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In City Of...Comedy, Victoria Nangle sits down for a chat with funny man (and new Latest 7 columnist) Romesh Ranganathan. Romesh talks about his tour with Seann Walsh and Brighton’s thriving comedy scene. Brighton Lights 44 sees Christina Toimela and Alex Turchyn get their skates on at the festive Royal Pavilion Ice Rink. Meanwhile Brighton & Hove Mayor Bill Randall celebrates 40 years of QueenSpark Books and we take a sneak peek at Brighton Fringe 2013. See the new Police & Crime Commissioner for Sussex on Brighton and Hove’s topical political programme The Vote Show. Watch The Vote Show, Brighton Lights and other Latest TV productions at www.thelatest.tv. If you want to be part of Brighton’s TV channel, come to our open democratic meetings at Latest Musicbar every Monday at 5.30pm

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04 Latest People & Snapshots Royal Pavilion Ice Rink opening, Love Is All We Need, QueenSpark Books, and author Giles Paley-Phillips 06 The Vote with Frank Le Duc & News with Phil Mills Race equality in the workplace 08 Profile Glyn Jones on the revival of the West Pier area 12 Inspire Me Sussex Winning Women 14 Latest Seagulls Is BHAFC ready for the Premier League? 15 Romesh Ranganathan The comedian is the downfall of Disney 16 Vanessa Austin Locke Censorship in art from Brighton to Vienna 17 Latest Bill Why Brighton’s akin to Austin, Texas 18 Lynn Ruth Miller Have the cake and eat it 19 Celeb City Joan Rivers, Conor Maynard, and celebrity style 20 Kay Town The Souled Out choir lifts Andrew’s spirits 20 Competitions Moscow City Ballet tickets; JJ Waller’s Brighton 21 Bare Cheek & Matt Whistler Lateral thinking puzzles; Matt spits feathers

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11 On the cover: MADE12 The popular design and craft fair returns for 2012 13 The Preloved Designer Sale Designer clothes at a fraction of the price 22 Christmas Gift Guide: Gifts For Him Gift ideas for the man in your life including eightpacked pages of presents for BHAFC fans 33 Andrew Kay’s Food & Drink; Hotlist The Curry Chef of the Year Competition

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Back row – Vicki Raisbeck, Mark Palmos, Gail Bainbridge, Anita Mcgrath. Middle row – Teresa Perez,Fiona Mclarty, Beaks James, Maria Floud, Claire Vallom, Alex Moore, Marion Ancker, Bev Wills. Front row –Julie Clarke, Maisie, Claire Hill, Maria Andrew, Natalie Uhlarz, Lisa Carelse. Sean Killick (BBC’s South Today)

Cllr Geoffrey Theobald, Cllr Carol Theobald, Daniel Theobald, Maria Gomez.

Snap Shots Diana Frangi captures the faces and places that define our city. This week: author Giles Paley-Phillips

I have two boys who love monsters and I really wanted to write something for them, like I used to read when I was little, something a bit darker, more for boys. My inspiration for my books came from one I found in a charity shop, called Where The Sidewalk Ends, a book of nonsense by Shel Silverstein which totally opened my eyes. My new book Tamara Small And The Monsters' Ball is yet another dark monstrous book!

Local author Giles Paley-Phillips won the 2012 People’s Book Prize for his book The Fearsome Beastie, also the Bizziebaby Gold Award, The Forward National Literary Award and Shortlisted for The Rotherham Children's Book Award. His first book, There’s A Lion In My Bathroom, received much acclaim and was named Book of the Month by The Truth About Books. Giles writes books about children coming face to face with monsters. In his latest book Tamara Small And The Monsters' Ball, fearful Tamara is carried away by a hairy monster in the middle of the night. Giles’ book illustrations are strong and fill the pages with colour. Tamara Small And The Monsters' Ball is out now in all good bookshops including Waterstones Brighton and online at www.amazon.co.uk

Love Is All We Need Local charity Love Is All We Need launched its “Help to grow the biggest heart” campaign at the Brighton Hilton Metropole on Saturday 10 November 2012. Carol James, Trustee of Love Is All We Need, organised the event with volunteers to help raise money for children affected by HIV/AIDS in South Africa. Guests had their photo taken to be used on the “Help to grow the biggest heart” poster. www.loveisallweneed.org.uk Words and photos: Christina Toimela

Chairperson Lisa Carelse, Trustee Carol, James, Trustee Marion Ancker and Trustee Bev Wills

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The VIP launch of the Royal Pavilion Ice Rink took place on 8 November where the guests enjoyed a taster of the Rinkside Restaurant’s food and drink, courtesy of Fabulous Feasts as well as trying out the ice before it opened to the public. The ice rink is open to the public until 20 January 2013. It’s as romantic and sparkling as ever, while offering a new twist with Jamie Oliver’s food, making the Royal Pavilion Ice Rink the perfect Christmas destination. Words and photos: Diana Frangi


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Beauty Wonderland Powder Beauty Boutique salon held its customer evening Beauty Wonderland on Friday 9 November. Rachel Kutschker, owner of the Brighton based, vintage inspired salon, was helped by her lovely team all of whom were dressed in aprons especially made for the occasion. The downstairs of the three-story salon was full of cheerful customers checking out the goodie bags and cosmetics on sale. Whilst waiting in the cozy lounge, guests were treated to wine and cupcakes made by Angel food bakery and Truly Madly Cakey. For more information visit www.powderbeauty.co.uk Words and photos: Christina Toimela

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The Martlet’s first ever Crime Quiz, hosted by bestselling author Peter James, took place on 8 November at the Thistle Hotel. Rounds included: The Boys in Blue; True Life Crime; Crime and thriller characters from TV, films, plays and books. Over 200 people and local businesses were there to test their criminal knowledge and the event helped to raise funds for The Martlet’s Hospice. Words and Pictures: Diana Frangi

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TheVote They treat many conditions at the Royal Sussex and they treat racism particularly seriously

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cting hospital trust chief executive Chris Adcock is leading from the front in tackling racism. On Friday 23 November, alongside Dr Vivienne Lyfar-Cissé, he is due to open the annual conference organised jointly by Brighton and Sussex University Hospitals NHS Trust and the BME Network. Dr Lyfar-Cissé is a clinical biochemist and chairs the trust’s BME Network. She has been instrumental in ensuring black and minority ethnic (BME) patients and

staff are treated fairly not just locally but throughout the NHS. Mr Adcock said: “I am confident that the evidence will show we have made progress on this important agenda, but I am also aware that we have more to do.” The trust employs thousands of people and 64 of them have volunteered to work with ward or department managers to tackle race and equality problems. He said in his weekly newsletter: “In September 2008 Duncan Selbie [the former chief executive] wrote in

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this message about his personal duty as chief executive to create an environment where it is known that racism will not be tolerated and whenever discovered that it is addressed firmly and quickly. “This was an incredibly important moment for BSUH because it was when we acknowledged that racism existed in our hospital and that we were failing in both our legal and moral obligation to promote race equality and tackle racism in all its forms. “From that acknowledgement, the Commitment to Change (C2C) Programme for Race Equality

emerged as the key driver of our promise to do better. “The C2C Programme is not, and never has been, about singling out any individual or group for preferential treatment. It is about delivering our race equality duty and its objective from day one was to ensure that our BME staff and patients are treated fairly. “The other main focus has been training and C2C training is about equipping everyone, particularly those who manage others, with the requisite understanding and skills to deliver race equality for staff in their area. “The first wave of training sessions will be taking place between now and the end of February. In addition, a group of BME patients have volunteered to set up a new committee which will advise, guide and provide direct feedback on what it feels like to be a BME patient in our hospital. “The joint conference will provide an excellent opportunity to hear more about the C2C work and discuss how we can improve and build on those plans across the hospital.” ■

Two planning applications relating to Withdean Stadium and Sports Complex are due to be heard by councillors on Wednesday 21 November. Both are likely to be approved. In both cases the applicant is the council itself. Plenty of people have doubts about whether a council should be able to grant itself planning permission. In the case of Withdean, those taking this view are likely to include a couple of seasoned local campaigners. The council wants to keep the 900-seat temporary West Stand and the 106-space northwest car park, added during Brighton and Hove Albion’s tenancy. The council gave itself planning permission in July last year but faced a legal challenge. The other Withdean application is for a three-storey extension to the tennis centre which would add a fitness studio and 16 extra covered parking spaces for cyclists. The Brighton and Hove City Council Planning Committee did recently delay its decision on a council application, relating to the Dome complex. It was later passed despite some reservations. Parents Forum chairman Andrew Jeffrey praised the success of concerned relatives or neighbours in reporting children at risk of neglect or abuse. They spotted a higher percentage of children who became the subject of further work by social services than police, family doctors and schools. He pointed out to a meeting at Hove Town Hall that only hospital staff and other health workers were more effective. Police officers made 1,385, or almost a third, of the 4,691 referrals handled last year, with schools making 766. GPs made 90. ■

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Black Rock site to an operator on a temporary basis, while a permanent use is sought. The sand sculpture park was judged the best chance of boosting the city’s economy for the greatest part of the year. If approved, the park would open from April to October. Proposed admission prices are £5 per adult, £3 per child or £15 for a family of two-plus-two.

ON THE RIGHT TRACK

Paul McCartney and his ex Heather Mills were together again in the news – for different reasons: the ex-Beatle and his new wife were in a helicopter which had to land at an airstrip in Kent after bad weather made landing at the couple’s home in Rye too dangerous. Meanwhile, Heather, who runs a restaurant in Hove where she and Paul lived, has revealed she wants to qualify for the British skiing team at the 2014 Paralympics. Heather had her left leg amputated below the knee after a collision with a police motorcyle.

LOCAL CHEF SHORTLISTED FOR AWARD

Watch out Nigella – a chef working for Brighton & Hove City Council’s adult social care team has been shortlisted for a top food award. Anni Cockell, chef at the council’s Beach House respite service in Westbourne Villas, Hove, has been shortlisted for best public caterer in BBC Radio Four’s annual Food and Farming awards.

TEEN FOUND NOT GUILTY

A 14 year old was found not guilty of manslaughter even though he admitted fatally punching promising non-league footballer Connor Saunders, 19, from Woodingdean, Brighton. Connor hit his head when he crashed to the ground and never recovered. Hove court ruled the boy acted in self defence.

CITY THEFTS & VANDALISM

SAND SCULPTURE PARK

Business on Brighton seafront could be boosted by a sand sculpture park next to Brighton Marina. The council is set to lease the vacant

Brighton & Hove City Council leader Jason Kitcat on Wild Park

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ild Park near Hollingbury is one of Brighton and Hove’s best-loved parks and is now part of the South Downs National Park. Not only is it an open space valued by local residents, but the areas of chalk grassland it contains are rich in a range of internationally-unique species of plants and insects such as bees, flowers and others. However this habitat has been threatened over the last few decades by the spread of some more common species of trees and shrubs inappropriate for chalk grassland. If the situation is left as

Remembrance Sunday saw thousands paying their respects at war memorials. Sadly, thieves cashed in by stealing Poppy collection boxes, two from shops in Brighton. And the Royal pavilion in Brighton, which attracts nearly three-quarters of a million visitors, is being spoiled by drunks, vandals and litterers. Ways of combatting the problems, including better lighting, are being considered.

it is, the rare species there are at risk of being wiped out from our city. Recently, in consultation with local groups and experts, we agreed a ten-year plan to manage Wild Park. Part of this plan involves clearing some of the scrub and trees that have in the last few years spread into the grassland, to better protect this ancient habitat. Sheep will graze the land as used to be done historically so that the larger shrubs and trees are naturally kept at bay. The plan also involves improving accessibility for visitors and protecting the historic buildings in the park. These proposals have the support of a number of local

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CHRISTMAS ART

Art lovers looking to spoil themseleves or hunting Christmas gifts take note: Chris Macdonald and six friends are holding an exhibition of paintings, scultptures, photography, box art and jewellery at Gallery 40, 40 Gloucester Road, North Laine, every day from 11am till late from 19–25 November.

LEWES REBELS

Is Lewes turning into the most rebellious town in Sussex? After reports of parking meters being blown apart in an organised campaign of protest, comes attacks on six police vehicles including CCTV vans at the force headquarters in the town. Some brake lines had been cut. Insp Jonathan Greetham said: “Tampering with any vehicle could have devastating consequences.” He has appealed for information.

VOLUNTEERS NEEDED

Lastly, you can tell winter weather is on its way – an appeal has been issued for volunteers to make sure vital services reach the needy if the city has a spell of severe weather. Brighton council is looking for experienced volunteer drivers for home visits to check on vulnerable people. Anyone able to drive a 4 x 4 vehicle and willing to help deliver essential services to residents who are out of reach, should email Icanhelp@brighton-hove.gov.uk ■ Are you ready for winter?

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ecologists, the Forestry Commission, and the National Park Authority among others. I recently met some of the staff and volunteers working on restoring the Wild Park grassland. I was inspired by their dedication and commitment to preserving this rare habitat. Over time this work will help restore the balance of habitats in the park, and ensure that we don’t lose an incredibly important part of our city’s unique heritage and environment.

ny plans for Christmas yet? Most importantly, do you have plans on where to party, where to have dinner with your friends, or where to treat yourself to a cooking-free Christmas day? One of the things you must do is look at what Brighton Marina has on offer. Whatever you fancy to make your Christmas celebrations work, the Marina has a restaurant to suit. A world of choice awaits with restaurants such as Nando’s, Prezzo, Coast to Coast, Bella Napoli and Memories of India, and specialist cuisine such as Brasserie Fish & Grill. Café Rouge has some fabulously festive French menus and some really great offers: two course Christmas menu £16.95 or three courses for £19.95. There’s a free bottle of wine up for grabs (between four) plus 10 per cent off all food when you book the Christmas Party Menu available on selected dates in December.

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Frankie & Benny’s Christmas menu offers fantastic value and choice. You can enjoy their mouth-watering Christmas menu for just £18.95 for three courses. It’s a great choice of venue for the Christmas party: relax and unwind whilst swaying to the classic sounds of the ‘50s. Your Christmas party organiser will receive a £15 voucher redeemable at any Frankie & Benny’s in the New Year, along with new year discount vouchers for every guest. The Master Mariner has some great early bird offers and the menu is extensive. Choose between the £16.95 or £24.95 per head menu…it’s your choice; but one thing is for sure, you will have a great time! Zizzi has gone all out this year, and the Christmas menus are something to lust after. You can choose a three-course menu finished off with a delicious Italian liqueur for only £16.95, or start with a glass of Prosecco for just £19.95. This is just a small selection of what’s available from over 20 restaurants at the Marina. Go to the website and take a look at the other great dining offers prepared for you this Christmas. Once you have partied you can make your way to one of the bars, or the Rendezvous Casino who have live entertainment throughout the festive season or make a night of it and stay over at the boutique Hotel Seattle. Be sure to check out Brighton Marina for your Christmas Party.

Kirsty Pollard, Brighton Marina’s Marketing and Events Manager kirsty.pollard@x-leisure.co.uk www.brightonmarina.co.uk

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latest brighton & hove news IN BRIEF ■ HAIR AND CATWALK SHOW PLANNED

TO HELP DEAF HAIRDRESSERS

A community group is putting on a catwalk and hair show to help dispel misconceptions about deaf hairdressers and to break down barriers. Hair Spirit said: “Deaf hairdressers face many barriers when trying to train or work as a hairdresser. Hair Spirit is a community group set up in response to this.” Co-founder Jean West said that it aimed to encourage collaboration between deaf and hearing hairdressers and dispel misconceptions about deaf hairdressers and those aspiring to become a hairdresser. She said: “We also aim to improve the confidence of both deaf and hearing hairdressers working together.” The Hair Spirit show is due to take place on Saturday 24 November at the Clarendon Centre in New England Street, Brighton. Deaf and hearing stylists, models and make-up artists will be getting together to put on this event. It includes a catwalk show, music, stalls, face painting and networking. Tickets are available online at www.eventelephant.com/hairspiritevents or email generalhairspirit@gmail.com

■ CITY COLLEGE CHIEFS SET OUT PLANS FOR £73M MAKEOVER Plans for a £73 million redevelopment of the main City College buildings have been shared with the public. The scheme will involve demolishing Pelham Tower and replacing it with 500 student flats after new college premises have been built on the neighbouring car park. And the land between Pelham Street and York Place will be turned into housing, if the plans are approved. A formal planning application could be submitted to Brighton and Hove City Council by Christmas with college bosses aiming for work on the four to five-year project to start next autumn. Lynn Thackway, principal of City College Brighton and Hove, said: “Our buildings are not fit for purpose.” The first phase of the scheme will involve building on the 130-space car park. Some disabled parking is included in the plans but the aim is to have a car-free scheme reflecting the good public transport links to the site, in particular bus and rail. Scott Marshall, of This is Regeneration, said that the £73 million scheme would create the equivalent of 124 full-time construction jobs, mostly local. He said it would also pump an extra £1 million into the local economy, giving a much-needed lift to London Road, where the Open Market is due to reopen next summer. And the North Laine should also benefit. See details of the plans at www.ccb.ac.uk.

■ TWO BUS LANES MAY BE USED BY MOTORBIKES FOR TRIAL PERIOD Motorbikes are to be allowed two stretches of bus lanes in Brighton on a trial basis after a sustained campaign by the Motorcycle Action Group. A decision is to be made by Brighton and Hove City Council’s Transport Committee on Tuesday 27 November. Councillor Tony Janio said evidence suggested that allowing motorbikes and scooters in bus lanes could help reduce congestion, improve road safety and even cut down on air pollution. He wants the trial extended to include the city centre. The initial two stretches of bus lane are on the A23 between Carden Avenue and Preston Drove and the A259 between Longridge Avenue and the Ovingdean roundabout. Fellow Conservative and Hove MP Mike Weatherley said: “It is great news that our work with the Motorcycle Action Group has paid off and that sharing bus lanes looks set to go ahead. However, I am exasperated that the council is proposing to spend yet more time and council taxpayers’ money trialling a scheme for a whole year when there is already ample evidence of the benefits. In my view they should just get on with it.”

OUR HERITAGE

Glynn Jones says the revival of the area around the West Pier is crucial to the ‘string of pearls’ adorning the seafront. Frank le Duc reports

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or more than 20 years Glynn Jones has occupied key positions in Brighton and Hove and the surrounding area. Wearing one of his current hats, the former council chief executive shared news last week of a bid for Heritage Lottery Fund money. If successful, the money will partpay for work on the seafront either side of the West Pier. The bid is due to be submitted this week. Mr Jones was speaking as chairman of the West Pier Trust, a post that he has held for seven years. In his statement to the trust’s annual meeting he said: “We are working closely with Brighton and Hove City Council on the regeneration and landscaping of the areas either side of the pier. The design will have a strong West Pier theme, using artefacts salvaged from the pier in the 1990s. Included in the scheme will be a restored 1866 kiosk, the subject of a Heritage Lottery Fund bid.” He said that the scheme would strengthen the trust’s ties with the Fishing Museum. And that it would be a continuation of the council’s strategy for a “string of pearls” to adorn the seafront. He added: “When I came to Brighton, the seafront at night was a place to be avoided. With the ‘string of pearls’, there will be sections of the seafront with a different purpose including iconic buildings and spaces for people to reflect.” With the prospect of work on the i360 starting soon, he hopes to have played his part in the gestation of another iconic building. He said: “The i360 is a pier in the sky. Just as the original West Pier was outrageously modern, so is this. One of the reasons we’re so keen on it is that it will help regenerate that part of the city. It will shift the focus slightly. And the areas around Regency Square and Preston Street will hope to see their businesses improve.” Another key reason is that he and his fellow trust members hope that the i360 will help fund a new pier on the water in place of the skeletal ruins of the “Old Lady”. He said: “We’ve already got people talking to us about a sea-based pier. It will be a good contemporary design.” He said that the fires meant that a restoration was now no longer possible and he dismissed talk of a replica, saying: “It wouldn’t be in keeping with tradition. The West Pier, like the Royal Pavilion, was outrageous when it was built. A new pier would need to reflect its age.” Mr Jones came to Brighton in 1989 when he took over as chief executive of Brighton Borough Council from Tony Blake. Steve Bassam was the council’s Labour leader at the time and once described Mr Jones as “the best appointment I ever made”. Brighton and Hove councils merged with Mr Jones at the helm and he ran the new council until he retired in 2001. Since then the 67 year old has played many

PROFILE “The West Pier, like the Royal Pavilion, was outrageous when it was built. A new pier would need to reflect its age” roles in local life including chairman of the NHS trust which runs the Royal Sussex County Hospital. “When I arrived there we were performing pretty badly in monetary and other terms.” Mr Jones appointed Duncan Selbie as chief executive. He said: “It was one of the best performing trusts when I left although that was down to Duncan more than me.” Mr Jones retired from the trust two years ago and Mr Selbie left in the summer to head Public Health England. Candidates to replace Mr Selbie are due to be interviewed shortly. Mr Jones has kept his links with the Royal Sussex as chairman of the Hospital League of Friends. He is also chairman of the local branch of Emmaus, the homeless charity, and the Hanover Band Trust. In addition he serves as a Deputy Lord Lieutenant. He persuaded his predecessor as chairman of the West Pier Trust, the late Admiral Sir Lindsay Bryson, to take the job. Mr Jones said: “When Lindsay was dying, he said, now it’s your turn.” The members agreed and he continues to serve his turn. ■


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ADE12, Brighton’s Design and Craft Fair, returns to the Corn Exchange on Friday 23 November. Supported by Coast Magazine, MADE is a high quality, contemporary craft and design event that takes place every November in the beautiful Corn Exchange, next to the historic Royal Pavilion. MADE12 offers the public the opportunity to buy original and exceptional work direct from the best local and national designer/makers and has become firmly established as a friendly, accessible and top quality fair. In 2011, the event attracted more visitors than ever, with over 6,500 people coming through the doors. The majority were delighted with the originality and quality of work across all disciplines. MADE12 will showcase over 100 makers and designers. From colourful glassware to the softest knitted textiles, elegant ceramics to dazzling jewellery, and luxurious leather to quirky accessories, there is something for everyone. Work is priced between £20 and £1,500. The Private View takes place on the evening of Thursday 22 November, and is by invitation only. During the evening, the fair will be officially opened by Alex Fisher, features editor of Coast magazine. There will be a glass of wine on arrival for each visitor, generously supplied by Harvey’s of Lewes. Canapés will be on offer, each handmade by local caterers Elizabeth Caton. The fair will open to the public from 11am on Friday 23 November. Bespoked Bristol, the UK Handmade Jo Butters – ‘Tuft’ Scatter cushion Bicycle Show, will be bringing some fabulous in wool, from £42 handmade bicycles along to display in the foyer. Bespoked was set up to promote the international art of the handmade bicycle, and to showcase the craft and passion of beautiful bicycles and the importance for the makers and designers to have the opportunity to promote their work to the public. A café provides a place for visitors to relax, eat cake, take refreshment and contemplate purchases. MADE12, Brighton’s Design and Craft Fair, Corn Exchange, Church Street, Brighton, BN1 1UD. Friday 23–Sunday 25 November 2012. Friday 11am–7.30pm; Saturday 10am–6pm; Sunday 10am–5pm. Tickets £6 on the door. Children under 14 free. www.brighton-made.co.uk

Markovitch Shaker Boxes – Shaker divided carrier in American red cherry, £45 Markovitch Shaker Boxes – Set of four Shaker boxes, sizes 1, 2, 3 and 4, made in American red cherry, £25, £30, £35 and £40 respectively or as a set at £105.

Plico Homeware – Bespoke Armchair: upcycled armchair reupholstered in wool, from £895


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Inspire me Christina Toimela meets people with a positive can-do attitude. This week: Sussex Winning Women

go to school. This was what her smart clients in the mum-market were wondering. Many women are very good in their roles as mothers and Jennie knows it takes a lot to step out. Her book I’m Back is all about that.

STRONGER TOGETHER

Today Jennie’s children are six and eight and she has made it a bit easier for herself. Jennie now focuses more on women in business who have already said “yes” to themselves and who already know what they want. The aim of the Winning Women group is to bring women together. There are many groups online but Jennie thinks you just can’t beat the physical getting together of a group and the energy it brings. She wants the group to be a safe Allison Marlowe and place to express where you are Jennie Harland-Khan going and wants women to feel they will be supported by one another. She wants these women to eagerly anticipate the next months’ meeting and the speaker to be specially chosen to serve their needs.

TEACHING IRRESISTIBILITY

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ircuit training two days in a row left me with no fuel whatsoever in the tank, just like the instructor wanted. I felt a bit shaky after the second class on Sunday but decided to have a quick flick through some local papers at the gym bar. I was not really reading, just looking at pictures and headlines. A picture of a very photogenic lady and a subtitle, “Are You A Woman Looking To Start A Business? Or Looking For A New Way To Connect Your Business,” made me stop. This lady was going to launch Sussex Winning Women at Stanmer House on Tuesday. How inspiring could that be? I met Jennie Harland-Khan author, speaker, mentor, coach and most importantly – mum and wife, just before she launched the inaugural Sussex Winning Women meeting. She told me how a few years ago being a mum and a wife was the stage where she was at in her life. She had always worked in entrepreneurial businesses, being the right hand and when she had her children she ended up working for her husband. One day Jennie, from Haywards Heath, woke up to realise that she had another 30–40 years ahead of her and she had no idea what the future was going to look like. All of a sudden she felt that being a mum and a wife was not working for her. Working

“Many women are very good in their roles as mothers and Jennie knows it takes a lot to step out” for her husband was convenient but it was his thing, not hers. She wondered what on earth she was doing and went through the process of finding out what it was that she really wanted. Jennie realised that throughout her life she had inspired other people to achieve their goals, but she had never thought of doing it professionally. One thing led to another and she ended up getting trained in the US by a famous motivational speaker, Bob Proctor, best known for The Secret. Jennie said it all happened very quickly, she became a licensed coach by Bob and met many people. Jennie got asked what was coming next because people wanted to hear her ideas, even if they liked Bob’s talks. After all Bob is now a 75-year-old Canadian, a man, and not Jennie. She decided to focus on what to do after your children

The founder of Winning Women, Allison Marlowe, was Jennie’s inspiration. She was drawn by Allison’s passion, total belief and global vision. Jennie trusted that the right people would come to the group when they were ready. Currently the group is women only because Jennie wanted to narrow it down and because she was originally attracting women post children. Jennie also wants to be 100 per cent herself and she feels that she can be more authentic among women. She also thinks that if you are with the right women there is a much more supportive feel to the group. Women are more sharing and become friends whereas men concentrate on business. When asked, Jennie says women could learn from men on how to sell and “just do it” and not to let emotions and hormones get in the way. Jennie’s focus is moving into how to be irresistible on the inside. It’s not about what you look like, it’s the attraction factor she is after: “What is it about those women who have it and who just have opportunities coming their way? What makes some women stand out?” Jennie focuses on teaching the mental state in which you attract positive things your way. Jennie used to have it, but post children she lost ‘it’, the natural ability of being irresistible and attracting things her way. She had to learn to do it again. According to Jennie some women are born irresistible but everyone is attractive in their own way and depending on the mental strength of an individual ‘it’ can be taught. “This is what Winning Women is all about. We are the best we can be,” says Jennie as she smiles irresistibly. Sussex Winning Women meetings are held every first Tuesday of the month in a different location, with different speakers. For further information http://winningwomennetworks.co.uk/events/ sussex Do you know any people who have really inspired you in Brighton? We’re not looking for celebrities. Not ordinary, but extraordinary. Contact Christina: christina.toimela@gmail.com


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THE PRELOVED DESIGNER SALE

Christian Louboutin shoes. Worn once

Designer Christmas Bargains galore plus a chance for you to make some cash from your own closet at the big Christmas Preloved Designer Sale

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he Preloved Designer Sale is back in time for some bargainhunting Christmas shopping. How do you fancy wearing a Vivienne Westwood dress for a fraction of the original price at this year’s Christmas party? Or how about adding an Alexander McQueen scarf to your present list and impressing your friends and family without breaking the bank? The pre Christmas Preloved Designer Sale promises everything from All Saints and Whistles to Prada, Chloe, Marc Jacobs and Stella McCartney. The list goes on, including Mulberry bags and Christian Louboutin shoes. Plus you could make some extra cash for the festive period by selling the high-end, high street and designer pieces you no longer wear. So get clearing out your closet and turn those unworn clothes into cash for Christmas. The Preloved Designer Sale visits Brighton just a few times a year. It’s the only sale in the country where you can both buy and sell pre-loved designer womenswear. It’s a large one-off sale, with over a thousand pieces up for grabs, meaning there’s something for everyone. Katie Carne, organiser of the sales, came up with the concept after quitting her job as a TV producer. She wanted to provide somewhere you could not only buy beautiful designer clothes at affordable prices but also make some cash from the clothes you no longer wear without it being a hassle.

Katie’s aim was to provide a shopping heaven after her own heart. “I always thought it would be nice to have somewhere you could sell your pre-loved pieces that was quick and easy and also buy on trend designer clothes without feeling guilty! I knew I would love to shop somewhere like that, so thought other women would too.” So are you a seller, a buyer or both? Here’s a quick sellers guide on how to make some cash before Christmas: • Go through your wardrobe and have a clear out of the pieces you no longer wear. Maybe it’s a dress that no longer fits, an impulse buy coat, or a present you’ve never used. The golden rule is if you haven’t worn it in the last one to two years you probably aren’t going to and it will just sit there collecting dust. • Simply take the pieces down to one of the collection days listed and The Preloved Designer Sale team will do the rest. They will sell your high-end, high street and designer pieces including handbags, shoes and accessories, giving you 50 per cent of the sale price. All you have to do is collect your money a week later. “Everyone has such busy lives and we wanted to make it as simple as possible,” says Katie. “It’s a quick turnaround. You bring your clothes in one week and get your cash the next.” At previous sales, clients have made hundreds, some even thousands of pounds in just one weekend.

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Vivienne Westwood dress

Alexander McQueen cashmere coat

“It’s somewhere you can sell your preloved pieces and also buy on trend designer clothes without feeling guilty” “Everyone’s watching their pennies more now, but it doesn’t mean you have to compromise on style,” says Katie. “We give you the chance to reinvent your wardrobe without having to spend a fortune.”

From left to right. Brora Cashmere Cardigan, Orla Kiely knit, Boden jumper

Vivienne Westwood bag and Vivienne Westwood necklace

Louis Vuitton purse

And now for the best bit: the weekend sale. Ever fancied raiding the wardrobe of your favourite celebrity or scouring through a stylist’s closet? With a client list including the rich, famous and fashionable you can be sure to grab a bargain. Kicking off with a shopping evening on the Friday night and then continuing all day Saturday and Sunday, it’s a one-stop shop for bargains galore. “We have a brilliant mix of clients, from the celebrities who sell off their wardrobes, to the normal woman who is just clearing out her closet,” says Katie. “And with rails and rails of clothes, bags and shoes there is something for everyone. Prices start from just £5 and include gorgeous Whistles and Reiss dresses for £20 to £30, up to exclusive Alexander McQueen and Prada with up to 90 per cent off the original price. “We often get pieces that are current season and still in the shops now, or only six months old, as well as classic staple pieces that are timeless.”

Here’s a sneak peek: at the next sale they already have Mulberry bags coming in, worn once Christian Louboutin shoes and some original 1960s Biba! If you want to sell clothes drop them off at The Thistle Hotel, Brighton on Monday 19, Tuesday 20 and Thursday 22 November between 10am and 5pm, plus late night Wednesday 21 November 10am–8pm. The Preloved Designer Sale is held at The Thistle Hotel, Brighton, Friday 23 November, 6pm–9pm and Saturday 24–Sunday 25 November, 10am–6pm. Call Katie for more information on 07970 682 892, www.preloveddesignersale.co.uk Louis Vuitton bag


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he crock at the end of the rainbow? As the ancient myth may or may not have gone, at the end of the rainbow lies a pot of gold. Or, in the case of the Premier League, £5bn in revenue for playing in the most watched football league in the world. As promised in a previous column, it's time to revisit the topic of what would happen if The Albion got promoted. After the frustration of the draw that felt like a defeat at Wolverhampton Wanderers and a run of results that hint at a faltering challenge for promotion, it may be premature and “Are we prepared rather fanciful, but bear with us as it to be the next may add perspective to the current gnashing of teeth over the team’s Southampton recent indifferent form. So, let us gaze into the Latest 7 crystal ball. or QPR?”

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If Gus does sign a player or two who galvanises the team and gets into the play-off final, what would happen? Firstly, the most valuable game in football means that the winners are elevated into a league full of the richest football clubs on the planet, backed in some cases by nothing short of sovereign wealth funds that most nations can only envy. The top four is an exclusive club which cost Manchester City over £100m to break into. There appears to be three mini divisions within the league. The bottom third of this league is a dog fight, with unpleasant defeats by hefty margins for those sides that arrive unprepared for the sheer bloody mindedness allied to the skillset of some of the world’s players. Should we be in a hurry to join this gold-plated bunfight? Are we prepared to be the next Southampton or QPR who look embarrassingly out of their depth? Gus Poyet is a fascinating manager; he knows what it takes to win at the top level as a player, and is under no illusion that the only way he thinks a team coming up to the top division can hold its own is to play proper football. The journey, that began three years ago against the Saints at St Mary’s launched not just a new manager but a philosophy. The plan approved by Mr Bloom was to be patient and build towards a sustainable future in the Premier League. Mr Bloom knows that sustained success cannot be rushed, hence the new plans for a state of the art academy, an essential part of any successful modern football club.

Growing pains

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Though it pains me to say it, Crystal Palace look like a good bet for promotion. Although I do wonder how long they would last (tee hee). So, Gus has a team that’s evolving with a playing style that suits not just surviving but thriving at a higher level. He has young players already coming through and a fantastic academy on the way. This team is going through growing pains and some new payers are still adapting and in the midst of what looks a poor run, The Albion sit comfortably in the top ten. Is it really that bad? Frustrating at times yes, but hardly a crisis, we are not Southampton and Gus is not Nigel Adkins in disguise. One final point about the Premier League: The UEFA fair play rules have yet to bite, the playing field will still be skewed by some creative accounting to a degree, but it might be best to wait a year or two when the Premier League evens out a little and the academy is providing the next Wilfried Zaha. Then we might reach the end of this lucrative rainbow and unlike 1983, this time we might even stay there. So let’s not be in too much of a hurry, there is an old travel adage, it is sometimes better to travel hopefully than to arrive, so perhaps we should just relax a little and enjoy the ride?

New scouting manager The club has appointed Mervyn Day as the new Scouting and Talent Identification Manager. The 57 year old will oversee all operations within the department.. Day brings a wealth of up-todate scouting experience from

his last role as Leeds United’s chief scout and prior to that as a senior scout at Premier League side Fulham. He also has experience of senior squad management in both the top flight of English football and in the Championship from his time at Charlton Athletic. The former goalkeeper played at the highest level during his playing career, racking up over 450 appearances for West Ham United, Leeds United and Aston Villa, as well as further appearances in the Football League with Leyton Orient and Carlisle United. In addition to his scouting role Day will also play a major part in the club’s goalkeeper development programme, working with the academy goalkeeping staff and aspiring youth goalkeepers.

Matchday DVDs

The club’s Matchday DVD Collection continues with the release of the recent Amex thrillers against Leeds and Peterborough United. Every DVD in the Matchday Collection features superb multicamera footage, replays and match commentary. The collection will be made up of all 23 home league games, plus extra editions for any cup matches as the season progresses. Albion’s matches against Birmingham City, Ipswich Town, Cardiff City, Barnsley and Sheffield Wednesday are also available. Also on DVD, the Season Review 2011/12 is still available, featuring all the action from an amazing first season at the Amex and interviews with Gus Poyet, Craig Mackail-Smith, Will Buckley, Liam Bridcutt and more. Visit www.theseagulls.co.uk to order your copy today. Words: Will Jago Turn to page 24 for our 8-page bumper BHAFC gift special.

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The money league

Book your table in the East Central Brasserie ahead of games against Bolton Wanderers and Bristol City. After a spell of away games, Gus Poyet’s side returns to the Amex when they host former Premier League side Bolton Wanderers on Saturday 24 November and you can book a table for a pre-match meal The Lancashire side will be visiting the American Express Community Stadium for the very first time, then three days later on Tuesday 27 November Bristol City visit, and supporters can book a two-course or threecourse meal prior to both games. The menu provides a generous selection for all three courses, with meat, fish and vegetarian options available for starter and main. The dessert menu includes cheesecake, chocolate torte, treacle tart, fruit salad and a cheese board. Three sittings are available and all will provide you with ample time ahead of kick-off; 12pm, 12.30pm or 1pm for the Bolton fixture and 5pm, 5.30pm or 6pm for the Bristol game. The meal is priced at £36 for three courses or £31 for two courses. Under-13s can dine for £12.50 for three courses or £10 for two courses. All reservations for the Bolton visit must be placed by 5pm on Wednesday 21 November and by 5pm on Friday 23 November for the Bristol City visit. To make a booking or for more information please e-mail Jo Brooks or Ashleigh Woods at restaurant@bhafc.co.uk or call 01273 878282.


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Romesh Ranganathan The comedian on the downfall of Disney

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have been spending a lot of time watching Disney and Pixar films recently. This was inspired by a recent trip to the cinema to watch Brave, which is apparently the first of Pixar’s missteps. How people can say this when Cars and Cars 2 exist is beyond me. How the hell you can have a world where cars are like people, and their windscreens are eyes? What on earth is going on here? At one point in Cars, they tip over tractors in a farm like cows. WHY IS THERE A FARM? IF THE COWS ARE TRACTORS, WHAT VEHICLE WOULD THE FARMER BE? SURELY HE SHOULD JUST BE A TRACTOR? AND WHAT FARM NEEDS A FIELD FULL OF TRACTORS? THERE IS NO LOGIC HERE. The point is, I went to see Brave with the toddler. He found it frightening. There is a lot of scary bear stuff. When I was a kid, my mum took me to watch The Care Bears Movie. Most of you will not know the Care Bears. Care Bears were pathetic. When they had to sort out a problem, they would go “Care Bear Stare” and these lights would shoot out of their bellies; properly the worst thing ever created. On the way out of the cinema my brother and I wanted to buy a Care Bear each from the cinema. My mum agreed we could get them, but they had run out, so they offered us alternative bears. Do you know anything

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more pathetic than two boys walking out of a cinema with Care Bears? Two boys walking out of the cinema with FAKE CARE BEARS, that’s what. Anyway, I watched The Lion King with the boys. And what I realised was, my perspective on these films has completely changed now that I am a father. When I watched it as a kid, I was rooting for Simba, hoping that he could make his father happy, by avenging him. I watched it the other day and I’m thinking “YOU GOT YOUR FATHER KILLED MATE! WHY ARE YOU LISTENING TO YOUR PERVY UNCLE?” If I was Mufasa, I would appear in the stars to tell Simba he was a moron and I was ashamed of him. Same thing happened when I watched Finding Nemo. This kid has been told repeatedly to stop pissing around and he goes and gets himself kidnapped. If I make the film it would have been Nemo tapping the speedboat, the diver scooping him up in the net, and then his dad just going “I told the little imbecile. ENJOY THE FISHTANK!”

“Do you know anything more pathetic than two boys walking out of a cinema with Care Bears?” And then Brave (SPOILER ALERT). This idiot turned her mum into a bear! And then they run around trying to undo something that this little moron started in the first place, and then because they manage to do it, everybody hugs and is happy. We’ve all learned something here haven’t we? DO NOT TURN YOUR MUM INTO A BEAR YOU FILTHY LITTLE INGRATE. The way this girl does it is she gets a magic pie from a witch and then gives it to her mum. Everybody knows that you don’t actually eat stuff that kids have made. Theo turns up from nursery with cupcakes and stuff to give us. You think I am stupid enough to eat it? He’s probably played with his poo in the bath, and then picked some other kid’s nose. I’m not eating a cake with three different childrens’ mucus in it. “Oh thank you Theo, that looks lovely. Why don’t you look over there while I throw this bacteria gift away.” Unbelievable.

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Head shot Courtesy Jerry Lebens

Vanessa Austin Locke We all love Botticelli I

’m not saying I the ding-dong of have the best job Michelangelo’s David. in the world or It made me realise anything, but it’s got that actually, the to be up there. This male body is week I will mainly probably more of a be: wearing corsets, taboo than the shooting saucy female in some films, reading and respects. Is the writing erotica, test phallus still seen as driving sex toys, such a threat that sampling new we have to cover it cocktails and up? I think I’m right planning a party. in saying that public The strangest life nudity is legal in the I’ve ever known, as UK, but a man’s Jim Morrison said. In truth, as facetious as I can penis must be flaccid (what a shame) and neither be, I actually take my job, and life in general, very men nor women must harass, alarm or distress seriously. I think sex is an art form, and like any others. So why censor art that’s interpreting and art form it should be a transcendental expressing natural beauty (and by beauty I don’t experience, that puts us in touch with truth and just mean ‘pretty’) when our TV screens and beauty, and I love that the work magazines are jam-packed with I do goes some way towards grotesque images of fake flesh “The best we can and borderline pornography? helping people achieve that. God, I sound like a hippy. Well, They called me controversial do is to look away in my I am a Steiner-baby. first column, and maybe I The creative nature of my do have a wide-open view in from the things we some respects, but I can be work means that I get to meet and work with some conservative when it dislike and gaze on very extraordinary artistes, most comes to certain things. I for recently the painter Req, who is, the things we love” one find the naked bike ride as I write this, creating a most upsetting. All those seductive fresco in the courtyard of our new emporium on Ship Street. We had little trouble convincing people that a work of art featuring female bottoms and breasts was a thing of beauty, and after negotiating the veiling of a nipple and the repositioning of a hand we got the green light. But there’s been outrage in Vienna recently (do the Viennese get outraged?) following the opening of the Nude Men exhibition at the Leopold Museum, charting the male nude throughout art history. So far it’s attracted more visitors than the Gustav Klimt exhibition earlier this year. Giant posters of naked men with their giant naked man parts on display have been censored around the city. But why? They haven’t made us put a willy-warmer on

Req’s work is available at Ink-d Gallery and can be seen at www.facebook.com/Coco.Kolay

sweaty butt-cheeks and that tackle bouncing around. Ick. I must conclude that it comes down to aesthetics for me, which leaves any argument I may make riddled with contradictions, because I am the beholder and the beauty’s in my eye. So I suppose the best we can do is to look away from the things we dislike and gaze on the things we love. Do we need censorship to help us do this? Well, yes, we probably do in some cases; it’s our duty to protect the young, the vulnerable and those unable to protect themselves from things that may hurt, upset or frighten them. But when it comes to artistic expression, nine times out of ten I’ll be on the side of art, because that’s the good stuff... the transcendental... the higher plane. That’s where I want to be. I’ve no doubt that our beautiful fresco will raise a few eyebrows, but scandal puts the stir in sterling, right? I’d like to invite you all to come along on 29 November from 5.30pm for a party across She Said Erotic Boutique, She Said Erotic Emporium, She Said Bridal and the She Said Gallery to help us celebrate the human body in all its forms and functions, through the eye of you, the beholder. On the cards so far is the unveiling of Req’s fresco, the opening of the new store, the launch of the new blog, showings of our short film featuring Brighton pin-up beauties Simone Jane Piper and Bethan Moyse, the birth of the She Said cocktail, live lingerie models, a champagne and oyster bar and up to 20 per cent off everything across the stores. In fact, let’s make it 20 per cent off all weekend for Latest 7 readers.

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gravy train: tom hannay + love junk + dig lake 8pm £4

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argentine tango with tangobootcamp (www.tangobootcamp.co.uk) 8pm-11.30pm £8 whole night /£5 or £3.50 social dancing only /£3

sun 25 nov

Brighton Curious Market 12pm £5


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Brighton’s supercity status is akin to Austin, Texas

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while ago I wrote a fairly vitriolic piece about and I want to work for them”. Or do I? how much I hated The 10 O’Clock Show, or as I Where I do want to join London is by making called it ‘The Soho House Dinner Party’. If you Brighton a (TV) supercity but perhaps we need to were unlucky enough to watch it you’ll remember it have a model. Austin, Texas is one of the fasteststarred four rich media Londoners, probably as rich growing, youngest, most energetic cities there is. It as hedge fund managers – has a universally accepted Charlie Brooker, Lauren Laverne, slogan: ‘The Live Music Capital of “Adele, ‘Skyfall’s’ David Mitchell and yes, Jimmy the World’, and an unofficial one: Carr – telling daring jokes about ‘Keep Austin Weird’. It has the good but can we other rich Londoners known as most famous music TV show in bankers. They also predictably the USA, Austin City Limits, and have ‘From Brighton made fun of Sun readers and major music and film festivals. Glaswegians. I mean, why didn't With Love’ as well?” But we are catching up! BIMM, they just come out and say it? The Great Escape, Shakedown “We hate the working class, we and Cinecity are all recent hate Northerners, we hate rich bankers”, all with additions to Brighton. obligatory cool Channel 4 swearing. Austin also has major companies with HQs or It was obvious what they did like. Themselves! I regional HQs there like Google, Apple, Dell and didn’t publish the article because it seemed a bit another appropriate nickname, ‘Silicon Hills’. We bitter but hey, I should have because everyone likewise need to support our new and growing would have known how prescient I am, spotting companies and our growing digital economy. Import the hypocrisy of The 10 O’Clock Show’s Jimmy companies yes, but grow our own (and I don't mean Carr. I actually quite liked Jimmy: he didn’t seem apples) is more important! such a hypocrite because he always seemed a Brighton needs to think of a few nicknames and little amoral. He looked like he’d kick a tramp make a few TV programmes that will put our name down the street and then complain about the everywhere. Visit Brighton, The Latest, The Argus state of his shoes. and Juice should get together to do this. Encourage I still like Jimmy better than his co-presenters. our stars to live and work here! Steve Coogan, David You can tell he’s an ordinary man, just like Ken Walliams, Adele. Do some ads with our new slogan! Dodd or Harry Redknapp or Gary Barlow. That’s why Adele, ‘Skyfall’s’ good but can we have ‘From we love them. Brighton With Love’ as well?! Oh, and put up a few Hang on... What’s really happening is that the signs saying ‘Kemptown Village’. Let’s not be charmers are losing their charm. Behind their painted- ashamed of our amazing G scene! on smiles we see the grasping, insecure ugliness and We can easily and very quickly become ‘The hypocrisy of Looking After Number One while at the Coolest and Sexiest City on Earth’, or whichever same time having a go at some scapegoat. slogan we all agree on. Let’s get on with it! I agree with my comedian friend Arnold Brown who, when talking about London television big Follow me: @latestbill shots, said: “These people are leeches and parasites On top of the world: Daniel Craig stars as James Bond in Skyfall, in cinemas now

A SONG OF PRAISE FOR JC ON TV When you’re known by your initials you are someone, aren’t you? So when I think of JC I think of an all-powerful man – yes he’s got longish hair, a commanding manner that could split seas apart. His weekly testaments are watched by devoted millions, I believe we should all follow him and eschew the Vauxhall Vectra and get the Alfa Romeo 166. And watch Top Gear.

STARRING... An experienced camera crew led by former BBC producer/director and now Larchmont Films boss, Philip Berman have started filming the birth of Latest TV in a fly-on-the-wall doc. I hope I didn’t disappoint as I put in an emotional performance worthy of Basil Fawlty, Alf Garnett and Victor Meldrew mixed with Richard Littlejohn and Kelvin Mackenzie. My more camera shy colleagues at The Latest muttered comparisons with The Office and Drop The Dead Donkey. The cliffhanger: will Latest TV succeed?! Will I calm down?! Tune in next week! HOW TO BE HAPPY – PART ONE Two weeks ago I wrote about those awful sentimental Facebook self help verses that are popping up these days. If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em, so here's my attempt at sentimentality. Tonight’s recipe is: A teaspoon of don’t take life too seriously A tablespoon of humility A jug of don’t give a toss what anyone says about you Result.

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Lynn Ruth Miller The San Francisco based writer says have the cake and eat it

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was in Gatwick Airport sipping a coffee (black) and eyeing a cupcake dripping with whipped cream and glistening chocolate nuggets peeping out of the frosting like naughty children playing hide and seek. I turned my face away and blushed as if I had seen something obscene. I was sure everyone in that café could see the unbridled lust in my eyes. I noticed an elderly couple at the table next to me. They were in their mid-eighties, his Zimmer frame resting against a chair, her cane beside it. They were dressed for an outing. He was in a proper suit and tie, starched collar gripping his reddened, wrinkled neck. She wore a lovely flowered hat and a ruffled chiffon shirtwaist that bound her bosom like a trapped puppy. The two of them were tucking into two jumbo cupcakes so large each had to use a knife and fork to convey their treats to their mouths. Hers was a caramel macchiato number with Kailua whipped into the frosting, a bold maraschino cherry perched on top and his – oh my God, my mouth waters at the memory – was a snickerdoodle cupcake Watch Lynn Ruth Miller at rippling with cinnamon, “People of that age frosted with a green meringue that looked like an are supposed to sit in Easter bonnet gone bad. rocking chairs and The two of them shared their colourful fare with great years old, you are a enthusiasm, each tasting the complain about their disgusting glutton if you other’s while making ingest more than 1,000 medical procedures” approving gustatory noises. calories a day because you As his fork dug into her don’t work them off. People dripping caramel, he showered crumbs on that of that age are supposed to sit in rocking chairs conservative tie, while she dropped a generous and complain about their medical procedures. The glob of snickerdoodle into her cleavage. Each mid-morning treat on that kind of diet is a small slaked his thirst with tall lattes, the whipped handful of unsalted almonds chewed slowly and cream dripping down the side of the glass. washed down with tap water. No whipped cream, As I watched the obvious pleasure they were no maraschino cherry and absolutely no Kailua. taking in their mid-morning snack, I thought, “this Then I remembered my friend David. He weighs a could never happen in San Francisco”. Everyone in good 400 pounds and has to heave himself into my home town is reminded daily of the evil his car by gripping the rail above the door. The seat calories can do to the body. If you are over 80 belt will not go around him. We often dine together

Let them eat cake

When you cross the 80-year-old mark, the trick is to eat as many rich desserts as you can, because you don’t know how much time you have left to enjoy them.

Overheard Two women having lunch: One says, “my daughter has an eating disorder.” The other says, “doesn’t everyone’s?”.

Sex appeal Statistics show that over 90 per cent of the people with eating disorders are women. It all goes to prove that women know their sex appeal depends on a slender body and men’s on a fat wallet.

Undercover of the night Sex sirens don’t worry about the size of their hips. They just turn off the lights.

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and as I nibble my salad (dressing on the side) and stare moodily at my melba toast, he digs into chocolate brandy pie topped with ice cream and fudge sauce. He mops up the crumbs on his plate with a frosted biscuit and he is a happy man. I asked him if eating those heavy desserts worried him and he said: “My dear, I have lived a full and happy life. In my youth, I worried about my figure and my sex appeal. In my middle age I worried about my heart and my income. I am in my dotage now and I have learned that worry kills.” “So does chocolate brandy pie with ice cream,” I said. “Indeed,” said my wise friend, “but should I have a heart attack this minute, my face would contort into a painful unpleasant grimace and you would carry that memory with you for the rest of what is left of your life. But while I am enjoying my pie and my biscuit, should the life drain out of me, I will let it go with a joyous smile that will convince you that death is an exquisite pleasure.” “Then you are doing me a service by indulging in rich, calorie laden desserts,” I said. “Can you summon the waitress? I would like to return the favour. I think I’ll have that gooey, Nutella cupcake with the walnut topping, and don’t forget the whipped cream.” “There’s nothing a cupcake and coffee can’t solve.” – Marie Williams Johnstone “When you look at a cupcake, you’ve got to smile.” – Anne Byrn


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DRESS LIKE A CELEB

Profile fashion has long been the go-to destination for label lovers in Brighton; with the likes of Paul McCartney included in its long list of regulars, its range of male, female and children’s fashion is only the best. This Christmas they’re turning their Duke’s Lane stores into a one-stop destination for stylish shopping. On 29 November Profile Brighton, along with other adjoining stores, will be hosting a late night shopping event that not only allows customers to sip on bubbles while they buy some Gucci, but also offers a 10 per cent on all purchases that night. If that isn’t enough to tempt you (and let’s be honest, it really should be) there’s a whole host of VIP guests to be announced as entertainment on the night. Get down there for all your fashion needs this winter – and possibly a few gifts for others, if they’ve been good. Visit profilefashion.com for more details and email rsvp@jb-pr.com if you’d like to attend.

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So you heard it here first, Monday night is the new Saturday night and Elk at Audio is the place to be. Packing the venue out on its launch night last week this new club night finally gives Brightonians somewhere decent to hit early in the week. From Disclosure to Santigold, M.I.A to Dr.Dre, Elk gets its inspiration from ‘the vibey districts of East London to the hustle of NYC’, bringing it to the south coast. Our Emma made a trip out on a school night for the launch and it was certainly worth the pain the next day. Visit their Facebook page: facebook.com/elkbrighton

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CONOR’S CALL OF DUTY Brighton boy Conor Maynard was reportedly chatting cheekily with glamour models at the recent Call Of Duty launch party at the Bloomsbury Ballrooms, London. A host of other stars joined Maynard at the event, including the TOWIE lot, Pro Green and his girlfriend Millie McKintosh and comedian Jack Whitehall. You can take the boy out of Brighton...

Congratulations to Anna Chapman, Art Director at the Trevor Sorbie salon in Brighton, who has been nominated for Southern Hairdresser of the Year at the prestigious 2012 British Hairdressing Awards. Anna, who won Newcomer of the Year at the 2007 British Hairdressing Awards, has worked at the Nile Street salon since it opened in 2004. Trevor himself is, of course, no stranger to success at the British Hairdressing Awards, having won the coveted British Hairdresser of the Year title an unrivalled four times. Winners will be announced at a starstudded ceremony at London’s Grosvenor House Hotel on Monday 26 November – good luck Anna!

Have you spotted a celeb in the city? comment@thelatest.co.uk Jo Brooks is director of Brighton-based PR company JBPR Ltd, 01273 622555, www.jb-pr.com Send celebrity spots, gossip and pictures to job@jb-pr.com

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Andrew Kay

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Sweet soul music revives his body and his soul

“These guys blew me away – I can’t wait to see the full concert”

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old, tired and down, I made my way to the Salvation Army hall to meet Rachel Thomas and the Brighton Souled Out Choir. Two hours later I made my way home with a smile on my face and a song in my heart, truly inspired and invigorated by the experience of meeting and hearing this extraordinary amateur choir. Rachel explained how it works: “We sing a crossover of soul and gospel, a lot of which was never written down or taught by transcription, so our singers need to get the vibe. We help people to get the vibe and that doesn’t come from reading sheet music. “People are so committed to the choir and make it so fantastic. It’s a celebration, people come who

have never sung before and at our concert they will be performing with Jocelyn Brown, Damage, and a band made up of some of the best professional musicians around. “In London we do two nights at the Royal Festival Hall with our Sing Inspiration Choir of over 2,000 voices, the Brighton choir comes up to join in that event but we are really excited to be at Brighton Dome and mix our choirs again.” In a short time I am sold on Souled Out. The passion and commitment would be enough, even if they were only average as a choir, but these guys, of all ages, blew me away and I can’t wait to see the full concert.

Souled Out Choir and Friends, Saturday 1 December, Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, Box office: 01273 709709 www.brightondome.org

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We have a family ticket to the world class dance company Moscow City Ballet’s The Nutcracker up for grabs thanks to Theatre Royal Brighton. The ticket means that four people (minimum two adults) can see the show at 4.30pm on Friday 30 November. Complete with stunning costumes, sumptuous sets and Tchaikovsky’s masterpiece score, this enchanting ballet tells the story of Clara’s magical

adventure with her Nutcracker Prince, including a visit to the delicious Land of Sweets and the delightful Sugar Plum Fairy. Moscow City Ballet are accompanied on tour by the Moscow City Ballet Orchestra and provide the perfect soundtrack to this magical performance. To win the family ticket, tell us:

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JJ WALLER’S BRIGHTON BOOK

We have three signed copies of photographer JJ Waller’s recently released book Brighton Vol: 01 to give away. Miles apart from the idealised, picturesque postcard Brighton of the tourism marketing boffins, Waller’s photographs ‘capture the city with its make-up slightly smudged’ and often literally with its pants down. Dozens of superbly crafted images showcase the photographer’s sense of fun – a mischevious eye, with pictures to match. The pages are peppered with great quotes about the city from not only the likes of Eddie Izzard, Peter James and Julie Burchill, but also local bus drivers and street cleaners. Perfectly timed for the Christmas gift-giving season!

Ó TO BE IN WITH A CHANCE TO WIN, EMAIL competitions@thelatest.co.uk with the name of the competition in the subject box and your answer to the question in the body of the email. Alternatively, write to us at the address at the front of the magazine. Don’t forget to give your name, address and telephone number. Closing date for entries: Monday 26 November 2012.


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ONLY JOKING!

What we used to say

Bare cheek Brian Mitchell and Joseph Nixon’s thoroughly scurrilous Brighton column

HOVE FACTUALLY Five facts you never knew about fantabulous Hove

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Bucking the national trend, during the '80s Hove boasted up to 700 independent cinemas. They had only three films between them, shown on continual rotation: Tango And Cash, Ai No Korida and Digby – The Biggest Dog In The World.

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A surpising number of scenes in Granada’s prestige TV adaptation of Brideshead Revisted, starring Jeremy Irons and Anthony Andrews, were actually filmed at Westow’s.

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Due to some legislative anomaly, all court sessions in Hove are conducted in Jamaican Patois.

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Hove spares no expense on its Christmas decorations and each year invites a distinguished guest to switch on the lights in Palmeira Square. Worthies thus honoured include Ronald Firbank, Marie Stopes, Stephen Spender, Dame Myra Hess, Bob Carolgees, Savaranola, ‘Pliers’ of Chaka Demus and... fame, Lord Rutherford, Two Ton Ted from Teddington, Stretch Armstrong, the Professor from Vision On, Billy Ray Cyrus, Captain Beaky, Robert and Clara Schumann, that woman who played the landlady in Shelley, Max Headroom, Peregrine Worsthorne, and ‘Doughnut’ from Double Deckers.

An occasional series in which we struggle to remember the original, simple, once common terms that have been abandoned in favour of overblown, crass, managerial nonsense. WHAT WE SAY NOW: “Toxic” Once only used by chemists or doctors, this term is now applied across the board by journalists and commentators when describing any situation that is less than copacetic. “In the wake of 'Plebgate',

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relations within the Conservative party are toxic.” WHAT WE USED TO SAY: “Poisonous”, “Harmful” or “Pernicious”.

Edward De Bonehead’s Lateral Thinking Puzzles NO. 7: THE RESTAURANT A man walks into a restaurant and orders the special of the day. After one bite he falls down dead. Not only does the restaurant manager not get prosecuted, but instead he receives a large cash prize, and tickets to a production of No, No, Nanette that is being performed that night. Why on earth is this the case? SOLUTION TO LAST WEEK’S PUZZLE Although Matthias is a qualified chartered accountant, he is only 12 years old, being a child prodigy who graduated from Oxford at the age of eight. “Billis” is Jocasta’s imaginary friend, and Grimshaw and Collins live in Greenland, where a night last for three months.

My head is product wobbled

Matt Whistler is spitting feathers ell, last week I found myself wrapped up in stumbling-acrossproduct-nonsense-on-the-ol’t’internet. Four-poster beds for dogs and cats and wait for it... wait for it... hamsters. Yes, because pets are not content with a hair-ridden blanket in a crumbling woven basket they need to practise pull-ups and be able to draw the veil across the side of the bed to snub humans and contemplate the meaning of pet food. If that’s not enough, I purchased a kettle that had a bird that slots into the spout, but unfortunately doesn’t whistle, it’s just a bit of decoration, so when the steam comes out you whistle manually. It’s moments

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like these where I feel compelled to wear my aerating garden sandals to pluck up the carpet. Telescopic dazzle dusters – what do they do? I really don’t know but I love the name. On the upside my 2D robots are now on Saatchi online (‘Ooh, look at you’, I can hear myself saying to myself.

Silence, silence, silence

Right, maybe I can talk about naff products through my battery-operated bright blue mouth speaker voice changer, the perfect purchase for those wanting to sound like Darth Vader first thing in the morning. GET IN. Almost forgot, my new film is in the making but I can’t divulge for legal reasons, but here’s a clue: the Bird is most disgruntled and spitting feathers. Less cryptic next week...

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GIFTS FOR HIM

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e’re not sure about you, but when it comes to Christmas shopping it seems far easier to shop for women (maybe they’re just more forthcoming with a list of suggestions?). If you’re struggling for ideas on what to buy your partner/brother/son/dad, then you’ve come to the right place as here we run down the best gifts for him this Christmas covering all budgets and tastes. From stylish clothing and footwear to designer accessories and the latest in gadgets and gaming, when it comes to gifts for him, we have it all wrapped up.

for him…

Looking for something unique? Pay homage to our home city with the Brighton board game or check out JJ Waller’s quirky book of photography, capturing our one of a kind city. If you dread buying him clothing in case he heads straight to the store for an exchange, or if you don’t want to surprise him with the latest console in case he’s had it on pre-order since 2011, then opt for a gift voucher for a relaxing massage therapy of similar. It will take the hassle out of Christmas shopping for you and the stress out of Christmas-time for him.

BN1 – A board game all about Brighton, £31 Explore the quirks and eccentricities of Brighton in this satirical board game – up to five players battle it out to have the most fun in this unique city. Limited to 500 hand-numbered copies, and available from www.bedsitgames.co.uk, Pussy, Amnesty, Punker Bunker, Dave’s Books, Custard and City Books.

Star Wars Darth Vader Talking Money Bank, £25 from www.very.co.uk With the recent news that Disney has bought the Star Wars franchise from George Lucas, we can sit back and wait for exciting new Episodes coming to cinemas over the next few years. In the meantime, it’s time to revisit the Dark Side with this cool Darth Vader Talking Money Box. A perfect present for the Jedi Knight in your life.

JJ Waller’s Brighton Vol: 01, £9.99 (special introductory offer until 20 Dec 2012; £11.99 after). Available from City Books, England @ Home, Castor & Pollux, Brighton Museum, The Royal Pavilion Shop, Wickle (Lewes), Churchill Square & Kensington Gardens with the Brighton Calendar, Waterstones, Dwellings (St Leonards) and online at www.jjwaller.com A great book for locals and tourists alike, a wonderfully unique view of what must be amongst the most photographed places in England. Dozens of superbly crafted images showcasing the photographer’s sense of fun – a mischievous eye with pictures to match... The pages are peppered with great quotes about the city from not only the likes of Eddie Izzard, Peter James and Julie Burchill, but also local bus drivers and street cleaners. A musthave book for less than the cost of the train ticket from Victoria. Five-star entertainment.

Nintendo Wii U, £299 from www.very.co.uk Released on 30 November, the latest console from Nintendo will definitely be on his Christmas wish list this year. Compatible with your Nintendo Wii games, the Wii U also features an internet browser, built-in camera and the new Miiverse. Order from Very and pay nothing for 12 months or in interest-free instalments.

Keep Calm and Carry On Apron, £9.99 from the British Heart Foundation, www.bhf.org.uk If it’s his turn to cook the Christmas dinner then this festive-coloured apron will let him do so in style. Surely one of the most seen slogans in 2012, make ‘Keep Calm...’ his mantra as he faces the duty of cooking the Christmas turkey. A great gift with money going to a wonderful cause.


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G-Star Raw Garrett II Burroughs leather shoes, £115, shop.g-star.com Take a step in the right direction this Christmas with this perfect pair from G-Star Raw.

Silver and enamel Purcell Manuscript cufflinks, £149 by Fiona Rae. A direct copy of composer Purcell's Music Manuscript with a musical note in the centre. The intricate patterns and motifs are revealed within layers of exquisite colour. These cufflinks and others by Fiona Rae are available at Brass Monkeys, 109 Portland Road, Hove, BN3 5DP, 01273 725170, www.brassmonkeys.co

Refinery Revitalising Moisturiser, 50ml, £37. A powerful moisture boost leaving the skin firm and hydrated. The Treatment Rooms, 21 New Road, Brighton, 01273 818444 www.thetreatmentrooms.com

Gilet, £50 from www.next.co.uk Quality, warmth and style: you can’t go wrong with a gift from Next this Christmas. This gilet is a festive colour and will be perfect for a brisk Boxing Day walk to work off the excess food.

Gift Vouchers for any value or treatment. Treatments available for men to help them relax and look good too! The Treatment Rooms, 21 New Road, Brighton, 01273 818444, www.thetreatmentrooms.com

Rotary Gents Ultra Slim Stainless Steel Brown Leather Strap Watch (GS08000/02), £195 from www.rotary.co.uk Ensure he never has an excuse for being late again, whether it’s picking up the kids or late for your date. This watch ticks all the right boxes this Christmas.

Men’s socks, £12, from ww.next.co.uk Christmas wouldn’t be Christmas without a sock drawer update! Head to Next for this festive set.

Men’s Grey Eaton Shawl Neck Jumper, £26.99 from www.blueinc.co.uk A winter warmer and the perfect Christmas gift.

Call Of Duty: Black Ops 2 on PlayStation 3 (also available on Nintendo Wii U, Xbox360, PC and PlayStation Vita) £49 from www.very.co.uk The Christmas season sees the release of the hotly anticipated follow up to Black Ops on games consoles. A must-have present for gamers, whether he’s 18 or 58!

Football fan? Turn to our Brighton & Hove Albion bumper gift guide special, starts page 24. Also, see more health gifts for him, page 32.


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Skin kings Latest 7 finds perfect health & wellbeing gifts for the man in your life this Christmas Elemis King of Skin Advanced Skincare for Men, £25 Perfect for on-the-go, the cutting edge formulations in this travel grooming kit delivers soothed and recharged skin so you can enjoy great results every day. Includes: Ice-Cool Foaming Shave Gel 200ml, Daily Moisture Boost 20ml, Sharp Shower Body Wash 100ml

Win! We have teamed up with Elemis to offer one lucky reader the chance to win the Elemis King of Skin set for men. To win, just tell us: Which late superstar is known as the King of Pop? Email competitions@thelatest.co.uk with ‘Elemis King of Skin’ in the subject box and your answer to the question in the body of the email. Closing date for entries: 3 December 2012.

Elemis Jetset Travel Collection, £48 from www.elemis.com This complete grooming kit includes: Deep Cleanse Facial Wash 50ml, Ice-Cool Foaming Shave Gel 100ml, Energising Skin Scrub 20ml, Daily Moisture Boost 50ml, Sharp Shower Body Wash 100ml

Lush – Cosmetic Lad (£11.50 for 45g). A calming moisturiser made with a blend of soothing aloe vera, linseed, antioxidant wheatgrass and lavender honey water. Great for calming irritations and smoothing the skin. Available from Lush stores and www.lush.co.uk

Lush – Prince (£5.50 for 100g/£9.95 for 225g). For men who want to feel like Royalty this light shaving cream is made with cocoa and shea butters for ultra moisturisation and beeswax to help get rid of dirt for a smoother shave. Available from Lush stores and www.lush.co.uk

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ANDREW KAY’S FOOD & DRINK

Food & Drink Andrew Kay is currying favour with the curry champions at Brighton & Hove City Council’s Curry Chef of the Year 2012 Competition

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or the third year in a row I was invited by Brighton & Hove City Council’s Curry Chef of the Year Competition 2012 to chair the panel of judges. It’s a great event in so many ways. It shows that the city’s Food Safety Team and their Environmental Health Officers are not just out there wreaking havoc on the restaurant scene. Of course the main thrust of what they have to do is ensure hygiene and safety standards are maintained to the highest possible level. But this, their competition, shows they also want to honour those who achieve the highest standards, not only in hygiene but also in culinary prowess. I like the fact it encourages the chefs to come out in a competitive environment and meet each other. Finally it spreads the word, it helps promote Brighton’s curry scene and promote the good work of health officers. On a less important note, I get to taste lots of dishes, meet with lots of chefs and make new friends. This year I was joined on the judging panel by Stephanie Powell, Green Party Cllr for Queens Park Ward, and Adam Brine, catering and entertainment manager for Hardings, based at Brighton Racecourse, where the final judging was being held. Stephanie brought to the table expertise in the form of enthusiasm and appetite. Clearly a curry fan she was undaunted by what lay ahead. Adam is a professional chef so was well aware of what to expect. It made for a pretty well balanced team and after a short wait the food started to arrive. Charged with the task of cooking one main course , one side dish and one accompaniment like rice or bread, the chefs seemed hell-bent on making our

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life difficult by sending out far more than expected – or at least some of them did. After a short discussion we judges devised a method by which to deal with this to make things fair for those who stuck to the plan, and in the end I think all worked out well. So here are the results: The winners were Pavel Indian Restaurant at 40 St James’s Street, Brighton (01273 626335) run by Syed Forid Ali, and Chef Syed Kasru Ali. In second place and also winner of the Healthy Choice Award, a separate category judged independently, was Karims Restaurant at 15 Blatchington Road, Hove (01273 739780) run by Chef Din Mohammed In third place was Sabai at 165-169 Princes House, Princes Place, Brighton (01273 773030) run by Wilawan Horsham with Chef Pornthip Parson. The other two very worthy finalists were Chaula’s Indian Restaurant, 2-3 Little East Street, Brighton (01273 771661) run by Chaula Patel with Chef Jagdamba Dangwal and The Rock Inn, 7 Rock Street, Brighton (01273 697054) run by Chef Neville Ackord. Both of these chefs cooked dishes that in my view were outstanding. This excellent competition deserves a far wider audience and recognition which next year the organisers aim to achieve. I only hope they ask me along to play judge once again.

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Light bites Further delays

Sad news has been announced that Terre à Terre will not be reopening until January 2013. Due to major ‘red tape’ and long delays for kitchen equipment, Terre à Terre will remain closed for the Christmas period and will reopen in the New Year. The situation has been completely out of their control over the last month and no amount of optimism will give them a fully fitted new kitchen in time for seasonal bookings. They value their customer commitment too much to risk disappointing them and the decision to open in the New Year gives them an achievable goal. Terre à Terre are really happy to say that they have managed to keep all staff during this period and are deeply grateful for their commitment and understanding. The Terre à Terre team will enjoy Christmas and New Year off, a rarity in the hospitality business but one they will cherish before the hectic return to a new kitchen and menu development.

Terre à Terre are also planning the introduction of a new members card that they are offering all seasonal cancellation customers with a little ‘crisis credit’ added to it so they can all start 2013 with something to spend at Terre à Terre.

Philip Taylor, co-owner, says: “We are incredibly disappointed and sad that we will not be open for Christmas 2012, it’s a first for us and for this reason we are giving our customers as much notice as possible to ensure that they can make alternative arrangements. We are channelling all our energy into the kitchen renovation and look forward to welcoming our customers back in 2013, wishing them all a very happy Christmas.”

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L7 Hotlist

The Hove Bank

Cafés & restaurants catering for all tastes. For more dining options visit www.thelatest.co.uk British & Modern European Agua Dulce

If you like your tapas authentic then this is the place for you. Brilliant traditional Spanish food with regional specialities in relaxed surroundings. Superb meat, fish and seafood tapas plus excellent larger dishes like their suckling pig. There is live flamenco every Thursday, and specials every weekend including new tapas dishes and main courses. Paella, sangria... all that’s missing is the Mediterranean sun! Agua Dulce, 10–11 Kings Road, Brighton, BN1 1NE, 01273 328672, www.aguadulce-restaurant.com

Bardsley’s

Probably Brighton’s most popular fish ‘n’ chip shop and restaurant with a large loyal clientele. Traditional and family-run with favourites and excellent daily fish specials. Open for lunch and dinner Tuesday to Saturday, it’s also a great party venue. There are massive fish platters and seasonal seafood, plus vegetarian choices. Bardsley’s, 22–23a Baker Street, Brighton, BN1 4JN, 01273 681256, www.bardsleys-fishandchips.co.uk

Brighton Music Hall

Brighton Music Hall showcases the best live music talent from around the UK. Whether sitting on the largest terrace on the south coast or enjoying far reaching views from the upstairs restaurant you can sample an exciting range of food and drinks. Also available for private hire, this venue really can adapt to all occasions from weddings to birthdays. Contact 01273 590918, www.brightonmusichall.co.uk, info@brightonmusichall.co.uk

Ohso Social

Ohso Social welcomes you to its unrivalled beach setting with a fully heated water’s edge terrace leading into a vibrant yet cosy bar and restaurant with pier to pier views. A quality, varied menu is complemented by an indulgent drinks list making it the perfect venue for either a quiet meal for two or exclusive private hire. Contact 01273 590918, www.ohsosocial.co.uk, info@ohsosocial.co.uk

The Hove Bank

The Hove Bank Steak & Ribs is the new sister restaurant of The Old Bank, offering great service in a grand café restaurant setting with pavement seating on the south east corner of beautiful Palmeira Square. Serving delicious locally sourced steaks, ribs, burgers and salads, home-made vanilla ice cream, a delicious wine list both at lunchtime and in the evenings, and all at great value for money – especially their specials menu with three courses for £10.95 at lunchtimes and midweek before 7pm. Opening hours: Mon–Thurs 12pm–2pm and 5pm–9.30pm, Fri–Sat 12pm–10pm and Sun 12pm–9.30pm. The Hove Bank, 64 Western Road, Palmeira Square, Hove, BN3 2JQ, 01273 721182, www.thehovebank.com

The Foragers

With their constantly changing seasonal menu, now’s the time to catch a few wild favourites at this multi award winning pub, such as duck, venison or wild rabbit. And for those of you thinking about the festive times ahead the Foragers offers both value for money and exceptional quality, for groups of six or more they offer a £22 per head lunch or £25 per head dinner. Book now to avoid disappointment. The Foragers, 3 Stirling Place, Hove, BN3 3YU 01273 733134, www.theforagerspub.co.uk

The Gallery Brighton – The Lanes

This restaurant boasts one of the finest outdoor heated street terraces in Brighton. The Gallery offers the very finest locally sourced steak and seafood, all served in a friendly, unpretentious environment. Located in the heart of Brighton’s Lanes, The Gallery is a must for those looking to get into the

Brighton swing of things. With live music played on the terrace day and night this restaurant is a must next time you are out and about in the Lanes. They offer a great value lunch (2 courses for £10.95) and evening menu (2 courses for £15.95). Food is served all day. The Gallery Restaurant, 28 East Street, Brighton, BN1 1HL, 01273 773327, www.thegallerybrighton.co.uk

The Old Bank Steak & Ribs

Kemp Town’s friendly new steakhouse restaurant serves delicious food with great service in a warm and comfortable setting. Locally owned and aiming to be the Cheers of the neighbourhood, The Old Bank offers quality steak and ribs, local catch of the day, grilled chicken and vegetarian dishes at great value prices. A great wine list complements wholesome and satisfying food. The kids’ menu is also great value. Open Mon–Fri, 5pm–9.30pm; Sat–Sun, 12pm–10pm; live background Sunday jazz 6–8pm. Open all day bank holidays and now the garden is open. The Old Bank, 120 St George’s Road, Kemp Town Village, BN1 1EA, 01273 682200, www.oldbankkemptownbrighton.com

The Townhouse – Kemp Town

The Townhouse Piano Bar and Restaurant is the perfect destination for those looking to relax in the heart of Kemp Town while enjoying their favourite tipple and the finest local summer menu, and listening to live piano every night of the week. The restaurant has won the ‘Top 10 Restaurants In Brighton’ and is independently owned by a local family. It boasts an amazing lunch and evening menu with locally sourced steaks, lamb, vegetarian and seafood. They offer amazing value set lunch menus (2 courses for £10.95) and evening menus (2 courses for £15.95) Mondays – Thursdays and the best roasts in town on Sundays from £9.95. The Townhouse – Kemp Town, 81–82 St James’s Street, Kemp Town, BN2 1PA, 01273 693216, www.thetownhousekemptown.co.uk

Indian Chaula’s Brighton

A second venue for this brilliant Indian restaurant is now open here in Brighton. Superb regional dishes, fresh tasting and exciting. Chaula and her team breathe fresh air into the idea of Indian food with authentic recipes served in bright and stylish surroundings. The cooking is executed with a light touch too, no heavy ghee-based sauces here but an altogether healthier approach – but not at the cost of flavour. Both delicious and affordable. Buffet available for £7.99; Meal Deal for £9.99. Chaula’s, 2–3 Little East Street, Brighton, BN1 1HT, 01273 771661, www.chaulas.co.uk

Chaula’s Lewes

Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. Also a wide variety of vegetarian, vegan as well as gluten and wheat free dishes. Buffet available 11am–3pm Monday to Saturday. Chaula’s Eastgate House, 6 Eastgate Street, Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk

The Chilli Pickle

This old Brighton favourite offers an exciting menu with some great new ideas and a wholly different experience in terms of style and presentation. Smart service, beautiful interiors and a chic atmosphere make this one of the city’s top places to be seen. Start downstairs at the bar. Eat from £10. Gars, 19 Prince Albert Street, Brighton, 01273 321321, www.gars.co.uk

Local champion of regional Indian cuisine using seasonal, Sussex produce. For lunch you can feast upon a selection of award-winning King Thalis, street snacks, dosas, Roomali Roti wraps and Kathi Kebabs. There’s plenty of choice for vegetarian gourmands to enjoy too. The Chilli Pickle has been recognised with a Michelin Bib, two AA rosettes, voted Top 100 UK Restaurant in The National Restaurant Awards and runners-up in this year’s Brighton Foodie Awards. Lunch is served 12pm–3pm; Dinner 6pm–10.30pm. Closed Tuesdays. Booking essential. The Chilli Pickle, 17 Jubilee Street, Brighton, BN1 1GE, 01273 900383, www.thechillipickle.com

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Cocoa Patisserie

Donatello

Chinese Gars Restaurant

Cocoa is an authentic French patisserie near Brighton station. Everything is home-made on the premises each morning with the finest ingredients. A selection of pastries, cakes, tarts, biscuits, jams, ice creams, sandwiches, quiches, toasties and salads to eat in or take away. Beautiful cakes made to order. Cocoa, 48 Queens Road, Brighton, BN1 3XB, 01273 777412, www.cocoabrighton.co.uk

Flagship venue of this local family-run business serving excellent Italian food in Gourmet Pizza Kitchen

New Steine Bistro

“With more than a soupçon of Gallic charm, The New Steine Bistro are true bon viveurs. No fancy pants fashion fads here, but some well executed classics. Most importantly though is their open attitude; everyone gets the same charming welcome – guests and diners, locals and visitors alike – and when you have been once, you will want to return again and again.” – Andrew Kay, L7 food writer. Their reasonably priced menu starts at £13.95 for two courses, £15.95 for three, Sunday to Thursday; £17.95 for two courses, £19.95 for three on Friday and Saturday. À la carte menu available. Open 6pm. New Steine Bistro, 10/11 New Steine, Brighton, BN2 1PB, 01273 681546/695415, www.newsteinehotel.com

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stylish surroundings. Brilliant value meal deals on blackboards – two courses £6.95 or three for £8.95 – as well as à la carte. The haunt of celebs in season from soap stars to politicos. Fun, friendly and fabulous value. Donatello, Brighton Place, Brighton, BN1 1HJ, 01273 775477, www.donatello.co.uk

Fat Leo

The budget branch of the Donatello stable but you’d be hard-pressed to see why. Quality family dining in the Italian mould but a little less expensive. Popular with students and young families, with trendy interiors, and a menu with the signature set-price boards proclaiming any two courses £5.95, and three at £7.95. Fat Leo, 16–17 Market Street, Brighton, BN1 1HH, 01273 325135, www.fatleo.co.uk

Gourmet Pizza Kitchen

Eat in, takeaway or delivery – Gourmet Pizza Kitchen offers the authentic taste of traditional stone-baked pizza with a gourmet twist. A great selection of unique and innovative gourmet topping combinations for all pizza lovers looking for that extra taste experience. Fresh dough is made daily on the premises and cooked in a wood stove oven using the highest quality ingredients for fantastic tasting pizza. Open 12pm–11pm daily, including lunchtime special: Italian Flatbread Foccacinas. Pizzas from just £6. Gourmet Pizza Kitchen, 40 Western Road, Hove, BN3 1JD, 01273 726777, www.gourmetpizzakitchen.co.uk

Mediterraneo Deli

This year, celebrate Christmas in a unique Mediterranean atmosphere. Two courses for £19.95, three courses for £24.95. Book now! Mediterraneo Deli is a family business, dedicated to serving you truly genuine, great tasting, authentic Sicilian food. They enjoy catering for all events, from lunch meetings to dinner parties and weddings. Open 9.30am–3pm Mon-Fri, 10.30am–3pm Sat. Evenings: bookings only. Mediterraneo Deli, 2a Clyde Road, Brighton, BN1 4NP, 01273 674350, www.mediterraneodeli.co.uk

Thai Sawadee

Authentic cuisine in the familiar Sawadee style in Kemp Town’s most popular Thai restaurant. An extensive menu offers variety and plenty of spice. From home-made starters and fiery salads to traditional Thai curries, stir fries of finely sliced meats or prawns, whole fish grilled in banana leaf, or simply pad Thai, the menu has something to suit everybody’s taste. Sawadee, 87 St James’s Street, Brighton, BN2 1TP, 01273 624233, www.sawadeethai.co.uk

The Green Mango

The Green Mango has arrived to spice up Brighton and Hove. This modern Thai restaurant is committed to giving you the complete Thai experience, with the most authentic food possible. Lunch starts at £4.95, and they’re open every day, so come down and ‘gin yur yur’ (eat a lot!) The Green Mango, 8 Church Road, Hove, BN3 2FL, 01273 327226, www.thegreenmangohove.com


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L7 Under review

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On sale this week… JLS

Brighton Centre, 16 Dec 2013, £tbc, 0844 847 1515, www.brightoncentre.co.uk JLS have announced their third UK arena tour for December 2013. Since JLS came second on The X Factor in 2008, they have been one of the most successful acts in the show’s history. They are the only act from the show to have had five Number One singles.

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DRIVING MISS DAISY, Theatre Royal Brighton, 12 November 2012 ✪✪✪✪✪

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kay, hands up, I burst into tears in the theatre last night. I don’t often cry in the theatre, I don’t know why, but Gwen Taylor and Don Warrington’s performance opened the gates and by the final curtain the tears were unashamedly rolling down my cheeks. Made famous by the film, the original play is a cleaner, more focused affair in which the relationship between southern matriarch Daisy, her son Boolie and the chauffeur Hoke develops. Set against a background of racial inequality, Miss Daisy in no racist, if anything she is an inverted snob. Hoke becomes the calm, patient constant in her life, and an extraordinary bond of friendship grows between them. Gwen Taylor is as ever stunning, always a strong presence on stage, this time she shone in a role that sees her at her very best. Don Warrington’s understated Hoke was exactly right, the balanced patient force against her fiery temper, only once losing his cool and then to very great effect. Ian Porter added much as the caring son and downtrodden husband, building the role where it could so easily have been lost against the strength of the other two parts. Praise too for a great and effective set, simplicity and technology in perfect balance. Running 90 minutes with no interval, the time simply glided by in an evening that was amusing, thought-provoking and emotionally charged. Director David Esbjornson delivered a night at the theatre worth remembering. Now pass me the tissues. Andrew Kay

BATSHEVA ENSEMBLE – DECA DANCE

Deca Dance manifests as a well crafted choreographic collage. Explosively energetic at times, introspective and intimate at others but always uninhibited. The subtler commentaries and political landscape of the contemporary dance were matched and occasionally overwritten by a more overt political activism of disruption which has followed this tour internationally. As one dancer expressed, for better or worse it is part of the dance now. Women who were plucked from the audience to join in with a sexy dance number had the audience laughing with glee. How wonderful! Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, 9 Nov 2012 ✪✪✪✪✪ Enna Andrews Did you disagree with our verdict on any of these shows?

MARINA CELESTE

The dark basement provided an ideal setting for the Nouvelle Vague vocalist to unveil her new album. Backed by an excellent guitarist and, at times, synthetic backing tapes, the new songs were a mix of dreamy Gallic pop, breezy jazz numbers and Pet Shop Boys influenced electro. Very much the classic French sex kitten, her breathy voice sang of love, ageing and feminism – on a jaunty rock ‘n’ roll number. The expected covers were delivered with finesse, especially a prowling ‘Guns Of Brixton’ and playful ‘Love Cats’, while the subtle acoustic numbers even silenced those who’d just come for a chat. Latest Musicbar, 9 Nov 2012 ✪✪✪✪✪ Steve Clements

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Concorde 2, 4 March 2013, £17.50 + booking fee, 01903 206206, www.concorde2.co.uk The Joy Formidable have spent the closing months of 2012 playing high profile shows in Europe and the UK with Muse. the band have now announced a UK tour in support of the release of their second studio album, Wolf’s Law, due for release on 21 January 2013.

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1 Osaro and RJ Shut Up And Dance 2 The Fadadoo Project Lost in a crowd 3 Boa Marks Merchandised Eyes 4 Moonlighter Every Time I Fall 5 Coda Luna Folie a Deux 6 Drewvis Estoy Esperando 7 Maria Mcateer – Her Night At Noon Drink The Pain Away 8 Shoot the Dead NW1 9 Dannydangerously HARIBO 10 tenek Submission – Radio Edit

THE BLUES BAND

Komedia, 12 Dec 2012, £20, 01273 647100, www.komedia.co.uk/brighton The Blues Band was formed in 1979, by ex-Manfred Mann group members, Paul Jones and Tom McGuinness, originally to play a few pub gigs. Slide guitar ace and vocalist Dave Kelly was recruited, Gary Fletcher filled the bass post. Rob Townsend of Family fame replaced Hughie Flint in 1982 at the drums. Their new studio album, Few Short Lines, released on Repertoire Records, is collecting rave reviews everywhere. Expect a good selection from the new album in the show.

SIMPLE MINDS

Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, 8 April 2013, 7pm, £49.50/37.50, 01273 709709, brightondome.org Simple Minds are also arguably one of the best live bands in the world and over a 30-year career have been responsible for some of the most innovative and enduring anthems in rock music. Expect to hear songs from their extensive back catalogue including ‘Alive And Kicking’, ‘Don’t You (Forget About Me)’, ‘Waterfront’ and more.

Congratulations to Osaro And RJ for holding onto the Number One spot again. There’s little change elsewhere in the top 20 which is why you listeners hold the power and need to get involved more! You decide who should be at the top of the chart. Musicians, we’re putting together a Latest Music Video Chart and an MTVstyle show for Brighton. We want your vids! Send them to info@latestchart.co.uk

11 Black Nail God Damn You 12 Susi John – BFR A Love song for Aung San Suu Kyi 13 The Last Cry Rebekka 14 Fireworks For Summer Building Fires In A Circle Around Her House 15 The Wolfgirl Liberation Tuesday 16 The Magik Word Break Free (Terrorvision) 17 Slipp Electro ft Osaro It’s Lifting Me (Remix) 18 Sam Charles Jupiter 19 Zoe Konez When The Snow Came 20 Nick Conroy Forever SUBM YOURIT MUSIC & videos

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WHAT’S ON STAGE

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SWAN LAKE & SLEEPING BEAUTY

STAGE: DRAMA AT THE HAWTH The winter season of drama at Crawley’s Hawth continues with two great plays TOUCHING BODIES Pitchy Breath presents an exciting new piece of writing by Paul Macauley. Behind the glowing windows and under the street lights of every town, lonely bodies of teenagers, young adults, parents and the old live unaware of each other. That is until tonight, when Gemma will leave Marianne holding the baby, Justin will receive a visit from the police, Mercedes will be cornered by a strange man, plus Sian and Toby will finally spend their first night together. One night when each will realise sometimes we all need somebody, nobody, everybody, anybody. The Hawth, Crawley, Thursday 15 November 7.30pm, £7.50/£6.50. A Crawley Arts Development Event

MISERY

You may have read the novel, you’ve more than likely watched the movie – now see the stage play. Adapted from Stephen King’s award winning novel by Simon Moore (writer of acclaimed mini-series turned movie Traffic), Misery is a dark and twisting tale which enthrals the audience from the very beginning to its climactic and unexpected end. The Hawth, Crawley, Sunday 2 December 7.45pm, £14/£12/£8.50. Call 01293 553636 or visit www.hawth.co.uk.

This winter you can experience the magic of Swan Lake and Sleeping Beauty as the Russian State Ballet and Opera House brings two delightful, classic ballets to Eastbourne. Beautiful costumes, fantastic sets and music composed by the incredible Pyotr Tchaikovsky are bound to enchant audiences. Swan Lake and Sleeping Beauty remain two of the most well-known and loved ballets of all time. Today these timeless tales continue to capture the imagination of their audience and inspire both young and old. The world famous Russian State Ballet and Opera Theatre of Komi has delighted audiences since 1958. They are renowned for their ballet and opera masterpieces. The Russian State Ballet and Opera House have ensured that this classic ballet remains just as spell binding today as it was when first composed over 130 years ago. Alexej Ignatow, the producer for Amande Concerts said: “We take pride in introducing new ballet companies and thoroughly enjoy bringing them to perform to audiences across the UK. This will remain a big part of our strategy for years to come, setting us apart from others. When you see the Russian State Ballet and Opera House logo, you can be sure of the quality of our productions. We endeavor to bring different artists every year. This means that although you may have seen Swan Lake one year, our performance the following year will contain different sets, costumes and choreography. It will feel like a different show altogether.” Swan Lake and Sleeping Beauty promise to impress ballet lovers by showcasing the outstanding skill of the company’s 45 dancers and 30 mesmerising musicians. The show will entertain adult and child story lovers alike with its vibrant portrayal of these classic tales. The Congress Theatre, Eastbourne Tuesday 4 December–Saturday 8 December, 2.30pm/7.30pm, £20–£30. Call 01323 412000 or visit www.eastbournetheatres.co.uk

>THIS WEEK’S MUST SEES John Shuttleworth Theatre Royal Brighton Tues 20 Nov Box office 08448 717 650 www.atgtickets.com/brighton

Speed – Holiday on Ice The Brighton Centre, Brighton Thurs 22 – Sun 25 Nov Box office 0844 847 1515 www.brightoncentre.co.uk

The Paper Cinema's Odyssey Dome, Studio Theatre Wed 21 Nov, 7:30pm Box office 01273 709709 www.brightondome.org

The Lady Boys Of Bangkok – Carnival Queens Pavilion Theatre, Worthing Thurs 22 Nov Box office 01903 206206 www.worthingtheatres.co.uk

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WHAT’S ON MUSIC&CLUBS 37 Caravan Palace

CLUBS: LOLLIPOP – PINK FRIDAYS Playing the best in chart music, from R ‘n’ B, pop, funky house, indie and all of your classic party anthems and individual requests. The atmosphere is electric and second to none. Free shot on entry. The Honey Club, Fri 23 Nov, £3 NUS before 12am, £5 after CLUBS: JUKE JOINT JAMBOREE Expect vintage hits and boutique rarities from an era of high octane rhythm ‘n’ blues and rock ‘n’ roll records. Also, expect the unexpected from one of the midnight shows, be it burlesque, circus or cabaret. The Mesmerist, Sat 24 Nov, 9pm–late, free The Crazy World Of Arthur Brown

MUSIC: THE CRAZY WORLD OF ARTHUR BROWN The legendary performance of ‘Fire’ is of course his calling card and for this tour he’ll be doing that as well as the album the song spawned from, back in 1968. Still a showman of skill, and someone who can be found gusting with everyone from Alice Cooper to Toots & The Maytals, Brown has brought along the fantastic fiery folk outfit, the Moulettes, who he also performed with recently. Komedia, Wed 21 Nov, 7.30pm, £15 MUSIC: CARAVAN PALACE Legends of the electro swing and gypsy jazz world. The Paris based band continue to send audiences into paroxysm of ecstasy with their blend of trip-hop, electro, house, jazz and swing. The White Mink DJs will swing you into the night... Concorde 2, Thur 22 Nov, 8pm, £19 MUSIC: RUFUS WAINWRIGHT Referred to by Elton John as ‘the greatest songwriter on the planet’, Rufus Wainwright combined talents as a singer and songwriter have won him great acclaim. He may not have that sharp melodic touch that enabled Elton to become one the most successful artists of all-time, nevertheless his ability to carve out often beautiful orchestral folk and pop songs (without the ostentatious overload) is without equal. Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, Sat 24 Nov, 7pm, £35

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hree sisters with three voices, The Staves epitomise the current vogue for harmonies a la Crosby, Stills and Nash along with a number of West Coast groups they love. “I think being sung to is the nicest thing in the world”, says Emily Staveley-Taylor, eldest of the sisters. In a relatively short space of time The Staves have found themselves touring with the likes of The Civil Wars, Bon Iver and Michael Kiwanuka, as well as singing for Tom Jones on his recent Praise And Blame album, and Fionn Regan’s 100 Acres Of Sycamore. It is on the first date of the European tour with Bon Iver that I caught up with Jessica who, along with Emily and younger sister Camilla, make up the band. “I had just finished uni, and they said if I go then it’ll be another three years before we do anything,” says Jessica on deciding to go full-time with the band. Combining the English folkiness of Laura Marling with early ‘70s Laurel Canyon vibes, The Staves have bewitched those who have seen them live, their superficial ‘English Rose’ looks bely a steelier edge to the lyrics. Dead & Born & Grown, the name of the debut album, has “an ‘all things must pass’ sentiment behind it; it was one of the first songs we had written, but it felt right...things had come full circle. It felt fitting to have the first song we wrote as the album title.” The album was produced by legendary producer Glyn Johns and his son Ethan. “We met them both separately, meeting Ethan first while he was producing the Tom Jones album we sang on. Ethan had always been our dream producer to work with so we slipped him a copy of the first EP we did which we had recorded it on tape, and he still uses tape. So, we used that as a way to get in there – ‘could you listen to it and see how the tape sounds?’ sort of thing,” she laughs. He liked it and asked us if we had anymore and it went from there. Komedia, Tuesday 20 November, 8pm, £9

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WHAT’S ON COMEDY&FILM

COMEDY: DR BROWN INTERVIEW The winner of this year’s Fosters Edinburgh Award breaks his silence (and jet lag) to talk about his show – Befrdgth I loved your show in Edinburgh. But why did you decide way back to have no spoken words in your performances? “Umm...I don’t know man. I wasn’t speaking, and it was working, so then I just thought about not speaking for the whole time. Yeah, it’s not such a thought-out thing. Sorry, my answers are gonna be like super half-arsed. I won’t fall asleep on you man.”

COMEDY: HENNING WEHN’S GERMAN CHRISTMAS DO – LONDON WARM UPS Join German Comedy Ambassador Henning Wehn for this meticulously planned and perfectly executed German Christmas Do. Upstairs At Three And Ten, Tues 20, Thurs 22, Fri 23 & Sun 25 Nov, 8pm, £7.50–12.50 COMEDY: A BIT OF BANTER This night is free, so round off your weekend nicely with a bout of local gratis laughter. Thomas Kemp pub, Sun 25 Nov, 8pm, free

Great move, you and Boy With Tape On His Face are hot tickets. Why do you think audiences are being drawn to communication without language? “I have no idea.” What's your favourite description of the Befrdgth show? “I dunno man, I haven’t read any, I don’t really read my reviews. I don’t do the show for reviewers. I think reviewers are just stupid. You can write that in the article. They should just help people, y’know...tell them what the show tastes like...so if people like that kind of taste they’ll go for it, but not judge them. Y’know, who the **** are they? How would I describe it? I dunno – just fun. Just fun...if you’re up for having a good time man, and you don’t really take **** too seriously and you just wanna have a good time, y’know come. But if you want serious theatre, and you want to have a **** about it in your head, don’t come.”

COMEDY: PEACOCK & GAMBLE DON’T EVEN WANT TO BE ON TELLY ANYWAY Everybody’s favourite comedy nice boys, Ray and Ed, present a show full of fun, idiocy and handsomeness. Komedia, Wed 21 Nov, 7.30pm, £10 Henning Wehn

FILM: NATIVITY 2: DANGER IN THE MANGER (U) Dir: Debbie Isitt Get into the Christmas spirit (nearly there) with this kids’ Brit flick starring David Tennant as the hapless new school teacher embarking on a road trip to the National Song For Christmas Competition with a class of children, a pregnant wife and a donkey. Of course. Released Friday 23 Nov Showing at Odeon and Cineworld

There’s something marvellously feral that comes out in your audience. What are the best ways they've reacted to you? “What does ‘feral’ mean? Like primitive or something? People just come on board and want to relax and have a good time.” Are you looking forward to returning to Brighton? “Yeah man, I’ve done the Fringe once, twice maybe. It was the first time I did a full hour show. I’m looking forward to coming back, it’s super mellow. It’s a nice break from London and the people there are super chilled. I’m always really happy to spend a day or longer in Brighton.”

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Thanks... “Cool man, listen...sorry about my lack of enthusiasm.” Studio Theatre, Brighton Dome, Tuesday 20 November, 8pm, £12/10, www.brightondome.org

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ART: ARTIST OPEN HOUSES The tenth Christmas Artists Open Houses is nearly upon us, representing a great opportunity to buy some gifts including cards, wreaths, calenders, stockings and handmade tree decorations, homemade preserves, bunting, ceramics, jewellery, and lots of original artworks. There are over 50 houses/studios to visit, offering a chance to meet some of he best local and national artists working and living in brighton, whilst possibly sampling minced pies and mulled wine. Christmas Artists Open Houses, various venues, 1–16 December 2012. For more information pick up a brochure or visit www.aoh.org.uk

3000, which Dylan describes as his post-apocalyptic view of the future. Naked Eye Gallery, Farm Road, Hove, Private view: Fri 16 Nov, 7pm. Until 30 Nov 2012. EVENTS: CHRISTMAS LIGHTS SWITCH ON Bring family and friends to the Grand’s Christmas lights switch on, where Chestnut Tree House kick start the festive season in style. There will be traditional Christmas carols performed by The Pop School and Stage Academy, mulled wine, mince pies and Father Christmas. The Grand Hotel, Thurs 22 Nov, from 5pm, free

ART: DYLAN FLOYD: DON’T LOOK BACK Don’t Look Back is the largest display of Dylan Floyd’s work to date. Dylan will be exhibiting selections from his extremely popular repertoire of magic realistic pieces that include challenging visual references to popular icons including Bodecia

of Britain’s most innovative and original makers to show and sell their work directly to the public. Exhibitors include Lizzie Aitchison Handweaves, Holly Berry Woven Textiles, Kate Gilliland Jewellery and Alison Graham Ceramics. A cafe provides tea, cake and refreshment. Corn Exchange, Brighton Dome, Thurs 22–Sun 25 Nov, £6/£5 advance, www.brighton-made.co.uk See alsop11.

EVENTS: CINECITY: ART WILL SAVE THE WORLD + Q&A Debut screening of an engaging film about the life and music of Luke Haines – the man behind The Auteurs and Black Box Recorder. With contributions from Jarvis Cocker plus novelists David Peace and Stewart Home. Followed by a Q&A with both Luke and director Niall McCann. The Basement, Sat 24 Nov, 7pm, £4/6 EVENTS: MADE12 MADE12 is Brighton’s ultimate design and craft fair, which welcomes 120

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STARS With Val Aviv

★ARIES {Mar 21–Apr 20}

A potentially wild week depending entirely upon how you react to the combustive energies at work. It could be that authority figures are heavy footed as they barge all over you, or your desire for recognition takes you somewhere entirely new.

★TAURUS {Apr 21–May 21}

A wise partner or old friend can be the one to help you lay down a solid foundation that makes you feel secure. Notice that there’s a lot of relationship issues around, most of which need sorting. The longer you leave it, the more draining it gets.

★GEMINI {May 22–June 21}

A little ray of sunshine finds its way into illuminating your life. You may have been wishing on a lucky star to give you a hand along the way and of course Venus is on standby for all your needs. Health issues need your attention.

★CANCER {June 22–July 22}

Love is deep and all consuming, though ideal it may not be as Saturn brings his limitations into the equation. With the disruptive influence of Mars in your opposite sign, it may be that others are losing their patience with you, or you them.

★LEO {July 23–Aug 22}

You need to develop some structural integrity if your house is not going to fall down – metaphorically speaking! Remember, a tree’s roots go down as much as its branches go up, so to will your ability to stand on a firm foundation be what helps elevate you.

★VIRGO {Aug 23–Sep 22}

A period of increased intensity helps you focus on the most important tasks at hand. Any hidden obsessions that have been dominating your thoughts may start wanting to express their intrigue on paper. Passions run really high this week, they too need an outlet, something creative or steamy.

★LIBRA {Sep 23–Oct 22}

Your range and rhythm is tempered this week by steadfast Saturn. This means you’re having to think in terms of that which you value. Saturn brings authenticity into the equation, so sincerity is key. Relationships may go through a period of testing, only those strong and true can survive.

★SCORPIO {Oct 23–Nov 21}

Having built a very dynamic outer world where you have a purpose and a place in society, the time for turning inward and retouching base has arrived. Venus is bringing you a touch of magic to help you be kind to yourself.

★SAGITTARIUS {Nov 22–Dec 20}

If you are not getting the desired responses from your actions then clearly something needs to give. A certain amount of withdrawal is likely to be a necessary process. Still, you’re feeling a little more energised from the 22nd when you need to shine.

★CAPRICORN {Dec 21–Jan 19}

The need to integrate into a group whose ideologies closely reflects your own, may become apparent now. Rising to the challenges set by the team may take up a lot of your time, but as usual, it’s worth the perseverance. Your energy could fly!

★AQUARIUS {Jan 20–Feb 19}

How can you be expected to deal with the demands that are being placed upon you? Be methodical because that is the only way to ensure you get there. Giving up or throwing your toys out the pram will not make you a better human being.

★PISCES {Feb 20–Mar 20}

Romance is calling you in a dreamy voice from afar. Romance needn’t be with another person, as Pisces knows, it’s possible to have a romance with many things; a country, a job, a language, a course of study etc; use that imagination wisely. Friends are boisterous but have good ideas. Val Aviv is the presenter for Brighton Lights on Latest TV www.thelatest.tv For more astrological insights and monthly horoscopes visit www.valaviv.com or for a personal astrological reading contact Val Aviv at: astrology@valaviv.com

L7 TV Your weekly TV guide 820 – 26 NOVEMBER series for BBC4, and an interest in subtitled shows and films amongst those who would have previously given them a reasonably wide berth. But I hadn’t seen it for a while. Anyway, Sarah Lund is back, on form and with With Victoria Nangle a brand new woolly jumper. Her mother is still fussing over her; her son is frankly fed up with the absent parent Sarah found her mum to be, and Sarah’s love life appears to be non existant. Although there is a chap from Special Branch she’s working with who suggests hints of liaisons when they were both at Police Academy together, but he has a ‘Darling’ on the other end of the phone so nyone who didn’t have numb bum on Saturday that might be a bit of a non-starter. night needs to get onto iPlayer ASAP. After two Professionally speaking, it’s great to see Lund hours of edge-of-the-seat Danish drama it was concentrating on a clue and then charging off time to dash to the bathroom, make tea, check without telling a soul what’s going through her mind Facebook and all the other things I couldn’t drag again. There is no ‘Lund’ in ‘team’ still, it would seem. myself away from The Killing III and Sarah Lund to There is a kidnapped girl, an economically take care of over the two hours I was transported. powerful family, a tempestuous coalition To say this subtitled thriller is gripping is like calling government in the wings, and a grudge. All are Buckingham Palace ‘spacious’. I intriguing but the grudge really actually forgot I needed to go to the loo, grabs as it’s the vaguest. It would such was the engrossing nature of this seem that the parents of the “There is third series, and Sarah Lund doesn't kidnapped child owe a ‘debt’ of even start the series with her back fully some kind yet to be fully realised. no ‘Lund’ in into the job at hand. She’s done her 25 Like the first couple of chapters years and she wants her quiet life. of a really good book, these opening ‘team’ still, it Danny Glover’s got nothing on how episodes grab from the outset and much she must feel she’s too old for would seem” hint at the larger marvel and this s*** (see Lethal Weapon if you narrative journey embarked upon. really haven’t a clue to what I’m Regardless of the hype (and odd referring. In fact, it might be a good idea to see it name), The Killing III is a splendid crime thriller, anyway as it’s been a while). with such believable characters they suspend The Killing III reminds me exactly how good disbelief at the incredible plot twists. Prepare The Killing and the Killing II were with its writing, for Numb Bum II this Saturday when the next character craft and plot intricacies. It’s not so instalment has us gripped. much that I’d forgotten, alright – maybe I hadn’t The Killing, episodes 3 and 4, BBC4, Saturday 17 had it at the forefront of my mind – but more that November 2012; episodes 1 and 2 on iPlayer. “The Killing is excellent” had become such a media mantra that is had sort of lost any kind of meaning. Yes, it spawned the wholesale purchase Follow me: latestvicky of a number of other Danish political and crime

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tuesday 20 Last Tango In Halifax BBC1, 9pm With this rather splendid cast, this new romantic comedy series promises much. Derek Jacobi and Anne Reid star as a couple who, both widowed and in their seventies, rekindle a passionate relationship they were robbed of over 60 years previously. Goodoh! Now, down to the nitty gritty of how the families will react.

Dara O’Briain’s Science Club BBC2, 9pm He’s a clever chap that Dara O’Briain, and bless him if he’s not trying to make us all so much more clever too – and he’s even doing it in an entertaining fashion. My, how he spoils us! In this episode Dara and guests take a look at life, death and extinction. So that’s the little things then. Brill stuff.

The Human Mannequin More4, 10pm A documentary of determination and grit – whilst also looking remarkably attractive. Teenager Louise Wedderburn is determined to start a career in fashion, despite having a rare genetic condition called FOP, which causes each of her joints to lock and gradually turns her muscles into bone.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Neighbourhood Blues 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Watchdog Daily 11.45 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Escape To The Country 3.00 BBC News 3.05 Deadly 60 3.35 Lockie Leonard 4.00 Prank Patrol Down Under 4.25 Leon 4.30 Junior MasterChef 5.00 Newsround 5.15 Pointless

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Patrick reluctantly agrees to accompany Tanya to meet the sister she never knew she had – but will she live to regret digging up the past? 8.00 Holby City Ric risks making a new enemy when the new CEO questions his actions. Jac tries to reconnect with Jonny, but a difficult patient gets in the way. 9.00 Last Tango In Halifax See highlights. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Imagine... The Many Lives Of William Klein William Klein is one of the world’s most influential photographers, he pioneered the art of street photography and created some of the most iconic fashion images. Imagine... spends time with William Klein to discover the irrepressible, charismatic personality behind a remarkable creative life. 11.40 FILM: Hollywoodland (2006) Starring Adrien Brody, Diane Lane, Ben Affleck, Bob Hoskins. Stylish 50sset drama about a private eye. 1.40am Weatherview 1.45 Sign Zone: Exploring China: A Culinary Adventure 2.45 Servants: The True Story Of Life Below Stairs 3.45 Lorraine’s Fast, Fresh & Easy Food 4.15 BBC News

BBC2

6.00 – 8.45am Children’s television 8.45 I Can Cook With You 9.00 ZingZillas 9.15 Baby Jake 9.25 Dipdap 9.30 Wibbly Pig 9.40 The Koala Brothers 9.50 Big And Small 10.05 Big Barn Farm 10.20 Charlie And Lola 10.30 3rd And Bird 10.40 Waybuloo 11.00 In The Night Garden 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Royal Upstairs Downstairs 1.30 To Buy Or Not To Buy 2.15 The Weakest Link 3.00 Real Rescues 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Breakaway 5.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing – It Takes Two Zoe Ball is joined by the couple who narrowly escaped elimination 7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip TV entertainers Neil Stuke and Penny Smith hit the road with £400 to invest in antiques. 8.00 MasterChef: The Professionals The competition to crown Britain’s next culinary superstar continues. The four remaining chefs from the last heat return to face a skills test. 9.00 Dara O Briain’s Science Club See highlights. 10.00 Later Live... With Jools Holland Joining Jools is Sinead O’Connor, Tame Impala, Chamber-folk trio Lau, Biffy Clyro, Muddy Waters’ son Larry ‘Mud’ Morganfield, and Courtney Pine makes a welcome return to the show. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Jeremy Paxman. 11.20 Storyville International documentary series. This documentary goes beyond the headlines to provide a revealing portrait of cult leader Jim Jones. 12.45am BBC News 4.00 L8R Youngers 2 4.40 Seeking Refuge 5.00 The Bloodhound Adventure

ITV1

6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Crime Stories 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Midsomer Murders 5.00 The Chase

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Charity is determined to prove that Jimmy needs her on board. Diane and Ashley are gobsmacked when Bernice returns to the village. 7.30 UEFA Champions League Live Adrian Chiles presents live coverage of either Juventus v Chelsea or Galatasaray v Manchester United. Chelsea travel to Turin to play Juventus in a crucial game for last year’s winners, and Manchester United look to complete their qualification for the knock-out stage as they take on Galatasaray in Istanbul. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 UEFA Champions League: Extra Time Matt Smith presents highlights of the penultimate round of group matches. Reigning champions Chelsea face Italian giants Juventus, Manchester United travel to Turkey as they take on Galatasaray, while Celtic fans will enjoy their trip to Lisbon, as they return to the scene of their 1967 European Cup final victory. Elsewhere Valencia host four-time European champions Bayern Munich. 11.35 Take Me Out Paddy McGuinness presents another episode of the fun dating show. 12.45am Jackpot247 3.00 Loose Women 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

Channel 4

6.05am BT And Channel 4 Present... 6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Freshly Squeezed 7.30 According To Jim 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss Canada 11.00 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 12.00pm News Summary 12.05 SuperScrimpers 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.35 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 2.40 Countdown 3.30 1001 Things You Should Know 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.30 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks As Ash struggles to articulate her emotions, and Lacey’s illicit feelings intensify, are the Kanes headed for disaster? 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces Architect George Clarke meets a man who drunkenly bought a 1920s showman’s carriage on eBay. 9.00 Heston’s Fantastical Food Heston brings the Lancashire town of Darwin together for a very special brew, creating the world’s biggest packet of biscuits and largest pyramid tea bag. 10.00 Fresh Meat Sitcom about the lives of six students. Heather forces Kingsley to confront his dreams of being a musician when she signs him up for an open mic night at the Student Union, but his performance is undermined by peculiar tic. 10.50 Rory Peck Awards 2012 Celebrating the work of freelance newsgatherers. 10.55 Homeland Sunday’s episode. 12.00am PokerStars.co.uk European Poker Tour 1.00 BT And Channel 4 Present... 1.05 Sailing: America’s Cup Discovered 1.35 KOTV Boxing Weekly 2.00 Beach Volleyball 2.55 Bullrun: Cops, Cars And Superstars 3.20 Freesports On 4 4.20 Extreme Sailing 4.50 Volkswagen Racing Cup 5.15 Deal Or No Deal

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6.00am Children’s television 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Roary The Racing Car 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 The Hotel Inspector 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Superior Interiors With Kelly Hoppen 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 CSI: Miami 3.15 FILM: Together Again For The First Time (2008) 4.55 Looney Tunes 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away When his first outing does not go smoothly, Dex tells Sid that he wishes he had died in the accident. 6.30 5 News 7.00 Highland Emergency Documentary series. The Royal Navy crew battles to reach an elderly climber lost in the mountains in poor weather. 7.30 Highland Emergency Documentary series. 8.00 Rolf’s Animal Clinic Documentary series presented by Rolf Harris. At Leahurst, vet Tim Nuttall has an unusual emergency arrive – a dog called Roxy who is scratching herself to death. 9.00 Body Of Proof US mystery series. An investigation into a house fire and double murder is hindered by a veteran arson investigator and his colleague. 10.00 CSI: NY Crime drama series. A charity event is interrupted when the body of the Deputy Mayor falls from the ceiling. Disruptive. 10.55 CSI: NY Crime drama series. Stella gets a nasty surprise when a buzzard drops a human eye in her coffee. 11.55 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Forensic drama. 12.40am Forensic Files 1.05 SuperCasino 3.55 HouseBusters 4.20 House Doctor 4.45 Divine Designs 5.10 Wildlife

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans (x3) 9.00 Ford Monday Night Football 11.30 Netbusters 12.00pm Soccer AM: The Best Bits 1.00 SPL Round-Up 1.30 Ford Monday Night Football 4.00 Netbusters 4.30 SPL Round-Up 5.00 Barclays Premier League Review 6.00 Revista De La Liga 7.00 Football Asia 7.30 Gillette Soccer Special 10.30 Revista De La Liga 11.30 Barclays Premier League Review 12.30am Champions League Goals 1.30 Football’s Greatest 2.00 Football Asia 2.30 Revista De La Liga 3.30 Champions League Goals 4.30 Football’s Greatest 5.00 Revista De La Liga

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics Oz Style 6.30 Thrillseekers 7.00 WWE Afterburn 8.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 9.00 European Tour Golf 10.00 European Tour Golf 11.00 Trilby Tour Golf 12.30pm Shell’s Wonderful World Of Golf 2.00 Road To Kona Ironman 2.30 Trilby Tour Golf 4.00 European Tour Golf 4.55 LIVE UEFA Champions League 7.00 LIVE UEFA Champions League 10.00 Champions League Goals 11.00 Poker 1.00am Sports Unlimited 2.00 World Match Racing Tour 3.00 Poker

Sky Sports 3 9.30am Road To Kona Ironman 10.00 NASCAR Sprint Cup Series 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Aerobics Oz Style 12.00pm Spruce Meadows 2.00 Thrillseekers 2.30 Aerobics: Oz Style 3.00 NASCAR Sprint Cup Series 4.00 WWE Smackdown 6.00 World Match Racing Tour 7.00 TBA 8.00 LPGA Tour Golf 9.30 British Basketball League 11.30 TBA 12.30am LPGA Tour Golf

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8.00am Dog The Bounty Hunter (x2) 9.00 Glee 10.00 NCIS: LA (x4) 2.00pm Glee 3.00 Stargate SG-1(x2) 5.00 Raising Hope 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Last Resort 9.00 A League Of Their Own 10.00 FILM: The One (2001) 11.40 Miami SWAT 12.40am Road Wars (x4) 4.10 Stargate SG-1 (x2)

7.00pm Total Wipeout 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Transsexual Teen, Beauty Queen 10.00 Some Girls 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.30am Some Girls 1.00 Transsexual Teen, Beauty Queen 2.00 Sun, Sex And Suspicious Parents 3.00 Russell Howard

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys 8.00 Canal Walks With Julia Bradbury 8.30 Britain On Film 9.00 America On A Plate: The Story Of The Diner 10.00 Rick Stein Tastes The Blues 11.00 The Killing III 12.00am From The Sea To The Land Beyond: Britain’s Coast On Film

3.40pm The Real Housewives Of New York City (x2) 5.30 I’m A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! 6.30 New You’ve Been Framed! 7.00 FILM: A Cinderella Story (2004) 9.00 Cheryl: Access All Areas 10.00 I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here Now! 10.45 Celebrity Juice (x2) 12.20am The X Factor Results

12.10pm Wycliffe 1.20 Heartbeat 2.20 The Royal 3.20 Murder, She Wrote 4.20 Barbara 4.55 Duty Free 5.25 Man About The House 6.00 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Rosemary And Thyme 9.00 Doc Martin 10.00 Unforgiven 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.05am Numb3rs (x2) 1.50 Film File

5.00pm How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 Rules Of Engagement 8.30 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 New Girl 9.30 Suburgatory 10.00 Tool Academy: Boyfriends Behaving Badly 11.05 The Inbetweeners (x2) 12.10am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

4.15pm A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.20 Come Dine With Me 7.30 Hugh’s 3 Good Things 8.00 Grand Designs 9.00 15 Kids And Counting 10.00 The Human Mannequin. Se highlights. 11.05 Sex Story: Fifty Shades Of Grey 12.15am Come Dine With Me 1.20 15 Kids And Counting 2.25 Sex Story

11.00am The Badlanders (1958) 12.40pm The Bedford Incident (1965) 2.40 Battleground (1949) 5.00 The Outrage (1964) 6.55 Dear John (2010) 9.00 Max Payne (2008) 10.55 Pride And Glory (2008) 1.30am Room To Rent (2000) 3.20 Baby (2010)

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wednesday 21 Supersized Earth BBC1, 8pm Things aren’t what they used to be. Quite literally. This documentary traces the story of how humans have transformed our world in a generation. Dallas Campbell travels the globe visiting the largest and most ambitious engineering projects, and in Dubai he climbs to the top of the tallest building in the world.

The Hour BBC2, 9pm The new series of The Hour kicks off, taking its British spin on Mad Men – nice suits and period outfits but instead of being in an advertising agency setting up proceedings in a newsroom – and running. Hector’s late night at El Paradis catch up with him when he’s arrested on suspicion of beating up Kiki.

I Hate My Body: Skinny Boys And Muscle Men BBC3, 9pm The grass is always greener, and the other man’s physique always preferable. Following four young men who are unhappy with their bodies, two are skinny and trying to bulk up, and two are bodybuilders desperate to slim down. Do you think there could be a message about inner happiness?

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Neighbourhood Blues 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Watchdog Daily 11.45 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Escape To The Country 3.00 BBC News 3.05 Deadly 60 3.35 Lockie Leonard 4.00 Prank Patrol Down Under 4.25 Leon 4.30 Junior MasterChef 5.00 Newsround 5.15 Pointless

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 8.00 Supersized Earth See highlights. 9.00 Crimewatch Kirsty Young, Matthew Amroliwala and Martin Bayfield are joined by detectives from across the UK, appealing for help in solving some of the UK’s biggest cases. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The National Lottery Wednesday Night Draws 10.45 Crimewatch Update The latest developments on the cases featured in the main programme. 10.55 Would I Lie To You? Host Rob Brydon joins regular team captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack for the comedy panel show all about truths and lies. 11.25 Film 2012 With Claudia Winkleman Claudia Winkleman and Danny Leigh review films including crime drama End of Watch, Nativity 2: Danger in the Manger! and Silver Lining Playbook. 11.55 FILM: Shank (2010) Starring Kedar Williams-Stirling. Urban fantasy drama. 1.25am Weatherview 1.30 Sign Zone: See Hear 2.00 Ian Hislop’s Stiff Upper Lip 3.00 Paul Martin’s Handmade Revolution 3.45 Cash Britain 4.15 News

BBC2

6.00 – 8.00am Children’s television 8.00 What’s New Scooby-Doo? 8.25 Mister Maker Comes To Town 8.45 I Can Cook With You 9.00 ZingZillas 9.15 Baby Jake 9.25 Dipdap 9.30 Wibbly Pig 9.40 The Koala Brothers 9.50 Big And Small 10.05 Big Barn Farm 10.20 Charlie And Lola 10.30 3rd And Bird 10.40 Waybuloo 11.00 In The Night Garden 11.30 Daily Politics 1.00pm See Hear 1.30 Lifeline 1.40 Coast 1.45 To Buy Or Not To Buy 2.15 The Weakest Link 3.00 Real Rescues 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Breakaway 5.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing – It Takes Two Zoe Ball has all the gossip and exclusive news from Strictly Come Dancing. 7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip Stars Laila Rouass and Charles Dale from the medical dramas Holby City and Casualty battle their way around the North of England finding some eccentric antiques they hope will make a profit. 8.00 MasterChef: The Professionals The competition to crown Britain’s next culinary superstar continues. 9.00 The Hour See highlights. 10.00 The Culture Show The show comes from the Tate Modern on London’s Bankside, home to A Bigger Splash, a new exhibition taking a new look at the relationship between performance and painting. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Jeremy Paxman. 11.20 Great Continental Railway Journeys Michael Portillo explores the once great empire of AustriaHungary, domain of the famous Habsburg monarchs. 12.20am BBC News 4.00 Love Hurts 4.30 Coping 5.00 Gang Life: Ceejay’s Story 5.10 Gang Life: Segun’s Story 5.35 Ask Lara: Looking After Lara 5.45 Ask Lara: My Martin

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Channel 4

6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Crime Stories 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Midsomer Murders 5.00 The Chase

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Bernice creates waves, but holds her cards close to her chest. Paddy struggles to fight his insecurities and jealousy of the new vet. There is tension in paradise for Katie and Declan. 7.30 Coronation Street Fiz feels the full extent of Kirsty’s anger. Leanne makes a big decision. David drops a bombshell. 8.30 I’m A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! The celebrities have survived a week in the Australian bush. Who is coping and who is cracking up under the pressure of jungle life? And if the kids won’t go to bed, threaten to send them on a Bushtuucker Trial. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 Exposure Update Nearly two months after revealing the other side of Jimmy Savile, Exposure tracks progress in the police investigation and asks how Savile achieved his extraordinary power and influence. 11.35 The Great Train Robbery The truth about what really happened on the night of 8 August, 1963, when over two million pounds was taken from the Royal Mail train. Featuring contributions from the robbers and their families. 12.30am Jackpot247 3.00 Columbo: Uneasy Lies The Crown 4.40 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Freshly Squeezed 7.30 According To Jim 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss Canada 11.00 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 SuperScrimpers 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.35 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 2.40 Countdown 3.30 1001 Things You Should Know 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.30 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Dodger makes the bold choice to meet his real dad. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 Sarah Beeny’s Selling Houses Property series. In Hove, Sarah Beeny helps three sellers in competition with each other to improve their homes before she brings round a potential buyer. 9.00 Grand Designs Property series with Kevin McCloud. In 2010 Claire Farrow and Ian Hogarth embarked on a wild journey to build the ultimate fun family home. Kevin returns to find out what happened. 10.00 Secret State Political drama inspired by Chris Mullin’s novel A Very British Coup. After revelations of covert drone fuel production in Scarrow, Tom Dawkins finds himself in the centre of a political storm. 11.05 Rory Peck Awards 2012 Celebrating the work of freelance newsgatherers. 11.10 The Town That Caught Tourette’s Another chance to catch this remarkable documentary. 12.15am MUSIC ON 4: Abbey Road Studios: In Session With VW Beetle 12.45 MUSIC ON 4: Superstar DJs 1.10 MUSIC ON 4: Stooshe: Intro 1.25 MUSIC ON 4: Spotlight: Urban 1.40 FILM: Las Acacias (2011) 3.10 St Elsewhere 3.55 Deal Or No Deal 4.50 Countdown 5.35 Make Do And Mend

Channel Five

6.00 – 7.10am Children’s television 7.10 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 7.20 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Roary The Racing Car 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 The Hotel Inspector 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Superior Interiors With Kelly Hoppen 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 CSI: Miami 3.10 FILM: Snowman’s Pass (2004) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Alf is concerned that Roo and Harvey are getting on too well, until a fresh row eases his fears. 6.30 5 News . 7.00 Emergency Bikers Actionpacked documentary series following the work of emergency bike crews. 8.00 The Removal Men Observational documentary series following the Pickfords removal teams at work. A removals team are pushed to breaking point when an elderly man with a mountain of possessions tries to downsize. 9.00 FILM: The Transporter (2002) Starring Jason Statham, Qi Shu, Matt Schulze, Ric Young. High-octane action thriller in which a former Special Forces operative, now working as a mercenary package deliverer, finds his life in great danger when he breaks the golden rule of his ask-no-questions job. 10.55 FILM: Attack Force (2006) Starring Steven Seagal, Lisa Lovbrand. Action thriller in which the leader of a strike team loses his men in a cold-blooded attack. The man sets out to confront the killers, only to become locked in battle with a psychotic drug dealer. 12.45am Ricky Hatton: The Comeback 1.35 3.55 HouseBusters 4.20 House Doctor 4.45 Divine Designs 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 Wildlife SOS

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans (x3) 9.00 Champions League Goals 10.00 Football Asia 10.30 Revista De La Liga 11.30 Barclays Premier League Review 12.30pm Football Asia 1.00 Champions League Goals 2.00 Revista De La Liga 3.00 Barclays Premier League Review 4.00 Champions League Goals 5.00 Total Rugby 5.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 6.00 Hyundai A League 6.30 European Tour Weekly 7.00 Total Rugby 7.30 Gillette Soccer Special 10.30 Total Rugby 11.00 A League Of Their Own 11.55 LIVE Test Cricket

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics Oz Style 6.30 Thrillseekers 7.00 WWE Vintage Collection 8.00 Barclays Premier League Review 9.00 LPGA Tour Golf 10.30 TBA 11.30 Golfing World 12.00pm LPGA Tour Golf 1.30 Golfing World 2.00 TBA 3.00 British Basketball League 4.55 LIVE UEFA Champions League (x2) 10.00 Champions League Goals 11.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 11.30 European Tour Weekly 12.00am Champions League Goals 1.00 P1 Superstock Powerboats 2.00 UK Carp Cup 3.00 Trans World Sport

Sky Sports 3 8.00am World Match Racing Tour 9.00 British Basketball League 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Aerobics Oz Style 12.00pm Sports Unlimited 1.00 NASCAR Sprint Cup Series 2.00 Thrillseekers 2.30 Aerobics Oz Style 3.00 Sports Unlimited 4.00 WWE The Bottom Line 5.00 WWE Afterburn 6.00 UK Carp Cup 7.00 Watersports World 8.00 DTM Motor Racing 9.00 P1 Superstock Powerboats 10.00 Cage Fighter 10.30 Trans World Sport 11.30 Cage Fighter 12.00am NFL Midweek Special 1.00 Total Rugby 1.30 DTM Motor Racing 2.30 Watersports World

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9.00am Glee 10.00 NCIS: LA (x4) 2.00pm Glee 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 Raising Hope 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 The Glee Project 9.00 Last Resort 10.00 Fringe 11.00 Trollied 11.30 Road Wars 12.00am A League Of Their Own: Unseen 1.00 Road Wars 1.55 Miami SWAT

7.00pm Young Apprentice 8.00 Gavin & Stacey (x2) 9.00 I Hate My Body: Skinny Boys And Muscle Men. See highlights. 10.00 Unzipped 10.45 Family Guy (x2) 11.30 American Dad! (x2) 12.15am I Hate My Body: Skinny Boys And Muscle Men 1.15 Unzipped 2.00 Impractical Jokers 2.30 Russell Howard’s Good New

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys 8.00 Britain’s Best Drives 8.30 Tales From The Wild Wood 9.00 Breakfast, Lunch And Dinner 10.00 Getting On 10.30 Frost On Satire 11.30 Metalworks! 12.30am Britain’s Best Drives 1.00 Tales From The Wild Wood 1.30 Getting On

5.30pm I’m A Celebrity: Jungle Gold 6.30 New You’ve Been Framed! 7.00 Gossip Girl 8.00 Guinness World Records 8.30 New You’ve Been Framed! 9.00 The Hit Factory: The Stock Aitken & Waterman Story 10.00 I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here Now! 11.00 Switch 12.00am FILM: Ocean’s Thirteen (2007)

12.10pm Wycliffe 1.20 Heartbeat 2.20 The Royal 3.20 Murder, She Wrote 4.20 Barbara 4.55 Duty Free 5.25 Man About The House 6.00 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Rosemary And Thyme 9.00 Doc Martin 10.00 Unforgiven 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.05am The Ruth Rendell Mysteries

5.00pm How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 The Big Bang Theory 8.30 2 Broke Girls 9.00 The Big Bang Theory 9.30 The Work Experience 10.00 The Inbetweeners (x2) 11.05 Rude Tube 12.10am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

1.00pm Time Team 2.00 Time Team Special 3.10 Relocation, Relocation 4.15 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.20 Come Dine With Me 7.30 Hugh’s 3 Good Things 8.00 15 Kids And Counting 9.00 24 Hours In A&E 10.00 One Born: What Happened Next? 11.05 My Phone Sex Secrets 12.15am Come Dine With Me

11.00am Campbell’s Kingdom (1958) 1.05pm Love Me Or Leave Me (1955) 3.30 Battle Cry (1955) 6.25 Terms Of Endearment (1983) 9.00 Chinatown (1974) 11.35 Street Kings (2008) 1.30am Sleuth (2007) 3.15 Chalk (2010)

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thursday 22 Hebburn BBC2, 10pm Just what every bride wants – a bridesmaid who won’t shut up about her history with the groom. However, Denise’s big mouth is likely to be the least of Sarah’s problems as her and Jack’s (second) big day arrives and Hebburn organisation kicks in, insisting yet again that there’s always time for a swift one.

Living With My Stalker Channel 4, 10pm An account of the true and horrifying story of trainee-doctor Alison Hewitt and what happened when she met what she thought was a perfectly nice chap on an online dating site. At first all seemed fine, but when Alison’s mother became suspicious her investigations led the family into incredible danger.

Impractical Jokers BBC3, 9.30pm Fans of Brighton’s comedy scene will have seen some of these faces before as Paul McCaffrey (former Brighton resident), Roisin Conaty, Joel Dommett and Marek Larwood compete to embarrass each other in a variety of everyday situations. Simply put, three hide and instruct the fourth in every move they make. Lawks!

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Neighbourhood Blues 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Watchdog Daily 11.45 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Escape To The Country 3.00 BBC News 3.05 Deadly 60 3.35 Lockie Leonard 4.00 Prank Patrol Down Under 4.25 Leon 4.30 Junior MasterChef 5.00 Newsround 5.15 Pointless

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Reeling from yesterday’s events, Tanya plans to spend the day bonding with Cora – however, their afternoon takes an unexpected turn. 8.00 Young Apprentice It is week four of the business competition, and the nine remaining candidates are challenged to revamp the great British tradition of afternoon tea, by creating a themed tea service at one of England’s most prestigious stately homes – Blenheim Palace. 9.00 Hunted Drama series. Byzantium is ordered to kill Jack Turner, but when the assassination attempt fails, Sam is exposed as a spy, and trapped inside the house. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Question Time David Dimbleby presents Question Time from the Houses of Parliament. 11.35 This Week A political review of the week presented by Andrew Neil, with Michael Portillo, Alan Johnson and guests. 12.20am Holiday Weatherview 12.25 Sign Zone: Undercover: How To Dodge Tax – Panorama 12.55 Countryfile 1.55 Planet Earth Live: A Lion’s Tale 2.55 Antiques Roadshow 3.55 Paul Martin’s Handmade Revolution 4.40 BBC News

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6.00 – 8.45am Children’s television 8.45 I Can Cook With You 9.00 ZingZillas 9.15 Baby Jake 9.25 Dipdap 9.30 Wibbly Pig 9.40 The Koala Brothers 9.50 Big And Small 10.05 Big Barn Farm 10.20 Charlie And Lola 10.30 3rd And Bird 10.40 Waybuloo 11.00 In The Night Garden 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Royal Upstairs Downstairs 1.30 To Buy Or Not To Buy 2.15 The Weakest Link 3.00 Real Rescues 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Breakaway 5.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing – It Takes Two Zoe Ball presents all the backstage gossip and behind-thescenes action from the world of Strictly Come Dancing. 7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip Musical man John Barrowman and musician Mylene Klass, aided by antiques experts David Barby and David Harper, play to their strengths on the hunt for antiques which will turn a profit. 8.00 MasterChef: The Professionals The competition to crown Britain’s next culinary superstar continues. It is quarter-final day, and for the week’s five best chefs this is where the battle really begins. 9.00 Great Continental Railway Journeys Michael Portillo begins this journey in Berlin, the capital of Germany, which at the beginning of the 20th century was a powerhouse of science and technology. 10.00 Hebburn See highlights. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines. 11.20 Dara O Briain’s Science Club Repeat of Tuesday’s show. 12.20am The Culture Show 12.50 An Island Parish 1.20 BBC News 3.55 How God Made The English 4.30 Strictly Soulmates 5.00 Divine Women 5.30 Children Of World War II

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6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Crime Stories 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Midsomer Murders 5.00 The Chase

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Katie and Declan’s escalating arguments end in disaster. 7.30 Waiting For A Heart: Tonight Each year in the UK, almost a million people suffer heart failure. Numbers are rising, and for many the only chance of survival is a transplant. But the country is facing a critical shortage of donors and on average three people a day die waiting. 8.00 Emmerdale Declan desperately tries in vain to rescue Katie. 8.30 I’m A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! Who is coping and who is cracking up under the pressure of jungle life? 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 Corfu: A Tale Of Two Islands Documentary series. This week, we meet architects Alithea and Marcus, who design luxury villas. Entrepreneur Trevor is launching his new venture, Zorb World, in Kavos. And Lucy intended to work one season in Corfu as a rep, but fell in love with a local and never left. 11.05 Grimefighters Series following Britain’s clean-up teams. 11.35 The Last Word A look at some of the big stories in the region with MPs and other prominent figures. 12.05am Jackpot247 3.00 Waiting For A Heart: Tonight 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 4.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 5.30 ITV Morning News

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6.00am BT And Channel 4 Present... Nathan 6.05 Sali Mali 6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Freshly Squeezed 7.30 According To Jim 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (x2) 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss Canada 11.00 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 12.00pm Channel 4 News 12.05 SuperScrimpers 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.35 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 2.40 Countdown 3.30 1001 Things You Should Know 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.30 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Dodger is faced with a shocking revelation. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 Kirstie’s Vintage Home Kirstie Allsopp helps homeowners transform their homes using crafts and vintage style tips. 9.00 The Aristocrats Two-part documentary series. This first part offers an exclusive insight into one of the most famous father and son relationships in Britain – and historically the most bitter – the film follows a story of reconciliation and redemption. ‘Sunny’, 11th Duke of Marlborough, is 86 years old, courteous and fastidious, and is a former Guards Officer. His 56-year-old son is formally known as the Marquess of Blandford, and less formally as Jamie Blandford. 10.00 Living With My Stalker See highlights. 11.05 Rory Peck Awards 2012 Celebrating the work of freelance newsgatherers. 11.10 999: What’s Your Emergency? Documentary series. 12.15am Embarrassing Fat Bodies 1.10 Geordies Overboard 2.05 BT And Channel 4 Present... 2.10 Unreported World 2.35 MPs: Are They Still At It? 3.05 Time Team 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.55 Countdown 5.40 Make Do And Mend

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6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.40 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Roary The Racing Car 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 The Hotel Inspector 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Superior Interiors With Kelly Hoppen 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 CSI: Miami 3.15 FILM: An Old Fashioned Thanksgiving (2008) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Gina and John agree to spend some time apart. While holding him hostage in the desert, Kyle reveals himself to be Casey’s half-brother and that he plans to avenge the killing of their father. 6.30 5 News 7.00 Rolf’s Animal Clinic Documentary series presented by Rolf Harris. 8.00 World’s Strongest Man 2012: Qualifiers England’s Jack McIntosh returns for his second World’s Strongest Man finals, but the young man from the Lake District faces a very tough test against two-time champion Zydrunas Savickas and 2008 runner-up Derek Poundstone. 9.00 Hatfields & McCoys Star-studded drama series about two feuding families in post civilwar America. After the Battle of Grapevine Creek, Devil realises that the two families must put aside their differences. 10.00 FILM: Navy SEALS (1990) Starring Michael Biehn, Charlie Sheen, Joanne Whalley-Kilmer. Rousing action drama in which the US Navy’s elite commando force, the SEALS (sea, air, land), is sent to rescue hostages from a ship in the Middle East. 12.15am SuperCasino 3.55 HouseBusters 4.20 House Doctor 4.45 Divine Designs 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 Wildlife SOS

Sky Sports 1 6.00am LIVE Test Cricket 8.00 LIVE European Tour Golf 1.00pm Champions League Goals 2.00 Hyundai A League 2.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 3.00 Total Rugby 3.30 Champions League Goals 4.30 Test Cricket 6.00 Ringside 7.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 7.30 Barclays Premier League World 8.00 Rugby Club 9.00 Ringside 10.00 The Footballers’ Football Show 11.30 Ringside 12.30am Barclays Premier League World 1.00 The Footballers’ Football Show 2.30 Rugby Club 3.30 LIVE Test Cricket

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Champions League Goals 10.00 Total Rugby 10.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 11.00 Champions League Goals 12.00pm Test Cricket 1.30 P1 Superstock Powerboats 2.30 DTM Motor Racing 3.30 Trans World Sport 4.30 NFL – Total Access 5.30 LIVE NFL (x3) 4.30am Sky Sports Classics (x2)

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Aerobics Oz Style 6.30 Thrillseekers 7.00 WWE Experience 8.00 FIBA World Basketball 8.30 Hyundai A-League 9.00 UK Carp Cup 10.00 DTM Motor Racing 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Aerobics Oz Style 12.00pm Watersports World 1.00 NFL Midweek Special 2.00 Thrillseekers 2.30 Aerobics Oz Style 3.00 Watersports World 4.00 WWE Vintage Collection 5.00 Racemax 6.00 European Tour Golf 8.00 Test Cricket 9.30 European Tour Golf 11.30 Thrillseekers 11.55 LIVE Test Cricket

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10.00am NCIS: LA (x4) 2.00pm Glee 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 Futurama (x2) 6.00 Raising Hope 6.30 The Simpsons (x4) 8.30 Modern Family 9.00 Flintoff: From Lord’s To The Ring 10.00 Spy 10.30 Trollied 11.00 Trollied: Behind The Scenes 11.30 A League Of Their Own 12.30am Road Wars 1.30 Miami SWAT

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Superstorm USA: Caught On Camera 9.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 9.30 Impractical Jokers. See highlights. 10.00 World’s Craziest Fools 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.30am Russell Howard’s Good News 1.00 Impractical Jokers

7.00pm News 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1977 8.00 Shock And Awe: The Story Of Electricity 9.00 The Joy Of Stats 10.00 Calf’s Head And Coffee: The Golden Age Of English Food 11.00 America On A Plate: The Story Of The Diner 12.00am Tales From The Wild Wood 12.30 Shock And Awe: The Story Of Electricity

3.40pm The Real Housewives Of New York City (x2) 6.00 I’m A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! 7.30 New You’ve Been Framed! 8.00 The X Factor USA 10.00 I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here Now! 11.00 Guinness World Records 11.35 FILM: The Devil’s Advocate (1997) 2.20am Teleshopping

12.10pm Wycliffe 1.20 Heartbeat 2.20 The Royal 3.20 Murder, She Wrote 4.20 Barbara 4.55 Duty Free 5.25 Man About The House 6.00 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Rosemary And Thyme 9.00 Doc Martin 10.00 Unforgiven 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.05am Wycliffe 1.15 The Casebook Of Sherlock Holmes

3.00pm Scrubs (x2) 4.00 Ugly Betty 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 The Big Bang Theory 8.30 2 Broke Girls 9.00 Derren Brown: Fear And Faith 10.00 FILM: Me, Myself And Irene (2000) 12.20am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

11.20am FILM: The Spoilers (1955) 1.00pm Time Team 2.00 Time Team Special 3.10 Relocation, Relocation 4.15 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.20 Come Dine With Me 7.30 Hugh’s 3 Good Things 8.00 Grand Designs 9.00 Scandal 10.00 Southland 11.05 Sex In The Noughties: A Sex Blogyssey 12.15am Come Dine With Me

11.00am Aleksandra (2007) 12.50pm Master Of Ballantrae (1953) 2.40 Saboteur (1942) 4.50 Shenandoah (1965) 6.55 Employee Of The Month (2006) 9.00 The Departed (2006) 11.55 Harsh Times (2005) 2.10am Downtime (1997)

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friday 23 Sarah Millican: Chatterbox Live Channel 4, 9pm Fastly becoming the nation’s sweetheart in comfortable shoes – this is the lady who announces on Twitter the delight at getting into her PJs at night – Sarah Millican performed live in London as part of her 2011 Chatterbox tour. Here are the very funny bits. All of it, then.

QI BBC2, 10pm After ten years of weight fluctuations, haircuts, bizarre noise alerts and lots of quite interesting information, Stephen Fry and Alan Davies are addressing J for jungles. Joining the intrepid knowledge explorers are Greg Proops, Reg D Hunter and David O’Doherty, ready to be proven ignornant but funny.

Russell Howard’s Good News BBC3, 9.45pm Gorge yourself on satire and comedy with this extended version of the topical show. With live Twitter feeds you can comment along with, as well as a rising star of the comedy circuit showing us their best bits, this is a jam-packed good value comedy night from Russ. Cheers.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Neighbourhood Blues 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Watchdog Daily 11.45 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Escape To The Country 3.00 BBC News 3.05 Deadly 60 3.35 Lockie Leonard 4.00 Blue Peter 4.30 Junior MasterChef 5.00 Newsround 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Nigel Slater’s Dish Of The Day Cookery series. 8.00 EastEnders Cora is forced to confront her demons and explain herself to Ava, but will she forgive her mother as they rake up the past? 8.30 Outnumbered Sitcom. Mum has had enough of the boys’ attitudes to housework so sets to civilise them. 9.00 Have I Got News For You Popular news quiz, with team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop, guest host Sir Roger Moore and guest panellists Marcus Brigstocke and Nick Hewer. 9.30 Me And Mrs Jones Comedy series. Gemma organises a barbecue to get Jason and Inca back together. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton Show On the sofa are actress Helena Bonham Carter, comedian and actor Jack Whitehall, globe-trotter Michael Palin, and Michael Buble. 11.20 The National Lottery Friday Night Draws 11.30 Live At The Apollo Features Dara O Briain as host, introducing Nina Conti and Danny Bhoy. 12.00am EastEnders 1.55 Weatherview 2.00 Sign Zone: Hairy Dieters: How To Love Food And Lose Weight 3.00 Question Time 4.00News

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6.00 – 8.45am Children’s television 8.45 I Can Cook With You 9.00 ZingZillas 9.15 Baby Jake 9.25 Dipdap 9.30 Wibbly Pig 9.40 The Koala Brothers 9.50 Big And Small 10.05 Big Barn Farm 10.20 Charlie And Lola 10.30 3rd And Bird 10.40 Waybuloo 11.00 In The Night Garden 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Royal Upstairs Downstairs 1.30 To Buy Or Not To Buy 2.15 The Weakest Link 3.00 Real Rescues 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Breakaway 5.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing – It Takes Two Zoe Ball takes a sneak peek into rehearsals and the star studded Friday Panel looks forward to the next show. 7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip Former Gold Medalists Robin Cousins and Tessa Sanderson hit the road with £400 to invest in antiques, heading to Bury St Edmonds and then onto Safron Walden. 8.00 Mastermind J Subjects are: Geoffrey Boycott, Futurama, Graham Greene and US Military Aircraft since 1945. 8.30 An Island Parish Series following the community on the tiny crown dependency of Sark in the Channel Islands. Sark welcomes some honoured visitors, Chelsea Pensioners, as the island celebrates the anniversary of liberation from German control during World War II. 10.00 QI See highlights. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines. 11.00 The Review Show Martha Kearney and guests discuss the National Theatre’s production of The Magistrate starring John Lithgow and a remake of the comedy Gambit, starring Colin Firth and Cameron Diaz. 11.50 Later... With Jools Holland 12.55am FILM: Jar City (2006) 2.25 BBC News

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6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Crime Stories 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Midsomer Murders 5.00 The Chase

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Declan fears he has made the situation worse – is it too late for Katie? 7.30 Coronation Street Fiz points the finger at Kirsty but will anyone believe her? David doesn’t get the answer he was looking for. 8.00 Island Hospital Series exploring the lives of staff and patients at the Princess Elizabeth Hospital, Guernsey’s only general hospital. In this episode, physiotherapist Millie Rayner is hoping beginner’s luck will help her to bring home the bacon at a Guernsey Friday night meat draw. 8.30 Coronation Street Will Fiz be vindicated? David feels like he’s losing Kylie. Eva struggles to hold it together. 9.00 I’m A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! The celebrities have survived a week in the Australian bush. Who is coping and who is cracking up under the pressure of jungle life? 10.30 ITV News At Ten; Weather 11.10 FILM: Accepted (2006) Starring Justin Long, Jonah Hill, Blake Lively, Adam Herschman, Columbus Short, Maria Thayer and Mark Derwin. Teen comedy. 12.45am Jackpot247 3.00 FILM: The Skeleton Key (2005) 4.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

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6.05am BT And Channel 4 Present... 6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Freshly Squeezed 7.30 According To Jim 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss Canada 11.00 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 12.00pm News Summary 12.05 SuperScrimpers 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.35 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 2.40 Countdown 3.30 1001 Things You Should Know 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.30 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Barney arrives back in the village but someone has a proposition for him. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.30 Unreported World Reporter Aidan Hartley and director John Conroy travel to Mogadishu to meet a British Somali man who mortgaged his life in London and left his family behind to set up a chain of restaurants in one of the most dangerous cities on earth. 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 Come Dine With Me Dinner party reality programme. 9.00 Sarah Millican: Chatterbox Live See highlights. 10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Alan is joined by Rhod Gilbert, Paul O’Grady and Noel Gallagher. 11.05 4 Funnies: Dr Brown Comedy from Dr Brown, the alter ego of Edinburgh Comedy Award winner Phil Burgers. 11.35 Random Acts 11.40 8 Out Of 10 Cats Jimmy Carr is joined by team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson as they discuss topical events. 12.25am Full English 12.55 The Ricky Gervais Show 1.20 My Name Is Earl 1.45 My Name Is Earl 2.05 Bob’s Burgers 2.30 Bob’s Burgers 2.50 Glory Daze 3.35 90210 4.15 Deal Or No Deal 5.10 Countdown 5.55 The Treacle People

Channel Five

6.00 – 7.10am Children’s television 7.10 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Roary The Racing Car 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 The Hotel Inspector 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Superior Interiors With Kelly Hoppen 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 CSI: Miami 3.15 FILM: Christmas In Canaan (2009) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away When he is forced by Kyle to call Brax, Casey manages to give him some subtle clues as to his whereabouts. 6.30 5 News 7.00 The All New Gadget Show Entertainment show devoted to gadgets. 8.00 Wild Things With Dominic Monaghan Dominic Monaghan travels in search of weird creatures. In an attempt to locate one of the world’s most rare and endangered animals – the giant white Goliath beetle – Dom must infiltrate Cameroon’s black market insect trade. 9.00 The Mentalist American crime drama. The CBI team investigate a homicide that could reignite a vicious gang war. Rigsby is reunited with his estranged criminal father. 10.00 Castle Quirky US crime drama. The team continue their search for a serial killer who has been inspired by Castle’s fiction. 10.55 Law And Order: Criminal Intent Crime drama. Logan and Wheeler explore the world of amateur boxing as they investigate the murder of a young man Logan once mentored. 11.55 Inside Hollywood Get your fix of the latest film and TV news. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.55 Motorsport Mundial 4.20 House Doctor 4.45 Divine Designs 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 Wildlife SOS

Sky Sports 1 6.00am LIVE Test Cricket 12.00pm Test Cricket 1.00 ATP Tour Uncovered 1.30 Barclays Premier League World 2.00 Ringside 3.00 Rugby Club 4.00 Test Cricket (x2) 7.00 Barclays Premier League Preview 7.30 LIVE Victory Shield 9.30 Barclays Premier League Preview 10.00 Fantasy Football Club 11.00 Barclays Premier League Preview 11.30 Great Matches Of European Football 12.00am Victory Shield 2.00 Fantasy Football Club 2.55 Barclays Premier League Preview 3.25 Great Matches Of European Football 3.55 LIVE Test Cricket

Sky Sports 2 6.00am LIVE Test Cricket 8.00 LIVE European Tour Golf 1.00pm Rugby Club 2.00 Trans World Sport 3.00 Racemax 4.00 NFL 6.00 Thrillseekers 6.30 Tight Lines 7.30 LIVE Premiership Rugby 10.00 Ringside 11.00 Thrillseekers 11.30 Sporting Greats 11.55 LIVE Test Cricket

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 WWE Raw 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Aerobics Oz Style 12.00pm NFL 2.00 Thrillseekers 2.30 Aerobics Oz Style 3.00 TBA 3.30 Barclays Premier League World 4.00 Ringside 5.00 WWE Raw 7.00 Test Cricket 8.00 Test Cricket 10.00 WWE Late Night Smackdown 12.00am WWE Late Night Bottom Line 1.00 Premiership Rugby 2.30 Elite League Ice Hockey 3.30 Tight Lines 4.30 Fantasy Football Club 5.30 Barclays Premier League Preview

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2.00pm Glee 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 Futurama 5.30 Raising Hope 6.00 Futurama 6.30 The Simpsons (x2) 7.30 The Middle 8.00 Modern Family 8.30 Spy 9.00 When Robbie Met James 10.00 A League Of Their Own 11.00 When Robbie Met James 11.30 Flintoff: From Lord’s To The Ring 12.30am Road Wars

7.00pm Merlin 7.45 Doctor Who 8.30 World’s Craziest Fools 9.00 Unzipped 9.45 Russell Howard’s Good News. See highlights. 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Some Girls 11.30 Family Guy (x2) 12.15am American Dad! (x2) 1.00 Impractical Jokers 1.30 Him & Her (x2) 2.25 Russell Howard’s Good News 3.10 Unzipped

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Choir Of The Year 2012 9.00 The Joy Of The Single 10.30 Ultimate Number 1s At The BBC 11.30 Love Me Do: The Beatles ‘62 12.30am The Joy Of The Single 2.00 Ultimate Number 1s At The BBC

1.30pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.40 The Real Housewives Of New York City (x2) 6.30 I’m A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! 8.00 The X Factor USA 9.00 Benidorm 9.30 Benidorm 10.00 Benidorm 10.30 I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here Now! 11.30 Switch 12.30am FILM: The Bucket List (2007)

12.10pm Wycliffe 1.20 Heartbeat 2.20 The Royal 3.20 Murder, She Wrote 4.20 Barbara 4.55 Duty Free 5.25 Man About The House 6.00 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Rosemary And Thyme 9.00 Doc Martin 10.00 Cold Blood II 11.35 Law & Order: UK 12.40am Monk 1.30 Murder, She Wrote (x2)

2.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 Scrubs (x2) 4.00 Ugly Betty 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 New Girl 8.30 FILM: Hot Shots! (1991) 10.15 FILM: Shooter (2007) 12.50am The Big Bang Theory (x2) 1.45 Misfits 2.40 Tool Academy

10.55am FILM: Singin’ In The Rain (1952) 1.00pm Time Team 2.00 Time Team Special 3.10 Relocation, Relocation 4.15 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.20 Come Dine With Me 7.30 Hugh’s 3 Good Things 8.00 Grand Designs 9.00 FILM: P.S. I Love You (2007) 11.35 Father Ted (x2) 12.40 Come Dine With Me

11.00am The Rochdale Pioneers (2012) 12.15pm The Bad And The Beautiful (1952) 2.30 Carry On Up The Khyber (1968) 4.15 The Quiet Man (1952) 6.50 Star Trek: First Contact (1996) 9.00 Patriot Games (1992) 11.15 The Last Detail (1973) 1.20am Pitch Black Heist 1.35 The Day After Tomorrow (2003)

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The new striker, Gus Poyet, through the keyhole with Craig Mackail-Smith and girlfriend Amber Fry. Oh and Roberto Di Matteo! All in Brighton Lights 41 – Football Special

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saturday 24 Merlin BBC1, 8pm You know how in legend Merlin is supposed to be this wise advisor of Arthur’s, guiding him with Cassandra’s fore-vision, knowing what’s what? Must’ve been a different Merlin. This Merlin sneaks out of Camelot to help a young druid boy while the citadel is distracted. Course they won’t need him now... D’oh!

The X Factor ITV1, 8pm There aren’t very many finalists left now, and maybe a couple are starting to look like proper pop stars. Plus the judges will be eyeing up which big music names will complement their surviving mentees (is that a word?) when the big star-spangled final comes around in Manchester in a few weeks’ time. Dermot hosts.

The Killing III BBC4, 9pm & 10pm After the public prosecutor’s dramatic murder Lund and Borch fear further for kidnapped Emilie’s wellbeing. She’s not with a safe person, you know, and no one can work out what this ‘debt’ is. Nevermind, Lund’s off for an impromptu reconciliatory visit to her son. Oh, and the prime minister just can’t stay away.

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6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live 11.30 Baking Made Easy 12.00pm BBC News 12.10 South East Today 12.15 Football Focus 1.00 Bargain Hunt 2.00 Escape To The Country 3.00 Formula 1: The Brazilian Grand Prix – Qualifying 5.30 BBC News 5.40 South East Today 5.50 Pointless Celebrities

6.40 Strictly Come Dancing Sir Bruce Forsyth and Tess Daly present another evening of glitz and glamour as the eight remaining couples hit the dance floor for a ballroom battle to stay in the competition. Voting lines open at the end of the show. Once the judges’ scores have been added to viewer votes, the two lowestscoring couples will perform again in the dreaded dance off in Sunday night’s results show. 8.00 Merlin See highlights. 8.45 The National Lottery Saturday Night Draws You got that massive house picked out if you win? 8.55 Casualty A family are shocked to find out an intruder isn’t all he seems to be, and a woman finds out she’s the heir to her nasty aunt’s fortune. 9.45 Live At The Apollo Welsh comic Rhod Gilbert introduces standup from the world-famous Hammersmith Apollo. He is joined by Kerry Godliman, and Jon Richardson at his misanthropic best. 10.15 BBC News 10.30 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker presents highlights of Saturday’s six Premier League games, with analysis from Mark Lawrenson and Dion Dublin. 11.50 The Football League Show Manish Bhasin presents all the action from the Football League. 1.05am Weatherview 1.10 News

6.00 – 6.30am Children’s teelvision 6.30 64 Zoo Lane 6.45 Rastamouse 7.00 Roar 7.30 Bear Behaving Badly 7.55 The Scooby-Doo Show 8.20 Dennis & Gnasher 8.30 Trapped: Ever After 9.00 Jedward’s Big Adventure 9.30 Sorry, I’ve Got No Head 10.00 The Ministry Of Curious Stuff 10.30 Deadly 60 Bites 10.35 Splatalot 11.00 Prank Patrol 11.30 OOglies 11.45 MOTD Kickabout 12.05pm FILM: My Fake Fiancé (2009) 1.30 Rugby Union: Ireland v Argentina 4.00 Final Score 5.10 Rugby Union: Wales v New Zealand 7.30 Attenborough: 60 Years In The Wild Sir David Attenborough looks back at an unparalleled period of change in our planet’s history, as seen during his 60-year career. In the second of three personal films, he reviews the scientific discoveries that have transformed our view of life on earth during his lifetime. 8.30 Dad’s Army Classic wartime sitcom. The chief warden puts Mainwaring in court after a light is left burning in the church hall. 9.00 QI XL Comedy quiz show. Stephen Fry looks at jungles, with Greg Proops, David O’Doherty, Reginald D Hunter and Alan Davies. 9.45 Rolling Stones: Crossfire Hurricane Rockumentary offering a new perspective on the Rolling Stones’ journey from blues-obsessed teenagers in the early 1960s to rock royalty. With never-before-seen footage and fresh insights. 10.45 The Rolling Stones At The BBC The BBC celebrates the 50th anniversary of The Rolling Stones by delving into the vaults of archive material. 11.30 Keith Richards: A Culture Show Special To mark the publication of Keith Richards’ autobiography, Life, this Culture Show special looks at the life of the man with five strings and nine lives. 12.30am FILM: Dawn Of The Dead (1979)

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6.00 – 7.50am Children’s television 7.50 Horrid Henry 8.05 Horrid Henry 8.20 Horrid Henry 8.30 Shake It Up! 9.00 My Phone Genie 9.25 ITV News 9.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 10.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 11.15 Murder, She Wrote 12.20pm All Star Family Fortunes 1.05 ITV News & Weather 1.10 Holiday Home Sweet Home 2.10 Holiday Home Sweet Home 3.10 FILM: The Mummy: Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor (2008) 5.20 Meridian News 5.30 ITV News & Weather 5.45 The Golden Rules Of TV 6.15 New You’ve Been Framed! Harry Hill presents a brand new batch of hilarious home videos. Watch the world’s funniest mishaps – as filmed on webcams, camcorders and mobile phones – and rate the clips on Twitter at #framed. 6.45 Take Me Out Paddy McGuinness presents another episode of the fun dating show. Hoping to catch the eye of the ladies tonight are aerospace engineer Giles from London, children’s entertainer Dan from Manchester, estate agent Hugh from Edinburgh, and Joe, a solicitor from Essex. And there is a chance to find out if romance blossomed between last week’s couples on the Isle of Fernandos. 8.00 The X Factor See highlights. 9.45 I’m A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! After nearly two weeks in the jungle, the surprises are not over for the celebrities as they face up to another tough 24 hours. Presented by Ant and Dec. 10.45 ITV News; Weather 11.00 Paul McCartney: Live Kisses Paul McCartney’s live concert from Capitol Records Studio A in Los Angeles, in which he performs many of the songs from his Kisses on the Bottom album. Any is joined by some very ‘special’ aka celebrity guests. 12.00am The Cube 12.45 The Store 2.50 In Plain Sight 3.35 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

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6.05am BT And Channel 4 Present... 6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Beach Volleyball 7.55 The Morning Line 8.55 BT And Channel 4 Present... 9.00 Racing Portrait: For The Love 9.30 The Killers: London Live 10.05 Made In Chelsea 11.10 Suburgatory 11.45 The Big Bang Theory 12.20pm The Big Bang Theory 12.50 The Big Bang Theory 1.25 The Simpsons 1.55 Channel 4 Racing 3.55 The Simpsons 4.20 Come Dine With Me: Ireland 4.55 Come Dine With Me: Ireland 5.20 Come Dine With Me: Ireland (x2) 6.25 Come Dine With Me: Ireland Cookery-based reality show. The last night of the celebrity special from Dublin sees actor and panto favourite George McMahon hoping to shine. 6.55 Channel 4 News 7.25 4thought.tv 7.30 Heston’s Fantastical Food Repeat of Tuesday’s episode. 8.30 Stephen Fry: Gadget Man Series in which technophile Stephen Fry tests out a range of new and prototype gadgets. Stephen and guest Jonathan Ross look at how technology can make the daily commute more bearable and fun. Gadgets include the world’s smallest electric car, and an unusual bicycle. 9.00 FILM: The Wolfman (2010) Starring Benicio Del Toro, Emily Blunt, Anthony Hopkins, Hugo Weaving. Gothic remake of the horror classic about a Victorian gent who suffers a terrifying transformation when his inquiry into his brother’s grisly death brings him face-to-face with a wolflike creature. 11.00 FILM: Fatal Attraction (1987) Starring Michael Douglas, Glenn Close, Anne Archer. Controversial thriller about a glamorous career woman who loses control when her married lover, a Manhattan attorney, ends their brief affair. 1.15am FILM: Micmacs (2009) 3.00 Hollyoaks Omnibus 5.05 Countdown 5.50 Quick Bakes With Eric Lanlard

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6.00 – 7.50am Children’s television 7.50 Little Princess 8.05 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.25 Angelina Ballerina 8.40 Rupert Bear 8.55 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 Toby’s Travelling Circus 9.25 Roary The Racing Car 9.40 Jelly Jamm 10.00 Power Rangers: Super Samurai 10.35 Thundercats 11.10 Highland Emergency 11.40 The Hotel Inspector 12.35pm The Hotel Inspector 1.35 The Hotel Inspector 2.30 FILM: The Town Christmas Forgot (2010) 4.15 FILM: The Christmas Pageant (2011) 6.00 FILM: A Christmas Visitor (2002) Starring Reagan Pasternak, Aaron Ashmore, Meredith Baxter, William Devane and Dean McDermott. Heartwarming drama in which a grieving family, who have not celebrated Christmas in 11 years since the death of their son on Christmas Eve 1991, renew their faith in the joyful season. 7.45 5 News Weekend 7.50 NCIS US drama. The accidental discovery of a murder victim during a routine training exercise sparks a hunt for a dangerous international criminal. 8.40 NCIS US drama. The murder of a US Marine at a military base unearths a convoluted love triangle and a possible spy ring. 9.40 5 News Weekend 9.45 CSI: Miami Crime drama. Ryan becomes the main suspect when a crooked Assistant State’s Attorney winds up dead, in the series finale. 10.45 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Forensic drama series. A roadside murder turns out to be the ultimate case of mistaken identity, and requires the team to explore the world of transsexuals. 11.40 Forensic Files Documentary. 12.05am SuperCasino 4.00 House Doctor 4.25 Great Artists 4.50 County Secrets 5.05 Hana’s Helpline 5.15 The Milkshake! Show 5.40 Thomas & Friends 5.50 Roary The Racing Car

Sky Sports 1 6.00am LIVE Test Cricket 12.00pm Test Cricket 1.30 LIVE International Rugby Union 4.55 Test Cricket 6.55 LIVE Spanish Football 9.00 LIVE Spanish Football 11.00 Scottish Premier League 11.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly 11.55 LIVE Test Cricket

Sky Sports 2 8.00am Barclays Premier League Preview 8.30 Champions League Weekly 9.00 Fantasy Football Club 10.00 Soccer AM 12.00pm Barclays Premier League Preview 12.30 Live Ford Football Special 3.15 Sky Sports Classics 3.30 Test Cricket 5.00 LIVE Football League: Championship 7.55 Scottish Premier League 8.25 Football First: Game Of The Day 10.15 Football First: Match Choice 11.45 Football First: Match Choice 1.15am Football First: Match Choice 2.45 Sky Sports Classics 3.00 Max Power 3.55 LIVE Test Cricket

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Tight Lines 7.00 Ringside 8.00 Live European Tour Golf 1.00pm Max Power 2.00 Elite League Ice Hockey 3.00 Ringside 4.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 4.30 WWE: Smackdown 6.30 WWE: The Bottom Line 7.30 LIVE Premier League Snooker 11.00 International Rugby Union 12.30am NFL – Total Access 1.30 Spanish Football 3.00 International Rugby Union 4.30 Spanish Football

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7.00pm Rugby Union: England v South Africa Highlights 8.00 Top Gear 9.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 9.45 One Direction: Up All Night Live 10.45 Family Guy (x2) 11.30 American Dad! (x2) 12.15am Impractical Jokers 12.45 Him & Her (x2) 1.45 Russell Howard’s Good News

7.00pm Metalworks! 8.00 Shock And Awe: The Story Of Electricity 9.00 The Killing III. See highlights. 10.00 The Killing III 11.00 Britain On Film 11.30 Muddy Waters And The Rolling Stones: Live At The Checkerboard Lounge 1.10am Top Of The Pops: 1977 1.40 Metalworks!

10.20am Emmerdale Omnibus 1.15pm The X Factor USA (x2) 4.10 I’m A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! 5.40 FILM: Twins (1988) 7.45 FILM: A Cinderella Story (2004) 9.45 The Xtra Factor 10.45 I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here Now! 11.50 Take Me Out: The Gossip 12.35am The X Factor

7.25am Murder, She Wrote: South By Southwest 9.20 The House Of Eliott (x2) 11.40 Pie In The Sky (x2) 1.55pm Lewis 3.55 Agatha Christie’s Sparkling Cyanide 5.55 Murder, She Wrote 7.00 Rosemary And Thyme 8.00 Foyle’s War 10.00 Bomb Girls 11.00 FILM: Vanity Fair (2004) 1.40am Film File 1.50 Drama Trails

12.25pm Suburgatory 12.55 Made In Chelsea 2.00 Rules Of Engagement (x2) 3.00 New Girl (x5) 5.30 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.30 The Big Bang Theory (x3) 8.00 Baggage 9.00 Derren Brown: The Assassin 10.05 FILM: Sorority Row (2009) 12.05am The Big Bang Theory 12.35 Tool Academy: Boyfriends Behaving Badly

3.30pm River Cottage Bites 3.40 Location, Location, Location (x3) 6.55 Searching For Shakespeare’s House: A Time Team Special 8.00 Tony Robinson’s Gods And Monsters 9.00 One Born: What Happened Next? 10.00 FILM: P.S. I Love You (2007) 12.35am My Phone Sex Secrets

11.00am The Cross Of Lorraine (1943) 1.00pm Doctor Dolittle (1998) 2.40 The Love Bug (1968) 4.50 Runaway Bride (1999) 7.10 Crocodile Dundee (1986) 9.00 Coming To America (1988) 11.20 The King Of Marvin Gardens (1972) 1.25am The Hole (2001) 3.20 Gee Gee 3.45 Close

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sunday 25 Homeland Channel 4, 9pm So slap bang in the middle of possibly one of the biggest terrorist threats to the United States Brody and Carrie are having difficulty working out what’s real, where their loyalties lie and who’s really playing who. If it’s not clear to them how are we supposed to know? And Dana turns to an unlikely place for help.

Peep Show Channel 4, 10pm Series eight is beginning! All hail, as the dysfunctional flatmates set the scene with Mark still waiting for Jeremy to leave after asking Dobby to move in with him. He wants her close by as she’s been spending an increasing amount of time with sickly Gerrard and Mark is becoming worried. Meanwhile, Jeremy starts therapy.

Misfits E4, 10pm This series of Misfits has been a bit... well, hit and miss. The beauty of this ASBO kids with superpowers series was always in the characters and human interest, with superpowers getting in the way more than anything else. This week Finn finally tracks down his real dad, only to find he’s close to death.

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6.00am Breakfast 7.35 Match Of The Day 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 Fern Britton Meets... 11.00 Sunday Politics 12.20pm Countryfile 1.15 Bargain Hunt 2.00 Escape To The Country 2.30 Nigel Slater’s Dish Of The Day 3.00 Formula 1: The Brazilian Grand Prix

6.15 BBC News 6.30 South East Today 6.40 Countryfile Matt Baker and Julia Bradbury explore Somerset’s countryside and coastline. 7.20 Strictly Come Dancing: The Results Tess Daly and Claudia Winkleman present another dramafilled results show. The judges’ scores and public votes have been combined, and the two couples with the lowest score dance off against each other before eight couples become seven. 8.00 Antiques Roadshow Fiona Bruce and the experts return to the National Maritime Museum in Falmouth. 9.00 The Secret Of Crickley Hall Drama. While her family are terrorized by a ghost with a cane, Eve desperately tries to discover the reason for the haunting that may lead her to find her missing son. She begs a psychic for help. Bad idea. 10.00 BBC News 10.15 South East Today 10.25 Match Of The Day 2 Colin Murray introduces highlights from the day’s four Premier League fixtures. 11.45 The Graham Norton Show Repeat of Friday’s show. 12.30am Weatherview 12.35 Sign Zone: Film 2012 1.05 The Choir: Sing While You Work 2.05 Holby City 3.05 Paul Martin’s Handmade Revolution 3.50 BBC News

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6.00am Zigby 6.10 Finley The Fire Engine 6.20 Little Robots 6.30 64 Zoo Lane 6.45 Rastamouse 7.00 Walk On The Wild Side 7.30 Deadly Art 7.45 Copycats 8.15 The Scooby-Doo Show 8.40 Wingin’ It 9.00 12 Again 9.30 Gastronuts 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11.30 The Great British Bake Off Masterclass 12.30pm FILM: Yellowstone Kelly (1959) 2.00 Rugby Union: England v South Africa Highlights 3.00 FILM: The Way We Were (1973) 4.55 Songs Of Praise 5.30 Indian Ocean With Simon Reeve 6.30 Fawlty Towers Classic sitcom. An unusual request in the restaurant sends Basil over the edge. 7.00 Best Of Top Gear Motoring show. Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May star in a compilation of their finest moments from the last year. 8.00 Return To Forgotten Britain At the turn of the millenium, Fergal Keane took a journey closer to home to see how some of Britain’s hard pressed communities were coping. Fergal retraces his steps to find out what happened to the inspiring families he met then. 9.00 Dragons’ Den Series in which budding entrepreneurs pitch business ideas to multimillionaires. Entrepreneurs include two Berkshire design graduates who think they have solved the multiple-pint juggle when carrying a round back from the bar. 10.00 Harry And Paul Ken and Bryan have an acrimonious split in the Dragons’ Den, and we meet the surgeons’ 19th-century ancestors. 10.30 Hebburn Sitcom. Repeat of Thursday’s episode. 11.00 The Rolling Stones: Charlie Is My Darling As part of the Rolling Stones’ 50th Anniversary, the first TV broadcast of this never before officially released film. 12.05am Never Mind The Buzzcocks 12.35 FILM: Awaydays (2009) 2.15 BBC News

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6.00 – 6.45am Children’s television 6.45 Canimals 6.55 Canimals 7.00 Matt Hatter Chronicles 7.25 Almost Naked Animals 7.35 Almost Naked Animals 7.50 Almost Naked Animals 8.00 Big Time Rush 8.30 Good Luck Charlie 9.00 Good Luck Charlie 9.25 ITV News 9.30 There’s No Taste Like Home 10.25 Dinner Date 11.25 Dickinson’s Real Deal 12.25pm ITV News & Weather 12.35 FILM: Carry On Camping (1969) 2.15 The X Factor 4.00 The Home Of Fabulous Cakes 5.00 The Nation’s Favourite Number 1 Single 6.30 Meridian News 6.45 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Surprise Surprise Holly Willoughby presents the last in the series. A mother meets the son she put up for adoption nearly 50 years ago, a fundraising fiance gets a helping hand, two child carers receive a sporting treat, and Olly Murs springs a surprise on a deserving fan. 8.00 The X Factor Results Another heart-breaking elimination. Following last night’s breath-taking performances, the finalists have had a nail-biting day waiting to find out who stays and who goes. 9.00 I’m A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! After nearly two weeks of jungle life another one must go, so which celebrity will be leaving the jungle and returning to a life of luxury? Presented by Ant and Dec. 10.30 ITV News; Weather 10.45 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories: Kelly Osbourne Multi-talented reality TV star Kelly Osbourne talks exclusively to Piers Morgan about her incredible life so far. She speaks openly about her battle with drugs, her public feuds and her recent split from her fiance. 11.45 Rugby Highlights: Aviva Premiership Martin Bayfield and Craig Doyle present action from the weekend’s Aviva Premiership games. 12.40am The Store 2.45 Motorsport UK 3.35 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 News

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6.00am BT And Channel 4 Present... Nathan 6.05 The Treacle People 6.15 The Hoobs 6.40 The Hoobs 7.05 Extreme Sailing 7.35 BT And Channel 4 Present... 7.40 Sailing: America’s Cup Discovered 8.05 Will And Grace 8.30 Frasier (x2) 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.00pm The Big Bang Theory 12.30 The Big Bang Theory 1.00 The Simpsons 1.30 Deal Or No Deal 2.35 Hugh’s 3 Good Things 3.05 Hugh’s 3 Good Things 3.40 Hugh’s 3 Good Things 4.10 Hugh’s 3 Good Things 4.40 Hugh’s 3 Good Things 5.10 FILM: Fred Claus (2007) 7.20 Channel 4 News 7.50 4thought.tv 7.55 The Political Slot 8.00 How Britain Worked Guy Martin celebrates the Industrial Revolution by bringing some of the 19th century’s most impressive engineering achievements back to life. At Birmingham Botanical Gardens, Guy gets to grips with the complex art of glass blowing. 9.00 Homeland See highlights. 10.00 Peep Show See highlights. 10.35 Kookyville Structured reality show. Annie Rose and her mum Suzanne give their unique and somewhat bizarre views on dwarf adoption, David Walliams, and their desire for a dog handbag. Meanwhile, Drew and Wicksey dream up get-richquick schemes in the pub and three East London girls discuss whether or not cows eat burgers. 11.10 FILM: Down With Love (2002) Starring Ewan McGregor, Renee Zellweger, Sarah Paulson, David Hyde Pierce, Tony Randall. New York City, 1962. Barbara Novak arrives in town from Maine for the launch of her first book Down With Love, a controversial study of sexual politics. Cue perky and sparky sexual sparring with macho news journo. 1.00am American Football Live 4.45 Grudge Match 4.55 Countdown 5.40 Make Do And Mend

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6.00 – 7.55am Children’s television 7.55 Little Princess 8.10 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.20 Angelina Ballerina 8.35 Rupert Bear 8.50 Mio Mao 9.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 Toby’s Travelling Circus 9.30 Roary The Racing Car 9.45 Jelly Jamm 10.00 Power Rangers: Super Samurai 10.35 Thundercats 11.05 The All New Gadget Show 12.05pm Rolf’s Animal Clinic 1.05 FILM: I’ll Be Home For Christmas (1998) 2.45 FILM: Noel (2004) 4.35 FILM: Mermaids (1990) 6.20 FILM: Superman (1978) Starring Christopher Reeve, Margot Kidder, Gene Hackman, Marlon Brando, Trevor Howard and Susannah York. Oscar-winning fantasy based on the classic comic strip, portraying the early years of the Man of Steel. After his birth on the planet Krypton, Superman grows up on Earth. He becomes a journalist, but must juggle his job with his secret identity as a powerful superhero and his battles with arch-nemesis Lex Luthor. 8.55 5 News Weekend 9.00 FILM: Dirty Harry (1971) Starring Clint Eastwood, Harry Guardino, Reni Santoni, John Larch. Tense thriller about a violent and uncompromising police officer’s pursuit of a psychopath who subjects the city of San Francisco to a killing spree. The officer’s unorthodox methods do not endear him to his superiors, but the Mayor reluctantly agrees that Harry seems to be the right cop for the job. A seminal 1970s law-and-order film. 11.10 Hatfields & McCoys Star-studded drama series about two feuding families in post civil-war America. 12.05am War Hero In My Family 1.05 SuperCasino 4.00 House Doctor 4.25 House Doctor 4.50 County Secrets 5.05 Hana’s Helpline 5.15 The Milkshake! Show 5.40 Thomas & Friends 5.50 Roary The Racing Car

Sky Sports 1 6.00am LIVE Test Cricket 8.00 Football First: Match Choice 9.30 Sunday Supplement 11.00 Goals On Sunday 1.00pm LIVE Ford Super Sunday 3.30 LIVE Ford Super Sunday 7.00 LIVE Spanish Football 8.00 LIVE Spanish Football 10.00 Football First: Match Choice 11.30 Football First: Match Choice 1.00am Test Cricket 3.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 3.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly 3.55 Live Test Cricket

Sky Sports 2 12.00pm Test Cricket 1.00 International Rugby Union 2.30 Test Cricket 3.30 Test Cricket 5.30 LIVE NFL 9.15 LIVE NFL 12.45am Sky Sports Classics 1.00 Spanish Football 2.30 European Tour Golf 4.30 Close

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Spanish Football 8.00 LIVE European Tour Golf 1.00pm Racemax 2.00 Seamaster Sailing 2.30 This Week In WWE 3.00 World Match Racing Tour 4.00 WWE: Experience 5.00 Watersports World 6.00 Seamaster Sailing 6.30 Test Cricket 7.30 LIVE Premier League Snooker 10.00 WWE: Late Night Afterburn 11.00 This Week In WWE 11.30 Seamaster Sailing 11.55 LIVE Test Cricket

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7.00pm Formula 1: The Brazilian Grand Prix Highlights 8.00 Gavin & Stacey 8.30 Snog Marry Avoid? 9.00 Sun, Sex And Suspicious Parents 10.00 Him & Her 10.30 American Dad! (x2) 11.15 Family Guy (x2) 12.00am Some Girls 12.30 Him & Her 1.00 Impractical Jokers 1.30 I Want To Change My Body

7.00pm The Golden Age Of Trams: A Streetcar Named Desire 8.00 Michael Wood: The Story Of India 9.00 Why Poverty?: Give Us The Money 10.00 FILM: Even The Rain (2010) 11.35 Michael Wood: The Story Of India 12.35am The Joy Of The Single 1.35 Ultimate Number 1s At The BBC 2.35 Love Me Do: The Beatles

2.15pm I’m A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! 3.15 FILM: Garfield (2004) 4.55 Take Me Out 6.05 Take Me Out: The Gossip 6.55 FILM: Batteries Not Included (1987) 9.00 Xtra Factor Results 10.00 Benidorm 10.30 I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here Now! 11.35 Cheryl Cole: Live In Concert 1.00am Winners & Losers

6.25am The History Of Mr Polly 8.10 Heartbeat (x2) 10.30 Foyle’s War 12.35pm The Darling Buds Of May (x2) 2.55 A Touch Of Frost 5.05 Agatha Christie’s Marple 7.00 Lewis 9.00 Midsomer Murders 11.00 Cracker 12.10am Cold Blood II 1.30 Maggie: The First Lady (x2) 3.10 ITV Nightscreen

1.20pm Listen 1.40 How I Met Your Mother 2.10 Suburgatory 2.35 Made In Chelsea 3.35 New Girl (x5) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x4) 8.00 FILM: X-Men: The Last Stand (2006) 10.00 Misfits. See highlights. 11.05 2 Broke Girls 11.35 The Big Bang Theory 12.00am Made In Chelsea 1.05 New Girl

10.50am Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals (x5) 1.30pm Four In A Bed (x5) 4.10 Come Dine With Me (x5) 6.55 Ottolenghi’s Mediterranean Feast 8.00 Spice Trip 9.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 10.00 Father Ted (x2) 11.10 Shameless USA 12.15am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am The Outrage (1964) 1.00pm Crocodile Dundee (1986) 3.10 Carry On Teacher (1962) 5.00 Miracle On 34th Street (1947) 6.55 Dear John (2010) 9.00 Don’t Say A Word (2001) 11.15 Prizzi’s Honor (1985) 1.50am The Rochdale Pioneers (2012) 3.05 The Pizza Miracle 3.35 Close

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monday 26 I’m A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! ITV1, 8.30pm An hour and a half of torturing celebrities who haven’t woken up properly, as well as recapping on their worst behaviour over the last 24 hours. All the while you can still vote for the person you’d most like to chuck out of the jungle. Who will Ant and Dec greet at the rope bridge?

The Dark Charisma Of Adolf Hitler BBC2, 9pm The final episode on this threepart series into the anomaly that was the hate-filled charisma of Adolf Hitler looks at how he tried to hang on to the German leadership once the war started to go against them. Incorporating testimonies, film archive and specially shot footage. Incredible.

Dying For Clear Skin BBC3, 9pm The backbone to this programme is the tragic tale of 24-year-old Jesse Jones who died, unbeknownst to his family, suffering from acute depression, attributed to a commonly prescribed acne drug. His father, Derek Jones, teams up with Gemma Cairney to lift the lid on how far people go for clear skin.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Heir Hunters 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Watchdog Daily 11.45 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Escape To The Country 3.00 BBC News 3.05 Deadly 60 3.35 Lockie Leonard 4.00 Prank Patrol Down Under 4.25 Leon 4.30 VIP PEOPLE 5.00 Newsround 5.15 Pointless

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show Matt Baker and Alex Jones present the stories that matter from across the country. 7.30 Inside Out Natalie Graham with three local news stories. 8.00 EastEnders Derek races to Joey and Lauren’s assistance after hearing about their accident from Alice. 8.30 How Safe Is Your Hospital? – Panorama On the day the latest data on hospital death rates is published, Panorama reveals poor patient care is putting thousands of people at risk of death or serious injury every year. 9.00 New Tricks Drama featuring an eccentric group of ex-police officers brought out of retirement to investigate unsolved crimes. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Have I Got A Bit More News For You Extended version of the popular news quiz. 11.20 FILM: The English Patient (1996) Starring Ralph Fiennes, Kristin Scott Thomas. Romantic epic. During the end of World War II an unidentified badly burned man tells his tragic story of a passionate affair with a married woman, and of a betrayal. 1.55am Weatherview 2.00 Sign Zone: Golden Oldies 3.00 You’ve Been Trumped 4.30 BBC News

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6.00 – 8.45am Children’s television 8.45 I Can Cook With You 9.00 ZingZillas 9.15 Baby Jake 9.25 Dipdap 9.30 Wibbly Pig 9.40 The Koala Brothers 9.50 Big And Small 10.05 Big Barn Farm 10.20 Charlie And Lola 10.30 3rd And Bird 10.40 Waybuloo 11.00 In The Night Garden 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Royal Upstairs Downstairs 1.30 To Buy Or Not To Buy 2.15 The Weakest Link 3.00 Real Rescues 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Breakaway 5.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing – It Takes Two Zoe Ball presents backstage gossip and behind-thescenes action from the weekend, and chats to the latest eliminated couple. 7.00 Antiques Road Trip Antiques guru David Barby and auctioneer Charles Hanson kick off their hunt for antiques in Lichfield, Staffordshire. 8.00 University Challenge Students representing the University of York do battle with New College, Oxford for a place in the quarter-finals. 8.30 MasterChef: The Professionals Double Michelin starred chef Michel Roux Jnr is joined by Gregg Wallace and Monica Galetti, as they continue their hunt for Britain’s next culinary superstar. 9.00 The Dark Charisma Of Adolf Hitler See highlights. 10.00 Never Mind The Buzzcocks Musical comedian Alex Horne joins Noel Fielding and Phill Jupitus as the guest host. On the panel are Louis Smith and Paloma Faith. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Dragons’ Den Repeat of yesterday’s show. 12.20am BBC News 4.00 Your Body Your Image 4.15 Dying For Clear Skin 4.25 Ask Lara: Spot Of Bother 4.35 Ask Lara: Bad Hair Day 4.50 Ask Lara: Growing Pains 5.00 Curious Cat 5.30 Little Stargazing

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6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Crime Stories 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Britain’s Best Bakery 5.00 The Chase

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale The rescue mission continues, but time is running out for Katie. 7.30 Coronation Street Kirsty pushes Tyrone to breaking point. Jason makes Stella an offer she cannot refuse. 8.00 Little England Documentary series following some of the thousands of Brits who have upped sticks and moved to the Dordogne region in the south west of France. This week, the French go bonkers for conkers. 8.30 I’m A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 The Agenda Tom Bradby, ITV News’s political editor, is joined by the big names from politics, news and entertainment to take a fresh look at the week ahead. From politics to popular culture, this is where you find out what’s on The Agenda. 11.05 FILM: Inland Empire (2006) Starring Laura Dern, Jeremy Irons, Justin Theroux. Surreal mystery thriller from cult director David Lynch. An actress preparing for her biggest ever role finds herself falling for her co-star. 2.20am Jackpot247 3.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 4.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 5.30 ITV Morning News

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6.05am BT And Channel 4 Present... 6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Freshly Squeezed 7.30 According To Jim 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss 11.00 Secret Removers 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 SuperScrimpers 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.35 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 2.40 Countdown 3.30 1001 Things You Should Know 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.30 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Martha becomes increasingly suspicious of Ally’s behaviour. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 Where Has Your Aid Money Gone? Channel 4 Dispatches Jonathan Miller travels to Rwanda to investigate what Britain’s overseas aid has paid for and ask what our government has achieved with the influence the aid supposedly buys. 8.30 Stephen Fry: Gadget Man Stephen looks at how gadgets can make shopping and cooking easier and more entertaining. 9.00 The Curious Case Of The Clark Brothers A look at brothers Matthew and Michael, who suffer from a rare neurological disorder called leukodystrophy which results in increasingly childlike behaviour. 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Jimmy Carr is joined by team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson for topical fun. 10.50 Full English Satirical animation. 11.20 Random Acts 11.25 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Alan Carr continues with the ninth series of his light-hearted chat show. 12.30am Secret State 1.25 The Good Wife 2.05 The Good Wife 2.50 FILM: Broken Lance (1954) 4.25 Supernanny US 5.05 BT And Channel 4 Present... 5.10 Deal Or No Deal

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6.00 – 7.10am Children’s television 7.10 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Roary The Racing Car 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 The Hotel Inspector 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Superior Interiors With Kelly Hoppen 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 CSI: Miami 3.15 FILM: Three Wise Women (2010) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Natalie and Brax head for Dead Man’s Tree in the desert. 6.30 5 News 7.00 Wild Things With Dominic Monaghan In an attempt to locate one of the most rare and endangered animals on the planet - the giant white Goliath beetle - Dom must infiltrate the black market insect trade in Cameroon. 8.00 The All New Gadget Show Entertainment show devoted to gadgets. 9.00 FILM: The Patriot (2000) Starring Mel Gibson, Tcheky Karyo, Heath Ledger, Joely Richardson, Rene Auberjonois, Jason Isaacs, Chris Cooper, Lisa Brenner, Tom Wilkinson, Beatrice Bush. American Revolution drama in which a widowed farmer forms a regiment of Carolina patriots, whose guerrilla tactics prove pivotal to the US war effort. He has a brave but brutal military past, yet decides not to join up when the British arrive in 1776. However, when his son enlists and is later captured by the enemy, the former soldier must abandon his newfound pacifist principles in order to rescue his oldest child. 12.15am World War II’s Luckiest Man: Revealed 1.05 SuperCasino 3.55 HouseBusters 4.20 House Doctor 4.45 Divine Designs 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 Wildlife SOS

Sky Sports 1 6.00am LIVE Test Cricket 12.00pm Test Cricket 1.00 Ford Football Special 2.30 Spanish Football 4.00 Test Cricket 5.00 Test Cricket 7.00 Netbusters 7.30 LIVE Irish Danske Bank Premiership Football 10.00 Barclays Premier League Review 11.00 Netbusters 11.30 SPL Round-Up 12.00am Soccer AM: The Best Bits 1.00 Irish Danske Bank Premiership Football 2.30 Barclays Premier League Review 3.30 Netbusters 3.55 Live Test Cricket

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 WWE: The Bottom Line 9.00 Ford Football Special 10.30 Spanish Football 12.00pm Scottish Premier League 12.30 Premier League Snooker 3.00 International Rugby Union 4.30 Ford Football Special 6.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 7.00 Test Cricket 8.00 Test Cricket 10.00 Road To Kona Ironman 10.30 Spruce Meadows 12.30am Test Cricket 2.30 Road To Kona Ironman 3.00 European Tour Golf 4.00 PGA Tour Classic

Sky Sports 3 6.00am LIVE Test Cricket 8.00 Thrillseekers 8.30 Seamaster Sailing 9.00 European Tour Golf 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Aerobics: Oz Style 12.00pm NFL 2.00 Thrillseekers 2.30 Seamaster Sailing 3.00 European Tour Golf 5.00 WWE: Raw 7.00 Thrillseekers 7.30 Road To Kona Ironman 8.00 NFL 10.00 WWE: Late Night Bottom Line 11.00 WWE: Late Night Afterburn 12.00am WWE NXT 1.00 WWE: Late Night Raw

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9.00am Glee 10.00 NCIS: LA (x4) 2.00pm Glee 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 Raising Hope 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Arrow 9.00 Flintoff: From Lord’s To The Ring 10.00 An Idiot Abroad 2 (x2) 12.00am Fringe 1.00 Road Wars 2.00 Border Invasion USA 2.55 Road Wars (x2)

7.00pm Snog Marry Avoid? (x2) 8.00 Junior Doctors: Your Life In Their Hands 9.00 Dying For Clear Skin. See highlights. 10.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.30am Dying For Clear Skin 1.30 Transsexual Teen, Beauty Queen

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys 8.00 Nature’s Microworlds 8.30 Only Connect 9.00 The Toilet: An Unspoken History 10.00 Why Poverty?: Stealing Africa 11.00 The Killing III 12.00am The British Army Of The Rhine 1.00 Nature’s Microworlds 1.30 Only Connect

3.40pm The Real Housewives Of New York City (x2) 5.30 I’m A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! 7.00 The X Factor Results 8.00 Xtra Factor Results 9.00 Benidorm 9.30 Benidorm 10.00 I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here Now! 11.00 FILM: Ocean’s Thirteen (2007) 1.25am Coronation Street

10.35am Monk 11.35 Kavanagh QC 1.15pm Heartbeat 2.15 The Royal 3.20 Murder, She Wrote 4.20 Barbara 4.55 Duty Free 5.25 Man About The House 6.00 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Rosemary And Thyme 9.00 Doc Martin 10.00 Scott & Bailey 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.05am Bomb Girls

3.00pm New Girl (x2) 4.00 Ugly Betty 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 New Girl 8.30 Suburgatory 9.00 The Big Bang Theory 9.30 2 Broke Girls 10.00 Made In Chelsea 11.05 Fresh Meat 12.00am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

1.00pm Time Team (x2) 3.10 Relocation, Relocation 4.15 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.20 Come Dine With Me 7.30 Hugh’s 3 Good Things 8.00 Grand Designs 9.00 Ottolenghi’s Mediterranean Feast 10.00 Big Fat Gypsy Weddings 11.05 The Sex Education Show: Am I Normal? 12.15am Come Dine With Me

11.00am The Quiet Man (1952) 1.35pm True Grit (1969) 4.10 Rooster Cogburn (1975) 6.20 Phantom Of The Opera (2004) 9.00 Max Payne (2008) 10.55 The Passenger (1975) 1.20am Brick Lane (2007) 3.35 Close

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