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L7 CONTENTS 04 NEWS & COMMENT 4 Social Diary Nine Rooms karaoke, Frames In The Lanes and curry tasting with Mike Weatherley MP 5 City Speak Ruby is feeling forgetful, Tash is happy to be a nobody in Edinburgh, and Will is at the dinner party from hell 6 News Robbers caught hiding in school, Smash EDO riot planned for October; plus Councillor Mary Mears on exam results 6 Latest Inbox Readers’ letters, emails and web comments 7 Bookings Brighton Dome Autumn season, The Leveller’s Mark Chadwick, My Generation: Touched By The Hand Of Mod 7 Competitions Win a £180 place on FitMuthas Boot Camp 7 Latest Brighton Download Chart And this week’s Number One is... Jaybee (still) 8 Snap Shots Meet young Brighton band Superlungs 9 Celebcity Kate Moss, Matt Horne, Stacey Solomon 10 Bare Cheek & Astral Angi What’s Not On TV; plus let the stars be your Gok Wan

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11 Cover feature Michael Aspel and David Bedella dig out the fishnets and corsets once more as Rocky Horror Show returns to Theatre Royal Brighton 12 Hotlist Where to find every cuisine from fish ’n’ chips to awardwinning Indian and rustic Tuscan pub grub 13 wave Win a photographic record of your newborn’s first 12 months in our special baby feature. Plus power plates, Pilates, a golfing holiday in Austria and a sneaky sniff at the season’s new fragrances – all in this month’s 8-page guide to health, beauty and ethical living

21 WHAT’S ON 21 Stage English Touring Opera bring new takes on Shakespeare and Sheridan to the De La Warr Pavilion 22 Clubs Maverick turntablism and more with Battlejam at Audio 22 Music Martin Harley explains why he’s cycling his way around England for his Blues Gone Green Tour 24 Events Wheel your sofa into the street and prepare to make friends as community event Zocala returns to Hanover 24 Art Touching Art, Touching You, an exhibition where your fingertips are just as important as your eyes 25 L7 Interview Janet Jackson on the cathartics of continuing her acting career following her brother’s death with the filming of Why Did I Get Married Too? 25 Film What’s screening at your local cinema this week including The Girl Who Played With Fire, Scott Pilgrim Vs The World, and Avatar (Special Edition) 26 Comedy & Gay Zoe Lyons hosts Bent Double comedy night; plus your seven-day gay listings guide 27 Reviews The Wailers, The Texas Tenors, Des O’Connor and a darker take on Don Giovanni at Glyndebourne 29 TV Your seven-day guide to what’s on the box

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Sussex makes one of the best cheeses in the world. Brighton & Hove is the chocolate shop capital of the UK. Brighton has out of the ordinary festivals – one even called that. Brighton welcomes great musicians like Papa George. Brighton produces great surreal comics and filmmakers like Convict Films and Matt Whistler – who this week stars as Banksy in a new film, He Is Banksy. All this in Brighton Lights, presented by Val Aviv at thelatest.co.uk

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“Dogs are everywhere, almost everywhere, that I go,” sang Jarvis Cocker on Pulp’s very little-known, non-album, 1986 single ‘Dogs Are Everywhere’. We’re experiencing the same phenomenon at the moment with babies. Whether it was the cold winter throwing couples together indoors or the recession giving us all a little more time to be romantic, Brighton seems to be packed to the Royal Pavilion’s weirdly shaped rafters with tiny people in prams. Babies are the new black. Exhausted is the new engaged. The papoose is the new record bag. And Baby Loves Disco is the new Mad For It. Possibly. Apparently, this is just the start of it. Experts are predicting a baby boom this autumn – so we’ve put together a special baby feature as part of this month’s Wave. In it you’ll find a chance to win 12 free sessions – one a month – with the fantastic photographers at Brighton And Hove Studio. At the end of the experience, they’ll present you with a beautifully bound visual record of your baby’s first year. Even resolute non-parents will agree that’s pretty cute. If it ain’t buggies, it’s bicycles. First comedian Dave Gilmour decided to complete his stand-up tour by bike, now blues musician Martin Harley is cycling his way from venue to venue – arriving in Brighton this week, as Jeff Hemmings finds out in Music. And if all goes to plan, Scouting For Girls will just have disembarked at The Grand following a charity bike ride from London to Brighton. They’re so saddle sore, they’re so saddle sore....

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Latest diary Around town with: Nine Rooms karaoke, Frames In The Lanes and Mike Weatherley’s top curry hunt Sing while you’re winning Nine Rooms karaoke on Middle Street showed off their private booths service with an invite-only evening on 19 August. Guests chose from 13,000 songs (not counting the wigs, air guitars, disco ball and changing LED lighting), while local singers showed it all off to its best advantage. To hire one of their four–15 person rooms costs just £3–5 per person per hour. This summer they are giving away rooms for free from Sunday to Thursday. Just tell them your group size in the booking form at www.ninerooms.co.uk Photos: Patrick Kneath

Alex, Fiona, Dan C, Dan T, Ben (The crew at Nine Rooms)

Left to right: Julie-Anne Gilbert (artist/presenter) Audrey Simpson (food critic), Mike Weatherley (MP), Mike Mendoza’s (TalkSPORT Presenter) and partner, Ben McKellar and partner Pam (The Gingerman)

Currying favour Member of Parliament for Hove and Portslade, Mike Weatherley, held a competition to find the best South Asian restaurant in his constituency. Mike and his panel of experts, which included local food critic Audrey Simpson, Ben McKellar aka ‘the Gingerman’ and talkSPORT presenter Mike Mendoza, tasted a selection of five starters and five main courses from Ashoka Tandoori, Indian Kitchen, Hove Tandoori, Ganges Brasserie and Curry Mahal. The evening was compered by local artist Julie-Anne Gilburt. The winner, Indian Kitchen, was put forward as Hove and Portslade’s entrant in the Tiffin Cup 2010, and has won a place in the final.

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You’ve been framed Freya Huntley and Bernadette Fitzsimons celebrated the second anniversary of independent optician/optical boutique Frames In The Lanes by inviting guests to the store in Meeting House Lane on 19 August. They enjoyed drinks and nibbles while trying on glasses from many different eras – some available here for the first time outside London. For more info visit www.framesinthelanes.com Photos: Patrick Kneath

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Teen Spirit

Life begins at 70 Ruby Grimshaw is losing her marbles

Tasha Dhanraj is in the ‘performer only’ bar

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think it is time I took that Before I go to bed I place things memory test they give you if which I will need the next day in you go to an Altzheimer’s clinic. the hall, only to step over them Apparently they present you with and curse my untidiness in the a list of ten things, which you morning. Now I have begun a new repeat back. This bit does not and more serious trait. I will write sound too daunting and I think I carefully in my diary ‘2.30pm’ could make a good stab at it first while I am on the phone, and then thing on a Monday morning, later I will have no idea with whom before the duties and little jobs of or where this appointment is the week ahead supposed to be. start to clam up A couple of my dwindling grey “I sat waiting all weeks ago I had cells. However, ‘3.30 – 5.30’ after ten minutes afternoon, ready to pencilled in for you have to Thursday and I shoot off as soon repeat the list sat waiting all back again and I afternoon, as I got the call to am not so sure I smartly dressed would shine at ask where the hell with car keys in this. One can stuff hand ready to I was” in loads of other shoot off as soon junk in ten as I got the call to minutes. ask where the You see, I imagine my brain as a hell I was. No-one rang. Maybe fairly shallow soup bowl, which someone reading this will put me started empty when I was born, out of my misery and tell me but is now full to the brim with all where and with whom I was sorts of goodies, some worthwhile supposed to have been. and some complete rubbish. I am not quite as bad (yet) as (Rather like Desperate Dan’s plate my friend’s mother. She was a taxi of food with the sausage sticking driver, in her 70s and about to out of it in The Dandy – but if you retire. One day she parked outside remember this you are not going the house of her booked fare, got to admit it.) Each time I cram out, settled the people in the back something new into the bowl, of her car and then went round to something else has to fall out to the other side, hopped in beside make room. The scary thing is I them and waited to be driven off. have no idea which bits have Luckily the passengers had a fallen out. sense of humour. My own I am used to making lists, which amusement at my increasing I then forget to take with me. mayhem is wearing thin.

dinburgh is the city of wonder around pubs in Edinburgh comedians – the depressed, on my own hoping to find the sycophantic and the someone I was once introduced to. celebrity. Condense these three That brings up my other issue types of funny people, who have a with the bar; I am stupidly good at job in ensuring the happiness of all remembering names and faces. If other people except themselves, and you have ever met me, even if you you have a small idea of what the were just my sister’s best friend’s ‘exclusive performer only’ bar is like. aunt’s sister in law’s daughter and Every night, it is open until your name was Jane Smith, I 5am. Comedians would still who have had a remember. It is bad gig, comedians a curse more “By far the worst who have had a than a blessing, good gig, plus as nobody hundreds of people part of the bar is there ever hanging onto the remembers me. the ‘performer tails of the shiny Nobody should performers huddle bar stare’” ever remember together, drinking me. If I was a away their regrets normal person of the day whilst then I would schmoozing with those more never remember them and we exciting. could be reintroduced and all I have been there every night. would be well with the world. Through my excellent skills of By far the worst part of the bar, talking rubbish, I have managed to is the ‘performer bar stare’. It is snag myself a pass to this so basically where your head is called exclusive bar, as have many facing the person you are talking others. It’s not that I enjoy it. I to, your mouth is saying ‘yeah hate it. I hate the bleary backyeah yeah’ at the appropriate handed compliments that bounce intervals, but your eyes are off the walls and the way that darting the room looking for a every person is divided into either more famous person, or a better ‘worth talking to’ or ‘absolute person to improve your career nobody.’ I am the latter. I have not prospects. As a professional been there out of delusion that I babysitter for the month, I’m fairly am someone important. I have low down on the pecking order. If been there because it is the one I’m honest, I’d far rather be a place that I can be certain to nobody than another nobody’s bump into somebody I know. I just next head to tread on in the ladder don’t have the self esteem to of becoming a somebody.

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except his hands won’t stop shaking and he half jumps out of his seat when a cab backfires outside the kitchen window. But opposite me, oh my Christ, opposite me is the piece de resistance. Will Harris finds hell is other people’s friends Here, in D’s elegant, Conran-decorated townhouse, eating spaghetti bolognese from D’s Vera Wang plates, is a gay don’t know who first came up with the concept of the dinner party. couple currently in the process of rolling Actually, I do. It was the Marquis de Sade, wasn’t it? Oh no, that was ritual out a chain of betting shops across the torture and coprophagia. Sorry. Sorry. Easy mistake third world. No, dear reader, do not adjust your set. to make. This enterprising pair are going to countries you The trouble with dinner parties, I think, is that they normally only see in between the jokes on Comic operate along pretty much the same principle as the Relief, and asking their inhabitants to stake what “Robert Mugabe is not at little money they have on the outcome of the 2000 United Nations: you take a disparate group of people who may not have met and have very little in common, Guineas at Newmarket. my friend’s dinner party, corral them into a strange room, and expect them to “Can I ask,” I say to one of them, toying with my interact while being forcibly fed soup (the soup, I glass (which at this point, I will helpfully add, although if he were he suspect, is where my UN metaphor breaks down). does not have much wine left in it), “doesn’t that There’s no guarantee that anyone will get on. As a host would not be out of place” make you something of a bastard?” you have aspirations of forging an alliance between “It’s entertainment,” replies the bastard coolly. like-minded powers, an Entente Cordiale that will last “Those people will always find something to spend for generations. More often than not, though, all you’re their money on, whether we’re there or not. Betting effectively doing is asking Angela Merkel to break bread with Robert Mugabe. is part of their culture; okay, not so much horse racing and all that, but Robert Mugabe is not at my friend D’s dinner party, although if he were he more like...” would not be out of place. Seated to my left is a BBC journalist who I’m “Whether the crops will fail again this year or not?” beginning to suspect has had his soul replaced with a dead crow (“It’s great D casts me a warning look. I drain my glass and hunker down in my seat, being publicly funded,” he guffaws, reaching for the kettle chips. “I never fly glowering. What was that Sartre line again? Oh, yeah. ‘L’enfer, c’est les anywhere unless it’s business class”). On the other side of me is a soldier autres. Avec la soupe.’ follow me on twitter latestwill who recently returned from Afghanistan and who seems relatively harmless,


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Longer sentence for 88-year-old’s attacker, Tesco robber’s caught in school, Smash EDO plan next demo and NHS addresses city’s booze problem

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o much air time and so many column inches are dedicated to demon drugs, yet booze is by far the biggest killer and cause of illness. Men with alcohol problems, for instance, slice an average 12 years off their lives. That’s why NHS Brighton and Hove has launched a year-long alcohol awareness campaign, to cut the suffering and curb hospital admissions. It will run until next August and, as Dr Tom Scanlon, the city’s Director of Public Health, said, it’s up to family and friends to help victims of drink: “We are asking them to encourage victims to get help before their lives get out of control.” Go to www.savedave.org.uk. Drink is also major factor in crime and the campaign is being backed by police, who were celebrating several successes in the week.

They came up trumps and helped find a missing 13-yearold girl safe and well after she disappeared from her home, and a James Beany man who robbed an elderly woman in her home last year had his prison sentence increased following an appeal by police. James Beaney, 33, had his jail term stretched from five to eight years. His 88-year-old victim is still suffering from the injuries he inflicted on her. Police arrested a 70-year-old man and 67-year-old woman from Brighton on suspicion of racially aggravated intentional harassment, alarm or distress, following an incident on a bus.

Dominic Mendy and Danny Palmer

And two men were given long jail terms for a £17,000 armed robbery at the Tesco superstore in Chichester. Police chased Dominic Mendy and Danny Palmer for 21 miles before the men ran into a school to hide. A pupil who spotted them and raised the alarm was awarded £500. Not such good news on the animal front after a woman was

Brighton and Hove City Council leader Mary Mears on the city’s exam results

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any congratulations to all those pupils across Brighton and Hove who have received good news on the ‘A’ level and GSCE front over the last week or so! No doubt the last few months have been a nervous time for you but I hope you managed to achieve what you were aiming for. I was especially delighted with the excellent GCSE results achieved across the city, particularly in the schools which didn’t do quite so well last year. I think it is incredibly important that pupils can have the confidence that, whichever part of the city they live in and

mauled around the head and face by her son’s dog as she slept on a sofa at her Hove home. She climbed out of a window to escape and was bitten on the legs as she went. Poor weather put the dampers on the cricket at Hove and clouded the skies for the Shoreham Air Show but fans still enjoyed themselves. A glider pilot escaped serious injury when he crashed landed during the show.

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There’s trouble in the forecast for October 13 when Smash EDO are planning their next demo at the factory in Moulsecoomb which makes bomb release systems for military aircraft. They have ignored police requests to work with them and, as one senior officer told Latest 7, “they might generate more support for their cause if they did.” What do you think? Email comment@thelatest.co.uk. Get your kit on and your legs out – the Brighton mental health charity clinic The Rock is celebrating its 20th anniversary with a 5K fun run from Dukes Mound to the Brighton Pier and back on September 19, starting at 10.30am. To register, go to http://www.rockclinic.org.uk/rockclinic-fun-run/ As Dr Scanlan would say – what better way for drinkers to start on the road back to health? Will you be supporting the next Smash EDO demo?

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whichever school they end up going to, they will get the opportunities and quality of teaching to enable them to achieve their full potential. Nationally, this has been a tough year for ‘A’ level students. Standards are now higher than ever and more and more people are applying to go to university, meaning that competition for places is intense. We are very lucky in Brighton and Hove to have two excellent universities and for those who have managed to secure a place at one of these, I hope that you have an enjoyable and productive time in the city. For those of you who are not taking this route – perhaps you are going onto further training, an apprenticeship or going straight into the world of

[Re The Three Tenors review, p27 of this issue, online at www.thelatest.co.uk/7 since 25 August] I agree that the tenors are very charming and handsome!! They have phenomenal voices and I actually really enjoyed the opera even though Im not a huge fan normally. I like them very much! Everyone should see the show. Linda, via www.thelatest.co.uk/7 [Re Latest Lanes, Latest Business, LH487] What an absolute pleasure to see two young guys going for it in business. I hope it goes from strength to strength, these guys really deserve it. Good luck Jon Stoner and Ben Cannon. Roger, via www.thelatest.co.uk/homes I wish to make a special appeal to women, who are considering taking part in the Adidas 5K Women’s Challenge on Sunday, 5 September in Hyde Park, to join our team and help make a difference to the lives of some very special children. The Children’s Trust is a national charity, which provides care for some of the UK’s most severely disabled children. By joining The Children’s Trust’s team – either running or simply walking the route – you will be helping to make a difference to the lives of some very special children. It is a great way for mothers, daughters, sisters, cousins, aunts, nieces or friends and work colleagues to enjoy one of London’s famous fun runs and, at the same time, raise money for a very worthy cause. Register now at www.thechildrenstrust.org.uk/adida s. I look forward to hearing from you! Yours faithfully, Sian Hughes, The Children’s Trust, Tadworth, Surrey You can also write to: Letters, Latest Homes Ltd, Unit 1, Level 5 North, New England House, New England Street, Brighton BN1 4GH

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work – I wish you all the best at the start of what will hopefully be long and successful careers! If students are looking for some rest and relaxation after the stresses and strains of the last few months then I hope you will consider visiting the Brighton & Hove Food And Drink Festival which starts this week. Our 2009 festival was enjoyed by 110,000 food fans and it is now established as the largest festival of its kind on the South Coast. Having looked at the programme for this year, I can safely say that the organisers have pulled out all the stops and it promises to be even bigger and better! A full listing of events at the Festival (and the chance to vote for your favourite eatery in the Brighton & Hove Foodie Awards) can be found at: www.brightonfoodfestival.com. Bon appétit!!


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BOOKINGS | COMPETITION | CHART 07

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the award-winning Hydrocracker Theatre, 25-27 Nov) and previous Brighton Festival success stories such as The Diva In Me (15-18 Dec), Beckett virtuoso Conor Lovett (5-6 Oct), Polish avant garde company Teatr Piésn Kozla (25-27 Nov) and Brighton Fringe hit Joe Bane (26 Nov).

To listen to the chart and submit your track, go to www.thelatest.co.uk/7/music-chart

Brighton Download Chart TOP 10 8 Latest 1 Jaybee – The Ballad Of Billy And Bonnie Henry Oguike

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Concert Hall, Corn Exchange and Pavilion Theatre, 01273 709709, www.brightondome.org Brighton Dome has just launched its biggest ever season with an average of three shows a day, including Akram Khan (28 Oct) and Henry Oguike (9 Nov) in the dance programme, a new mini festival of women writers, Storyville (19-21 Nov) and a new focus on theatre, featuring several new takes on Shakespeare (including

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8 Panos Christofi – Only The Night

Concorde 2, 25 September, £25/20, 01273 673311, www.concorde2.co.uk First outing for My Generation: Touched By The Hand Of Mod, a new, hopefully annual all-nighter celebrating Brighton’s links to Mod culture.

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Turning Leaf Wines has teamed up with uber trendy designers Basso & Brooke (fans include Katy Perry and Beyoncé) to create a gorgeous interior range taking inspiration from Turning

6 Panos Christofi – In My Mind 7 Second Time Lucky – Chuggin

9 Jaybee – Cowboys Blues 10 Vortex Generator – Water Bleeding

Once again there’s very little change at the top of the chart this week, with the top five rundown more of a game of musical chairs than anything. Retaining the number one spot, pop singer-songwriter Jaybee’s Americana-influenced ‘The Ballad Of Billy And Bonnie’ holds firm as dark dance duo Tenek’s ‘No Time For Fighting’ climbs from five last week to this week’s number two. Flamboyant house types Osaro and RJ take three as Chaos Borne remains in the top five, albeit with a a different song, at four. Quality synthrockers The Last Cry complete the rundown at five.

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Idle Hands

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Wild Girl And Crazy Dog

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14 Chaos Borne Leaf’s Chardonnay and Zinfandel wines. The clever chappies also designed some super umbrellas, and we have ten up for grabs! If you fancy a preview then head to Brighton’s NOLA Boutique in Gardner Street on 9 September. Q What colour is Turning Leaf’s Zinfandel wine?

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Do you want to regain your pre-baby body? Want to drop a dress size and get fit? From the founders of FitBitch comes their fantastic new camp for mums, FitMuthas Boot Camp. Choose between two-four weeks, one hour per day. Starts 20 September in Hove Park. (Fitbitch Boot Camp also runs in Hove Park, 6.30am). We're giving away one place worth £180. Or quote L7/FB1 for a special offer - £135 on all camps (T&C’s apply). Q Which days does the camp run? (Hint – answer can be found at www.fitbitchbootcamp.com)

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Pavilion Theatre, 13 October, £12/10, 01273 709709, www.brightondome.org A new addition to the Brighton Comedy Festival programme, this comedy magician is very much on the rise – you may recognise him from The Culture Show and Derren Brown’s 3D Magic Spectacular.

Concorde 2, 13 October, £14, 01273 673311, www.concorde2.co.uk The Levellers frontman (plus band) plays from his debut solo album All The Pieces, inspired by the “myriad of lesser travelled paths that opened up somewhere between the break up of The Beatles and the formation of Led Zeppelin.”

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2 Tenek – No Time For Fighting (JAB EDIT)

The Moment

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I Will

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23 The Beautiful Word I Got Bored 24 Surrender

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Tell Me

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Brokeback Mountain

I'll Never Know Fairytales

DEATH IN THE DISCO

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If You Do What You Always Do...

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Here And Now Turn Me On New Broom

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Snap Shots Photographer Diana Frangi captures the faces and places that define our city. This week: up-and-coming Brighton band Superlungs Will, Beau and Jack taking a break in the recording studio. ‘Discovered’ playing in a village hall in Sussex, Superlungs have become one of the youngest signed rock bands in Europe after signing a record deal with Yellow Fish Music Group. Tipped as ‘ones to watch 2010’ by iTunes, the trio have already appeared on David Courtney’s album, The Show Must Go On, alongside Paul McCartney and David Gilmour. Their own debut release, ‘La Di Da’, entered the iTunes essentials chart top 20. Superlungs will be playing at the launch of the Brighton Music Awards on 9 September at Terraces Bar & Grill. Visit www.superlungs.com for more info.

Our American Invasion tour was a great success! We love good riffs and a strong hook. We get our inspiration riding roller coasters – our favourite one is in Thorpe Park! Hutchins Guitars have just supplied us with some great new guitars and we also got to record a short jingle for Gary Hutchins' new radio show! Our next project will be a tour of the USA

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Celebcity with Jo Brooks Kate Moss signs Brighton portrait, Matt Horne dines at Moshi Moshi, plus Dominic Byrne’s comedy band

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righton based artist Mervin Etienne has added Kate Moss to his collection of celebrity portraits. The local painter, who has previously captured everyone from Steve Coogan and Norman Cook to Jimi Hendrix, Jay-Z and Kylie Minogue, completed the portrait of Ms Moss, who celebrates her 30th – yes, 30th! – appearance on the cover of Vogue this September. But he certainly wasn’t expecting Kate’s dad and sister – who happened to be in Brighton for the day – to spotof the piece in his gallery. Merv seized the opportunity to ask the pair if they would get Kate to sign the piece, and to his amazement they did! The portrait is now part of a charity raffle, with the proceeds going to the very worthy Rockinghorse Appeal. If you would like to bid for the Kate Moss portrait then text the word ART to 81400 (texts cost £1.50 plus a standard network charge). And check out Merv’s website – www.aristmerv.com – for details of the other star paintings up for auction, including Francis Rossi, Nick Cave and Tom Jones!

STAR SPOTTING AT ITV RADIO 1 BREAKFAST SHOW BOYS FOLK ABOUT I received a text from my old mate Dominic Byrne last week. For anybody who doesn’t know Dom, he is part of the Chris Moyles Breakfast Show crew. Dom was playing in Brighton alongside Comedy Dave (also from the show) in their band Folkface, and invited me along. Amazingly they have quite a following – as I found out whilst drinking at the bar in Audio beforehand. The night had a very loose folk theme – a solo folk singer as warm-up, then some stand-up by the hilarious Dan Schreiber, who it turns out writes for BBC 2 quiz show QI and Flight Of The Conchords. Comedy Dave and Dom then took to the stage dressed in hippy-style outfits and treated the crowd to folk versions of songs like Cheryl Cole’s ‘Fight For This Love’, and the very funny Folkaface, a clever take off of the Lady Gaga smash. After the gig, another ex-Radio 1 host, Briggie Smale, joined us at the Three And Ten bar for a late night session. You can check out Folkface at www.facebook.com/folkface

I attended a meeting last week with my colleague Clare at ITV headquarters on the South Bank. We were up to see the lovely crew at the ITV1 press office, but you always see a famous face in reception and last Thursday didn’t disappoint. We found ourselves queueing up for our security passes with radio host Christian O’Connell and then got the lift with X-Factor finalist Stacey Solomon. Stacey, I have to say, was looking really slim and gorgeous and was promoting her new material now the show is back on our screens.

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Gavin And Stacey actor Matt Horne enjoying a meal with a couple of pals at trendy sush i restaurant Moshi Moshi. The restaurant has just had a rathe r funky outdoor bar built complete with sails to protect from the elements. Sorry, no cockles on the menu , Gav!

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Bare cheek Brian Mitchell & Joseph Nixon’s thoroughly scurrilous Brighton column

WHAT WAS THAT? those at the party, and would love to find a costume, but unfortunately I can recall neither the name of the film nor the creature. Please help, so I can have a ‘horrifyingly’ good time! Simon Morris, Hove Dear Simon, Luckily this one wasn't a ‘monster’ to solve! The terrifying apparition that you recall so vividly is, of course, that old standby of trick or treaters, Austin Powers, international man of mystery. Hope you enjoy the party. Please keep those letters coming in! Mike X

SEVEN ACRES American series seemingly aimed only at women, despite at least half the story lines dealing with the concerns of men. Starring Bill Pullman, Glen Close, Lisa Kudrow, Dean Cain, and Peter Fonda as Uncle Max. E4, Wednesday 1 September, 8pm WIMSEY Another pointless updating of a defenceless out-of-copyright character, written and acted very much in the mould of Doctor Who, ie very childishly. Starring Laurence Fox as Pete Wimsey, an upper-class gulf war veteran, who solves cyber crimes in 21st century Soho. Co-starring Freema Agyeman as Harriet ‘H-Girl’ Vane. BBC 1, Saturday 4 September, 9pm COOK ME A MEAL, FATTY! Reality show bafflingly combining Come Dine With Me and Supersize Versus Superskinny, in which a dangerously obese contestant has to prepare a meal for a team of anorexics, which he himself is not allowed to eat. Ch 4, Sunday 5 September, 8pm YOUNG, AUTISTIC, STUPID AND GAY Self-explanatory docu-drama from the people who brought you Young, Drunk, Racist And Pregnant, and Young, Black, Dyslexic, Rich And Catatonic. BBC 3, Monday 6 September, 9pm A-ROADS Dans Cruikshank and Snow join forces at last in this blockbuster 92-part series in which they tour all the trunk roads of the British Isles in two Sinclair C5s welded together, interviewing eccentrics, exploring history, and sampling local delicacies. BBC 2, Tuesday 7 September, 8pm

In & Out SPECIAL ‘FICTICIOUS TIMES OF THE DAY’ EDITION In • Stupid o'clock • Hammer Time • The bitching hour • Happy hour • The sun over the yardarm Out • Sparrowfart • Miller Time • Arsehole (as in ‘from.... to breakfastime’) • Pimms o'clock • Chico time

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Dear Mike, here's a puzzler for you. I've been invited to a fancy dress Halloween party this year, and would like to make a splash with my costume. Now, I remember seeing a particularly frightening creature on an old black-and-white film on TV some time ago. This being was some sort of undead monstrosity, deathly-pale, and – if memory serves – actually stitched together from cadavers. The creature had dreadful, glassy, hooded eyes, an extended forehead, a scarred visage, and a bolt through its neck. Communicating only through

WHAT’S NOT ON: TV

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What we used to say An occasional series in which we struggle to remember the original, simple terms that have been abandoned in favour of ghastly, managerial Americanisms. WHAT WE SAY NOW: “Misspoke” An attempt to do for talking what misspell does for writing, recently deployed by Number 10 to excuse the gaffe-strewn pronouncements of the shiny-faced, upper-class twit that is its incumbent. “I misspoke when I claimed that Iran has nuclear weapons”.

groans and roars, it shambled about, arms outstretched, wreaking havoc. I'm pretty sure this terrifying fellow would put the willies up all

Can’t remember the name of an obscure film, book, TV Show, or whatever? Ask Mike Hunter, the man with all the answers.

Astral Angi

Astral’s fashion tips for starry dressing

HARIES {Mar 21–Apr 20}

HCANCER {June 22–July 22}

HLIBRA {Sep 23–Oct 22}

HCAPRICORN {Dec 21–Jan 19}

HTAURUS {Apr 21–May 21}

HLEO {July 23–Aug 22}

HSCORPIO {Oct 23–Nov 21}

HAQUARIUS {Jan 20–Feb 19}

HGEMINI {May 22–June 21}

HVIRGO {Aug 23–Sep 22}

HSAGITTARIUS {Nov 22–Dec 20}

HPISCES {Feb 20–Mar 20}

Your horoscope shows that you need to be ready to go, pret a porter, at all times. That means Velcro and not zips, loose and not fitted, drip dry and not dry clean. In other words, drab. For Taureans the look is soft and feminine – yes, even for the boys. My old mate Demis Roussos got it right with a strong penchant for the kaftan, light and airy at all times. Geminis have a breezy approach to all things and this should be reflected in what you wear. Nylon is your astral fabric and lime green your astral fashion colour, teamed with orange.

Cancerians have cornered the market in cool sophistication. Classic lines and sobre colours suit you well. Your key look is conventional, and don’t be put off when people say you are dull. Leo likes to put on a bit of a show and make a splash. Your look could be described as regal or royal. It can, however, go very wrong and you can look like queen bitch or old queen. Virgo’s look is neat and flawless. So once again, no surprises there. What is it with you, Virgo? Don’t you want to have some fun and let your hair down once in a while? Relax!

Libras like to coordinate. Everything must work together, which makes the Libran the best at creating the capsule wardrobe. I have a capsule wardrobe, I keep my sedatives in it. Scorpio’s wardrobe will exude an air of brooding sexuality. Well, at least that’s what the stars say. I think that might be a tad difficult if your budget is clearly more cut price than couture. Sagis have to go with casual. I suggest a look that is comfy and easy to wash with the option of not needing to be ironed. Pajamas are your key fashion item, and bed jackets.

WHAT WE USED TO SAY: “Blundered”

Capricorns do black –the black suit, the little black dress, all very dignified I am sure. But underneath all that black what are you wearing? Is it sexy undies in shocking pink? The Aquarian look is ram raided charity shop. You call it character but I call it sloppy, messy and cheap. What do you look like? Get a grip and smarten up. And while you are at it, comb your hair Pisceans can dress for any occasion and have the ability to blend in anywhere whilst looking good. At Bardsleys the best Pisceans wear fish-tailed frocks in chiffon.


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LET’S ROCK! It’s just a jump to Theatre Royal Brighton as Rocky Horror Show returns

utrageous classic Rocky Horror Show returns to Theatre Royal Brighton from Monday 13 September to Saturday 18 September as part of a major UK tour. Olivier Award winner David Bedella stars as the celebrated Frank‘n’Furter, while Michael Aspel, presenter of TV shows This Is Your Life and The Antiques Roadshow, will star as guest narrator. This irresistible riot of a show has been seducing audiences for more than 30 years and has so far been presented in 15 different languages in 30 countries. Whether you’re a diehard fan or a Rocky virgin, you’ll want to celebrate the musical in style. So brush up on those pelvic thrusts, squeeze into your corset, grab your red lipstick and slip back into those killer stilettos because the world’s favourite rock‘n’roll musical is back with a vengeance. Rocky Horror Show tells the story of engaged sweethearts, the clean-cut Brad and Janet, who are on their way to visit an old college professor when they are forced to seek refuge in a castle housing the maddest, baddest and sexiest group the world has yet seen. Featuring timeless singalongs ‘Sweet Transvestite’, ‘Dammit Janet’ and ‘The Time Warp’, this homage to the horror film is as sexy and funny as ever. Rocky Horror Show premiered at the Royal Court Theatre in London in June 1973. Written by Richard O’Brien, who starred as Riff Raff in the 1975 film on which the show is based, and former presenter of the popular TV game show The Crystal Maze, the stage musical has been in almost continuous production since 1973 – and the cinematic version is one of the most popular movies of all time. Best known for creating the role of Satan/Warm Up Man in Jerry Springer – The Opera, for which he won Best Musical Actor at the Laurence Olivier

Theatre Awards in 2004, and for his role in BBC1’s Holby City, David Bedella plays the mad scientist Frank‘n’Furter. Using his deep velvet voice in the role of the strutting transvestite, Bedella’s performance has been compared to Prince at the height of his purple reign. Always hugely popular with Brighton audiences, tickets for the show are selling well, so don’t miss out. Rocky Horror Show is currently booking from 13–18 September, Theatre Royal Brighton, 0844 871 7650 (bkg fee), groups hotline 0844 871 7617, access bookings 0844 871 7677 (bkg fee), www.ambassadortickets.com/brighton


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HOTLIST

L7 Hotlist

The Chilli Pickle

Eateries and bars catering for all tastes. For more dining options visit www.thelatest.co.uk American

Chinese

Rock & Roller

Gars Restaurant

Enjoy fabulous American-inspired food – including mammoth home-made burgers (beef, chicken and vegetarian), locally smoked ribs and sizzling steaks – at Rock & Roller. Upstairs you’ll find an entire floor dedicated to pool, with five tables to choose from. Join the Pool Loyalty Scheme – play nine hours and get a tenth hour free. Rock & Roller, 95 Western Rd, Brighton, BN1 2LB, 01273 710014, www.rock8roller.co.uk

British & modern European Bardsley’s

Probably Brighton’s most popular fish and chip shop and restaurant with a large loyal clientele. Traditional and family-run with favourites and excellent daily fish specials. Open for lunch and dinner Tuesday to Saturday, it’s also a great party venue. There are massive fish platters and seasonal seafood, plus vegetarian choices. 22–23a Baker Street, Brighton, BN1 4JN, 01273 681256

The Dyke

Superb rustic Tuscan menu mingled with English classics. Locally sourced or organic ingredients and rapidly gaining a reputation as one of Brighton’s most stylish eateries. One side is a proper pub with excellent real ales and log fire; the other a very grown-up stylish restaurant. It’s very child (and dog!) friendly too, and has a big garden for those late summer evenings. Lunch 12pm–3pm; dinner 6.30pm–9.45pm. Special summer deals: kids eat free in August, plus a great free wine offer for adults. 218 Dyke Road, Brighton, 01273 555672, www.dykepub.co.uk

This old Brighton favourite offers an exciting menu with some great new ideas and a wholly different experience in terms of style and presentation. Smart service, beautiful interiors and a chic atmosphere make this one of the city’s top places to be seen. Start downstairs at the bar. Eat from £10. 19 Prince Albert Street, Brighton 01273 321321, www.gars.co.u

Coffee shop Spinelli

Great coffee and light snacks at this original and very popular Kemp Town Village café and now a fuller American menu at their new branch in St James’s St. Look out for great pancakes, cobb salads and burgers as well as the full English. 24 Garnet House, College Road, 01273 818819 & 111 St James’s Street Brighton, 01273 818084 www.spinellicoffee.co.uk

Cocoa Patisserie

Cocoa is an authentic French patisserie near Brighton Station. Everything is homemade on the premises each morning with the finest ingredients. A selection of pastries, cakes, tarts, biscuits, jams, ice creams, sandwiches, quiches, toasties and salads to eat in or take away. Beautiful cakes made to order. 48 Queens Road, Brighton, BN1 3XB, 01273 777412

The Restaurant At Drakes

Indian

Gars

Established in 1987 and set in a 16th century building, Elizabethan Cottage Tandoori carefully blends Bangladeshi & Indian influences, creating great food and an atmosphere with a difference. It’s not just a meal, but an experience. 130–136 Old London Road, Patcham, Brighton, BN1 8YA, 01273 507075

Italian Donatello

Flagship venue of this local family-run business serving excellent value Italian food in stylish surroundings. Brilliant-value meal deals on blackboards outside – two

Fat Leo

The budget branch of the Donatello stable but you’d be hard-pressed to see why. Quality family dining in the Italian mould but a little less expensive. Popular with students and young families, with trendy interiors, and a menu with the signature set-price boards proclaiming any two courses £5.95, and three at £7.95. 16–17 Market Street, Brighton BN1 1HH, 01273 325135, www.fatleo.co.uk

Japanese Moshi Moshi

Is there a better and cooler place to eat Japanese in Brighton? We don’t think so, and neither do Moshi Moshi’s ever-growing fan base. Their sushi is fantastic, the service great, and they’ve won a brace of awards for their work in fish conservation. If you’re not yet a Moshi member, you’re missing out: their 50% off on Moshi Mondays are a phenomenom. Opticon, Bartholomew Square, Brighton, BN1 1JS, 01273 719195, www.moshibrighton.couk

Check out Andrew Kay’s comprehensive Brighton, Hove and Sussex Food & Drink directory online at www.thelatest.co.uk

New Steine Bistro

An independent British restaurant in the heart of Brighton’s Lanes, The Gallery prides itself in serving the very best fresh, locally sourced and seasonal menu. Head chef Mosa Jobi joined the team in 2007 from the Dorchester Mayfair Hotel in London. The Gallery restaurant offers a warm environment to celebrate any occasion. 28 East Street, Brighton, BN1 1HL, 01273 773327 Nestled inside Brighton’s finest designer hotel – the perfect setting for intimate dinners or private parties. Winner of two coveted AA Rosettes, Drakes offers exquisite cuisine with the highest quality seasonal ingredients.2-course menu for £28; 3 courses for £36. 5-course chef’s menu £50. Private dining room for up to 12 people. 43–44 Marine Parade, Brighton, BN2 1PE, 01273 696934, www.drakesofbrighton.com

Elizabethan Cottage Tandoori

courses £6.95, three £8.95 – as well as à la carte. The haunt of celebs in season from soap stars to politicos. Fun, friendly and fabulous value. Brighton Place, Brighton BN1 1HJ, 01273 775477, www.donatello.co.uk

French

“With more than a soupçon of Gallic charm The New Steine Bistro are true bon viveurs. No fancy pants fashion fads here, but some well executed classics. Most importantly though is their open attitude: everyone gets the same charming welcome – guests and diners, locals and visitors alike – and when you have been once, you will want to return again and again.” – Andrew Kay L7 food writer). Their reasonably priced menu starts at £12.50 for two courses, £14.50 for three, Sunday to Thursday; £16.50 for two courses, £18.50 for three on Friday and Saturday. A la carte menu available. Open 6pm. 10/11 New Steine, Brighton, BN2 1PB, 01273 681546/695415 www.newsteinehotel.com/restaurant.asp

The Gallery

Winner of two AA Rosette awards, The Chilli Pickle is an Indian bistro in the heart of the North Lanes. The food is regional Indian cuisine executed at the highest level. Lunch is packed full of Indian street food as well as a good selection of Thalis, Kathi Kebabs and the ever popular Masala Dosa. Sumptuous feasts at dinner include the national awardwinning Oxtail Madras. Belgian Beers, Original IPA, luxury loose teas and a well thought out wine list also feature. 42 Meeting House Lane, Brighton, 01273 323824, www.thechillipicklebistro.co.uk

Chaula’s

Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. Also a wide variety of vegetarian, vegan and gluten and wheat-free dishes. Buffet available 11am–3pm Mon–Sat. Eastgate House, 6 Eastgate Street, Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk

To add your entry to our Hotlist call Advertising on 01273 818150


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WAVE WORLD Health and beauty news and reviews WIN! NEW NATURAL BUBBLES PRODUCTS

Natural Bubbles Handmade Soaps is a new web-based company offering gorgeous bath and skincare products. Their pure shea butter is thick and intensely moisturising, making it ideal for post-summer holiday sunburned skin. Suitable for vegetarians, wonderfully refreshing and environmentally sound, this autumn it’s time to get back to nature. Latest 7 has teamed up with Natural Bubbles Handmade Soaps to offer a lucky reader the chance to win a fantastic goodie bag worth £20 to include: Rose Geranium Soap, Strawberry Facial Scrub, Organic Shea Butter and two Sweet Orange Bath Creamers. Just tell us: which late superstar had a pet called Bubbles? Email your answer to competitions@thelatest.co.uk with ‘Bubbles’ in the subject box. Don’t forget to leave your name and contact details. Closing date for entries: Tuesday 28 September.

WIN!

WIN! SELF-HELP BOOK

Our mind is a powerful thing but according to scientists we use only a fraction of it. Powerful Mind Through SelfHypnosis is the new book by hypnotherapist Cathal O’Briain. A clearly written guide, this is ideal if you’ve considered seeing a hypnotherapist or psychotherapist, but have never been able to take the leap. From stuttering to skin disorders, mastering self-hypnosis could help you overcome some of life’s struggles. We have two copies of this new book to give away. To win, tell us: what small item is traditionally swung back and forth to bring on a hypnotic trance? Email your answer to competitions@thelatest.co.uk with ‘Self-hypnosis’ in the subject box. Alternatively, write to us at the address at the front of the magazine. Closing date for entries: Tuesday 28 September.

WIN!

ECO SUSSEX

We can’t put down Katie Ramsay’s book The Eco Guide To Sussex, with an intro by Sarah Lewis-Hammond. Whether your eco credentials go as far as putting out the recycling box or have you living in an eco wonder-home, this easy-to-read guide is the perfect way to embrace greener living. From travel and food and drink to eco weddings and delicious recipes, this must-have guide keeps it local. Start with the ‘Six Steps To Change’ and don’t look back.

ON YER BIKE!

Exercise is always more fun (and beneficial) when the routine is tailor-made, and now the equipment can be too! MyVelo has just launched bikes that are personalised to each individual. Log on to the company’s website at www.myvelo.co.uk and get set for riding by creating your bike from scratch. Choose the frame and colours for all the components, from handlebars to the seat. Be as funky and inventive or classic and simple as you like. See how your bike will look, click ‘order’, and it will be delivered within a few weeks. If you want to see the colours up close, MyVelo’s London showroom is the place to visit. Bikes start from £375, so while they’re not the cheapest, they are the most unique. Visit www.myvelo.co.uk

READY FOR YOUR CLOSE-UP

It can be difficult to know what products to go for with conditions such as thread veins and stretch marks. A supplement may not be the first thought, but new product Rutivite helps improve circulation and prevent varicose veins. The key ingredient is rutin, which promotes circulation and thickens blood vessel walls. Thread veins are common in women who have given birth and in older age. It may only be a case of nature taking its course, but if we can prevent it we’re going to try. The same can be said for stretch marks; this time it’s a new cream catching our eye. StriVectin–SD, an intensive concentrate for stretch marks and wrinkles. With test subjects reporting 100 per cent improvement in skin texture and a significant decrease in fine lines and wrinkles, we can’t wait for new StriVectin–SD to hit the stores. Out in October, it’s available from Space NK, Selfridges and Harrods. Priced at £107, get it before you have to think about saving for Christmas!

Spirited away

From complementary therapy to clairvoyancy, find it at the Spirit Of The Millennium Festival

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ome and discover the biggest mind, body and spirit festival in the south of England. The well-established Spirit Of The Millennium is back on 26 September at Hove Town Hall, home to over 90 stalls offering top class mediums, clairvoyants, astrologers and colour aura photography. It’s a blissful place where you can get the opportunity to experience a multitude of holistic and complementary therapies and meet experts in all areas of Health Care. Talks and demonstrations are on offer throughout the day, giving you the opportunity to ask and receive the answers to all those questions you have always wanted to ask the experts in their field. You will also find a fantastic variety of reasonably priced precious gifts to take home and cherish. Make sure you leave time to chill out in our restaurant – food will be supplied by The Healthy Eating Café (from St Ann’s Well Gardens, Hove), offering hot and cold dishes as well as a delicious patisserie. The organisers of The Spirit Of The Millennium say: “This Festival acts as an umbrella that promotes healthy lifestyles and unites all aspects of spiritual understanding. People travel to our Festival from all over and the show is also very child-friendly. So come along and enjoy a new experience with family and friends, and discover a happier and more positive way of life.” Spirit Of The Millennium Festival, Hove Town Hall, Norton Road, 26 September, 10am-6pm, admission £2.50, children under 12 free


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HEY, BABY The cold winter and credit crunch have created a baby boom this autumn. Make the most of parenthood with our special guide

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t seems something good has come out of the recession and January’s big freeze. Couples found themselves stranded indoors during the coldest winter in almost five decades, while those newly out of work finally had time to step back and reassess their lives. And the result is that midwives and economists have predicted a baby boom this autumn. Having a baby is often said to be the single most amazing thing that can happen to you, and this week’s Wave special is intended to help you get the most out of the experience. While the early stages of parenthood can be particularly daunting, midwives, GPs and holistic therapists can all offer advice to new mums and dads. Parenthood is also a stage in your life when your social group can expand in new directions, with local events such as Debutots and Baby Loves Disco giving you fun opportunities to interact with both your baby and other parents around you. Meanwhile, there’s pampering to be done, with pre and post-natal treatments on offer, and some gorgeous baby boutiques to be found in the city. And as your baby grows, one lucky Latest 7 reader will be able to capture that precious first year forever with our competition to win 12-months’ worth of professional baby photos, all bound in a special book, courtesy of the fantastic photographers at Brighton And Hove Studio. With their special 0-1 Year Scheme, you won’t miss a thing.

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ebutots is a unique blend of storytelling and dramatic play. Baby Story Play is for toddlers aged from six months to two years. Exploring the magic of stories, sounds and words through play, it’s both interactive and exciting, and gets you communicating with your little ones. Take your children into imaginary worlds through stories with Debutots’ Early Years Drama Class, for two to five year olds. Friday, 10–11am, Hove Methodist Church Hall, Portland Road, www.debutots.co.uk The New Baby Story Class is also starting soon, and parents and their toddlers are being invited to come along for a free trial to experience the unique classes first hand. Call Ellie Sareen on 01273 245673, email ellie@debutots.co.uk, www.debutots.co.uk

Mamissima Mother & Child

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righton’s most stylish boutique for expectant mothers and babies continues to deliver high-quality, exclusive and on-trend collections of desirable and stylish maternity fashion, jeans ranges, nursing wear and lingerie. There’s also wonderful eco-friendly baby wear and products, nursery linens and baby accessories, all created from environmentally friendly sources. Labels for the new season include Petit Bateau, Hotmilk, Elle Macpherson, Citizens Of Humanity, OiOi, Noppies, NooNoo and Bakker. The girls have also recently opened a Mother & Baby Wellbeing Clinic above the store, making Mamissima a one-stop luxury lifestyle experience for mums and new babes. Pop in with this article and you can enjoy 20% off a treatment at the clinic or a purchase in the store. Mamissima Mother & Child, 82 North Road, Brighton, BN1 1YD, 01273 626676, www.mamissima.co.uk

What is... hydrotherm pregnancy massage? Zara Baker finds out

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20% off a treatment at the clinic or a purchase in store upon presentation of this advert. 82 North Road Brighton BN1 1YD 01273 626676 www.mamissima.co.uk

amissima is not only a stylish store offering baby clothes, toys, and maternity wear. Above the shop is a tranquil haven where mums-to-be can relax and be pampered. Treatments offered include aromatherapy pregnancy massage, reflexology for pregnancy, baby reflexology classes – everything for parents and babies’ wellbeing. Hydrotherm pregnancy massage is one treatment alongside the list of more familiar ones that many people may not have heard of. This is a wonderful treatment for pregnancy; unlike a normal massage, you sit up, rather than lying on your front. With a pregnancy massage, mums-to-be lie on their side, with a pillow for support, but a hydrotherm pregnancy massage is more comfortable still. No pressure is put on the uterus, since you lean back against a hydrotherm pillow, with another pillow beneath the legs. Like a water bed, these pillows are filled with tepid water to make for a wonderfully calming and relaxing experience. Almond oil is used to massage the tummy and is great for preventing stretch marks that can appear during pregnancy. During the massage the feet are focused on first. Puffy feet caused by water retention are common in pregnancy, and lifting the weight off them – even for just an hour – can do the world of good. As you sit up on the two pillows, your body weight becomes the source of pressure in the massage, so it’s a different experience for the therapist as well as the client. The pillows allow the therapist to work their hands beneath the legs, shoulders and back, facilitating a deeper massage. The heat from the pillows increases circulation and improves the efficiency of the aromatherapy oils. Gentle spinal stretches open up the spinal column and aid relaxation when combined with deep breaths in and out. It’s an hour of relaxation, taking the strain off your feet and back. And baby will benefit too, because when mum is peaceful, baby can tell... Sophie Scarlett Dunn is a holistic therapist offering hydrotherm pregnancy massage at Mamissima. Contact her at Mamissima Mother & Child, 82 North Road, Brighton, BN1 1YD, 01273 626676, www.mamissima.co.uk


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Picture perfect Unique portrait photography and affordable prices at The Brighton And Hove Studio

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arren Cool and Gareth Connolly combined their 30 years of photographic experience, including national press photography, celebrity photography and paparazzi work, to provide a unique experience for their customers – with outstanding and different results. Gareth said: “The most important thing about gaining great images for the customer is the ability to think on your feet, keeping your subject interested and occupied, and ultimately giving them pictures which are unique.” Darren said: “Studio photography is about people and we are all unique. The essence of portrait photography is to capture that in every shot. “It’s not about that standard image, but about achieving something different every time. “Brighton was the logical location for such a venture and it was important to keep the name simple, to explain clearly where we are and what we do.” Darren and Gareth are keen to make their photography accessible to all, providing unique experiences and photographs taken by talented and professional photographers. Darren added: “We feel studio photography can and should be more accessible, not extortionate. “It should also be fun. Come and visit the studio, bring the family, friends, football team – anyone and everyone – and let us work our magic. “Even the price will be magic.” The Brighton And Hove Studio, 3 Morley Street, Brighton. Contact Darren Cool: 07792 308 722, www.brightonandhovestudio.co.uk

Baby Loves Disco Baby Loves Disco is back! After a summer of outdoor grooving the afternoon dance party for parents and their children returns to take over the dancefloor. To celebrate the seasonal return, Baby Loves Disco is offering a free family ticket for two adults and two children to the event on Sunday 26 September, which takes place downstairs at Komedia (usual ticket price £8 per person) from 2–5pm. DJ Mark Wright spins a top party mix of disco, pop and indie music for children aged six months to seven years old and their families. There’s also a chill-out area, free face painting, nappy changing stations, a full spread of complimentary healthy snacks, juice boxes and lots of dancing. To win this great prize simply name your favourite disco track. The lucky winner will be drawn out of a hat and have their tune dedicated to them at the event. Email competitions@thelatest.co.uk with ‘Baby Loves Disco’ in the subject box. Don’t forget to leave your name and contact details, plus the title of your favourite disco track. Closing date for entries: Monday 13 September. Komedia, Gardner Street, Brighton, 08452 938480, www.babylovesdisco.co.uk/locations/brighton

wave 15 WIN a photo record of your baby’s first 12 months – 0-1 Year Scheme worth £100 The 0–1 Year Scheme is designed for newborn babies and mums-tobe. Pregnancy photos and new baby photos are taken across a 12-month period, providing a fantastic record of your child’s early stages. A short photo session will be held in the studio each month, taking photos of you and your baby for a year. At the end of the 12-month period a photobook is provided documenting the development of your baby during the past year. Additional prints are also available throughout the 12month period. To be in with a chance of winning this fantastic prize, just tell us: For how many months is a woman typically pregnant? Email your answer to competitions@thelatest.co.uk with ‘Brighton & Hove Studio’ in the subject box. Don’t forget to leave your name and contact details. Entrants must be able to visit The Brighton And Hove Studio on a monthly basis. The Brighton And Hove Studio is also offering 25% off a 0-1 Year photo shoot for every reader. Simply bring along this copy of Latest 7 when you make a booking at the studio.


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Peak of indulgence The Austrian resort Grand Tirolia is a dream destination for golfers, writes Lynne Edwards

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ed up with ash clouds, airline strikes and queues at airports, I have with an outside terrace enjoying mountain views. taken to enjoying summer holidays driving. I can load up the car with all After all the fabulous food I was itching to get out onto the pristine golf my essentials and not worry about overweight luggage and heavy golf course. It is not for the faint-hearted; the challenging Eichenheim Par 71 clubs. In fact, the driving part made up a lot of the holiday as I travelled championship course is spectacular and is probably one of the best through Strasbourg in France and via Western Austria, finally arriving at my I have played. If you find it too tough or are just a beginner you might want to destination – Kitzbühel, nicknamed the most legendary city of sports. try one of the other four golf courses in Kitzbühel, or use the practice facilities. By the time I arrived at this haven of luxury I was totally chilled out, I headed straight to the Green Spa after a day on the course. You can easily although the weather was 30 degrees! I was welcomed at the recently opened spend a day just moving through the serenity of this space. I chose to swim Grand Tirolia Golf & Ski Resort with perfectly ice-cool, mint-fresh cloths to cool in the indoor and outdoor pools and do a spot of sunbathing, but there is also and calm, which gave me a taste of what was to come. a Turkish bath and sauna, salt grotto, Finnish sauna, Tyrolean herbal bath I chose the Grand Tirolia because it has a and a gym. Massages and beauty treatments are renowned golf course, and the recent addition of also offered. this luxury five-star spa resort could not have been “If you enjoy outdoor I ventured up the Hahnenkamm one day and in a better location, sitting just outside the beautiful enjoyed a lovely lunch, followed by the two-and-atown of Kitzbühel in a picture-postcard setting pursuits like hiking and golf, half-hour trek down the mountain. I was in two minds overlooking snow-capped mountains. whether to tackle this since I had already overdosed you are spoilt for choice” Austria has long been my preferred summer on exercise, but I felt I couldn’t pass up the destination, not only because of the lush golf opportunity. It was helped by the fact there was a courses and clear mountain air, but I have always halfway hut offering snacks and drinks and, tempting experienced fabulous higher-than-UK temperatures. Anyone will tell you how as it was to opt for another local lager, I took up the offer of the healthier option – popular the Tyrol is in the winter time, but I promise you it is every bit as a fresh elderflower spritzer, which put the spring back in my step. beautiful in the summer. If you enjoy outdoor pursuits like hiking and golf, you What other guests told me the next day as I was staggering around the are spoilt for choice; mountain trails abound, and there are several cable car hotel is that I should have tried to walk up the mountain rather than down it, rides to the various mountains surrounding the resort, including the famous because doing so leaves you stiff for days. I had no alternative but to take it Hahnenkamm, which rises 1,712m (5,617ft) above sea level. easy and hit the designer shops and cafés in Kitzbühel after that! My fabulous room had a spacious balcony with a view of the mountain and After a week at the Grand Tirolia I can understand why they call it “the peak a glimpse of the inviting first tee of the golf course. The hotel itself is of indulgence”. Go on and spoil yourself – just don’t tell too many other characterised by materials produced locally, such as wood and stone, which people about the secret of Austria in the summer. are combined with sophisticated design elements. There are two outstanding Grand Tirolia Golf & Ski Resort, Eichenheim 8-9, 6370 Kitzbühel, dining rooms, including the award-winning Petit Tirolia gourmet restaurant +43 5356 666 15, info@grand-tirolia.com, www.grand-tirolia.com


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Zara Baker looks at the benefits of a Power Plates class at Revitalise

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longside the familiar equipment in the local gym stands a Power Plates machine. At some centres, there is an additional charge on top of the membership fees to use them; at others, the waiting time can be huge. At Revitalise in Hove, Power Plates group classes are offered weekday mornings, lunchtimes and evenings, and Saturday mornings too. Regular classes are easy and possible for visitors as they now have a studio housing four Power Plates machines. In a gym, I wouldn’t have known where to start with the Power Plates machine, or the best exercises to try out. An instructor can take me through the technicalities, but it is through a tutored class that I really benefit. A free trial class at Revitalise on these machines introduces clients to a new world of half hour workouts. In just half hour on the Power Plates, I feel like I’ve done double the amount of time in the gym. The results are quicker and the time is halved. This is down to the vibrating plate. Be it a lunge, squat, sit-up or plank, the intensity of any excercise you perfom is multiplied by the vibrating of the plate. Put simply: do one sit-up on the machine, and it’s the same as doing three standard ones. The free trial class introduces you to the machines. Attending regular classes is where it gets really interesting. Fed up of exercises that became stale too quickly – fitness DVDs, unmotivating runs, and hours slogging away in the gym – I find with Power Plates I have no time to get bored. This is mainly down to the qualified Power Plate trainers at Revitalise, who devise each half hour session so I get the most out of my workout. Beginners start on the 30Htz setting; more experienced trainers go for 40Htz. Each trainer has a different approach, which is nice, but they all incorporate exercises for the legs, abs and arms into 30 minutes. What I loved most of all is how many exercises can be done using Power Plates. Without the classes, I wouldn’t have thought to have done half of the moves I’ve been introduced to. Step-ups provide a burst of cardio exercise; the plank position strengthens the abs; a tricep dip to the floor diminishes ‘bingo wings’. Then, the accessories are introduced: bands (tough to “The free trial class control, but well worth the effort), ball (supporting the introduces you to the lower back for sit-ups and great for leg-toning machines. Attending exercises) and hand weights (great for toning and shaping regular classes is where the arms). The fan and air con unit in the studio is welcome, it gets really interesting” as half an hour later the whole class is exhausted. Power Plates was always the workout marketed as ‘no need for a shower; no need for a change of clothes.’ But the programmes the Revitalise teachers run through make gym wear an essential – along with a shower afterwards. The increased strength in my arms and legs from working out on these machines is apparent, and I get a fantastic energy boost. The other good bit? Each class winds down with a few minutes of massage. The machines are set to high (50Htz) with the calves, upper thighs (a great cellulite shifter) and back (great for increasing bone density, preventing osteoporosis) given a glorious massage. A wonderful end to any workout. Revitalise, 86 Church Road, Hove, 01273 738389, www.revitalise-u.co.uk


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PERFECT POSTURE Sharon Caple finds relief from a bad back with a morning course of Purely Pilates

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s a rule I like to keep fit and active, especially when the majority of my day is sat working in an office. However, I have been suffering with lower back pain for over a year now and have tried all sorts of therapies. So I seized the opportunity to try a course at Purely Pilates, which was highly recommended by my back specialist. I had been going to various classes at my gym, but found they were too booked up or too early, and the one-to-one attention just wasn’t there. The eight week course at Purely Pilates in Hove is based on the STOTT Pilates method, which improves core strength and balance. I started on the beginner’s matt work course – an hour’s session on Saturday mornings. Since the start of my course, I have noticed more flexibility in my lower back, and a sense of feeling taller after every session (it is known to add height as posture is improved!) This is a great form of exercise, especially as it doesn’t feel too demanding on your body. Purely Pilates, 35 Church Road, Hove, BN3 2BE, 01273 770900

Win! A one-on-one Purely Pilates session Win a one-to-one session with a Purely Pilates studio director! The session includes a full postural and movement analysis.You will be taught the basic principles of Pilates, followed by advice and exercise suggestions given for any key issues highlighted. Just tell us: Who invented Pilates? (Hint: see www.purelypilatesstudio.co.uk) Email your answer to competitions@thelatest.co.uk with ‘Pilates’ in the subject box. Don’t forget to leave your name and contact details. Closing date: 27 September 2010.


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Dear Jacquie Your health queries answered with Jacquie Lane, from the College of Naturopathic Medicine My six-year-old boy is becoming increasingly fussy about his food and I’m afraid he is not getting the nutrients he needs. With the school term approaching, what should I be giving him in his packed lunches? SC, Peacehaven.

First of all, don’t panic. If he sees it’s a problem it will become a battle of wills. Try to make meal times fun and interesting. Taking him shopping, especially to farm shops and markets so he can see where food comes from, will allow him to take an interest in it. Although you may be busy, letting him get involved in food preparation and cooking is a great way to solve the problem because he may enjoy eating what he has helped to prepare. Ask him to select as many different colours of fruits and vegetables as he can at the shops so it becomes a game. And as he has selected them, he is more likely to eat them. The foods he should be eating include: five portions of raw and cooked vegetables and fruits a day (preferably organic); Omega-3 oils from seeds and fish; good quality complex carbohydrates such as oats, potatoes, sugar-free

wholegrain flakes including rye, corn and rice; and puffed wheat, wholegrain breads and pastas. Brown basmati rice tastes similar to white rice but contains minerals essential for children. From a protein perspective, choose whole fish to cut up and coat in oatbran to make fish fingers. You can also use chicken and turkey strips or minced turkey in tomato sauce for pasta dishes. Snacks could include carrot sticks, cucumber sticks, cherry tomatoes, bite-sized fruits – especially berries – and sugar snap peas, which most children like, or small containers of mixed seeds. Probiotic yoghurts are also good for snacks and lunch. Try to avoid processed foods such as ham and cheese spreads, biscuits, white bread and sugars. If it’s white then it’s probably low in nutrients. Supplements that may help with a child’s brain development and behaviour include Omega-3 oils, and these can also be found in oily fish including sardines, salmon and mackerel. If you have a general health query that you would like to raise here you can email Jacquie at healthqueriesforWave@naturopath y-uk.com. Please note that Jacquie cannot enter into individual correspondence unless your query is chosen for publication.

Jacquie Lane is a lecturer at the College of Naturopathic Medicine (CNM) and the Director of Studies at CNM in Brighton. Jacquie also runs her own nutrition clinic in Brighton and manages a biological testing lab specialising in digestive issues.

CNM Seminar Thursday 30 September in Brighton. Fit for the Future: What to feed your child for good health now and into adulthood. To book: 01342 410505, info@naturopathy-uk.com


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Scents & sensibility Latest 7 previews some of the hottest new fragrances and learns the art of application for long-lasting results

wave 20 Roni Raithatha from The Fragrance Shop on How To Wear your favourite scent: • Fabrics hold fragrance wonderfully. Spritz your favourite scent onto the lining or inner hem of your outfit. • Freshly washed hair holds scent well and is a great fragrance carrier. • Dab perfume on crucial pulse points like the crook of your elbows and the back of your knees. • Layering is a great way of wearing fragrance. Over-spraying a scent won’t make it last longer. Instead, invest in the complementary bath and body products of your favourite fragrance.

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THE BODY SHOP LOVE ETC... £12 from www.thebodyshop.co.uk and The Body Shop stores nationwide Light and floral, this scent reflects summer and young love, which is complemented by bright, fresh packaging. An affordable price tag but an extra spritz is required often.

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DAVIDOFF COOL WATER – ICE FRESH £28.50 from The Fragrance Shop, Churchill Square, Brighton Packaged in a process blue iced box reminiscent of a vodka drink campaign, this is a crisp, refreshing and long-lasting scent perfectly suited to summer. However, it’s too light for autumn; think of this as the aftershave equivalent of Pimm’s.

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CK IN2U – HEAT – HIM £28.50, available from The Fragrance Shop, Churchill Square, Brighton Light with a citrus scent, Heat isn’t an inappropriate name. The packaging, on the other hand (blue and green), reflects the product well. Long-lasting, this a lighter alternative to the classic CK One.

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COLEEN SUMMER £16.99 from The Fragrance Shop, Churchill Square, Brighton Possibly like Coleen Rooney, this is light and sweet, and doesn’t hang around for that long. With a flowery smell tailored to the Haribo generation, this is just the thing for the beach.

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J-LO BLUE GLO £26.99, available The Fragrance Shop, Churchill Square, Brighton A lovely and fresh perfume; a surprisingly delicate but grown-up floral fragrance in a fab bottle with glamorous silver chain accessory. This gently fades through the day so you can vamp up with a new scent for night-time.

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HARAJUKU – LOVERS FRAGRANCE – ‘G’ – SUNSHINE CUTIES £14.50 from The Fragrance Shop, Churchill Square, Brighton Laced with coconut, this fragrance takes you back to

lazy beach holidays. But like all good holidays, it fades to a distant memory. Funky girly packaging targets the younger generation; it’s deceiving too, as the actual size of the bottle is small in comparison to the lid and box.

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SEX PISTOLS £19.99, exclusively launched at The Fragrance Shop, Churchill Square, Brighton This looks pretty funky, with its packaging inspired by the band’s record sleeves, and although it doesn’t say it’s specifically aimed at men, the aroma is distinctly musky and quite heavy, hanging around even after I’d washed my skin.

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TOM FORD – FOR MEN £40–£54, available from Debenhams, Churchill Square, Brighton, www.debenhams.com Elegant black and gold packaging and a classic ribbed glass bottle to match. This is a soft masculine fragrance that lasts all day, mellowing rather than fading. Complex floral notes blend with wood, leather and tobacco; a mature choice that I felt comfortable wearing. It was certainly not intrusive, but at the same time it clearly makes a statement.

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TOM FORD – GREY VETIVER £50, available from Debenhams, Churchill Square, Brighton, www.debenhams.com “Vetiver immediately evokes for me the classic man,” says Ford about his latest fragrance. This time the packaging is in silver but equally elegant. Dry and classy, the scent stayed with me, hardly fading but never obtrusive. Addictively attractive, this is certainly a quality fragrance.

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TOM FORD – BLACK ORCHID £42–£80, available from Debenhams, Churchill Square, Brighton, www.debenhams.com Back to black and gold, and this time aimed at both men and women. This is a sultry and heady fragrance; deep, rich and fascinating, much like its origin – a rare hybrid flower. Some might find it heavy, almost church-like, but I loved it and would wear it often but never when dining, as it would drown any kind of food.

wave also tried... GUCCI – GUILTY £34.50–£59.50 from The Perfume Shop stores, www.theperfumeshop.com Just released (25 August!) Gucci’s brand new fragrance is already my favourite scent to take into autumn. Still light enough for mild summer evenings, this has a lovely floral scent that lasts. With chic and distinct Gucci packaging, this isn’t too grown up, but it definitely isn’t teenage either. ESTEE LAUDER – SENSUOUS NOIR £32–£43, from Estee Lauder counters nationwide, www.esteelauder.co.uk This heavier, night-time version of the popular Sensuous fragrance reminds me of P Diddy’s fragrance Unforgivable Woman. Top marks for the packaging and price tag, but this scent is less seductive than it thinks. ELEMIS – EXOTIC £35 at selected Debenhams, John Lewis, Selfridges, Elemis spas and salons, www.timetospa.co.uk Perfect for the evening, this is woody and spicy with cinnamon and sandalwood notes and only a hint of floral fragrance. A unique scent that left me warm and relaxed; this also comes with a great velvet tie bag. JO MALONE ENGLISH PEAR & FREESIA COLOGNE £34–£80, available from September 2010, mail order: 020 7720 0202 www.jomalone.co.uk Subtle, fresh and modern; a light fruity fragrance with intense woody undertones. Subtle and long-lasting. Like all Jo Malone products, this is a gorgeous everyday scent; stylish with a hint of understated luxury. follow me on twitter

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his summer saw audiences lapping up a slice of Sheridan as part of the Chichester Festival Theatre, which staged his very personal view of theatre in The Critic. And it would seem that Sheridan was not shy of using personal thoughts and material in his works. In the late 1770s, Sheridan became aware that opera was becoming the most popular theatrical form and set about writing La Duenna, the plot of which closely mimics his own personal situation and elopement with Elizabeth Linley, a relationship that her musician father did not approve of. When Sheridan later involved both Thomas Linley the elder and Thomas Linley the younger in writing the music for the opera, he was careful not to give them too much of the plot, simply commissioning one aria at a time. It was an unusual method but one that did not prevent La Duenna becoming the most popular English opera of the Georgian era. The opera opened at The Covent Garden Theatre on 21 November 1775 and in its first season was perfomed an amazing 75 times. It was considered one of the most successful operas ever staged and admirers included

Stagelistings > Tuesday 31 August to Monday 6 September > BRIGHTON DOME, CORN EXCHANGE 01273 709709 www.brightondome.org The Mill New show from Ockham's Razor, who specialise in physical theatre for aerial equipment. >11 & 12 September, 8pm Saturday & 3pm Sunday, £15, family ticket £45 BRIGHTON DOME, PAVILION THEATRE 01273 709709 www.brightondome.org Jasmin Vardimon Company Contemporary Dance Workshop Half day workshop for 14 to 19 year olds >4 September, 1pm–4pm, £12 The Author Tim Crouch's new play, performed within the audience, is about the harm carried out in the name of art. >8–10 September, Wed & Thu 8pm, Fri 6pm & 9pm, £12.50 CHICHESTER FESTIVAL THEATRE,

MINERVA 01243 781312 www.cft.org.uk The Master Builder Henrik Ibsen’s tragedy of betrayal, guilt, sexual passion and the disintegration of love. >9 September–9 October, 7.45pm most evenings, some matinees, visit website for details, £27.50 EASTBOURNE: CONGRESS THEATRE 01323 412000 www.eastbournetheatres.co.uk Chitty Chitty Bang Bang After four years at the London Palladium, this is the award-winning stage version with eccentric inventor Caractacus Potts, and his two children Jemima and Jeremy plus Truly Scrumptious, Grandpa Potts, the dastardly Baron and the evil Child Catcher. >Until 4 September, 7.30pm, 7pm Mons, 2.30pm matinee Thur & Sat, £15.50–£38.50

Samuel Johnson, William Hazlitt and Lord George Byron. Now English Touring Opera have created a new production after 200 years, which they describe as ‘tuneful, sabre-tongued, light-hearted and irreverent, the jewel of Georgian England’. Richard Brinsley Sheridan’s The Duenna is a play with songs composed by the Linleys of Bath, depicting the scandalous elopement of the Irish playwright with Elizabeth Linley, a celebrated singer and society beauty. If it carries as much relevance to today as Chichester’s The Critic did, then it’s bound to be a hugely entertaining and successful entertainment. ETO’s second production is Promised End, a new opera based on Shakespeare’s King Lear, by leading British composer Alexander Goehr (pictured). Promised End consists of 24 short scenes, selected, distilled and rearranged by the composer and by scholar Sir Frank Kermode. The resulting work highlights one aspect of Shakespeare’s great play: King Lear and the Earl of Gloucester, men who in their prime commit errors of judgement, bringing upon themselves their own tragic destinies. Goehr, a leading composer with a distinguished career in Europe and Asia particularly, has drawn upon a range of influences in creating what he says will be his last opera. He describes the original ‘kernel’ idea as inspired by Japanese Noh theatre and dance, also citing such influences as Grigori Kozintsev’s film adaptation of King Lear (with a score by Shostakovich), Bertolt Brecht, Ezra Pound, and a film by director Miklós Jancsó featuring a Hungarian military band – on which Goehr’s orchestration is partly based. Both productions can be seen in the splendour of Bexhill’s De La Warr Pavilion this October for one night only – so booking will be essential. Promised End, Tuesday 26 October, 7.30pm, £10-£25; The Duenna, Wednesday 27 October, 7.30pm, £10-£25, 01424 229111, www.dlwp.com

EASTBOURNE: DEVONSHIRE PARK THEATRE 01323 412000 www.eastbournetheatres.co.uk The Madness Of George III Alan Bennett's epic comic play in which the health of the nation is at the mercy of the mental health of one man. Stars Simon Ward. >4–11 September, 7.45pm, 2.30pm matinee Wed & Sat NIGHTINGALE THEATRE, BRIGHTON 01273 702563 www.nightingaletheatre.co.uk Scratch – 1st Drafts Three 10-15 minute showings of very new work. >5 September, 7.30pm THEATRE ROYAL, BRIGHTON 08448 717650 www.theambassadors.com/theatreroy al Blues Brothers Featuring original members from the West End run, the (all new) 'original' show includes favourite moments and songs with a few new twists.

>31 August–4 September. Tue–Thu 7.45pm, Fri & Sat 8pm, 5pm matinee Fri & Sat , £13.50–£29.50 Spirit Of The Dance Irish dance meets tango, flamenco and salsa in this energetic, award-winning show. >9–11 Sep, 7.45pm, £19–£25 UPSTAIRS AT THREE AND TEN, BRIGHTON 07800 983 290 www.otherplaceproductions.co.uk Crimes Against Humanities Teachers A disillusioned Humanities teacher knows he has to leave his school. But how does he leave with dignity and say the things he needs to say? >4 September, 8pm, £8/£6 WORTHING: CONNAUGHT THEATRE, 01903 206206 www.worthingtheatres.co.uk Bedroom Farce Peter Hall directs Ayckbourn’s ingenious comedy about the trials and tribulations of suburban marriage. >6–11 September, 730pm, 2pm matinee Weds & 2.30pm matinee Sat, £15.50–£24.50


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Genre-erasing maverick turntablism from the excessively sick scratch-technician JFB. The DJ lays on a buffet for your senses, offering random crowd banter, smatterings of live musicianship and even video footage of the audience, then scratching it and manipulating it before your very ears. This month Ed Solo joins the beatjuggling godfather. Ed is a bona fide Jaffa Cake freak and philosophy veteran, and he has a penchant for bass too. Plus, in a social experiment like no other, a classically trained hip-hop violin virtuoso is cross-bred with a world-class turntablist with jaw-dropping results – Fidgital. Prepare to be stupefied as the blast of this hip-hop and beats bomb shakes your cranium. Friday 3 September, Audio

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Alex Cornish + Stevie Becks Edinburgh singersongwriter, hotly tipped by the likes of BBC Radio 2 and others. Latest Musicbar, 8pm, £5 Big D And The Kids Table Ten-piece ska-punk collective hailing from the US. The Hydrant, 7.30pm, £8 Brakes Brilliant Brighton punk-rock, featuring members of British Sea Power and The Electric Soft Parade. Prince Albert, 8pm, £8

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John Otway and Wild Willy Barrett The cult punkish veteran with an eccentric sense of humour returns. Komedia, 7.30pm, £13 Rachel Sage Acclaimed New York folk and pop singer-songwriter, occasionally sounding a little like Tori Amos. Latest Musicbar, 7pm, £4 Son Of Souls + Attic Fate Indie-pop four-piece from Brighton. Prince Albert, 8.30pm, £4

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WILD WILLY BARRETT AND JOHN OTWAY

Achieving notoriety with their Old Grey Whistle Test performance and subsequent hit single Really Free in 1977, Otway was never able to capitalise on the opportunity, due to a combination of blind ambition, rank incompetence and punk idealism. Nevertheless, and somewhat ironically, his autobiography Rock And Roll's Greatest Failure became a best-seller. Here he is with long-time musical partner Wild Willy Barrett. Thursday 2 September, Komedia

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IAIN MATTHEWS

As a founding member of Fairport Convention in 1967, Matthews appeared on the band’s first three recordings, before he left to release his debut album Matthews Southern Comfort, which had more of a country rock slant and which featured the number one hit Woodstock – their version of Joni Mitchell’s song about the legendary festival. A band was formed around the name of that album but again Matthews jumped ship and has largely been a solo artist ever since. However, Matthews Southern Comfort are about to release their first album for 40 years, so this gig, for those lucky enough to have secured a ticket, will be a very special and intimate affair indeed. Monday 6 September, The Greys

GLORIA CYCLES

Apparently the last gig for this Brighton four-piece. Their simple yet dynamic indie guitar sound has seen them winning many plaudits over the past couple of years, and a decent record deal promised much. However, this is it, as they say, and no doubt they will end it in their own style – sharp, short bursts of almost punkish energy, liberally dosed with wit aplenty. Support comes from Vaudeville, Yearner Babies and Amity. Friday 3 September, Hector’s House

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ON YER BIKE Cycling his way around England will test the resolve of musician Martin Harley, but he’s up for the challenge...

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nspired by the Delta blues, Martin Harley has carved out a career as an independent musician, with four albums under his belt and a sense of high adventure. He’s played the highest mountain and now he’s getting on his bike for a tour of England. “Essentially it’s like a tandem without a set of back seats,” Harley explains. “It’s got two low loading bays either side of the back wheel. The main challenge has been to find guitars that I can fit on there – I didn’t want to take my lovely handmade guitars so I converted a cheap old car-boot-sale 12-string guitar into a lap-steel guitar, just in case I get run over or fall over. “Another problem is how to keep everything waterproof. I’m looking at either going to a sailing shop and buying some proper waterproof gear or going to Sainsbury’s and buying a large case of bin bags.” The Blues Gone Green tour, which started on 20 August, has been conceived as an emission-free, environmentally friendly music project, and with the help of the sustainable transport charity Sustrans, he’ll be using the National Cycle Network, which is celebrating its 15th year and which now passes within a mile of more than half the UK population. “I did the world’s highest gig in 2005, up a mountain [Kala Patthar] just left of the Everest glacier,” he says. “It was over 5,000m high, and I

hadn’t thought about what I would play when I was up there. I chose a song with the most words, and halfway through dizziness set in. “The mental preparation is going fine,” assures Harley. “Although ask me in three days when I am riding over the Yorkshire Dales! “I am slightly nervous. The longest stretch on this trip is 75 miles, which includes me carrying all my gear without any support vehicles. The advice I have been getting is that you ride into the fitness – training hard beforehand might run the risk of wearing me out – so I’ve been eating lots of cheese and drinking lots of beer.” The tour winds its way around England before finishing off at the Eden Project in Cornwall. “I’m getting together a posse of riders for the final leg from Plymouth to Cornwall. There should also be a few us on the Guildford [his home town] to Brighton leg; I’ve been cajoling my friends. “I’m inspired by a fellow called Tommy Godwin, who holds the world record for the most miles travelled in a year. In 1939, on pre-World War II roads, and with a heavy bike with only three gears, he covered 75,000 miles! “I like challenges, and every couple of years I think of a hair-brained scheme.” Martin Harley, Wednesday 8 September, Latest Musicbar

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ZOCALO

Haydn Cottam

In the summer of 2006 mysterious posters began to appear over Hanover for an event called Zocalo. The idea was simple: late one afternoon, residents would take chairs and sit outside their houses as a means of getting to know each other a little better. Time would be divided between meeting and greeting and wandering the streets stumbling upon other friendly souls. It was a great success: someone dragged a sofa out and hung fairly lights around it, Grayson Perry filmed it as part of a Channel 4 documentary; people stayed out until dark nattering under the starlight and sharing drink and food; kids especially loved it. Due to popular demand another Zocalo ran a few months later. This year, David Bramwell has tracked down Zocalo's creator, David Burke, and persuaded him to bring it back for 2010. All Zocalo needs to be a success again is a bit of good will and a chair and, with any luck, at the end of the night you'll find you've acquired a whole load of new friends who just happen to live round the corner. Hanover Zocalo, 5 September, 5pm, for more information join the Facebook group: hanoverzocalo

Events highlights WEDNESDAY 1

The Space Monthly arts and media event. With Oscar-winning film editor Anne V Coates' (Lawrence Of Arabia, Elephant Man, Erin Brockovich, Chaplin, The Eagle Has Landed, In The Line Of Fire) and BBC Radio 4 newsreader Kathy Clugston. Presented by Lisa Holloway. Komedia, Gardner Street, Brighton, £5–£7.50, www.komedia.co.uk/brighton

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Brighton & Hove Food & Drink Festival Annual event just grows and grows and now plays a big part in the ‘city of festivals’ annual line up. Highlights include the ever-popular Big Sussex Market and Live Food Stage, both on the weekend of 11/12 September. Venues across the city, for full listings visit www.brightonfoodfestival.com

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Lighthouse Monthly Talk William Nicholson. Screenwriter, playwright and novelist who has won awards for his adaptations including Shadowlands and an Oscar-nomination for his work on Gladiator. Lighthouse, Brighton, 7pm, £3

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Part of Artwave 2010, Outside is an opportunity for four artists to show their differing approaches to landscape. Tony Benjamin, Haydn Cottam, Andrew Fitchett and Gavin Lockheart are exhibiting. They’ll also be giving workshops and talks during the course of the exhibition’s run. For details visit www.artemis-arts.co.uk. Outside, The Foundry Gallery, Market Lane Garage, 32 North Street, Lewes, 01273 486595. Until 12 September

Looking Sound A weekend of events showcasing the content from the Looking Sound event held in May as part of the Brighton Festival Fringe. Six canvasses created by six artists were produced during the event, and will now be displayed here, each representing their visualisation of the audio soundtracks they listened to as stimulus during the event. Looking Sound, Brighton Media Centre, 15-17 Middle Street, 01273 2201100. 4–5 September

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Ffrench. Plus the Open Slam. Eight places, three minutes, one winner. Hosted by Rosy Carrick and Mike Parker.. Komedia, Brighton, 7:30pm, £5.00

Husband and wife duo Barry and Lyn Rohde get together for an exhibition that showcases their photography and oil paintings. Self-taught, Barry Rohde’s scenic images will sit beside the bold colours and strong rhythms of Lyn’s work. Rohde Fine Art & Photography, New Steine Hotel & Bistro, 10-11 New Steine, 01273 681546. From 3 September

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Glyndestock The Trevor Arms in Glynde, East Sussex is hosting it’s first annual fundraising beer and music festival, which promises quality ales from household names such as Harvey’s, Dark Star, Hogs Back. Six bands play live music with a two-hour Motown Dance finale from 9pm, all in the enormous country garden with views of the South Downs. Food on offer includes a hog roast. Craft stalls, children’s activities and some theatre will also be available. The pub is 100 yards from Glynde train station with direct trains from Lewes, Brighton and Eastbourne. Trevor Arms Pub, Glynde, East Sussex, 1pm11pm, £7.50–£10, for tickets call 01273 858208

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Dr. Sketchy Brighton Goes Back to Skool Cabaret meets life-drawing in this afternoon of drinking, drawing, performances and ridiculous contests with presenter Cookie Chang. Bring your own sketching supplies or borrow them on the door. Latest MusicBar, Brighton, 4pm-7pm, £8/£10, www.drsketchybrighton.com

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Are you aged 16-25? Do you want to gain new skills? Meet new people? Get experience and training in community, youth and social work? Project development and management? If so, join our Youth Action Team! Members of Youth Action Team: Champion volunteering locally Meet every 6 weeks to plan activities, events and promotions Get free training Get paid travel expenses and provided with refreshments Contact us to find out more:

Sarah at BHV – 01273 234779 info@bhvolunteers.org.uk www.bhvolunteers.org.uk The YAT is run by Brighton and Hove Volunteers’ involved team who exist to encourage, support and accredit young people to volunteer in their local community

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Touching Art Touching Art, Touching You breaks traditional barriers by actively encouraging visitors to experience art through touch and other senses. Paintings, sculptures and installations have been drawn from the permanent collection of the charitable BlindArt. Touching Art, Touching You, Hove Museum and Art Gallery, New Church Road, 01273 290900. Until 5 September


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L7 INTERVIEW FILM 25 excited about getting back together for Why Did I Get Married Too? What it is about Tyler Perry that makes his work so popular? I think everyone can relate. We can all relate to the characters that he creates, there’s always someone you know in each and every film he writes. Not only that but his work is very funny, and then the next minute you’re crying and the next you’re gasping. His writing really does take you on a journey.

“It was cathartic” Janet Jackson talks to Glen Ferris about filming her new movie Why Did I Get Married Too? in the aftermath of her brother’s death This is the sequel to Why Did I Get Married? What’s the story? It’s about four couples who go on an annual vacation where they talk about why they got married. It’s supposed to be a positive thing where they reaffirm their vows and enjoy each other’s company but one couple is having problems and that causes all the other couples to have problems. It’s a sequel and if you’ve

seen the first one you’ll really enjoy this one but you don’t have to have seen the first one to enjoy this one. Was it good fun to reunite on set? Definitely, we all had a great deal of fun. Tyler [Perry] creates a real family atmosphere on set. We all got along incredibly well and I’m not just saying that. Even after the first film we kept in touch and were so very

You have one of the most dramatic scenes when your onscreen husband gets violent. Was that difficult to film? It had its moments throughout the film. Obviously there was the tragedy that my family had experienced at the time of filming. It was difficult at times and there were times that it was cathartic but I really enjoyed it, every single step. What role do you see this film and its predecessor playing in the history of black cinema? Well, for me I don’t know if it’s about fitting into black cinema as it is about the experience of life and how we all go through things in life. Anyone can relate to the themes of love, loss, betrayal and my hope is that it will inspire and encourage people to not spend a single second of their lives doing something they will regret.

What would you say is the secret to a great relationship? Communication, honesty and God. Tell us about the next film you and Tyler are working on together, For Colored Girls Who Have Considered Suicide When The Rainbow Is Enuf? It’s an award-winning play from 1975 [written by Ntozake Shange] that is the theme for many women of colour who are living in the United States, and I’m doing the film version with an amazing cast, with myself and Mariah Carey, Anika Noni Rose, Kerry Washington and Macey Gray. I’ll be playing a very strong, tough and shrewd businesswoman who is the owner of a fashion magazine. Why Did I Get Married Too? is in cinemas Friday. Glen Ferris is managing editor of www.screenrush.co.uk

SHOWING THIS WEEK 0871 902 5728

0871 224 4007 TUESDAY 31

Astro-Boy (PG) 11.15am Avatar: Special Edition 3D (12) 2.45, 8.15 Diary Of A Wimpy Kid (PG) 10.10 12.20 The Expendables (15) 4.30, 7.00, 9.30 The Girl Who Played With Fire (15) 2.30, 5.30, 8.40 Grown Ups (12A) 11.00, 1.45, 4.15, 6.45, 9.15 Inception (12A) 2.00, 5.00, 8.00 Knight And Day (12A) 1.30 The Last Airbender 3D (PG) 10.00am Marmaduke (PG) 10.20, 12.30, 2.30 Piranha 3D (18) 12.15, 5.50 Salt (12A) 4.00, 6.30, 9.00 Scott Pilgrim Vs The World (12A) 10.45, 1.15, 3.45, 6.15, 8.45 Step Up 3D (12A) 11.30am Toy Story 3 3D (U) 10.30, 1.00, 3.30, 6.00, 8.30

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Astro-Boy (PG) 11.15am Avatar: Special Edition 3D (12) 2.45, 8.15 Diary Of A Wimpy Kid (PG) 10.10 12.20 The Expendables (15) 9.30 The Girl Who Played With Fire (15) 2.30, 5.30, 8.40 Grown Ups (12A) 11.00, 1.45, 4.15, 6.45, 9.15 Inception (12A) 2.00, 5.00, 8.00 Knight And Day (12A) 1.30 The Last Airbender 3D (PG) 10.00am Marmaduke (PG) 12.30, 2.30 Piranha 3D (18) 12.15, 5.50 Salt (12A) 4.00, 6.30, 9.00 Scott Pilgrim Vs The World (12A) 10.45, 1.15, 3.45, 6.15, 8.45 Step Up 3D (12A) 11.30am The Switch (12A) 2.30, 4.45, 7.15 Toy Story 3 3D (U) 10.30, 1.00, 3.30, 6.00, 8.30

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Astro-Boy (PG) 11.15am Avatar: Special Eduction 3D (12) 2.45, 8.15 Diary Of A Wimpy Kid (PG) 10.10 12.20 Everybody’s Fine (12A) 10.30am The Expendables (15) 9.30 The Girl Who Played With Fire (15) 2.30, 5.30, 8.40 Grown Ups (12A) 11.00, 1.45, 4.15, 6.45, 9.15 Inception (12A) 12.20, 3.15, 8.30 Knight And Day (12A) 1.30 The Last Airbender 3D (PG) 10.00am Marmaduke (PG) 12.30, 2.30 Piranha 3D (18) 12.15, 5.50 Salt (12A) 4.00, 6.30, 9.00 Scott Pilgrim Vs The World (12A) 10.45, 1.15, 3.45, 6.15, 8.45 The Switch (12A) 2.30, 4.45, 7.15 Toy Story 3 3D (U) 10.30, 1.00, 3.30, 6.00, 8.30

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London River (12A) 11.00am Scott Pilgrim Vs The World (12A) 1.30, 6.45 The Girl Who Played With Fire (15) 4.00, 9.30

WEDNESDAY 1

Scott Pilgrim Vs The World (12A) 1.30, 6.45 The Girl Who Played With Fire (15) 11.00, 4.00, 9.30

THURSDAY 2

Scott Pilgrim Vs The World (12A) 12.30, 6.15 The Girl Who Played With Fire (15) 3.00, 9.00

FRIDAY 3

The Human Centipede (18) 11.30pm

SATURDAY 4

Fly Away Home (U) 11.00am Made (15) 1.30

SUNDAY 5

Women Without Men (15) 1.30

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The Girl Who Played With Fire

TUESDAY 31

Avatar: Special Edition (12A) 4.30, 8.00 The Revenge Of Kitty Galore 3D (U) 11.10 Diary Of A Wimpy Kid (PG) 10.40, 12.50 The Expendables (15) 2.20, 4.40, 7.00, 9.20 The Girl Who Played With Fire (15) 3.10, 6.00, 8.50 Grown Ups (12A) 2.00, 4.20, 6.50, 9.30 Inception (12A) 8.40 Knight And Day (12A) 4.10 The Last Airbender 3D (PG) 12.10, 2.50 Marmaduke (U) 10.20, 12.20 Piranha 3D (18) 5.20, 7.30, 9.40 Salt (12A) 1.50, 6.40, 9.10 Scott Pilgrim Vs The World (12A) 1.10, 3.50, 6.20, 9.00 Shrek Forever After 3D (U) 10.10 The Sorcerer’s Apprentice (PG) 11.20am Step Up 3D (12A) 1.10 Tinkerbell (U) 11.10 Toy Story 3 3D (U) 10.50, 11.30 (2D), 1.40, 3.40, 6.10

01903 206206 www.worthingtheatres.co.uk TUESDAY 31

The Last Airbender 3D (PG) 4.15, 7.30 Salt (12A) 5.00, 8.30 Toy Story 3 3D (U) 1.30

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The Last Airbender 3D (PG) 4.15, 7.30 Salt (12A) 5.00, 8.30 Toy Story 3 3D (U) 1.30

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The Last Airbender 3D (PG) 4.15, 7.30 Salt (12A) 5.00, 8.30

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Avatar: Special Edition (12A) 4.30, 8.00 The Revenge Of Kitty Galore 3D (U) 11.10 Diary Of A Wimpy Kid (PG) 10.40, 12.50 The Expendables (15) 2.20, 4.40, 7.00, 9.20 The Girl Who Played With Fire (15) 3.10, 6.00, 8.50 Grown Ups (12A) 2.00, 4.20, 6.50, 9.30 Inception (12A) 8.40 Knight And Day (12A) 4.10 The Last Airbender 3D (PG) 12.10, 2.50 Marmaduke (U) 10.20, 12.20 Piranha 3D (18) 5.20, 7.30, 9.40 Salt (12A) 1.50, 6.40, 9.10 Scott Pilgrim Vs The World (12A) 1.10, 3.50, 6.20, 9.00 Shrek Forever After 3D (U) 10.10 The Sorcerer’s Apprentice (PG) 11.20am Step Up 3D (12A) 1.10 Tinkerbell (U) 11.10 Toy Story 3 3D (U) 10.50, 11.30 (2D), 1.40, 3.40, 6.10

THURSDAY 2

Avatar: Special Edition (12A) 4.30, 8.00 The Revenge Of Kitty Galore 3D (U) 11.10 Diary Of A Wimpy Kid (PG) 10.40, 12.50 The Expendables (15) 2.20, 4.40, 7.00, 9.20 The Girl Who Played With Fire (15) 3.10, 6.00, 8.50 Grown Ups (12A) 2.00, 4.20, 6.50, 9.30 Inception (12A) 8.40 Knight And Day (12A) 4.10 The Last Airbender 3D (PG) 12.10, 2.50 Marmaduke (U) 10.20, 12.20 Piranha 3D (18) 5.20, 7.30, 9.40 Salt (12A) 1.50, 6.40, 9.10 Scott Pilgrim Vs The World (12A) 1.10, 3.50, 6.20, 9.00 Shrek Forever After 3D (U) 10.10 The Sorcerer’s Apprentice (PG) 11.20am Step Up 3D (12A) 1.10 Tinkerbell (U) 11.10 Toy Story 3 3D (U) 10.50, 11.30 (2D), 1.40, 3.40, 6.10

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FRIDAY 3

Knight And Day (12A) 5.30, 8.00 Piranha 3D (18) 6.30, 8.45 Toy Story 3 3D (U) 4.00

SATURDAY 4

Knight And Day (12A) 5.30, 8.00 Piranha 3D (18) 6.30, 8.45 Shrek Forever After 2D (U) 2.30 Toy Story 3 3D (U) 11.00, 1.30, 4.00

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Knight And Day (12A) 5.30, 8.00 Piranha 3D (18) 6.30, 8.45 Shrek Forever After 2D (U) 2.30 Toy Story 3 3D (U) 1.30, 4.00

MONDAY 6

Piranha 3D (18) 8.00 Robin Hood (12A) 2.00


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ent Double is a much taken-forgranted monthly alternative comedy night. It’s hosted by Brighton resident and Mock The Week semi-regular Zoe Lyons – who was also nominated for the Edinburgh Award for Best Newcomer in 2007, as well as garnering the wrath of Germaine Greer. And it’s very gay-friendly, which means, from that starting point, very ‘alternative’-friendly. This makes it a good home for the likes of the My Little PonyTM-tattooed Wil Hodgson, as well as Michael McIntyre Comedy Roadshow guest Kerry Godliman. Offering a home to club sets wishing to get away from the stags’n’hens weekend mainstream clubs, it shouldn’t be overlooked just because it is always there. This time we personally can’t wait to see Wil Hodgson again, having seen him in Edinburgh two years ago. His

gentle delivery and lilting accent contrasts wildly with his substantial tatooed form and pink dyed hair. Declaring a love of lesbians, Roland Rat and punk, his storytelling and leftfield gags are an indulgent delight, like aural chocolate. The good stuff. Also on the bill is Kerry Godliman, a popular act encapsulating the virtues of the ‘everywoman’, extoling the funny in marriage, motherhood and the mundane. Joining her is Mary Bourke, with a soft Irish accent delivering a fair amount of filth. Zoe Lyons has built up this gem of a club ethos herself, mixing up comedic styles but keeping the quality high. It provides a place to see the really rather good and out of the ordinary, without the need to invest in an entire hour-long show of something new. Bent Double, Sunday 5 September, 7.30pm, £10/8. follow me on twitter latestvicky

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SUNDAY 5 Bent Double See highlights. Komedia, 7.30pm, £10/8

FRIDAY 3 Comedy Cooler With seven stand ups on the up, and one headliner who's already there, this is a cracking value Friday night out in Hove. Alibi, 8.30pm, £4/3

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TUESDAY 31 MARINE TAVERN Pub Quiz. Brain drain at the cosy little pub! >9pm, £1 QUEEN’S ARMS Karaoke Party with Betty. >9pm REVENGE Sound As A Pound. Its a mid-week mash-up throwing out ’80s, ’90s, ’00s, electro, pop, dance and cheese. >10.30pm, £1 THE BASEMENT Scene Queen. DJ Li’l Alex spins the soundtrack. All welcome! >11pm–4am, free

R-BAR Tops & Bottoms. DJ Smiffy hauls her best in trash, pop and party tunes from Girls on Top to RBar. >12pm–7am, free REVENGE Lollipop Gleeks Vs Starlight. Pop ’n’ dance mish mash just got gleekier. >10pm–4am,£5/free STAR INN Pop Rocks! Camp disco fun with Spice from 9pm ‘til late. >12pm–1am, free THE BASEMENT Fri-Dazed. Girly pop and handbag tracks with Peter Castle. > 11pm–4am, free

WEDNESDAY 1 SEPTEMBER AMSTERDAM The Piano Man. >8pm, free LEGENDS Legends Wednesday. Swig wine alfresco on the terrace or chill out at the bar. >11am–5am MARLBOROUGH Open Mic Night. >8.30pm, free QUEEN’S ARMS Anything Goes! With Tammy Twinkle. Karaoke, bingo, music quiz and oodles more of zany capers! >12pm–1am, free R-BAR Trick Pop. A mash up of pop, RnB, hip hop and charty trax from 8pm. > 12pm–2am, free THE BASEMENT 2Pounded. Does as the tin says! With Steve Lush serving up pop, R'n'B and chart bangers. >11pm–4am, free

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THURSDAY 2 AMSTERDAM Total Request Karaoke. Pick a song to belt out or vid to watch. >8pm, free CHARLES STREET BAR Mad Cow. A divine night of mayhem with DJs Li’l Alex and LeeRoy spinning funky house.>8pm–3am, £1 (goes to charity) ENVY Get Some. Dance, electro, chart... >10pm, £1 QUEEN’S ARMS Karaoke Party with Spice. >9pm R-BAR Pre-Girls On Top Party. Join Fifilicious as she plays an eclectic mix of all things pop, chart & urban. >8pm REVENGE Girls On Top. If pop isn't your remedy maybe Emergency Room is your cure! >10.30pm4am, £Free b4 11.30 with passes, 4/5 after THE BASEMENT Jaykey & PC's Mobile Disco. Upfront and chart pop remixes. >11pm–4am, free

FRIDAY 3 BULLDOG DJ Marcia + Guy’s Karaoke. Spinning a non-stop club mix! >10pm, free CHARLES STREET BAR Candyfloss. Bubblegum tunes and sweet camp pop. >Bar open 11am, free DOCTOR BRIGHTONS Heads Up! Its Friday with DJ Dab. Dance and house. >9.30pm–2am, free LEGENDS Cabaret with Miss Jason. >9.30pm, free MARLBOROUGH BAR & THEATRE Q&A. Indie, electro, soul, punk, and the classics. >5pm, free QUEEN’S ARMS Camp Attack + Karaoke. Definitive handbag tunes with DJ Andy B >12pm–1am, free

CHARLES STREET BAR Fierce. Cocktails, funky house and commercial tunes! > 9pm–3am, free LEGENDS Pre-Ignition. Ignition DJ sounds from 7pm plus bar and terrace open all day. >7pm, free MARLBOROUGH BAR AND THEATRE Cherry Pop. Cheesy upbeat classics! >8pm, free QUEEN’S ARMS Cabaret: Lorna + Karaoke. >12pm–12am R-BAR Kinky Classics. A pre-clubbing crowd get ready for Kinky Dangerous. >Bar open 12pm–7am, free REVENGE Kinky Dangerous. Funky house, electro and pop equals. >10.30pm, £7/3 THE BASEMENT Ignition. With the funky house and chart remix sounds of DJ Peter Castle. >11pm–4am, free THE PV AT THE JURYS OUT PV Brunch + Booty Call. >12pm–2am, free

SUNDAY 5 AMSTERDAM Sunday Lunch + Connie's Karaoke. >12pm–1am, free DOCTOR BRIGHTONS Recovery Room + Electro Therapy. Funky and dirty electro house. > 8pm HONEY CLUB Afrodisiac. Erotic party excess with a vibrant mix of storming house dance floor fillers. > 11pm, £3.50/2.50 LEGENDS Sunday Cabaret with Lucinda Lashes + Chill Out Bar. >3.15pm, free R-BAR Sublime Sundays . >12pm–2am, free THE BASEMENT Pop!Candy. Dollops of popbelted out by DJ Jaykey. >11pm–4am, free KOMEDIA Bent Double. See Highlight. >7.30pm, £10/8

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REVIEWS 27 Anna Virovlansky as Zerlina and Gerald Finley as Don Giovanni. Photo: Bill Cooper

L7 Under review Read more reviews of local shows online at www.thelatest.co.uk THE WAILERS

THE LOW ANTHEM

Following a warming rocksteady instrumental, The Wailers eased into ‘Soul Rebel’. They sounded every inch like an original ’70s roots reggae band with extended bass and drums dub excursions; original member Aston Barrett rooted to the same spot throughout, playing deep, stomach-shaking bass lines. The crowd respectfully nodded and grooved along, until ‘This is Love’ kicked in and a massive cheer went up. With songs like this so ingrained in the consciousness, a mass singalong ensued, which continued throughout. This was by no means a greatest hits set but they wisely ended with ‘One Love’ and ‘Redemption Song’. Concorde 2, 19 August JJJJJ Steve Clements

Low Anthem began with an understated ‘Ticket Taker’ from the last album, featuring harmonium, clarinet, chimes and saw, with Ben Knox Miller’s Cat Stevens-like vocals. The audience were reverentially hushed throughout the whole set, except when cheering loudly after each song. These multitalented multi-instrumentalists played a range of unusual instruments with new song ‘Ashes’ showcasing strummed fiddle and bowed chimes. A number of original and traditional songs were sung around a single mic, with the lights dimmed, giving a gospel harmony feel. We arrived cold and soggy but left with cockles thoroughly warmed. Komedia, 26 August JJJJJ

THE TEXAS TENORS

DES O’CONNOR

Who said the Americans can’t make cheese? They certainly can. That said, this particular cheese would benefit from a little more processing and some maturation. But behind the glitz The Texas Tenors are three men with great voices and great charm. They seduced the audience, even me, and I enjoyed most of their set, excluding a few clumsy operatic arias. But there was good harmony work and a few excellent country songs that really worked. 'Shenandoah' was superbly rendered but perhaps that stood out as the band, a shoddy and amateurish outfit, did not play. Theatre Royal, 24 August JJJJJ

THE BESNARD LAKES + FINAL FLASH

Summer’s traditional dearth of gigs yields the odd surprise classic performance. Despite two stars of Montreal’s vibrant scene, persistent sound problems prevented this show from being one of them. A strong turn from retro-rockers Final Flash was hampered by tuning issues and general indifference, leaving only their set closer raising pulses. Blending ’60s West Coast harmonies with gloomy shoegaze atmospherics and psychedelic bombast, The Besnard Lakes are usually magisterial. When things went right, we had ‘And You Lied To Me’ and ‘Albatross’ soaring above physical limitations; unfortunately, though, a frankly horrible mix made sonic alchemists Jace Lasek and Olga Goreas more often sound like their song’s winged namesake. Jam, 20 August JJJJJ Nick Aldwinckle

An informal first half saw consummate performer Mr Des O’Connor recite humorous emails from his Countdown days, some anecdotes from his varied career, plus a few songs with his talented MD Ray Monk. The second half was more music orientated, including hits from Frank Sinatra, Buddy Holly and The Beatles. These were hung on funny and poignant anecdotes about the songs themselves, his parents, his Royal Variety performances or comedians he has worked with and admired. A warm and friendly evening. Pavilion Theatre, Worthing, 22 August JJJJJ Lee Stevens

MINISTRY OF BURLESQUE: HIGH TEASE

Variety was definitely the order of the day with Ministry of Burlesque: High Tease. Ably hosted by the jovial Paul L Martin, the night certainly belonged to the three sensuous, erotic but not distasteful burlesque dancers: Miss Malone, Vicky Butterfly and El Amore. Each performed separate interpretations of the style in each half. However, the remaining acts of singers, comedy skits and physical theatre failed to help the evening flow (although each act were good in their own right). A packed and rowdy Komedia were certainly roused by a cheeky traditional ostrich feather dance finale, complete with tassels in all the right places. Komedia, 20 August JJJJJ Lee Stevens

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CHARM OFFENSIVE DON GIOVANNI

Glyndebourne, 23 August JJJJJ

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aking Don Giovanni into a mid20th century setting was perhaps not the most inventive idea but it was certainly a successful one. From the moment the Don appears on the stage we see that making him seriously evil – a sexual terrorist rather than a wily rogue – is going to give far more credibility to the entire production. But I am getting ahead of myself. This production opens with the set. And what a set: a vast grey masonry edifice complete with classical features, door, pediments, the works. It slowly revolves on the stage, and also shifts from side to side as it turns. This is a set that is going to make its presence felt, and that could go either of two ways. Fortunately it goes the right way, enhances the sense of darkness, the imposing bleakness against which the company act out the story of a man once seen as lover but now painted as rapist. Gerald Finley as Giovanni more than meets the demands of both the singing role and the direction of this dark production. He is not funny, ever, simply malicious and mean, turning on the charm only to achieve his end. Luca Pisaroni is equal to him as the much put upon Leporello, happy to comply with his master but eager to deny, too. His voice is very fine but made the more so by his ability to act and his excellent comic timing, which gives the piece such balance. Anna Virovlansky makes much of the role of Zerlina, which can be rather wet. She is instead rather

headstrong, if not a touch tarty and, against the rather doltish Masetto – played beautifully by Guido Loconsolo – gives us the humour we needed. William Burden’s Don Ottavio is measured and beautifully sung, and both Anna Samuil and Kate Royal give thrilling performances as Donna Anna and Donna Elvira. Alistair Miles has the task of playing the Commendatore as a zombie corpse and not a statue, and proves that this too is a sound concept. In fact, the entire staging is intelligent and immaculately realised. Mid-20th century Italy is portrayed as a corrupt regime where the upper classes are out of control and the lower classes simply have to comply. And that vast set never fails to amaze as it turns and changes, gradually morphing silently from one scene to the next, ever present but never upstaging the action. The costumes are equally effective, almost timeless modern dress. The Don would looks as comnfortable in a fashion plate as he does reeking sexual mayhem wherever his eye falls. Finally to the Orchestra of The Age Of Enlightenment, who play superbly under the baton of Jakub Hrusa, and a starry mention for the cello continuo, which weaves a magical thread throughout the whole performance. This is certainly a Don Giovanni to make is both think and remember. Andrew Kay Don Giovanni is on tour from 9 October. For tickets call 01273 813813 or visit www.glyndebourne.com/operas/don


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tuesday 31 EastEnders BBC1, 7.30pm As Sam hovers on the brink of baby-bearing, Ricky struggles to confess to Bianca that he may be the baby’s father. Rickaaay! Daddaaay?! Jane’s plans for revenge suffer when Ian presents her with an offer she cannot refuse, and Peggy is furious when Pat provides Dot with some Mitchell scandal. Shocking!

Farewell The Bill ITV1, 10.35pm Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye. The Bill reaches an end after a 27year stint. The show goes behind the scenes at the final shoot, capturing the tears and laughter as cast and crew say cheerio. Plus a look at some of the celebs who have starred, including; Roger Daltrey, Hugh Laurie, Keira Knightley and James McAvoy.

Family Guy BBC3, 11.20pm When Peter becomes completely obsessed with ‘Surfin’ Bird’, a 1963 hit song from the Trashmen, Brian and Stewie are determined to destroy every last copy of it. When Peter goes searching every record store in Quahog for it, he meets Jesus, who decides to make his second coming. The bird is the word, never forget.

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6.00am - 7.50 Children’s television 7.50 Charlie And Lola 8.00 Barney’s Latin America 8.30 Ed And Oucho’s Excellent Inventions 9.00 Sam And Mark’s Guide To Dodging Disaster 9.30 Gimme A Break 10.00 Copycats 10.30 Deadly 60 11.00 Richard Hammond’s Blast Lab 11.30 Sam And Mark’s Guide To Dodging Disaster 11.40 FILM: The Boatniks (1970) 1.15pm Ready Steady Cook 2.00 Wanted Down Under 3.00 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Pointless 5.15 Escape To The Country 6.00 Eggheads Dip in, eggy quiz. 6.30 Restoration Roadshow Rod Titian repairs a badly damaged Victorian lyre cabinet, while Roger Hawkins revives some unusual fishshaped stone water bottles. 7.00 Coast Coast visits brand new territory to explore the strong bonds we have with our neighbours across the North Sea in Denmar. 8.00 The Great British Bake Off It is week three of the competition and the six remaining bakers are making bread in Kent. 9.00 Zimbabwe’s Forgotten Children Shot entirely undercover over the course of nine months, a documentary which tells the stories of three children growing up in today’s Zimbabwe. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis. 11.20 Home Movie Roadshow In London, the team see beautiful colour footage of the Festival of Britain. 12.20am Digging For Britain Dr Alice Roberts follows an entire year of British archaeology, joining up the results of digs and investigations the length of the country. In Norfolk, flint tools unearthed recently push the earliest human occupation back by 200,000 years, to around one million years ago. In Orkney an early farm yields glimpses of our ancestors’ earliest religious beliefs and customs. 1.20 BBC News

6.00am GMTV 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Dinner Date 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 The Michael Ball Show 4.00 Inspector Morse 5.00 Britain’s Best Dish

6.05am Sali Mali 6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Big Brother’s Little Brother 7.30 Ultimate Big Brother 8.40 Frasier 9.05 Hollyoaks Music Show 9.35 Privileged 10.30 Scrubs 11.00 Friends 11.30 Friends 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Brothers And Sisters 1.00 Jamie At Home 1.30 FILM: Three Came Home (1950) 3.25 Countdown 4.10 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.30 Coach Trip

6.00am - 7.20 Children’s television 7.20 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 7.30 Roary The Racing Car 7.45 Make Way For Noddy 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Thomas & Friends 8.35 Olivia 8.50 The Mr. Men Show 9.00 Little Princess 9.15 The Wright Stuff 10.45 Trisha Goddard 11.45 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.40pm Five News 12.45 The Hotel Inspector 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 CSI: NY 3.05 FILM: Back To You And Me (2005) 5.00 Five News 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Panda Week With Nigel Marven Nigel visits the heart of panda country in the Foping Reserve. With the help of expert trackers, he finds panda droppings and paw-prints - but the animals themselves remain elusive. Shake that bamboo. 6.25 Live From Studio Five Magazine show. 7.00 Five News At 7 7.30 Massive Speed Documentary series in which Chris Barrie examines the evolution of machines designed for speed. 8.00 Nature Shock This instalment profiles the shocking advance of the Humboldt squid. Sounds fishy. 9.00 CSI: Miami The CSIs investigate a fatal car accident. 10.00 CSI: NY The ‘compass killer’ strikes again. 11.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Forensic drama series. 12.00am NCIS US drama series following the work of the Navy’s dedicated federal agency. Gibbs puts his life in grave danger when he becomes entangled in a kidnapping case involving a face from his past. 12.55 SuperCasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette, blackjack and autowheel. For more information and to register visit www.SuperCasino.com. 4.05 House Doctor (x2) 4.55 Animal Rescue Squad 5.10 The New Tomorrow 5.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Netbusters 9.30 Test Cricket 11.30 Netbusters 12.00pm Soccer AM: The Best Bits 1.00 Test Cricket 3.00 SPL Round-Up 3.30 Netbusters 4.00 LIVE Cricket 10.00 Countdown To The Ryder Cup 10.30 Revista De La Liga 11.30 Football Asia 12.00am Hyundai A League 12.30 Revista De La Liga 1.30 Football Asia 2.00 Countdown To The Ryder Cup 2.30 European Challenge Tour 3.30 Revista De La Liga 4.30 Football Asia 5.00 Hyundai A League 5.30 Countdown To The Ryder Cup

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show Stories that matter from across the country. 7.30 EastEnders See highlights. 8.00 Holby City Ric wants to forget he has cancer and concentrate on his patients, but his illness gets the better of him and he collapses in theatre. 9.00 The Deep Drama. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Gears And Tears A tale of thwarted love as the stockcar saga takes a truly Shakespearean twist. 11.05 FILM: In The Bedroom (2001) Starring Sissy Spacek, Tom Wilkinson, Nick Stahl, Marisa Tomei, William Mapother, William Wise and Terry A Burgess. The story of a middle-class high school graduate who, despite his parents’ reservations, embarks upon a love affair with an attractive older woman in the summer before he heads off to college. Unfortunately, this incurs the jealous anger of her estranged husband, which has devastating repercussions for all involved. 1.10am Weatherview 1.15 Sign Zone: Five Days That Changed Britain 2.15 Sign Zone: How To Beat Tough Times: Money Watch 3.15 Sign Zone: Penguin Island 3.45 Sign Zone: Ben Fogle’s Escape In Time 4.30 BBC News

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News & Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Eve is reluctant to continue the affair with Carl. Tensions grow as Mark’s funeral approaches. Rhona is delighted to be back working with Paddy. 7.30 Grimefighters Tony, Gary and Luke face an abandoned house filled with televisions, none of which are plugged in. Met with rubbish reception no doubt. 8.00 New Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? Chris Tarrant hosts the classic gameshow, which has a few new tricks up its sleeve. 9.00 The Bill: Respect (Part Two) Last ever episode of the long-running drama. Our lips are sealed. 10.00 ITV News At Ten & Weather 10.35 Farewell The Bill See highlights. 11.35 Ladette To Lady The series that transforms ladettes into ladies takes on a group of raucous Australian sheilas. As the new, overrefreshed recruits arrive at Eggleston Hall, the teachers fear the worst when they receive news that the police have been called to the local airport following complaints of disruptive behaviour onboard. 12.30am The Zone ITV1’s place to shop and play. 2.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

6.00 The Simpsons Liam Neeson plays a hip priest who converts Bart to Catholicism. Can Flanders and Reverend Lovejoy bring him back to the fold? Praise be. 6.30 Hollyoaks Steph gathers her family around to break the bad news. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv Series of brief documentaries on religious and ethical issues. 8.00 Help! My House Is Falling Down Series in which Sarah Beeny rescues families who have found problems with their properties. 9.00 The Hunt For Britain’s Sex Traffickers Three-part documentary series which follows Britain’s biggest police operation against sex trafficking, Pentameter 2. 10.00 Ultimate Big Brother Highlights of the housemates’ latest 24 hours in the house. 11.10 The Inbetweeners Will is stressed over his exams. 11.45 Pete Versus Life Comedy drama about sports fan Pete, whose life is given a running commentary by Colin and Terry, complete with slow motion replays. 12.15am The Poker Lounge Poker. 1.15 Ultimate Big Brother: Live 2.30 The Hunt For Britain’s Sex Traffickers 3.25 KOTV Boxing 3.55 Avon Tyres British GT Championship 4.20 Mobil 1 The Grid 4.50 World Sport 5.15 ITU Triathlon World Cup Magazine

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Ocean Ride 7.00 WWE: Afterburn 8.00 European Tour Golf 9.00 PGA Tour Golf 10.00 Shell’s Wonderful World Of Golf 11.30 PGA Tour Classic 12.30pm Trilby Tour 1.00 US Open Tennis 4.00 LIVE US Open Tennis 4.00am Close

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7.00pm 101 Ways To Leave A Gameshow 8.00 Underage And Pregnant 8.30 Baby Beauty Queens 9.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Ideal 11.00 Family Guy 11.20 Family Guy 11.45 Don’t Tell The Bride 12.45am Underage And Pregnant 1.15 Baby Beauty Queens 1.45 Ideal

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12.45pm Heartbeat 1.50 Monarch Of The Glen 2.50 Upstairs, Downstairs 4.00 Daily Cooks Challenge 5.00 Goodnight Sweetheart 5.40 Heartbeat 6.45 Monarch Of The Glen 7.55 Rosemary And Thyme 9.00 The People’s Detective 10.00 A Touch Of Frost 12.00am Flashpoint 12.55 Numb3rs 1.35 On The Buses (x2)

3.05pm Gilmore Girls 4.00 Samantha Who? 4.25 Friends (x3) 6.00 Big Brother’s Little Brother 6.30 The Big Bang Theory 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Friends (x3) 9.00 Smallville 10.00 The Cleveland Show 10.30 The Ricky Gervais Show 11.00 King Of The Hill 11.30 King Of The Hill 12.00am Ultimate Big Brother: Live

2.50pm Coach Trip 3.20 Location, Location, Location (x2) 4.25 A Place In The Sun: Home Or USA? 5.30 Relocation, Relocation 6.35 Deal Or No Deal 7.25 Grand Designs 8.30 Blame It On The Boogie 9.00 Heston’s Eighties Feast 10.00 True Stories: Cocaine Cowboys 12.40am Heston’s Eighties Feast 1.45 True Stories

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wednesday 1 Waterloo Road BBC1, 8pm New headmistress Karen Fisher has her hands full dealing with Waterloo Road’s newest family two previously home-schooled pupils, Ruth and Jonah Kirby. Chris has his own probs when he discovers the girl he slept with is actually one of his new sixth form pupils, Jess Fisher - yup, it’s Karen’s daughter. Whoopsie!

Agatha Christie’s Poirot ITV1, 8pm The wealthy wife of an eccentric British aristocrat is found murdered while on an archaeological hunt in Syria. A holidaying Poirot is soon drawn into the mystery, and discovers that there is no shortage of suspects, from the victim’s family to an odd party of travellers. No rest for the mighty moustache.

World Cup’s Most Shocking Moments 2010 BBC3, 9pm Including Rob Green’s hoo-ha with the USA to the French striking; from Uruguay cheating Ghana out of a place to Frank’s ‘goal that never was’. Fabio daring to bully Stuart Pearce and the madness of Maradona. Dicky Bacon and David Seaman present the cringey lowdown.

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6.00am - 7.35 Children’s television 7.35 Buzz And Tell 7.40 Timmy Time 7.50 Charlie And Lola 8.00 Prank Patrol 8.30 Ed And Oucho’s Excellent Inventions 9.00 Sam And Mark’s Guide To Dodging Disaster 9.30 Gimme A Break 10.00 Copycats 10.30 Deadly 60 11.00 Richard Hammond’s Blast Lab 11.30 FILM: Blackbeard’s Ghost (1968) 1.15pm Ready Steady Cook 2.00 Wanted Down Under 3.00 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Pointless 5.15 Escape To The Country 6.00 Eggheads Who will win the egg-cup? 6.30 Restoration Roadshow Ceramics guru Roger Hawkins tackles two 1930s figurines that have become headless horrors following an accident. Off with their heds. 7.00 The Tony Blair Interview With Andrew Marr Andrew Marr seeks to learn more about what Blair was trying to achieve in office and how now regards his record in office, as Blair’s memoirs are published. 8.00 Coast The series concludes with a 200 mile journey down England’s east coast, from the river Humber to the river Thames and into the heart of the capital. 9.00 Alex Higgins: The People’s Champion This poignant documentary charts the life of the snooker genius, from his early days growing up in Belfast to his climb to the top of the sport as two-time world champion and finally, his last days spent battling a terminal illness. 10.00 Grumpy Old Men The grumblers get annoyed about technology. Humbug. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis. 11.20 The Tony Blair Interview With Andrew Marr Repeat 12.20am Home Movie Roadshow Featuring two sides of the late seventies - the Queen’s Silver Jubilee and punk. 1.20 BBC News

6.00am GMTV 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Dinner Date 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 The Michael Ball Show 4.00 Inspector Morse 5.00 Britain’s Best Dish

6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Big Brother’s Little Brother 7.30 Ultimate Big Brother 8.40 Frasier 9.05 Hollyoaks Music Show 9.35 Privileged 10.30 Scrubs 11.00 Friends 11.30 Friends 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Brothers And Sisters 1.00 Jamie At Home 1.35 FILM: On The Town (1949) 3.25 Countdown 4.10 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.30 Coach Trip

6.00am - 7.30 Children’s television 7.30 Roary The Racing Car 7.45 Make Way For Noddy 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Thomas & Friends 8.35 Olivia 8.50 The Mr. Men Show 9.00 Little Princess 9.15 The Wright Stuff 10.45 Trisha Goddard 11.45 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.40pm Five News 12.45 The Hotel Inspector 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 CSI: NY 3.05 FILM: Love Comes Softly (2003) 5.00 Five News 5.30 Neighbours

6.00 The Simpsons Alec Baldwin guests as a marine biologist who tries to seduce Marge. 6.30 Hollyoaks As they prepare to start their first day at Hollyoaks High, Sinead shows Finn exactly how she is going to make waves. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv Series of brief documentaries on religious and ethical issues. 8.00 How To Look Good Naked Makeover series. Stylist Gok Wan tries to help Antoinette, who has become shy, introverted and insecure in the two years since she was diagnosed with breast cancer. 9.00 The Hunt For Britain’s Sex Traffickers Three-part documentary series. 10.00 Ultimate Big Brother Highlights of the housemates’ latest 24 hours in the house. 11.10 School Of Comedy Comedy (X2). 12.10am MUSIC ON 4: Topman Ctrl Student Tour Alex Zane presents a concert featuring Everything Everything and Lone Wolf in Leeds. 12.25 MUSIC ON 4: Tinie Tempah At Orange RockCorps 2010 12.55 Ultimate Big Brother: Live 2.15 The Hunt For Britain’s Sex Traffickers 3.10 AVP Beach Volleyball 4.05 British Basketball: Game On 2010 4.55 Rat Race Urban Adventure 5.25 Countdown

6.00 Panda Week With Nigel Marven Wildlife presenter Nigel Marven learns about giant pandas. 6.25 Live From Studio Five Magazine show. 7.00 Five News At 7 7.30 Michaela’s Zoo Babies Wildlife documentary. 8.00 Emergency Bikers In Birmingham, the paramedic bikers contend with a bomb scare. 9.00 NCIS McGee runs into some problems in his new-found love life. 10.00 Law And Order: Criminal Intent Crime drama following the Major Case Squad’s investigations. The wife of a judge is shot dead in her kitchen. The trail leads to a shifty private detective, a feuding actress and her film director husband. 10.55 K-Ville Cobb and Boulet are assigned to protect a hell-raising college football star on the eve of an important match. However, a series of troubling events threatens to derail the most important game of their charge’s life. 11.55 PartyPoker.com: The Big Game IV World-class poker action. 12.50am SuperCasino Visit www.SuperCasino.com. 4.05 House Doctor (X2) 4.55 Animal Rescue Squad 5.10 The New Tomorrow 5.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Countdown To The Ryder Cup 9.30 Revista De La Liga 10.30 Football Asia 11.00 European Challenge Tour 12.00pm Revista De La Liga 1.00 Football Asia 1.30 Hyundai A League 2.00 Revista De La Liga 3.00 Countdown To The Ryder Cup 3.30 Live Cricket 9.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 10.00 Boots ‘n’ All 11.00 Trans World Sport 12.00am Women’s Rugby World Cup 2.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 2.30 Boots ‘n’ All 3.30 Women’s Rugby World Cup 5.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show Stories that matter from across the country. 7.30 Saints And Scroungers Saints and Scroungers delves into the world of benefit theft, meeting those who abuse the system by stealing millions of pounds each year, as well as the people they are stealing from. 8.00 Waterloo Road See highlights. 9.00 Crimewatch Solved 2010 A special edition of Crimewatch reveals how calls from the public have helped detectives solve three highprofile cases. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The National Lottery Draws The midweek National Lottery draws including Thunderball and Lotto, presented by Jenni Falconer. 10.45 Reggie Perrin Reggie Perrin finds himself taking a step too far with Jasmine. 11.15 FILM: On A Clear Day (2005) Comedy drama about a Glasgow shipbuilder who struggles to regain his living and pride when he is laid off after decades working on the docks. 12.50am Weatherview Detailed weather forecast. 12.55 Sign Zone: Dragons’ Den 1.55 Sign Zone: Country Tracks 2.50 Sign Zone: Ben Fogle’s Escape In Time 3.35 BBC News

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News & Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Maisie’s belief in Ryan’s innocence grows. Carl tries to lure Eve back into his arms. Holly makes a brief reappearance. 7.30 The Lakes In Windermere, former IT consultant Amanda Davies opens her new venture - Brambles Cafe. 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten & Weather 10.35 Send In The Dogs During the day, spaniels sniff out drugs on the streets of Camden, while in the dead of the night, German shepherd dogs ‘track and attack’ armed robbers. These canines and their handlers are in the front line of the battle against crime in London. 11.35 Celebrity Juice Irrepressible host Keith Lemon welcomes Davina McCall, presenter Caroline Flack and rapper Chipmunk to take part in another round of the bonkers showbiz panel quiz. 12.20am The Zone ITV1’s place to shop and play. Including features from QVC and Challenge Jackpot. 2.20 FILM: Blues Brothers 2000 (1998) Exuberant sequel to the 1980 boxoffice smash. 4.20 The Jeremy Kyle Show 5.15 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Ocean Ride 7.00 WWE: Vintage Collection 8.00 Golf: European Challenge Tour 9.00 UCI Mountain Bike World Cup 9.30 Mountainbike World 10.00 Poker 11.00 Max Power 12.00pm Golf: Challenge Series 12.30 Countdown To The Ryder Cup 1.00 US Open Tennis 4.00 LIVE US Open Tennis 4.00am Trans World Sport 5.00 Close

Sky Sports 3 9.30am Airsports World 10.00 Golf: British Par 3 Golf Championships 11.00 Hyundai A League 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm Sports Unlimited 1.00 PGA Euro Pro Tour Golf 3.00 WWE: The Bottom Line 4.00 WWE: Afterburn 5.00 Total Rugby 5.30 LIVE Women’s Rugby World Cup 8.00 LIVE Women’s Rugby World Cup 10.30 Total Rugby 11.00 Cage Fighter 11.30 Ocean Ride 12.00am Golfing World 1.00 European Tour Weekly 1.30 Inside The PGA Tour 2.00 PGA Euro Pro Tour Golf 4.00 Champions Tour Golf 5.00 Close

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2.00pm Liza And Huey’s Pet Nation 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 Malcolm In The Middle (x2) 6.00 Oops TV 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Vet Adventures 9.00 Must Be The Music Live 10.15 Must Be The Music Meet The Semi-Finalists 11.00 FILM: The Fast And The Furious (2001) 1.05am Road Wars 1.35 Street Wars

7.50 Doctor Who Confidential 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 World Cup’s Most Shocking Moments 2010 See higghlights11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.30am World Cup’s Most Shocking Moments 2010 2.30 Ideal 3.00 I Can’t Stop Stealing 4.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 5.00 Close

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Only Connect 8.00 We Need Answers 8.30 Churches: How To Read Them 9.00 The Eiger: Wall Of Death 10.00 When The Levees Broke 12.10am Dear Diary 1.10 Blackpool On Film 1.40 We Need Answers 2.10 Churches: How To Read Them 2.40 The Eiger: Wall Of Death

1.30pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.45 Sally Jessy Raphael 4.30 JLS Revealed 5.30 Judge Judy (x3) 7.00 All Star Family Fortunes 7.45 Akon: The Hot Desk 8.00 Paris Hilton’s My New BFF 9.00 FILM: The World Is Not Enough (1999) 11.30 FILM: Die Another Day (2002) 2.05am Emmerdale 2.30 Teleshopping

11.05am Cadfael 12.45pm Heartbeat 1.50 Monarch Of The Glen 2.50 Upstairs, Downstairs 4.00 Daily Cooks Challenge 5.00 Goodnight Sweetheart 5.40 Heartbeat 6.45 Monarch Of The Glen 7.50 The Best Of Mr Bean 9.00 Rod Stewart: For One Night Only 10.10 Inspector Morse 12.20am Life 1.10 Cadfael

1.20pm Ultimate Big Brother: Live 2.35 Hollyoaks 3.05 Gilmore Girls 4.00 Samantha Who? 4.25 Friends (x3) 6.00 Big Brother’s Little Brother 6.30 The Big Bang Theory 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Friends (x3) 9.00 Ugly Betty 10.00 FILM: Take The Lead (2006) 12.15am Ultimate Big Brother: Live

2.25pm Come Dine With Me Extra Portions 2.50 Coach Trip 3.25 Location, Location, Location (x2) 4.30 A Place In The Sun: Home Or USA? 5.35 Relocation, Relocation 6.35 Deal Or No Deal 7.25 Grand Designs 8.30 The Stuttering School 9.00 Enemies Of Reason 11.05 The Closer 12.05am Enemies Of Reason

11.00am The Spanish Gardener (1956) 12.50pm Bigger Than Life (1956) 2.40 Kiki’s Delivery Service (1989) 4.50 Scott Pilgrim Special 4.55 The Valley Of Gwangi (1969) 6.45 Cocoon (1985) 9.00 Amadeus: Director’s Cut (1984) 12.25am Hunger (2008) 2.15 Lake Placid (1999) 3.55 Close

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thursday 2 Digging For Britain BBC2, 9pm Dr Alice Roberts joins up the results of digs the length of the country. Skeletons tell of both violent death and tenderness at the royal seat of power in Bamburgh, Northumbria, while at a community project at a shopping centre in Sittingbourne, people curate the grave goods of their own ancestors. Dem bones.

Cha’mone: Mo’fo’ Selecta! A Tribute To Michael Jackson Channel 4, 11.10pm Leigh Francis takes us on a journey through Jacko’s life by blending iconic moments with contributions from rubbermasked talking heads. Old Bo’ Selecta! faves like Craig David and Mel B return along with new characters including Uri Geller and Kanye West. Proper Bo.

The Saturdays: 24/7 ITV2, 9pm It is the hottest day of the year and the girls have to shoot a TV ad for their new album in a sweltering studio. Their hectic schedule continues with an appearance on Alan Carr’s TV show, after which the girls are happy to let their hair down on a night out in the West End. Cue photos of drunken cab exits.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Heir Hunters 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 To Buy Or Not To Buy 11.30 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Diagnosis Murder 3.00 BBC News 3.05 Green Balloon Scrapbook 3.30 Eliot Kid 3.40 Wingin’ It 4.05 Animals At Work 4.35 Deadly 60 5.00 Newsround 5.15 The Weakest Link

6.00am - 7.35 Children’s television 7.35 Buzz And Tell 7.40 Timmy Time 7.50 Charlie And Lola 8.00 Prank Patrol 8.30 Ed And Oucho’s Excellent Inventions 9.00 Sam And Mark’s Guide To Dodging Disaster 9.30 Gimme A Break 10.00 Copycats 10.30 Deadly 60 11.00 Richard Hammond’s Blast Lab 11.30 FILM: All The King’s Men (1949) 1.15pm Ready Steady Cook 2.00 Wanted Down Under 3.00 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Pointless 5.15 Escape To The Country 6.00 Eggheads Poach your grey matter. 6.30 Restoration Roadshow Ceramics expert Roger Hawkins rescues an elegant Mayfair tea set. 7.00 Natural World An intimate portrait of the spectacular Dragon Mountains of South Africa following giant antelope, bone-cracking vultures and raucous baboons as they struggle to survive in this land of extremes. 7.50 Coast Why William looked to Normandy for the stone to build the Tower of London. 8.00 E Numbers: An Edible Adventure Stefan looks at E number preservatives. 9.00 Digging For Britain See highlights. 10.00 Have I Got News For You Popular news quiz. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis. 11.20 Nurse Jackie Drama series. child. 11.50 Nurse Jackie Jackie resorts to extreme measures to get Coop off her back over the fake organ donor card. 12.20am The Wounded Platoon Exploring heroism, grief, combat, drugs, alcohol and brutal murder, and paints a shocking portrait of what multiple tours and post-traumatic stress are doing to a generation of American soldiers. 1.20 BBC News

6.00am GMTV 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Dinner Date 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 The Michael Ball Show 4.00 Inspector Morse 5.00 Britain’s Best Dish

6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Big Brother’s Little Brother 7.30 Ultimate Big Brother 8.40 Frasier 9.05 Hollyoaks Music Show With Matalan.co.uk 9.35 FILM: Garfield Gets Real (2007) 11.00 Friends 11.30 Friends 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Brothers And Sisters 1.00 Jamie At Home 1.30 FILM: Broken Lance (1954) 3.25 Countdown 4.10 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.30 Coach Trip

6.00am - 7.30 Children’s television 7.30 Roary The Racing Car 7.45 Make Way For Noddy 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Thomas & Friends 8.35 Olivia 8.50 The Mr. Men Show 9.00 Little Princess 9.15 The Wright Stuff 10.45 Trisha Goddard 11.45 CSI: Miami 12.40pm Five News 12.45 The Hotel Inspector 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 CSI: NY 3.10 The Family Recipe 3.15 FILM: Sex And Lies In Sin City (2008) 5.00 Five News 5.30 Neighbours

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 9.30 Total Rugby 10.00 Women’s Rugby World Cup 12.00pm Boots ‘n’ All 1.00 Trans World Sport 2.00 Total Rugby 2.30 Women’s Rugby World Cup 4.30 LIVE Cricket 10.00 Time Of Our Lives 11.00 Barclays Premier League World 11.30 The Rugby Club 12.30am Premier League Snooker 4.00 Time Of Our Lives 5.00 Barclays Premier League World 5.30 IAAF Athletix Weekly

6.00 The Simpsons Springfield’s cemetery is moved to sit right outside Lisa’s bedroom window. 6.30 Hollyoaks India frets over Alistair in his hospital bed and is displeased to see Cindy doing the same. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv Series of brief documentaries on religious and ethical issues. 8.00 Location, Location, Location The duo lend their expertise to a family of five in the South East, who have outgrown their home, and new parents Noni and George, whose fruitless property search has seen them move in with Noni’s mum. 9.00 The Hunt For Britain’s Sex Traffickers Three-part documentary series which follows Britain’s biggest police operation against sex trafficking, Pentameter 2. 10.00 Ultimate Big Brother Highlights from the house. 11.10 Cha’mone: Mo’fo’ Selecta! A Michael Jackson Tribute See highlights. 12.15am Coming Up: Boy Series of original dramas. 12.45 MUSIC ON 4: The Album Chart Show Spotlight Sponsored By TescoEntertainment.com 1.00 Ultimate Big Brother: Live 3.05 The Hunt For Britain’s Sex Traffickers 4.00 When Hell Freezes 5.25 Countdown

6.00 Panda Week With Nigel Marven Nigel climbs the holy mountain of Emei Shan and encounters naughty macaque monkeys. 6.25 Live From Studio Five Magazine show. 7.00 Five News At 7 7.30 Escape From... Alcatraz Saul David travels to San Francisco’s Alcatraz Prison, home to some of America’s most dangerous criminals until its closure in 1963. It was built to be totally escape-proof, yet in June 1962, three desperate men broke out of their cells. 8.00 Egypt’s Lost Queen Documentary exploring the story of Queen Hatshepsut, one of the most successful female pharaohs of Ancient Egypt. 9.00 FILM: The Shepherd (2008) Starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Stephen Lord, Natalie Robb, Gary McDonald, Andree Bernard, Phil McKee and Scott Adkins. Explosive thriller. 11.00 Britain’s Ugliest Models Heavily-pierced pensioner Prince Albert tries to break a world record. 12.00am SuperCasino Visit www.SuperCasino.com. 4.05 House Doctor 4.30 Wildlife SOS 4.55 Animal Rescue Squad 5.10 The New Tomorrow 5.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge

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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show Stories that matter from across the country. 7.30 EastEnders A vengeful Janine wreaks havoc for Bianca and Ronnie, while Peggy is left devastated by Sam’s shocking announcement. 8.00 Waterloo Road Sam is glad to be back in school after her suspension and tries to make amends with Lauren. 9.00 Motorway Cops Including a stolen high performance car with a determined thief at the wheel. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 10 Things You Need To Know About Sleep Documentary revealing the science behind why so many people find it difficult to nod off, and offering practical tips on the best ways to get a good night’s sleep. 11.35 FILM: The Abduction Club (2002) Period romantic comedy about a 17th-century club in Ireland whose members attempt to woo wealthy heiresses, spirit them away at night and marry them before sunrise - all to avoid having to join the clergy. 1.10am Holiday Weatherview 1.15 Sign Zone: Panorama 1.45 Sign Zone: It Shouldn’t Happen At A Vets’ 2.45 Sign Zone: Countryfile 3.40 Sign Zone: Ben Fogle’s Escape In Time 4.25 BBC News

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News & Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Maisie is stunned to find out that Sam has been keeping a secret about Mark. 7.30 Community Dis-service: Tonight In an exclusive hiddencamera investigation, criminals turn investigators to reveal what they really get up to when they carry out community service. 8.00 Emmerdale Cain’s confession confirms Maisie’s worst fears. 8.30 Coronation Street Sophie and Sian make a decision that will change their lives forever. Becky is determined to help Kylie - but how will her sister repay her? 9.00 Real Crime With Mark Austin: Yvonne Fletcher - Justice Betrayed Mark Austin looks at the case of PC Yvonne Fletcher, who was murdered as she policed a demonstration outside the Libyan Embassy 26 years ago. 10.00 ITV News At Ten & Weather 10.35 FILM: City Slickers (1991) Starring Billy Crystal, Daniel Stern, Bruno Kirby, Jack Palance, Helen Slater and Patricia Wettig. Satirical modern-day western. 12.40am The Zone Including features from QVC and Challenge Jackpot. 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.35 Community Dis-service: Tonight 3.55 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Ocean Ride 7.00 WWE: Experience 8.00 Boots ‘n’ All 9.00 Trans World Sport 10.00 Formula 3 Euroseries 11.00 Aerobics: Oz Style 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm Formula 3 Euroseries 1.00 US Open Tennis 4.00 LIVE US Open Tennis 4.00am The Rugby Club 5.00 Close

Sky Sports 3 8.30am Champions Tour Golf 9.30 Inside The PGA Tour 10.00 European Tour Weekly 10.30 Live European Tour Golf 12.30pm FIFA Futbol Mundial 1.00 Watersports World 2.00 Ocean Ride 2.30 Boots ‘n’ All 3.30 LIVE European Tour Golf 5.30 IAAF Athletix Weekly 6.00 FEI Equestrian World 6.30 The Rugby Club 7.30 LIVE Premier League Snooker 11.00 European Tour Golf 12.30am Golfing World 1.30 NRL Fulltime 2.00 Championship Rugby League 4.00 Close

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12.00pm The Real A & E 1.00 Malcolm In The Middle (x2) 2.00 Liza And Huey’s Pet Nation 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 Malcolm In The Middle (x2) 6.00 Oops TV 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 The Real A & E 8.30 Real Filth Fighters 9.00 Lie To Me 10.00 NCIS: LA (x2) 12.00am Road Wars (x2) 2.00 Street Wars

7.00pm Total Wipeout 8.00 Young, Dumb And Living Off Mum 9.00 Edinburgh Comedy Fest Live 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 The King Is Dead 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 Edinburgh Comedy Fest Live 12.45am The King Is Dead 1.15 Baby Beauty Queens 1.45 Glamour Models, Mum And Me 2.45 Total Wipeout

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 BBC Proms 2010: Pictures At An Exhibition With The BBC NoW 9.25 What Makes A Great Soprano? 10.25 France On A Plate 11.25 Churches: How To Read Them 11.55 John Sergeant On Tracks Of Empire 12.55am What Makes A Great Soprano? 1.55 BBC Proms 2010

3.45 Sally Jessy Raphael 4.30 Cheryl Cole’s Night In 5.30 Judge Judy (x3) 7.00 New Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? 8.00 Animals Do The Funniest Things 9.00 The Saturdays: 24/7 See highlights 10.00 FILM: Die Another Day (2002) 12.45am Coronation Street 1.15 FILM: Wedding Daze (2007)

12.45pm Heartbeat 1.50 Monarch Of The Glen 2.50 Upstairs, Downstairs 4.00 Daily Cooks Challenge 5.00 Drama Trails 5.10 Duty Free 5.45 Heartbeat 6.50 Monarch Of The Glen 8.00 The People’s Detective 9.00 Inspector Morse 11.10 FILM: A Good Man In Africa (1994) 1.00am Cadfael 2.20 Film File

6.00pm Big Brother’s Little Brother 6.30 The Big Bang Theory 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Friends (x3) 9.00 The Big Bang Theory 9.30 How I Met Your Mother 10.00 Accidentally On Purpose 10.35 Alan Carr 11.25 Important Things With Demetri Martin 11.55 The Big Bang Theory 12.25am Ultimate Big Brother: Live

2.50pm Coach Trip 3.20 Location, Location, Location (x2) 4.25 A Place In The Sun: Home Or USA? 5.30 Relocation, Relocation 6.35 Deal Or No Deal 7.25 Grand Designs 8.30 Dom Joly And The Black Island 9.00 The Closer 10.00 Southland 11.00 Without A Trace 11.55 The Closer 12.55am Southland

11.00am The Mistress Of Spices (2005) 12.50pm Girls! Girls! Girls! (1962) 2.45 Carry On Abroad (1972) 4.30 Cutthroat Island (1995) 6.45 Cocoon: The Return (1988) 9.00 There’s Something About Mary (1998) 11.15 Paradise Lost (2006) 1.00am Neon Bible (1995) 2.50 Frightfest Special: The Last Exorcism

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friday 3 Restoration Roadshow BBC2, 6.30pm Eric Knowles and his crack squad of restorers draw on all their skills to save yet more timeworn treasures of yore. Gold and silver expert Barry Witmond tries to shake new life into a Victorian baby rattle, while Lucia Scalisi aims to uncover a painted family crest buried under layers of grime. Pass the elbow grease.

Would I Lie To You? BBC1, 10.35pm Over the course of each show, a cast of celebrity guests reveal bizarre stories about themselves, some of which are true and some of which are not. Bernard Cribbins, Deborah Meaden and Mark Watson have to use their cluey deciphering skills. Makes a nice change from Jeremy Kyle’s lie detector.

A Touch Of Frost ITV3, 9pm and 10.40pm Jack Frost is all set for a festive Chrimbo, when some poor chap who works at a power station mysteriously falls to his death and a detective is murdered to boot. The evidence points to corruption, leading Frost into confrontation with the Crime Squad’s chief. Will Jack uncover the station’s chilling secret? Brr.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Heir Hunters 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 To Buy Or Not To Buy 11.30 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Diagnosis Murder 3.00 BBC News 3.05 Green Balloon Scrapbook 3.30 Eliot Kid 3.40 Wingin’ It 4.05 Trapped 4.35 Hounded 5.00 Newsround 5.15 The Weakest Link

6.00am - 7.35 Children’s television 7.35 Buzz And Tell 7.40 Timmy Time 7.50 Charlie And Lola 8.00 Prank Patrol 8.30 Ed And Oucho’s Excellent Inventions 9.00 Sam And Mark’s Guide To Dodging Disaster 9.30 Gimme A Break 10.00 Copycats 10.30 Deadly 60 11.00 What’s New ScoobyDoo? 11.25 FILM: Odd Man Out (1947) 1.15pm Ready Steady Cook 2.00 Wanted Down Under 3.00 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Pointless 5.15 Escape To The Country

6.00am GMTV 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Dinner Date 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 The Michael Ball Show 4.00 Inspector Morse 5.00 Britain’s Best Dish

6.10am Sali Mali 6.15 The Hoobs 6.40 The Hoobs 7.05 Big Brother’s Little Brother 7.35 Ultimate Big Brother 8.45 Frasier 9.15 FILM: Hoot (2006) 11.00 Friends 11.30 Friends 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Brothers And Sisters 1.00 Jamie At Home 1.35 FILM: Big Business (1988) 3.25 Countdown 4.10 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.30 Coach Trip

6.00am - 8.00 Children’s television 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Thomas & Friends 8.35 Olivia 8.50 The Mr. Men Show 9.00 Little Princess 9.15 The Wright Stuff 10.45 Trisha Goddard 11.45 CSI: Miami 12.40pm Five News 12.45 The Hotel Inspector 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 CSI: NY 3.05 FILM: Expecting A Miracle (2009) 5.00 Five News 5.30 Neighbours

6.00 Eggheads Cracking quiz. 6.30 Restoration Roadshow See highlights. 7.00 Who Do You Think You Are? Starting in his hometown of Melbourne, Jason Donovan goes to meet his mother’s cousin Judy and discovers that the showbiz roots in his family go deeper than he thinks. 8.00 Mastermind Four contestants are interrogated on a chosen subject. 8.30 Gardeners’ World Toby Buckland shows how to store the last of the potato harvest so that they remain fresh for eating over the winter months. 9.00 Home Movie Roadshow A daredevil helicopter pilot shows off his films from the Malaya Emergency in the 50s. 10.00 Roger And Val Have Just Got In Sitcom following the lives of a middle-aged couple during their first half-hour home from work. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis. 11.00 The Review Show Kirsty Wark and guests discuss two new films based on comic strips. 11.50 Reading Festival Highlights Including performances from the likes of Arcade Fire, The Libertines, The Klaxons, Mumford & Sons, Queens of the Stone Age and Biffy Clyro. 1.20am FILM: The Haunted House Of Horror (1969) Chiller.

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News & Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Maisie’s attempts to help Ryan arouse suspicion at home. Leyla goes behind David’s back to meet Justin. Rhona struggles to match Marlon’s enthusiasm about her moving in. 7.30 Euro 2012 Qualifier Live: England V Bulgaria Adrian Chiles is joined by Andy Townsend and Gareth Southgate for live coverage of England’s opening Euro 2012 qualifier against Bulgaria at Wembley. 10.10 ITV News & Weather 10.45 Euro 2012 Qualifier Highlights England must start their campaign with a morale-boasting victory after the disappointment of the World Cup. Much will be expected of Steven Gerrard, and fans will be hoping that Wayne Rooney’s form will return in an England shirt. . 11.45 Cops With Cameras Tonight’s programme follows officers across the UK as they battle against the drug dealers. First stop is the home of a suspected major dealer in West London. 12.40am The Zone ITV1’s place to shop and play. 2.40 FILM: Alien Siege (2005) Sci-fi action thriller. Hostile aliens the Kulkus threaten to destroy Earth unless they receive a tribute in blood. 4.10 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 The Rugby Club 10.00 NRL Fulltime 10.30 Championship Rugby League 12.30pm The Rugby Club 1.30 Barclays Premier League World 2.00 Trans World Sport 3.00 The Rugby Club 3.55 Live International Football 6.00 Football League Weekend 7.00 Barclays Premier League World 7.30 LIVE International Football 10.00 Take It Like A Fan 10.30 International Football 12.00am Take It Like A Fan 12.30 Football League Weekend 1.30 International Football 3.00 Take It Like A Fan 3.30 Football League Weekend 4.30 International Football

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show Chris Evans brings viewers the stories that matter from across the country. 7.30 Animal 24:7 Tom Heap introduces a pair of peregrine chicks to an unsuspecting foster family. 8.00 EastEnders Becca reveals her true colours in a shocking showdown with Stacey, whilst Peggy finally tracks Phil down and is horrified by what she discovers. 8.30 The Inspector Lynley Mysteries Lynley and Havers’ friendship is pushed to its limits in a high-profile and chilling investigation into the disappearance of two teenage girls. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Would I Lie To You? See highlights. 11.05 The National Lottery Draws The National Lottery draws including EuroMillions, Millionaire Raffle and Thunderball, presented by OJ Borg. 11.15 FILM: Grosse Pointe Blank (1997) Black comedy about a hit man who returns to his home town to carry out a murder and arrives just in time for his high school reunion. 12.55am Weatherview 1.00 Sign Zone: Who Do You Think You Are? 2.00 Sign Zone: DIY SOS: The Big Build 3.00 Sign Zone: Ben Fogle’s Escape In Time 3.45 News

6.00 The Simpsons Milhouse’s parents get back together, but he starts to feel they are ignoring him. He and Bart watch The O.C. for inspiration to break them up again. 6.30 Hollyoaks Eva sees Alistair drowning his sorrows and wastes no time introducing herself. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.25 4thought.tv Series of brief documentaries on religious and ethical issues. 7.30 Who Do You Think You Were? Pinny Grylls’ film looks at past life regression, as sceptic Neil Clarke undergoes hypnotherapy in a bid to discover if it is possible to ascertain the truth about reincarnation. 8.00 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away France versus Cornwall. 9.00 Ultimate Big Brother Eviction night. Who’s it gonna be? 10.00 Pete Versus Life Problems arise when an office romance develops. 10.35 Ultimate Big Brother Get ‘em out Davina! 11.25 Tim Minchin: Live Tim Minchin confronts sex, death, dancing bears and ginger body hair. 1.30am MUSIC ON 4: The Album Chart Show With Tesco Entertainment.com Nick Grimshaw presents. 2.00 Ultimate Big Brother: Live 3.35 This Week’s 4Music Top 20 5.25 Countdown

6.00 Panda Week With Nigel Marven Nigel Marven heads to China to learn about giant pandas. Nigel is determined to locate a wild panda den. 6.25 Live From Studio Five Magazine show. 7.00 Five News At 7 7.30 Zoo Days Documentary series based at Chester Zoo. Two new cheetahs arrive at the zoo. Also in this edition, a rare barbirusa piglet wins another admirer. 8.00 Police Interceptors The cops are on the trail of a group of thieves who targeted a supermarket. 9.00 The Mentalist Drama series. 10.00 Law And Order: Special Victims Unit Police drama series about an elite force based in New York. 11.00 CSI: NY An exclusive jewellery auction is interrupted when the appraiser is brutally murdered. 11.55 Cops In Crisis Documentary series about people who have had to face extraordinary, dangerous and harrowing situations, from failed robberies to police shoot-outs. 12.15am SuperCasino Visit www.SuperCasino.com. 4.05 House Doctor 4.30 Motorsport Mundial 4.55 Animal Rescue Squad 5.10 The New Tomorrow 5.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Ocean Ride 7.00 WWE: Raw 9.00 FEI Equestrian World 9.30 IAAF Athletix Weekly 10.00 Trans World Sport 11.00 Aerobics: Oz Style 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm IAAF Athletix Weekly 12.30 ATP Tour Uncovered 1.00 US Open Tennis 4.00 LIVE US Open Tennis 4.00am World Sport 4.30 Tight Lines 5.30 Ocean Ride

Sky Sports 3 7.00am Premier League Snooker 10.30 Live European Tour Golf 12.30pm FEI Equestrian World 1.00 Race World 2.00 Ocean Ride 2.30 IAAF Athletix Weekly 3.00 FEI Equestrian World 3.30 Live European Tour Golf 5.30 Football League Weekend 6.25 LIVE International Football 8.30 Tight Lines 9.30 WWE: Late Night Smackdown 11.30 WWE: Late Night Bottom Line 12.30am Sportnation 1.00 IEX Magazine 1.30 World Sport 2.00 Tight Lines 3.00 NFL - Total Access 4.00 Race World 5.00 FEI Equestrian World 5.30 IEX Magazine

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2.00pm Liza And Huey’s Pet Nation 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 WWE Superstars 6.00 Oops TV 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 The Middle 8.30 Must Be The Music Live 9.45 Must Be The Music - Meet The Semi-Finalists 10.30 Lie To Me 11.30 Football’s Greatest 12.40am Bones 1.40 Road Wars

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 The Real Hustle: Celebrity Scammers (x2) 9.00 Little Britain 9.30 The King Is Dead 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 The Real Hustle: Celebrity Scammers 11.05 Family Guy (x2) 11.50 The King Is Dead 12.20am Ideal 12.50 Young, Dumb And Living Off Mum 1.50 Little Britain

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 BBC Proms 2010: Bruckner’s Ninth Symphony 9.40 I’m In A Rock ‘n’ Roll Band! 10.40 Blondie: One Way Or Another 11.50 The Pet Shop Boys At Glastonbury 2010 12.50am Hello Glastonbury! 1.40 BBC Proms 2010: Bruckner’s Ninth Symphony

12.30pm Emmerdale (x2) 1.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.45 Sally Jessy Raphael 4.30 The Xtra Factor 5.30 Judge Judy (x2) 6.30 Peter Andre: The Hot Desk 6.45 The X Factor 8.00 The Xtra Factor 9.00 FILM: The Bodyguard (1992) 11.40 Jedward: Let Loose 12.40am FILM: Analyze That (2002)

1.50 Monarch Of The Glen 2.50 Upstairs, Downstairs 4.00 Daily Cooks Challenge 5.00 Drama Trails 5.10 Duty Free 5.45 Heartbeat 6.50 Monarch Of The Glen 8.00 Pie In The Sky 9.00 A Touch Of Frost (x2) See highlights 12.15am Martina Cole’s Dangerous Lady 1.15 FILM: The Moguls (2005) 2.45 On The Buses

2.35pm Hollyoaks 3.05 Gilmore Girls 4.00 Samantha Who? 4.30 Friends (x3) 6.00 Big Brother’s Little Brother 6.30 The Big Bang Theory 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Friends (x3) 9.00 Supernanny 10.05 Wife Swap 11.05 Rude Tube 11.25 Big Brother’s Big Mouth 12.30am Ultimate Big Brother: Live

2.20pm Come Dine With Me Extra Portions 2.50 Coach Trip 3.20 Location, Location, Location (x2) 4.25 A Place In The Sun: Home Or USA? 5.30 Relocation, Relocation 6.35 Deal Or No Deal 7.25 Grand Designs 8.30 FILM: Sense And Sensibility (1995) 11.10 Heroes Of Comedy 12.15am FILM: Sense And Sensibility

11.00am The Spy In Black (1939) 12.40pm The Woodlanders (1997) 2.35 Pickup On South Street (1953) 4.10 How To Steal A Million (1966) 6.35 Logan’s Run (1976) 8.55 Scott Pilgrim Special 9.00 Cloverfield (2008) 10.35 Date Movie (2006) 12.10am Hero (2002) 2.05 Faintheart (2008)

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saturday 4 Film: Wallace And Gromit In The Curse Of The WereRabbit BBC1, 6.20pm Those loveable bits of Oscarwinning plasticine take on the horror genre, as they lead the town’s search for a giant rabbit whose been terrorising the allotments. Delightful. Voiced by Peter Sallis, Ralph Fiennes and Helena Bonham-Carter.

The X Factor ITV1, 7.30pm Who wants to be a pop star with pots of cash and swooning fans? This lot, that’s who! Never a gang to let talent get in the way of ego, we’re still at that vital audition stage in which angels’ voices with back stories (and a smidge of audio tune), mix with delusioned trolls and sweet old ladies. Guest judge is Katy Perry.

Ugly Betty E4, 6pm The last series is trundling on and we even though it may have lost some of it’s steam and caterpillaryet-to-turn-into-a-butterfly, there are still some gems. Like Marc being made Betty’s temporary assistant. That’s gotta sting! Her current piece is on New York’s worst jobs, so will she get Marc to do them? Wilheminia II?

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6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live 11.30 What To Eat Now 12.00pm BBC News 12.05 South East Today 12.15 Football Focus 1.00 Bargain Hunt 1.30 Cash In The Celebrity Attic 2.15 FILM: Father Of The Bride (1991) 3.55 FILM: Snow Dogs (2001) 5.25 South East Today 5.35 BBC News 5.40 Regional News And Weather 5.50 Outtake TV

6.00 – 9.30am Children’s television 9.30 Animals At Work 9.55 The Owl 10.00 Horrible Histories 10.30 Deadly 60 11.00 Richard Hammond’s Blast Lab 11.30 Evacuation To The Manor House 12.00pm Degrassi: The Next Generation 12.25 No Hats, No Trainers 12.50 Shelfstackers 1.15 The 5.19 Show 1.30 Single, Together, Whatever 2.00 Revealed 2.15 Escape To The Country 2.45 Coast 2.55 FILM: Two Men Went To War (2002) 4.40 Dad’s Army 5.10 FILM: The Heroes Of Telemark (1965) 7.15 Rigoletto Live From Mantua Rigoletto Live from Mantua. 8.30 Coast The team travel from Berwick-upon-Tweed to Aberdeen, highlighting Edinburgh’s close connection with the coast. Miranda Krestovnikoff dives into a spectacular marine reserve off St Abbs, and Alice Roberts discovers how the Forth Road Bridge is threatened by rust. 9.00 BBC Proms 2010: Rattle And The Berlin Philharmonic Sir Simon Rattle and the Berliner Philharmoniker perform a concert of German late-Romantic music and works by three great pioneers of early 20th century Vienna. In the first half of this prom the opening Prelude from Wagner’s opera Parsifal is paired with the Four Last Songs by Richard Strauss sung by soprano Karita Mattila. After the interval, orchestral adventures by Schoenberg, Webern and Berg. 11.10 Vexed The high profile kidnap of a girl band member puts an uncomfortable spotlight on unconventional police detectives Jack and Kate, resulting in an embarrassing ransom situation and mounting tensions. Meanwhile, Kate’s husband Dan wants to start over by moving back to Bristol, and Jack obsesses over his health. 12.10am Grandma’s House 12.40 Russell Howard’s Good News 1.10 FILM: Tapeheads (1988)

6.00am GMTV 9.25 The Crocodile Hunter Diaries 10.25 Children’s Hospital 10.55 Monk 11.55 ITV News & Weather 12.00pm This Morning: Saturday 1.00 Planet’s Funniest Animals 1.25 FILM: Moonraker (1979) 3.45 Midsomer Murders 5.45 Meridian News And Weather

6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 World Sport 7.00 Mobil 1 The Grid 7.25 Cooper Tires British F3 International Series 7.55 The Morning Line 8.50 The Hollyoaks Music Show Playlist With Matalan.co.uk 9.15 Friends 9.45 Ugly Betty 10.45 Ultimate Big Brother 11.40 Ultimate Big Brother 12.25pm Friends 12.55 Scrubs 1.25 That Paralympic Show 1.55 Channel 4 Racing 3.55 Come Dine With Me Down Under 4.25 Come Dine With Me Down Under 4.55 Come Dine With Me Down Under 5.30 Come Dine With Me Down Under 6.00 Come Dine With Me Down Under Australian version of the cookery-based reality show in which amateur chefs compete for the title of ultimate dinner party host. 6.30 Channel 4 News Including sport and weather. 6.55 4thought.tv Series of brief documentaries on religious and ethical issues. 7.00 102 Minutes That Changed America A historical record of the sights and sounds of the 9/11 attacks on the World Trade Center, containing emergency radio recordings, video, photos and recorded voicemails. The anniversary is a week away. 9.00 Ultimate Big Brother Highlights of the housemates’ latest 24 hours in the Ultimate Big Brother house. Can all their egos fit in? 10.00 My Funniest Year: 2000 Rufus Hound tells his story of the year 2000 in front of an audience at London’s Hackney Empire. Hound illustrates his story with the help of some special guests and the funniest clips from the year in which Britain was introduced to Big Brother, President George W. Bush and the Millenium Bug. 12.05am MUSIC ON 4: V 2010: Best Of The Festival 1.10 Ultimate Big Brother: Live 2.45 Dispatches: Britain’s Secret Slaves 3.40 What About Brian 4.25 Beauty And The Geek 5.10 Countdown 5.55 Yo Gabba Gabba

6.00 – 8.00am Children’s television 8.00 Mist: Sheepdog Tales 8.10 Little Princess 8.25 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.45 Igam Ogam 9.00 Olivia 9.15 The Mr. Men Show 9.30 Gerald McBoing Boing 10.00 Red Bull Air Race Season Review 11.00 The Gadget Show 12.00pm Europe’s Super Port: Megastructures 1.00 Nature Shock 2.00 FILM: Ten Wanted Men (1954) 3.35 FILM: The Law And Jake Wade (1958) 5.10 FILM: Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990) 7.20 Five News 7.25 NCIS Drama series following the work of the Navy’s dedicated federal agency. The team is called in when a marine helicopter is discovered in the middle of a crop circle, the pilots having gone missing. 8.15 NCIS Drama. The body of a woman in a navy uniform is found by two sailors. Sounds like the start to a joke. Maybe they walked into a bar. 9.10 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Drama series about a team of forensic investigators. The CSIs investigate when an actress is killed on the set of a horror film. How did scream queen Weatherly Adams end up with an axe in her back? Horrifically scarred psycho? 10.10 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Drama. The CSIs are called to a murder in a bowling alley when a severed head turns up in the conveyor system. Could a fellow bowler have committed the gory crime? Ray unravels a cold case when a female prisoner commits suicide. 11.10 CSI: Miami Crime drama series based on the work of forensic investigators. A 16-year-old babysitter’s parents are murdered. 12.05am SuperCasino 4.05 Wildlife SOS (x2). 4.55 The Family Recipe 5.00 Hana’s Helpline 5.10 The Milkshake! Show 5.35 Thomas & Friends 5.50 Roary The Racing Car

6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 LIVE New Zealand Rugby Union (x2) 10.30 US Open Tennis 12.00pm LIVE European Tour Golf 4.00 LIVE Super League (x2) 9.00 LIVE Saturday Fight Night 11.00 Super League 1.00am Saturday Fight Night 3.00 Saturday Story 5.00 Take It Like A Fan 5.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly

6.20 FILM: Wallace And Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005) See highlights. 7.40 The National Lottery’s Big Night John Barrowman presents a glittering event live from The Roundhouse in London. Incorporating The National Lottery Awards 2010, the night recognises the work of 21 lottery funded projects in front of a star-studded audience. Awards presenters include Benedict Cumberbatch, Julia Bradbury and Amir Khan, with performances from McFly and Taio Cruz, Plus, a spectacular one off extravaganza featuring various Lottery funded artists from across the UK. Includes the Lottery draws, hosted by Myleene Klass. Blimey! 8.45 Casualty Medical drama. The ED staff are faced with their most challenging day yet when there is a shooting at a local college, leading to the worst day possible for new nurse Mads. No easing in here. Bang! 10.15 BBC News 10.35 Live At The Apollo The standup comedy series from London’s Hammersmith Apollo concludes with Mock the Week’s Russell Howard introducing Jo Brand. 11.20 The Football League Show Highlights and analysis from the Football League. 12.20am FILM: Color Of Night (1994) 2.15 Weatherview 2.20 News

6.00 ITV News; Weather 6.15 You’ve Been Framed! Harry Hill presents more camcorder cuts. 6.45 Odd One In Host Bradley Walsh presents the last in the series of the gameshow. Regular home team Jason Manford and Peter Andre take on Lynda Bellingham and Gino D’Acampo as they try to find the odd one in from a series of bizarre and spectacular line-ups. 7.30 The X Factor See highlights. 8.45 FILM: The Bourne Ultimatum (2007) Starring Matt Damon, Corey Johnson, Paddy Considine, Edgar Ramirez, Julia Stiles. Thriller sequel. A former CIA hitman with amnesia joins forces with a London reporter to uncover the truth about his past. But when the reporter is killed, the assassin must find out who is responsible while dodging bullets. 10.45 ITV News; Weather 11.00 FILM: Blood Work (2002) Starring Clint Eastwood, Jeff Daniels, Anjelica Huston. Crime thriller. A former FBI profiler retires following a heart transplant but then a woman asks him to hunt down her sister’s killer. At first he is reluctant, but the woman has a compelling reason for him to take the case - he is living on borrowed time provided by her sister’s heart. Dum dum DUM!!! 1.00am The Zone 3.00 October Road 3.50 Raines 4.35 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Football League Weekend 7.00 Take It Like A Fan 7.30 International Football 9.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 9.30 Take It Like A Fan 10.00 Soccer AM 12.00pm LIVE Football League 2.30 US Open Tennis 4.00 LIVE US Open Tennis (x2) 4.00am NFL - Total Access 5.00 World Sport 5.30 IEX Magazine

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Sports Unlimited 7.00 Saturday Story 9.00 WWE Smackdown 11.00 WWE The Bottom Line 12.00pm Sportnation 12.30 WWE Smackdown 2.30 WWE The Bottom Line 3.30 LIVE Tri-Nations Rugby Union 6.00 LIVE South African Rugby Union 8.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf 11.00 European Seniors Tour Golf 12.00am Euro Tour Golf 1.30 LIVE Motor Racing: Indy Car Series 4.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 4.30 Sportnation 5.00 Sports Unlimited

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1.00pm Pineapple Dance Studios 2.00 Project Runway 3.00 Bill Bailey’s Birdwatching Bonanza 4.00 Liza And Huey’s Pet Nation 5.00 Vet Adventures 6.00 The Simpsons (x3) 7.30 Glenn Martin, DDS 8.00 Best Of Oops TV 9.00 FILM: Notting Hill (1999) 11.20 Camp Bestival 2010 12.20am Fringe

7.00pm Doctor Who 7.45 Top Gear 8.45 Great TV Mistakes 10.45 Family Guy (x3) 11.55 American Dad! 12.15am Edinburgh Comedy Fest Live 1.15 Great TV Mistakes 3.15 Young, Dumb And Living Off Mum 4.15 Edinburgh Comedy Fest Live

7.00pm Nature’s Great Events 8.00 Lonesome George And The Battle For Galapagos 9.00 Wallander 10.30 Roger And Val Have Just Got In 11.00 Hancock And Joan 12.25am The Eiger: Wall Of Death 1.25 Munro: Mountain Man 2.25 Lonesome George And The Battle For Galapagos

12.25pm Nanny 911 1.20 Holiday Showdown 2.20 The Saturdays: 24/7 3.20 Jedward: Let Loose 4.20 The Xtra Factor 5.30 FILM: Casper (1995) 7.35 Homes From Hell 8.45 The Xtra Factor 9.45 The Saturdays: 24/7 10.45 FILM: Wedding Daze (2007) 12.40am The X Factor 1.50 The Xtra Factor 2.40 Teleshopping

9.45am Ironside (x2) 11.50 The Casebook Of Sherlock Holmes 12.55pm A Touch Of Frost 3.00 Kavanagh QC 4.40 Pie In The Sky 5.40 Agatha Christie’s Poirot (x2) 9.00 Taggart (x2) 11.00 Cracker 12.10am A Touch Of Frost 1.55 On The Buses 2.20 Film File 2.30 Teleshopping

12.45pm Smallville 1.35 Ultimate Big Brother: Live 2.20 Hollyoaks Omnibus 5.00 Friends (x2) 6.00 Ugly Betty. See highlights. 7.00 The Big Bang Theory 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 7.55 Friends (x2) 9.00 FILM: Joy Ride (2001) 11.00 FILM: Take The Lead (2006) 1.15am Ultimate Big Brother: Live

12.05pm Time Team (x2) 2.10 FILM: North To Alaska (1960) 4.35 Grand Designs (x5) 10.00 True Stories: Trouble The Water 12.05am Britain’s Worst Weather 1.05 Heidi Fleiss: The Would-Be Madam Of Crystal 2.35 Britain’s Worst Weather 3.35 Close

11.00am Please Sir! (1971) 1.00pm Secondhand Lions (2003) 3.05 Moonfleet (1955) 4.50 The Time Machine (1960) 6.50 Entrapment (1999) 9.00 Shallow Grave (1994) 10.50 The Sin Eater (2003) 12.55am Boys Don’t Cry (1999) 3.10 Frightfest Special: The Last Exorcism 3.15 Scott Pilgrim Special

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sunday 5 Film: The Pursuit Of Happyness Five 8pm How fast they grow up – here is the first screen outing of a certain Mr Jaden Smith, son of Will and currently gracing our big screens as The Karate Kid. This tale is based on a true story of a single dad (yup, it’s Will Smith) struggling to support his son and land an unpaid internship. Weep.

U Be Dead ITV1 9pm Not a teenage indictment of grammar, a stalking thriller by text, based on a true story. All the more alarming for that little gem of info. Jan is the target of these texts of devotion that descend into threats, setting into action a series of events that change his and his fiancée Debbie’s lives forever.

Newlyweds: The One Year Itch More4, 10pm It’s all instant gratification these days, no waiting around for a seven year itch – we want it at one year. Well, we don’t really want it at all but the Cutting Edge team have cunningly interviewed a selection of couples on their one year anniversary. Is married life all it’s cracked up to be?

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6.00 – 7.00am Children’s television 7.00 Arthur 7.15 League Of Super Evil 7.25 Sportsround 7.40 Bear Behaving Badly 8.00 Escape From Scorpion Island 9.00 Deadly 60 9.30 Gastronuts 10.00 Something For The Weekend 11.30 FILM: Miss Sadie Thompson (1953) 12.55pm Rigoletto Live From Mantua 1.35 Flog It! 2.05 Burghley Horse Trials 4.05 Sailing: Laser World Championships 2010 4.35 Athletics: Women’s 5k Challenge - Highlights 5.05 FILM: Emma (1996)

6.00am GMTV 9.25 Coronation Street Omnibus 11.20 ITV News & Weather 11.30 This Morning: Sunday 12.30pm Dinner Date 1.30 Columbo: Publish Or Perish 3.00 The X Factor 4.15 FILM: For Your Eyes Only (1981)

6.20am The Hoobs 6.45 The Hoobs 7.10 British Basketball: Game On 2010 8.05 Ironman UK 9.00 Sony Ericsson’s Pocket TV 9.15 Hollyoaks Omnibus 11.45 Big Brother’s Little Brother 12.50pm Friends 1.20 The Simpsons 1.50 The Simpsons 2.20 Ugly Betty 3.20 Three In A Bed 3.55 Three In A Bed 4.30 Three In A Bed 5.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.50 Channel 4 News

6.00 – 9.00am Children’s television 9.00 Olivia 9.20 The Mr. Men Show 9.35 Gerald McBoing Boing 10.00 ICarly 10.35 True Jackson, VP 11.10 Animal Rescue Squad 11.25 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 12.00pm Renee Fleming: From Mozart To Muse 12.30 Going The Distance Movie Special 1.00 Egypt’s Lost Queen 2.00 FILM: Torpedo Run (1958) 3.50 FILM: Fort Worth (1951) 5.25 FILM: License To Wed (2007)

6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly 7.00 Saturday Fight Night 9.00 Sunday Supplement 10.30 Goals On Sunday 11.55 LIVE Football League 2.00pm LIVE Cricket: Twenty20 International 6.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 6.30 LIVE Masters Football: Grand Final 9.30 Cricket: Twenty20 International 11.30 Masters Football: Grand Final 2.30am Cricket: Twenty20 International 4.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly 5.00 DTM Motor Racing

7.00 Dragons’ Den Another set of hopeful entrepreneurs pitch to the multi-millionaire investors. Patrick van der Vorst brings the dusty world of antiques bang up to date with his website for valuing collectables, while two entrepreneurs present an invention that eliminates odours. Inventor Chris Elsworthy has engineered an innovative power tool that combines all your drilling and sawing needs into one handy box, while Diane White and Tim Bhullar have produced a range of children’s books to promote healthy eating. 8.00 Mountain Gorilla Mountain Gorilla. How beautiful you are, Mountain Gorilla. 9.00 Grumpy Old Schooldays Did anyone like their schooldays? If so, well done. This lot didn’t. 10.00 Have I Got Old News For You Another chance to see the prizewinning comedy quiz show on the week’s news. With Ian Hislop and Paul Merton. 10.30 Rigoletto From Mantua Rigoletto from Mantua. 11.10 Mad Men Drama series which takes an unflinching look at the world of advertising in 1960s New York. 12.00am Mad Men Drama series which takes an unflinching look at the world of advertising in 1960s New York. 12.45 FILM: Photographing Fairies (1997) 2.30 BBC News 3.45 The Super League Show

6.35 Meridian News; Weather 6.45 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Coronation Street Can Becky persuade Kylie to do the right thing or will she lose her son forever? Kevin and Sally are frantic wondering if Sophie is in danger. A secret from Ken’s past emerges. A secret? But we’ve known him for 50 years! He has no secrets! 8.00 Heartbeat Mason thwarts a gang of robbers, but how far will the crooks go to finish the job? Dawn’s birthday party goes off with an unexpected bang. 9.00 U Be Dead See highlights. 11.00 ITV News; Weather 11.15 Comedy Classics: The New Statesman The last programme in the series examines the political sitcom which first appeared in 1987. Rik Mayall played The Right Honourable Alan B’Stard - the most right-wing MP in the House of Commons and the personification of Tory sleaze and corruption. Contributors include Marsha Fitzalan, who played B’Stard’s wife Sarah, former MP Edwina Currie, Helen Lederer and writers Laurence Marks and Maurice Gran. Followed by the classic episode Piers of the Realm. 12.15am Aviva Premiership Rugby 1.00 The Zone 2.30 British Superbike Championship Highlights 3.25 Motorsport UK 4.15 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

7.10 Five News 7.15 Cricket On Five Highlights of the first Twenty20 international between England and Pakistan at the SWALEC Stadium, Cardiff. Presented by Mark Nicholas with commentary from Simon Hughes and Michael Vaughan. Or you could turn the sound down and provide your own commentary. “He’s running very fast to the bit over there, will he get there in time?” See how exciting it can be. 8.00 FILM: The Pursuit Of Happyness (2006) See highlights. 10.20 FILM: Ali (2001) Starring Will Smith, Jamie Foxx, Jon Voight, Mario Van Peebles and Ron Silver. Understated biopic focusing upon the heyday of boxing legend Muhammad Ali. The champ sets about winning back his heavyweight title after it is stripped from him due to his opposition to the Vietnam War. At the same time, Ali converts to Islam, mixes with luminaries Malcolm X and Martin Luther King Jr, and fights a legendary bout against George Foreman in a bid to reclaim the title he believes to be rightfully his. Not a bad life, and he’s still going. 1.15am SuperCasino 4.05 Golf: European Challenge Tour 4.55 The Family Recipe 5.05 Hana’s Helpline 5.15 The Milkshake! Show 5.40 Thomas & Friends 5.50 Roary The Racing Car

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6.15 4thought.tv 6.20 FILM: Transformers (2007) Starring Shia LaBeouf, Megan Fox, Josh Duhamel, John Voight, Bernie Mac, John Turturro. Live-action sci-fi based on the popular television series. Planet Earth is visited by two warring alien robot races - one a force for good, one for evil - who are both desperate to find an ancient relic hidden somewhere on the planet. Like Tomb Raider with even more CGI. And hilariously stilted dialogue. You’ll giggle yourself silly. 9.00 Ultimate Big Brother Highlights from the last 24 hours in the Ultimate Big Brother house. 10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Alan Carr hosts his own light-hearted chat show. Guests include Katy Perry, Davina McCall, Paul O’Grady and Brandon Flowers. 11.05 FILM: The Waterboy (1998) Starring Adam Sandler, Henry Winkler and Kathy Bates. Comedy about Bobby Boucher, a 31-year-old whose job it is to fetch and carry water for a college football team. Bullied by the team and eventually fired, he finds a job with an understanding coach who discovers he has a talent for tackling players who are bigger than him. Bosch! 12.50am MUSIC ON 4: Paul Weller: Find The Torch 1.50 Ultimate Big Brother: Live 4.35 Countdown 5.20 Hill Street Blues

6.00am Saturday Story 8.00 LIVE Motor Racing: Indy Car Series 10.00 Motorsport: DTM 11.00 Saturday Fight Night 1.00pm US Open Tennis 4.00 LIVE US Open Tennis (x2) 4.00 Close

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Watersports World 7.00 IEX Magazine 7.30 This Week In WWE 8.00 WWE Vintage Collection 9.00 WWE Afterburn 10.00 Watersports World 11.00 Super League 1.00pm Tri-Nations Rugby Union 2.30 LIVE Rugby Union 5.00 LIVE Women’s Rugby World Cup Final 7.30 Canter Banter 8.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf 11.00 European Seniors Tour Golf 12.00am Euro Tour Golf 1.30 Rugby Union 2.30 Women’s Rugby World Cup Final 3.30 Canter Banter 4.00 Close

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7.00pm Doctor Who 7.50 Doctor Who Confidential 8.00 World Cup’s Most Shocking Moments 2010 10.00 Family Guy (x2) 10.45 The King Is Dead 11.15 Ideal 11.45 FILM: Malice (1993) 1.30am World Cup’s Most Shocking Moments 2010 3.25 Edinburgh Comedy Fest Live 4.25 The King Is Dead 4.55 Ideal

7.00pm Symphony For Yorkshire 7.30 Life With Fred 8.00 Last Of The Summer Wine 8.30 The Yorkshire Dales On Film 9.00 The Department Store 10.00 FILM: This Sporting Life (1963) 12.10am The Yorkshire Dales On Film 12.40 The Cult Of All Creatures Great And Small 1.10 The Great Outdoors

1.35pm FILM: Liar Liar (1997) 3.20 Planet’s Funniest Animals 3.50 Odd One In 4.40 FILM: Kindergarten Cop (1990) 6.45 The X Factor 8.00 The Xtra Factor 9.00 Jedward: Let Loose 10.00 FILM: Three Kings (1999) 12.20am Coronation Street 1.25 The Xtra Factor 2.15 Teleshopping

12.00pm Agatha Christie’s Poirot 2.10 Mr Bean (x2) 3.20 The Forsyte Saga 5.00 FILM: Man About The House (1974) 6.40 The Best Of Mr Bean 7.55 An Audience With Ronnie Corbett 9.00 FILM: Amazing Grace (2006) 11.30 FILM: Lorenzo’s Oil (1992) 1.55am FILM: The Guys (2002) 3.20 Film File 3.30 Drama Trails

9.55am Supernanny (x3) 1.05 Scrubs 1.35 Ultimate Big Brother 2.35 Ultimate Big Brother: Live 3.00 FILM: Three Men And A Baby (1987) 5.00 Friends (x2) 6.00 Glee 7.00 One Tree Hill 8.00 Friends (x2) 9.00 100 Greatest Funny Moments 1.15am Ultimate Big Brother: Live

2.25pm Coach Trip (x5) 5.05 Come Dine With Me (x5) 7.55 River Cottage: Gone Fishing 9.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 10.00 Newlyweds: The One Year Itch. See highlights. 11.05 Father Ted 11.35 Black Books 12.10am The IT Crowd 12.40 Curb Your Enthusiasm

11.00am The Iron Petticoat (1956) 12.50pm Scott Pilgrim Special 1.00 Fantastic Four (2005) 3.00 Carry On Abroad (1972) 4.45 Kiki’s Delivery Service (1989) 6.55 Crocodile Dundee II (1988) 9.00 X-Men (2000) 11.00 The Warlords (2007) 1.10am Deathwatch (2002) 3.00 Frightfest Special: The Last Exorcism

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monday 6 Come Dine With Me: Big Brother Winners Channel 4, 8pm With Ultimate Big Brother taking over Channel 4 and the tabloids, we may as well accept that it’ll take over other programmes too. Featuring Brian Dowling, Nadia Almada (both currently in the house), Brian Belo and Sophie Reade, each show off their culinary skills. No baked beans?

Grandma’s House BBC2, 10pm This just goes from a bad to worse, as we squeal with laughter and Simon’s family deal with their delightfully disperate clan. Luckily, Tanya seems to have realised that creepy Clive might not be the man for her. Thank Zeus! And Simon has decided it’s his job to heal his family after going on ‘a course’.

Location, Location, Location More4, 9pm Time for a bit of fantasy living and a nose around other people’s houses. Aren’t they clean? What a great use of storage! Well, you could always knock through and have one big and light-filled room. You know the drill. Phil and Kirstie are helping two more couples find homes, this time in Windsor. Castles not an option.

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6.00 – 9.05am Children’s television 9.05 Buzz And Tell 9.10 Tinga Tinga Tales 9.25 Garth And Bev 9.35 Ethelbert The Tiger 9.45 Pingu 9.50 Pingu 10.00 Waybuloo 10.20 Clifford The Big Red Dog 10.30 Pablo, The Little Red Fox 10.35 3rd And Bird 10.50 Wibbly Pig 11.00 In The Night Garden 11.30 Living Dangerously 12.00pm The Daily Politics 12.30 GMT 1.00 Animal Park 2.00 Wanted Down Under 3.00 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Pointless 5.15 Escape To The Country 6.00 Eggheads Dermot Murnaghan hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Climbing Great Buildings Climbing Great Buildings. 7.00 Timothy Spall: Somewhere At Sea Actor Timothy Spall and his wife Shane sail around Britain. They set off in their Dutch barge, the Princess Matilda, from Fowey in Cornwall. 7.30 Roger And Val Have Just Got In Sitcom. Roger reveals that, alone in the house, he has followed grief counselling advice and written out an idealised self-image; however he has mistakenly emailed it to his management team at work. Eeek! 8.00 University Challenge Jeremy Paxman asks the questions as two teams of students battle it out. 8.30 Antiques Master The country’s leading amateur antiques enthusiasts battle it out to become Britain’s firstever Antiques Master. 9.00 Dragons’ Den Series presented by Evan Davis, in which budding entrepreneurs get three minutes to pitch their business ideas to five multi-millionaires willing to invest. 10.00 Grandma’s House See highlights. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Home Movie Roadshow Dan Cruickshank and Kirsty Wark present 100 years of Britons’ lives filmed on home movie cameras. 12.20am Digging For Britain 1.20 BBC News

6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 60 Minute Makeover 3.00 The Michael Ball Show 4.00 Inspector Morse 5.00 Britain’s Best Dish

6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Big Brother’s Little Brother 8.05 Ultimate Big Brother 9.05 Hollyoaks Music Show With Matalan.co.uk 9.35 Friends 10.05 The Good Wife 11.05 Desperate Housewives 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Brothers And Sisters 1.00 FILM: Do Not Disturb (1965) 2.55 Wogan’s Perfect Recall 3.25 Countdown 4.10 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.30 Coach Trip

6.00 – 8.00am Children’s television 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.30 Thomas & Friends 8.40 The WotWots 8.50 Big School 9.00 Pocoyo 9.10 Milkshake! Show Songs 9.15 The Wright Stuff 10.45 Trisha Goddard 11.45 CSI: NY 12.40pm Five News 12.45 Chinese Food In Minutes 1.15 The Boss Is Coming To Dinner 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Home And Away 2.50 Animal Rescue Squad 3.05 FILM: Britannic (2000) 5.00 Five News 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away A furious Bianca warns Ruby to get over her crush on Liam before she ruins his life. Bianca urges Liam to come clean to Gina about the kiss. Bit of a stirrer. 6.25 Live From Studio Five Magazine show hosted by Kate Walsh and Jayne Middlemiss. 7.00 Five News At 7 7.30 How Do They Do It? Robert Llewellyn takes a look at the world’s biggest floating crane and learns how electricity is supplied to people’s homes. Holes in the wall! 8.00 The Gadget Show Consumer technology show. The presenters set out on a mission to destroy some of the world’s toughest gadgets. Cool. 9.00 FILM: Last Of The Mohicans (1992) Starring Daniel Day-Lewis, Madeleine Stowe, Russell Means, Wes Studi. Brutal, visually stunning and highly acclaimed adaptation of James Fenimore Cooper’s classic, set against the Anglo-French wars in mid-18th-century America. From back when Daniel Day-Lewis was considered a hearthrob. Swoon. 11.15 Police Interceptors Documentary series. 12.20am Five VOD UFC 100: Main Event 1.15 SuperCasino 4.05 Chinese Food In Minutes 4.30 The Boss Is Coming To Dinner 4.55 Animal Rescue Squad 5.05 The New Tomorrow 5.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans (x3) 9.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 9.30 Cricket: Twenty20 International 11.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly 12.00pm Masters Football: Grand Final 3.00 Cricket: Twenty20 International 5.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 5.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 6.30 Netbusters 7.00 Sky Sports News 7.30 LIVE Speedway 9.30 Netbusters 10.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 11.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 11.30 Netbusters 12.00am Speedway 2.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 2.30 Sports Unlimited 3.30 Watersports World 4.30 Max Power 5.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Saints And Scroungers Documentary delving into the world of benefit theft. 8.00 EastEnders It’s pandamonium! 8.30 Panorama Vigorous investigation of a topical issue. 9.00 Who Do You Think You Are? Series in which celebrities trace their ancestry. Like detectives in time. 10.00 BBC News 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Gears And Tears Documentary series. The grand finale of the stockcar season arrives, and with it, the final showdown between the Smith and Wainman clans. 11.05 The Case For God? With religion coming under increasing attack from atheists and sceptics, The Chief Rabbi, Lord Jonathan Sacks, goes into the lion’s den, putting his faith publicly on the line by debating with some of the sharpest critics of his faith. 11.35 FILM: Their Eyes Were Watching God (2005) Starring Halle Berry. Tense drama. A free-spirited African-American woman searches for happiness in 1920s America by plunging into several marriages. 1.25am Weatherview 1.30 Sign Zone: Tribal Wives 2.30 My Child’s Big Fat Birthday Party 3.20 Ben Fogle’s Escape In Time 4.05 BBC News

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Katie gets tough with Andy about his counselling. 7.30 Coronation Street Molly goes into labour - but where is Tyrone? 8.00 Countrywise The team visit the Vale of Evesham, where Paul Heiney discovers what makes the area the fruit basket of England. Bananas? 8.30 Coronation Street Ken faces a shocking dilemma when he meets his grandson. Blimey! 9.00 Bouquet Of Barbed Wire Brand new drama series based on the ground-breaking 1970s show. The lives of Peter and Cassie Manson are turned upside down when their beloved daughter Prue reveals that she is pregnant by her teacher. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 Surgery School Documentary charting the progress of ten interns at the prestigious London School of Surgery, who are training to become consultant surgeons. Gives you confidence in the medical profession. 11.35 Stephen Tompkinson’s African Balloon Adventure Stephen goes deep into northern Rwanda’s Volcanoes National Park in search of the mighty mountain gorilla and meets local Pygmy tribesmen. 12.30am The Zone 2.35 UEFA Champions League Weekly 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 4.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Amber’s defiant behaviour starts to take its toll on Gabby. Jacqui decides to arrange a date with the mystery man she met on the internet. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv Short documentary. 8.00 Come Dine With Me: Big Brother Winners See highlights. 9.00 My Family’s Crazy Gap Year Observational series following six British families as they swap the dayto-day grind for trans-global adventure. The Willmotts head to the Himalayas, the Mongolian steppes and the Papuan rainforest to seek out places and people untouched by the modern world. Better than Butlin’s. 10.00 Ultimate Big Brother Highlights from the last 24 hours in the Ultimate Big Brother house. 11.10 FILM: This Is England (2006) Starring Thomas Turgoose, Stephen Graham, Jo Hartley and Joseph Gilgun. Semi-autobiographical portrayal of disaffected youth and the skinhead movement in the 1980s by acclaimed British director Shane Meadows. A young boy finds unexpected acceptance with a group of older skinheads. When a charismatic former member returns from prison with National Front sympathies, however, the gang splits. 1.10am Pete Versus Life 1.45 Ultimate Big Brother: Live

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Ocean Ride 7.00 Canter Banter 7.30 PGA Tour Golf 10.30 European Seniors Tour Golf 11.30 Euro Tour Golf 1.00pm US Open Tennis 4.00 LIVE US Open Tennis 10.00 Boots ‘n’ All - The Tries 11.00 Ocean Ride 11.30 Wild Spirits 12.00am LIVE US Open Tennis 4.00 NASCAR 5.00 Close

Sky Sports 3 7.00am Saturday Story 9.00 Super League 11.00 Canter Banter 11.30 Saturday Fight Night 1.30pm Super League 3.30 WWE Raw 5.30 Euro Tour Golf 6.30 Trilby Tour 7.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf 11.00 Shell’s Wonderful World Of Golf 12.30am Trilby Tour 1.00 PGA Tour Classic 2.00 Golfing World 3.00 Trilby Tour 3.30 Close

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1.00pm Project Runway 2.00 Bones 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 Malcolm In The Middle 5.30 Futurama 6.00 Oops TV 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 The Biggest Loser USA 10.00 Law And Order 11.00 Bones 12.00am A League Of Their Own 12.30 Road Wars 1.00 Street Wars 1.50 UK Border Force

7.00pm Doctor Who Greatest Moments: The Enemies 7.30 Doctor Who 8.30 Doctor Who At The Proms 2010 9.30 Gavin And Stacey 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Him & Her 11.00 Family Guy 11.20 Family Guy 11.45 Underage And Pregnant 12.15am Gavin And Stacey 12.45 Him & Her

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 The Story Of Maths 8.30 Only Connect 9.00 People’s Palaces: The Golden Age Of Civic Architecture 10.00 When My Child Is Born: Storyville 11.15 Shanghai Tales 12.15am People’s Palaces: The Golden Age Of Civic Architecture 1.15 Hello Glastonbury!

12.00pm Coronation Street 1.00 Emmerdale 1.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.45 Sally Jessy Raphael 4.30 Loose Women 5.30 Judge Judy (x3) 7.00 Paris Hilton’s My New BFF 8.00 Jedward: Let Loose 9.00 Hell’s Kitchen USA (x2) 11.00 FILM: Analyze That (2002) 1.05am Coronation Street (x2) 2.00 Emmerdale

12.55pm Heartbeat 1.55 Monarch Of The Glen 3.00 Upstairs, Downstairs 4.15 Dickinson’s Real Deal 5.15 Duty Free 5.50 Heartbeat 6.50 Monarch Of The Glen 7.50 Jeeves And Wooster 9.00 Martin Clunes: Islands Of Britain 10.00 Murder In Suburbia 11.00 The Bill: Respect (Part Two) 12.05am The People’s Detective

1.10pm Ultimate Big Brother: Live 2.35 Hollyoaks 3.00 Gilmore Girls 4.00 Samantha Who? 4.25 Friends (x3) 6.00 Big Brother’s Little Brother 6.25 The Big Bang Theory 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Friends (x3) 9.00 One Tree Hill 10.00 The Sex Education Show: Am I Normal? 11.05 Shameless 12.10am Being Erica

4.25pm A Place In The Sun: Home Or USA? 5.30 Relocation, Relocation 6.35 Deal Or No Deal 7.25 Grand Designs 8.30 The Playboy Murderer 9.00 Location, Location, Location. See highlights. 10.00 How The Other Half Live: One Year On 11.10 Without A Trace 12.00am Location, Location, Location

11.00am Gentleman’s Agreement (1947) 1.20pm Blanche Fury (1948) 3.10 The Shanghai Gesture (1941) 5.05 Campbell’s Kingdom (1958) 7.05 Scott Pilgrim Special 7.15 Bedazzled (2000) 9.00 Failure To Launch (2006) 10.50 Once Upon A Time In America (1984) 3.10am Frightfest Special: The Last Exorcism

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