Page 1

Parent Ministry Sermons - A Father’s Words of Wisdom Traditional wisdom often heard from Fathers

Don’t ask me, ask your mother. Were you raised in a barn? Close the door. You didn’t beat me. I let you win. Big boys don’t cry. Don’t worry. It’s only blood. Now you listen to ME, Buster!

I’ll play catch after I read the paper. A little dirt never hurt anyone. Get your elbows off the table. Keep your eye on the ball. Who said life was supposed to be fair. Always say please and thank you. That way, you get more.

If you forget, you’ll be grounded till the end of the world. You call that a haircut? “Hey” is for horses. This will hurt me a lot more than it hurts you. Turn off those lights. Do you think I am made of money? Don’t give me any of your lip, young lady.

You call that noise “music”? We’re not lost. I’m just not sure where we are. No, we’re not there yet. Shake it off. When I was your age , I treated MY father with respect. As long as you live under my roof, you’ll live by my rules.

I’ll tell you why. Because I said so. That’s why. Do what I say, not what I do. Sit up straight! So you think you’re smart, do you? What’s so funny? Wipe that smile off your face. If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times.

C’mon, you throw like a girl. You want something to do? I’ll give you something to do. This is your last warning. Your mother worries. I’m not sleeping, I was watching that channel. I’m not just talking to hear my own voice! Don’t believe anything you hear and only half of what you see.

What do you think I am, a bank? What part of NO don’t you understand? I don’t care what other people are doing! I’m not everybody else’s father! You’re not leaving my house dressed like that! If you’re gonna be dumb, you’ve gotta be tough. Didn’t your teacher learn you anything?! You can marry a rich guy just as easily as you can a poor guy.

It’s hard to be good, and easy to be bad. Don’t tell on anybody unless you tell on yourself first. Hey, did you hear me talking to you? You know you’re always gonna be Daddy’s little girl. I’m not watching television. I’m resting my eyes. Don’t use that tone with me!

Am I talking to a brick wall? If I catch you doing that one more time, I’ll… Act your age. Two wrongs do not make a right. Wipe your feet! Enough is enough! Don’t make me stop the car! What did I just get finished telling you?

Holiday Collection Games and Activities in Celebration of common Holidays. Creative Holiday Ideas has over 300 pages of ideas to help you plan your next New Year’s Day, Valentine’s Day, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, Halloween or Fall Festival, and Thanksgiving event. If you’ve ever wondered what you’re going to do for all these holidays and how you’re going to do it, this resource is for you.

=> Tell me more about the Holiday Collection

Parent Ministry Sermons - A Father’s Words of Wisdom  
Parent Ministry Sermons - A Father’s Words of Wisdom  

Traditional wisdom often heard from Fathers