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Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"?

Because they never learned good table manners!

Why did the turkey cross the road?

It was the chicken’s day off!

Which side of the turkey has the

What key has legs and can't open doors?

A turKEY!

Knock Knock Who's there? Waddle Waddle who? Waddle I do if you don’t open the door?

most feathers?

What’s the best thing to put into pumpkin pie?

The OUTside!

Your teeth!

Why did the turkey play the drums in his

Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring?

band?

Because he already had drumsticks!

Because April showers bring MayFlowers.


Thanksgiving Jokes