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A visual feast as artist and Latest TV reporter Julie Anne Gilburt checks out some of the 300 venues and open houses in Artwave 2010, the visual arts festival that has become such a spectacular success for Sussex. thelatest.co.uk

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L7 CONTENTS 04 NEWS & COMMENT 4 Social Diary The launches of Brighton Ballroom, the Dome’s autumn season and The Wine Shop & Tasting Room 5 City Speak Ruby spends a penny in Iceland, Tash has sore feet, and Will is seeing red at the swimming pool 6 News Worthing paedophile jailed, bus assault witness sought; plus Councillor Mary Mears on the Smash EDO protests 6 Latest Inbox Readers’ letters, emails and web comments 7 Bookings The Saturdays, KRS-One, Lenny Henry, Badly Drawn Boy 7 Competitions Win My Generation and Incognito tickets 7 Latest Brighton Download Chart And this week’s Number One is... Panos Christofi 8 Snap Shots Meet 2012 Olympics artist Jan Irvine 9 Celebcity Preston and Chantelle, Frank Lampard, and Nick Cave 10 Bare Cheek & Astral Angi What’s not on at your local cinema; plus your stars

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Artwave 2010 is now recognised as a crucial part of the Sussex cultural calendar and this week’s Brighton Lights takes in many of the venues and artists that have made it such a success. We should be called The South Coast Show! Latest TV's Julie Anne Gilburt starts in the High Street at the intriguingly named T.A.T.E. Lewes at The Brewers Arms, before visiting many other Artwave venues and open houses in Lewes, Ripe, Newhaven, Seaford and Bishopstone. And don’t forget to vote for your favourite open house in our Artwave competition.

Bill Smith, Brighton Lights

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11 L7 INTERVIEW As it returns to Chichester Festival Theatre, 29-year-old playwright Lucy Prebble and director du jour Rupert Goold chat about creating the multi award-winning Enron

13 LIFESTYLE 13 Cover feature Pup Aid 2010 – the Brighton music festival-cum-dog show that’s got tongues (and tails) wagging 14 Andrew Kay’s Food & Drink Local farmers tells us what they love about their job as we catch up with the Sussex Food & Drink Awards 16 Hotlist Where to drink and dine this week 17 Health & beauty Shine Hair & Beauty finds you the right hairstyle 18 Yoga Groove Festival Seaford hosts the first festival combining yoga with food, music and performance 19 Rise UK Sign up for the Rise 8K Undercliff Run

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20 WHAT’S ON 20 Stage David Edgar on why Ibsen anticipated the Victorian gothic of Bram Stoker in The Master Builder 21 Film What’s screening at your local cinema this week 22 Club Back To The Future at the Pav Tav 23 Music Laura Marling headlines Foxtrot at Stanmer House, a collaboration between Wilkommen Collective 24 Events Explore the city’s hidden spaces from the police cells to a Grade II vault in Brighton & Hove Open Door 2010 24 Art Late summer enchantment in Between Seasons at Art At Five, plus Bridget Riley’s vibrant ‘60s forms 26 Comedy & Gay Roy ‘Chubby’ Brown: the 62nd greatest stand-up of all time (according to Channel 4) comes to Worthing 27 Reviews Beirut, The Jolly Boys, The Chords, Club Smooch 29 TV Your seven-day guide to what’s on the box

Ever wondered what Liam Gallagher thinks of dogs? Well, he loves them, obviously – who wouldn’t? But you might not guess that the Madchester gnarly man is particularly fond of miniature daschunds, and that his own miniature daschund, Roxy, just won ‘best in show’ at an event in Hampstead. Liam is so concerned about the plight of puppy farm pooches that he’s signed a guitar, which is going to be auctioned off as part of Pup Aid 2010 at Stanmer House this month. This fundraising event will include such attractions as a dog-themed karaoke contest, Due South serving canine-friendly food, and Gavin & Stacey’s Joanna Page judging a selection of classes, including which dog can stand on its hind legs the longest. No, you’re not tripping on Chum, you just live in Brighton. Events don’t come much more surreal than those that led, in 2001, to the biggest bankruptcy scandal of the 21st century. The market is not a religion, and believing yourself to be worth billions of dollars doesn’t make it so. Economics is not magic, and financial sleight of hand won’t befuddle the world forever. These were the lessons learnt by Enron, whose downfall is dramatised by Lucy Prebble in her multi-award winning play. She and Rupert Goold discuss its creation in this week’s L7 Interview. We also chat to David Edgar, who tells us why Ibsen’s The Master Builder has more to offer Twilight fans than you’d think. Talking of gothic, this week’s Open Door 2010 will allow us to snoop round the city’s more unusual buildings. For spine-tingling atmosphere, we recommend seeing Rohan Kriwaczek play funerary violin in a Grade II Listed vault.

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Open Door 2010 Thursday 9 – Sunday 12 Various spots around Brighton and Hove

Ever wondered what it’s like inside Tunnel Cottage, the turreted building that straddles the railway track at Pyecombe Hill like something out of a fairytale? Find out as unusual Sussex buildings throw open their doors to the public for four days only.

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SOCIAL DIARY

Latest diary Around town with: the openings of Brighton Ballroom and The Wine Shop & Tasting Room, and the launch of Brighton Dome’s autumn season

Manon and David Courtney (Brighton Music Awards)

Corker of a night New independant shop The Wine Shop & Tasting Room launched on 2 September with an in-store party at 9 Jubilee Street. Guests enjoyed a selection of matched wines and canapes to showcase the produce on offer in the shop, including an awardwinning (SEVA Gold Medal) local champagne from the Bluebell Vineyard Estates, East Sussex. For an hour or two on weekday evenings, they will also be offering a selection of complimentary crostini with any wine purchase: a nod to the Italian tradition of ‘aperitivo’. For more info visit www.tengreenbottles.com  Photos: Patrick Kneath

Laura Nixon (Marilyn Monroe)

Loud and Proud Alex Proud, owner of London’s successful Proud venues, threw a party at the Brighton Ballroom on September 1 to celebrate a new phase in the life of this stunning venue, last known as the Hanbury Club. Marilyn Monroe (aka Laura Nixon) led the entertainment, while guests enjoyed a free bar and great food. For more information about the programme, which will include club nights, live music and cabaret, visit www.brightonballroom.com Photos: Diana Frangi

Stephanie St James (RSVPR), Anna Carey (Anna Carey Events)

Simon Broad and Sam Devaney, owners of The Wine Shop & Tasting Room

Jeremy Cook (Sales/Marketing Director-Bluebell Vineyard Estates), Claire Whitehead

Victoria Gibbins and Alex Proud

Street Funk

Break into autumn The Brighton Dome’s autumn season launched with a display of body popping from Streetfunk and an upbeat message from Chief Executive Andrew Comben as he introduced the biggest programme to date. There will be two mini festivals – one a focus on Shakespeare with international and local theatre groups, the other a threeday celebration of women’s literature titled Storyville. Choreographer Jasmin Vardimon was also on hand to talk movingly about her new piece 7734, which has its world premiere on 23 September. Visit www.brightondome.org for full details of the programme. Photos: Patrick Kneath

Jasmin Vardimon (Director/ Choregrapher, 7734)

Sarah-Jane Roberts (Storyville Curator), Felicity Field (Director of Artistic Planning, Brighton Dome), Matthew Cook (Programmer, Brighton Dome)

Marilena Reina (Marketing Manager, Brighton Dome), Andrew Comben (Chief Exec. Brighton Dome)


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CITY SPEAK 05

Teen Spirit

Life begins at 70 Ruby Grimshaw on the challenge of a lifetime

Tasha Dhanraj walks a (Royal) mile in old shoes

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should like to assure any sponsors Dismounting became a pleasant roll. of my Icelandic Trek that it was Rolling on was more difficult, as was definitely a Challenge Ride, not a spending a pee behind the nearest holiday. Six days of riding, most at lunar rock. There were so many sitting trot, was completely layers to pull down. Forgetting to pull exhausting. Even the ‘tolt’, the one up could be very painful later on. Icelandic horse’s smooth pace, can There were moments of misery, be like sitting on a pneumatic drill if such as trying to drag a muddy continued for over half an hour. saddle onto a wet horse in the face The landscape was ever-changing of pelting rain and a gale that made but always amazing – even the animals from majestic, sideways. Or, “It was difficult stagger threatening hills and when crossing a river glaciers to whitesurged over spending a pee which specked lakes and the tops of my boots, rolling green pastures. behind the feeling the cold water The twisted brown hit my feet. Once we rocks of the lava fields nearest lunar had to lead our made us feel we were down narrow, rock. There were horses trotting over the boulder strewn paths surface of the moon. where it was nearly so many layers We numbered impossible to keep about twenty riders upright. Two or three to pull down” and drove a herd of people did stumble over 70 horses ahead over and there were a of us. It was exhilarating to see them couple of loose horses for a few plunging ahead, silhouetted against worrying minutes. the sky line, manes and tails The Icelandic horses may look like streaming in the wind. It was like larger versions of Thelwell ponies but being part of a spaghetti Western. there the resemblance ends. They are We changed horses half way extremely strong, fearless and surethrough the day and it was footed. Best of all they are great fun. impressive to see how, miles from I would certainly do this trek again anywhere, the wranglers corralled but not immediately. I would need a the herd with a piece of twine, put few weeks for my aching back and the ridden horses back into the sore knees to settle down. Strangely melee of circling horses, and pulled enough, the only bit of me unscathed another 20 out. is my bottom. The Trek has raised I was glad I had brought all my over £44,000 for the Brooke Hospital fleeces and long johns. When I topped for Animals. That’s got to be worth a it all with rubber riding trousers and a painful hip. I am now taking to my sou’wester I felt like Michelin man. bed for the rest of the week.

’m still in Edinburgh. It’s been case your shoe falls off and a 17 days since I first arrived and pretty male has to hand you your already it feels like 17 years... shoe back with an utter grimace at which would be my entire life. I your chirpy bargain – there by can’t remember a point in time completely destroying your when I wasn’t here. All my Cinderella fantasy. childhood memories have now I really wish I could complain been transported to the Royal Mile. about the weather, just to really up I’m beginning to think that haggis the Scottish stereotypes, but it has always been part of my day-towould appear that summer has day diet. The one finally reached thing that makes the north. I’ve me sure that I only been “Within three haven’t completely caught out in days of arriving turned into a Scot torrential rain is that I still don’t once, and even in Edinburgh I understand any of then I didn’t the taxi drivers. mind because I had ruined my Edinburgh has had the trusty really started to coat I’d stolen shoes and had to grate with me. More from my sister buy a new pair” and more I have gave me a few begun to miss weeks ago. The Brighton; my real rest of the time hometown. Brighton is such an I’ve been flitting about in dresses easier place to be in. Even though and tights and dancing through all Ditchling Road is a painful stretch the eager drama students giving of pavement to walk up, it utterly out flyers. pales in comparison to the mighty The main thing driving me beasts of earth that the Scottish insane is the canon at Edinburgh people call hills. castle. Every evening it goes off for Within three days of arriving I some pathetic tourist attraction had ruined my shoes and had to and every evening I think the city buy a new pair. I went to a charity is either under siege or that shop, picked out a nice pair for thunder clouds are overhead. Either £4.50 and off I went. I learnt two way, it’s horrifying. things – one being that no matter I’ve only got 11 days until I come what shoes you wear, the home now. That’s still a really long Edinburgh hills will destroy your time. I’m sure feeling sick of it is legs. Two – if you buy shoes for just a metaphorical hill I need to £4.50 from a charity shop, don’t climb over, but as I’m in Edinburgh leave the price sticker on just in the hill could be pretty huge.

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who ought by rights to be in the fast lane but don’t like the idea of something big and wet coming up behind them (not without a cocktail Will Harris on life in the middle lane first anyway). The upshot of this is that all have been asked to pose topless in a magazine (not this one, don’t worry). Of middle-laners hate each other. We course I said yes instantly. After all, I only have a handful of summers left hate Mrs Gonzales (Speedy’s wife, before the sight of my naked flesh straddling a double page spread will have doncha know), who calmly backreaders clawing at their faces while screaming, “MY EYES! MY EYES!” strokes her cerise one-piece up and But if it’s all downhill from here, I think, the least I can do is get my body to a down the pool, oblivious to the decent level from which to begin my descent. So, for the last few weeks I have queue of disgruntled swimmingbeen visiting my local pool three times a week, where caps bobbing behind her. We hate the I spend hours thrashing my way through the water Black Baron, who wears jet black speedos, with the flair and finesse of a school of piranhas goggles and nose-clip, and who delights in plowing “My aquatic arch-enemy is fighting over a turkey drummer. True, it’s a great way into the rest of us at every opportunity. concurrent winner of the to exercise – and, dare I say it, the communal And then there is Moriarty, my aquatic archchanging is not without its perks – but for all those enemy and concurrent winner of the Slowest BreastSlowest Breast-Stroke in the who assume swimming is a relaxing pastime, you Stroke in the World Award 1935-2010. Every time I’m clearly haven’t experienced lane-swimming. stuck behind her, I have to over-take (which usually World Award 1935-2010” Early mornings and lunchtimes, the pool is neatly takes me right into the path of the Black Baron and sliced into three lanes according to speed. In the leftinjury). Old Moriarty then purposely treads water at hand lane, large mammalian bodies float past like lycra-clad logs meandering the far end of the pool and, just as I’m about to complete my lap, innocently down the bayou, breast-strokes and back-strokes wallowing in harmony. In the launches herself in front of me again. The other day I got so annoyed at these right-hand lane, the swimmers cut through the water like goggled missiles, frontsly antics, I thought the fabled red mist had descended. I’m serious. I was all for crawling and butterflying in ordered procession. Squeezed between these two going berserk in the shallow end until I realised it was just the inside of my distinct cultures is the middle lane. Or, as I like to call it, bedlam. goggles fogging up. The culture here, where I choose to swim, is a melting pot of strokes and follow me on twitter latestwill styles, from slow-laners with ideas above their station to those like myself,


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Worthing man’s paedophile network, police seek bus assault witness, and toast for ancient trees

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ommunities secretary Eric Pickles has called on councils to reduce the number of signs and other ‘street clutter’ and is urging them to wage war on ‘bossy bollards’. Latest 7 readers are asking Brighton and Hove city council to start with the £50,000 silver-black boxes installed in Lewes and London roads recently to count the number of cyclists passing by. Several people emailed expressing opinions similar to that of Gordon Taylor: “These ugly monoliths are a waste of money and clutter the pavements – stick them on eBay and see what we can get for them for scrap.” What do you think? Email: comment@thelatest.co.uk There was something very British about Patcham residents toasting farewell to two ancient but diseased elms in Old London Road before they were felled. Patcham Silver Band, the 44th Scouts, Rev Lisa Jackson and Councillor Geoffrey Theobald led the proceedings and there are already plans for a similar

ceremony to bless replacement trees when they arrive. Tree stumps are all that’s left on the site and if someone would care to count the rings they might verify claims the trees were 300 years old. English so-called nationalists demonstrated in the city against so-called militants involved in the protests against the EDO factory in Moulsecoomb, which makes parts for military aircraft.

Police, meanwhile, released CCTV images of a man they believe may have witnessed a woman being sexually assaulted on a Brighton bus. Detective Constable O’Connor said: “This is a serious and distressing crime. I’m keen to speak to a man who may not have realised any crime was being committed, but may still hold information pertinent to this investigation. The witness is believed to have got on the bus at the Old Steine and spoken to the suspect, who initially sat next to him.” The 24-year-old victim from Brighton was assaulted as she travelled on the Night 25 bus towards Falmer from Churchill Square. The “them and us” gulf between motorists and the city council grew a little wider when Aida Janda was given a ticket 15 minutes after

Brighton and Hove City Council leader Mary Mears on the Smash EDO protests

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Palestinians in Gaza. Smash EDO alleges that the factory makes a particular component of the F-16 aircraft which are used by the Israeli air force – a claim denied by EDO themselves. To add to the controversy, the judge who presided over the case is being investigated by the Office of Judicial Complaints for allegedly making anti-semitic remarks in his summing up which could have swayed the jury in their verdict. Whatever the rights and wrongs of the Palestinian situation I believe that this judgment opens up a real Pandora ’s Box in terms of the law and how it is upheld in this country. Do Sussex Police now have to make an operational judgment as to whether any criminal damage caused at October’s march is morally justifiable before deciding whether or not to make arrests? And then what about the local angle? Policing these protests has cost local taxpayers something in the region of £1million since the campaign began and the disruption that they bring to the city has a massive impact on residents and local traders alike.

latest inbox comment@thelatest.co.uk Hi Latest! We think Andrea Fox should come and join the Brighton Rockers Roller Derby girls to see if Roller Derby is the sport for her. It’s one of the fastest growing women’s sports in the UK and Brighton Rockers are one of the newest Leagues. It’s an amazingly addictive game and everyone that comes to have a go ends up staying. The best way to describe it is like rugby on roller skates. The Rockers would love to show Andrea how much fun you can have on a pair of skates, and we’ll promise to send her home with a bruise she can be proud of! Sophie Eliades, Brighton Rockers Roller Derby, via email Dear Latest 7, there are just four weeks to go until the registration deadline for this year’s Marie Curie Cancer Care Daffodil Schools Challenge and Mini Pots of Care fundraising activities. Daffodil Schools Challenge tasks pupils aged 11 to 16 with creating a visual display based on the charity’s daffodil emblem, either at their school or elsewhere in the community. For Mini Pots of Care, children aged 3-11 receive a free pot and a daffodil bulb to plant in the autumn term and care for over the winter months. In spring, the children paint their pots before taking them to someone they care about in return for a donation. The funds raised will help Marie Curie Nurses care for terminally ill people in their own homes at the end of their lives. Registration for both activities closes on 30 September. Please visit www.mariecurie.org.uk/ schoolsandyouth or call 08700 340 040. Ben Feely, Community Fundraiser Marie Curie Cancer Care You can also write to: Letters, Latest Homes Ltd, Unit 1, Level 5 North, New England House, New England Street, Brighton BN1 4GH

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We should also remember that significant numbers of local people are employed at the EDO factory – what will happen to them if the protesters are successful in getting it closed down? I am all for the right to peaceful protest and freedom of speech but this must be done within the law – the minute people break those laws, in my view they forfeit that right to protest. Effectively giving the green light for people to cause criminal damage whenever they believe it is ‘morally justified’ sets a very dangerous precedent.

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was saddened to read last week of the news that Smash EDO are planning another mass demonstration in the city in October with the express intention of closing down the EDO factory in Moulsecoomb through violent means. For those of you who have not been following this case, back in July eight self-styled ‘decomissioners’ who broke into and caused £200,000 worth of criminal damage to the EDO factory were acquitted of any wrongdoing because they were adjudged to have acted with ‘lawful excuse’ to prevent further alleged war crimes being committed by Israel against

parking restrictions came into effect. She protested by paying the £35 fine in pennies, adding to the council’s £16 million income from fines and charges. No-one is immune from the wardens – one slapped a ticket on a police car parked during a drugs raid. In other news, two men were charged in Brighton with attempted murder after a man was shot through his front door in Crawley, and five men were arrested after police responded to a call from a jeweller who had become suspicious of a car he had spotted following him down the motorway system to Sussex from Birmingham. Police found weapons in the suspects’ car. A Worthing man who co-ordinated an international network of paedophiles by using the social networking site Facebook to share child sexual abuse images was jailed for four years. Ian Green, 45, pleaded guilty after police smashed his network which stretched to Australia, Canada and the USA. There was a night of cricket and rugby at Sussex cricket club – dinner and speeches ahead of the Sussex v Glamorgan game – with the famous rugby player Phil Bennett speaking, and Kerry Katona picked up her kids at Gatwick amid rumours she is dating a cage fighter from Brighton Lastly, autumn arrived early with chilly weather but there was bright news on the horizon – support is growing for the city council’s plan to open a temporary ice-rink in the Royal Pavilion gardens between November and January. Get your skates on!


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BOOKINGS | COMPETITION | CHART 07

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SANPAPIE THEATRE DANCE: BOH

The Hawth, 17 November, £13/11, www.hawth.co.uk, 01293 553636 Witty and touching consideration of the multiple roles modern women play in their everyday lives.

On sale this week…

LENNY HENRY

The Hawth, 10 February 2010, £23.50, www.hawth.co.uk, 01293 553636 Lenny returns to stand-up with Cradle To Rave, his new one man show all about music.

THE SATURDAYS

Brighton Centre, 15 February 2010, www.brightoncentre.co.uk, 0844 847 1515 Girls Aloud’s kid sister raids her wardrobe, make-up bag and CD rack and sneaks out on tour in support of new album Headlines!

KRS-ONE

THE BRTISH PINK FLOYD

Concorde 2, 22 October, £12.50, 01273 673311, www.concorde2.co.uk For many, this legendary American MC and producer is the true guardian of hip-hop. He’s certainly the author of the recent Gospel Of Hip Hop, a 600-page masterwork on the topic, and returned to MC-ing in May with the explosive Back To The LAB EP (that’s Lyrical Ass Beating, natch).

JOHN SMITH

22 November, Hawth Studio, £13/11, www.hawth.co.uk, 01293 553636 Devon songwriter who’s supported John Renbourn, David Gray and Martin Carthy, and is softly making a big impact on the folk scene.

Brighton Centre, 25 April 2011, £27.50, www.brightoncentre.co.uk, 0844 847 1515 The biggest stage production (and, at two and a half hours, the longest set) you have any right to expect from a tribute act.

SKURFEST

Coombes Farm, Lancing, 17-19 September, £25 (for two nights camping), www.skurvfest.co.uk Brighton’s finest ‘drunk, punk and roll band’, Skurvi, host their own punk festival, with half the profits going to The Chestnut Tree House.

BADLY DRAWN BOY

Duke Of York’s Picturehouse, 26 October, £17.50, www.picturehouses.co.uk Former Mercury-winner Damon Gough celebrates turning 40 with his seventh album, It’s What I’m Thinking Part One: Photographing Snowflakes. Can you still get away with a beanie when you’re 40?

The Saturdays

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Brighton Download Chart TOP 10 8 Latest 1 Panos Christofi – Sunshine 2 Bigredcap, Legs MC, Mr Resonate & N. Laine – Hip-Hop Genetics 3 Osaro & RJ – Shut Up And Dance 4 Tenek – No Time For Fighting 5 The Fadadoo Project – Lost In A Crowd 6 The Fadadoo Project – Never Have 7 Vortex Generator – Regenerate 8 Chaos Borne – I Will 9 Tenek – Submission 10 The Last Cry – Rebekka It’s been a while since he was last at the top of the charts, but this week, pop singer-songwriter Panos Christofi makes a return to the number one spot with his Balearic-sounding house blast, ‘Sunshine’. Taking second place we have the motley rap crew that is Bigredcap, Legs MC, Mr Resonate and N Laine explaining their ‘Hip-Hop Genetics’, as camp house duo Osaro and RJ’s ‘Shut Up And Dance’ takes number three. Meanwhile, dark cyber-pop team Tenek’s Jab Edit of ‘No Time For Fighting’ falls to four as rappers The Fadadoo Project’s new entry takes five.

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COMPETITIONS MY GENERATION: TOUCHED BY THE HAND OF MOD TICKETS Eddie

Where better to launch a brand Piller spanking Mod night than in Brighton? The My Generation team bring you a night of Modtastic music from the likes of Steve Cradock Band (Ocean Colour Scene), Mani (Stone Roses/Primal Scream), Si Cheeber and Eddie Piller. We have two pairs of tickets to win to the event at Concorde 2, on 25 September (www.concorde2.co.uk, tickets: £20 adv, £25 on the night). Scooter-licious baby. Q Which ‘Paul’ is known as The Modfather?

TICKETS FOR RUGBY COMEDY UP ’N’ UNDER

Starring Abi Titmuss and James Crossley (Gladiators’ ‘Hunter’), Up ’N’ Under is the comedy tale of a gym instructor who tries to kick an unruly bunch of amateur Rugby League misfits into touch in eight weeks. Why? To rescue someone’s life savings. Win a pair of tickets to the show on 20 September, at

14 Clockworks Devonshire Park, Eastbourne. Go on, tackle this question... Q Abi Titmuss won critical acclaim for her performance in which Shakespearian play?

INCOGNITO LIVE, PLUS AFTER SHOW PARTY

Our homegrown Incognito have released 13 albums over their 30-year career. The founding members of the English acid jazz group play the Concorde 2, Brighton on 18 September. Win a pair of tickets to the gig, plus entry to the exclusive after show party. Funk soul brothers indeed. Q What is the name of Incognito’s new album?

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08 SNAP SHOTS

Snap Shots Photographer Diana Frangi captures the faces and places that define our city. This week: 2012 Olympics artist Jan Irvine

My fast drawing skills initially developed from doing rough sketches. The fashion shows I covered led me to specialise in working very fast from live. My most exciting experience this year was working at Hard Rock Calling 2010, drawing the people on stage who have been part of my life – Paul McCartney, Stevie Wonder, Jamiroquai and James Morrison

Artist and illustrator Jan Irvine preparing her drawing of gold medalist David Weir for an exhibition in honour of the Para Olympian star. Well known for her rare talent to speeddraw the moving body, this year Jan has been selected by Lloyds TSB as one of the official artists for the 2012 Olympics. She was also chosen by The Hard Rock Café organization to capture live performances by some of the world’s biggest musicians at this year’s music concert in Hyde Park. Jan lives in Brighton and exhibits all over the country. See her work at www.janirvine.com

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Celebcity with Jo Brooks Preston & Chantelle TV reunion, Frank Lampard sizes up Sussex and Scouting For Girls bike to Brighton

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Magic FM DJ and ex-Pop Idol judge Dr Fox has moved to the West Sussex village of East Preston. He was spotted having lunch in the seaside village near to his beachside seaside home. Neil is not the only person who has his sights set on East Preston, as Chelsea footballer Frank Lampard has also been rumoured to be checking out the Frank property pages of the Worthing Herald – as the exclusive Lampard Kingston Gorse estate has several houses on the market. You never know, we might even see Frank enjoying a walk on Worthing Pier with his girlfriend Christine Bleakley. Football commentator Des Lynham also lives in the area, so Frank won’t be short of friendly neighbours.

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Actress Laila Morse, better know as Big Mo in EastEnders, boarding the 10am Air Lingus flight from Gatwick to Malaga.

Indie pop band Scouting For Girls say they’re aching all over after cycling 60 miles from London to Brighton on second hand Chopper bikes. It was all in aid of Wellchild, with Roy Stride, Greg Churchouse and Pete Ellard leaving London’s Wandsworth Park at 10am on Sunday 29 August, and arriving in Brighton at 4pm on Monday 30 August. They then played an intimate acoustic show at Komedia. “No one has ever attempted riding Choppers from London to Brighton before, so we are over the moon!” said singer Roy Stride. “We ache all over, but it was worth every minute as we have raised over £20,000 for Wellchild. We are now going to auction the lucky Choppers off for Wellchild so get bidding on Ebay. We’re now off to bed for a week to recover!”

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hannel 4 pulled out all the stops last week, cramming the final Big Brother with ex-housemates including Brighton boy Samuel Preston. But with a sting in the tale – on a scale only Big Brother provides – he was faced on his entry to the house by ex-wife and former housemate, Chantelle Houghton. Since then, all hell has broken loose in the press about whether they are going to get back together. Following her divorce from Preston and leaving their Brighton home, Chantelle has dated various footballers including Portsmouth striker Jermain Defoe (who she split with in March this year). But on entering the house, it was visibly clear that Chantelle was physically shaken by coming face to face with her ex. Chantelle has also spoken of her hopes of the couple being reunited to fellow housemates Brian Dowling and Ulrika Jonsson. “Maybe you should try and find out where you stand with him before you put yourself out there,” Brian cautioned. “Don’t hope for anything. Hold back a little,” Ulrika added. But their comments upset the Essex girl as she burst into tears and declared she knew there was no chance of getting back to together with Preston, 28. “It wouldn’t happen. It’s been three years. That’s such a long time. I don’t know. I think Preston loves me but he’s not in love with me,” Chantelle sobbed. “It’s almost like we met in Big Brother and we’ll finish in Big Brother.”

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Bare cheek Brian Mitchell & Joseph Nixon’s thoroughly scurrilous Brighton column

WHAT WAS THAT? musical), but whenever I describe it to anyone they look blankly at me and fall silent. Please, please, please can you help? Yours desperately, Alice Wetherby, Hangleton Dear Alice, always happy to oblige. The film you describe is, of course, National Lampoon's European Vacation. Please keep those letters coming in! Mike X

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Live action movie adaptation of a strip cartoon only known in North America (U) 10.00, 12.00, 2.00, 4.00, 6.00 M Night Shyamalan continues his shocking, desperate, distressing donward spiral (12A) 10.00, 12.00, 2.00, 4.00, 6.00, 8.00, 10.00 Blitheringly preposterous street dance caper in which urban teenagers must boogie in order to save an orphanage from closing down or something (15) 10.00, 12.00, 2.00, 4.00, 6.00, 8.00, 10.00 Extended reissue of a recent film that was too long anyway (15) 12.00, 2.00, 4.00, 6.00 Another Jennifer Aniston romcom. Why? Honestly, why? (12A) 10.00, 12.00, 2.00, 4.00, 6.00, 8.00, 10.00

DUKE OF LANCASTER’S

Can’t remember the name of an obscure film, book, TV Show, or whatever? Ask Mike Hunter, the man with all the answers.

Japanese horror flick that’ll have you vomitting out of your eyes (18) 2.00, 4.00, 6.00 Lottery-funded British effort you’d genuinely rather die than see again (15) 2.00, 4.00, 6.00

SPECIAL ‘PUNCHLINES TO ‘80S OFF-COLOUR JOKES’ EDITION In • Patrick Fitzwilliam and William Fitzpatrick • A frog in a blender • Ethiopian murder • Throw your washing in • You only get four fingers in a Kit Kat Out • Ben Dover and Phil McCrack • A nun with a spear through her head • Ethiopian mass murder • Not as surprised as the Invisible Man was • A start

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Dear Mike, as I child I saw a film on television that made an impression on me that has lasted to this day, but for the life of me I cannot remember its title. A seminal British movie – a remarkable example both of the British ‘New Wave’ and the socalled Kitchen Sink movement – it was directed by the then youthful Bryan Forbes to a screenplay by Keith Waterhouse and Willis Hall, adapted from a novel by Mary Hayley Bell (wife to the actor John Mills and mother to the child actor Hayley Mills, who happens to star in the film) and with a sublime score by the late, lamented Sir Malcolm Arnold. The plot, so far as I recall, concerns three children growing up on a remote Yorkshire farm who discover hiding out in their barn an escaped convict (the charismatic Alan Bates), whom they, in their naïveté, mistake for Jesus Christ. This is a much-loved film (in the ’90s it was even transformed unsympathetically by Andrew Lloyd-Webber into a West-End

WHAT’S NOT ON: Films

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Standard indie fare in which a disillusioned thirtysomething bloke moves back to his hometown and... yawn, where was I? Oh yes, moves back to his hometown and meets this kooky waitress played by Zoey wotserface and... no sorry I’m losing the will to live (15) 2.00, 4.00, 6.00 Lars Von Trier films the first revolting thing to randomly come into his head (again) (18) 2.00, 4.00, 6.00

The Adventures Of Pluto Nash (12A) being shown by mistake, presumably. 2.00, 4.00, 6.00

Astral Angi

Astral says yes to self defence

HARIES {Mar 21–Apr 20}

HCANCER {June 22–July 22}

HLIBRA {Sep 23–Oct 22}

HCAPRICORN {Dec 21–Jan 19}

HTAURUS {Apr 21–May 21}

HLEO {July 23–Aug 22}

HSCORPIO {Oct 23–Nov 21}

HAQUARIUS {Jan 20–Feb 19}

HGEMINI {May 22–June 21}

HVIRGO {Aug 23–Sep 22}

HSAGITTARIUS {Nov 22–Dec 20}

HPISCES {Feb 20–Mar 20}

Your best defence will be Glima, an Icelandic form of folk wresting. Now surely that’s hard with one hand cupped to your ear? Even so, it comes highly recommended. For Taureans: Jujutsu, which strangely means the art of softness. Well, it certainly doesn’t look soft but my auntie Veronica swears by it but does not approve of the use of weapons. Geminis should embrace the Russian Sambo, or in full Samozashchita Bez Oruzhiya, which means self-defence without weapons. Maybe you should tackle spelling it first.

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Cancerian’s competitive nature will be well served by Judo. Not one of the ancient arts but certainly one of the most popular, which means there will be plenty of people to fight with. Leo could do well in Aikido where the fighter tries to blend with their opponents movements. The aim is to defend yourself and also protect your attacker. Now how does that work? Virgo, get ready for Hapkido! A martial art from Korea that embraces primitive forms of attack including ropes, sticks etc. All perfect for defending that honour.

Libras like Judo. Judo is fun if you like throwing people around, and being thrown about too. I never took to it myself as I found it very hard to maintain my perfect coiffeur. Scorpios will warm to the Filipino art of Escrima that emphasises weaponbased fighting with sticks, blades and improvised weapons. Ooooh, now that sounds really nasty – just your thing. Sagis might like to dream of archery and Kyudo but the truth is you’re a bare-knuckle brawler at heart. Be true to that heart and try to submerge any wild desires to put ‘em up.

Capricorns all must embrace Gatka, an Indian martial art created by the Sikhs of the Punjab. Once again sticks are involved. I’m not happy about all this sticky business. The Aquarian martial art of choice is Origami. Shush, quiet at the back, I know it’s paper folding but have you seen Aquarians fight? No, best let them make cranes and froggies. Pisceans must also avoid fighting and take up fishing. If that fails then get yourself down to Bardsley’s and ask Roy if you can play with his rod and cod piece.


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FUNNY BUSINESS Andrew Kay talks to playwright Lucy Prebble and director Rupert Goold about their smash hit Enron

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“I’m very interested in things that I don’t understand” Lucy Prebble LP: God yes, it was insane with ten Fastows and a lot of desperate invention. AK: I sensed that in a way you liked the character Skilling. LP: Err yes, I empathize with him, not sure I like him – a character I felt a strange connection with when I started researching him. RG: Because she’s a tart [laughter]. LP: Shut up. No, because things he said hit me. There’s a really unpleasant man who thought he was doing good when really he was doing bad and I found that fascinating. AK: I sort of liked him at the end because he stuck to what he had set out to do. RG: That’s probably why we bombed in New York, because they wanted to hate him. AK: And he is reasonably moral at the end. LP: Well he sticks to his guns and is consistent. The real Skilling is taking his appeal to the Supreme Court. RG: In this country we like to destroy people. There are huge forces for good, we will destroy people for small crimes. In Italy they would think that was crazy. LP: Yes, and maybe in Italy they have the most corrupt politicians in the world [laughter].

Skilling’s vision is incredibly warped and impractical and based on something quite false but we all love vision. AK: Did he really believe that what he was doing would work, hiding away the truth about the company’s financial structure, or lack of it? LP: Yes, when you speak to people from that world they do think that when the profits start to come everything will be alright. Then we can pay all the money back and until then it’s just a matter of walking quickly across water until we get to the other side. That happens all the time. RG: American businesses almost expect to go bankrupt and there is no shame in bankruptcy. LP: And risk taking is standard and expected and applauded. AK: As writer and director you have taken risks as well. RG: Yes, particularly the writer. It’s an act of faith in theatre. LP: I suppose the similarities are quite strong. AK: You have to get people to believe in you and cough up the production costs before they have seen anything. LP: Absolutely. RG: Yes and the same with audiences for the price of a ticket. AK: And pay for Rupert? RG: Oh, I’m really cheap [laughter]. AK: When, in the process, did you realise that Enron was going to really work? Was it early on? LP: No. RG: I remember thinking before the rehearsals that the script was really good. LP: Oh yes, I remember that [laughter]. I am much less experienced than Rupert. I didn’t know what to expect. AK: Were you as writer a part of the rehearsal process? LP: Yes but not at the centre of it. RG: That is more common than it used to be. AK: How did it work? RG & LP: [Laughter] AK: You rowed didn’t you? LP: We rowed a lot. In a brother and sister way, in that he was always wrong and I was always right and I had to explain to him why he was wrong. AK: She’s tough isn’t she. RG: If you only knew the half of it. Enron is at Chichester Festival Theatre from 9-18 September, www.cft.org.uk, 01243 781312

Pic: Manuel Harlan

AK: Neither of you look old enough to have created Enron. LP: [laughs] Thank you. AK: Particularly you Lucy. RG: How dare you. [laughter] LP: Yes you’re right. AK: What prompted you to write Enron? LP: Good question, err, back in the early 2000s and I was reading about Enron and I thought what makes a company collapse and I didn’t really understand it, and I’m very interested in things that I don’t understand. So I spent a lot of time researching it and became fascinated by the personalities involved, with Kenneth Lay and his relationship with Jeffrey Skilling and Andrew Fastow, the triangle. And in particular the final betrayal of Lay by people who had worshipped him. AK: Was your vision of the play what we see now? It is a very unusual piece of theatre. LP: Spiritually it is what we set out to do but it has evolved. It was a show about finance but we didn’t want it to be boring. AK: So you always intended there to be songs and dancing? LP: Originally I conceived it as a musical but it wasn’t a proper musical and Rupert said what if it was more of a natural play, a tragedy, and then we add the songs after. AK: So is the script that you first saw what we see now, Rupert? RG: It’s a long way from the first script, this is about the 20th version. Every time we have re-done it we have changed something. It’s now 10 minutes shorter. AK: Is that through cuts or are they getting slicker? RG & LP: Cuts, cuts yes. RG: It evolved a lot, it felt like maybe three central drafting processes before we started rehearsal and Skilling became the central character. There was lots of paring down and focusing.

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t’s a humid summer afternoon and Enron has just received another ovation. The play started at Chichester Festival Theatre and, after rave reviews, went into London where it received further acclaim. Logically, a play about an American financial scandal would then move to Broadway, which it did. Sadly, there it bombed after some particularly peevish reviews. It then returned to London’s West End before embarking on a UK tour, during which it will return to the CFT for one week only. After the matinee I met with playwright Lucy Prebble and director Rupert Goold.

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“There are huge forces for good here, we will destroy people for small crimes. In Italy they would think that was crazy” Rupert Goold Pic: Helen Maybanks


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Fame academy The E3 Group presents performing arts classes in Brighton for budding young stars

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righton-based entertainment production company, E3 Group, has launched a new performing arts Saturday school for young people aged 5 to 18. The E3 Academy launches Saturday 11 September and offers classes in dance, drama and vocal coaching led by experienced entertainment industry professionals. To mark their opening, all classes at the E3 Academy are free to attend on 11 September. E3 Academy is located on Cumberland Road, Brighton, and offers a professional and comfortable environment for students with two converted studios, rehearsal rooms, male and female changing rooms, offices and reception area. The E3 Group has also joined forces with tour operator giant Thomas Cook to deliver E3 Academy to their resort hotels throughout the Mediterranean. From summer 2011 onwards, E3 Academy will operate in over eight different locations across Europe. E3 Academy, Cumberland Road, Brighton, 0845 8382 822, www.e3academy.net


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1 Consider checking out the Dogs Trust and Kennel Club Breed Rescue Directory.

TV Vet Marc Abraham, Liam Gallagher with the signed guitar, Nicole Appleton and ‘Ruby Tuesday’

2 Always contact the Kennel Club first for their list of reliable and reputable Kennel Club Accredited Breeders if you’re considering buying a pedigree dog.

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3 Always do your research into breed, temperament, training and exercise needs, coat-type, size and life expectancy. 4 Never buy because you ‘feel sorry’ for the pup – its mother and father are still suffering and will be used again to fill the space you’ve just created. 5 Never buy from a pet shop, online or free newspaper ad. 6 Always ask to see the puppy interacting with its mother. Pic: Gareth Gatrell

very now and then an event comes along that is just so Brighton it’s hard to imagine where else in the country it would feel at home. And as another disappointing summer lacking in local live music festivals in this über-dog-friendly city of ours grinds silently to a halt, it’s no surprise that Pup Aid 2010 has been getting tongues – and tails – wagging for a good while now... Pup Aid 2010 is the UK’s first-ever charity boutique music festival and celebrity-judged dog show held at the picturesque Stanmer House in Brighton on Sunday 19 September, and aims to raise awareness about the cruel industry of puppy farming in the UK. Puppy farms are located in remote areas of the British countryside. They mass-produce sick and unsocialised puppies that are then sold online, from pet shops, free newspapers, or even motorway service stations – usually dying shortly after arriving in their shiny new homes or perhaps needing thousands of pounds to fix them. This battery farming of dogs on support from all your such a massive scale is purely favourite Brighton done for profit and fuelled by boutique brands greed – and all at the expense of including Treatment the health and welfare of not just Rooms, Gresham Blake, these poorly pups, but also the and The Ginger Dog. thousands of poor breeding With the everbitches and stud-dogs too. popular Scruffts heats Pup Aid 2010 is about (Handsomest Dog, choosing a happy and healthy Prettiest Bitch, Child’s dog by adopting from a rescue Best Friend and Golden shelter or responsible breeder. Oldie) giving cross-bred The festival is the brain-child of mongrels the chance to Brighton-based TV Vet Marc go through to the grand Gavin & Stacey’s Joanna Page will be Abraham, resident vet on BBC’s Scruffts final at Earls judging at PUP AID 2010 Breakfast News, ITV’s This Court in November, other Morning, Sky1’s recent My Pet fun classes include Most Shame, and More4’s Crufts. Glamorous Six Legs “Puppy farming has been going on in this (owner and dog) as well country for years with no-one able to stop it,” Marc as Best Stand-up – the dog who can stand-up on says. “By raising awareness as much as possible their hind-legs the longest, judged by Brighton’s with live music and dog-loving celebrities, we can top stand-up comedians! all help stop the growing demand for these poorly Part of September’s mouth-watering Brighton pups and finally end the pain once and for all, thus & Hove Food Festival, Pup Aid 2010 caters for all preventing the suffering of millions of this palates as gourmet chefs from Due South prepare country’s dogs right now and well into the future.” healthy and locally-sourced tasty treats for you Supported by both Juice FM and and your pooch to chow down on. BrightonMusicScene.com, the musical line-up on For those of you that want to practise your the day is pretty special, which is no surprise really singing, there’s dog-themed Karaoke with the top when you consider Pup Aid 2010 was launched by three singers going through to the live Rex Factor rock-legend Oasis frontman Liam Gallagher! final on the main stage in front of a panel of celeb ‘Champagne Super-Rover’ Liam loves dogs and judges! As well as the moving parade of rescued even signed a classic Epiphone Casino guitar to ex-breeding bitches, there’ll also be exciting show his support for Pup Aid 2010 (pictured above displays by Canine Partners and rare British dog accompanied by his wife Nicole Appleton, TV Vet breeds, as well as free training advice, Marc, and their dachshund ‘Ruby Tuesday’ at microchipping and have-a-go agility. Gibson Guitars in London last month). With so many people still unaware that puppy The guitar has since been autographed by more farming even exists, prospective puppy-buyers rock legends, including the ‘Modfather’ himself: sadly don’t know how to spot the tell-tale signs of Paul Weller and Mick Jones from The Clash. The when someone is trying to sell a puppy produced guitar will be auctioned on the day to raise funds in such a cruel way, so check out the Choosing a for Dogs Trust Shoreham, Kennel Club Charitable Puppy tips (right). Trust and Oldies Club – a small charity dedicated to Support Pup Aid 2010 with all your human and the re-homing of older unwanted dogs. canine chums, and help make a massive Pup Aid 2010 is a fun day out for every member of difference for all the UK’s dogs. the family – especially the four-legged ones – with Pup Aid 2010, Sunday 19 September, Stanmer games, raffles and prizes galore. Dog-loving House, Brighton, £6 in advance online or £8 on the celebrities judging on the day include soapstars, door. For more info, list of bands and celebrities, actors, models and designers, with overwhelming and to book your tickets visit www.thepet.net

Checklist for Choosing a Puppy

7 Beware of puppy scams: there should be no excuse why the mother isn’t there. 8 Be wary of multi-breed dealers. Many puppy farms and dealers will have more than one breed for sale. 9 Beware of dealers/sellers who won’t take the pup back if any problems arise. 10 Be prepared to wait and be put on a waiting list. Don’t buy on impulse – a well-bred pup will be happier and healthier in the long term. 11 Walk away if it doesn’t feel right – a responsible breeder will never pressure you into buying a pup. 12 Be prepared to be asked as many questions as you’ll ask the breeder – a responsible breeder won’t sell to someone who’s not suited to their breed. 13 Listen to advice from responsible breeders – they are experts for that particular breed. 14 Support Pup Aid 2010 to raise awareness about puppy farming and encouraging adopting from rescue and buying puppies from responsible breeders.

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ANDREW KAY’S FOOD & DRINK

Food & Drink Andrew Kay reports on the progress in the Sussex Food & Drink Awards

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popular new voting system has eased the way for foodie favourites! With thousands of votes already in, voting for the Sussex Food and Drink Awards 2010/11 using the new, easyto-use on-line system at www.sussexfoodawards.biz is proving more popular than ever since the launch of the awards at the South of England Show in June. The awards are based on public voting, and last year over 9000 votes were received for more than 300 Sussex food businesses. “We want to beat that this year and have tried to make it as easy as possible for voters with our new voting system,” says Paula Seager, MD of Natural PR and organisers of the awards. “It only takes a few minutes, so please vote now at www.sussexfoodawards.biz.” As consumer demand for local food and drink continues to grow, and the country’s food security becoming increasingly more vital, the awards offer an opportunity for the public to show their support and help promote their favourite local producers and food outlets. New joint sponsors of Sussex Butcher of the Year, D Leonard & Co and Natural Farms, were delighted to hear from last year’s winner that the awards not only raised their profile, but had a direct effect on their sales. Bob Young of Meads Village Butchers in Eastbourne said: “Winning Sussex Butcher of the Year has increased our business by 25 per cent – you can’t argue with that!”

The heat is on Voting for this year’s Sussex Food and Drink Awards has reached the halfway stage, and with over 1400 votes already registered, the heat is on as organisers announce the shortlist for the Sussex Young Chef of the Year. Brighton and Hove is once again making its mark in these soughtafter food awards with three of the city’s most talented young chefs nominated for this year’s best Young Chef: 20-year-old Simon Duncan, the youngest contender for the competition representing Sam’s of Brighton; Hotel Du Vin’s Will Stayner at 25 years old, and Daniel Whittle, 21 years old from Temptation café. They join six other candidates representing restaurants, pubs and cafés across the county. Voting has now been re-opened online, and the top six will go forward into Sussex’s very own version of Masterchef, the cook-off, which will take place on Tuesday 9 November at City College Brighton. The young chefs will have to cook a seasonal dish using local produce in front of a judging panel who will then decide on the three finalists. “We are delighted to be sponsoring this exciting and very popular category this year,” says Dhrutee Davé, director of Haywards Heath-based food recruitment agency, Blue Spark Organisation.

“We are extremely proud to be sponsoring this year’s award for Butcher of the Year,” says Jonathan Lelliott, managing partner of D. Leonard & Co. “We pride ourselves to be part of Sussex Businesses and to continue supporting the fantastic products Sussex has to offer.” Best Sussex Food/Farm Shop will also be a highlight at this year’s “Sussex boasts ceremony. With diversification becoming a necessity for most some of the finest farmers in the country, sponsors Wynne Baxter decided to open farms in the country, Mayo up this category for the first time year to include Farm Shops. and many have retail this“Sussex boasts some of the finest farms in the country, and outlets that are many have retail outlets that are proving to be the proving to be the perfect addition to boost business and customer perfect addition” relations,” said Simon BaillieHamilton, head of agriculture and rural affairs at Mayo Wynne Baxter. Other remaining categories for this year’s awards include: Best Sussex Farmers Market, this year sponsored by the Lewes brewers, Harveys; Sussex Food Producer of the Year, sponsored by Musgrave Retail Partners; Sussex Drink Producer of the Year, sponsored by Natural PR and Best Sussex Eating Experience, sponsored by A Taste of Sussex. The final two categories are Sussex Farmer of the Year, sponsored by Knill James, and Sussex Young Chef of the Year, sponsored by Blue Spark Organisation with latest 7 supports City College Brighton & Hove. As well as voting online, a host of ‘foodie’ events are being held throughout the county including the Big Sussex Market in Brighton (11–12 September), which forms part of the Brighton and Hove Food & Drink Festival running have you voted yet? throughout September. brightonfoodawards.com Find out more and vote online at www.sussexfoodawards.biz

Will Stayner

“We are thrilled to see such a strong list of contenders up for this coveted award. The food industry is fiercely competitive and being recognised for one’s efforts along that journey can make all the difference.” Your vote could be the deciding factor as to whether these young chefs get through to all important cook-off. Vote for your favourite candidate online at www.sussexfoodawards.biz.

Simon Duncan

Daniel Whittle

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Down on the farm The Sussex Farmer of the Year shortlist JENNY AND TREVOR PASSMORE Church Farm, Coombes, Lancing, West Sussex, BN15 0RS Church Farm has been in the Passmore family for four generations. Jenny and Trevor are brother and sister; their mother, Mary, now aged 90, still helps out around the house; their father, Dick, was awarded an MBE for his work in education and conservation in the rural community. Jenny’s son Andrew is off to Plumpton College in September and hopes to become the fifth generation of the Passmore family to run Church Farm in future years. Church Farm is not organic but is farm assured and is classified an Environmentally Sensitive Area (ESA). They farm sheep, cattle, and arable land. It is still a working farm but is open to the public and averages 10,000 visitors a year. What do you like about being a farmer? Church Farm is a family run farm. We love the variety and tradition of farming life, the seasonality of it from lambing season – we have 800 ewes who lamb every season. I can’t imagine being anything but a farmer! What makes you different from other farmers? We have been open to the public since 1979. We promote conservation of the countryside and farming and, in addition to the farm, we also have lakes for coarse fishing. We hold a beer festival called Glastonwick every June and are also licensed for weddings. We received a DEFRA grant to renovate one of the barns as an education centre and have veterinary students on the farm for the lambing season to help with training. We also have, through the NFU, groups from China studying how ‘real working farms’ operate. What’s great about Sussex? The South Downs, Sussex cattle and sheep. TIM HASSELL Home Farm, Goodwood, Chichester, PO18 0QF Tim was born in Sheffield near the steelworks and was brought up in a family who worked in the steel industry. But living near a farm as a child and having a love of agriculture and rural life from an early age, Tim went to Agricultural College rather than the steelworks! He started his working life on a Youth Training Scheme (YTS) at a farm in Burton, moving around the country to gain experience. He has lived in Tamworth, near Gloucester, Newcastle, then Basingstoke where he worked in his first organic farm. He moved in October 2009 with his wife and two children, aged 9 and 13, to take over as farm general manager at Goodwood. Tim now has 13 staff working for him. Why be a farmer? I love the outdoor life, rearing animals, seeing the chain all the way through, make our own cheese and produce and rearing our own meat on the Goodwood Estate. I really like to just concentrate on farming. What makes you different from other farmers? I want to make the most of the local environment. One reason I was attracted to working at Goodwood is being open to new ideas – as is the estate management generally. What’s great about Sussex? I like the way people are open to and appreciate local produce. I also like the tourist industry in Sussex and how it crosses over between urban and rural. SHON AND SIMON SPRACKLING FROM ROTHER VALLEY ORGANICS Rother Valley Organics, Sandilands Farm, Rogate, Petersfield, West Sussex, GU31 5HU Shon and his brother, Simon, manage a commercial farm of over 4000 acres, with a large butcher’s selling meat directly to customers, through farmers markets and to local shops. Shon gives talks to various organisations about local produce and the story behind Rother Valley Organics, which is renowned for its excellent animal welfare and good husbandry. He works with other local producers putting meat into their products, including the local brewery for beef and ale pies. Their butchering and cold store is the largest in the area and many other local producers use it to get their meat to market. LYN AND JENNY JENNER Nut Knowle Farm, Worlds End, Gun Hill, Horam, East Sussex, TN21 0LA Born in Brighton Lyn worked as a silversmith in the North Lanes for around 15 years. As a silversmith, he had dogs at home to safeguard the jewellery. “The dogs used to bark like mad when the milkman delivered, which drove the neighbours nuts” he says. “A friend suggested we get a goat so we would no longer need a milkman and it all just grew from there.” They have now been

farming goats since 1979 and now have over 650. They also became the first farm to use goats and produce goats cheese. What do you like about being a farmer? Everything. We now have 14 staff involved in looking after the herd and making cheese. Between them we do around 100 farmers markets per month and sell to six wholesalers and to Waitrose. What makes you different from other farmers? We are currently expanding and plan to double the herd in the next three to four years. We have 150 to 200 kids every year, and the herdsman knows each goat by name and number. We have a system of naming them all by a different letter of the alphabet every year so the name of every kid born in 2008 begins with A, 2009 B, 2010 C etc. We have just built a new rotary milking parlour, upgrading and doubling the milk and cheese manufacturing equipment as the herd grows. We also like to promote the health benefits of goats cheese. What’s great about Sussex? The contrast between the country and the sea; the rolling Sussex countryside, then driving down to the coast and walking along the undercliff pass from Rottingdean. And the weather is wonderful! STUART BEARE Tulleys Farm, Turners Hill Road, Turners Hill, Crawley, RH10 4PE Tulleys Farm has been in the Beare family for 73 years, initially as tenants, then since 1991 as owners. It started as a PYO fruit and veg business, then opened a farm shop, tea room and themed maize mazes in the ‘90s. Since Easter 2010 have their own butchery dept in the farm shop and country gift dept showcasing local crafts people. Their Halloween festival is now the biggest in the country; during the day aimed at kids and known as Octoberfest, haunted house, spooky trails, pumpkins, catapults, corn cannons etc, in the evening becomes Shocktoberfest Scream Park with haunted high rides, field of screams, cellar haunted house, curtains and a spooky maze. What do you like about being a farmer? Growing and promoting local produce; seasonality of farming – pumpkins in October, Christmas trees in December, maize in Summer, and crop rotation. What makes you different from other farmers? Primarily our PYO fields; they are still a very important part of our business. We are also crop rather than animal farmers. We are a part of the Farm Retail Group. What’s great about Sussex? The people are great; the diversity of the county; the contrast between rural, urban and coastal locations. Good infrastructure making for easy access across most parts of the county. MARK AND SARAH HARDY High Weald Farm, Horsted Keynes, Mid Sussex Sarah and Mark at High Weald Dairy make cheeses with organic cows milk from their own farm, as well as goats and sheep milk. They won two golds at the 2009 British Cheese Awards for their organic cows milk Ashdown Foresters and Brother Michael cheeses. Just two weeks later in October, their Saint Giles – a semi-soft organic cows milk cheese with an edible orange rind – won Best English Cheese and Best British Cheese and was placed fifth in the world at last year’s World Cheese Awards. Last month, they scooped six awards at the 2010 International Cheese Awards, Nantwich, including Gold awards for their Sister Sarah goats milk cheese and their Duddleswell hard sheep milk cheese. Sarah is involved in the South of England Agriculture Society, educating children in how to make cheese.


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HOTLIST

L7 Hotlist

The Chilli Pickle

Eateries and bars catering for all tastes. For more dining options visit www.thelatest.co.uk American

Chinese

Rock & Roller

Gars Restaurant

Enjoy fabulous American-inspired food – including mammoth home-made burgers (beef, chicken and vegetarian), locally smoked ribs and sizzling steaks – at Rock & Roller. Upstairs you’ll find an entire floor dedicated to pool, with five tables to choose from. Join the Pool Loyalty Scheme – play nine hours and get a tenth hour free. Rock & Roller, 95 Western Rd, Brighton, BN1 2LB, 01273 710014, www.rock8roller.co.uk

British & modern European Bardsley’s

Probably Brighton’s most popular fish and chip shop and restaurant with a large loyal clientele. Traditional and family-run with favourites and excellent daily fish specials. Open for lunch and dinner Tuesday to Saturday, it’s also a great party venue. There are massive fish platters and seasonal seafood, plus vegetarian choices. 22–23a Baker Street, Brighton, BN1 4JN, 01273 681256

The Dyke

Superb rustic Tuscan menu mingled with English classics. Locally sourced or organic ingredients and rapidly gaining a reputation as one of Brighton’s most stylish eateries. One side is a proper pub with excellent real ales and log fire; the other a very grown-up stylish restaurant. It’s very child (and dog!) friendly too, and has a big garden for those late summer evenings. Lunch 12pm–3pm; dinner 6.30pm–9.45pm. Special summer deals: kids eat free in September, plus a great free wine offer for adults. 218 Dyke Road, Brighton, 01273 555672, www.dykepub.co.uk

This old Brighton favourite offers an exciting menu with some great new ideas and a wholly different experience in terms of style and presentation. Smart service, beautiful interiors and a chic atmosphere make this one of the city’s top places to be seen. Start downstairs at the bar. Eat from £10. 19 Prince Albert Street, Brighton 01273 321321, www.gars.co.u

Coffee shop Spinelli

Great coffee and light snacks at this original and very popular Kemp Town Village café and now a fuller American menu at their new branch in St James’s St. Look out for great pancakes, cobb salads and burgers as well as the full English. 24 Garnet House, College Road, 01273 818819 & 111 St James’s Street Brighton, 01273 818084 www.spinellicoffee.co.uk

Cocoa Patisserie

Cocoa is an authentic French patisserie near Brighton Station. Everything is homemade on the premises each morning with the finest ingredients. A selection of pastries, cakes, tarts, biscuits, jams, ice creams, sandwiches, quiches, toasties and salads to eat in or take away. Beautiful cakes made to order. 48 Queens Road, Brighton, BN1 3XB, 01273 777412

The Restaurant At Drakes

Indian

Gars

Established in 1987 and set in a 16th century building, Elizabethan Cottage Tandoori carefully blends Bangladeshi & Indian influences, creating great food and an atmosphere with a difference. It’s not just a meal, but an experience. 130–136 Old London Road, Patcham, Brighton, BN1 8YA, 01273 507075

Italian Donatello

Flagship venue of this local family-run business serving excellent value Italian food in stylish surroundings. Brilliant-value meal deals on blackboards outside – two

Fat Leo

The budget branch of the Donatello stable but you’d be hard-pressed to see why. Quality family dining in the Italian mould but a little less expensive. Popular with students and young families, with trendy interiors, and a menu with the signature set-price boards proclaiming any two courses £5.95, and three at £7.95. 16–17 Market Street, Brighton BN1 1HH, 01273 325135, www.fatleo.co.uk

Japanese Moshi Moshi

Is there a better and cooler place to eat Japanese in Brighton? We don’t think so, and neither do Moshi Moshi’s ever-growing fan base. Their sushi is fantastic, the service great, and they’ve won a brace of awards for their work in fish conservation. If you’re not yet a Moshi member, you’re missing out: their 50% off on Moshi Mondays are a phenomenom. Opticon, Bartholomew Square, Brighton, BN1 1JS, 01273 719195, www.moshibrighton.couk

Check out Andrew Kay’s comprehensive Brighton, Hove and Sussex Food & Drink directory online at www.thelatest.co.uk

New Steine Bistro

An independent British restaurant in the heart of Brighton’s Lanes, The Gallery prides itself in serving the very best fresh, locally sourced and seasonal menu. Head chef Mosa Jobi joined the team in 2007 from the Dorchester Mayfair Hotel in London. The Gallery restaurant offers a warm environment to celebrate any occasion. 28 East Street, Brighton, BN1 1HL, 01273 773327 Nestled inside Brighton’s finest designer hotel – the perfect setting for intimate dinners or private parties. Winner of two coveted AA Rosettes, Drakes offers exquisite cuisine with the highest quality seasonal ingredients.2-course menu for £28; 3 courses for £36. 5-course chef’s menu £50. Private dining room for up to 12 people. 43–44 Marine Parade, Brighton, BN2 1PE, 01273 696934, www.drakesofbrighton.com

Elizabethan Cottage Tandoori

courses £6.95, three £8.95 – as well as à la carte. The haunt of celebs in season from soap stars to politicos. Fun, friendly and fabulous value. Brighton Place, Brighton BN1 1HJ, 01273 775477, www.donatello.co.uk

French

“With more than a soupçon of Gallic charm The New Steine Bistro are true bon viveurs. No fancy pants fashion fads here, but some well executed classics. Most importantly though is their open attitude: everyone gets the same charming welcome – guests and diners, locals and visitors alike – and when you have been once, you will want to return again and again.” – Andrew Kay L7 food writer). Their reasonably priced menu starts at £12.50 for two courses, £14.50 for three, Sunday to Thursday; £16.50 for two courses, £18.50 for three on Friday and Saturday. A la carte menu available. Open 6pm. 10/11 New Steine, Brighton, BN2 1PB, 01273 681546/695415 www.newsteinehotel.com/restaurant.asp

The Gallery

Winner of two AA Rosette awards, The Chilli Pickle is an Indian bistro in the heart of the North Lanes. The food is regional Indian cuisine executed at the highest level. Lunch is packed full of Indian street food as well as a good selection of Thalis, Kathi Kebabs and the ever popular Masala Dosa. Sumptuous feasts at dinner include the national awardwinning Oxtail Madras. Belgian Beers, Original IPA, luxury loose teas and a well thought out wine list also feature. 42 Meeting House Lane, Brighton, 01273 323824, www.thechillipicklebistro.co.uk

Chaula’s

Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. Also a wide variety of vegetarian, vegan and gluten and wheat-free dishes. Buffet available 11am–3pm Mon–Sat. Eastgate House, 6 Eastgate Street, Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk

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Get into the groove Taking place in Seaford this September, the first Yoga Groove Festival will mix yoga with music, dance and food

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he UK gets its first interactive yoga, music and dance festival this month – and it’s taking place just along the coast in Seaford, in the stunning clifftop environs of Florence House. The Yoga Groove Festival, which takes place from 17–19 September, will be a truly unique experience combining yoga with food, music and dance in a fusion of east and western flavours. Yoga of all different styles will be on offer to festival goers of all levels, hosted by some of the world’s most renowned teachers. But in between the Anusara, AcroYoga and Astanga, you’ll also be able to take part in eclectic dance workshops or listen to African music and DJs and shake your chakras in the Rhythm, Music & Dance Tent. You’ll also have the chance to try out holistic therapies at the Bodymind Garage, and learn to make delicious veggie, vegan and raw food – and chocolate! – at the Karma Yoga Kitchen. And that’s not to mention the live acts and cabaret also planned for your entertainment. Free to under 12s, the Yoga Groove Festival is also going to be big on family, with lots of special goodies for kids on the Sunday. This is, say organisers, a festival of mind opening chill – and they think it’s long overdue. “We want to show the UK that yoga is not about smelling strange, eating tofu and wearing white robes,” says co-ordinator Bridget Stacey. “It can be fun and funky, for anyone and everyone.” That’s not forgetting the benefits of yoga, of course. The festival is all in aid of the new Yoga Groove Foundation, which will offer grants to yoga and meditation teachers willing to take yoga out of the studio into areas and communities of the UK which have previously not been able to access it. The same ethos guides both the festival and its foundation – a spirit of celebration that connects body, mind and spirit within each of us, and links heart to heart in community. The Yoga Groove Festival, Florence House, Seaford, 17–19 September, £30 (Friday evening dance party) – £150 (three-day pass) with one-day passes about £60, www.yogagroovefestival.com

WIN two free weekend passes worth £300 To be in with a chance of winning one of two weekend passes to the Yoga Groove Festival, just tell us: What is the name of the new yoga and meditation charity that the Yoga Groove Festival supports? Email your answer to competitions@thelatest.co.uk with ‘Yoga Groove’ in the subject box by Monday 13 September. Don’t forget to leave your name, email and phone number. Yoga Groove Festival is also offering all Latest 7 readers a 20% discount on all day and weekend passes. Simply quote ‘Latest7’ when you make your booking.


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Let it shine This month, the team at Shine Hair & Beauty find the right haircut to suit your face shape

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our face shape is the starting point for achieving a great hairstyle that suits you. If you’re not sure of your face shape, please call in and we’ll be happy to advise you. Square face A broad forehead and a strong jawline usually dominate, so go for long wispy layers and soft waves to slim down the widest areas and re-balance your face. Avoid chin length styles as they tend to accentuate square shapes. Round face If you have full cheeks the wrong cut can make your face appear chubby. Avoid styles pulled off the face and opt instead for feathered or layered hair that falls onto your neck line. You can also try cropped styles to give your face more definition. Long face Long faces suit most styles but they should all have body to stop the face being dragged down. Full fringes work well.

Oval face Oval faces generally have a narrow forehead, wide cheek bones and a small chin. This shape has perfectly proportioned and balanced features. So be daring: any short or long hairstyle should suit you.

At Shine, they don’t charge for a chat, so feel free to call in for more detailed advice. Shine Hair And Beauty, 111 Gloucester Road, Brighton, BN1 4AF, 01273 604404, salon@shinehairgroup.com, www.shinehairgroup.com


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Running for refuge

Run to raise funds and support local domestic violence charity Rise

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f you’ve run 5K and want a bigger challenge, then try the Rise 8K Undercliff Run for women. It’s only five miles after all! The route is flat and scenic, running between the expanse of the sea and the stunning chalk cliffs of Saltdean. On Sunday 17 October 400 women will gather on Saltdean seafront to take part in the undercliff run. You can reach a personal fitness goal, earn a medal and go home with just about the best goody bag this side of The Channel – all while raising money for local charity Rise, which supports women and children affected by domestic violence and abuse. Research shows that one in four women will experience domestic violence. Living with and leaving an abusive situation is complex, sometimes dangerous, and never easy. Rise offers help and hope to over 800 families

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every year. The charity provides refuge accommodation, a helpline, counselling, legal and financial advice, and special help for children and young people. By taking part in the Rise 8K Undercliff Run, you can raise vital funds to keep these services local, open and available. “The Rise 8K Undercliff Run is one of my favourite races,” says Sarah, who participated in the run in 2009. “The staff were helpful and friendly; I loved the warm-up, and I felt appreciated for taking part. Also, the medal and goody bag were the best I have ever had!” You don’t have to be super-duper fit – just willing to give it a go! Women of all ages, shapes and sizes are welcome. Dig out your trainers, bring your friends, and run to raise money for Rise. The Rise 8K Undercliff Run for women, Sunday 17 October. Register online at www.riseuk.org.uk


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STAGE

L7 WHAT’S ON

Gothic revival

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> Tuesday 7 August to Monday 13 September >

Stage

Michael Pennington in rehersal

Following his acclaimed Nicholas Nickleby, David Edgar returns to the CFT with a new translation of Ibsen’s The Master Builder. He chats to Bella Todd about anticipating Dracula

Why do we need a new translation of The Master Builder? Translations date. I think you do a sort of deal – the more vivid you make it, the more immediate, the more it is going to feel out of date in 20 years time. So I think it’s almost true that the better a translation, the shorter it will last. Your real responsibility is to try and give the contemporary audience the experience that the original author intended. We’ve made it two rather than three acts. This isn’t at all to say that modern audiences can’t deal with long nights at the theatre. But what I do hope is that people will come out and just check their programmes to make absolutely sure that this is a play about Ibsen. It will be a brisk evening and feel as lively and vivid as Ibsen intended.

Did you have a say in the casting? Michael Pennington is the Master Builder – that was the deal for me. My first big success was a play called Destiny, which is about the National Front. Michael played a large part in it and was brilliant. I’ve continued to admire him, both his acting and his mind. And Philip Franks directed Nicholas Nickleby, so it's wonderful to be working with him again. The Master Builder is more surreal, symbolic, meditative – you can very much sense that it’s one of Ibsen’s later plays... The funny thing about Ibsen is he wrote all his great middle-period plays, which are about gloomy people in terrible marriages in a very cold northern country, while living in the Bay of Naples. In fact, I’ve stayed in the hotel in Sorrento in which he wrote Ghosts, this lovely Mediterranean hotel, and he sat there writing a play about syphilis! However, at the end of his life he went back to Norway, and started writing about old men whose powers are waning being reinvigorated by young women from their past. Like Bernard Shaw, Ibsen

Stagelistings > Tuesday 7 to Monday 13 September > BRIGHTON DOME, CORN EXCHANGE 01273 709709 www.brightondome.org The Mill New show from Ockham's Razor, who specialise in physical theatre for aerial equipment. >11–12 September, 8pm Saturday & 3pm Sunday, £15, family ticket £45

BRIGHTON LITTLE THEATRE, www.the-little.co.uk Rebecca Dark suspense and the implacable clash of wills in adaptation of Daphne du Maurier’s famous novel. >28 September –2 October, 7.45pm, £7.50

BRIGHTON DOME, PAVILION THEATRE 01273 709709 www.brightondome.org The Author Tim Crouch’s new play, performed within the audience, is about the harm carried out in the name of art. >8–10 September, Wed & Thu 8pm, Fri 6pm & 9pm, £12.50

CHICHESTER FESTIVAL THEATRE, MINERVA 01243 781312 www.cft.org.uk The Master Builder Henrik Ibsen’s tragedy of betrayal, guilt, sexual passion, and the disintegration of love. >9 September–9 October, 7.45pm most evenings, some matinees, visit website for details, £27.50

World Of Wrong Following sell-out shows at Brighton Festival earlier this year, this is another chance to see the fast, furious and absurd dance of female dance duo The Two Wrongies. >21 September, 7.30pm, £5

Enron One of the most infamous scandals in financial history becomes a theatrical epic in Lucy Prebble’s new play. See feature on p11. >9–18 September 7.30pm 2pm matinee Wed & Sat, £10–£34

in his later life found himself attracted to energetic young women. It’s held that one of them was the original for Hilda in The Master Builder. And in the 19th century people certainly realised that climbing up a large tower has certain Freudian implications... Tell us about the gothic element in The Master Builder... I’m interested in the fact Ibsen is also writing in the period of the late Victorian Gothic. He writes The Master Builder in 1892. The Picture Of Dorian Gray is written a year earlier, when Sherlock Holmes also bursts onto the scene. And Jekyll and Hyde is 1886. The idea of the Gothic is quite present in The Master Builder. They talk about being possessed by creatures. They call them ‘trolls’, which I think nowadays you associate with small dolls with purple hair, so I’ve changed it to ‘creatures of the night’. These trolls don’t like the daylight, they can change shape, they don’t like Christian imagery, and they like to eat human flesh. Now what does that remind you of? Although Dracula isn’t written for another seven years, it seems to me that trolls are vampiric, and I want people to make that association. In rehearsals we’ve worked to make sure that gothic symbolism walks hand in hand with psychological realism. The Master Builder is at the Minerva Theatre, Chichester Festival Theatre, from 9 September to 9 October, £21.50–27.50, www.cft.org.uk, 01243 781312

EASTBOURNE: DEVONSHIRE PARK THEATRE 01323 412000 www.eastbournetheatres.co.uk The Madness Of George III Alan Bennett’s epic comic play in which the health of the nation is at the mercy of the mental health of one man. >7–11 September, 7.45pm, 2.30pm matinee Wed & Sat, £13.50–£19.50

UPSTAIRS AT THREE AND TEN, BRIGHTON 07800 983 290 www.otherplaceproductions.co.uk Crimes Against Humanities Teachers A disillusioned Humanities teacher knows he has to leave his school. But how does he leave with dignity and say the things he needs to say? >18 September, 8pm, £8/£6

Up ’n’ Under John Godber directs the 25th anniversary production of his Olivier Award-winning comedy about an unruly group of amateur rugby players. >20–25 September, 7.45pm, 2.30pm matinee Wed & Sat, £13.50–£19.50

WORTHING: CONNAUGHT THEATRE, 01903 206206 www.worthingtheatres.co.uk Bedroom Farce Peter Hall directs Ayckbourn’s ingenious comedy about the trials and tribulations of suburban marriage. >7–11 September, 730pm, 2pm matinee Weds & 2.30pm matinee Sat, £15.50–£24.50

THEATRE ROYAL, BRIGHTON 08448 717650 www.theambassadors.com/theatreroyal Spirit Of The Dance Irish dance meets tango, flamenco and salsa in this energetic, award-winning show. >9–11 Sep, 7.45pm, £17–£23 Rocky Horror Show Richard O’Brien’s classic rock ’n’ roll musical. With Michael Aspel as narrator. >13–18 Sep, 7.45pm, Fri & Sat 6pm & 9pm, £14.50–£30.50

Keeping Up Appearances Comedy from Roy Clarke who wrote the popular TV series. Stars Gareth Hale (Hale & Pace). >14–18 September, 730pm, 2pm matinee Weds & 2.30pm matinee Sat, £14–£23

Pic: Manuel Harlan

What have been the particular problems, or joys, with translating Ibsen? It’s the first time I’ve done it, and I should make clear that I’ve done it with the help of a literal translation, which is very common these days. You want to clean the play so that the colours show brightly, and that often means changing it a bit, using contemporary dramatic techniques. Irony is an example. We say the opposite of what we mean much more often than the late Victorians. And if you want to present someone being sassy and witty, that’s quite a good technique.

“These ‘trolls’ don’t like daylight, they don’t like Christian imagery, and they eat human flesh. Now what does that remind you of?”


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FILM

L7 Film

The Expendables (12A) Dir: Sylvester Stallone

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A team of mercenaries with a crack cast – including Sly Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li and Dolph Lundgren – with stellar names like Hale Caesar, Yin Yang, and Lee Christmas, go out to overthrow a military dictator. Not as easy as it used to be back in the ‘80s, leaving Sly and co. itching to go back in and right the wrongs they left uncorrected and perpetrated. Showing at Cineworld and Odeon

Showing this week The Switch (12A) Dir: Josh Gordon, Will Speck

Jennifer Aniston stars as a kooky clucky lady who, against the protests of best friend Wally (Jason Bateman) decides to have a kid on her own. After careful selection she settles on Roland (Patrick Wilson) as her sperm donor, but there’s a mix up and Wally ends up replacing Roland’s gold with his own. Big secret to keep. Huge! Showing at Odeon

The Last Exorcism (15)

Dir: Daniel Stamm

Patrick Fabian stars as a preacher, hoping to perform his last fake exorcism. Preparing to come clean, he invites a film crew along to record his confession when he is summoned to an isolated farm in Louisiana to rid a farmer’s daughter of a possession. Except it doesn’t look very fake here. Showing at Cineworld and Odeon

Scott Pilgrim Vs The World (12A)

The Girl Who Played With Fire (15) Dir: Daniel Alfredson

Dinner For Schmucks (12A) Dir: Jay Roach

Paul Rudd stars as Tim, a man on the up. But before he can pass ‘Go’ and pick up his nice fat promotion he has to attend one of his bosses dinners, in which a collection of idiots are gathered as guests and made fun of. Not the nicest boss in the world. Anyway, when Tim’s fiancee hears about this, she convinces him to skip the dinner. He’s a decent guy after all – until he meets Barry. Barry (played by Steve Carrell) is the Golden Fleece of dipsticks. He’s an idiot of such massive proportions – though well meaning with it – that Tim finds himself taking his new pal along to the meanie’s dinner as his golden ticket to career assuredness. Things don’t quite work out that way. Of course not. And Barry’s well meaning help sends Tim’s life spiralling. Can you guess what the moral of the story is yet, folks? All harmless fun of course. Showing at Odeon and Cineworld

Dir: Edgar Wright

A must-see for anyone who has ever picked up a console fighting game since 1985. Michael Cera plays Scott, a nice-ish geeky guy in a cool band

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whose socks are knocked off when Ramona Flowers rollerblades into town. Only prob is he has to defeat her seven

evil exes. Everyone’s got baggage. Showing at Duke Of York’s, Odeon and Cineworld

Fresh on the back of the success of The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo comes another tale of mystery and murder. Having served his time in jail, journalist Blomkvist returns to Millennium to investigate a billion dollar sex trafficking ring. When two of his researchers are killed Lisbeth Salander looks set to be the fall girl. Showing at Duke Of York’s, Cineworld and Connaught

The Illusionist (PG) Dir: Sylvain Chomet

From the comic book writer-cumfilmmaker who brought us Belleville Rendez-Vous comes this charming tale, fresh off the festival circuit. It’s set in 1950s Scotland, where an aspiring conjuror visits a rural village and captures the interest of a young woman enchanted by his powers of illusion. Showing at Duke Of York’s

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Avatar: Special Edition 3D (12A) 5.15 Dinner For Schmucks (12A) 3.15, 6.00, 8.40 The Expendables (PG) 8.50 Grown Ups (12A) 3.30, 6.30, 9.10 Inception (12A) 2.15, 8.30 The Last Exorcism (15) 2.30, 4.45, 8.50, 9.20 Leaving (15) 9.00pm Salt (12A) 2.45 Scott Pilgrim Vs The World (12A) 2.00, 4.30, 7.00, 9.30 The Switch (12A) 3.00, 5.30, 8.15 Toy Story 3 3D (U) 3.45, 6.15

WEDNESDAY 8

Avatar: Special Edition 3D (12A) 5.15 Dinner For Schmucks (12A) 3.15, 6.00, 8.40 The Expendables (PG) 8.50 Grown Ups (12A) 3.30, 6.30, 9.10 Inception (12A) 2.15, 5.20, 8.30 The Last Exorcism (15) 2.30, 4.45, 8.50, 9.20 Salt (12A) 2.45, 9.00 Scott Pilgrim Vs The World (12A) 2.00, 4.30, 7.00, 9.30 The Switch (12A) 3.00, 5.30, 8.15 Toy Story 3 3D (U) 3.45, 6.15

THURSDAY 9

Avatar: Special Edition 3D (12A) 5.15 Dinner For Schmucks (12A) 3.15, 6.00, 8.40 The Expendables (PG) 8.50 Grown Ups (12A) 3.30, 6.30, 9.10 Inception (12A) 2.15, 5.20, 8.30 The Last Exorcism (15) 2.30, 4.45, 8.50, 9.20 The Last Song (PG) 10.30am Salt (12A) 2.45, 9.00 Scott Pilgrim Vs The World (12A) 2.00, 4.30, 7.00, 9.30 The Switch (12A) 10.45, 3.00, 5.30, 8.15 Toy Story 3 3D (U) 3.45, 6.15

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The Girl Who Played With Fire (15) 1.30 The Illusionist (PG) 4.00 No Impact Man + Q&A (15) 6.30 Scott Pilgrim Vs The World (12A) 8.30 Went The Day Well? (PG) 11.00am

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Cyrus (15) 6.45 The Girl Who Played With Fire (15) 1.30 Scott Pilgrim Vs The World (12A) 11.00, 4.00, 9.00

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The Girl Who Played With Fire (15) 1.30, 6.15 The Illusionist (PG) 4.00 Scott Pilgrim Vs The World (12A) 9.00

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American: The Bill Hicks Story (15) 11.30pm

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How To Train Your Dragon 2D (15) 11.00am

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Stephen Fry Live: The Fry Chronicles 7.30

The Girl Who Played With Fire

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Avatar 3D: Special Edition (12A) 4.30 Dinner For Schmucks (12A) 3.40, 6.20, 8.50 The Expendables (15) 2.10, 4.40, 9.20 The Girl Who Played With Fire (15) 8.10 Grown Ups (12A) 3.50, 6.10, 8.30 Inception (12A) 8.00 The Last Airbender 3D (PG) 2.30 The Last Exorcism (15) 2.20, 4.20, 6.40, 9.00 Piranha 3D (18) 4.50, 7.00, 9.10 Salt (12A) 7.00 Scott Pilgrim Vs The World (12A) 3.30, 6.00, 8.40 Toy Story 3 3D (U) 3.10, 5.40

01903 206206 www.worthingtheatres.co.uk TUESDAY 7

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Knight And Day (12A) 2.30 Piranha 3D (18) 8.00

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Piranha 3D (18) 8.00

FRIDAY 10

Avatar: Special Edition 3D (12A) 7.15 The Girl Who Played With Fire (15) 4.15

WEDNESDAY 8

Avatar 3D: Special Edition (12A) 4.30 Dinner For Schmucks (12A) 3.40, 6.20, 8.50 The Expendables (15) 2.10, 4.40, 9.20 The Girl Who Played With Fire (15) 8.10 Grown Ups (12A) 3.50, 6.10, 8.30 Inception (12A) 8.00 The Last Airbender 3D (PG) 2.30 The Last Exorcism (15) 2.20, 4.20, 6.40, 9.00 Piranha 3D (18) 4.50, 7.00, 9.10 Salt (12A) 7.00 Scott Pilgrim Vs The World (12A) 3.30, 6.00, 8.40 Toy Story 3 3D (U) 3.10, 5.40

THURSDAY 9

Avatar 3D: Special Edition (12A) 4.30 Dinner For Schmucks (12A) 3.40, 6.20, 8.50 The Expendables (15) 2.10, 4.40, 9.20 The Girl Who Played With Fire (15) 8.10 Grown Ups (12A) 3.50, 6.10, 8.30 Inception (12A) 8.00 The Last Airbender 3D (PG) 2.30 The Last Exorcism (15) 2.20, 4.20, 6.40, 9.00 Piranha 3D (18) 4.50, 7.00, 9.10 Salt (12A) 7.00 Scott Pilgrim Vs The World (12A) 3.30, 8.40 Toy Story 3 3D (U) 3.10, 5.40

Films showing Friday 10–Monday 13

Check with cinema to confirm film showings and times

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SATURDAY 11

Avatar: Special Edition 3D (12A) 7.15 The Girl Who Played With Fire (15) 4.15 Space Chimps 2: Zartop Strikes Back 3D (U) 10.15am Toy Story 3 3D (U) 1.30

SUNDAY 12

Avatar: Special Edition 3D (12A) 7.15 The Girl Who Played With Fire (15) 4.15 Inception (PG) 1.00, 7.45 Shrek Forever After 2D (U) 4.45 Toy Story 3 3D (U) 1.30

MONDAY 13

Avatar: Special Edition 3D (12A) 1.15 The Girl Who Played With Fire (15) 2.00, 8.00 Inception (PG) 7.45


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AUDIO Minimal Kids. Brighton's playground for bleeps, squeaks and fashion. 11pm, £5 b4 12 BRIGHTON COALITION Friday I’m In Love. DJs 11pm–5am, £4/1 CASABLANCA Mirrorball. Consider this your lesson in urban cool! 10pm, £5

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Rosie Brown And The Tall Boys + Tim Keegan Female-fronted band fusing jazz, country and folk influences. Latest Musicbar, 8pm, £5/3 The Moody Blues The ‘60s pop legends, responsible for the classic Knights In White Satin, return to Brighton. Brighton Centre, 8pm, £37.50

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Black Mountain + Wolf People The first in two days of gigs by great Canadian acts: at times staggeringly affecting retro-flavoured stoner rock from Vancouver. Concorde 2, 7.30pm, £12 Jazz Morley Female soul singer hailing from Dorset, likened to Duffy. Komedia, 7.30pm, £6 Martin Harley The blues roots musician literally gets on his bike for this cycle-bound UK tour. Latest Musicbar, 8.30pm, £8/7 Philadelphia Grand Jury Extremely enjoyable Aussie rock ’n’ roll trio. Prince Albert, 7.30pm, £4-6 The Ruby Suns New Zealand psychedelic pop act influenced by world music. The Hope, 7.30pm, £7.50

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Cymbals Eat Guitars DIY indie rockers from Staten Island, US. Audio, 7.30pm, £6 The New Pornographers + Freelance Whales AC Newman's irrepressible Canadian pop rockers play what should be a great gig. Concorde 2, 8pm, £12.50

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The Like All-female LA indie rockers harking back to the early nineties 4AD alt-rock sound. Audio, 7pm, £7.50

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Ace Cafe Reunion Bikers' gathering with stalls, DJs and live music. Concorde 2, 10am-7pm, free Come Jive With Me!: Catfish Kings Brighton's popular jive band hit the stage with wailing saxes, bluesy guitar and boogying piano. Komedia, 7.30pm, £6.50 Phosphorescent + Timber Timbre + Caitlin Rose Acclaimed Brooklyn act fusing a Southern Gothic sound with psyche-folk. Komedia, 8pm, £10 Rory Ellis The Australian roots/acoustic/country performer launches his new album. LatestMusicbar, 8pm, £9/7 The Melting Vinyl + Willkommen Foxtrot The folk-fuelled collective's Sunday afternoon bash at Stanmer House. Stanmer House, 2pm, £20

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wed 8 sep martin harley 27 shows, 1200 miles, 31 days... on a bike. martin harley is one of britains most exciting and innovative blues musicians and this is his latest adventure 7pm £8/£7 adv

thurs 9 sep catalyst club 3 guest speakers each

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Brighton Jazz Club: Kit Downes Trio Weekly gathering of jazz fans and musos alike. Komedia, 8pm, £8 Fat Freddy's Drop Popular ska and funk band hailing from Brighton. Concorde 2, 8pm, £tbc Sky Larkin Leeds indie trio hailed by some as a ‘next big thing’. Audio, 7pm, £7 This Is Elvis And The Burning Love Band Jim Devereaux's acclaimed tribute to The King. Komedia, 8pm, £15 Tom Brosseau + Angela Correa + Robert Stillman American acoustic singer-songwriter. Fair Trade Gallery, 8pm, £7

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rory ellis album launch charismatic australian country singer / songwriter rory ellis is on his 7th tour since 2004. he is here promoting his 5th studio album

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RIZWAN-MUAZZAM QAWWALI

Nephews of the legendary Nusrat Fateh Ali, Rizwan and Muazzam continue the musical legacy of their uncle, perfoming Qawwali, the soaring devotional music of the mystic Sufis of Pakistan and India. A World Sacred Music Festival gig, it’s in support of the Pakistan flood disaster appeal – collections for Care International will be made on the night. Saturday 11 September, Sallis Benney

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CARE TO DANCE? Laura Marling leads the lineup at Foxtrot, the second all-day nu-folk event to be held in the sumptuous Stanmer House

FAT FREDDY’S DROP

This seven-piece from Wellington, New Zealand draw inspiration from almost every genre of black music, including soul, jazz and dub, and their easy skanking sound has become a big hit here in Europe. Their new album, Live At The Roundhouse, captures the sheer uplifting energy of their live shows. Friday 10 September, Concorde 2

LES SHELLEYS

Acoustic duo from Los Angeles made up of the marvellously fragile and brooding noir-folkie Tom Brosseau and his singing partner Angela Correa, known to some as the lead singer of indie pop outfit Correatown. Their debut album is a collection of their takes on American standards and folk traditionals from the last century. Friday 10 September, Fairtrade Gallery. Available in advance only from 07990 511576

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Childhood buddies Berkfinger and MC Bad Genius have recently been joined by 54-yearold African-American drummer Calvin, who used to session drum for US disco and funk acts like Earth Wind and Fire. Together they make punk music with soul in the spirit if DIY. Reference points include early Elvis Costello, The Eels and Talking Heads Wednesday 8 September, Prince Albert

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BRIGHTON & HOVE OPEN DOOR 2010

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The National Heritage open days event will see over Tunnel Cottage 170 free events and heritage buildings open to the public giving a sneaky look into architectural gems that are usually closed to the public. This year’s themed events include 18th Century Brighton, early-19th Century Brighton, Archaeology, and Fashionable Houses. Events in other categories include My House My Street, Industrial Heritage, Eco Houses, and Religious Spaces. Tours will take place around Brighton landmarks and places of interest from the Old Police Cells to the Earthship in Stanmer Park. Themed trails include Joe Orton’s Brighton. A number of the events take place outdoors and have added elements: Rohan Kriwaczek will be playing funerary violin in the Grade II Listed Vault in the Rest Garden on Dyke Road on Sunday 12 September from 4pm, and there will be walking tours back in time in St Ann’s Well Gardens in Hove on Saturday 11 September at 11am and 2pm. Brighton & Hove Open Door 2010, 9–12 September, venues around Brighton & Hove, www.rth.org.uk/opendoor10. Some events have limited availability and must be pre-booked, check the website for details. See more on Open Door 2010 in Building Opinions, Latest Homes, p7.

Featured artist at the recent London Design Week, this exquisite fine artist is one of the highlights of Artwave 2010. Here, Jessica will be showcasing her abstract and poetic paintings that are rich in imagination. She’s been featured in a wealth of glossy magazines over the years and her work has been picked up by many collectors too. Jessica Zoob, Kudos Foods & Post Office Stores, Church Lane, Ripe, 01323 81118. Until 12 September.

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Sparks Spoken word event with short stories written and read by local authors. To submit a story email sparksbrighton@hotmail.co.uk Upstairs at Three and Ten, Brighton, 8pm, £5

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Big Sussex Market Brighton & Hove Food & Drink Festival event. Over 70 local farmers and producers, plus bar and hot food from local restaurants. Also Sunday 12. New Road, Jubilee Street and Jubilee Square, Brighton, 10am–6pm, free admission, www.brightonfoodfestival.com Live Food Stage 2010 Brighton & Hove Food & Drink Festival event. Hosted by Latest 7's own food critic and author Andrew Kay, the jam packed 2-day event showcases local restaurants, celebrated chefs and more. Special guest chefs include Henry Harris of Racine and 2007 Masterchef winner Steven Wallis. Also Sunday 12. Royal Pavilion Gardens, Brighton, 10.30am–6pm, free admission, www.brightonfoodfestival.com

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Ace Stories Live literature event with special guest, American novelist and short story writer Scott Bradfield. Plus local authors and live music from the wonderful Michael J Sheehy. Hotel Pelirocco, Brighton, 6pm, £3 Everybody's Got To Be Somewhere An afternoon of poetry and performance hosted by Dan Belton. Featuring Jimmy (McGee) Cairney, Liz Edwards, Mr Matthew Colegate, Dan Belton and more. The Albert, Trafalgar Street, Brighton, 2pm–5pm, £2

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Celebrated British painter Bridget Riley CBE has several rare pieces and two orginal and brand new screen prints showing at this Lewes-based gallery. Since the mid-’60s, her abstract, optically vibrant paintings (geometric forms that produce sensations of movement or colour) have been shown in major galleries and museums around the world. Bridget Riley, Kings Framers, 57 High Street, Lewes, 01273 481020. Until 11 September.

Rag Trade Pop Up Sale Pop-up pre-loved designer womenswear. Buy clothes for a stitch of their original price, and sell clothes to declutter your closet and make some extra cash. Clothes collections take place in the bar at The Dome from 8–10 Sept, 10am–5pm every day with a late night collection on Thursday until 7pm. Mezzanine Bar, Brighton Dome, 10am–5pm, free admission, for more information visit www.ragtradebrighton.co.uk Tesco Wine Club Fair Brighton & Hove Food & Drink Festival event. Meet the winemakers and experts behind the wines, taste over 250 wines from over 14 countries or take part in a Wine Workshop hosted by a variety of experts and the Tesco wine team. Brighton Centre, 11am–5pm, £10

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Between Seasons This exhibition showcases the work of three accomplished and expressionistic artists: Daniel Albitt, Iaysha Salih and Yvonne Coomber – all of whom reflect on the tranquillity and enchantment to be found in natural spaces. Between Seasons, Art At Five, 5 Bartholomews, 01273 774222. 11–25 September.

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others, it mixes in comic songs, funny walks and audience abuse from the old school of Bernard Manning, Jethro and Jim Davidson. Built on the premise of writing one new joke every day, this adult show from the colourful flying helmet-wearer promises to be controversial and occasionally topical – although not in a Mark Thomas way. His views on asylum seekers are unlikely to match any Guardian-reader’s. Brown is loud and proud, obnoxious and happy with it, offering a change and contrast to the regular comedy club circuit here in the South. Remember, though, heckle at your own risk. This ain’t no Southern softie. Roy ‘Chubby’ Brown: Live In Concert, Pavilion Theatre, Worthing, Thursday 9 September, 7.30pm, £19 Roy ‘Chubby’ Brown

TUESDAY 7 MARINE TAVERN Pub Quiz. Brain drain at the cosy little pub! >9pm, £1 QUEEN’S ARMS Karaoke Party with Betty. >9pm R-BAR Twisted Karaoke. >8pm REVENGE Sound As A Pound. It’s a mid-week mash-up throwing out ’80s, ’90s, ’00s, electro, pop, dance and cheese. >10.30pm, £1 THE BASEMENT Scene Queen. DJ Li’l Alex spins the soundtrack. All welcome! >11pm–4am, free

handbag tunes with DJ Andy B >12pm–1am, free R-BAR Tops & Bottoms. DJ Smiffy hauls her best in trash, pop and party tunes from Girls on Top to RBar. >12pm–7am, free REVENGE Lollipop Gleeks Vs Starlight. Pop ’n’ dance mish mash just got gleekier. >10pm–4am,£5/free STAR INN Pop Rocks! Camp disco fun with Spice from 9pm ‘til late. >12pm–1am, free THE BASEMENT Fri-Dazed. Girly pop and handbag tracks with Peter Castle. > 11pm–4am, free

WEDNESDAY 8 AMSTERDAM The Piano Man. >8pm, free LEGENDS Legends Wednesday. Swig wine alfresco on the terrace or chill out at the bar. >11am–5am MARLBOROUGH Open Mic Night. >8.30pm, free QUEEN’S ARMS Back To Skool Cabaret: Wilma Fingadoo. DJ Andy B playing all your skool favourites. >12pm–12.30am, free R-BAR Trick Pop. A mash up of pop, RnB, hip hop and charty trax from 8pm. > 12pm–2am, free THE BASEMENT 2Pounded. Does as the tin says! With Steve Lush serving up pop, R'n'B and chart bangers. >11pm–4am, free

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THURSDAY 9 AMSTERDAM Total Request Karaoke. Pick a song to belt out or vid to watch. >8pm, free CHARLES STREET BAR Mad Cow. A divine night of mayhem with DJs Li’l Alex and LeeRoy spinning funky house. >8pm–3am, £1 (goes to charity) ENVY Get Some. Dance, electro, chart... >10pm, £1 QUEEN’S ARMS Karaoke Party with Spice. >9pm R-BAR Pre-Girls On Top Party. An eclectic mix of all things pop, chart and urban. >8pm REVENGE Girls On Top. If pop isn't your remedy maybe Emergency Room is your cure! >10.30pm4am, £Free b4 11.30 with passes, 4/5 after THE BASEMENT Jaykey & PC's Mobile Disco. Upfront and chart pop remixes. >11pm–4am, free

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FRIDAY 10 BULLDOG DJ Marcia + Guy’s Karaoke. Spinning a non-stop club mix! >10pm, free CHARLES STREET BAR Candyfloss. Bubblegum tunes and sweet camp pop. >Bar open 11am, free DOCTOR BRIGHTONS Heads Up! It’s Friday with DJ Dab. Dance and house. >9.30pm–2am, free LEGENDS Cabaret with All Mouth No Trousers. >9.30pm, free MARLBOROUGH BAR & THEATRE Q&A. Indie, electro, soul, punk, and the classics. >5pm, free QUEEN’S ARMS Camp Attack + Karaoke. Definitive

CHARLES STREET BAR Fierce. Cocktails, funky house and commercial tunes! > 9pm–3am, free LEGENDS Pre-Ignition. >7pm, free MARLBOROUGH BAR AND THEATRE Cherry Pop. Cheesy upbeat classics! >8pm, free QUEEN’S ARMS Cabaret: Spice + Karaoke. >12pm–12am R-BAR Kinky Classics. A pre-clubbing crowd get ready for Kinky Dangerous. >Bar open 12pm–7am, free REVENGE Kinky Dangerous. Funky house, electro and pop equals. >10.30pm, £7/3 THE BASEMENT Ignition. Funky house and chart remix sounds. >11pm–4am, free THE PV AT THE JURYS OUT PV Brunch + Booty Call. >12pm–2am, free

SUNDAY 12 AMSTERDAM Sunday Lunch + Connie's Karaoke. >12pm–1am, free DOCTOR BRIGHTONS Recovery Room + Electro Therapy. Funky and dirty electro house. > 8pm HONEY CLUB Afrodisiac. Erotic party excess with a vibrant mix of storming house dance floor fillers. > 11pm, £3.50/2.50 LEGENDS Sunday Cabaret with Wilma Fingadoo + Chill Out Bar. >3.15pm, free R-BAR Sublime Sundays . >12pm–2am, free THE BASEMENT Pop! Candy. Dollops of pop belted out by DJ Jaykey. >11pm–4am, free THE PV AT THE JURYS OUT Sundaylicious Roast + Totally Toybox. Classic boardgames, free Wii & Giant Jenga! >12pm, free

MONDAY 13 CHARLES STREET CLUB Studio 150. Pop, trash, indie, and classics. >10pm, £1.50 QUEENS ARMS Tammy Twinkle's Cabaret Karaoke Show. Bar open>12pm–12am, free THE BASEMENT Jaykey & PC's Mobile Disco. Upfront and chart pop remixes. >11pm–4am, free

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L7 Under review Read more reviews of local shows online at www.thelatest.co.uk THE JOLLY BOYS

Before reggae and ska there was mento and The Jolly Boys have been playing it for over 60 years. Probably the oldest performers to grace the Coalition stage, the snappily dressed septuagenarians, dubbed the Jamaican Buena Vista Social Club, were here to promote their new covers album. Most of the songs suited their laid back calypso style, with ‘Rehab’ and ‘Ring Of Fire’ standing out. Both ‘Powda’ Bennett, 73, and Albert Minott, 72, were surprisingly sprightly and ‘Johnny’ Henry, 71, sat sage-like as he played his sitting bass rumba box. A great show from a group who have more than paid their dues. Coalition, 31 August JJJJJ Steve Clements

BEIRUT

“Welcome to Eastbourne”, said Zach Cordon with a sideways smile. Beirut's wistful brass fitted in well with the period grandeur of Eastbourne’s Winter Gardens theatre. Most of the audience were drawn from outside town – and with only two UK shows this year from the band, it was certainly worth the

trip. Performing a set that elevated mariachi, European folk and funeral marching bands, this big show was long-sold out and feverishly well-recieved. Cordon’s rich baritone led Beirut’s bittersweet, merrily swaying parade through a wonderful cacophony of horns, conjuring up the kind of adulation reserved for revolutionary polictical rallies. A remarkable show in a truly classy joint. Winter Gardens, Eastbourne, 27 August JJJJJ Finn Scott-Delany

THE CHORDS

The mod revivalists emerged from the stage smoke only a silhouette of their former selves. Hailing from London, The Chords lived up to their deafening reputation but with little flair. The vocals were coarse and off-key. Their instruments, although sometimes tolerable, mostly grated inharmoniously. Frontman Billy Hassett appeared warm and energetic, but intermittently battled with the sound engineer who failed to reduce the level of feedback spewing from the microphones. The rock veterans were upstaged by their

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CLUB SMOOCH: SUMMER HEAT WAVE

You certainly get your money's worth with Club Smooch. A sultry and steamy Latin American themed burlesque night, it sashayed its way through some sizzling songs, female burlesque of all sizes and some very funny and tongue-incheek ‘male’ burlesque. The hosting was rough around the edges but that was part of its charm, although if polished up the evening would flow much better. Special mention for the wonderfully inventive ‘Chavup’ burlesque dance of Miss

Direction and the sensuous Liberty Sweet’s clever dress down – plus the surprising appearance of a great trapeze act by Miss Kitty Peels. The venue was fit to bursting, as were some of the audience due to their aptly themed attire. Komedia, 27 August JJJJJ Lee Stevens

THE ALL NEW ORIGINAL TRIBUTE TO THE BLUES BROTHERS

A construct inspired by the classic ’80s film, this tribute is less a theatre piece, more a floorstompingly enjoyable cabaret night. A delightful cast with voices picked to suit the songs selected by the original duo, as well as a strong support from a trio of belting soul female singers, made for a fun night all the family came along to enjoy. The only weak moments came when the ensemble of performers, plus the live band on stage, fragmented. Some solo performances without the support of the others showed the bare bones of a performer’s limitations. For the most part, though, no one cared, as the audience danced in the aisles, singing the virtues of ‘Sweet Home Chicago’, and feeling the joy of the party. Theatre Royal, 31 August JJJJJ Victoria Nangle

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tuesday 7 This Is England ‘86 Channel 4, 10pm Follow-up mini series to Shane Meadows’ award-winning drama This Is England, set in 1986. Shaun celebrates his last day at school but faces an uncertain future. Woody and Lol prepare to get married. Matching Fred Perry suits and Grade 2s no doubt. Starring the lovely Thomas Turgoose – gotta love him. Bless.

Swingtown ITV1, 10.35pm When the Miller family move to a posh Chicago suburb, they discover that their neighbours are swapping more than gossip. Initially bewildered, Susan and Bruce soon come to realise that their swinging neighbours present the excitement their marriage craves. More than apples in those fruit bowls.

Underage And Pregnant BBC3, 8pm Natasha from Dumfries is 16. Despite wishing she was older before becoming a mum, the relationship with her fella is working. Leah from London is 15 and three months pregnant. The reality of becoming a ma is sinking in, while dreams of becoming a doctor begin to disappear. Leg-crossing viewing.

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6.00am - 9.05 Children’s television 9.05 Buzz And Tell 9.10 Tinga Tinga Tales 9.25 Garth And Bev 9.35 Ethelbert The Tiger 9.45 Pingu 9.50 Pingu 10.00 Waybuloo 10.20 Clifford The Big Red Dog 10.30 Pablo, The Little Red Fox 10.35 3rd And Bird 10.50 Wibbly Pig 11.00 In The Night Garden 11.30 Living Dangerously 12.00pm The Daily Politics 12.30 GMT 1.00 Animal Park 2.00 Wanted Down Under 3.00 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Pointless 5.15 Escape To The Country 6.00 Eggheads Eggs on heads. 6.30 Climbing Great Buildings Climbing Great Buildings. Hold on! 7.00 Coast The series concludes with a 200 mile journey down England’s east coast, from the river Humber to the river Thames and into the heart of the capital. 8.00 The Great British Bake Off Ten home bakers take part in a bakeoff to test their baking skills and battle to be crowned best amateur baker. Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake. 9.00 The Big School Lottery The series follows for a full year Birmingham Education Authority, which is the largest in Europe, as it allocates its school places. And it follows a group of children, and their parents, from across Birmingham as they go through the process and make the move from primary to secondary school. 10.00 Mercury Music Prize 2010 Mercury Music Prize 2010. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis. 11.20 Mercury Music Prize 2010 Mercury Music Prize 2010. 12.25am BBC News

6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 60 Minute Makeover 3.00 The Michael Ball Show 4.00 Inspector Morse 5.00 Britain’s Best Dish

6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Big Brother’s Little Brother 7.25 Ultimate Big Brother 8.35 Frasier 9.05 Hollyoaks Music Show With Matalan.co.uk 9.35 Friends 10.05 The Good Wife 11.05 Desperate Housewives 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Brothers And Sisters 1.00 FILM: Indiscreet (1958) 2.55 Wogan’s Perfect Recall 3.25 Countdown 4.10 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.30 Coach Trip 6.00 The Simpsons When Bart decides to spend a bit of time with Marge, it’s not long before he’s buying tea sets and singing duets. Has he turned into a mummy’s boy? 6.30 Hollyoaks Jacqui and Rhys argue at work, but Cheryl orders them to go on a date together. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv Series of brief documentaries on religious and ethical issues. 8.00 Help! My House Is Falling Down Trendy couple Tony and Kerensa have purchased a two bedroom period property here in Brighton, but chronic damp, leaks and flimsy wall material has put the house on the point of collapse. 9.00 Ultimate Big Brother Highlights of the housemates’ latest 24 hours in the house. 10.00 This Is England ‘86 See highlights. 11.05 FILM: Footloose (1984) Starring Kevin Bacon, Lori Singer, Dianne Wiest, John Lithgow, Elizabeth Gorcey and Christopher Penn. Dancing drama. 1.05am The Poker Lounge Poker. 2.00 Ultimate Big Brother: Live 4.05 KOTV Boxing Weekly 4.30 FIM Superbike World Championship 4.55 Cooper Tires British F3 International Series 5.25 Mobil 1 The Grid 5.50 World Sport

6.00am - 8.20 Children’s television 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Thomas & Friends 8.40 The WotWots 8.50 Big School 9.00 Pocoyo 9.10 Milkshake! Show Songs 9.15 The Wright Stuff 10.45 Trisha Goddard 11.45 CSI: NY 12.40pm Five News 12.45 Chinese Food In Minutes 1.15 The Boss Is Coming To Dinner 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Home And Away 2.50 I Own Britain’s Best Home: Flying Visit 3.05 FILM: A Kiss At Midnight (2008) 5.00 Five News 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Ruby turns to drink in a misguided attempt to make herself feel better. Hic. 6.25 Live From Studio Five Magazine show. 7.00 Five News At 7 7.30 Zoo Days Zola, an African elephant is pregnant – but there is a problem: her troubled past has left her bruised and fragile, and she does not like baby elephants. Aw. 8.00 Nature Shock This instalment tells the story of how a dramatic decline in the vulture population has caused ecological disaster in India. 9.00 CSI: Miami A mysterious face from Jesse’s past returns. 10.00 CSI: NY The CSIs uncover the lair of the compass killer. 11.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Forensic drama series set in Las Vegas. The team investigates the high-profile disappearance of a model and aspiring showgirl. 12.00am Five VOD Cricket On Five Highlights of the second Twenty20 international between England and Pakistan at the SWALEC Stadium. 12.55 Visit www.SuperCasino.com 4.05 Chinese Food In Minutes 4.30 The Boss Is Coming To Dinner 4.55 Animal Rescue Squad 5.10 The New Tomorrow 5.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans (x3) 9.00 Netbusters 9.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 10.30 Speedway 12.30pm Netbusters 1.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 2.00 Speedway 4.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 5.00 Football Asia 5.30 LIVE Cricket: Twenty20 International 9.30 LIVE US Open Tennis (x2) 4.00 Football Asia 4.30 Hyundai A League 5.00 Uniqa Ladies Golf Open

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News & Weather 7.00 Emmerdale David demands that Leyla tell him the truth. Maisie suspects that Ryan was framed and that the real killer is close to home. Eve and Scarlett are shocked when Holly asks them for money. 7.30 Grimefighters Mitch copes with the illegal practices and grime that are part of a London Friday night. 8.00 New Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? Chris Tarrant hosts the new version of the classic gameshow, which is filled with more drama and tension than ever before. 9.00 Help! I Caught It Abroad! 2 Featuring patients who have been bitten by snakes and monkeys or infected with liver and eye parasites, as well as cases of malaria and leprosy. Mmmm, yummy. 10.00 ITV News At Ten & Weather 10.35 Swingtown See highlights. 11.30 Ladette To Lady The remaining candidates face up to the daunting challenge of playing host to the cream of the country set when the prestigious Zetland Hunt pays a visit. But first the ladettes must acclimatise to the unsavoury realities of country life. 12.25am The Zone Including features from QVC and Challenge Jackpot. 2.25 The Rockford Files 3.20 The Jeremy Kyle Show 4.10 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Ocean Ride 7.00 WWE Afterburn 8.00 Trilby Tour 8.30 Euro Tour Golf 9.30 PGA Tour Golf 1.30pm Trilby Tour 2.00 Shell’s Wonderful World Of Golf 3.30 PGA Tour Classic 4.30 Trilby Tour 5.00 Boots ‘n’ All - The Tries 6.00 PGA Tour Golf 7.00 LIVE International Football 10.00 Poker Million 12.00am International Cricket 2.00 Golf 3.00 Close

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8.00 Underage And Pregnant See highlights 8.30 Snog Marry Avoid? 9.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Ideal 11.00 Family Guy 11.25 American Dad! 11.45 Don’t Tell The Bride 12.45am World Cup’s Most Shocking Moments 2010 2.45 Ideal 3.15 Total Wipeout

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 The Sky At Night 8.00 Liz Smith’s Summer Cruise 9.00 Eddie Waring: Mr Rugby League 10.00 The Game That Got Away 10.30 Challenge Cup Classic: The 1978 Rugby League Final 12.00am FILM: This Sporting Life (1963) 2.10 Eddie Waring: Mr Rugby League

12.00pm Coronation Street (x2) 1.00 Emmerdale 1.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.45 Sally Jessy Raphael 4.30 Loose Women 5.30 Judge Judy (x3) 7.00 All Star Mr & Mrs 8.00 The Saturdays: 24/7 9.00 Jedward: Let Loose 10.00 FILM: You, Me And Dupree (2006) 12.15am Jedward: Let Loose 1.15 Emmerdale

12.55pm Heartbeat 1.55 Monarch Of The Glen 3.00 Upstairs, Downstairs 4.15 Dickinson’s Real Deal 5.15 Duty Free 5.50 Heartbeat 6.50 Monarch Of The Glen 8.00 Rosemary And Thyme 9.00 The People’s Detective 10.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple 12.00am Flashpoint 12.50 FILM: The Guys (2002) 2.10 Film File

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wednesday 8 The Unforgettable Mollie Sugden ITV1, 7.30pm Family, friends and colleagues pay a touching tribute to the smashing Mollie Sudgen, who died in 2009. Famous for playing Nellie Harvey in Corrie before securing starring roles in The Liver Birds and Are You Being Served? A very talented lady, and we are unanimous in that.

Waterloo Road BBC1, 8pm Chris finds himself in a tricky position when a new sexual health initiative highlights certain issues. Ronan and his girlie Sarah argue over whether she should take the morning-after pill. Lauren tries it on with a reluctant Josh. Sex flippin’ mad this lot. Get a bucket of cold water for these saucy schoolies.

Film: Once Upon A Time In The Midlands Film4, 9pm A spaghetti western set in Nottingham. A British working class comic spin to this tale of a petty criminal who returns to town to win back the love of his life from her dull Welsh boyfriend. Enter the Glaswegian desperados that he seems to have upset somewhat. Funny film. Yee-ha!

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6.00am - 8.30 Children’s television 8.30 LazyTown 8.55 Jollywobbles 9.05 Buzz And Tell 9.10 Tinga Tinga Tales 9.25 Garth And Bev 9.35 Ethelbert The Tiger 9.45 Pingu 9.50 Pingu 10.00 Waybuloo 10.20 Clifford The Big Red Dog 10.30 Pablo The Little Red Fox 10.35 3rd And Bird 10.50 Wibbly Pig 11.00 In The Night Garden 11.30 The Daily Politics 1.00pm See Hear 1.30 Living Dangerously 2.00 Wanted Down Under 3.00 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Pointless 5.15 Escape To The Country 6.00 Eggheads No yolking about, hard quiz this one. 6.30 Climbing Great Buildings Climbing Great Buildings. Nuff said. 7.00 Queens Of Heartache A look at female singers of the 20th century, who tragically died young and became cultural icons. The singers featured include Edith Piaf, Billie Holiday, Judy Garland, Maria Callas and Janis Joplin. With contributions from Mickey Rooney, Charles Aznavour, Country Joe McDonald, KT Tunstall, Katie Melua and Corinne Bailey-Rae. 8.00 Coast A journey around the coast of the United Kingdom, uncovering stories that have made us the island nation we are today. 9.00 The Big School Lottery Series offering an insight into the oftenfraught process of selecting a child’s secondary school. 10.00 Grumpy Old Holidays Fourpart series in which grumpy celebrities ponder on why holidays are just another of life’s many disappointments. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation. 11.20 E Numbers: An Edible Adventure The truth about those notorious food additives, E numbers. 12.20am Home Movie Roadshow Uncut 1.20 BBC News

6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 60 Minute Makeover 3.00 The Michael Ball Show 4.00 Inspector Morse 5.00 Britain’s Best Dish

6.20am The Hoobs 6.45 Big Brother’s Little Brother 7.10 Ultimate Big Brother 8.05 Frasier 8.35 Hollyoaks Music Show 9.05 Friends 9.35 Friends 10.05 The Good Wife 11.05 Desperate Housewives 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Brothers And Sisters 1.00 FILM: The Private Lives Of Elizabeth And Essex (1939) 2.55 Wogan’s Perfect Recall 3.25 Countdown 4.10 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.30 Coach Trip 6.00 The Simpsons Homer becomes Springfield’s safety guru, and before long he’s challenging Mayor Quimby for office. Until there’s an embarrassing mishap with his costume... 6.30 Hollyoaks Amber reveals to Taylor that she saw their mum and Tony sharing a kiss. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv Series of brief documentaries on religious and ethical issues. 8.00 How To Look Good Naked Gok catches up with twins Jeannie and Suzy to find out how the girls are getting on two years after their fashion makeover. 9.00 Ultimate Big Brother Highlights of the housemates’ latest 24 hours in the Ultimate Big Brother house. 10.00 Derren Brown Live Repeat of yesterday’s show. 11.05 Ultimate Big Brother Davina announces the results of the latest eviction. 11.35 School Of Comedy Comedy. 12.05am MUSIC ON 4: Topman Ctrl Student Tour 12.25 MUSIC ON 4: 4Play: Laura Marling 12.40 MUSIC ON 4: The Crush With KFC Krushems News and reviews. 1.05 Ultimate Big Brother: Live 2.45 FILM: Broken Lizard’s Club Dread (2004) 4.30 AVP Beach Volleyball 5.25 Countdown

6.00am - 8.15 Children’s television 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.30 Thomas & Friends 8.40 The WotWots 8.50 Big School 9.00 Pocoyo 9.10 Milkshake! Show Songs 9.15 The Wright Stuff 10.45 Trisha Goddard 11.45 CSI: NY 12.40ppm Five News 12.45 Chinese Food In Minutes 1.15 The Boss Is Coming To Dinner 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Home And Away 2.50 Animal Rescue Squad 3.00 The Family Recipe 3.10 FILM: Love’s Enduring Promise (2004) 5.00 Five News 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Angelo’s grand restaurant opening looks set to be a disaster. Indi reveals a secret. 6.25 Live From Studio Five Magazine show. 7.00 Five News At 7 7.30 Michaela’s Zoo Babies Wildlife documentary series presented by Michaela Strachan profiling breeding programmes in zoos across the UK. 8.00 Emergency Bikers Motorbike paramedics come to the aid of an RAF medic and a pensioner who has taken a tumble. 9.00 NCIS The agents stumble upon a nine-year-old kidnap case while showing a group of boy scouts around HQ. Clumsy oafs. 10.00 Law And Order: Criminal Intent Crime drama following the Major Case Squad’s investigations. 11.00 Law And Order While investigating the death of a teenager, the detectives think they have stumbled onto the work of a serial killer. 11.55 PartyPoker.com: The Big Game IV World-class poker action. 12.55am SuperCasino Visit www.SuperCasino.com. 4.05 Chinese Food In Minutes 4.30 The Boss Is Coming To Dinner 4.55 Animal Rescue Squad 5.10 The New Tomorrow 5.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans (x3) 9.00 Football Asia 9.30 Cricket: Twenty20 International 11.30 Uniqa Ladies Golf Open 12.30pm Cricket: Twenty20 International 2.30 Football Asia 3.00 Hyundai A League 3.30 Cricket: Twenty20 International 5.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 6.00 Boots ‘n’ All 7.00 Sky Sports News 7.30 International Football 9.30 Total Rugby 10.00 Boots ‘n’ All 11.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 11.30 International Football 1.30am Boots ‘n’ All 2.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 3.00 International Football 5.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 5.30 Total Rugby

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News & Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Maisie’s frustration with her family builds to breaking point. John and Moira try to convince Holly to come home. Carl plays a dangerous game with Chas and Eve. 7.30 The Unforgettable Mollie Sugden See highlights. 8.00 Midsomer Murders Trouble seems to be brewing in the pretty village of Ford Florey when a tract of waste ground dubbed ‘the Swamp’ becomes the focus of a land dispute between two old agricultural families and a band of travellers. 10.00 ITV News At Ten & Weather 10.35 Words Of The Blitz To mark the 70th anniversary of the Blitz, this programme features contemporary first-hand accounts – some written as the bombs fell – telling the story of a defining moment in the nation’s history. 11.35 Send In The Dogs Two new recruits, Eddie and Keela, are brought in from the South Yorkshire police force after assisting in such highprofile cases as the search for Madeleine McCann and investigations into alleged child abuse in Jersey. 12.30am The Zone ITV1’s place to shop and play 2.30 FILM: The Lion In Winter (1968) 4.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Ocean Ride 7.00 WWE Vintage Collection 8.00 Golf 9.00 PGA Euro Pro Tour Golf 11.00 Poker Million 1.00pm US Open Tennis 4.00 LIVE US Open Tennis 10.00 Trans World Sport 11.00 Inside The PGA Tour 11.30 Total Rugby 12.00am LIVE US Open Tennis 4.00 Close

Sky Sports 3 10.30am Hyundai A League 11.00 Airsports World 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm Sports Unlimited 1.00 UCI Mountain Bike World Cup 1.30 Airsports World 2.00 Max Power 3.00 Sports Unlimited 4.00 UCI Mountain Bike World Cup 4.30 Mountainbike World 5.00 WWE The Bottom Line 6.00 WWE Afterburn 7.00 Total Rugby 7.30 LIVE Greyhound Racing 10.00 Cage Fighter 10.30 Watersports World 11.30 Golfing World 12.30am European Tour Weekly 1.00 Inside The PGA Tour 1.30 Champions Tour Golf 2.30 Poker Million 4.30 Close

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12.00pm First Love 1.00 Project Runway 2.00 Bones 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 Malcolm In The Middle 5.30 Futurama 6.00 Oops TV 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Vet Adventures 9.00 Must Be The Music Live 10.15 Must Be The Music - Meet The Semi-Finalists 11.00 FILM: Notting Hill (1999) 1.20am Road Wars

7.00pm Great TV Mistakes 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 FILM: Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (1995) 10.30 Family Guy (x2) 11.20 American Dad! (x2) 12.05am Ideal 12.35 Him & Her 1.05 The Real Hustle: Celebrity Scammers 1.35 Great TV Mistakes 2.35 Ideal 3.05 Him & Her 3.35 The Real Hustle: Celebrity Scammers

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 The Yorkshire Dales On Film 8.00 We Need Answers 8.30 Churches: How To Read Them 9.00 The North On A Plate 10.00 Mad Men 10.45 Selling The Sixties 11.45 The North On A Plate 12.45am People’s Palaces: The Golden Age Of Civic Architecture 1.45 We Need Answers

1.30pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.45 Sally Jessy Raphael 4.30 Loose Women 5.30 Judge Judy (x3) 7.00 Planet’s Funniest Animals 7.30 Premiere Special: Tamara Drewe 8.00 Paris Hilton’s My New BFF 9.00 Fearne And Mischa Barton 10.00 FILM: Three Kings (1999) 12.20am Hell’s Kitchen USA

12.55pm Heartbeat 1.55 Monarch Of The Glen 3.00 Upstairs, Downstairs 4.15 Dickinson’s Real Deal 5.15 Duty Free 5.50 Heartbeat 6.50 Monarch Of The Glen 8.00 Mr Bean (x2) 9.00 The Best Of The Royal Variety 10.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple 12.10am Life 1.00 Cadfael 2.20 Film File 2.30 Teleshopping

3.00pm Gilmore Girls 3.55 Samantha Who? (x2) 4.55 Friends (x2) 6.00 Big Brother’s Little Brother 6.25 The Big Bang Theory 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Friends 8.00 Friends (x2) 9.00 Ugly Betty 10.00 Come Dine With Me: Big Brother Winners 11.05 Friends 11.35 Big Brother’s Big Mouth 12.40am Ultimate Big Brother: Live

2.50pm Coach Trip 3.20 Location, Location, Location (x2) 4.25 A Place In The Sun: Home Or USA 5.30 Relocation, Relocation 6.35 Deal Or No Deal 7.25 Grand Designs 8.30 The Daily Show With Jon Stewart 9.00 The Genius Of Charles Darwin 12.05am The Closer 1.00 The Genius Of Charles Darwin 4.00 Close

11.00am Pickup On South Street (1953) 12.40pm Cry Havoc (1944) 2.35 Bataan (1943) 4.50 The Barefoot Contessa (1954) 7.25 The Man (2005) 9.00 Once Upon A Time In The Midlands (2002) See highlights 11.00 SmallTime (1996) 12.05am Where’s The Money, Ronnie? 12.20 The Sin Eater (2003)

Artwave has grown to 300 artists across the Lewes region, and Julie Anne Gilburt does her best to meet them all!

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thursday 9 Law And Order: UK ITV1, 9pm When a young child is murdered, the CCTV footage of the boy being led to his death haunts both the police officers and the legal team. Detectives Brooks and Devlin find their investigation is made more shocking because the two suspects in the frame are children themselves. Sounds somewhat familiar this.

8 Out Of 10 Cats: Big Brother Special Channel 4, 10pm Old Lego-hair Carr presents a special edition of his game show. And this time, who do you think the guests are? Yes, it’s that motley crue of ex-housemates. Big Brother’s winners and sinners in all their fame-grabbing glory. Make the of most of it BB fans; it will soon be a thing of the past.

Southland More4, 10pm Police drama set in LA. When a USC student is murdered in Compton (get straight outta there), Kenny and Andy canvass the neighbourhood while Nate and Sammy investigate a nearby house where a party took place the night before (bet they don’t need French polishers). John and Ben attend the funeral of a cop.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Helicopter Heroes 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 To Buy Or Not To Buy 11.45 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Diagnosis Murder 3.00 BBC News 3.05 Junior MasterChef 3.35 Wingin’ It 4.00 Animals At Work 4.30 Deadly 60 5.00 Newsround 5.15 The Weakest Link 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show Stories that matter from across the country. 7.30 EastEnders Drama from the Square. 7.57 BBC News And Regional News 8.00 Watchdog Matt Allwright turns the tables on a rogue car clamper. 9.00 Small Teen, Big World Being a teenager is tough, but for 16-yearold Jasmine Burkitt it is even harder because she is just 3ft 8in tall and only fits clothes designed for a seven- to eight-year-old girl. The 12 months captured in this documentary are the most important of Jasmine’s life so far. She goes to New York to meet others with similar genetic conditions; camps out at her first pop festival; celebrates her sixteenth birthday and tries to contact her estranged father, who is average size. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Spending Review Politicians come face to face with the public to explain spending cuts. 11.25 FILM: Underclassman (2004) Action comedy. 12.55am Holiday Weatherview 1.00 Sign Zone: Panorama 1.30 Sign Zone: Countryfile 2.25 Sign Zone: Ben Fogle’s Escape In Time 3.10 BBC News

6.00am - 9.10 Children’s television 9.10 Tinga Tinga Tales 9.25 Garth And Bev 9.35 Ethelbert The Tiger 9.45 Pingu 9.50 Pingu 10.00 Waybuloo 10.20 Clifford The Big Red Dog 10.30 Pablo, The Little Red Fox 10.35 3rd And Bird 10.50 Wibbly Pig 11.00 In The Night Garden 11.30 Living Dangerously 12.00pm The Daily Politics 12.30 GMT 1.00 Animal Park 2.00 Wanted Down Under 3.00 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Pointless 5.15 Escape To The Country 6.00 Eggheads Sometimes the answers don’t glair you in the face. 6.30 Climbing Great Buildings Climbing Great Buildings. 7.00 Mountain Gorilla Includes a look at the plight of some of the youngest and most vulnerable of the mountain gorilla population. 8.00 E Numbers: An Edible Adventure E numbers: An Edible Adventure. 9.00 Gareth Malone’s Extraordinary School For Boys Gareth Malone teaches in a primary school for one term. His mission is to re-engage boys who don’t like school and who, like many across Britain, lag behind their female peers. 10.00 Mock The Week Dara O Briain and the team are joined by guests Chris Addison, Milton Jones and Andi Osho. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis. 11.20 Nurse Jackie Drama series. 11.45 Nurse Jackie Drama series. 12.15am Reading Festival Highlights Edith Bowman and Reggie Yates introduce highlights from many of the acts from the 2010 Reading Festival. Including performances from the likes of Arcade Fire, The Libertines, The Klaxons, Mumford & Sons, Queens of the Stone Age, Biffy Clyro plus many more. 1.45 BBC News

6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 60 Minute Makeover 3.00 The Michael Ball Show 4.00 Inspector Morse 5.00 Britain’s Best Dish

6.10am The Treacle People 6.20 The Hoobs 6.45 Big Brother’s Little Brother 7.10 Ultimate Big Brother 8.05 Ultimate Big Brother 8.35 Hollyoaks Music Show 9.05 Friends 9.35 Friends 10.05 The Good Wife 11.05 Desperate Housewives 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Brothers And Sisters 1.00 FILM: Casablanca (1942) 2.55 Wogan’s Perfect Recall 3.25 Countdown 4.10 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.30 Coach Trip 6.00 The Simpsons A lonely Marge joins a women’s group who plan to steal one million dollars from Mr Burns. Go Marge! 6.30 Hollyoaks Amber begins to regret her lies, as an outraged Phil seeks out Gabby and Tony. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv Series of brief documentaries on religious and ethical issues. 8.00 Ultimate Big Brother Highlights from the latest 24 hours in the Ultimate Big Brother house. 9.00 Alan Davies’ Teenage Revolution First of a three-part series with actor and comedian Alan Davies exploring how the 1980s shaped him and others who grew up in the decade. 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats: Big Brother Special See highlights. 10.50 My Funniest Year: 2000 Rufus illustrates his story with the help of some special guests and the funniest clips from the year in which Britain was introduced to Big Brother and President George W. Bush. 12.50am MUSIC ON 4: The Album Chart Show Spotlight Sponsored By TescoEntertainment.com Music programme featuring a round-up of the week’s best singles, including videos and performances. 1.05 Ultimate Big Brother: Live 5.35 Countdown

6.00am - 8.00 Children’s television 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.30 Thomas & Friends 8.40 The WotWots 8.50 Big School 9.00 Pocoyo 9.10 Milkshake! Show Songs 9.15 The Wright Stuff 10.45 Trisha Goddard 11.45 CSI: NY 12.40pm Five News 12.45 Chinese Food In Minutes 1.15 The Boss Is Coming To Dinner 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Home And Away 2.50 Animal Rescue Squad 3.05 FILM: Family Sins (2004) 5.00 Five News 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Leah begins to struggle at work as a result of her grief over Elijah’s departure. 6.25 Live From Studio Five Magazine show. 7.00 Five News At 7 7.30 Escape From... Apollo 13 Historian Saul David presents some of the greatest historical escapes of the 20th century. This edition focuses on the disastrous 1970 lunar mission in which three astronauts found themselves fighting for survival in outer space. 8.00 The Wright Stuff Anniversary Special Matthew Wright hosts the topical debate show. 9.00 9/11 Crime Scene Investigators Eye-opening documentary following officers from the NYPD’s elite Crime Scene Unit as they searched for evidence – and survivors – in the aftermath of the 9/11 terrorist attacks. 10.00 FILM: Nowhere To Run (1993) Starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Rosanna Arquette, Kieran Culkin, Ted Levine and Joss Ackland. Action-packed adventure. 12.05am SuperCasino Visit www.SuperCasino.com. 4.05 Chinese Food In Minutes 4.30 The Boss Is Coming To Dinner 4.55 Animal Rescue Squad 5.10 The New Tomorrow 5.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans (x3) 9.00 International Football 11.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 11.30 Boots ‘n’ All 12.30pm International Football 2.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 3.00 Boots ‘n’ All 4.00 International Football 6.00 Cricket - NatWest Years 7.00 Sky Sports News 7.30 Barclays Premier League World 8.00 The Rugby Club 9.00 Ringside 10.00 Time Of Our Lives 11.00 The Rugby Club 12.00am Live NFL 4.30 Ringside 5.30 Barclays Premier League World

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News & Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Moira and Laurel search for Holly. Faye confronts Natasha and accuses her of covering for Nathan. 7.30 Tonight Current affairs programme providing human interest, insight and analysis on the stories that really matter. 8.00 Emmerdale Eve uses a distraction to get close to Carl. The Bartons are devastated to find their house burgled. Cain visits Ryan in prison. 8.30 Coronation Street Tyrone has an awkward question for Kevin – but can he answer it? A nightmare begins for Dev and Sunita as they come under suspicion. Can Ken heal the rift in his family? 9.00 Law & Order: UK See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten & Weather 10.35 FILM: United 93 (2006) Powerful Oscar-nominated drama telling the story of the fourth aircraft hijacked on 11 September 2001, as air traffic controllers and passengers took action to try to prevent it from reaching its target in Washington DC. 12.35am The Zone Including features from QVC and Challenge Jackpot. 2.35 British Touring Car Championship Highlights 3.50 The Jeremy Kyle Show 4.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Ocean Ride 7.00 WWE Experience 8.00 British Motocross Championship 9.00 Boots ‘n’ All 10.00 Trans World Sport 11.00 Aerobics: Oz Style 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm Watersports World 1.00 US Open Tennis 4.00 LIVE US Open Tennis 10.00 ATP Tour Uncovered 10.30 Barclays Premier League World 11.00 Cricket NatWest Years 12.00am LIVE US Open Tennis 4.00 The Rugby Club 5.00 Close

Sky Sports 3 8.30am Champions Tour Golf 9.30 Inside The PGA Tour 10.00 European Tour Weekly 10.30 LIVE European Tour Golf 12.30pm Champions Tour Golf 1.30 Total Rugby 2.00 Ocean Ride 2.30 Inside The PGA Tour 3.00 Total Rugby 3.30 LIVE European Tour Golf 5.30 WWE Vintage Collection 6.30 IAAF Athletix Weekly 7.00 Race World 8.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf 11.00 European Tour Golf 12.30am Ringside 1.30 Golfing World 2.30 Time Of Our Lives 3.30 Barclays Premier League World 4.00 Race World 5.00 Cricket NatWest Years

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12.00pm The Real A & E (X2) 1.00 Project Runway 2.00 Bones 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (X2) 5.00 Malcolm In The Middle 5.30 Futurama 6.00 Oops TV 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 The Real A & E 8.30 An Idiot Abroad: The Preview Show 9.00 Lie To Me 10.00 NCIS: LA (x2) 12.00am A League Of Their Own 12.30 Road Wars

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Glamour Models, Mum And Me 9.00 Edinburgh Comedy Fest Live 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 The King Is Dead 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 Him & Her 12.15am Edinburgh Comedy Fest Live 1.15 The King Is Dead 1.45 Underage And Pregnant 2.15 Baby Beauty Queens

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 BBC Proms 2010: Last Night Of The Proms 1910 10.30 The Edwardian Family Album 11.30 Churches: How To Read Them 12.00am John Sergeant On Tracks Of Empire 1.00 BBC Proms 2010: Last Night Of The Proms 1910 5.30 Close

1.30pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.45 Sally Jessy Raphael 4.30 Loose Women 5.30 Judge Judy (x3) 7.00 New Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? 8.00 Fearne And Mischa Barton 9.00 The Saturdays: 24/7 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.45 Coronation Street 11.20 FILM: What Women Want (2000) 1.50am Emmerdale

12.55pm Heartbeat 1.55 Monarch Of The Glen 3.00 Upstairs, Downstairs 4.15 Dickinson’s Real Deal 5.15 Duty Free 5.50 Heartbeat 6.50 Monarch Of The Glen 8.00 The People’s Detective 9.00 Martina Cole’s Lady Killers 10.00 Prime Suspect 12.10am FILM: Lorenzo’s Oil (1992) 2.30 Teleshopping

4.00pm Samantha Who? 4.25 Friends (x3) 6.00 Big Brother’s Little Brother 6.30 The Big Bang Theory 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Friends (x3) 9.00 The Big Bang Theory 9.30 How I Met Your Mother 10.00 Accidentally On Purpose 10.35 Alan Carr: Chatty Man (x2) 12.15am Ultimate Big Brother: Live

2.55pm Coach Trip 3.20 Location, Location, Location (x2) 4.25 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.30 Relocation, Relocation 6.35 Deal Or No Deal 7.25 Grand Designs 8.30 The Daily Show With Jon Stewart 9.00 The Closer 10.00 Southland See highlights 10.55 Without A Trace 11.55 The Closer

11.00am Mirror (1976) 1.05pm The Spy In Black (1939) 2.45 The Iron Petticoat (1956) 4.35 How To Steal A Million (1966) 7.00 Fantastic Four (2005) 9.00 X-Men (2000) 11.00 Dead Man’s Shoes (2004) 12.45am Shane’s World 2.15 Where’s The Money, Ronnie? 2.30 SmallTime (1996)

Artwave 2010, in and around Lewes, is now recognised as a crucial part of the Sussex cultural calendar

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friday 10 Ultimate Big Brother Channel 4, 7.30pm It’s BB all night on Ch4 – feel free to swear. Miss McCall presents the very final episode of Ultimate Big Brother, counting down the first batch of runners up as they are booted out. Highlights from the last 24 hours and it’s anyone’s bet who’s going to be the ultimate housemate. Tune in at 10.30pm to watch the crowning ceremony.

Peggy Mitchell: Queen Of The Vic BBC1, 8.40pm She’s off. The Mitchell matriarch is packing her wig and leaving ‘taaahn’. After 16 years in the Square, she leaves us with us with fond memories, namely, comedy punch-ups with Pat as they rivalled for loverboy Frank, and the sadness of the breast cancer storyline. Farewell Babs.

The King Is Dead BBC3, 9.30pm Comedy show in which a public figure is hypothetically bumped off and a comic interview panel scours the celebrity pool for a replacement. The chief of police is dead. The team interview Caprice, Kirsten O’Brien, and Graham Cole to see who is the best person to bring order to our streets. Bit bonkers this show.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Helicopter Heroes 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 To Buy Or Not To Buy 11.45 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Diagnosis Murder 3.00 BBC News 3.05 Junior MasterChef 3.35 Wingin’ It 4.00 Fee Fi Fo Yum 4.30 Horrible Histories 5.00 Newsround 5.15 The Weakest Link 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show Stories that matter from across the country. 7.30 Animal 24/7 Series following people who work to protect wildlife and domestic animals. 8.00 EastEnders The worries of Walford. 8.40 Peggy Mitchell: Queen Of The Vic See highlights. 9.00 New Tricks Drama featuring an eccentric group of ex-police officers brought out of retirement to investigate unsolved crimes. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Would I Lie To You? David Mitchell is joined by John Bishop and Joanna Page, while Chris Addison and Patsy Palmer are on Lee Mack’s team. 11.05 The National Lottery Draws The Thunderball, Dream Number and Lotto draws live from Lottery HQ. 11.15 FILM: Brooklyn Rules (2007) Starring Alec Baldwin, Scott Caan, Freddie Prinze jr., Jerry Ferrara, Mena Suvari and Monica Keena. Brooklyn Rules. 12.45am Weatherview Detailed weather forecast. 12.50 Sign Zone: Gears And Tears 1.20 Sign Zone: Who Do You Think You Are? 2.20 Sign Zone: The Case For God? 2.50 Sign Zone: Ben Fogle’s Escape In Time 3.35 BBC News

6.00am - 9.10 Children’s television 9.10 Tinga Tinga Tales 9.25 Garth And Bev 9.35 Ethelbert The Tiger 9.45 Pingu 9.50 Pingu 10.00 Waybuloo 10.20 Clifford The Big Red Dog 10.30 Pablo, The Little Red Fox 10.35 3rd And Bird 10.50 Wibbly Pig 11.00 In The Night Garden 11.30 Living Dangerously 12.00pm The Daily Politics 12.30 GMT 1.00 Animal Park 2.00 Wanted Down Under 3.00 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Pointless 5.15 Escape To The Country 6.00 Eggheads Over-easy quiz. 6.30 Climbing Great Buildings Climbing Great Buildings. 7.00 Who Do You Think You Are? Series in which celebrities trace their ancestry, discovering secrets and surprises from their past. 8.00 Mastermind Quiz for leather lovers. 8.30 Gardeners’ World Gardening tips and advice. 9.00 Digging For Britain Digging for Britain. 10.00 Roger And Val Have Just Got In Val returns to the house to see how Roger’s tribunal at work has gone. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis. 11.00 The Review Show Round table arts and culture discussion programme. 11.50 FILM: The History Boys (2006) Film adaptation of Alan Bennett’s acclaimed stage play set in the north of England in the 1980s. Eight school pupils studying history pursue an undergraduate place at Oxford or Cambridge. The headmaster is determined to see them break records and enlists a new teacher to coach the boys into shape. Seduced though they are by his promises, the boys are concerned that there is more to learning than exams and grades, and become caught in a clash of education styles and loyalties.

6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 60 Minute Makeover 3.00 The Michael Ball Show 4.00 Inspector Morse 5.00 Britain’s Best Dish

6.20am The Hoobs 6.45 Big Brother’s Little Brother 7.10 Ultimate Big Brother 8.05 Frasier 8.35 Hollyoaks Music Show 9.05 Friends 9.35 Friends 10.05 The Good Wife 11.05 Desperate Housewives 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Wife Swap 1.00 Jamie At Home 1.25 Channel 4 Racing From Doncaster 2.55 Wogan’s Perfect Recall 3.25 Countdown 4.10 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.30 Coach Trip 6.00 The Simpsons La dolce vita turns decidedly sour for the Simpsons when they bump into Sideshow Bob in Italy. 6.30 Hollyoaks Amy is livid to discover that Ste has scuppered her visit to Barcelona. Frankie hunts high and low for a babysitter for Tom. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.25 4thought.tv Series of brief documentaries on religious and ethical issues. 7.30 Ultimate Big Brother See highlights. 9.30 Big Brother: Dermot’s Last Supper Guests include Craig Phillips, Narinder Kaur, Alex Sibley, Cameron Stout, Marco Sabba, Anthony Hutton and Pete Bennett. 10.00 Big Brother: Davina’s Big Send Off Davina McCall debates and relives the best BB moments from the past 11 years. 10.30 Ultimate Big Brother: The Final Hour Davina McCall presents the very last episode of the reality show and crowns the Ultimate Big Brother housemate. 11.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats: Big Brother Special Repeat. 12.25am MUSIC ON 4: Oxegen Festival 2010 Highlights Highlights.1.20 FILM: My Mother, Frank (1998) 2.55 This Week’s 4Music Top 20 4.45 Beauty And The Geek 5.25 Countdown

6.00am - 8.00 Children’s television 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Thomas & Friends 8.40 The WotWots 8.50 Big School 9.00 Pocoyo 9.10 Milkshake! Show Songs 9.15 The Wright Stuff 10.45 Trisha Goddard 11.45 CSI: NY 12.40pm Five News 12.45 Chinese Food In Minutes 1.15 The Boss Is Coming To Dinner 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Home And Away 2.50 I Own Britain’s Best Home: Flying Visit 3.00 FILM: Jack (2004) 5.00 Five News 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Tensions at Gina’s house rise to an all-time high when Bianca takes exception to John. 6.25 Live From Studio Five Magazine show. 7.00 Five News At 7 7.15 Cricket On Five Highlights of the first one day international between England and Pakistan at Chester-Le-Street. 8.00 Police Interceptors The chopper goes after an armed robber, Zippy the sniffer dog makes an interesting discovery and the team’s new recruits are put to the test by a pair of suspected burglars. 9.00 The Mentalist Jane butts heads with a spiritualist who claims to have intimate knowledge of a woman’s murder. Ouch! 10.00 Law And Order: Special Victims Unit Novak needs Benson to testify in a rape trial, but the detective is working undercover in Oregon. Busy Benson. 11.00 CSI: NY The first CSI baby makes an appearance. 11.55 Cops In Crisis Docu series about people who have had to face dangerous situations. 12.15am SuperCasino Visit www.SuperCasino.com. 4.05 Motorsport Mundial 4.30 The Boss Is Coming To Dinner 4.55 Animal Rescue Squad 5.10 The New Tomorrow 5.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans (x3) 9.00 Cricket - NatWest Years 10.00 LIVE International Cricket 6.30pm Barclays Premier League Preview 7.00 Sky Sports News 7.30 LIVE Super League 10.00 Take It Like A Fan 10.30 Barclays Premier League Preview 11.00 Football League Weekend 12.00am International Cricket 2.00 Take It Like A Fan 2.30 Barclays Premier League Preview 3.00 Football League Weekend 4.00 International Cricket

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News & Weather 7.00 Emmerdale A suspicious Edna confronts Eve. John and Moira discover who burgled their house. 7.30 Coronation Street Finally the cause of Aadi’s injury is revealed. Will Kylie risk everything on the eve of her court hearing? Ken is left reeling by what his son has to say. 8.00 Cheetah Kingdom New series following the work of former cameraman David Houghton, who works with a dedicated team at the Africat Foundation in central Namibia overseeing the conservation of cheetahs and other big cats. 8.30 Coronation Street Dev and Sunita are ecstatic to be reunited with their children, but Claire is far from happy. She never is. 9.00 Paul O’Grady Live Paul O’Grady hosts a brand new entertainment extravaganza. Today he welcomes Sir Tom Jones. 10.00 ITV News At Ten & Weather 10.35 FILM: Two Weeks Notice (2002) Starring Hugh Grant, Sandra Bullock, Alicia Witt, Mark Feuerstein, Dana Ivey and Heather Burns. Romantic comedy. 12.25am The Zone ITV1’s place to shop and play. 2.30 FILM: Earthquake (1974) Starstudded disaster epic. 4.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Ocean Ride 7.00 WWE Raw 9.00 Ringside 10.00 The Rugby Club 11.00 Aerobics: Oz Style 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm NFL 2.00 US Open Tennis 5.00 LIVE US Open Tennis 10.00 WWE Late Night Smackdown 12.00am WWE Late Night Bottom Line 1.00 Super League 2.30 Tight Lines 3.30 World Sport 4.00 Super League 5.30 World Sport

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Close 9.30 Ocean Ride 10.00 IAAF Athletix Weekly 10.30 LIVE European Tour Golf 12.30pm IAAF Athletix Weekly 1.00 Ocean Ride 1.30 Ringside 2.30 The Rugby Club 3.30 LIVE European Tour Golf 5.30 Football League Weekend 6.30 World Sport 7.00 Tight Lines 8.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf 11.00 European Tour Golf 12.30am Golfing World 1.30 NFL Total Access 2.30 IEX Magazine 3.00 European Tour Golf 4.30 Golfing World 5.30 IEX Magazine

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7.00pm Doctor Who At The Proms 2010 8.30 Great TV Mistakes 9.00 Little Britain 9.30 The King Is Dead See highlights 10.00 EastEnders 10.40 Peggy Mitchell: Queen Of The Vic 11.00 The Real Hustle: Celebrity Scammers 11.30 Family Guy (x2) 12.15am Little Britain 12.45 Ideal 1.15 Him & Her

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 BBC Proms 2010: Monteverdi’s Vespers 9.25 The Fall: The Wonderful And Frightening World Of Mark E Smith 10.25 I’m In A Rock ‘n’ Roll Band! 11.25 Oil City Confidential: Dr Feelgood 1.15am The Fall: The Wonderful And Frightening World Of Mark E Smith

12.30pm Emmerdale (x2) 1.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.45 Sally Jessy Raphael 4.30 Loose Women 5.30 Judge Judy (x2) 6.30 Kasabian: The Hot Desk 6.45 The X Factor 8.00 The Xtra Factor 9.00 FILM: King Kong (2005) 12.40am Coronation Street (x2) 1.30 FILM: Runaway Bride (1999)

12.55pm Heartbeat 1.55 Monarch Of The Glen 3.00 Upstairs, Downstairs 4.15 Dickinson’s Real Deal 5.15 Duty Free 5.50 Heartbeat 6.50 Monarch Of The Glen 7.55 Pie In The Sky 9.00 Whitechapel 10.00 Prime Suspect 12.15am FILM: Amazing Grace (2006) 2.10 Cadfael 3.30 Drama Trails 3.40 Emmerdale Omnibus

1.10pm Ultimate Big Brother: Live 2.30 Hollyoaks 3.00 Gilmore Girls 3.55 Samantha Who? 4.25 Friends (x3) 6.00 Big Brother’s Little Brother 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Friends (x3) 9.00 Jason Manford: Live 10.10 FILM: Kiss Of The Dragon (2001) 12.10am FILM: Johnny Mnemonic (1995)

4.30pm A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.30 Relocation, Relocation 6.35 Deal Or No Deal 7.25 Grand Designs 8.30 The Daily Show With Jon Stewart 9.00 9/11: Phone Calls From The Towers 10.35 The 9/11 Hotel 11.40 The 9/11 Faker 12.40am 9/11: Phone Calls From The Towers 2.10 The 9/11 Hotel

11.00am The Shanghai Gesture (1941) 12.55pm Blanche Fury (1948) 2.45 Gentleman’s Agreement (1947) 5.00 Moonfleet (1955) 6.40 Around The World In 80 Days (2004) 9.00 World Trade Center (2006) 11.25 The 51st State (2001) 1.10am Grave Of The Fireflies (1988)

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saturday 11 Strictly Come Dancing BBC1, 6.25pm Autumn is arriving, heralded in by the cha cha chas and rhumbas of this favourite to see the nights getting longer and Brucie’s jokes getting older. Yup, he will be back this year, just not for the results show too – it’s a lot to do! Tess Daly joins him with the celebrities (announced on Wednesday) and dancers (left). Pick a favourite.

Merlin BBC1, 7.25pm This new Saturday night programming is really setting up the September mood, with crinkly leaves underfoot and Merlin going on a quest with Arthur to find the Lady Morgana. Oh, and don’t forget his ambiguous ward, the magically charged Mordred with the cute eyes but dififcult intent. Welcome back, autumn.

Edinburgh Comedy Fest Live BBC3, 10.10pm Whilst everyone up at the Edinburgh comedy Fetsival was running themselves ragged last month, we get to see the highlights in comfort here, in preparation for our own Comedy Festival next month. Tonight’s talent includes Jack Whitehall, Sean Lock, Emo Philips, Jon Richardson and Shappi Khorsandi.

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6.00 – 9.00am Children’s television 9.00 Live And Deadly 10.00 Animals At Work 10.25 The Owl 10.30 Richard Hammond’s Blast Lab 11.00 Horrible Histories 11.30 Evacuation To The Manor House 12.00pm Degrassi: The Next Generation 12.25 No Hats, No Trainers 12.50 Shelfstackers 1.15 The 5.19 Show 1.30 Single, Together, Whatever 2.00 The Sky At Night 2.25 FILM: Duel In The Sun (1946) 4.30 Dad’s Army 5.00 Match Of The Day Live 7.20 Coast A look around the coast of the British Isles. Mark Horton visits Rottingdean, to peek over Rudyard Kipling’s garden wall and follow in the footsteps of the Victorian celebrity hunters, before unearthing the history of a unique Victorian electric railway which ran underwater - Magnus Volks’ bizarre and beautiful ‘Daddy Long-legs’. We know those! 7.30 BBC Proms 2010: Last Night Of The Proms Proms 2010. 9.10 Have I Got A Bit More News For You Extended version of the classic news quiz with Paul Merton and Ian Hislop. 9.55 Mock The Week Comedy show combining the best elements of panel show, stand-up and improvised games with two teams of comedians taking a satirical swipe at the news and world events. Clever wits. 10.25 Later... With Jools Holland’s Golden Moments You can bet there’ll be some doozey’s as the music man brings together some heavyweights and learners of music. 11.55 Grandma’s House Sitcom. Simon has been on a life changing course and has decided it’s his job to heal the family. He starts by giving his Grandad an exercise ball. Tanya has had a realisation that maybe Clive isn’t the man for her. Repeat of Monday’s episode. 12.25am FILM: Bigga Than Ben (2007) 1.45 FILM: It’s Alive (1974)

6.00am Fluffy Club 7.25 Toonatik 9.25 Emu 9.40 Emu 9.55 Monk 10.00 The Crocodile Hunter Diaries 11.00 Children’s Hospital 11.30 This Morning: Saturday 12.30pm You’ve Been Framed! 1.00 ITV News & Weather 1.05 FILM: For Your Eyes Only (1981) 3.30 Midsomer Murders 5.30 Meridian News And Weather 5.45 ITV News & Weather

6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 World Sport 7.00 Mobil 1 The Grid 7.25 Avon Tyres British GT Championship 7.55 The Morning Line 8.55 Ultimate Big Brother 10.55 Big Brother: Dermot’s Last Supper 11.25 Big Brother: Davina’s Big Send Off 11.55 Ultimate Big Brother: The Final Hour 1.00pm Hollyoaks Music Show With Matalan.co.uk 1.30 That Paralympic Show 2.00 Channel 4 Racing 4.10 Come Dine With Me 4.40 Come Dine With Me 5.10 Come Dine With Me 5.45 Come Dine With Me 6.15 Come Dine With Me Dinner party reality programme. 6.45 Channel 4 News 7.10 4thought.tv 7.15 FILM: Flight 93 (2006) Starring Brennan Elliott, Kendall Cross, Ty Olsson. Gung-ho made-for-TV drama telling the story of the heroic actions of the passengers of United Airlines Flight 93 on 11 September 2001 as they fought to prevent terrorists crashing the aircraft into a high-value target. Um. Today’s date. 9.00 9/11: State Of Emergency Feature-length drama-documentary recounting the 9/11 attacks on the World Trade Center and Pentagon through the words of political and military figures and ordinary people from around the world. Condoleezza Rice, Donald Rumsfeld, Andrew Card, air traffic controllers, F-16 pilots, family members of the Flight 93 passengers, rescuers and survivors of the atrocities are among those sharing their thoughts. 10.30 FILM: Witness (1985) Starring Harrison Ford, Kelly McGillis, Josef Sommer, Lukas Haas, Danny Glover. The story of an Amish boy who witnesses a brutal, murder and goes into hiding with the police detective assigned to investigate the case. 12.40am FILM: Jaane Tu... Ya Jaane Na (2008) 3.20 What About Brian 4.05 The End Of The Line 5.35 Countdown

6.00 – 8.00am Children’s television 8.00 Mist: Sheepdog Tales 8.15 Little Princess 8.30 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.45 Igam Ogam 9.00 Olivia 9.15 The Mr. Men Show 9.30 Gerald McBoing Boing 10.00 BUPA Great Yorkshire Run 2010 11.05 How Do They Do It? 11.35 The Gadget Show 12.35pm FILM: My Stepmother Is An Alien (1988) 2.40 FILM: Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990) 4.40 FILM: El Dorado (1966) 7.15 Five News 7.20 NCIS Drama series. A bombing range used for target practice by the marines is found to be the dumping ground for mafia victims, among them an undercover FBI agent. Maybe a clue they should check it more frequently. Ya think?! 8.15 NCIS Drama series. Gibbs and the team get into a conflict of jurisdiction with the FBI as they try to protect a high-profile naval officer from an Al-Qaeda cell. 9.10 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Drama series. The CSIs work with the FBI to investigate the murders of a young boy and a woman, and try to find out if these homicides are linked to a serial killer. 10.10 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Drama series. Henry’s surprise birthday celebration turns into a disaster when the gang discovers a dead body in a shut-down barbeque joint. Elsewhere, Ray realises that ‘Dr Jekyll’ is back – and he has moved on to live victims. 11.10 CSI: Miami Crime drama series. Suspicions are raised when a hunter killed in a bear attack is found to have vanilla gel – commonly used as bear lure – on his jacket. 12.05am SuperCasino 4.05 Golf: European Senior Tour 4.55 The Family Recipe 5.00 Hana’s Helpline 5.10 The Milkshake! Show 5.35 Thomas & Friends 5.45 Roary The Racing Car

6.00am Super League 7.30 LIVE New Zealand Rugby Union 10.30 LIVE TriNations Rugby Union (x2) 3.30 LIVE Super League (x2) 8.00 LIVE Big Fight Special 11.30 World Sport 12.00am UEFA Champions League Weekly 12.30 ATP Tour Uncovered 1.00 LIVE US Open Tennis 3.00 Super League 4.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly 5.00 Take It Like A Fan 5.30 World Sport

6.00 Animals Do The Funniest Things 7.00 All Star Family Fortunes Vernon Kay hosts the brand new series of the gameshow. Two celebs and their families go head to head in a bid to win up to £30,000 for charity. 7.45 The X Factor The nationwide auditions continue as the judges search for Britain’s newest singing sensation. See that last singer before the second ad? That’s you, that is. 9.00 71 Degrees North Kate Thornton and Gethin Jones present a brand new adventure reality series in which 10 celebs go on a spectacular race deep into the Arctic Circle. The stars taking part are Shane Richie, Andrew Castle, Gavin Henson, Michelle Mone, Susie Amy, Diarmuid Gavin, Lauren Socha, Konnie Huq, Marcus Patrick and Joe Absolom. 10.00 FILM: The Bucket List (2007) Starring Jack Nicholson, Morgan Freeman, Sean Hayes. Touching drama. Two men forge a friendship when they are both diagnosed with terminal cancer. Determined to make the most of the rest of their lives, they each make a list of things they want to do before the end. 11.15 ITV News; Weather 11.30 FILM: The Bucket List (2007) Still on that list pursuit. 12.10am Dating The Enemy 12.40 The Zone 2.40 Raines 3.30 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 IEX Magazine 7.00 Take It Like A Fan 7.30 Football League Weekend 8.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly 9.00 Barclays Premier League Preview 9.30 Take It Like A Fan 10.00 Soccer AM 12.00pm TBA 3.10 WWE Smackdown 5.00 LIVE Cricket 6.30 Take It Like A Fan 7.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 7.30 You’re On Sky Sports 8.25 Football First: Game Of The Day 10.15 Football First: Match Choice (x3) 2.45 NFL Total Access 3.45 NFL - America’s Game 4.45 Trans World Sport 5.45 Sky Sports Classics

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Trans World Sport 7.00 International Cricket 9.00 NFL America’s Game 10.00 World Sport 10.30 International Cricket 12.30pm LIVE Cricket 5.00 LIVE US Open Tennis 11.00 Euro Tour Golf 12.30am Premiership Rugby Union 1.30 TriNations Rugby Union 2.30 WWE Late Night Superstars 3.30 WWE Late Night Smackdown 5.30 IEX Magazine

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2.00pm Project Runway 3.00 Bill Bailey’s Birdwatching Bonanza 4.00 Liza And Huey’s Pet Nation 5.00 Vet Adventures 6.00 The Simpsons (x3) 7.30 Glenn Martin, DDS 8.00 Best Of Oops TV 9.00 An Idiot Abroad: The Preview Show 9.30 FILM: Batman (1989) 11.55 Classic Albums 1.00am Fringe

7.00pm Top Gear 8.10 Doctor Who 9.10 Edinburgh Stand-up 10.10 Edinburgh Comedy Fest Live 11.10 Family Guy (x2) 11.55 American Dad! (x2) 12.40am FILM: Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (1995) 2.10 World Cup’s Most Shocking Moments 2010 4.10 Edinburgh Comedy Fest Live 5.30 Close

7.00pm Nature’s Great Events 8.00 The North On A Plate 9.00 Wallander 10.30 Mad Men 11.15 Miss Marie Lloyd: Queen Of The Music Hall 12.35am The North On A Plate 1.35 Eddie Waring: Mr Rugby League 2.35 People’s Palaces: The Golden Age Of Civic Architecture 3.40 The North On A Plate

3.00pm Kesha: The Hot Desk 3.15 Jedward: Let Loose 4.15 The Xtra Factor 5.20 FILM: Runaway Bride (1999) 7.45 Homes From Hell 8.40 Kesha: The Hot Desk 9.00 The Xtra Factor 10.00 The Saturdays: 24/7 11.00 Celebrity Juice 11.45 The X Factor 1.00am The Xtra Factor 2.00 Tamara Drewe Premiere Event Special

10.15am Ironside 11.20 The Ruth Rendell Mysteries: Lake Of Darkness 1.30pm A Touch Of Frost 3.30 Wycliffe 4.35 Pie In The Sky 5.45 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 8.00 Inspector Morse 10.00 Taggart 11.00 Cracker 12.10am Swingtown 1.00 Cadfael 2.20 Film File 2.30 Teleshopping

12.30pm Wife Swap USA 1.25 Smallville 2.20 Hollyoaks Omnibus 5.00 Friends (x2) 6.00 Ugly Betty 7.00 The Big Bang Theory 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 Friends (x2) 9.00 The Greatest TV Shows Of The Noughties 10.40 The Greatest Songs Of The Noughties 12.20am FILM: Kiss Of The Dragon (2001)

9.00am A Place In The Sun 9.30 Time Team (x5) 2.35 FILM: The Seven Year Itch (1955) 4.40 Grand Designs (x5) 10.00 FILM: Jackie Brown (1997) 12.55am A Place In The Sun 1.30 FILM: Jackie Brown (1997)

11.00am Campbell’s Kingdom (1958) 1.00pm Around The World In 80 Days (2004) 3.20 Blithe Spirit (1945) 5.10 The Quiller Memorandum (1966) 7.15 Bedazzled (2000) 9.00 Failure To Launch (2006) 10.50 A History Of Violence (2005) 12.40am I Heart Huckabees (2004)

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sunday 12 David Jason: The Battle Of Britain ITV1, 7pm Marking the 70th anniversary of the Battle of Britain, David Jason travels the country talking to those who were there, exploring operations rooms, and joining a working ground crew. He even takes to air in a Spitfire to experience what life was like in the RAF then. Moving and real.

Bouquet Of Barbed Wire ITV1, 10.45pm Part one of the new realisation of the ground-breaking 1970s drama continues, as Peter and Cassie find their lives turned upside down when daughter Prue reveals that she is pregnant by her teacher Gavin Sorenson. She’s determined to drop out and marry; Peter is convinced Gavin has a personal vendetta to settle.

One Tree Hill E4, 7pm Haley’s tour is coming to an end, which means that six weeks have passed. That was fast! Learning and growing all round as Nathan and Jamie join her for the home stretch. Elsewhere, Brooke and Julian are reunited after their break, and Alex comes out of rehab full of remorse for all the hurt she’s done. Neat.

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6.00 – 7.00am Children’s television 7.00 Arthur 7.15 League Of Super Evil 7.25 Sportsround 7.40 Bear Behaving Badly 8.00 Escape From Scorpion Island 9.00 Deadly 60 9.30 Gastronuts 10.00 Something For The Weekend 11.30 FILM: The First Of The Few (1942) 1.25pm FILM: Tara Road (2005) 3.00 Canoeing: World Slalom Championships 4.00 Triathlon: World Championship Series Final 5.00 Rugby League: Super League Playoffs 6.00 Wonders Of The Solar System Professor Brian Cox visits some of the most stunning locations on Earth to describe how the laws of nature have carved natural wonders across the solar system. He’s got a way with words that one. And he’s quite a dishy scientist. Hmm. 7.00 Dragons’ Den Another set of hopeful entrepreneurs pitch to the investors. John Buni pitches his modern take on tailoring, which uses a laser body scanner to collect measurements for bespoke suits, and a father and son duo showcase a plastic vest to help gym-goers lose weight as they work up a sweat. 8.00 The Vera Lynn Story The grand dame that kept our boys and girls going in the most difficult of times. 9.00 FILM: Notes On A Scandal (2006) Starring Judi Dench, Cate Blanchett, Bill Nighy, Tom Georgeson and Michael Maloney. Drama set in a school where a veteran teacher feels under threat from a new, younger rival. However, when she discovers her having sex with a pupil, she turns the situation to her advantage with devastating consequences. 10.30 Match Of The Day 2 Highlights of the day’s matches. 11.20 Mad Men Drama series which takes an unflinching look at the world of advertising in 1960s New York. 12.05am Mad Men 12.55 Mad Men 1.45 BBC News

6.00am Fluffy Club 7.25 Toonatik 9.25 Coronation Street Omnibus 12.25pm ITV News & Weather 12.30 This Morning: Sunday 1.30 Dinner Date 2.30 Planet’s Funniest Animals 2.50 The X Factor 4.05 FILM: Octopussy (1983)

6.20am The Hoobs 6.45 British Basketball: Game On 2010 7.40 Friends 8.10 Katy Perry: T4 Special With Tesco Entertainment 8.40 Friends 9.10 The Wanted: Video Excl 9.15 Orange RockCorps Celebrity Challenge 9.25 Hollyoaks Omnibus 11.55 Orange RockCorps Celebrity Challenge 12.00pm The Album Chart Show With Tesco Entertainment: The Hoosiers 12.35 Friends 1.05 Orange RockCorps Celebrity Challenge 1.10 The Simpsons (x2) 2.10 Ugly Betty 3.05 Three In A Bed (x3) 4.40 Deal Or No Deal 5.25 River Cottage 6.30 Channel 4 News 6.55 4thought.tv 7.00 The 9/11 Faker The story of Tania Head, one of the world’s most audacious fakers, who claimed that she survived the 9/11 attacks at the World Trade Center. Head spoke of her miraculous escape and the tragic loss of her fiancee. The world was convinced of her story, and she became president of the World Trade Center Survivor’s Network. However, in 2007 it was revealed that Head was not even in New York on 9/11. 8.00 FILM: Fool’s Gold (2008) Starring Matthew McConaughey, Kate Hudson, Donald Sutherland. Adventure. An estranged husbandand-wife treasure hunting team decide to patch up their differences when news breaks of a potentially massive haul on an old shipwreck on an island off the Florida coast. 10.15 FILM: Four Weddings And A Funeral (1994) Starring Hugh Grant, Andie MacDowell, Kristin Scott Thomas, Simon Callow, John Hannah, Charlotte Coleman. Smash-hit comedy of manners about an eternal bachelor who is dazzled by an American girl when both are guests at a wedding. Flippity flip flip flip. 12.25am MUSIC ON 4: Orange RockCorps 2010 With Blackberry And Channel 4 12.55 American Football Live 4.45 Ironman 5.10 Countdown 5.55 Sali Mali

6.00am Children’s television 8.00 Mist: Sheepdog Tales 8.15 Little Princess 8.30 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.45 Igam Ogam 8.55 Castle Farm 9.00 Olivia 9.15 The Mr. Men Show 9.35 Gerald McBoing Boing 10.00 ICarly 10.35 True Jackson, VP 11.10 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 11.40 FILM: Jim Henson’s Jack And The Beanstalk (2001) 3.25pm FILM: White Fang II: Myth Of The White Wolf (1994) 5.25 FILM: Monster House (2006) 7.10 Five News 7.15 Cricket On Five Highlights of the second one day international between England and Pakistan at Headingley Carnegie. 8.00 FILM: Men In Black (1997) Starring Tommy Lee Jones, Will Smith, Linda Fiorentino, Vincent D’Onofrio, Rip Torn. Spectacular sci-fi comedy about secret agents who police aliens living on Earth, ensuring that they remain undetected. New recruit J and his partner K must find and stop an intergalactic terrorist bent on assassinating two ambassadors from opposing galaxies before they can make peace. 9.55 FILM: Bad Boys (1995) Starring Martin Lawrence, Will Smith, Tea Leoni, Tcheky Karyo, Theresa Randle and Marg Helgenberger. Action thriller about two wisecracking cops forced to swap identities in order to track down $100 million of heroin stolen from the police. Their only lead is a young woman who can identify the culprits, but when they track her down she mistakes one of the cops for his partner, forcing the pair into a bizarre and chaotic life swap. 12.15am The Gadget Show 1.15 SuperCasino 4.05 Chinese Food In Minutes 4.30 House Doctor 4.55 The Family Recipe 5.00 Hana’s Helpline 5.10 The Milkshake! Show 5.35 Thomas & Friends 5.45 Roary The Racing Car

6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Football First: Match Choice (x2) 9.30 Sunday Supplement 11.00 Goals On Sunday 1.00pm Big Fight Special 3.30 LIVE Ford Super Sunday 6.30 LIVE Super League 9.00 LIVE US Open Tennis 12.00am Spanish Football 2.00 Ford Football Special 3.30 International Cricket 5.00 IAAF Athletix Weekly 5.30 Wild Spirits

6.05 South East Today 6.15 Antiques Roadshow Fiona Bruce and the team hear fascinating stories about treasures and tat. 7.00 Countryfile The people and the stories at the heart of the British countryside. 8.00 Help For Heroes Coverage of the Help for Heroes concert held at Twickenham Stadium to help members of the Armed Forces who have been wounded in action. The bill includes comedy from acts including Jack Dee, Jason Manford and Michael McIntyre, with musical performances from Robbie Williams and Gary Barlow, James Blunt, The Saturdays, and more. 10.00 BBC News 10.15 South East Today 10.25 Live At The Apollo Series of cutting-edge stand-up comedy recorded at the Hammersmith Apollo. 11.10 FILM: Broken Flowers (2005) Starring Bill Murray, Jeffrey Wright, Julie Delpy, Heather Simms. Comic drama about an ageing single man who receives an anonymous letter claiming that he has a 19-year-old son, courtesy of a past relationship. As his current girlfriend rejects him, he sets out on a quest to find out the truth behind the letter. 12.50am Weatherview 12.55 Sign Zone: Victorian Pharmacy 1.55 Holby City 2.55 The Private Life Of Cows 3.55 BBC News

6.30 Meridian News 6.45 ITV News; Weather 7.00 David Jason: The Battle Of Britain See highlights. 8.00 Heartbeat The long-running series comes to a close in this final episode. The arrival of a mysterious stranger sets off a shocking chain of events in Aidensfield. Could this be the end for a much-loved favourite? 9.00 Albert’s Memorial Touching one-off drama about the ties of friendship and secrets from the past. Old friends Harry and Frank are reunited when their former comrade Albert asks them to fulfil his dying request – he wants to be buried in Germany at the place where, as young soldiers, they joined up with the Russians in 1945. After Albert’s death, Harry and Frank steal his body and set off for the continent, reminiscing and bickering along the way. 10.30 ITV News; Weather 10.45 Bouquet Of Barbed Wire See highlights. 11.45 Rugby Highlights: Aviva Premiership Craig Doyle and Martin Bayfield present highlights of matchday two of the Aviva Premiership. Featuring action from Bath against London Irish and Harlequins against Northampton. 12.30am The Zone 2.30 Motorsport UK 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Super League 7.30 Big Fight Special 10.00 LIVE International Cricket 6.30pm LIVE Spanish Football (x2) 10.00 Ford Football Special 11.30 International Cricket 1.00am This Week In WWE 1.30 WWE Late Night Afterburn 2.30 WWE Vintage Collection 3.30 Close

Sky Sports 3 6.00am IAAF Athletix Weekly 6.30 Tri-Nations Rugby Union 7.30 This Week In WWE 8.00 WWE Vintage Collection 9.00 WWE Afterburn 10.00 Wild Spirits 10.30 US Open Tennis 12.30pm LIVE Euro Tour Golf 4.30 Wild Spirits 5.00 IAAF Athletix Weekly 5.30 This Week In WWE 6.00 WWE Experience 7.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf 11.00 Euro Tour Golf 12.30am Super League 2.00 Close

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7.00pm Formula 1: The Italian Grand Prix 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Gavin And Stacey 9.30 Him & Her 10.00 Family Guy (x2) 10.45 The King Is Dead 11.15 Gavin And Stacey 11.45 Ideal 12.15am Him & Her 12.45 Great TV Mistakes 1.45 Don’t Tell The Bride 2.45 The King Is Dead 3.15 Ideal

7.00pm Coast 8.00 Today I’m With You 9.00 Newcastle On Film 9.30 A Journey Back To Newcastle: Michael Smith’s Deep North 10.30 The Fall: The Wonderful And Frightening World Of Mark E Smith 11.30 Oil City Confidential: Dr Feelgood 1.20am Newcastle On Film

1.25pm All Star Family Fortunes 2.05 Tamara Drewe Premiere Event Special 2.35 FILM: Kindergarten Cop (1990) 4.40 FILM: Catwoman (2004) 6.45 The X Factor 8.00 The Xtra Factor 9.00 Jedward: Let Loose 10.00 Fearne And Mischa Barton 11.00 FILM: The Illusionist (2006) 1.20am The Xtra Factor

12.20pm Inspector Morse 2.25 Kavanagh QC 4.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 6.10 The Memoirs Of Sherlock Holmes 7.20 Rising Damp 7.50 An Audience With Victoria Wood 9.00 FILM: Gorillas In The Mist (1988) 11.40 FILM: Shakespeare In Love (1998) 1.55am Micawber 2.45 On The Buses

12.25pm Wife Swap 1.25 Wife Swap USA 2.20 Scrubs 2.50 FILM: Alaska (1996) 5.00 Friends 5.30 Friends 6.00 Glee 7.00 One Tree Hill. See highlights. 8.00 Friends (x2) 9.00 FILM: The Transporter (2002) 10.50 FILM: Buffy The Vampire Slayer (1992) 12.30am Wife Swap USA 1.30 Supernanny (x2)

12.10pm Scrapheap Challenge (x2) 2.25 Coach Trip (x5) 5.05 Come Dine With Me (x5) 7.55 River Cottage: Gone Fishing 9.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 10.00 My New Brain 11.05 Father Ted (x2) 12.10am Black Books 12.45 The IT Crowd 1.15 Curb Your Enthusiasm 1.50 Deal Or No Deal

11.00am The Long Memory (1953) 1.00pm Guess Who (2005) 3.05 Black Narcissus (1946) 6.55 Flight Of The Phoenix (2004) 9.00 Mission: Impossible III (2006) 11.20 Once Upon A Time In America (1984) 3.45am Close

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monday 13 EastEnders BBC1, 8pm Oh my giddy aunt! Where did all that drama suddenly come from? We’re reeling from it all. As are the Mitchells in the aftermath of the fire. Struggling to hold thier fractured family together, let’s see how well they cope without the beloved battleaxe. Speaking of which, we’re not sure if Pat is. Coping that is. Reeling we are.

The Trouble With The Pope Channel 4, 8pm Coinciding with the Pope’s state visit to Britain, human rights campaigner Peter Tatchell takes a closer look at the beliefs and policies of the leader of the Catholic Church. We know he’s supposed to be ‘conservative’, but what does that mean? Looking at Pope Benedict XVI’s impact on a global scale.

Film: Monster Film4, 11.05pm Biopic starring Charlize Theron as Aileen Wuornos. This is the one where she lost her eyebrows, put on weight and ended up looking uncannily like her subject and won an Oscar. Christina Ricci plays her lover, in this tale of abuse, prostitution and murder. Neither sympathetic nor damning; a well-made film.

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6.00 – 9.05am Children’s television 9.05 Buzz And Tell 9.10 Tinga Tinga Tales 9.25 Garth And Bev 9.35 Ethelbert The Tiger 9.45 Pingu 9.50 Pingu 10.00 Waybuloo 10.20 Clifford The Big Red Dog 10.30 Pablo, The Little Red Fox 10.35 3rd And Bird 10.50 Wibbly Pig 11.00 In The Night Garden 11.30 Open Gardens 12.00pm The Daily Politics 12.30 GMT 1.00 Animal Park 2.00 Wanted Down Under 2.55 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Pointless 5.15 Escape To The Country 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Climbing Great Buildings Climbing Great Buildings. 7.00 Culture Show Special: The Art Of WWII A topical series featuring the best arts and culture stories of the week. 8.00 University Challenge Jeremy Paxman asks the questions as two teams of students battle it out. 8.30 Antiques Master The contest to find Britain’s first Antiques Master reaches its dramatic climax as Sandi Toksvig and Eric Knowles test the two finalists’ skill and knowledge. 9.00 Dragons’ Den Budding entrepreneurs get three minutes to pitch their business ideas to five multi-millionaires willing to invest. 10.00 Grandma’s House Sitcom. When Grandpa is taken ill, it’s unsure whether Tanya and Clive will be able to get married today. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Roger And Val Have Just Got In Sitcom following the lives of a middle-aged couple during their first half-hour home from work. Val returns to the house to see how Roger’s tribunal at work has gone. 11.50 Timothy Spall: Somewhere At Sea Actor Timothy Spall and his wife Shane sail from Cornwall to south Wales in their Dutch barge. 12.20am Timothy Spall: Somewhere At Sea 12.50 Digging For Britain 1.50 BBC News

6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 60 Minute Makeover 3.00 The Michael Ball Show 4.00 Inspector Morse 5.00 Britain’s Best Dish

6.00am The Treacle People 6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Freshly Squeezed 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.25 Frasier 8.55 Friends 9.25 Friends 10.00 The Good Wife 11.00 Desperate Housewives 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 In Your Dreams 12.20 FILM: Singin’ In The Rain (1952) 2.20 Lakes On A Plate 2.55 Wogan’s Perfect Recall 3.25 Countdown 4.10 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.30 Coach Trip 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Freshers’ week mayhem hits Hollyoaks as the new students get the measure of each other. Lee catches up with Darren and hears about Steph’s terminal cancer. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv Short documentary. 8.00 The Trouble With The Pope See highlights. 9.00 My Family’s Crazy Gap Year Observational series following six British families as they swap the dayto-day grind for trans-global adventure. Yachting fanatic Jason Lawrence sets off on a sailing trip from England to Australia with his family on board. And seasick tablets. 10.00 Jamie’s American Food Revolution Six-part series which sees chef Jamie Oliver attempt a revolution in eating habits in the US. He begins in Huntington, West Virginia, dubbed ‘America’s unhealthiest city’. He meets parents, schoolkids and influential local figures to inspire culinary change, but encounters much opposition. 11.00 This Is England ‘86 Follow-up mini-series to Shane Meadows’ award-winning drama This is England, set in 1986. Repeat of Tuesday’s episode. 12.00am FILM: Rita, Sue And Bob Too (1987) 1.45 FILM: New Voices: Firaaq (2008) 3.35 FILM: Whirlpool (1949) 5.15 Hill Street Blues

6.00 – 8.00am Children’s television 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Thomas & Friends 8.40 The WotWots 8.55 Big School 9.00 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 9.10 Castle Farm 9.15 The Wright Stuff 10.45 Trisha Goddard 11.45 CSI: Miami 12.40pm Five News 12.45 Chinese Food In Minutes 1.15 House Doctor 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Home And Away 2.50 The Family Recipe 2.55 Animal Rescue Squad 3.15 FILM: First Shot: The President Is Down (2002) 5.00 Five News 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away April and Bianca move in with Irene when Gina kicks them out. Ruby comes clean to Charlie about her crush on Liam. 6.25 Live From Studio Five 7.00 Five News At 7 7.30 How Do They Do It? Robert Llewellyn reveals how Las Vegas is supplied with clean water, how the world’s largest outdoor television was made, and how Ferrari constructed a four-seat supercar. VroooOOmmmm! 8.00 The Gadget Show Pollyanna sees a robot soccer match, Ortis investigates the need for referees, and Suzi pampers herself with some WAG-style expensive gadgets. Lush. 9.00 FILM: Swordfish (2001) Starring John Travolta, Hugh Jackman, Halle Berry, Don Cheadle, Sam Shepherd and Vinnie Jones. Stylish and fast-paced action thriller about a computer hacker who is persuaded by a suave master spy to help steal billions of dollars from an illegal government fund. 11.05 FILM: Robocop 2 (1990) Starring Peter Weller, Nancy Allen, Daniel O’Herlihy, Belinda Bauer. Sci-fi sequel charting the further exploits of the cyborg cop who patrols the streets of Detroit. 1.15am SuperCasino 4.05 Chinese Food In Minutes 4.30 House Doctor 4.55 Rough Guide To Cities 5.10 The New Tomorrow 5.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans (x3) 9.00 Ford Football Special 10.30 LIVE Cricket: LV County Championship 6.00pm UEFA Champions League Weekly 6.30 Netbusters 7.00 LIVE Ford Monday Night Football 10.30 Netbusters 11.00 SPL Round-Up 11.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 12.30am Ford Monday Night Football 2.30 Sports Unlimited 3.30 Watersports World 4.30 Max Power 5.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Declan and Natasha reach a painful crossroads. 7.30 Coronation Street Claire insists on leaving the Street and her past behind. Panto beckons? 8.00 Countrywise Paul Heiney meets the birdman of the Shropshire hills, whose falcons enjoy one of the best views in Britain. 8.30 Coronation Street Claire is determined to move abroad and angers Ashley by quitting her job. Headstrong strumpet. 9.00 Bouquet Of Barbed Wire Second in a three-part series based on the classic 1970s drama. When Prue returns from her honeymoon with her face battered and bruised, Peter is convinced that Gavin is to blame. He tries to distract himself by having a fling with his colleague Sarah, but his obsession with Gavin is reaching dangerous new levels. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 Surgery School Documentary charting the progress of interns at the prestigious London School of Surgery. 11.35 Stephen Tompkinson’s African Balloon Adventure Final leg of Stephen Tompkinson’s epic balloon ride across Africa. 12.30am The Zone 2.35 UEFA Champions League Weekly 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.55 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Ocean Ride 7.00 WWE The Bottom Line 8.00 PGA Tour Golf 12.00pm Euro Tour Golf 1.30 Spanish Football 3.30 Ford Football Special 5.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 6.00 Wild Spirits 6.30 NASCAR Sprint Cup Series 7.30 LIVE Elite League Speedway 10.00 World Poker Tour 11.00 Boots ‘n’ All - The Tries 12.00am Elite League Speedway 2.30 Euro Tour Golf 3.30 PGA Tour Golf 4.30 Shell’s Wonderful World Of Golf

Sky Sports 3 7.00am Super League 8.30 International Cricket 10.00 Super League 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm NFL 2.00 Big Fight Special 4.30 This Week In WWE 5.00 WWE Raw 7.00 US Open Tennis 9.00 NASCAR Sprint Cup Series 10.00 WWE Late Night Bottom Line 11.00 WWE Late Night Afterburn 12.00am WWE NXT 1.00 WWE Vintage Collection 2.00 Live WWE Late Night Raw 4.15 Close

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7.00pm Merlin 7.45 Doctor Who 8.30 E20 9.00 Cherry Has A Baby 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Him & Her 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 Cherry Has A Baby 12.45am Underage And Pregnant 1.15 Him & Her 1.45 E20 2.15 Edinburgh Stand-up 3.15 Edinburgh Comedy Fest Live 4.15 Underage And Pregnant

7.30pm The Story Of Maths 8.30 Only Connect 9.00 People’s Palaces: The Golden Age Of Civic Architecture 10.00 The Trouble With Pirates: Storyville 11.00 A Journey Back To Newcastle: Michael Smith’s Deep North 12.00am People’s Palaces: The Golden Age Of Civic Architecture

1.00pm Emmerdale 1.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.45 Sally Jessy Raphael 4.30 Loose Women 5.30 Judge Judy (x3) 7.00 Paris Hilton’s My New BFF 8.00 Jedward: Let Loose 9.00 Hell’s Kitchen USA (x2) 11.00 Celebrity Juice 11.55 Coronation Street (x2) 12.55am FILM: You, Me And Dupree (2006)

3.00pm Upstairs, Downstairs 4.15 Dickinson’s Real Deal 5.15 Duty Free 5.50 Heartbeat 6.50 Monarch Of The Glen 7.55 Jeeves And Wooster 9.00 Martin Clunes: Islands Of Britain 10.00 Murder In Suburbia 11.00 The Ruth Rendell Mysteries: Front Seat 12.10am The People’s Detective 1.10 Kavanagh QC

1.05pm Scrubs (x2) 2.05 Friends 2.35 Hollyoaks 3.05 Gilmore Girls 4.00 Samantha Who? 4.25 Friends (x3) 6.00 Scrubs (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Friends (x3) 9.00 One Tree Hill 10.00 The Inbetweeners 10.35 School Of Comedy 11.00 Shameless 12.10am A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila 1.05 Scrubs (x2)

4.25pm A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.30 Relocation, Relocation 6.35 Deal Or No Deal 7.25 Grand Designs 8.30 The Daily Show With Jon Stewart: Global Edition 9.00 Location, Location, Location 10.00 How The Other Half Live 11.05 Without A Trace 12.00am Location, Location, Location

11.00am Cry Havoc (1944) 12.55pm Dragonwyck (1946) 3.00 The Barefoot Contessa (1954) 5.35 The Black Tent (1956) 7.25 The Man (2005) 9.00 The Italian Job (2003) 11.05 Monster (2003). See highlights. 1.10am The Lost Son (1999) 3.10 Frightfest Special: The Last Exorcism

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