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AllaBoutCats


AllaBoutCats

Illustrations & Story by: Kim R. Wojcik


A

is for Army Kitty, who assaults Ace with a firing squad.


B

is for Baker Kitty, who bludgeons Benji to death.


C

is for Cleopatra Kitty, who charges Chief with a scorpion.


D

is for Drag Queen Kitty, who strangles Duke with her boa.


E

is for Enormous Kitty, who flattens Emma.


F

is for Fairy Kitty, who drowns FeFe in sunshine dust.


G

is for Gambling Kitty, who gives Gizmo away.


H

is for Hipster Kitty, who hits Hero with his fixie.


I

is for Innocent Kitty, who would never harm Iggy...


J

is for Jungle Kitty, who mauls Janice.


K

is for King Kitty, who smites Karen with his sword.


L

is for Leprechaun Kitty, who curses Lucky with leprosy.


M

is for Mechanic Kitty, who mashed Maxine’s head in a car hood.


N

is for Ninja Kitty, who kills Nanook so fast, no one knows how.


O

is for Operator Kitty, who whips Odin with a phone.


P

is for Pirate Kitty, who makes Patches walk the plank.


Q

is for Quasimodo Kitty, who hangs Queenie from the bell in the church bell tower.


R

is for Rockstar Kitty, who clobbers Rex with a guitar.


S

is for Scientist Kitty, who silences Snickers with poison.


T

is for Terminator Kitty, who incinerates Tank.


U

is for Undertaker Kitty, who lays Una to rest.


V

is for Violinist Kitty, who serenades Vixen to death.


W

is for Wizard Kitty, who hits Watson with a lightning bolt.


X

is for Xena, Warrior Kitty, w ho skewers Xavier.


Y

is for Yodeling Kitty, who croons Yoda to death.


Z

is for Zombie Kitty, w ho infects Zues with the deteriorating virus.


Cat Lovers, this is the book for you! Page after page of the terrifying demise of a dog, while a cat triumphs! Cute illustrations litter this book with a misleading plot. The book may look cute and cuddly on the outside, but on the inside is a torrent of rage and hate directed at man’s best friend. Bring a little humor and adorable feline ferocity to your day!

AllaBoutCats  

An alphabet book made on Illustrator and InDesign.

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