Illustrations & Story by: Kim R. Wojcik
is for Army Kitty, who assaults Ace with a firing squad.
is for Baker Kitty, who bludgeons Benji to death.
is for Cleopatra Kitty, who charges Chief with a scorpion.
is for Drag Queen Kitty, who strangles Duke with her boa.
is for Enormous Kitty, who flattens Emma.
is for Fairy Kitty, who drowns FeFe in sunshine dust.
is for Gambling Kitty, who gives Gizmo away.
is for Hipster Kitty, who hits Hero with his fixie.
is for Innocent Kitty, who would never harm Iggy...
is for Jungle Kitty, who mauls Janice.
is for King Kitty, who smites Karen with his sword.
is for Leprechaun Kitty, who curses Lucky with leprosy.
is for Mechanic Kitty, who mashed Maxineâ€™s head in a car hood.
is for Ninja Kitty, who kills Nanook so fast, no one knows how.
is for Operator Kitty, who whips Odin with a phone.
is for Pirate Kitty, who makes Patches walk the plank.
is for Quasimodo Kitty, who hangs Queenie from the bell in the church bell tower.
is for Rockstar Kitty, who clobbers Rex with a guitar.
is for Scientist Kitty, who silences Snickers with poison.
is for Terminator Kitty, who incinerates Tank.
is for Undertaker Kitty, who lays Una to rest.
is for Violinist Kitty, who serenades Vixen to death.
is for Wizard Kitty, who hits Watson with a lightning bolt.
is for Xena, Warrior Kitty, w ho skewers Xavier.
is for Yodeling Kitty, who croons Yoda to death.
is for Zombie Kitty, w ho infects Zues with the deteriorating virus.
Cat Lovers, this is the book for you! Page after page of the terrifying demise of a dog, while a cat triumphs! Cute illustrations litter this book with a misleading plot. The book may look cute and cuddly on the outside, but on the inside is a torrent of rage and hate directed at manâ€™s best friend. Bring a little humor and adorable feline ferocity to your day!