How to Fold a Shirt A Cat’s Guide to Showing the Human how it’s done.
Have your human carry you to the folding area upon your throne of laundry and see that they lay a shirt flat on the folding surface, front facing up.
The human will attempt to fold both sleeves and sides towards the back of the shirt while you wonder why the insolence of your toy/bed being taken has been committed.
See all the wrinkles that couldn’t possibly have been caused by you? Smooth them by rolling your little furry body over the clean shirt.
Knead out further wrinkles and add creative flair by leaving holes all over the shirt.
To rectify this, make your human uncomfortable by staring at them with your all consuming gaze. They must feel judged.
Your human will try to fold the shirt into thirds, starting at the bottom of the back and moving up until the bottom of the middle section is even with the collar.
Your method of vengeance has shown itself. Pounce on found loose thread, effectively ruining your human’s work.
Look adorable when your human tries to scold you. (Using the loose thread is optional.)
Nap. You’ve earned it. Z Z Z
Finished! Kali Johnston GDES I I Spring 2012