters and diaries relate in visceral detail how an extraordinary ‘band of brothers’ fought throughout the war. This episode tells their story from DDay and the Battle for Normandy to the largest tank battle ever fought by the British Army and eventual victory in Germany. 10.00 Speed Dreams: The Fastest Place On Earth Bill Nighy narrates a story about how every year thousands of petrol heads descend upon a dried up salt lake bed in Bonneville, Utah. This follows the men and their machines for a week of land speed racing on the Bonneville salt flats. 11.00 Masters Snooker Highlights Hazel Irvine introduces highlights from the first round match. 11.50 Masters Snooker – Extra 1.50am Sign Zone: Holby City 2.50 Sign Zone: Who Do You Think You Are?

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6.00 – 7.40am Children’s television 7.40 Matt Hatter Chronicles 8.05 Rated A For Awesome 8.15 Rated A For Awesome 8.30 Big Time Rush 9.00 The Aquabats! Super Show! 9.25 ITV News 9.30 There’s No Taste Like Home 10.25 Dinner Date 11.25 May The Best House Win 12.25pm Dickinson’s Real Deal 1.25 Rosemary And Thyme 2.25 ITV News & Weather 2.30 FILM: Agatha Christie’s Sparkling Cyanide (1983) 4.30 All Star Family Fortunes 5.15 You’ve Been Framed! 5.45 Meridian News 6.00 ITV News; Weather 6.15 Dancing On Ice See highlights. 7.45 All Star Family Fortunes Two celebrities and their families compete to win up to £30,000 for a charity of their choice. Dancer Louie Spence and his family compete against radio DJ Richard Bacon and his clan. 8.30 Dancing On Ice: The Skate Off Find out which two couples will battle it out in the skate off. Hosted by Phillip Schofield and Christine Bleakley. 9.00 Mr Selfridge Drama series telling the story of Harry Selfridge who arrived in London from Chicago in 1908 with a grand plan to open the finest department store in the world. Selfridges is open but it is missing something – customers. Ellen Love, ‘The Spirit of Selfridges’, gives Harry an idea – he will get the first airplane to cross the English Channel, and its famous pilot Monsieur Bleriot, into the store for a grand exhibition. 10.00 ITV News; Weather 10.15 FILM: The Constant Gardener (2005) Starring Ralph Fiennes, Rachel Weisz, Bill Nighy and Pete Postlethwaite. Dramatic thriller based on the novel by John Le Carre. Quiet diplomat Justin Quayle finds his life turned upside down when his activist wife Tessa is murdered in Kenya. 12.30am The Store 2.30 Monk 3.20 Pushing Daisies 4.05 ITV Nightscreen

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6.15am The Hoobs 6.40 The Hoobs 7.05 Will And Grace 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.25 Frasier 8.55 Frasier 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.05pm The Big Bang Theory 12.40 The Big Bang Theory 1.10 The Big Bang Theory 1.40 The Simpsons 2.10 The Simpsons 2.40 FILM: Honey, I Blew Up The Kid (1992) 4.25 Deal Or No Deal 5.25 Time Team 6.25 Channel 4 News 6.55 4thought.tv 7.00 Come Dine With Me Dinner party reality programme. On the east coast of Yorkshire, beautician Amanda Bradley, author and businessman Heath Samples, accident prone Fran Atkin and technician, Phil Laycock compete to win the thousand pound prize. 8.00 The Hotel Documentary series revealing behind-the-scenes life in the hotel industry. Hotel manager Mark decides he needs some new tricks as he continues to try to attract more upmarket guests to the Grosvenor. 9.00 FILM: Unknown (2011) Starring Liam Neeson, Diane Kruger, January Jones, Aidan Quinn, Bruno Ganz and Frank Langella. Thriller. During a trip to Berlin, an American scientist has an accident and slips into a coma. When he wakes up, he realises that nobody recognises him. 11.15 FILM: Beverly Hills Cop (1984) Starring Eddie Murphy, Judge Reinhold, Lisa Eilbacher, Steven Berkoff. Fast, frantic comedy thriller in which a Detroit cop who lives by his own rules disobeys orders and travels to Beverly Hills to track down his friend’s killer. 1.15am FILM: Four Brothers (2005) 3.05 Smallville 3.45 St Elsewhere 4.30 Deal Or No Deal 5.25 Countdown

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6.00 – 8.25am Children’s television 8.25 Angelina Ballerina 8.40 Castle Farm 8.45 Rupert Bear 9.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 Toby’s Travelling Circus 9.30 Roary The Racing Car 9.45 Jelly Jamm 10.00 Power Rangers: Super Samurai 10.35 Batman: The Brave And The Bold 11.10 Meerkat Manor 11.40 Celebrity Big Brother 12.40pm Once Upon A Time 1.40 FILM: Little Man (2006) 3.25 FILM: Mannequin (1987) 5.10 FILM: Loch Ness (1996) 6.55 5 News Weekend 7.00 FILM: Bulletproof Monk (2003) Starring Chow Yun-Fat, Seann William Scott, Jaime King, Karel Roden and Victoria Smurfit. Martial arts comedy, based on the comic book strip of the same name, in which a Tibetan monk enlists the help of a pickpocket in order to protect an immortality-giving scroll from a new generation of Nazis. 9.00 Celebrity Big Brother Catch up with the latest events inside the Celebrity Big Brother house. These exclusive highlights include all the action, arguments, and couplings. 10.00 FILM: Over Her Dead Body (2008) Starring Paul Rudd, Eva Longoria Parker, Lake Bell, Jason Biggs. Romantic comedy. After a tragic accident kills his bride-to-be, the grieving would-be groom turns to a local psychic to help him through the pain. However, when romance blossoms between the pair, the spirit of his late partner resolves to ruin their relationship. 11.55 Bizarre Burials Documentary exploring the variety of strange and sensational ways to make your mark when you die. 12.55am SuperCasino 3.55 House Doctor 4.20 HouseBusters 4.45 Rough Guide To Bang For Your Buck 5.00 Hana’s Helpline 5.15 The Milkshake! Show 5.35 Thomas & Friends 5.50 Roary The Racing Car

Sky Sports 1 6.00am FIFA Futbol Mundial 6.30 Football First: Match Choice 8.00 Football First: Match Choice 9.30 Sunday Supplement 11.00 Goals On Sunday 1.00pm LIVE Ford Super Sunday 3.30 LIVE Ford Super Sunday 6.00 LIVE Spanish Football 8.00 LIVE Spanish Football 10.00 Ford Football Special 11.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 12.00am Sporting Greats 12.30 Spanish Football 2.00 Ford Football Special 3.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 4.00 Spanish Football 5.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial

Sky Sports 2 11.30am Ashes Memories – Mark’s Magical Monday 2001 12.00pm Total Rugby – Brian O’Driscoll Special 12.30 LIVE Heineken Cup 2.45 LIVE Heineken Cup 5.30 LIVE NFL 9.30 LIVE NFL 1.00am European Rugby Special 2.00 PSA World Series Squash 3.00 Close

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Spanish Football 7.55 LIVE Test Cricket 3.30pm NFL 5.00 This Week In WWE 5.30 WWE: Experience 6.30 European Tour Golf 8.30 PGA Tour Golf 10.00 European Tour Golf 12.00am Live PGA Tour Golf 3.00 Close

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7.00pm Growing Up Poor 8.00 FILM: Up (2009) 9.30 World’s Craziest Fools 10.00 Sun, Sex And Suspicious Parents 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.30am World’s Craziest Fools 1.00 Olympics 2012: 50 Greatest Moments 2.00 Sun, Sex And Suspicious Parents 3.00 Being Human

7.00pm The Sky At Night (x2) 8.00 The Sky At Night Special 8.30 Sir Patrick Moore: Astronomer, Broadcaster And Eccentric. See highlights. 9.00 Sir Patrick Moore Talks To Mark Lawson 10.00 FILM: Leaving (2009) 11.20 Imagine... Dame Shirley Bassey 12.20am Shirley Bassey At The BBC

9.50am Coronation Street Omnibus 12.20pm Dinner Date Australia 1.20 FILM: Babe (1995) 3.15 FILM: Mr Bean’s Holiday (2007) 5.00 Take Me Out 6.15 Take Me Out: The Gossip 7.00 FILM: Uncle Buck (1989) 9.00 The Magaluf Weekender 10.00 FILM: 2 Fast 2 Furious (2003) 12.10am Ben & Kate 12.40 Up All Night

6.00am Murder, She Wrote (x3) 8.50 Heartbeat (x2) 10.55 Wycliffe 12.30pm FILM: Forever Young (1992) 2.25 The Adventures Of Sherlock Holmes 3.40 Lewis 5.40 Murder, She Wrote 6.45 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9.00 The Best Of The Royal Variety 10.00 Lewis 12.00am Monk 1.00 Lewis

9.40am Hollyoaks Omnibus 12.15pm How I Met Your Mother (x5) 2.45 Revenge (x2) 4.45 FILM: Cheaper By The Dozen 2 (2005) 6.40 FILM: The Day After Tomorrow (2004) 9.05 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 10.00 The New Normal 10.30 2 Broke Girls 11.00 Rude Tube: Welcome To 2013 1.10am The Inbetweeners

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11.00am Ten Tall Men (1951) 1.00pm The Spy Next Door (2010) 2.50 Only You (1994) 5.00 Robots (2005) 6.45 The Women (2008) 9.00 The Ugly Truth (2009) 10.55 Carlos 1.00am Sherrybaby (2006) 3.05 Close

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monday 14 Sharing Mum And Dad: Channel 4 Dispatches Channel 4, 8pm Presenter Tim Lovejoy, a divorced father of two, investigates the current situation in Britain surrounding shared parenting following divorce or separation. He speaks to a number of people about the psychological effects on the children. Like splitting parents don’t feel guilty enough.

Miranda BBC1, 9pm The new series continues with aplomb, and Miranda is going stir-crazy after looking after her ill mother for five days. When she then gets trapped in her flat and shouted at by Stevie she considers her regrets in leek, and then gets ill herself! Poor Miranda. Not that she gets any sympathy from the gang.

Young, Mormon & Single BBC3, 9pm Following four single Mormons looking for love, according to their beliefs they must remain chaste until marriage, and they can’t get into heaven unless they are married. Oh, and they must stay with their partner forever. No pressure then on the party weekend at Duck Beach for the big singles event of the year.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Wanted Down Under 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 11.45 Cowboy Trap 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.10 Father Brown 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Perfection 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless

6.05am Homes Under The Hammer 7.05 Rip Off Britain: Holidays 7.50 Cowboy Trap 8.20 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 9.05 MasterChef: The Professionals 9.35 Return To Forgotten Britain 10.35 Click 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Masters Snooker

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. 7.30 Inside Out Mark Jordan investigates the surge in untested and sometimes deadly chemicals being sold legally on the streets of Kent and Sussex. 8.00 EastEnders Dot returns home and is mortified to discover her granddaughter using her home for extra-curricular activities! 8.30 Rip Off Britain Consumer champions Angela Rippon, Gloria Hunniford and Julia Somerville battle on behalf of viewers who feel they have been ripped off. 9.00 Miranda See highlights. 9.30 Mrs Brown’s Boys Sitcom. Agnes is desperate for a holiday but cannot find anyone to look after Grandad. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Have I Got Old News For You Another chance to see the prizewinning comedy quiz show. 11.05 Blandings Comedy series based on the stories by PG Wodehouse. 11.35 The Graham Norton Show Graham is joined by the coolest movie director, Quentin Tarantino. 12.25am The Celebrity Apprentice 1.45 Weatherview 1.50 BBC News

6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Great British Railway Journeys Michael Portillo takes to the tracks. 7.00 The Polar Bear Family & Me Wildlife cameraman Gordon Buchanan follows a wild polar bear family over three seasons, something no one has done before. 8.00 University Challenge In another second-round match, the University of Bristol plays Imperial College, London for a place in the quarter-finals. 8.30 Winterwatch Chris Packham, Michaela Strachan and Martin Hughes-Games broadcast live from their base in the Scottish Highlands. 9.30 Why The Industrial Revolution Happened Here Professor Jeremy Black examines one of the most extraordinary periods in British history: the industrial revolution. He explains the unique economic, social and political conditions that by the 19th century, led to Britain becoming the richest, most powerful nation on earth. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Masters Snooker – Highlights Rishi Persad introduces highlights from the evening’s play. 12.10am American Football: Playoff Highlights 1.10 Masters Snooker – Extra 3.10 Sign Zone: Film 2013 4.00 Materials: How They Work 4.55 Your Paintings (x2)

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6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Storage Hoarders 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Robbie feels betrayed when Megan assures Declan she will stay to help him. 7.30 Coronation Street Will Eva let the cat out of the bag? Sunita is embarrassed by Karl’s behaviour. 8.00 Cornwall With Caroline Quentin Caroline Quentin continues her tour around the picturesque towns and villages of Cornwall. 8.30 Coronation Street David gives Kylie an ultimatum. 9.00 Lewis Lewis and Hobson are examining the body of murdered Vicki Walmsley when a theft of etorphine is reported by the Garsington Equine Centre. The drug was last used a year earlier on a horse that injured Joshua Grace – the brother-in-law of Reuben Beatty, the first murder victim. Coincidence? We think not. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 Happy Birthday E.T. The story behind one of the best-loved films of all time – E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial – how it was made and what the experience was like for its young cast. 11.35 Monk Crime drama series. Monk pits his wits against a chess grandmaster whom he considers the prime suspect in a murder case. 12.30am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.55 The Jeremy Kyle Show 4.45 ITV Nightscreen

6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Will And Grace 7.30 According To Jim 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 12.35 FILM: American Guerilla In The Philippines (1950) 2.40 Countdown 3.30 Face The Clock 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks The odds are heavily stacked against Will. Can Dodger set aside his anger and pain to support his brother? 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 Sharing Mum And Dad: Channel 4 Dispatches See highlights. 8.30 SuperScrimpers: 2013 Resolutions The series offering money-saving tips. 9.00 Embarrassing Fat Bodies The Embarrassing Bodies team take on the nation’s biggest health problem – obesity. Dr Christian meets a woman who has a massive growth on her leg as a result of excessive eating. Dr Pixie helps a woman who wheels round her kitchen on an office chair because her joints and circulation cannot take her 33 stone weight. 10.00 What Happens In Kavos Documentary series following young Brits over a long summer in Kavos, Corfu. This episode looks at drunk and disorderly behaviour. 11.05 One Born Every Minute Fly-on-the-wall documentary series filmed in busy maternity wards. 12.10am Random Acts 12.15 On The Verge Of A Midlife Crisis With Sharon Horgan 1.10 Scandal 2.05 The Promise 3.35 Supersize Vs Superskinny 4.30 Supernanny US 5.15 Deal Or No Deal

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6.00 – 8.00am Children’s television 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.10 Milkshake! Show Songs 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Roary The Racing Car 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 8.55 Little Lodgers 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 All-New Trisha 12.00pm Looney Tunes 12.10 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Celebrity Big Brother 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 CSI: Miami 3.15 FILM: Jane Doe: The Wrong Face (2005) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Leah finds herself enjoying her second date with Jamie, but is he all that he appears to be? 6.30 5 News 7.00 Cowboy Builders Melinda and Dom catch up with a woman they visited in 2010 whose search for a new lifestyle had been hampered by a builder who took her for a ride. 8.00 The All New Gadget Show Entertainment show devoted to gadgets. Presenters Jason Bradbury and Pollyanna Woodward visit Israel to test two of the latest underwater cameras in the Red Sea. They also eat a military-grade sandwich that is edible for up to 2 years. 9.00 Celebrity Big Brother Catch up with the latest events inside the Celebrity Big Brother house. These exclusive highlights include all the action, arguments and couplings. 10.00 Botched Up Bodies First of a two-part documentary featuring the surgeons whose job it is to correct the catastrophes left by dodgy cosmetic surgeons. 11.00 Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit On The Side Emma Willis hosts a round-up of Big Brother-related news. 12.00am Celebrity Wedding Planner: Celebrity Big Brother Special 1.00 SuperCasino 3.55 House Doctor 4.20 Divine Designs 4.45 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 Wildlife SOS

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 LIVE Test Cricket 3.30pm Sporting Greats 4.00 Ford Football Special 5.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 6.30 Netbusters 7.00 LIVE Ford Monday Night Football 11.00 Netbusters 11.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 12.30am Netbusters 1.00 Ford Monday Night Football 3.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 4.30 Watersports World 5.30 Netbusters

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Thrillseekers 7.00 WWE: The Bottom Line 8.00 European Rugby Special 9.00 Ford Football Special 10.30 Spanish Football 12.00pm European Rugby Special 1.00 Ford Football Special 2.30 Spanish Football 4.00 NFL 6.00 PSA World Series Squash 7.00 European Rugby Special 8.00 NFL 10.00 European Rugby Special 11.00 Test Cricket 1.00am European Tour Golf 3.00 PGA Tour Golf 4.00 PGA Tour Classic 5.00 Close

Sky Sports 3 9.00am PSA World Series Squash 10.00 PGA Tour Golf 1.00pm European Tour Golf 3.00 PGA Tour Golf 6.00 WWE: Raw 8.00 Test Cricket 9.00 T20 Big Bash League Cricket 10.00 WWE: Late Night Bottom Line 11.00 WWE: Late Night Afterburn 12.00am WWE NXT 1.00 WWE: Late Night Raw 4.15 Close

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7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Young, Mormon & Single. See highlights. 10.00 World’s Craziest Fools 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.30am World’s Craziest Fools 1.00 Young, Mormon & Single 2.00 The Truth About Magaluf

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys 8.00 Art Deco Icons 8.30 Only Connect 9.00 Lost Kingdoms Of South America 10.00 The House I Live In 11.45 Spies Of Warsaw 1.15am Carved With Love: The Genius Of British Woodwork 2.15 Art Deco Icons 2.45 Lost Kingdoms Of South America

2.00pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 4.10 The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills 5.05 The Real Housewives Of Orange County 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x3) 9.00 Ben & Kate 9.30 Up All Night 10.00 FILM: Love Actually (2003) 12.45am Penn & Teller: Fool Us

12.55pm Heartbeat 2.00 Wild At Heart 3.00 Wycliffe 4.10 Rising Damp 4.40 Second Thoughts 5.15 The Upper Hand 5.50 Heartbeat 6.50 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 Rosemary And Thyme 9.00 Stephen Tompkinson’s African Balloon Adventure 10.00 DCI Banks 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.00am Agatha Christie’s Poirot

2.00pm Scrubs (x2) 3.00 Charmed 4.00 Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 New Girl (x2) 9.00 Revenge 10.00 My Mad Fat Diary 11.00 The Inbetweeners 11.35 The New Normal 12.00am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

2.30pm Time Team Special: The Real Vikings 3.35 Grand Designs Australia 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.45 A Place By The Sea 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs (x2) 10.00 The Sinking Of The Concordia: Caught On Camera 11.05 Embarrassing Bodies 12.05am Come Dine With Me

11.00am The Virgin Queen (1955) 12.50pm Heaven Knows, Mr Allison (1957) 2.55 Carry On Cabby (1963) 4.45 23 Paces To Baker Street (1956) 6.50 Fool’s Gold (2008) 9.00 Road To Perdition (2002) 11.20 Carlos 1.30am Carlos (2009) 4.00 Close

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