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L7 CONTENTS 04 NEWS & COMMENT 4 Social Diary Tramp vintage clothing store, Hair 4 Love with Willie Hendry and Brighton & Hove High School celebrations 5 City Speak Ruby has pet sitter’s anxiety, Tash embraces failure and Will ponders the needs of housemates and houseplants 6 News Road tragedies and Hippodrome rescue plan; plus Mary Mears on what Cameron’s ‘Big Society’ means in Brighton 6 Latest Inbox Readers’ letters, emails and web comments 7 Bookings Goldfrapp, Richard Thompson, Stone Sour, Laura’s Star 7 Competitions Win a weekend away for four in Normandy and 10 pairs of tickets to the L.E.D Festival (Aphex Twin, Soulwax...) 7 Latest Brighton Download Chart And this week’s Number One is... KontraPunkt 8 Snap Shots Meet dog portraitist (yes, really) Sara Abbott 9 Celebcity This Morning film live from Brighton Beach 10 Bare Cheek World’s largest vegetarian scotch egg constructed at Hangleton Manor 10 Astral Angi Astral casts her vote on some star sign coalitions

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People often ask us how we manage to stay smelling so sweet in the high-octane, cut and thrust world of regional weekly entertainments and lifestyle journalism. Why, we tell them in a husky collective voice, that’s no secret. This week the answer lies in Wave, our monthly wellbeing guide, for which the Latest 7 team have been testing the best fruity products for the summer, from satsuma lip balm to banana shampoo. If you see a gang of monkeys rampaging towards New England Street, they’re probably coming for Victoria Nangle’s hair. Meanwhile fruitiness of a different order is on the menu as that behemoth of club brands, Wild Fruit, look forward to Pride week and parallel new event the Gay Brighton Dance Weekend. The theme of Wild Fruit’s climactic celebration, as you may have guessed from our cover, is ‘Kings and Queens’. Obviously this can be interpreted in a number of ways, but if at least one reveller doesn’t go as King Rollo we’ll be very disappointed. Sometimes we wish we didn’t work for Latest 7, as it means we can’t enter our own competition to win a weekend for four at a gite in Normandy. Or one of 20 pairs of tickets to see Aphex Twin, Goldfrapp and more at the brand new L.E.D Festival. Dammit. Elsewhere this issue we’ve got an interview with the chiseled one from The A-Team, a Juice presenter dangling from a trapeze, a review of Pet Shop Boys’s theatrical Brighton Centre show, and a local artist who specialises in portraits of dogs (no, not Whistler).

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Brighton’s biggest seafront show since Fatboy saw six thousand people watch Tony Hawk and The Birdhouse team provide an eye popping spectacle, backed up by Maxïmo Park and celeb supporters. Val Aviv was there to question Tony and his star guests and our cameras were in the VIP area and on the ramp to get some of the most amazing footage ever of the skateboarding legend. This edition of Brighton Lights also has Julie Anne Gilburt and Mike Weatherley find the best Indian restaurant in Hove while The Road director John Hillcoat meets the next generation of media stars from Bhasvic. To become part of Brighton’s TV station come to our open meetings every Tuesday at 6.30pm at Latest MusicBar in Manchester Street, Brighton. Around 10,000 people have watched our shows in the few weeks since we started. A dream coming true. As our slogan says 200, 000 people but a million dreams. That's Brighton.

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13 Cover feature Wild Fruit bid you a royal welcome as the city gears up for its Pride and Gay Brighton Dance Weekend celebrations 14 Hotlist Every cuisine from gluten-free Indian to giant burgers 15 wave The new South Downs skincare company, hypnotherapy for flying phobias and fruity products tried and tested, all in this month’s summery guide to ethical living

21 WHAT’S ON 21 Stage Chitty Chitty Bang Bang flies in to Eastbourne 22 Clubs Mistakes Music with Sebastien Leger at Coalition 23 Music Composer and songwriter Ayanna Witter-Johnson on meeting Sting and jamming on a cello 24 Art & Events Projections from a giant robot head at Boxbird Gallery; plus Evening Bus Walks 25 Film What’s screening at your local cinema this week 26 Comedy There’s a first time for everything (jokes, sets and entire acts included) at Rabbit In The Headlights 26 Gay Brighton Gay Men's Chorus at St George’s Church 27 Reviews Pet Shop Boys, Rainbow Shakespeare, Howe Gelb 28 Sport Andrea Fox clings on for dear life at The Circus Project 29 TV Your seven-day guide to what’s on the box

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Latest diary Around town with: Tramp vintage, Willie Hendry salon and a plaque unveiling at Brighton & Hove High School Super Tramp Passers by on Trafalgar Street got a surprise when one of the window displays started to move. Tramp, a new vintage fashion shop just opposite Café Nia, employed real-life mannequins to model some of the stunning clothes at their launch on 8 July. Owner Michelle Terras is sourcing vintage clothes dating from the ‘30s to the early ‘90s – buy a ‘one-off’ piece of the past from just £35. (Look out for next week’s cover feature all about Tramp.) Photos: Patrick Kneath

School service Distinguished members of the clergy were present at Brighton & Hove High School on 10 July for the unveiling of a plaque in recognition of Henry Wagner (1792-1870) and his son Arthur Wagner (1824-1902), who were priests and founders of Brighton churches and lived at what is now the school. The unveiling was conducted by the Mayor of Brighton and Hove, Councillor Geoff Wells, and followed by a garden party. Photos: Patrick Kneath Lorna Duggleby (headteacher, Brighton & Hove High School)

His Eminence Archbishop Gregorios of Thyateira and Great Britain Dina Mouhandes, Decca Warsame (models)

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Willie Hendry Hair salon on Upper Gloucester Street teamed up with Love Is All We Need – the charity with a big heart – to deliver a ‘new look’ fundraising event earlier this month. Hair 4 Love gave customers the opportunity to treat themselves to a new haircut/style and help one of South Africa’s poorest communities at the same time. Funds will go to The Hope Centre, in the Sweetwaters Community, South Africa – which supports over 5,000 AIDS orphans. Photos: Patrick Kneath


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wo weeks ago, my column was home with the cup. I don’t imagine about the World Cup final. Due they’ll be skipping through any to print deadlines, I had to meadows. They’ll probably find guess who I thought would be in the Failure chasing after them with a final and who would win. I predicted massive stick. a game between Germany and Either way, I certainly failed two Ghana, where Ghana would win 3-2. weeks ago when I wrote that I am aware that I was slightly column. I don’t really understand wrong. I had two options once Spain football, so I was trying to decide beat Germany. Literally everything I what I wished would happen in a had predicted was definitely not sort of feeble attempt at Cosmic going to happen. I Ordering. Noel could either Edmonds does it, “My preferred pretend that I but then again he never wrote that might not be the method is to run column, OR I best person to could be honest base anything directly at the and admit that I on. I generally am not psychic. don’t trust men failure with arms It is true of how with hair that I treat all failures stretched wide and appears to defy in life. I don’t like gravity. a box of chocolates trying to make I do fully excuses for understand how to comfort it” things, which arrogant this means I’m column is, generally left with either ‘Failure? because it is assuming that you WHAT failure? I’m perfect and have actually bothered to read this always have been!’ or, my preferred three weeks running. Even if you do method, running directly at the read my column on a regular basis, failure with arms stretched wide and what are the chances that you a box of chocolates to comfort it. bother to remember anything it is Me and Failure then go for a ever about? I don’t even remember skip through a meadow, before what I write! But then what if settling beneath an oak tree to someone from Ghana or Germany is discuss the day’s events. Then deeply angered by my inability to we vow not to see each other for predict the future and my column at least another week, because we reminded them of how sad they both understand that our felt? But then again, if they are that friendship is not good for anyone. deeply affected by what a 17-yearI doubt it will be as easy for any old girl says, that might be more of of the countries that didn’t come a failure of theirs.

babysitting problems and parking ’m feeling a little guilty. I’ve only pressures. The common joke is that just got back from the Isle of if any one of us were to mention Wight and I’m already packing moving the others would join for my trip to Corfu on Monday. together to find out when any When you are retired there is prospective buyers were due, and nothing to stop you going on plan loud drunken orgies in their holiday all the time – no boss to front gardens. give permission, no work mates to For 25 years my immediate plead cover for you – but I do feel a neighbour S and I have looked little upset when people say “What! after each other’s pets while away Going away again, Ruby?” on holiday. This year I will The number of only be taking three “I am always respective animals trips, but I don’t varied over that think Iceland in dreading having has time, reflecting the August really number of children counts because growing up, but it that is going to be a to scoop out has probably sponsored trek on dead fish with the evened itself out horseback to raise money for the handy little net” quite fairly. At one point I had four Brooke Hospital for cats, three Animals. I will be tortoises and two gerbils while, at paying for myself this time, their peak, S had two cats, a tank however, because after doing four of fish, a stick insect and a of these sponsored rides I daren’t hamster. Now I am down to one cat ask my circle of friends to sponsor and the tortoises, while next door me once more. “I’m not paying for have two cats and a few fish. your holiday again!” they protest, Anxiety level is about equal, too. I even though I explain that while am always dreading having to riding for five hours a day may not scoop out dead fish with the handy be a challenge, sleeping in tents little net left for that purpose, with strangers is definitely a huge while S says she has nightmares one for me. that one of my naughty tortoises It would not be possible to go will escape while I am away. away on holiday so easily if it were I like to think of all the money not for my marvellous neighbours. I have saved over the years on There are about five of us families catteries and the injections in a row of terraced houses, and we cats need to go into them. No have been here for several years, wonder I can afford to go on so getting on well, supporting each many holidays. other through water shortages,

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“My friend hasn’t taken on a housemate so much as established a cotton plantation on the Dixie” Twenty minutes later, the two of us are glued to an episode of True Blood when there’s a hesitant knock at the bedroom door. It is J, bearing two more cups of tea. He says he is having second thoughts about his gentleman caller. “He’s quite difficult to talk to,” he complains. H clutches at her hair in exasperation. “Well, stop talking to him then! Now get downstairs and shag that haematologist!” The door closes. I look at H. “Is it me, or is it like he’s our gay child and we’re the worst parents ever?” “Eggs Benedict for breakfast, sweetie?” says H. follow me on twitter

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here are two reasons I decide to go on a whistle-stop tour of Coventry before jetting off on my gaycation. The first is to provide humanitarian aid to my friend H in the form of two True Blood DVD box-sets and a box of wine (I think of her as an expensive house-plant that will wilt and die in my week’s absence; these gifts should help her cling on until next Saturday). The second is to shamelessly ogle her new flatmate. H has been living alone for over two years, and has got set in her ways. She now fills her time by wandering from room to room in a mouldering wedding dress while reciting the poetry of Edna St Vincent Millay in grave tones. The thought of her sharing her personal space fills me with apprehension. That her new flatmate J is a gay man has only compounded my anxiety. I mean, what if he replaces me as the one she turns to for romantic advice and irreverent dissection of Samantha Cameron? As it turns out, I needn’t worry. I’m not there two minutes before I realise their relationship is very different from our own. “Tea please,” says H, handing J a mug before turning to me. “Tea, sweetie?” “Ooh, yes please. Julie Andrews please,” I say. J looks at me blankly. “White, nun,” I add. Well, obviously. “He’s very good, isn’t he?” I whisper, as our tea caddy hurries out to the kitchen. Since my arrival, J has taken my bag upstairs, brought us both cans

of cider, announced he is cooking us steak and chips with béarnaise sauce for dinner, and is now brewing up. It occurs to me that my friend hasn’t taken on a housemate so much as she’s voyaged back to 1820s Alabama and established a cotton plantation on the Dixie. Later on, a haematologist arrives. “I’m training J up to be more sexually adventurous,” H explains, ushering me past the gentleman at the door and upstairs to her bedroom. “He was so green when he arrived, I took to calling him Mary’s Boy Child. ‘Not under my roof,’ I said. ‘Get yourself online and find a man.’ He’s doing quite well for himself now.”


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Dear Latest 7, just a short message to say thankyou for your lovely review of Swimming At The Ritz [L7 482]. Felicity Dean and I were really pleased you liked it and it’s thanks to great reviews like yours that the play will be moving forward. It was great to be part of the Pavilion Theatre’s new writing festival – it’s a great place to work with a real feel for new writing, and we couldn’t have been happier there. Best Wishes, Jos Vantyler (‘Pietro’), by email

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here were tragedies on a bicycle and on foot this week. Jo Walters, 28 and a week away from graduating from the University of Brighton, died when she was struck by a delivery van near the underpass, close to the entrance to the University of Sussex. She lived in Hove, came from Aberdeenshire, and was loved by many. One friend wrote: “The world has been robbed of a caring and kind woman who was destined to be an amazing maths teacher.” Another said: “I’m so sad – and angry. There has to be another way to separate cycles from motorised vehicles.” What do you think? Email comment@thelatest.co.uk Just a few miles north on the M23 at Crawley, Scott Turner from Burgess Hill was found dead after being hit by an unmarked police car, an ambulance and other vehicles. He had been attending a wedding and friends described him as a beautiful young boy. Scott was 15. On to other news and a Brighton landmark where once The Beatles played to thousands of screaming teenagers is under threat. The Hippodrome on Middle Street has been listed by the Theatre Trust of buildings as being in need of special treatment – like £9million worth of refurbishment. As Paul McCartney, who lives along the coast at Peasmarsh, might put it, ‘Now give it money.That's what it wants. That's what it wants, yeah. That's what it wants.’ What about auctioning off the right to tell Leader reader Hugh Phillips who won the World Cup? The 50-year-old from Hanover in

Brighton reckons he's the only man in the known world not to know who lifted the cup: “I've avoided all TV, radio and newspaper reports and anytime anyone starts speaking about it I've put my fingers in my ears. “It started as a joke but it's gone on and on. If someone wants to auction off the privilege of telling me and money goes to a good cause, then I'm up for it.” There's another potential charity auction to be had – to unmask who is creating and preserving Black Lion man outside the hotel of the same name in Patcham. He’s been there in various guises for years – but this week local resident Christine Robertson had to spare the figure's blushes with a hands-on experience – pulling up his pants that had been dangling round its ankles. The skies above Brighton were bright and calm enough for hot air ballooning and the city's beaches were packed with sunbathers. Visitors stayed long into the warm

Brighton and Hove City Council leader Mary Mears on Cameron’s ‘Big Society’

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y last couple of weeks have been dominated by financial matters. More specifically, how to accommodate the £3.5 million or so of budget cuts that we have been told to make by central Government as part of our contribution to tackling the vast national debt. Some of the grants that were on the list to be cut could have had a particularly serious impact on projects for young people – such as a refurbishment of the 15th Brighton Scout Group’s hall or the funding for a new skate park in Hollingdean. I was desperate to ensure that they

evenings and many were loath to leave. Helena De Sa Cardassi, a language student from Brasil, said: “We have Cocacaban Beach in Rio but I just love Brighton beach.” Who says comparisons are odious? There was more tragedy with news that restaurateur Gwynne Jones was found dead at his friend's Brighton flat in what appeared to be a suicide pact. A man has been arrested. And the city bade a fond farewell to Falmer High School as it closed to make way for a refit and reopening as Brighton Aldridge Community Academy in September. Finally, it's the first anniversary of the council's bra recycling scheme which has seen no fewer than 50,000 of the contraptions collected at banks around the city. To celebrate, members of the cast of Stepping Out at Theatre Royal Brighton formed a ‘chorus line’ to top up one of our bra recycling banks with their contributions. The bras are transported along with other clothing, to developing countries including Africa, Pakistan and Eastern Europe, where they will be repaired (if necessary) and sold on. A very uplifting story, one might say. How can we better protect cyclists on our roads?

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Dear Latest 7, I very recently undertook and completed the mammoth challenge of running 50 marathons in 50 days to help raise money for the local Marie Curie nursing service in Sussex. As part of my continued support for the charity, I am taking part in the very popular Great Forest Run 10K taking place in September. Set in Bedgebury National Forest on the Sussex/Kent border, the run takes you through some of the 350 acres of beautiful countryside. As well as the 10k, there is the 2k Family Fun Run which allows friends and families to take part and have fun, whilst still raising money for Marie Curie Cancer Care. I hope such an achievement may inspire more people to support this amazing charity and would like to invite your readers to join me by taking part in this amazing event. Every penny you raise through sponsorship will help more Marie Curie Nurses to provide free care for terminally ill people in their own homes in Sussex. For more information please visit www.mariecurie.org.uk/events or call 0870 0340 040. Best wishes, Hugh Williams Preece, by email www.hughwilliamspreece.com You can also write to: Letters, Latest Homes Ltd, Unit 1, Level 5 North, New England House, New England Street, Brighton BN1 4GH

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The positive impact the would not have their hopes voluntary sector has in the dashed, not least because city was starkly highlighted many of them have invested to me last weekend when I considerable amounts of their attended the official time and money already. opening of a new advice So I am pleased to say that centre in Portland Road we have managed to find the for rough sleepers and funding to protect these and homeless people. It is called other hugely important Project Antifreeze and is run projects in the city, including The new Off The Fence centre by the excellent charity, funding for HIV and autism Off The Fence. support services, as well as Voluntary groups like Off The Fence perform such extending free swimming for under 16s and over 60s a vital function in the city doing work which is often until the end of the summer. This has been an beyond the scope of statutory agencies such as the extremely challenging process and has at times Council. This is very much what David Cameron involved making value judgements about what means when he talks of the ‘Big Society’. We should spending to prioritise. However, we have been do everything we can to support them and this will working closely with the community and voluntary always be an overriding consideration for me in the sector and others to make sure that any negative months and years ahead when more tough budget impacts are minimised and I very much hope we decisions will inevitably need to be made. have managed to achieve this.


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BOOKINGS | COMPETITIONS | CHART 07 LAURA’S STAR

L7 Bookings On sale this week…

Pavilion Theatre, Brighton Dome, 13 November (11am and 2pm), £7–22 (family ticket), 01273 709709, www.brightondome.org Pied Piper’s acclaimed production brings to life the much-loved children's book with live music and puppetry.

WE ARE SCIENTISTS Audio, 27 August, £5, 01273 606906, www.audiobrighton.com Now supplemented by ex-Razorlight drummer Andy Burrows, one of new wave guitar pop’s most knowing duos introduce you to Barbara.

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Brighton Download Chart TOP 10 8 Latest 1 KontraPunkt – Shelter In The Fog 2 The Fooley Mantras – Our Time 3 Tenek – No Time For Fighting

AVENGED SEVENFOLD + STONE SOUR Brighton Centre, 7 November, £27.50, 08448471515, www.brightoncentre.co.uk Co-headline tour from two of America’s biggest rock-metal sellers. Slipknot’s Corey Taylor moonlights with Stone Sour and promises “the fans are going to lose their minds”.

4 Panos Christofi – In My Mind 5 Panos Christofi – Only The Night (World Remake) 6 Vortex Generator – Regenerate 7 Chaos Borne – I Will

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ON SALE 9AM FRIDAY 30 JULY: Brighton Centre, 18 November, £tbc, 0844 8471 515, www.brightoncentre.co.uk If you caught their Glastonbury headline you’ll know what to expect as Damon and co head out on their ‘Escape To Plastic Beach’ world tour.

9 Chaos Borne – Watching 10 Tenek – If I Should Fall After a spell lingering around the top five, the vaguely gothic stylings of Kontrapunkt finally (some might say deservedly) reach the top spot in the form of their Coilesque ‘Shelter In The Fog’, taking this week’s Number One spot. Swapping chart positions, last week’s Number One, mod-influenced indie rockers The Fooley Mantras’ ‘Our Time’, slides to two, while dark dance duo Tenek move up to three with ‘No Time For Fighting’. Meanwhile, pop singer-songwriter Christofi makes up the top five with his double header of ‘In My Mind’ and the ‘World Remake’ of ‘Only The Night’ at four and five.

GOLDFRAPP Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, 13 November, £22.50, 01273 709709, www.brightondome.org Alison Goldfrapp’s muse has led her from floaty folk to glam pop and back again... before settling somewhere in the middle. But that’s no reason not to commission some very splendid clothes.

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Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, 3 February 2011, £24.50/19.50, 01273 709709, www.brightondome.org The folk-rock legend whose guitar skills never fail to amaze tours following his successful curatorship of the Southbanks’ Meltdown festival.

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If You Do What You Always Do... 22 Panos Christofi

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State Of Mind 15 Chaos Borne amazing outdoor dance festival featuring Aphex Twin, Goldfrapp and Soulwax. We have 10 pairs of tickets to the first L.E.D Festival (27 and 28 August) in London’s Victoria Park up for grabs. Q What is the name of Leftfield’s debut album?

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Snap Shots Photographer Diana Frangi captures the faces and places that define our city. This week: dog portraitist Sara Abbott

I didn’t choose to paint dogs – I feel they chose me. I always paint the eyes first through a need to make contact with my subject, be they human or animal. What I strive to capture in my painting is that magic your dog brings into your life

Brighton-based animal artist Sara Abbott poses with one of her dog portraits. Now you can win an original oil canvas of your own pet with ‘Paws For A Portrait’, a competition organised with Abbott in tandem with TV celebrity Marc the Vet to raise money for the Dogs' Trust. The competition closes on August 15. Visit www.sara-abbott.com for more info, and you can also see examples of her work at VBites café by Hove Lagoon.

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Brighton glamour puss Katie Price launched a solo dance single last week. Katie debuted her new song, ‘Free To Love Again’, ‘live’ (well she turned up and danced!) on GMTV – much to the delight of magic act Penn and Teller who looked completely bemused by the whole thing. Katie was sporting a jacket allegedly made of human hair, plus a huge quiff which was almost as tall as her shoes. She was also surrounded by cross-dressing male dancers who performed at the blessing of her recent wedding to new hubby Alex Reid. The single, however, did not do as well as expected and only charted at number 60 in the weekend countdown. Katie was quoted as saying backstage that she was nervous and added: “I’m not a singer, this is just something that I’m doing for fun. It’s not like I’m worried about getting a chart position or SPOTTED! Number One, this is purely for fun. Whether Radio 1 DJ and David people like it or not, I’m doing it.” Hasselhoff super fan

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BRIGHTON’S GOT MAGIC TV presenter Stephen Mulhern has been busy singing Brighton’s praises. In a recent magazine interview the Britain’s Got More Talent host, whose new ITV1 primetime TV show Magic Numbers started a few weeks ago, says that he loves that his home in Brighton overlooks the sea. Stephen, who has lived here for a few years now, advises everyone that has the chance to live by the sea! We agree Stephen. We heart Brighton too.

Danny Young (Coronation Street)

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righton beach was the setting for a live ITV1 broadcast last Monday when This Morning popped its trademark sofa in the back of a van and made its first stop on a summer specials tour. Guest presenters Sam and Mark, plus ex-Big Brother housemate Alison Hammond, hosted the live coverage from in front of the Pier. The presenters were also joined by Christopher Biggins and Coronation Street star Danny Young, who recently took part in reality skating show, Dancing On Ice. The event, which was viewed by a shifting crowd throughout the two-hour live session, was also an opportunity for Brighton and Hove’s performers to gain a national platform. Brighton and Hove (Actually) Gay Men’s chorus performed a stirring rendition of Andy Williams’ ‘The Impossible Dream’. This Morning will be broadcasting live from popular UK resorts throughout the summer, and the timing of their Brighton visit could not have been more perfect. It coincided with the results of a new survey to find out which is the best place to live in the UK and guess who topped the pole? Yes that’s right, Brighton! (See p13 for details of the Brighton and Hove (Actually) Gay Men’s Chorus’ Pride performance)

Jo Brooks is director of Brighton-based PR company JBPR Ltd, 01273 622555, www.jb-pr.com Send celebrity spots, gossip and pictures to job@jb-pr.com

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Bare cheek Brian Mitchell & Joseph Nixon’s thoroughly scurrilous Brighton column

WHAT WAS THAT? which you speak, which was punishable by the death penalty until it was abolished in 1964, is, of course, ‘practising as a dentist without a licence’. Glad to have been of help and good luck with your campaign. Keep those letters flooding in! Mike X

you never knew 5facts about fantabulous Hove

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The world’s largest vegetarian scotch egg, weighing over nine tonnes and standing six metres tall, was baked in a speciallyconstructed oven in the grounds of Hangleton Manor in 1991. It tasted bloody terrible.

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Films to have enjoyed their world premieres in the old Granada Cinema, Portland Road, Hove, include Blair Witch 2: Book Of Shadows, Evan Almighty, Henry & June, Romy And Michele's High School Reunion, Jumanji, Dumb And Dumberer and Copland.

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Animals that are indigenous to Hove include the Woodcock, the African Elephant, and the Moomin.

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Denzel Washington was Mayor of Hove from 2002 to 2004. Public holidays peculiar to Hove include Toni Basil Day, Thank Crunchie It’s Friday Thursday, Embolism Night, Saint Gilbert O’Sullivan’s Day, and Robot Easter.

Margaret Wells, Hove Dear Margaret, Well, this has certainly been the most unusual request I've had for some time. Luckily it wasn't ‘murder’ to solve! The crime of

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Dear Mike, I have something of a strange request – it's not a film, TV show, or movie that I need help with remembering the name of, but a crime! Let me explain. I've recently been researching my family tree, and I've discovered that a distant cousin of mine was actually hanged in 1954. According to the scant information I've been able to unearth, he was executed for the unlawful killing of another human being with intent and malice of forethought. I'm pretty sure that there is a technical term for this crime, but I can't for the life of me remember what it is. Please help, as I've become convinced that this cousin was, in fact, innocent, and wish to start a campaign to clear his name. Thank you for your time.

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What we used to say An occasional series in which we struggle to remember the original, simple terms that have been abandoned in favour of ghastly, managerial Americanisms. WHAT WE SAY NOW: “24/7” US term, an abbreviation of the term ‘twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week’, which, despite the elision, still manages to be verbose. “I’ll be working 24/7 on this”, “we provide a state-of-the-art service 24/7”, “you can call me at this number 24/7”. WHAT WE USED TO SAY: “All hours”

Can’t remember the name of an obscure film, book, TV Show, or whatever? Ask Mike Hunter, the man with all the answers.

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Astral Angi

Astral says hang on, it’s a coalition

HARIES {Mar 21–Apr 20}

HCANCER {June 22–July 22}

HLIBRA {Sep 23–Oct 22}

HCAPRICORN {Dec 21–Jan 19}

Arians need to form a coalition with Capricorn. Not that I think you are compatible, far from it, but at least you could start a petting zoo if times get really tough.

Cancer will make an obvious coalition with Scorpio. SImply because you will look so, so good together. Imagine the logo, like some evil force from an episode of Thunderbirds.

Libras will be desperate to form a coalition with Gemini, and for the very best of reasons. Trust me when I say don’t bother, they will be far too busy arguing with themselves.

Capricorns, I have suggested, should form a partnership with Aries. If the petting zoo fails then go for the wool, Knitting is becoming terribly fashionable once again.

HTAURUS {Apr 21–May 21}

HLEO {July 23–Aug 22}

HSCORPIO {Oct 23–Nov 21}

HAQUARIUS {Jan 20–Feb 19}

Taureans need to form a coalition with Leo. What fun it will be to see you lot trying to come to terms with each other. Astral likes nothing more than watching two bullies thrashing it out.

Leo of course will assume the upper hand in a coalition with any sign but especially with Taurus, you are simply nimbler and will be able to ride the back of the old bull.

Scorpio’s coalition with Cancer could be the start of a whole new age of darkness. I really wish I hadn’t thought of this because now I am afraid, very, very afraid.

Aquarians and Pisceans seem natural bed-fellows and perfect partners in coalition but who will turn out to be the big fish in a little pond? Stay clear of the deep end I say.

HGEMINI {May 22–June 21}

HVIRGO {Aug 23–Sep 22}

HSAGITTARIUS {Nov 22–Dec 20}

HPISCES {Feb 20–Mar 20}

Geminis will be hell bent on trying to form a coalition with themselves. I for one simply haven’t the time or the patience to try to dissuade them from this foolhardy behaviour.

Virgos, in an act of self preservation, must bond with Sagittarius. There will be an obvious calm in your camp, a sense of peace and quiet, but sod all will actually get done.

Sagis and Virgos in their bond of coalition will form the party of innocence. Ha ha, who do you think you’re kidding? Innocence my astral foot, we all know the truth about you.

Pisceans will run rings around Aquarians which will be fun for us all to watch. I belive their cabinet meetings are held at Bardsley’s over a fish and chip dinner.

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it’s the end of the Iraq war and it sees us set up and court martialled and imprisoned for a crime we didn’t do – so, apart from a few changes, it’s the story that fans will know and love. The perfect boss: Liam Neeson as Colonel John ‘Hannibal’ Smith with Bradley Cooper as Lieutenant Templeton ‘Faceman’ Peck

Joining the A-list Star of The Hangover Bradley Cooper talks about buffing up and making buddies with screen legends for ultimate action flick The A-Team. Words: Glen Ferris ntil recently, Bradley Cooper was best known as a supporting actor with a few small parts in some high-profile gigs, such as Sex And The City, Yes Man and Wedding Crashers. But then The Hangover became a massive comedy hit in 2009 and he became an overnight sensation. Now he’s playing one quarter of those iconic soldiers of fortune known as The A-Team in the film version of the classic ’80s TV series – and relishing his first action role as the smooth-talking ladies man Templeton ‘Faceman’ Peck (aka Face).

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This is a movie that comes with the full weight of fan expectation. Do you think devotees of the original series will enjoy it? I think they will. They’ll especially enjoy the first part of the movie. It’s almost like an origin story for The A-Team: you learn the Hannibal and Face have a longer history than the first two guys but we then meet B.A Baracus and then Murdock, that’s pretty cool. In this story it’s not the Vietnam war, Bradley with Jessica Biel as Captain Charisa Sosa

“I found myself discovering bruises every time I came home and I still have a scar from the butt of the M4”

How did you find recreating one of the best-loved characters from ’80s television? I loved Face. When we looked at him, we wanted to create a sort of childlike enjoyment for what he did. He’s the guy you go to when you’re in a foreign place and you don’t know how to get anything. He always finds a way to get it, he’s sort of a con man. Joe [Carnahan, the director] wanted him to be the kind of guy you wanted to go into battle with; he loves his M4 machine gun and he loves what he does. He’s the one team member who loves being in The A-Team and just can’t get enough of it. A key component to the movie’s success is the group dynamic between The A-Team members. Did you all get along? Oh, absolutely. For a large part of the shoot, we were locked in the sardine can of a tank or a helicopter for up to 15 hours, so we benefited from the fact that we all got along. The four of us are so different, as the characters are, but we’re all good friends and that’s kind of wonderful.

The A-Team: Bradley Cooper, Sharlto Copley, Liam Neesonson and Quinton 'Rampage' John

The team’s leader in the movie is played by Liam Neeson, who takes over the role of Hannibal Smith from George Peppard. Does he have the right stuff to be a commander in real life? You know, it’s Liam Neeson, it’s Oskar Schindler, it’s Michael Collins, it’s the guy from The Mission... He’s a great guy to work with. What was funny was that Liam was the first person to be cast in The A-Team and that made people put their heads up and think about the kind of movie that Joe Carnahan wanted to make. Liam’s casting made things interesting and it was a massive draw for me.

In terms of preparation, it really looks like you worked out for the role. Was it a tough gig to gear up for? Well, there weren’t a plethora of action movies that were coming to me and I fought for this. There was a trainer, Conrad, who was training me for the movie and he came out to Vancouver. He provided me with a food regimen of 2,000 calories per day. It really didn’t matter where I was – hell travelled with me! As for the action on set, well, there was a scene that resulted in me tearing my hamstring. I found myself discovering new bruises every time I came home at night and I still have a scar from the butt of the M4. Epsom salts were my saviour on this movie. The A-Team is released on Wednesday 28 July, see p25 for local screening times. Glen Ferris is the managing editor of www.screenrush.co.uk


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Get set for Pride week Pride and this year’s parallel event the Gay Brighton Dance Weekend are nearly upon us. Start planning your party diary now... ild Fruit may controversially not be a part of Pride’s Preston Park event this year, but the vibe is overwhelmingly positive as Brighton gears up for its annual celebration of our famously colourful and diverse LGBT scene. One reason for this is that we can now look forward to two parallel events, with the famous club brand putting together the Gay Brighton Dance Weekend – a long weekend of parties to celebrate Pride and raise money for the voluntary sector (see listings opposite). But Pride, which this year has a theme of ‘Pride and (No) Prejudice’, ain’t just about partying. On the non-club calendar, look out for concerts by the splendidly named Brighton & Hove (Actually) Gay Men’s Chorus, whose Born Free event will be a tribute to some of the great Oscar-winning songs from

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movie history, including from Titanic, Gone With The Wind and even Henry V. Their show will be compered by Joanna Van Gyseghem, who recently played Camilla Parker Bowles in Channel Four’s The Queen. Elsewhere, Artfor Pride at Brighton Media Centre Gallery will be bringing 11 diverse local artists together for an exhibition spanning photography, sculpture, painting and digital art. Each artist has pledged to donate 50 per cent of any sales or commissions to Pride. The show runs from Saturday 31 July to 1 August, 11am-5pm daily, and you can visit www.artfor.co.uk for more information. Make sure you pick up your free copy of Latest 7 next Tuesday for your full guide to Pride week.

A WEEKEND OF WILD FRUIT FRIDAY 6 AUGUST Wild Fruit Pride Welcome Party The Brighton Pride celebrations start in style at Above Audio on Friday 6 August with a much anticipated Pride warm-up party in the swanky bar and sun terrace from 6pm. Featuring DJs Hollie and Kate Wildblood playing only the very best club anthems and pop classics leading on to an exclusive club session with London’s newest sensation ONYX from Area in the downstairs club until 3am with DJs Phil Marriot and Mike Mikalis playing that signature ONYX sound of sexy upfront house! >Audio, 6pm–3am, free (cover charge after 11pm) SATURDAY 7 AUGUST Wild Fruit Terrace Party Re-introducing the absolutely massive alfresco mirror-ball to the terrace! Plus over the top lasers and the best views of the city’s legendary firework spectacular on the pier. Since there is no Wild Fruit dance tent this year The Terrace Party starts from 3pm. Brighton’s favourite DJs, Neil Duffie, Jonny M, Kate Wildblood and Queen Jo, will be playing in the swishy bar and sun terrace under the palm trees. Including free BBQ (subject to weather). >Above Audio, 3pm–11pm, free entry before 7pm Queer Nation Post Brighton Pride Party One of the leading club nights in the UK (currently enjoying a sell-out monthly residency at Vauxhall superclub FIRE) hosts its third annual post-Pride party with soulful house music, disco and R’n’B from resident Queer Nation DJs Supadon and Marcus Rogers, plus DJ Big John. >JAN, 10pm–3am, £7 DTPM Two floors of great clubbing in the centre of all the Pride action, with DJs Guy Williams, Fat Tony, HiFi Sean and The House Husbands. >Audio, 10pm–5am, £15/13 Gaydar Presents Dance Nation Official party for Gay Brighton Dance weekend

bringing together some of the biggest UK club brands – Wild Fruit, Lovechild, Macho City and Tonker all under one roof, plus performance artists, pyrotechnics, Latino strippers, a live PA from vocal diva Krysten Cummings and hosts Chrissy Darling and Twiggy. > TRU, 10pm-late, £15/13 SUNDAY 8 AUGUST Beyond ‘Fruit’ Two fantastic party brands come together especially for this one-off Pride afterhours special. Party ‘til the early morning with Brighton’s Wild Fruit and London’s Beyond, featuring DJ Mikey D and Backroom Boys. > Honeyclub, 4am–late, £15/13 Sunday Sundae Mirror Ball Double Floor Special A double helping of Brighton’s famous Sunday Sundae party especially for the Pride weekend, with DJs Kate Wildblood, Jeffrey Hinton, Chris Barker, Mike Mikalis and special guest Monsieur Dimanche. > Audio, 3pm-11pm, £10 Wild Fruit: Kings And Queens Get your regal finery on for the unofficial Pride finale, which promises a right royal party at the 3000 capacity Oceana. Featuring Wild Fruit in the main room, Bears Log Cabin, the Deep Bar & Tahiti Bar, Studio 54 and the sumptuous red velvet drag cabaret boudoir. With Wild Fruit hostesses Dolly Rocket, Chrissy Darling and Twiggy. At least £1 per head goes to the rainbow community fund. >Oceana, 10pm–3am, £10 MONDAY 9 AUGUST Rebel Afterhours The culmination and late, late finale to a fantastically packed Pride weekend of parties as Rebel takes its infamous and unique brand of afterhours madness to one of the city’s coolest venues. DJs Paul Heron, Jonny M, Lee Harris will all be on hand to make sure you get a big dose of Rebel party medicine right through to 8am in time for a beach-front sunrise. >Digital, 3am–8am, £7 For the latest listings information go to www.aeonevents.co.uk or join the Facebook group wild fruit uk.


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HOTLIST The Chilli Pickle

L7 Hotlist Eateries and bars catering for all tastes. For more dining options visit www.thelatest.co.uk American Rock & Roller Enjoy fabulous American-inspired food – including mammoth home-made burgers (beef, chicken and vegetarian), locally smoked ribs and sizzling steaks – at Rock & Roller. Upstairs you’ll find an entire floor dedicated to pool, with five tables to choose from. Join the Pool Loyalty Scheme – play nine hours and get a tenth hour free. Rock & Roller, 95 Western Rd, Brighton, BN1 2LB, 01273 710014, www.rock8roller.co.uk

British & modern European Bardsley’s Probably Brighton’s most popular fish and chip shop and restaurant with a large loyal clientele. Traditional and family-run with favourites and excellent daily fish specials. Open for lunch and dinner Tuesday to Saturday, it’s also a great party venue. There are massive fish platters and seasonal seafood, plus vegetarian choices. 22–23a Baker Street, Brighton, BN1 4JN, 01273 681256

The Gallery An independent British restaurant in the heart of Brighton’s Lanes, The Gallery prides itself in serving the very best fresh, locally sourced and seasonal menu. Head chef Mosa Jobi joined the team in 2007 from the Dorchester Mayfair Hotel in London. The Gallery restaurant offers a warm environment to celebrate any occasion. 28 East Street, Brighton, BN1 1HL, 01273 773327

The Restaurant At Drakes Nestled inside Brighton’s finest designer hotel – the perfect setting for intimate dinners or private parties. Winner of two coveted AA Rosettes, Drakes offers exquisite cuisine with the highest quality seasonal ingredients. 2-course menu for £28; 3 courses for £36. 5-course chef’s menu £50. Private dining room for up to 12 people. 43–44 Marine Parade, Brighton, BN2 1PE, 01273 696934, www.drakesofbrighton.com

Chinese Gars Restaurant This old Brighton favourite offers an exciting menu with some great new ideas and a wholly different experience in terms of style and

presentation. Smart service, beautiful interiors and a chic atmosphere make this one of the city’s top places to be seen. Start downstairs at the bar. Eat from £10. 19 Prince Albert Street, Brighton 01273 321321, www.gars.co.uk

French Cocoa Patisserie Cocoa is an authentic French patisserie near Brighton Station. Everything is homemade on the premises each morning with the finest ingredients. A selection of pastries, cakes, tarts, biscuits, jams, ice creams, sandwiches, quiches, toasties and salads to eat in or take away. Beautiful cakes made to order. 48 Queens Road, Brighton, BN1 3XB, 01273 777412

New Steine Bistro This cosy French bistro with regular art exhibitions is the perfect setting to enjoy homemade French food using local produce as much as possible. Their reasonably priced menu starts at £12.50 for 2 courses, £14.50 for 3, Sunday to Thursday; and £16.50 for 2 courses, £18.50 for 3 on Friday and Saturday. A la carte menu available. Open 6pm. 10/11 New Steine, Brighton, BN2 1PB, 01273 681546/695415 www.newsteinehotel.com/restaurant.asp

L’Église Traditional French restaurant offering classic cuisine for contemporary tastes. A la carte menu Tuesday to Sunday with daily specials. Locally sourced produce including freshly caught fish, and an Anglo-French cheeseboard. Enjoy the south-facing terrace with the twocourse lunch menu, Tuesday–Saturday, 12–6pm at £9.95 or relax on a Sunday with a delicious French roast. 196 Church Road, Hove, 01273 220868, www.legliserestaurant.co.uk

Indian Chaula’s Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. Also a wide variety of vegetarian, vegan and gluten and wheat-free dishes. Buffet available 11am–3pm Mon–Sat. Eastgate House, 6 Eastgate Street, Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk

Winner of two AA Rosette awards, The Chilli Pickle is an Indian bistro in the heart of the North Lanes. The food is regional Indian cuisine executed at the highest level. Lunch is packed full of Indian street food as well as a good selection of Thalis, Kathi Kebabs and the ever popular Masala Dosa. Sumptuous feasts at dinner include the national award-winning Oxtail Madras. Belgian Beers, Original IPA, luxury loose teas and a well thought out wine list also feature. 42 Meeting House Lane, Brighton, 01273 323824, www.thechillipicklebistro.co.uk

Elizabethan Cottage Tandoori Established in 1987 and set in a 16th century building, Elizabethan Cottage Tandoori carefully blends Bangladeshi & Indian influences, creating great food and an atmosphere with a difference. It’s not just a meal, but an experience. 130–136 Old London Road, Patcham, Brighton, BN1 8YA, 01273 507075

Italian Donatello Flagship venue of this local family-run business serving excellent value Italian food in stylish surroundings. Brilliant-value meal deals on blackboards outside – two courses £6.95, three £8.95 – as well as à la carte. The haunt of celebs in season from soap stars to politicos. Fun, friendly and fabulous value. Brighton Place, Brighton BN1 1HJ, 01273 775477, www.donatello.co.uk

Fat Leo The budget branch of the Donatello stable but you’d be hard-pressed to see why. Quality family dining in the Italian mould but a little less expensive. Popular with students and young families, with trendy interiors, and a menu with the signature set-price boards proclaiming any two courses £5.95, and three at £7.95. 16–17 Market Street, Brighton BN1 1HH, 01273 325135, www.fatleo.co.uk

Japanese Moshi Moshi Is there a better and cooler place to eat Japanese in Brighton? We don’t think so, and neither do Moshi Moshi’s ever-growing fan base. Their sushi is fantastic, the service great, and they’ve won a brace of awards for their work in fish conservation. If you’re not yet a Moshi member, you’re missing out: their 50% off on Moshi Mondays are a phenomenom. Opticon, Bartholomew Square, Brighton, BN1 1JS, 01273 719195, www.moshibrighton.couk

Thai Sabai Thai Gastrobar Sabai transports you to the beach bars of Samui or the contemporary restaurants of Bangkok. With its cosy Thai cushions nestled up on a raised platform, enjoy a 2-for-1 cocktail or dishes in the afternoon from just £4.95. With an acoustic guitarist on Wednesdays and Sundays. 165–169 Princes House, Princes Place, North St, Brighton, 01273 773030, www.sabaibrighton.co.uk

Check out Andrew Kay’s comprehensive Brighton, Hove and Sussex Food & Drink directory online at www.thelatest.co.uk

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WAVE WORLD Health and beauty news and reviews A CAREER IN NUTRITIONAL THERAPY

Contemplating a career change? When we step back and realise health and happiness should be top priority (yes, over wealth and job title), the next step is having the courage to make the change and do something for you. Aspiring nutritional therapists can train locally with The College of Naturopathic Medicine (CNM) and become a naturopathic nutritional therapist by studying part time at weekends. Most people who join the course are looking for a rewarding career that not only allows them to work flexible hours, but gives them the knowledge and power to help improve their own health and that of others. Naturopathy is based on the premise that the body can begin to heal itself naturally if you give it the right conditions. Find out more about the course by attending CNM’s next Open Evening in Brighton. To book your place for their next open evening or for more details of CNM’s courses, which include a full range of diploma courses, post graduate courses and short courses in other natural therapies, call 01342 410505, visit www.naturopathy uk.com or see p18.

SUMMER READS

You’ve gotta love summer. Lazy days in the park; sunny days on the beach; long flights to exotic climes abroad... for all of which you will need a hot summer essential: a new book. Packed in our travel bags ready for the beach is The Eloquence Of Desire, a captivating and romantic new read from local author Amanda Sington-Williams. Set in the 1950s, it explores conflicts in family relationships caused by obsessive love, the lost innocence of childhood and the terror of the Communist insurgency in Malaya. The author will be signing copies of the book in Waterstones, North Street on Saturday 18 September from 11am–6pm. We have three copies of The Eloquence Of Desire to give away. To be in with a chance of winning just tell us: In what decade is the book set? Email your answer to competitions@thelatest.co.uk with ‘Eloquence Of Desire’ in the subject box. Alternatively, write to us at the address at the front of the magazine. Closing date for entries: 10 August.

MAKE-UP ESSENTIALS

The beauty products catching our eye this month are from gorgeous brand Pixi, which has now launched at Boots’ North Street store. Created by Swedish make-up artist Petra Strand, Pixi is all about enhanced natural beauty – think pastel eyeshadows, peachy blush and lid pink-tinted lip wear, all for a more natural and radiant complexion. The Pixi Wake-Up Kit features the bestsellers for the eyes, lips and cheeks. These flatter every skin tone and complexion. Find Pixi products at Boots, North Street, Brighton.

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Re-launched local brand Borealis Organic Skincare is the natural way to nurture skin ooking for local organic and natural skincare hand-blended in Brighton? Look no further. Founded over 20 years ago in the Isle Of Skye, Scotland, Borealis Organics Skincare is a small artisan company that has relocated to the South Downs. Borealis has re-launched with a range of new products, at the same time keeping some old favourites such as the ever popular Triple H Herbal Hand Balm. All the Borealis formulations not only help protect and heal your skin, but a small amount goes a long way. They smell fantastic and have active ingredients to minimise skin damage and protect the largest organ in your body... the skin! All formulations have been tested independently by a UK registered cosmetic chemist.

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“Borealis products are hand blended in East Sussex and are not loaded with preservatives that can cause skin irritations” Unlike most of the larger commercial producers, all Borealis formulations are hand blended in small batches in East Sussex either daily or weekly and are not loaded with preservatives that extend shelf life and can cause skin irritations. All ingredients are 100 per cent natural and organic, including local Sussex honey, beeswax and lavender. The Borealis Organics Skincare range includes Wild Rose Night Cream, Lime & Ginger Men’s Facial Scrub, Neroli and Chamomile Facial Serum, Décolletage Serum, and even Chocolate and Chilli Lip Balm. Borealis offers a range of formulations suitable for all skin BOREALIS ORGANIC types for women and men. Visit their SKIN CARE PRODUCTS: website www.borealisorganics.com and receive 10 per cent off your first order _ Ingredients not when quoting WAVE in the coupon code tested on animals by 31st August 2010. Alternatively, if you aren’t an IT buff, telephone 01273 _ No animal derivatives 306042 and human beings will be used – (except for silk happy to help you with any queries. and beeswax) which are Borealis also offers fantastic natural animal by-products. natural face lift massages using Borealis Organics products in a course _ Suitable for vegetarians of treatments available from Amanda Hawes in Brighton. Contact Amanda on _ No parabens 07801 421 050 for more information. No mineral or sulphonated _ Look out for Borealis’ upcoming oils which can block the workshops on how to make your performance of pure own balms and creams in Costa de La Luz, Spain, and in Brighton. essential oils. Group enquiries are welcome, _ No Sodium Lauryl and these classes are great for Sulphate (SLS) alternative team-building activities. Borealis Organic Skincare, 01273 _ No Petrolatum or 306042, www.borealisorganics.com Propylene Glycol _ No synthetic colours or fragrance


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Zara Baker reaps the benefits of a deep tissue massage at Revitalise

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haven for fitness and wellbeing classes, Revitalise in Hove is also a therapy centre offering fantastic and beneficial treatments. The treatment room is where I meet holistic therapist Alicja Bodnar Micht. I’m here to find out more about deep tissue massage – a form of massage I’ve heard of but never experienced. Alicja is trained in all forms of massage including pregnancy massage, hot stone and aromatherapy. She also does hopi ear candling (which I’m determined to find out more about on a later visit), and Reiki and reflexology – both wonderful healing treatments. On a visit to a spa, a relaxing massage is normally the first treatment I opt for. I always thought deep tissue massage was reserved for athletes – or at least for those who put their bodies through more physical stress and exertion than myself. But the truth, as I discovered, is that deep tissue massage can benefit the average desk-seated Joe. Myself included. Strain on my muscles from walking around, carrying a handbag on my shoulder, sleeping awkwardly and hovering my hand over a computer mouse (yes, really) all takes a toll. As the name suggests, a deep tissue massage is more intense than “The therapist’s a Swedish massage as the deeper layers of muscle tissue are focused movements are on. This makes it an ideal remedial treatment as it stimulates circulation stronger and slower in areas of pain as toxins are released from the muscles. Muscle when giving a deep tissue is loosened and scar tissue is broken up. Specific areas of the body tissue massage” can be focused on such as the neck, lower back or legs, but a general allover massage is also a wonderful choice. This form of massage is not for everyone as there can be mild discomfort as tight muscles are worked on. However, as after a workout session, a day or two later you feel fantastic. Alicja talks through my needs, as she would with any client, and once we’ve established a general all-over massage encompassing some stretches, we begin. The therapist’s movements are stronger and slower when giving a deep tissue massage. Alicja uses deep finger pressure, her elbows and her palms to release tension in my body. At any time, I can say if the pressure is too great or small, so there is never a fear of putting up with an uncomfortable sensation. This didn’t feel uncomfortable at all. It took a few minutes to adjust to the sensation of slow and deep pressure being applied to aching areas, in particular my right shoulder that bears the weight of my bag every day, but it was completely invigorating. Alicja previews a faster massage on my arms which some clients may choose, but the slower and more relaxed route is for me. This, combined with stretches to the arms and legs, left me feeling tired and relaxed. Unlike the massages I’ve had before, not only did I feel relaxed, but my muscles felt conditioned and healed. My shoulders felt more at ease, my hands, arms and feet had been coaxed into stretching and relaxing, and I was more aware of my posture. For those with a specific area to treat, deep tissue massage is ideal weekly or fortnightly. For general wellbeing, a treat once a month will restore muscles to a relaxed state. After experiencing deep tissue, I’m wondering how I will go back to a gentle massage again. Reader offer: Alicja is offering Latest 7 readers £10 off deep tissue massage at Revitalise, with an hour session costing just £30 (usual price £40). Revitalise, 86 Church Road, Hove, 01273 738389, www.revitalise-u.co.uk


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Summer fruits Latest 7 puts summer’s juiciest fruity products for hair and body to the test

1 ORIGINS FLORIDA GRAPEFRUIT & FRESH PEPPERMINT NO DEPOSIT SHAMPOO £10 from www.origins.co.uk Subtle and fresh citrus tones lift this great shampoo and will get you compliments for soft and sweetsmelling hair. Plus packaging to complement stylish bathrooms.

4 LUSH HAPPY HIPPY MELLOW YELLOW HAIR & BODY GEL WITH FRESHLY SQUEEZED GRAPEFRUITS £2.80, from Lush stores nationwide, www.lush.co.uk A great, refreshing multi-purpose product zinging with fresh grapefruit notes. Light, refreshing and brilliant for holidays.

2 ESTEE LAUDER PLEASURES EXOTIC EAU DE PARFUM £32–63 from larger Boots stores, Debenhams and www.esteelauder.co.uk When first sprayed, this smells of freshly cut grapefruit, which gradually wears off leaving a fresh summery scent which isn’t too sweet or overpowering, although by mid afternoon another spritz was needed.

5 CANDY ADDICTED GRAPEFRUIT TUTTI COLOUR ENHANCING SHAMPOO £3.83 from www.candyaddicted.co.uk Fun, bright, and it smells absolutely delicious! This left my hair cleansed and my highlights bright. The only ‘downside’ was the product was slow to dispense from the bottle (so we don’t guzzle it down as a drink by mistake?!). Tutti-fruity heaven.

3 THE BODY SHOP BANANA SHAMPOO & CONDITIONER £3.99 from The Body Shop stores nationwide and www.thebodyshop.co.uk Very much the smell, colour and consistency of mulched bananas, but this duo left my hair squeaky clean and feeling summer fruity.

6 TISSERAND VITAMIN RICH BODY LOTION £8.75, from Waitrose stores nationwide and www.tisserand.com Sweet orange, jasmine and mango butter make this rich body butter gorgeously moisturising. The pumpaction is practical and easy to use and the citrus-floral scent is divine.

7 ESTEE LAUDER PLEASURES INTENSE BODY LOTION £30 from larger Boots stores, Debenhams and www.esteelauder.co.uk This non-greasy lotion is light and easily absorbed leaving the skin silky soft. The gentle perfume added a lasting fragrance that wasn’t overpowering. 8 TISSERAND REFRESHING PURE VEGETABLE SOAP £3.70 from Waitrose stores nationwide and www.tisserand.com Soft, nourishing and subtly citrus, this creamy, moisturising and invigorating organic soap is packed with ethically-harvested oils. 9 ORGANIC SURGE PEACH PASSION SHOWER GEL £3.99 from Waitrose stores nationwide and www.organicsurge.com This lathered up really well and left my skin feeling extremely soft, and I only needed a small amount making it great value. Unfortunately there was a lack of peach scent, so it wasn’t as ‘passionate’ as hoped. 10 EO CITRUS FUSION PURIFYING SHOWER GEL £12.99 from www.eoproducts.com A fusion of grapefruit and pineapple extracts with lemon, mandarin and orange essential oils. A brilliant ‘wake up’ shower gel with a zingy minty edge. Low on lather but high on natural citrus fragrance, and in a discrete, bathroom blue easy-touse dispenser.

11 ORIGINS GLOOMAWAY GRAPEFRUIT BODY MIST £18 from www.origins.co.uk A quick spritz should wake you up in the morning, with a sharp citric aroma avoiding that overly sweet pitfall many fruit scents fall into. 12 THE BODY SHOP BORN LIPPY SATSUMA LIP BALM £2 from The Body Shop stores nationwide and www.thebodyshop.co.uk If you like your lip care fruity then this sweet-smelling lip quencher is a winner. Moisturises with a touch of gloss and a hint of a shimmer. 13 LUSH SUMMER PUDDING SOAP £2.95, from Lush stores nationwide, www.lush.co.uk Glace cherries and ground almonds give this soap the authentic look of a summer pudding: a strange concept, but full marks for effort. This didn’t lather as I would like, and I was unsure of the smell of the product as a solid block of soap, but the gentle fragrance it left on the skin was delicate and pleasant. Also try: Anatomicals Whole Lotta Shakin’ Goin’ On Grapefruit And Mandarin Hand Soap, £3.25, www.anatomicals.net Naturals Mango & Papaya Bath Essence, £2.39, Superdrug Original Source Pure Lime Shower Gel, £2.05, www.originalsource.co.uk Product research: Grace jackson follow me on twitter

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Dear Jacquie Your health queries answered with Jacquie Lane from the College of Naturopathic Medicine I’m trying for a baby with no luck so far. Can nutrition help? TF, Brighton

You bet! Detoxifying your system and giving it a nutrient boost can increase your chance of conceiving. Eat organic food to reduce your exposure to hormones and pesticides. To reduce exposure to xenoestrogens (man-made compounds that can mimic the effects of oestrogen), don’t eat foods wrapped in plastic cling film, and drink water out of glass bottles rather than plastic. Do not buy bagged salad due to possible toxins/bacteria enclosed. Cut out smoking and microwaved food. Cut out caffeine and tannin and drink more herbal teas. Fresh ginger and/or lemon with hot water all help the liver eliminate toxins. Boost your nutrient intake and aid bowel elimination by eating a rainbow assortment of five to seven portions in total of vegetables and fruit daily to get a good intake of health protecting compounds. Include protein and complex carbohydrates at each meal and eat a variety of whole grains: brown rice, quinoa, whole wheat, rye, and spelt,

in breads or pasta. Essential fatty acids are vital to regulate hormones. Eat oily fish three times a week, including salmon, mackerel, and herrings, but not tuna due to potential mercury content. Incorporate seeds into your daily diet such as flax, pumpkin, sunflower, sesame; use them in salads, or grind and add to porridge, or use cold pressed oils in salad dressings. Vitamin E should be plentiful in your diet and can be found in cold pressed vegetable oils, wheat germ, sunflower and sesame seeds, and sardines. Fresh ginger root and some seeds are good sources of zinc which is also required. For supplements focus on essential fatty acids: Omega 3 (EPA & DHA) 1000mg/day, and a good quality pregnancy multi-vitamin and mineral supplement. Opt for a probiotic which includes at least eight billion probiotic cultures to help the body dispose of unwanted excess hormones. Don’t overlook your general lifestyle: yoga and walking are great for metabolism and stress reduction. If you have a general health query that you would like to raise here you can email Jacquie at healthqueriesforWave@naturopathy -uk.com. Please note that Jacquie cannot enter into individual correspondence unless your query is chosen for publication.

Jacquie Lane is a lecturer at the College of Naturopathic Medicine (CNM) and the Director of Studies at CNM in Brighton. Jacquie also runs her own nutrition clinic in Brighton and manages a biological testing lab specialising in digestive issues.

CNM open evening If you would like to train to become a nutritional therapist, please call to book your place at CNM’s next open evening in Brighton. 01342 410505, www.naturopathy-uk.com


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Terrified at the thought of jetting off for your holiday? Hypnotherapy & NLP can help

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ear of flying is a phobia that affects one in five of us. While the majority of us can’t wait to jet off to more exotic climes, a lot of people will turn white at the thought of just entering the airport. “A phobia is often thought of as an irrational fear, often triggered by a past event, and this needs to be addressed in order for the person to move beyond it,” says NLP practitioner Jonathan Conway. “A combination of hypnotherapy and NLP [Neuro Linguistic Programming] based techniques would be useful in helping a person prepare for a successful flight and a good holiday experience.” A phobia is a learned response, meaning it can be overcome. Don’t just accept it as being ‘how you are.’ Many fearful flyers will actually fly – perhaps with the aid or alcohol or medication; a fear isn’t going to stop many of us escaping for a week of beach

relaxation or city sightseeing. For others, an over-powering fear makes air travel impossible. They will feel anxious when they’re on a plane and may suffer from anxiety, hyperventilation or panic attacks. “An NLP phobia cure, which is often done in conjunction with hypnosis, takes the person back to the original cause of the phobia,” continues Jonathan. “This helps them to make a change in the way that information is coded at an unconscious level.” It can also be helpful to learn self hypnosis or practise breathing methods and relaxation. Try not to miss out on seeing the world because of fear. Phobias can be dissolved and, if it’s unknown tropical bugs or snakes that put you off taking the holiday of a lifetime, then NLP and hypnosis can tackle that too. Jonathan Conway: 01273 540425 / 07956 855027, www.jonathanconway.co.uk

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Toot toot! Chitty Chitty Bang Bang we love you, sings Andrew Kay as the hit show flies into Eastbourne

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he concept of the stage musical is a rapidly changing thing. Where once upon a time a show would start on stage and, if successful, make a transfer to the silver screen, now they are likely to have started life as film and make the reverse journey. Some even start life on screen without songs and in the transfer have them added. There are some notable major film musicals that have done this: Grease, Fame, and even Seven Brides For Seven Brothers started life as a Hollywood screen musical. Most of them make a good transition too, although one or two fall flat. There are also those screen musicals that seemed destined to never make to to the stage. That was until a few years ago when producer Michael Rose set about putting Chitty Chitty Bang Bang on stage. It was a big ask. The songs are good and the story is excellent, who would expect less from Roald Dahl? But the big question though would be could they make Chitty Chitty Bang Bang fly? Not just the show, the actual iconic car. Rose and his team invested hard in the production and in the technology. The car’s ability to fly was going to be key to the show’s success. When it opened in London at the Palladium, it was to universal acclaim. Audiences and critics alike were thrilled and Chitty flew, if not like a bird, like a flying car. The effect was impressive with the boat-like vehicle soaring out above the stalls, dipping and turning as it did. The show ran for four years in the West End before embarking on a national tour and now it is flying into Eastbourne’s Congress Theatre. The scale of the production

> Tuesday 27 July to Monday 2 August > means the show has only been touring large-scale venues around the UK and will be in Eastbourne for three weeks only. With a cast, orchestra and crew of 100, including ten dogs, sensational sets and stunning special effects, the action-packed adventure is the story of the flying car, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. Everyone will love singing along to Chitty’s songs, which include ‘Toot Sweets’, ‘Truly Scrumptious’ and the Oscar nominated title song ‘Chitty Chitty Bang Bang’. The Congress Theatre also has an extra special treat for those who come along, as the foyer has recently become home to the GEN II car that was used in the Broadway production of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang – a real piece of theatre history. GEN II was shipped over from America and has been sat in a warehouse in Manchester since it arrived two years ago. This is the first time GEN II has been on display in the UK but the car will only be in Eastbourne until the show leaves in September, so this is your chance to admire a magical mechanical wonder, before it flies away! Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Congress Theatre, Eastbourne, Wednesday 18 August – Saturday 4 September. Monday 7pm, Tuesday–Saturday, 7.30pm. Thursday and Saturday Matinees, 2.30pm. £15.50–£38.50, 01323 412000, www.eastbournetheatres.co.uk.

Stagelistings > Tuesday 27 July to Monday 2 August > THE BRUNSWICK, HOVE 01273 733984 www.brunswickpub.co.uk Bite-Size Theatre Award-winning comedy, drama and eccentricity in sets of 10minute plays from around the world. Edinburgh preview. >28 July, 8pm, £8/£7 CHICHESTER FESTIVAL THEATRE, 01243 781312 www.cft.org.uk 42nd Street Classic American musical combines high octane choreography and show-stopping numbers. >Until 28 August, 7.30pm, 2pm matinee Sat, £10–£37. IN REP WITH: Pygmalion Bernard Shaw’s provocative drama with Henry Higgins transforming Eliza Doolittle into a society lady. >Until 27 August, 7.30pm, 2pm matinee Sat, £10–£37

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CHICHESTER FESTIVAL THEATRE, MINERVA 01243 781312 www.cft.org.uk The Critic/The Real Inspector Hound Richard Brinsley Sheridan and Tom Stoppard: two playwrights, two centuries apart, both renowned for their wit, are brought together in a double bill. >Until 28 August, 7.45pm, 2pm matinee Sat, £27.50

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HIGHDOWN GARDEBNS,WORTHING 01903 206206 www.worthingtheatres.co.uk Twelfth Night Rainbow Shakespeare present the classic Shakespeare comedy. >27July–1 August, 7.30pm, 2pm matinee Sat & Sun, £15, under 16s £8, family ticket £40

THEATRE ROYAL BRIGHTON 08448 717650 www.theambassadors.com/theatreroyal Bedroom Farce Peter Hall’s production of Alan Ayckbourn’s Bedroom Farce, starring Juliet Mills and Maxwell Caulfield. >26–31 July, 7.45pm, 2.30pm matinee Thur and Sat, £13–£28

NIGHTINGALE THEATRE, BRIGHTON 01273 702563 www.nightingaletheatre.co.uk Mussolini – A One Man Political Farce Set in 1920s Italy when Mussolini had the answers to the country’s ills. Comedy, directed by Paul Hodson. Edinburgh preview. >27 & 28 July, 7.30pm, £6.50

UPSTAIRS AT THREE AND TEN, BRIGHTON 07800 983 290 www.otherplaceproductions.co.uk The Golden Lizard Floyd Vernon, rogue naturalist, is missing. Written and performed by Henry Paker & Mike Wozniak. >27 July, 8pm, £6/£5

The Ragged Trousered Philanthropists Howard Brenton's adaptation of Robert Tressell’s classic novel about working men in Edwardian England. >Until 26 August, 7.45pm, 2pm matinee Sat, £21.50–£27.50

Against the Odds One-woman show, cowritten by performer Jade Blue and director George Dillon. Edinburgh preview. >29 & 30 July, 6pm, £6.50/£5

EASTBOURNE: DEVONSHIRE PARK THEATRE 01323 412000 www.eastbournetheatres.co.uk Oklahoma! Marti Webb stars in the Rodgers and Hammerstein musical. >3–7 August, 7.30pm, 2.30pm matinee Thur and Sat, £14.50–£28.50

The Man Who Was Hamlet Awardwinning performer George Dillon tells the comical, and tragic story of the 17th Earl of Oxford, a candidate for the authorship of the works of Shakespeare. Edinburgh preview. >29 & 30, Julyº, 7.30pm, £6.50/£5

Katy And Rach Make Stuff Up Spontaneous, improvised theatre. >28 July, 8pm, £7/£5 WEALD AND DOWNLAND OPEN AIR MUSEUM www.cft.org.uk The Firework-Maker’s Daughter Philip Pullman’s magical story of Lila, who longs to become a firework-maker. Presented by Chichester Festival Youth Theatre in the grounds of the Weald and Downland Open Air Museum. >30 July–12 August, 7.15pm, £15/£7.50


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> send your music listings to music@thelatest.co.uk Musichighlights Gomez singer and guitarist Ben Ottewell lives around these parts and once in a while he likes to sit on a chair and strum an acoustic. His voice still has that engrossing growl, and of course he has a big repertoire of classic Gomez material to draw upon as well as lesser known compositions. Support comes from friends The Robot Heart, all harmonies and cold blasts of folk-pop that have seen them being called the Icelandic Beach Boys. No girls, surf and cars here, though – just expressions of deep sorrow. Wednesday 28 July, Brighton Ballroom

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The Godfather of electro pop has exerted a profound influence on today’s musical landscape. And nearly thirty years after the release of his groundbreaking album, Gary Numan returns to his roots, incorporating early classics back into his set while creating a medley of unforgettable nostalgic tunes such as ‘Cars’ and ‘Complex’. Thursday 29 July, Concorde 2

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With Jeff Hemmings

PERFECT COMPOSURE With a First Class music degree and a ‘Roxanne’ cover impressing YouTube, Ayanna Witter-Johnson is an artist of note

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One-day festival in the heart of Brighton organised by Shhh, Simple Folk radio and Meat Peter of The Fence Collective, featuring Joe Gideon & The Shark, Love.Stop.Repeat, Lianne Hall, Jane Bartholomew, men Diamler, Woodpecker Wooliams, The Buzzards, The Vague Gyratory and Becky Becky Parentheses. Expect lots of obsure instrumentation, twisted folk and light pop loveliness. Saturday 31 July, West Hill Hall

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Sixth episode of the popular Ska Bar, this time with the nine-piece ska and reggae Newtown Kings headlining. Support comes from soulful skanskers Usual Suspects and The Last Laugh. The first 50 through the door also get a goodie bag containing CDs, badges and more. Thurdsay 29 July, Latest Music Bar

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Reggae legends who were big news back in the ‘90s, culminating in number one album Tease Me. The video for the single of the same name is a piece of work – a semi-comic masterpiece filled to the rafters with booty... Friday 30 July, Concorde 2

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ou probably haven’t heard of Ayanna WitterJohnson, but this unique, captivating and talented young composer, song-writer, vocalist, cellist and pianist has been making fast inroads. Despite being only 25, she has already worked with many leading musicians and producers including Courtney Pine, 4Hero, Dan Zanes, Robert Mitchell, Soul II Soul’s Riz MC, the Reggae Philharmonic Orchestra, Gwyneth Herbert and beat poet Michael Horovitz. She began playing the piano at an early age, later taking up the cello during her teenage years, and graduated with First Class Honours from Trinity College of Music. “There was a point when I was about nine or 10 when I wanted to let it go,” she says. “My Mum said, ‘I don’t think so’, and that was that! Of course, I’m very grateful for that now.” Ayanna has recently worked with acclaimed composer and saxophonist Jason Yarde as a vocalist, cellist and pianist in his B-Trade ensemble alongside Julian Siegel, Seb Rochford and Neil Charles. She was assistant orchestrator on the landmark Urban Classic project, which brought together leading UK Grime artists and the BBC Concert Orchestra. And more recently she worked with Jason on Belief! – a project featuring legendary South African trumpeter and vocalist Hugh Masekela with the London Symphony Orchestra. “I’m a classically trained pianist, and the jazz

came about when I went to Trinity, but after I graduated I wasn’t really sure what to do,” she says. “I had a regular gig in a restaurant, and I had to take my big keyboard there all the time. It was beginning to be too much to do so one night I took my cello instead and started improvising, just my voice and the cello, just jamming in the background!” Ayanna describes her music as “jazz influenced, groove based soul with blues and classical sensibilities.” It is however her version of The Police’s ‘Roxanne’ that has helped her reach the mainstream. “That has opened up a lot of opportunities, especially the YouTube version. I saw Sting play in New York and met him the next day. I gave him my version but I haven’t heard back from him... I Listen to less contemporary music than I used to, I’m more into people like Charles Mingus, Stevie Wonder and Nina Simone, and classical composers like Bach and [20th century composer] Berio.��� Ayanna is in the middle of a Masters in Classical Composition at the Manhattan School of Music, for which she received a scholarship, and after this tour she will be writing her orchestral degree piece. “I really enjoy studying, but after this I think I might have a break from it!” Ayanna (with Robert Mitchell and Fraser Fifield), Latest Music Bar, 4 August

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We love our beach and Brighton is full of great parks but we are also lucky to be surrounded by some stunning countryside. The Council's own Park Rangers have organised their popular Evening Bus Walks once again this summer to demonstrate some of the great walks which can be reached easily by public transport. Just buy a Saver ticket for the bus and arrive at the Churchill Square bus stop listed below at 6pm, where you will be met by a Park Ranger. After a short bus ride, they’ll take you on a 3–4 mile walk, returning by bus for around 9pm. This runs for this week only and walks are as follows: • Tuesday 27th, meet at bus stop G for Stanmer Park • Wednesday 28, meet at bus stop C for Devil’s Dyke • Thursday 29, meet at bus stop F for the Chattri • Friday 30, meet at bus stop H for East Brighton to Rottingdean

Lidai de Pedro’s second solo show at Ink_d, Recurring Obscenity, includes all new work inspired by matters that, from Lidia’s point of view, are obscene or are related to her idea of obscenity. Limited edition silkscreen prints plus 12 new originals will be on show and for sale. Lidia de Pedro: Recurring Obscenity, Ink_d Gallery, 96 North Road, 01273 645299. 30 July-22 August

Artfor Pride

Diverse collaboration of 11 local artists working in a range of styles with works for sale to raise money for Brighton and Hove Pride. Photography, sculpture, painting and digital art come together for two days only. Artfor Pride, Brighton Media Centre Gallery, 15-17 Middle Street, 01273 201100. 31 July and 1 August only

Evening Bus Walks, until 30 July. Meet at a Churchill Square Bus Stop at 6pm.

Events highlights THROUGHOUT THE SUMMER...

Summer Fun Sports Programme Throughout the school holidays the Council are running courses for children and young people in a range of sports and activities including badminton, basketball, tennis, girl’s football, fixed wheel track cycling, squash and street dance. Throughout the school holidays the Council are running courses for children and young people in a range of sports and activities including badminton, basketball, tennis, girl’s football, fixed wheel track cycling, squash and street dance.

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Mediaeval Week Festival celebrating the sights and sounds of the Middle Ages with the thrills and spills of battle in the 15th century recreated over the six days. Full scale encampment and battle ground, knights in armour, horseback combat, games, jousting, reenactments, hog roasts and more. Arundel Castle, Arundel, www.arundelcastle.co.uk

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Kempe in Sussex Lecture by Adrian Barlow. Sussex-born Victorian, Charles Eamer Kempe was a leading designer of stained glass windows

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Ministry of Burlesque High Tease An evening of razor-wit and frisky burlesque featuring. High camp, risqué song and Victorian villainy.. Komedia, Gardner Street, Brighton. 9pm, £15

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Silkscreen prints and drawings run alongside the show’s centrepiece – an installation that is the culmination of five years of recording the daily developments of the New England Quarter in Brighton. The resulting animation will be projected from a giant robot head and explores themes of metamorphisis and stasis... Sam Chivers: Micromacro, Boxbird Gallery, 14 St. Johns Road, Hove, 01273 734295. 29 July-23 August

SATURDAY 31 JULY

Brighton Belles WI Summer Fete Coconut shy, all day tea dance, treasure hunt, craft tent cups of tea served in vintage china, and big slices of home made cake, handmade by lovely WI ladies.. Hove and Kingsway Bowling Club Lawn, 11am–4pm

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Palmeira Mansions Tour Victorian terraced house with Grade II* listed interior 33 Palmeira Mansions, Church Road, Hove, Tour takes  90 minuites. Also 5 September, 3rd October and 7 November, £5

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Featuring contemporary works from the surreal and political to landscapes and abstracts, a new group of artists called Studio Seven are showcasing work by Maggie Claringbould, Diana Dunn, Angela Fordham, Jason Lupi, Milke Nixon, Stephen Rayfield and Janice Thurston. Showcase, The Grange Gallery, The Green, Rottingdean, 01273 301004. 29 July-18 August

WANT TO BE A JOURNALIST?

Well, here’s your chance. Latest 7 has teamed up with City College Brighton and Hove to offer two outstanding writers the chance to become qualified journalists. You will be sponsored by us to complete the NCTJ Multimedia Journalism Diploma course starting Sept 2010. It’s three days a week – for the other two you’ll be an intern at Latest, working across Latest 7, Latest Homes and Latest TV on a wide range of duties. We are looking for someone with passion, an eye for a good news story and the ability to go that extra mile to get the best features. We’d like applications from A-level students aged under 19 on 1 September. We will consider older students who have their own funding. Apply to Lynn Channen in Admissions on LC3@ccb.ac.uk or 01273 667788 ext. 334. For more info or an informal chat email Peter on pl1@ccb.ac.uk or Jan on jgo@ccb.ac.uk


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This time around, in another fairytale-centric story, the devious Rumpelstiltskin tricks Shrek into signing a contract that erases him from existence. No-one knows who Shrek is – he is a stranger to his wife Fiona, his BFF Donkey, and he’s a ‘wanted’ ogre in Far Far Away. Crumbs. Showing at Cineworld, Odeon and Connaught

Showing this week Inception (12A) Dir: Christopher Nolan Leonardo DiCaprio stars as Dom Cobb, a thief who can steal into your dreams and take your secrets. Both blessed and cursed with this gift, he’s offered redemption on the condition he complete one last job: not to steal an idea but to plant one. But it gets little more complicated than that... Showing at Duke of York’s, Cineworld and Odeon

The Rebound (15) Dir: Bart Freundlich

The A-Team (12A) Dir: Joe Carnahan

Toy Story 3 2D & 3D (U) Dir: Lee Unkrich

It seems an age since we first met Woody, Buzz and all the other toys in Andy’s toy box. That’s because it has been, and Andy’s pretty much grown up and is about to leave home to go off to college. Where does that leave the toys? Yup, Andy reluctantly has to donate his collection of bygone friends to the charity shop. A new adventure. Showing at Odeon, Cineworld and Connaught

A crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team. Baa, ba, baaa, ba, ba, baaa... Liam Neeson leads the crew as Hannibal Smith, sans cigar in the poster, ably aided by Bradley Cooper as Templeton ‘Faceman’ Peck, Sharlto Copley as ‘Howling Mad’ Murdock, and Quinton ‘Rampage’ Jackson as the mohawked icon that is BA Baracus. Patrick Wilson and Jessica Biel are the bigwigs out to get them and stop this vigilante do-gooding. Now if only they could find a van with a stripe on it. (See L7 Interview p11) Showing at Odeon, Cineworld and Connaught

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (12A) Dir: David Slade

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killing folks in nearby Seattle? And which of the two men will Bella pick? Showing at Cineworld and Odeon

Cautionary warning to a former sexaddict husband? Nah! Ms Zeta Jones has too much class for that. Here she plays Sandy, a newly single parent after she catches her husband cheating on her. Fuming, she packs up herself and her kids for NYC where trust issues put pay to regular dating, but a growing mutual attraction for her young male nanny puts another relationship on the cards. Age gap romcom. Showing at Odeon and Cineworld

Leaving (Partir) (15) Dir: Catherine Corsini

Suzanne (Kristen Scott Thomas) is a bored housewife who decides to go back to work. Her hubbie Samuel (Yvan Attal) helps her by setting up a consulting room for her. Thing is, the builder commissioned to create the studio (Sergi Lopez) has other ideas, and his pursuit of Suzanne explodes into violence and chaos. Showing at Duke Of York’s

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How To Train Your Dragon (U) 10.10am Inception (12A) 10.15, 1.30, 5.00, 6.00, 8.15, 9.15 The Rebound (15) 8.30 Shrek Forever After 3D (U) 10.30, 1.00, 3.15, 5.50 Toy Story 3 3D (U) 10.00, 11.00, 11.45, 12.45, 1.45, 2.30, 3.30, 4.30, 5.15, 6.15, 7.15, 8.00, 9.00, 9.45 The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (12A) 11.15, 12.10, 2.00, 2.45, 4.45, 7.45, 8.45

Inception (12A) 4.30, 9.30 Leaving (Il Partir) (15) 7.30 Pandora And The Flying Dutchman (PG) 11.00am

Shrek Forever After 2D (U) 2.30, 5.00, 7.15 Toy Story 3 3D (U) 12.45, 3.15, 6.00, 8.30

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The A-Team (12A) 5.45, 8.45 How To Train Your Dragon (U) 10.10am Inception (12A) 10.15, 1.30, 6.00, 8.15, 9.15 The Karate Kid (PG) 11.15, 2.15, 5.30, 8.30 The Rebound (15) 9.45 Shrek Forever After 3D (U) 10.30, 1.00, 3.15, 5.50 Toy Story 3 3D (U) 10.00, 11.00, 11.45, 12.45, 1.45, 2.30, 3.30, 4.30, 5.15, 6.15, 7.15, 8.00, 9.00 Toy Story 3 2D (U) 10.30, 1.15, 3.45 The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (12A) 12.10, 2.45, 5.45, 8.45

Inception (12A) 12.30, 3.30, 8.30 Leaving (Il Partir) (15) 6.30

Inception (12A) 10.15, 1.30, 2.30, 4.40, 5.40, 7.50, 8.50 Predators (15) 7.10, 9.45 The Rebound (15) 6.30, 9.00 Shrek Forever After 3D (U) 10.40, 1.10, 3.30, 5.50, 8.10 Shrek Forever After 2D (U) 10.20, 12.30, 2.40, 4.50 Toy Story 3 2D (U) 10.30, 1.20, 4.00 Toy Story 3 3D (U) 10.00, 11.00, 12.40, 1.40, 3.20, 4.20, 6.00, 7.00, 8.40, 9.40 The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (12A) 10.10, 10.50, 1.00, 3.50, 6.40, 9.30

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FRIDAY 30

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The A-Team (12A) 2.00, 5.00, 8.00 Toy Story 3 3D (U) 12.45, 3.15, 6.00, 8.30

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MONDAY 2

The A-Team (12A) 5.45, 8.45 The Back-Up Plan (12A) 10.30am How To Train Your Dragon (U) 10.10am Inception (12A) 10.15, 1.30, 6.00, 8.15, 9.15 The Karate Kid (PG) 11.15, 2.15, 5.30, 8.30 The Rebound (15) 9.45 Shrek Forever After 3D (U) 10.30, 1.00, 3.15, 5.50 Toy Story 3 3D (U) 10.00, 11.00, 11.45, 12.45, 1.45, 2.30, 3.30, 4.30, 5.15, 6.15, 7.15, 8.00, 9.00 Toy Story 3 2D (U) 1.15, 3.45 The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (12A) 12.10, 2.45, 5.45, 8.45

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The A-Team (12A) 10.10, 12.50, 3.40, 6.20, 8.10, 9.20 Inception (12A) 10.15, 1.30, 2.30, 4.40, 5.40, 7.50, 8.50 The Rebound (15) 6.30, 9.00 Shrek Forever After 3D (U) 10.40, 1.10, 3.30, 5.50 Shrek Forever After 2D (U) 10.20, 12.30 Toy Story 3 2D (U) 10.30, 1.20, 4.00 Toy Story 3 3D (U) 10.00, 11.00, 12.40, 1.40, 3.20, 4.20, 6.00, 7.00, 8.40, 9.40 The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (12A) 10.50, 1.00, 3.50, 6.40, 9.30

WEDNESDAY 28 Inception (12A) 1.30, 6.30, 9.30 Leaving (Il Partir) (15) 4.30 Hot Tub Time Machine (15) 11.00am

SATURDAY 31 TBC

SUNDAY 1 AUGUST Isolation + Live Soundtrack (PG) 7.00pm

Hot Tub Time Machine

WEDNESDAY 28 The A-Team (12A) 5.00, 8.00 Shrek Forever After 2D (U) 2.30 Toy Story 3 3D (U) 12.45, 3.15, 6.00, 8.30

THURSDAY 29 The A-Team (12A) 5.00, 8.00 Shrek Forever After 2D (U) 2.30 Toy Story 3 3D (U) 12.45, 3.15, 6.00, 8.30

SATURDAY 31 The A-Team (12A) 2.00, 5.00, 8.00 Shrek Forever After 2D (U) 10.30am Toy Story 3 3D (U) 12.45, 3.15, 6.00, 8.30

Toy Story 3

THURSDAY 29 The A-Team (12A) 10.10, 12.50, 3.40, 6.20, 8.10, 9.20 Inception (12A) 10.15, 1.30, 2.30, 4.40, 5.40, 7.50, 8.50 The Rebound (15) 6.30, 9.00 Shrek Forever After 3D (U) 10.40, 1.10, 3.30, 5.50 Shrek Forever After 2D (U) 10.20, 12.30 Toy Story 3 2D (U) 10.30, 1.20, 4.00 Toy Story 3 3D (U) 10.00, 11.00, 12.40, 1.40, 3.20, 4.20, 6.00, 7.00, 8.40, 9.40 The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (12A) 10.50, 1.00, 3.50, 6.40, 9.30

Films showing Friday 30–Monday 2

Films showing Friday 30–Monday 2

Check with cinema to confirm film showings and times

Check with cinema to confirm film showings and times

SUNDAY 1 AUGUST The A-Team (12A) 5.00, 8.00 Shrek Forever After 2D (U) 2.30 Toy Story 3 3D (U) 10.15, 12.45, 3.15, 6.00, 8.30

MONDAY 2 The A-Team (12A) 2.00, 5.00, 8.00 Toy Story 3 3D (U) 12.45, 3.15, 6.00, 8.30


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TUESDAY 27 LEGENDS Wine On Tuesdays. Soak up work blues with BOGOHP on vino! 11pm–5am, free MARINE TAVERN Pub Quiz. 9pm, £1 MARLBOROUGH Bingo’s Not A Dirty Word. With Kath. Winner takes the pot, job done! 8pm, £1 QUEEN’S ARMS Karaoke Party with Betty. 9pm R BAR Twisted Karaoke. 12pm–2am, free REVENGE Sound As A Pound. Its a mid-week mash-up throwing out ’80s, ’90s, ’00s, electro, pop, dance and cheese. 10.30pm, £1 THE BASEMENT Scene Queen. DJ Li’l Alex spins the soundtrack. All welcome! 11pm–4am, free

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BULLDOG DJ Marcia + Guy’s Karaoke. Spinning a non-stop club mix! 10pm, free CHARLES STREET BAR Candyfloss. Bubblegum tunes and sweet camp pop. Bar open 11am, free DOCTOR BRIGHTONS Heads Up! Its Friday with DJ Dab. Dance and house. 9.30pm–2am, free HEIST Brighter Days. Upfront and deep, soulful, funky and jackin’ house! 9pm–2am, free LEGENDS Pre-Celebration. Pure pop. 7pm, free MADAME GEISHA Thank Funk Vs Kit Kat Cabaret. Upfront house, funk and soul says konichiwa to the Perisian delights of Kit Kat. 7pm, free MARLBOROUGH BAR & THEATRE Q&A. Indie, electro, soul, punk, and the classics. 5pm, free QUEEN’S ARMS Camp Attack + Karaoke. Definitive handbag tunes. 9pm, free R-BAR Tops & Bottoms. DJ Smiffy brings Girls On Top tunes to R-Bar. 12pm–7am, free ST GEORGE’S CHURCH Brighton & Hove Gay Men’s Chorus: Cheap Gay Return! 7pm, £10/8 THE BASEMENT Celebration with Dolly Rocket. 11pm–4am, free

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Seann Walsh, Paul McCaffrey, Romesh Ranganathan, Adam Smith and Clare Parker, all of whom have regularly been seen at Komedia’s big comedy nights and in clubs across the country. It’s a fertile breeding ground for comics to explore and try out new things. You just might be there when the next Eddie Izzard decides to stop telling mother-in-law jokes and have a bash at surreal whimsy. Isn’t it exciting? So don’t miss this Friday’s latest instalment of fresh talent. Upstairs At Three And Ten, Friday 30 July, 8pm, £6/5

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L7 Under review Read more reviews of local shows online at www.thelatest.co.uk BOMBAY BICYCLE CLUB

TERRY SAUNDERS: 6 1/2 LOVES

Kate Nash/Ellie Goulding-aping songstress Lucy Rose kicked off proceedings with her catchy pop, while shy and retiring Penguin Café borrowers Melody, Melodica And Me turned in a set of musically rich but strangely bland folk. It was left to the headliners to inject some personality into the evening but even the much vaunted Bombay Bicycle Club failed to fully engage. They mostly performed songs from new album Flaws, the stand out moments coming with acoustic re-workings of tracks from their debut, I Had The Blues But I Shook Them Loose. St George’s, 21 July JJJJJ Isaac Howlett

This was an Edinburgh preview involving storytelling, animation, acting and Terry Saunders keeping a straight face. The story is beautiful, telling of three couples and their entwined relationships of loving, hurting, healing and the bits inbetween. The animation is already a YouTube success, if only completed for two thirds of the show. The acting is a new experience for Terry but a lovely work in progress. Terry keeping a straight face was never going to be an obtainable goal with friends in the audience and technology to contend with. It's a beautiful if still flawed show with mirth and poignancy. Can't wait to see the final product. Upstairs At Three And Ten, 16 July JJJJJ Victoria Nangle

MACBETH Once more there’s a Rainbow over Worthing to tell us the tales of Shakespeare and, like a rainbow, these stories are told in broad and bright colours, telling the story sharply and easily, so nobody is lost by the twists and turns in the plot along the way. The evening improves when shading is allowed: the imagery of generations of usurpers to Macbeth’s crown, for instance, or quick-witted banter from Macduff’s son (Brenock O’Connor), while Emily Stride impresses in a brief appearance as his mother, promising great things when she appears as Olivia in next week’s Twelfth Night. Bloody good. Highdown Gardens, 20 July (Twelfth Night runs from 27 July-1 August) JJJJJ Andrew Allen

GIANT SAND “It’s been a tough seven months,” said Howe Gelb, sitting down to the Duke’s beautifully clapped out piano and slinging his cowboy hat on a mic. “A lot of friends have taken their leave.” And so, in a set of songs spanning 25 years of Arizona’s alt-rock titans Giant Sand (Gelb’s four-piece band are in fact now all Danish), he opened with a song about erosion and the Grim Reaper, paid tribute to the late Vic Chestnutt with a captivatingly creaky cover of ‘Expiration Day’, and joked that when you get old you either get melancholic, or melodic. A poet, a philosopher, a musical journeyman and a true gent, this legend of rock’s crumbling margins even timed his encores so the travelers could catch their last train on time. Duke of York’s Picturehouse, 20 July JJJJJ Bella Todd

BRIGHTON FESTIVAL CHORUS: FAURÉ REQUIEM Despite being a committed agnostic, French composer Gabriel Fauré was clearly a man who saw something magical in the music of the divine. And a mixed crowd packed St Bart’s from entrance to altar for the Brighton Festival Chorus and orchestra’s performance of his Requiem, a meditative and uplifting score omitting the fire and brimstone of his contemporaries. Conductor James Morgan brought both lungpower and great subtlety from the excellent choir, with soloist Paul Reeves adding gravity from the balcony and Katherine Carson’s startlingly light soprano fluttering up from the floor on the ‘Pie Jesu’ section. The addition of Fauré’s less well known Cantique de Jean Racine with its jubilant shouts, and four romantic moets by Anton Bruckner, made for a balanced and frequently beautiful summer’s programme. St Bart’s, 16 July JJJJJ Glen Ferris

BORN BAD If you're a hep cat looking for a place to swing your coattails or a speakeasy to lay your hat, Born Bad will probably be your destination of choice each month. With a playlist that included Ray Charles singing 'Hit The Road, Jack' and tunes that would feel right at home in any Tarantino movie soundtrack, this was the Friday night to step out in your dancing shoes. With a cool atmosphere that was also welcoming, and offering an opportunity to dress up, this was a cracking night out – if a little populated with sharks. Komedia, 16 July JJJJJ Victoria Nangle

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POP ART PET SHOP BOYS Brighton Centre, 19 July JJJJJ

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aving endured Sophie EllisBextor’s weird, performing pony dancing I was more than ready for the Pet Shop Boys. Having seen all of their previous tours and some extraordinary performances too, my expectations were understandably high: Neil Tennant and Chris Lowe have always delivered. Apart from one memorably untheatrical tour a few years back, visuals have always played a great part in their live work. This was to be no exception. The stage was piled with white cubes of varying sizes, to the centre two nine-by-nine unit blocks forming screens through which the stars appeared to wild applause. Chris took his place behind a wall of electronics and Neil walked to centre stage in a dark suit with blocky shoulders and wearing a bowler hat. From that point on they drove us on a tour of their greatest and latest hits, a diet of pop that was rich and delicious and what everyone in the audience wanted. This time they have dispensed with having any live musicians on stage with them, leaving the soundscape entirely to Mr Lowe’s electronic wizardry – well, him and a massive sound team I guess. Mr Tenant is in fine voice, too, the perfect proof that British pop stars do not need to feign an American accent to gain pop credibility. His distinctive style is reedy, even nasal, but it has resonance and clarity and this is a good thing.

Good because Pet Shop Boys’ lyrics are always worth listening too. There is a mournful poetry in the words, a bleakness and sometimes a sense of despair – and all this delivered over a relentlessy catchy pop beat. The visuals, of course, were once again stunning but make no mistake, this was not merely some flashy light show. Every element was clearly thought through. Using the cube and its computer equivalent, the pixel, as a binding theme was a witty and effective conceit. The cubes, of course, did come tumbling down and were constantly re-arranged to form a new backdrop for the songs. Joining the PSBs on stage were four dancers and singers – well I think they were singing, who could tell? They were dressed in a variety of primary-coloured costumes against a backdrop that was entirely white unless projected on. Cuboid automatons, soaring skyscrapers and, least effectively, street hip sportswear; but best of all when they looked like pop bimbettes and frolicked around the stage with both Neil and even Chris, who gave us a few bars of rather cool dancing. The Pet Shop Boys live is not a concert, it is an art event. You may think that Andy Warhol invented pop art but the Pet Shop Boys define it with their cool, intellectually satisfying performances, clever ideas and ability to pull it off. Andrew Kay

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ver fancied running away to the circus? It’s only as far as Hangleton. Emma and Dave Taylor set up The Circus Project at Hangleton Community Centre in 1999 after moving to Brighton and finding no circus classes available – unbelievable for our eclectic city, but true. So this week I've tried to embrace my inner acrobat with a class on circus skills. Emma led the class in a room kitted out with “I perfected the upside ropes, silks and some down pike move on the comfy looking crash mats. We started with trapeze – even if the skin some gentle warm-ups to raise the heart rate on my hands did stick to followed by some yogalike moves. the bar” Before taking to the ropes I put powder all over my palms and feet to stop the ropes chaffing. It didn’t work. Lifting was a struggle the day after the class, but the bit that hurt the most was the palms of my hands and, surprisingly, the top of one foot, as these are the bits you need the most for climbing. We started off by grabbing hold of the rope, jumping up and hanging upsidedown, legs akimbo. So far so good, but then came the hard part – moving in an upward direction. Standing on the ground, I set my sights on the ceiling; I got a little bit off the floor. Sometimes I have exercise amnesia, where I forget how bad I am at sport until in the middle of attempting it. Until I tried to climb the rope I’d completely forgotten that I couldn’t manage to lift my puny weight up a rope when I was at primary school, and time hasn’t blessed me with upper body strength. The final task was the trapeze – much easier to get to grips with as a beginner, mostly because you can get a leg-up! I might go as far as to say I perfected the upside down pike move on the trapeze, even if the skin on my hands did stick to the bar. Circus skills are great fun to try, harder to perfect and very hard to practice at home. Some class regulars have been going for over a year. If you want to try it out, they do youth lessons and even classes for hen parties as well as team building days for those who want to hang your boss. Upside down on a trapeze that is. The ‘drop-in aerial for adult beginners’ class which Andrea tried is every Friday from 6.45pm-8pm, £8. For details of other circus courses available at the Hangleton Community Centre visit www.thecircusproject.co.uk

hen I was a kid I used to find the news boring. Kids do. It was a time to be shushed as grown-ups followed wars in The Falklands, Iran, Iraq and various other places bad things happened. The TV news was so pervasive in our household that when learning my words, ‘guerilla’ and ‘gorilla’ made my idea of jungle warfare completely different from everyone else’s. It was quite some years later when my reading caught up with my listening and I realised my mistake. After that I discovered Drop The Dead Donkey and the stories I ought to know were delivered in a package I wanted to know. Thus went my introduction to comedy news. Obviously, the format had been around for a long time before that. That Was The Week That Was, The Frost Report and various others have kept the masses informed and thinking for ages. I was terribly enamoured with the newsroom at Globelink in Drop The Dead Donkey. These characters thought about the stories and didn’t just relay facts to the masses. Plus the up-to-theminute script kept me informed about the big stories of the week without having to watch the actual newscasters, who I still associated with being shushed.

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Since then I have given in and watched the news proper, but like millions of others I still prefer the programmes that inform me while entertaining me too. The format has changed, from sketches in the ‘60s to sitcom in the ‘90s, panel quizzes in the ‘00s and now stand up in the 10s. Channel 4’s Stand Up For The Week only started a few weeks back, with fresh faces Jack Whitehall and Andi Oshi joining Patrick Keilty and Rich Hall to each take a news section and satirise it in stand-up. Yup, the news stories are all there with a twist. But with such a fast turnaround and genrespecific limitations (how much can you say about the iPad launch that hasn’t already been said by Friday?) this no longer feels like humorous interrogation of news stories but a desperate raking of the papers for material. Isn’t that the wrong way around?

“How much can you say about the iPad launch that hasn’t already been said by Friday?” Mock The Week seems to fare better with all topics shared among the participants, and Al Murray has recently recorded a pilot away from his Pub Landlord character for a show called The End Of The Week As We Know It, promising more topical comedy. Obviously the TV execs think there’s more room for screen satire to grow. The key is to have all parties thinking and challenging the status quo. No wonder Have I Got News For You has lasted 20 years, utilising journalists once again to ask the cheeky questions. Just like at Globelink. Mock The Week is on BBC2 on Thursdays, Stand Up For The Week is on Channel 4 on Fridays. follow me on twitter

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tuesday 27 That Mitchell And Webb Look BBC2, 9pm This time Gilbert and Sullivan announce their new opera about a maverick cop – ‘No Nonsense Harry’; a very serious actor has a bitter argument with his moustache; and the invention of the domestic jetpack! David sells a brand new kind of biscuit. He always was a jammy dodger.

The Inbetweeners Channel 4, 11.10pm The second series of the sitcom about four teenagers growing up in suburbia. The new term begins at Rudge Park Comp. A new girl, Lauren, has joined the school, and Will has taken a particular shine to her. Plus, the infamous geography field trip to Swanage is coming up. Geography pah! Biology practical more like.

Small Teen, Big World BBC3, 9pm Sixteen year-old Jasmine Burkitt is just 3’8” tall and only fits clothes designed for a seven to eight year old. This 12 month doc follows Jasmine to NY to meet others with similar conditions. She attends her first festival, celebrates her birthday and tries to contact her estranged father who is averaged sized. Phew!

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Heir Hunters 10.00 Escape To The Country 11.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.30 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 London 2012: Two Years To Go 3.00 BBC News 3.05 ZingZillas 3.25 Funky Fables 3.40 Mortified 4.05 Mission: 2110 4.35 Horrible Histories 5.00 Newsround 5.15 The Weakest Link

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show Stories that matter from across the country. 7.30 EastEnders Lucas finds solace from an unlikely source, and Phil receives a shock. Ouch. 8.00 Holby City Greg, distracted by a group of sunbathing nurses, palms off a boring meeting with the chairman onto Oliver. But Greg soon learns that you ignore hospital politics at your peril. Hasn’t he seen Carry On Doctor? 9.00 New Tricks Drama series. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Bionic Vet Series looking at the work of ‘bionic vet’ Noel Fitzpatrick. 11.05 FILM: The Mothman Prophecies (2002) Supernatural thriller, focussing on a journalist whose wife experienced a strange moth-like vision immediately before she was killed in a car accident. 1.00am Weatherview Detailed weather forecast. 1.05 Sign Zone: The Edible Garden 1.35 Sign Zone: The Grumpy Guide To... The Eighties 2.35 Sign Zone: Theo’s Adventure Capitalists 3.35 Sign Zone: Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 4.35 BBC News

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6.20 Postman Pat: SDS 6.35 Guess With Jess 6.50 Pingu 7.00 Everything’s Rosie 7.10 Dirtgirlworld 7.25 LazyTown 7.50 Charlie And Lola 8.00 Barney’s Latin America 8.30 Ed And Oucho’s Excellent Inventions 9.00 Roar 9.30 Athletics: European Championships 12.00pm The Daily Politics 12.30 Working Lunch 1.00 The World At War 1.50 Hands On Nature 2.00 Wanted Down Under Revisited 3.00 Diagnosis Murder 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Ben Fogle’s Escape In Time 5.15 The Hairy Bikers’ Food Tour Of Britain 6.00 Athletics: European Championships John Inverdale introduces live evening action from Barcelona. The first medals of the championship will be decided, with the finals of both the men’s 10,000m and women’s shot put taking place. Britain’s triple jump world champion Phillips Idowu will also be in action as he attempts to qualify for the final. 9.00 That Mitchell And Webb Look See highlights 9.30 Shooting Stars Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer host the hit comedy panel show with team captains Jack Dee and Ulrika Jonsson. 10.00 Miranda Sitcom. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Kirsty Wark. 11.20 Victorian Pharmacy Historical observational documentary series in which historian Ruth Goodman, Professor Nick Barber and PhD student Tom Quick recreate an authentic 19th-century pharmacy. 12.20am Wild Wales Iolo Williams shares his passion for Welsh wildlife. Filmed over a year, the series features stunning aerial and wildlife photography. Iolo journeys through the heart of Wales to witness extraordinary displays from hen harriers and black grouse. 1.20 BBC News

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6.00am GMTV 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 60 Minute Makeover 4.00 Midsomer Murders 5.00 Ten Mile Menu

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News & Weather 7.00 Emmerdale The Dingles reel on learning that Shadrach has gone. Leyla is excited about her new business venture. 7.30 Children’s Hospital Documentary following the patients and staff at Royal Manchester Children’s Hospital, the largest hospital for children in the UK. 8.00 Piers Morgan On Hollywood Piers Morgan is in Hollywood trying to find out why some British actors make it in showbusiness and others do not. Er, talent? 9.00 The Bill: Who Dares Wins DS Carter investigates the murder of Liam Powell, whose body is found badly beaten on a footpath. Enquiries reveal that Liam had been drinking at his local on the night of his death, but pub landlord Nick Willis and his girlfriend insist that the deceased was fine when he left. The team search Liam’s home and discover his two young children living in squalor. 10.00 ITV News At Ten & Weather 10.35 Ladette To Lady Seven ladettes remain, but will they be able to curb their behaviour and stay on at Hereford Hall? 11.35 October Road American drama series. 12.30am The Zone ITV1’s new place to shop and play. 2.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

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6.00am The Hoobs 6.25 The Hoobs 6.50 Big Brother’s Little Brother 7.20 Big Brother 8.30 Frasier 8.55 Smallville: Superman The Early Years 9.50 P. Diddy’s Starmaker 10.45 Friends 11.15 Friends 11.45 Louie Spence’s Postcard From T4 On The Beach 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 FILM: Gaslight (1940) 1.45 Channel 4 Racing 4.10 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me

6.00 The Simpsons When Barney gives up alcohol, a rift is created between him and Homer. 6.30 Hollyoaks Jake’s worried sick when he finds out that Nancy hasn’t been home since going off to find Adam. Kris refuses to don a suit for his job interview at the bank. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv Series of brief documentaries on religion. 8.00 The Ugly Face Of Beauty This episode investigates the face lift. 9.00 The Fairy Jobmother Hayley travels to Langley in Berkshire to lend a helping hand to the Safirs, a family of British Muslims. Husband and father Shakil hasn’t had a full-time job in three years and the impact on the family’s finances has been devastating. 10.00 Big Brother Highlights. 11.10 The Inbetweeners See highlights. 11.45 8 Out Of 10 Cats Guests include David Walliams, Fern Britton, Greg Davies and Holly Walsh. 12.30am The Poker Lounge Poker. 1.30 Big Brother: Live action 2.40 KOTV Boxing Weekly 3.05 FIVB Beach Volleyball 4.00 The Cooper Tyres British Formula 3 International Series 4.30 Mobil 1 The Grid 5.00 World Sport 5.30 Brain Cell: The Intelligent Sport UK Challenge 5.55 The Hoobs

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6.00am – 8.40 Children’s television 8.40 The Mr. Men Show 8.55 Little Princess 9.05 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 9.20 Igam Ogam 9.30 Olivia 9.45 Michaela’s Animal Road Trip 10.45 Trisha Goddard 11.45 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.40pm Five News 12.45 House 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Home And Away 2.45 Don’t Stop Believers 2.50 FILM: Chances Are (1989) 5.00 Five News 5.30 Neighbours

6.00 Home And Away A natural disaster threatens to drive Leah and Elijah even further apart. 6.25 Don’t Stop Believers Short programme. 6.30 Live From Studio Five Magazine show. 7.30 Michaela’s Zoo Babies Melissa the raccoon has her first litter of babies but does not know how to rear them – will her maternal instincts come into effect in time to save her cubs? 8.00 Ship Rescue: The Devon Disaster Documentary. 9.00 CSI Miami Crime drama series. The CSIs search for an inventive 10.00 CSI: NY Two bodies are found at the north and south ends of the city. Mac and the team are soon on the trail of the ‘compass killer’ – but what is the motivation for his crimes? 10.55 Don’t Stop Believers Short programme. 11.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation A robbery victim is found mummified in a locked closet. 11.55 The FBI Files Documentary series that charts the work of the FBI’s crime laboratory and goes behind the scenes of major investigations. 12.55am SuperCasino Visit www.SuperCasino.com. 4.05 House Doctor (x2) 4.55 Animal Rescue Squad 5.10 The New Tomorrow 5.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Speedway World Cup 12.00pm Cricket: Friends Provident Twenty20 2.00 NASCAR Sprint Cup Series 3.00 Boots ’n’ All - The Tries 4.00 LIVE Cricket: Friends Provident Twenty20 7.00 LIVE Cricket: Friends Provident Twenty20 10.30 Football Asia 11.00 Football’s Greatest 11.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 12.30am Cricket: Friends Provident Twenty20 2.30 Football Asia 3.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 4.00 Cricket: Friends Provident Twenty20

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Ocean Ride 7.00 WWE 8.00 Boots ’n’ All – The Tries 9.00 European Tour Golf 10.00 PGA Tour Golf 11.00 Shell’s Wonderful World Of Golf 12.30pm PGA Tour Classic 1.30 Premier League Years 3.30 World Eight Ball Pool Championships 5.00 Premier League Years 7.00 Football Asia 7.30 LIVE Greyhound Racing 10.00 Poker 11.00 Golfing World 12.00am National Sevens Rugby 2.00 Premier League Years 4.00 Close

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Extra Time 6.30 Fishing Gurus 7.00 Cricket: Friends Provident Twenty20 9.00 Premier League Years 11.00 Aerobics 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm World Eight Ball Pool Championships 1.30 Fishing Gurus 2.00 Extra Time 4.30 WWE Smackdown 6.30 Football’s Greatest 7.00 Fishing: Thinking Tackle 8.00 European Seniors Tour Golf 9.00 Great Run Series 9.30 Football’s Greatest 10.00 Premier League Years 12.00am Fishing: Thinking Tackle 1.00 International Bowls 3.00 BUPA Great North 10k 2010 3.30 Close

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3.00pm Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 Malcolm In The Middle (x2) 6.00 Oops TV 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Ouch! Sextuplets 9.00 Fat Pets 10.00 House 11.00 House 12.00am My Pet Shame 1.00 Border Invasion USA 1.50 Oops TV 2.40 Road Wars 3.30 Shear Genius 4.20 Tim Gunn’s Guide To Style

8.00 Underage And Pregnant 8.30 Baby Beauty Queens 9.00 Small Teen, Big World See highlights. 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Mongrels 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 Small Teen, Big World 12.45am Underage And Pregnant 1.15 Baby Beauty Queens 1.45 The Blind Me

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Last Chance To See 8.30 Britain By Bike 9.00 Ride Of My Life: The Story Of The Bicycle 10.00 Death On The Mountain: The Story Of Tom Simpson 11.00 Thoroughly Modern: The Bicycle 11.30 The Great British Holiday 12.30am Ride Of My Life: The Story Of The Bicycle

1.00pm Emmerdale 1.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.40 Loose Women 4.40 Sally Jessy Raphael 5.30 Judge Judy (x3) 7.00 Odd One In 7.45 Diana Vickers: The Hot Desk 8.00 Peter Andre: The Next Chapter 9.00 FILM: X2 (2003) 11.40 FILM: The Ex (2006) 1.25am Emmerdale

12.50pm Heartbeat 1.50 The Darling Buds Of May 2.50 Upstairs, Downstairs 4.00 Daily Cooks Challenge 5.00 Goodnight Sweetheart 5.40 Heartbeat 6.45 The Darling Buds Of May 7.55 Rosemary And Thyme 9.00 Wycliffe 10.00 Wire In The Blood 12.00am Flashpoint 12.50 Numb3rs 1.35 On The Buses (x2)

3.05pm Gilmore Girls 4.00 Samantha Who? 4.30 Friends (x3) 6.00 Big Brother’s Little Brother 6.30 The Big Bang Theory 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Friends (x3) 9.00 Smallville 10.00 The Ricky Gervais Show 10.35 The Cleveland Show 11.05 King Of The Hill 11.35 King Of The Hill 12.00am Big Brother: Live

4.25pm A Place In The Sun: Home Or USA? 5.30 Relocation, Relocation 6.35 Deal Or No Deal 7.25 Grand Designs Revisited 8.30 The Daily Show With Jon Stewart 9.00 Heston’s Chocolate Factory Feast 10.00 True Stories: The End Of The Line 11.50 Heston’s Chocolate Factory Feast 12.50am True Stories

11.00am Last Of The Badmen (1957) 12.40pm Laura (1944) 2.25 The Conqueror (1956) 4.35 The Four Feathers (1939) 6.50 Inception Special 7.00 Cheaper By The Dozen (2003) 8.50 A-Team Special 9.00 Mission: Impossible III (2006) 11.20 Sideways (2004) 1.45am Metropolis (2001) 4.00 Close

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wednesday 28 Penguin Island BBC1, 7.30pm Bluey and Sheila must swim further and further out to sea in an attempt to find fish for their hungry chicks Sammy and Tom. Ranger Elizabeth LundahlHegedus keeps watch over the under-nourished chicks, worried they won’t survive until their parents return to feed them. P-p-p-pick up a takeaway? Sorry.

Midsomer Murders ITV1, 8pm Barnaby’s secret past as a spy is revealed when a former agent is found dead after a cricket match. While locals blame the brutal killing on the ‘beast of Midsomer’, Barnaby suspects otherwise. He finds links to a network of spies that operated in Cold War Berlin, but his investigation is obstructed at every turn. Very 007.

Big Meets Bigger BBC3, 8pm At 23 stone, Carley Brookes loves junk food and refuses to exercise. 22-stone Darran Mansfield has been told that he is nearly a full-blown diabetic, yet he’s too stubborn to change. Full steam ahead to Kuwait to experience the ultra-lazy lifestyle and meet a 51-stone recluse. Life changing experience or free holiday?

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Heir Hunters 10.00 Escape To The Country 11.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.30 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Murder, She Wrote 3.00 BBC News 3.05 ZingZillas 3.25 Funky Fables 3.40 Mortified 4.05 Mission: 2110 4.35 Little Howard’s Big Question 5.00 Newsround 5.15 The Weakest Link

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show Stories that matter from across the country. 7.30 Penguin Island See highlights 8.00 Celebrity MasterChef The third heat of Britain’s favourite celebrity cooking contest. Yum. 9.00 Traffic Cops Documentary series following the traffic police as they enforce the law on some of Britain’s busiest roads. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The National Lottery Draws Tickets please. 10.45 FILM: Man Of The Year (2006) Comedy about a radio talkshow host who decides to run for president after an offhand comment on his show that he could do a better job than the current president. The satirist is swept to Washington, thanks to a campaign by his fans and a malfunction in the computer voting system. Now established in the Oval Office, he must find out for himself whether he is indeed fit to run the country, or better off back behind a studio microphone. 12.35am Weatherview Detailed weather forecast. 12.40 Sign Zone: Country Tracks 1.35 Sign Zone: My Life: Billboard Kids 2.05 Sign Zone: Mary, Queen Of Shops 3.05 Sign Zone: Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 4.05 BBC News

BBC2

6.20 Postman Pat: SDS 6.35 Guess With Jess 6.50 Pingu 7.00 Everything’s Rosie 7.10 Dirtgirlworld 7.25 LazyTown 7.50 Charlie And Lola 8.00 Barney’s Latin America 8.30 Ed And Oucho’s Excellent Inventions 9.00 Roar 9.30 Gimme A Break 10.00 Athletics: European Championships 11.30 Open Gardens 1.00pm Animal Park 1.30 Working Lunch 2.00 Wanted Down Under Revisited 3.00 Diagnosis Murder 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Bargain Hunt Famous Finds 5.00 Athletics: European Championships 9.00 Coast The journey continues along England’s south-west coast from Dorset, through Devon and onwards to the tip of Cornwall. 10.00 QI Quiz show in which contestants are rewarded more if their answers are ‘quite interesting’. Host Stephen Fry is all Eyes and Ears with guests Phill Jupitus, Jimmy Carr, David Mitchell and Alan Davies. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Gavin Esler. 11.20 How To Beat Tough Times: Money Watch With real life stories from around the country, the Money Watch team investigate whether savers can hope for better returns soon, why bank advice can wipe out your nest egg, whether now is the time to buy property, and what is the best investment of all. 12.20am On The Frontline: Life With The Green Howards Britain’s war in Afghanistan has cost more than 300 soldiers’ lives and billions of pounds, and left thousands wounded. The effects on those who serve are profound, just as they are for the loved ones who wait at home. This programme follows A Company, 2nd Battalion the Yorkshire Regiment before, during, and after their tour in Sangin, probably the most dangerous place in Afghanistan. 1.20 BBC News

ITV1

6.00am GMTV 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 60 Minute Makeover 4.00 Midsomer Murders 5.00 Ten Mile Menu

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News & Weaather 7.00 Emmerdale Nathan urges Natasha to hold her nerve as the police question the family. Learning that the body has been found, Cain burns Mark’s wallet. Zak reflects on Shadrach’s departure. 7.30 Lion Country David Youldon is an Englishman with a passion for lions and a determination to stem their decline in numbers before it is too late. David and his colleagues run a controversial rehabilitation programme at the African Lion and Environmental Research Trust. In this edition, Kela – the alpha female of the Zambian pride – Kwandi and Loma come face to face with two buffalo and risk their lives in a breathtaking chase. And 13-monthold sisters Temi and Tswana go in search of smaller prey. 8.00 Midsomer Murders See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten & Weather 10.35 TV’s Naughtiest Blunders PPresented by Neil Morrissey. 11.35 ITunes Festival Highlights 2010 Featuring performances from Scissor Sisters, Florence and the Machine, Faithless, N-Dubz and an interview with Ozzy Osbourne. 12.30am The Zone ITV1’s new place to shop and play. 2.30 FILM: Cheyenne Autumn (1964) 5.10 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

Channel 4

6.20am The Hoobs 6.50 Big Brother’s Little Brother 7.15 Big Brother 8.25 Frasier 8.50 Smallville: Superman The Early Years 9.45 P. Diddy’s Starmaker 10.40 Friends 11.10 Friends 11.45 Kelis’s Postcard From T4 On The Beach 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 My Eden 12.10 FILM: Challenge To Lassie (1949) 1.45 Channel 4 Racing 4.10 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me

6.00 The Simpsons The Simpsons find themselves on the run from the law after they accidentally kill a beloved alligator while on holiday in Florida. Who hasn’t? 6.30 Hollyoaks Cheryl and Cindy vie for Carl’s attention. Jem suspects that Carl is having an affair with Mitzeee. Silly name. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv Series of brief documentaries on religion. 8.00 How To Look Good Naked Makeover series. Stylist Gok Wan’s latest project is 34-year-old motherof-one Charlotte, who gained six stone following spinal surgery and subsequently lost her self-confidence. 9.00 The Men Who Jump Off Buildings The Cutting Edge team follow extreme sports enthusiasts Dan Witchalls and Ian Richardson as they base jump from some of Britain’s iconic structures. 10.00 Big Brother Highlights. 11.15 The Big Bang Theory Comedy. 11.40 My Name Is Earl Earl discovers that his hero, Chaz Dalton, is not who he thought he was. 12.10am My Name Is Earl US comedy series. 12.40 MUSIC ON 4: Music On 4 Intros: Pete Lawrie 12.50 MUSIC 1.05 Big Brother: Live 2.30 Dispatches 3.25 FILM: Kiss Tomorrow Goodbye (1950) 5.05 Dextro Energy Triathlon ITU World Championship

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6.00am - 8.20 Children’s television 8.20 Thomas & Friends 8.30 Hana’s Helpline 8.40 The Mr. Men Show 8.55 Little Princess 9.05 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 9.20 Igam Ogam 9.30 Olivia 9.45 Michaela’s Animal Road Trip 10.45 Trisha Goddard 11.45 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.40pm Five News 12.45 House 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Home And Away 2.45 Don’t Stop Believers 2.50 I Own Britain’s Best Home: Flying Visit 3.05 FILM: Bound By A Secret (2009) 5.00 Five News 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Elijah moves out of Leah’s house in order to get the space he needs. He soon comes to a decision about their future, but how will Leah take the news? Dex develops a crush on Marilyn. 6.25 Don’t Stop Believers Short programme. 6.30 Live From Studio Five Magazine show. 7.30 Escape From... This edition focuses on Allied troops’ efforts to avoid German capture in Dunkirk. 8.00 Emergency Bikers Actionpacked documentary series following the work of emergency bike crews. 9.00 NCIS The murder of a marine at a military base unearths a convoluted love triangle and a possible spy ring. 10.00 Law And Order: Criminal Intent When her late husband’s partner is killed on the job, Detective Eames is forced to reopen the case on her husband’s murder. 10.55 Don’t Stop Believers Short programme. 11.00 K-Ville Drama series about the New Orleans Police Department two years on from Hurricane Katrina. 11.55 PartyPoker.com: The Big Game IV World-class poker action from the PartyPoker.com Big Game IV. 1.00am SuperCasino Visit www.SuperCasino.com. 4.05 House Doctor (X2) 4.55 Animal Rescue Squad 5.10 The New Tomorrow 5.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Premier League Years 11.00 Football Asia 11.30 Poker 12.30pm Bupa Great North 10K Run 1.00 Cricket: Friends Provident Twenty20 3.00 Football Asia 3.30 Poker 4.30 Bupa Great North 10K Run 5.00 Trans World Sport 6.00 Boots ’n’ All 7.00 Football’s Greatest 7.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 8.00 Premier League Years 10.00 Golf: Lough Erne Challenge 11.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 11.30 Football’s Greatest 12.00am Premier League Years 2.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 3.00 Football’s Greatest 3.30 Boots ’n’ All 4.30 Total Rugby 5.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 5.30 Football’s Greatest

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Ocean Ride 7.00 WWE: Vintage Collection 8.00 Mountain Bike World 8.30 UIM Class 1 Powerboats 9.00 Cricket: Friends Provident Twenty20 11.00 World Eight Ball Pool Championships 12.30pm Ocean Ride 1.00 Premier League Years 3.00 World Eight Ball Pool Championships 4.30 UIM Class 1 Powerboats 5.00 Premier League Years 7.00 Golf: Lough Erne Challenge 8.00 Boots ‘n’ All 9.00 Watersports World 10.00 Boots ’n’ All 11.00 Golfing World 12.00am Inside The PGA Senior Tour 12.30 European Tour Weekly 1.00 Golf: Lough Erne Challenge 2.00 Golf: PGA EuroPro Tour 4.00 Poker

Sky Sports 3 3.00 Sports Unlimited 4.00 WWE The Bottom Line 5.00 WWE Afterburn 6.00 European Tour Weekly 6.30 Inside The PGA Senior Tour 7.00 Show Jumping: Nations Cup Series 8.00 PGA Euro Pro Tour Golf 10.00 Modern Pentathlon World Cup Series 11.00 Max Power 12.00am Watersports World 1.00 Total Rugby 1.30 Show Jumping: Nations Cup Series 2.30 Modern Pentathlon World Cup Series 3.30 Close Melina Greenfield

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3.00pm Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 Malcolm In The Middle (x2) 6.00 Oops TV 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 My Pet Shame 9.00 FILM: Ocean’s Eleven (2001) 11.15 Deadly Waters 12.45am Women Who Kill 2.15 The Real A & E 2.40 Road Wars 3.30 Shear Genius 4.20 Project Runway

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Big Meets Bigger 9.00 FILM: The Perfect Storm (2000) 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.50 American Dad! (x2) 12.35am Mongrels 1.05 Small Teen, Big World 2.05 Baby Beauty Queens 2.35 Big Meets Bigger 3.30 Mongrels 4.00 Small Teen, Big World 5.30 Close

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Only Connect 8.00 Paws, Claws And Videotape 9.00 The Great Outdoors 9.30 100 Years Of Girl Guides 10.30 FILM: Belleville Rendez-Vous (2003) 11.45 The Great British Holiday 12.45am The Great Outdoors 1.15 Ride Of My Life: The Story Of The Bicycle

3.40pm Loose Women 4.40 Sally Jessy Raphael 5.30 Judge Judy (x3) 7.00 All Star Family Fortunes 7.45 Ed Westwick: The Hot Desk 8.00 Paris Hilton’s My New BFF 9.00 Katie & Alex: For Better For Worse 10.00 FILM: The Mummy (1999) 12.25am Katie & Alex: For Better For Worse

2.55pm Upstairs, Downstairs 4.00 Daily Cooks Challenge 5.00 Goodnight Sweetheart 5.40 Heartbeat 6.45 The Darling Buds Of May 7.50 Mr Bean (x2) 9.00 An Audience With Freddie Starr 10.00 Numb3rs 10.55 Life 11.50 The Fixer 12.45am Wycliffe 1.40 On The Buses (x2)

1.20pm Big Brother: Live 2.35 Hollyoaks 3.05 Gilmore Girls 4.00 Samantha Who? 4.30 Friends (x3) 6.00 Big Brother’s Little Brother 6.25 The Big Bang Theory 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Friends (x3) 9.00 FILM: The Wedding Date (2005) 10.40 Tim Minchin: Live 12.50am Big Brother: Live

2.50pm The Coach Trip 3.20 Location, Location, Location 4.25 A Place In The Sun: Home Or USA? 5.30 Relocation, Relocation 6.35 Deal Or No Deal 7.25 Grand Designs Revisited 8.30 The Daily Show With Jon Stewart 9.00 Time Team 10.00 Inside Nature’s Giants 11.05 The Closer 12.05am Time Team

11.00am Victim (1961) 12.55pm A Man Called Peter (1955) 3.15 The Fly (1958) 5.05 Lassie (2005) 6.55 Ladies In Lavender (2004) 9.00 Hitman (2007) 10.50 28 Days Later (2001) 1.05am Fight Club (1999) 3.50 Close

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thursday 29 Celebrity MasterChef BBC1, 8pm Actors Chris Walker and Lisa Faulkner, comedian Mark Little, Radio DJ Mark “Chappers” Chapman and model Danielle Lloyd battle it out in the kitchen as they try and impress judges John Torode and Gregg Wallace. Who will crack in the kitchen? Whose hollandaise will be horrible? Whose gravy ghastly?

Wild Wales BBC2, 12.15am Filmed over a year, the series features stunning aerial and wildlife photography. There is an amazing sequence of an osprey hunting over open water, while visitors at nearby Portmeirion sit unaware of the spectacle before them. Spectacles? Maybe they’d forgotten them. Iolo Williams shares his passion for wildlife.

Law And Order: UK ITV3, 9pm When the bones of young Tommy Keegan are discovered in a basement, Brooks, Devlin and Chandler are faced with a 20year-old cold case. The only people who seem to know anything about the case are the man originally arrested, and Tommy’s best friend Julia. Risky case for the Crown Prosecutors.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Heir Hunters 10.00 Escape To The Country 11.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.30 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Murder, She Wrote 3.00 BBC News 3.05 ZingZillas 3.25 Funky Fables 3.40 Mortified 4.05 Animals At Work 4.35 Deadly 60 5.00 Newsround 5.15 The Weakest Link

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show Stories that matter from across the country. 7.30 EastEnders The grieving of the Trueman/Fox family takes an unexpected turn, Phil makes a significant decision regarding Louise, and Darren follows the path of true love. 8.00 Celebrity MasterChef See highlights. 9.00 The Secret Tourist Consumer travel series in which Matt Allwright re-creates popular scams on unsuspecting tourists abroad. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Stealing Shakespeare The remarkable story of how a 53-yearold rare book dealer from the North East of England became the centre of a mystery surrounding the disappearance of a long lost Shakespeare First Folio. 11.25 FILM: Three Fugitives (1988) Fast-paced comedy. An ex-con is determined to go straight, but suffers a major setback when he is taken hostage by a bungling thief. 1.00am Weatherview Detailed weather forecast. 1.05 Sign Zone: Panorama 1.35 Sign Zone: Countryfile 2.30 Sign Zone: Celebrity MasterChef 3.30 Sign Zone: Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 4.30 BBC News

BBC2

6.00am Harry And Toto 6.10 Bob The Builder: Project Build It 6.20 Postman Pat: SDS 6.35 Guess With Jess 6.50 Pingu 7.00 Everything’s Rosie 7.10 Dirtgirlworld 7.25 LazyTown 7.50 Charlie And Lola 8.00 Barney’s Latin America 8.30 Ed And Oucho’s Excellent Inventions 9.00 Roar 9.30 Gimme A Break 10.00 Athletics: European Championships 12.00pm Animal Park 12.30 Working Lunch 1.00 The World At War 1.50 Lifeline 2.00 Golf: Women’s British Open 5.30 Athletics: European Championships 9.00 Five Days That Changed Britain The extraordinary behind-thescenes story of five days in May when the UK’s political leaders haggled over who should form the next government. In exclusive interviews, David Cameron, Nick Clegg and other key players tell the BBC’s political editor Nick Robinson how the coalition government was created. 10.00 All New Mock The Week Dara O Briain, Hugh Dennis, Russell Howard, Andy Parsons and guests return with a special edition of the show. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Gavin Esler. 11.20 Imagine... Arts series. He has performed in 3,400 performances in over 130 roles, conducted upwards of 450 performances, and is general director of both the Washington National and Los Angeles Operas. Placido Domingo is at the peak of opera, and now, at the age of 68, he has embarked on a role he has long dreamed of performing – Simon Boccanegra – his first as baritone in an opera. 12.15am Wild Wales See highlights. 1.15 BBC News

ITV1

6.00am GMTV 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 60 Minute Makeover 4.00 Midsomer Murders 5.00 Ten Mile Menu

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News & Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Police pressure on the Wyldes mounts as Nathan is arrested. 7.30 Cashing In The Criminals: Tonight Morland Sanders examines how the police are becoming increasingly successful at reclaiming criminals’ ill-gotten gains. 8.00 Emmerdale Nathan is shocked to learn that Mark’s death could not have been an accident. 8.30 Coronation Street John receives a threatening visitor and a shocking ultimatum. Will Liz discover the reason she has admirers? Piccies on the net again, eh Liz? 9.00 Police Camera Action Gethin Jones presents the series looking at dangerous driving on Britain’s roads. In this edition, he investigates why young drivers are such a menace on the roads, going on patrol with two police forces in Essex and Hull. 10.00 ITV News At Ten & Weather 10.35 FILM: Lethal Weapon (1987) Starring Mel Gibson, Danny Glover, Gary Busey, Mitchell Ryan, Tom Atkins and Darlene Love. 12.35am The Zone ITV1’s new place to shop and play. 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show. 3.35 Cashing In The Criminals: Tonight 4.00 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

Channel 4

6.00am The Hoobs 6.25 The Hoobs 6.50 Big Brother’s Little Brother 7.20 Big Brother 8.30 Frasier 8.55 Smallville: Superman The Early Years 9.50 P. Diddy’s Starmaker 10.45 Friends 11.20 Friends 11.45 Postcard From T4 On The Beach: Backstage 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 British Made 12.15 FILM: Captain Scarlett (1953) 1.45 Channel 4 Racing 4.10 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me

6.00 The Simpsons After watching a film about a sexy tap dancer, Lisa enrols in a tap class, only to discover that she has two left feet. 6.30 Hollyoaks Steph is sickened by her audition failure, but Gilly has a big question to ask her. Elliot meets a friend called Kevin, who claims to be an alien. All aliens are called Kevin. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv Series of brief documentaries on religion. 8.00 Location, Location, Location Property advice series. 9.00 Undercover Boss Harry Ramsden’s CEO Marija Simovic goes behind the counter to determine the areas in which the restaurant chain can improve. More chips! 10.00 Big Brother Highlights. 11.10 Skins The situation at Naomi’s has come to a head and there are multiple showdowns as the teens collide with the adult world. 12.15am Dirty Sexy Money Drama about a wealthy family of New York socialites. While the Darlings are away for Thanksgiving, Clark the chauffeur shares his version of various family rumours with a persistent journalist. Under house arrest, Letitia holds the Ferragamo fashion show at the Darling mansion. 1.10 The Ascent Of Money 2.05 Big Brother: Live 5.55 The Hoobs

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6.00am - 8.55 Children’s television 8.55 Little Princess 9.05 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 9.20 Igam Ogam 9.30 Olivia 9.45 Michaela’s Animal Road Trip 10.45 Trisha Goddard 11.45 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.40pm Five News 12.45 House 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Home And Away 2.45 Don’t Stop Believers 2.50 I Own Britain’s Best Home: Flying Visit 3.10 FILM: Mystery Woman: Snapshot (2005) 5.00 Five News 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Preparations for the opening of Angelo’s restaurant are running seriously behind schedule. Can he pull through and prove his critics wrong? 6.25 Don’t Stop Believers Short programme. 6.30 Live From Studio Five Magazine show. 7.15 Cricket On Five Highlights. 8.00 The Man Who Moves Buildings Documentary series. Jeremy and his team move a large historical home through a busy town. 9.00 The Hotel Inspector Alex’s latest challenge is the Artist Residence in Brighton, a ninebedroom bed and breakfast run by 21-year-old student Justin. 10.00 FILM: Edison (2005) Starring Justin Timberlake, Kevin Spacey, Morgan Freeman, LL Cool J and Roselyn Sanchez. Crime thriller in which a naive journalist tries to expose corruption within the police force. With his own safety and his girlfriend’s life threatened, he teams up with his editor and a private investigator to try to bring down the system that protects the bent cops. 11.55 Don’t Stop Believers Short programme. 12.05am SuperCasino Visit www.SuperCasino.com. 4.05 House Doctor (x2) 4.55 Animal Rescue Squad 5.10 The New Tomorrow 5.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 9.30 Total Rugby 10.00 LIVE International Cricket 7.00pm Football’s Greatest 7.30 Barclays Premier League World 8.00 International Cricket 10.00 Time Of Our Lives 11.00 Barclays Premier League World 11.30 International Cricket 1.30am Royal International Horse Show 3.30 International Cricket 5.30 Barclays Premier League World

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Ocean Ride 7.00 WWE Experience 8.00 Boots ’n’ All 9.00 Modern Pentathlon World Cup Series 10.00 Show Jumping: Nations Cup Series 11.00 Aerobics: Oz Style 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm Boots ’n’ All 1.00 International Judo World Circuit 1.30 Total Rugby 2.00 Trans World Sport 3.00 Boots ’n’ All 4.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 4.30 Total Rugby 5.00 Trans World Sport 6.00 LIVE Speedway World Cup 9.00 WWE Late Night Raw 11.00 WWE NXT 12.00am Speedway World Cup 3.00 Race World 4.00 Close

Sky Sports 3 7.30am International Judo World Circuit 8.00 Inside The PGA Senior Tour 8.30 European Tour Weekly 9.00 Golf: Lough Erne Challenge 10.00 LIVE Golf - Irish Open 1.00pm Golf: Lough Erne Challenge 2.00 Ocean Ride 2.30 International Judo World Circuit 3.00 LIVE Golf – Irish Open 6.00 IAAF Athletix Weekly 6.30 ATP Tour Uncovered 7.00 Race World 8.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf 11.00 LIVE US Seniors Tour Golf 2.00am Golf – Irish Open 3.30 Golfing World 4.30 Close

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6.00pm Oops TV 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 The Real A & E 8.30 Real Filth Fighters 9.00 Lie To Me 10.00 A League Of Their Own 10.30 Modern Family Finale 11.00 NCIS: LA (x2) 1.00am Border Invasion USA 1.50 Road Wars 2.40 Oops TV 3.30 Shear Genius 4.20 Project Runway

7.00pm Total Wipeout: The Final 8.00 Young, Dumb And Living Off Mum 9.00 Alice And Her Six Dads 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 The Real Hustle - Celebrity Scammers 11.00 The Real Hustle - Celebrity Scammers 11.30 Family Guy 11.55 Family Guy 12.20am Baby Beauty Queens

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 BBC Proms 2010: Dvorak’s New World Symphony With The CBSO 9.20 Last Of The Blonde Bombshells 10.40 Alan Plater - Hearing The Music 11.20 The Great British Holiday 12.20am On Hannibal’s Trail 12.50 Britain By Bike

5.30pm Judge Judy (x3) 7.00 All Star Family Fortunes 7.45 The Vampire Diaries: The Hot Desk 8.00 America’s Got Talent 9.00 Peter Andre: The Next Chapter 10.00 ITunes Festival 2010 11.00 America’s Got Talent 12.00am Coronation Street 12.30 Ladette To Lady 1.30 ITunes Festival 2010

2.55pm Upstairs, Downstairs 4.00 Daily Cooks Challenge 5.00 Goodnight Sweetheart 5.40 Heartbeat 6.45 The Darling Buds Of May 7.50 The Casebook Of Sherlock Holmes 9.00 Law & Order: UK 10.00 Taggart 11.00 An Audience With Freddie Starr 12.05am FILM: Breaker Morant (1979)

6.00pm Big Brother’s Little Brother (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Friends (x3) 9.00 The Big Bang Theory 9.30 How I Met Your Mother 10.00 Accidentally On Purpose 10.35 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 11.25 Important Things With Demetri Martin 11.55 The Big Bang Theory 12.25am Big Brother: Live

3.20pm Location, Location, Location 4.25 A Place In The Sun: Home Or USA 5.30 Relocation, Relocation 6.35 Deal Or No Deal 7.25 Grand Designs 8.30 The Daily Show With Jon Stewart 9.00 The Closer 10.00 Southland 11.00 Without A Trace 12.00am The Closer 1.00 Southland 1.55 Without A Trace

12.40pm Inception Special 12.45 White Feather (1955) 2.45 A-Team Special 2.55 Whirlpool (1949) 4.45 Genevieve (1953) 6.30 Inception Special 6.40 Hope Floats (1998) 8.50 A-Team Special 9.00 Die Hard (1988) 11.35 Persepolis (2007) 1.25am Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (2006)

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friday 30 Doc Martin ITV1, 9pm Martin expresses some negative views when Louisa reveals she will be interviewing for the headteacher’s job. Pauline worries that something is up when Al behaves in a secretive manner and is later seen seminaked in Louisa’s home. Edith brings Martin a gift to help him with his fear. Eye of newt?

Rev BBC2, 12.05am Tired of feeling excluded by the rest of society, Adam is thrilled to meet Leon who is keen to get married at St Saviour’s. Leon sees collar and a friendship starts, with the pair sharing pints in the local. But the romance comes to a crashing halt at an embarrassing vicarage party. Curly cucumber sarnies no doubt.

Synth Britannia BBC4, 10.30pm Doc about a generation of postpunk musos who took the synth from the experimental fringes to the centre of pop. Following Human League, Daniel Miller and Cabaret Voltaire, the crossover moment came in 1979 when Gary Numan’s appearance on TOTP heralded the arrival of synthpop. See, friends really are electric.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Heir Hunters 10.00 Escape To The Country 11.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.30 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Murder, She Wrote 3.00 BBC News 3.05 ZingZillas 3.25 Funky Fables 3.40 Mortified 4.05 Trapped 4.35 Hounded 5.00 Newsround 5.15 The Weakest Link

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show Stories that matter from across the country. 7.30 DIY SOS Compilation programme built around a day in the life of Nick Knowles. 8.00 EastEnders As the Square’s residents reel from the previous night’s events, Libby and Chelsea’s differences threaten to tear their family apart. 8.30 Celebrity MasterChef Only three celebrities can go through to the next round. One will go home. 9.00 My Family Sitcom about a dentist and his family. 9.30 The Old Guys Sitcom. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Would I Lie To You? David Mitchell is joined by Ruth Jones and Jason Manford, while Lee Mack is joined by Jack Dee and Peter Serafinowicz. 11.05 The National Lottery Draws 11.15 FILM: Derailed (2005) Tense thriller in which two people who meet on a train begin an affair. 12.55am Weatherview Detailed weather forecast. 1.00 Sign Zone: Celebrity MasterChef 2.00 Sign Zone: Celebrity MasterChef 2.30 Sign Zone: Monty Halls’ Great Hebridean Escape 3.30 Sign Zone: Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 4.30 BBC News

BBC2

6.00am Harry And Toto 6.10 Bob The Builder: Project Build It 6.20 Postman Pat: SDS 6.35 Guess With Jess 6.50 Pingu 7.00 Everything’s Rosie 7.10 Dirtgirlworld 7.25 LazyTown 7.50 Charlie And Lola 8.00 Barney’s Latin America 8.30 Ed And Oucho’s Excellent Inventions 9.00 Roar 9.30 Gimme A Break 10.00 Athletics: European Championships 12.00pm Animal Park 12.30 Working Lunch 1.00 The World At War 1.50 Hands On Nature 2.00 Golf: Women’s British Open 5.15 Athletics: European Championships 9.00 Gardeners’ World In Joe Swift’s sustainable back garden at Greenacre, he shows us how to make a simple bench from a reclaimed pallet. And Alys Fowler is taking the plunge in a natural swimming pond. 10.00 How Not To Live Your Life Sitcom about 20-something Don, a man with bad luck and even worse instincts. Samantha’s brother comes to stay for the weekend and after a night of drinking with the housemates he gets into bed with Don. Don is initially shocked, but after some hard truths he soon realises he might be gayer than he thinks. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis. 11.05 That Mitchell And Webb Look Repeat 11.35 Shooting Stars Repeat 12.05am Rev See highlights 12.35 FILM: Lovely And Amazing (2001) Heartwarming drama. A mother has two grown-up daughters – one an artist and the other an actress. A third, adopted child is just eight years old. Director Nicole Holofcener celebrates their lives, loves and misfortunes in tragicomic style.

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6.00am GMTV 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 60 Minute Makeover 4.00 Midsomer Murders 5.00 Ten Mile Menu

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News & Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Nathan is released without charge, but is furious that Natasha lied to him. Bob promises Viv that he will always care about her. 7.30 Coronation Street John’s nightmare reaches a terrifying new level when he meets Colin Fishwick. 8.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal A 21st birthday present comes up for sale – just as its owner reaches her 80th birthday – and some violins raise big money at auction. 8.30 Coronation Street How will John and Charlotte clear up their terrible mess? Will Chesney’s party end in disaster? Will Lloyd’s support of Cheryl and Russ lead to violence? 9.00 Doc Martin See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten & Weather 10.35 FILM: Open Water (2003) Starring Daniel Travis, Estelle Lau, Blanchard Ryan and Saul Stein. Dramatic thriller. A couple on a scuba-diving holiday in the Caribbean are accidentally left behind by their tour boat crew, leaving them drifting alone in the shark-infested ocean. 12.10am The Zone Our hosts guide you through The Zone, ITV1’s new place to shop and play. Including features from QVC and Challenge Jackpot. 2.10 FILM: The Land That Time Forgot (1975) 3.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

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6.20am The Hoobs 6.45 Big Brother’s Little Brother 7.15 Big Brother 8.25 Frasier 8.55 Smallville: Superman The Early Years 9.50 P. Diddy’s Starmaker 10.45 Friends 11.15 Friends 11.45 Postcard From T4 On The Beach 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Brief Encounters Of The Sporting Mind 12.10 FILM: The Diamond Queen (1953) 1.45 Channel 4 Racing 4.10 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me

6.00 The Simpsons When Otto ditches his fiancée at the altar, Bart invites her to stay with the family, forcing Marge to compete with a younger woman. No contest. 6.30 Hollyoaks Steph is confused about Gilly’s marriage proposal and confides in Cheryl that she doesn’t trust his motives. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.25 4thought.tv Series of brief documentaries on religion. 7.30 One Under Showcase of bold and original documentaries from upand-coming filmmakers. 8.00 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away Beryl Wright’s four kids have grown up and flown the nest and now she is on the move, leaving Northern Ireland and looking at homes in North Devon and the Costa Del Azahar region of Spain. 9.00 Big Brother Highlights. 10.00 The IT Crowd Surreal office sitcom. 10.35 Big Brother Davina McCall evicts. Mwa-ha-ha. 11.25 Stand Up For The Week Satirical takes on the big stories and themes of the week. 12.10am Florence And The Machine Live At The Hammersmith Apollo From May ‘09 12.45 MUSIC ON 4: 4Play: Hurts Profile of electro-pop duo Hurts. 1.00 Big Brother: Live 4.25 This Week’s 4Music Top 20

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6.00am - 8.30 Children’s television 8.30 Hana’s Helpline 8.40 The Mr. Men Show 8.55 Little Princess 9.05 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 9.20 Igam Ogam 9.30 Olivia 9.45 Don’t Stop Believing 10.45 Trisha Goddard 11.45 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.40pm Five News 12.45 House 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Home And Away 2.45 Don’t Stop Believers 2.50 I Own Britain’s Best Home: Flying Visit 3.05 FILM: Ladies Of The House (2008) 5.00 Five News 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away The residents of Summer Bay pitch in to help Angelo. Ruby tries to talk to Liam about how she feels, but she ends up making a shocking error of judgement. 6.25 Don’t Stop Believers Short programme. 6.30 Live From Studio Five Magazine show. 7.15 Cricket On Five Highlights. 8.00 Nature Shock: Elephant Graveyard This instalment explores the mysterious deaths of a family of five elephants in a remote Indian village. While official reports concluded that the animals were killed by lightning, many experts believe that a more sinister force was to blame. 9.00 The Mentalist Crime drama following the work of an investigator who uses his razor-sharp skills of observation to solve crimes. 10.00 CSI: NY New York-based spinoff of the crime drama series. 10.55 Don’t Stop Believers Short programme. 11.00 Grey’s Anatomy Medical drama. 12.00am SuperCasino Visit www.SuperCasino.com. 4.05 Motorsport Mundial 4.30 House Doctor. 4.55 Animal Rescue Squad 5.10 The New Tomorrow 5.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Barclays Premier League World 9.30 World Hockey Monthly 10.00 IAAF Athletix Weekly 10.30 LIVE International Cricket 7.00pm Football’s Greatest 7.30 LIVE Super League 10.00 Football’s Greatest 10.30 International Cricket 12.30am Super League 2.00 International Cricket 4.00 Super League 5.30 Football’s Greatest

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Ocean Ride 7.00 WWE Raw 9.00 NRL Fulltime 9.30 Championship Rugby League 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm Trans World Sport 1.00 Championship Rugby League 3.00 WWE Raw 5.00 Trans World Sport 6.00 World Sport 6.30 IEX Magazine 7.00 Tight Lines 8.00 International Cricket 10.00 WWE Late Night Smackdown 12.00am WWE Late Night Bottom Line 1.00 NFL – Total Access 2.00 Ocean Ride 2.30 World Sport 3.00 Royal International Horse Show 5.00 NFL – Total Access

Sky Sports 3 8.00am International Cricket 10.00 Live Golf – Irish Open 1.00pm Race World 2.00 Ocean Ride 2.30 ATP Tour Uncovered 3.00 Live Golf – Irish Open 6.00 Ocean Ride 6.30 World Hockey Monthly 7.00 NFL - Total Access 8.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf 11.00 LIVE US Seniors Tour Golf 2.00am Golf - Irish Open 3.30 Golfing World 4.30 Ocean Ride 5.00 Tight Lines

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2.00pm A Town Called Eureka 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 WWE Superstars 6.00 Oops TV 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Missing Children: Lorraine Kelly Investigates 9.00 Top 50 Showbiz Comebacks 11.00 Lie To Me 12.00am Bones (x2) 1.50 Border Invasion USA 2.40 Road Wars 3.30 Shear Genius

7.00pm Doctor Who 8.05 Doctor Who Confidential 8.30 Eastenders: The Murders Of Lucas Johnson 9.30 Mongrels 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Eastenders: The Murders Of Lucas Johnson 11.30 Family Guy (x2) 12.20am Young, Dumb And Living Off Mum 1.20 Mongrels

7.30 BBC Proms 2010: Mark Elder Conducts Shostakovich’s Tenth Symphony 9.30 The Pet Shop Boys At Glastonbury 2010 10.30 Synth Britannia See highlights 12.00am Synth Britannia At The BBC 1.00 The Pet Shop Boys At Glastonbury 2010 2.00 BBC Proms 2010: Mark Elder Conducts

3.40pm Loose Women 4.40 Sally Jessy Raphael 5.30 Judge Judy (x3) 7.00 The Whole 19 Yards 8.00 Katie & Alex: For Better For Worse 9.00 America’s Got Talent 10.00 ITunes Festival 2010 11.00 Peter Andre: The Next Chapter 12.00am Coronation Street (x2) 1.05 ITunes Festival 2010 2.00 Emmerdale

12.50pm Heartbeat 1.50 The Darling Buds Of May 2.55 Upstairs, Downstairs 4.00 Daily Cooks Challenge 5.00 Goodnight Sweetheart 5.40 Heartbeat 6.45 The Darling Buds Of May 7.50 Pie In The Sky 9.00 Joanna Lumley’s Nile 10.00 FILM: Air America (1990) 12.15am Wycliffe 1.15 The Grand (x2)

4.00pm Samantha Who? 4.30 Friends (x3) 6.00 Big Brother’s Little Brother 6.25 The Big Bang Theory 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Friends (x3) 9.00 Supernanny 10.00 Supersize Vs Superskinny 11.05 Rude Tube 11.20 Big Brother’s Big Mouth 12.25am Big Brother: Live

2.50pm The Coach Trip 3.20 Location, Location, Location 4.25 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.30 Relocation, Relocation 6.35 Deal Or No Deal 7.25 Grand Designs 8.30 The Daily Show With Jon Stewart 9.00 FILM: The X Files (1998) 11.15 Heroes Of Comedy 12.20am FILM: The X Files (1998)

11.00am Panic In The Streets (1950) 12.50pm The Card (1952) 2.40 ATeam Special 2.50 Green For Danger (1946) 4.40 Barefoot In The Park (1967) 6.45 Bride And Prejudice (2004) 8.55 ATeam Special 9.00 Assault On Precinct 13 (2005) 11.05 Oldboy (2003) 1.25am Kamikaze Girls (2004)

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saturday 31 101 Ways To Leave A Gameshow BBC1, 7pm No doubt about it, this is Britain’s Takeshi’s Castle. This is the programme the rest of the world will feature in its clip shows displaying how weird everyone else’s TV is. Steve Jones gathers members of the public to play for £10,000 on the very edge of their nerves. Still, quite addictive.

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Five, 9.50pm You know when you make plans around the water cooler at work as to what you might do, no holds barred? It’s not necessarily a good idea to act those out, no matter what the kudos is you’ll gain. Two office mates plan to rob a casino and it ends in murder. See! Just have a pint after work.

Smallville E4, 6pm It’s practically Superman now. Clark Kent is working at The Daily Planet, alongside Lois Lane and he’s spending an awful lot of time saving Metropolis. He’s even got a name – ‘the blue and red blur’. So close to the line it’s untrue. But still fun. Oliver’s former mentor launches attacks on Chloe, Lois and Mia. Blur-time.

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6.00am Breakfast 8.45 Athletics: European Championships 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11.30 What To Eat Now 12.00pm BBC News 12.05 South East Today 12.10 Formula 1: The Hungarian Grand Prix 2.30 Golf: Women’s British Open 4.50 BBC News 5.00 South East Today 5.05 Hole In The Wall 5.40 FILM: Madagascar (2005)

7.00 101 Ways To Leave A Gameshow See highlights. 8.00 Tonight’s The Night John Barrowman makes more dreams come true for some special people. A policewoman from Yorkshire sings with soprano Lesley Garrett. And the cast of The Lion King help a brave 16year-old fulfil his dream of performing his favourite song. 8.50 The National Lottery Saturday Night Draws Jedward perform their latest release. Never mind the money – it’s JEDWARD! 9.00 Casualty Medical drama series. Lenny is offered the ultimate bribe, while Charlie is forced to choose between his friend and everything he believes in. Doesn’t he also believe in his friend? Confusing maths. 9.50 John Bishop’s Britain Liverpudlian comedian John Bishop presents viewers with a mix of standup, sketches and real-life stories from members of the Great British public. Bill Oddie talks about his first kiss. 10.20 BBC News 10.40 FILM: Insomnia (2002) Starring Al Pacino, Robin Williams, Martin Donovan, Hilary Swank. Crime drama about a veteran LAPD detective who journeys to a small Alaskan town with his partner to investigate the murder of a 17-year-old girl. 12.35am FILM: Daddy And Them (2001) 2.05 Weatherview 2.10 News

BBC2

6.00 – 7.25am Children’s television 7.25 Sportsround 7.40 Wolverine And The X-Men 8.00 Raven 8.30 School Of Silence 9.00 Paradise Cafe 9.30 Animals At Work 10.00 Athletics: European Championships 12.00pm Degrassi: The Next Generation 12.25 The Cut 12.50 Scene Stealers 1.20 The 5.19 Show 1.35 The Almost Perfect Guide To Life 2.05 FILM: Seven Men From Now (1956) 3.20 Flog It! 3.50 Sacred Music 4.50 Golf: Women’s British Open 5.45 Athletics: European Championships 9.00 Proms 2010 Bom bom bom boooom. Bom bom bom boooooom. Bom be de bom bom bom. Bom bom be de bom bom bom. Bom bom bom boooom. Bom bom be bom. Bom Bom. Smash! Bom bom bom bom, bom bi bom bi bom bom. Bom bom bi bom bom, bom bom bom bi bom bi bom bom. Bom bom bim, bim bom boo, bom bam bim bom bam bim bom. Smash! Ning nang noo naa, ning naa nee. Nuddle niddle ning nong ning nah noo. Dum dum DUM! DUM DUM DOOOOOO! Diddle duddle diddle doodle dud do dum do dah. Ting! Ting! Ting!No nah nee na parp parp pooooop. Parp peep piddle pump pimp pump poop.Dum de dum, dum de DUM, DUM DE DUM – DUM – DUMMMMM! *Applause and cheers* 11.00 Mock The Week Dara O Briain, Hugh Dennis, Russell Howard, Andy Parsons and guests return with a special edition of the show. 11.30 FILM: In Search Of A Midnight Kiss (2007) In Search of a Midnight Kiss. 1.05am FILM: Stark Raving Mad (2002) Heist comedy.

ITV1

6.00am GMTV 9.25 The Crocodile Hunter Diaries 10.25 Children’s Hospital 10.55 Monk 11.55 ITV News & Weather 12.10pm This Morning: Saturday 1.10 Animals Do The Funniest Things 2.10 FILM: Being There (1979) 4.30 FILM: Crocodile Dundee In Los Angeles (2001)

6.20 Meridian News; Weather 6.30 ITV News & Weather 6.45 You’ve Been Framed! Harry Hill presents the comedy clip show featuring the funniest home videos. 7.15 Odd One In Host Bradley Walsh challenges two pairs of celebrities to identify the odd out out from a series of strange and peculiar line-ups. Today the regular home team of Jason Manford and Peter Andre take on Joe Swash and Katy Brand. 8.00 Magic Numbers Stephen Mulhern hosts the live gameshow in which one viewer could be up to £300,000 richer by the end. 9.00 30 Years Of An Audience With... Chris Tarrant narrates the series celebrating three decades of popular entertainment show ‘An Audience With...’. The programme includes memorable moments from the terrific performances given by some of the world’s greatest entertainers – from Take That to the Bee Gees, Bob Monkhouse to Al Murray, and Joan Rivers to Kylie Minogue. 10.00 ITV News; Weather 10.15 FILM: Three Kings (1999) Starring George Clooney, Mark Wahlberg, Ice Cube, Spike Jonze. Satirical action drama set in the aftermath of the Gulf War. 12.30am The Zone 2.30 FILM: Zeppelin (1971) 4.15 October Road 5.00 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 News

Channel 4

6.15am The Hoobs 6.40 The Hoobs 7.05 World Sport 7.30 Mobil 1 The Grid 8.00 The Morning Line 8.55 Friends 9.25 Friends 10.00 A-Team: T4 Premiere Special 10.30 Friends 11.05 Big Brother 12.05pm Big Brother 12.50 Hollyoaks Music Show With Matalan.co.uk 1.25 Scrubs 1.50 Channel 4 Racing 3.55 Come Dine With Me Down Under 4.25 Come Dine With Me Down Under 4.55 Come Dine With Me Down Under 5.30 Come Dine With Me Down Under 6.00 Come Dine With Me Down Under Australian version of the cookery-based reality show. BBQ? 6.30 Channel 4 News 6.55 4thought.tv 7.00 Elizabeth Historian David Starkey presents a four-part series. The first part focuses on Queen Elizabeth I’s early life – before her coronation she was disinherited, sexually abused and imprisoned, while Henry VIII had her mother executed. Nasty royals. 8.00 The Queen Drama series exploring Britain’s social history through pivotal events in the reign of Queen Elizabeth II. 9.00 Big Brother Highlights of the last 24 hours in the BB house. 10.00 Misfits Comedy drama. Curtis tries to use his powers to go back in time and change what happened on the night when he was caught by the police. Unfortunately, he finds that changing history is not as easy as he thought. Never saw that coming. 11.05 FILM: Star Trek Generations (1994) Starring Patrick Stewart, William Shatner, Malcolm McDowell, Jonathan Frakes. The sci-fi saga continues when the two famous captains of the starship Enterprise are thrown together. 1.20am Big Brother: Live 3.00 The Real Housewives Of New Jersey 3.45 What About Brian 4.30 The Wreck Detectives 5.25 Win My Wage

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6.00 – 8.25am Children’s television 8.25 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.45 Igam Ogam 9.00 Olivia 9.15 The Mr. Men Show 9.35 Gerald McBoing Boing 10.00 Animal Rescue Squad 10.20 Don’t Stop Believers 10.30 The Man Who Moves Buildings 11.30 Daring Raids Of World War II 12.00pm FILM: The Green Berets (1968) 2.40 FILM: Day Of The Evil Gun (1968) 4.30 FILM: Ice Station Zebra (1968)

7.10 Five News 7.15 Cricket On Five Highlights of the third day’s play in the first Test between England and Pakistan at Trent Bridge. 8.00 Don’t Stop Believers Short programme introducing one of the groups set to perform on ‘Don’t Stop Believing’. Bouncy bouncy. 8.05 NCIS Drama series following the work of the US navy’s dedicated federal agency. The team investigates when a picture taken by a blind photographer reveals that a young petty officer has been murdered. 8.55 CSI: Miami Crime drama series based on the work of forensic investigators. A lawyer who has just successfully defended a terrorist is shot outside the courtroom. 9.50 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation See highlights. 10.50 CSI: NY Crime drama series. The wife of a former CSI is found dead in a motel room. The case takes a gruesome turn when the team discovers heroin found on the corpse has been extracted from human bodies. Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Pah! 11.50 Don’t Stop Believers 11.55 Cops In Crisis Documentary. 12.15am SuperCasino 4.05 Golf: European Challenge Tour 4.55 The Family Recipe 5.00 Hana’s Helpline 5.10 The Milkshake! Show 5.35 Thomas & Friends 5.45 Roary The Racing Car

6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Barclays Premier League World 7.00 International Cricket 9.00 Cricket AM 10.30 LIVE International Cricket 7.00pm Football’s Greatest 7.30 World Sport 8.00 International Cricket 10.00 Tri-Nations Rugby Union 11.30 Football’s Greatest 12.00am Emirates Cup Football 2.00 LIVE Big Fight Special

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Trans World Sport 7.00 World Hockey Monthly 7.30 LIVE New Zealand Rugby Union 9.30 World Sport 10.00 Barclays Premier League World 10.30 LIVE Tri-Nations Rugby Union 1.00pm World Sport 1.30 LIVE Golf - Irish Open 5.30 World Hockey Monthly 6.00 World Sport 6.30 LIVE Super League 9.00 Emirates Cup Football 11.00 WWE Late Night Superstars 12.00am WWE NXT 1.00 WWE Late Night Smackdown 3.00 WWE Late Night Bottom Line 4.00 Super League 5.30 Football’s Greatest

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Football’s Greatest 6.30 Super League 8.00 Tight Lines 9.00 NFL - America’s Game 10.00 WWE Smackdown 12.00pm WWE The Bottom Line 1.00 IEX Magazine 1.30 Live Emirates Cup Football 4.00 LIVE Emirates Cup Football 6.30 LIVE PGA Tour Golf 11.00 LIVE US Seniors Tour Golf 12.00am Golf - Irish Open 1.30 Super League 3.00 International Cricket 5.00 Barclays Premier League World 5.30 Mountainbike World

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4.30pm Modern Family Finale 5.00 Futurama (x2) 6.00 My Pet Shame 7.00 The Simpsons 7.30 Glenn Martin, DDS 8.00 The Simpsons 8.30 Glenn Martin, DDS 9.00 FILM: Happy Gilmore (1996) 10.45 Classic Albums 11.50 UK Border Force 12.50am FILM: Bitten (2008) 2.25 Road Wars

7.00pm The Real Hustle Celebrity Scammers 7.30 The Real Hustle - Celebrity Scammers 8.00 Top Gear 9.00 FILM: The Perfect Storm (2000) 11.05 Family Guy (x2) 11.50 American Dad! (x2) 12.35am Ideal (x6) 3.35 The Real Hustle Celebrity Scammers 4.05 Eastenders: The Murders Of Lucas Johnson

7.00pm 10 Things You Didn’t Know About Avalanches 8.00 The Games That Time Forgot 9.00 Wallander 10.30 Consenting Adults 11.50 FILM: Belleville Rendez-Vous (2003) 1.05am Ride Of My Life: The Story Of The Bicycle 2.05 The Games That Time Forgot 3.05 10 Things You Didn’t Know About Avalanches

1.30pm Planet’s Funniest Animals 1.50 Holiday Showdown 2.50 Holiday Airport: Cyprus 3.50 America’s Got Talent (x2) 6.50 FILM: Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005) 9.00 FILM: Troy (2004) 12.10am FILM: Leaving Las Vegas (1995) 2.20 Ladette To Lady 3.10 Teleshopping 5.40 Creature Comforts (x2)

8.30am Upstairs, Downstairs (x2) 10.45 Ironside (x3) 1.55 Rising Damp 2.25 Kavanagh QC 4.05 Wycliffe 5.10 Pie In The Sky 6.15 Agatha Christie’s Poirot (x2) 9.30 Rebus 11.00 Cracker 12.10am Agatha Christie’s Poirot 2.00 On The Buses 2.30 Teleshopping

9.55am Big Brother 10.40 How To Look Good Naked (x3) 1.50 Big Brother: Live 2.20 Hollyoaks Omnibus 5.00 Friends (x2) 6.00 Smallville. See highlights. 7.00 The Big Bang Theory 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 Friends (x2) 9.00 The 100 Greatest Scary Moments 1.00am Big Brother: Live

1.35pm Time Team 2.40 FILM: Springfield Rifle (1952) 4.30 3 Minute Wonder: Super Super 4.35 Grand Designs Revisited (x3) 7.50 Grand Designs (x2) 10.00 Tsunami: Caught On Camera 11.45 Haiti Killer Quake: Why It Happened 12.45am Tsunami: Caught On Camera

12.50pm A-Team Special 1.00 Memoirs Of An Invisible Man (1992) 2.55 Inception Special 3.00 The Cross Of Lorraine (1943) 4.45 The Conqueror (1956) 6.55 Three Musketeers (1993) 9.00 Transporter 2 (2004) 10.45 Donkey Punch (2008) 12.40am 9th Company (2005) 3.20 ATeam Special

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sunday 1 august Sherlock BBC1, 8.30pm More of this winning GatissMoffat formula bringing the eccentric detective to the 21st century. So much so it almost seems as if he’s been watching The Ring and The Da Vinci Code, as a mysterious cipher is found scrawled on the walls around London, and the first person to see it has died. Oooh!

The IT Crowd Channel 4, 10.50pm This was on last Friday but it’s a smasher of a season finale from the team that brought us Father Ted. It’s all about the egotistical, remarkable boss-from-hell, Douglas, as surprisingly his brand new marriage only lasts two weeks. He finds himself in court with our IT chums his only defense team. Off and on again?

Film: 10 Things I Hate About You E4, 9pm Starring Heath Ledger, Julia Stiles and Joseph Gordon-Levitt back when they were child actors happy to do a teen homage to Shakespeare’s work. Gordon-Levitt can be seen in new film Inception, Stiles stars in The Bell Jar, and the late Ledger won an Oscar playing the Joker.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 Sunday Morning Live 11.00 Country Tracks 12.00pm BBC News 12.05 Formula 1: The Hungarian Grand Prix 3.15 EastEnders 5.10 Songs Of Praise 5.45 BBC News 5.55 South East Today

6.00 Antiques Roadshow The team heads to Wales. 7.00 Last Of The Summer Wine Pearl throws Howard out of the house, but when he goes to Clegg’s for sympathy it falls on deaf ears, while Pearl tells Nelly she’s going to have to sort out Howard once and for all. Nick his bicycle! 7.30 Countryfile Ellie Harrison and Adam Henson visit the Lake District. 8.30 Sherlock See highlights. 10.00 BBC News 10.20 South East Today 10.25 The Impressions Show With Culshaw And Stephenson The usual assortment of uncanny impressions include Gordon Ramsay’s debut on CBeebies, Kate Winslet appearing in the Bad Jobs for Celebrities slot, and Kirstie and Phil from Location Location Location getting themselves into a pickle. 10.55 FILM: Red Eye (2005) Starring Rachel McAdams, Cillian Murphy, Brian Cox. Thriller in which a hotel manager’s family is threatened during an overnight flight by a fellow passenger who wants to use her hotel in the planned assassination of a government official. 12.10am The Sky At Night 12.30 Weatherview 12.35 Sign Zone: Children’s Emergency 1.05 Holby City 2.05 Atlantis: The Evidence – A Timewatch Special 3.05 How To Build A Nuclear Submarine 4.05 BBC News

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6.00am Harry And Toto 6.10 Bob The Builder: Project Build It 6.20 Postman Pat: SDS 6.35 Guess With Jess 6.50 Pingu 7.00 Everything’s Rosie 7.10 Dirtgirlworld 7.25 Dennis & Gnasher 7.35 Bear Behaving Badly 8.00 Wingin’ It 8.20 Sam And Mark’s Guide To Dodging Disaster 8.30 Planet Ajay 9.00 Athletics: European Championships 11.30 Something For The Weekend 1.00pm Monk 1.45 Flog It! 2.15 Escape To The Country 3.00 Golf: Women’s British Open 6.00 Athletics: European Championships John Inverdale introduces the final session. 9.30 Top Gear Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May buy old British roadsters from Jensen-Healey, Lotus and TVR before taking a wistful journey through the remnants of the UK’s sports car industry, starting in Norfolk and ending up at the mothballed TVR factory in Blackpool. Also, Jeremy takes to the test track in the sensational new Ferrari 458 Italia, and laid-back Hollywood legend Jeff Goldblum is the star in the new reasonably priced car. 10.30 FILM: Frequently Asked Questions About Time Travel (2009) Starring Chris O’Dowd, Marc Wootton, Dean Lennox Kelly, Anna Faris and Meredith MacNeill. Sci-fi British comedy. 11.50 FILM: Factotum (2005) Starring Matt Dillon, Lili Taylor, Marisa Tomei, Fisher Stevens and Didier Flamand. Darkly comic adaptation of Charles Bukowski’s semi-autobiographical novel about a writer trying to avoid distractions such as his personal peccadilloes of women, gambling and alcohol, and his need to fund himself through mindless, poorly paid jobs in order to complete his latest work. 1.20am BBC News 4.05 The Super League Show

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6.00am GMTV 9.25 Coronation Street Omnibus 11.45 ITV News & Weather 12.00pm This Morning: Sunday 1.00 House Gift 2.00 FILM: Columbo: It’s All In The Game (1993) 4.00 FILM: On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969)

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6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Catching The Impossible 7.55 Avon Tyres British GT Championship 8.20 UK Ironman 70.3 8.55 Hollyoaks Omnibus 11.30 Big Brother’s Little Brother 12.35pm Friends 1.15 Being... N-Dubz 1.55 The Simpsons 2.30 The Simpsons 2.55 FILM: The Core (2003) 5.30 River Cottage: Gone Fishing

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6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 7.00 International Cricket 9.00 Cricket Writers On TV 10.30 LIVE International Cricket 7.00pm Football’s Greatest 7.30 Emirates Cup Football 9.30 Football’s Greatest 10.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 10.30 International Cricket 12.30am Emirates Cup Football 2.30 Football’s Greatest 3.00 International Cricket 5.00 Football’s Greatest 5.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial

Sky Sports 2 6.35 Meridian News; Weather 6.45 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Alan Titchmarsh’s Walks Of Fame First in a series of programmes in which Alan invites celebrities to take him on their favourite five-mile walk while he quizzes them about their lives. Exhausted and exposed – we like it! First up – Twiggy. 8.00 Heartbeat Aidensfield is targeted by violent robbers, Mason and Rachel’s romantic past puts their careers in jeopardy, and a familiar friend bids farewell. Busy, eh? 9.00 Taggart When a father and son are found murdered with bibles at their sides, the team is drawn into the world of a strict religious sect. Burke grows increasingly irate as the secretive community closes ranks, refusing to speak to anyone from the outside world. Maybe they should join and stop being so ‘outside-ey’. 10.00 ITV News; Weather 10.15 Drama Trails James Nesbitt narrates this 10-part series. This first episode is a fascinating journey from Coronation Street – the longest running show in the UK. 11.15 Comedy Classics: On The Buses Actors and fans recall Reg Varney’s most famous role as bus driver Stan Butler, followed by a complete showing of an episode. 12.15am Russell Howard’s Tough Gig 12.40 The Zone 2.30 Motorsport UK 3.20 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 News

6.30 Channel 4 News 6.55 4thought.tv 7.00 Orchestra United Series following the creation of the Halle Harmony Youth Orchestra, comprised of a cross-section of young people from Manchester’s vast cultural and ethnic community. The group travel to Derbyshire for a summer school and stage their first concert, in front of an audience of 250 family and friends. 8.00 The Amish: World’s Squarest Teenagers Series following a group of five Amish teenagers who leave their closed communities in the US to participate in a cultural exchange in Britain. The quintet stay with a family in the Kent countryside and visit the seaside for the first time. They also discover the delights of the indie music scene, attending a summer festival at the end of the week. 9.00 Big Brother Highlights from the last 24 hours in the BB house. 10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Rock legend Alice Cooper discusses his lengthy career, and David Walliams chats about his new film Dinner For Schmucks. 10.50 The IT Crowd See highlights. 11.25 Stand Up For The Week Repeat of Friday’s show. 12.10am FILM: Talk To Her (2002) 2.15 Big Brother: Live 3.40 The Real Housewives Of New Jersey 4.25 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor 5.20 Hill Street Blues

7.10 Five News 7.15 Cricket On Five Highlights of the fourth day’s play in the first Test between England and Pakistan at Trent Bridge. 8.00 Don’t Stop Believing Emma Bunton rallies the nation in a thrilling search for Britain’s best new alldancing, all-singing group. The contenders are judged and mentored by a panel comprising global superstar Anastacia, Tamzin Outhwaite, Duncan James and Charles ‘Chucky’ Klapow. The public at home have a chance to vote on which act makes it to the grand final. 9.30 FILM: Moulin Rouge! (2001) Starring Nicole Kidman, Ewan McGregor, Richard Roxburgh, Jim Broadbent and John Leguizamo. Lavish musical, set in decadent 1890s Paris, about a young man who leaves his middle-class life to seek his fortune in the bohemian underworld of Montmartre. The man meets an array of hedonistic characters and embarks upon a doomed romance with a courtesan, who becomes the star of the play he is writing. The film blends period elements with anachronistic rock music. 12.05am Police Interceptors 1.05 SuperCasino 4.05 House Doctor (x2) 4.55 The Family Recipe 5.00 Hana’s Helpline 5.10 The Milkshake! Show 5.35 Thomas & Friends 5.45 Roary The Racing Car

6.00am Tri-Nations Rugby Union 7.00 Emirates Cup Football 9.00 Big Fight Special 11.00 Golf: Lough Erne Challenge 12.00pm Live Golf - Irish Open 5.00 Golf: Lough Erne Challenge 6.00 Big Fight Special 8.00 International Cricket 10.00 WWE Late Night Afterburn 11.00 WWE Vintage Collection 12.00am Watersports World 1.00 Wild Spirits 1.30 Close

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7.00pm Formula 1: The Hungarian Grand Prix 8.00 Underage And Pregnant 8.30 Young, Dumb And Living Off Mum 9.30 Don’t Tell The Bride 10.30 Family Guy (x2) 11.15 Mongrels 11.45 Bizarre ER 12.15am Young, Dumb And Living Off Mum 1.15 Small Teen, Big World 2.15 Don’t Tell The Bride 3.15 Bizarre ER

7.00pm Behind The Scenes At The Museum 8.00 English Heritage 9.00 Balmoral 10.00 FILM: The Pope’s Toilet (2007) 11.30 The Pet Shop Boys At Glastonbury 2010 12.30am Synth Britannia 2.00 Synth Britannia At The BBC 3.00 On Hannibal’s Trail 3.30 Britain By Bike 5.30 Close

1.55pm Holiday Airport: Cyprus 2.55 Planet’s Funniest Animals 3.25 Paloma Faith: The Hot Desk 3.35 The Cube 4.30 FILM: Runaway Bride (1999) 6.50 FILM: Catwoman (2004) 9.00 Peter Andre: The Next Chapter 10.00 FILM: Shaun Of The Dead (2004) 12.05am ITunes Festival 2010 (x2) 2.05 Supernatural

11.55am Agatha Christie’s Poirot 2.05pm Mr Bean (x2) 3.05 The Forsyte Saga 4.45 FILM: The Four Musketeers (1974) 6.55 Mr Bean (x2) 8.00 Robbie Coltrane: BRoad Britain 9.00 FILM: Something’s Gotta Give (2003) 11.40 Kavanagh QC 1.15am Cracker 2.10 Martina Cole’s Dangerous Lady 3.00 My Uncle Silas

11.50am Supernanny US 12.50pm Scrubs 1.20 Big Brother 2.15 Big Brother: Live 2.55 FILM: Rat Race (2001) 5.00 Friends (x2) 6.00 Glee 7.00 One Tree Hill 8.00 Friends (x2) 9.00 FILM: 10 Things I Hate About You (1999). See highlights. 10.55 FILM: The Fly (1986) 12.45am Big Brother: Live

12.40pm Scrapheap Challenge 1.50 Coach Trip (x5) 4.40 Come Dine With Me (x5) 7.30 The TV Book Club 8.00 Jamie Does... Stockholm 9.00 The Family 10.00 The World’s Most Identical Twins And Me 11.05 Father Ted 11.35 Black Books 12.10am The IT Crowd 12.45 Curb Your Enthusiasm

11.00am Millions Like Us (1943) 1.00pm Cheaper By The Dozen (2003) 2.50 Cheaper By The Dozen 2 (2005) 4.35 Laura (1944) 6.20 Coach Carter (2005) 9.00 Transporter 2 (2004) 10.40 Phone Booth (2002) 12.15am Lolita (1997) 2.55 Inception Special 3.05 Close

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monday 2 The Boss Is Coming to Dinner Five, 6pm A bit like a mini-Apprentice, this reality show has candidates wine and dine their prospective employers in the hope that it’ll bag them that dream job. Today celebrity salon owner Julie Williams is not impressed with either Holly’s party life or Lizzie’s nerves. Buck up, girls!

Our Drugs War Channel 4, 8pm The first in a three-part documentary examining the global story of drugs. From the streets of Edinburgh to the poppy fields of Afghanistan. Film-maker Angus Macqueen starts his story in Britain, where one in five citizens have used Class-A drugs. That’s a lot. He talks to those most affected by drugs.

One Tree Hill E4, 9pm It’s time for the boys and girls to bond in their own special ways. Not like that! Julian agrees to a camping trip but struggles to fit in with Nathan and the boys. Don’t beat yourself up, mate. He’s had loads more practice. And Brooke and Hayley cement their friendship back at Tree Hill. Isn’t everyone so nice!

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Heir Hunters 10.00 Escape To The Country 11.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.30 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Murder, She Wrote 3.00 BBC News 3.05 ZingZillas 3.25 Funky Fables 3.40 Mortified 4.05 Mission: 2110 4.35 The Legend Of Dick And Dom 5.00 Newsround 5.15 The Weakest Link

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Cowboy Trap Series in which Clive Holland and his team try to fix the bad jobs that builders have left behind in homes across the country. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders Phil’s worst nightmare becomes a reality. Ooh! 8.30 Panorama Last year saw a big increase in the numbers of stray dogs recorded as being picked up in the UK. Tom Heap discovers that many of the unwanted dogs are Staffordshire Bull Terrier types. Why? 9.00 Who Do You Think You Are? Irish actress Dervla Kirwan traces her family tree. Her great-uncle was Michael Collins, a national figure who changed Irish history and fought to establish the Irish Free State. 10.00 BBC News . 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Gears And Tears Gears and Tears. Y’know. That stuff. 11.05 The Armstrong And Miller Show Sketch show starring Alexander Armstrong and Ben Miller. 11.35 FILM: Shine (1996) Starring Geoffrey Rush, Armin Mueller-Stahl. Award-winning true story of a gifted musician’s triumph over adversity. 1.15am Weatherview 1.20 Sign Zone: Tribal Wives 2.20 History Cold Case 3.20 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 4.20 BBC News

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6.00 – 8.00am Children’s television 8.00 Barney’s Latin America 8.30 Ed And Oucho’s Excellent Inventions 9.00 Roar 9.30 Gimme A Break 10.00 Copycats 10.30 Deadly 60 10.55 What’s New Scooby-Doo? 11.20 FILM: Island In The Sky (1953) 1.05pm The World At War 2.00 Wanted Down Under Revisited 3.00 Diagnosis Murder 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Ben Fogle’s Escape In Time 5.15 The Hairy Bikers’ Food Tour Of Britain

6.00 Eggheads Dermot Murnaghan hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Antiques Road Trip Philip Serrell and Charles Hanson head to their final auction in Exeter. 7.00 Wainwright Walks: Coast To Coast Julia Bradbury follows in the footsteps of guidebook writer Alfred Wainwright by walking across northern England from west to east. 7.30 Mastermind: Champion Of Champions Very clever people feeling very stupid. Apart from one. 8.00 University Challenge Students from the University of York battle with the team representing the Royal College of Music for a place in the competition’s second stage. 8.30 Antiques Master The country’s leading amateur antiques enthusiasts battle it out to become Britain’s firstever Antiques Master in this series. 9.00 Dragons’ Den Series in which budding entrepreneurs get three minutes to pitch their business ideas. 10.00 Rev Sitcom about a vicar. After a terrible review of one of his sermons on a Christian website, Adam has a crisis of faith. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Five Days That Changed Britain The extraordinary behind-thescenes story of five days in May when the UK’s political leaders haggled over who should form the next government. 12.20am BBC News

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6.00am GMTV 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 3@three 4.00 Midsomer Murders 5.00 Britain’s Best Dish

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale The Dingles bid farewell to Shadrach. Ahhh. Hope he nicks something as a parting pressie. 7.30 Coronation Street John has a new secret to bury. Sophie tries to find a way to go away with Sian. 8.00 Countrywise Series in which Paul Heiney and the team look at the best of Britain’s coast and countryside. Paul and the team are in the New Forest. 8.30 Coronation Street Mad Mary does not take the hint from wary Hayley. Can Sophie and Sian get away with their little white lie? Please say yes. Please, please. 9.00 Identity Gripping drama series about an elite police team tackling identity crime. They are called in when the DNA of a respectable middle-class mother is linked to a known terrorist who has been on the run for 25 years. When her suspected former accomplice is brought in to identify her in hospital there is no flicker of recognition between them. But is there more to her history? 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 FILM: Cry Wolf (2005) Starring Julian Morris, Lindy Booth, Jon Bon Jovi and Paul James. Teen horror. 12.15am The Zone 2.15 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.10 The Jeremy Kyle Show 4.05 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

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6.10am The Hoobs (x2) 7.00 Big Brother’s Little Brother 8.00 Big Brother 9.00 Smallville: Superman The Early Years 9.50 P. Diddy’s Starmaker 10.45 Friends 11.15 Friends 11.45 Iyaz’s Postcard From T4 On The Beach 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 The TV Book Club 12.30 Proud Parents 12.45 Come Dine With Me 1.15 Come Dine With Me 1.45 Come Dine With Me 2.20 Come Dine With Me 2.50 Come Dine With Me 3.25 Countdown 4.10 Deal Or No Deal: Hall Of Fame 5.00 10 Years Younger: The Challenge 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks When Jacqui is played the tape of Des being racist she goes to talk to him about it and is met with an unusual proposal. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv Short documentary. 8.00 Our Drugs War See highlights. 9.00 The Hospital Documentary series examining the relationship between British teenagers and the NHS. This second episode looks at the alarming rise in knife-attack patients, how they are treated, and the effect on NHS staff dealing with the immediate and long-term repercussions of violence between young men. 10.00 Big Brother Highlights from the last 24 hours in the BB house. 11.10 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Alan Carr hosts his own light-hearted chat show. Rock legend Alice Cooper discusses his lengthy career and David Walliams chats about his new film Dinner For Schmucks. Sound familiar? It was on last night. 11.55 8 Out Of 10 Cats Jimmy Carr presents the topical comedy panel show with team captains Sean Lock and Jason Manford. Guests include Carol Vorderman, David O’Doherty, John Bishop and Peter Serafinowicz. 12.45am PokerStars.com 1.40 Big Brother: Live 3.55 Born Survivor: Bear Grylls 4.50 FILM: The Americano (1955)

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6.00 – 8.25am Children’s television 8.25 Hana’s Helpline 8.35 The Mr. Men Show 8.50 Little Princess 9.00 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 9.15 Igam Ogam 9.25 Olivia 9.35 Mio Mao 9.45 Michaela’s Animal Road Trip 10.45 Trisha Goddard 11.45 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.40pm Five News 12.45 House 1.40 Don’t Stop Believers 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 3.05 FILM: Tidal Wave: No Escape (1997) 5.00 Five News 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 The Boss Is Coming To Dinner See highlights. 6.25 Don’t Stop Believers 6.30 Live From Studio Five Magazine show hosted by Ian Wright, Kate Walsh and Jayne Middlemiss. 7.15 Cricket On Five Highlights of the fifth day’s play in the first Test between England and Pakistan at Trent Bridge. 8.00 The Gadget Show New series of the consumer tech show hosted by Jon Bentley, Suzi Perry, Ortis Deley and Jason Bradbury. Suzi and Jason are challenged to mount their own promotional campaigns to advertise the show using the latest in cuttingedge technology. Elsewhere, Jon tests the iPhone 4. Jammy blighter. 9.00 FILM: The Rookie (1990) Starring Clint Eastwood, Charlie Sheen, Raul Julia, Sonia Braga. Hardhitting action film about a veteran police officer forced to break in a new young partner while trying to bust an international stolen-car ring. 11.25 Don’t Stop Believers 11.30 FILM: Blind Horizon (2004) Starring Val Kilmer, Neve Campbell. Thriller about a man who loses his memory after being shot in a small desert town in New Mexico. 1.30am SuperCasino 4.05 The Boss Is Coming To Dinner 4.30 House Doctor 4.55 Rough Guide To Beaches 5.10 The New Tomorrow 5.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans (x3) 9.00 Tri-Nations Rugby Union 10.30 LIVE International Cricket 7.00pm Football’s Greatest 7.30 LIVE Elite League Speedway 9.30 Football’s Greatest 10.00 Time Of Our Lives 11.00 Elite League Speedway 1.00am Time Of Our Lives 2.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 2.30 Sports Unlimited 3.30 Watersports World 4.30 Max Power 5.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 WWE The Bottom Line 7.30 PGA Tour Golf 12.30pm Golf - Irish Open 2.00 US Seniors Tour Golf 5.00 Golf: Lough Erne Challenge 6.00 FIA GT1 World Championship 7.00 NASCAR Sprint Cup Series 8.00 International Cricket 10.00 Poker 11.00 Boots ‘n’ All - The Tries 12.00am Ocean Ride 12.30 Golf - Irish Open 1.30 PGA Tour Golf 2.30 Shell’s Wonderful World Of Golf 4.00 PGA Tour Classic 5.00 Close

Sky Sports 3 6.30am Ocean Ride 7.00 International Cricket 9.00 Emirates Cup Football 11.00 Aerobics: Oz Style 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm Super League 1.30 Canter Banter 2.00 Big Fight Special 4.00 Football’s Greatest 4.30 This Week In WWE 5.00 WWE Raw 7.00 Ocean Ride 7.30 Wild Spirits 8.00 FIA GT1 World Championship 9.00 Ocean Ride 9.30 Wild Spirits 10.00 WWE Late Night Bottom Line 11.00 WWE Late Night Afterburn 12.00am WWE NXT 1.00 WWE: Vintage Collection 2.00 LIVE WWE Late Night Raw 4.15 Close

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7.00pm 101 Ways To Leave A Gameshow 8.00 Snog Marry Avoid? 8.30 Baby Beauty Queens 9.00 Gavin And Stacey Christmas Special 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Underage And Pregnant 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.50 Gavin And Stacey Christmas Special 12.50am Baby Beauty Queens

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Science And Islam 8.30 On Hannibal’s Trail 9.00 Britain’s Park Story 10.00 Munro: Mountain Man 11.00 The Great Outdoors 11.30 Britain’s Park Story 12.30am On Hannibal’s Trail 1.00 Balmoral 2.00 Munro: Mountain Man 3.00 Britain’s Park Story

12.00pm Coronation Street (x2) 1.00 Emmerdale 1.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.40 Sally Jessy Raphael 4.30 Loose Women 5.30 Judge Judy (x3) 7.00 Paris Hilton’s My New BFF 8.00 Katie & Alex: For Better For Worse 9.00 FILM: The Mummy (1999) 11.25 Ladette To Lady 12.25am Coronation Street (x2)

2.55pm Upstairs, Downstairs 4.00 Daily Cooks Challenge 5.00 Goodnight Sweetheart 5.40 Heartbeat 6.45 The Darling Buds Of May 7.55 Jeeves And Wooster 9.00 Greatest Cities Of The World With Griff Rhys Jones 10.00 Murder In Suburbia 11.00 The Bill: Who Dares Wins 12.05am Reckless

3.05pm Gilmore Girls 4.00 Samantha Who? 4.30 Friends (x3) 6.00 Big Brother’s Little Brother 6.30 The Big Bang Theory 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Friends (x3) 9.00 One Tree Hill. See highlights. 10.00 The Sex Education Show Vs Pornography 11.05 Shameless 12.10am To Be Announced

4.25pm Come Dine With Me 5.00 The Coach Trip 5.30 Relocation, Relocation 6.35 Deal Or No Deal 7.25 Grand Designs 8.30 The Daily Show With Jon Stewart: Global Edition 9.00 Location, Location, Location 10.00 How The Other Half Live 11.05 Without A Trace 12.05am Location, Location, Location

11.00am Waterloo Road (1944) 12.35pm Pursued (1947) 2.35 The Four Feathers (2002) 4.50 Merrill’s Marauders (1962) 6.45 Bogus (1996) 8.55 The A-Team On Action 9.00 Mission: Impossible III (2006) 11.20 Hunger (2008) 1.25am Domestic Disturbance (2001) 3.10 Inception Special

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